IHIP News - Mike Johnson Faceplants on Live TV and MAGA is Humiliated Over the Weekend

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

MAGA's lies about No Kings protest hilariously revealed, and Moses Mike Johnson tries and fails miserably to control the narrative. Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The spinning and the ridiculous lying and the moving of the goalposts of all the magad dorks is quite entertaining to watch. And pumps, we have Senator Mike Lee, who is the biggest Trump ass kisser corrupt. I bet he's got the most fucked up Google search history you've ever seen in your life. I bet he's into some real freaky shit, which I don't give a shit about, but I'm not the prude, Puritan Christian that sits around and judges everybody else. But Mike Lee is. Kylie, pop this up. So he says, nothing says hip like rhythmless boomers trying to dance all while trying way too hard to look like they're having fun. And Matthew Iglesias responds to this and says,

these guys pivoted really fast from warning of widespread Antifa writing to making fun of no kings for being corny and earnest. The fact is large scale nonviolent demonstrations are a powerful and effective political tactic and they are afraid. So they went from Caroline Levitt saying that it's Hamas and terrorists and all of these blue-haired freaks with nose piercing because I guess that scares if you're maga, I guess you're scared of somebody that might have one or an earring in their nose, which would only terrify a pussy. But the fact that they keep moving the goal posts on this and changing the narrative, everybody at the No King's Rally hit every demographic, every age group. When I marched 25 blocks in Manhattan, one minute

I was around older women, the next minute I was around younger people, the next minute I was around people my own age, all different skin colors, all different flavors that America has, multiculturalism. But what I saw more than anything, you guys, was white people. people. A bunch of white people. That was the predominant marcher that I saw. Yeah. And that's why they're so scared is because they know the people are pissed. They know the polls show Trump's in the tank. I'm sure they're polling in their districts. It's not great. But we know they can't conduct town halls. But here's the saying you had, I think it was DL Demon Queen Benny Johnson saying, oh, well, they just, all look like old white people over 50. They don't, here's, your crowd is white trash, maga, white supremacist looking people. You're scared because this was a complete swath of America

and they are telling you, we hate you. We hate Donald Trump. And they have problems because their lips are plastered on Trump's ass. And at some point, they're gonna be called to account with their voters. Okay. And then this was hilarious. I don't, Pumps, I don't know if you've seen this or not, but in Denver, some white magad dudes showed up to the No Kings March and they thought they were

going to be tough guys. Watch this video of this triple Trumper that thinks he's a badass. Literally face plant twice. Play the clip. Ride your bike! Rob! Don't get a job! Oh, God, ride your bike!

You fucking fanned. He's fanned somebody horrible human. Loser, fucking loser. There is. He just face-planted.

He just face-planted. He's chasing somebody 20 years younger. And here he goes again. And somebody tripped him. And he said, he said again. I love that so much. People are actually trying to help him.

He'll listen on. He's got blood. He won't stop. His friends are coming. He continues on trying to chase down somebody who he called it F-A-G. Right. And he's fallen twice.

Okay, Kelly, you can stop it here. As the video goes on, a guy who's probably 30, 35 years old, 35 years old white guy in a Bernie t-shirt goes up to him says dude you need to leave like you're already bleeding you're hurting just go this is our day just you need to leave and like very kindly but firmly tells him like dude get out of here look at your face this is so typical of a maga guy in their mind the delusions of grandeur are unbelievable and this is why they have to photoshop pictures of trump being muscular because in his mind that guy

that was calling everybody an fag in his mind he thinks he's a navy seal yeah he couldn't run 10 feet without face planning and then his fat ass tripped over a curb and then he's cut you know his skin open and he's bleeding and these people are not trying to beat him up they're like dude you need to go home look at you you're a train wreck you're catastrophe and this is why these men for two reasons number one his first insult was to call the person an fag if the person that he was mad at would have been black i guarantee you it would have been the n word yeah but these are the guys that are interested in all this homoerotic art these are the guys his first thing was to call this guy the f word which why is that on your mind why is that a slur in your mind and then are you the guy

that also looks up all of these trump photoshopped uh digital cards whatever those stupid cliff he was NFTs you know like they can't even put out real footage of Trump because he's so such a weak frail demented leader but this is what their crowd looks like this is the opposition and pumps to me he was behaving just like a January 6th insurrectionist and i've seen a ton of video i went to the new york rally the only person i have seen that looks like they need to be arrested is this guy yeah it was people that were trying to start shit. They were all Trumpers. But just to your point about what they think they are in their mind, they think they're these big, tough alpha males, but they are fueled by their own

insecurities and their own feelings of not being good enough. The only way they can make themselves feel good is to demean other people. And when you do that, you are showing us exactly who you are. If you only feel good about yourself when you're being mean to other people, you are a pathetic twat. And this guy goes to the top of the list, but I did love that he fell twice. All right. Moving along, little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, who we will never abbreviate. That will be his official name moving forward. Little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson continues this big Christian, big Christ like the Lord, you know, waking him up all the time in the middle of nights and wake up, big buddy, you're going to be Moses. He continues to go on the media circuit instead of trying

to negotiate with Democrats like a good Christian boy would do, try to get people health care, try to raise wages. No, he's not interested in doing any of that. He continues to go on the media circuit and lie. But this time, ABC News, Jonathan Carl was prepared and pushed back. And I want to show you this because every journalist should be ready to do this type of thing every single day, multiple times a day, play the clip. And Representative-elect Adelaide, Grahalla. As soon as we get back to legislative session, when Chuck Schumer allows us to turn the lights back on.

Why haven't you done it already? Because this is the way the institution works. I'm following the Pelosi precedent, by the way, when my dear friend from Louisiana, Julia Letlow, was elected to fill the seat of her deceased husband because of COVID, Nancy Pelosi took 25 days to swear her in. By the way, also... Let me stop you.

Are you saying that Nancy Pelosi refused to swear her in earlier? No, I'm saying... That's my very point is, This is the normal process. My understanding is that was the date that actually the representative elect let low at the time requested. No. She had obviously her. Okay, here's some more examples.

Okay. No, no, but wait a minute. You mentioned the Pelosi precedent, but Pelosi didn't delay that. No, no, let me give you more than the Pelosi president, okay? And what about the Johnson precedent? Let me answer. You swore into Republicans the day after their election. I'm happy to answer.

I'm happy to answer. Pelosi president, Pat Ryan, Joe Simpelinski. They were elected during an August recess. So 21 days later, when the House returned to regular legislative. Okay. As you can see, he got pushed back and then he starts to shift and move the goalpost. Number one, I want to remind you guys that lying is a sin for evangelical Christians, and he does it all of the time. Number two, Moses Mike Johnson, sorry, little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, does not want the Congresswoman sworn in because the final fissure in this cult is going to be the release of the Epstein. files and kanks is kankles deep in them.

Little Moses Mike Grindr, Johnson, as a side hustle protects pedophiles. That's what he does. And I also want to know, where is the teenage son that you adopted that now you never talk about anymore? I think that's fucking weird. I think it's weird as shit that you're consumed with gay people and the pray the gay away camps. I think you're a liar.

I think you're a charlatan. I think you're a pedophile protector. I think somebody's got compromising information on your little pipsqueak ass, little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. Okay. I just want for new viewers to understand the son that you're questioning the whereabouts is not the same son that he shares his porn history with. That's a different son that he shares this porn history with, their accountability porn partners.

But here's the thing. He goes on and it's like, Mike Johnson, you shut down. the fucking government in June to avoid a vote on the Epstein files now this woman has been asking every day the excuse was oh well um we brought them in the very next day because they had their family she says okay I'll be there tomorrow with my family crickets he sends everybody back for district time he's the biggest fucking liar and that makes him a big fat sinner it does it does all right moving along this just made me feel really good here's robert de nero this weekend on msnbc play the clip

will not he we see it we see it we see it every we see it all the time he will not want to leave he set it up with his uh i guess he's the gables of the of the cabinet uh stephen miller he's uh he's a nazi yes he is and he's jewish and he should be ashamed of himself Exactly right. Stephen Miller is a Nazi and he is a sociopath and he is the one that actually is not lazy about breaking the law and pushing all of this shit through because he is a little insecure white supremacists who I believe even his own parents must have hated him because what he sends out into the earth is pure hate and pure destruction of this country and pure projection. The way he speaks. about normal everyday Americans is how he feels about himself. He accuses normal everyday Americans of being terrorists, of being all of the hating America. And I think at the end of the day, the guy that's trying to dismantle the Constitution is the guy that, in fact, hates America because this guy was bullied in high school and he's

unattractive and he's four foot 10 and nobody fucking likes him. Moving along, Christy Nome was able to swindle two private planes. off of taxpayer money, the DHS bought two luxury Gulfstream private jets for Christy Nome and other top officials at the cost of $172 million per the New York Times. And then finally, 19-year-old Baron Trump has been able to grift. 19-year-old Baron Trump reportedly now has an estimated net worth of $150 million per Forbes. So I want to tell you something, triple Trumpers, you have been lied to. these people have taken your faith and used it against you they are telling you that you can't have nice things because of democrats because of immigrants because of gay people because of trans people and the reason you can't have nice things is because donald trump sits in his golf cart rides around mara lago and tells all of his billionaire friends and this is on tape i'm going to lower your taxes i'm going to lower your taxes i'm going to lower your taxes he is

robbing the piggy bank. He is enriching himself and his children and his friends and all of these industry titans that have made money in the United States of America off of the First Amendment. You're next. You're going to get fucked over to. You play stupid games. You're going to win stupid prizes. And if you think at the end of the day, this guy's going to have loyalty to you, Mark Zuckerberg, to you, Tim Cook, Howard Nutlick, do you think at the end of the day he gives a shit about you, he doesn't. And neither does J.D. Vance. And Peter Thiel, I have news for you. You're wrestling around in the mudslop with a bunch of homophobes. And the billionaires who put all of the Supreme Court justices on, you'll be person non grata number one that they will

take out because you're gay. So you're internalized homophobia, Scott Bessent. These D.L. Demon queens they will come for you too all right that's all we have for this episode pumps the book here we go life life is a lazy season of shit sandwiches kiley links it right below in the show notes please buy it it's a great way to support us subscribe to our channel like this episode comment to feed the algorithm and we'll be back later with more news Thank you.