IHIP News - Trump's Disaster Day After Slurred & Confused Thanksgiving Day Speech

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

Senile Trump squawks ands wiggles his waddle at Turkey pardoning. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/IHIPOrder our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. I just want you to know that we are building a community here of independent pro-democracy media. And it is important that we continue to do so because we need to have our own ecosystem of pro-democracy, pro-human rights information, especially on this day where we can be grateful that we still at least have each other and our ideas. But in the interim, we're stuck with Cancels McTacotis, whom I refer to as Canks merely for spite, because it's so fun to browbeat this guy. We have him calling the sitting governor of Illinois, whom he's wildly jealous of. I'm talking about J.B. Prisker. We have him calling Pritzker a fat slob because, you know, Kanks is just so presidential. Play the clip.

Mr. Prisker, if you're listening, let's get your act together, invite us in. We're going to make your place so safe. You're not going to have to have to. these crimes that are making the newspapers and the front page of every newspaper in television story, news story, will make Chicago a safe place very quickly. I looked at the various cases, granting mercy, discovering that the terrible trauma that everyone's going through. And I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke. I was going to talk about Pritzker in size. But when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry because he's not letting us do the job. So I'm not going to tell my Pritzker joke. They have a very cute little joke, you know. Some speechwriter wrote some

joke about his weight, but I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it. All right. This is just, first and foremost, I just want to point out that he's morbidly obese, the president of the United States. Secondly, he called female reporter Piggy. He calls people fat all the time. I don't really give a fuck if people do this. I'm not one of these leftists that's going to be like the politically correct police all the time. This is what happens. When it comes to president of the United States, just come on, you've got to be better than us. You've got to be better than the rest of us that do petty things. But this old

queen, Kanks, he is so petty. He is so unbelievable. I'm unbelievably jealous of people that are smarter to him, which makes that list so profoundly long because he's so incredibly stupid. And we know this because he constantly talks about IQ. This, you know, I have a high IQ, this person is low IQ, which tells you everything you need to know. At some point, he was online and he took an IQ test and we're probably talking about a double-digit outcome, which is why he constantly talks about this, which is the same reason he talks about

He aced his cognitive test, which tells me he failed his cognitive test. And why has he taken so many of them? And what was the MRI all about? All right. Moving along, in this same speech, speaking of jealous, this man is just a jealous, bitter, old queen. And he is so jealous of Joe Biden. He will not shut the fuck up about Joe Biden.

I mean, he cannot get enough of it. Play the clip. into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an auto pen last year for the Turkey's pardon. So I have the official duty to determine, and I have determined that last year's Turkey pardons are totally invalid. I mean, he's just so stupid. And this is the same guy who did the horrific presidential walk of fame.

And he put the sign of it up. And he puts all of these pictures of past presidents. And when you get to Joe Biden, he puts an auto pen and people within the administration or people within the MAGA movement, they want to be treated as serious because they have serious jobs. And so when asked about this like JD Vans or Scott Jennings or some, either one of the fluffers that fluff's Trump or somebody that's in his inner circle, well, he's just a funny guy. He just likes to joke around.

people would lose their shit if any other American president did something like this. This is the photograph that he put up in his horribly decorated presidential waga fame, which typically I'm an interior designer when I'm not a podcaster, you don't hang shit like this outdoors. He puts this Joe Biden auto pen thing. Mind you, when Canks was sworn in for his second term and he pardoned all the January Sixers, spoiler alert, all of those pardons, unethical, horrific pardons were signed with an auto pen. This guy is a breathtaking hypocrite of the highest order. All right, and here he is pardoning the turkeys, and it just makes me really sad for turkeys that they have to be around him. I feel sad for anybody that has to be around

this guy. Play the clip. It's going to be saved. The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names of gobble and waddle. When I first saw their pictures, I thought we should send them them, well, I was gonna, I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call him Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me.

Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do. I won't do it, darling. Yeah, because we all think he sits around and calls Melania darling. I don't even think they sleep in the same bed, which whatevs. I don't really care. I don't care if she has a huge role being first lady.

I don't give a shit about any of that. I want him to be a competent person that knows how to run the American government for the people and not for himself. Furthermore, he wanted to name him Chuck and Nancy. Nancy is not the minority leader anymore of the house, but dementia boy, he doesn't remember that. All right. And then here he is the same speech talking about religion coming back to America. Because when I think about religious people, I think about this washed up bitter old queen who's jealous, party of one, your table's now available, jealous party of one. This guy is everything.

He's a walking, talking, breathing advertisement as to why no one should ever be a right wing Christian nationalist evangelical. If you go to a megachurch, you guys, stop going right now. It's a grift. It is a total grift and a scam. And this guy is getting all of the plays that he does straight from a megachurch. Play the clip. But we have more people working. We have more people praying.

The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story, but religion is coming back to America. Some people say, oh, why would you mention that? To me, that's a big deal. When Pumps and I first started this podcast, actually like implementing daily accounting activities, getting merch, social media schedule. It was really intimidating you guys. And so that's why I'm so happy that we discovered Shopify.

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and sometimes maybe some people are like, oh, that seems kind of too far. And then he Christian signals. And then they're like, oh, yep, he mentioned the Lord. He mentioned, oh, he's a godly guy. He's an imperfect vessel. But God moved him late in life, but he's trying to deliver the country to Jesus Christ. And it's so insane, but so many Americans think this. And the Republican Party has been super diabolical in using this.

and they get these pastors and these churches on board with implementing Republican policies and voting recommendations from the pulpit. And they're tax-exempt. They're not supposed to be able to do this, but they do it. And the Republican Party has positioned themselves to weaponize the church against the parishioner. And this is, it's been so effective because one of the greatest determinants, if a person will vote is if they attend church. So he has to Christian signal. And a lot of these people in the MAGA movement Christian signal because they have to keep the rabbit base somewhat happy.

So they serve up bigotry. They serve up racism. They serve up homophobia. They serve up transphobia. They serve up some women need to stay at home and submit with their husbands. Meanwhile, this guy's fucking porn stars blowing Bubba doing all these extracurricular things, accumulating wealth, which is something Jesus Christ explicitly opposed was the accumulation of wealth. And so then just in case somebody might go, wait, is that Jesus-y? Then he just Christian signals. But he lies. The whole Christian signaling thing that he did here is based on a lie.

Because here's what Gallup reports this week about religion in the United States of America. Drop in United States religiosity among largest in world. Religion is still more important in U.S. than in many. ECD countries, the 17-point drop of the percentage of U.S. adults who say religion is an important part of their daily life, from 66% to 49% today, ranks among the largest gallop has recorded in any country over a 10-year period since 2007. And this is what I have to say to this. This is a positive thing. For those of you at home that are maybe Episcopalian Methodist, Reformed Judaism, progressive Muslims.

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking about the fanatics. Religious fanatics and fascism go together like peanut butter and jelly. And these people don't critically think and they lose all sense of empathy in this process because they begin to think that they're exceptional, that they're better than everybody else. And they have these grifting megachurch preachers. who prime them to start worshiping money instead of helping the marginalized, who prime them to be little Christian narcissists that only work on their relationship with Jesus

instead of giving to other people who have less than you. And I know this because I've lived in this Bible Belt state my whole life and the meanest people I have ever met are white Christian evangelicals. If you even suggest anything about their religion, think critically, constructive criticism, It is trigger city, just like the way Kangs does, when anybody has constructive criticism for him. And if you're in a religious organization and somebody asks a thought-provoking question that requires critical thinking and you're offended, then you're in a cult. It's a cult. You should be able to openly talk about it without getting triggered. And these are the same people that shun their gay children. These are the same people that say that their children shouldn't date black people.

These are the same people that want immigrants deported. It doesn't matter if you separate them from their kids, but they do it all in the name of Jesus Christ. And they allow this man to do all of these egregious human rights violations in the name of their Lord and Personal Savior. And I'm so relieved to see that it is decreasing because when you see Caroline Levitt, you see Pete Hegg-Seth, you see Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, you see any mega-church pastor on the planet, Erica Kirk, any of these hypocrites. Riley Gaines, they are a walking, talking, breathing advertisement on why I don't want to be a Christian. There's nothing that they have in them that is marketable or enviable. And so I'm relieved to see these numbers. All right, that's all I have for this episode.

I hope everybody has a great Thanksgiving. We'll be back later with more news.