IHIP News - Trump and MAGA Have Stage 5 Meltdowns Over Mamdani

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

MAGA don't know how to react to their massive defeat Tuesday night. Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The F Your Feelings crowd is going through quite an ordeal with the Democratic sweep, with young voters, women, voters of color, all leaving an abandoning maggot and going to vote for the left because their leader is a moron. Their ideas are horrible. And they've been lying to the American public forever. And every American president and Congress wrecks the economy. So let's just get our popcorn and enjoy the maggot tears. First up, we have a video. Here's Fox News and Ron DeSantis. Now from the free state of Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis, my governor. Okay, I'm literally in tears. I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face, only for this reason. I have really funny friends. And my funny friends

are sending me, one is a meme of the statute of liberty, you know, sitting down, smoking a cigarette. Effit, I'm going to move to Florida. The other one has a picture of Mamdani, and it says, realtor of the year in the state of Florida. It's cracking me up. Well, first, Sean, I'm glad you cleared up that you're not going to Ireland, because if it was a trade where Florida had to give up panty in exchange for Rosie O'Donnell, I would veto that trade on behalf of this free state of Florida. Don't you worry about that. I'm grateful I have a good governor. There you go.

This is a guy, Mondani, he wants to take down the Columbus statue. I've already said, if they take that from Manhattan, we'll take it in Florida. Hey, if they want to put the Statute of Liberty in Lake Okeechobee, we'll get that done as well. But I think he's going to win. Okay. All these people care about is they're stupid, boring jokes. And then this culture war statue shit. It's so unbelievably stupid.

Zoran Mamdani has stayed on focus on affordability. He has stayed on focus helping New Yorkers that always felt looked over, helping them feel like they had been, they're being seen, people who work 40, 50, 60 hours a week and can't ever get ahead. Those people have value. And he sat down and spoke with them and billionaire after billionaire begged for a in-person meeting with Zoran and he declined all of them because he didn't think they needed to meet with him. They're doing just fine. And Fox and Little Governor Kittenhill with his dorky-ass smile,

how he was trying to rebrand that all of a sudden he has Riz is so embarrassing. I thought that that was a huge play for Riz for him. He thought he was riszing it up. And here's the thing. Did you notice the branding on that from the free state of Florida? Is it Florida where they ban books, were they banned sidewalks with paint? They're triggered by drag queens. They're triggered by books. They're triggered by Bad Bunny, which is interesting, considering there's a massive Latino population in Florida.

Kitten heels is worthless. He needs to put on his white boots just and wear them permanently forever because that's all I see when I see him. Moving along. Stephen Miller has some things to say. And he thinks this is just a real, like, own. So he tweets from the New York City, NYC.gov website, household and family types, family household types by immigration status percentage.

Almost 50% of New Yorkers live in a family households with at least one immigrant, over one million children equaling 62% of all children in New York City live in a household with at least one foreign-born family member. of all the one million New Yorkers who live in mixed status households, 265,500, or 27% are children, 80% of these children are U.S.-born citizens. Mixed status households demonstrate that all New Yorkers are impacted by federal policies that separate families. What I have to say to Stephen Miller is, number one, welcome to America.

Right. This has probably always been the stat in New York back to when pumps our ancestors made their way over here from Europe. This is not a new thing. The thing that bothers Stephen Miller is the color of the skin of these immigrants. We have always been a nation of immigrants. And in fact, indigenous people of this land

are in fact brown-skinned Native American Indians. This is not new information, but this works and hits so hard with his white supremacist base. And real leader, leaders, even Republican conservatives that I never voted for, embraced the multicultural nature of the United States. And really, when you think about like white America, we really don't have a culture. The best culture in the United States of America is multiculturalism.

Think about the whitest, uptight triple Trumpers that you know. And I guarantee damn fucking T.U. They watch sports dominated by African Americans and cheer for them and they eat at Mexican restaurants. And so this is just such a fool's errand. But I will say the victories that we've seen this week with the Democratic Party, particularly in New York and of course other places where you see everybody jumping ship off Maga is that this one-trick pony show that MAGA has, that we're going to scare the shit out of you with these brown skin people, nobody's buying it anymore. And you know why they're not buying it? Because they were promised if you hate these people with us, the price of your groceries will go down. And they still

had all this hate and guess what? The price of groceries have gone up. And then when they tune in to Fox, when they're not watching dipshit, Tweedle D and Tweedle dumb fuck, they realize Kanks has full-blown dimension and just lies and says that inflation is way down and they know it's not because they see their bills and i guarantee you kinks has never seen a bill in his life his secretary pays him well of course and let's not forget this is the same group of people that browby we went the epstein files we've got to have the epstein files now we're hiding the epstein files prices are up he says prices are down he says gas prices are down actually they're up electricity all of the his policies Like you said at the beginning of this episode, they adversely impact people.

And just hating your neighbor isn't putting money in these people's pockets. And believe me, I have, I'm very cynical about learning the lesson. But I do think the one trick pony is losing steam. Plus, God, even if you're a big, huge Trump supporter, you know he looks like shit. I mean, he looks sick. Moving along, Representative Andy, Ogles is rolling out. The only thing Maga knows how to do, which is racism and hate, pop this up. And he tweets, this is a photo of Mom Dami's home country, Uganda. This is what New York will look

like after he's destroyed it, deport him now. That seems sane and rational. This is so utterly insane to link somebody to their, you know, where they were born. Mom Dani is an American. I think he moved here when he was three. He's of Ugandan descent. He is not responsible for the fact that a bunch of Republican politicians, a lot from our home state, Jim Inhoff, went over to Uganda and pushed on taxpayer dime, evangelical Christianity in the governments of these countries that made executing homosexuals legal and punishable by death.

The United States of America, and particularly the Republican Party, has more ownership in that than Zoran Mamdani will ever have. And if you don't believe me, Google the habits of Representative Jim Inhoff from Oklahoma and all of his psycho Christian friends and what they did on your taxpayer dime to set up evangelical Christianity in third world countries like this. Because the human rights violations and in my opinion, something that should have been completely investigated by Congress, just completely slipped under the radar. So Representative Andy Ogles can go fuck himself. Moving along, we have Representative Mike Collins

launched the nuke. Okay. And this is what a lot of these, this is what a lot of these maga low tea resort to launching nukes and things like this. It's just their caveman default setting. And then, of course, would be remiss if we didn't loop in, pardoned demon queen, George Santos. And he lashes out at the Republican candidate, Slewa, for the loss. And he says, fuck you at Curtis Slewa. I hate you, your dumb wife, that stupid bray of yours, and all your fucking cats. So it seems like George Santos is doing really well. And then here we have. have Matt Walsh and Disclose.TV tweets just in at least 10 people injured four critically as man drives car into a crowd shouting Alu Akbar on the French island of Ola Ron. Driver is in custody

and known to the police and Matt Walsh says a look into New York's future and what I say have to say to you Matt Walsh is you should visit the great state of Oklahoma where the governor sitting Governor Kevin Stitt said that you could drive into a crowd of protesters and not be held liable criminally. And that's because he is a big believer and pusher of the Christian Taliban regime, aka the Oklahoma MAGA supermajority. So you guys love to otherwise other people, but in the deep south, you are exactly like these people that you fear. And I think that you would even take it further because that's how depraved every single one of you are. And then we have, of course, the governor of Texas who Texans call Hot Wheels, Governor Greg

Abbott. And they say, and he says, after the polls closed tomorrow night, I will impose 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from New York City. This completely feeds into our argument that the stupidity and the dementia trickle down. We have a trickle-down dumb fuck problem from Canks through all of the commentators and tweeters that we are showing you here. And of course, we have to talk about Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. We have a video from Little Moses, Mike.

I don't think the loss last night was any reflection about Republicans at all. I think people are frustrated and angry as we are. I am. The president is. and we express that different ways. But look, we look forward. We're looking forward to a great election running on our record. And we're going to get all of our incumbents reelected, and we're going to add to the number here.

So that's the answer. Okay. Again, I just, this makes the case, I think it was a couple months ago, Pumps. I said if we were to make a list of the most worthless Americans, little Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson would be at the top of the list. What he just said there is stupid. Yeah. I feel dumber for having heard it.

He's wasting everybody's time with his chronic grandstanding, with his blushed cheeks. I think that he would behoove himself a little more if maybe he dove back into his pet projects of monitoring everybody's porn because he is so worthless behind a podium with his, to quote, Hakeem, pedophilia protection project. This is just a travesty. And of course, this is an absolute reflection on Republican policies that always do this. Y'all aren't unique, MAGA. You're unique in the fact that you want to tear up the Constitution, but your economic failures are not unique.

Republican policies always, we always end up here. I think they are unique at the speed, the rate of which they've wrecked the economy is really breathtaking. I do think they're racism. They're out and out racism. They're just saying it out loud where before they were trying to be nuanced about it and hide. I think now they're just full blown. I hate Americans that don't agree with me. I hate black people. I hate brown people. I hate liberal women. They're just their hate. They used to be able to hide it better. Now it's just on full display. And you know what I think is behind that hate pumps fear. Like they're really these are really. These are really. yet low tea fear. They're really scared. Like they're super scared of stuff. Like they're scared of going to a city. They're scared of books. They're scared of Stephen Colbert, you know, the evil nemesis that's going to annihilate, bad bunny, black mermaids, you know, and the list goes on and on. I've never seen a more fear-based group of people than these maga men, which we need to talk about the fact that we have a senior citizen president.

And I do not have any animosity towards boomers. My parents are boomers. And boomers have fought good civil rights fights for this country, fought in wars. And there are a lot of great boomers out there that I marched with during the No Kings March. But we have some bad boomers. And one of the bad boomers that just really seems to be disoriented and confused at all times has just posted outside of the iconic world-renowned. world famous Oval Office, the words, the Oval Office. So here we have it. And I want to point out a couple of things here. The gold applicate above the door, these types of treatments are typically only done indoors, not outdoors. And secondly, we can ask the second graders about the Oval Office. And they could probably look at an architectural blueprint of the Oval Office and say,

well, I think that's it right there, the one with the curb. walls. And so the elder abuse that continues within the MAGA movement and the pedophilia protection that continues with the hypocritical MAGA Christians is breathtaking. But I would be completely remiss in this entire episode of Magiteers and this journey that we're on if we didn't do a little visit with our good old sis, Lady Graham. Play the clip. I want to make it really clear. I'm in the Hitler sucks wing of their revoke. What is this Hitler shit? I don't know. Anyway. Here's what I do know. You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It's a free country, right? But if you ever run for

office as a Republican and you embrace this weird shit, we're going to beat your brains out. recognize Jerusalem as capital of Israel. Why? Because if you got a problem with that, take it up with God. He's the guy that did it, not Trump. Well, I mean, Adolfi said it. I just want to say, I feel good about the Republican Party. I feel good about where we're going as a nation. We're killing all the right people and we're cutting your taxes. Wow. Okay. The branding of that is I'm in the Hitler sucks portion of the Republican Party. The admission that their big tent includes Nazis is way to go, Lindsay. Thank you for pointing that out.

We've been saying that forever. And we're killing all of the right people and cutting your taxes. You guys, truer words have never been spoken from a Republican. And I didn't think myself that good old sis, Lady Graham, would be the one to just, in an unadulterated way, just. just say it directly. But that's a promise delivered to white MAGA Republicans. That's exactly what they want. Kill the brown-skinned people and cut my taxes. And I don't give a shit about the rest. And, you know, Lindsey Graham, Lady Graham is a big Israel thumper, big fan of BB Netanyahu.

And they have a problem, a civil war emerging in the MAGA movement because they have not handled anti-Semitism. And I want to be crystal clear. My critiques of Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli government have nothing to do with my opposition, with every fiber in my body of anti-Semitism. And I link anti-Semitism, homophobia, sexism, misogyny, transphobia, racism, racism. All of those human rights are linked, in my opinion. And I don't cherry pick which one I'm going to defend more than another. And the Republican Party does do that. And therefore, they are not credible messengers. And some people in the Democratic establishment do that. And therefore, they are not credible messengers. But this has been just a little stroll down what's going on in the MAGA verse

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