IHIP News - WTF? Kristi Noem Claims She's 'On Meth' in Resurfaced Footage?!

Episode Date: April 20, 2025

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All right, you have to realize that everybody in Donald Trump's cabinet is a failure. Like they failed so many times. These are the bottom feeders. These are the only people that remained that would agree to work with a convicted felon. And today we're going to take a little journey through Christine Noem's accomplishments when she was the governor of South Dakota. And I use the word accomplishments a little loosely there. She spent half a million dollars on an anti-meth campaign. That sounds like something that would be a good way to spend your money. The only problem with this is Kristi Noem is a dipshit. She hires dipshits.

And what I'm about to show you guys, our producer Kylie put together, and it is mind blowing. And this is not satire. This was a real campaign in 2019. Kylie put up the first slide. Kristi Noem launched this campaign when she became governor of South Dakota. Kylie is telling us, I thought it was completely satire. In fact, it is not. Next slide. I'm on meth. I'm on meth. I'm on it too.

So am I. So am I. I'm on meth. Meth is not someone else's problem. It's everyone in South Dakota's problem. And we need it. We need it. We need it.

We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. Meth is not someone else's problem. It's everyone in South Dakota's problem. And we need everyone to get on it. I'm on it.

I'm on it. I'm on it too. We're on it. That is a real commercial done under the leadership and instruction of the Secretary of Homeland Security for the United States of America, Kristi Noem, also known as Cosplayer-in-Chief when she was the governor of South Dakota. Let's put up the next slide. So here was a magazine ad. You have the cowboy saying meth, I'm on it. The football player saying meth math I'm on it the football players saying meth we're

on it Kristi Noem's biggest claim to fame as governor was her meth were on it ad campaign and this person says that she should have stuck to killing dogs I completely here's exactly what I thought I've like she writes this biography. She's on an audio book. All the people that read it, the editors, nobody says, Christy, this is a bad idea. Let's take the dog killing out. No, she goes full throated on it. Then this deal. Nobody said, Christy, this is not the message you want to get across. Nobody in this woman's orbit says anything like, let's take a second look. And that's exactly Donald Trump. And it tells you that this is who sycophants surround themselves with other sycophants, because they don't want anybody disagreeing. This is a very unhealthy working environment. Let's proceed with the slideshow. Twitter's response to this, Jennifer Brooks tweets, I see South Dakota trademarked this motto. Good thinking. Wouldn't want any other states using this motto. Meth, we're on it. We're on it. All right, the next slide. Matt Shipman says, I know it's not funny, but I can't stop laughing at this. Okay, it's a little

funny. Editors, people, hire them. Meth, we're on it. Okay, going to the next. Matt Hildreth says, at Governor Kristi Noem, did South Dakota really just trademark meth? We're on it. What a horrible idea. How many rural rehab centers could you have created with your $449,000 Minneapolis-based ad campaign. Wow, $500,000 for that, huh? And then next, Dominic Washington says, I mean, did the state of South Dakota need to trademark meth? We're on it. Like they thought someone was going to try and steal it.

Also, the official hashtags are cumbersome. Hashtag meth. We are on it. Hashtag, but not like on it, on it. Hashtag more like going to do something about it on it. Hashtag get it. Hashtag hi from South Dakota. I mean, the fact that this went through a PR firm tells you that there are like MAGA PR firms, like that there is a market for all of this breathtaking stupidity and nobody talks anybody off the ledge. Nobody talks anybody off the ledge. In fact, they encourage her to trademark it. Are you fucking kidding me? This is just, it's an abomination. Okay, next up.

Christy defended it by saying, Hey, Twitter, the whole point of this ad campaign is to raise awareness. Governor Christy Noem of South Dakota said in response, So I think that's working. Hashtag thanks. Hashtag meth, we are on it. The idea for the campaign began last year after Governor Noem took office as the first female governor in the state's history. This is per the New York

Times. So, you know, she this is her anti-meth campaign. Yeah. And she doubled down on it. She didn't like say, you know, upon review and in retrospect, maybe we should have done something else. As with everybody in MAGA world, they just double down on bad ideas. Okay. Next up. 2019. I love this. She spent a half a million dollars on a methamphetamine addiction campaign. And you want to know what her slogan was? Her slogan was mess. Yeah. We're on it. Wow she said we're on it that's her slogan to get rid of meth addicts addictions she is really okay, one of the ones in my. She's just did you notice Megan McCain sit there she just

that make it came is just a special breed of twat that we need to discuss. Like, she vacillates back and forth from, like, on the one hand, like, Donald Trump's agenda and the speech I heard is the greatest thing ever. And then they cut cancer research. And then she's like, oh, my God, Donald Trump cut cancer research it's like bitch Donald Trump called your dad a fucking loser and a sucker that got caught and you're somehow offering him praise that's one thing that that Trump is able to do to people you can insult somebody's hero dad right you can insult somebody's wife and these people are so morally defunct they will not defend like I'm

still mad at your husband your ex-husband even though you're not anymore because I feel like it's my job to hold that candle for you right hold that he hurts you and I'm gonna hold you know I'm gonna hold firm there it's just wild how quickly they just meld into whatever he wants them to be. Well, it tells you they don't have any convictions of their own if they're so easily swayed. Next up. Mine is I'm on meth. And what it's talking about is that each one of us, no matter who we are, that we're on the case of meth.

I hardly recognize cosplay, girl. All right. Next up. Sad campaign is to get people talking. Yeah, you hate to stereotype, but it does. When I watched this, I thought, the farmer's probably not on meth, the lady in church is probably not on meth. That's exactly it, Ainsley.

The farmer's not on it. The church lady. The church lady isn't on it. Kristi Noem goes, you're exactly right. Exactly. They're not on meth. No. But we're on meth. We're't on it. Christine goes, you're exactly right. Exactly. They're not on meth. We're on meth. We're all on meth. We're on meth, but not the farmer or the church guy.

Okay, next up. And Kylie says, real quick, let's break down who Fox deemed obviously not on meth in the ad. Obviously not on meth is the white farmer. Obviously not on meth is the white church lady Obviously not on meth is the white church lady. But who does that leave viewer? Uh-oh, the black guy, it looks like he's on meth. Right. Uh-oh, the black football player and the Hispanic looking football player.

I guess they're on meth. Oh, the little Latino kid, clearly a meth head. So just another breathtaking and sadly hilarious failure from our Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Kristi Noem. Meth, we're on it. Now she's in charge of an entire Department of the United States of America. This kind of bullshit in South Dakota, I think the population is probably what, 500,000? Right. I don't think it's a million. I mean, so this kind of shit, you know, whatever. She is in charge of the Department of Homeland Security and plays dress

up in costumes because this is what, when she uses her brain, this is what she produces. So maybe it's best that she does play dress up. Well, she's far less dangerous just dressing up because what she's doing with the constitutional rights and how she is enabling Trump through her department is gross and disgusting. But the thing that I knew, I mean, I knew she was a dipshit long before, but she stood on that stage with Donald Trump for 40 minutes while he danced at a rally. Her not to pull him off told me everything I need to know. So when she got, she is only on in his cabinet because she sat there and held his hand while he did his dance party. Also, I think it's qualifying for him that she killed a dog. I think they like that shit.

He's like, oh good. She shot a dog. Perfect. she's perfect for my cabinet oh pete hegseth is charged with sexual abuse and he's an alky perfect bring it i'll take him let's do it oh elon musk is actively tripping balls and in k-holes all the time perfect let him buy me it's like it's a prerequisite it's a part of the authoritarian play to say we get to do evil shit and you have to worship us That's a whole authoritarian thing. All right, that's just a little Preview of who's running the United States government and how competent they are wink wink, please subscribe and we'll see you all later