Is It Just Me? - #111: Talkback Tingz LIVE!

Episode Date: June 26, 2022

It’s our first TALKBACK EDITION of the podcast and it’s a loooong episode! Thanks to everyone who called in or watched the livestream💛In this episode:When someone knocks on the bathroom stall (05:26)Churi’s “Perfect Package” (10:38)Lime Milkshakes (15:07)Destroying your UberEats (21:36)Everyday Rewards whore (24:03)The orange traffic light (27:16)Blue Heaven milkshakes (30:07)Which Mitch is the bigger bitch? (32:14)Do straight guys act gayer than gay guys? (38:17)Towels are better than drugs & dick (40:35)More things better than drugs & dick (44:29)More support for the lime milkshakes (50:27)IIJM’s mother hen (53:26)Cold showers (55:17)Community Facebook Pages (01:00:12)Imagining celebrities shitting (01:02:17)White bath towels (01:04:53)Converting a new listener (01:07:01)Old people shitting (01:09:31)The prize pig (01:13:04)Churi’s phone number got LEAKED! (01:15:02)Bonus nuggets (01:16:40)Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (01:19:46)Get in touch @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Would you like to try a vape? Why would you take up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? I think for people. I'll tell you why. Yeah. Because you're young and stupid. Some things make more sense than others.

You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and I just don't know how you figure that's going to happen when you're ordering a chocolate mousse. No. You know, I had it in the car on the way home, and I didn't have a spoon. So I was like an armadillo trying to get ants out of a hole. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.

Being fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been fingered by the right person. Goodness me. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of bitches. Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in the opener this season. I'm sorry.

Ta-da! Now, here's Mitch Julie and Mitchell Coombs. Oh, my God, Mitchell Coombs, we're live, baby. We are live. We are actually, actually live. We're on Facebook at the moment. The people are witnessing our inaugural Talkback edition of the podcast. The annual Talkback

Tings Live! It's annual, is it? Well, I just say it's annual, then we'll forget by next year. Although we said Pig Week was annual and then that happened, so... Let's make that call, whether it's annual or not, after we've done it. It could be shit. Smart, at the very end of the show. So the phone number is 029611

1065. If you want to call, if you're watching live right now. Yep, Facebook or Instagram. The whole team is here, though. Pricekeeper Jenna is on. Hi. Hi, Jenna. Hello, hello.

Great to have you here. Great to be here. Contraceptive diaphragm. Sam is here. He's working the phones. Yeah, he's... Hi, guys. He's so stressed. He's multitasking.

Oh, should we take a call? Yeah, well, I haven't opened the phone lines yet. This is exciting. Hold on. I have to officially... Officially. Open the phone lines. Oh, should we take a call? Yeah, well, I haven't opened the phone lines yet. Hold on. I have to officially. Officially. Open the phone lines. This is a ceremonious event.

I can't wait. We actually get to chat to our listeners live. This is, and obviously, if you've heard the show, you'll know our famed segment, Talkback Tings. Yes. Where we listen to talkback radio shows, unfortunate moments, and we bully them and laugh at them. This is your chance to call us. It's essentially a talkback radio show.

That's all. Yeah, and I mean, I feel like it's easy in theory. You just take phone calls, chat a bit, but it could be harder than we think. Oh, we're about to try. Should we open the lines? Yeah, shall we open the lines, everyone? Let's do it.

Okay, here we go. Count me down from three. Three, two, one. What? Hold on. Oh, for Christ's sake. What have you done? Another countdown. Sorry, for Christ's sake. What have you done? Sorry, that's me.

Another countdown. Sorry, let's go. Three. Two. One. Oh, fuck. Sorry, that's a me thing. Sorry, hold on.

Let me just... One sec. Sorry, I don't know what's going on. See, I told you it might be easier said than done. That's the modem. Is Instagram on? We're on Instagram? Yeah, my bit's working fine.

And we're on Facebook? Yeah. Okay, give me another one. Three, two, one, ready? Three, two, one. There we go. We're on. Phone lines are open and they must be working internationally.

Wow, internationally. You're right. The first call is coming from Canada. We've got Sand. Hello, internationally. You're right. The first call is coming from Canada. We've got Sand. Hello, Sand. Good morning. Good morning. Is your name actually Sand?

Yeah. My parents are big fans of the ocean. I love it. Check Sand out. Do you have other siblings? You're calling from Canada. What time is it there? It is currently 4.40 in the morning.

Oh, holy shit. Michael, wait, so did you just up and at them or did you set an alarm for the show? I set an alarm and woke up like five minutes ago. Oh, my God, you gorgeous band. I love the dedication. Oh, that's going to be hard to top, actually. Although it was ballsy of us to choose a caller first on our very first inaugural Talk Back

Things Live that has a 12-second delay. Yeah, no, that's great. But it's fine. We can hear you loud and clear, Sam. So you're a listener all the way from Canada, are you? Okay, that's good. How long have you been listening? Oh, probably about a year.

Okay. Okay, where'd you find this, Sam? I think I found it from TikTok. Yeah. And then I've driven across the country for work twice in the last year. So a lot of driving and ended up listening to like binging the entire like 50 episodes. And you're still not sick of us. Yeah, no, I absolutely

love it. I actually am moving to Australia in September. Piss off! Oh, we need to bring you in and meet you in the flesh, Sam. You need friends, Sam. That would be amazing. It actually says here on the screen

Sam has made a note that you have an Idjim forest. Do you want to get into that? Have we got time? Yeah, sure. Should we give him the sound effect and everything? May as well. All right, Bradley is here. You're on a weekend, Bradley.

This is rare. No one's ever pushed in and done an Idjim before us. No, but Sam fucking deserves it. The poor guy set an alarm. On a Saturday morning. In Canada, of all places. His sister, Shell, next door is awake from the loudness of this phone call. Don't even get me started on Sea Sponge upstairs.

Don't even get started on Uncle Blue Bottle either. Oh, my God, he lives. And let me tell you, once Aunty Cuttlefish hears about this, you will be pissed off. Okay, sorry, Sam. Bradley will count you in. I think give us your regimen, okay? Amazing.

Is it just me or... The delay. Do you have no idea what to say when someone knocks on the bathroom stall door anymore? That's good. But wait, what would you say before you say anymore? Like times have changed. Like I feel like it's always been... I usually do like third person as though it's not me.

Someone's in here. Yeah, I just panic. I'm like, uh, uh, yup. Yeah, I think I go, occupied. Just a minute. Occupied. Or like, document! Fuck off!

You know what's funny, Sam, though? In the US and in Canada, I don't know what it's like in Canada, but I don't know if you've ever been in a public toilet in the US. The gaps in the public toilets are like an inch. You can see full bum and full dick. Everything about the toilets in the US is so wrong. You look up and you make eye contact with them. Yeah, and the locks are like a toothpick sticky taped to the door.

This isn't holding anyone out. Do they not have that thing in Canada? Do they not have the thing where it says vacant or occupied? Like the red and green? Do they not have that? Why are people knocking on the stall door? If there's someone in there, then you should know. They're pretty uncommon.

There's only a couple of them around in public bathrooms that you'd find at the park or something. Who knew we had such exotic toots? I love it. Oh, my God. I was at the Star on the Gold Coast, a fancy hotel. But the sink was one of those automated sinks. So you put your hand under and it would wash.

I don't like those. No, but it also had an automated hand dryer in the sink. So you put your hands in, then you washed, and then after the wash started, it blew air, but then it just splashed the soapy water back into my mouth. It was terrible. I don't like that. Sinks have gone too far.

Too far. Hot take. Hot take. Bring back faucets.. It was terrible. I don't like that. Sinks have gone too far. Too far. Hot take. Hot take. Bring back faucets. Yeah, I agree. All right, well, Sand, this is so cool. We definitely need more bacon time. So thank you for listening.

That's very, very sweet. Can you spread the word in Canada for us? Oh, I've definitely gotten at least three or four of my friends. Oh, God, you're good. We're so chuffed that you got up especially for this, Sand. It's been great chatting with you guys. This is super cool. He's falling asleep.

Yeah, he's going to go back to bed for sure. All right, see you, Sam. We love you. Sorry, Tunnel. He would have loved that. I just had to hang up on him from international. Oh, shit. Should we take another one?

I'm hooked, baby. Yeah, I'm in the mood now. Go on one more and then we'll get into the podcast. Let's go to local. Let's go to Brisbane here in Australia. Cassandra is on. Hi, Cassandra. Hi, darling.

Hello, my darlings. How are we? All the better for hearing your voice, Cassandra. What's got? Look, I had to wear the IJM shirt today just in pride walking around Brisbane all day. Yeah, you're a good girl. She's wearing our merch. Oh, yes.

What are you rocking? Is it the new Season 4 merch? Yes. It's very, very comfy. They're so comfortable, guys. They are comfy. It's amazing. Of course.

We wouldn't give out crap like that. No. Oh, no. No. Quality, darling, all the way. What's going on in Brisbane? Are you, like we said, flying the Idjim flag? Oh, most definitely.

I've actually managed to convert my husband, who is completely straight as a die, to you guys. So, yeah. Wow, we're so palatable. That's nice. Happy Pride Month, I guess. Yeah. So, yeah, I just wanted to ring you guys and say thank you so very much

for being your true selves and inspiring others to be their true selves as well. Yeah, because it's definitely a very refreshing thing and it's definitely something that we need more of. Oh, bless your heart, Cassandra. That is gorgeous. Thank you so much. What a beautiful note to start the show on. I know. You know, we have some good, loyal idiots up in Brisbane.

The other day someone stopped me on the streets of Brisbane, and she worked at the Star, and I can't remember her name, but shout out to the lady that works at the Star. I promised you I would give you a shout out. Maybe Margaret. But the Rogue Traders were performing. It was very loud. I couldn't hear.

Next time you come up, let us know. My husband and myself and my housemate, we actually run a hard dance group. So you can actually come to one of our nights. No, probably not. Oh, I will be there. What's hard dance, Cassandra? Can you explain how that works? Hard style.

Defcon. Defcon 1, hard style sort of stuff. I'll be there. That's not really us, Cassandra. Is it skewing a bit Zumba? Jenna will be there with fucking bells on. A bit of Zumba, Jenna. I'd have to throw that on for you most definitely.

I'll be there. Thank you, Cassandra. What a sweetheart she is. I know. So we're going to take more calls throughout the show. If you want to chime in during our itchums, you're more than welcome. 029-611-1065 is the number you can call. Should we get into it?

Yeah, fuck it. We're like a talkback radio show. We're just not racist and old. Every show is started number you can call. Should we get into it? Yeah, fuck it. We're like a talkback radio show. We're just not racist and old. Every show is started the same way too. Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate, or something we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.

And that's all we have today. If you disagree or if you agree or you've got a hot take on our idioms, call us. Anytime, darling. Normally you have to sit there and bite your tongue and go, that fat toad, crapping on about some bullshit. No, call me and tell me that I'm an idiot, because you can today. Oh my God, I love it.

Who's going to go first? Do you want to kick it off? Yeah, I'll kick it off. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What do you got? This is my first idiom for Talk Back Things Live.

Let's go. Is it just me or do you also have a perfect package size? Pardon? What? A perfect package size. Size doesn't matter, darling. No. What are you actually talking about?

Mine's out of the gutter. I'm talking about packages you get delivered to your door. Boxes. Oh, yes. There is one very, very set package or box when you order something online and it comes to your house, it comes to your work, that gets me wet. Go on, show us. I see it and I go, oh, that's the perfect box.

So I've got a couple and I want you to tell me, I want you to rate the box. Cool. Oh, my God. This is the first one. Hold on. Oh, my God. If this rocked up to your house.

Ooh. Excitement through the roof. That would get me excited. That is a big-ass box. It's a big box. It's a big package. You can't get bigger. Not always better because at the end of the day this could be filled with packing

peanuts. That's what I'm thinking. I know, I hate that shit. Paper. And you know what sucks about this big package? When you're done with it it lies around and you've got to put it in your recycling bin. No, it's good because then you use that to take the recycles out. Put your glass bottles. But at the end of the day it's not my perfect box.

I agree with you there. Now, I've got this box. That looks like it would hold a coffee mug, like a little box. Yes, it's a little petite box or a candle. I think it is a candle. Have a little hold. Ow! I'm sorry.

Sorry, what's your point? Which one's perfect? Oh, I'll get there. Don't you worry. Okay. No, I quite like an exciting little box like this. I like it. But the thing is, ow!

Got me right in the third eye! Sorry about that. It's not the perfect box. What about this one, everybody? Oh, it's a nice size. What could you put in there? There could be many things in there, a game console. Yeah, you're going to have to describe to people listening what sort of box we're dealing with here.

This one's probably, it's like a shoebox but taller. Two shoebox stacked on top of each other. Not quite a square, but this is, I'm going to be honest, this is a nice package. Yep. Have a feel, Mitch. I don't need to. No, I think you do.

That's probably my favourite so far. How many bloody boxes did you bring? When are we going to get to the perfect line? Can I just say something? Dylan has just commented, is this Jenna's junk? Fuck off, Dylan. I wasn't going to say it, Dylan. Fuck off.

I know what you were thinking. Is it because we're on Facebook Live? Yes. You thought it's very visual. Are we ready for my dream package? Yes. Shiri's ultimate box. I do have about four more, but I will cull them.

No, no, we're bored. Because we're being. Please, just show us the best. This is, ladies and gentlemen, my dream package. The ideal package in my eyes. Oh, a little Amazon one. Oh, look at it. What would fit that?

Look at it. You have to describe the size to people. It looks like it would fit a couple of TV remotes or something. A couple of TV remotes, maybe a good hardback book. It would fit maybe an iPad mini or a standard iPad. And you know what? It's taped. The label's clear on top.

And if you want to chuck it out, you just peel the tape off. And a shout out to everyone watching online that just pointed out that you can see Mitchell Churi's address on camera as he holds up the packaging. Thank you for that. Suddenly, this has come back to bite you, hasn't it? Oh, shit. I can't believe you're showing and telling empty boxes. You could have at least put things in them.

Did you want like a pass the parcel? Yeah, that would have been fun. I'm just going to put this over here. Chuck it, Jenna. 96111065 if you have any disagreements with it. But do you know what I mean? When a package arrives and you're excited for it and the box and you pull up and you go, it's at the door.

Yes. And you look at it and if I've got one of those gangly fuckers that I started with, I've returned the product. I've got to say, because I live in an apartment building and there's a few hoops to jump through to go meet the package guy, I don't get excited. Every time he buzzes the apartment, it goes, yep, I'm here. I just go, oh, God.

I say, I'll open the door, pop it inside. I can go days without picking things up. I went down this morning and there was a whole pile of boxes for me because I'd just forgotten to pick them up over the space of maybe a week. I know, exact same, right? And the reception area or whatever have put up a letter saying if boxes aren't collected within 48 hours, they'll be returned to sender. What?

Yep. So it's not exciting, whereas it would be for you because you live in a house. And don't we know? We now all know exactly where. I can't believe I just doxxed myself. I can't believe you did that. I just outed myself. You did.

You have to move. Again. All right. Well, I have an ideal package size. I'm not afraid to say that it's tiny. Yeah, we get it. That's what I'm saying. Yep.

All right. Makes sense. Let's go to yours, Mitch. Yep, I'm ready. This is mine. Is it just me, darlings? All right, let's go. Is it just me or?

Have you all slept on limes? The fruit? Yep. But I'm talking lime flavoured, okay? Lime flavoured milkshakes. Whatever happened to them? Where'd they go? No.

It used to be a standard offering You get your banana You get your chocolate You get your strawberry Or you get your lime Where have they gone? Lime milkshakes hit the clit They are divine

They're disgusting Yeah, they're fucking feral I beg your pardon, Jenna They're disgusting Mitchell, lime is not a flavour for a milkshake No It doesn't belong in milk It's so good

Lime doesn't belong in milk Yeah, but like In the same way thatime doesn't belong in milk. Yeah, but like, in the same way that banana doesn't belong in milk, banana flavoured shit barely actually resembles a banana. A banana's creamy and I can see how banana and milk go hand in hand but a citrus fruit and milk you didn't curdle it in your mouth. You want cottage

cheese to shake? I'm not squeezing a lime into a milkshake, you fool. I literally, literally lime flavoured. They did a lime nest quick really briefly when I fool. It's literally, literally lime flavoured. They did a lime Nesquik really briefly when I was young because you'd be able to make lime flavoured milk. And I adored it. I adored it. And then they discontinued it, which makes no sense to me.

How did that not become an instant hit? I will hand it to you. Lime flavoured shit. There was a moment in time when it was everywhere. True. And I want to go back to that time. If you had to guess, what year was that? I feel like I would have been maybe 10 or 11.

I'm going to say like 2007. Yeah, 2006, 2007. Oh, someone's just commented watching online. Remember the splices, the lime, the ice cream? Oh, yeah. And it has the lime coating around the outside. I fuck with the lime splice. I'm being turned.

I'm being turned. See, lime and cream can coexist. And I will say, I do like lime cottage cordial. Do they even make that anymore? You know what? We didn't call it lime cordial. We called it green cordial. Yeah, well, Alexia right here.

I thought you meant Alexa. I'm like, what? Alexia goes, no one stocks the cottage like lime syrup anymore. Really? But Ashley says Donut King still does lime milkshakes. Fuck off. Should we call one and see if they do it? Maybe your alter ego, Dot Wiggins.

Oh, she can make a return. Is she here? Because she would like lime milkshakes. What do you say? She would love it. If you're new here, if you're watching online and you're seeing this for the first time, Dot Wiggins is Mitchell's 90-year-old alter ego.

She's an old lady. We're going to get Dot in, but she's just putting a poise pad on because she had an accident. We've got Alex who's called through on 0296111065. Alex has a hot take on the lime milkshake. Alex, what do you want to say about the milkshakes? Cherry, I have to say I absolutely love a lime milkshake. Thank you.

Aren't they heaven? I absolutely love it. It's so refreshing. It's so refreshing. It's so delicious. Refreshing? I absolutely love a lime milkshake. Or you know what else is great and doesn't get the credit it deserves? A spearmint milkshake.

Ugh. A spearmint milkshake? I don't know about that. For fuck's sake, Alex, I thought you were on my side. You had her, Alex. You know what my nan used to get? I was about to say God rest her soul, but I spoke to her this morning. She used to get a pina colada milkshake, which was a standard milkshake with a pump of pineapple,

a pump of coconut, a pump of lime. Oh, that sounds nice. I know, but I think she invented it at this place we used to go to as a kid. She went, get me the pina colada. I went there once and the new staff member was like, we don't have that. And one of the oldies in the back went, no me the pina colada. And I went there once and the new staff member was like, we don't fucking suck that. And one of the oldies in the back went, no, for Claire, we do.

Like, it was very sweet. A pina colada milkshake? It does sound gorgeous. Apparently, Alex, the only place we can get our beloved lime milkshakes is Donut King. That's right, Alex. So that's why we're going to call them now. Dot, come in.

Did you just hang up on her? Yeah, she's gone. Bye, Hallie. Oh, boxes. Welcome, Dot. Oh, fucking. Yeah, she's gone. Bye, Hallie. Oh, boxes. Welcome, Dot. Dot, fucking... Yeah, sorry, Mitch brought all these boxes in. Jenna, help her up. Why does this one say Vibrazor? Shut up, Dot. Dot, we need you to make a phone call

to Donut King, please. Anal Vibrazor. And just ask how many lime milkshakes they sell by comparison to the standard, you know, chocolate, strawberry, banana, vanilla, whatever. How are you, girl? You're not invited much these days. No, it's been a while since you've been on the show, Dot.

Oh, itchy. These poise pads, I've changed them, I swear to God. They used to be so loose in the crotch. If you're still on your rags, Dot, you're 100 years old. You have reached the message bank of 029. Dear me. Mitchell, grandson, fix it. Okay, so they sit there, Dot.

Donut King must have shut down in Top Ride. Closes soon. Shit, we've got two minutes. I was thinking, I don't remember the last time I spotted a Donut King. No, I had one. I had an eclair yesterday. Of course you'd have an eclair. Dubbo, I remember I used to always go to the Dubbo Donut King.

They were great. Growing up, you used to want the dinosaur donut. Yes, I did. Dinosaur donut. Yeah, do you remember the little diners? I loved the dinosaur donut. You were such a poof. She can say it.

No, she can. It's up to us. Who? Oh, God. Dot, donut, you're calling donut king. Who? It's a donut chain. Dot? Oh, God. Dot, donut. You're calling Donut King. Who? It's a donut chain. Dot, they sell donuts and milkshakes.

Dot, this is it. Come over. You have reached the message bank. For fuck's sake. Look, safe to say they've got them. Is it safe to say? Can you imagine if fucking Tara Brown was that lazy with her research? She's trying to do an investigative piece and she goes,

I can't get to the source, so safe to say. She goes, you know what, Maddie McCann found. I'm sure she's somewhere. Safe to say. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.

If you're not following us online, you're missing all the fun, darling. We are live on Facebook for our special talkback edition of the podcast. Yes. Should we take some calls? Yes, yes. Don't forget the lines. I think we should reopen them just to refresh. Yeah, let's open the lines again.

In fact, exist. Let's open them up, everybody. I put the radio on. There we go. 0296111065 is our number. And if you're international, call us plus 61. We already had Bottle Brush or whatever the fucking name was. Bottle Brush.

Are you trying to say, what are they called again? What was his name? His name was Sand. Sand. And I really, really, really did not believe that that was his name. He's Canadian. Okay, there's people calling. Just take one at random.

Let's just take one. All right, let's go to this one. Hello. Who are you calling for? Hello. I'm calling for a couple of Mitches. Oh, sorry. They're not available right now.

No, you've got the wrong number. What's your name? My name's Lewis. I'm in WA. Hi. Hi, Chuck. How are you? We just answered you randomly because we saw you dialing there. Sam's overwhelmed because we're just getting that many calls, but we thought, yeah, let's just take a random one. What's happening? I was just calling up about the whole thing about packages and them leaving at your doors. I had an incident last night where I ordered Uber Eats and they left it right in front of the door and I opened it and everything

went fucking spilling out of Oh, that's not true. That has happened to me before. Don't tell me. Were there beverages in there that got knocked over? There was. Oh, Lewis. Yeah, there was actually a bench next to the door, which, because I'm such a fat shit, like, I've got a special spot designated for people to drop things off at, and, yeah, they

just dump it right in front of the door. God, I hate that. Hayden's mum has put a pack, she's printed out a sign that says, packages go here, thank you. And she sticky taped it to the front door, like next to it, because it kept happening so often. Oh, so does the door open like outwards? It's not a pull door when you're leaving?

My door opens outwards, yeah. Yeah, so does mine. I don't know why that's weird to me. Is that a design flaw maybe? It sounds like it. Yeah, I have most doors you pull, not push. I don't know. How long have you been listening?

I've been listening since about mid to late last year and I've listened to absolutely everything like ten times over. I just absolutely love it. It's something that makes me feel comfortable when I'm at home. I find the dulcet tones of Mitchell Coombs help me get to sleep.

I love his lisp. Hang on. Did you say that my lisp is soothing? Yeah, yeah. I love the way you talk. That's interesting. I've never had that feedback before. No, that's a first.

Oh, I just, yeah, I find it really comforting. Maybe I should do some ASMR. You should. You should. You absolutely should. And I've got my partner listening as well. He's been listening to Kiss for a long time and he remembers Jenna back on Jason Pee Day.

Oh, wow. You guys are loyal. The station that I work at nightly and I remember Jenna. Fantastic. Well, you know, the rule of threes, I'll wait for the final point that he's about to make. You've done Mitch, you've done Jenna. No, unfortunately, that's all we've got time for, Lewis.

It's been great to have you on, though. Oh, thank you for having me. And Mitch Turi, I absolutely adore you. There you go. that's all we've got time for, Lewis. It's been great to have you on, though. Oh, thank you for having me. And Mitch Turi, I absolutely adore you. There you go. There's a bit of love for you as well. There we go. And Dot Wiggins,

I'm absolutely obsessed. There you go. Thank you. Okay, a fake character. Thank you. Thanks, Lewis. Who have we got now? Are we up to Zane?

Yeah, we've got Zane. Hello, Zane. Hello, it's me, Zane, from literally the next room. I can see you. Oh, Zane's in. It's me, Zane, from literally the next room. I can see you. Oh, Zane's in the studio. Oh, do you want to just come in, idiot? Yeah, what are you doing?

Oh, yeah, I can do that. There's a lot of boxes in the way, but... Yeah, there's many boxes. Don't trip. There's a tripping hazard. No, that's fine. Oh, he's coming. He's going to need a mic.

What's that one? Oh, God, watch out. Oh, now you're going to have to... Hi, darling. Hi. Zane works for the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Is that mic two? Mic three. Oh, fuck it now. There you go. You're on. Zane works for the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Is that mic two? Mic three.

Oh, fuck it now. There you go. Zane's on. Hi. Now, did you have something to talk about or you just wanted to be featured? What were you calling about? Well, I mainly just wanted to be featured because I was in the next room and thought it would be fun. I do have an idjim.

Oh, yeah. Go, go. What have we got? Okay, wait. Is it just me or? Has anyone else become a real slut for everyday rewards in the last month? Oh, get fucked. I'm a flyby.

Every day I was going to say flybys, yeah, kind of, because we were talking about it not long ago. You've kind of inspired me to take it more seriously. Yes, good. I'm proud. But I don't really know what to do with the points once you get them. What do you do once you accumulate them? I'm putting them on Qantas points.

Oh, I do mine virgin. Yeah, I was going to say, wow, there's two types of people. I don't even have Qantas points. You're either a Qantas or a Virgin person. But it's only in the last three weeks that I've legit started taking this seriously after being quite against it for a long time. You've got a long hill to climb, darling. I know.

I recently just transferred all my Flybuys points to Virgin points, and it was fantastic. I'm pretty sure mine automatically does it. Yeah. It sounds like too much admin. No, once you set it up, it does it itself. I just have this daydream that I'm going to collect all these Flybuys points, and then when I'm 60, I'll go, oh, I'm going to check my account,

and then I'm just a millionaire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And inflation, those points will be worth a lot of money. Woolworths Everyday Rewards sucks. The card's orange, and it's disgusting. Those points will be worth a lot of money. Woolworths Everyday Rewards sucks. The card's orange and it's disgusting. I just do it on my phone. I think, look, the point is more so like doing a points thing now that the price of everything is ridiculous.

It's like if I'm going to pay $10 for a lettuce, if I'm going to pay $20 or whatever it is for fuel at the moment, I might as well get some points for it. True. It makes me feel a little bit better. Can you get them with petrol? Yeah. And, Paul, Woolworths, they talk to each other. Fuck off. I could Makes me feel a little bit better. Can you get them with petrol? Yeah. And Paul Woolworths.

They talk to each other. Fuck off. I could have been cleaning up this whole time. You've been paid to do this? No, I'm not. No, I just, this is the side of, there are closer Woolworths to me than Coles and that's what's won me over is the footsteps involved. Right.

I used to be a Woolies guy. It really is about location. The only reason I converted to Coles is because it was closer. Really? But what outside of Woolies does Everyday Rewards apply to? Because Flybuys is really upping the ante. You can get Officeworks points via Flybuys or whatever. Officeworks, you can get

them Bunnings. Bunnings is great. You can get Flybuys points. Oh, fuck Everyday Rewards off. I'm going Flybuys. Are we being paid to advertise Flybuys? Is Everyday Rewards Kmart or is that Flybuys? That's also Flybuys. Oh, but it would be Big W. Yeah, Big W.

Who shops at Big W? I do. Big W is the hidden, like, it's the Kelly of the discount department stores. Oh, is it? Okay. It has a solid body of work. Everyone pays attention to Kmart, the Beyonce, but Kelly's got hits. I'd go to Big W if I needed, like, a metric ton of trolley. They always have lollies on the

trolley lolly. That's true. They have a good card selection. Well, thanks for calling, Tess. I can tell that you're really impassioned. Rosie from Perth has called through. Hi, Rosie, darling. You're on with us. How are you? Good. Hi, Mitch, Mitch and Jenna.

What's your idgim? Have you got an idgim for us? Yes, I do. It Jenna. Hello. What's your idgim? Have you got an idgim for us? Yes, I do. It's just me. Oh, God. No, no, no. Shit. Wait. Bradley will count you in.

You know the rules. Was Rosie just on Facebook on Marketplace and found this live? She doesn't know how this show works. All right. Sorry. I'm playing you in. Finish the sentence. Is it just me?

Oh. Is it just me or...? Is approaching an orange light the most stressful thing ever? Yes. Oh, shut up, Jenna. You don't know how to drive yet. Oh, that's true, Jenna. Yeah, you can't relate. What sort of person are you, Rosie?

Are you like, I'm going to fang it, I can make that? Or do you get shit scared and slam on the brakes? Honestly, 50-50. But yesterday I slammed on the brakes and then like halfway through it went red. And I was like, yeah, bad call. No, it doesn't scare me. You know, I've got one point left. Yeah, you should be more vigilant, if anything.

But one of my friends was actually in an accident because she bitched it. Like an orange light came on and there was quite clearly enough time to get over the line through the traffic light before it went red. And she was going to do it. And then last minute she went, oh, no, I'm too scared, slammed on the brakes. And then the person behind her rear-ended her. So sometimes it's better to just, you know, assess the risk and fucking fang it. I went on a test drive yesterday in a Tesla because I'm thinking of going electric. And I went on a test drive and she went, you can go on your own.

And I went, fantastic. So I fanged it. And these electric cars are nuts. So I'm zooming through. She's like, press this button on the map and it will take you on a predetermined route, which is past all the kindergartens. It's slow, roundabouts. I go, nah, I'm going to drive over this bridge.

So I'm fanging it. I'm going nuts. I'm nothing illegal, but I am going a bit crazy. So I get back and she goes, awesome. She gets in the car. She goes, let me show you a really cool feature of the Tesla. It opened something called Sentry and it recorded the whole drive. Camera and everything.

And she played it back. Oh, that's horrible. And there's me weaving around a flock of baby ducklings, driving over a speed bump, doing a full burnout. And she goes, oh, is this that trip? I go, oh, maybe. that trip? Oh, maybe. Is it actually standard in Tesla or did they install that so that people don't go

playing silly buggers during the test drive? No, it's standard and she's like, it takes a lot of electricity so you can turn it on, turn it off, but as we're a test driver, we turn it on. It was bad. I would hate that. Imagine looking at the footage back. It's like when you open your inside camera accidentally and you're like, whoa, is that what I look like from that angle?

Yeah. It's about when you see like when your screen goes black and then you see yourself in the reflection of just a black screen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's why Black Mirror is called Black Mirror. Did you know that?

No. Gee, that really landed things. Way to bring down the vibe, Rosie! All right, let's do Nora. Nora's in Western Melbourne and I'm so glad she differentiated. Hello, Nora. Hi, Nora.

Hi, Nora. How you going? Yeah, no, we're fucking great, darling. It says here that you want to talk about limes. Please, please tell me you're on my side. More?

No, I prefer Blue Heaven. Blue what? Blue Heaven milkshakes. Oh, hang on. I'm going to have to Google that. I've had a blue heaven. Blue heaven? What does it actually taste like?

It's like blueberry, right, Norz? Yeah, definitely. And it's just really, really sweet and delicious and tastes like a child in a cup. Tastes like a child? Child in a sense. So is it vanilla raspberry? Nora sounds like she's an AI caller. She's not making any sense.

Nora, are you a computer? Hello? She didn't answer that question. No, I'm here. How are you? I'm just on a bad connection. How are you? Oh, okay.

So how many children have you tasted to know what children taste like? I didn't mean to say it like that. Innocence is like sweetness, like how kids love sweetness in lollies. And it takes her back to her childhood. Takes her back to her childhood. Well said. Nora, interesting. I like that.

What other old, old school lollies do I like? Oval Teenies. Oval Teenies, what's that? Oval Teenies. Oval Teenies. They're like, there's another. They're disgusting. Okay.

Right. Well, thanks, Nora. I love Zappos and, yeah, Zappos are the best. What about a zombie chew, Nora? Oh, zombie chews are good as well. Fuck yeah. Anything. I love to cola.

She seems to disagree with me. What about twisties, Nora? Twisties for the chicken flavor. Oh, we're going to say that. I've hung up on it. All right, 0296111065 is the number you can call. If you're watching online right now, you want to call through, the lines are open.

Nora, what about oxygen? Not for me. What about H2O water, Nora? Nah. Mitch goes, what about liquid concrete? Oh, tastes like baby. How good. How good.

I'm like, what about death penalties? She's like fucking here for it. What about Roe v. Wade being overturned today in the US? I love it. Disgusting. That's a topical thing. Simon has called through. Hello, Simon. You're in Sydney. Hi. Oh my God. I have made it in life

that I'm on Is It Just Me? with a couple of Mitches. Hi, darling. You are? Hello. What do you want to talk about? Hello. Okay. So I have an idj you want to talk about? Oh, my God. Hello. Okay. So I have an idjim. Is that okay?

Oh, yeah. We're going to have to get Bradley to cue you in again. Poor Bradley needs a strepsil after this. Just follow his prompts. Follow his prompts. Okay. Is it just me or? Does every time the intro song plays,

is it saying a couple of Mitches or a couple of bitches? That's my question to you. Do you think it sounds like he's saying bitches? Yeah, every time I hear it, oh, is it just me? Just another couple of Mitches. I always hear, is it a couple of bitches? No, he says hosted by. Mitch, can you fast forward to that for me?

I'll fast forward. Here we go. I can't see it, but I'm assuming this is close. It's Jenna. Please. It's before that. Before that. Listen carefully.

Goodness me. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of bitches. Hi. It's Jenna. No. Okay, it is just me then. I'm sorry.

Yeah, that's just you. No, it's like that weird effect where if you have the wrong lyric in mind. You hear it. You do hear it. I did kind of hear bitches, but no, it's not that. What are you implying? No, nothing. I love you guys.

Simon, who do you think, if one was a bit, if one is more bitchier, who is that person? Oh, it'd be totally you. Be totally you. Be totally you. Mitch Turi? Yeah, yeah. Can I tell you why? Yeah, it'd be totally you. Be totally you. Be totally you. Mitch Turi? Yeah, yeah. Can I tell you why? Yeah, I'd love that.

Because I remember when we had that podcast we did with Alan Jones. Was it Alan Jones? Is that right? Ben Fordham. John Laws. John Laws. The dead guy. Zombie, yeah.

He's not dead. Probably will be. Hey, stop it. This is what I mean, i mean right literally there was at one moment he's like um mitch is asking a question he's like oh you know why do you vape and mitch is like trying to come up with this like witty intelligent like rebuttal dancer and then i can just hear you in the background going what a fucking dumb question don't ask that old man like in your voice i don't think you know me as well as you think you do, Simon. Are you saying that you could picture what Mitch was thinking?

I'm not picturing what he was thinking, but I could totally picture that friend in the group going, yeah, we totally love you. Yeah, we came out drinking for you. I don't think you know. How long have you been listening to the podcast, Simon? Because that's not me at all. Okay.

I feel like I've ruined it. But literally since the start. Jeez. And did you just mute my name out? You just listened to Mitchell Coombs? No, no, no. He's not saying he doesn't like you. He just said that you're more of a bitch by comparison.

No, no. But to be fair, he hasn't justified it well. I don't know if you knew me. It's true. I'm sorry. I follow Hayden just because of you. Oh, no. Okay? No, that's true. I'm sorry. I follow Hayden just because of you. Okay? No, that's sweet.

I was literally, I was like, I feel bad for them. I feel bad. Like, he lost his jacket. I love you guys. A little side note. I do love the other Mitch a little bit more because we both used to work at McDonald's. And Macca's people stick together. It's true.

We all do have a bond. It's the oil. You're all stuck. You can spot them. They're the one in the background going, it's all right. Eh? I was saying, they're the one in the background going, is it all right?

Well, they're certainly not the ones interrupting me. Yeah, so am I. You're the bitch. Sorry, Tunnel. You're gone. So many people have commented, sorry, Tunnel. Hold on. Look, I know that we're new to this talkback thing,

but just a note before anyone calls us on 0296111065. You wait for a pause in the conversation and then you say something. Because at the moment there's a lot of talking while we're talking. But you know me. I would never think that. Poor John Law. No, I don't think you were thinking that. No, you were shitting yourself.

You were so intimidated by John Law. I'm a radio guy and he's the king of radio guys. I was terrified. It's the same when I'm in the room with Kyle Sanderlands. You're working with him after all these years. I'm still terrified of the man. It's just because of the radio thing. Well, I'm intimidated by him.

I'm not scared of him. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Even though he's so harmless. Honestly. We've got Talisha on the line. Is this my Talisha that I know well? Is this our friend Talisha? Hi.

Hi, darling. Hi. What are you after. Hi, darling. Hi. What are you after? So here's something, just going back a little bit. I feel like Mitchell has just the worst, worst opinions when it comes to snacks. Me? Coombs? Yeah.

Coombs. What are you referring to? Every single snack you've ever chosen. It's just horrible. Like it's actually getting to a point where it's like maybe this is it for us as friends. Because banana flavoured this, fucking lime flavoured that. Like Mitchell, a lime milkshake is going to curdle in your stomach. That's what I said.

It's like drinking cottage cheese, Talisha. Cottage cheese. One time I went to the house and he made me like a thing with cottage cheese and I was like, mmm, yum, thanks. Well, I don't recall you ever making anything for me when I visit you, so how about you stop bitching. At least I feed you when you come over. No, Mitch, I will say you have good snacks when we come over.

Did I not bring grapes for everyone today? Yeah, and I will say, give me those grapes. I'm so considerate. No, Mitch said before the live starter, Jenna, who wants grapes? And I said, that's so sweet. I'm sorry, Mitch. These are the most rancid off grapes I've ever seen in my life. They're not candy hearts.

You know what? You may as well have offered us a box of Sultanas. But they're not all off. This is a couple going a bit brown. They're not. Oh, that's no good. That's off. No. Take couple going a bit brown. They're not. Oh, that's no good. That's off. That rank.

I feel like this has been planted because everyone was hating on me. Yeah, I feel like Sam put her through because he was like, oh, Mitch Cherry's starting to have his ego bruised a bit, so let's ship him Mitchell King for his generosity of spirit and his thoughtfulness. I just want people who actually listen to the show. Thank you for calling, Talisha. If you want to get in touch, 0296111065.

Have some questions saying it's not working from the US, you've got to do plus 616102. Yeah, the area code is none of our business, idiot. You can figure it out yourself. All right, let's go to Will and Young. Hello, Will. Hi. How are you, Will?

What are you calling for? An idjim. Oh, you've got an idjim an is it just me of your own radio. Bradley's going to cue you in. You know how this works. Yeah. Is it just me or? Do straight guys act gayer than gay people?

High school thing, but like. Yeah, no, they're very handsy with each other, aren't they? Yeah. They are. I think it's because I was, it was ingrained in me when I was young and closeted to not do anything that indicates that, you know, oh, they might think I'm gay, but like, I wouldn't touch anyone, I wouldn't hug anyone, you know what I mean? Whereas because they are so comfortable in their straightness, they're quite happy to just touch each other up, like caress each other's asses. There's a lot of it going on.

Oh, my God. And coming from the – back in my water polo days, like I think – and actually I look back, I'm probably – I'm the only out one now. So the statistics are one of the other ones was gay. But they used to love in the change rooms like flopping dicks out, hitting on the ass and talking about – and they'd hump each other. And you'd go – the homoerotica – erotica?

Erotitism? I don't know, of those straight white boys, well, I don't know why they're white, but the straight boys is hilarious. They love it. It's like it's a country school as well. Oh, Mitch, you can relate to that. Yeah, exactly. So, like, what sort of shit's going down at your school, Will?

I'm in year 12 and we have this year 12 group chat, but I sent one of my pictures of my rainbow flag for Pride Month. And they're like, ill, gross, ill, ill. Oh, my God. That's awful. But then later that night, on the night, they were just sending like all this like, I'm gay and like this stuff. Right. They love it.

They love to bait and tease. I always say to my friends, I'm like, they're not hot and I'm not going to tell them I'm gay. I just can't do that. Amen. That's a great motto to live by. And you know what? When Jenna started the show with us, Mitch, remember what she said to us? She said, I'm hot, but I'm not gay.

And we said, okay. And we said, okay. So, Will, that's actually, that's been Jenna's motto the whole time. All right, let's move on to Peter on the sunny coast. Hello, Peter. Hello. What's happening, darling? Have you got an idgim or something else for us?

Well, it kind of is an idgim, but it's also something to add to your list of things better than drugs and dick. Good call, Peter. Okay, so that's actually a good shout. The number, if anyone wants to add to our list of things better than drugs and dick, is 02-9611-1065. And how would you explain the list of things better than drugs and dick? It's like little things in life you appreciate?

Yeah, it's the things that you wouldn't normally think to add to a list of things that you enjoy. But it's the little moments in life that make you think, God, this is better than anything else. Yeah, because we don't want our young listeners to become obsessed with dick and boys and partying because, you know, there's little things in life. What else is on the list? We've had things like a good crunch of an apple and apparently grapes as well. Grapes, a good crunch of a grape, good fresh towels.

And a garden. A garden, yep, that was Jess Malboy. We've had a bunch of our celeb guests. Keenan Lonsdale says staring into the sun and he'll never come back on the show. What's yours, Peter? Hit us with your things that you think are better than drugs and dick. I don't know if you just said it, Cherry, but just a really good towel.

A good towel. No, that's not on the list. I don't think we do have that on the list. You're right. You're right. Now, describe, Peter, the towel. Is it scratchy and old or is it fresh, fluffy and new? It just is just a good towel.

So it's like, you know, freshly washed or straight out of the dryer or like when you're freezing your ass off after a shower and it just is exactly what you need. I like a bit of thickness to the towel as well. And I also like a towel that isn't like a weak bitch of a thing where you put it in the wash, you've got all the little strands coming off it. You don't have to go through with a pair of scissors and cut off the little flyaways. Nothing worse. It has to be a bit thick.

Yeah, I like when a towel gets a bit old because sometimes a nice scratch is good with a towel. I want to feel like I'm being exfoliated as well as everything else. I wouldn't go that far. Also, I like a big surface area because the target for me is bigger than everyone else. So some towels I get and I can't tie it around the front of me. I get maybe an inch on both sides sometimes,

and I just do the world's smallest knot. You know what I hate? This just reminded me because you were talking about service area. You! What do you think about these, Peter? The bath towel. You know they're separate to a normal towel. They're bath towels.

They're meant to be, like, massive, you know? Is that like the bath sheet? Bath sheet, that's it. Is that what it's called? I've never heard of that. Yeah, Google bath sheets. It's like if you're buying a towel set, they'll often be a hand towel, the bath mat, a face washer,

a towel and a bath sheet. And bath sheets are so fucking dumb. What's the point? That's like next level. Yeah, they're huge. They're thin. It's kind of implied that you would wrap yourself around it after drying yourself because it

does not have the capability to dry you because it's so thin and shit. But it's like, I don't need another towel to transition. Once I'm dry, I'm getting dressed. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like a bathrobe. It is like a bathrobe, but you have to like wrap it around yourself. No good.

Pointless. It's too big. Yeah, I don't like it. It's too thin. It's not for me. I'm just going to throw on me nice kimono if I've got to rush to the kitchen. You know what I'll say? Is it just me or how good are bathrobes?

And I'm not talking about like a dressing gown with a fluffy material. I'm talking about a gown that is made of towel. Do you have one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. It's good. I love it. It's my new thing.

I wear it every morning. I love my robe. No, I like my robe that's all silky. Oh, you've got a kimono, don't you? Yeah. Are you nude under that thing? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Do you find sometimes you'll be shocked that things are just hanging out? No, it's not that short. That's one

thing I've noticed about, you know, growing older. Yeah. As I've become more of an adult, I used to just be able to, actually this is where a fucking bath sheet would come in handy now that I've just realised. I used to just be able to wrap a towel around me and run out to the kitchen. But now, a towel, as I've gotten taller, is not enough to cover everything. Yes, yes.

No, I get you. Yeah. I'm dangling. Oh, God. We have bits. Many a bits. Yes. And so maybe I should get a bath sheet.

Shit, I've just changed my own mind. Yeah. Well, Peter, thank you for adding to the list. We will put it in there. No worries. Thanks for having me. And thank you for listening. What a cutie. Jessica in... Oh, God. Oh, shit, shit, I've just changed my own mind. Yeah, well, Peter, thank you for adding to the list. We will put it in there. No worries. Thanks for having me. And thank you for listening. What a cutie.

Jessica in, oh, God. Oh, in Minnesota. Minnesota. In the US. Jess, hello. Hello. Hi. Hi, Peter.

I feel like we've had you on before. Did you compete in the doorbell or the car horn contest? I did the doorbell. Yes, I remembered your voice. God, your doorbell was that like electric chair one that was like... It was shocking. It sounded like the thing that killed Ted Bundy. Yes, it was.

Now, what do you want tonight, Jessica? What did you just say? What do you want? What do you want tonight? Imagine if you were just like, oh, Jessica's called in. What? What did you call for, honey? Sorry, What? What did you call for, honey? Yeah, sorry, Jessica, what did you call for, darling? Are you guys doing what's better than drugs and dicks?

We are. What do you want to add to the list? I would say you guys are Sunday afternoon lives. Oh, the Insta lives we do every week? Yes, because they get me through my day. What time is it when we go live? It's about three o'clock in the morning. Oh my God.

You wake up for it or are you already up? No, I'm working overnight. So when you guys do it, you get me through about an hour of work. So it's really nice. There you go, Mitch. You can think of poor Jessica next time you say, I've got a headache. Can we keep it quick this week?

I'm only going to do a 10-minute Insta live. She needs us while she's doing night shift in Minnesota. True, Jessica. What do you do? What do you do, Jess? What's your job? I work at a mental health facility. God, maybe that's why she's so drawn to us.

She knows we need help. Oh, goodness me. Jenna, can you move that box in front of you, please? What? The box in front of you. I do have to say the one that you did last week was my favorite. What did we do last week? Refresh my memory.

Yeah, this one. The live that you did last week that was like three hours long, that was my favorite. What did we do last week? Refresh my memory. Yeah, this one. The live that you did last week that was like three hours long, that was the best. Is that when Churi didn't even rock up? It was just me going rogue? Yes. Yes, it was. You can put two and two together. I'm not going to hang up on another call, but fuck the lot of you.

If you want a great show, you're going the wrong way about it. Oh, God. I want to say, Churi, I do like your sweater. Yeah, thanks. Oh, yeah, because you can see us right now, can't you? I about it. Oh, God. I want to see, Cherry. I do like your sweater. Yeah, thanks. Oh, yeah, because you can see us right now, can't you? I hate your doorbell, so. Yes. Okay, everyone who's listening right now as we're going live,

0296111065, Mitchell Cherry is feeling needy, so we need you to call through with compliments, please. No, no, you don't. He's feeling needy and he doesn't like it when people talk me up. No. He can't handle it. No, that's not true. Thanks, Jessica.

See you. Bye. She's been hung up on. That was a $40 call for her because of international calls. So who do we go to? Let's go to Sue in Young. Sue in Young. Sue, did we just speak to your son in Young?

I know Sue in Will. I feel like you're a family. Yeah. You did, you beautiful boy. Hi, darling. Hello, Sue. Nice to chat to you. And you've got, you beautiful boy. Hi, darling. Hello, Sue. Nice to chat to you. And you've got something better than drugs and dick, do you?

It is. It's listening to you guys and making me feel young again, and I'm not just pissing in your pocket. Oh, okay. Okay, well, this is getting a bit self-indulgent. The thing's better than drugs and dick. I've got our Sunday night Instagram lives and our podcast. And us.

Mitch, Mitch and Nana. That's what I'm dick. I've got our Sunday night Instagram lives and our podcast. And us. Mitch, Mitch and Dana. That's what I'm saying. I love you guys. And you've been so kind to our family. And you've given us birthday messages. And I'm 57. And one time on one of your shows, you said, we should make me the grandma of the program.

I remember. And I think you should. But at 57, you could just be the mother. You don't need to be the grandmother. That would have been something Sam said. My mum's a 57-year-old grandmother, so, you know, you could be if you wanted to. I am. I've got four grandchildren.

There you go. Oh, okay. So you are. Not from Will. Not from Will. No, you've been here 12. We know. No, that'll take a while to happen, you know, with all the...

It will. It will. But you guys just make me laugh. Whenever I'm on my drive to Sydney, which is four and a half hours from this godforsaken country in Yonge, I put you on and it makes the show feel like I've just driven a minute. I love you guys. That's exactly what we want to hear. That is perfect.

I feel weird that I like you so much. Oh, don't feel weird, darling. No. We are completely and utterly chuffed. Where do you, what's going on in Young? Like, when do you listen? When you're driving? Or what do you do for work in Young?

Well, I did have a landscaping business, but my back gave out as an old woman. So now I'm just breeding puppies. Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, what kind of puppy? Because I am, in the lift coming up here, I thought, I'd love a puppy. It just hit me, like a ton of bricks. What kind of puppy? Because in the lift coming up here, I thought, I'd love a puppy.

It just hit me like a ton of bricks. What puppies? Well, we breed Labradoodles. They're a design of mutt. They're a mongrel, but they're beautiful. A design of mutt. I want that on my fucking tombstone. A design of mutt.

Jenna has a design of mutt. It's a different thing, but it's been nice. Because they're not a pedigree, but everyone loves Labradoodles because they're cute and kind and just the best dog ever. But, of course, now that COVID is sort of on the back burner, the prices are going down because everyone's travelling again, which is wonderful. But I still love my Labradoodles. What's the big tourist attraction out there in Yonge?

Oh, God. Nothing. Oh, we've got the big cherries, which everyone says is a too big red ball. They're up on a big post. Have you seen them? Big cherries. Yeah, they're nothing to fucking write home about. Really?

I once went to the Big Slurpee, and no one can agree with me. No one can corroborate that it ever existed. I feel like it's a fever dream. Where's the Big Slurpee? Yeah, there's a Big Slurpee and no one ever can agree with me. No one can corroborate that it ever existed. I feel like it's a fever dream. Where's the Big Slurpee? Yeah, there's a Big Slurpee. Where? Absolutely not. Google it.

This must have been a dream. No, it's a Big Slurpee. And it was like when the 7-Eleven, at the height of the fame. If anyone has witnessed the Big Slurpee, 0296111065. We're not Googling today. No. It's true. If you've been to the Big Slurpee or you know where it is, call us because I want to know.

We might have one. Okay. Well, Sue. The Cherry Festival. We heard the cherries. Yeah, we know about the cherries. All right, Sue. Thanks for listening.

We love you, darling. Love you, boys. Bye. Keep on breeding. See ya. Adopt, don't shop. Yes. And keep on breeding could also be said to many of the gay listeners That follow us too

Alright we have Dr Gay Who's called through Oh my god Dr Gay Welcome to the show Hello darling Hi darling It's been a while

Since we've spoken to you We've all been in such good health What's the go? Yeah too good a fucking health What's going on? No Cheery's riddled with issues But we don't want to Kick him while he's down

Can you say something nice About Mitch Cheery please? Go doctor Um Let me think about it Oh fuck yeah How good's that? the issues, but we don't want to kick him while he's down. Can you say something nice about Mitch Cherry, please? Yeah, go, doctor. Um, let me think about it. Oh, fuck yeah, how good's that? Off the top of your head, say something you love about this person. Anyone got a pen and paper?

God, you're not helping. No, um, well, look, you're very charismatic. Thanks, yeah. Is that a preferred boy? We love you, Cherry, we do. Oh, that's nice. Thank you We love you, Chirra. We do. That's nice.

Thank you. Love you, too. And now say something awful about me. That might help. Oh, there's nothing awful to say. I mean, you could do with a haircut, though, I think. Is that right? At least I can grow hair, you bald bitch.

Anyway, better than drugs and dick, I'm here. And you'd know, you've had both in surplus, yeah. Many surplus, and there's not many things better, but let me tell you, I live for a fucking lime milkshake. No! No, it's not being added to the list because it's not universal. No! No, you can't

add it to the list! But you don't have to do like a bloody postal plebiscite every time someone adds something, We just add it. Yeah, but every time someone adds, we all go, oh, yes. Well, I'm here. I've agreed. Someone else that called before agreed. Dr. Gay.

We live for a fucking lime milkshake. Do you? And when was the last time you had one? Because I reckon they've gone extinct. No, no, they're still around. Are they? They're still around. Yeah, yeah. We've got a Donut King, we've got a Wendy's, we've got

all that shit. Where are you again? I'm in Bundaberg. Bundaberg. So they are definitely still at Donut King. Yeah, Donut King, Wendy's. I get the extra thick lime thick shake. You can get extra thick? Yeah.

Extra girthy. Yeah, I've heard that about you. So someone watching on TikTok Live has just said that they know that the big slurpee is a thing, but they're too shy to call in. Get over it, darling. Call in. We're very nice. 02-9611-1065 is the open line number.

You've got one. I'm going to just call it now. Hello. Can you corroborate the existence of the Big Slurpee? Do you reckon that was a kiss caller? Most likely, yeah. 9611-1065. We've got a bit of 02 in front of it.

If the Big Slurpee exists. Yeah, the Big Slurpee was short-lived in the Coffs Harbour showground. Oh, well, you've just blown your load there. That's what Tanya says. I saw it in Coffs Harbour. I never saw thisurpee exists. Yeah, the Big Slurpee was short-lived in the Coffs Harbour showground. Oh, well, you've just blown your load there. That's what Tanya says. I saw it in Coffs Harbour. I never saw this. It exists. So it was used to promote 7-Eleven introducing Slurpees.

It was apparently the shortest-lived thing. What? So it was up for a minute and a half and I was there and got a photo with it? And it was clearly fucking memorable for you. It was a giant fuck-off Slurpee. memorable for you. It was a giant fuck-off slurpee. Listening on Spotify, don't forget

to leave a five-star rating. You're listening to Is It Just Me? Okay, yes, we're in the middle of our Talkback special. We are live. Let's go to our next caller. What have we had? Oh, of course, a show favourite, tried and true staple.

We love her so much. Fluffy Octopus is here. Hi, Fluff. Hello. Hi, darling. How are you? What do you want to say to us? I would like to come and defend my title as podcast mother. I believe my job was just given away.

Well, no, because she was the podcast grandmother. You're the mother. I believe my job was just given away. Well, no, because she was the podcast grandmother. You're the mother. I was staring, yes. You know what, Fluff? You are the mother. You're the show mother. Another hen. Done.

Okay, someone's cutting onions. Oh, how gorgeous. Oh, don't. Say something nice about Mitch Cherry, please. No, I don't need it. I'm not needy like that. I just hate that first caller. Not you, Fluff. I can hate that first caller. Not you, fuck.

I can't believe that somebody thinks that Mitch Cherry is bitchier. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. Well, does that mean that I'm bitchier? Well, honey, that's just you and you own it and you do it so well. That's why it shocks me. No, that would be my argument as to why I'm not bitchy because I'm honest about my opinion. And it only comes through occasionally when I get really, you know, bitchy.

But I feel like you'd be one that would be nice to someone's face, and then when they leave, you go, I can't stand that dog. No, I actually don't. Thank you for knowing me for who I am. I thought you meant me. No, no, no. No, God, no. No.

It's been a bad week. Yeah. Has it? What's been happening? Oh, God, we're not going there. No, no, no, no. No. It's been a bad week. Yeah. Has it? What's been happening? Oh, God, we're not going there. No, no, no, no. Sorry, Tano. No, no, no.

Sarah's on the line from Sydney. Hi, Sarah. You've got something better than drugs and dick too, do you? I do indeed. Good evening, Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Evening, Chuck. Good evening. What is it?

Hello. So my thing better than drugs and dick is the last minute of your shower being cold. Oh, yes. No. I'm rabbiting on about that for months, yeah. Yes, hear me out. Hear me out. You've had your hot shower, you're nice and clean because hot water is like a cleaner

sort of solution with your soap and everything like that. And just because it's generally comfortable. You turn off the hot water, your body is then awakened. Like you're ready to go for your day. Yeah, I said this on the show a couple of weeks ago. I have cold showers and they're great for anxiety. They're good for your mental health and they do wake you up right up. Yeah, it's amazing.

You told me this a while ago, Mitch, on the podcast. You said, oh, if you're struggling to wake up, if you want to be more alert in the morning, just like have a shower and then make it cold at the last minute. And I tried it and oh my God, I will never put myself through such pain again. It's not enjoyable. It's the worst thing that's happened to me. It's not fun.

It's not enjoyable at all. It's hell. Why do you do it? It's hell. But it does, after a while, your body gets used to it and it zaps you. It wakes you up, doesn't it, Sarah? It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing.

I feel like I'm ready to do my 15-hour day after just one minute in the cold water. Also, it does kind of, you know, you feel the effects throughout the day. So it is short-term pain for long-term gain. Yes. You know what I'd kill for? I'd love it. If Hayden and I get a new place, we'd love a bath because I love having one and we don't have one.

Yes. Oh, you have no idea. I've been house hunting the last few months and the amount of places that I'm like, it's perfect but it doesn't have a bath. Fucking deal breaker. I have a bath shower. You know how the shower is called? In the service suite, of course.

Yeah, whatever. And I never use the bath. I don't like this. You called me yesterday and said you had a sponge bath. You said the maitre d' came up, dropped off the club sandwich and scrubbed you with fresh sea sponge. Right. Did you have the grapes going as well, Jenna?

Yeah, did you have the grapes? The green grapes? Yes. Yes, the candy hearts. Yes, they're my favourite. Have you ever had a bath and then stood up and almost died? No. Oh, it's happened to me a few times.

Maybe get Dr Gay on. I know I hate him. I just remembered. Why do you hate him? I hate him. At the moment. And you stand up and the heat makes you just go a bit dizzy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then your heart has to pump the blood back up. It's a whole thing. It's a real thing. Oh, fuck. 96111065. Your heart almost stopped when you got out of a bath. Thank you for calling, Emily. Have you added that to the list, Mitchell?

Yeah, it's there. Mitch, I found your 7-Eleven slurpee photo from 14th of April 2010. Show Mitchell. It is a picture of Mitch Turi hugging the slurpee. Oh, it is a big fucking slurpee because you're not a small man and you barely even go up a quarter of the way. It was huge. I wonder where it is now.

They wouldn't have melted that thing down. Yeah, you can't really like bulldoze it. Like what would they have done with it if it's no longer there? If they put it in landfill, the straw would still stick out. Call Coffs Harbour. Someone call 7-Eleven. Don't come back in. All right, Sarah, you're a sweetheart.

Thanks for calling. Thank you for listening. No worries. Thank you, guys. Enjoy your night. Can I just say the hardest thing about doing this talkback edition of the podcast live is that I haven't been able to take a piss break. Oh, go take one.

Can you vouch that every single time we do this podcast, what would you say, like 30 to 40 minutes in, I'm like, I've got to go. I've got to go. That ice coffee's gone through me. Well, do you need to go take a piss break? We can hold up before. Oh, is there someone on the line? Yeah. Hannah. Hannah, are you there? She's in Briz me. Well, do you need to go take a piss break? We can hold up the fort. Oh, is there someone on the line? Yeah.

Hannah. Hannah, you there? Oh, she's in Brizzy. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi there. Don't take it personally, but I need to piss, so I'm just going to leave you with these two.

How rude. Hi, Hannah. Love you. Hi, Hannah. Mitch is going to go piss. Hi, Hannah. Well, that's rude. Yeah, we'll just put the pissing music on.

Oh, that's the wrong music. No, wrong one. Going to get's rude. Yeah, we'll just put the pissing music on. Oh, that's the wrong music. No, wrong one. So I'm going to get in trouble. What's this? That's porn music. Hannah, you can pick your own music. When you daydream, what's the music that you hear in your head? Honestly, elevator music.

Oh, yeah. Oh, good one. That's the music. Basic elevator music. That is the music that I normally use when Mitch leaves the building. How do you spell elevator? E-L-E-V-A-T. E-L-E-V-A-T-O-R.

Jesus Christ. What is that? Sorry, everyone. I don't think I have any. Oh, no, I do here. Yeah, there we go. That's the one. All right, Hannah, go for it.

What do you want to talk to us about? I have an issue for you guys. Oh, shit. All right, we'll just cut the bed that I spent a month looking for. Oh, shit, he's back. What do you want to talk to us about? I have an issue for you guys. Oh, shit, all right. We'll just cut the bed that I spent a month looking for. Oh, shit, he's back. That was quick. That was a power piss.

Just in time. Is your urethra on fire? How is that possible? I've got to say, as I was leaving, I didn't have time to, you know, jiggle my member and I felt a little bit in my undies because I was being real quick. Oh, my boxes are all wet. I've got to use them again.

Okay, Hannah, go for it. Is it just me or... Do all mums, like, frost a good old community watch page, like a Facebook community watch page? You don't have to be a mother. You can be Mitchell fucking Cheery. Yeah.

There's no need. Honestly, I'm the same. Why? What does your mum do? Literally, like, our community page, right, it's famous for people will be like, why is there a helicopter flying over? Yeah. I need to know.

Yeah. Oh, no, you go. You go, love. No, I'm part of it. I love it. I'm part of the problem. I love a community Facebook group. There's a loud thunder clap.

I don't run to see if Hayden's okay. I check to see if my neighbours also agree that, yes, in fact, there was just loud thunder. Even, you know, there'll be sirens and I'll be like, oh, what's that about? My mum will be like, check the page. Oh. Oh, see, I actually kind of love that because we don't have any,

I don't have anything like that for, you know, Summer Hill. You will. I actually joined one and there's nothing in there. It's not active at all. Oh, I wish Glebe Locals wasn't fucking active. Make fun. Anytime someone sees a cat, they go, lost cat. Oh.

And I go, no, that cat's fucking walking. That would bum me out so much. I know, me too. If I saw that. People will go to the extent of being like, okay, there's a helicopter flying over. Let me go onto flight radar, take a screenshot of why on earth this person is flying around and put it on that page so the whole world knows. Yeah, it's a lot.

Mitchell, Summer Hill people, 7.3 thousand members, 10 daily posts. Yeah, I'm in it. And there's nothing interesting happening. Oh, maybe there's not much going on in Summer Hill. There really isn't. Maybe I should stir some shit. I'm going to join and just go, bomb in the town square. Don't!

That is so not funny. Do you have like, have either of you ever had like a Facebook group for your apartment building? No. Apparently they're really spicy, but mine doesn't have one. What do you mean? Make one. Oh, I tried to make one for my old apartment building and it didn't take off, Hannah.

Let me tell you. We got a letter from fucking Strata in every household saying, do not join this group. It is not sanctioned by the owner or whatever. So I tried to, you know, create a bit of a community in my shitty five-dock flat and it did not work. All right, Hannah. Thanks for your call. You can get in touch.

0296 111065. It is the Talkback special of the podcast. Sarah in Brisbane. Hello. Hi, guys. How are you? Hi, Chuck. We've been going for a while, but we've got time for a few more calls, don't we?

Yeah, let's keep going. What's on your mind? What's on your mind, Sarah? I have a idion for you guys. Okay, perfect. Bradley, don't go home yet. I know you're working overtime, but let's do it. Go for it, Bradley.

Is it just me or... He's tired. Do you imagine classy people pooping? Do you imagine classy people pooping? Do you imagine classy people pooping? So like the Queen. She's so put together, but she's shit. Oh my God.

That's such a good one. Imagine the Queen doing a dump. My mum used to tell me that the Queen pooed blue. What? Somebody wiped her ass for her. Well, maybe at this tender age of 97 or 96, whoever she's at. But no, my mum used to say the queen's poos were blue and I used to buy it.

Blue? On what basis? Because she's royal and, you know, she's different to us. That's what my mum used to say. Yeah, right, okay. Maybe if you have certain, like, sweets, like if you have, like, zombie chews and stuff, a blue one.

A blue heaven fucking milkshake. A milkshake that tastes like children, yeah. Who have you pictured? Name some classy people, Sarah, that you've pictured shitting in. So like the Queen, obviously, and then say the Pope. Oh, that's a good one. Or Dame Judi Dench. Dame Judi Dench.

Just really put together a very clean set. Oh, my God, One at a fucking time. You go, Sarah. So, yeah. So, like, even like, or even like Nicki Minaj. Like, I can picture her shitting, but she has such a big ass. So, does she have to, like, spread her cheeks? I can't imagine that she would have the healthiest stool quality.

I feel like she'd have the runs a lot. Her fibre intake is not what it should be. No, Nicki Minaj. She'd have a chef and she'd be eating protein and rice. Yeah, so good fibre, high fibre. Oh, that mixed moscata that she's always singing about, that'd run straight through you. Yeah, you know what I mean?

I love how you put the Pope, the Queen and Nicki Minaj on the same sort of level. And Dame Judi Dench. Dame Judi Dench would sweat. She'd have a bead of sweat rolling down her forehead. Yeah, right. Yeah, so. It's not just you.

I'm glad it's not. Sorry, Tunnel. I was waiting for it. I liked it. I mean, she's right. She's right. She does have a good point. Let's do a power run. If you've got a call and you want to make it quick, liked it. She's right. She's right. She does have a good point. Let's do a power run.

If you've got a call and you want to make it quick, short and sharp, call us. Oh, no, this is fun. 96111065. We'll squeeze a few more in shortly. Yeah. Tennille's in Brisbane. Hi, Tennille. What do you need?

Hi, Tennille. Hello. How are you guys going? Fantastic. How are you tonight? Great. I'm good. I'm at a dance rehearsal right now, so I'm feeling great.

I'll put us on speaker. Put us on speaker. I'm going to do a cheer up for the girls, all right? And the boys. And the boys. Okay, I'm outside. I'm outside. They're actually running it right now, so it's a bit loud in there.

Oh, okay. Oh, so they won't be able to hear me. Oh, then forget about it. I was going to dare you to just walk in there and put us on speaker. Yeah, I was going to pump a word. I saw that J-Lo documentary and I really... Is it good? I haven't watched it yet.

So good. I'm not really a J-Lo fan, but I cried for her when she didn't get nominated for the Oscar. Really? Okay, yeah, I need to watch that. Really good. All right, what do you need, Tennille? Hit us.

I haven't. Is it just me? Are you ready for it? Yeah. Is Bradley all right? The poor bastard. All right, he'll count you in. You know what to do.

Is it just me? Should white bath towels be discontinued? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're not right, Danielle. It's always going to end in disappointment, isn't it? You're not wrong. I got gifted some when I got married,

and my husband and I, we, like, steer clear of it every time because I don't know about you, but getting, like, black mascara lines when I walk out of the shower is not really what I want to see. No. Or just like any sort of tinted moisturizer or like BB cream. I like to put a little bit of a face on, nothing outrageous. As soon as I wipe my hands on a white towel, it happens a lot in hotels.

I'm like, fuck, they're going to fine me for that, I swear. I am like a nutcase with a hotel bed sheet and towel. I don't give a shit. I will do whatever I want on those poor white towels. I know. I'm so disrespectful towards those. Imagine how many they would waste and throw out. Same.

It's really bad, actually. What is the math behind that? I'm so rude. I'll do anything to a hotel towel. I don't understand it because I've travelled a bit with dancing. I wear a full face of makeup and then when you sweat or you pick up the nearest towel, it's white and half your face is gone. It's like an Oompa Loompa has died on the towel.

An Oompa Loompa, huh? That's awful. You can't say that term in 2022. She's gone. Olivia's in Rosemeadow. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. I'm pumping through them.

Let me guess. An Ijum? Pardon? Let me guess. Anijim? Hi. Do you have anijim? What do you want to talk about, Olivia? Yeah, what do you want to talk about? Do what you need. Well, I've actually never heard the podcast before.

Cool. Tell me what's good. Tell me what's popping. So did you just see us on live? And this is your first time ever being exposed to the podcast. On what live? TikTok, Facebook, Insta? TikTok. Yeah, because i'm on tiktok as well get out well i mean you've been watching the live this is an act olivia's lying so does the best friend obviously like us um well i kind

of like i'm going on the radio guys guys. And she was like, what? Really? Well, first of all, we're a podcast, Olivia. So. Yeah. Okay. Well, should we pitch the podcast to Olivia? She's only just discovered us.

We've got to give her a reason to stick around. Yeah. You've got to hustle. Give me a steal. All right. Well, I don't know how long you were watching the live for, Olivia, but we've had quite a few of our loyal listeners call through and tell us why they enjoy the podcast.

We've had things like it's their comfort podcast. It makes them feel like they're in good company and they don't feel alone. It makes the time pass on long road trips. It's a good sense of community we've got going on here. We've been told tonight that our podcast bridges time and space and can make a four-hour car drive feel like a two-minute skip and jump. Yeah.

What sort of podcast do you listen to? Well, I've been listening to a lot of Tony and Ron lately. Oh, yeah. Tony's our voiceover girl, you do realise. She does all our sweepers. So when you hear the female... You're listening to Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.

That's Tony. So you're basically, if you're a fan of Tony, you may as well fucking listen. We did a guest episode with her. We've known Tony for decades. There you go. Look at that. If you scroll back far enough, you'll find an episode we did with Tony as our guest host. So there you go.

I feel like you converted, Olivia. I think I have. Honestly. I think I have. Honestly, I think I have. Yay! We have a new listener. It's called Is It Just Me if you didn't catch that part. Yeah. What have you guys been up to?

Okay, bye. Sorry, Tunnel. I mean, we're not here to just talk about the weather. Tara is on the sunny coast. 131065 is not the number. That is what I'm used to saying on my radio. 0296111065. We need speed round calls, everyone.

Tara, what do you need? Hi, Tara. Hi, lovely. Hi, Chook. So I've got an IJM for you. Great. Bradley, you need it again. Sorry, my brain got exhausted. Go for it. We good? Is it just me or?

Okay, so is it just me or do older people? No, no, no. I'll stop you there. You finished the sentence. Bradley said the is it just me bit and you finished the sentence. Are you new here, Tara? No, I'm just a dickhead. All right, one more time.

I adore her just for describing herself as a dickhead. One more time. You can stay, Tara. Tara, one more. Is it just me or? Do old people shit with wild abandon in public toilets? So many shit-idgits today. A lot of like sheet, towel chat, a lot of shit chat.

Okay. What do you mean with wild abandon? Like, do they leave skitties in the bowl or something? What are you talking about? Well, I don't know if it's the same in the men's toilet. Maybe Gemma can back me up here. But, like, if you go into a public toilet and there's an old lady beside you, like, you know, most of us, we try to do the fireman's blanket,

make it a bit quiet. Hold on try to do the fireman's blanket, make it a bit quiet. Hold on, what's a fireman's blanket? You know, like, keep it quiet. Lay down a little bit of toilet paper first. So that you don't hear the plop. I've never done that before. No, I don't give a shit either. Neither did I.

No, no, all right. Okay, sorry, continue. But yeah, I hear like particularly old ladies and they just fucking let her rip. Absolutely. Do they get a bit gassy and let Fluffy off the chain, and they just fucking let her rip. Absolutely. Do they get a bit gassy and let Fluffy off the chain, do they? Always. When they go in front of you or after you and you know they're in there because it's like into the mouth.

You work with Amanda Keller, so have you had any experiences in the ARN bathroom? Once, actually. And? Yep, and she did the plop. She did not. Oh, my God. It is. It's like some sort of war zone happening in the cubicle.

Listen, these people have set time left on this earth, and they don't want to waste any time making sure you don't hear their shit. Yeah, like, sorry, I don't even care. I'm not old, and I shit with reckless abandon as well. So I don't really mind. And it's like one of our earlier callers said, everyone shits. It's nothing to be ashamed of. And can I just say, Hayden and I are at the point in our relationship now where I shit

with the door open. My only issue with it is that I struggle not to laugh. Oh, you can laugh. Oh, right. That's what makes life fun, Tara. You've got to laugh at them. And half of them are deaf. They won't even hear us.

I don't want to shame poor June just having her little cook because she had some mother coal. Yeah. I have to bite my tongue. Yeah. I also feel like shitting is fine. I don't care. Everyone shits.

But I do draw the line at farting. I don't think I'll ever be at that point in a relationship where I'll be comfortable, nor would I be happy if they farted in front of me. Mitchell, you will get there and it will be fine. Are you there? We were there day three. Oh, that's revolting. It's a natural part of life. No, that will get there and it will be fine. Are you there? We were there day three. Oh, that's revolting.

It's a natural part of life. No, no, that's off. No, no. No, it's not. Please. No. I would always want anyone I'm dating to use a bit of decorum. Yeah, but that's like saying, oh, when I get a house,

you guys haven't lived a full long-term four-year-plus relationship. Trust me. Things change when you're at the four-year mark. You haven't heard a fart until you've heard an elderly woman's fart. You've got a real bone to pick with the oldies, Tara. And she's right, though. They do really pack a punch, the oldies. I just don't think they care as much anymore.

Nor should they. No, I agree. And Ashley comments, to be fair, they probably can't hear themselves shitting. I think I made that exact joke. That is true, yes. All right, Katie's in Macquarie Park. Hello, Katie.

What do you want to say? Hi, guys. Hello. I Katie's in Macquarie Park. Hello, Katie. What do you want to say? Hi, guys. Hello. Hi. I was going to say, hey. Hey. When are you going to start giving out some free stuff? We started last episode.

Yeah, it's the rule that every single caller that comes on with it, is it just me or for any reason, I suppose, they can hit up Price Keeper Dinner and they get a free pop socket. That's how it works, isn't it? I didn't know that. No, it doesn't include today. Yeah, I don't think? I didn't know that. No, it doesn't include today. Yeah, I didn't think that. No, it does not include today.

You can't backdate it. Is that the rule? No, well, if they've come on today. We should have set that up at the start and we would have had a million calls. Yeah, I was going to mention it at the end because I want people to call through for genuine reasons. Okay. So I don't think Sam's kept a record. You can't do that.

No, no. Guys, are you fucking new here? It's always been the rule. If you hear yourself on the podcast, you message Prize Keeper Jenna. Remember when we did the reviews? Yeah, but you'd think you'd set that up at the start. But I have to pack them all up. Clearly Katie's been sitting here for an hour and 45 trying to get on to talk about her free prize.

So are you now taking the prizes back? No, no, no, no. I just didn't realise we were doing them. Otherwise, you know me, I would have got prize-giving music. Well, we said last week that that's how it works. Anyway. No, I thought it didn't mean it for you. I thought today was an exception.

So, pop socket? Yeah. Okay, I'll send you one. Yeah, you have to DM Jenna, though. Congratulations. Oh, I will do. Thank you. What colour do you want?

You can do that in the DMs. Yellow, okay. Yeah, cool. Great. Yellow, okay. Cool. Great. Thanks, guys. Oh, and Katie, can you contribute something? Like, oh, every prize. See ya.

Add something to the world, please. You know, I've really got nothing. Oh, right. She's just a prize pig. I like her. I like her. No, you've got to give her. A prize pig.

Yes, that's what they call it in the radio world, isn't it? That takes gumption. All right, thank you, Katie. She's gone. Now that she. Yes, that's what they call it in the radio world, isn't it? That takes gumption. All right, thank you, Katie. She's gone. Now that she's gone, the reason I was saving it until the end is so that like half of those callers won't even listen back to the podcast. It's only if they listen back. It's a tactic.

See, you fucking idiots tried to throw me under the bus. Well, you know me. I'm the bitch. Number two, 96111065. We'll do one last call. Yeah, I can see that your brain is starting to fade because we've done a longer episode than normal. Yes, my number has started to fade and I'm going to be honest.

Your number is starting to fade? Yeah, no, sorry. My phone hasn't stopped ringing. Why? One of the boxes on the desk had my mobile number on it. No. And people have been calling. Oh, my God, you're kidding.

That's why I've been a bit distracted. I have had 18 calls and a listener texted me and said, hey, FYI, Mitch, you should remove the box. It's got your address and your phone number. He texted me. That's. Oh, my God. Because when Zane came in, he put one of them on top here.

That little cut. And it was sitting up. He sabotaged us. Oh, my God. Well, this has been the best episode ever. That is just brilliant. I was called a bitch. Dr. Gay said.

To be fair, you did ask him the question. You said, who do you think is the bigger bitch? Yeah, then he's like, Mitch is the one that bitches to his friends. Shut up. And he's DM'd me, crawling back for forgiveness. I've noticed it. Oh, God. I won't read it, though, because he's been blocked.

Oh, God, you're so fragile. Finally called, no. I'm just trying to entertain. I'll be happy. I won't read it, though, because he's been blocked. Oh, God, you're so fragile. Finally called no. I'm just trying to entertain. I'll be happy. I really can switch it off. You better reply to him. I will. I will. I'm 96111065. In the meantime, we should do this. WSFM Time Saver Traffic. And we're national, so the Perth Highway

is chockers, so is the Sacramento Freeway. Let's just go, in all honesty. Full of vans. If you are currently listening and you managed to get on the show, you're one of our callers, hit up at couple of midges on Instagram to claim your prize. No, we need a final call to wrap it all up, a positive note,

something nice, something fun. That's Kayla on 139611165. I like Kayla. What do you want to say? Hi, Kayla. How are we all? Fantastic. Hi, Kayla. What do you want to say? Fantastic. You're our last caller so you better be good. Go out with a bang, KK. I've got a better one than Dick and Drugs.

Good. Better than Drugs and Dick. Okay. I've got the list out. Go. Alright. Brilliant. When you get like Maccas or something and they put an extra nugget in. That's never happened to me. Make my day, Mary. That's the line.

That is hot. Yeah. That is hot. When I worked at Maccas, I did occasionally try and throw a bonus nugget just to make someone's day. But I think my manager cottoned on to it because I got in trouble and then she would count them every time I was in charge of making nuggets. Wow.

I was like, oh, it says 10-pack, but there's room for 11. What a bitch. I'm going to make someone say I might make Kayla's day. Hey, Kayla, fantastic last call for Talk Back Things Live, the first day of the week. Thank you, Kayla. Thank you. Love you, darling.

Thanks to everyone that called. Don't forget to claim your prize. Isn't she a cutie? I really quite like her. Yeah. What great calls we got too. Are you trying to find the closing music? No.

Mitch needs to go to bed. He's tired. This has been quite a marathon. It really has. And I've been pressing all the calls. My fingers are bruised and battered. Yeah. I've just been standing.

Remember when you guys gaslit me into believing that the big fucking slurpee didn't exist? No, I just said I'd never heard of it and I wanted someone to call in and verify the information. Why did they keep that up? That could have been a national icon. I don't know. It's just because it's branded that that becomes a bit weird. Oh, yeah.

Like you don't have Australian bananas plastered on the Australian banana. True. Sorry, the big banana. Whatever. Hey, guys, thank you for listening to the first ever live Talk Back Tings. I love how you didn't throw in annual. Have you now changed your mind? I'm fucking done with it.

It's been happening again. No, it was fun. I liked it. It's been fun. I think it's because you're needy and people were mean to you. I'm not needy, but multiple shot wounds in the thighs. Four callers were bastards. But they were just joking.

Now I know. I know. I'm actually not. I'm fine with it all. Sorry, you just looked at me with so much pain in your eyes and it's like you were welling up. You're like, I'm fine. No.

I swear. Next week, why don't we do this? Why don't we get Blue Heaven and Lime milkshakes and we'll try them on the show? Where are we going to get them? I'll find them. Donut King. Okay, if you're volunteering.

I'll find them. Do not get them on Facebook Marketplace. Do you love that? Yuck. If I can't find them, I'm just going to squeeze a lime into a glass of milk. If you want to get in touch, a couple of minutes, just slide into the DM. So back next week with an OG show, a classic show, episode 112. This has been an absolute hoot, idiots.

Thanks for getting amongst it. We'll catch you next week. See you guys. Bye-bye. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches.

Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Right. Now, if you're watching on Facebook or TikTok, now's the time where we record the secret segment and it's a secret from you, okay? You're going to have to listen to the actual podcast when it comes out tomorrow if you want to hear the rest of it. We are closing off. Yeah. So see you on Facebook Live.

You can shut it off, Sam, if he's out there. Bye, guys. See you. Bye. Love you. I'll get everyone saying goodbye they're so sweet can i just say that someone on tiktok a couple of people actually i saw people watching on tiktok live yeah they were commenting um mitch as in me mitch stop checking yourself out on the

camera but look the camera lens is directly like my line of sight is right there so it looks like i'm just staring at myself with my own reflection i I did notice that a couple of moments in, but no, it's just the camera. Yeah. Oh, no, I've missed it. Well, Jess, the podcast is out tomorrow, everything that just happened and more. Can I just say the amount of people that are putting this up, they're watching on their TVs. Oh. A crazy amount.

I haven't seen any of that yet. Also, Sam, are those grapes even that bad? Can you believe the abuse I got? No, they're fine. Thank you. I haven't seen any of that yet. Also, Sam, are those grapes even that bad? Can you believe the abuse I got? No, they're fine. Thank you. I don't know what the problem is. They're not that bad, but I've had better. Just a bit like me and my co-hosts.

Excuse you. You have not had better. I've had many. I've had more co-hosts than hot dinners. You have at this point. And you've fucked more co-hosts than men. What? No, that's not true. I haven't rooted any in mine. You have at this point. And you fucked more co-hosts than men. What? No, that's not true.

I haven't rooted any of mine. None of them? No. Aislinn, Talisha, Mitchell, Cherie and All Right Hey, have I rooted any of them? No. It's because he signed that NDA. He didn't want to admit that we fucked. Oh my God.

What a marathon that was. Well done, Sam, for taking all those calls. Yeah, well done, Sam. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks for that. Okay, I'm going to end all those calls. Yeah, well done, Sam. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, no, thanks for that. Okay, I'm going to end this TikTok live so we can record the bonus segment. All right, see you, everybody.

Thanks for watching. Bye. See you. Love you. Bye. Well, this is a secret segment. We haven't stopped. Oh, I haven't said welcome to ADD Brief.

Oh. This is our secret segment on the end. Here it is. I have to bounce. Oh, Sam's going. Oh. But the our secret segment on the end. Here it is. I have to bounce. Oh, Sam's going. But the amount of calls that we got was insane. Really? We had a full board more or less the entire time.

Wow. You did look busy out there. Yeah, I did not expect to be as busy as I was. I'm fucking exhausted. Oh, thanks. I've worked harder on this episode of this show than the entire week I produced this show once. Yes. Really?

Yeah, and that's true. I actually mean that. It's true. It was chaos. Oh, no, don't say that because he's feeling fragile. He just punched the boot and he said that our podcast gets more callers than his radio show. That's not what he said.

Well, he said he worked harder today than a whole week on your show. No, I just care more about this than anything Mitch has done. He's ever done. No, that's not fair. All right, I'll just turn my mic off. No. Okay. No, that's not fair. All right, I'll just turn my mic off. No. No, no. I've realised that Mitch has like a dis threshold.

Like he can handle a couple, but then when there's three, was it three in a row? No, I think I cut off about the fifth. Yeah. Yeah, that's when I'm like, yeah, he can handle a couple. Just people aren't smart, are they? They just don't realise. If you go on someone's show, you don't walk in someone's house and go, God, that's awful.

What's for dinner? I made lasagna. I hate lasagna. That's awful. You did say my grapes were awful. I did, but that was only because I was feeling attacked. I was a wounded dog. I was trying to lick my wounds.

You're the nearest. You know, you're the nearest. The nearest dog. You're the lowest. No, Jenna's closer. Shut up. I'm going through the Facebook too The nearest dog. You're the lowest. No, Jenna's closer. Shut up. I'm going through the Facebook too, the comments. People are going crazy.

I feel like people must have been shy. Did I tell you that we were live on my Facebook page as well? Oh, I didn't know. Oh, I didn't even look at that. Yep. It's obviously got way more views. I'm kidding. Jenna, did you put us on WSF fam?

Yes, we were live on WSF fam. I'm not even kidding. When Sam and I were setting up the Facebook Live, it gave me a list of all the pages that I manage and you just tick the ones you wanted on. And I'm like, chuck it on Studio 10 if you want. Chuck it on iHeart. Chuck it on St. Joan of Arc fucking primary school.

That's brilliant. they all get it look at all these comments people there's a lot of you know the weird thing was we circled back to towels multiple times we circled back to limes many times and we circled back to shit many times yeah that should be the name of the episode towels shit and limes oh okay i'll write that down pretty funny lime shit and towel what was lime, limes, towels and shit. Yeah, okay. I'm going through the comments. You know, you could do that later.

You could just have a conversation with me. No, but I've missed stuff like this. Hi from Inverell. Well, I'm so glad I went to the comments. Yeah. Oh, my God. No, they're right. All right, Sam, you have to go.

I do. What are you doing tonight? I've got a 30th dinner to go to. A what they're right. All right, Sam, you have to go. I do. What are you doing tonight? I've got a 30th dinner to go to. A what? 30th. Oh. Yeah. Fun.

Yeah. I'm going to get very drunk and sing karaoke. Any choices of songs? I just love a good, like, old school ballad. Yeah. Like, you know. Like, time after time. That's not.

It's more like a bell time. You know that Celine Dion where it's like, baby, baby, baby. Even when you touch me like this. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's obviously up the octave, but I couldn't be fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Or like my go-to is that What's Up, Fawn on Blondes.

Oh, yeah. Good song. I think I'd do Kate Bush running up that hill just at the moment because I'm really into it. Yeah. I reckon a lot of karaoke machines wouldn't have it because it wasn't popular until like a week ago. It was pretty popular.

I think it was, right? Yes. No, it's like obviously had way more success now than it ever did back in the day. It wasn't unknown. No, like an album track. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be like Replay From Chromatica Just randomly going viral That's my favourite song From Chromatica

Oh shit Not a good example That is my favourite song And on the remix album I like the Elton John one So dramatic We played that Oh my god

Fine from above And it was so cool I listened to it all the time Please don't I listened to it on the plane And I did think we were having A wing engine problem At one point

But that was just Unironically Elton's edited voice. I'm like, fucking hell. But it was Elton John. I listen to Art Pop whenever I'm tired because I remember once Lady Gaga sang in an interview, the way

that the songs are structured, the music is designed to wake you up. And ever since she said that, it's pure placebo effect. But I listen to Art Pop and I'm like, wow, I'm so awake now. Oh, because she said that it's pure placebo effect but I listen to Art Pop and I'm like wow I'm so awake now. Oh because she said that you believe it? If she'd never said that I wouldn't have made a difference. Who needs caffeine?

Yeah. I'd like one to be honest. You'd like one caffeine? It's just one caffeine. Just one. What can I get for you today? Oh can I just get one caffeine please? One apple. The amount of people fucking yelling at us about that apple. I know.

I didn't see anyone yelling at us. Go read a book. Go read a book. Is it after I posted the video? Yeah. If you boldly. It was the confidence with which you said the precise amount. You said, did you know an apple has the exact same amount of caffeine as a one-shot coffee?

I know. I was there. But where'd you get that? Someone told me once. A doctor. Actually, yeah. It was a doctor. There's no fucking way.

It wouldn't be Dr. Gay. We'd never go to his fucking surgery. Oh, why do you hate Dr. Gay now? Because he doesn't bug Bill. Sorry, but I just have to say it. He's also a paramedic. He doesn't have a surgery. I would hope you don't go to his surgery ever.

He's got a surgery out the back of a van. I'm calling fair trade. That's rude and unhealthy. Sam, you're going to be late, darling. Yeah, you go to your 30th. See you, Sam. Thanks for your help. See you, Sam.

Bye. Love you. Thank you so much. I've got a party tonight. I've got a fucking masquerade party. What's that? You've got to wear a mask. Oh, fuck. That sounds itchy. No, thanks. It does sound itchy and I? You gotta wear a mask. Oh, fuck.

That sounds itchy. It does sound itchy and I had to go get a mask today. What is it? The only mask that would fit my head. None of the masquerade ones like the classic eye mask would fit my head.

Oh. So I had to get the squid game mask. What's that? No. Just like it looks like a fencing mask. It's a whole head mask. Shit. How is that masquerade?

It's not. But it's the only mask that would fit me. Otherwise I looked like the Phantom of the Opera. You know how it's the half mask? Yeah. I was wearing full masks. But they're so small on my head it looked like the Phantom half mask. What kind of evil prick throws a masquerade party when we're just getting back to normal

after COVID? We've just had two years of wearing masks, Bucko. Well, his name is Matt and it's Met Gala themed and he's calling it the Matt Gala. Oh, of course. Very self-indulgent, of course. He's gay. I quite like that. Surprise, surprise.

There's no play on words of my name. No, there's heaps. Not party themes. No, yeah, true glitch. Mitch in the Matrix. Everyone can come as themselves from a different timeline. I'd be thin. Jenna would be blonde.

What would you be from another timeline? I was also blonde. Another timeline? Which is so odd. No, but a different timeline is like you in the multiverse. Like there's the theory that there's a billion Mitchell Coombs all doing that all took different choices. Oh, I thought you meant just me from a different point in time.

No, no, no. It means like if Mitchell Coombs never left Bogangate, that would be the Mitchell Coombs that would go to that party. Oh. That would actually be a good thing. If I pursued my original childhood dream of becoming a hairdresser. Correct. Oh, my God.

I'd come as hairdresser Mitchell. Oh, you'd have an eyebrow piercing and a boyfriend named Trent. And I'd probably have lip fillers. Oh, yeah. Yay. No, and he'd be an RM Williams. What would I be like as a hairdresser? I'd probably have horrific arthritis in my hands.

Yeah, you would. You had RSI from clicking a mouse for too many years. I know, I could not handle scissors. Imagine. I actually worry about hairdressers a lot. Same. My hairdresser, Juanita, always rabbits on about her hair, and I go, keep cutting.

I go, less talk, more cut. But you're asking for it if you're a hairdresser, an RSI. Oh, God, yeah. Your hands aren't meant to do this all day. No, you're right. We're not built for that. That's why there's special scissors, and they've got, like, the little ring that you put in.

I can't explain it. They're scissors that have an extra hole. Oh, is that right? Google hairdressing scissors now. Anyway, so you're wearing a skid plate. Mitch in the Matrix, we could do Witchel Coombs. Will come as witch. I would love that.

Wicked themed. Yes. Oh, we could do that. Alphabet. I'd be alphabet. Alphabet. You're an idiot. Who else is there?

Glendale. Glendale and alphabetendale and Alphabet. I saw that one. This is awful. What? I'm not a wicked guy. Oh, no, it's good. It took me a second watch to actually get into it.

Okay, all right. I know that it's not like a Netflix show and having a second watch is kind of a pricey commitment. Oh, yeah. But it was worth it. Imagine going, I'm not really into Carnival Cruises, but I went on a second cruise. It's better the second time. It's better.

You just have to push through the first one. You know, my first private jet I didn't enjoy, so I booked a second one. No, no, trust me. Just, like, give it time. You'll get into it. It wasn't until the second PJ that I really thought this was for me. Do you know what I'm most worried about?

I'm very worried that you haven't Googled hairdressing scissors. Please look at them. I did. Oh, and were you shocked? Not at all. They just look like scissors. There's no second ring. There is.

Can I finish what I was going to say? Please. I'm worried because we just did that whole thing on Facebook Live and I forgot to be mindful of my facial expressions. So if any of those callers, I was like, Warren, get them off. You would have seen me be like, no good.

There was one call that I noticed you grimaced and I went, oh, that's bold. Yeah, I forgot. But also go back and watch. You'll pinpoint the moment someone texts me and I realise that I've doxxed myself and I'm getting a hundred calls. I knew something was happening over there. I did point out to you, because as you handed me the box to check, you put it right up against the camera

lens on my TikTok. Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot. Here, ready? I put the hairdressing scissors up on the big screen. This is from exclusiveshears.com.au. See, Mitch? They're like made so you don't get-

That's not a second ring. No, but I meant that. Yeah, right. It's $360. Here, here, here. How to tension your scissors. This is how you properly use them. Stop it.

I'm not that interested. Look. Oh, God. It's a one-minute video. I'm over it. I'm not that interested. Oh, God. It's a one-minute video. I'm over it. Yeah, I lost interest. I'm just looking in the Facebook group. Talisha just went full angry mum on everyone.

Why? She says, if any of y'all dare to ring Mitchell Cheery's number, you're going to get a flaming bag of blue shit popped out by Queen Liz on your doorstep. Lose it. Forget it. Delete your screenshots. Oh, that's very sweet. Yes.

How far into the video do you reckon the number was visible? I don't know, but we might have to delete it. I'm just looking at the video now. I can't even see it. And I'm pretty sure someone commented that they had it on the TV and they couldn't see it. Yeah, I can't see it at all. No. Oh, I don't know.

Like, it's impossible to see. Oh, it's fine. I don't know how anyone got the number. How many people called you? I had about eight missed calls. Fuck off! And a text saying, hey, remove the box because I just got your number from this. How?

It's not there. Maybe when Zane puts it up. Yeah. No. I don't know what happened. Oh, well, I don't mind. What can I do? Anyway, I reckon you're safe.

Yeah, okay. I don't know how I got my number then. What can I do? Anyway, I reckon you're safe. Yeah, okay. I don't know how I got my number then. Remember that time you accidentally, we were on Instagram Live and you filmed me putting my phone pin in and you freaked out and you deleted the video. And then I was like, why did you do that?

I can change my phone pin easily. And also, how's someone ever going to get their hands on my phone? But this, this is very different. You can't just change your number, can you? No, I could, but I don't want to. I still don't know how they saw it read me the text honestly don't um it was let me find hey you should remove the box in front of jenna with your address and phone number on it so they could see it like how i can't you could see some of your address from time to time when it would move. Who was moving the box? It's a box.

It just sits there. Look, there's no way you can see that. Yeah, everyone's full of shit. Although they are calling you. There was no caller ID, so they knew what they were doing. All I'm saying is no one should bother going to find the Facebook live video because it's actually not visible. It was only on my TikTok that you saw it and that's not up. Oh, look, I don't mind.

You'd be quite grateful for the attention, really. Yeah, to be honest, I like it. Keep texting, guys. Oh, well, that was successful. I mean, that could have gone either way, to be honest. It could have. No, it's been fun. It's been real fun.

What are we all doing tonight, Mitchell, you? Do you know what? It's weird because I've been thinking to myself, like, the last few weeks, oh, I really need, like, a weekend of nothing. Like, you know, I keep going out. I keep drinking. I keep getting hungover. It's just not good.

I need, like, a chill weekend in. And now that I have one, it's a bit different because it wasn't deliberate. I just genuinely have not had anyone invite me to anything. Yeah. And so I've just been sitting, especially because Jordan's not home too. He's out of town. And so I'm sitting at home just like, oh. I mean, I knew I needed this, but it doesn't feel good when it's not my plan.

Aligned with your thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. I was a bit lonely last night, actually. Oh, really? Yeah. I was like, oh. I know that this is good for me, but I think it would have hit different if I was like,

I had been invited to something. I said, no, no, I need a night in. Yeah. But when I was invited to nothing, I was like, oh. You would have liked to have had the option. Yeah. Yeah. I know I get that.

Yeah. I would have liked the option to cancel this masquerade party. Do it. You love cancelling parties. No, I won't. We actually have three invites tonight. I don't want to go to any of them. Is Hayden going too?

Sorry. Yeah, he'll be there. I'll fucking rub it in. There you go. You might be the bitchiest Mitch, but you're the more popular one, apparently. Oh, but not in this fucking circle. I've got three school friends. Really?

Yeah. No, it's like a mixture of old friends, new friends, school friends. The Holy Trinity of friends. Church friends. Church friends. Zumba friends. Squash friends. Yes.

Squash. Isn't it just me on the fly? Squash. No good. No. Oh, shit. I forgot. I had another party.

My dentist friends. My dentist moved clinics and tried to poach me. Is that how things work? She's like, hi, I've moved. Please come to my clinic. Mine did that. Not my dentist, but my, who was it? My psychiatrist.

The one that prescribes me my ADHD meds. And we're just in a groove of things now. He tele-helps me and goes, good day. They still working? I'm like, yep. And he goes, great. Write some prescription. I've got it.

And I'm like, I don't want to go through the process of having to get a new one and then having to explain everything. My doctor was sick the other week, which is ironic. Who does he call? And I had a new doctor and, oh, the rigmarole of it all and setting it up and my partner and no partner, you know. Yeah. It's a whole thing. Maybe I should reach out to my greyhound racing friends.

You should keep in touch with them. I don't think you should keep in touch with them. As unethical as they are. Yeah. Don't. I don't think they're nice. Yeah, true, actually. My Zumba friends are really nice.

I'm sure they are. Like, legit. Yeah. Well, of course, if you compare them to your drive-by shooting friends. True, true. But some of them were nice to begin with. No. My favourite group, if you've ever been to Jenna's house when the terrorism friends are around.

Yeah, but they're always a hoot. Always a hoot. Always. Always a hoot. Always want to go on a plane. Guys, calm down. Yeah. Always want to go on a plane Guys calm down Fuck a duck huh I need to catch up with my parallel parking friends They're talented

Hi girls it's been ages Oh my left side sleeper friends Oh my god No I'm more of a left side sleeper friends. Oh, my God. No, I'm more of a right side sleeper. That's done me, I think. I am cooked. How long?

Was that a long show? It felt like it was ten minutes. The tears in your eyes as you say that to me. I'm yawning. Let's play this game. Who was our worst caller? That Ruth. The one who said that blue drinks taste like children.

Nora. I loved her. No, she was fucking nuts. That's why I loved her. She was a computer. At one point she went, I am not a human. I went, what? She did.

No, yeah, you're right. She did actually. Fluffy was good. Yeah, I like Fluffy. She's always good. Will calling, then his mother calling. That was cute. It's cute. She did actually. Fluffy was good. Yeah, I like Fluffy. She's always good. Will calling, then his mother calling. That was cute. It's cute, but you jump on the same call. Save the credit.

My prepaid credit for you. Yeah, save the Dodo credit. It's not cheap in Yang. Do you remember getting your credit from the Coles front counter? Yeah. And it was on a fucking long receipt. Yeah. It's such a long receipt.

And you just needed one code. Right at the bottom. I saved so much money with that. With credit. Yeah, because I bought my phone outright and because I was prepaid with Virgin Mobile at the time, which is no longer with us, Rip. Is Virgin Mobile no longer around?

Yeah. I got converted to Optus longer with us, Rip. Is Virgin Mobile no longer around? Yeah. I got converted to Optus automatically. Oh, wow. Anyway, if you recharged your credit the day before it expired, it would carry over. Oh, it did. And so I had accumulated like four grand in credit. Oh, my God.

And so once a month I would just go and buy the cheapest credit, which was like $10. And so I was paying $10 a month for my credit. Shit. I thought you were going to say once a month, I would just go and buy the cheapest credit, which was like $10. And so I was paying $10 a month for my credit. Shit. I thought you were going to say once a month you'd just do a 10-hour call with a friend in Sweden. No, no, because it never expired if you topped it up the day before. And then one day. They got you.

I forgot. I let it slip. I didn't top up. So my four grand, gone. And I was like, mate, I'll get a new phone then on a plan. Is it just me? Or do you not understand what data is? Because it's like a new phone then on a plan is it just me or do you not understand what data is because it's like a hundred gigs of data and you go what what is data what do you mean

I'm always on the internet it doesn't make sense I have it written down in my notes it was probably going to end up in Janice Junk one day but it was literally is data such a scam yeah because I've got so many notifications barking up my puss being like hi your iCloud storage is full your Google storage is full and Google storage is full and I pay for both yeah I pay for both and I'm like how much more do I need I've done I've gone and deleted shit and I think they're just lying to me now yeah but I'm talking about data in the plan when they're like unlimited talk unlimited text six gigs of data I remember when six that's like you're roaming like if you are not on wi-fi and you go on the internet yes yeah why do we like

why can't we just have unlimited? There are plans that are unlimited. These days I didn't know that. Yeah. I got my most recent plan. It was actually cheaper because I was using – I think they looked. They said, on average, you use 13% of your monthly data. And I'm like, yeah, you're right. Everywhere I go I have Wi-Fi, so I never use it.

Yeah. I'd be the same, I think. Oh, my God. My throat's giving way. We've been going for ages. Yeah, maybe we Wi-Fi, so I never use it. Yep. I'd be the same, I think. Oh, my God. My throat's giving way. We've been going for ages. Yeah, maybe we should clock off, everyone. That was a very fun first potentially annual Talk Back Things Live. Let's get out of here.

It is Saturday night, after all. True. And that's why we did it. For everyone saying, why the fuck? When we listen back, we did it Saturday night because people aren't at work and people can call through and they're at home before going out or before dinner. So I think we timed it well. Before we go, can you explain one thing to me?

Yeah. Because I said to you, oh, are we still doing Saturday? And you said, yeah. And I said, what time do you reckon we do? Like 5pm or 6pm? And you said, oh, it's dark by 6, so let's do 5. And I was like, what does that have to do with anything? The darkness.

And you never replied. And I still really want to know how you figured that the fucking darkness affects our ability to do a podcast well it was dark when you sent that so i didn't want to reply no it's winter and i my theory is like winter dark cold like it's by the time the sun sets in winter it's freezing and people are like what's that got to do because our air controlled studio people might be out i don't know i don't know it wasn't for us it was for the listeners i just thought people would have the sun. They can watch while the sun's setting and the sun's up and the mood's still good. But at six, they're like, I'm not watching this shit. It's dark.

Yes. That's when people usually watch things at night. I don't know. Our views just dropped at six. Did they? As soon as the sun set, they were like, no, it's dark. I can't watch a podcast. I'm going to say it here.

Best caller, Sand. We started bigger than we could ever top. He was so sensational. And he was from Canada. His name's Sand. That's so nice. And he got up at three in the morning, Canadian time. Now, Jenna, you take these boxes out.

I'm going straight to my car. I'm not going to talk to either of you. And I want you to clean the mess up. No. Let's go. Look at Dot sitting out there. She's asleep. Is she breathing? No. Dot. Oh, she mess up. No. Let's go. Look at Dot sitting out there. She's asleep. Is she breathing?

No. Dot. Oh, she's up. Oh, it came through the glass. She's very loud. Great show, everyone. Great show. Thanks, everyone who got amongst it.

Thank you for listening and we will see you next week for a normal episode. Yeah. Well done. Are any of them ever really normal? Good point. I don't know why I say that. And do the hymn. Yeah. Oh,. Are any of them ever really normal? Good point. I don't know why I say that. Yeah.

And do the hymn. Oh, the hymn. Dot, where's the organ? We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. Just 2%. So we do. Dot. Let's go.

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