IHIP News - Trump's Shaking With Rage As Gavin Newsom Strikes Back Destroying His Plan

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

Gavin Newsom is doubling down on the Trump trolling. Order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The number one goal of everybody that is not in the cult, you could be a lib, you could be progressive, you can be a leftist, you can be an independent, just a normal person that doesn't like being lied to on a daily basis by cancels McTacototis. Our number one goal should be bullying these freak show maga cultists because it is an absolute layup. Look at the way they behave, look at what they say, look at who their leader is, who has full-blown dementia. He's about 97 years old, cancels out the wazoo, needs to wear a man bra. That's how easy it is. And Gavin Newsom has started delivering on this.

Put up the first tweet. Governor Newsom Press Office, Caps Lock, make the maps great again. Big, beautiful rally today. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Put up the next one. cofefe and you may remember that's what trump in 1.0 just kind of tweeted and the cultist just all jumped on because they just sit with anticipation like what's he going to do next what's my position supposed to be today what shiny object am i supposed to cling on and humiliate myself

in the comment section over today so when trump did cofefefe i mean i get it's probably typo you know he's you know at the time he was probably like 89 right and he kind of messed it up. But they all jump on and they're like, oh, yeah, go Fefefe. Fuck yeah. Let's fucking go, MAGA, baby. Mag, I'm a triple tremper. Ooh, ooh. All right. Next up. Caps lock, wow. Tomorrow history will be made. And Cairo Lion Leavitt will have no answers for the supposed fake media about California's beautiful maps. People are saying they're the greatest maps ever created. Even better than Christopher Columbus. Donald, the failure, Trump, be warned.

Tomorrow may be the worst day of your life, all because you miss the deadline. Liberation Day for America. G.C.N. Okay, it gets better. Put up another one. As many know, Donald Taco Trump, author of the Art of the Deal, a book he should return to the library, just missed the best deal in history. He always chickens out.

Tariffs, China, but even a, quote, chicken should know a good deal when he sees one. I, your favorite governor, Gavin Christopher Newsom, offered the best, most, quote, amazing deal in history. Stop rigging Texas maps in California won't make ours more beautiful. Sadly, but no surprise. Donald was too weak, little hands, to even write me back. No deal. And no deal equals perfect, beautiful maps that will quote, end his presidency. Soon he will not be, quote, 47. Patriots will take back Congress. Many say I should run for speaker. I won't. Make the maps great again. Liberation Day tomorrow. Thank you. Gavin Christopher News.

G.C.N. And what I have to say about this is this is the way to do it because it is so unhinged, but this is what Trump has been doing for a decade and all of the cultist dipshit triple Trumpers just get on and just ride that thing all the way through. And so I think every Democratic politician like flood the zone with this shit. Go unhinged, go full unhinged, fight fire with crazier fire. Okay, here's another one. Newsweek says Elon Musk's grok calls Trump, quote, most notorious criminal in Washington, D.C. Daddy Newsom retweets with comment, not wrong. And I just want to say something, MAGA. You want to call Trump Daddy and he's like breathtakingly unattractive. You want to call him masculine.

He's so unattractive that you guys Photoshop images of him being masculine. Gavin Newsom is actually very attractive and he gives off BDE and he gives off alpha energy. And Trump is like, I mean, it's just like he just left the memory care wing of a nursing home. Don't you think, pumps? Absolutely. And you look at his makeup and you know for sure something ain't right. This is a man that says he's like 6.3, 2, 45. And in actuality, he's 510, 285. I mean, come on, you cannot get less alpha than Donald Trump.

I know. And I just think I do. I forget about the small hands that Vanity Fair pointed out years ago. And every time I do see him at the podium, particularly the footage where he pretends to give the simulates a blowjob on the microphone, as any heterosexual alpha would do, pretend to perform a blowjob on a microphone. I noticed when he put his hand up, I noticed how miniature his hand was. Okay, this is one of my favorites. When Speaker, quote, little man Johnson is standing in the, quote, unemployment line, he can thank Donald Taco J. Trump. Trump missed a simple deadline, something he has often done with his many failed businesses.

Now, California will fire him with new, more beautiful maps, highly anticipated, historic press conference with your favorite governor, Gavin Christopher Newsom. Thank you for your attention to this matter. GCN. What I love about this is it is an exacto. We're going after Moses, Mike, who is just talk about somebody who is so easy to bully. Moses, Mike Johnson, the porn monitor, like he's doing so much crazy shit that he has to bring his son in on it, you know, to make sure he's not looking and whatever it is he wants to look at, which we all know is not good. And then he goes after, of course, Trump, Taco. And Gavin, I'm begging you. Please throw in just one of these tweets, Taco Tits. Please do it. And in parentheses, you can put Needs a Maga man bra. Like, listen up,

Taco and print. And then quotes, do tits. Please, Gavin, please, why not? We're going unhinged. We're going, you know, they're fighting. They have fire. We're going crazy or fire. Do it, Gavin. Do it, do it, do it. The people are begging you. Go scorched earth, call him cancels, make taco tits. Please, please, I'm begging you. Well, here's the thing that I love about all this is finally the Trump people, the triple Trumpers who think that he is just one step away from Jesus Christ, there's Lord and Savior. They look at Gavin Newsom's tweets through the glasses of a person that has been looking at Trump's tweets this entire time. Right. Like the shit he puts on there. Remember, I thought he was an alcoholic because he got drunk and posted all that shit.

No, no, no, no. Allegedly, he's stone cold, sober. He's just that crazy. At least Gavin Newsom is playing a game and knows he's crazy. Yeah, this is when they start talking about chess. 4D. Right. This is more what that is. Okay, put up the next one, Kylie. The judge report is hopping in on this, you guys. And Gavin Newsom's press office is just, I mean, a master class right now because it's so easy to bully these people. Drudge puts above the fold in red Newsom, California to draw congressional maps to quote end Trump presidency. After that, a new poll came out. 31% call the Don honest. Little Moses Mike Johnson is chiming in. There will be a third impeachment if Dems take House. And so you guys, they, Mike Johnson is saying that because he's like, he's so in the bubble.

Right. Like if only 31% of Americans think this guy is honest, it's over. And here's what I want Gavin to do, regardless of what Abbott does, regardless, gerrymander. Absolutely. Do it. I want Pritzker. I want just do it. That's what they do.

They're not following the rule of law. Do it because you're on the right side. history. They are throwing people without due process and concentration camps. And Fox News wanted to go after me. There's been a whole day going after me. We only, we only wanted to deport illegal immigrants. Bullshit. They're rounding up American citizens even because these ICE agents that are such weirdos have to put a mask on because they know what they're doing is so depraved. They are rounding up and racially profiling Americans that happen to be of dissent. from another country where they have melanin in their skin, but they were born on U.S. soil

and are American citizens, and they're sending them to alligator Auschwitz. And you guys don't want to report on it. But you know what the sad thing is? If you did report on it, your viewers are such deplorables. Hillary Clinton nailed it that they would like it. Yeah, they would like it. And let's not forget, like he is putting the U.S. military in American cities to a arrest American citizens. That is the first time this has ever happened in history. This is a move to authoritarianism, full stop. And that is why we cannot sit around and say, well, we're going to do the right thing and we're going to do this. They fucking take what they want. We need to take it first. I agree. I agree. Regardless of what Abbott does, regardless. Do it, Gavin. Do it. And

also call him Taco Tits, Caps Lock, and your next tweet, please. All right. Next up, J.B. Pritzker, I love this guy. He is, he is really starting to troll. So attorney general and hypocritical Christian extraordinaire, Ken Paxton, tweets J.B. Pritzker. At J.B. Pritzker, we're not worried. We've seen how ineffective you've been in your own state. J.B. Pritzker retweets with comment and says, on biblical grounds, I think you should sit this one out. And J.B., we know, we know, we've had you on our pod before. I love it. Go harder. Call out the Christian hypocrisy of these MAGA white Christian nationalists. Go at them right where they think they have the moral high ground and show that they don't. They are total hypocrites that use the faith the people

have in rural America. They exploit it and they use it against them so that they can shit on them economically, not pay them a livable wage, take away their health care. and get them to fight for billionaires just like they've been primed to fight for their crazy grifting lying evangelical preacher call it out call it out all day and of course twice on sunday and then last up bullying these people is an international cause and i always have to give it up to the uk because they are really good at this they helped us with elin musk who is now the least popular person in the united states of america it's glorious Smokey-eye sociopath, J.D. Vance wants to bring the least popular person in America back in to Maggot. And I say, do it. I love the optics of that. But I really love the optics because, you know, little smoky eye, he's been on seven vacations as vice president. Because I think Trump might be a little worried about what he's doing behind his back. So J.D. keeps going on vacation. Here's what happened when he goes to the Cotswold.

Activists in the UK installed a poster in the Cotswolds to greet J.D. Vance as he takes yet another family vacation. And for those listening, this is one of the memes that has just gone viral where he's like bald and chubby and has the beard. And you guys remember this. Remember that when Kamala and Tim Walz started bullying Republicans and calling them weird and there was a moment on social media, but it was like, yes, let's bully conservatives again. They suck. And we had a lot of momentum and she was up in the polls. And then the Democratic establishment had her, you know, they have to go try to beg for Republican votes. And I say, I don't want them. Keep them over there. Who gives a shit? She started trotting around with Liz Cheney. Go full tilt with this stuff.

Bullie the shit out of them, gerrymander the shit out of all of these states, deliver a huge huge blue tsunami and I want every Democratic politician to join in on this or you're going to be on our watch list and we'll just start adding you into the people that get bullied. I like it. Great idea. Please subscribe to our channel, like this video and most importantly, support your girls. Broads. I was going to say, old broads.

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