IHIP News - Mike Johnson Can't Cover-Up for Trump in Epstein Bombshell Anymore

Episode Date: December 26, 2025

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All right, one of the most important people we need to keep the heat and the pressure applied to is the most worthless American in pretty much all of American history. And of course, Pumps, you know that I'm talking about the little pipsqueak, Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, who has immense power, immense. Think about all of the power that Nancy Pelosi had and how she wielded it, how she willed it, she whipped everyone into shape. Moses Mike Grindr Johnson has one statement that he says all of the time. And it's, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm just the speaker of the house. I just have all the security clearance. He's such a little dick. It's just unbelievable. So let's review. This is from the Guardian.

Kylie put up the first slide. Analysis from the Guardian. It says ignorance is BS on Trump's misdeeds. And I'm going to paraphrase here. Little Moses Mike Grinder-Johnson's stock answer is, quote, I don't know. The House Speaker's denials of knowledge of presidential scandals, stain credulity, but may be an effective tactic. Pumps.

Here's the thing. It's not an effective tactic unless you want to kiss Trump's ass. And you want to take the power of the legislative branch of the United States government and wad it up in a ball and throw it out the window. We know that Donald Trump sits around and says he controls the house because Mike Johnson has allowed it because, number one, he's weak, morally depraved, and he does not give a shit about anything but being Donald Trump's lap dog. Do you remember, it's like a year, year and a half ago, we had Michael Cohen on our podcast, Trump's former attorney, fixer, et cetera. And we asked him if Trump was a big Christian. He goes, God, no.

He said, I remember all these Bible thumpers, evangelicals, white Christian nationalists after Trump won the first time. They went to Trump Tower and they started all the God, you know, your God's vessel and all that talk, right? And Trump, they left and Trump looked at Michael Cohen and whomever else was in the room and he says, can you believe they believe all this shit? Yeah. And so I can only imagine when Pudding Boy isn't having dementia fits, just how disparaging and condescending he must speak about Mike Johnson. But there's something about these Maga Men pumps where they kind of like the humiliation by him.

If you think about like Marco Rubio and particularly Ted Cruz, there's something they must get out of it. Let's go to the next slide of analysis from The Guardian. The U.S. Speaker of the House, paraphrasing here, Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, has developed a go-to response when asked about something controversial Donald Trump are members of his administration said or did. It's some version of, I don't know anything about that. Here are some responses that Johnson has given when asked about Trump and his administration's tactics. I don't know anything about the dinner. I was a little busy this past week, as you know, getting the reconciliation package over the finish line.

line. Another quote from Little Grindr is, I don't know anything about that. I didn't see the interview. And this is about Trump. Here's some more. This is on the jet, the Qatari jet. He says, I'm not following all the twists and turns of the Qatari jet on Trump saying the military would prioritize combating the, quote, enemy from within. Little Grindr says, I didn't see it. And then on the U.S. attack on an alleged drug boat in the Caribbean, he says, I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news. Next slide. This is from Matthew Green, the politics professor at the Catholic University of America. He said it's pretty unusual for a speaker to plead ignorance about what a commander-in-chief is doing, especially as often as Speaker Johnson.

It strains credulity that the Speaker of the House would be unaware of what the president is doing when it's common knowledge among reporters and on social media. And so, Pumps, my thing on this, and you can probably shed some light, is I think there's an intersection here with the inherent denial that a lot of white evangelical Christians live with day to day. And then Moses Mike's ability to, he knows exactly what's going on. Of course, to sit there and he could, do you think when he answers these questions, he could pass a polygraph pumps when he says, I don't know? No, I don't think he could pass a polygraph.

I think he knows exactly what's going on. He knows exactly what the disasters are. And here's the thing, as damning as his I don't knows are, if he's not saying, I don't know, he's fucking lying. When he lies about, I want to be so transparent, I just met with Epstein survivors. I want to be so transparent, dismisses the house so that they don't vote on it, doesn't swear in a colleague, says, we're going to do, you know, we're so good for the economy while he increases the ACA. I mean, so he lies constantly, but in terms of him knowing, I think that he knows, he just

doesn't know what to say. He's not a talented propagandist like a Caroline Levitt. He can't, he has to just straight up lie. but when he's not prepared for the lie, he texts and texts and rolls to, I don't know. Okay, let me ask you this. What do you think the bargain is in his mind? Like, you know, he's all about Christianity, evangelical Christianity. What would Jesus do, right?

And so is the bargain? I often wonder with a lot of these people who know how immoral, amoral Trump is, is the bargain that we're delivering a Christian nationalist nation to God, Is that the bargain, or is it, do we think he has compromising information on little grinder? It's just fascinating to me to see somebody with a title that has so much power. I've really never seen this in American politics ever, where somebody gets to a position, Speaker of the House, you have so much power. And he abdicates it every day, multiple times.

a day and I just wonder what the internal bargain is or if there is one well he's third in line to the presidency so for him to say I don't know is straight up incompetent competence if it's not a lie I've we've talked about this before about I'm delivering a Christian nation so I can you know lie and cheat and steal the American people but I also yeah and the grinder stuff I mean that's an obvious one But honestly, having been raised an evangelical Christian and the cognitive dissonance that if I please Trump, regardless of how bad his actions are or my actions are, I'm immune to consequences because I'm better. 40% of my district's on Medicaid, I don't give a shit. I'm going to fuck him because Trump wants me to. He can dismiss the morality questions, the ethical questions, because as a Christian,

that's what you do. You don't examine feelings. Every morning I have to get up to prepare for IHIP News. There's so much information. And most importantly, there's so much misinformation. Here are two headlines that I want to prove this point to you. Here's a left-leaning headline. Trump diverts Congress-approved funds for Warrior dividend.

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little Moses, Mike Grindr, Johnson, the obedience with which he has been grilled into him his whole life? Because to me, when I see him, I think, boy, he is sure obedient. And when I think about really, really deeply religious women that I know, you know, like socially, the stuff that they say about being obedient to their husbands and getting permission to do things. And it's not like, hey, let me check in with my husband and make sure we don't have plans. It's a, it's a permission seeking question. And I just, I see that in him, this obedience and having been raised in all that and having been an obedient good girl as you were pumps do you see that as kind of priming him to this role to be so obedient to such an immoral person i absolutely see it being interrelated

and you also have to think not only is he obedient because that's how he was raised he's also doing some nefarious shit on the down low in my opinion because that his whole life he has covered up for his mentor who had the law school oh good Yes, what? Remind the listener about that. Start at the beginning because this is some pretty interesting tea. Okay, so Mike Johnson was tapped to be the dean of a law school to be based on biblical law, which I don't know how that works, but okay. And I believe it was John, Judge Paul Pressler, I'll fact check that name. And so it turns out it took like decades. The law school never opened. This guy that the law school was named after was a judge. a religious fucking zealot nut and the mentor of and the mentor of mike johnson before he even

came to the law school their thickest thief turns out at the southern baptist convention he's sexually assaulting people little grinder has a history of covering up for pedophiles this is familiar to him it's very familiar and here's the thing covering up bad behavior becomes a way of life and you just compartmentalize it and it just doesn't exist. So I honestly think he knows what's going on, but in his mind, he's doing the right thing. So then with the Epstein files, it feels familiar to cover up for sexual predators. That's what he does. That's all he's ever done. He really hasn't had any success in his adult life. This being third in line to the presidency is the first time he's ever had a powerful job. And it's just, he just said, I'm going to throw it away.

I don't give a shit. Yeah. And it's amazing to me that you get this type of power and you absolutely 100% abdicate it and choose not to use it. I've never seen anybody in American politics so impotent and so neutered as I have little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. All right. That's all we have for this episode, please like, subscribe, buy our book, last minute holiday shopping, and we'll be back later with more news.