IHIP News - Trump Slurs Through Disaster Speech, Appears Lost and Confused!

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

Trump can barely keep it together in Kennedy Center press conference disaster. Head over to https://iRestore.com and use code IHIP for our show's exclusive discounts on the iRestore Elite.Order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The most insecure man on planet Earth, Donald Trump, with his gold balls, and he has to rename the Kennedy Center. Did you just say gold balls? I did. It was Freudian. Yeah. But he has no balls and he's changing all the adjective to that gold sagging balls. Apples and tube socks. All right. I'm sorry, pups. You just had it teed up and we have to laugh. Go on. Proceed. Okay. So, this man is so insecure. He's crying around about a Nobel Peace Prize. Crying around about he's never received a Kennedy Center honor. This is real, folks.

1878, the Kennedy Center honors have been among the most prestigious awards in the performing arts. I wanted one. I was never able to get one. This year. It's true, actually. I would have taken it if they would have called me. I waited and waited and waited and I said, the hell with it, I'll become chairman. I'll give myself an honor. Maybe I'm going to honor.

Next year we'll honor Trump, okay? What a titty baby. What a baby? What is his talent other than bankrupting businesses and committing fraud and the grift? What would be his talent? I'll tell you his number one talent is that he formed one of the most racist, dangerous cults that America has ever seen.

That's his number one talent. Other than that, he's an abject failure. And I just want to remind our listener, we used to chipmunk as a voice, but we're not doing it anymore because we don't want to have any part of sanewashing. And as pumps reveals, as this interview, as this press conference goes on and on, you guys, the slurring the train of consciousness, you have to hear it in its entirety and in its purest form because this man, how old is he pumps, 97, 98, somewhere in there. It was 108.

Yeah. And we've got the cancels. Pumps always points out that, you know, if all that blood is in the ankles, you know it can't go to the aforementioned golden sagging balls. And so I think he's unraveling at a much greater speed. Okay, pumps go on. The thing about it is, it's like I can't tell if he's slurring. he's not understanding what he's doing, if he's not able to read. I mean, there's so many different things you could go in a cognitive direction.

Then, after telling us how he's going to give himself a Kennedy Center honor, he talks about how big of a deal he is on the Hollywood Walk of the Sly is a pillar of the really American pop culture and a Hollywood superstar like few others. and one of the biggest names on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. In fact, the only one that's a bigger name of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, they say, is a guy named Donald Trump. I'm on the Hollywood Walker Fame, too, if you can believe that one. But he's amazing.

Okay, I just want to remind everyone, this man is the president of the United States of America. This man is in charge of the nuclear codes. And what he's worried about is a Nobel Peace Prize, the Kennedy Center honors, and making sure everybody knows he as a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. But this next clip goes to the cognitive decline, and it goes to the fact that he's meeting with murderous dictator Vladimir Putin on U.S. soil on Friday, and this is how he talks. We're redoing the parks, redoing the grass. You know, grass is a lifetime like people have a lifetime.

The lifetime of this grass has long been gone when you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass because I own a lot of golf courses. And if you don't have good grass, you're not in business. What is he talking about? This is what psychiatrists call flying ideas. And so what we have here is a dual or triple diagnosis. and as an armchair psychiatrist, I would say, number one, of course, we have a malignant narcissist,

probably with borderline personality disorder combined with advanced dementia. And I don't know how the cancels impact this, but I would think that all of the blood being down at the feet is depriving blood from going to the brain. I'm not a doctor. He's not a doctor, but he made suggestions about like injecting bleach. So I'm just suggesting that I don't think his brain is getting the blood that it needs. Because from what I've seen, it's all down in the cancels and the mctaco tits, which is why I think it would be really helpful based on a lot of the MAGA men that I've seen for him to introduce the MAGA man bra into his merch. And I'm dead serious because at this point, why not? Why not have a MAGA man bra? We're not a serious

country we don't have serious politicians we have really smart people in this country that geek out over policy that literally read all night have never made a be in their lives that are just i mean something that that that is their passion in their field and all of those people have now been demonized to support the dipshits in this administration well it's i'm so happy you brought that up because it's a great segue. Here's the thing. It came to my attention yesterday that Donald Trump does not want any foreign policy experts, any Ukrainian experts, any experts, period in his meeting with Vladimir Putin. He wants him and Vladimir Putin. And that fucking terrifies me because we know here he can go off and talk about grass. We talk about windmills and Hannibal Lecter and all of

that, but people's lives are at stake. And my first thought in just a catty way was, does Donald Trump's administration know any experts? Is there anybody in that administration that would qualify as a foreign policy expert? And I think the answer is probably no, but they are out there. So I am becoming ever more concerned about this meeting with a murderous dictator on U.S. oil. I mean, there's no, first of all, Vladimir Putin should not be coming, on U.S. soil. I read an article that the Trump administration is talking about giving up minerals

in Alaska to Russia. And so if you're America first, and that's your whole identity, and your whole identity is getting online all day and figuring out what you're supposed to support, we're succumbing to Russia. We're capitulating to a murderous dictator that literally would advance more into Ukraine, but American and European allies have kept it from going complete haywire. What people don't realize what Putin wants to do, Kyiv is just a part of it. And then after that, it's going to be Poland. And he has ambitions to take over all of Europe. And Putin is just 10 to 15 years ahead of Trump and what Trump wants to do. Trump, of course, you know, at his advanced stage isn't going to make it that far. But what happens to all these oligarchs that went and kissed

Putin's ring initially is they mysteriously start dying. And then these companies are taken over by Putin or Putin aligned people. And so this is just such a dangerous path. It's going to dismantle our economy. It's going to make everybody less safe, our allies less safe, if they even consider us an ally anymore, which I would think that they wouldn't. But you guys, now it's time to take a break for our sponsor. We want to thank you guys so much for helping us get to one million. And the best way you can support our show is to support our sponsors. And we need to talk about something we all deal with. Pumps and I deal with it all the time. Of course, I'm talking about a bad hair day. But what if those bad hair days could become a thing of the past with

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His cognitive decline cannot be covered up. He's meeting with Putin by himself. And this is just the lies we're so used to with him. He lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. But with the cognitive thing, I think he sounds medicated. Do you think it's medicated or just frontal lobe, fuck that? I think it's like a triple diagnosis. I think he probably is getting injected or, you know.

I see the bruise on his hands. I think he's getting, I mean, I think they're juicing him. I think he's juicing. Yeah, I do. Well, there's always been the rumors that he's a big Adderall junkie and that causes him to have to wear the diaper and poop his pants. And there has been reporting that during his felony trial that people set in his area that he stunk really bad like poopy pants.

And I'm not making that up. I mean, this has been reported that he stinks. Yeah, rock solid reporting on that. But here's, I'm going to show you this last clip. Things, but the biggest thing is, uh, from a business standpoint, deductions. And you know, that was tremendous. It's going to, our country is roaring. Our businesses are, you're going to see some numbers in 12 months when these factories are open.

You know, we're opening up factories all over the world, all over the, all over the country, but that's all spreading to, I think we're spreading the wealth all over the wealth all over the world if you want to know the truth, but we're opening them in this country at a level that we've never seen before. The biggest heaping pile of bullshit in the history of the world, here's the deal. He's sitting there lying and making no sense, and we're not talking about, why is this not the headline? The person with the nuclear codes can't form a sentence as he's lying.

He sounds slurry. He sounds detached from reality. Something is wrong. There's no question. Every lead of every headline should be Trump's mental decline on full display at press conference today. And then they should show clip after clip after clip because any other politician would receive that type of treatment because that's how dangerous it is. But the collective capitulation to this, to this patriarchal structure, to this insane man, it's unbelievable. they cover this press conference as though this is normal.

Right. And there's a million other clips we could talk about. I mean, I've seen far worse, far worse than the ones that you showed here. I watched this morning where he is far more slurring and he's talking about asphalt and all sorts of crazy shit. And I mean, it's what you have to know and what everybody needs to realize is while he's doing these bat shit crazy press conferences, there are forces that are keeping him occupied. that are rolling out the worst dismantling of democracy actively. And you can watch the Project 2025 tracker. You guys, it's more than 50% complete.

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