IHIP News - Trump's PSYCHOTIC Break Devolves Into Oral S*x Simulation

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

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Welcome, welcome to this Saturday edition of IHIP News, where we share our opinion about the news that is important to us. We had to rush into the studio this morning after we saw a candidate for the president of the United States simulate giving a blowjob to a microphone. You know what struck me? I mean, all of his behavior is disgraceful. The racism, the misogyny, the homophobia, the meanness, the cruelty, all of it. But it made me think of the Moms for Liberty who are so helicopter about their children. They don't want any kind of porn or, you know, made up porn, which we know there isn't porn in these books. But I'm like, so they would go bananas if this type of blowjob simulation was done by the principal, the teacher, the

teacher's aide. But here they are rah-rah-ing for a man that wants to be president of the United States. I don't know why that's what I thought of, but that's what I thought of. When I think of Moms of Liberty now, I think about Bridget Ziegler doing a menage a trois. So I think that she would probably like it. But I mean, you know, the evangelical Christians that clutch their pearls and act like drag queens are this huge threat to children. And you have a candidate for a very serious country that has a lot of serious weapons and a very serious economy and 330 million citizens simulating giving a blowjob as his closing statement to be president of the United States. It's just it's unbelievable that tens of millions of people like him and are going to vote for him. And I think they're all disgraceful, heaping piles of garbage.

And I think they're deplorable. And I don't think Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton went far enough. That's what I think. So also at the same rally, he starts talking about how he's going to fire people and beat people up because his microphone wouldn't work. Yeah, I think the mic stinks. Fix the mic. You got to be kidding. I get so angry. I'm up here seething. I'm seething. I'm working my ass off with this stupid mic. Do you want to see me knock the hell out of people backstage?

Well, the mic at Madison Square Garden worked very well. I'm blowing out my left arm. Now I'm going to blow out my right arm, and I'm blowing out my damn throat too. It's like I'm weightlifting. Sucker's heavy. I've never held a microphone up so long in my damn life. Hello? Hello? I don't think so. On the planet. And this mic is much heavier than the other one, I will tell you. Hello? Is that better? Is that better? I can build up my muscle. That's terrible. What crap. The only thing I ask for is a mic. Then I walk in like this and I'm bending.

Did you notice? I was bending over like this. He's cognitively impaired and physically impaired. There's something wrong with them all because I have guys that are stupid back there. A lot of shame. I mean, he was talking about blowing and sucking and then he does, he simulates a blow job. I mean, this is a guy that doesn't have the temperament to like work a night shift alone by himself with no other humans around him. Completely agree.

I cannot believe this is his closing argument to be president of the United States. It's a very serious job that needs to be occupied by very serious people. This guy is a sociopathic dipshit. He's not even good at being a dipshit. He's so breathtakingly incompetent. He couldn't just go with the flow and say, okay, now I'm going to have to hold my mic and push through. He's such a moron. He's such a titty baby.

I cannot believe that we are still talking about him. But I guess we have to because there's so many racists in this country. And when he throws out that racism, they nod down on it because they are so scared of people that have black and brown skin. They absolutely are. And his temperament is awful. He can't push through just like you said. But I just look at him and think, first of all, and I know this is petty and I shouldn't go there. But I'm like, you're sitting there crying about lifting up a microphone because it's so heavy, because you're such a fat piece of shit that's

never worked out a day in your life. Cheats at golf. Cheat at golf, cheats on wives, cheats on taxes. I mean, I just look at him and I think, what is the attraction? The racism. Well, and it would not be a Trump rally without some racism. Somebody said to me, are you glad you did it? I said, absolutely.

But I could have been on the best beaches in the world. I own the best beaches in the world. I could have had such time. I could have been at the Great Turnberry in Scotland. I could have been anywhere I wanted to be. I could have had those waves smacking me in the face. I could have said that white, beautiful white skin that I have would be nice and tan. I got the whiter skin because I never have time to go out in the sun,

but I have that beautiful white. And you know what? It could have been beautiful tan. Okay, let's imagine for a second if Barack Obama was out there talking like this, kind of slurring, and I've got the way he's slapping me in the face. And I got this black skin. It's so gorgeous. I mean, what's his name? Jesse Waters. I don't know that he would survive the gurney ride from the news desk to the ambulance. I think his heart rate would escalate so much. It'd probably damn near kill him. If Barack Obama or Joe Biden or Kamala Harris behaved this way for three seconds, they would

lose their freaking minds. And I guarantee you the blow job that he did with the microphone is not on Fox. I guarantee you all of those Bible thumpers that sit around and just hate watch Fox all day long. Don't hate watch. They love watch Fox and they feel hate from doing it. But I guarantee you they don't see that. But also I remember what he said in 2016, I could shoot one of my supporters on fifth Avenue and then still support me. And he nailed

the, uh, cult like following that he had. He, he understood it before I did because I thought it was going to kind of fizzle out because I want to believe the best of humanity. The hardest part about this whole thing is that we live around millions of people that excuse this type of behavior, number one. And number two, say, yes, world, this is our best foot forward. This is our guy. We offer you this guy who pretends to be white while putting all this orange makeup on his face and says he has white skin. I mean, whatever. And again, that is so racist to sit up there and speak that way.

In the same rally he talked about, it's in Wisconsin, he talked about Giannis Antetokounmpo. I mispronounced his last name, but he is a Greek basketball player, NBA player. And he says, yeah, you got a great NBA player, the Greek, but I guarantee you I'm bound to have more Greek in me than him. And the insinuation is because this guy's black. Right. He's a Greek citizen.

He speaks Greek. He's born in Greece. But Trump can't understand that somebody could be black and Greek. So he has to make the claim because he's white, aka orange, that he's more Greek than this NBA player. And I just wish and I know that this is just, I wish that somebody would like take him out on the NBA court or on the tennis court. And he wasn't surrounded by people that allowed him to cheat on the golf course. And he just got his ass handed to him

in a sport. And then I want the whole meltdown afterwards to be filmed. You're right. Because he fancies himself so athletic. What I can't stand is how he's got to be the best at everything. Because he's the worst. Because he's the worst at everything. And then one thing that I just could not let go. I still haven't been able to wrap my head around that Hulk Hogan is a viable spokesperson for a candidate for president. I didn't understand at the RNC. I didn't understand it at RNC, I didn't understand

it at the closing argument, racist rally in the Nazi rally, the Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden. But when I saw this, I just thought, you know how you've always said, you're not just voting for a person, you're voting for an administration. And presidents need to be surrounded by competent people, experts in their field that know what they're doing. That's how you get a competent presidency. OK, so I'm just going to set it up that way and then roll the clip. If Trump wins, are you going to play any role? I know RFK Jr. is talking about making America healthy again.

Is Hulk going to make America tough again, strong again? Are you going to have any role? Well, you know, brother, in the wrestling business, when you're getting ready to draw some big money, you've got to shoot an angle, put some hot spice on the feud. I had Trump in the back of the garden. So you know something? This Robert Kennedy Jr., he's on to something with nutrition. But if you tag team us up as the mega powers, you know,

the MAGA powers, there you go. The MAGA powers are Kenny Jr. and Hulk Hogan. He can get to meet the right food and I could get all of our kids in shape, brother. I just the stupidity is breathtaking. It is just breathtaking how stupid these people are. And I cannot believe that on a Saturday, we have to come up here and sit down and talk about a candidate for the president of the United States that just a few days ago had a full blown Nazi rally. Yes. Doesn't have the common decency to blend his makeup, wears this crazy ass orange makeup,

drove around in a dump truck dressed up like a garbage man. No disrespect to garbage men. Trump has no idea how difficult your job is. And he's got Hulk Hogan and RFK Jr. RFK Jr. has said that a worm ate his brain. And he said this with cameras on and it's out on the Internet. And then we have Hulk Hogan. They're actually really smart people in this country. But this is what millions of Americans are saying. Here is our best foot forward.

We've got Elon Musk, who is the most cringy surrogate for any political campaign that I've ever seen. How he goes out and jumps up and down and says, I'm dark MAGA. Shut the fuck up. You're not some superhero. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Hulk Hogan, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Eric, Melania, all of them. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Go away. Lock them up. They're criminals.

Everybody knows it. This is a crime family. This is a total fucking con artist grift crime family. I've had it up to my eyeballs. For the love of God, get out and vote for the candidate that doesn't simulate giving a blow job to a microphone. You know, I just, I feel like we're watching and we are together with him in a mental psychotic break.

And it seems like we're sounding the alarm and a lot of people are sounding the alarm, but there are tens of millions of people that think it's funny and cute because they are not serious. And I just want to encourage everybody, just vote for competency. Vote for a leader. Don't vote for these fake wrestlers and fake doctors. I mean, RF Kennedy Jr. is not even a fucking doctor. I mean, it just drives me crazy. The incompetence and the cruelty.

I've had it. Vote Harris-Walls. Yes. There is only one candidate that is qualified to represent our country on a national stage to have the nuclear codes and the people that she would select to surround her believe in democracy and believe in human rights are not racist, are not homophobes, do not simulate giving blowjobs to microphones and put a washed up has-been 1980s wrestler in charge of public health for children. It's just, it's obscene.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up and go vote. All right. I mean, unless something else happens, we'll probably march our asses right back in here tomorrow. We'll see you guys then. It's so entertaining.

Tap the vein. So good.