IHIP News - Trump Lies About Epstein Survivors And MAGA Freak Pees His Pants Shilling for Trump?

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

Trump is caught lying about the survivors willing to testify in the Jeffrey Epstein case and Steve Bannon has an accident on stage. Right now, go to https://Quince.com/ihipnews for free shipping and 365-day returns. That's a full year to wear it and love it. And you will. Now available in Canada, too. Don't keep settling for clothes that don't last.Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All right, Steve Bannon is a MAGA political strategist. He's a nut, a total nut. He's kind of crazy like a fox. And you see the MAGA influencers fissures out the wazoo. A lot of these people like Tucker, Megan, Candace, Nick Fuentes, all the, you know, rabid nut jobs. They all see that this guy is frail, weak, lame duck, not strong at all. And so they're jumping ship. But Bannon, much like Laura Lumer, he wants to go down with it.

Play the clip. J.D. Vance air to the MAGA movement. Is he the air apparent? I don't think MAGA has President Trump. And as you know, I'm a huge advocate of President Trump's third term. So right now, I think- You're not just staying that to mess with JD? No, not at all.

I think you guys all paid your taxes here yesterday. Are there anyone in the room would not vote from President Trump and what he's trying to do with us a comment? President Trump is I can't imagine. Okay, so first and foremost, this saying he wants Trump to have a third term and selling this, you know, low taxes to a crowd full of rich people is just so out of touch. But what interested me about this was that he literally peed his pants, and I'm not joking. Show the photograph. So if you look down in Steve Bannon's crotch right there, you can see that he has,

pissed his pants. He literally wet the bed. These guys are the biggest bedwetters. This is the perfect illustration of a maga man. They freak out over the slightest things. They're bedwetters. They bed wet over everything. They bed wet over gay people. They bed wet over women. They bed wet over anybody criticizing their cult leader. And this guy, this big butch guy, Steve Bannon, is there pissing his pants. He needs a diaper. He needs a diaper. I mean, really, somebody could get him a diaper.

He and Trump could share diapers. They could buy like a big pack and I'll share. Here's the thing about Steve Bannon. He is a fraud. He embezzled the build your wall money. Trump made the federal charges go away. This guy is every bit the grifter that Trump is. He's just not as good at it.

And every time I hear Trump running a third time, I'm like, bitch, I don't know that he's going to get out of the second looking at his health issues and the mental, cognitive impairment just gets more rapid by the day. Yeah, and I think that this is also, they are rat fucking J.D. Vance. This is an extension of they send him to Orban. They send him to face plant with Erica Kirk. Even Erica Kirk knows J.D. Vance is getting turned on. And Bannon hates. it's oligarchs. It's an interesting thing here, but he cannot stand. He's super jealous of Elon Musk when Musk got access to Trump exclusively at the beginning of the second term. Bannon would go off about these oligarchs. Well, who owns our prostitute vice president, the oligarchs? And so

the somewhat crazy populist magabase, they are all on message here to rat fuck J.D. Vance. D. Vance has been trotting around with Republican mega donors who are lining up to support him. And I hope that they spent tens of millions of dollars. I hope Elon Musk spends $300 million on that little sociopath, little smoky J.D. Vance. But moving along, Steve Bannon says something that I think is true. Play the clip. I keep telling people, President Trump in this movement he created is a moderate. After President Trump, and really the muscle, a lot of the muscle in this in our movement,

is much farther right than President Trump and much harder, much more nationalistic than even President Trump is. So I think you're going to see a resurgence of that. I think he's right. I agree with this. I have been saying this forever. Whatever is going on right now with Trump, as miserable as we are, I mean, my goodness, God, Steve Bands sitting there pissing his pants. He's so miserable. He can't even make it to the little girl's room. And, but Trump is incubating something far, far worse. Tucker Carlson, worse. Nick

Fuentes, worse. America's biggest prostitute, J.D. Vance, he's worse. He's completely worse. What's your take on that, Pumps? Well, I agree with that because I look at having interviewed Sam Adler-Bell, who said that a large percentage of the junior staffers on Capitol Hill and in the White House are followers of Nick Fuentes. Nick Fuentes is a adamant, misogynistic, anti-semi-racist white supremacy. Nazi. He's a Nazi. I mean, he says it.

Yeah. And J.D. Vance, you know, he refused to condemn those young Nazi chats. And so there is going to be like there is a little bit of a. an ideological civil war on in the Democrats right now, like who are corporate Dems versus who are populist Dems, they're going to have who are Nazi ours versus who are quasi-Nazi ours. I mean, that's kind of where their thing's going to go. But Steve Bannon understands politically the electorate and how popular populism is. He understands that and he knows that betting on J.D. Vance, who is a prostitute. Peter Thiel purchased him. And that that is not,

he's so vulnerable in this climate. All right. And then Congress convened on this war, on this idiotic Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, Steve Wittkoff, so easy to manipulate Trump with videos of shit blowing up. Let's go bomb Iran and kill little girls. The GOPVOLD voted on this, the Congress voted on this, popped this up. The House just failed to pass a resolution to end Trump's war with Iran by one vote. The count was 213 to 214. Just one Democrat, Jared Golden, voted to let Trump keep waging the war. And Jared Golden is not up for reelection. And this to me is a complete failure on Democratic leadership on Hakeem Jeffries. This is a time where you whip the votes.

This is wildly unpopular. But all roads lead to any politician who's compromised by the APAC lobby always ends up doing this. And we end up voting with MAGA. This is a MAGA war. Make them own it. Make them live in it. Make them bathe in it. This is such a failure, and I'm so sick of the Democrats being compromised this.

We are either an anti-war party or we're not. We either oppose war crimes or we don't. But allowing to continue to give bombs, whether they be offensive or defense, to people who shoot little kids in the head and in the heart, and do not honor international law, do not honor ceasefires, just rabid, genocidal, homicides. title maniacs the IDF is. History is not going to be kind to this moment. So I just am intolerant of any form of any of these Democrats stepping out of line. And the fact that there isn't a press conference by Democrats saying, Jared Golden, fuck you, get out. It's just these are people's

lives and the normalization of mass murder. And the genocide of kids and women and amputees and all of this shit is such a shit stain on american politics it's just awful it's awful and i wonder this jared golden i would love to hear his reasoning why he didn't want to stop this because i my guess is and i don't know but my guess would be is because he has donors that have been loyal to him and funneled money to him and he's not voting for America, he's voting for himself. That would be my guess. Yeah, or he's a Zionist. Or he's a Zionist. One of those two things, which we have to, you know, really make sure we're

not conflating, you know, anti-Semitism with anti-Zionism. And this policy of supporting an apartheid state that acts with impunity. And all of these Americans that are going broke trying to go to the doctor and go to the dentist or paying for it is such a way. a moral failure to prioritize this terror state, Israel, over working class taxpaying Americans, is just an absolute failure of American foreign policy. And the Democrats are allowing true bigots, true anti-Semites like Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson to outflank them on this issue. And they're just incubating, just like Steve Bannon said, they're going to incubate something far worse. All right, shifting gears here entirely. Trump finally responds to Melania's ambush

statement on Jeff and on Jeffrey Epstein, where she says that the lies about her must end today. Play the clip. So I make that they want me. The first lady last week called on Congress to further look into and uncover the truth on the Epstein files the Epstein saga. Do you believe that there should be a public hearing for more of these Epstein survivors? I'm okay with it. I think we've had a lot of public hearings. I'm okay with it, but I understand that the women didn't want to go under oath. That's what I heard. That's women, the fix- enough. Enough. I've heard enough. I've heard enough. Maga, you have a president that supports pedophilia, and that's the best, that's the best thing we can say about this. The worst thing is that

there are people, witnesses that I believe they're signed under oath statements that claim that he raped a 13-year-old and that he punched her. So either one of those two things, Maga Christians, Riley Gaines, all the Christians over at Fox, this is what you support. So it's just, you know, yeah, pick a fight with the Pope while you're out. It's just utter insanity. You know, the the minimizing of these survivors has been so vile. I mean, it has just been absolutely vile to see an administration undermine survivors of sexual abuse and rape that were trafficked over and over and over again. And like you said, these people, they're allowing it.

And Melania Trump, the more I think about her getting out there and, oh, I'm holier than now, go to Congress. I have read for years that the only person that can talk any sense into Donald Trump is Melania. If she gave a flying fuck about victims of sexual abuse, she would go into her husband and she would say, call the DOJ, get every document released, but she won't because she is a coward and she knows it will incriminate her and she's more worried about her public image and his public image because she doesn't give a fuck. So that whole thing was bad. theater in my opinion. Yeah, and I would push back that Melania can talk sense into Donald Trump. That is about the most unbelievable, ridiculous thing I've heard this calendar year. Furthermore,

these people are Darwinian by nature and they will cling on to whatever lie they need to in that moment impulsively and then jump to the next. Any notion that she is going to say, Donald, please go, fight for women. Do not grab by pussy. It's just come on. I mean, what planet are we living in that that's even a viable thought? This is a woman who is married to a complete psycho because she's a psycho as well. So it's just performative bullshit.

She's going out there to cover her own ass because the origin stories of Melania Cana house are not what we have been sold and the Einstein visa is total bullshit. Moving along, Eric Kirk is busted in a huge lie. Surprise, surprise, pop this up. Secret service determines no credible threats to University of Georgia Rally after Erica Kirk's cancellation of security threats. Erica Kirk and Turning Point are in a face plant moment and now she cannot get college students to show up. So she is going to go to underage kids now, as Maga always seems to do. And now she's

going to target high schools. This is absolute, in my opinion, child abuse, having women like Erica Kirk, go tell other women while Erica Kirk is working full time, running CEO of turning point, carrying water for the patriarchy, going out telling all these other little girls, go drown yourselves, go get pregnant as a teen, Katie Miller's. Now, telling people bring back teen pregnancy these women that carry the water for the sociopathic patriarchy are the worst the absolute worst she thinks she's fucking special and i just want to say this to the fantastic students at the university of georgia i am so proud of you guys for not buying in to this performative dorky weird funeral with fireworks we're big maga cruxed

Christians bullshit lies when they cover up for pedophiles. They don't do a goddamn thing about gun violence. Good on the students in Athens for not showing up for this thing. This needs to be a nationwide turning point no show. These people are grifters, liars, pedophile protectors. Just weird. The weirdest shit I've ever seen is fireworks at a funeral. That's just, I'll never get past that.

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All right. Here is a video of Troy Nells talking about Donald Trump. This sounds like this could have been at a turning point rally, play the clip. That Donald Trump is better than sliced bread. I think he's almost a second coming, in my humble opinion. I think he's done a fantastic job.

He's got a very difficult job. Pope's got a tough job, you know, got issues in the church, but Donald Trump has a very, very difficult job to do, the toughest job in the world. What a pussy. What a dipping shit. What a fucking pussy. I mean, how, what a weak-ass man.

Donald Trump is the second coming. I mean, you're so insecure and your whole ethos is I'm going to give this press conference for a party of one. Because I believe in nothing other than holding up the fragile, ridiculous, embarrassing ego of an 80-year-old man who wears a diaper, has cankles and wears a full face of makeup every day. Like, Troy Nell's like, seriously? Like, what a pussy. He can't stand up for anything except for a fragile toddler. It's so embarrassing. I wonder if he's trying to rival Todd Blanche with the I love you, sir.

Here's the thing. If it's the second coming, if Trump is the second coming, go, go. Let's go. Up, up, up, everybody. Take him up. I agree. I want the rapture to happen. I mean, let's go.

Yeah. I mean, that's just so. The men who support MAGA are so humiliation. It's just the most humiliating thing I have ever seen. It is the most because they're all about masculinity and what Troy Nels just did there. I mean, that is like Puss Boy Central. Like, oh my God, I'm walking on eggshells here because I don't want to upset the little ketchup throwing toddler who happens to be 80 in the White House.

Okay. And then lastly, of course, our pedophile protecting president is campaigning. at a church where a 15-year-old was molested. Let's pop this up. Trump and GOP representative, Andy Biggs, are scheduled to rally at a church where a member of staff allegedly groomed and repeatedly raped a 15-year-old girl.

This is MAGA. These are MAGA men. This is who these people are. This is the movement that these people debase themselves. For you got that nut, Paula White, tongue-talking and grifting all over the White House. You have another spiritual advisor to the president who raped a girl, went to prison, and I think Trump just bailed him out. I'm sure there was some fuckery to get that guy out.

You've got Moses Mike Grinder Johnson covering for his former mentor who molested little boys. You got Howard Lutnik, whose wife and Howard email Jeffrey Epstein after he's a convicted pedophile, hey, we're going to swing by your island. We're bringing you. our kids and here are their ages. These are the biggest freaks on the planet and we've got a couple of Democrats running around that can't stand up to these people and say no to this fucking war. It's just come on, man, come on. No, I agree. And here's the thing with these evangelical churches and a lot of churches that aren't evangelical, like Catholics, Mormons, whatever, it is such a usual practice that people in position of power, staff members, pastors,

counselors, child abuse in these churches is rampant. I mean, I've seen it firsthand. So it would almost, when you look at it, it's like, of course he is. Well, of course he is. That's exactly where we would go. I think the larger thing would be, can you find a church where there hasn't been an example? Right. That would be an easier task.

seems you know I mean seriously in the church camps and the Catholics and the Mormons and the Nazarenes and the Baptists I mean it's just one right after the other it's a feature it's like a feature and people feel so and that's what's so insidious about it they feel so safe taking their kids there and we're good family and we're bringing our kids close to God and then as you know pedophiles know that that's a place where they can gain trustworthy access and it's just it's a it's a cancer all right That was a really uplifting episode. Make sure you have subscribed to our channel because we will be back with more shitty news.