IHIP News - Trump CAVES Like a Coward; MAGA Senator ADMITS Omelette Fetish?

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

Trump is wasting California's water, Sen. Kennedy says omelettes are better than sex, and the stupidest trade war ever gets postponed. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ5cvDR2HhVUcdVoTvvQKLw/joinSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are so many distracting things that the incoming administration is implementing. The most alarming is obviously an unelected South African Nazi and his cabal of teenagers hacking into government systems. And the Democrats have got to grow some fangs because we are literally up against ambitious incompetence. These people are incompetent and they're ambitious about their incompetence. But let me give you an example of what a layup it is to just rigorously attack these people. Kylie, play this clip from Senator Kennedy. Let me try to put all this in context for you. I like omelets.

I mean, I really like omelets. I could eat an omelet at every meal. I like omelets better than sex. Not really. Okay. You get the point. I like Amma's better than sex. Not really. Okay. You get to point out I like Amma. Okay. The reason why I'm playing this is this is such a layup to eviscerate these people, to pound the airwaves.

These people are morons and they are incompetent. And they come on Fox News and they just word salad it up. And he's talking about his omelet sex fetish and all of the boomers at home watching Fox News or, you know, it's a real knee slapper. That's just hilarious that Senator Kennedy, what a hoot he is. Meanwhile, all of their social security numbers and the checkbook for the federal government for the United States of America has been hijacked by Elon Musk, a Nazi, and his cabal of teenagers. It's so disturbing that he would get on the news, quote unquote news, Fox News, but he would get on there and think that it was appropriate. I mean, the gymnastics of these people to distract from the massive illegalities that

the Trump administration and their special person, Elon Musk, are doing to the American people, and they can joke about it. I mean, he is so gross louisiana constituents should be embarrassed sadly i don't think they are because they're watching fox news and they all they think this is just oh my gosh he's really you know he's hurt the libs i want to see the liberal tears i mean it's just ridiculous okay further diving into the incompetence. We all know about the tragic wildfires that took place in California. Well, Trump's administration, and remember this, this isleased back into the United States because they don't have the funding, nor the care, nor the desire to follow through on any of this. It's all for show. It's all for TV. So after the fires erupted, Trump starts talking about how he can bring the water and he's going to be the water president. He's going to make it rain, yak, yak, blah, blah. Well, he gets this harebrained idea to empty some reservoirs

so that he can have the optics for camera of water coming into California. Listen to this clip about how dangerous and reckless what a convicted felon Donald Trump did. We're pouring down here as quickly as possible, let hundreds of millions of gallons of water flow down into Southern California. This is just stupid and ridiculous and dangerous and wasteful. California Senator Adam Schiff is slamming President Trump's order to maximize water releases from two reservoirs last Friday. Were you made aware that this was going to happen? I think even the water managers got only a short bit of notice to say,

please don't, you can't do that, that's way too much water. And frankly, had they not talked the Army Corps off the ledge, there would have been serious flooding. It would have been an even bigger problem. Billions of gallons of water are now rushing into a dry lake bed in the state's Central Valley, where scientists say it can't flow south and will likely go to waste.

There is absolutely no connection between this water and the water needed for firefighting in LA. There's no physical connection. There's no way to move th it is to the Los Angeles climate and hydrology exp ignores the reality of wa in California. The farmer

the water and that water in the winter during the farmers can use it in the very hot, long, dry summer season. From the perspective of the farmers in the basin, I think that water will soon to be lost. Look, if you don't want it, you're going to tell me, but just I can't imagine it. My understanding is the water is still flowing. This is a waste of precious water and we just don't have the water to waste. So, again, this is going to be smoke and mirrors.

He wanted the optics that he brought water to California, and his followers are too stupid and not intellectually curious enough to figure out if this was a smart move, and it wasn't. It was a dumb move. All of that water is going to go to waste and it could have been far worse. He could have caused really bad harm and damage and flooded parts of the state. And then the farmers need this water in the dry months and it's all going to waste. And this is the epicenter of MAGA incompetence. This whole administration, as we all start to try to pull our hair out and we're scared, remember this, listener.

Remember this, viewer. These people are incompetent. They are wildly incompetent. You have Trump trying to act like a big dick, doing his big trade war, and then people pushed back, and he folds like a cheap suit. He wants to send water. So he's just like, yeah, just release some water. Let's get a video camera image of it and I'll pop it up on screen. And then the facts roll out later. So remember, as we all start getting freaked out,

there are facts and there are truths that are diametrically opposed to everything that this man does. Pumps? Well, I mean, I don't think Trump has ever allowed facts to get in the way of what he wants to sell stupid people. But isn't it interesting that even this water could not physically reach Los Angeles? Somebody would have surely told him that. He doesn't care. I'm sure somebody would have said, this is going to allow for the drought in the summertime because this water is not going to help the fires. He doesn't care.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Pumps. Correct me if I'm wrong. But am I right that during Trump 1.0, he took a Sharpie to a hurricane trajectory and changed the trajectory of the eye of the storm to fit his narrative. That was Trump that did that. Same guy.

Same guy. This is reckless, stupid, incompetent ambition. And the Democrats, as I showed you from Kennedy, that Senator Kennedy, dipshit. Marjorie Taylor Greene, dipshit. Boebert, dipshit. Ted Cruz, unlikable, unfuckable. The Democrats, gross and fangs, the majority of Americans don't like these people. And the more they talk, the more people don't like them.

The more Trump governs, his approval ratings are going to fall and fall and fall. And so the Democrats have got to raise the rhetoric. They've got to speak very in very simple terms and very black and white terms. Trump is a moron. And they need to say that this idea of the water was moronic and stupid and divorced from science and fact. But let's just let me show you a little tweet that Midas Touch, Angie's algorithm boyfriend, Ben, put together. He says, let's recap.

Trump announces tariffs. Allies turn against the U.S. You all remember we showed you the clip of the Toronto Raptors booing the American national anthem. Launch boycotts on the U.S. products and boo U.S. at events. The market's nosedive. This is just yesterday, you guys. Trump caves. That man folds like a cheap suit, as bullies always do. And then he comes and he tries to take a victory lap with these deals that he had made. Mexico agrees to do the same thing they always do at the border to help the U.S., including under Biden, but also get Trump.

They got Trump to concede, to agree to work to stop weapons coming from the United States to Mexico. So he was played by the Mexican president. He conveniently left that out, but she made sure to leak that to the press. And then the next one is Trudeau agrees to do the same thing they always do to help the U.S., but also says he'll name a fentanyl czar, despite the fact that barely any fentanyl at all comes from Canada to the U.S. What about that fact, Pops, that he talks constantly about fentanyl coming in from Canada, but the facts are barely any fentanyl comes from Canada into the U.S. What do you think about that? Well, I think it's like you give something, somebody, he creates

problems. I'm going to create a problem. I'm going to say fentanyl is coming in from the border and Canada's like, okay, fine. We don't have that problem. So we'll put somebody in charge of it. He can bluster about it. I mean, it's like when you do divorces, like I've done for 25 years, you give somebody something that means nothing because it makes them feel good. That's exactly what Canada and Mexico did. This is the biggest nothing burger.

And it is amazing to me that with a straight face, he and his acolytes are on there. Oh my gosh, Trump made the best deal. I'm like, anybody that's followed Trump from the jump knows that the art of the deal is the art of he's the worst dealmaker in history. Can I remind people he bankrupted casinos? Everything he's touched has died. And the United States is next. I mean, we barely survived Trump 1.0. But now we're releasing water hither and thither. We're putting fentanyl czars where there's no fentanyl. It's run perfectly. But here's the deal. Even though the tariffs are on pause for 30 days, and let's say that then he just forgets about it. Like he often does. He'll be like, Oh, I already negotiated. We're not doing tariffs anymore. And he'll act like he was so

smart. The problem with that is with that lingering out there for people in business, like in my interior design business, I have clients cost of construction, cost of goods that are imported from Mexico or Canada, certain parts that are made in Mexico that then come to the United States to be assembled. That puts cinder blocks on that business because you're hedging, oh my God, do we need to bank on there being a 25% increase in the future? These are very business reducing measures.

This will harm business, just the mere mention of it. Look at what happened with the stock market yesterday. If all of these people who work earnestly throughout their entire lives, as when I was 25 years old, I opened up an IRA and I started contributing small amounts to it. And I looked at it yesterday and it just is like a dagger in the heart because of all of the work that I've put into it. So everything that he's doing, none of it will impact him. None of it will impact the oligarch, but he doesn't give a shit about his constituents. He doesn't give a shit about his supporters. He likes the cruelty, the power, and the control. And this is, he's going to continue to do this shit. And the Democrats have got to step in and very vociferously start calling out this bullshit. One thing Mac has done really well, they bash certain liberal, quote unquote, liberal media.

They spent, you know, so much time on the New York times, Washington post mainstream media, they just have beat it down. They beat up on blue States, blue cities. It's they certain politicians. It's an all, all fronts assault. And the Democrats need to do that. We need to start bashing red States. We need to start bashing Senator Kennedy and his sex fetish omelet situation on Fox. That's fucked up. Let's talk about that. Just spend petty time just browbeating the shit out of this. Oklahoma ranked 49th in education. Governor thinks it's a top 10 state. Total dipshit.

Total moron. Who's next? And just have a little pen and a clipboard and just rip, rip, rip city every aspect of MAGA. Right. just rip, rip, rip city, every aspect of MAGA, right? The nuances and pointing out how good they're going to be for people. That doesn't work. You need to hit them where it hurts. I completely agree.

All right. We'll see you guys later.