IHIP News - MUST SEE Kristi Noem's HILARIOUS History of Cosplay

Episode Date: February 8, 2025

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I don't know about you guys, but the Secretary of Homeland Security, that sounds like a very important job that should be filled by a very important, serious person. Maybe somebody that doesn't play dress up all of the time. And in MAGA world, the cra more qualified you are. S at all of the many hats t gnome wears. Here's her f Patrol. Here she is all d border patrol garb. You c see she goes from, you know, the hat, and then she's got on a bulletproof vest. And then the very next day, she decides to go a little country with a, you know, a little country and western gnome.

What do you think about this, Pumps? I think she's an embarrassment to hair extensions. I mean, they're so bad. And all these hats. I'm like, girlfriend, take off the hats you look like a moron like that doesn't make you look tough you don't look cool no one's shooting at you so that you know the bulletproof vest might be a little over the top I mean the cowboy hat I don't think you need a cowboy hat to be the secretary do you no don't think so. Let's take a look at this next one.

Plumber. Here she is dressed up as a plumber. She's got tools and, you know, she's under the sink, her hat on backwards, still has the hair extensions. I mean, this is just, this is the secretary of homeland security cosplaying as a plumber. And she was voted and confirmed by the United States Senate. I think by an overwhelming majority. It wasn't like tight. We are a laughingstock. That is a joke.

Next up. Laughingstock. Here she is as a dental hygienist. Here she is. 25,000 open positions. Here she is. She has the laser glasses on. She's doing a little side pony this time.

Latex glove. I cannot believe the Democrats didn't vote against her. If for nothing else, poor taste. I mean, it's just bad. And wasn't she the one that did a dental commercial for some texas teeth whitening deal i think that's it south dakota people i mean come on this is embarrassing okay next up here she is as a construction worker there she is she's got the plans she has on her hard hat and these are not photoshopped you guys this is real is real. And call me crazy. I would, if I were a Democratic senator, I would think it would be disqualifying that somebody would agree to vote with a, to be on a cabinet of a man who was convicted of 34 felonies and attempted a coup. So if I'm a Democratic United States senator,

I would think Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, if you think it's okay to work with him, then you're not okay with me. I don't think you're a safe person. That's just right off the top. But then when I saw all of this evidence of her cosplaying, I would think this person doesn't seem to be mentally stable. Then I'd take it a step further and realize in her book, she confessed to shooting her dog that she didn't like named Cricket. And so it would just be a no across the board. But Kylie, will you look up how many votes she got while you play the next slide? Here she is as a cowgirl.

Pumps. It looks like she's in Yellowstone, like she was auditioning for a part in Yellowstone. She wanted to be Beth Dutton, I guess. Here's the thing about this woman. She was the one that was on stage with Trump for 40 minutes while he danced and treated him like a child. Like, Mr. President, do you want to end this song? So, I mean, she is the bottom of the barrel, but he owes her for that embarrassment. And my whole thing is, is if you want to know what a laughingstock is, as Trump used to

always say, you know, the U.S. is a laughingstock. This is a laughingstock right here. Exhibit A. This is what a laughingstock is. And I just want to ask, what do you think Fox News would do if Pete Buttigieg dressed up like a plumber and a dental hygienist? What do you think would happen then? They would, the homophobia would destabilize the country. It would be so bad. I mean, it's unbelievable the stuff that MAGA people do with impunity.

Right. And then if anybody else did it, the outrage, the selective outrage by MAGA people, MAGA adjacent people, MAGA media is disgusting. Kelly, do we have the number on how many? She won by 61% for governor. 61 votes. No, no, no, no, not for governor. We're talking about her hearings. Okay.

Let me hop back in and okay let's play the next slide come here she is as an electrician here's the deal somebody told her she looks great in hats and she believed them okay here's also psychologically though she i think she must like to play like dress up didn't she have an affair an alleged affair with like corey lewandowski or somebody yeah so i mean i think this is her shtick like this is her thing like this is her sexual superpower that she likes to role play because there's no other explanation that a grown adult has this many pictures available of them role playing and cosplaying all of these things that

they are not. She's not an electrician. She's not a plumber. She's not a dental hygienist. Yet there's all of this evidence online of her cosplaying being one of these things and everybody's acting like she should be the secretary of homeland security it's bananas well she likes people to take her seriously cut me some slack she got 59 yeses and 34 nays okay here's what we need to do i need to know which democrats i need to know i need to know who voted yes for her i mean like i think we have to make a list of just on the watch list all right kylie as you play the next slide look up which democrats voted to confirm her here we go. Highway patro and this is not Halloween

serious because this is S there's something psycholo this isn't Halloween. And all of these costumes are accompanying photo shoot, seeing why we're seeing them like there's probably a couple of photographers lighting experts people with a fan people with props like this is bananas the world is laughing at us and they s is something out of uh S Okay, the democrats who v

are john Fetterman, Maggie Kim, Gary Peters, Jan Shah slotkin. I really like assa Slotkin and Andy Kim. I hate to hear that. I hate to put them on a watch list, but I guess we're going to have to. We have to put them on a watch list because if any of them come on IHIP News, I just want to say, I want to show you some stuff and just do a quick slide through of all of these costumes that she's doing.

Because I mean, also the dog shooting and I forgot how she brought it up. The dementia moment for 40 minutes where he's bobbing up and down like a you know fishing bobber out at sea and she's just sitting there going along with it okay next slide here she is as a welder Shut up! She's putting these out there? Again, think about this. She's putting on the costumes, and there is an accompanying photo shoot. She's a welder.

What amazes me is anybody around her said, Hey, maybe we should take you to go see a shrink. Like that. She's a governor. Like this is weird. This is weird shit. Here's the thing I'm going to say when her book came out and she said she shot her dog. My first question was there's a million people that read that book before it gets to print. Where are the people around her? So the people around her didn't think it was a bad idea to talk about her shooting her puppy, her children's dog. So why in the fuck would these same people give pause at all to her running around as a welder and an electrician and a plumber and a hygienist. These are not competent people. These are not serious people at all.

Imagine if all of this costume play, this dress up existed with Kamala Harris. Can you imagine? I mean, they would just lose their shit. All right, next up. Here she is as an accountant. Okay. Now look at the, look at the glasses. I'm telling you, I think she's got some sort of dress up kink. I think that's her jam. Like it's gotta be because she's trying to be sexy in so many photos. Like there is like the sexual

overtone to it. And listen, I don't give a shit. If somebody wants to have a kink and they play dress up and screw all night, more power to you. I don't care. But I'm not the Christian Republican, Bible thumping about Jesus and taking away women's rights and browbeating gay people.

But then on the side, I'm having an affair with Corey Lewandowski playing dress up with 95 different professions while being governor and shooting my dog. I mean, it's bananas. These photos look more like what you would put on the top of like a porn VCR. It's total. It's total. Then the governor's website. It's total soft core porn. It's totally. Yeah. I mean, it's like Christie, Christie plays electrician. Christie plays welder. Christie's an. Yeah. I mean, it's like Christy. Christy plays electrician. Christy plays welder.

Christy's an accountant today. Okay. Next up. This is our last one here. She's cosplaying as a dog lover. Is this the one she shot? No, this is comedy pumps. We're saying that she's all she's playing dress up all of the other things

she is not she's also not a dog lover right as we know because she shot her dog right right well slow to the party that's okay pumps uh anyway that that america get on you that's perfect. That is the perfect secretary of Homeland Security for this clown car bullshit administration. Perfect. We have a person that likes to play dress up leading the Department of Homeland Security. We'll see you all later.