IHIP News - Trump Hysterical After Kimmel's Ratings Spike, Humiliating Him

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Trump's plans to deplatform Jimmy Kimmel failed in spectacular fashion. Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our immature stupid idiot president, Kanks, is completely losing his mind over Jimmy Kimmel because this is the shit that he cares about. He doesn't care about the country. He doesn't care about national security. He doesn't care about policy. He cares about his fragile, pathetic, demented ego. He's gone bananas on truth social. And I first want to put up a tweet from the guys over at Pod Save him. John Favreau points out. Number one, Trump's government publicly threatens TV network for running a show that mocks the president. Then the show is suspended. Then Trump defenders claim the government had nothing to do with it.

The show comes back. And then Canks publicly threatens TV networks again. And he goes bananas on lie social. And he says, I can't believe ABC fake news. Jimmy Kimmel gave his job back. The White House was told by ABC. that his show was canceled. Something happened between then and now because his audience is gone and his talent was never

there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who's not funny, and who puts the network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat garbage? He is yet another arm of the DNC. And to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major illegal campaign contribution. I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 million.

This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad ratings. Well, show came out last night, and here is CNN Polster. Harry Eaton on the numbers. The numbers are in, and Canks is a big metrics guy. Play the clip. Huge, absolutely huge. What are we talking about here?

Well, let's take a look at YouTube. Views, Jimmy Kimmel live video views, the six-month median, the median video only gets 240,000. Look how many views Tuesday night's monologue already has 6.7 million. That's over 25 times as large as the median Jimmy Kimmel video normally gets. And I was looking, it is by far the largest video in at least six months. So if Donald Trump's idea was to give Jimmy Kimmel more press and more viewership, he absolutely did so. I don't think that is what Donald Trump intended to do. Okay.

So it turns out if Kanks goes after you, Kanks is so wildly unpopular and has created this government of smoke and mirrors that the public comes out and supports the people that you try to bully, that you try to coerce, that you try to censor their free speech. And they support them so robustly that even since Harry filmed that, it's now over seven million. And so viewer, listener, go like it, go share it, go do everything you can because their whole argument, pups, is, well, they don't have conservatives on. And I would say, you're right. They don't have conservatives on for two reasons. Number one, conservatives aren't funny at all or interesting. And number two, to have a conservative on, you have to have a regressive conversation. And for those of us, you know, Trump likes to talk about low IQ people.

for those of us that are more evolved and have higher IQs, we don't want to sit around and have regressive conversations with dipshits that think the earth is 6,000 years old and that the rapture happened yesterday and that God put all of these moronic, evil, diabolical people in Trump's cabinet. It's regressive. It's not entertaining. It's not funny. It's dangerous. And I would say it's even bad for business. You know what is just makes me sick to my stomach about all of this is ABC gave him that $16 million. They appeased in advance. They capitulated and he came back for more and he wanted more.

And if they would have never done that, if it was still in a lawsuit, they would have won. But they thought it would be easier and more, you know, expeditious to go ahead and just shut him up. A bully always keeps coming back. And I just want to say, my little lawyer brain says, you have immunity for executive decisions. this guy hurt your feelings and now you're using the government to go after free speech. That is

a lawsuit and even the Supreme Court would have a hard time wrapping that up into the pretzel. It's good for government. That it was a government executive decision. And I agree with you, Pumps. The corporations that obeyed in advance, you're never going to satisfy this broken person. Ever.

Ever. There aren't enough compliments. There aren't enough rigged golf games. There aren't enough penile extensions that can make this man feel complete. And those who chose to take him to court and didn't obey in advance are undefeated in the courts. This guy's a blowhard, full of bluster, and he needs to be called out. But it gets more insidious and more dangerous because this propaganda regime, this fascist propagandist regime has completely depleted and eroded all trust that we can have in law enforcement. And sadly,

This morning, there was a shooting in Dallas at an ice facility. And Lil Smokey, failed drag queen, smoky ice sociopath, J.D. Vance, who we refer to on this podcast as Lil Smokey, and the pun is 100% intended. Lil Smokey gets to X immediately before he hears what law enforcement has determined, and he puts out the following tweet. The obsessive attack on law enforcement, particularly ice, must stop. I'm praying for everyone hurt in this attack, attack, and for their families. And then, of course, they get community noted in all of this. And then here's the actual report, you guys. Two detainees killed at Dallas Ice Facility.

Two detainees. That means these were not ICE officers, you guys. This was not an attack on law enforcement. People that ICE had detained were shot. One shooter found dead as police search for possible sniper. So, you guys, this is completely insane that we have the president, the vice president of the United States, Lil Smokey, immediately shipposting. And now all of a sudden you see all of the cooperation and the colluding with messaging before the facts come out. And this is exactly what happened with Charlie Kirk.

The government is colluding with their propaganda arms, with Fox, with right-wing influencers. And then high-ranking government officials like the vice president of the United States is not calling for calm. No. I'm not saying, wait, let the investigators do their job. Let's just go ahead and start making this fit the narrative that we want because that's how unpopular they are. They are trying to rile up everybody within the country for us to fight each other. And I want to remind everybody, everybody that listens to and watches this podcast, most leftists that I know do. not own guns. Most leftists that I know want your sorry as to have health care and they want you to

have a livable wage and have a job where you can have health insurance. They don't want the disparity between the CEO and the worker to be 10 trillion percent. They want to know that if they put in the hours and they put in the time, they're going to get raises and have benefits. And even though I very much dislike all of the points of views on the right. I want these people that voted for Trump to have a good life because we share the same country. I want our country to progress forward. But MAGA doesn't want that. They don't want it. They want to injure and harm. Everybody that disagrees with them because these are emotionally stunted. And in many cases, D.L. Closet Queens demon queens, in the instance, I believe, of J.D. Vance. And we all saw what he looked like before

he went to Peter Thiel's gay camp and came out queer-eyed wearing the eyeliner. And so we have all of these broken people that need to go to massive therapy that are ruining our country and torturing everybody because they refuse to go sit down with a therapist and get vulnerable. Well, the narrative is going to be, oh, well, you know, it was trans. It was anti-eyes. Even though it was detained, they never let the facts stand in the way of what they say. But I think that as we need to sit there and go, we have a white male gun problem. We have gun violence problems. We have a right wing problem.

But instead, we're going into the bowels of, you know, making this like a trans issue and all that. It's like if you would put the resources in to what the data says, we could maybe move forward. We could have gun violence legislation. But they don't want that. They don't want it. And I just want for correction here, I don't know what the makeup is of this shooter at the ice facility. I don't know what it is because we should all pause and wait to find out, is this a white man, what is the background, what is the history. But the FBI has already started framing this narrative in the most dangerous way.

And I want to be crystal clear here. I said this after the murder of Charlie Kirk. I do not trust the information coming out of the FBI right now. You have Cash Patel, who has no credibility. Zero, none. He was a podcaster, a lawyer before that, a low-ranking lawyer. And then he was a podcaster. And then he auditioned by getting a lot of people to listen to his podcast by doing, pulling all-nighters talking about releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files. He found out his boss was Kangles Deep in the Epstein files and he won't release them. So this FBI wants to control narratives that are favorable to this administration. And that's why this FBI agent right here, in this press conference that I'm about to play, I do not trust this information. And I think it is a reasonable thing to say at this stage in this American fascist regime that we live in, that the FBI cannot be trusted. Play the clip. What I can also share with you is that early evidence that we've seen from rounds that were found new.

the suspected shooter contain messages that are anti-ice in nature. Again, this is just the most recent example of this type of attack. This will be a whole of government response. There will be no resource not utilized to bring all those individuals who are responsible to bring them to justice and to hold them accountable. Did you see how he editorialized there? And he said this is another example of this type of attack. they don't know what this type of attack was. And I, it, it seems convenient to me that in both of the most recent shootings, immediately the FBI and the MAGA regime have claimed a certain messaging that appear to be a certain way or of a certain nature. And they put it out immediately. They immediately put it out and it's coordinated with all of the far right wing conspiracy theorists and their

channel, Fox News, even the vice president is schlepping these things. I do not trust one thing that that man said. And I mean it. And I know that you guys are big thinkers that listen to this podcast too. I think it would be a fool's errand and breathtakingly naive to believe anything coming out of Cash Patel's FBI. Completely agree. And Pam Bondi and all the way down the list, these people lie for their own gain and for proximity to power nonstop. But here's the thing. Would every resource be used if two migrants were shot on the street? Because the only difference in that is this was in an ice facility.

And I condemn it. I condemn all political violence. We have a gun problem, full stop. And now they're trying to make it about ice. And it's like, are you really that worried about the detainees that were killed or do you want to use it that it was in an ICE facility. Well, I can tell you right now they don't care about the detainees that were killed. They don't care one bit because put this up. About 1,200 immigrants held in Alligator Alcatraz are now missing. Family members cannot locate them and their names

have disappeared from ICE's online database. This is unacceptable. this is fundamentally not what civilized nations do. This is beyond the pale. And I want to propose a question to Maga Christians, all the Christians that live around me in Oklahoma City that go to your megachurches and put your hand up in the air and do all of this stuff. Are you okay with the United States government

disappearing people that were denied? due process and we have no record of where they are, because I just want to say it one more time, I do not trust this government. There is no veracity in anything they say, in my opinion, because the whole government is set up to support a fragile, demented man's ego. And that insecurity trickles down and that toxicity trickles down to the entire regime. And then it goes out through all the propagandist arms. This is mass psychosis, delusional, crazy diabolical pathology that these people are engaged in. And who is going to stand up for these poor migrants that have been disappeared? Is it the Maga Christians? No, because they don't give a

shit. They wanted them to be eaten by alligators. They stopped on the side of the road to take pictures and selfies look at us at alligator alcatraz they bought merch for alligator alcatraz because that's how diabolical their form of christianity is it is cruel it is beyond the pale it is regressive it is iron age thinking it is the hellfire damnation black and white world view that i cannot believe because i've always known it was in america i cannot believe it's now in the federal government. Well, here's what I thought when I saw all of these people disappearing, and your question is, is this okay with you? So let me set it up like this. Let's say you have a traffic court, and 1,200 blue-eyed, blonde-haired, boys and girls came, but they'd all committed

a speeding violation, and then they were disappeared. Would the outrage be different? 100% it would be. It's a race thing. At the end of the dead, people are less inclined to give a shit because these are brown people, maybe even black people. And that's a sad state of affair in 2025 because we're going fucking backwards. Yeah. It's really, this is all so dangerous and so disorienting to live in a country where an FBI agent speaks. And I'm like, bull shit. And I am not that person.

I typically, because I've been raised where you see and brought up. up in an America where you see caution from investigators and caution from FBI agents. You know, they would do ballistics and wait a while until they gave a report. But for him to come out and spin something that is just clickbait for all of these robs is just diabolical. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe. It's another fun day in America. But you can take a break, a little respite from all of the fuckery.

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