Is It Just Me? - #101: Ding Dong

Episode Date: March 27, 2022

It's all downhill after the centenary...In this episode:Doorbell chat (00:55) The dumb reason Churi is worried about war (07:05)The most GRIM shop on earth (10:33)Is Bipolar Disorder the most misunderstood mental illness? (15:00)Another mispronunciation! (26:24)An all-staff meeting (31:09)Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (40:06)Hit us up @coupleofmitches!More information about Bipolar Disorder: beyondblue.org.au/bipolarMental health support: Call Lifeline Australia on 13 11 14, or visit lifeline.org.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Would you like to try a vape? Why would you take up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? I think for people... I'll tell you why. Yeah. Because you're young and stupid. Some things make more sense than others.

You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and I just don't know how you figure that's going to happen when you're ordering a chocolate mousse. No. You know, I had it in the car on the way home and I didn't have a spoon, so I was like an armadillo trying to get ants out of a hole. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Being fingered is an awful sensation.

You haven't been fingered by the right person. Goodness me. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of bitches. Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in the opener this season. I'm sorry. Ta-da!

Now, here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Ding dong! It's 101! Hello, Mitchell Coombs. That is exactly the same as my doorbell back at home. Is it really? Where I grew up. Can you play that again?

I keep picturing my's barking after hearing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dog has his claws. You can hear them on the wood floor. So he's like. Oh, yeah. You can hear him trying to catch his little grip. Poor little Hamer.

I had the same thing. And that's the exact same doorbell. Play it again. Why are you playing a doorbell sound effect? I didn't even question it. Team Dom 101. We're here. Hello, everyone.

Yeah, that's the same doorbell that they have on Kath and Kim as well. So every time I was watching Kath and Kim, which, surprise, surprise, was frequent as a child. I can imagine. Our dogs would go mental every time their doorbell went off too. That's a different one. There's quite a few doorbells on the system. This one is Hayden's mum has this doorbell. I don't know what it is.

It must be a different brand. That's hideous. I don't like that. Doorbell chat for 101. It's all downhill after the centenary, isn't it? Yeah. We're talking about doorbell? I don't know what it is. It must be a different brand. That's hideous. I don't like that. Doorbell chat for 101. It's all downhill after the centenary, isn't it? Yeah. We're talking about doorbells. 13-1065.

What's your doorbell sound like? Oh, my God. That'd be fun. What's your doorbell? And you run to your front door and you just tell us what your doorbell is. I actually quite like that. Well, you can keep that shit for your radio show. What about this doorbell?

Imagine this. I'd love that! If I could pay to have that as my doorbell, I would. You know what? I do miss the old doorbell because at the moment, I now get woken up most mornings, because Jordan and I online shop a lot, to Australia Post buzzing the apartment

and it's the most obnoxious telephone ring, like an old home phone. Oh, you have a home phone as a doorbell? Well, no. It's like how you have to buzz people in. Intercom thing, yeah. Yeah, the intercom thing. It's like... And it's always at 7am.

Like, for once, Australia Post are early. And they always wake me up. Yeah. Doing my head in. Actually, I believe... Jenna, you had... Pricekeeper Jenna said you had this doorbell sound when you lived with Count Dracula. That's true.

You lived in Pennsylvania. Yes. And he had one of the... You know what our house has? We have a knocker. Like, we're living in the's true. You lived in Pennsylvania. Yes. And he had one of the, you know what our house has? We have a knocker, like we're living in the medieval times. Oh my God. Like a handle that's like. I love those.

Fatang, fatang, fatang. Yeah. They feel really inefficient. It's louder to knock. It is louder to knock. But maybe it's to like stop hitting the knuckles and everyone uses it. People always, they go, ding, it's so dainty. You got to pick it with like two little fingers.

Ding, ding, ding. Anyway. Why would you want to protect the knuckles? What's wrong with them? My knuckles are fine. But Auspost knuckles. You know how many of the canteen ladies used to have the green thimbles? You remember those green things they used to put on their index finger

because the tip of their fingers got tired from licking all the envelopes. Do you remember the office lady green rubber tips? Oh, really? Yes. Yeah, like fully over the finger. Yes, and you used to get them at Auspost. They're at the checkout, and it was like in a little crate. What are those things for?

They're like little condoms. They look like little micro-penis. Okay, good. They were at supermarkets as well. I bought ten of them to try and stop two women nails. I'd wear one on each finger. You did not, did you? It was very unproductive.

I couldn't use my phone or anything. I was like, this was a stupid idea. What are they called? Thimbles or whatever. Thimbles! Why have I got a thimble on every finger? This is not ideal. I wanted a thimble as a kid. I think I asked for one for Christmas. I'm like, all I want

is a thimble. A thimble. Mum's like, your sister's getting a PlayStation, sure. Get a thimble. If there's more budget, can I get a thimble and a doorstop? Yeah, you were a really cool kid by the sound. And one serviette, please. Oh, how stupid. Jenna, it's so awkward. Mitchell, you look very

nice today. today Oh thank you Yeah I really like that shirt You look cute It's like a tartan What is that plaid Jenna? I can tell you what it looks like I walked in the building today And the receptionist Ella says to me

That's a nice picnic blanket you're wearing No So it's a flannel But it's got that sort of material Did she think it was a compliment Or was she trying to make you laugh? She was trying to be funny And then she backpedaled

She goes I'm kidding It's really nice. I'm like, shut your dog mouth. You've buried yourself deep now. I just saw her walking through the hall. She's got a big red slap mark on her face. I would never. She deserves it. Well, Jenna, I noticed something. Mitchell, obviously you've had an ASOS haul, right? You've bought some online clothes. Yeah. And I noticed Mitch went to an

event yesterday and, oh my god, I was mortified. You were wearing the shirt that I just got delivered yesterday morning. Oh, really? We we bought the same shirt so we both fell for the summer clearance yes yes why are you mortified that you have the same shirt as me there's worse things that can happen in your life that's true I'll be compared to Mitchell Coombs kill me crucify me but I just wanted to say that you rock it better than I do sorry you do you pull it off thanks it's one of those ones that I'll return and then it'll sit in the back of my car. You know when you make an ASOS return and then you're like, I'm going to send this off

and it just sits in the boot of your car. No, I always return them. Really? Oh, I'm so lazy. It's easy. Really? Yeah, you just print the thing, stick it on and then drop it off. It's easy.

The three steps, my mind melting already. True. That is a lot for you to take on. Did you get pulled into the ASOS code words? I always get push notifications. They're like, Snap Sale! Use code PenguinLove12. And I'm like, where the fuck did they think of that?

I don't know. Anyway, welcome to Is It Just Me, everyone. Every show we start the same with two Is It Just Me. Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. And mine this week is, it's about war. War? About war. Oh, that's heavy. It's. And mine this week is, it's about war. War? About war.

Oh, that's heavy. It's about war, everything that's happening with Ukraine and Russia. I feel like it could be a heavy show today, because we're also doing a bit of a mental health chat later. Yes, we are. And also, I've got a staff meeting to do. Oh, we're staff? Yeah.

Oh, am I in trouble? Who else do you think I'm talking to? I know, the receptionist bitch. She wanted to pull her in. I would be all for that. Can we just do that? Jenna, if we've done something, we have to own up to it. Okay.

Why do you always assume you're in trouble? Well, you know, I doubt you'll put all at an all-staff meeting and then congratulate us on hitting our sales goals. No, but it's something that concerns all of us. Okay. Okay, yeah. If it was an intervention, I'd say so. Oh, okay.

Right, right, right. There's a difference between an all-staff meeting and an intervention. True. True. And this is a business. We're running a business here, so we've just got to discuss. Okay, I get it. All right, should I start with my agent?

I'm sure if you want. Yeah. Do you want to know what mine's about? Yeah, yeah, go. You know how you were talking about big and tall stores? Yes. Kind of similar to that. Oh.

There's a shop that I've been to, and it was the worst thing that's ever happened in my life. Oh, do you shop at Short and Cunty? Yeah, I do. If I got a big and small, you'd go to Short and Cunty. I'm going to see if that domain's already been purchased. Short and Cunty. I don't want to use the C word, but yeah. Yes.

I should make that my brand. I've gotten so loose with that word. Sorry, I'll pull it back. Really, yeah. Like I said, I've noticed. I'll pull it back. All right, we should start. Are we ready for me to begin?

Yeah, you're going to kick things off or what? Yeah, let's kick things off. First, the gem of the show. Is it just me or...? You find it weird that I'm the voice of this potential next world war. What? Well, think about it. World War I, World War II.

Let me cast your mind back. To radio. In the 1920s, radio was a simpler place. They didn't have big broadcast television. They had radio announcers to guide them through the times. Radio announcers were there broadcasting what was happening. During the war, I've actually got a grab. Oh, okay, go on.

This is what radio announcers sent a lot when the World War II broke out. German aircraft carried out a number of attacks on Great Britain last night. The raids, which lasted for several hours, were scattered over many parts of the country. I feel like I'm at the war memorial. They play this shit out loud there. The west of England, the north midlands of the northwest, as well as over the London area. Word economy. Where was the prize giveaway?

Anyway, that is the sound of a radio announcer during wartime. We have been very lucky to not have war for almost 100 years. Yeah, but if you're going to be doing that... No. If Russia ever invades Australia, you turn, oh, let's turn on Kiss, see what's happening with the war. Here with me, Belinda in Craneburn. Good evening.

Hello. Hi, Mitch. How are you doing? I'm good, Belinda. People call you Bel. I'm having a ciggy. That's what they'd hear. That's a grab from my show last night.

Yeah, no, I'm telling you, no one's going to turn to your show if they need, like, emergency broadcasting. Because they always give that really vague advice for, like, any emergency situation. We got that a lot back home on the farm. It'd be like, oh, right, there's a bushfire. Please stay tuned to your local radio for updates. And I'm like, I have enough common sense not to listen to 95.5 Rock FM. Oh right. So you think I won't be called out? You listen to the ABC or something.

When they say listen to your radio in times of when shit hits the fan I think people know not to listen to Kiss. Oh, so I won't have to back announce the last post or anything. No, it'll just be business as usual. Imagine you being like, warning, evacuate. We've been invaded. Right now he's Taylor Swift. No, no, that's not going to fly.

You get a bayonet. You get a bayonet. What? That's a knife you put on the end of the rifle. No, that's not your responsibility. Okay, good, good. There's far more qualified people out there to be emergency broadcasters. So I don't have to worry.

I can go back to taking calls from drunk women at 11 o'clock at night. I guess. Yeah, great. That's a habit of Siggy. Yeah. Oh, she was great. Anyway, are we under fire or what? No, she was brilliant.

Can I tell you quickly? She got flirty with me. Oh. She really did. Yeah, right. I have the second grab with this. I'm impressed. Are you on Snapchat, Belle?

Yeah, yeah. What do you send on there? Wouldn't you like to know? Shit, we really got flirty. Wow. Goodness me. You call that flirty? Yeah.

Yeah, right. Don't you think? Sure. Then I insulted her. I said, you win a free pair of sunglasses tonight. And then she said, mine broke. But I thought she said, I'm broke. And then it was a real mess.

So I should not be trusted. Both could be true. Yes, you're right. To run this nation through war. Well, I'm glad I'm not. I'm glad that's not me. You know, it's literally not you. Good to know. I wanted to get that off my chest. I was losing sleep at night. At the thought of having to broadcast during a war. That's what terrified you. Not your fucking loved ones being decapitated or anything. You're like, I'm going to have to be on air during that shit. What i say i've got no credibility whatsoever how am i gonna do this you'll be right essentially yes all right you ready for yours yep hit me let's do it is it just me

is rivers the most grim place on earth Oh absolutely The clothing store Yeah absolutely no good that place I ended up going there with my grandmother and my mother They just wanted to pop in And I was like whatever I'll tag along We just left lunch And oh my god it wasn't even a hot day But for some reason it was boiling inside No air conditioning

Instead they just had a bunch of extension cords just scattered around the store plugged into those fucking sunbeam pedestal fans which were doing nothing except just spreading the smell of school shoes around the building fake leather it was so revolting the vibes are off in that place rivers no good yeah and the logo for rivers is off-putting it feels like it needed to be fixed three times yeah i know everything about, and the logo for Rivers is off-putting. It feels like it needed to be fixed three times. Yeah, I know. Everything about Rivers. And the fact that Rivers used to be like a rich store.

Was Rivers highfalutin? It was never highfalutin, surely. It was. Really? What do they sell? Now they're all just outlet stores with crap in them. Yeah, but for the international listeners, what do they sell? Bullshit.

Like absolute, the pits of clothing. Like, you know who has big rivers energy? Yeah. Scott Morrison, our Prime Minister. Yes. He's got big rivers energy. They sell those shitty Hawaiian shirts that all the dads think are funny to wear at barbecues and all that.

Who else has big rivers energy? I think, not Carl, but Peter Stefanovic has big rivers energy. No, not at all. Not at all. Who do you think? Peter Hellier, on the other hand. Oh, Peter Hellier. Peter Hellier. Big rivers energy. No, not at all. Not at all. You think? Peter Hellier, on the other hand. Oh, Peter Hellier. Big River's energy.

Yes, you're right. I'm getting it now. I'm getting it now. Big River's energy. Hagrid. Oh, Hagrid. Hagrid's got Big River's energy. Peter Griffin.

Yes. Dicko from Australian Idol. Oh, he loves a stroll through a river. These are the sort of beasts that we're dealing with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mum tried to convince me to buy something there. She comes up to me with a pair of slides, like the sort of shoes that I wear all the time.

She goes, oh, these aren't bad. But they had the giant fucking Rivers logo plastered on them. And I'm like, I have some pride. Yes. I have some pride. I mean, just the store, the vibes. Nah, no good. That place is revolting.

Yeah, but isn't it like an upper class Lowe's? Like, isn't it meant to be a little bit nicer than what Lowe's can offer? Oh, I don't think so anymore. I would have said Lowe's is nicer. Really? Yeah, like Rivers. Maybe it was this particular store in Richmond, New South Wales. The Dubbo one is horrendous.

Yeah, I can imagine. Oh, I've got the logo here, the winged eagle with the green and maroon. And do you remember how shit their ads were? Oh, the world. No, what's a Rivers ad? I don't remember a Rivers ad. I'm pretty sure they used to make the ads boring on purpose, like because that would draw you in a bit more.

Almost like that free Bible ad that we spoke about. Yes. And they would just, sometimes it was just a slideshow of the same pair of thongs in ten different colours with no audio. They had mute ads. No, they... On television? Yeah, I'll play you a grab of the mute ads right now. And the end noise, though.

No, listen, Jenna, I'm playing the grab. Let's do it. Let's buy the mute ad. Oh, my God, I can't believe you guys went along with that. I was joking. I do have an example of one of their shit ads, though. Here we go. All right.

Riverside. Hey, take a look at these bad boys. There's ugly. There's really ugly. Then there's Rivers Summer Clogs. Look, they might be majorly comfy, but they are butt ugly. I mean, even for $4.90 a pair, I wouldn't be seen dead in them. But now the entire family can be ugly together.

Men's ugly, women's ugly, kids ugly. And you can do this ugly thing in a huge range of colours. $4.90. Four days only. Zero pizzazz. Zero. All of their ads were like that. And they seem to play every 15 minutes, I swear to God.

If not more. There's no reviews in the Shire. I feel like it's a suburb thing. Like there'd be one in Richmond. It's probably flooded. It's very regional. Yeah, I don't think there's not one in the Shire, but we have a fuck ton of loads.

Oh, that'd be why I see the ads all the time, because I grew up in a regional area. Yeah. Orange Rivers. Yeah. I've never seen a Rivers ad in my life. Oh, my God, they're the worst. Really?

And yet here we are talking about them. Yeah, smart. That's done something wrong. That might be a good tactic. If they know they're ugly, run with it. We could do that on the show. What do you mean? We just say, yeah, it's kind of shit.

It's pretty rough. Yeah, I feel like that's what we do every week, isn't it? It's true. We're disgusting. Stick around. Is it just me? So this next bit might be a little heavy. Topics that include mental health health self-harm and disturbing

content if you're feeling a little vulnerable right now this might not be the segment for you you can find the skip point in the podcast description yes we've both had a turn at an is it just me so now it's up to you we hand the show over to you guys the listeners uh once a week we do an is it just? You can get in touch at a couple of Mitch's. You can DM us. Send us an audio message if you want. Last week we had someone call through a live call, Mitch, that you love so much.

Yeah, it's up to you if you want to come and chat or to send a message. Yep, Lucy sent this in. Hey, guys. Is it just me or is bipolar disorder one of the most misunderstood mental illnesses out there? I was diagnosed when I was 17 and most people didn't understand it no matter how much explanation I gave they still stuck to the fact that they thought it was just mood swings all day long um I feel like society has sort of for the most part accepted that anxiety and depression is a

thing but anything beyond that like psychosis or bipolar or OCD is still a bit taboo. Ooh. Now, these are the years that just use I want. Yep. This is hard-hitting stuff. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I completely agree.

I feel like we've gotten to a point where depression and anxiety, so talked about. It's great. And the exposure is awesome. But she's right. Bigger conditions like bipolar, people seem scared from it. Yeah, that's the thing. They seem scared by it. Yeah, not going to lie.

I didn't really know much about it either until recently. No, I've got an idea. So I thought someone who would be good to talk to about this is Bruno Bichet. Bruno. He's spoken about his own bipolar experience many times. If you listen to Kyle and Jackie O, that's where you'd know him from. Yeah, he was their executive producer for years. Now he works with Kyle.

He was the guy in charge when I actually got hired to work on that show. Really? When I used to do Cash Cock, he'd call me and be like, all right, what are our cock jokes this morning? I'm like, oh, he's a good hype man for cock. Yeah, and I saw he was on Channel 10 recently talking about his own bipolar experience. I guess it's also the self-harm episodes that wasn't too long ago where I was

just feeling great about myself and then in the matter of an afternoon I sort of cut my neck open in public and before I knew it I was in hospital and then in a psychiatric facility for quite a while and that's I, the unfortunate rollercoaster that does come with bipolar. So I thought, right, he'd be a good person to shed a bit of light on what Lucy had to say. So we got him on the phone. Bruno, how are you, darling?

Hello, Bruno. How's it going? What's happened? So what do you make of what Lucy said? Do you reckon that bipolar's misunderstood a lot? Yeah, I think she's spot on because the thought is, and even before I was diagnosed with it, I always just thought, oh, okay, so like someone with bipolar, like sometimes they're like a bit mental and out of control

and other times they're all like depressed. And I think because it's this spectrum of emotions and moods and stuff, it's very difficult to understand it. Yeah. So for people who also don't really understand what bipolar really is, like if you had to really dumb it down, like bipolar for dummies, what's the layman's terms explanation of it? Oh, just that you get super emotional in either direction so yeah some days you'll be uh you'll be

mr life of the party like in those marcie movies where the guy's walking through the restaurant he's like hey good to see you how's your mother you know like you're that person uh and then others uh you don't get out of bed right so it's it's it's those two things. And I've been trying to destigmatize it by referring to men that have it as bi guys, but it hasn't gone down too well. No. Yeah, I think the bi guys have claimed that. Yeah, they've got their own float at Mardi Gras, bi guys. You could go on the bi guys float, Bruno. You could be the flag bearer for the bi guys. It'd be so funny. I do it for 10 years and I still haven't really understood what the true meaning is. I'm like, yeah, we're flamboyant here. And so when it comes to like the highs and lows, you say some days.

Is it a matter of days or can it be like a week or so where you're in that high or the low? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can go for a week or so. Like I've had these highs that were just like – and at the time, the highs are so fantastic. It's like you never want to stop. Like you're out, you're drinking, you're doing whatever, you're spending heaps of money. And it's like, at the time, it's so fantastic. Is it good for like creativity as well when you're on the highs?

Well, that's the thing as well when you're on the highs. Well, that's the thing as well. Like, because I work in quite a creative environment, like, I'm just able to bash out work at the speed of light and the ideas are crazy and out there and fantastic. So, you know, I guess there are positives of the high, but of course then, you know, it crashes and then for one or two weeks, you just feel so terrible. You know, sometimes it's so bad that you're like, oh, it's not worth it. And then there's the kind of like thought of like, oh, God, I'm just going to, for the rest of my life, be on this annoying merry-go-round.

Yeah, right. So the lows are like really low and you feel like they're not going to end, right? Yeah, you just feel like that's going to be forever. You'll never feel better. Do you just become really sluggish and unproductive during that time or what? Oh, yeah, super unproductive. Like even getting out of bed just seems like climbing Mount Everest. And so do you reckon that the medication seems to kind of even things out?

The highs aren't as high or the lows aren't as low. Is that how it works? Yeah, that's pretty much what it does. And it's kind of depressing to think that you'll never have these great highs because it does level you out. And look, it's different for everyone. But for someone like me, I do like to experience the highs. And sometimes the lows, they're important to feel.

Like, I recently went to a friend's funeral, and it was really difficult to not really be able to be in the moment and feel it. You know, like, it was not very rational. Like, oh, you know, my friend, you're new since high school. God, they're no longer here. Oh, so like the medication, you feel like you would have been sadder if not for the medication. Yeah, well, I mean, part of being human is experiencing sadness sometimes. You know, like you kind of have to do that because, you know, sad things happen. But, yeah, that's sort of the difficult thing of not being able

to be really in the moment with sadness. Yeah, right. I never knew that. That's interesting, actually. No, that's crazy. What was the diagnosis like? Was that, were you scared at first? Because we were saying before we got you on, like,

it would be scary because it's so unknown. It feels like there's not much information out about bipolar other than, oh, you're either sad one minute or you're happy the next. Yeah, well, I guess I sort of started to figure that I was a bit different to my friends. You know, like things would affect me a bit more and sometimes I'd be really withdrawn, but other times I'd be on a high where, you know,

for like a whole week i just felt like i didn't have to sleep and i had infinite energy so to then receive the diagnosis in a way uh was a really positive thing because at least at least i kind of understood uh what the go was and uh that it can be treated you know yeah um how. How does your wife, your beautiful wife, who we know, she's worked in the same building as us for years, how has she had to learn to deal with you and how to learn how to live with someone with bipolar? Has it been hard for her or have you almost felt guilty at times

having her along with you for the journey? Yeah, I feel super guilty about it because, you know, when she first started dating me, that's definitely not what she signed up for. You know, she didn't sign up to have a husband who's bipolar, who, you know, some days it's just so miserable, nothing can cheer him up. And other days, he's just out partying for days and days and days. So I feel terrible for her. Yeah, I don't really know what to do apart from try to keep on top of it through regular medication and seeing someone and, you know, remaining relatively healthy, you know, to

thank her for standing by me. Well, you're doing great things for exposure, getting it out there, breaking down the stigma. I saw you on Studio 10. You looked good. You're looking hot. You're a TV man. I mean, you've got a face for a TV, getting the bi guys out there. Yeah, getting the bi guys out there.

Yeah, that's it. On a completely unrelated note, by the way, do you fucking hate that we don't talk about Bruno's song? Is that a blessing or a curse in your life, that Disney thing? Look, I'm going to say, I mean, it does get the name out there because I feel that the last time that the Bruno name was out there was Sacha Baron Cohen's game. Yes.

Oh, are you a gay German? And I'm like, how dare you? How dare you? And so the name was kind of besmirched. So I kind of feel like this one isn't so bad. It's a bit of fun. We don't talk about Bruno, but at least

it's gotten rid of the Sacha Baron Cohen effect on that. Yeah, there's a new Bruno. And we do talk about him. Oh, we do talk about Bruno. We do love Bruno. Thank you for coming on, mate. We appreciate it. Good to catch up. I love you guys so much. Thank you. See you, buddy. Bye. Thanks so much.

Bye. Oh, we do talk about Bruno. I could see you furiously typing over there. Have you found it? Yeah, I've got the song. It's right here. Isn't it weird that this

overtook Let It Go from Frozen as like the number one Disney song and yet I don't even know what fucking movie it's from. I watched the movie and I hated it. That grandma was such a bitch.

What is the movie? Encanto. Encanto. It's about a grumpy old Spanish woman. I hear so many mixed reviews about it. Some people absolutely love it. I was so bored. I hated it. I feel like it has not made as much of an impact as Frozen.

This song has a billion streams. Hayden runs to the soundtrack to this song. Loves it. Turn it up. This is not a running song. And this is the cool down. Imagine trying to do a spin class to this. My kind of spin class. I feel like, if anything, this is a Jenna Zumba song. Yes, this is a cool down

song. The one before the stretches. You told me my fish would die the next day. Really? Yeah, the one before the stretchers. You'll be my fish in the dark. The next day. Yeah, the movie sucked. It was shocking.

I really did not like it. Sorry. Yeah. Is it even in cinemas or is it just a streaming one? No, it was on Disney+. Yeah, right. I think it went straight to streaming. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird.

It's not made as much of a splash as Frozen did back in the day. No, but it's doing good things for Bruno, as he said. We got him on. Who are we to talk about it when we don't even have it or don't have any experiences with it? So that's great. We got Bruno. If you're struggling with any of the topics we've talked about today, Who are we to talk about it when we don't even have it or don't have any experiences with it? So that's great. We've got Bruno. If you're struggling with any of the topics we've talked about today, never be afraid to reach out.

Call Lifeline on 13 11 14. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention at the start of the show that we do have a mispronunciation today. Yeah. You're going to have to find that opener for us, okay? Okay. You know we love these. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lions. Oh, there were so many unknowns. Micro YV. No. So one of our darling listeners, Lockie, sent in a mispronunciation that he spotted. Because, yes, he knows that we do get a kick out of a good mispronunciation. Yeah, and it's been a while. And as we were reflecting on the 100th, the centenary last week, I had a lot of people tag me.

And you reposted a mispronunciation video, one of the originals. And we love them, but we haven't done one in a long time. Yep. We manifested this one. Yeah, we did. So, Lockie was listening to a true crime podcast called Murder With My Husband. Oh. Love it.

Thanks, Lockie. I don't know if it makes it funnier or not funny at all, the fact that they were talking about something quite dark when this mispronunciation happened. Oh, anyway it's kind of heavy but fuck it we're gonna make fun of it so listen out for the word that this chick mispronounces okay okay so this is the podcast and i know if you're not watching right now you're kind of just like oh house is on fire but we will have footage of the house on fire and it's's like, it's not just a normal house fire. It is like the whole house is up in flames. It's coming out of the roof.

Like the roof has collapsed. Like a movie explosion. Yes. What? I don't know how that guy just carried on without acknowledging that she said roof instead of roof. And she said it twice. I don't know how he carries on with a dog as a co-host. Roof, roof.

And then the roof was on fire. Roof. That's the thing, though. Because you do say woof as-host. Roof, roof. And then the roof was on fire. Rust. That's the thing, though, because you do say wolf as wolf. Yes, wolf. So there's a few words, like a horse's hoof, that you do say it like that. But fucking roof isn't one of them. It's roof. You don't say it like this.

Rust. Rust. Oh, Jenna brought her dog back to the studio. Oh, get him out. Jenna, get the fuck out of here. Rust. Good boy. Sit.

That is stupid. Hey, out of here. Good boy. Sit. That is stupid. Hey, Mitchell. No offence, but when was the last time you ate a piece of fruit? Actually, this week I'm on light and easy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good excuse. You just sound like inventing Anna. Anna Delvey.

Ruff. I just think it's funny that they did that on the podcast and they didn't realise that they'd be made fun of by two poofs. Oh, my God, that's how you say poof. That's one of them. Yeah. You can flip it then and say poof. You definitely can.

Who hosted the Family Fe feud on Channel 10? Grant. Grant did. Oh, you got one. Got one in there. Well done. Thank you. I'll now sleep for a week.

Jenny, you'd look fucking banging in a boob tube. Can I just say, sorry, total side note. Yeah. I know I'm using Jackie O's desk over here. Yes. But, God, what a fucking pig of a woman she is. There's so many food crumbs over here. Can someone get a dustpan and broom, please?

Oh, broom. You know how they say about people like Jackie. Yeah. What? The proof is in the pudding. Well, have I got a story for you, Jenna. What? Oh, wow.

Oh, when I was at Disneyland, I got in a punch-up with one of the people that worked there. Like Snow White or Mickey? Yeah, wow. Oh. When I was at Disneyland, I got in a punch-up with one of the people that worked there. Like Snow White or Mickey? Yeah, yeah. But the police asked me for a description, and I said, well, I didn't see his face. He was dressed up as Goofy. How could I see his face? There's no proof of who he was. There's none.

Goofy. I can see Mitch's brain going into overdrive. You know those ads. You know those ads in Sydney that air it, so if you've ever been in trouble, you need to go to prison and you need to get a lawyer, Justin Maloof and partners. Maloof? You know Justin Maloof?

And partners. He seems very good. Get his number down. I've always thought that he seems a bit aloof. Yes, he does. I had some friends come over the other day, and they were like, why is your cat so scared Like why does she run away from us

And I said oh well she's just traumatised from years of abuse Like Cut her a break for god's sake I need to hear it again To reset how it works What an idiot Anything with an ooh sound becomes Can you guys hold the fort?

I've got to go do a poof. You actually sound like my Dutch grandmother. That's how she speaks. Really? Yeah. Alma has a thick Dutch accent. But yeah, if she had a Dutch accent, that kind of makes sense if she says it like that. But the American accent.

Yeah. Why does she say ruff? Ruff. Ruff. I suppose it could be worse. In my mind, Americans would say it as ruff. Yeah. That's equally wrong.? Ruff. Ruff. Ruff. I suppose it could be worse. In my mind, Americans would say it as ruff. Yeah. That's equally wrong. That's irritating. Fire in the roof.

Alright. What did the cow say? Maw. Maw. Maw. Maw. Oh, God lover. Thanks for that, Lockie, darling. It really is. Keep the mispronunciations coming. Thank you, buddy. If you've got one, send us in.

At couple of mitches on Instagram. Is it just me? Spotify, now do ratings. If you don't leave five stars, you are dead inside. Right. I'm glad you're all here. We're going to have an all-staff meeting before we go, okay? He sounds like his father.

Yeah. You sound like your dad. Nah, Ian's way more gentle than that. Is he gentle? Yeah. Oh, Ian. Is he giving the wrong impression or something? No, no, no.

He just is a hard-working man. If there was an issue at the farm, I feel like he'd sit you down and sternly tell you. Why would he fucking tell me about issues at the farm? I just wouldn't care less. Not you personally. It's not going to get any further. But if you were one of his staff, maybe it's the flannel you're wearing. Maybe I'm just picturing Ian over there.

Yeah, right. And you're Jane, Jenna. Oh, thank you. Your mum sent me a message for the 100th episode. Just congratulated me. I'm taking minutes in this meeting. Sorry. Stop wasting my time.

Let's get moving. Sorry, what do you need? I get so nervous for these. I'm nervous. Yeah, you both get nervous. I never said you're in trouble. I know. I actually need your help for once.

Oh! How often do I ask? He's come to us, Jenna. Finally grovelling. Let's do it. Not grovelling. His hands are together. Yeah, it's not grovelling.

It's more delegating. Oh. Yeah. Now he looks nervous. Hit us. Yeah, hit us. No, we're fine. We're open book.

So, you know how I do everything. Well, that's me embellishing. Sorry. Yes, embellish. So, this week I've got my Melbourne stand-up gig. Of course. And so I feel like I really need to focus on that. Yes, no.

I've got to get in the zone. You do, you do. Absolutely. Yeah. And so I don't know what we're going to do. I don't want to have a week off, but I just wondered if it would be possible for someone to do the edit for me firstly for next week's episode, 102.

Don't all put your hands up at once. I'm sure you can find someone. I'm sure Jenna will do it. Yeah. That's nice. Jenna will do the edit. Would you, Jenna? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Wow. That's nice. Jenna will do the edit. Would you, Jenna? Yeah.

Okay, yeah. I will. Wow. No, actually, I will. I love the willingness to help you out. No, actually, I want to do it now. Thank you, Jenna. I should suddenly.

Did you see the change in her eyes? I know. She's got something planned. Are you going to fuck with it? No. Look how well I did with the Jenna fling. I can do this. You're going to burn this to the ground.

No. Okay. All right. This is going to be the best episode. Why do I feel like there's more? Well, there is more because also I also don't want to plan anything. Like, I don't want

to produce anything because I really just need to you know, I've got to make room in my brain to prepare for this live gig. Yes, of course. And so I don't want to edit next week. I don't want to produce next week. So yeah, next week's on you guys. Is that okay? Yeah, I mean, I can produce. I don't have anything yet, Jenna.

No, but we will. Anything coming to you? No. Don't ask her. Because the Jenna fling, if that's what we're going off. Yeah, that's not it. It was brilliant. The bar is low.

We can't exceed those expectations because they were high. One of the episodes went for six minutes and it was you meowing. It was a great one. It was you meowing. Yeah, no, we're not doing that. That's fine. We're your editing. I'm producing, so I'll just have to think of something, I guess.

Well, I was thinking just to take the pressure off, I think you should treat it like muck up day at school. Like it'll be muck up week next week. Oh, like you can wear whatever shirt you want. Yeah, like mufti day. Oh, like mufti day. Next week's mufti day. Next week's mufti show. Fun. The mufti show. Mufti show. Let's do mufti show next week. Mufti Day. Oh, I like Mufti Day. Next week's Mufti Day. Next week's Mufti Show.

Fun. The Mufti Show. Mufti Show. Let's do Mufti Show next week. Mufti Week. So we can do whatever we want. Well, yeah, I mean, the handbrake's off. Me being that handbrake.

Are you in Sydney, though, or where are you? No, I'll be in Sydney. Okay. But, yeah, it's the preparation and the lead up. You need to roll in and roll out. Yeah. Okay, we can do it. Yeah, and you know what?

Mufti Day, fun. I'll make it, and you know what? Muffty Day fun. I'll make it happen. Muff Week. Muff Week is on. You can't call it that, surely. Muff Week. So, yeah, I don't know what you want to do in the podcast. That's all I want to do.

Obviously, I'll bring my own. Is it just me? I'm not going to delegate that. No, no, no. But, yeah, Jenna, you're okay to do the edit? You're agreeing to that? Locked in. All right, Jenna's locked in to edit and I'm locked in.

I felt the weight lift off my shoulders. I'll produce. Hold on. There you go. I'm producing. We're all set. We can do this. When am I going to get the edit done?

I was so stressed. Nope. Don't stress. We got you. We got your cover done. Easy. Fabulous. It's on us.

I have a colonoscopy in October, so we'll have to do them after a week. Do you actually? Yeah. When's the colonoscopy? I'll send it to you. It's fine. You'll send what to me? Theoscopy? Oh, I'll send it to you. It's fine. You'll send what to me? The images that they take.

I'll do it next week. I never saw my colonoscopy images. Really? Well, no, that's for the doctor's eyes. I wouldn't be able to make sense of a tube up my ass with a camera lens on it. True. I don't want to see that. Real skill to all the radiators out there that look at those photos, because they mean

nothing to me. Yeah, I know. It's later. It's the October. They want me to get one at one point this year. That's why i don't know we're just doing a full full basis check we're getting everything checked after the hospital visit i know these are brutal you can't just do that for fun like oh let's just we may as well do one no yeah but you've got till october to prepare i was like can't we skip like the feet and the hands like do we need to do

every check what are they concerned about with your bowels i don't't know. I really don't know. I just want to check everything. Maybe gut health. I really think you can easily get out of this colonoscopy by the sounds of it. It felt like a suggestion almost. Like, oh man, we'll just get everything checked. The colonoscopy itself is fine. You get knocked out. It's fine. But, oh, the preparation beforehand. Oh, yeah,

you've got to drink that liquid that makes you shit every little ounce. Oh, no. And the only thing I was allowed to drink to try and wash down the revolting laxative liquid was apple juice. And to this day, I have not had any apple juice because it's triggering. Oh, it's like Fireball. I can't drink Fireball whiskey anymore because it's just the cinnamon. It just gets me and I'm off cinnamon now for life.

Because I got really drunk to it. Yeah, I suppose it's a little bit like that, but not at all like that. Yeah. Surgery prep is not the same as you fucking going to schoolies. No, not that. All right. Well, next week, mufti show, everyone. Okay.

The last bossy bitch thing I'll do for next week's show is we need to settle a name. We've said mufti week, mufti show, muck up week. What is it going to be? Muff week. No. It can't be muff week. I kind of love muff week. Because muff week could come later, Jenna, when you decide to, you know.

For the internationals, muffty day at school refers to when you're allowed to wear a free dress tee. Yeah. But a lot of schools in the US kind of just have that all the time. Every day is muffty day. My school did muffty days where you could wear whatever you want, but then we had a new principal come in, Miss Siocas, and I'm naming her, came in and said, no muffty days because it points out the poor and the rich and it makes the poor people who can't afford the nice clothes feel inadequate

because the rich kids are running around in polo Ralph Lauren and then there's this poor kid in a Hessian sack on the quadrangle. I do remember getting nervous before Mufti days because it was like, oh, my God, I have to put my best foot forward. I know. Then you watch Euphoria and they're all in tank tops and leather jeans. I'm like, that is not realistic. And also bullying is strife in high school with a uniform.

I can't even imagine what it would be like if you could wear whatever you wanted. I feel like next week's Mufti week, but we wear Mufti clothes every week anyway. We should do the opposite and come in uniform. No, then you're having to prep. Stop prepping things. The whole point is you do nothing.

I have to put clothes on. Yeah, but then you go, I'm not going to come in nude and be like, ah, no prep. Do we all still have our year 12 jerseys? Why don't we all wear them? I never had one. Is yours? Why?

Oh, because it got burned at its sake with her a few years ago. Ah, of course. Of course. Well, I could find mine. I'm sure it wouldn't fit, but I could wear it as maybe like a scarf or an anklet. Great. Anklet.

Next week, let's wear it. I'm actually kind of looking forward to Mufti week next week, the muck up show Yeah, Mufti week is next week Are you going to find some Mufti music? I've already got Mufti music Jenna, we'll have a whip Monday and then we'll discuss Tuesday and an action call Can you pop your lips on whip again? Whip

We'll have a whip Popping good today, whip That's good We'll whip And I'm 000 Tuesday It's popping good today. Whip. Yeah. That's good. We'll whip. Cool. Okay. Yep. Deal. And I'm 000 Tuesday.

Okay. Gee, if I'm really going to commit to doing nothing next week, I should WFH. You really should. Yes. You really should. No, that'll make the edit harder, Jenny. You don't want that. No, you don't even do that.

Oh, that's true. Please don't do that. No, God, no. Yeah. All right, let's go. Let's get out of here. 101, what a treat it was, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, this is already starting to skew a bit mufty at the moment. It is a bit muff. We've just been rambling. let's go. Let's get out of here. 101, what a treat it was, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, this is already starting to skew a bit mufty at the moment.

It is a bit muffed. We've just been rambling. Let's go. And we're back next week. Mitchell, you're doing nothing. It's your kickback relax show. Get in, get out. Fly in, fly out, as they would say.

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A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end. We pretend we're done and people assume that the show's over, but no, we're actually still here goofing around. Yeah, just pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. Wool. Wool.

That's a hard mispronunciation. Some are easy, some are tough. That takes a lot of brain power. It actually doesn't. It does. It actually doesn't. I does. It actually doesn't. I don't know why you're so confused. But I still don't think that works.

Yeah, you've got a few screws lost in your brain today. Lost works? But how does confused work? Because it's an ooh sound, like ooh. Yeah. Anything with ooh in it. Ooh, yeah. Like, oh, you've got to get a Barocca, but first you have to dilute it in water.

Yeah. Just ooh. Rust. Just, ooh, rust. You know? Anyway, a lot of doom and glum today. Doom and glum. Doom and glum. Double word. Yeah, no, I've got nothing.

I physically can't speak. I'm going to mansplain it to you. Ready? Anything with you or in it. No, I've fully got it, but my brain can't actually piece it together. Well, I don't think you've got it then. No, I've got it, but I can't do it. It's like I know not to murder Jenna, but I physically could right now.

But I would never do it. Yeah, right. Would you? I wouldn't. I'm not doing, nah, nah. Wouldn't. Before Monday week, before I sign off for the week, I'm making one last decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mispronunciations are banned. You know how we said before, I'll send him in. Fucking forget about it. This has happened the last two times I've done it. You've just been like, oh, yeah. His pronunciations are banned. You know how we said before, I'll send him in. Fucking forget about it. This has happened the last two times I've done it. You've just been like, oh, my God, my brain's not working. And I'm like, all right, well, we're not forcing it then. Well, I bring easy ones. The ones I bring are very simple.

It's like instead of bread, she said broad. But your ones are like, they say chimera. But instead she said chimera. It's the word roof, and she says it as roof yeah but then you're going CONFUSED no CONFUSED because the U

no I think it needs to be the same spelling I don't think it can just be well then find one with the same spelling and go from there I've been through them but there's only so many words with an U in it

with two O's mood mod yeah but BLIOND yeah and I also said I don't want to get a FION

it's just the I part. Yeah. It doesn't have to be spelt the same. Anyway, so I've got some options for the Mufti Day bed. This is for Mufti Show. Mufti music. Can I talk over this if there's lyrics? True, actually.

That's a bit aggressive, isn't it? Yeah. Do you have any other options? Yes. Look at this. What is Muftucky about this? What vibe are you going for? You're going like a Gold Coast schoolies part.

Year 6 disco. Oh, what's a year 6 disco song? Absolutely Everybody by Vanessa Amorosi. Oh, my God. Absolute. How do you spell absolutely? That's a hard word to spell. Oh, here we go.

No, it's not. Oh, this song My dad was always security at the discos And he would stand at the door in a North Face jacket It was very fun Of course he was Mum was in the canteen making spiders Oh god They've got big school volunteer energy don't they

Yeah spiders I love a spider No I meant your whole family. Oh, sorry. Sorry. If I'm really going to lean into this not doing anything next week, I'm going to do what you do and not even listen to me. What did you say?

Yes, this one. Shut up, Siri. We already know. Shut up, Siri. We already know. Shut up. That's good. Bring it all back to bring it all back. Now, nah, this is the ultimate disco song. I used to lip sync it.

It was, I loved it. Nutbush. Oh, my God. You know the Nutbush is not an American thing? No other country... None of them know. No other country knows the Nutbush. It's quite literally...

Yeah, like the dance. They don't have a dance to it. They know the song. It's like apparently people in America don't say hippie parade. They just finish the song. No. Is that real? You know, even Tina Turner didn't even realise there was a dance to it.

Really? Yeah. Is this her song? Yeah. Turner didn't even realise there was a dance to it. Really? Yeah. Is this her song?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. They play this, I swear they played this three to four times in a disco. And the Macarena. YMCA, Macarena, yeah, all of them. Yeah, Macarena. Sorry, one more. You're pretty hot.

This is so school disco. I could have sworn I knew all the words But now listening to it back There's no way I know Ready? Yeah, we've got to be cool boys today Absolutely different That's appropriation

I'm not even attempting that I can picture you as a primary school student Be like, I know all the words Yeah, just tell everyone What do you prefer? Teaspoons or tablespoons? Oh, you're still going. Yeah, I've been quiet for a bit trying to think of words with double O.

Teaspoon. Yeah, I think teaspoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why the fuck do you favour a teaspoon? I don't have as much in it. Yeah, but that's the thing. If you have something and you're using a teaspoon, then you can have... Give me a second.

It feels like you're having more. Don't pay attention to her. That's the same woman that thinks Room by Brie Larson is the best film ever. Room is the best. Yeah, well, you know who my favourite Triple J artist is? Flum. You know that I didn't realise the difference between... Because you know how they abbreviate tablespoon and teaspoon in a recipe? They just put TBS or whatever. I was wondering why the fuck are my meals

so greasy? Because I was only meant to be putting two teaspoons of olive oil and I was putting two tablespoons and then being like, fuck, this feels so fatty. I would order the healthiest thing on dinnerly and then be like, why is it greasy as fuck? Oh, my mistake. Pouring in oil. Sometimes I do choose to just use the tablespoon though. Like when it comes to mayonnaise, I'm like two teaspoons ain't enough for me. I've been having chia seed puddings. I've been making them from

home with chia and coconut milk. It's very yum. But I can only have it with plastic baby spoons from Ikea. I can't have it with a tablespoon. It has to be a teaspoon. What? And plastic? Why? Are they those coloured ones? Oh yes. They're so good. Are they waterproof?

Yes, they are. Ah, my computer's not working. That's a troubleshoot. Sorry, why do you need plastic spoons, you idiot? It's just, it just feels better and the food tastes better on it. Like a yoghurt or a chia pudding or I like a little baby spoon. Also makes me feel like

I'm eating it slower. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant disposable ones that you buy for barbecues. No, no, I'm talking like the ones that you feed a baby with baby food. You still reuse them. Yes, that's the exact reason. I can get behind that. I thought you were just mental and buying all these spoons and using them every day. No, that's going to ruin the environment.

No, but that's why I use the teaspoons because you feel like you're getting more from it. Have you thought about where you and Hayden will go on your honeymoon? No. Oh, I'm still full of them. That's them. I've got the spoons out.

Yeah, those spoons, yeah, they hit different. Don't they? They're great. And just for anyone, for the international listeners, they are Calas from Ikea. Search Calas. The yellow one, the green one, and the pink are my favourite. Blue kind of makes me a bit mad. I love Ikea. I can't believe Mitch you've never been. It's the best store.

Yeah, right. I'll take your word for it. But the food is good. The food. The food is good. Shit. The food is good, yeah. Have you ever eaten a kangaroo? I have. Rough. I want to hear the grab one more time because i want to hear it in context

because it's so stupid and i know if you're not watching right now you're kind of just like oh house is on fire but we will have footage of the house on fire and it's like it's not just a normal house fire it is like the whole house is up in flames that's coming out of the roof like the roof has collapsed like a movie explosion who is this woman what's the name of the roof, like the roof has collapsed. Like a movie explosion. Who is this woman? What's the name of the podcast? I'm googling. I want to see her face. Murder with my husband. Yeah, Jenna committed that to memory. She goes, yeah, mental note. I'm going to get amongst that. Murdering husbands.

I've got to take notes. Jenna and I bond over our love of true crime podcasts. Yes. Yeah, right. Do you actually listen to Murder with my husband? No, but I will be for now. Oh, there she is. There she is, the fool. Oh, yeah. I can't get amongst true crime podcasts. If I'm going to gorge on crime, I want to watch a TV show where they've actually acted it out,

not just two clowns talking about it and saying roof. Oh, it makes sense. It makes sense because they film their show and put the whole thing on YouTube. There you go. The thing that makes me most nervous about doing these stand-up gigs, it's like, what if I'm really shit? Like, I'm petrified with fear, the thought of being bud by the crowd.

You don't want to be bud. You don't want to be bud. When I used to play water polo, there was a girl named Buddha. Because she was fat, they used to call her buds. It was awful. That's terrible. They called me noodles. For what reason?

I was hit in the head with a pool noodle, had to get seven stitches. Oh, right. I've told that story, I believe. Imagine if you survived a shooting and everyone called you Bullet. That's fucked. Like naming you after your trauma. Yeah, imagine if you escaped. You were almost beheaded.

And then your whole life, they almost call you, there's Beheady. Decapo. What are you doing? I'm on someone's Facebook. What are you doing? Should I edit Jamie's cover photo? Upload photo? See, this is the thing.

Jamie, who works for Kyle and Jackie O, good old Mayo, too trusting. I would never leave anything logged in because people like you exist and they will fuck with it. You can't. Oh, he's put our logo as the cover photo. Should I do it? You can't do that. No, no.

Save change. It's just like dobbing us in. It's like writing your name on a deck. Everyone knows who the fuck wrote it. True. Or the cover photo. Should I do it? You can't do that. No, no. Save change. It's just like dobbing us in. It's like writing your name on a desk. Everyone knows who the fuck wrote it. It's your name. Or edit cover photo. Well, I'm on the Kiss computer, so I need to, there's something, there needs to be something that is.

Put a photo of someone else's wedding. Because like her current photo is a wedding photo. Okay, let's do it. Can you do that searched similar images thing? Stock wedding photo. I'm going to put one up with shutter shock. Watermarks over the centre. Actually, no, don't do it.

No, don't. Because I remember last time one of my colleagues here changed shit on her Facebook. She was so pissed off. And so I feel like as I'm witnessing you do this, I'm like, no, I can't endorse this. I'll do it. Who? No, I'm not endorsing it. Can we just see how it would look?

I don't think you should do it. Yeah, okay. I'll see how it looks. You're right. You're right. You're right. Please don't. Oh, my God.

That is the shittest photo ever. That is the shittest stock photo ever. They hate each other, that bride and groom. Yeah, because they're paid actors. Not very good ones. Okay. Jamie Blasquez is her name. If you guys want to have a look so you can see the cover photo.

Get people to stalk her personal Facebook account. Happy wedding photo. It actually kind of looks like it. Save change. No, don't. Don't. I don't think you should do it. So it's gone from her and her husband on a field getting married to this.

Done. You just need to save. She'll be fine. We're friends. She'll get a laugh out of it. There's just something so high school about hacking someone's Facebook. Like, oh my God, I can't believe you just did that problem is the last one has got so many likes because it's an announcement of her wedding and now she's gonna have to change it back to it

and she's gonna have to start from scratch now you can use an old photo as your cover photo and it like carries over oh my god she's did she get one like already oh fuck me i got the hiccups out of nowhere how do i get oh how do I get rid of hiccups again? Hold your breath. Hold your breath. Oh, you guys are just trying to kill me. That's not true. All right, I'll try the holding the breath thing.

You guys are going to have to fucking talk if I'm holding my breath. Sorry, sorry. You don't just sit here and watch me do it. Jeez, it looks good on Facebook. You cover photo. It looks really good. It looks good. Good for... Make a screenshot for the group. Yeah, Jenna, screenshot that it. It looks really good. It looks good. Good for her. I'll take a screenshot for the group.

Yeah, Jenna, screenshot that. All right, great. We love her, too. She's a good sport. I don't know if she will be. I told you. I've seen this turn ugly before. Who was it?

Was it her? Yeah. Oh, really? That's what I was trying to tell you. This is the shit you miss if you don't listen to me. She flipped out? Yeah. I feel bad.

Did I not say that, Jenna? I didn't know it was her. I heard you. But what was changed? A status or something. I can't remember. Yeah, we wrote a status and changed the profile picture. Oh, no.

And she was really mad. Yeah. Furious. I'm going to change it back. What a little bitch. I can't handle being hated. If you're going to hack someone's Facebook, you've got to commit to it. You know what I'll do?

This is an ultimate hack because it's almost a gaslight. I'll change it back, but I'm not going to delete the record of the previous one. So it'll stay in the previous cover photo. So in 10 years, she'll scroll past. She'll get a Facebook memory of his stock photo. She'll be like, what? Michelle Hassos, her mother. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah, now. Okay, so I need to go. You're in too deep now. I need to make this cover photo, right? Oh, Mayo's a much more beautiful bride than that stock photo anyway. All right, there you go. Done.

So it's changed back to what it was. Oh, my God, remember we went to her wedding? Yeah, it was gorgeous. I forgot about that. It was stunning. All right. Oh, it's in the news feed, though. Remember we got in trouble, Mitch, after we got back from Mayo's wedding because we caught

a taxi from the venue back into Newcastle. And you just found an old cab charge lying around. And you were like, let's just use that. Oh, it's on the company's card now. We're getting a free fucking taxi out of this. And then we got pulled into the office. Why did you spend $80 on a company cab charge that wasn't approved? It was from like years ago.

You just hadn't used it. There was an internal investigation. And we were front and centre. Yeah, all because of the narc receptionist. And now she's been made redundant. Yes, she has. Maybe that's why. She has.

Took her cab charging too seriously. I'm like, babe, it's not your money. Who cares? She's like, I traced it back to the middle Jira mountains. Shut up. I'll trace your body there. It's a joke. It's a joke.

I'm just listening to too much. Murder with my lover. What a dumb name for a show. Murder with my husband. Is it just me? It's with my friend. You know what's a great hack when you're getting up first thing in the morning to try and avoid feeling sluggish is you just never use the snooze button.

As soon as the alarm goes off. Go back to having the hiccups. Back to the doorbell. I'll just bring the doorbell gag back. Wait, is that the My Kitchen rule? Yes. Yeah, did you not realise that? No, not until now.

Always edited so poorly, as if they had a HD speaker in their kitchen. Like, the salmon, we've just dropped it on the floor. Luckily, we've got time. Manousia. Imagine if My Kitchen rules didn't have the budget that it had And they're just like Oh no, I dropped my croquette bush Manoos

Manoos Open the screen door Yeah, the dramatic effect isn't the same on that shit doorbell Oh, there he is outside the caravan I really want to get one of those doorbells where Oh, there he is, outside the caravan. I really want to get one of those doorbells where you don't have to be home to answer. A ring. I want a ring so bad.

Like a ring doorbell is what they're called. The big one's called ring, yeah. Oh, okay. Hayden and I, now that we live in an actual house, not like an apartment, like we have a front door and it's on a street, we want to get one really bad. But apparently my neighbour had one. They've had two and they've both been stolen. Oh, are they like sought after? Yeah, with a couple of hundred bucks.

I mean, unless you get it drilled into the wall and we're renting, so you have to like adhese it. It'll get stolen. So we have to wait. Yeah, right. One of these days you should take me to an IKEA showroom. Sorry, I'm still on that. I need to.

You really are. We need to wrap up. Why don't we go? It's been a great show. Like I told you before, my mum tried to convince me to buy Rivers branded shoes and I said I refused. We sound fucking dary. We really do. Oh God, I'm interested to see what will come of Mufti Week. You know what, it's good to be interested in other sexualities.

Oh, did I accidentally say I'm interested in Muff? In Muff, yeah. Yeah, right. I'm very excited for Mufti Week. And Jenna and I, we already have ideas. We're telepathically transferring them to each other now. We have not stopped the recording. We've recorded this one.

How could you have already brainstormed without me hearing it? No, I knew. Telepathically. Yeah. Jenna and I have spoken. Okay. Yep, and let me tell you. It's going to be a good show.

Pretty big. Big show. Big show. Very big show. Okay, I'll take your word for it. I just need to find show. Pretty big. Big show. Big show. Very big show. Okay, I'll take your word for it. I just need to find the Mufti music. But we'll have that for next week. Have fun with the edit, Jenna.

Will do. You'll be right, Jen. It'll be good. It'll be good. Yep. All right, let's go. A pleasure, guys, to be here with 101. And we'll see you next week for 102.

102. Should we do When We Get 106, do a whole episode as if we're on 106.5? No. No. No. That's really lame. If these are the ideas you're serving up for Mufti Week, it's going to be an issue. Or for episode 104, we just pretend we're 104 and just be a really boring show for a day. On Today FM.

Yeah. I can do that. I can be really boring on purpose. Welcome back to Is It Just Me? I'll have to really, it'll be a struggle to not be naturally entertaining, but yeah. It'll be hard. I'll have to really dial that back. Jenny, you'll be fine. Yeah, I'll be fine. What a bitch. I'll be the struggle to not be naturally entertaining. It'll be hard. I'll have to really dial that back. Jenny, you'll be fine.

Yeah, I'll be fine. I'll be in my element. All right, let's go. Bye, everyone. Thank you for listening. Like, subscribe, review. We'll see you next week. Like, subscribe to what?

What are they liking? Murder With My Husband, the YouTube channel. Oh, yeah, you subscribe to that. No, you've got to follow on the podcast app, whether that be Apple or Spotify. You can also leave a rating on both. Five stars or nothing at all. Keep it to your fucking self.

Amen. I had to change from one ply toilet paper to three because one ply was just too... Rough. Rough. That's why I left water polo because in the end it was just too... Rough.

That's why my doorbell keeps getting stolen Because of the suburbies Rough I've been hitting the gym real hard recently I've got grand plans to get buff Rough Nah, we've lost it We've lost it We've really lost it

See you everyone Thank you for listening My news here We gotta go Alright, thanks for listening idiots We'll catch you back next week See you for Mufti here We gotta go Alright thanks for listening idiots We'll catch you back next week See you for Mufti's show Love ya bye

Bye Hope the show made you feel 2% better as well Fuck Stop the music Sorry Alright my apologies I can't believe I nearly forgot That's fine

We hope this podcast Made you feel at least 2% better today That's all So we know. Why are you doing a whole accent for that sentence, Mitch? Why are me the money? I do not have

time for you. You poor. You fat. You fat. You look poor. You look poor. You're poor. Your husband mad with you because you're fat because you're pregnant. Yeah, she's a real bitch. Yeah, and it's weird. That show is shocking.

I don't think it's good. Hot take. It's not a good show. Hot take. It's a very lukewarm take there. Take. Take. No.

Wow, we have had three strokes each. What's the show again? Inventing Anna. Inventing Anna. Yeah, I saw that episode three was an hour and seven minutes and I went, nah. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, nah. I thought it was good. Yeah, I saw that episode three was an hour and seven minutes, and I went, nah. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, nah. I thought it was good.

Yeah, I'm sure you did. No, it's good, but it's just a commitment. It is. And Anna's a bitch, like you. She is a bitch. Yeah, true. True. Oh, my God, Anna and Jenna are not unlike each other.

No. Maybe that's why I like the show. She's got a secret identity somewhere. She hangs out with highfalutin types like us. True. That she has no right hanging out with. Yeah. Yeah, she's just faking it.

We don't ask any questions. We just let her in. Yeah. So you should. With the inner sanctum. So we should. All right. See you, everyone.

Love you all. See you next week for Mufti Show. We've really got to practice that so we do thing, by the way. I know. We'll mail it next week. All right. See you. Love you.

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