IHIP News - Trump Is Falling Apart, Canceling Upcoming Appearances From Failing Health

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

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I'm just going to say it, Trump looks half dead. I mean, I'm so tired of the press. Like coming on, the president is having a joint chief meeting and he's doing all of these big stuff. And it's like the president is half dead. They are weekend at burning this guy. And I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm going to go ahead and diagnose him anyway because corporate news isn't doing it. Pop this up. All right.

Image number one. We have a very orange heavily makeup face, gender affirming care. that apparently they oppose. I don't care of men wear makeup, but MAGA does. Completely asleep in the Oval Office, asleep while at duty while the countries at war, this man is asleep. Image number two, you see these disgusting, bruised hands.

It looks like, what is it called necropsy? Is that where the skin is dying? What, gang green? Gangrene. It's bad. Mange. Number three, we've got some sort of STD on his neck. Again, I'm not a medical doctor, but in my non-medical opinion, we have a chlamydia outbreak,

crabs, something like that here on the neck. And image number four, we have the cancels, the size of a linebacker. And let's just say the linebacker recently, the football player that Trump said had thighs that were tree trunks and was a good looking guy when he was acting gay again the other day in New York at a rally. So this is just what we can see. The man is always in a suit from here all the way down. These are just what we can see. But we also have video evidence. Here he is in a circle jerk cabinet meeting today. Play the clip. They are selling oil in the market at market rates. The money's going to an account. Totally falling asleep, which to his defense, Little Marco is painfully boring.

I mean, dreadfully. Dreadfully boring. No Riz whatsoever. I could fall asleep listening to Lil Marco drone on because I don't think he's ever said anything interesting. And so there he is just humiliating Little Marco again. Poms, what is your medical diagnosis on all of these things? Well, I'm not a medical doctor, but I have the same Juris Doctorate that R.F. Kennedy Jr. does.

So I am qualified to be in charge of health and human services. And I can just tell you right now, something is not right with this heart. Congestive heart failure. I don't know. But, I mean, blood is not going everywhere it's supposed to go. The hands, I've long said, they're giving IV. It's in the hands. We are so past him being fit for office.

I mean, mentally, I don't think we were ever there physically. When they talk about a third term, I'm like, bitch, please. If we can get through the summer, get us to Labor Day. I mean, we're going to Walter Reed all the time. Like, this is not normal. And what cracks me up is the White House response. Well, he's so healthy. And it's just like, shut the fuck.

Anybody with two eyeballs knows. He is one foot in the grave. So you mentioned Walter Reed. And he went to Walter Reed over Memorial Day weekend, third time in 13 months, despite the aforementioned perfect health. put out by his propaganda machine. And he was supposed to go to Camp David today to do the circle jerk, you know, if he used to praise all of the sycophant brown nosers, boring snooze fest, beta male parade at the cabinet meeting. And after this doctor's meeting, the White House was like, oh, no, we're going to have it at the White House because of weather.

Interestingly, I went and looked at the weather in the Washington, D.C. area, and it showed rain 35% chance at 4 p.m. Again, I am not a medical doctor, and I'm not a meteorologist, but I'm calling bullshit on all of this. I think the real doctors at Walter Reed were like, you need to stay close while these meds kick in. We can't have you out at Walter Reed if something happens. Pop up this headline. Washington Post. President Trump canceled a trip with his cabinet to Camp David, citing forecasts about weather is the reason he won't make what would have been a rare visit to the rural presidential retreat instead Trump said he will convene at the White House I'm just connecting dots here and I think

that the Walter Reed visit when he was supposed to be at his son dumb's wedding and by the way the son married a woman whose dad was the banker of Jeffrey Epstein I mean these people in their connection to pedophiles is unbelievable it's ever. Every time you turn around, there's somebody like half a degree of separation from Jeffrey Epstein. But here is an actual medical doctor that was on the actual mainstream news discussing Trump's health. Play the clip. And finally, the president has severe daytime son wants. He falls asleep very awful.

He's fallen asleep in the Oval Office on multiple occasions with people talking to him in the cabinet room. And it was concerned yesterday that he might have fallen asleep at home to me. National Cemetery during Memorial Day. Pause that right there. Okay, here is the April 13th, 2025. So this is a year ago, physical exam results. 79 years old, obviously that's confirmable. 224 pounds, I'm calling bullshit.

I'm called bullshit on that. Blood pressure 128 over 74. I'm calling bullshit by propaganda on that. Skin has minor sun damage. How the fuck would anybody know what his skin looks like? He has caked on orange self-tanner all over his face. And my favorite, he scored 30 out of 30 on the Montreal cognitive assessment plan, which we all know is a jet stream of bullshit.

He did not score a 30 out of 30, take it to the bank, take it to Kalshi, take it to Polly Market, I guarantee fucking T you. He did not score 30 out of 30. I don't believe it. And if you did, Kanks, I want a live cognitive test. 100%. A live cognitive test done at the top of every day. I mean, we're already at this stage.

Every morning, I think we should have a live stream of a cognitive exam. I think he owes it to the country. Here's the thing. It's like this guy's giving us a medical diagnosis. He falls asleep. Thank you, Master of the obvious. I appreciate that somebody is flying. telling us, but no shit, Sherlock. And I go back to this all the time. You have people saying,

you know, bite, sleepy Joe Biden, you know, he was impaired. I'm like, bitch, at least they were trying to cover it up. At least there was just a shred of ability to cover it up. This guy is snoring and I guarantee you farting as he sleeps in the Oval Office. And here's the thing. I don't remember ever seeing the results of a cognitive test. So if his cognitive ability was not in question, we would not see that. this and 224 I mean 224 pounds bullshit that is highly can you please change the kairons on the screen here under both of us 30 out of 30 on cognitive exams I got the 29 member I did the lion tiger so I mean I was a 29 out of 30 you did I gave

you a cognitive test in another episode and you met you mismatched the lion and tiger like line no tiger or whatever the whatever it was Angie 29 out of 30 the point off. It was a 29. The White House has been in an absolute spiral since that doctor was on CNN. And they've been going bananas on the internet. Pop this up. Rapid Response 47.

Did at Kate Baldwin and her guest on fake news, CNN just fall asleep mid-interview? Their eyes are closed. What are they hiding about their health? So the White House rapid response 47 pumps goes on an absolute tear all day yesterday, getting still shots, which you could get from us right here. And I could be mid sentence like this. And they'd be like, is sleepy Jennifer Welch falling asleep with the woman Angie Pump Sullivan that failed her cognitive tests? And they're posting it. And this is this is the federal government.

These are the people that are running the government. But one of my favorite stories that I've read of the day is that Donald Trump is toying with going to the NBA finals game at Madison Square Garden. He was saying that he was going to go to game five, but the Knicks swept. So it only went four games. So he thought he was going to march his 224 ass. March. How's he going to get those cancels up in a march?

He's going to shuffle. to MSG, right? And so here's the thing, like the booing in an arena like that, you just can't hide it. Yeah. And I don't know if he has anybody around him that would feel safe enough in their job to say, you can't go to MSG, you're going to get booed, because nobody can say anything like that to him. I mean, it's obvious that nobody tells him anything remotely true. And so pop this up, Kylie. Trump, a long time Knicks fan, planned to attend Game 5 at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday after the next swept. He is eyeing going to the NBA finals. And here's what I'd say, do it.

I want to see it. I'm going to buy a ticket. I'm going to go. I'm going to go live. I really, really, I will go live. I will go live. I really want this to happen. I think it is fantastic idea.

Susie Wiles, Stephen Miller, little Marco. little booster box marks Mark Wayne Mullen. You get your boy up. You get him up to Madison Square Garden. You march his fat ass into Madison Square Garden. Let's do it. Game on. Let's do it.

Buck up, Buttercup. Let's do it. Here's the thing. You know, James Dolan, who is this villain of Madison Square Garden that owns the Knicks, they are buddies. So I'm guessing he's going to tell him. But if they won't tell him that his makeup is horrible, that he needs to blend in trying to cover the

bruises or let a professional do his makeup. No, there's no chance in hell. He's going to go to Madison Square Garden. He's going to think it's the radical left and it's all Zoron's fault because everybody loved him. It's just here at the end of the day, that very insecure part of him that knows New York City doesn't want him that made him flee tomorrow Lago. I do not think he'll end up going. I really think he's too big of a chicken shit. Yeah, he did say recently something about James Dullen, the billionaire that owns Madison Square Garden that uses like this, he's so insecure. He uses facial recognition. And if somebody has worked for a law firm that's been in a lawsuit against them, they can't enter Madison Square Garden. They kick him out. I mean, just like really crazy,

crazy shit. But Trump said that James Dellen has been greatly mistreated. I mean, the cover that all of these men that have like the world at their fingertips, how, what victims they feel like and that they don't have any buddy that's a friend enough of theirs to go, hey, quit being a pussy. Right. Straighten up. Look, you own the Knicks. You own Madison Square Garden. You're not a victim.

You've got enough lawyers, more lawyers than a small country does. Come on, quit being a pussy. How they enable each other into being these beta mills, which brings me to Vivek Ramoswamy. So, as you know, the Knicks just swept the Cleveland Cavaliers. And Vivek Ramaswamy is from Ohio. So he went to this game. And this is hilarious. Pop this up.

Vivek Ramoswamy attempted to enter the Knicks locker room after their playoff win to, quote, welcome everyone to Ohio. He was immediately, immediately denied entry. I love this. This is the energy that I wish corporate America had for Trump. I wish that Apple, Tim Cook, had this. I wish that any of these billionaires, instead of wetting the bed all day, every day, could stand up and say, we're not interested. Get the fuck out of our locker room.

And then the cherry on top was Mayor Zoran Mondani. Right after the Knicks swept, he retweets a tweet of Vivek and his wife at Game 4. So Vivek tweets, date night in Cleveland. let's go cabs all the way back. And then if you look right above that, it says, Zoran Kwame, Mamdani, reposted, just trolled this shit out of Vivek. And Vivek almost Tommy.

I've seen some footage of him, perhaps, going around Ohio. And I think he's Hindu, maybe. I think he's not a Christian. And he was in a fight with this guy at one of his rallies. And the guy was saying, well, you know, Jesus is my king. and Jesus is my Lord and Savior.

And Vivek was like, well, Jesus is important to me. And he's like, but you don't think Jesus is God. And Vivek's like, well, not technically. And it's just amazing to me that knowing growing up around in Oklahoma, in the Bible Belt, around white Christian nationalists, that Vivek, that crazy eye cash money, that they think that these people aren't racist, that they're carrying water for white nationalists. And it's just the racial slurs that are going to be hurled at Cash Patel whenever he is fired or whenever Trump tries to pin stuff on him or when he's in the witness box, you know it's coming. It's not slinging.

It's not the wise, you know, it's not slinging about shit. See you in Vahala. All that's going to go by the wayside. And it will be just racist shit spewed at these people because they somehow. think they're special. They think that they, he's this magic Indian that somehow all of these racists are going to make an exception for. And it's just simply not going to happen. That's not how white Christian nationalism works. No. Well, and look no further than Caitlin Jenner when with her passport. You know, she's like, well, I go to Mar-a-a-you-you-want-change my passport. It's like,

bitch, you have more privilege than anyone else. Same with him. And here's the thing. There will be in insult slurred and thrown and hurled and hateful rhetoric against Cash Patel, but I'll tell you who it won't be by the Democrats. It will be all these people that have been sitting around waiting for him to fail, knowing and waiting he's going to fail, waiting for Trump to pin it on him. And here's the deal. He's earned every bit of it, in my opinion, not the slurs, But he has created a situation that was so clearly going to end badly for him. I have zero empathy for him, none. Zero for Vivek.

Zero for Cash Patel. Zero for any of these women, you know, the wife of Big Titty Brian and Pam Bondy. I found out Pam Bondi had a cancer diagnosis recently. And I thought to myself, well, thoughts and prayers, Pam. And I just thought, you know, like this is a woman who stood there. in that courtroom when all of those Epstein victims stood up and she was indignant and a total insufferable twat no empathy no sympathy no sense of humanity all she cared about was screaming about the stock market like a raving lunatic and then katie miller has the audacity to get on

twitter yesterday and pitts pan bondie's been privately kicking cancer's ass the last few weeks and i thought Here's the deal, Katie. Like you cherry pick when you care about cancer victims. You cherry pick when you care about human beings. Like it's, I don't have any sympathy or empathy for any of these people, but Katie Miller, Pam Bondi, I am going to fight for the Americans in middle America and all over America that you think are not worthy of cancer treatment, that you want to demean and marginalize and blame for all of America's problems while you should.

shift money over to a known out of control, at least in my opinion, drug addict, Elon Musk, and act like he's the victim. I mean, these people are a piece of work. And think about, we started this episode with this man that needs to be in a fucking nursing home slash psych ward slash prison cell combination of all three. And all of these people that then we went through, not one, not one has enough moral decency to say Donald Trump in this movement is bad, dangerous, and unfair. It's not even that deep. And they can't fucking say it because they're all so broken. All right.

Do me a favor. Pre-order my book. Not today fascist. Oh, thank you, pumps. Despite scoring 29 out of 30 on your cognitive exam, you were still able to click the internet in order not today fascists and the fascists i would like to dedicate the book to in this episode are katie miller and cash patel fuck you both and the racist little horses you write in on i have no empathy or sympathy and you have all my thoughts and prayers and i'm an atheist so you can

imagine how effective my prayers are chow for now