Is It Just Me? - #126: Lot of Smut Talk

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

Yeh hello, you!In this episode:Forgetting passwords (07:20)The ads you get before porn (12:11)“Is smelling your own farts fun?” (16:38)Mitch’s Quickie - viral video of a preschool teacher scaring the SHIT out of kids (22:53)Reviewing the new queer rom-com, BROS (25:43)Revealing a secret from Jenna’s past (33:27)Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (43:06)Get yourself a Season 4 mug: SHOP HEREHit us up @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Would you like to try a vape? Why would you take up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? I think for people. I'll tell you why. Yeah. Because you're young and stupid. Some things make more sense than others.

You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy and I just don't know how you figure that's going to happen when you're ordering a chocolate mousse. No. You know, I had it in the car on the way home and I didn't have a spoon. So I was like an armadillo trying to get ants out of a hole. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Being fingered is an awful sensation.

You haven't been fingered by the right person. Goodness me. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of bitches. Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in the opener this season. I'm sorry. Ta-da!

Now, here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, Mitchell. Oh, hello, darling. It's always weird saying hello as if we haven't just been talking for an hour before recording. Yeah, actually, do you think anyone ever listens and goes, Oh, they've just walked in and sat down? No, I just find it weird.

I don't know how to undo this habit. Well, how will we start the show? Instead of saying hello to me, you say hello to our dear listener. Hello, darling. Thanks for joining us. Oh, that's a good call. Hello, all. Welcome.

Yeah, or even single it out. Don't even say all. Just say hello, you. Hi. Welcome back. I feel like most people listen to podcasts alone, don't they? Yeah. Oh, God, yeah.

I couldn't listen to what Hayden listens to, and he couldn't listen to what I listen to. I remember someone saying to me the other day, someone recognized me and said that they got hooked on our podcast because one of their best friends kept playing it out loud whenever she was having a shower. No. And she just kept eavesdropping on what was coming from the bathroom. And I'm like, who the fuck listens to a podcast in the shower? You'd miss so much.

It's not a group. I listen to podcasts in the shower every morning. Out loud? Yeah. I even bought one of those terrible- But wouldn't you miss a lot of what they're saying over the water in your ears and whatever? That's what I said. I just bought a terrible Bluetooth speaker from Amazon.

To go in the shower. The Bluetooth device is connected successfully. And I have that waterproof one in the shower. And I listen every morning to a drag race podcast. I go to news podcasts. It's heaven. Well, I hope you weren't doing that during the drought. No wonder there was no fucking water left in Warringambad Dam.

No, I turn it off. They go for 40 minutes, don't they? No, no, but when I blow dry my hair, I've got to stop it. It's such a pain because the volume of the blow dryer is too loud. Oh, that's where you whack the airpods in. It's a lot. It is. It's a lot.

It is. First of all, problems, of course. Well, thank you for listening to the show, you. And I know you probably think he's talking to everyone. No, I'm talking to you. Yeah, you, darling. That outfit's gorgeous, by the way. It's so nice.

What are you wearing? Is that Santel? Yeah, I thought I smelled something gorgeous. Is that you? Is that you, Pricekeeper Jenna, perhaps? No. Yeah, that's me. Couldn't be.

What do you wear, Jenna? I'd say you. Gina Liano's perfume from Chemist Warehouse. Is that Shelley Craft Forever? from Chemist's Warehouse. Is that Shelly Craft Forever? Yes, that's my favourite. Is that O'Day Patty Newton? Toilet spray. Oh, my God.

What do you reckon Carrie Ann's fragrance would smell like? Oh, piss. Dog shit. Cat piss. Dry skin. Courses. Like freshly mown grass. Just a combination of it all.

Bronwyn Bishops would just be helicopter fuel. Jet fuel, yeah. Jet fuel. What do you actually wear, Jenna? Because you have a signature smell. Do I? Yeah, you smell clean all the time. I just wear deodorant.

Do you not wear perfume? It gives me a headache. Have you got a headache being around me? Because I love it. Yeah, I spray it on. No, I'm fine if I'm next to somebody who has it on. It's just when it's near me. What's your signature fragrance, Mitch?

I feel like I don't know. I've got two at the moment. It's a Dolce & Gabbana. I've got one that's slightly femme and one in the exact same range that's a bit more masc. So it depends how I'm feeling on the day. What are you in today? The masc one.

Oh! Yeah. Wouldn't have picked that. Can't you tell? No, no. I've come with brute masculine energy today. I have two as well. It's very boring. I went to the, there's like this fancy place in Bondi that you go and they make it for

you on the spot and put your name on the label. Oh, really? Le Labo. It's all very fancy. Anyway, I'm like, oh, I want Santal 33, which is like their signature fragrance. And this woman shopping went, oh, darling, you don't want Santal 33. Everyone wears Santal 33. I'm from Brisbane and even Brisbane wears Santal 33.

And shamed me. But I wanted it, so I bought it. I want to know what it smells like now. Yeah, me too. Sometimes I do smell like just a generic gay scent. No! Maybe this is it. Oh, my God. Yeah, like sometimes when I'm out and about, I'm like, there it is again. Like the go- generic gay scent. No! Maybe this is it! Oh my god! Yeah, like sometimes

when I'm out and about, I'm like, there it is again. Like the go-to gay perfume. Are you sure it's not just cum on the back of their neck that they didn't get off? No, I know what that smells like. Okay, smell my wrist because I've just come from home where I've showered and I've just sprayed. Can I smell? No, that one's more

distinctly you. I associate that with you. Not every generic gay. Not every generic gay? Yeah, no, that one's Mitch Cheery to me. Just my brand of generic gay. No, that one's more distinctly you. I associate that with you, not every generic gay. Not every generic gay? Yeah, no, that one's Mitch Turi to me. Just my brand of generic gay. No, that one, I clearly associate that with you. Aw. Yeah. Quite sweet.

It's a nice one. It's the same. I smell my mum's perfume instantly and, like, get an, oh, mum. Yeah. I associate that with my mum. You know how you said smelling like cum? Have you smelled Lady Gaga's now discontinued perfume, Fame? Oh, yes. Oh, that came in like the

egg. It was like purple. It was black. Black, I remember. It was black fluid, but when it sprayed, it was clear. Now, why do you bring up cum around that? Because apparently she wanted it to smell like cum and blood. What? Oh, my. And I remember once I sprayed it, and

this guy I was dating at the time goes, oh, that has a very potent after sex smell. I was like, the fuck kind of sex are you having, bro? If it smells like semen and blood. Jesus. I'll bring it in next week if you want to give it a whiff. You still have some? Yes.

You could put that up on eBay. I would never. Make some money. I would never. It's probably at one back shelf of a chemist's warehouse in, you know, one of the marriotties. No, you'd think. You'd think. No, it's hard to come by. There's already people selling on shelf of a chemist's warehouse in, you know, London, Maryland. No, you'd think. You'd think.

No, it's hard to come by. There's already people selling on eBay. Go look up Lady Gaga fame on eBay. I bet it's costing a bomb. I'll check. Apparently, like, the worst fragrance ever, this is what I've been told, like, the worst women's fragrance is that $14 one from Chemist's Warehouse called Angel.

Oh, that one. Yeah. Oh, Lady Gaga fame, brand new in box. Jesus, $350. See? $269. Brand new inbox. Jesus, 350. See? 269. Funny. You're going to steal it if I bring it in next week, aren't you?

You're going to try and fob it off on eBay. Perhaps. Jenna's nodding her head, blood and fucking cum. She's like, I'll make my own. That's the combination I recommend. I'm not normally one for perfumes, but I'm so. Speaking of which, can I just say coming up in this episode? Don't say coming.

Stilted? No. What can I say? On the way. In a bloody short time. On the way on Is It Just Me. I'm going to be revealing something about Jenna's past. You might not know about her.

Also on the show, my little chat with Billy Eichner from Bros, bro. Yes, the new gay rom-com. We'll chat more about that later too. Yeah, Mitch and I were at the premiere. It was very fun. Very cute. Can you not blow your load early for fuck's sake? I said we'll chat about it later.

Sorry, a bit premature. We'll get to that in a little bit. We're just going to edge you. In Mitch's quickie. It really ties in perfectly. We're disgusting. We better cut it short here. Elsa, if it is your first time listening, welcome everyone.

It's Is It Just Me. Every week we start the show the same. Two Is It Just Me's. We call them idjams. Something we have noticed. Something that we hate. Or something that we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine.

I don't know Mitch's. All right, should we start the show? Yeah, we better. Do you want to go first or shall I? Yeah, I can kick things off. Let's go for it. Thank you, Bradley. Is it just me or?

Would your life be absolutely destroyed if Google Chrome didn't remember your passwords for you? Oh, absolutely. I'm not a Chrome boy. I'm a Safari. What? I'm staunch Safari. Why? I like the ecosystem of Apple.

Like, you open a tab on your laptop, then it's there on your phone the next day. Oh, no, I hate that. Oh, really? Because I've got a million tabs open on my phone. I want my desktop to be tidy. Okay. And not cluttered at all. I get it. But I don't like the interface of Chrome. Oh, no, I hate that. Oh, really? Because I've got a million tabs open on my phone. I want my desktop to be tidy. Okay. And not cluttered at all. I get it.

But I don't like the interface of Chrome. Like, it feels Android-y. I don't like Androids. It does not feel Android-y. I love Chrome. It's so much better. To be fair, this was way back when I had a Dell XPS 10 years ago, so maybe it's changed. Anyway, so what does it do?

But do you save your passwords on Safari? Yeah, on the Apple keychain. Like, they're all in my Face ID. They're all locked away somewhere. Yeah, there you go. It still applies to that. Wouldn't you be absolutely fucked if you didn't have that? Oh my god, yeah. Or I'd be hacked. Because if someone asks me for a password, I don't actually try and remember

it. I just go and look on Chrome because I've got no idea what it is. I've got no ring up here. I used to be good at remembering them, but god no. Now, I do have one. We probably shouldn't even be discussing this sensitive information, but I recently changed because Hayden was hacked. I spoke about it on the show. Yeah.

I recently went through and changed all my passwords. I've got like six different really strong passwords now. So what? Chrome saves it all and then- Auto fills it. But wait, then you need a password to access that, don't you? Well, yeah, but you only have to remember one password. Oh, I get it. I get it.

Right. But no, I've got a formula that I follow. I won't give too much away, but basically I pick three letters based off whatever I'm obsessed with at the time. And then I put a couple of numbers after. Because you know how you need numbers as well, half the time. Like, for example, if I'm obsessed with Beyonce, the password might be BY capital C and then a couple of numbers. And then when I'm actually trying to remember a password, I'm trying to log on to my HCF health insurance portal. I'm like, shit, what was I obsessed with at the time?

Troye Sivan, TSV69, what was it? No, no, it's not that. I have to think back to what I was obsessed with at the time. Oh, my God. I always had my birthday in it, which was really dumb, I was told. Dumb. No, don't do that. Absolutely dumb.

Oh, Jenna just had to log me onto the work Wi-Fi using her login, and she goes, oh, the password's just – and she told me, and I was like, Jenna, anyone could guess that. That is the easiest password ever. I love knives. Yes. Homicide two knives with a two. Yes.

Exclamation mark. Oh, no, I'm not going to say that. I was like, Jenna, that is so easy to guess. She just puts a question mark so in case the cops ever find it, she goes, no, it was a question. I was asking Google. You were hypothetical, Your Honour. I'd never do it, Your Honour.

You know what? Is it just me on the phone? Yeah. Or are we almost past the era of passwords? What do you mean? I guess we probably don't need them anymore. We've got fingerprints and eyes. We log into our phones. We used to have passwords. Now we have our face and our fingers.

So why surely all laptops and phones all have some form of scanner. So surely passwords are on their way out. No, I don't think we're going to take any steps back. In fact, they're making it harder. Two-factor authentication. Don't get me started on that. It does my head in.

It's like, oh, we emailed you a code. And I'm like, what for? Yeah. Who cares? What about this? When they go, identify all the traffic lights. And you identify one traffic light, but then there's a little bit of like the top of the traffic light in the next square.

And you go, well, is that technically the traffic light? Yes. I hate it. And also Google Authenticator. Have you had to use that? Oh, you've got to use a third party app? Yes. With all the codes in it.

It's like 14, 69, 12. It feels like I'm on the Price is Right. And you've only got like 10 seconds to type it in. No, that is kind of handy though because when I was overseas once, I couldn't get onto my Facebook because it was sending a text with six-digit code to my number and obviously I was overseas. I wasn't using that number. So I couldn't go on Facebook for a whole month.

It was atrocious. So if I had the app, it would have been helpful. But like that's one instance. Day-to-day, it's very annoying having to use that stupid Google Authenticator app. You know what else I got recently? A brand new one. They they're inventive it was a puzzle and then they gave you the piece and then you had to finish the puzzle i know and then i haven't got the steadiest hand so i fucked the puzzle i was like oh no they think i'm a robot i'm just like i can't even get in how's

a hacker gonna get in yeah they have good point and all we want to do is fucking transfer three dollars to my savings out of my savings account Or when I was paying you for dinner last night and it's like, oh, here's your six-digit net code. And I was like, why? I'm like, beam it. It'll be easy. So he beamed me and then it was denied. They thought Mitch was a scammer.

They thought I was a scammer. They were like, we want to keep your account safe. It was $41 and they were like, you know. I think the final was $82. I met Mitch's friend. House on fire. Oh, really? I think he's thirsting for the right Mitch now.

All I'm going to say. What? Oh, no, just saying. The pizza wasn't that good and he was salivating, so it must have been me. That's all I'm saying. Oh, you're implying that my plus one was lusting after you. Perhaps. Perhaps.

Oh, get a grip. I'm sure he'd like to get a grip. Right on these thighs. Plenty to grip. Whoa. Sorry. That was so cheap. Good call. Good call. All thighs. Plenty to grip. Whoa. Sorry. That was so cheap. Good call.

Good call. All right. We ready? Let's call Bradley in. Hurry up, Bradley. Hurry up. Is it just me or? Are you getting more and more tempted to click on the ads that play before pornography?

What? Oh, I'm this close to playing the porn 2019 hit game, Twink Bros. No, that's the weird ones that you get when it's like a virtual sex game. It's almost like they're sims but they fuck. That's what I interpret from the trailer. I usually skip after five seconds. Oh, my God. The ads that play before porn.

Like, I'm only on Pornhub. Pornhub slash gay, let me be very clear. Really? Yeah. Pornhub does nothing for me anymore. No, I'm back in my Pornhub era. I tried YouPorn or one of the other ones that you suggested. What is it called?

WeNow or something? Thisvid.com. Thisvid. Because that was after Tumblr and Pornhub both wiped all of their good amateur content. And so you had to have a blue tick to upload to Pornhub. And I'm like, I don't want to see IMAX quality porn. Good point. I like the amateur shit and Thisvid is full of it. I once clicked on a video that i thought was intriguing on porn hub and it was in

a virtual reality what yes oh like animated like the lion king live action remake yeah voice the porn it was the voice of the twink um no of the pig it was it well definitely was a pig um it was it was like built for a vi, so it was ultra, ultra, ultra widescreen. It was ridiculous. Anyway, that's besides the point. So you got your VR set out? No, it wasn't charged. It went off.

Shit. No, but the ads, what else have you got? What other ads do you get? I always get this one that says, want to masturbate but don't have a partner? Yes. And I'm like, isn't that the point of masturbating? Usually you do that alone, don't you? Yes.

I can't remember what the ad's for, but it's like Jerkmate or something. Yes, jerkmate.com. And it's like you basically just go on Amigle and find someone else and just watch it together and screen share. And I'm like, why would I want to do that? I'm going to quickly go to Pornhub and I'm going to just see what I get. I don't think that's going to work on the work Wi-Fi. You're going to have to go on your 5G.

I'm on 5G. Okay. Good. Pornhub slash gay. Are you impatient and would like to go to the final mission? What? What? And penetrate him immediately without foreplay?

No. This is already five seconds. I would have skipped. In this game, you are the boss. See, what's with the games? Play the biggest worldwide multiplayer game ever made. No, I don't want to. I'm very confused.

Why? Penetrate a mission? Do you think it's because I play PlayStation and Nintendo Switch and the algorithm knows that I play games? Or do you get the games too? Oh, I get the games. Let me go on. I'm going on thisvid.com, my favourite.

Okay, that's Mitch's favourite. This is one that just came up on the homepage. It's this one that was recently uploaded. It's called Close Up Penis Pumping. Oh, close up. Oh, that's lovely. That might be good to be on the video. There you go.

Welcome to the only real gay sex game of 2019. That's it. You can create your virtual stud. You can create your own virtual stud. What? I've never, ever been tempted to click. Play a free cartoon porn game and come in 40 seconds. Hold on, isn't the

whole point to not come in 40 seconds? Oh yeah, like I'm on fucking antidepressants, babe. I'm not going to go in 40 seconds. I don't think I have ever done it in 40 seconds. And also those sound effects are very disturbing. Very graphic. And also it's animated.

I guess people are into that. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. By the way, if you're into online porn, find your best stud. Not shaming you at all. No, of course not. I'm actually impressed by these ads. I'm saying I'm actually tempted to click them. They're so interesting. Oh my god. You know who I reckon's definitely clicked on one or two ads in his time? Would be bloody

contraceptive diaphragm Sam. Oh, it's in his name. Doesn't he seem like a gamer dude as well? So he'd be wanting to click on these virtual sex fucking games. No, Sam would be the type that has built this game. I deeply resent that, by the way. We know we love you. So have you clicked on any of those ads that offer virtual sex games? No, but I did read a Reddit thread that, which was purely,

have you clicked on one of those ads and what happened when you did? And apparently all that happens is that it takes you to a website and then you put in your credit card information. Oh no. And then you get this thing that just says oh sorry, the server timed out, please try again. It's fake. It's scam.

Exactly. And every time you try, it will just keep saying sorry, server unavailable, try again. But they've already got your bank details by then. Exactly. Did anyone just catch that? Sam said, every time I try. He just keeps going. We got him. Don't click them.

Don't click them. Don't do it. I'm not in credit card debt. You're in credit card debt. Shut up. Is it just me? Stop acting like bitches and follow couple of mitches. Now, before we move on, indulge me a moment. Stop acting like bitches and follow Couple of Mitches.

Now, before we move on, indulge me a moment. I just wanted to let any Adelaide idiots know that it's less than a month to go until I bring my comedy tour to you. So make sure you get your tickets. Link in bio on my Instagram. That's very exciting. You couldn't have sounded less excited when you said that. I was looking for an applause sound effect, but all I have on the ready is this. And so my brain was like, should I make a joke that he's flying in on a helicopter?

And then by the time that happened, you ridiculed me and I ran out of time. Well, anyway, the Adelaide gigs are coming soon, so make sure you grab your tickets if you're an Adelaidean. And this is still Can You Stand It, the show. Yes. Great. What theatre are you doing in Adelaide? The Rhino Room.

Oh, shit. I know. Wow. Awesome. That sounds lush. Sounds apt for me as well. The Rhino Room. They've got portraits of you on the wall. They've got Wow. Awesome. That sounds lush. Sounds apt for me as well. The rhino group. They've got portraits of you on the wall.

They've got what? Famous Australian rhinos. They've had to take down Chrissy Swann. It was very upsetting. After her weight loss. Suspicious weight loss. Love Chrissy, but very suspicious. Who is an Aussie rhino?

13, 10, 60. Who's your favourite Aussie rhino? I can't think of any more. All right, congratulations. And where are tickets again? Your bio? Yeah, just on Instagram or moretalent.com.au forward slash Mitchell Coombe. Lovely.

If you want to get in touch with us, you can slide into our DMs at a couple of Mitch's if you want to say hi. That's right. If you've got an is it just me of your own and is it just you, if you like, make sure you hear this up. I bloody love going through our DMs. Our listeners are so bloody funny. Who have we got on the line today?

We've got Georgie and Alexandria in New South Wales. Hello, Georgie Porgie. Hello. Georgie Porgie, I hear you kissed the boys and made them cry. Well, I sure did, but it's not a secret anymore, is it? No, when the boys came out to play. No, even I've heard that rumour. Yeah, Georgie

Porgie, guess what? She ran away. Do you not know that nursery rhyme? Of course I know that nursery rhyme. You all looked at me like, I don't know, I thought it was funny. Alright, Georgie, are you ready She ran away. Do you not know that nursery rhyme? Of course I know that nursery rhyme. You all looked at me like, I don't know. I thought it was funny. All right, Georgie, are you ready for your Is It Just You? I sure am. Go, Bradley.

Is it just me or? Is smelling your own fart kind of fun? It's almost like sniffing glue the higher you get off the smells you make. Just you, you filthy unhinged bitch. Honestly. What's wrong with you? Oh, no. I'm with Georgie.

What? Really? It depends. I know. The impressions that you can give people just by one smell, it's amazing. Good point. Well, we were talking about our signature. Are you around other people you do this?

No, not around other people. Definitely not. But like family members, my partner, I get some pretty good reactions. No, there is a certain gorgeous freedom that comes with being around no one and being able to let Fluffy off the chain. But

I don't enjoy the smelling it. Sometimes I'm like, ow! What have I done? Yeah, it's sad. Hayden and I have gotten to a point where he knows the smell of mine. And the other day at a family event, I let Fluffy off the chain. Oh, no. And everyone was going, who was it?

And I go, it wasn't me. I'm such a good liar. Then Hayden was like, no, I smell top notes of beef brisket. That was you. Do you both fart around each other? You're that comfortable? Oh, yes, very much so. Oh, no.

Oh, really? Non-stop. I'd be so fine if I never got to that point in a relationship. No, because it just, you don't even think, to the point where we don't even address it. It happens every day. But, like, are they audible? God, yeah.

Look at the size of me. I remember when my sister's boyfriend came over for the first time, and we were all having family dinner. First time he met the parents, and I don't know what possessed me to do it, but I just can't. I don't know what possessed me to do it, but I just farted. I knew my sister would get so embarrassed, and then the boyfriend would actually laugh as a guy, obviously. Yeah, and it was probably the proudest moment of my life.

Can you do an impression of what your fart sounded like? Just like an underwater symphony. Can you do an impression of what your fart sounded like? No. Oh, just like an underwater symphony. That's not an impression. Go. Yeah. You have to do one. Make it with your mouth. Oh, no.

I have to do it with my mouth. Oh, well, by all means. By all means. Oh, yay. Have you got one in the chamber? Do you have an air pod you can stick up there, perhaps? No, I'm fresh out of gas at the moment. Shit.

I crop dusted today at the hospital, and I thought if anyone's going to. What's crop dusting? When you walk and fart, you don't stop. Oh. Oh, don't you look down on me, Georgie. No, I can and I will. I crop dusted the hospital at RPA. Oh, no.

Oh, God. Yeah. This conversation makes me sick. It was liberating. Yeah, I'm not one of those people that gets grossed out about farts and feet. Feet are fine to me. Yeah, I don't care about feet. I don't get the ick with feet.

Georgie, are you the same? I'm actually not too grossed out by feet, but I think really ranky toenails, that grosses me out. That's true. I have been meaning to clip my toenails for a while now, and every time I'm bare feet, I'm like, oh, I've got to do something about that. I don't care about feet, but long toenails. That TikTok trend that I'm coming back for you, baby.

I'm coming back for you. Have you seen that? No. Kylie Rae Jepsen. George, you will laugh. It's someone looking at the toenail clippers because you always forget to clip your toenails. It's like, I'm coming back.

Don't worry. I'll get there one day. Clipping your toenails, it's such a Sisyphean task, isn't it? Yes, it is. Wouldn't you agree? Didn't you get a tennis shot for a Sisyphean task, isn't it? Yes, it is. Wouldn't you agree? Didn't you get a tennis shot for having Sisyphean after that hookup? No, I'm thinking of something else. Anyway, Georgie, thanks for hitting us up.

Don't forget to reach out to Prizekeeper Jenna and get yourself a little prize for coming on the pod. Awesome. No worries. Thanks so much, guys. See you, you rank bitch. Bye. See you, you stinky bitch. She's banned from the show, just FYI.

Anyway, like we said, if you want to come on like Georgie did, you can just slide into our DMs at couple of Mitch's. By the way, our new mug store is closing at the end of the month, so you've got until the end of October to get your orders in for your gorgeous blue Season 4 mugs, okay? Not many left, but we want to get rid of those last ones, so we're closing the store. Very nice.

Quick six. Once they are sold, they'll never be made. And there's a really, not actually, it's not a small group of people, but there is a group of idiots that have every season mug. Yeah. And they have them on their shelf. It's so cool. If you haven't got one yet,

we will put a little discount code in our Facebook group, Endurant Idiots. So just for our idiots, the beloved ones in our Facebook group. We'll give you a little discount, we love you. Go buy a mug. Anyway, right now, we've got time for a quickie, darling. Always. Let's dive right in. Just a quick hit of goss, okay? And firstly, I want to kick things off with this video that

went viral over in the US and And it shouldn't be funny. It really shouldn't. Why? Because I'm a sick puppy. I find it bloody hilarious. Is someone getting hurt? No, not really. Not really getting hurt.

But I suppose parents listening might have a bit more empathy than I do. Okay. But it was over in the US, like I said, and a childcare worker thought it would be funny for Halloween to dress up in one of those ghost face masks from the Scream movies. You know, those really freaky ones. Oh, it's like the classic ghost mask. Yeah. Long chin.

Yeah. And so some childcare workers thought it would be funny to go in the classroom and just terrorise the children. How old were these babies? Like preschool. We're talking like little toddlers. Look at Jenna's face light up. I want to see this.

You're sick like me, Jenna. I knew you'd enjoy this. I want to see it. But she's getting right up in their're sick like me, Jenna. I knew you'd enjoy this. But she's getting right up in their face and being like, are you being bad? Do I need to take you outside? Like she's trying to discipline them in like a fun, cute way, but it just bloody backfired. The kids are horrified.

This is what happened. It's shocking video. Children screaming in terror at a daycare centre as a grown-up wearing a scary mask yells in their faces. The kids are understandably terrified. This little guy tries to run away, but the monster chases him. And here's the woman behind the mask. She posted this apology today.

If I could take it back, I would. I want to live with this for the rest of my life. Yeah. Oh, she really will. God, she had that bedroom. bedroom is exactly how I pictured it. Me too. She looks like a creep. Apparently four people got fired.

Like the cops were involved. It was a whole thing after it went viral. Oh my God. Can I just say, having two godsons that are baby age, they're older now, but parents are fiercely loyal, especially when it comes to, I mean, you're a parent, but I hadn't even experienced it. If something goes wrong with my godson's school books, like it's, I call the school, I talk to the teacher.

This is like trauma inducing shit. I suppose if this happened to either of my nieces or nephews, it would be a little bit different, but there would be a small part of me that would think, get over it, grow up. It's just someone in a mask, you idiot. She was in their phase. There was no reveal either. Like if the teacher pulled the mask off and went, it's only me.

Yeah. And then went and consoled them. But it just ended there. So it's two weeks before Halloween. What the fuck? It's not even Halloween. Why so early? What's the point?

I have no idea. But yeah, no, I'm glad I'm not the only sick person that thought it was funny. Jenna was there on my side. That was a good quickie. I feel satisfied. And also, like we said earlier, Mitch and I went to a movie premiere last night and we wanted to tell you about it. It was that new gay rom-com called Bros.

Yes. Bros. Love you, bro. It's starring Billy Eichner and Luke McFarlane. I thought I didn't know who Billy Eichner was, but then you pointed out that it's the Billy on the Street star. Billy on the Street. Street.

Street. Street. I was like, oh, of course I know who that is. I've seen him a million times before. I fucking love Billy. So it doesn't come out in Australia until October 27 in cinemas. And basically, we'll do our full review in a sec, but it's about a guy, Bobby, who runs a queer history museum

and he meets this guy, was it Aaron? Yeah, it was Aaron, yeah. Yeah, and he's like a real muscly gym bro, like not the usual match that you might notice. Yeah, he's one of those types. And then it follows their love story. It's very cute, but it was also really funny too. Yeah.

And like, not one of those cliche gay movies, you know, where it's kind of, oh, this is a bit problematic. It was very well done, but why don't we play a little bit of the trailer first? Okay. Hey guys, it's Bobby Lieber coming to you from the future home of the LGBTQ Plus Museum. Everyone is really excited and totally getting along. This happens to be Bisexual Awareness Week, and no one has acknowledged it!

Lesbian History Month was in March! Nobody said a goddamn thing! Of course! Lesbians get a month, and we get a week. Bobby, I had sex with that 65 year old. Jesus, he's ripped. I know, it's like they injected steroids into Dumbledore. Oh my god, that's Aaron. He's very

hot. Gay guys are so stupid. I know. But we've been smart enough to brand ourselves as being smart. It's our little secret. You met a guy? I don't think I'm his type. He's like gay Tom Brady. What met a guy? I don't think I'm his type. He's like gay Tom Brady. What are you into? One of these ripped idiots with no opinions? No, I like someone who's

physically very frail and won't stop talking. People are threatening to boycott the museum. You can't say Lincoln was gay. If we don't do this, we're letting the heterosexual terrorists win. There are trans terrorists too. Caitlyn Jenner. What is going on with you? My whole life, I

prided myself on being self-reliant, but this guy has gone into my head. Aw, you know what? It was actually laugh out loud funny too. Like the audience and the crowd in the theatre were laughing out loud. It looks so good. Yeah, you gotta see it, Jen, otherwise you're a homophobe. No, I'm going to see it.

It was very clever too and all the jokes in there. I did think to myself, there's some of these that are just for gays. Only we'll get it. That'll go over some straight people's heads. Some of the jokes were really niche, but I'm glad they threw those ones in there. Well, that's what I was worried about. I'm worried that if straight people go to see it, they won't get all the references. No, there was enough that they'll get.

There was just a handful of ones where I'm like, that was for us. Yeah. But no, I thought it was really, really good. Very clever. Very well done. Billy was funny. Like he was essentially playing himself or us. He was playing a successful millionaire podcaster.

Yeah. And Billy, who plays Bobby, the podcaster, ends up dating one of his listeners. Imagine. Imagine that. Imagine. Imagine if that were to happen. Yeah. Well, Hayden listens to this show. Does he? Yeah. Yeah. Whenever he's on. So he that were to happen. Yeah. Well, Hayden listens to this show.

Does he? Yeah. Yeah. Whenever he's on. So he's listening to the one episode. I have rooted a listener, but I haven't dated one. I know. Can you believe that?

Remember they didn't tell me until afterwards that they were in the Enduring Idiots Facebook group? I was like, oh God. I just fucked an idiot. I wonder if they still listen. Shout out, Samantha. Oh, pop quiz. No, but it was actually, you know what?

It was a weird experience To go in and see A gay romcom Because We've never seen one This is the first thing And I interviewed Billy We're going to hear that

But he was talking about How historic it actually is And yes we've had Gay movies and gay films But never one that A Doesn't focus on The trauma

And the depression And the sad ending And AIDS Yeah they all end In bloody death Most gay movies All sad But it's nice Not to be the focus You know trauma and the depression and the sad ending and AIDS. Yeah, they all end in bloody death. Most gay movies. All sad.

But it's nice not to be the focus, you know? And they made jokes at gay people's expense. I think that's what's so good about being gay is we can laugh at ourselves. Well, should we take a little listen to your interview with Billy Eichner on the red carpet last night? Yeah, these are just the best bits of me and Billy on the red carpet of Rose. Billy Eichner, hello. How are you? I'm great.

How are you? I'm really good. Welcome to Australia. Thank you. As someone who yells into a microphone for a living, it's so nice to meet someone else who started their career yelling into a microphone for a living. Yeah, I'm really an inspiration, yes.

I want to know, as someone who started on Billy on the Street, fan, cult following, did you ever envisage this moment? Like, this is a huge moment, a rom-com greenlit by a big network production company did you manifest this did you think this moment would come no it's not something i would have ever dreamed of honestly and the opportunity came to me to co-write it with nick stoller and he directed it and he brought it the idea to me years ago and said let's do a romantic comedy

about a gay couple i had no idea if it would ever get made or whether I had a story that was worth telling, but it's been a really incredible, magical, rare experience. I'm very grateful for it. Have you had some amazing stories and feedback from the gay community? I mean, it's a big moment for the gays. Yeah, you know, it's a movie for everyone, really. It was very important to me that gay men and LGBTQ folks could go see a movie in a movie theater

and be able to relate to what was happening and to be honest about our lives in addition to being funny about them. And to do a movie that was joyful and funny about the gay experience and not tragic, the way many Hollywood stories about gay folks have often been, at least the ones produced at this scale. And it was a very rare opportunity opportunity and it was wonderful, really. And finally, how's Grindr in Australia? Have you logged on?

I've logged on, but I haven't had much time to really do anything with it. But there are very handsome, charming men here. So I hope that I get to come back when I'm not in work mode. Congratulations on the film. Incredible success. Thank you so much. Isn't it funny we're similar than I thought? Just angry gaming. Ye success. Thank you so much. Isn't it funny? We're similar than I thought. Just angry game.

Yelling into a microphone. Literally. I just do it in the studio and he does it for millions of dollars. Oh, we should get you to do stuff on the street. That would be fun. I would be good on the street, I think. Copy Billy. Yeah.

Mitchie on the street. Bitchy Mitchie. I have to. You know what one of my favourite parts of the movie was? Yeah. And like, no spoilers, but basically there's a moment where it looks like someone's about to propose, a gay couple, and instead of proposing, he says, would you date me for three months and then reassess?

Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, not enough people talk about that. Why is it three months? It's always three months. You wouldn't know. What the fuck would you know? I do know. You'd fucking became ensconced with the first guy you dated.

Well, it's not my fault I'm a dreamboat. In my experience, it's happened so many times where it gets to the three-month mark and then they always seem to be like, eh, nah. This is the reassess point and so yeah. There's just so many nice moments like that that as a queer person you can relate to. Yes. The open relationship discussion and wanting to be fucking other people and then doing it and then realising that, oh, I didn't like watching my partner be with it. It's all very real. Yes. The open relationship discussion. Yeah. And wanting to be fucking other people and then doing it and then realizing that, oh,

I didn't like watching my partner be with it. Like, it's all very real. Yes. So it was kind of like, oh my God, they get me. Yeah. That was the thing that sent me the three month and then recess. I was like, holy shit. Why are gays afraid of commitment?

It was so good. But yeah, whether you're queer, straight, anything in between, you've got to go check it out. We highly recommend, don't we? Yeah. Go to Bros. Thank you to Universal Pictures as well for sending us along. It was good fun.

Great cheeseburgers, Jenna. By the way, they haven't paid us to recommend it. We just liked it that much. It does sound a bit Addy, doesn't it? Yeah, I know. I mean, I was. I don't know about you. No, you weren't.

Yeah, they sent me a year's worth of lube. Oh, please. God. I'll use that in a week. And with you and your current situation, I'll share some with you. You're going to use a year's worth of lube with me? No, please don't. Don't go spreading rumours.

Don't do it. Also, no thanks. Excuse you. Some of us don't need it. Yes, you do. What, are you insinuating that you're wet? How disgusting. I was going to say, that's not a flex saying I don't need it,

like saying I'm just gaping. I don't need lube. That's actually worrying. Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. God, there's a lot of load chat today, isn't there? Yeah, the bar is circling back to sex. Oh, don't say bar. No.

Oh, stop it. Oh, don't say stop. Oh, my God. What, don't say stop. Oh, my God. What's one word that would always pull you out of sex? I'm trying to think. I hate it when Hayden goes, ow, like if I grab him or something. I go, oh, I feel like I'm hurting you.

Don't say ow. Yeah, right. Because ow. But some people have quite the proclivity for pain in the bedroom. So you don't know. You don't know. Maybe he likes the ouch. Does he? Proclivity. Let in the bedroom. So you don't know. You don't know. Maybe he likes the ouch. Does he? Proclivity.

Let it a thousand blossoms bloom. But I ain't talking about it. All right. Anyway, so what we're meant to be talking about here instead of sex. Let's go to the next segment without talking about sex. That's the challenge, okay? Yeah, I can do it. So you know how a few weeks ago we were talking about sex. That's the challenge, okay? Yeah, I can do it. So, you know how a few weeks ago we were

talking about that leaked phone call between King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles? Yes, we did a live reenactment, darling. You did. So they had like a dirty phone call between them back in the 80s leaked and you guys reenacted it and we got a lot of messages and you know, people commenting in our Facebook group

saying that they were blown away with Jenna's performance in that video. Oh, I didn't get any of those, but okay. Yeah, but I think people are used to seeing you, you know, people commenting in our Facebook group saying that they were blown away with Jenna's performance in that video. I didn't get any of those, but okay. Yeah, but I think people are used to seeing you, you know, do character acting and showing off and stuff. But I think Jenna took them by surprise. Yes. Because she really owned the role of Camilla Parker Bowles.

You owned the rat role. Yeah. I think Jenna is the clear standout here. Okay, fair. So if you missed the reenactment, here's how it went. You sort of feel one's way along with it, if you know what I mean. You're awfully good feeling your way

along. Stop. I want to feel my way along you. Oh, Charles. Oh, God. I'll just leave inside your trousers or something. What are you going to turn into? A pair of knickers? Oh, God forbid. A tampax.

Just my luck. Oh, what a wonderful idea. Oh, I don't want to say goodbye. Neither do I, but you must get some sleep. Bye, darling. Love you forever. Night. Goodbye. Night. Press the button. Going to press the tit.

God, I wish you were pressing mine. Oh, God, I wish I was harder and harder. Oh, darling. Night. Night. Night. See, wasn't Jenna a marvellous Camilla? You were very good, Jenna.

Thank you so much. Also, having said that, I've always pictured Camilla to be not quite that posh. Yeah. Like, I imagine she'd be like, Oi, press my tit! Yeah, no, she'd be a bit more British like this, don't you think? A bit more British. Press my tit tall! Oh, my tit. Yeah, now she'd be a bit more British like this, don't you think? A bit more British. Press my pit top.

Oh, my God. But, no, people were quite impressed with Jenna's performance. They were. Yes, they were. Thank you so much. Thank you. But I'm just here to let you know that it shouldn't come as any real shock because you might not know this, Mitchell,

but Jenna has quite the history as an accomplished voiceover artist. What? Yes. It's true. It's true. I didn't know any of this. Oh, well, let me take you back to a few years ago when Jenna was the official voiceover woman

behind the Fun Toy Learning YouTube channel. What? It's true. So it's a YouTube channel full of like, it's the sort of YouTube video that if you're a mum and you just want your kid to shut the fuck up, you get the iPad out, you go on YouTube, you just put on these videos that are like 20 minutes long

and it just keeps them distracted because it's just people playing with toys. But they make it educational by like teaching them what the colours are. Okay, so this is fun toy learning. Yeah, search that on YouTube. By our very own Jenna Benson. Yes. Here we go. Fun toy learning. That's clearly not you yet.

No, that is Jenna. No, it's not really. It's not really. But this is. Green. No. So there's someone playing with toys and Jenna just says what colour it is. Ready?

Will it be blue? Blue. Is that an American accent? Yeah. Oh, they're putting M&Ms in Play-Doh. Red. They're red M&Ms. Red?

They're red. I know what she's going to say next. I bet it's yellow. Yellow. Yeah. Good accent. Right? Pink.

Oh, pink. Pink. Did you know that she had that little voiceover voice tucked away up her sleeve? I had no idea. And she can slip in and out of accents. That's why she could do the British one. Do something you're American now. Oh, well, if you want to hear it, I can show you because I...

What do you mean? That video I posted on my Instagram the other day promoting fruity beer. Yes, I do. Yeah. So I messaged Jenna and I said, Oi, do you reckon you can bust that VO voice of yours out of retirement? Oh, my God. So, yes, Jenna is the lady reading out the letters from my acrostic poem.

That is Jenna's voice. It's true. What the fuck? That was you? Yeah, it was me. Wait, so this is it? This is your video? Yeah.

Yeah. F. Squash. R. Raspberry. Mango. Lime. U.

You name it. So many flavors. See, doesn't she sound great? I. I. Impossibly gorgeous. Like me. T. She sound great. I. I'm possibly gorgeous like me. T.

The accent T. Why? You better go to BWS and get your own done. You don't have to watch my video. I'm just telling you Jenna's voice. Oh, no. I'm also sold on the fruit of you. It's very fruity.

Jenna. Yes, it's true. Holy shit. Yes, it's true. So do you have an agent? At the moment, no. Oh, you're unrepresentative. You should because there are websites where people just upload their briefs and they can just pay for VO work and they do it from home.

You can just come into the studio here and just do it. That is so true. Oh, my God, Janet. Can you give us a bit of the next train to arrive on Platform 19 goes to Hornsby via Gordon. Can you give us a bit of that? The next train to arrive on Platform 6 goes to Hornsby via Gordon. Can you give us a bit of that? The next train to arrive on Platform 6 goes to Hornsby via Gordon. No, that's not quite as easy.

What about one of those when you're calling someone and it's like, your call could not be connected. Please check the number and try again. O4. Yeah, they just start murmuring. What's with that? O-T-C. But it's never the number.

No. O-4-3-4-R. It can be later than numbers. Why do they always murmur at the end? It's so weird. All right, go, Jenna. Okay. Your call could not be connected.

Please check the number and try again. No, she's really only for kids demographics. Can you maybe perhaps. What about like, if you have a flybys card, please scan it now. if you have a flybys card, please scan it now. If you have a flybys card, please scan it now. No, give me some unexpected item in my bagging. Unexpected item in bagging. No, I think you're right.

She's really limited to kids content. She can only do one syllable at a time. Green. Jenna, imagine. And let it be. A VO artist saying, hi, we need someone to voice this commercial. No, no, unless there's one word, one letter. She can't do sentences.

If it's for kids, yes. I don't think my beer ad was for kids, just quietly, but she can only do one letter or one syllable. Oh, Jenna. Yes, yep. Give me an MC. M. C. Oh, yeah, wow. Give me an MC. M. C.

Oh, yeah, wow. That is compelling stuff. Thank you so much. Should we just give you random words to say, like one-syllable words? Just say shit. Wait, hold on. I'm going to get some kids' bop music and then we'll make it like what you're really good at but really dirty, vulgar words.

Okay, okay. Here we go. Okay, so give us shit. Shit. Now it's like clit. Yeah. Clit. Oh, my God.

Jenna's sex ed lessons. We need to make that YouTube channel. Oh, my God. Bitch, bitch. Bitch. Cock. Cock. Cock. Oh, wow.

That was so good. We were so juvenile. We were like, say bitch. Fucking hell. Jenna's sex ed. Oh, God. Yeah, no. We've got to get on that.

That is brilliant. Let's go. Can you say the hottest new porn game? Let's get out of here. Porn? No. We will see you next week. Thank you for listening, everyone.

Like we said, there is only a couple more weeks to shop our mugs. There will be a discount code in Enduring Idiots, our Facebook group. Go and have a look. Oh, God knows what other secrets Jen is hiding. Maybe I'll find another one for next week. Yeah, well, this is like when you found my star now. Remember when you found my acting profile? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I think that was us. I think that was when we were guests on another podcast. Really? Oh, God, see, everything's molded into one. Well, you've just jogged yourself in. Everyone go find me, just star now profile. Thank you. Leave us a five-star review, pretty please, on Facebook.

On Facebook? You can, but it's Spotify and Apple Podcasts mostly. That's what I was going for. And Pornhub, too, now we're going to get on there. Send us in your favourite porn ads as well. Let us know what you get or what you enjoy. Because actually, I wonder if straight people get different ads on their porn. I'm sure they would.

True, because mine did say the only real gay sex game, the one that I played. Yeah. So hit us up if you get straight porn ads on what you get. What ads do you get, Jenna? I haven't been on for a long time. Yeah. Well, Jenna uses only paperback magazines. Yeah. So there's no ads than what you get. What ads do you get, Jenna? I haven't been on for a long time. Yeah. Well, Jenna uses only paperback magazines. Yeah.

So there's no ads. Yeah, exactly. Jenna just uses the Zoom magazine. She's got some erotica etched into stone somewhere at the back. You should see it. On a stone tablet. Oh, that's funny. All right, we'll see you all next week.

Thank you for listening. We love you. Catch you soon. Thanks for listening, you. See you. Bye. Bye. Is it just me?

A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to ADD Brief. This is our secret segment on the end. We pretend we're done, but we're not. Joke's on you, dickhead. We're not. Yeah, we just keep talking shit at the end here.

Nothing's planned. I've got no other surprises up my sleeve like Jenna's vast career as a VO woman. We really shouldn't be smarty. The whole show was disgustingly filled. Smart. Smart. Smart. Pussy. No, that's two syllables. Pussy.

What about Sam says it in a really low, gravelly voice? Yeah. Pussy. Oh, no, no. I don't want to do that. No, no, no, no. What about cock? In an accent.

One accent. American? No, not your natural one In an accent. One accent. American? No, not your natural one. Pommy, idiot. Okay. Cock. Oh my God, that actually sounds like the fucking ads for For the Porn.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah. It is him. I bet it's him. He made the game. He does the ads. He knows all about the scams. He's been in new jeans as well.

He's been flying on private jets. He is been flying on private jets He is making the porn ads He's making bank Of these little gamer boys That just want to play With their virtual fuck buddies Yep Are you tired of Masturbating alone?

Wow No I'm quite happy With the point of it Cunt Jenna can you say the C word Because I know that You don't like to say that word much I think I've ever heard you say it actually

No I think I have But in the VO Chirpy bitch voice with kid music in the background. Wait, wait. Here we go. Wait, now we're going into a new album. Can't. Wow. Wow.

Wow. This is fun, this music. Really? Imagine if this was our show theme. Can you give it lyrics? I'll make our show a kid show. Can you do it? Hello, boys and girls.

Welcome to Is It Just Me? Questions are a normal part of life. Sometimes you see mummy and daddy wrestling in the bed and you may think, what are they doing? This show aims to answer that with some fun guests along the way. Today's guest, Bluey. Imagine doing sex ed with like animated characters like that. I'm already fucking exhausted.

Sam, are you writing all this down? We're developing a sex ed YouTube channel and it'll just be Jenna voice serving it going cock, like for kids, just to introduce them to the basics. So they know. Are we starting with cock? That's a very important part of... Well, Willie's too many syllables for Jenna. Yeah.

It just sounds weird. Like, Willie. What are you going to do when you get to fallopian tubes? I know. Too many. Uterus. Egg. That's good.

Sperm. Sperm. Oh, my God, Jenna. That's shocking. It's oddly soothing when she says it. It kind of sounds like the noise that comes out of a cockpit of a plane when it's crashing. Don't say cockpits. Well done, Jenna.

It's a great skill to have. Thank you so much. Thank you. So are you still getting royalties or no? No. That video had like three and a half million views. Six. Six and a half million views.

That's insane. I'm telling you, that's what parents do. They just whack on fun toy learning and then go, shut up, Mason, and make him watch it for hours. He's just besotted with Jenna's gorgeous voice. Yeah. You know what? There's going to be like an 18 year old who hears you one day and they're going to all

of a sudden get flashbacks to when they were a kid and they're going to want to marry you. That's so true. They'll be flabbergasted. They're like, I know you from somewhere. No, legit, that did actually happen. So my mum used to do a bunch of voice work on the side. You and I, bitch, we've talked about this before, owned a computer program called Kids Picks.

Kid Picks? I had Kid Picks. How good was Kid Picks? Bring up the Kid Picks thing while we're at it. Oh, I Kid's Picks. Kid's Picks? I had Kid's Picks. How good was Kid's Picks? Bring up the Kid's Picks thing while we're at it. Oh, I loved Kid's Picks. And there's this one thing on that that was from like an effect of a woman going, wow, and that was my mum. Fuck off.

You've never told me this. Sam, we're also talking about an 18-year-old fucking the voiceover artist. That's where I thought it was going. But is it that one that goes, wow? Wow. Oh, so it's the femme one. Yeah. So here is Kid Pigs Deluxe 3.

Just go the theme song. Okay. Like the older one. Uno. Uno. Zero. Kid Pigs, Kid Pigs, come on and play with Kid Pigs. Wow.

Is that your mum? That's not your mother. No, not that one. She's going to say she's a smoker. Wow. She sounds like Camilla a smoker? Wow. She sounds like Camilla Parker Bowles. Wow.

Wow. She sounds like Wario in Mario Kart. Wow. She sounds like when Crash Bandicoot falls off the cliff. Wow. YouTube's weird. I go through patches with YouTube. Sometimes I love it and it's the only thing I watch stuff on and then other times the algorithm is off and it makes me feel like

you don't know who I am. Have you paid for premium? No, but apparently it's good. I'm like this close. Why? What are the benefits? Well, because you know how we sit here and go, YouTube ads.

Like it's probably something I use the most, so I probably should just pay for it. But don't we all have ad blockers on? I have an ad blocker on. No. Yeah, I do. I have an ad blocker. It still plays. It's not a subscription thing.

Mine's just ad blocker. I've got ad blocker pro. Oh, thank you. I have Facetune before it became a $300 product. So I have access to it all, and I just bought it when it was free. And now if I'd ever deleted it, I'd have to buy it again. But I have free fucking Facetune. Don't have to buy it.

Do you have YouTube premium, Sam? I do. It was you I was talking about this the other day. I was like, you nearly convinced me. I'm like, I've got to do it. You know what they do? They sucker you in with a three-month free trial, which is a long time.

And then you get so used to not having ads. And then once it goes away, no good. That five seconds feels like five years. Is it still YouTube Red? Isn't it like YouTube Premium or something? Yeah, YouTube Premium. Let me have a look. I don't think they offer much more other than no ads,

and you can download them if you're going on a flight or something. One-month free trial, Sam. They've dropped it. $14 a month? I'll forget about it. Yeah, it's a lot. But you know what's changed my life? Is that when you're playing music of YouTube for any particular reason,

if you lock your phone and put it in your pocket, it still plays. And if you minimise it? Does it work if you minimise it and go on Instagram? Yeah, it says YouTube in the background. Shit. Oh, maybe I do need it. Do you remember when YouTube had all that exclusive content as well? Yeah, that went well.

Oh, my God. They were terrible. YouTube original. Oh, and Joey fucking Graceffa was straight and in that murder mystery? That murder mystery went on for like five stories. Oh, God, I forgot Joey Graceffa again. Me too. He's like, I'm straight.

No one believes me. Remember when Miranda Sings had a bloody Netflix special? Yes, I loved Miranda Sings. Was it The Voice that was funny? Do a bit of it. She'd be like, hey guys, it's me, Miranda. Yes, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah.

Make sure you subscribe to my YouTube channel so you see all the videos. Yeah. Oh, God, that gives me the itch. That's a big itch. Do it. Oh. Do it. It's very 2014.

Yeah. You know, I was very caught up in the Troye Sivan, Tyler Oakley of it all. Did you get it? Yes. Troila. Oh, my Troila. I just wanted to. I'm like, they're sleeping together.

I know it. I didn't ship Trona. No. I recently unfollowed Conor Franta, the most boring person you've ever met. And I haven't met him. There's a little part of me, like teenage Mitchell is still there who's in love with him, but then I'm like, what would I talk to him about? Let's not pretend we have anything in common.

What about Jack and Finn Harry's? The amount of times I jerked off to those two fucking twins. Who? That's fair. Yeah. I was 14. Jack and Finn Harry's. This, remember?

Jack's gap. These two boys. The new room. Take a look at the screenshots. Oh, shut up. See? There Gap. These two boys. The new room. Take a look at the screenshots. Oh, shut up. See? There it is. You're right.

And YouTube Premium is not like Netflix where I can just leech off your account, Sam, is it? Because then I'll fuck up everything for you. Yeah, all of a sudden you'll see all of my passwords, my search history. Are you ready? Gmail. Remember this? Remember this? No.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Wow. That's the thing. There was the talented one And then the shit one Yeah Can you go to

Connor Franta's YouTube channel? Oh fuck I swear to God Last time I checked Oh Tyler Oakley these days Just gets stoned In his YouTube videos Really?

And I'm like I love him now I kind of like that Like he's just lent All the way in Really? But then I see Connor's videos

And I'm like Shit our podcast Gets more listens than that No way. Yes. Yeah. Gay love. Gay life.

Gay growth. This is the stuff he does now. But he's always done this wanky, deep shit. I know, but like even more intense now. Whereas Tyler, at least, is a stoner now. They've gone in such a different direction. What's the top comment? You make me realise who I truly am.

Look, I love it that some people see that. Well, no, he came out around the same time I did, so I felt like Connor and I went through that together. I came out at 23, so everyone was already out. Fucking Joey Graceffa beat me to the post. I think the only person that was straight when I was still straight was Shane fucking Dawson. Is he not straight?

No, he's gay. He's married to a man. No, he's bi. Well, he's married to a man. I'll buy's bi. Oh, he's married to a man. Oh, bi erasure. Yeah, he's bisexual. In this house. Here I go. In this queer house. Look at these. Oh my god. 11 years ago, they were making

fucking YouTube videos. Oh god. Oh my god, you know what that just reminded me of? Do you remember Fred? Oh god. Fred. I did Fred. And then he had a Disney show.

Yeah. Oh, I love Fred. I thought Fred was fucking funny. Fred is still making content? Yeah. Hey, it's Fred. And I'm going to go grocery shopping. Why do we find this funny?

Yeah, I know. Let's watch it. It's so dumb. My mom took two extra jobs because her first one wasn't paying good enough because of the economy and the government and all that stuff. So she let me do it. It's so dumb Shut up, Fred How did he do it? He's gay too now His brother is also gay

And he looks just like him Was that a recent video? 12 years ago Oh, I was going to say The man has an age He still looks like he's 12 Oh, but it's got 94 million views. Yes, you do.

Jenna, can you Google what the most YouTube video is? I want to find it. Yeah. Is it still Psy Gangnam Style? Okay, so the most viewed YouTube video is Baby Shark Dance. Then it's Despacito. Then it's Johnny Johnny Yes Papa. They're all just random songs in between kids' songs.

Gangnam Style is now number 10. Can I just say, Baby Shark Dance has 11 billion views. God. How much money would they have made from this? Don't know. Remember the gorilla group this had on culture? Is this even it?

Yeah. This sounds like a remix. Turn it off. This is going to be in everyone's heads all day, you know. You know what song I think we should put in everyone's head? It's been in my head ever since we played the bros trailer.

Somebody to Love by Queen. Anybody need somebody to love? Find me somebody to love. A lot of YouTube ads, see? Find me somebody. A little love. Find me somebody. A lot of YouTube ads, see? The one criticism I had about the movie is, oh, his singing at the end was cringe. I think it was meant to be. Don't spoil it.

It just would have been funnier if he was, like, terrible. Like, if he was a really bad singer. It was a gay rom-com. They had to have a musical element. Good point. All right, here we go. This is Queen, Somebody to Love. 430 million views. I'm sure it's had more listens than that

in its time. Oh, look at good old Fred. Good old Fred. Hey, it's Fred! Not that one. Fred! Did this Fred die of AIDS? Is that real? Yeah. Oh, the poor thing. Bless him.

I wonder what the other members of Queen are doing at the moment. Performing with Queen? With Adam Lambert. Are they? Yeah. What, they just found another poof-ta? How are you not across yet? Jamie and Adam Lambert, they pull all the time. And cry, and cry. What about you, Daniel? I spent all my years believing you,

but I just can't get no relief. Somebody, somebody, somebody, can anybody find me? Somebody I love. Yeah. I work. He works hard! At the end of the day I take home my Halloween I wish you could see Mitch Cherry's face right now.

Yeah, I know. You were like drooling a bit. Your jaw dropped and you were just kind of entranced by the whole thing. I was also thinking about poor Freddie. I think it's so sad that he died. Of course. Go to the end. Like that high note.

Somebody to love. Yeah, crank it. Here we go. Somebody to love. Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you? Sorry, I just wanted to put on who I think. You just clicked on the next video? No, I wanted to put on who I think is the next Freddie Mercury.

Oh, it's already been... Oh, Ed Sheeran, a straight man. What is wrong with you? This is the next... Go to the Adam Lambert version. It's the same song. I'm joking. Adam Lambert.

Somebody to love. Yeah. I wonder why that happened. Adam Lambert in there. Do you want it live on X Factor? Uh-huh. doesn't matter. He sings it everywhere. Oh, you've choked the worst example.

He's pretty good. He's very good. Oh, God. Calm down. Okay, no, that wasn't... Oh, he really embellished it, didn't he? Queen and George... Mitchell's dying.

Queen and George Michael. Now, that'd be good. Are we going to leave? No, no, one more. Somebody, somebody find me Somebody find me Somebody to love No, no, not one more. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Come on! I hate it when they do that. He blew his load.

Hold the mic to the crowd. Yeah! He would have said to his manager right before he went on, I just can't do it tonight. I'm exhausted. He goes, I can do the... But the riff at the end, I can't do the... George, just put the mic out to the crowd.

They'll love it. You're right. It's like, come on! Come on! Oh, George crowd. They'll love it. You're right. Say, come on. Come on. Oh, George Michael. Camilla Parker Bowles is his manager. Come on. Come on.

Now. All right, let's go. Time to leave. Oh, I dropped my glasses. Oh, no. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 3% better today. That's all. So we do.

I should have done like, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 3% better today. So we do. Why do we do it twice? We really didn't need to. Nah, third. Third time lucky. Thank you for listening everyone. We love you. We'll see you in a week. So we do. So we do. Bye. Bye. We'll see you.

Just you. And it's just so nice that you stuck around this whole time. Nah, thank you. Thank you so much. It's been good to have you though. And I'm loving what you've done with the purple streak. Just saying. Yes. So nice. Oh, babe, your tampon string's hanging out.

Oh, babe, go fix yourself up. You're an embarrassment. See ya. See you. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.