IHIP News - Trump Barely Coherent at Bizarre Press Conference

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

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Let's watch this video of the President of the United States, a convicted felon in the Oval Office struggling to pronounce Tesla. He's got despite the way he's been treated. So he's an American patriot. But the way he's been treated with Tesla is just terrible. It's just terrible. In fact, you have a Tesla and you love it. You know, he was saying before he bought a Tesla, a lot of people are buying Teslas, I think, and I hope they are. He should not be treated that way. He's done an incredible service to our country. Okay. I just, I cannot believe the titty baby display that these men are so weak and so insecure that they cannot stand criticism or being, quote, treated unfairly. I have a great idea. Don't run for president. Don't buy into the presidency. Because when you do that, you're on the big stage. You got to put on your big boy panties. And apparently these men don't have any panties. I don't even think they have any balls. They definitely don't have any balls. And Elon Musk

is so vile on his Twitter platform or X or whatever you want to call it to his daughter, his own child. He is so ugly. But people can't protest Tesla. And do we think trump knows it's tesla and he just says tesla because he's demented or is he just a dipshit all of the above all of the above i mean he's this is a moron this is what happens we elected a convicted felon the uh propaganda which all of these people live in is insane the white men acting like they're victims right now is the most pathetic, weak display of masculinity and or manhood I have ever seen in my life. We get on this platform every day and get ripped.

I don't care about it. I don't feel like a victim. You don't care about it. You don't feel like a victim. You don't care about it. You don't feel like a victim. Can you imagine if we started this episode? Welcome to IHIP News. Y'all are being really unfair to us. It's really unfair. We're great American patriots. Grow the fuck up. Why did they seek the spotlight if they can't take any criticism? I mean, they are the biggest dish it out, but can't take it that I've ever seen. I think they seek the spotlight

because there's this void in them that will never be filled up ever. And you brought up Elon Musk's daughter, and it's such an insult to people who have lost a child prematurely. I agree. And I know somebody recently who lost their child prematurely. I agree. And, you know, I know somebody recently who lost their child, two people. And for Elon Musk to act like his child is dead and have no relationship with her

is truly evil. Yet he sits around in the fetal position in Wisconsin with a piece of cheese on his head, acting like a game show host, handing out millions of dollars, crying and just so upset because Tim Walz is being mean to him. It's so pathetic. All right, next up, and I still can't believe this is our country and this is the way the president behaves, but we have Kid Rock cosplaying in the White House wearing an evil, Knievel costume next to Trump doing what? Bitching because people aren't fair about ticket prices. Listen to these titty babies.

Watch this. I know you put, I want to make sure Alina Haba gets her credit too, because I know she worked very hard on this, but thank you for making this happen so quick. Anyone who's bought a concert ticket in the last decade, maybe 20 years, no matter what your politics are, knows that it's a conundrum. You buy a ticket for $100, by the time you check out, it's $170. You don't know what you're getting charged for, but more importantly, it's a box.

Okay, I've seen enough. I've heard enough. Okay, first and foremost, his outfit is awful. It's horrible. It's right in line with the state fair, flea market, riffraff, knickknack, white trash, game show host, let's make a deal bullshit that the Oval Office has turned into. And I just want to state the easel with the Gulf of America map behind it is so stupid. So stupid. This is the most intellectually inept office we have ever seen, ever. I can't believe that this is the United States of America.

This is so insane. And do you think the polling shows around 40% of the population supports Trump? Do you think that's possible? I do not think it's possible. I do not know how anyone could look at that and say, that's our guy. But a couple of things on this. Trump's not worried about the fact that Congress has taken away bank fees. So they were capped under Biden at $5.

Now they've lifted that cap. And I just want to say for the permanent record, nobody's fucking buying Kid Rock tickets. He's like, this is not 1980. So we don't need to hear from him. Now, Taylor Swift, she can make a claim regarding this. Kid Rock, nobody wants to go to your concerts anyway, dude. Well, I think it's like all of these men have all of these grievances.

And in like, you know, there probably is concert tickets or a racket. Donald Trump doesn't care about anything unless somebody shows up to him, kisses his ass, tells him he's cool, great tan, great hair, great golfer, great body, which we know all of those things are false and or manufactured. And then he cares about it. This is the biggest hoodwink I have ever seen. And I am shocked that people still sit around on the internet and defend him, defend bank fees. Like people that are working class people are like, yes, bankers need to make more money. These big banks need to make more money. It's mind boggling. I think that a lot of these people, what I have just determined in my own mind, white men are so pathetic.

A certain group of them, they feel like because women are dating them less because they're assholes, that it's everybody else's fault. And they are so insecure and their self-esteem is so low. They want to take it out on everybody else because they can't look inward and say, there's some deficiencies I need to make up. That's one theory. Another theory that I have is a lot of them are closet gay, closet bi, because they have to sit around and talk about how straight and how masculine they are and the people whom they choose to pick on is a real tell, in my opinion. All right.

Next up, we have Trump in the same series of face plant, dumbfounded by a compliment. Mr. President, you have a chair. Somebody said that about me the other day. He said, who doesn't know me very well? They said, you're such a kind person. by a compliment. How sad that a 78 year old billionaire who's been president of the United States wants to talk about somebody told him he was kind. I mean, that's how low of a character person he is. But I think what's more interesting about this is just how mystified he is by it. He's just like, yeah, it's the weirdest thing. Somebody called me kind. I mean, I've never been called that before. And I'm like, okay, from time to time, even evil, maniacal, diabolical assholes like him have moments of clarity. Even from time to time,

a little bit of the truth slips out. Okay. Next up you guys in this white trash flea market, riff raff, knickknack, paddywhack, give a dog a bone. Elon Musk has got more baby mama drama. This is unbelievable. And in it, Laura Loomers jumped in and this is Ashley St. Clair. Play the first video. So this is the baby mama and one of the baby mamas, and she's selling her Tesla. And Elon has completely ignored her, ignored the needs of her baby until she brought Tesla into it. And then he responds on X that he questions if the baby is even his. And then in a bizarre turn of events, Laura Loomer, who came out swinging at Elon Musk a couple of months ago, calling him a welfare queen and a suck up to Trump and all of this stuff is now defending

Elon and saying that this woman is a gold digger, which I mean, obviously no one would have sex with him without thinking they were going to get money. I mean, that's full stop. And so put up this tweet. So Laura Loomer chimes in. Gold digger and professional gas lighter at St. Clair Ashley was caught on camera outside of her ritzy Manhattan condo paid for by her sugar daddy, Elon Musk, selling her $100,000 Tesla she said was gifted to her by Elon Musk selling her $100,000 Tesla she said was gifted to her by Elon Musk during their romantic relationship. Elon Musk responds, I don't know if the child is mine or not, but I'm not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5

million and am sending her $500,000 a year. Okay. All of this is being played out on X. Elon Musk has unprecedented power in the United States of America right now. Donald Trump has given him free reign to fire people, to parade around the country with chainsaws. And then now he has all this baby mama drama and all of these family values Christians, like Moses Mike Johnson. I wonder how he feels about all of this nonsense being played out on Twitter. I thought the same thing.

What are the pro-family values saying? First of all, she's the fourth baby mama. My guess is that she and Elon were in some type of romantic relationship, although we hear he can't physically perform because of a penile implant, but that might just be a rumor. But here's the thing you have to understand about people in this situation. Had he not responded, she would look like the net. She's going on trying to make publicity. He has all the power and he responds. And I see this and I think he's the president of the United States of America by default,

because Donald Trump allows him to do whatever he wants. He's defending Tesla from the Oval Office. He's doing- Don't give it Tesla, say Tesla. Don't, don't. I kind of like Tesla. No, but then, I mean, this is how he starts injecting things into the popular culture. And we all start normalizing all of the stuff he does. He says January 6th hostages over and over.

And then people like you and me accidentally slip it in. It's Tesla. Donald Trump is a moron that can't pronounce it. And we need to stick with that. True. Back to what I was saying. It's Tesla. Donald Trump is a moron that can't pronounce it. And we need to stick with that. True. Back to what I was saying. It's really shows that he is not capable of having any type of authority or power because he abuses. I mean, this is abusive to sit on Twitter and bash the baby mama. That is unprecedented in the power disparity. And it tells you everything you need to know. He is completely bananas off his rocker. I hope that it's just a drug addled ketamine trip, but I think he might kind of be a sociopath.

I don't think there's any question that he's a sociopath, considering the chainsaw video evidence that we saw of him talking about how he's firing all of these people and what joy he derives from that, what joy he derives from seeing people lose their money, lose their social security. I mean, this is completely diabolical. But the Moses Mikes and the Family Values Republicans, I think that there's so much dissonance in these two things. Number one, the worship of capitalism. And number two, the worship of Jesus are diametrically opposed to one another. And so at the end of the day, a lot of these Republicans, Jesus following Republicans, their default setting is to honor capitalism over their quote, Lord and Savior.

And you see that time and time again, starting with the Reagan era all the way currently. And if there were anybody that was going to save us right now, you would think it would be the Jesus followers to say, hey, capitalism has gone off the rails. The wealth disparity is obscene. I personally have this faith. I think this is morally wrong. But they don't. They worship capitalism, I believe, more than they do their religion.

And that's a fundamental problem in the United States. This crazy Christian problem is a cancer. Elon Musk knows that he can manipulate those people the best because those people lack the critical thinking skills to reconcile that dissonance between those, that disparity of those two belief systems. But anyway, all right, guys, this is just the shit show that is like day 72 or day 73 in the United States of America. And to our listeners abroad, send rescue, help.

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