Is It Just Me? - #112: Lime Milkshakes

Episode Date: July 3, 2022

This week we reached a new low...In this episode:Marge Simpson needs to retire (07:38)Outdated phrases (12:16)Everything wrong with petrol stations (16:33)Proving Lime Milkshake haters WRONG (22:35)Karaoke (35:05)Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (53:20)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Would you like to try a vape? Why would you take up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? I think for people. I'll tell you why. Yeah. Because you're young and stupid. Some things make more sense than others.

You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy and I just don't know how you figure that's going to happen when you're ordering a chocolate mousse. No. You know, I had it in the car on the way home and I didn't have a spoon. So I was like an armadillo trying to get ants out of a hole. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Being fingered is an awful sensation.

You haven't been fingered by the right person. Goodness me. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of bitches. Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in the opener this season. I'm sorry. Ta-da!

Now, here's Mitch Julie and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, everybody. Hi, Mitch. Howdy. Happy financial new year. Oh, happy E-F-S. Remember that fucking Foxtel ad? I love that ad.

What? Happy E-F-S. Happy E-F-S. No? YeahA-F-F-U-S. No? Yeah, well, I was raised in a drought. We didn't have pay TV. Thanks for rubbing it in. No, Happy E-F-U-S.

End of financial year sale. It was that giant ad. Jenna, you know that price keeper. Jenna, say hi. Hi. Happy E-A-F-F-U-S. You know that. Yes.

Happy E-A-F-F-U-S. Happy E-A-F-F-U-S. Do you reckon it's on YouTube? I need to hear this. Oh, it'll be in my Spotify top 100. I just hate this time of year because everyone's going on about, oh, I can't wait for my tax return. I can't

wait to, like, talking about what they're going to spend their tax return on. But when you're a bloody freelancer like me, you don't get a return. You just owe tax. Yeah, that's on food and toilet paper for you. What? Because you need to live. But I just said I don't get a tax return. Oh, yeah, good point.

I have to pay it. I was searching Happy Eve for song Fox. All right. Now, I will just preface this by saying I'm on breakfast radio hours, everyone, so I've been up since 3 a.m. And I know Jenna does it every week. And don't we know it. No, but Jenna, you don't have to entertain the masses

on the biggest radio audience in the country. I will just say. Okay. Wow. Fox still Happy Eve is a family. Is it going to be one of those days where I find you really annoying? Oh, that's nice that it sounds shocked that it hasn't been a while. It has been a while.

Yeah. We've been actually good for a long time. All right, here we go. Mum, Dad, a GF first! If your savings looking frail, Foxtel's end up on a GF sale. Happy Year First! Happy Year First!

Free IQ for a year! The year's best in the year. See you here. Happy Year First! It's not as good as I remember. No, that's brilliant. That's what my children will be like on Christmas. I'll make them do musical numbers in their matching Peter Alexander pyjamas. What are your kids' names going to be? Have you thought about that? Yeah, Oscar, but with no R. It'd be O-S-C-A. Really?

Are you serious? Oscar, yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, Oscar, but with no R. It'd be O-S-C-A. Really? Are you serious? Oscar, yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, but why is there no R? Because it stands out from a crowd. What about an H? Oscar. What are your kids' names? Gundrop.

Yeah. Treesap. No, I seriously haven't thought about that. Jenna, what will you name your spawn? I don't even know. I haven't thought about it. I love that you have thought about it. I just had this feeling that you would have already thought about it.

What about girls' names? I like the name Cleo. Cleo? I don't laugh at that. It's a cute name. I didn't laugh. Anyway, yeah, Oscar and Cleo, we've discussed it. Yeah, right, okay.

Who's going to be the spoof daddy? Well, we've had this discussion. Yeah, it's Hayden's jizz, right? It's Hayden's jizz in one of my sister's embryos because he doesn't have any female family that I could take. You could knock up his mum. Oh, true. Well, I could get an egg.

Obviously, she might not have an egg, actually. I don't know. But if she could give me an egg, we could have a baby and it would be fine. But that's weird knowing it's his mum's egg. And also like grandma, but also kind of mum. I don't know. I don't like it. Yeah.

There was a neighbor's storyline about that. Yeah. When Libby couldn't get pregnant, so Susan carried it. Like the grandmother was pregnant with her daughter's kid. Thank fuck they canceled that show then. No, there's part of me that's furious that they've canceled Neighbors, but I don't care enough to actually support the show to keep it alive. It's no good anymore.

But rip Neighbors. I'll watch the last episode because they're bringing back Kylie Minogue, which is just bizarre. How are they going to bring her back? No. Remember when Shane Warne died and like, Kylie Minogue will feature? Zoom. Remember when the Olympics happened?

Zoom. I reckon she'll feature via Zoom. No, there's already been pap shots of her filming on Ramsey Street. Oh, you're kidding. No, I never kid. Oh, I take it back. You should know this. Oh my God, she lives in Melbourne too.

You're right. I forgot. She's just recently moved. Yeah, and her character was like. No, I never kid. Oh, I take it back. You should know this. Oh my God, she lives in Melbourne too. You're right. I forgot. She's just recently moved. Yeah, and her character was like a mechanic, I think. And there's pap shots of her filming on Ramsey Street in the fucking overalls. And I'm like, as if she would have had no career progression in 20 years. Like she's still just a fucking mechanic. I won't be watching.

It's so unrealistic whenever they have characters just randomly show up unannounced. Like I would never do that to any of my family. Yeah, I know I haven't seen you in 20 years, but I'm just going to show up unannounced. Like, I would never do that to any of my family. Yeah, I know I haven't seen you in 20 years, but I'm just going to show up unannounced. Yeah, I know you had my baby, then that car drove off that cliff, and then we had that penguin plague. It's a terrible storyline. Now, can I tell you, I'm a little bit stressed

about today's episode of the podcast. Why? Because I wanted to make you lime milkshakes, because we were talking about this last week. I wanted to prove to you just how gorgeous the lime milkshake is because it's my favorite and you guys thought it would be feral. True. And I've ordered six liters of milkshake topping.

Did you put that on the kiddio? I did. Fuck. Yeah, on the company card. Yeah. And I've brought in my fucking Nutribullet so I can make milkshakes. Look, it's here. Oh.

Oh. That's not a sound effect. I'm not pressing anything. But the bloody topping has not shown up yet. And when I go on the tracking number, it says that it's due to arrive today. Okay. It's now 11.40am and it's still not here. So I'm just hoping it all rocks up during the episode.

All right. You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to quickly call Daisy in ARN reception. I'm going to call her through and I'm going to say, Daisy, you call the KISS hotline when it arrives. Okay. ARN reception. Daisy, it's urgent.

Oh, roundhouse. Is that KISS or is that WS? This is a great song. I don't know the word. Ready? Babu. Take me to church. Oh, oh.

It's all finished. ARN reception. Hey, is this Daisy to church. Oh, oh. It's all finished. ARN reception. Hey, is this Daisy? Yes. Hi, Daisy. It's Mitch, Mitch and Janet. It's us. We're upstairs.

Oh, hi, gorgeouses. Hi, Daisy. Mitchell Coons has a favour to ask. Yeah. So, you know how I said that there's a delivery coming for Mitch Cherry? Oh, yeah. When it gets here, can you call the Kiss hotline and let us know ASAP? Because we need it urgently for the podcast and it's still not arrived. Okay, stunning, stunning, yeah. When it gets here, can you call the Kiss hotline and let us know ASAP? Because we need it urgently for the podcast and it's still not arrived.

Okay. Stunning, stunning, stunning. I will call you guys as soon as it arrives. All right. Thank you, Daisy. Thank you, Daisy. Bye, guys. Bye.

Isn't she sweet? Oh, I love Daisy. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Can you believe that I had to order six litres of it? Like, it was a minimum order because I think it was, you know, a wholesale or whatever. Like, the sort of thing that people would use to stock up their fish and chip supplies. Like, I had to buy that much. That was a minimum order because I think it was a wholesale or whatever, the sort of thing that people would use to stock up their fish and chip supplies. I had to buy that much. That was the minimum.

What am I going to do with fucking 5.9 litres once I've poured a tiny bit in the milkshake? Oh, if I like it, I'll be taking home at least two. Maybe I'll just put it in Jenna's prize cupboard. The next listener on the show wins a signed bottle of lime syrup. Thanks for leaving a message this year. We just get those little baggies that people put recreational drugs in,

but we just put one squirt of lime juice in. Oh, my God. Okay, well, if it is your first time listening, hi, everyone. It's Is it just me? Every week we start the show the same way, something we've noticed, something we hate or something we appreciate. They're our idjums. Mitch doesn't know mine.

I don't know Mitch's. Today, mine is a simple observation I've had, something I've noticed. And it irked me because times have changed and I feel like we're using outdated terms in everyday life. Okay. Oh, this sounds a bit woke. Yeah. Mine is something I've noticed as well. Should I kick it off?

Yeah, you start yours. All right. Let's go. Is it just me or? Do you reckon Marge Simpson needs to retire? Wait, from the show or from whatever work she does? Well, whoever does the voiceover, her name's Julia Kavanagh or something. Oh, Kavanagh?

I don't know if you've watched any recent episodes of The Simpsons, have you? I can't say I have, no. Yeah, no, I can't say many people have. I used to love it back in the day. I love The Simpsons, but I've dropped off. Yeah, if they're going to axe neighbours, they may as well axe The Simpsons. They. I used to love it back in the day. I love The Simpsons, but I've dropped off. Yeah, if they're going to axe Neighbours, they may as well axe The Simpsons. They were a package deal for me back in the day.

Oh, yes. It was on after The Neighbours, right? Simpsons at 6 and The Neighbours at 6.30. Absolutely loved it. And so, I don't know, maybe this voice actress has been smacking durries down her face for decades because she does not sound the same. She does not sound like a well woman anymore.

Wait, can you, Jenna, can you Google while we look? Because we've got this. Can you Google how old she was when she started and then her age now? Well, they're up to season 33. Fuck. And so she has been doing it for a long time. And so I'm just going to do a comparison for you. Oh, great, great.

So this is like OG Marge Simpson. This is the voice that we all know and love. Okay. Well, I've learned a lesson. Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a being. Right? And so now this is what she sounds like now.

This binder lists all the cues for the entire production. I definitely ran a tight ship, but in a fun way. Everyone loved, obviously. That's different. I know. She sounds like she's in pain, doesn't she? It sounds like she's seconds away from death. I know. She sounds like she's in pain, doesn't she? It sounds like she's seconds away from death.

I know. I feel like because that voice is obviously not her natural voice. She has to put that on. Yeah. It just feels like she's done years of straining her vocals and her throat is that damaged. Because not only does that chick voice Marge, she does Patty and Selma as well. So it's a lot of just grunting into a microphone. And those characters are long-term smokers.

Exactly. So I feel like after 33 seasons, she's just fucked of just grunting into a microphone. And those characters are long-term smokers. Exactly. So I feel like after 33 seasons, she's just fucked her voice. She needs to retire. Well, when she first started, she was 39. Okay, wow. Now she's 72. Oh my god. The poor bitty. Hang on, play the most

recent one again. Knowing that she's 72, that changes everything. Okay, 72-year-old Marge. This binder lists all the cues for the entire production. I definitely ran a tight ship, but in a fun way everyone loved, obviously. God. Let the bitch rest. She needs to retire.

I feel like she would have made plenty of coin off voicing Marge Simpson. She's good for it. Let her retire. She sounds like she's struggling. Yeah, and they make royalties from that too. If they could stop working and still get money from the shows being played. Oh, just like rerun. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I've got big news. Yeah. I just got a message from Daisy. Oh, fuck off. She goes, honey buns, ice cream delivery. Does she mean the green syrup? She bloody better.

Let me see. Is this just to you? Yes. I asked, do you mean the syrup? Apologies for the interruption, but it's a big. No, no. I'm glad you did. No, thank you. Please. Let's see. She's seen it. Yes. I asked, do you mean the syrup? Apologies for the interruption, but it's a big... No, no. I'm glad you did. No, thank you.

Please. Let's see. She's seen it. Daisy! Can we audition for... Because we could call Matt Groening and say we could do it. I used to be pretty good at the Marge Simpson laugh. I don't know if I could these days, but it was like...

Oh, yeah. Homie! Oh, my God. I don't need to do it. Wow. I just blew myself away then. Do it again. What can I say?

What's something she would say? Well, I've learned a lesson. Just because you're a lesbian doesn't make you less of a being. Hey, with training. Oh, my God. Wow. Fuck this show. Sam, can you get Matt Groening on the line, please?

Yeah, get Matt Groening on. Yeah, punch it through now. Get Fox Studios on. Thanks. Daisy made a mistake. Fuck. Of course she fucking did. Why? She said, oh, no, get Matt Groening on. Yeah, punch it through now. Get Fox Studios on, thanks. Daisy made a mistake. Fuck. Of course she fucking did. Why?

She said, oh, no, I mean the Bulla ice cream. I got that two hours ago. That's been in the fucking corporate freezer since I got here two hours ago. I've never. Tell her to call the number and follow the instructions, as told three minutes ago. Anyway, sorry, we're sidetracked. Wow, that was such a good marge.

I'm really impressed. I can do a good Maggie. That was pretty good. Nah, that's like in the early episodes of The Simpsons, that's what it sounded like, but they changed it. What is it? It's more of like a... I don't know.

See if you can find Maggie Simpson's sound effect, because it doesn't sound like that anymore. They have a whole Maggie movie on Disney Plus New one, I watched it She says nothing the whole film Wow, sounds fascinating It was Maggie X Star Wars She was into the Star Wars world

It's true God See what I mean? They just need to stop See? That's the new one, yeah Can you do any Simpsons characters? Um

Uh No I literally went through All of them Um alright Marge Should I do my agem? Sure Alright let's do my agem

Let's go Is it just me Or Do you think we should Phase out Saying Do you have a pen? Why?

I was on the phone the other day and I was trying to get an address for somewhere and she went, oh, hold on, yeah, I'll get it for you. All right, you have a pen? Babe, I'm on an iPhone. I got notes. I don't need a pen. We don't need to ask that question anymore ever. It's actually true because when they do, the answer most often is no, I don't.

Every time. I used to have pens in my backpack in the car, but now I don't know where all my bloody pens are gone. Even right here in this studio, one time I needed a pen. I'm like, this is nothing. Oh, 100%. I was trying to write you a note. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm the same. Back when I was in high school, the last couple of days, everyone was writing on iPads. The pens don't even exist anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I was at a country high school, so we weren't that advanced. But wow, writing on iPads, that actually sounds harder.

It was. It is. It's harder for what it is. But I thought there definitely are other things that we say that the new generation would not understand. Like in 10 years time, the kids that are growing up will just write everything in their notes. They won't know. Why would I need a pen?

Do you know what I've noticed though? Yeah. My handwriting has gotten shocking because I never handwrite things anymore. Oh, yeah. And so when I do need to, I'm like, shit, man, that's ugly. That is not good. I know. What about this?

I thought about some others. Okay. Roll down the window. Oh, yeah. There's no rolling. You wouldn't wind down the window with the crank. No. Also, when you pull up in traffic, right, and you're next to a friend, you go, oh, my God,

there's Mitchell. You don't go, like, you mind wind. The gesture you do is, like, wind the window down. I've never had a car with wind down windows The gesture you do is like wind the window down. I've never had a car with wind down windows. Have you? I think my dad had it. Yes, but that's what I mean. Our generation will.

But these kids will not understand wind down. They'll go, what the fuck does that mean? What about rewind? You don't rewind. Rewind is VHS. You would actually literally rewind because you were rewinding the physical tape. Do you remember when you'd have to rewind the whole thing from like the end to the beginning yeah what did you have to do again you'd have to like double tap the rewind button then it would just go

yeah like it would go really fast and the movie people would there'd be a sticker on it they would like don't forget to rewind right yeah that'd be pretty pissed off at fucking video easy if you gave back a video and it's in the end credit. Were you a Video Easy family? Not really. I was Civic. I was Civic. I was a Civic family. Yeah. And I remember the month before they closed down, they called everyone up and said, these are outstanding credits. And we had like

$4,000 worth of credits. What? You're shutting down. We're not paying you a cent. Yeah, what are you going to do, bitch? Yeah. What about hang up? Oh, I mean, you still use that jargon, but no, you're not technically slamming the phone down. No, hanging up literally means you going to do, bitch? Yeah. What about hang up? Oh, I mean, you still use that jargon, but no, you're not technically slamming the phone down. No, hanging up literally means you used to get the old phone on a coil and you would hang it on the little clip.

You do not hang up your phone. What would you say now? Oh, put down. Or like end call. End call. Hey, hey, tap screen. Yeah, tap screen. Tap screen.

You know what? I remember vividly once our drama teacher just had a go at us all because, you know, that gesture you do to pretend you're on the phone where you stick your thumb and your pinky out, put it up to your ear. Oh, yes, yes, yes. They're like, phones don't look like that anymore. So, like, stop holding your hand to your ear like that, pretending you're on the phone.

You do it like this. Yeah. We just pretend you're holding an iPhone. And I was like, that is so true. Where did this come from? What is that gesture? Shuckers. Shuckers.

That gesture. Why do people use that for a phone that is so true. Where did this come from? What is that gesture? Shuckers. That gesture. Why do people use that for a phone? Yeah, true. In acting school, my acting teacher in New York, her biggest gripe was never to do this. If you did a scene and you had a, like you did a mime to find, she would kill you. She was like, off the stage.

You have to actually, because that's real. I literally just said that. Your acting teacher? I just said that. Was she acting? Yes. I said my drama teacher in high school and I said exactly what you just said. I didn't hear What did you think I was talking about? I thought you said

English. Why would my English teacher talk about that? I thought you guys were just doing it in class like oh what assignment when's it due? Call me about it. Well when I did acting we were told never to do this. Okay. Very funny. I'm on breakfast hours like I said. Very brain fried.

I didn't hear. I honestly did not even compute what you were saying. What? I'm not going to listen to you either. I am listening. I can't believe you just repeated my story back to me. I'm exhausted mentally. That was funny.

I have one more suitcase. He just tried to one-up it by being like, when I was in New York. No, I didn't. My brain literally went, oh, I have a story that's similar to that. It's exactly the same! Is it just me?

Got something on your mind? Hit up at coupleofmitches on Instagram to get yourself on the show. Okay, let's do it. Is it just you? We've done our itchums, our is it just me's. It's now time to hand it over to you, the idiots, to get one on the show. Okay, let's do it. Is it just you? We've done our itchums. Our is it just me's. It's now time to hand it over to you, the idiots, to get one in for yourself.

And you can hit us up, send us a voice message in the DMs, right? Yep. At couple of Mitch's on Instagram is where you can find us. And you're also allowed to come on as a caller. You love that. That's my favorite thing to do. Oh, hello. Did I not prove myself right last week?

How fun was the talkback ting segment? Yes, I thought it was absolutely fantastic. I love having call-a-thon. All right, let's go to Sarah. She sent us this on Instagram. Hi, Sarah. Is it just me or is it the most relieving and satisfying thing when you go to put petrol in your car and the pump that you're on,

the number is clearly indicated? You don't have to try and work it out, looking at all the different numbers that are like up the very top, like on the sign, it's just there in front of you. No messing around, no stress. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, no, I agree. Oh yeah. Because you'd think that in this day and age, they would have figured out, oh, people find this confusing. Let's make it super obvious. Yes. Which one's which. Cause you know, when they've just got the oh, people find this confusing. Let's make it super obvious. Yes. Which one's which. Because you know when they've just got the two numbers next to each other?

Mm-hmm. It's like, well, the car in front or the car behind? Yeah, yeah. Am I five or six? Yeah. I love it when they do that stacking effect. Oh, like it's just above it? Yeah, it's like a little bit 3D.

Like there's five and then a little bit further behind is a cube that says six. I'm like, oh, okay, so the one at the back is six. You know what they should do? They should spray paint the numbers where you park your car, just on the ground. So then when you pull in, you go, oh, I'm on five. Yeah, why do they make it so hard? Yeah, and they make them so small. Sometimes I swear they're like a playing card, like a Uno card.

I'm like, what number am I? I have gotten so cocky with it, I don't even tell them. I just walk up and go, hey, I'm paying. Or I just go, silver Astra, mate, figure it out. I wonder if I've ever paid for someone else's petrol because they didn't know but they didn't want to seem like they didn't. It's like, yeah, sure. You've just I've ever paid for someone else's petrol because they didn't know, but they didn't want to seem like they didn't. It's like, yeah, sure. You've just paid $12 for a motorbike's petrol.

I actually only found out recently. Did you know that when you pull into the servo to fill up your car, when you first pick up the pump, it doesn't start squirting right away. And sometimes it takes ages for the bastard to start working. And sometimes it's quicker than others. It's because the

guy or girl inside the servo has to physically approve. Yes. Like they must, I don't know, do they get a notification saying, oh, someone's trying to use a pump and they have to actually turn it on. It happened to me, honestly, this morning. I went at 5am on radio because I'm doing breakfast hours and it was raining and I had no petrol and I pulled up and I put my thing in and it wouldn't pump.

I'm like, there's no one else here. What's happening? He was cleaning the toilet. Yeah, they're always faffing about, I find. Yeah, it's like the cough. They're everywhere except the counter. Always. Always.

My guy, because I live not far from a 24-hour servo, and he has seen me at my worst. I'm sure. At my absolute worst. Because sometimes I'll come home at, what, 4 a.m.? And even though they're a 24-7 servo, there's some point in the night where the automatic doors don't just open. Again, they have to manually yep, I'll let him in. And so sometimes I just

stand at the glass doors wanting me meat pie before I go black out in bed. I just stand at the glass doors looking a wreck. I'm just like, oh my god, like a zombie movie. That's terrifying. And I can just see him stacking shelves and I'm like do I knock? And sometimes I'm trying to wave or something wreck. I'm just like. Oh, my God, like a zombie movie. That's terrifying. Yeah, and I can just see him stacking shelves and I'm like, do I knock? Oh, my God.

And sometimes I'm trying to wave or something and then I'm like. Oh, shit. He must have been expecting someone at 4.35 a.m. Yeah, can't blame him. And then I just kind of walk in just like trying not to stumble. I'm like, yep, yep. My local service station are trying to sell me on the healthy fruit. Like you walk in and there's grapes.

I'm like, listen here, know what you're made for. Service station, you're made for chicken rolls. Magnums. Always magnums. One litre pumps that are $9. Yep. Boost bars in the double pack. Yep.

And that's fucking it. A mini box of favourites for $47. Yep. A ratty coffee that I will enjoy. Revolting flowers. Terrible flowers. Day old donuts. Oh yes, the day old donuts were my favourite. And two for one tic tac deals. Don't flowers. Day-old donuts. Oh, yes, the day-old donuts were my favourite.

And two-for-one Tic Tac deals. Don't try to sell me on grapes. So, yeah, there's a few areas of improvement, not just the numbers. And sorry, Jenna, a petrol station is when people know how to drive. You need to fill up. I used to get the day-old donuts. Why would you be in a petrol station for the smell? Because we used to live near one.

It used to be my afternoon treat. Oh, really? Yes. Ah, is that on your way to the surgery with your doctor? What? With your plastic surgeon. Huh? Mina.

Oh, yeah. Well, we're taking a couple of weeks off after this episode because Jenna's getting a boob job. It's a gum graft for a periodontist. No, it's not. Don't lie, Jenna. They don't exist. You're getting your tits done.

We know. It's a fossil. We're all friends here. We can tell the truth. And you don't need it. But if you want to, and you know, she's got Amanda Keller's doctor. It'll be such a good surgery. Yeah.

Thank you. Anyway, thanks for that, Sarah. Thanks, Sarah. Thanks, Sarah. Keep the Ithaca views coming. Keep them coming in. All right. Shall we move on, everybody? Well, we were supposed to do the milkshake thing here, but it still hasn't arrived.

Oh, yeah. You made a milkshake opener and everything. Yeah, I did. Well, we've got a plan B as well. Oh. Because, Jenna, when I walked into the office today, I was sulking. And I said to Mitch, my friends and I were going to go to karaoke tonight.

He was actually upset. I was quite excited. Hold on, someone's calling the Kiss hotline and it could be a celebrity or it could... I'm not even joking. Sorry, Mitch. Oh, my God, that is weird timing. Go, go, go. Hold on, hold on.

I'll be official in case. Hello, this is Kiss. Hello, syrup has arrived. Right. Jenna, run. Go, Jenna, go. I'll meet you down there. No, wait, Daisy, can you bring it up?

I will bring it up to you. We'd love to talk to you. All right, bring it up, Daisy. We love you. Do you need anything, Mitch? Soda water or anything for the mix? No, I'm good, I'm good. Daisy, can you bring me a...

I'd love a sparkling, yeah. Actually, make it two, may as well. Actually, do you have a Coke Zero there? Let me get a Coke Zero. Thank you. Here are you, Mitchell. And Jenna, what do you need? I'll see you guys soon. I'm good.

Okay, Jenna's good. Thanks, Daisy. That is perfect. Fuck your story up. Shut it up. Yeah, right. Wow. Well, you can play my milkshake opening. Oh my god, okay. I haven't heard this. Alright, this is a very exciting time, everybody. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like

it's better than yours. Yes, that is a medieval version of Milkshake, back from one of Jenna's past lives. Yes, I played that later. You saw this live, didn't you? Yes, I did. At the first Glastonbury. Yeah.

What year was this number one on the chart? 1732. And they just etched the charts into stone, didn't they? Yes. Yeah, it was just on a viney wall. Yeah, it was. They just etched it into a brick. It was.

Anyway, so last week on the podcast, remember I was talking about how much I love lime milkshakes. Yes, we did. Our Talk Back Things Live, which is now officially an annual event. And we had a caller on who agreed with you after your regimen and said, yes, lime milkshakes are beautiful. I had a lot of people backing me up saying that lime milkshakes are amazing, but they're quite hard to come by these days.

And you two were just like, oh, no, they sound foul. Well, I'm here to change your mind today. Let me tell you, I'm going to just give you my case. Lime, gorgeous in a pina colada, in maybe a mojito, but in a creamy-like substance that will curdle in my mouth. Is that the benefit? Is that what you want? No, no, no.

But it's lime flavour. It's not actually squeezing lime in. Lime flavour. I can't understand how it's sweet. Yes, well, I'm about to prove you wrong. Okay. So the syrup is on the way up. Sam, can you please run to the corporate kitchen?

Down in the freezer at the bottom, I've got the ice cream as well. And a spoon, if you don't mind. Can do. Thank you, Sam. Yeah, so I'm going to make you lime milkshakes. I've brought my Nutribullet in. I'm really excited. I love a milkshake.

I mean, look at me. I'm a dairy boy. I'm really excited. I love a milkshake. I mean, look at me. I'm a dairy boy. I love my dairy. I saw it that night. I went out and I saw a lime milkshake in action. I posted it on Enduring Idiots. Remember, I saw it and it was full. I can't say it looked like it had been purchased.

Well, yes, it is. I was Googling every cafe in the area. Where did you get it? We can just get lime milkshakes pre-made, but no one really does them anymore. Not many people. And so I had to order this syrup and it was minimum six litres. But I got two three-litre bottles and I've got a second flavour as well as lime that we'll taste after, after the lime one.

So can you run me through, as Daisy the receptionist brings it up, it literally has just been couriered in from, I can only assume, Willy Wonka's factory. But are you, what are the other base ingredients? Because you don't want to muddy the water, simple. But are you, what are the other base ingredients? Because you don't want to muddy the water. Simple. Well, yeah, Sam's getting the ice cream.

I've got some milk here. Full cream, good. I don't know what the ratio is. I'm just going to measure with my heart. Eyeball. Just a bit of flavour, bit of ice cream, bit of milk. But because I've got the Nutribullet, I reckon I can put a little bit more ice cream to make it like a thick shake.

Oh, yummy. Yeah, I like a thicker shake. Yeah, because if you just use one of those piddly milkshake makers, you can't really put much ice cream in there, can you? No, and you're going to give us these milkshakes and we're going to tell you if we like them or not. That's it. We're going to tell you if we're sold.

Yeah, because I just, well, A, I'm going to prove to you that they don't fucking curdle. That's not a thing. I know. I'm just picturing actual lime. Yeah, I am too. No, it's lime flavoured. I can't believe you haven't had it.

Oh, my God. Daisy's here. Oh, my God, she's here. Come on in, darling. Come on in, Daisy. Hi, Daisy. Oh, my God, it's in flavoured. I can't believe you haven't had it. Oh, my God. Daisy's here. Come on in, darling. Come on in, Daisy. Ah, Daisy! Oh, my God, it's in a box! Okay, take it to Mitch.

I can't even tell you how perfect this timing was. We were about to, we were like, oh, it's not here yet. We may as well skip the segment. And then you called. It was amazing. Oh, my God. I'm just making lime milkshakes. Do you want to try one?

Yeah, you know what? Why not? The mic's not on, Mitch. Go, Daisy. I am keen for a lime milkshake. All right, I'm cranking this open. Daisy, you've done such a great job. Well done, Daisy.

Hold it up. I want to see. Wow. That's the lime syrup. It looks like soy sauce. Oh, my God. Should I put a little bit of the flavouring on the outside of the glass? Yes.

It's the decoration. Yes, yes. Do you want on the outside of the glass? Yes. Just for decoration. Yes, yes. Do you want some milkshake-making music? No, I don't. Go on, what were you going to play? I actually got some. Ready? This is my milkshake music.

It works, it works. Welcome to Mitchell's Diner. Okay, I'm going to stand up. Okay, he's putting it in the glass. Oh, he's doing the... Oh, my God, I'm so impressed. I worked in my cafe, mate. I know what's what. I've done little grizzles of lime in the glass. Oh. Oh, he's doing the... Oh, my God, I'm so impressed. I worked in my cafe, mate. I know what's what.

I've done little drizzles of lime around the side. So, Jenna, he's putting in the drizzle on the side. Yes. He looks like green zombie blood. It is green. Wow. Oh, I can smell the lime. Oh, it's very limey.

I feel like I'm in Mykonos. Can you? I can't smell anything. No, I can't either. I'm trying to feel the science. I can't smell anything. It's so viscous. Oh, it's very limey. I feel like I'm in Mykonos. Can you? I can't smell anything. No, I can't either. I'm trying to feel the science. I can't smell anything. It's so viscous. Oh, God. What does viscous mean?

Like thick. It's like semen consistency. Oh, don't say that. That's a good amount. You'll ruin my meal. That's a lot of lime. Oh, please. You'd drink more of it if you knew.

All right, it's going in the blender. Oh, my God. I'm scared. Right. Oh! Here we go. That's a good colour. I think I've got the lime ratio down.

Well, you'd know. I've never ordered one in my life. Is that the colour of them? Yeah. It's like a pastel green. Oh. Oh. It's got a bit of a glag.

I probably should have blended it longer, but whatever. All right. Now is the moment of truth. All right. You ready for your lime milkshake, darling?. All right. Now is the moment of truth. All right. You ready for your lime milkshake, darling? I'm ready. Let's go. Jenna, can you pass me a limey?

Yeah. Oh, it looks gorgeous. Yeah, Jenna. Jenna, you take one. Mitch, cheers. Cheers. Enjoy. I know you bloody well.

Jenna, cheers. Cheers. Do you want a drink out of the bottle? Yeah. I'm anxious. Cheers. I'll let you go first. Okay, here we go. So this is a lime milkshake. Let's smell. Keeping it Yeah. I'm anxious. Cheers. I'll let you go first. Okay, here we go.

So this is a lime milkshake. Let's smell. Keeping it simple. It looks good. The smell is very sweet. Hurry up. I'm trying. Yum.

I'm going to eat my words. It's sensational. Told ya. I love the lime milkshake. It's almost ridiculous how right I am so often. Hold on, Jenna. You'll be the real. Okay.

It smells like mint. Yeah. Tastes like a paddle pop. I love it. Tastes like a paddle pop. Oh my god. Wow. I think we could actually do with a bit more lime.

I agree. I don't reckon I've done enough flavouring, but you get the idea. No, I want more. Can you pour some straight in? Yeah, do you want a dollar for something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on? We all agreed that the lime milkshake's the greatest milkshake of all time.

Yeah. Told ya. Do you want one? Petho, we'll make you one. Come in. Petho is back. He's a fan of the lime milkshake. Oh, I'm going to have to make more.

As an ex-coffee club employee, this is the play, bro. This is the play. We say we used to get the donut king. Thank you, Daisy, for your service. Thanks, Daisy. Thank you, Daisy. And so, are you a fan already of the lime? Already.

Fuck yeah. I knew I'd find someone. Is this the fruit warrior blender? Yeah. The nutrient one? Do you have the big one? I got the expensive one, yeah. Do you have the big one?

I got the expensive one, yeah. Right. Where's your cup? Is there a cup there? Yeah. Nah, look, that just looks grim. Shut up, Sam. I'm sorry. No, it...

Don't knock it till you try it. No, it's good with more. Yeah. Never liked it. Thanks for coming to Mitchell's Diner. Is it what you remember? Yeah, late. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. Did I make the bell? Can you do me a favour, Mitch? Add an extreme amount of lime. I want to go lime crazy. God. Lime OD. Lime OD, yeah.

Your tongue is green. Yeah, I know. It's green. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's not healthy. It was before we started recording. I've gone an absurd amount.

Okay, good. That's what I want. Tastes nothing like lime, though. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the beauty. Not a bit of citrus in this at all. Wow, that's green. That's what I want.

That is so green. That's ghost busted. Can I say, we've attracted an audience out there. I know. Who's out there and who votes? So, Zane, you're out there. What do you think? Do you like the lime milkshake?

No, I don't. Oh, then come in here. Come try it. We'll change you. Ella, the lime milkshake? No, I don't. Then come in here. Come try it. We'll change you. Ella, what do you think? I haven't tried it. Then get in here. Mitch is going to convert people.

Yeah. Sam, if you can. I'm doing the Lord's work. Yeah, all right. That's the guest, Mike. That's you. I've been converted. Good.

All right. Line up one at a time. Zane, Mitch has got one. They brought their cup. Good. All right. I'd like to try this super strong one as well. Cheers.

Thanks. Cheers. That does just taste like good. All right. I'd like to try this super strong one as well. Cheers. Thanks. Cheers. That does just taste like vanilla. Shut up. It doesn't taste like lime. It doesn't taste like lime. Get out. I don't like your attitude.

It kind of tastes like a rainbow paddle pop a little bit. I actually... Yes. That's what I said. It tastes like a paddle pop. All right. We've converted Ella. Yeah.

There's only a little bit left. I'm less hostile than I was before. I'll say that. Good. I can't believe people actually thought that you'd be putting citrus in there. It's a flavour. I'm like a kid at a candy store.

I've got so much sugar in me now. Your teeth are dead set green, Mitch. I'm like the Green Goblin. Alright, Sam's tried it. No, it doesn't taste like anything. It doesn't. It's just kind of like a... Yeah, it's extended vanilla.

That's all it is. Yeah. I've been slaving away over these milkshakes for hours. I bend over backwards for you lot, and this is the thanks I get. It's a well-made milkshake. Thank you. There's a lovely froth. Now, I believe there's a secret flavour.

Yeah, I had to do minimum six litres, so I've got another one. Oh, my God. What? What is it? Do you remember Nora last week when she called through banging on about Blue Heaven and she said that they

taste like children? Yeah, weirder. Hello, Nora. Hi, Nora. Hi, Nora. How are you going? It says here that you want to talk about limes.

Please, please tell me you're on my side. More? No, I prefer Blue Heaven. Blue what? Blue Heaven milkshakes. It's just really, really sweet and delicious and tastes like a child in a cup.

Tastes like a child? How many children have you tasted to know what children taste like? I didn't mean to say it like that in the sense of sweetness, like how kids love sweetness in lollies. And it takes it back to her childhood. Yep, I got Blue Heaven.

Oh, my God! Now, I'm about to find out, darling. I have no idea. It's so interesting because blue is not a flavour. And there's no description on it to even slightly indicate what blue means. Can you read it? What does it say? There's no description on it. No, there's nothing?

It says Blue Heaven. On the topic of blue flavour, what is Blue Powerade? Blue's Elite. Blue's Elite. Petho thinks Blue's Elite. Petho is so fucking Melbourne, all the indie flavours that no one's heard of. Fuck yeah, culture. All right, thank you, everyone.

At you get. Everyone get out of here. Go, go, go. I can't believe I drew a crowd. Yeah. Impressive. My milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard. They do, quite literally.

It's proof in the pudding. All right, let's get cracking on this blue thing. Make it for us. Yeah. Do you reckon we could even be bluer? Huh? Could we be bluer? Oh, God, I don't know.

Put the whole thing. What if I just put a scoop of ice cream in this three-litre bottle? I reckon do more. Do more blue. All right. All right. Oh, my God. Okay.

Yeah. Surely that's enough. That's excessive. Yeah. Oh, this is what happened to Victoria Bloop or whatever her name was. In Wonka. Victoria Bloop. Violet Beauregard or whatever it is. Victoria Bloop Violet Beauregard or whatever it is

Victoria Bloop I've told you I'm delirious I've never met anyone like you that just if you don't know someone's name you just confidently guess Yeah so confident But it made you get it

It was close enough Victoria Bloop It had similar sounds You were thinking of Augustus Gloop I was Yes And Victoria by regards Her name

Violet Violet Okay here's your Blue Heaven Thank you Here we go And we have no idea what Blue Heaven actually tastes like Because there's no indication Cheers guys

Cheers Cheers Big E To Nora Cheers to Nora Oh my What Cheers to Nora. Oh, my. Oh, what? Okay, let me try.

I think I put too much blue. I think you did. Oh, my God. It tastes almost like medicine. It does taste like Nurofen that you have as a kid. Oh, God. I'm sorry. Maybe that's what she meant when she said it tastes like children.

It tastes like the medicine you give children. It tastes like wet cake batter. It's medicine. It's medicine. I actually don't know what it tastes like. I can't figure it out. It's just not good. You know what I'm getting?

Red cloud. Remember red clouds? The lollies? Or even the blue ones. Yeah, the blue clouds. Yes. Yes. I see that.

Yeah. Well, that would make sense. But what even is that flavour? If it's like blue. Mmm. Mmm. I love how we don't like it and yet we're finishing them. Anyway, like I said, lime milkshakes.

Once again, I was correct. Don't knock them till you try them. Amen, baby. Not sure about this. Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. Now, Jenna, can I tell you, I came in to record the podcast today and I was so cross. Why?

I was absolutely devastated. You weren't mad when you came in. I was sulking because I was looking forward to going to karaoke tonight. Me and a bunch of friends were going. And I said to Mitch, one of my friends is sick. So we've decided to postpone it to another week. And I was like, damn it. I really wanted to do karaoke.

I bloody love it. And Mitch was like, well, why don't we just do it on the podcast? Yeah. I said, okay, well, let's do it here. Karaoke? Yes, it's Friday. We're recording on a Friday. Screw it.

Let's do it. Oh my God, yes. Like we are essentially ripping off Kyle and Jackie O's Friday duet segment. It sounds like fun to me, so I don't care. Let's do it. We also are going into using their system here. I am filling in for their show after all. So I did find their opener, so we should just use it.

For Friday duet? Yeah. Just say, is it just me when they say Kyle and Jackie O. Okay, ready? One, two, three. Is it just me when they say Kyle and Jackie. Okay, ready? One, two, three. Is it just me? Friday Do Us. Well done.

Welcome to Friday Do Us, everyone. An original segment we came up with. This easily could be a new low for the podcast. Oh, God, yeah. But I don't give a fuck. It's going to be fun. It's our last day for a couple of weeks. Yeah, we're taking a couple of weeks off, everybody.

So this is the last show. So I thought, YOLO, we'll have some fun. Yeah. It's our last day for a couple of weeks. Yeah, we're taking a couple of weeks off, everybody. So this is the last show. So I thought, YOLO, we'll have some fun. Yeah. Let's do it. Mitch and I were debating which song we should sing karaoke to. When I say karaoke, I mean I don't actually want the karaoke version. Just play the normal song with the lyrics. Oh, we need the lyrics to cover up.

You and I cannot sing. That's true. That's fair to say. No, I'm not being insulting. No, it's true. I can musical theatre sing to tune and operatically, but not tonally. We have the sort of voices where people say, oh, you're actually not bad. Yes.

But not good either. And so we were like, okay, what song do we sing? We've narrowed down two. We've both got one each. And so I think we're just going to do both. Yeah, we're going to do two of them. Cool. I'm going to put the lyrics up on here, Mitch, so you and I can see them behind us on the screen.

So how are we going to do this? Like you sing a line, I sing a line? Yeah, I reckon we do that. Yeah, we'll vibe it. I'll put little fingers up and point to you. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, I reckon you should go first because I wanted a banger.

Yeah. And you chose an Elvis song, which makes sense because like, you know, the Elvis movie's big at the moment. Yeah, it's true. He's front of mind. Yeah. And I was like, okay, it's a beautiful song, but it's just a bit slow. Like I want a belter. That's what I love about karaoke. Like the passionate like, okay, it's a beautiful song, but it's just a bit slow. Like, I want a belter.

That's what I love about karaoke, like the passionate songs. Oh, no, I love the drama and the sex and the love. That's why I've chosen an Elvis song. And so which one are you picked again? I've chosen Can't Help Falling in Love. Oh, that's a nice one. By Elvis. It's very slow.

And it's nice, but it's just like, you know, it's not a banger. No, it's not. Hayden actually wants this to be our wedding song. Really? Yeah, we both love Elvis. And it played at one of our first dates. He knows the story, but it played at some point, and he was like, oh, this is cute.

On one of your first dates. Yeah, something. It was in a movie, and we both liked it. Oh, that's sweet. That's actually so cute. Well, I feel weird duetting this with you then, if it's your fucking, you and your gay facto's song. That's fine. It means something to you as a couple, and then here I am just inserting myself in the duetting this with you then, if it's your fucking you and your gay facto song. It means something to you as a couple,

and then here I am just inserting myself in the duet. And then me judging it. Don't say inserting yourself. I might get a bit excited. Also, you know what makes it even more special? For the film, Baz Luhrmann's film, he got a whole bunch of celebs to cover Elvis songs, and Kacey Musgraves, who is our favourite artist

in the first concert we saw together, and her album, Golden Hour, is like our relationship album, and she covered this song. Who's meant to be? So it's almost like in the wedding we would use the Kacey Musgraves version of this song because it's like both – it's really weird. It was actually perfect. That is perfect.

That is weird. And mum messaged me. She's like, oh, my God, Kacey Musgraves sings the song. It was very cute. That is really weird. That's cute. So are you doing the Elvis version or the Casey version? Oh, the Elvis version, baby.

Look at me. Does Casey sing it higher? Yeah. Wise man. Oh, but it's the same key because I'm going to struggle with the low notes here. Oh, yeah. I won't. But we'll give it a whirl.

All right. All right. I'm going to start. We haven't rehearsed this, but maybe we should. Fuck it. All right. Here we go. Elvis.

This is my Friday duet song. Let's go. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Wise men say only fools rush in It's me. It's you, go. But I can't help

Falling in love With you Not you. No, no, me. Shall I stay Don't laugh, Genesee Would it be a sin You take this line too.

Yeah, it's mine. If I can't help Falling in love with you I like this bit. Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be

Jenna, do you want to do it? Take my hand Ensemble! Take my whole life too Together For I can't help Falling in love with you Oh, this is skewing a bit church now.

I also forget how repetitive this fucking song is. Can you pause it for a sec? Just for context, idiots, we're reading along with the lyrics. I feel like we've been doing this for five minutes and we've only done the first paragraph. Like, there's so much left. No, we're almost done with the lyrics. I feel like we've been doing this for five minutes and we've only done the first paragraph. Like, there's so much left. No, we're almost done. A minute left. Where are we up to? Like a river flows.

Okay, you can take that. Okay. Surely to the sea Darling so it grows Some things are meant to be Everyone.

Take my hand Take my whole life too What are we doing? Beautiful. For I can't help falling in love with you. For I can't help falling in love with you Wow, stunning. So it's like I said, this could be a new low for the podcast,

but we're just in the mood for karaoke. Wow, that was beautiful and so emotional. It really was. That actually, that was better than I thought it would be. I thought this isn't really a pump up song. So I've got one that's like a banger. Yeah. And if people are listening to this podcast in their car,

I hope that they feel compelled to sing along as well. Oh my God. For this song that I've chosen, okay? Yeah, what is it? It's We Are Young by Fun. Yeah. Oh, I love that song. It's like a, I want to say 2012 or 2013 song.

Yeah, yeah. It's a bit of a while ago But it still fucking slaps Can I just say, that song That encapsulates the music of that time This one This song is exactly what was hot They got Grammys and everything, that was a big song

I was tossing up between this And the lead singer from Fun also sings with Pink On that, just give me a I can play the recorder. Sorry. You're kidding me. Sam, get a recorder. I wish.

That would be so funny. I wish I were playing this on a recorder. Why the fuck did you learn that on a recorder? I was bored, so I did. Wait, so you didn't do it in school. You used your own hours to do it. Yeah, my own. All right, I'm ready.

Remind me when we come back in a couple of weeks. I'm getting a recorder and Jen will do a recital. Okay. But I haven't gone with that pink song. I've gone with, yeah, this song, We Are Young. I think it slaps. Who sings first? You.

It's your song. You start it off. All right. Are we ready? Yeah. Let's go. Give me a second eye. I need to get my story straight.

My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State. My lover, she is waiting for me just across the bar. My seat's been taken by some sunglasses asking about a scar. And I know I gave it to you months ago. Why are you putting that voice on? I know you're trying to forget. It sounds like Keith Urban. But between the drinks and subtle things, the holes in my apologies, you know, I'm trying

hard to take it back. So if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down, I'll carry you home. Everyone. Tonight, we are young. home. Everyone. Tonight we are young so let's set the world on fire we can

burn brighter than the sun oh my god it's Janice Anthem it's about awesome. I'm not all that you got. I guess that I... I just thought... Sorry.

You. You're there. But our friends are back. So let's raise a cup. Cause I found someone to carry me home. Tonight. Jenna. We are young.

I told you this, lad. So let's set the world on fire. We can burn brighter than the sun. Carry me home tonight. Oh, hang on. It's Paul. Sorry, shit. Jenna? Yeah?

Can you do the... Yes! Yeah, yeah. I love that. And then we'll do the Carry Me Home Tonight. Yeah, okay, great. Alright. Sounds good.

Let's rewind a little bit. Here we go. So we can... But our friends have won Oh, this one's a bit... Here we go. Carry me home tonight? Just carry me home tonight.

Ah, he's doing it. Can I not go home tonight? I know he's going to die. Just carry me home tonight. Carry me home tonight. We nailed that. I'm the only one singing. Oh, those roofies are hard Tonight

We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter Than the sun So if by the time The bar closes And you feel like falling down I'll carry you home Tonight

Don't all clap at once. Jesus, come on, Jenna. What's your problem? Woo-hoo! What's up your ass? Wow. We're great. Australia has got talent indeed.

Oh my goodness. Touchdown. There is just something about karaoke and singing like that. It's just like, oh, it lights me up. Belting it out. We forget that people listen to this, right? People are going to hear that driving. Well, fuck you guys.

Yeah, screw you if you don't like our milkshakes. We're just having fun. I mean, awesome. Oh, fuck. That was good. That put me in a good mood. Yeah. You know what's also fun?

Yeah. Have I ever played this game with you? I don't know if you've been there, but Oscar and I, my friend, we sometimes play this game where we sing songs, but we replace every verb with fuck. Oh, no. Give me an example. I get confused with verbs and nouns.

I'll show you. It's fine. Okay. Go unbreak my heart. That's a great one. This is fun for the whole family if you want to play this game with your kids. Replace every verb in a song with fuck. Here we go.

Go to the chorus. Here we go. Unbreak my heart. Say you'll fuck me again Undo this hurt that you fucked And you fucked out the door And fucked out of my life Unfuck my heart I've fucked so many nights.

Unbuck my heart. See, it's fun for the whole family. That's a family event. That should be a 3 p.m. game show. Forget Scrabble. Yeah. Fuck Family Feud. That's good.

Pick a song. Should we pick a song? It's fun. Okay. And I've got to change the verbs. Yeah. I'm that confused. So like doing words.

Let's do a new modern song. Oh, running up that hill. Bugging up that hill. I don't really know that song though. You could do that. I could probably do that. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Like I said, new low for the podcast. We literally ate milkshakes on the air. I actually don't think this is the low. Oh, let me go to the chorus Yeah You know all the words? Yeah Here we go

Fucking up that hill Be fucking up that building I'll be fucking up that hill I don't know the words Yeah that one works I told you I don't know the words to it. Yeah, that one works. I told you, I don't know verbs. It's not the best game for me.

I'm not smart. No, but like just anything that is a doing word, like running. Running. I still don't really know what an adverb is. Jenna? And I topped English. Did you? I haven't met him.

Yeah, I can do that, but I don't know. Find me another song. I'll see if I can do it. Let's fuck, girls. That's empowering. Yeah, this is good. It's on for ladies. Yes.

I'm fucking out tonight. I'm fucking all right. I'm fucking all right. I'm gonna fuck it all fuck out. Oh, this is a good one. Wanna fuck some noise. Yeah. Really fuck my voice. Yeah, I wanna fucking swap.

I don't know this song. Wow, that was perfect though. That was really good. That was good. Oh, here we go. I ain't gonna fuck politically correct. I only wanna fuck a good time. The best thing about fucking a woman is the prerogative to fuck a little fun, yeah.

I don't think there's many here. So crazy. No, I don't know. There's not many here. Wow, great. That was beautiful. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. I just want to keep singing songs. It's fun. I think this is where we end it. I think we've really hit a low. We better. Yeah, I think so. May as well.

We have a lot of blue. There's a little bit of blue on the roof too from the milkies. Yeah, obviously we're going to spend our two-week break improving this shit. Yeah, working on some content. You can tell we really got to the scraping the bottoms of the barrel. How's your guest booking going? Really good. There are some great people lined up.

Sure. Like who? Like, you know, do you watch Netflix? Yeah. Do you watch Netflix? You are going to love the guest. Do you have a TV? Yeah.

Oh, you're going to love them. Oh, okay. Have you ever been in the car when they've been playing the radio? Yeah. Oh! I don't think there's anyone planned, is there? You guys ever read a newspaper? Yeah.

Not really. You're in for a treat! Oh, my God, he's got Miranda Devine on. Oh, no, not Miranda. Do not bring her in here. Please, no. Miranda's coming on. No, no, no.

Yeah. Name a guest. I'll tell you if I've got them. I'll tell you if they're the guests that I've booked. Mariah Carey. Well, I'm not saying that you've got this person, but one person you should add to the list, I think. Kesha.

I love Kesha. She has an iHeartRadio podcast, so surely we can pull things. In the family. Yeah. Our colleague, Kesha. Yeah. Imagine if we were to send an email on the Allstaff, an iHeart email, and we had to do Kesha Smith.

What's her surname? What is her surname? Her name's like Caitlin Mesh or something. No, Kesha's her actual name. Get out. Good for her. What the fuck? Kesha Rose Sebbett?

Pardon me? Anyway, we'll catch you in a couple of weeks, idiots. Congratulations to Sarah because of her Is It Just You? She's won three litres of lime topping. Yeah. We'll get that out to you, Sarah. Thanks, babes. Hope you don't have an insulin resistance lime topping. Yeah. We'll get that out to you, sir. Thanks, babes. Hope you don't have an insulin resistance-y.

Enjoy. I'm going to hang on to the Blue Heaven next week's prize when I can get that. Yeah, in two weeks, yeah. Oh, yeah. Something to look forward to. Have a great break, guys. We love you. We'll see you soon.

Thanks so much, idiots. Love ya. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end. We wrap up the show and then we just keep talking shit. The original premise was a couple of people with ADD having a debrief and

so nothing's planned. We just go with the flow. But I'm feeling that starting to creep into the actual episode. So I don't know what the point of this is now. Yeah, we need to probably make a distinction between ADD Riff and the show. But you know, it's the last show of the break. We just sang. We did. But, you know, it's the last show of the break. We just sang. We did. But it was fun. Yeah. You know what else turned up, actually?

What? As well as all of my syrup. You know how we were thinking about getting a car fragrance? Yeah. And we'd put it, like, you know, we'd sell it and people could, as they're driving, listening to the podcast, have our fragrance. We have to decide the scent. Oh, my God. So they've given us, like, samples to choose from.

Wait, should we do that when we get back? Do we want to do that now? Oh, never mind then. No, we could make that a whole thing. That's huge. No, it's not. It's our scent. Yeah, but it's not worth making a whole hoo-ha about.

No one can smell it. It's us going. Well, I would argue that it is as strong, if not stronger than drinking milkshakes. Bullshit. I caused a bloody crowd in here. Everyone out there never pays attention to us, but as soon as I'm making milkshakes. I worry that my palate is tainted by those chemical flavors we just had.

Oh, so you don't want to smell them? No, I don't. God, yeah, I want to smell them. Okay. All right, here we go. So what do we have? I haven't even opened it. I actually don't know.

So these are our options for the scents. Yes. Got it. I didn't realise that arrived. When we're working behind the scenes on these scent guys, we say something on the show, we make it happen. And when you say we... This was my idea, don't mind you.

It was your idea. You're very good at ideas. Thank you very much. And then letting other people do the rest of it. Well, that makes a good team, I say. Who's I do with Talk Back Things Alive? Thank you very much. Yeah.

This is going to take a while. There's a lot of them Big box for small vials Tell me which one is most appetising Just by the name Boys Secret B-O-I-S Sensual Woods

I quite like that Are we a woody podcast? No we're not a woody podcast Murr, Tonka and Spice I love Tonka This one's called Dream Oh, I quite like that, yes. Are we a woody podcast? I don't know. No, we're not a woody podcast. Myrrh, Tonka and Spice. Oh, I love Tonka. This one's just called Dream. Well, that encapsulates.

It sounds like it's on par with that angel perfume from Chemist's Warehouse. Oh. What? Oh, I already love this just by the name. Coconut Lime Punch. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's appropriate. That's actually our show because we're a bit nutty because we're stupid. And look, my deodorant, coconut and mint.

So close enough. Oh, wow. There you go. And we tried lime milkshakes. Milkshakes, true. And I punched you before the recording came because you were being a mouthy woman. That's a joke, everybody. Fig and sandalwood.

Oh, I love both of those things. Can we smell them or are you just going to list them? Well, I'm just like going by the name. What do we think? This one's just called Santal 66 Black. I'm going to come sit next to you. No, I'll pass them over. No, so we can just, it'll be easier.

Watch your head. Can't plant the blue milkshake. Okay, I'm just going to go coconut lime punch first. Hold on. Okay. Oh, that's divine Although it's skewing a little bit like suntan lotion for me So what's this one? Say it again Coconut lime punch

Coconut lime punch Okay, hold on Oh Oh, it smells good I can smell it Very sweet Jenna, maybe just sniff his wrist so that we don't spray too much. Otherwise, it's going to get very confusing, all the different scents.

I actually quite like that. Oh, it's developing on my skin. Is it a bit too, like, suntan lotion-y, though? It is good for a car. True. If I entered a car as a passenger, obviously. You'd go, oh, that's nice. It does smell like, it actually smells like a glass house candle I used to have.

It does. And that ain't a bad thing. It's skewing a coyote for me. All right, next one. Should we go the dream? Yeah, I need to know what this smells like. Well, we can't obviously use that because Delta Goodrum's second fragrance was called Dream. True, true.

She'll sue us. Yeah. Oh, that's a nightmare. Sorry, I don't like that. Should we spray on some paper? True. Yeah. Oh, that's a nightmare. Sorry. I don't like that. Should we spray on some paper? Oh, I don't know. Oh, maybe.

Is that what they sent us? Just hold on. Are these the cards that you meant to spray it on? Oh, yeah, they gave us cards. Idiot. Oh, my God. Look. Like when you go to Maya and you try a different fragrance and they really aggressively shake it.

They're like, oh, you want to try this one? Yeah. Is there a little bag of coffee beans too? No. Oh, look, there's instructions. Relax. I can't do that. Neutralise your sense of smell by inhaling something neutral.

What does that mean? Well, we've got a whole tub of... Such as your sleeve. Oh. Yours would smell like sweat. Mine does and prosciutto. So we've already tried Dream. That's a no.

No. You didn't like that? No. No, thanks. But let's spray it from now on. You just do one spray and pass the stick down. Yeah, no, I really should have actually looked at what's in the box. Look at that, Jen.

I sent Australia. Now my wrist smells like fucking Dream. Yeah, I wish we didn't spray it on the wrists. This one's Myr Tonka and Spice. I like that. Tonka? I love Tonka. Like the Tonka truck? Like the truck. My I love Spice.

Oh! Oh! He's having a moment. Oh, fuck off. That's nice. That's nice. Really? Oh! I think that's a bit more elegant than the coconut shit. This is very sweet. Aren't we all?

That's the point. I like that. It has to represent the podcast. All right, next one. So is that in the maybe? Yep, for sure. Put that with the first one. I love.

No, that's a favourite at the moment. Vegan sandalwood. You ready? Yep. I feel like I'm walking into a dolly store. Oh, my God. That's not it. Oh, no, it's got in. As I was shaking this, I could smell it, and it's not good.

It's like stinging nettles. It's so bad. Hold on. Oh, my God. You know what it's like? It's like when you crush up leaves. It's literally mulch. This is the back gate in Jim's mowing.

Oh, my God. I can smell it from here. It smells like when Boost Juice did wheatgrass. It's literally stinging nettles with undertones of Patterson's Curse. Oh, no. That's mowing. Oh, burn it. No, that's not good.

Sorry, Send Australia, if you're listening to this, but that's not your best work. No, that is not good You know what I'm impressed that they've managed to replicate lawnmowers Yes But fig and sandalwood shouldn't smell like that Right Sensual woods

Hold on sniff something neutral My pits I literally Went to smell something neutral and buried my nostril In my fucking nicotine patch that's on my arm. Yuck. They work a treat, by the way. I don't know how I feel about sensible woods.

It's fine, but it's just unremarkable. Oh. I don't mind it. I do. Let's see. I don't mind it. I do. Let's see. It's like meh. Nothing special.

See what I mean? It's too basic. It's one note. Should we try the ones that we vetoed just because of the name? Yeah, we're sitting down. We may as well. I've already got a headache. What was it?

Boy's Secret. Yeah. What is that? Or Boyce. I don't know how. It's just B-O-Y-S. It must be Boyce. It's in Boyce and Berry that? Or Boyce? I don't know how. It's just B-O-Y-C-E. It must be Boyce. It's in Boyce and Berry.

Okay. Boyce's secret is... Oh, no. What's the secret, you reckon? I don't know. They should have kept it a fucking secret. Not impressed. Oh! Oh!

Oh! It smells like curry. Don't you have asthma? Imagine if you had a fucking reaction to all this sniffing. It smells like penang curry. Really? It does, Jenna. Do you not get green curry from it?

I get sweet, sweet curry. I get like a boy's bedroom with deodorant. It's deodorant covering up the smell of cum-stained bed sheets. Okay, and this one is, the last one, this is called Santal 66 in brackets, black. Oh, Santal 66 is a very well-known fragrance. Is it? Yeah, it's like, Santal 66 is a famous fragrance. Perfect for ours.

Why is it famous? It's not that good. I'd have sniffed it. Don't forget, this is going to be in a car. Yeah, true. That is a bit of a car smell. Oh. Sniff your pit, Jenna.

Listen, I like that. Do you? Yes, I do. However, I'm aware of its purpose. Actually, no, that would be nice in a car. It just needs to be memorable. That doesn't smell like anything in particular. I'm not really a fan.

It does smell of generic kai. It's too generic. All right. So eliminate that. We like which ones? We've narrowed down to myrrh, tonka and spice and coconut lime punch. Can we ask if they can combine the two or is that not how it works? Yeah.

What if I just spray them both on the one little? Yeah. Do it. Do it. All right. Hold on. Instead of this smells like my vagina, we call the scent like, oh, this smells like my buttocks or something.

Oh, my God. That's funny. Why don't we do that? This air freshener smells like my dick. Oh, yuck. I can't believe Gwyneth Paltrow called it this smells like my vagina. I know. And the candle doesn't even smell like a vat.

She just did it so that people would talk about it. And we did. It's quite smart. This smells like my puss. That's quite smart. This smells like my puss. That's actually funny. This smells like my dick and balls. No. This smells like my pussy.

This smells like my tears. Oh, do you know what? The combination of the two is not that bad. Sniff your pits. Oh. Oh. I think we're onto something with a combo. Coconut lime punch, myrrh, tonka and spice punch. Oh. Oh. I think we're onto something with a combo.

Coconut lime punch, myrtonka and spice punch. I like it. It needs to be hybrid, I think. Well, coming soon. This smells like my puss. Coconut lime punch, myrtonka and spice. I'm not joking. I think this smells like my something is funny.

What should we make it? This smells like my puss. No, because what if you don't have a puss? We don't want to alienate the non-pusses. That's true. Sorry, I'm really having a meditative moment. This smells like my double chin. This smells like my tit sweat. Oh, my God.

I'm sure we're going to have multiple, right? Couldn't we have like a... Oh, God. Now, this is the other issue. The gorgeous people at Scent Australia, when you called and they were like, sure, we can do that. They neglected to mention that the minimum order is 2,000. Oh, God.

Which is fine because, you know, I'm fully aware that we have more than 2,000 listeners. Yes. But not everyone buys our shit. No. So the only way we can do this smells like my butt cheeks. Yeah. Is if we do, like, everyone would have to buy one. Listen, and they'd be affordable.

They wouldn't be expensive. No. Well. Because the less we buy, like if we buy a thousand instead of two thousand, that means the price is higher. So if you want them cheap, you always have to promise to buy them. Well, listen here. If we get two thousand messages.

Oh God. We will commit to making a 2,000 purchase. Messages if you buy one. And all these listeners that listen, because we have many listeners, little pussy listeners that never message us. Messages. Dare ya. Yeah.

Yeah. Or you'll just have to go without the coconut lime punch myrrh. This studio smells something. Tonka and something. Mattel. Yeah. Kid Pix. Something.. Tonka and something. Mattel. Yeah. Kid Picks. Something.

Microsoft Word Art. Paint. Roblox. Bugs Life. Cinnamon. God, we're just saying things now that don't mean anything. Pencil shop. That's what this podcast has come to.

Words. You know, obviously, my friend Talisha, you're very familiar with her. We played this, I don't even know if you'd call it a game, but we did this thing once when we were drunk where we were like, can we just see how long we can go back and forth? But every sentence we say has nothing to do with what the other person said. And so the conversation makes no sense. So I'll just be like, yeah, no, that's the thing.

Like, I would have only just made it through. Like I'm lucky I didn't get fined. Yeah, well, I didn't order the cheese one. Yeah, no. I don't mind, but I just prefer like the hot weather because I like wearing singlets. But it wasn't a dog, it was three. Yeah, no, that's true. Don't you reckon that, nah, I'm out.

That's fine. It's dumb. See how long you can go, Jenna. Yeah, you start. You have conversations and they have nothing to do with each other. Okay. So when I woke up today, my cat jumped on my bed, right? Yeah.

And she tried so hard to get above my pillow. And have you ever felt that? Oh, yeah. The bombings in Kiev. Terrible. Yeah. And she jumped down and I almost tripped. and have you ever felt that? Oh, yeah. The bombings in Kiev, terrible. Yeah, and she jumped down and I almost tripped over. No, she's doing the same story. You're meant to come up with a new sentence now.

Oh, a new story. Okay. To be fair, I- Can I try again? Yeah, I'll start. I'll start. Okay. I was at the dentist and they said, you need a root canal.

And I said, I was here last week. And they said, well, you should stop eating all that candy. And I said, fuck me. It's tough when that said, well, you should stop eating all that candy. And I said, fuck me. It's tough when that happens. Yeah, yeah. I tried driving a car too. And it was just so, so tough. But I have to just gain confidence.

That's what it's all about. You're right. And once you get seven to eight apples, you'll know that oranges aren't for you anymore. And you'll move on. And you don't need to have the same fruit for your life every day, day and day. You can change fruits.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I like the smell of petrol. Like it just smells so good and some people don't like it but I just really like the smell. You know how I feel? No. Only murders in the building is not good and I'll stand by that until the day I perish.

Not a good film. Yeah, but when I horse ride, it's... I like that. That's fine. Dumb. Imagine a whole podcast with conversations like that. It'd be so stupid. We just do that one week and don't ever preface it I like that. That's fine. Isn't that dumb? Imagine a whole podcast with conversations like that. That'd be so stupid.

We just do that one week and don't ever preface it. And everyone's like, what are they talking about? They've lost the plot officially. Even more so than the time when they sung on it on the show. No, but don't you hate that like scratchy denim when it feels really like restrictive and like, yeah, it's cardboardy. It's not a long drive once you're countering the stops and the food stops and the petrol stops. Like it actually, all in all, is cheaper and slower than driving up the coast. No, Kendall's older.

I think Kylie's the little sister. No, it goes Sandra, Sally, and then after it's the hot seat, millionaire hot seat. And then they go into the project. It's really cloudy today. Yeah. Where was I again? I think it was Lithgow. Yeah.

No, no, he didn't get charged. No. No. No, we didn't do it because they thought that he shaved everyone's eyebrows, but he didn't do it. It was a dream. I jumped off that cliff. No, I prefer driving manual.

Yeah, I couldn't agree more, actually. The space and time doesn't exist. No, absolutely. I really enjoy banana bread. No, but the worst part is when you have one of those bloody showers and the curtain drips on the floor. Oh, my God. I have so been there before. After the platypus jumped, I thought, oh, my God,

I didn't realise they could. But their legs are longer than you think. And when we tripped down the stairs that time, that was so frightening, you know? Oh, is it my go? Fuck. I'm out. You sort of did a round robin there.

All right, I have no brain cells left and my voice is gone. Yeah, it sounds like your voice is skewing a bit. My voice is skewing. Help me. Help me. Oh, no, that was gross. Help me. What about that noise that she makes whenever they're making love or like kissing?

She goes. Yeah. Oh, that's cute. Oh, my. Oh, my. Yours is very cute. I had no idea that I could do that, by the way. Yeah, I'm impressed.

I've discovered this today. I'm impressed. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. How's Maggie, by the way? I thought the fucking milkshakes were repeating on you. I was like, oh, no. We're going to go.

We're going to have a couple weeks break. We love you so much. Yeah. We won't be gone long, darling, so don't fucking freak out. It's a couple of weeks off. If you would fucking cough up and by, this air freshness stinks like wet teeth. Wet as snow. As opposed to dry teeth.

Yeah, yeah. I think they're always a little bit damp, aren't they? True. You're right. They kind of have to be. We'll be back in a couple weeks. What about this smells like my gooch? Oh, I don't mind that.

Yeah. It's quite nice. Or simple, this smells like my beehive. Nah. Nah. Sorry, I thought that was better than it was. And that's what a brainstorm is at the end of the day. No, you're right.

But, like, the Blue Mountains don't have much. Stop it. Let's go. Take your fucking blender and go home. Love you all. We'll see you in a week. Thanks, idiots. Thanks for listening. Bye-bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of

Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Yeah. That was your Heimer impression