IHIP News - Trump Ruins Lindsey Graham's Funeral, Blocks Press From Secret Meetings

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

Trump ruins Lindsey Graham's funeral and goes on another online tirade. Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists today: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcastFollow Us:I've Had It Podcast: @IvehaditpodcastAngie 'Pumps' Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumpsRyan Beals: @ryan_bealsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The president of the United States set down with Donald Trump for a private closed-door meeting before they both headed over to the funeral. You get it? Nice, Kylie. Very nice. Thank you. I know you confused me for a second. I got you. Perfect.

So they headed over to Lindsay Graham's funeral, Beebe's longtime boy toy together. And Lindsay's funerals made Trump scared about his own death. Trump's fear of his own mortality reportedly led him to investigate Lindsay Graham's family history to see if genetics could help explain his sudden death. And he worries about this stuff a lot, doesn't he pumps? Yes. And let me tell you something. I just read this and I completely forgotten about it until you said that.

Trump always refers to genetics as a racehorse. Like if you breed the fastest two race horses, by his logic, this is a man that thinks Diet Coke kills cancer. is you're going to have the best racehorse. Well, if you apply that to his family history of illness, his dad died of dementia. His mother was hospitalized during his childhood for years because of mental illness. So do you think he's connected the dots? And then he starts talking about heaven. But the racehorse theory, I thought for him was a bad theory.

given his genetics, his brother was an alcoholic. You know, he acts like a crazy person. He definitely has dementia just by watching him. That's my diagnosis as a non-professional medical person. But it doesn't seem that far-fetched with the cancels and everything else, that something is seriously going on with him. And I was thinking the cover-up by the White House staff, they all know how bad it is.

They know how bad it is. And we can talk about the Biden thing. At least they could cover it up. But they know how bad it is. They're running cover because their racehorse is just a fucking shell of himself. Yeah. And he is, Trump is asking advisors about Lindsay's travel schedule. He's trying to figure out he's really focused on his own mortality after Lindsay's death because he sees that Lindsay was nine or 10 years younger than he was.

he's it's coming soon. Well, and here's the deal too. Trump is an notorious germaphobe. So I'm sure he's doing contract tracing on all the germs that Lindsay encountered and all that. But here's the deal. I will say what Trump, the one thing he has over Lindsay is that Lindsay at the end, like the last few years, he looked like he was a raging alcoholic. I mean, he had the big face, the swelling, the bright red. So my guess, again, is that alcohol played not like he drank himself to death, but complications from how much drinking.

And Trump, although he does eat McDonald's and is not physically fit, to the best of our knowledge, he's not a drinker. But that Adderall story, don't forget about that. There's a lot of things. Yeah. So Trump actually spoke at Lindsay's funeral and he took issue with a part of this written eulogy. Things got in Washington, virtually everyone, Republican or Democrat, liked Lindsay. Well, not everybody, but it sounds good. Not everybody.

He was a tough cookie, okay? I have to be. I have to veer from this first. He was a tough cookie, darling. But he was beautiful. He was beautiful. That's an interesting word. And nobody liked him.

Well, everybody liked him, but I'm a big fat liar. Like, shut up. Shut up. I will say I was kind of impressed. He stayed on script so much at the funeral. As long as he did. He really did for him. But he just couldn't have.

It's a low bar. But yeah, he did stay on script. And the commentators on CNN were shocked. They were talking about how gracious and presidential the speech was. That's a bridge way, way too far. They're talking. Okay, here's the deal. because he usually calls people stupid, says he doesn't like him, all that crazy shit.

So now that's presidential. He dances and doesn't talk. Like the bar is so low that because he stayed and read the written word for the majority of the time, despite saying I had to veer from it because not everybody liked him. Come on. Like that that enrages me at CNN commentators. That does. That is not presidential. presidential would be not going on true social down a rabbit hole and saying crazy shit all day,

fucking every day. Being presidential would not be committing war crimes. I mean, don't even get me started. Like, shut the fuck up if you were saying this was for him. It was the most coherent speech we've heard in Trump 2.0. But again, he's giving microphone blowjobs 90% of the time. You know, or saying just the weirdest shit you've ever. He's talking about sex. at 80 enough about presidential. Okay, let's ask if this is presidential. He obviously passed out

and is sleeping during the funeral. You see this lineup of Laura Trump. We've got Dumber. We've got Scott Black Joe fans, little Marco, and everyone's upright. Trump is literally fully fucking sleeping while

standing up like a vampire. Look at its makeup to you. It's bad. orange. I mean, he had back-to-back meetings. Linsky back there. I'll tell you, if I was Zelensky, I would go. Although, Lindsay did support Ukraine. He wasn't, he did advocate for Ukraine. So I will, I'm going to walk that back. Well, Ryan, you just brought up, he's had a busy day. He actually had a closed-door meeting with Netanyahu and Zelensky. And Midas touch is reporting,

Trump blocked the press from the Oval during his meetings with Zelensky. and Netanyahu. He's threatening to blow up Iran's bridges and power plants and even Fox is skeptical of his new tariff. So it's been a very big day. And it is super interesting that he didn't let the press into those meetings. He cannot resist a camera. Well, you know what it is. He knows that he is Netanyahu's little bitch. He's not going to let people see that. I'm surprised he let Zelensky in there. I mean, honestly, and we don't know that he did. He said he had a club. We don't know that they weren't separated. I don't know. Do we think it's because Laura, because of, what's her name, Laura Lumer?

Laura Lumerly diplomat of the United States. Do we think she's, she is fixing the relationship? Eating the dogs, eating the cats. That's from Laura Lumer. So, I mean, would I be shot? No. But I surely, I mean, when you think about the relationship that she's the first one out saying, well, I talked to the White House last night, well, we know who that is. because Susie Wiles, who was going to protect the presidency and keep the crazies out, she's not talking to her.

I would doubt very seriously that it's anyone other than Trump, other than the hospice nurse, because they're like BFFs. So I don't know. The press wasn't allowed in, but J.D. Vance was there. So, you know, we never know we could get some leaks to the New York Times very soon. You know, we can always count on Jimby for leaks. We got some really good reporting on the meeting with Netanyahu that kick started the war in Iran. So I'll be waiting, J.D.

Yeah, J.D. Vance is becoming our top insider journalist. Yeah, he really is. But you know, here's the thing. J.D. Vance only leaks stuff that makes him look good. And he is the, out of the four people, he's the lowest rung on the ladder. And that doesn't feel good if you're J.D. Vance, I'm guessing, because you're an egomaniac. that thinks you're hot shit and you're, as we would say back in the day, you think you're hot snot on a paper plate, but you're just a booker. And that's what J.D. Bantz. Never heard that.

So before this meeting happened, Trump called into Fox and Friends earlier today and gave a preview of his meeting with B.B. And here's a clip. And Yahoo's going to talk to you about ongoing excavation at Pickax Mountain, construction vehicles entering and exiting tunnels, paving, new access roads. Satellite imagery and Intel indicates that Iran is actively constructing and fortifying Pickax Mountain. How will we respond? Well, I don't need BB to tell me that. BB's telling me that because he wants me to stay involved. I mean, I don't necessarily. We have the finest because of space force. We have the greatest cameras in the world. He's trying to act like he's not BB's bitch and everybody knows these BB's bitch.

And it's whoever gets to him last, but I neglected to mention. that my guess is Trump doesn't want the world to see what if I mean he's not interested in this he's just simply not he's sick of it he really isn't he wants to glad he and do all that and in one sentence he's threatening war crimes do you think bb netanyahu's going to walk him off the ledge he's the ringleader of the war criminals so it's just this whole thing I could kind of have and here's the deal if i's selensky i walk up to fucking jd vans and be like you pathetic piece of shit yeah go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on instead of good morning because i just the way he had to as ukraine said thank you and now the u.s needs ukraine

because they went out and diversified their weapons and they are you know as reported winning the war primarily because of their drones attack and things of that nature that the U.S. doesn't have. So if Trump asks him and J.D. Vance does not make a formal public apology. There's no word. Have your ass, J.D. Vance. That's what I'd say if I'm Zelensky. Go fuck yourself, Jady. You pathetic. Pathetic. Loser. I agree with you. And while Lindsay's memorial was being held at the Capitol,

Trump, to no surprise, went on a bizarre social media frenzy. Donald Trump spent the morning of Lindsay Graham's memorial services, and he wasn't there, embarking on a social media frenzy, firing off posts on everything from rappers, which it was about Lil Wayne supporting his ballroom and shirtless soccer players to self-soothing opinion polls. And this quote says, as mourners gathered at Capitol Hill to pay their respects to the late Republican senator, the 80-year-old president was at the White House posting almost 40 times in 40 minutes on his truth social platform. Wasn't he in these meetings at that time? He was doing it simultaneously. Well, you know that they've said from Trump 1.0, like you could not get him off his phone. He's always wanting to post. So we've got Netanyahu, we've got Zelensky, we've got JD, and Trump is tweeting.

On his phone. On his phone. This is not serious. This can't be serious. We are in a war. He's running around threatening committing war crimes. He's already murdered people willy-nilly, in my opinion, that are war crimes, you know, closer to home and in Iran. This is fucking crazy that this is happening.

I want to know if CNN thinks this is presidential. We're CNN when you need him to report on the overly presidential 40 texts in 40 minutes while meeting with world leaders. You know, we're not talking about Joe Biden being forgetful in 2024 enough. That's what I think. We're stumbling over words. Yep. This is fucking nuts. All right.

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