IHIP News - Trump’s Full Time Babysitter, Elon Musk, Has MOVED IN to the White House?

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

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South African parasite and sociopath appears to be living with Donald Trump at the White House. It's not enough that he refuses to pay taxes and takes all of our money and shuts down government services that keep us safe and employ hardworking Americans. He flies around a Marine one, Air Force one, and bunks at the White House pumps. Look at these photos. Here they are coming back from Florida where they were table dancing at Mar-a-Lago to their cult, to YMCA. Here they are on Marine One. You can see Elon Musk hopping off with his mother and little ex. And then let's go to the next slide. And here they are walking into the Oval Office, into the White House, and he never leaves. I believe that Elon Musk lives at the White House because Vladimir Putin has made sure that Donald Trump, because he is very hard to contain,

Donald Trump, he is very impulsive. Putin has made sure that Trump has a full-time nanny. And this man, Elon Musk, is taking away things that keep us safe, taking away hardworking American jobs, and pitching it to Americans like we can't afford anything. And I just want to remind everybody, we could afford all of this if this MF-er would just pay taxes. I completely agree. It is a crime that he is 100% subsidized by the American government. Richest man in the world flying around on government aircraft, staying at government

housing, government housing. And then the dancing on tables at Mar-a-Lago. This guy, I completely agree. Putin does not want Trump by himself because I've noticed a pattern in Trump's social media. Trump usually blasts the lowest hanging fruit. The fact that he has not commented on the Time magazine article making Musk the president behind the Resolute desk, that tells me a lot because he would normally be blasting that. This last weekend was Saturday Night Live. He would be blasting that. This last weekend was Saturday Night Live. He would be blasting that.

So either he doesn't know because they don't allow him to know, or Elon Musk's reign on him is so tight that he knows he cannot bulk it. Buck it. I'm sorry. Okay. Next up, we have Donald Trump lying to his supporters, his supporters that are outraged, that are mad that their jobs are being taken. Veterans that serve our armed forces are being fired and kicked to the curb because Jeff

Bezos and Elon Musk and Peter Thiel refuse to pay taxes. So they want to rip off everyday hardworking veterans. And they're going to town halls. And Donald Trump always has to lie. He is the biggest liar. So he puts out on Truth Social, paid, quote, troublemakers are attending Republican town hall meetings. It is all a part of the game for the Democrats.

But just like our big caps lock landslide election, it's not going to work for them. And this is very real that triple Trumpers, for whatever reason, get caught in this Fox News right wing insane propaganda tunnel. And they vote for Trump because they think he's this big badass American that dry hump the American flag and talks a tough game. They think he's a big tough guy. And then what happens is he allows a South African to take over our government who then takes everybody's jobs while that guy is a parasite and sucks off taxpayer money and people are pissed. MAGA voters are pissed. MAGA farmers are pissed. We can leave it to another episode, whether we have any empathy for these people or not, taking a victory lap saying, hey, we told you so. But nonetheless, this is the disdain

that Trump treats his supporters with. He tells them, don't believe your lying eyes. And don't believe your pocketbooks. Don't believe the fact that you know people who have been fired for no reason. Here's my question to Mike Johnson and Trump and Elon Musk. They are now running around saying, oh, these are Democratic operatives. Now they're troublemakers. We all know that these are Republican MAGA voters. Will these same voters go to the polls and vote against him? And then is that when they find out? Because they know these are MAGA Republican voters.

They're trying to gaslight the Fox News, the propaganda wing. So will these people still be mad enough to vote against this evil regime when it comes time for the midterms? That's a question I keep asking myself. Will we have free and fair elections at the midterms is what keeps me up at night. I think it will be a performative election, and I believe they are getting the fix in because autocrats do not under any circumstances cede power. And the reason they're doing all of this in the executive branch is to create the impression that he has this much power. He's not taking this through Congress. He's doing it unilaterally from the executive. And so far, the Supreme Court is pausing on this. And so we're in really, really deep water here.

Next up, we have Trump, Mr. Freedom, Mr. I love America. I love the Constitution. Pop it up, Kylie. Here's a post. All federal funding will stop for any college, school or university that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on the crime, arrested. No masks. Thank you for your attention to this matter. So we all know from the first term that he wanted to shoot protesters. And Esper, the Secretary of Defense at the time, said you can't do that. Like, that's illegal.

And so we all know that the right-wing media echo chamber, like students on colleges protesting, is about as American as it gets. That's just a part of going to college. What is weird to me in here, the no masks, is this still the COVID thing that these people are still wound up about? When I saw that, I was like, where did the no masks come from? Like why are we talking about masks? Did I miss something? Is that what that is?

I'm assuming it's like, because you know, the right wing hates people that wear masks and I'm like, why do you give a shit? But okay, these people are so about freedom. They don't want you to wear a mask because that threatens them with actual experts and facts opinions. But I don't have a clue on the planet earth why no mask was thrown into this college protest tweet. Think about what snowflakes these people are, that they get triggered by seeing somebody in a mask and have meltdowns. And if they find out somebody got vaccinated, they're so triggered and they meltdown. It's pathetic. But I'm sorry, can I just make a point about this tweet?

He says illegal protests. Well, how do you define an illegal protest? What about the right to assemble? What about the right of free speech? He is basically saying that he is going to say what is illegal. So let's say somebody protests anti-Trump or anti-Elon Musk. Is that illegal? Is that what he's talking about? Because he doesn't define it here. And that's a huge concern, particularly when they're banning books, taking rights away from women. And this is a fundamental American right that they are taking away just right here in this tweet. All right. Please support our show by supporting our

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thinking, wow, well maybe in my backyard and it's a with you. Yeah, I think e a chicken in my backyard and it's awesome. I agree with you. Yeah. I think everyone who isn't a farmer right now wants to be. So you're in the right department, Brooke. Perfect. You hear that? You lazy dipshits that watch Fox, go get some chickens. You think your HOA might be mad? Fuck it. Who cares? We convicted, we elected a convicted felon. Get chickens. Let them run around in the house. Live in New York. Don't have a yard. Put them in your kitchen. Everybody just get chickens. That's the reach

around that Trump's America offers people. I mean, is this a joke? I saw this and I about died. How tone deaf is the secretary of agriculture telling people, you don't like the high price of eggs, get chickens. Like you said, I would say at least half of the people that live in the United States don't have backyards they don't have anywhere to put chicken and your job is not to tell people to get chickens to solve problems it is to solve the pricing problem and to eliminate the inflation on eggs and this woman I could not believe how tone-deaf she is not that I'm surprised by Fox News anymore, but just shut up. You are not helping people and offering solutions.

I think that is just a great example of MAGA right there. Like you've appointed these dipshits, these crackheads into these very serious positions where typically you have experts and MAGA opposes expertise. This is the most corrupt administration this country has ever had. There's no law and order. They are intentionally tanking the economy. Elon Musk is ripping off taxpayers left and right. And I think this administration, this is the final chapter of this experiment. And this is what happens when you value capitalism and you value money over human beings.

This is the late stage capitalism. And now we're just going straight into oligarchy. But I want to leave you all with a quote by political scientist Marcel Durses. Kylie, please put this up on the screen. Democracies can survive a lot, but they collapse when soldiers, police officers, and intelligence agents no longer serve the state. That's sort of the absolute worst case scenario. And what you have is we elected a criminal who was found guilty in a court of law. Half of America didn't seem to care. He's appointed crackheads to the FBI, a sex offender to dismantle intentionally dismantle the department of education so the corruption this is trickle-down corruption that's what maga is it's

trickle-down corruption and it is going to be titty baby city for all of these triple trumpers because the stock market is crashing. Your public schools are gonna be shit. The economy is already shit. And Biden passed the baton, one of the strongest economies, according to Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal editorial board. And he's already tanked it in seven weeks.

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