Is It Just Me? - #10: Breakfast TV Bullshit

Episode Date: November 24, 2019

The show for breakfast TV tragics 🤗 We talk 'Morning Wars' & hear Jennifer Aniston sing for the first time (03:04) The top 5 breakfast TV bloopers (08:03) TV producer Blake Nadilo joins us (25:...08)   Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:01 People do some weird shit. This is it, this is the big one. This is for the girls, this one. Some things make more sense than others. Lindsay Lohan punched in the face after trying to take a boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy. I won't leave until I take you.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. That's the line. I see it quite clearly. Get new glasses. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. And one Mitch is clearly better than the other one. I couldn't agree more.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Now, here's Mitch Turi and Mitchell Coombs. Ten episodes later. Oh, sounds like a lot when you put it that way. Should have got a cake. I would have loved that. I'm surprised you don't have one. What's the go? I should have organised it.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I got ten episodes in. Hello, Jenna's here. Hi, Jenna. Oh, Jenna, it's on. Jenna. Try now. Oh, there we go. Do you agree, Jenna?
Starting point is 00:01:04 It seems a little bit premature to be celebrating? It's only 10 episodes. Well, I think the show is crap, so. There you go. Jenna from hard metals there. Today won't be crap. I can assure you of that. Because Mitch, after much nagging, has agreed to let us do a breakfast TV themed episode of Is It Just Me?
Starting point is 00:01:23 It was easier for me to just say yes than to fight with you two. So Jenna and I were kind of like TV nerds from back in the day and breakfast TV was a weird fascination of ours. I love crumpets. I'm not going to do a whole fucking show on crumpets. Growing up, kids like Marvel and they're superheroes and actors. You had a poster of Carrie Ann Kennelly above your bed. No joke.
Starting point is 00:01:43 I had a poster of Sophie Monk. Did you really? Yeah, it came with her single Inside Outside. No joke. I had a poster of Sophie Monk. Did you really? Yeah, it came with her single, Inside Outside. I actually had that too. There you go. Did it burn down in your house or something? You sound so sombre.
Starting point is 00:01:56 I'm just really excited for this episode. Oh, you two are such nerds. The fact that we're doing a whole show on this is baffling to me. Yes, I promise you, Jenna, today won't be a crap show. You should come in for this, actually. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Yes. I think that you're going to be very enthralled by what we've got on the way.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Well, what are we doing? What are we going to talk about? Well, look, I'm sensing that you're not as enthused as us. Even if you don't care about breakfast TV, everyone loves a good blooper. Yes, you're right. Okay. So later on, I'm going to be doing the top five breakfast TV bloopers. Stick around for that, all right?
Starting point is 00:02:23 Okay, fun. Also, confessions of a breakfast TV producer, someone who actually works behind the scenes in breakfast TV. I like this. I just want the goss. I want to know if they're all fucking each other. You know what I mean? This guy, well, not executive producer.
Starting point is 00:02:36 No, that's a big call. You just gave him a promotion. But he's a producer at Sunrise, and he said that nothing's off limits. I'm hoping he wasn't just saying that, and he comes in here going, oh, no, I can't talk about that. So we'll get to that later on. Yeah, international listeners, Sunrise is like the big Today Show number one rating
Starting point is 00:02:50 morning show in Australia. But first, I think we should kick off the show with, and is it just me? We do it every week. If this is your first time listening, it's something we've noticed, something we appreciate or hate. Why don't I start? Yeah, right. Go for it.
Starting point is 00:03:01 All right, here we go. Is it just me or are you obsessed with the new Apple Plus TV show, Morning Wars? Oh, you know for a fact that it's not just you because I've been nagging you to start watching this show for ages. Have you started? I have started and I thought at first I might not because you said this. I, like you, thought it was a bloody feature length film. Yeah, I thought it was like a telemovie, like an hour and a half, but it's a bloody ten-part series on Apple Plus TV.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Yeah, sounds like we're sponsored by them. Have you watched it, Jenna? No, I haven't. What? I know, I know. Don't, please don't spoil it for me because I really want to. No, I won't. Okay, I won't spoil it, but I'm just telling you,
Starting point is 00:03:39 it's right up your alley. Yeah, you would love it. It's all about behind the scenes of Breakfast TV, so clearly people have a curiosity. Like I am so enthralled by it. And I think it's because it's led by Jennifer Aniston. Anything she does, I'll watch. So she's one of the Breakfast TV show hosts, Jenna.
Starting point is 00:03:56 And I bet you wouldn't picture Jennifer Aniston as a morning TV show host. No, I wouldn't. She does a very good job. And she's got Reese Witherspoon there as well. Always good. This is not a spoiler because it happens within the first 10 minutes of episode one. But her male co-host gets dumped and then they bring in this hot new thing, Reese Witherspoon, who's like tipped to be the next big thing on The Breakfast Show.
Starting point is 00:04:18 And the co-host is Steve Carell. Yes. That's the one that got sacked. Yeah, the Me Too movement got him. Yes. And there's a lot of tension between the two females because they end up hosting together. I won't spoil how.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Yeah. So have you watched the latest episode of this Morning Wars? Apparently in the US it's called The Morning Show, but because in Australia we have The Morning Show on Channel 7, they've had to change it to Morning Wars. Are you serious? Yeah, so it's actually called The Morning Show. There you go.
Starting point is 00:04:41 But, yeah, have you watched the latest episode of Morning Show? No, I don't want to spoil it for Jenna. I think I'm an episode behind because they've just hired the new host. Oh, so you haven't? No. There you go. But yeah, have you watched the latest episode of Morning Show? No, I don't want to spoil it for Jenna. I think I'm an episode behind because they've just hired the new host. Oh, so you haven't? No. Okay. No spoilers. Jenna, stop twitching. We won't spoil it. So this is hardly a spoiler but Jennifer Aniston sings in the most recent episode. Have you ever
Starting point is 00:04:58 heard Jennifer Aniston sing? Never. In my entire life. And I don't think I want to. I'm not sure if she's sung in other movies but I certainly haven't seen her or heard her sing. I wish I'd got the audio on. I would have loved to have gotten it on. Okay, well, the beauty of this podcast is that we can pause recording. I actually insist.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I want to hear your reaction to Jennifer Aniston singing. All right, we'll get it. Hello, we're back. I've got the audio. On the cloud. That's the benefits of airing on the cloud. See, you can't do that on your live radio show. Just bear with me.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Pause. No, I can't. No, I can't. All right, so I've got the audio of Jennifer Anistoning on the cloud. So you can't do that on your live radio show. Just bear with me. Pause. No, I can't. No, I can't. So I've got the audio of Jennifer Aniston singing on Morning Wars. Here it is. Others can desert you. Not to worry. Whistle, I'll be there.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Not to worry, everyone. Demons will charm you with a smile for a while. But in time. Charm you with a smile for a while. But in time, nothing can harm you. Not while I'm around. Oh, God. What did you think? Well, firstly, let the girl sing. I love how the producer's like she knows the words everyone. It's like yeah, give her
Starting point is 00:06:12 some credit. You don't know the context of the scene. It was a duet. I almost feel like we didn't need that at all. At the same time what I would give to hear Georgie Gardner in a dead light. No, this didn't happen on the morning show.
Starting point is 00:06:31 In the scene, it wasn't on TV. It was just like a dinner party thing and they were dared to sing together. And so I was like, never heard her sing. No, she's not a singer, but she can hold a tune okay. Yeah, it's all right. Kind of like the entire Mamma Mia movie. None of them could sing. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:06:46 But it's kind of, you know, they winged it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Wow. Well, maybe I'm going to stop watching the series because after that I left it. No, thank you. But obviously we don't know how accurate it is when it comes to working behind the scenes of a breakfast TV show because this show could be completely blowing it out of proportion.
Starting point is 00:07:01 But that's why we're getting that Sunrise producer on later on. The unnamed producer, redacted. I don't mind saying his name. It's Blake, right? What's his last name? I don't know how to say it. Oh, it sounds like one of those animals that rolls up into a ball. It's spelt, if I'm just looking at the name,
Starting point is 00:07:14 I would read it as Blake Ndilo, but I bet it's some... Oh, like an armadillo. Yeah, that's what I was going for. But I bet I'm, I get anxious about names and pronunciation. I bet he's going to come in and be like, it's Ndilo or some shit. I don't know. Madelon. Yeah, but yeah, he's on the way to tell us how accurate this TV series actually is about
Starting point is 00:07:31 working behind the scenes in Breakfast TV. Because if it's accurate, God, it looks intense. I know, and I hope he spills. What a drama. Because everyone's sleeping with each other on the show. Yeah. So how many episodes are there? I think there's 10 in total, but I heard there's a second season.
Starting point is 00:07:45 It's sort of tapering off a bit, so I don't know where they're going to go from here. I'm sure it'll still be great because I'm hooked. But they're being paid like $40 million each, apparently. Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. I was like, I'd bloody sing for that too if I could have. Anyway, should we get into my Is It Just Me now? Yes, let's jump in. Is it just me or?
Starting point is 00:08:09 Do you love watching breakfast TV show bloopers on YouTube? There we go, Jenna. I knew you would. Yes, I do. I did this for people like us. I've gone and found the top five breakfast TV show bloopers and they are glorious. This isn't fucking 20 to 1.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Who do you think you are, Fitzy and Whipper? No, I'm telling you, you will like this, okay? And you don't have to be a breakfast TV fanatic to enjoy watching other people screw up. Phoebe, it's sort of like a visionary thing. You can't hear it. When you screw up on radio, it just sounds like someone's having a little moment, but you're going to have to be able to see it, right?
Starting point is 00:08:39 Incorrect. Well, yeah, I deliberately got ones that didn't really require the visuals. I'm not fucking stupid. Okay. All right. No, no, I'm excited. Are these all Australian or require the visuals. I'm not fucking stupid. Okay. All right. All right. No, no, I'm excited. Are these all Australian or is it international?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Yes, they're Australian. Okay. So coming in at number five, we have Natalie Barr, the Sunrise Newsreader, and she cracked up laughing during a news story. It was about two women who were apparently trying to take their dead father onto a flight, right? Because apparently it's quite expensive to, like, export or travel a dead body overseas.
Starting point is 00:09:09 So they're like, let's just put him in the wheelchair and make him look like he's alive. And so Nat was reporting on this story and just apparently struggled to take it seriously. Here it is. Two British women have been arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight to Berlin.
Starting point is 00:09:26 91-year-old Kurt Willie Jarrent's wife and stepdaughter were stopped at check-in when staff became suspicious because he was strapped to his wheelchair wearing sunglasses. Why was he wearing sunglasses? Because first he's blind, second he has his eye was a bit up here and he wanted that other people doesn't look at him. You all right, Dad? The women insist they did not know he was dead. That's gold.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Such an awkward moment, but still a classic. Did she get in trouble for that? Did she face backlash? Apparently there were a lot of complaints sent in afterwards being like, how unprofessional, you're a newsreader, you shouldn't be laughing at this. But this was her explanation for what exactly went wrong. The trouble is I hadn't pre-read it. I pre-read all my news, but I'd gone downstairs
Starting point is 00:10:22 to get some headache tablets and so I hadn't actually read it and I I pre-read all my news, but I'd gone downstairs to get some headache tablets. And so I hadn't actually read it. And I'm thinking, this can't be serious. And his name is Willie. You know what? I was going to say that. I think that's probably what planted the laugh in her head. Willie Smith Johnson. And the fact that he's wearing sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Strapped to a wheelchair. I don't think putting sunglasses on someone indoors makes them look more alive. No. Yeah, no. No, you can't just chuck a pair of Maui gyms on a corpse and hope that people think that they've got life in them. Yeah, no. Also, hold on quickly.
Starting point is 00:10:53 If you brought a corpse onto a plane, like if it was dead, like rigor mortis sets in. So they would have needed like an exit rule or something. What's that? Rigor mortis. What's that? It's when your body freezes up like this. Oh, right. And that happens after a
Starting point is 00:11:05 couple of hours yeah right i wonder how long he was dead for dracony smell probably if the story that they're claiming is true that they actually didn't know what a shock finding out that your father's dead by by customs pulling up and going no no he's definitely not alive he's got sunglasses on his strap to a wheelchair. Yeah, what's with the straps? Yeah, that's weird. Straps. So he doesn't fall.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Flop. Like his lifeless corpse to the side. The poor thing. Oh, that's good. Do they get worse? Huh? Do they get worse? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Good. See, I would say I've ranked them in order of tension. Number one is very tense, let me tell you. All right. Anyway. Oh, God. Coming in at number four in the top five Brekkie TV bloopers, this one comes from the Today Show.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Carl Stefanovic, right, who's interviewing a farmer who ran a petting zoo. And someone visiting that farm lost their wedding ring because a cow ate it off their finger, right? And so Carl's doing a live cross to the owner of the farm and the nature of these live crosses is that you never really know what the talent is going to say like if something goes wrong live it goes out live so check out what this farmer had to say so this guy went home presumably and told his wife listen I was at the cow farm today and I lost my wedding ring because a cow sucked it off. That's right. Or maybe his wife was asking what else the cow was
Starting point is 00:12:33 sucking off. Maybe I shouldn't have said that on telly. I'm glad you said it brother. I'm glad you said it, brother. Hey. That's so good. Now there's someone that no one really gets surprised when he, like, isn't behaving too seriously. Yeah. He lost his job and then just got hired back because when he left the show, the morning show in Australia, the ratings plummeted. The Today Show. The Today Show.
Starting point is 00:13:01 And so I'm actually keen to ask, like I said, Blake, the Sunrise producer on his way. I want to know what the vibe at Sunrise is like now that Carl's coming back. Yeah. Is that like, oh shit, game on, we've got more staunch competition? Well, he's like the king of the airwaves, really, TV waves. Well, Sunrise were ahead of today, even with Carl there. Really? So it may be a threat, but also may not be.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I don't want to say I'm surprised, but I always thought the way that Today's positioned is that they're number one. We can ask Blake to explain that later on. I really don't know how to explain it. But on that grab, that would have to be a strong suck from a cow. Wedding rings oftentimes are just wedged on there and they're stuck there for years. Speak for yourself. Sorry, it's saucepans.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Not all rings are under as much pressure as you put yours under. Okay, well, he's talking about a finger ring as well. That sounds... could be. What did you think I was talking about? Oh, no, I initially thought you meant... Oh as well. That sounds... Could be. What did you think I was talking about? I don't know. I initially thought you meant... Oh, Mitch. Oh, that is...
Starting point is 00:13:48 That's what I thought you meant! You've ruined the show. Look at us. We'll be in the countdown. Most awkward podcast chats. Number three. Well, coming in at number three here. Sarah Harris from Studio 10.
Starting point is 00:14:01 She's not my boss, but, you know, we love her. Your gal pal. Did you see that video that went viral of her when she nearly shot herself in the face with a nail gun? Are you serious? Oh, it was horrendous. Imagine if that actually happened to her. It didn't, thankfully.
Starting point is 00:14:13 But this one is a little bit visual, so I'm just going to explain. When you hear the audience gasping, that's when she's picked up a nail gun and it's facing the wrong way. And she held it to her face for about 10 seconds trying to find the trigger. Being like, oh, where's the trigger? How do I pull it?
Starting point is 00:14:28 So when you hear the audience gasping, that's her about to shoot herself in the face with a nail gun. That makes me feel sick. And you can definitely hear the moment that she realises her mistake. I remember that day so clearly. Of course you two watch Breakfast in the Bay. I'm on Studio 10, hun. Of course. Everyone should watch.
Starting point is 00:14:42 It's the best one. Anyway, here it is. Can you pick up gun in position number two for me? Yep. Okay. Stop. You're just going... No, no, no, why?
Starting point is 00:14:52 Zero. Zero, which way, which way? No, no, no, no, no, no. Robust as a gun. Robust as a gun. Like that. Like that. Like that.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Right. Like that? Like that? Like that? You're shaking. I know, I can hear my insurance company ringing me up saying, you're not insured anymore. Oh, my God. Right? It was like the longest 10 seconds ever as if you were like, oh, don't bloody press the trigger. I love that you didn't even need to eye the buttress,
Starting point is 00:15:22 being like, no, no, no. Not how you use a nail gun. No, she would have been so calm. Like, Sarah, I would suggest you put it down. That wouldn't be a wise move on your part, Sarah. Back when I was negotiating my contract, I brought an nail gun in. And I pointed it at the CEO's face. And I said, either you can press it or I can press it. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:15:43 But coming in at number two, you know how the breakfast TV shows, they do those cash giveaways, like the Cash Cow. Yes. And in Today Show, they've got I Wake Up With Today. I'm the radio equivalent on our station. Pretty much. You're the cash cock. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Yes. So the Today Show, the way their cash calls work is that they call someone who's entered the draw and they have to answer within five rings and say, wake up with today yeah that's the rule if you want to win you have to say that so you can imagine how awkward it would be when sunrise called someone and that was how they answered the phone basically promoting the competition take a listen all right let's do it we've got forty thousand dollars to give away because of course, I think it was Heather yesterday who didn't answer her phone. So Jack potted. Ten rings.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Sounds like me on the sound effects. In Queensland. Could have. You can do it. Oh, attention. I wake up with today. Rose Pringery don't give a stuff about tonight. That's Mel and Koshy from the Sunrise.
Starting point is 00:16:49 The other one. You're so easily bought. Oh, no, no, no, no. I get up so early just for this. Why should we give you $40,000 if you're not that loyal? I am very loyal. You're very loyal? But I only have one TV set.
Starting point is 00:17:06 I go from channel to channel. Because it's Christmas time. Yes. And in the spirit of Christmas and in the spirit of sunrise and in the spirit of fairness, you've won 40 rounds of gold! Thank you, thank you, thank you. So there's a happy ending in that one, right? Yeah, I'm glad they gave it to her.
Starting point is 00:17:24 That would have been cruel. Well, this is where we're headed with number one, Mitchell. Oh, it's not the same woman, is it? No. But over on the Today Show, like I said, the rule is you have to answer with, I wake up with today. So they called someone, Kyle and Lisa, and they didn't answer the phone with the way they were meant to
Starting point is 00:17:42 in order to win the cash prize. And rather than just being like, oh, bad luck, my bad, they didn't answer the phone with the way they were meant to in order to win the cash prize. And rather than just being like, oh, bad luck, my bad, they didn't take it well. And this is what I mean when I say this is the most tense. Here it is. The IGA voucher has jackpotted to $20,000 because both callers missed out yesterday morning. Okay, let's go to our first call for the morning.
Starting point is 00:18:02 And it's Lee Hall from moray field in queensland hope you're awake lee hello oh this is heartbreaking lee it's carl and lisa and you know what we had to give you a twenty thousand dollar voucher i woke up to today. Oh, Lee. You know, I'm sorry. Oh, no, don't say that. Oh, no. Lee, you're up nice and... Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Oh, no. Oh, Lee. Lee, I'll tell you what we'll do, all right? We're not going to give you that money, but we'll pack up something and ship you a hamper, okay? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, Lee.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Oh, Lee, we're so sorry. We would have loved to have given it to you. We will send you something nice, no. Come on. I can't take it. I know, Lee. Oh, Lee, we're so sorry. We would have loved to have given it to you. We will send you something nice, though. Oh, we're going to send... We're going to... Look, we'll organize something, and we'll send Lee a nice Christmas hamper and...
Starting point is 00:18:55 Don't you worry, Lee. We're looking after you. Yeah, we'll come back to you. Oh, poor Lee. She didn't warm too nicely to the supplementary prize, did she? No. We're going to send you a hamper. She goes, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:19:08 We'll send you out some biscotti and a penitone. What do you think was in the hamper? It would have been half a leg ham and a bottle of French. A Today Show mug, definitely. A miniature doll of the little cash mascot just to rub it in. A fake check. You know, it actually sounds like Jenna when she whimpers. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:27 She was like, oh, no. And they played her off like she was at the Oscars. I know. They put the news theme. They're like, cut me. Ready, Jenna? Do your whimper. Ready?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Do your whimper. Get this crying bitch off. We've got the news update. Was Lee in a dungeon of sorts? I think Lee was sending us codes with her whimpers. Was it Morse code? I just love that Lisa rubbed it in. She goes, Lee, you know what we had for you?
Starting point is 00:19:54 A $20,000. Like, fuck, kick her while she's down. It wasn't a very delicate way of delivering that. Lee, you know what we had for you, but you're not getting at all because you're dumb. Carl's like, oh, it says here you've got a broken fibula. You could have used that money, Lee, on the medical bills.
Starting point is 00:20:10 I wake up to today. Yeah, even when she tried to desperately answer, she said it wrong. It's I wake up with today. Poor bitch. Yes, well, like I said, I was ranking them in order of tension. That would be a good thing to ask Blake. Like, what's the leniency?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Are they allowed to just go, give it to her, give her the money? I'll tell you what, when I did work experience at Sunrise, my first day they put me with, like, the integration team and one of the tasks they gave me on my first day of frigging work experience was calling someone who didn't pick up the phone for the cash cow thing. And what do you say to them? Oh, my God. They basically try and beg you for it because they're like, oh, but I was taking my mum to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Oh, can I? And it's like there's nothing. They gave me this script to follow and be like, I hear you, but the terms and conditions that you're available on our website do specify. And I'm just like, that was such a shit job to do on day one of work experience. Hi, Lucy.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Yeah, it's Mitch from Sunrise. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Just letting good. How are you? Just letting you know that you haven't won anything. And you know what we had for you, Lee? Is it just me? You can follow the show online.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Just search Couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. I'm trying to think, has anything like that happened to you or I'm racking my brain? Because we work on a morning radio show. It's not that different. I know I'm the cash mascot for Kiss, the cash cock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:31 It's just a piss take of the cash cow. Obviously. And I have a thousand bucks on me and I run through the streets of Sydney. And if you catch me or tackle me, it used to be if you tap the cock, you win a thousand bucks. Now, it's if you behead the cock, you get a thousand bucks. So I was running through a park one day, and Kyle and Jackie O were like, all right, the cock is loose, get the cock. So I'm clucking down the street, running down a hill,
Starting point is 00:21:54 and I'm on the side of the Hume Highway, and people are listening in their cars live. Some tradie in his ute hears that the cash cock is in the park next to him. So he just goes in his Hilux, Oh, there's the cock down there. I'm like, ah! Drives off the highway, boom, boom, into the park and chases me. I can't imagine wanting $1,000 so badly that I would drive off the highway into a park.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yes. And, like, nearly run some absolute buffoon in a cock suit over with my vehicle. Imagine him telling the boys at the pub that night, yeah, lads, big day today, free grand. What did you do, Jeremy? Chased down a giant cock. Jeremy, bro! You've gotten some serious injuries from being the kiss mascot.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah, I was being chased through Blacktown, the suburb in the west of Sydney, and I stood on the leg of a champagne flute. So a champagne flute, the sort of bulb was off and it was just this dam that went straight through my foot. Who leaves a stem of a champagne glass just sitting upright in a park? They're like, oh, it's broken. Oh, well, I'll just leave it there.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yeah, I know. And it was in a primary school too because I was running on the footpath. This herd of children came for me. So I jumped the fence and it went straight through the rubber. Do you think people would chase you with the same urgency if you had an IGA hamper to give away? Imagine that. If you're too rough on me, I go, Jeremy, Jeremy.
Starting point is 00:23:20 You were a bit rough with the cock. You didn't win the money. But here is an IGA gift card. Here's six apples and a nectarine. Fucking hell. Well, look, it is our breakfast TV themed edition of Is It Just Me? Because Jenna and I are fanatics. If we did a show of everything Jenna and I were obsessed with,
Starting point is 00:23:36 oh, I'm hoping we're going to get McLeod's Daughters theme show across the line. We better. Yeah, for sure. In six shows time, stand by, we're having a show dedicated to Shetland ponies. And then a month later we'll do a Wicked themed show. Yeah, for sure. In six shows' time, stand by. We're having a show dedicated to Shetland ponies. And then a month later, we'll do a Wicked-themed show. Yes, please.
Starting point is 00:23:49 That'd be great. See, my interests abroad, I'd do a food-based show. We could try different foods or we could do like a fun television show one, like what TV shows we like. That's morning. Morning shows. Oh, as if. Well, look, you were the one earlier talking about the new Apple Plus TV show,
Starting point is 00:24:06 Morning Wars. Yes. And I think that has really generated a lot of interest about what goes on behind the scenes of breakfast TV shows. Yeah. And certainly in Australia now is a really interesting time with all the chopping and changing and changing of hosts over at the Today Show. And there's a lot of staunch competition between them and Sunrise. show and there's a lot of staunch competition between them and Sunrise. So we thought we'd get a Sunrise producer on, a friend of ours, Blake, who can confirm or deny how accurate that Apple TV show is about what it's like to work behind the scenes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:33 And also just talk about what his experience is like at Sunrise because I'm so curious. So he's on the way. Is he in the green room? Where is he? We don't have a green room. We're not a radio show. Is he in the closet? No, he's here.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Where is he? He's just out there. Did you let him in? Yeah. Jenna, go get him. Jenna, get out. So you could have kept him company if I left you out there on the other side of the glass. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Go get him, Jenna. Bloody hell. Why is she cantering? Shut up. She looks like a Pokemon. She'll be asking for a Startle Club theme show soon. I know, she will. It's not going to happen.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Here he is. It's here. Hi. Thanks for letting me in. That's right. We're so sorry.
Starting point is 00:25:19 God, she's horrendous. She's deeply incompetent. Take a seat there. I'm sorry. It was a mistake. It's all right. Sit down, please. Do I need to put these on?
Starting point is 00:25:25 Yeah, put the headphones on. Did you get any headphones? Try to plug it in. Yeah, plug it in and then put them over seat there. I'm sorry. Sit down, please. Do I need to put these on? Did you get any headphones? Do I plug it in? Yeah, plug it in and then put them over your ears. There we go. I understand the concept of headphones. We are so slick. That's what I love about this show. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:25:35 My gosh. I was saying earlier that I was nervous about mispronouncing your last name. Can you tell me exactly what it is? Can you tell me how you think you pronounce it? I was just going to say Nadillo. And I was going to say Nadillo. It's Nadillo. But what's very interesting? I was just going to say Nadillo. And I was going to say Nadillo. It's Nadillo, but what's very interesting is that my dad pronounces it Nadillo, because he
Starting point is 00:25:49 thinks that that's how people will remember how to spell it, because if you say Nadillo, people think it's a double L. Yeah, it is actually. But it's one L. Oh. So he tells people over the phone, he's like, yeah, Nadillo. My dad does the same. I'm Mitch Chury, and everyone calls the family the Churies, but he calls us Shuries, like it's a shoe.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I hate that. When you ask someone, oh, is it pronounced this way or that way, and they go, either's fine. No, I need to know. No, I know. So anyway, Blake Nadillo is your name. You're a senior producer at Sunrise, correct? Correct.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Were you a breakfast TV fanatic before you got the job? Obsessed. So I actually, I'm from Perth, and what you need to know about perth to give you context is that channel seven particularly sunrise is the key that nobody watches any other channel it is wa he's obsessed with seven and as was my family and my sister is seven years younger than me and i would pretend to be david kosh oh my god she had to be whatever guest i decided that she was going to be that day so i knew from like when i was eight years old that i had to be whatever guest I decided that she was going to be that day. So I knew from like when I was eight years old that I had to work at Sunrise.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I had to find a way there. Have you told Koshi that? Yeah, I have. What's he said? I actually think I said it in my interview. And it got me the job. Koshi, nothing fazes him. He gets it all the time.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Yeah. So he's a smart guy. Nothing will get past him. Got it. He also runs a separate business. Koshi's Small Business Builder. I think I've seen a book. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:07 That's another show. Anyway, it's just... Yeah, The Barefoot Investor, The Barehead Investor. Oh, no, you can't mention The Barefoot Investor. I actually said to him, and I said, do you think I should get The Barefoot Investor book? Because everyone's talking about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 The daggers I got. Okay. Literally the daggers. He, I mean, he's his direct competition. Koshi has his own book. I never thought about that. Do we have to cut that out? You don't have to cut it out.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Oh, I think so. We can't talk about that. No, I mean like to him. Oh, I feel like we're walking on eggshells. If you talk to him, see him in the street, just don't mention the Barefoot Investor. I'm not going to mention the Barefoot Investor. So has the job ruined it for you? Like you're still a Breakfast TV fan now or is working in it kind of spoiled the magic of it?
Starting point is 00:27:48 I think in order to have longevity in a job like this, you have to love it still. Like you can't get up, you can't go to work at 3.30 every morning and not like it. So yes, it has ruined it for me because it's not as glamorous. It's not as interesting because I do it every day. But I still love it. Yeah, okay. Well, there you go. You're officially outnumbered, Mitch. There's three of us against one.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Breakfast TV fanatics. You don't like breakfast TV. No, I do. I'm just never up. My show airs at midnight. It finishes at midnight. So I'm asleep. I wake up at 11.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Excuses. Excuses. I couldn't. Jenna and I were like tragics as we were growing up for breakfast TV. So we're nerding out hard right now. But you guys are from New South Wales, right? Yes. So who did you do?
Starting point is 00:28:29 Did you wake up with Today? Yes, I did. Yeah, okay. Wow, that's why you kept me out there for so long. Maybe. Jenna's got a Carl Stefanovic tattoo on her lower back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of the Today show, obviously Sunrise and Today
Starting point is 00:28:44 have been in staunch competition for as long as they've both been around. But recently Sunrise haven't had as much of a hard task on their hand because obviously the Today Show got rid of Carl and their ratings have not been favoured after that. And now they've just announced that they're bringing back Carl Stefanovic. So I just need to know. I want to be a fly on the wall in the Sunrise office.
Starting point is 00:29:08 First, when he was fired and it was announced that Deb Knight was stepping in alongside Georgie Gardner. You love Deb Knight, don't you, Jenna? Oh, I do. I'm a sucker for Deb. How do you feel about Deb? I think Deb's a great, I think she's a great newsreader. I agree.
Starting point is 00:29:23 She's a brilliant newsreader. And so is Georgie Gardner. Yeah. Maybe they, obviously they weren't as successful. Because in breakfast TV, you have to offer up part of yourself, a lot of yourself. And maybe she didn't suit that as much as she does. She's a great 6pm newsreader, though. I agree with you there.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I remember when Georgie and Deb came into Kiss to be interviewed by Kyle and Jackie O. And they're like, yeah, we're really looking forward to, you know, finding our banter. And I was like, oh, if you don't have it already, then that's not great. And we weren't sure. I remember when Deb and Georgie were announced, the first show they had together, obviously the ratings come out the next day. So the next time we
Starting point is 00:29:57 all rushed to the email to check what the ratings were, because we didn't know. People might love two female hosts. So you guys actually didn't know. We had no idea if Australia were going to like it. If they were going to be a threat or not. Or if people were going to tune in just to see what was going to happen. And they didn't. What happened?
Starting point is 00:30:11 I actually don't know. How did they rate on their first day? Terribly. Well, not terribly. You think on your first day people would at least tune in just to take a look at it and see what it was going to look like. And they didn't really do that. Oh, no. There was a lot of boycott today when Carl left.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Really? So anyway, what was it like the day that Carl was axed over at Sunrise? Were you guys like popping champagne, being like, shit, yeah? No, no one was popping champagne. Just to clarify, when somebody loses their job in this industry, it sucks for, like, it's not nice. Because you know how hard it is to get to work here, right? So no one felt good about it.
Starting point is 00:30:47 But to give you context. Yeah. So I remember the day Lisa left the show abruptly. Yeah. That was such a big deal. And I remember that day more than I do the Carl day. I remember it because we have a segment on, well, we used to have a segment on Sunrise
Starting point is 00:31:02 where we'd go through every front page of the newspaper. But on every front page of the newspaper, all around the country was Lisa's departure. So we thought, well, let's just not do that today. Let's do page two today. We just did it. We just dropped the segment. And that was a shock because no one was expecting that. But the lead up to Carl leaving, we knew he was going to leave.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Something had to give, right? Because they were rating poorly. They were rating poorly and every day there seemed to be a news story about his personal life. And when a news personality becomes the news, there's an issue. I feel like I see the Sunrise hosts in the press a lot. Is that a problem? Nobody likes reading stories about themselves in the Daily Mail.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Well, no. Well, I mean, I probably would if I had to. I was going to say, I don't love it. Yeah, you, I know you, you definitely would. I'll pick your part. But, um, yes, yeah, it is a problem, of course, because when that becomes more newsworthy than the news you're reading on an autocue,
Starting point is 00:32:02 then, yeah, it is annoying. And it's annoying for them. Like, you know, you already offer up so much of yourself every single morning for three and a half hours. There are some things you want to keep just to yourself. I know. And the amount of fucking drones poor Sam Armitage has had above her pool.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I mean, for Christ's sake, give her a shotgun and let her shoot them down. Every day. Every day, poor Sam. She's like, another drone in my backyard. Do you want to see her nude? Do you want to see her cooking? Do you want to see her cooking? What do you want to see this poor woman doing?
Starting point is 00:32:27 I know. She'd be a good aim too. She wouldn't miss the drone. Oh, yeah, I know. She's a good country girl. She strikes me as someone who's very good at archery. Give her a bow and arrow, she'll get rid of that thing. On Sam Armitage, I remember, because my mum is a fanatic.
Starting point is 00:32:41 My mum's like, the three of you disgusting fools. And she is diehard. This is the one episode of this podcast she'll actually listen to. What's her name again? Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Can she invite me over for a tea or something? Or a baguette?
Starting point is 00:32:55 Is she French or is that your dad? No, it's dad. No, mum will invite you over for a rosé, trust me. But a shardy. The day Sam Armitage was announced, she was so ecstatic. She was like, I've been watching her, I've been watching her, and she was doing this and she was doing that, and she was sad to see Mel Doyle go.
Starting point is 00:33:09 She'll be great on Sunday night, she said. Well, that's so well for me. Let's be real. But what's it like to work with Sam? Because she's a bit of a pro, right? She is a total pro. So I was, as I said, a huge fanatic of Breakfast TV. So imagine my first day walking in and seeing these people who I have literally been watching forever and in a way kind of idolized.
Starting point is 00:33:33 But Sam is my favorite. Like, I think she, I don't mean it as like, I don't, I just love working with her because we have the same, she has a really wicked sense of humor. She'll tell you when something's shit um in a non-offensive way uh and she just she just keeps you on a sheet i really like working with her i get along with her very well one thing i liked about sam was because i they did a live cross to me in bogengate my hometown when i had a video go viral and she invited me on air to come in for work experience. I bloody held them to it, of course. And when I went in all these months later, she actually goes, oh, Mitchell Coons from Bogengate, how are you?
Starting point is 00:34:11 And so I was like, the amount of people you probably do live crosses to on a daily basis, let alone like within that space of a few months. I did not expect her to remember me at all, but she knew my name, knew where I was from. She was probably studying or something the night before. But yeah, I was like, oh, that's so nice. Yeah the night before. But yeah, I was like, that's so nice. Yeah, exactly. Someone's in her ear being like, that's Mitchell. So does that happen?
Starting point is 00:34:29 Do you give her? That's hilarious. Imagine that. Are you in her ear? Absolutely. You have to be. You have to be. Get fucked.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I did not know that. Sometimes you get so used to them and you see them go to say something and you can see them going, oh, fuck, I forgot that person's name or what I'm talking about. And you just have to be like, oh, you know, it's Julie. She's got cancer. I don't think I could do that. I'm going to try and speak to you, Blake. Mitch, you just whisper stage directions in my ear.
Starting point is 00:34:55 I'll see if I can keep the sentence going. Because I reckon I couldn't do two things at once. Yeah, cool, go. Okay, so coming back to the whole Georgie and Deb Knight thing, obviously it would have been interesting going into that with a new duo. Do the salary on Carl and then ask about the car. I can't do it. Did he have a car park?
Starting point is 00:35:11 So obviously the double female presenter thing, that went really well for the Today Show in the US. Don't say female, say women. We prefer women. Why do you think it worked for the Today Show in the US with two females and not in Australia? Breaking impeachment news, Donald Trump has been killed. Because the women in the US had... So Savannah and Hoda came off the back of the Matt Lauer saga. This is great.
Starting point is 00:35:31 And people were sick of men. They were pissed off. They were angry and they thought, yes, girl power. And Hoda was already part of that team. And Savannah and Hoda are actually best friends in real life. Yes, I love these two because I love... I didn't get to say this because you two just attacked me with a tsunami of morning show.
Starting point is 00:35:48 I love late-night programming in the US. So I love Saturday Night Live. So I then have Hoda. They do impressions of Hoda. Kathie Lee Gifford. Oh, drinking wine. That would be the best show to produce. They just pour them a glass of wine and let them go.
Starting point is 00:36:02 By the way, we're talking about the US version of the Today Show. The fourth hour of the Today Show. Is it 11am? 11, yes. And they drink white wine. Yes, they've got two chicks that are drinking white wine. It's a whole vibe. I wish people drank on morning TV here.
Starting point is 00:36:15 But one of those two girls is now doing the actual main Today Show as well. I thought that she was besties with the 11 o'clock girl. Same. And now you're telling me she's besties. She is. Her and Kathie Lee Gifford are very close friends. You can't have two best friends with the 11 o'clock girl. Same. And now you're telling me she's besties. She is. Her and Kathie Lee Gifford are very close friends. You can't have two best friends. Yes, you can. You absolutely can. Me and you and Jenna
Starting point is 00:36:29 and I were all best friends, yeah? But I don't go off and do a show separately with Jenna. True, actually. But Kathie Lee Gifford's gone now. Is she? Yes. Now it's Jenna Bush Hager, former first daughter. It actually is a Jenna. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Let's cross to the show now. She's like, breaking news.
Starting point is 00:36:45 In a little bruise herself. That sounds sort of like our sister show. So I get in every morning and I always scroll through to see what they've done. Hoda's a professional. I love Hoda. Yeah. So you're copying the Today Show US to your own admission? We don't copy. You just have inspiration.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Yeah, of course. Of course. You've got to. So a lot of people compare Sunrise and the Today Show here, obviously. Yeah. The two Aussie breakfast shows. What would you say the differences are between Sunrise and the Today Show here, obviously. Yeah. The two Aussie breakfast shows. What would you say the differences are between Sunrise and the Today Show? I guess the difference is the personalities on air.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And that's what makes or breaks a TV show. So the success of any breakfast TV show hinges on if people at home think that the people they're watching get along and are friends in real life. Oh, gosh. And I think people- Imagine if I wasn't allowed to insult you, Mitch. I know, right? We'd lose all our four listeners. Well, sorry, you can insult.
Starting point is 00:37:34 That's fine. It's just as long as, you know, like, Koshi and Sam have a great- they come from completely different backgrounds. Deb and Georgie just look- first of all, they look the same, and they're also, you know, know middle aged white women from Mossman like privileged yeah you know so I think that was unrelatable for people and I think
Starting point is 00:37:50 the personalities on air the dynamic on air is what makes or breaks the show the producers we could interchange we could write the writing styles the same what you know the stories are the same it's the on air talent that make or break it. Right so now that they've announced that Carl Stefanovic is coming back to the Today Show because ratings weren't great without him, again, what's the vibe in the Sunrise office on that?
Starting point is 00:38:13 Is it like, oh, game on. They're going to be more close in competition. Well, we never got complacent. We never just, I mean, Sunrise has won the ratings for 15 years. We haven't ever got complacent. Obviously, this year the margin was much bigger than it had been before. But, yeah, we never got complacent. And people talk and we knew that this was coming.
Starting point is 00:38:36 And I think they had to bring him back. I think, what other option did they have? I didn't think that he would do it because he said so openly that he didn't. He was, like, happy to not be there anymore. It's less money, though, I heard. A lot less. Well, I think that's, I don't know that he would do it because he said so openly that he was happy to not be there anymore. It's less money, though, I heard. A lot less. Well, I don't know if that's true. I think that's a really great way of winning back the viewers, saying, well, look, it was my mea culpa, whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I'm coming back. I'm taking less money. I'm doing it for the people. And I think if the Today Show says to their audience, we made a mistake. We listened to you. We heard you. We're bringing him back. It's like a Sonic the Hedgehog thing.
Starting point is 00:39:05 It's like the trailer dropped. It was terrible. Yes. And everyone's like, okay, well, We listened to you. We heard you. We're bringing him back. It's like a Sonic the Hedgehog thing. It's like the trailer dropped. It was terrible. Yes. And everyone's like, okay, well, they listened to us. So we'll watch it. And I think the audience will respect that. So yeah, of course we're worried because we always are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:14 But he was axed in the first place for a reason. Yeah. So maybe people just remember that. Yeah. I don't know. Probably. So he's being paired with Alison Langdon. Yeah. Who is a 60 Minutes reporter.
Starting point is 00:39:30 And I haven't seen heaps of personality from her. I'm not doubting her. But what do you think she's going to be like as Carl's new co-host? I think she's a good balance. Because Carl has enough personality for everybody. True. Yeah. So she's a great... And she's also a great journalist.
Starting point is 00:39:41 She was hosting Weekend Today and did really well with David Campbell. I think she still is. Well, she is. Yeah. Yeah, until. Exactly. Gotcha. So I think it's a great choice.
Starting point is 00:39:52 I think she's a really good balance. And I don't know her personally, but I know people who work with her and I've heard amazing things. Apparently she's very lovely. How do you feel about Alison Langdon Jenner? Because you were devastated when Georgie Gardner left Today Show. I was, but I am a fan of Alison Langdon, I must admit. Yes, she's been doing great bushfire coverage lately. She has actually.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yes, look forward to seeing her. Why were you sad when Georgie Gardner left? You know, I grew up with Georgie. Georgie's Jenner's auntie So, yeah, that makes sense. Yes. When Georgie Gardner was first brought in to replace Lisa alongside Carl, I was like, see, I liked Georgie as a newsreader. Not sure how this is going to go.
Starting point is 00:40:34 But Jenna was absolutely beside herself. She goes, I love Georgie. I was very happy. But I wasn't too sure about the dynamic between Deb and Georgie. No, they're too new. Or Georgie and Carl. That didn't work either, did it? I actually enjoyed the fact that they could quite clearly not stand each other.
Starting point is 00:40:52 That's what I loved. I loved that they had to stand each other. There's kind of like sexual tension. There's some sexual tension there. I thought so. There was a bit. Carl with anyone. But he makes it all pop, like, Christ.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Yeah, he's kind of like, I get this sex appeal of Carl. I totally get it. Yeah, people like that. I want to know, so obviously talent's very important, right? Is it true they're paid through the roof? Like, are they just like, surely you can't give us numbers and you probably don't even know. But it would be public knowledge what Koshi and Sam are on, right?
Starting point is 00:41:16 I don't know what they earn. I have an idea, but I don't actually know, nor would I ever ask them. No, of course. In the ear? In the ear thing? How much you on, Sam? I'm talking to a bushfire survivor.
Starting point is 00:41:30 How much you on? Tell me. Do you want a copy? Your shout, obviously. No, I do make jokes about how much money they have all the time. I do. So today, actually today, Koshi said, I was talking about how once I was burgled. And he said, I've never been burgled. And I was like, well, you know, when you have 24-hour security, it's easy once I was burgled. And he said, I've never been burgled.
Starting point is 00:41:45 And I was like, well, you know, when you have 24-hour security, it's easy not to get burgled. Obviously, and we've been to, he had a Christmas party at his house. You were going to say mansion, weren't you? Yeah. At his estate. But, yeah, of course they earn a lot of money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Because they have, the same as Carl and Jackie O earn, the same as any, when you're. Kiss nights, yeah. I'm sure you earn a lot of money. Yeah. Because they have to. The same as Carl and Jackie O earn. The same as any. Kiss nights, yeah. I'm sure you earn a lot of money. My idiot person's telling me to shut up. But they have to. They get paid what they're worth. Yeah, agreed.
Starting point is 00:42:18 And that's all I'll say about that. Yeah, good, good. You used to work really closely with Edwina Bartholomew, right? She's on maternity leave now. Yeah, because I produced the entertainment in the mornings. And that was what she did, right? Uh-huh. She's fun.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I like her. She is really great. I love her dearly. She seems like a lot of fun. She seems like someone who would go off script. How much of it is scripted versus unscripted on that show? It's all scripted. It has to be scripted. Right much of it is scripted versus unscripted on that show? I think it's all, well, it's all scripted. It has to be scripted. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Because it's the news. You can't ad-lib the news, right? Oh, but for some reason, I just, maybe in her delivery, I just felt like Edwina was just telling it in her words. Like, she wasn't actually saying it to a script. Well, I'm going to take that as a compliment because I think after working with her for so long, I got used to her tone.
Starting point is 00:43:01 You write how she thinks. Yeah. Well done. Yeah. And she doesn't really, she's stuck to the script. Gotcha. As she should because it's so well written. You're going to link everything back to you being talented.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Yeah. I talk in their ear. I write their scripts. I fucking dress them. Well, I do give advice on the outfits. Has Koshy ever walked out in a mauve tie and you've got David Kosh, polish your head and put a different color tie on no have you ever offended any of them by giving feedback on their outfit um i have like i've i'm
Starting point is 00:43:32 very you know i'm very big on facial expressions and i think it says a lot when sam will walk into the control i mean i'll just look like this she's like what what and and i think i upset her sometimes with that but i mean just you give her a glance and she notices. I just do the up and down. Oh, my God. Yeah. What was the original question? I said how much of it is scripted versus unscripted.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Oh, okay. Because she seems really casual and like she's not reading the script. Eddie was first a producer before she was on air talent. Yeah. She did my exact job. Didn't she win a competition or something to get that job? She was an intern. Yeah, something like that. job. Didn't she win a competition or something to get that job? She was an intern. Yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 00:44:05 How did she get on air? She, I guess, right place, right time, I guess. I don't know. She was a producer and then they needed, and then she went away, did some radio, and then she came back as a reporter and then was the weather girl for a very long time. So she is a producer before she was on Air Talent.
Starting point is 00:44:21 So she's the only one of them who will write their own packages and write their own scripts because she can't. How does it work being a designated producer for a particular presenter? Do they come to you being like, hey, I think we should cover this story, write it up, or do you just write it and say this is what you're covering and they go, all right, I'm not particularly invested in it, but I'll just read what you tell me to? Yeah, the latter.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Really? Yeah. I think with Eddie, I will always send her like,, but I'll just read what you tell me to. Yeah, the latter. Really? Yeah. I think with Eddie, I will always send her, like, this is what we're going to do today. And then she'll be like, great. And then if she sees something, she'll send it to me and say, let's include this as well. And she's the one who has to read it out loud,
Starting point is 00:44:58 so I just trust her, you know, what she wants to do. But, no, they generally trust us because we get there before them. We're across it more than they can be across it. Yeah, right. Yeah. God, I feel like I couldn't do that because unless I'm like actually invested in an idea or a story or something,
Starting point is 00:45:14 I feel like I wouldn't be able to do it. See, that sounds like bliss for me. Sometimes I come in and I literally self-produce everything. I'm like, I wish it was just given to me and I could just do it. I think it'd be fun. Yeah, well, and it's too much
Starting point is 00:45:25 work it's too much work they it's so much energy to be on there for three and a half hours every day you can't also produce the show yeah yeah you're telling me i know that's the beauty of the way we start the show mitch doing our is it just me's is that like it's not because we don't know what the other's gonna be yeah you probably love that but i get so nervous right before you do yours because i'm like what if i have nothing to say on what he's talking about really because i'm not planned yeah i would hate doing what you do with eddie and like giving her the stuff and just her just reading it without having much say over it i would be like no i want to be involved in the process yeah i think it's always funny when the host wrote to edwina or something and said, Edwina's
Starting point is 00:46:06 been following this story, Eddie. It's like, no, she hasn't. I did. And I wrote it for her. But anyway. I want to know, you've been watching Morning Wars? Of course. We were talking about it at the start of the show.
Starting point is 00:46:17 That was my idjim asking if you're obsessed. We all are. Jenna hasn't watched it yet. Please, no spoilers. But quite clearly. It makes no sense that you haven't watched it. Yeah. Come on, Jenna.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I don't have time. Okay. I'll watch it this morning. sense that you haven't watched it. Yeah, come on, Jenna. I don't have time, okay? I'll watch it this morning. It's $8.99 a month, Jenna. We pay a $9.99 a month, so she'll have some change left over. Jenna, you have to watch it. I am going to. You can get the Apple Plus bloody seven-day thing and cancel it after seven days.
Starting point is 00:46:39 You'll be right. You'll love it. Or buy a new iPhone to get it for free. That's what I did. That's what Coombs did. That sounds like a way more expensive option. I know, but you also get a new phone how true to life is that show because if you haven't seen it it's we spoke about it you don't need to recap it um but how how true to life is it is it legit it is scarily accurate um there are moments in it where i think did they bug our
Starting point is 00:47:02 office like it's just so bizarre see that show makes working in breakfast TV look so intense and political even. It is. It just looks like such a mind game. There is nowhere else in the world like a breakfast TV control room. The words that get said, the things people say. Yes, I remember from when I did work experience at Sunrise. I was like, thank God there's no mics in here. Yes, that's where the real show is.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah. It's behind the scenes. A lot of fun. That's cool. And which is why Morning Wars is so great because it shows you what goes on behind the scenes and it's very true to life. Is everyone, now I don't want specifics and not even talent,
Starting point is 00:47:38 I'm just asking about the team. Is everyone sleeping with each other? Because I think it just happens in an office space. People work together, they learn about each other. It's intimate. Like you're in high stress moments. You're in really, you know, there's a lot of levity. Like are people sleeping with each other in the office?
Starting point is 00:47:53 There's a lot of young gay men at the Sunrise office. Yeah, of course. That's behind the scenes of any media show really. Exactly right. Yeah. I don't know. I've never slept with anyone at sunrise that's not what i was asking but thank you that'll be the hell but yeah but of course like
Starting point is 00:48:10 they're also remember we're in the channel 7 building and there's there's news producers downstairs and there's other shows they get so you know the the channel 7 christmas party absolutely people are going for really oh of course i'm sure it's the same here right here i mean david caution his pajamas i wouldn't say no dive'm sure it's the same here, right? Yeah, I mean, David Kosher in his pyjamas. I wouldn't say no. Dive right in. There's the barefoot investor. Yeah. So what exactly... Sorry, I will cut the barefoot investor reference.
Starting point is 00:48:31 I'm not cutting it. You're right. You have great facial expressions because I just felt like I was about to be let go. I could see the severance package coming out of your pocket. So what exactly about the show Morning Wars were you like, oh my God, that is scarily accurate? Like what details? about the show Morning Wars were you like oh my god that is scarily accurate like what details um there is a particular moment where um I had been asked at work if I had leaked a story about someone who will be on I won't say who yeah there's like five people on Sunrise you can
Starting point is 00:48:59 narrow it down well I did and which I didn't of course I didn't leak the story because actually I don't even know how to like I wouldn't even know how to leak it. I wouldn't even know who. I agree. Do you just tweet them? I've been asked the same here and I agree. I was like, I don't even know how. And I obviously didn't. And then there's a scene in Morning Wars where Jennifer Aniston is walking down.
Starting point is 00:49:18 She's walking the halls of, no spoilers, Jenna. Sorry, you might want to cover your ear. So she's walking down the hallway in the middle of the night. And then the story leaks about how she was doing exactly that And then she talks to her husband and says Oh, like someone leaked a story about me walking the hallways at night time And he says, well, were you? She said, yes, but that's beside the point Someone leaked a story about me
Starting point is 00:49:36 And that conversation has happened countless times in The Sunrise Really? So they're like, who was it? Who was it? And imagine like going to She can come back. Jenna is fine. Yeah, you're back, Jenna.
Starting point is 00:49:47 I didn't expect her to have the heart attack, but when it happened on air, I was like, fuck. Oh, Jenna! You said you were going to get down. When Jenna Aniston dies. Yeah, when she dies on screen, it's awful. We were playing the moment that Jennifer Aniston sang earlier. Oh, what a great voice she has.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Should we get another little snippet? I didn't hate it, but I just thought it was a bit, like, I don't need it, you know what I mean? But, you know, anyway, here it is. Jennifer Aniston singing. Others can desert you, not to worry. Whistle, I'll be there. Not to worry, everyone.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Demons will charm you with a smile for a while Well, that's enough. It sounds like a haunted version of Ring Around a Rosie. It's not as bad as you think. Have a while, deep inside But you didn't expect her to have any sort of singing voice, did you? No, not at all. You're right.
Starting point is 00:50:37 So she's doing all right. You're right, actually. That's never happened at Sunrise. Sam Arwitty just like... No, she's never sung to me. Where's my sandwich? It's not here! Were you working at Sunrise when they, are we just like... No, she's never sung to me. Where's my sandwich? It's not here! Were you working at Sunrise when they did that bloody Sex and the City thing?
Starting point is 00:50:50 I wasn't. That was just before I worked. What is that? What happened? Oh, it was this segment that they did. One of the stars of Sex and the City was on Sunrise. Charlotte. To promote...
Starting point is 00:50:57 Kirsten, whatever her name is. She was talking about some refugee thing that she'd been doing, some work, I don't know. And so they did this table reading where Sam was one of the characters, Nat was one. Some work. I don't know. And so they did this, like, table reading where, like, Sam was one of the characters. Nat was one of the characters. I do remember this. They read the script and they had wigs on. It was meant to just be, like, cringe and, like, a piss take. It's because Sam is a diehard Sex and the City fan.
Starting point is 00:51:16 But the actress from Sex and the City on the show, can't remember her name again. Kirsten Davis? Kirsten Davis. She was just looking out. Like, her eyes went off camera to her team, like, fucking help me. Oh, no. And so it was just the most, it could have been a laugh, but because she wasn't playing ball, it was just cringe. Oh, so you weren't there.
Starting point is 00:51:33 That wasn't your stuff up. Although it's no one's stuff up. But I've had plenty of stuff up since I've been there. Really? And I just feel like, you know, we all get up every morning, we try and do the right thing. Yes. And sometimes it's a hit and sometimes it's a miss. They're part of the job in media, what have your stuff ups been um there's one input a really big one that i
Starting point is 00:51:52 i can't i don't want to take any responsibility for that publicly okay um but there was this you know a couple big ones controversy you tweeted off eddie's phone No Oh sorry I'm thinking of Joking No No But yeah So there have been Many many moments
Starting point is 00:52:12 Where I've made Some errors And you know That's just part of the job Yeah I agree It comes hand in hand It's funny because When these big controversies happen
Starting point is 00:52:20 They don't feel like errors At the time You don't expect The fallout to be As big as it ends up being No Can I just say It's hard being Like I'm not comparing myself controversies happen they don't feel like errors at the time you don't expect the fallout to be as big as it ends up being no and can i just say it's hard being like i'm not comparing myself at all and even as i started saying this i'm like i'm gonna sound like a fucker but when you're on air and like you're expected to be pushing out a product and you're talking as much as you are
Starting point is 00:52:36 and trying to be as entertaining sometimes you just say what comes into your head because you have to feel and you have to you just go with what is happening and it's hard like i've delivered things wrong that people have paid a hundred thousand dollars for and it's like it just happens so you don't do it intentionally you don't wake up and go i'm gonna do these and there are some things that offend that don't offend you that offend other people and you just can't be across everyone's you know offensive meter yeah like there was there was one day in particular where protesters had gathered outside work and they were banging on the door. And we were like, this is terrible.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Like, it's actually terrifying. I had no idea that a decision that was made at 3.30 in the morning was going to upset this many people. But it's also a reminder of the reach you have, right? And the great responsibility that comes with that. People trust you to deliver them the news. And sometimes, unfortunately, you get it wrong. You know, there was actually a lot of things that i had to crop out i don't know whether you were nervous mitch or what but i think it was the first and second show there were these like there was do you remember jenna how he said like five offensive things in one show that i had to cut out
Starting point is 00:53:38 yeah it was bad and like you're saying now oh you just have to fill the space you just say whatever comes to mind and i was like your mind's fucked. He said some really fucked things. What do you mean? I'm not going to repeat them. No. So, yes, I've had to. It's something about this room, is it? They just set you up.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Yeah, or the chair. Yeah. It just can't be out there. Well, way to bring the mood down. I'm just going to go to something to really chill. I need to relax. She knows her words, everyone. Okay, I'm back now. She sounds good words, everyone. Okay, I'm back.
Starting point is 00:54:07 She sounds good when she's singing with the other guy. When it's solo, it's a bit... She knows the words. Give her a fucking break. Of course she does. Wait till you see the show. It'll make sense in context. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Well, that's straight after she gets shot. Straight after she gets shot. She sings from the grave. She becomes like a ghost. Straight after she gets shot. she sings. She sings from the grave. She becomes like a ghost. Straight after she gets shot. Who did this? Terrible. Did you ever work with Mel Doyle or only in the Sam days?
Starting point is 00:54:31 I've only come into Sunrise since Sam Armitage's reign. Okay. Fair enough. Question. Who would take their jobs if they were to leave tomorrow? Like, who's in the wings waiting? Oh, everyone's in the wings waiting. Is that how it works? Everyone's like, I want it, I want it, I want it. Like, who's in the wings waiting? Oh, everyone's in the wings waiting. Is that how it works?
Starting point is 00:54:45 Everyone's like, I want it, I want it, I want it. Well, of course you want it. It's the best job in television. There isn't a better job than that. I remember one day, Koshi got stuck in the lift at work for literally, like, 45 minutes. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:54:58 And he came out and he was like, you know, he mentioned, he reeled off a list of names of like, did this person call up? Did this person call up? this person call up because you know everyone's waiting for and koshi's not getting any younger like you know eventually someone's gonna have to take his job i don't know who would be i don't think anyone can fill his shoes well he's actually scaled back to only four days a week right yeah so it's nat and sam on a friday is that right it depends on the day that he he chooses the day oh so he just goes i'm gonna normally it's normally a friday okay what was was there any reaction there with the audience
Starting point is 00:55:28 just noticing koshi was away one day a week nobody well no one announced it yeah that's what i noticed it just started happening this is news to me i didn't know so it's working very well ellen does that now too she only does four days a week you're kidding yeah i have noticed a guest host on a friday i just thought she had bronchitis or something. No. Every Friday for seven weeks. Well, yeah. They might, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:51 All that dancing. Everyone's doing it. But he, um. Everyone's doing it. Anyway, yeah. What actually happens on Sunrise if one of the presenters is suddenly away? Because obviously if they've given notice, it's fine. You get a feeling or whatever.
Starting point is 00:56:02 But surely they'd give you plenty of notice, right? A good example is maybe four, only four weeks ago, Sam called in sick at about 3 a.m. in the morning. Okay. And I got to work and had found out that she was sick and the producer who gets it earlier, he said to me, can you start calling people? So I just had to call.
Starting point is 00:56:25 So we knew that Nat would move up the desk and she'd do Sam's role. And then we needed to find a newsreader. And I was calling literally everybody. See, I would have thought it'd be the other way around. Like there'd be a bunch of newsreaders being like, now it's my turn, now it's my turn. Yeah, but they're all asleep.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Is it hard to convince someone to come in or are they like... You feel terrible calling someone at 3.30 in the morning and say, hey, do you mind running in? And who is it? Was there anyone that didn't answer that you called? I called Edwina a lot, but she was still asleep and she wouldn't have made it in time. Had she already gone on maternity leave?
Starting point is 00:56:56 No, no, no. She was towards the end of her pregnancy. Well, she's still pregnant. But just before she left, started um coming in a little bit later because right i know she was pregnant i don't know what that's like um and there so i ended up calling angela cox you know her yeah she was away on the gold coast um beach and angie ended up coming in filling in yeah yeah she is like the most beautiful person in real life i have ever seen
Starting point is 00:57:25 She's amazing There you go, that's so interesting What do you think of, who are the two, Julia Gillies? Kylie Gillies Julia Gillard I'm thinking of Kylie Gillies and the short one Larry Emder You were not researching
Starting point is 00:57:38 They're on No, right? No They're the show after I love them, I think they're great Do you? Yep, they're my favourite two on television. Clearly you've not connected with them. You don't know their names or station.
Starting point is 00:57:49 We're on the cloud. You just blaspheme me. Anyway, I love those two and I would watch them day in, day out. Wow. They are very funny. They have great chemistry together. Great chemistry. He's funny.
Starting point is 00:57:58 She's funny. Very nice. Got a sponsorship with BMW. She's just so good. Oh, yeah. She does. And also, Larry's daughter works in the graphics team at Channel 7, and she is stunning as well.
Starting point is 00:58:11 His son is gorgeous, too. Oh, he's so hot, his son. What does he do? He's a model, I think. You might see him on the side of a bus for like a paddle pop ad or some shit. Really? Yeah. You just look at it.
Starting point is 00:58:20 It's one of those faces that you go, I bloody know you, and then you realise, oh, it's Larry and his son. I think their show is phenomenal. Really? I really like it. How's one of those faces that you go, I bloody know you. And then you realise, oh, it's Larry Anderson. I think their show is phenomenal. Really? I really like it. How good is Studio 10, though? I'm obsessed with it. Well, look.
Starting point is 00:58:32 What was that? What are they like on Studio 10? What's it like to work for them? Well, I've only just filmed packages for them on the road. So you've not actually met? Oh, no, I've met them all. Oh, you have? I've met them all.
Starting point is 00:58:42 But I can't really comment on what the office is like because I don't work in the office with them. Yeah. I just had to chime in there with waving the Studio 10 banner when you were all squirting over the morning show. I also just feel like, in what you mentioned before, how talent is so important. And it's like, welcome to the family.
Starting point is 00:58:58 It's massive in the morning show. It's like, I just kind of feel... There's jammed too many people. So many people. I can't like all of you. And also, I love Denise Drysdale and I love that, but I just think it needs to freshen up. No, that's what I like about it,
Starting point is 00:59:09 that there's not just the two people on there. I like that there's multiple. I like how random it is. Yeah, and it's different every day. Yeah, but that's like, is it trying to be a bit like The View? Yeah. I reckon it's, I see it more like The Project. I like that it's different hosts most nights.
Starting point is 00:59:21 I think The Project's a good point. The Project really nails it. Do you like The Project? No. Why not? I don't get the humour. Like, I don't get... It just doesn't appeal to me.
Starting point is 00:59:32 I think Carrie is really funny and I like her a lot. Wally doesn't really do it for me. Like, I think, like, stop telling me what to believe. Like, I'll make that decision for myself. Sometimes the project seems a little bit too scripted, even the jokes and stuff and the banter. know what it really annoys me about the project is that they have this segment where they poke fun of the media particularly breakfast television they made a joke about um georgie and deb recently and there was a really awkward um moment between
Starting point is 00:59:59 georgie deb and tony jones yeah and they like poked fun of it and I thought that show is mainly recorded pre-recorded at 4pm and it goes for an hour it's easy not to have any awkward moments when that happens yeah so like
Starting point is 01:00:12 you know bit of a cop out yeah I tend to click better with the unscripted and like loose content which is why the project
Starting point is 01:00:20 being so fast paced is kind of like what which is why I tend to edit this show as least as I can yeah unless you say something really fucked yeah and i'm learning i'm learning now you also have comedy writers on that show yeah which is and they which we don't have it's just us right too much well i have a question so i feel like we're at q a i have a question a darning um and i feel like the school kid you know that school kid that did really well
Starting point is 01:00:42 like he could string three words together and and everyone's like, this should be the Prime Minister. Let him do his fucking nap plan. Okay, get on with it. Sorry. Late night programming. I'm obsessed. And I love the late show, the Tonight Show, the late, late show, everything.
Starting point is 01:00:53 I've seen them all. Love it. I think we need it here. But I also think that there's not really a market for it. Well, they tried that, didn't they? It doesn't work. But what with? What do they have?
Starting point is 01:01:02 Well, Rove was that, and then he came back recently, and flopped but that was all wrong they shouldn't have got they shouldn't have had him saturday night was terrible night who's watching tv on a saturday night exactly right like we're bringing family fun back to saturday night i know do you think we could have a monday to friday late night like what rove live was or back in the day because that was successful yeah it was it was um i don't think there's the appetite for it anymore. I really don't think there is. I think Australians like to watch their crappy reality TV in the night time. And I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:34 I just, I don't think, I can't see it working. I don't know why. I just don't, I can't see it working. Yeah, but there's like snackable bits that you get on, like the viral videos that Fallon gets. And like Kimmel, they all get it. But that's the thing. They're snackable. You can just get them that way I know but that's right they're
Starting point is 01:01:46 still being made for tv though right yeah but they probably have that audience in mind now oh this will go well online oh for sure that have to yeah oh yeah the whole show probably doesn't rate as well as Carpool Karaoke does on YouTube yeah yeah that's true good point yeah do you like James Corden love James Corden I just find him like why does he sing all the time because he's Broadway he's a Broadway actor. And he's theatre. He studied. Got a professional background.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I just think let them do the singing. Broadway actors? No, let like bloody Selena Gomez do the singing. You don't need to just like, that's what they do. No, I know what you mean. I like him. Stephen Colbert is my favourite. Very political.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Oh, did you see his New Zealand thing? Jacinta Ardern. I did. It was phenomenal. That's what I mean. We consume it like, this is good. That could work on TV. But those shows have such big budgets,
Starting point is 01:02:30 which they need to get the talent that they get. Like, you know, those funny viral kids, they offer them, like, 10 grand to come. Do they really? Of course they do. And it's exclusivity. They sign a contract so you can't do anyone else. And that's why Ellen and stuff compete with, like,
Starting point is 01:02:43 America's Got Talent and stuff to get those funny people on those viral clips. Are celebs that are booked on your show, and I'm talking late night and stuff like that, are they paid money? No, because they're promoting something. You wouldn't pay anyone to come on this show. No, of course. On any radio show.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Yeah. You don't. There's the commentators and stuff. That's the livelihood. They get paid. But no, not the people who are selling their book or their album or anything. Yeah, you don't. There's the commentators and stuff. That's the livelihood they get paid. But no, not the people who are selling their book or their album or anything. Yeah, got it. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Who's your favourite, and everyone can say, who their favourite Australian media TV personality is? Oh, fuck. I'll go last because I'll forget their names. Bert Newton. What? Bert Newton. Yeah, love him.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Burt's my favourite. And old school. I also like, who's Hey Hey? Daryl Summers. Daryl Summers. Love me some Daryl.
Starting point is 01:03:33 I, as a kid, I remember my uncle said to me, he's like, you're the next Graham Kennedy, boy. And I was like, who's Graham Kennedy? I did some research. Passed. But I mean, I'm sure I would have liked him if he was around. He was gay as well. Was he really? Yeah. Out? No. But, I mean, I'm sure I would have liked him if he was around. He was gay as well. Was he really?
Starting point is 01:03:45 Yeah. Out? No. Oh, that's sad. No. Have you not seen the Graham Kennedy teleseries? No, what is it? It's the Graham Kennedy teleseries.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Right, but... It's great. It's like just a TV show about his life. Oh, but he's sleeping with boys. Yeah, he sleeps with... Yeah, anyway. That's beside the point. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:01 He can still be a great television personality and be gay. 100%. Yeah, well, you'd hope so. Well, I hope so. Yeah. Who's the biggest out gay person? You keep thinking, you two will keep talking. Hamish McDonald would be, wouldn't he?
Starting point is 01:04:12 Oh, yeah. He's openly gay. Oh, yeah. Now he's doing Q&A. Oh, yeah. I don't know who else. There's not many. No one on our show that I know of that's out.
Starting point is 01:04:24 No one on this show either. No, Koshy's bi-curious. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. show that I know of. That's out? No one on this show either. No, Koshy's by Curious. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I know. Imagine that. That's hilarious. He wasn't stuck in an elevator.
Starting point is 01:04:32 He was going down somewhere else. Okay, Jenna, you go first because yours is the big one. Why is mine the big one? Well, he's the co-host and, you know, you love TV. Okay, well, fine then. Mine would probably be Carrie Bickmore. Oh, she's a great West Australian. True, true.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Meant to Perth modern. But also because she's an ambassador for brain cancer and all that. Her beanies are brain cancer. And Garnier, so that's really good for her. Oh, no, the amount of times I've wanted to go to Coles and buy some micellar water just because she's told me to. I don't even need it. What do you use it for? What is micellar waterllar water just because she's told me to. I don't even need it. What do you use it for?
Starting point is 01:05:05 What is micellar water? No idea, but she's told me and I want it. All right, go, Coops. That's a good one, Jenna. Denise Drysdale. I don't know. Carrie Anne? No.
Starting point is 01:05:15 I don't think. I could not narrow down one, to be honest. I really like Mel Doyle. I really like Chrissy Swann. I do really like Denise Drysdale. I like Ida Buttrose. I like Ben Fordham. Love Ben Fordham.
Starting point is 01:05:31 I don't think I could have a standout, but those are probably the top tier. And Sarah Harris, obviously. Yeah, put her in there. I do dislike all of the people on Studio 10. What do you think of Sunrise as viewers? What do you think it like? Obviously, you don't consume it, Mitch.
Starting point is 01:05:44 No, but I watch Barbara and... What's his name? Kylie and Larry. I love them. You clearly don't. I do. Did you answer the question of who your favourite Australian presenter is?
Starting point is 01:05:59 No, I didn't. You know who my... I don't know if I can say this in this room, but I love Kate Ritchie. Oh, you can say it. I love't. You know who my, I don't know if I can say this in this room, but I love Kate Ritchie. Oh, you can say it. It's fine. I love her. And I love her because she's the only person who's ever come into my work. And I've been too nervous to say hello to or introduce myself to.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Because I just love her so much. And I have this vision of her as just the nicest, most pleasant lady. And I don't want to ruin, just in case she isn't. See, I was only thinking like the TV presenter path. That opens up a whole new slide now that you've mentioned it. I've changed my decision. Yeah, sorry. I just really like Kate Ritchie.
Starting point is 01:06:34 Oh my god, Jenna, we forgot about Amanda Keller. I know, that's what I was going to say. She seems like such an obvious choice. No, Amanda's in my... Is she lovely? She's the best. Is she? She's exactly like she's on screen. She knows your name and stuff. She's not just like the girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:47 Okay, good. She's also in my top three. I love Amanda. Oh, good. Amanda's my number one. She deserved the gold. She deserved it. She was robbed.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Yeah, she really was. Amanda was robbed. And I say that having in my car that I drove here in, Sam Mac's gold Logie campaign merchandise in my boots. That's funny. But, you know, I was still rooting for Amanda. Yeah, and she's beautiful. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:11 The three of us here, if you were to give us media roles, because we're in radio, but obviously we want to get places, and, like, where would you put us? You're an executive producer. You've got Mitchell Turi, you've got Mitchell Coombs, and you've got Jenna Benson. Where would you place us in the workings of Sunrise or a morning show? Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:28 It can be anywhere. On air. Is that what you're asking me? Yeah, where would you put the three of us based on what you think? You would be the weatherman. Okay, fine with that. I'd be nervous about that because that's a lot of unscripted, impromptu banter.
Starting point is 01:07:41 He could say anything. No, I'm good with it. No, I'm good when I know what to do, but don't give me a credit line to deliver. He also has a full-time producer who guides him in the right direction, so you'll be fine. Yeah, I can do it on my own.
Starting point is 01:07:50 I can do it with a producer. Yeah, yeah. It's actually a great job because he just can rock up at 5.25, gets told where he is, and then just chats to people, which is great. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:00 It's easy. I couldn't do that. That sounds dream goal. That's great. Yeah, I think you'd be great at that uh jenna you are and you strike me as a news lady like i think you need to read you're a serious news lady and i think you are authoritative enough to read me the news i reckon she would secretly love going to danger zones though like oh yeah we'd send you to the bushfires we'd send you to the you know the floods i'll be there in a second yeah generally like i'll pay for the cab don't worry
Starting point is 01:08:30 great great and you'd be really great with you know those sad stories and like oh i'm so sorry this happened to you like that yeah a bit teary yes you'd appeal to that the heartstrings of australia yeah mitch you would definitely 100% be the entertainment reporter, just without question. See, I think I'd struggle with any job in a breakfast TV environment because I find it very difficult to pretend to give a fuck about things that I don't. You just see it in my face if I don't give a fuck
Starting point is 01:08:59 about the story I'm introducing. I'd just be like, well, Kim Kardashian has done something again. She's releasing a new perfume. Didn't know she had any of it. This is her 14th. Yeah, but Eddie did that too. She would be like, oh, here's another Taylor Swift story. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:09:15 It's okay. And I think if you get paid enough money, you can make your face do whatever you want it to. I struggle to contain that bitch every day. He does, yeah. He holds it right back, especially towards me. He would rip me to shreds more times than he does if he could. No, it's like you with the daggers that you give people about their outfits.
Starting point is 01:09:34 It's just written on your face what you're thinking and feeling. I couldn't do that. That's something I've admired about TV presenters in general is that they can seem really engaged about something that they probably five seconds ago had never given a thought about. Yeah. Which is why it's very interesting.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Sorry, that was the wheel of the chair. I thought it was someone revving a fucking motorbike. Gender reveal going on outside. No, it's the chair. Sounds like an albatross. Why are the chairs in this audio-proof studio
Starting point is 01:09:59 so noisy? Yeah, I know. That's really, that's, yeah. Sorry about that. Anyway, that was me. I think we should probably wrap this up. We've been going for a while. Yeah, look, we've been talking a weird. Sorry about that. Anyway, that was me. I think we should probably wrap this up. We've been going for a while. Yeah, look, we've been talking a while.
Starting point is 01:10:08 We could talk all day. Honestly, we could. You've got to go to bed soon. It is after 7pm. My show's on air very soon. I haven't prepped. Oh. I've got to prep.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Do you have a competition? Who's your competition? The Smallsie. Oh. And Nova. Yeah, Nova. But in the nights in Sydney, we're above them. We went up.
Starting point is 01:10:24 We beat them. Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, well in Sydney We're above them We went up, we beat them Really? Yeah, yeah Oh, well done Between 7 to midnight, yeah I thought we were leaving But here you are gloating I was asked the question
Starting point is 01:10:32 Yeah Well, anyway I hope people have enjoyed Nerding out about Breakfast TV As much as us three have It's been fun Where can people find you On Instagram and Twitter?
Starting point is 01:10:42 Oh, at BlakeNads With an S On Instagram And at BlakeNadillo on Twitter. Someone else has BlakeNadillo on Instagram and I follow him and he's much better looking than I am. What a fuckhead. I know, I hate him. He's American. With a Mitch. His name's Mitch.
Starting point is 01:10:57 I just want the original Mitch. I want to be the Mitch on Instagram. Yeah. Someone's got it and I've offered him money. Really? Yeah. $300, then $400 and I offered him a $500 Christmas special And he said no
Starting point is 01:11:05 You know what I think would be fun right now? Is if Mitch You keep talking like you're talking Blake you demonstrate How in your job at Sunrise You get the host to shut the fuck up So pretend this is your little earpiece I'll talk to
Starting point is 01:11:17 Anyway Mitch what were you saying About your Instagram username? Yeah so his name's Mitch And then what happened was I found him And then he passed Quickly to the break So he passed
Starting point is 01:11:24 See I can do it I can do it. I can do it. You still haven't done it. No, you've got a hard rap. And there's more. We're like, guys, we've got to go. Okay, and then he never got back to me, but we'll see next week where we're at.
Starting point is 01:11:36 Let's cross to Sam. Thanks for listening, everyone. Thanks for having me. We'll see you all next time. See you, everyone. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe And leave a review
Starting point is 01:11:47 On your podcast app Okay Welcome to A to D Brief This is our secret segment I don't think we have time for it We've gone really overblown Yeah We nerded too hard
Starting point is 01:12:02 There's no point in this segment No God we are bent for it Isn't this the best part Of the show though? Yeah, we nerded too hard. There's no point in this segment. No. God, we had Ben Ford on. Isn't this the best part of the show, though? Yeah, but we got some juice from you. Oh, okay. Yeah, I enjoyed that. I'm sorry, everyone listening.
Starting point is 01:12:11 If you didn't enjoy that, I'm too selfish. I don't give a fuck if A.D.D. is your favourite spot. We don't have time for it. But surely we can take a couple. I mean, we can definitely take a couple of live tweets. We definitely don't have time for that. That's Sam Armitage. He said, love, dear mum, the show.
Starting point is 01:12:24 So she listened live. And another one. Oh, oh, my God. That's Sam Armatid. She said, oh, dear mom, the show. So she listened live. And that's another one. Oh, oh my God. Eddie's had the baby. Boy or girl? Or gender non-conforming. We have to wait for that. Oh, there we go.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Twins! Is that her vibe? Well, she's very like, you know, material nappy. Like, you know, cloth nappy kind of. She lives in the inner west. You know, what do you expect? For anyone listening for the first time, ADD Brief is our segment
Starting point is 01:12:45 Where it's unscripted And we go rogue And Mitch thinks it's funny To play a Twitter sound effect As though people are live tweeting When it's not possible They don't live tweet They just tweet in the hopes
Starting point is 01:12:53 That they catch us When we're on And they do I'm crossing live to Eddie now Hi Eddie Oh my god That was so I love the sound
Starting point is 01:13:01 Of newborn babies Oh me too I'm gonna cut her off Boring stuff Do you guys get any hate from people? Have you got any trolls yet? Or people saying nasty things about you in your podcast? I got one last night.
Starting point is 01:13:12 I haven't told you this. About the podcast? About me in general. Oh, did you? And it was so promising and then went sour like that. I'll get it up because it's right here. So first of all, the Instagram account, I won't name them, but it's all about a dog.
Starting point is 01:13:26 So I'm like, a dog. Was this to your personal or to the couple of Mitch's? And it started with, so it's just on the Kiss FM page and seen posts from today. Is this Thunderbird Mitch? I didn't reply. Mitch, sister girl, you need to work out I'm replying. Then sent me this selfie.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Oh my gosh. Right? So a tradie. Do you think he's vicarious like Koshy? I don't know. Maybe. And then, ready for this? This really pissed me off.
Starting point is 01:13:49 I didn't reply. This was late at night. You're finishing like 40 minutes. Like, whatever. Hope you get home safe and sound in your Toyota Prius. Sorry, you don't seem like a car guy. You probably don't care, but that's expected from a narcissistic person like you. Wow.
Starting point is 01:14:02 I'm like, we're in paragraphs. Lots of thought into that. Wait, so you have replied to him? Yeah, and I said, this convo started off nicely, took a turn. I got a tweet once from somebody. So I tweeted about the climate, school kids leaving climate. What was that? You know, when they left school.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Yeah, the protest. And I saw a photo of them all in Hyde Park. And I don't protest anything because I don't care enough about anything in the whole world. And I saw a photo of them all in Hyde Park and I retweeted and I said wonder if they'll um clean up after themselves like that's all I said I get it it was a leading thing it was it was loaded I get it anyway I just like stirring the pot and I'm not kidding you when I said so some big climate person retweeted it and said wonder what angle sunrise is going to take on this tomorrow and put my like a headshot of me and like my bio saying what i do and um and i got five to seven
Starting point is 01:14:50 hundred abusive vile tweets and the oh and people said all kinds of awful things about me the only thing that upset me is someone said that i had a receding hairline that again and i don't i actually don't i was admiring your hair before i I definitely do. I've just hummed to get used to it. Jenna, have you ever had any mean tweets? Yes, I have. Oh, really? What happened? At our previous job.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Oh, yeah, I do. Can you say what your previous job was? We used to work at this startup social media company called Amplify. It was based around YouTubers and fangirls. And they used to throw Amplify Live events where they brought Tyler Oakley and stuff to a stage show. And she ran the social media for Amplify. Fangirls are fucking mental.
Starting point is 01:15:33 Yes. What did you do? Amplify had a lot of haters as well. So during one of our live events, this was in Melbourne, I got threatened. What happened? So this is a real life mean tweet. Like, it happened in real life. This was in Melbourne. I got threatened. What happened? So this is a real life mean tweet.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Like it happened in real life. This happened in real life. We're asking about mean tweets. We're not assaulting. It started on Twitter. Just let her finish. It's like a witch hunt. Jenna underscore love. They love you. I remember this. They remember this.
Starting point is 01:16:03 Oh my god. Oh hold on. Oh they've just retweeted your headshot again. I remember this. Hi, Jenna underscore love. They remember this. Oh, my God. Oh, hold on. Oh, they've just retweeted your headshot again. You're going to get a lot of DMs. Okay. Sorry, go, Jenna. So it started on Twitter. Out of nowhere, somebody, let's say a 16-year-old boy. I won't mention him by name, but yes.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Basically. Oh, my God. Are you okay? No, I was joking. He was like, oh, I'm going to come and threaten you with a knife. Yeah, he made all sorts of threats on Twitter. Yeah. He wasn't happy for some reason.
Starting point is 01:16:35 I can't remember. He wasn't happy with Amplify. He wasn't happy with the talent coming to the show. He really wanted his favorite YouTuber to be invited, but they didn't come. I don't know. He was just a clearly quite disturbed child. Right, and then what happened? So the event came and I was like, oh, I'm going to get stabbed properly today.
Starting point is 01:16:51 He was banned from the event, but he somehow snuck in. So the police were called. Shout out to Victoria Police. Great job. Heroes. Great, great heroes. They saved the day and kicked him out. But then he somehow found himself back in the event as well. Oh, great heroes. They saved the day and kicked him out, but then he somehow found himself back in the event as well.
Starting point is 01:17:07 Oh, my God. This is a true crime podcast all of a sudden. It is, I know. He didn't have a knife, but he was looking for me. Oh, my God. Yeah. And, yeah, he got in trouble by police. The police called his parents and he freaked out and sent me this like two page long
Starting point is 01:17:27 um message about how sorry sorry he was and all that yeah yes wow i'm sorry that happened to you thank you that's awful but it's a great story i mean yeah i think you need to work on the delivery but yeah it is a good story yeah jenna that was terrible no there were points there were points where we thought you were about to cry but it it's fine. Yeah, I know you did. Your voice sounded so... I got nervous for you. Just acting. That's Jenna. You ask her how her day was and it's her birthday.
Starting point is 01:17:51 She's like, well, um... Well, um... We had cake at first. And then... Then there were gifts. Jenna, what is going on? Who's that? Guess who?
Starting point is 01:18:10 Who? Mark Holden. He loves you. He said if you were on Idol, he'd give you a touchdown. That's lovely. I miss the touchdown. Me too. So this was meant to be a brief ADD brief.
Starting point is 01:18:21 I'm going to keep it brief. But my Twitter troll story was similar to you. I just gave my two cents on something happening and regretted it later. I'll have time for this. So Ash London, who works at a different radio station, did an interview with which? Oh, see, now I'm about to get in trouble. She did an interview with Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. Arguably the worst member of the group.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Don't say that. They'll come for you. All right, sorry. No one's listening to this. So, Louis... She did the interview solo, but she was introducing the pre-record, about to play it out,
Starting point is 01:18:52 and her co-host wasn't there. He has no idea. He's like some... I think it was Ed Cavill or something. He was just like... He goes, Oh, Louis, which one's he? And Ash goes,
Starting point is 01:19:01 Oh, you know that one that's like kind of got that ratty facial hair, like that seedy one? And someone said, Oh, you know that one that's like kind of got that ratty facial hair, like that seedy one. And someone said, oh, the least successful one. And like, they just made a joke.
Starting point is 01:19:09 And so they didn't know who he was. And they, the trolls came out for Dear Ash London being like, how dare you call him ratty? Your co-host is so unprofessional. They weren't researched on who he was, all this shit. And I'm like,
Starting point is 01:19:20 welcome to live radio. But yeah, they were going, they were going for ash and i noticed that it was all saying how unprofessional you're so unprofessional your co-host is so unprofessional this station's so unprofessional the word unprofessional was being thrown around a lot and so i my two cents which in hindsight bit of a bitch i am but whatever my two cents were um it's funny how all these comments about what is and isn't professionalism is coming from 12-year-olds who have never worked a day in their life.
Starting point is 01:19:48 I think it's a great point. I put my phone down, kept going about my day, refreshed Twitter a few hours later, and I had like hundreds of tweets and it kept going for days. They were like, who's this cunt coming for us? I'm 30 years old and I've loved Louis for years. I've been working in a mine for years and you wouldn't know. And I'm like, well, then I was specifically referring to the 12-year-olds that I was seeing these tweets coming from.
Starting point is 01:20:14 So that wasn't applicable to you. I don't know why. Thank you for your work you do in the mines. But yes, apparently I was making a big generalisation about the fangirl community who I earlier referred to as psychopaths. So I'm probably not doing myself any favours but yeah I just don't get involved with fangirl drama they'll either show up with a knife or have you
Starting point is 01:20:29 or absolutely berate you on Twitter I remember that situation because they then tweeted me and said do you know that Mitchell Coombs guy and all that I can really get a tweet to get traction I can tease though that a former One Direction will be on Sunrise next week, so tune in.
Starting point is 01:20:47 Great. Not Louis. It's Niall? I can't say. Is it the one we had on Kyle Jaccio this week? I can't say. I can't say, but if you are a One Direction fan, it's your morning on Wednesday. That's exciting.
Starting point is 01:21:02 If it's Harry, as someone who runs Kyle and Jack's social media, just be careful with how that interview goes. Oh, I read something about that. Yeah. Yeah. No comment. No comment. I had Vanessa Amorosi on Twitter and people got so mad.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Vanessa Amorosi updates. Yeah, I had her on. Vanessa Amorosi. Oh, my God. Absolutely underscore everybody. I love Vanessa Amorosi. Can we get her on? She's great.
Starting point is 01:21:23 You know what Vanessa Amorosi has had done? Great work. Subtle but great. Like, she looks fresh. Like, I'd like to know who her doctor is because she looks amazing. I've actually listened to the new album, Mitch. Can you please get her on if you've got a contract? She's been on my show three times and she's performed absolutely everybody live on my show.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Why didn't you tell me this? I fucking hate you. She comes in and she's like, hey, Mitch. She does not have an American accent. She's got a hybrid one because she's like that Keith Urban level. Anyway, just bring her in. I want to interview her. Okay, I'll try and get her for me.
Starting point is 01:21:54 All right, well, we should go. Squeeze in one more sound effect before we go. Okay, let me see what I can do. You've done no sound effects except for the tweet. Pardon? And the baby. They're not sound effects. Yeah, but this is ADD Brief and we've got a guest with us.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Oh, who's that? That's actually Koshi. Oh, Koshi. Hi, Koshi. Yeah, he's tweeted nothing. He sat on his phone. Koshi. That's it, Koshi.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Oh, one more. I'm stuck in the lift. Fuck, you better go. You better get in. No, that's all. That's everything. I don't want to do too many sound effects. You should find one of, like, sharpening knives.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Jenna, no. Why? Because of my story. Blake's face. Oh, your story. I've got quite a bit. I actually loaded up a bunch to play on this show. Did you?
Starting point is 01:22:35 Because every week different. Can you just type in something and, like... That's a segment I do on my show. I've been nagging him to get new sound effects for ages and it hasn't happened, so... Type in climate change. Oh, God. Type in climate change. Oh God. Or sunrise. Sam Armitage, here we go. Are we ready?
Starting point is 01:22:50 What have we got? Oh my gosh. Oh, I don't think we want to play this. Do you have any holiday activity? Kyle. Nothing. I'm not telling you. I just find it very hard to believe. I'm not telling you. You don't need to know that stuff. I think you've got a secret lover. You, what? I do. I think you would. It's alright. I think you deserve it. You don't need to know that stuff. I think you've got a secret lover. What? I do. I think you would.
Starting point is 01:23:06 It's alright. I think you deserve it. You're a bloody amazing woman. You deserve it. If you did have a secret lover, how long would you want to keep him secret for? Forever. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, can you imagine? That didn't happen. She came out as taken recently. Oh, poor thing. That would have been
Starting point is 01:23:21 so hard for her. In the Who's Sexiest Couple. I did see that. And he's in his 60s his 60s he's so lovely though i like that he's a country boy you know what the first thing i said to him i hadn't met him and i invited obviously sam and him to my engagement party and he said to me the first moment i mean he's like oh good day he's very country he said oh good day and i was like oh hello he's like you're black i must be going to your engagement party in march and i was like just what, I don't think he's ever been to a gay engagement party, to be honest with you. But, you know, he's all for it.
Starting point is 01:23:50 And good for him. So I had a couple of horses that would lick each other. And they're both man horses. So I'm fine with it. Hey, question. Were you there during the Lindt Cafe siege? Not that day, no. I wasn't there at the moment.
Starting point is 01:24:00 It happened during the morning show. Oh, of course. Right. That would have been scary. Yeah. They had to do the show from, all the producers had to fly to Melbourne to do morning show. Oh, of course, right. That would have been scary. Yeah, they had to do the show from, all the producers had to fly to Melbourne to do the show. Really?
Starting point is 01:24:07 Your mates, Larry and Kylie, had to break the story. I know. Yes. If you're listening, international listeners, we have a couple. Google it, Link Cafe siege in Sydney. Horrendous time for Sydney. We're literally wrapping up the fucking show.
Starting point is 01:24:18 I just want to know, is it true that the glass is like this thick? It's very thick. It is bulletproof. Aha, there you go. That's all I wanted to know. Wow. Guess who liked the show?
Starting point is 01:24:28 Who? Guess, Bill Cosby from Prison. Oh, wow. He's listening on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah. Okay. Actually, he's a fan of mine personally. Is he?
Starting point is 01:24:38 You and him have a bit of history. We have. Well, I don't know what time it is. All right, everyone. What a pleasure it's been. Well, this has been a fun show. Thanks for hanging out. Thank you for having me.
Starting point is 01:24:48 It's been so fun. We ran for like an hour over, but that's fine. Best episode ever. Oh, Jenna, thank you. I agree. Will you join us for our McLeod's Daughter special as well? Oh, when she died in the silo. Oh, my God, yeah!
Starting point is 01:25:00 To McLeod's Daughter? Who died in the silo? No one died in a silo, actually. No one did, but I just thought of the car crash. Yeah. Who died in the silo? No one died in a silo, actually. No one did, but I just thought of the car crash. Yeah. What happened in the silo? She nearly sank. She nearly sank.
Starting point is 01:25:10 And I think about that a lot. Yeah. Because have you seen The Dressmaker? The movie The Dressmaker? Someone dies in the silo. Oh, my God. That is traumatic. And I just think, how has that not happened more?
Starting point is 01:25:20 I know. Hold on, they fell into the silo? Yeah. Of wheat? No, it's particular. If wheat? No, it's particular. If it's wheat, it's fine. If it's some other kind of seed or whatever it is. If it's a grain.
Starting point is 01:25:30 You just sink and you drown. In that? In it, in it. Holy shit. Liam Hemsworth, actually, in The Dressmaker. He died. With Kate Winslet. Is that a real thing that happens?
Starting point is 01:25:40 Yeah, on farms, yeah. We can talk about this in the McLean's daughter special. Yeah, we can. Save it for McLean. What are your socials at Blake? At Blake Nads on Instagram, yeah. We can talk about this in the McLean sort of special. Yeah, we can. Save it for McLean. What are your socials at Blake? At BlakeNads on Instagram, BlakeNadillo on Twitter. Lovely. We'll be back next week, episode 11.
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