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Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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Welcome to IHIP News. Today, I would like to continue to talk about the unraveling on the right and on the left about the obvious thing that President Biden did, which is to pardon his son, Hunter. And I want to read to you some of the headlines that I've seen since this happened. And this is still dominating the news cycle. Tremendous strategic blunder. Political world rattled. Questions about Biden's legacy. Blanket pardon has no historical precedent. So let me talk about each of these headlines from the top. Tremendous strategic blunder. Are you kidding me? This, we just elected a convicted felon who sleeps with porn stars, who stole classified documents, who is appointing the most corrupt set of parasitic fleabags this nation has ever seen.

And they're all convened down there at Mar-a-Lago doing the double jerk-off dance to YMCA nonstop. It is fleabag parasite city. All they're talking about is how they want to go and investigate all of these Democrats from Obama to Hunter Biden to Hillary Clinton. It is the most obvious thing on the planet that he would pardon his son. And this is what the consultant class and the punditry class doesn't get. Middle America, even people that didn't vote for Biden, would think that he was a puss boy if he didn't pardon his son. I cannot believe the outrage at this. I am

outraged at the outrage because this is so obvious. Second one, political world rattled. This is what did it for you? Yeah. No, we were rattled way before now. You're rattled now? Like, are you serious? He just suggested and is trying to appoint Kash Patel to be the leader of the FBI. And Trump pardoned Steve Bannon because he tried to grift off all of the Trump supporters to build the wall. I mean, are we even all living in the same country? I think all of these left pundits need to come live in middle America for a little bit and live under a governor who says, I want to dedicate every square inch of this state to

Jesus Christ and have a school superintendent who puts the 10 commandments in classrooms. And then they all parade around like they give a shit about kids. But once these kids are born, they do nothing, absolutely nothing to help them. And the political world is rattled. Questions about Biden's legacy. This did it. Not that he didn't get Trump in bracelets within two weeks of being sworn in. I mean, are you kidding me?

OK, blanket pardon has no historical precedent. What I have to say to this is nothing has precedent anymore. Right. Kash Patel and the clown of the clown car parasites doing the YMCA double jerk off dance at Mar-a-Lago. There's no precedent to any of this. Any parent with any sense of anything is going to pardon their child. And I heard some podcasters on the left saying, I mean, he brings up in the pardon that Hunter has five and a half years of sobriety. I mean, a lot of people have five and a half years of sobriety. Yeah, they do. A lot of people do.

My husband has five and a half years of sobriety. But you know what? He didn't have an entire right wing media echo chamber of depraved fleabag lunatics trying to put a shiny object that somehow Hunter Biden, when he was using drugs, is this master criminal mind. He stayed sober despite that. And so everybody needs to get off Biden's jock on this thing. Give me a break. It's actually my favorite thing that he's done as president is pardon his son. Absolutely. And I wish he would do a lot more

with his pen on the way out. But one thing the left and right are missing is that Kash Patel, our illustrious nominee for FBI director, has gone on every right wing bro podcast and said he will make it his mission in life to get at Hunter Biden. And reminder that they've been trying to go after Hunter Biden for years and years. And the best they could come up with was he didn't pay his taxes on time. And he lied and said he wasn't on drugs when he was on drug to get a gun license. That's what he did. So if I am Joe Biden and I see the nut jobs that Trump is appointing to the U.S. Attorney's Office, to the FBI, you're fucking right. I'm giving my son a blanket pardon.

And I do not want to hear after Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, I mean, Jared Kushner's dad. Like, why aren't we talking about we have convicted felons that are now ambassadors to other country? We're not talking about Jared Ivanka getting 640 million while he was the envoy to the Middle East. And then $2 billion from the Saudis upon his release. We're not talking about that. We're not talking about Matt Gaetz's crimes because he's a private citizen. So everybody needs to shut the fuck up. It is the most normal thing on the planet for him to pardon his son who has been under attack for years.

So here is Senator Gary Peters, a Democrat from Michigan, and here's what he has to say. President Biden's decision to pardon his son was wrong. A president's family and ally shouldn't get special treatment. This was an improper use of power. It erodes trust in our government and it emboldens others to bend justice to suit their interests. And what I have to say to you, Senator Peters, Democrat from Michigan, is welcome to politics in 2024. Right. It erodes trust in our government. We watched an insurrection live on national television, and the president is sitting in the dining room off the Oval Office. The president at the time

was Donald Trump, who ordered the insurrection, saying that he wished his supporters didn't look so trashy. I just wish they weren't such rubes. And then he steals all these classified documents, and then he plays victim when the FBI tries to go and get them back. And then he steals all these classified documents and then he plays victim when the FBI tries to go and get them back. And guess what he's trying to do now? Dismantle the FBI. This is insanity that this is what a Democratic senator would say. This is why we lost. Grow a pair. Grow up. Welcome to fuck you politics, because this is where we are right now. Joe Biden responded to exactly what Pump said. She said, Kash Patel, everybody has sworn that they are going to go after Hunter Biden. He knows how depraved these people are. Yes,

we know how depraved these people are. All of these left wing pundits know how depraved these people are. The senator knows how depraved these people are. And we these left wing pundits know how to pray of these people are. The senator knows how to pray of these people are. And we know that they will go after him. We know that they built gallows and tried to kill the vice president and nobody got in trouble for it. Oh, wait, the January 6th insurrectionists did. And Donald Trump started every rally with some bullshit anthem about the January 6th hostages getting released and I'm going to issue pardons. And we're all upset and clutching our pearls over Biden.

Give me a break. And let me read to you how what happens on the right. Here's Senator Michael Crapo. I don't know if it's Crapo, but we're going to call him Crapo. C-R-A-P-O, Republican from Idaho. He said this out loud yesterday regarding what typically happens with all presidential appointees is an FBI vetting of these appointees. And they said, what do you think about Trump saying he doesn't want to do this? Direct quote. My position is what President Trump decides to do is what I support. And I want

you guys to note that this man went to Harvard Law School. And if I am on the board at Harvard Law School, and one of my graduates says something like this, just this blind obedience, I'm calling scrambling the jets, I'm having an emergency meeting. What the hell's going on? How did this guy pass that he doesn't have any critical thinking whatsoever? He's going to do whatever Donald Trump says is okay. That's what we're going to do here. It's so amazing to me. It's like there are two realities. There's the reality of what was once politics, where you had to have integrity, where you had to have integrity, where you had to have character, where facts mattered, where truth mattered. Now, we are applying absolutely the highest standards to Joe Biden. I mean, I don't think anybody thinks that

he shouldn't have pardoned his son. Oh, no, there are some left. No, I know. But I'm just saying, if they were given truth serum, would they pardon their own son if they had the power based on these nonviolent offenses? Of course they would. And then you have the right wing. The hypocrisy is what kills me. And it's not new. But they're sitting there saying, I'm going to do whatever Trump says.

When we know Trump's a criminal, we know he has no respect for our institutions. We know he has no respect for the law. We know he doesn't give a shit about the American people. And for him to say, I support whatever Trump says, tells me he is the biggest beta male who is kowtowing to the biggest beta male, dipshit, dumb fuck. It is unbelievable. It's like there are people on reality and then people that live in the real world and they don't mesh.

They do not mesh. Then there's another headline, top Dems steer clear of Biden's pardon. And here's what I have to say to the top Dems. I'm talking about Mama Gretch. I'm talking to Daddy Newsome. You guys get out there and grow some fangs and get some claws and say, you're goddamn right. He pardoned his son.

Did he say he wasn't going to? Yeah, he said that. And then Trump wins and he starts appointing these fleabag parasites that all they want to do is suck off the middle class and lie to them and get them wound up about gay people and drag queens and all this bullshit while they sell all of their herbs, ivermectin, coins, Bibles, all this crap, guitars, all this just bullshit. They're going to suck off of you next. And so you know what? When he found out that all of these people, the most corrupt government that has ever

been appointed to the United States of America, you're goddamn right. He pardoned his son and I support him. And we are not just the resistance. We are the rebellion. That's what we are. And I hope Biden gets his pin out. And I hope he starts pardoning a bunch more people. I'm talking about dreamers. I'm talking about Obama, everybody that they've all threatened to incarcerate. Pardon the shit out of every single one of it sets a precedent. We've already blown that precedent by electing the most corrupt career criminal incompetent man that wears a full face of makeup

and has told you the problem in this country is drag Queens. You know why? Cause they're all going to grift off of you just like they've grifted off of everybody else. The joke is on you. You're goddamn right. He pardoned his son. Shut the fuck up. We're going to start campaigning in all 50 states, 24-7, 365. We are the rebellion and we are here. And all the left, everybody on the left that is clutching their pearls about this, grow some goddamn fangs or we are never going to overcome this cult, this depravity that is MAGA. No, I completely agree. Everybody should be saying, fuck you.

We're going to do it. And if you don't like it, kiss our fat ass because that's exactly what MAGA does. That's right. Stick with us for more positivity later on today. It's so entertaining to have the vape. So good.