IHIP News - MAGA Scandal Explodes, Lauren Boebert Caught with Staffers and Speaks Out
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Well, well, well, turns out that anti-gay, big Bible thumping Christian, Lauren Bobert, likes to do scissoring when she's not thumping her Bible and acting like a nut in Congress. Pop this up.
Maga Christian anti-gay representative Lauren Bober, Republican of Colorado, accused of affairs with two female staffers and one male aide.
Colorado Times recorder reported that.
So to me, this surprises me zero.
Zero.
Living in a Bible Belt state, the bigger the Christian, the bigger the secrets.
It's true every single time.
So now let's do a little roll call.
We have, what's her name? Christy Numb, dog killer and husband, big titty Brian, and also
she's banging Corey Lewandowski and the jet, big Christians, big Bible thumpers, always, always this.
Now we've got Lauren Bobert, Cisorin with her aides. Let me get into the details of this,
and then I want to get each of your takes. Pop this up.
The complaint alleges the relationship with Navarro Rats laugh ran from 20,
2021 through January 2025 while she worked under Bobert's supervision with encounters during
and after office hours in the district office and a vehicle which she collected mileage reimbursements
and in hotel rooms paid for Bobert's campaign committee and make similar allegations about
two other aides. The other aide's name is Clarees, which I personally found interesting because
Donald Trump is so obsessed with Hannibal Lecter. So I have to say to Lauren Bobrick,
Clarice, have the lambs, stop screaming. And somebody got it $200,000 payout, allegedly.
All right, let's go, Pops. Okay, here's the thing. Lauren Bobert, this doesn't surprise me at all,
like you. She's at on the rooftop screaming and yelling about how anti, or pro-family, anti-everybody
that's not why Christian is. But you know what I thought of? If I gave Lauren Boberg credit for
being smarter because I don't think she's smart. But one could argue the reason she was jacking that
guy off in Beetlejuice was a cover. She was trying to prove that she liked boys when everybody
knows she was out in the car scissoring. So that's what I thought, but then I thought she's not that
smart. But here it's just another example of depraved behavior behind the scenes and then
standing on your Bible and acting like you're so wholesome. Lauren, here's the deal.
Nobody cares who you have sex with, but you're party.
So mind you're on fucking business and nobody's going to care about what you're doing,
but you're full of hate, you're full of cruelty, you're full of hypocrisy.
So what you need to do is own your shit and then maybe you won't be such a terrible person.
I just want to inject before we go to Josh.
Her behavior is not depraved, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy is depraved.
If she wants to make out with Clarice and Scissor and.
snorkel and all of that, swing for the fences. We are not kink shamers here. The hypocrisy is what's so
incredibly deprave because the hypocrisy causes suicides. The hypocrisy of all day that these gay people
are sinners and they are horrible. The suicide rate is much higher in the LGBTQ plus community
because of hypocrites like Lauren Bobert, Josh. And you really can't make this kind of stuff up.
I mean, for a while, there she was sort of the face of part of this family values MAGA Christian movement.
I mean, she was a big part of that.
And so she's, I presume bisexual.
Is that based on this complaint?
Is that right?
Yeah, I think there's a video of hers asking the press, why is everybody so horny?
I think that was projection because she's horny AF, clearly.
And then she, you know, she's been on various.
whether it's Twitter or interviews, talking about her religion and finding Jesus and all of this stuff, you know, just the whole thing.
And then you see, and I don't know how people don't see this, but you peel this back a little bit and you see conduct like this that's in complete opposite to any of it.
And how it's just so blatant and transparent, like the way that these people lie about not just who they are, but their values and how they love.
live and so forth. They hide behind this thing of religion when they're the ones that are
knee-deep and all of this shit. I think she was out front on the drag queen issue and all this
other stuff. And there's a big passage of ethics rules about Me Too when during the Me Too movement
that she presumably has now violated. And she was a big advocate for that. The hypocrisy is just so
rich. I don't want to sound redundant here. But I don't know what else you can say about that.
just like, wow. I think what it is is it helps answer the question that so many people have
that aren't embedded in Bible Belt culture. How do these people support Trump? How is it these
people that talk about Jesus and God and church and family values, traditional values, how do they
support Trump? And this is exactly how, because they see themselves in him. They see a permission
structure. Oh, he banged a porn star and paid her off. So if you're Lauren Burb,
Bobbert, it's like, he did it. He's delivering, he's delivering the country to God as a Christian
nation. So I can do it too. I'm going to bang Clarice and then ask her if the lamb stopped
screaming. And then I'm going to pay her $200,000. And so this is the type of stuff that we have
to understand in Maga Christian world, there's no honesty anywhere in family units or in churches.
These people lie to each other as families because they have eliminated the accountability part of anything.
So Saturday night, it can be poppers, banging hookers, pulling trains, doing gay stuff.
Sunday morning, Jesus, please forgive me, all is forgotten.
In the real world, you have to work to be forgiven.
You have to prove yourself to the person for whom you're sorry.
seeking forgiveness or the higher power that you're seeking forgiveness that you are learning,
that you are evolving, that you are self-reflecting. But for me, when I'm around these Maga Christian
families, it is very much, if something bad happens, nobody talks about it. A rug is lifted up,
it has swept under and it is rolled back down. People would rather believe their lies about family
members than know the truth because they don't have the skill set to do it. And so of course,
Lauren Boberts horny. Of course, a lot of people are horny. There's nothing wrong with that.
If she likes to Cizzer, I'm all for her being able to do that. What disgust me so much is the
hypocrisy because in rural towns all over Red State America are young, queer, gay kids.
And the people that bully them are the Lauren Boberts and the Mike Johnson's. And look at Mike
Johnson's private life. Look at Lauren Bobert's private life. They bully them. The Lindsey Graham's
bully them. A lot of people, their first bully is their parents in rural America. Their parents
are the first people that bully them for being gay. And all of this just exacerbates this.
And again, I mentioned to you, the suicide rates, when you get to trans, people are astronomically high
and all for what? Because these people do all this shit too and try to project all this shame
on to it's disgusting and then let's remember you know Lauren Bobert gave a dry hand job at the
beetle juice as pumps mentioned play the clip so there she is you know vaping away slap and tickle
in public it's just you know this is and then these people are talking about drag queens and kids
are there any kids in that movie theater it's just the hypocrisy Josh and I had a policy a long time ago
when we were raising our kids.
And I've noticed a lot of people in the comic session.
Yes, Josh is my husband.
We have two sons together.
We had a policy.
If somebody was overtly religious, like we're a big Christian family.
We knew not to let our kids go over to that person's house.
And we joked about it.
It was like, they're not going over there.
And words probably being thrown.
That was an automatic ban.
And I do want to say, God, how fucking awful is a dry hand job?
That's the word.
This isn't matter.
I mean, yeah, you're going to do all that shit in public for a dry hand job.
I mean, that's like the worst of the worst.
But Jennifer, you raise a good point.
So these leaders in Congress, when they spew this hate about trans or gay or they create this fear, it trickles down to these kids in small towns and what their family members think and what they see if they see it on Fox News.
And that has a huge impact on their lives and how their parents treat them.
And then it creates this rhetoric and dialogue.
And you see other kids picking up on it.
And it creates this culture.
And so this goes beyond just her own hypocrisy.
It reaches kids all over the country that are shamed, basically by their own government.
They're taught that they're second class citizens because we must be different.
We're weird.
And everybody sees us that way.
And there's something wrong with us.
And that starts with people like her that are doing this shit.
And it's disgusting.
And another thing is it relates to Trump.
people. There's two things that is a thread with why their conduct never changes. Number one,
there's never any consequences. There's never a consequence. And number two, there's never
accountability. And when you have accountability, then you go through this morphing process of having
some contrition and humility and you learn something because I've made a shitload of horrible,
horrific mistakes. And if I came up here and preached about being this great person and doing this
and doing that, I would be lined with hypocrisy.
But I have a tone for the things I've done.
I've tried to wake up every day and be a better person.
These people never, never do that.
They lie with impunity.
They're never held to any sort of consequence.
And there's zero accountability and morphing into a better person.
Just to add to that, Josh, not only do they lie about it, then they make themselves the victim against the people that are telling them the truth.
They're like, not only are they lying, I am a victim.
And it's like, are you kidding me?
And I just want to point out one thing.
Lauren Bobert is notoriously broke.
I mean, can't pour piss out of a boot because she doesn't have a boot.
Where did she get $200,000?
Is that coming from the taxpayer slush fund?
No, I think I read and we'll have to ask Ryan,
but I believe that I read that it was possibly campaign funds.
Don't quote me on that.
I'll have that fact check.
I'll have that fact check.
But this complaint didn't contain any attachments.
There's no financial docs.
I don't think that we're associated.
This complaint was made by a third party to Congress.
So it's not clear if they're going to formally open an investigation or not.
I mean, I can see them not just because it would typify the hypocrisy of their party.
But I think that remains to be seen.
And Lauren Burb-Bobert has denied allegations.
She put out some batship video to the journalist.
And she also said she is not a lesbian.
But I really want to stick with this point for just a second because there are so many people in these Bible Belt states that are queer, that are lesbians, that are trans, that are gay.
And those states are set up to bully these kids. It is institutionalized bullying from every front from these Hate Academy Christian schools.
Now they're doing it in public schools in certain states. And then you have the churches that are at.
absolutely the worst messengers of all of this, and then their own governments.
And the suicide rates of these young kids is unacceptable, unacceptable.
And to have politicians that want to legislate sexuality and legislate morality
tells us more about that person than it does any queer person anywhere.
And I just want to remind you, these are the, these are the group of people that get
triggered by somebody that's dyed their hair blue.
Right.
They go to Starbucks and they see somebody that has blue hair and it is 911 houses on fire.
These are the biggest bunch of pussies on the planet.
Blue hair triggers these people.
Mind you, the person they worship does their hair orange.
All right.
Speaking of just crazy Christians, Nancy Mace goes to college football game this weekend and pop
this up. She says, go Cox. And there she is on the field. She then puts out this video after the
go Cox thing, right? And this is a person. She's a representative in Congress. Okay. And then
she puts out this shit. Play the clip. I've had some time to reflect on my attendance at a college
football game last night and then had the nerve to tweet about it. So this post goes to
out to all the liberals, libtards, socialist, leftists, and trolls, I don't think women should attend
football games or cheer for their team with their college football. Chint, I want you to know
that I've unpacked your lived experiences. Okay. So, you know, here she is, the lib tards, the leftist,
blah, blah, blah. I want everyone to know this triggers me zero. I don't care. Call me whatever you want
to. But this is the same political party when we call them fascists.
and we call them cold-blooded killers.
When we say they are acting like Nazis,
that has stage five meltdowns.
And there's a lot more veracity behind the claims I just made
about the people that she goes to bat for.
But as a sitting congressman,
she did that intentionally to be provocative with her cleavage,
which I don't give a shit.
I'm not a prude.
I don't care.
Where, whatever you want.
You want to say, go Cox, do it.
But again, you're saying, go Cox.
When the people that you are trying to get to vote for you
are the abstinence-only purity culture freak shows?
I'll jump in first.
I thought the video for sure was going to be her follow-up for announcing an only fans account.
For sure.
So I'm shocked.
I'm shocked that it was this bullshit about Lib Tards.
I thought for sure there was going to be a link.
We could all go sign up and so forth.
But I think this goes back to the Lauren Bobert thing.
Again, you morph all these people into the Christian Maga,
family values Republican cult that they're in.
And it's just all the same shit.
I mean,
she knew what she was doing when she posted that picture with her tits hanging out,
saying,
go Cox.
And we don't give a shit.
I don't care.
I mean,
she looked pretty good in it.
If you want just kind of a guy's perspective,
I mean,
she's pretty attractive.
So get it.
Let's go.
But,
I mean,
to then be so offended,
to be such as Jennifer
is they such a titty baby about what liberals say and do. I mean, it's amazing. Like, come on,
get over it. And I'm still waiting on that only fans. I'm going to keep tracking that because she
didn't get reelected. So she's going to be on the hustle here pretty quick.
At least cameo. I just, I mean, here's the thing. I go back to all. First of all, it's,
it's Maga that doesn't want women in sports, at sports. They want him in fitness and in the delivery room.
That's not what I was going to say.
But the point that I wanted to make is if you're going to be a politician,
Nancy Mace, you put go-cocks out there.
You know it's on purpose, whatever.
Why do you give a fuck what anybody says?
Like Josh said, you looked pretty good in your outfit.
You're saying go-cocks.
You've lost every election you've run for of late.
Nobody likes you.
Nobody's going to vote for you.
You fucking own it.
Put your shit out there.
Why are they so thin skin?
If you're going to be a public figure, you don't get to
cry about how your feelings are hurt all the time and you're under attack. Shut the fuck up
and ignore it like everybody else. Well, and she just, she has to go back to, and we're going to
hear this a lot more now until November, is the Lib Tards, the leftist, the socialist, the communists.
I mean, that's all they have are insults for the adults. The children who are running the government.
All they have are childlike insults for the adults that want to take back over the government.
All right, Pomsa, I want to get your take on this because you're really into college football.
You're really into college sports.
And you had Beau French who ridiculed University of Texas football fans that were celebrating because some of them had brown skin.
And now the very Department of Education is basically endorsing Beau French's racism.
Pop this up.
Make college football great again.
And it shows Texas and it looks like it shows a bunch of white people.
people. And this is directly related to Beau French. And in a much, in a really shocking turn of
events, Carl Rove came out against Bo French, which I guess I say welcome to Carl Rove, but I will
always hate Carl Rove forever because of what he did in 2004. In 2004, John Kerry was
writing against liar and warrant criminal George W. Bush. And he got
got the gay marriage, gay marriage amendment on a lot of state ballots and he drove up homophobia
all across the United States of America. And now all of a sudden he wants to say, oh, this is too far.
Brother, you incubated this. Right. You incubated this. You were huge, all the George W. Bush
people that are now all of a sudden like, oh, this is gone too far. Y'all incubated this shit.
Well, here's the thing.
With this, I get so tired of make a football great again, make everything great again.
Everything they say they're going to make great again immediately turns to shit.
And the irony with college football is they now, you know, the players are getting paid.
They don't like it.
So they want to put a cap on the players.
The players in college football are predominantly African American.
So people like the person that posted this and all around the country, especially in the SEC, which is the deep south Bible states, Bible Belt for the most part.
They want to, they want their schools to profit off of black people playing in sports.
They want to control what's going on.
They want to attend.
They want to cheer on.
They want to celebrate these black athletes.
But yet they hate diversity.
they want to take rights away.
They don't want people of color to vote.
So, I mean, it's just the hypocrisy is really, really stark in college football.
I mean, a lot of sports, for that matter.
But particularly here, and I just thought with that French post, I thought, you know,
we're all shocked by it.
And we're just like, oh, people in Texas were like, that's my guy.
And I'm a little bit confused.
I wasn't shocked by it grown up in Oklahoma.
That shit doesn't surprise me one bit.
Yeah, I'm a little bit confused.
What people can you take money from, like in Saudi Arabia, and it's okay.
And then if there's students at the University of Texas, it's not okay.
So I'm a little bit confused about how these Republicans sort of view this ethnicity issue.
It's this, you guys, it's that all of a sudden, it's kind of like what Shaq did.
At some point, you become rich that that is your identifier.
that's the group you belong with, multi-millionaire and or billionaire.
And being black or brown and all of those things take a back seat.
This is why the Trump regime and other American administrations, previous administrations,
have played patty cake with the Saudis.
And the Saudis funded 9-11.
The Saudis killed Jamal Khashoggi.
Why didn't Donald Trump go after Jamal Khashoggi or put sanctions on Saudi Arabia?
Because Jared was BFFs with MBS.
And so if you're really,
rich and you're Muslim, then you're not a jihadist, even though, I mean, the evidence that I've seen,
it seems like the Saudis are pretty big into all that shit. But if you're rich, then that's fine.
Fomar towers, do what you want. But as it pertains to sports in particular, a lot of the most racist
people I've ever met are also huge, huge sports fans. And Colin Kaepernick, what he did,
is going to age so incredibly well. He used his platform to fight for.
for social justice and for equality.
And all of those owners,
and the fact that they're called owners,
is really disgusting to me,
but they all colluded together to silence him.
And if the players at some point,
that we're all reaching a boiling point here,
they have a lot more power than these collectively
than these owners do.
And I just wanna throw this out there too.
I'm so tired of giving billionaires assist
with taxpayers,
for all these stadiums. Yeah. You know? And then they own these teams. It's bullshit. It's total
bullshit. We need some socialism with these sports teams. The cities that they're from are the cities
that should own them and not some billionaire that's a dick, racist. And then we see the stadium
owners controlling content like we did in the shared Ed Shearing debate, you know, because they basically
were the ones that put their foot down and said that McLemore couldn't perform. You know, he got a coalition
of the owners. And so that's scary when they're controlling the content of what performers can say
in those venues. That's frightening. I completely agree. That's all we have. Like, subscribe. We'll be back later.
