Is It Just Me? - #128: Coombs Has Been Shot By Cupid x

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

Churi’s calling it the “romance edition” of IIJM 💘In this episode:First-time’s in a relationship (07:42)Gawking at celeb’s belongings (15:02)The best and worst things about beach trips (18:38)Mitch’s Quickie - Reviewing the new Prime Video movie ‘My Policeman’ starring Harry Styles (24:54)Jenna Decides (34:09)Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (42:44)Hit us up @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Would you like to try a vape? Why would you take up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? I think for people. I'll tell you why. Yeah. Because you're young and stupid. Some things make more sense than others.

You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and I just don't know how you figure that's going to happen when you're ordering a chocolate mousse. No. You know, I had it in the car on the way home, and I didn't have a spoon. So I was like an armadillo trying to get ants out of a hole. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Being fingered is an awful sensation.

You haven't been fingered by the right person. Goodness me. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of bitches. Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in the opener this season. I'm sorry. Ta-da!

Now, here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Oh, hello, you. Hello, you. Welcome back to the podcast, idiots. G'day, all. How are you feeling, Chooley? I'm good. The brain is having a good day.

Everything's working. What a shame. I quite enjoyed pressing the buttons last week. I enjoyed sitting back relaxing. I've never been that relaxed in my life. Well, I like to stand upright on this side of the desk, as you know. It keeps me alert. Yeah, no.

So I'm not relaxing over here. Very, very tense. Are you? Don't be too relaxed. Not really. Do you want a massage? I can give you a massage. Are you good at them?

I'm really good at them, yeah. Would you mind? I've got a bung shoulder. I just got really sensual, sorry. Normally they lead to sex with Hayden, so it's always like they start. Well, I'll try and resist. I'm sure if you can resist, I can resist. We'll be fine. We've done three

years of it, so, you know. I've gotten used to suppressing my urges around you. The satiating urge to jump me. How are you? You look great. Your hair's nice. You've got a glow about you. What's going on with you? Oh, nothing.

I actually did think to myself, I said to Jenna in the lift when she let me up, oh, I'm having a bad hair day. So it's weird to hear you say that. Oh, I think I'm a prizekeeper, Jenna. Welcome to the show. Hello. I will say, just to start, ACRA award-winning prizekeeper, Jenna. Congratulations, Jenna, on your award.

Congratulations, Jenna. Thank you. You're a superstar. And of course, Mitchell Cheery. Oh, thank you. He won a radio award on the weekend as well. Thank you. You're a superstar. And, of course, Mitchell Cheery. Oh, thank you. Won a radio award on the weekend as well. Well done. We had a great night.

And also our voiceover guy, Bradley, of course, for Kermit Acra. Yes. Congratulations, Brad. Congratulations on the Acra. Oh, you're too kind. Thank you so very much. And congratulations to you, Mitch. Thank you.

Yes, thank you. And Jenna, of course. Well, you know, maybe not so much. No, well done, Jenna. We love you. Hello. And, of course, you know, the Mitch. Mitch, yes, thank you. And Jenna, of course. Well, you know, maybe not so much. No, well done, Jenna. We love you. Hello. And of course, you know, the Mitch. Mitch, yes, yes.

Congratulations all round. What a team of winners. Yes. Thank you. We should say Sam as well, contraceptive diaphragm. Sam won an ACRA. If you don't know what an ACRA is for the international listeners, an ACRA is an acronym for the Australian Commercial Radio Awards.

Yeah, the big radio awards in Australia. Yeah. You've been nominated. Obviously, you're all award-winning people now. Yes. Oh, my day will come. No, it will come. Actually, sooner than we think because we probably should talk about this now.

The podcast awards are happening this month. Oh, don't count your chickens before they hatch, darling. No, no. I'm just saying we are up for listener's choice. What? Well, every podcast that exists is up. Oh, right. I was going to say, no one told me that. I'd usually be across something What? Well, every podcast that exists is up. Oh, right. I was going to say, no one told me that.

I'd usually be across something like that. Literally every podcast in the world. You can go to the database and search a podcast. And I searched, is it just me? And all the others come up, the ones that we trash consistently. So make sure you vote for the right one. But there's a link in the Enduring Idiots, our secret Facebook group, if you want to go and have a vote for us.

And the Idiots Choice Award goes to... Imagine. Imagine that. That'd be beautiful. We have our own internal awards and I win them all. Just to make up for it. Oh, like an all-staff internal awards. Yeah.

That's lovely. Voted for by you. For you. Well, Mitchell, before we start, would you like to maybe share your announcement? Your big news. Ooh! What announcement? Oh, well, you know, the big news.

Oh, is it my announcement that this Wednesday I'm making my triumphant return to Trash Island? No. Is that what you're talking about? No, it's not that. Sad that that podcast has fallen. They're getting it back. It's very sad.

Very sad. The other news, I'm talking about the reason that you're glowing and you have white eyes and a big smile. Well, coming up here on Is It Just Me, it's the return of Jenna Decides. No. You're going to be making a big decision on a listener's behalf. They're in a pickle, Jenna. Oh.

That's very true. Where's the Jenna Decides sound effect? They've come to us. Oh, this is Jenna Decides. Jenna Decides. So that's on the way. Should we jump into the show? That's coming up.

A listener needs our help. An idiot is in a very, very precarious position. And Jenna, you're the only person that can help them out. Of course. But no, that's not what I'm talking about. I thought I successfully deflected this. Tell them about the boy. Do you know this, Jenna?

You're making me feel embarrassed. He's blushing. You do it. You do it. Okay, I'll say. This is cute. Mitch is now officially in a relationship. I literally said to you, let's not make a big song and dance about it.

We're like, oh, if it comes up, it comes up. And now you're doing, woo! No way. No, no. Don't be silly. Like it's some sort of God-given miracle. No, no, no. The drought's broken.

I'm not going to continue doing it, but you know. It's been shot by Cupid! In the arse cheek! Well, that's why he's limping, I'm assuming. I'm very happy for you. It's very exciting. So exciting. Thank you.

No, well, I mean, we've alluded a few times on the podcast that I've been seeing someone for a few months, and I was like, oh, I don't want to, you know, go into too much detail until it's official. And, well, now it is. Yeah, you don't want to count you. I can tell you his name's Sean. There you go. Oh, my God!

I'm ensconced.'s Sean. There you go. Oh, my God. I'm ensconced. Oh, that's very interesting. I love this. What a word, ensconced. Haven't you heard that one? No, I haven't. I use it all the time. It's one of my favourites.

Really? Yeah. Beautiful. Look, I'm very happy for you. Thanks. And it's a very exciting time in your life. And you're happy? It's all going good?

It's all great? Look, I feel weird about the accolades because I will make a quick point. When I was single for years upon years, as we all know, there was a time whenever it was celebrated when someone was no longer single that as a single person it kind of makes you feel shit.

So now that you're doing all this fanfare, I feel like I need to put it out there that yes, I'm happy now. I'm glad that it's happened but I was happy before. So I was happy when I was single. I think you need to get to that point before you welcome someone else in. Oh, of course. I'm only just

celebrating because I'm just excited for you and I love him. And because you wouldn't make me feel awkward. You know why I love him? We went to Craniti's the other night. Sean was there, Mitch was there and we ordered a meatball pizza. He ordered the meatball pizza and I went, oh, I like him already! Anyway, you know how I like the pizzas with heaps of toppings?

Sometimes like one slice gets heaps of topping. We both went for the meatball slice with the most topping at the same time. The most balls. The most balls. And he let me have it. Oh, that is beautiful. And I took it. I didn't even offer it to him.

I didn't even know that happened. Yeah, it happened. He sort of went, no, I yield. Take the meatball. I yield. And I went, Hayden, this is what you need to be doing. Yes. After four years in a relationship, give me the balls. Yes. Four years. I yield. And I went, Hayden, this is what you need to be doing. Yes. After four years in a relationship.

Give me the balls. Yes. Four years. Far out. Four years in the end of the month. Wow. At the Arias, yeah. God, look at us.

It feels like yesterday that you were straight. I know. Yeah. And I was helping you navigate coming out of the closet. Now here you are. Bloody, you've overtaken me. I remember my coming out to you on Facebook Messenger and it was like, I couldn't bring myself to say it.

Yeah, you got mad at me. You were like, because I'm, you know. I said, you're what? And he goes, you know. Don't pretend you don't know. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like he was getting mad at me for not already knowing. No, it's because I think I didn't want to say it.

You know when like actually verbalising it is sometimes the hardest part. Do you know what? My idiom kind of relates to that. So if you don't mind, can we dive right into the podcast? Yeah, let's go. Can I kick it off? Officially, I've changed Brandily's intros. They're all romance themed today.

So let's do the first. Oh, wait, I've got to say, if it's your first time listening, this is Is It Just Me, podcast by a couple of Mitches. Every week we start the show the same way, two Is It Just Me, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. They're called idjims. All right, let's kick off a very romantic, is it just me? Is it just me?

Is it a little jarring when you hear yourself referred to as the boyfriend for the first time? Oh, wait, is he calling you? I need to get one for the boyfriend. Not the boyfriend. It was like we were out the other night and Sean ran into someone that he knew. And he goes, oh, this is my boyfriend, Mitchell. And I was like, where? Oh, me?

That's so cute. Oh, that's nice. But it's going to take a bit of getting used to because I've never been a boyfriend before. It's going to take some getting used to for these romance-y gems, Jenna. I know. Fucking hell. Oh, okay. Take a shot every time Mitchell Turi says Hayden's name.

You'll be fucked by the end of every episode. Finally, he was that lucky. Yeah, it is cute, isn't it? It's all those little first times in a relationship. Yeah, that's what I mean. You've well and truly overtook me in the dating department because I'm going to have to go through it all, meeting the family, introducing them.

My family, I've never done any of that. Have you met his family? I literally just said I haven't done that. I thought you meant haven't done it before. So no one's family's met anyone? Nope. Can you tell us a bit more about him? Because obviously I know everything and I've stalked out the front of his house.

Can we know anything about him? He listens to this show, which is a big tick every week, Jenna. I don't know what he wants me to say or what I'm not allowed to say. Just speak from the heart. You're the boyfriend. I haven't actually introduced him as my boyfriend yet. I don't know what he wants me to say or what I'm not allowed to say. Just speak from the heart. You're the boyfriend. I haven't actually introduced him as my boyfriend yet. I don't know.

It's weird. I'm going to have to rehearse in the mirror. Oh, my God. When's the first time? Make it casual like at Baker's Delight. Like, I'll get one cheese and bacon scroll. Make it two and one for my boyfriend. Like, lower the stakes.

He's so cute. You know what I mean? Don't introduce him to someone that matters. Just temper yourself in like McDonald's. I'll get the 10 pounds. It'll just roll off the tongue when the time comes. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it was weird hearing it for the first time.

I was like, oh, that's me. Who pays for things? Are you at that point where it's like, oh, do I transfer? I don't know. It's a bit of both. Yeah, it's a bit of both. Yeah. That's not that interesting.

Sorry. No, but I remember when Hayden and I, there's one, started dating, we would like, it was always like, oh, I'll pay. No, I'll pay. Thereden and I there's one, started dating, we would like, it was always like, oh, I'll pay. No, I'll pay. There was that courtesy, like still trying to impress. Then it gets to a point where it's like, you don't really need to impress them that much. Are you still in the impressing phase? I don't

know. I guess so. We usually just split the bill. We're both good for it. Yeah, fair. You wanted to know about it but you're asking the most boring questions. Am I? Yeah. Well, I just want logistics, you know? What do you mean? Does he have access to your bank account? Just be careful.

Look after yourself. Okay. All right. I'm very proud of you, the boyfriend. Yes. Thank you. This is so awkward. Can you tell us how you met?

Because I know the story, but I'd like everyone else to know the story about how you met. Well, it's a bit awkward, actually, because after all of this promoting of Tinder I did over the years, I met him on Hinge. Oh. I know, a trader. Well, the contract's up. The contract's up. I can tell you that Tinder sucks anyway.

There we go. Doesn't work. Hinge all the way. So, okay, so who swiped first? What was the first message like? Did he message you or did you message him? I think he messaged me first. Oh, bold.

And you know how often on those dating apps the excuse you give is, oh, my God, sorry, I didn't get the notification. I actually didn't. It was a couple of days before I eventually replied. Do you think he knew who you were? Like did he follow you or he had no idea? I don't think he knew much. He'd just like seen my face pop up on TikTok for the Tinder ads likely.

Oh, my God, imagine. Oh, my God. Imagine. If that's the reason he messaged you, he's like, this chronically single guy needs a hug. I'm going to reach out. You're easy bait. Chronically single guy. And then what was the, was the banter good? Because famously with Hayden, there's another one, the banter was terrible on Tinder.

So then we had to move to Instagram. Yeah. I waited a month and then hit him back on Instagram. Was the banter good straight away? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I found it funny because I think one of the things I saw on his profile, he made some joke about like he is personally paying for his therapist's

retirement fund. And I was like, ha, that's funny. I like that. That is very funny. Yeah. No, it was good. So how long after did you actually go out with him? Like a few days later.

This is cute. Oh, that's prompt. What was the first date? Just went for drinks and then we accidentally devoured two bottles of rosé and he later broke it to me. He's actually allergic to rosé. And I was like, I'm so sorry! Wait, to be polite? I guess. Oh my gosh, Sean. Did you have to epipen him? No. I'm sure you jabbed him out of that. No, it's something to do with the sulfites or something in wine. Yeah, the preservatives. Yeah, it just means that your hangover

is like even worse. Because we essentially had a bottle each and I did not mean to drink that much. We just kept drinking. Chatting and drinking. Yeah. It just means that he was basically wiped out for the fucking week. Like a permanent hangover. I was like, I'm so sorry. Oh, well that's kind of cute that he pushed through his allergy. I know. He's like, my

throat may have been closing up, but my heart was opening. Yeah, true. And then so how did the official come? Because this has been like, it's been like three, four months? Well, literally four months because that's how it came up. He's like, we're at lunch the other day. And he goes, oh, so did you know that today's four months since we met? And I was like, yeah, I remember.

But I remembered the date. No, I didn't. I didn't. And then he just goes, oh, what do you think? Make it official. And then here we are. Oh, stop. He had a bottle of sulfite-free rosé to celebrate.

No, we're on to the skinny bitches now. It suits us both. What's a skinny bitch? Just vodka, lime soda. Oh. Yeah. Interesting. It checks out.

Well, we're very happy for you here at the show. So happy. Thank you. Again, this feels really awkward. No, don're very happy for you here at the show. So happy. Thank you again. This feels really awkward. No, don't feel awkward. We're asking you. You're not like, it would be painful if you were bringing up all these points. Yes.

True. Time for my agent. Well, we met at lunch. Shut up. Well, you're glowing as well. There's a lovely glow about you. Really? Yeah, we're very happy.

No, definitely. There actually is. We're going to have to do, and I think this is only fair, Jenna, we're going to have to bring Sean in to do a round of gold digger. As was done. Excuse me. You wouldn't let me do that to Hayden. We did do it to Hayden. We're going to have to do, and I think this is only fair, Jenna, we're going to have to bring Sean in to do a round of gold digger. As was done. Excuse me, you wouldn't let me do that to Hayden. We did do it to Hayden. No, we didn't.

In a roundabout way. You wouldn't let me because he was too nervous about what I was going to ask, and I was planning to ask utter filth. Well, would Sean be open to me digging into his gold mine? Is that where you just ask him really, really deeply personal questions? Yes, and what are his intentions with our Mitchell? Well, no, we're not doing that. Tit for tat, darling.

I wasn't allowed to grill Hayden, so no. Why don't we do Silver Miner or something? Okay, we could do a lesser version. No. Sand Pit with Sean. The Sean Pit! Oh, the Sean Pit! The Sean Pit!

And slide. It's just some play toys. We just dig a little bit of sand and we see what shells we find. A little paddle and everything. Yeah, a little paddle. We make castles. Actually, fuck you. Hi, Sean.

He listens. Yes. I'd love to officially. And I would. And Jenna and I would love to officially have the Sean Pit. Yeah. And it's a segment in your honour and your namesake. And we will ask you simple questions, real simple sandpit questions.

So simple. And basic. Bullshit. Just to see. You know when you get in a sandpit and there's a stick and it really hurts? There might be one. Of course. It's inevitable.

It's inevitable. You know it might rain and the sandpit might be muddy and disgusting. Exactly. And low. Those are the best days at school when it's been raining and you've got wet sand. The sandcastles stay up like at the beach. True. Nothing worse than that really fancy soft sand.

Yeah, the kinetic feeling shit. Yeah. Or the one that squelches when you walk on it. Oh, I hate that. I don't like that. Anyway, you're distracting me. We'd love to launch the Sean Pitt in your honour. Please do.

In the coming weeks, please get back to us. Sincerely, Mitch and Jenna. Thank you. Leave the bastard alone. He'd love it. All right, should we do my idjim? Sure, if you want. I love a dish of idjim.

Is it just me or? Do you love seeing what cars influences and celebrities drive in their Instagram stories? No, I've never really paid attention. Oh, once you start noticing, you'll never unsee it. What do you mean? It's in like they act like they're a big deal but they drive against. Yes, exactly.

But like you just, things that you'd never think about. Like I don't know what car Beyonce drives, but you see an Insta story where she's out going to the recording studio and she gets in a Volvo and you go, oh my God. And you picture her getting groceries in a Volvo. I don't imagine that she would drive herself to most things. Oh yeah. She'd definitely have a driver. How weird would that be?

What? Having a driver? Yeah. I'd miss driving. I would too. Yeah. It's funny you say that because I've actually driver? Yeah, I'd miss driving. I would too. Yeah. It's funny you say that because I think I've lost my licence. Oh my God.

It's finally happened, Jenna. We've been saying for ages. We've been warning you. I know, and I got quotes for a driver. He wears a hat and everything. No. You're joking. Are you serious?

Oh, because Hayden doesn't drive and so you're fucked. Hayden doesn't drive and I'm like, babe, you're going to have to get your licence. And he's like, I've got to sit through my L's, a year of my L's. So by the time he gets his licence, I'll be back on the road probably losing it again. I don't want to endorse bad driving. I should say that. I don't want to endorse that. This isn't a good thing.

It's very bad. Well, how long is the suspension for? Like how long do you not have a license? Lost my license for three months, right? Three month suspensions. You can't drive. After three months is up, you then can drive. Full licence back.

Full 13 points. Everything's great. Oh, so it's like a hard reset. Yeah. You'll love this, actually. There's like a double or nothing from New South Wales government. They go, you know what? We'll let you keep driving, but for 12 months,

you get one speeding fine and we double the initial ban. It's literally double or nothing. So you can't put even one foot wrong once you get it back. You get two demerit points, but any fine is over two anyway, so you're fucked. You know what you really should do to eliminate risk? What? Because during COVID lockdown, you were still coming to work

because you were essential. Yes. So you should just be like, it's time in lieu. I'm working from home for three fucking months because I can't drive. That's actually real. And I've got my home studio. Why did I say that, Jenna? Shit, I don't want him to work from home. That was a punishment when I'm working from home for three fucking months because I can't drive. That's actually real. And I've got my home studio. Actually, why did I say that, Jenna? Shit, I don't want him to work from home.

That was a punishment when I was stuck at home. That's a great idea. No, retract. Well, I was going to ask you, Mitchell, how would you feel about, because where you live you could swing by me, instead of paying the driver $40 a day, I just buy you a Red Rooster once a week or on the way to work and we could carpool.

I wouldn't do it for Red Rooster, but if you need a lift, darling, you can ask me any time. That's so fine. Oh, that's nice. He's lovely. See, I told you. He's loved up. He's different.

I know. I would always offer that. Look at him. What? He just twirled his hair. I always twirl my hair. Anyway, here I was wanting to talk about influencers' cars. I lost my license.

Well, go on. Fucking spit it out. What do you want to say about influencers' cars? No, it's when you see subtle things that you didn't expect you'd see, right? Like Abby Chatfield getting in her car and it's a Volkswagen. I go, I never thought that I would know what car she drives. Is that good? I don't know much about cars.

I seriously don't pay attention. Me dubs are European, probably mid-tier. Okay. I'm happy with my Astra. Your Astra's cute, your little silver Astra. I know it is. My little i30 is cute, a little beat around car. It's little glimpses inside their life.

Like you look at Zoe Marshall and she's doing an Insta story inside her house and you see Tupperware on her kitchen. I'm like, she uses Tupperware. Do you know what I mean? Wow, so you're actually really paying attention to the details in the background. Everything. That makes me nervous because sometimes I don't tidy up my house. I'm like, people are looking at my face when I talk on Instagram.

They're not looking at the house. Fuck! Everyone's going to notice I'm a pig in the background. I was shocked hella fresh we were okay with that crack pipe the other night. But anyway! Of course, when you say hella fresh, you mean diddly. Thank you. Yes, of course, diddly. Is it just me? Stop acting like bitches

and follow Couple of Mitches. All right, if you want a free prize, hit us up. Slide into PrizeKeeperJenner's DMs. This is your chance to essentially be a Mitch for a moment. That's nice. Be a Mitch for a moment. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. It's a hard life.

It is tough. It's hard out here for a Mitch. It's tough here. That's good. Mitch, please. Get in touch with us and you can have your very own Is It Just You moment. We call them Is It Just Me's. If you get on. No, we don't. We call them Is It Just You's. Yeah, Mitch, please. Get in touch with us and you can have your very own is it just you moment. We call them is it just me's.

If you get on. No, we don't. We call them is it just you's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I say? Is it just me's? Got it the one way round, Bob. It's fine.

Do you need to swap back? Oh, no, the brain's fading. This week we have this coming in from Carly. This is her is it just you. Is it just me or is that first shower you take after spending the day down at the beach in the hot sun not one of the best feelings ever? Possibly even better than drugs and dick, I'd say. Big call, lady.

Shit. I don't know about that, Carly. No, I have to agree, but mine's a little different. I'm going to take you to a place that I feel like you've all been. Okay. You're on holiday, maybe with your family, maybe you're on your own. You spend all day by the pool. You're a bit sun-kissed, tired from swimming and being in the sun.

You've got dinner at maybe 5.36 at the hotel restaurant. Yeah. You go back to your room. You've got your towel over your shoulder. The air con's on. You have a shower. Oh, yeah. Then you lie in bed until you wait for dinner and that feeling of utter bliss.

Yeah. Your skin's a bit warm. Maybe still in your cozies or just undies or maybe a shirt. And you know you've got dinner. You've got nowhere to be. The air con's blasting. Oh, that is bliss. I haven't been on a proper holiday like that in so long.

I'm really craving it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Me too. Me too. Bullshit. You just went to Bali. And I've got to say, you didn't actually make it sound that appealing.

So I wasn't too jealous of your holidays. But I keep seeing people going to Fiji and stuff. And I'm like, oh, my God. That sounds glorious. I would be one of those people that wouldn't want to be a tourist. Like my friends asked if I wanted to go to Europe with them in, I think, June. And I was like, nah, I'm not interested in going to the fucking Louvre or whatever. I don't want to be pissing around following an itinerary.

I just want to go to a resort and not leave. Yeah. I'd love that. Fiji'd be good for that. You'd love Fiji. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Bula. Bula.

Oh, Bula Vinaka. They treat you like kings there and they're so beautiful. I have been to Fiji before for school. It's very different. Yeah. I've been to Fiji for 48 hours for a wedding. It was beautiful. That's lovely.

And so Carly's saying that she loves getting home and showering after being at the beach, but obviously you have to suffer the car trip where there's sand everywhere. Oh, that's the worst. And you can feel your cosies going up your crack. That part is actually what deters me from going to the beach in the first place. Me too. Yeah, and you know when you've got wet cosies but you kind of dry them but not enough that your car seat gets wet with that bum implant? Yeah.'s like shit then it's wet for like the next day and

you're like oh my bum prints that big is this dear oh dear chafing as well yeah oh no i get chafing my lips get chafed how'd that happen um and what about when you get the sand in the footwell or like the gears the gear stick or the handbrake. There's just sand fucking everywhere. I know. Horrible. I get sand in every nook and cranny. Yeah. It's awful.

Do you ever do the outdoor shower thing at the beach? For my feet only. I do the little foot dance. I never get new to the shower. Oh, no, but you're in swimmers. You can just like rinse off some of the sand, but you bet your ass some of it still sticks. No, I'm very body conscious. I just do my knees.

In your actual clothes, though. Like you're wearing swimmers already. No. Oh, like a rash shirt? Yeah, something like that. Oh, if I had a rash shirt, yeah. Yeah, of course a rash shirt. I just bought a rash shirt.

A new rash shirt for summer. What do you do after you've left the beach if you're not wearing a rash shirt? I will towel dry. I'll put my shirt on. Oh, okay. And then I'll shower when I get home. You should always wear a rash shirt. Really?

Oh, don't. Yes. We know how she feels about a rash shirt. No, I just bought a rash shirt, Jenna. I'm so glad to hear that. But they stick to you. But she's been trying to pressure us to get our own Is It Just Me rash shirts as part of our merch range and we've said no a million times.

Don't bring it up. It's going to happen. I completely forgot about that rash shirt. I'm glad you stopped it for a bit. It has been a while. We might need to start talking about that for season five. I think that's a great idea. We need to have our season five chats, mind you.

Billabong. Billabong. Oh, I thought that's a great idea. We need to have our season five chats, mind you. What do you mean? Build a bong. Build a bong. Oh, I thought you said build a bong. Did you hear build a bong? Yeah. I don't know how. I can show you.

Bit of hose. No Gatorade bottle. Bob's your uncle. Oh, my God. I remember when mum and dad, we were always, I think we, Halloween, trick or treating, actually. Mum and dad were walking in the streets with me and you'd find like a homemade bong and they would treat it like it was a landmine.

Other side of the road, kids. Mac, get Mitchell and Rachel and put them on the other side of the road. Let's go. Don't look. Oh, look at the lights. Look at the Halloween lights. And it just makes you want to look more. I feel like I need to clarify that I actually don't know how to make a homemade bong, by

the way. Yeah, no, you do. But I certainly wouldn't react like that. No, I don't know how to make a homemade bong, by the way. Yeah, no, you don't. But I certainly wouldn't react like that. No, I don't know how to make it. Like, they're not going to explode. But as a kid, you'd look and you'd be like, it's just a Powerade bottle with a bit of hose in it. What does it mean? It's nothing.

I'd be more curious as to how it ended up on the street. Like, is it a message in a bottle sort of situation? What's it doing there? Good point. Mum, someone needs help. What's the story? Is it just me on the fly, or did you expect messages in a bottle to play a bigger role in your life?

Yeah, definitely. Still haven't found one. Still haven't found one? No. I felt like I would have found a couple by this point. You know what we should do? We should write a note, put it in a balloon, fill it with helium, let the balloon go on a windy day.

It'll pop. Hopefully someone finds the note. It'll be like, call Idjim on this number and we'll see if any of the balloons reach out to us. My God. That's a really good idea. I love it. Over land or over sea? Huh?

Like, do we release it over sea or over land? What good would it be in the sea? No, because that's what I thought. A message in a bottle is in the ocean. What, are we going to get a call from a pirate or something? A fish. The hotline's called. Hello? It works. a pirate or something. A fish! The hotline's gone, hello?

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Let's do Mitch's quickie. Let's have a quickie. I want to have a quickie. Yep, just a quick hit of goth for you. And if you used to watch Glee, did either of you? Yes. I can just tell you're a Glee girl, Jenna. I love Glee.

Oh, you're a Glee night. Oh, Gleek. They were called Gleeks. No, Hayden loves Glee. I've never seen it. That's right. I feel like Jenna and I would have been amazing friends as children.

It sounds like we had the exact same childhood. Cats. Glee. Everything. Yeah. Saddle Club. Yes. Cloud's Daughters.

Cloud's Daughters. But anyway, as a Glee fan, Jenna, you'd know that Will Schuster is just the most ghastly man to ever walk the earth. Who's Will? Who did he play? The main teacher. Well, he's the character.

He's the Glee Club teacher or whatever. Yeah, he looks like Justin Timberlake. Like a poor man's Justin Timberlake. Well, funny you say that. Apparently, the role was actually intended for Justin Timberlake. That's who they had in mind when they wrote the role. Oh, wow. Really?

But it's come out this week after Ryan Murphy, the creator, went on that podcast. You know the podcast that the two former cast members host? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he went on their podcast and he revealed that the original script, it was way darker, the show was meant to be, and Will Schuster was supposed to be addicted to ice. Oh.

Had they stuck to the original script, he would have been far more creepy than he already was. Yes. Like already looking at that man, Mitchell, obviously you're not that familiar, but he really should be in prison. Really? Will Schuster is so fucked. What do you mean? He's disgusting.

Like, with the kids, like, does he groom them? Oh, he may as well. Hold on. I'm going to Google creepy shit Will Schuster. Can you think of anything, Jenna? He's just off. It's so inappropriate. Just gross. Yuck. He's just off. It's so inappropriate. Just gross.

Yuck. He's gross in real life as well. Wasn't he fired from the So You Think You Can Dance judging panel for something weird that he did? I don't know. I think I've heard he's done something. The actor's name is Matthew Morris, and I'm not sure about what he gets up to in real life, but he certainly, that character is a real sleazebag.

So I've just found an article of problematic things that Mr. Schuster did on Glee. He blackmailed Finn into joining the Glee Club by putting drugs in his locker. True story. Oh, my God. He brought in his alcoholic friend April Rhodes to teach the choir, and when he found out that he'd gotten one of the kids drunk,

did he kick her out or dob her in? No, he just let her stay on, duty of care, forget it. That's fucked. There was the time that Mr. Schuster invited his underage students to his apartment. He performed Toxic with the students and humps a hat throughout the whole thing. Not appropriate. No, not for a teacher. He performed Blurred Lines with the Glee Club, which is a song about date rape.

It was him, a 37-year-old man, performing with nine minors about date rape. Oh, dear. And he touches the kids during the performance. It's just... Oh, no. And so knowing that that character was intended to be an ice addict, it really checks out. Apparently, the original rating was going to be like R. Yeah, well, you know Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story.

Yeah, that's his special. His shit is fucked, yeah. And Dharma. Dharma as well. And Dharma, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, actually, now you think of it, him doing a perky high school set comedy drama musical doesn't make sense.

Who, Ryan Murphy? Yeah. Yeah, apparently he just wanted to do something a little different. He wanted to do a musical and everyone's like, okay, how are you going to make that work? I've just Googled, former So You Think You Can Dance judge Matthew Morrison. He sent inappropriate flirty texts to a young female contestant. Oh, okay. And they fired him.

Makes sense. I didn't even know that. Yeah. Oh, God. No thanks. He just gives me the ick, Mr. Shoe. And now Matthew Morrison does too. Hey, I saw this.

I found this very funny. So obviously Halloween was a week ago now. It was last week. Did you guys trick or treat? Do you trick or treat? I've never done it in my life, no. Well, in Sydney, which is where we are, guess which Hollywood A-lister was trick or treat? Do you trick or treat? I've never done it in my life, no. Well, in Sydney, which is where we are, guess which Hollywood A-lister was trick or treating with his hot, beautiful, female celebrity wife?

Who? I didn't hear about this. Ryan Gosling. Oh, I didn't even know he was in Sydney. Yes, he's in Sydney. He's filming the new movie Fall Guy, which I didn't even know was happening. But the whole thing is being set in Sydney

and he's been based here for three months. His wife is obviously Eva Mendes. They've got two kids. Oh, so did they go with the kids? They went with the kids. Oh, you should have led with that. Because when you said he went trick-or-treating with his wife, I'm like, you're a grown man. What the fuck are you doing?

No, no, no. Go home. I'll get some photos up and have a look. Take the trash out. No, because he wasn't inconspicuous. He wasn't hiding. It looked like Ryan Gosling and he wasn't spotted until the very end. And Eva Mendes was there with him.

Maybe it's people don't care that much. You don't think, I mean, if she came to your front door. Well, where was he trick or treating? That's my question. Eastern suburbs. Oh, they're so far up their own ass there. They wouldn't have even cared. The rich bitches. Yeah. You don't think they would have?

Well, clearly, because they were just wandering around freely like it was nothing. Anyway, I thought that was very interesting. There's celebs amongst us, everybody. Interesting. I got trick orreaters on Halloween. Did you guys not? No, I never have. I think because I've always been in an apartment situation that they can't get in. Thank God.

What would I do? I get so many trick-or-treaters. Hayden and I had a little zombie cup that when you put your hand near it, it hit a sensor and it went. Oh, wow. So you really get into it. Yeah, we put candy out. This was never a thing in my childhood. And so as an adult, I never got we put candy out. This was never a thing in my childhood.

And so as an adult, I never got into it either. It's just not a thing in my world. In fact, I left an event the other night, which I'm about to tell you about, actually. And I was like, why is everyone dressed like idiots? And then I realized it was Halloween. I was like, oh, fuck. Let's role play. How would you do it, Mitchell?

Do what? How would you trick or treat? Ready? You're laying on your lounge. And Jenna and I are children. Okay. Should we go to this house? Let's go to the house.

I'm sure there's a lovely gentleman in there and I'm sure he's so happy and would have candy for us. So much candy for us. Let's go to the door. I can barely reach the doorbell. Get on my shoulders. Okay, I'm getting on your shoulders now. Oh, did it work?

Hello? Hi. What? Trick or Hi. What? Trick or treat. Trick or treat. Are those the only two choices? Yes. There they are.

Sorry. Because in my world, it's trick, treat or get the fuck off my property. Your choice. No, we just want candy. Get out. Oh, no. Now. The lady's angry at us.

Go. Yeah, you'd be terrible. You'd be terrible. Now, us. Go. Yeah, you'd be terrible. You'd be terrible. Now, you're soft-hearted. You'd be sweet. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'd be sweet, but I'd be like, I've got nothing to offer you.

Would you like an antidepressant? I don't know. What do you want? Your kid's got undiagnosed ADHD. He's a Ritalin. You should see me. I'm at the front door. I play full character.

I go, I love children. What would you like? I love it so much. It's the best. Anyway, that's Halloween, everyone. That'd be how to save Halloween. But anyway, like I said the other night, I was at an event. I was at the preview screening for that new movie that Harry Styles is in called My Policeman.

I really want to see that. It's apparently hot and heavy and gay. I know. You must watch it. It's out on Prime Video now. So Harry plays a gay cop in the 50s. Yeah. And a bit of a tragic love story.

We were saying not long ago on the podcast that, oh, why does every gay movie end in tragedy? Yeah. It is a bit emotional. I will say that. But I think it's a good one to watch. But educational as well, right? Like it educates you on life as being a gay man when in the 50s. Yeah.

It really, really opened my eyes as to how different things are these days versus then. Oh my God. As an out and proud gay person. Oh yeah. I mean, you had to hide it. It was illegal in some places. I didn't realise that when Grease was happening in the 50s and they're all happy and jolly, the gays are having to hide. And I won't give too much away, but there was one moment where someone gets arrested and sent to prison for giving a BJ in an alleyway behind a pub. Jail? Yeah.

And I was like, oh, my God, I didn't realise that it was illegal homosexuality in the 50s. It doesn't sound like it was that long ago. No, it really doesn't. But shit, we've come so far. Like, personally, I have no desire to be involved in gobbies in an alleyway, but I've never felt more grateful to have the option. Yeah, I sleep soundly knowing that I couldn't if I wanted to.

I mean, like, what's the worst that would happen? A slap on the wrist for public indecency or something like that? I'm not going to go to bloody prison. At least they're already limp as it is. We'll be fine. We'll take the slap on the wrist. And so, yeah, it was definitely an eye-opener. I highly recommend it.

You've got to go check it out. It's out now on Prime Video, okay? Wait, how's Harry? Because I saw him in Don't Worry Darling and was actually shocked. And you would have seen that movie, right, Jenna? I haven't seen it yet. Oh, you'd love it. But I really want to.

Is he good? Because he was great in that. It didn't feel like I was watching, like, you know, when you watched A Star Is Born, it felt like you were watching a singer acting a crack. It didn't feel like that. He actually was really good, I have to say. Good on him. Yeah.

He's got the chops. And how good are the gay sex scenes? Because in some movies, it's like, they need a lot of prep. What are they doing there? That's not how gay sex works. Was it real? Oh, you don't see everything, but you know. I will say this, that there were scenes where it was comparing Harry Styles' character having sex with his wife versus his secret same-sex lover.

And they were meant to be contrasting how much he's enjoying one versus the other. And he was really good at pretending he hated fucking a woman. I will say that. It was so awkward, that scene. So there has to be some realism in there. Do you think he's been there, potentially? Oh, I don't know. It really doesn't bother me either way, to be honest.

But either he's a really convincing actor or he's been there. I don't know. I'm interviewing him again very soon, so I might ask him, Harry, what hole did you prefer being in? I don't think you're allowed to actually enter in the scene, otherwise it's as far as porn. No, of course. But in his real life, I'm sure he's dabbled. We all have dabbled.

I'm fine. No one's cancelling me. I'm allowed to dabble. I personally have not dabbled, no. No. You just tried. No, don't try. Don't try.

But again, nice to have the option. Yes, very true. It's all fun and games. We're making fun of it, but I do highly recommend it. You've got to go check it out. I absolutely adored it. Is it just me? Is it just me?

The rude shocks of young adulthood. All right, now I know that we said last week we were going to be taking your calls about cheeky scams you've gotten away with. Yes. We've had to bump that to next week because something far more pressing has come up. Something urgent. An idiot has asked us for their help, for our help. Of course. And Jenna, she's the voice of reason in this room because she's got centuries of common

sense on us. Centuries of wisdom. Eras. Yeah. Jenna actually helped Elizabeth I decide on her wedding gown. It's true. And the yellow was lovely. It's true.

And who are we to say no to a listener in a crisis? Exactly. So let's do a show favourite. Jenna decides. She doesn't know what decision she's making yet, of course. No, not yet. No. Enter Lane.

Hi, Lane. Are you there? I am here. Hello. Hello. Hello, gorgeous. What's the predicament you're in? What's the issue you've got?

So my sister and I are getting a new little Dachshund puppy, and I've come up with this great name. I was so excited, like jumping up and down, like Dot Wiggin, but like Dot Wagon, and she has totally shut it down. So you're going to name your dog after Mitchell's 19-year-old alter ego. Dot Wiggins. He pops up on the show quite a lot. She's been here recently too.

Wait, wait, what kind of dog? Because I need to picture it. Because if it's going to be like a Labrador, I don't see Dot. She just said Dachshund. Oh, did she? She's a chocolate, like so a brown miniature Dachshund. So she actually has like, she's completely solid. So it's also ironically a bit funny, like Dot.

But yeah, Sonos just shut it down. And it's also ironically a bit funny, like Dot. But yes, I know it's just shut it down. And it's also a beautiful pun, wagons. Dot wagons is hilarious, and you can kind of call it Dot or wags. And then like Dotty, and it's so cute, and it works in so many ways. I was literally jumping up and down. I saw the photo in the Facebook group. It's very cute, that Dot. I'm just saying it now.

I'm going to start calling the dog Dot because it looks like it suits little Dot. Yeah, there's no other choice. And what's your awful sister's idea for a name? What's a pera? Spot. Oh, my God. Like, yeah, so we have to take it to the masses because she's going like

she's a big Harry Potter fan. Oh. Oh, yeah. So what was it? She's here as well. Your sister's Darnell, right? Hi, Darnell. What name did you come up with?

Darnell's there too. What's your problem, Darnell? I don't have a problem with Dot, but I looked at her and I'm like, but like I wanted something punny. And I said, oh, Ravenpaw or Helga Hufflepuff. And he's like, no. I'm going to take this. Don't lie to her face.

They're all right. Come on, Dot Wagons. Little Dotty Wagons. Dotty Wagons. That's so cute. And here's the thing, Darnell. You don't have to use the full name. You can just call the dog Dot.

Like my dog when I was a kid, my first ever pet, his name was Bandit. That's what we all called him. But I knew deep down his full name was Bandit Spotty Sebastian. Oh, yeah. So you don't have to use dot wagons every time. Just little dotty. That's cute. That's exactly it.

Like we give all of ours. Like my other dog, his name is Ruger Re-Waffle. So he only gets called Ruger. So like full names are totally a thing as well. That's a bit risky, that name. Ruger Re-Waffle. Just saying the first bit. Yeah, look, okay. I didn't really think that far ahead. No, it's all right. This is a bit risky, that name. Riggory Waffle. Just saying the first bit. Yeah, look, okay,

I didn't really think that far ahead. No, it's alright. This is why we need help, guys. Okay, so Lane, are you a listener of the show? Has Darnell ever heard the show? Oh yeah, we're both really big listeners. We are actually going back to your first podcast literally only the other day to start re-listening to it all. Oh, wow. Way back in episode one. Well, listen, we need a show

pet, you know, after the death of the goldfish, Jenna's fish. Don't bring episode one. Well, listen, we need a show pet, you know, after the death of the goldfish, Jenna's fish. Oh, don't bring Sylvia up. Sylvia. We lost Sylvia. So we don't have a show pet. So listen, the decision isn't in our hands. And sorry, Darnell, to say fuck you, but it's not in your hands either.

It's not up to her. It's up to Jenna. Jenna decides. Yes, it's Jenna's decision. Now, Jenna, I think you need to hear both sides, their argument. Because I don't want to step on Darnell's toes, even though selfishly I do. I really think you should. I think we should too. Sorry, Darnell, it's not up to you.

It's up to Jenna. All right, both of you plead your cases. Stop. I'm neutral at the moment, so I want to hear both of your sides. Go. Okay, we'll let Darnell go first. I think she has more convincing to do. Well, I mean. Time's up, Darnell. Your turn, Lane.

Mitchell, shut up. That was enough from her. I mean, do we really need to hear more? No, go on. No, I mean, like, don't get me wrong. Dotty Dot Wagon's awesome name. Ten out of ten. Don't get me wrong. But, like, I don't know what, for a while I was looking at her little face and I'm like,

oh, but, like, Raven? And there's, like, Ravenpaw I was looking at her little face and I'm like, oh, but, like, Raven? And there's, like, Ravenpaw? I mean, it's cute. No, Harry Potter's on the way out. J.K. Rowling has been cancelled. Excuse me, no, we're not allowed to persuade the jury like this. Okay, good point. Sorry, sorry.

I want to hear both sides. Darnell, you've got 30 seconds left. Anything else you'd like to say? I've got 30 seconds left. No, I just like Ravenpaw. I like a Hufflepuff. She's not even going to be telling it. Not a very convincing argument. Over to Lane.

Lane? Yeah, here we go. So obviously, RIP to the goldfish, but new podcast set. And, you know, Dot Wagons, I mean, come on. And we both love the podcast, so it really feels like a good way to, like, represent you guys. Yes, I just got a little grin on my face every time

you say Dot Wagons. It's such a cute little nod to the podcast. See, and that's another thing. It's making people smile. Yes. Is it making you feel 2% better, Mitch? Because it's making me feel 2% better. 22% at least, darling. Raven paws makes me sick. I think we need to sell it anymore. I think

that should be enough, Jenna. Nice. Quiet. Quiet. You know what it's time for now? The big decision. Jenna, it's your choice to make the big call. Jenna decides. I do quite like the name Raven. But I do think Harry Potter's on the way out and our podcast isn't. So I'm going to go with Dot. It can be Dotty, Dot, Dotina, whatever.

She's decided. It's Dot Wagons. Yay. Oh, gorgeous. I can't wait to see your photo. Little Dotty. So gorgeous. And see, Jenna, I'll send you an actual photo.

I'll make a calendar for you, Jenna. Oh, please do. No, I want little Dot. for you, Jenna. Oh, please do. No, I want little dogs. Everyone gets a calendar. Yeah, can you make

like a Google, a shared Google photos folder? I want to see all the milestones. Her first chunder on the carpet.

Oh, beautiful. Um, okay, yep, that's done. So there'll be plenty of updates

as well now that you guys are in on it. So it's basically like a community pet. Everybody has a little share.

We should definitely keep everyone in the Facebook group updated, too. Enduring Idiots. Yeah, that was popping off the big debate over there. Dot Wagons is the new show pet. And are we godparents? Mitch and I would love the honour if you'd bestow it upon us. Absolutely. It's going to be on our birth certificate.

Oh! Imagine if Dot Wagons has puppies. Oh, my God, a little dotlet Thank you Darlene and Lane It was so good to meet you And we want photos of Dot Wagons, please Yes, absolutely Thank you so much

Not Darlene, I'm sorry Thank you Lane and Darnel She loves it No She sounds pissed off See you guys Thanks for listening to the show Send our love to the show dog.

What a cutie. All right. Ijum dog toys coming in the next merch drop. We can do the merch. We can get Ijum collars. Dog rash shirts. No. They exist.

I'm sure they do. I'm pretty sure. This is where we left off with the rash vest thing. I said, Jenna, you get some prototypes made and we'll consider it. And of course that involved you doing work. I did it. We're yet to see them. I did it.

You did not. No. Billabong burnt down. I'm sorry. And you doing work. I did it. We're yet to see them. I did it. You did not. No. Billabong burnt down. I'm sorry. And she had nothing to do with it. All right. That's us done, everybody. Wow, we got a show pet.

Mitch has a boyfriend. Yeah. Wow. Two big events of the show today. There's two happy dogs today. Dot wagons. And, of course, you. Thank you for listening, idiots.

We love you. Of course, you can go join our Injury you for listening, idiots. We love you. Of course, you can go join our Injuring Idiots on Facebook. Join the conversation. Otherwise, we'll be back next week for another episode. If you want to get in touch, a couple of mitches slide into the DMs. That's where we'll be, you. See you next week. Thanks for listening, you.

Sayonara. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show is done and then talk shit.

It's really not. Nothing is lined up here. It could go anywhere, this conversation. It's a couple of suspected ADD suffering people having a debrief. Yes. Debriefing on the show that was. I don't reckon Jenna's ADHD or ADD because she's too focused without medication. She can't possibly, she doesn't seem to struggle.

Yeah, but I feel like my medication also covers that as well. Oh, you think? I feel like it overlaps. A double whammy effect. Yes. Listen, I've been tested. What I've got, Chiari malformation mimics many, many, many other illnesses and disorders. So I reckon it's a-

It's not very nice of it to mimic the illnesses. I know. It's appropriating illnesses. Teasing them behind their back, mimicking them. Cancel Chiari. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm not sure what's going on.

But yeah, I've got a meeting with my new- I've got a new neurologist on Friday. Oh my God. Did Patrick ever get back to you? Yeah. Finally yesterday. Oh my God. Because I reached out to my therapist on your behalf to get you a shrink.

Yeah. After a week. What did Patrick say? He said, yes behalf to get you a shrink. Yeah, after a week. What did Patrick say? He said, yes, you should be fine. Hit me back with some dates. Some available times. No, I haven't yet. I might have to do that too.

No, no, no, no. I'll hit back. In a week, I'll just wait for him. I'll give him the Patrick treatment. No, go on. Two can play at that game. We're all busy, Pat. He's pretty good.

Like, you just schedule in the 15-minute vibe check to make sure you actually want to go see him. It's all over the phone. Yeah, I know. It's that first thing. I know. I want to get through the actual neurological issues and then I can work on everything else. Like, the issues at hand that could actually kill me.

So, I'll sort that out. But you could do both. Yeah, I was going to say, you don't have to do one, then the other. You can do both. Yeah, but it's a lot mentally for both, you know. A 15-minute phone call to make sure you like Patrick. I could ring him now and do it. No, I don't want to.

I don't want to ring him. He did say he could do phone sessions. I thought that'd be interesting. Yeah, no, I don't really get much out of those. Because I feel really awkward. I've got a fucking housemate. Oh, yeah, true. He's in my room.

Like, I turn on every exhaust fan in the house with our two bathrooms. I put that, you know that thing when there's heaps of smoke coming out of the fry pan? Yeah. That thing that you pull to suck it up? Turn that on, make it as loud as possible so I can just be in my room. I hated telehealth appointments. Really? Yeah.

I like going into his little office. You should drive. You should drive him to his house. He's got a very comfy couch. Really? Is it a couch or is it one of those long classic therapy chairs you see in films? I was kind of hoping for that. The long one that I can lie down on.

But it's just the one armchair, but a very gorgeous one. I love a good armchair. Wouldn't kill me to put a fucking footrest in there, but whatever. Well, Hayden, my beloved, has COVID at the moment. Again. The second time. Certainly the second time, but he's allergic to the COVID protein. It's a whole thing.

So he had full anaphylaxis. It was a mess. That's a pretty drag name. Anaphylaxis. Oh, yeah. Please welcome to the stage, Anaphylaxis. That's funny. Yeah, so I haven't got it, and he's had it for a week, so we've done well.

That's a miracle. I know, right? Anyway, so he's isolating at home and I've recently allowed him back in the living room with a mask on. He sits on one side and I sit, we put an armchair in the living room and oh my God, I have been converted to an armchair guy. You don't want to get rid of it? No, I love it.

Really? Because like you're low to the ground, your butt's comfy, your back is comfy, your arms have a rest, like you're at full peace. True. I love an armchair. You put your laptop on your knees and you can, oh, it's so good. I'm quite excited to go couch shopping. I reckon that's what I'll do when I eventually get my new apartment. Yeah.

Get one of those couch with the Ls and an armchair because you never know which mood I'm going to be in. You know what? I would want a Chase as well. I'm so over an Ottoman. A Chase is like the L. Yeah, okay, okay. The know what? I would want a chase as well. I'm so over an ottoman. A chase is like the L. The leg part is the chase. I've got one.

Aronaman, it just moves and it's all over the place. It's in the way. I want it built in. How is the house hunting going? Horrible. Why? Because, how's this? I thought I was the one leaving my housemate Jordan in the lurch, but he's found a place before me.

What do you mean? So I'm either going to have to stay put in that place alone and pay double rent until I find a new place or just be homeless for a bit because I still haven't found a place. And when's he moving? Quite soon. And he famously has a tight ass, so he does not want to pay any longer than he needs to at our place.

Well, he can't just leave you in the lurch. I don't think he will. I don't think he will. I don't think he will. Jesus. But it's deeply concerning because he's moving out with his boyfriend and his boyfriend wants to get a cat. And I'm like, well, there goes Isabella's babysitter. She would hate having another cat.

Yes, she would. Imagine me going over there, dropping off Isabella to Jordan, being like, can you look after her? And he's like, oh, fuck, my daughter from my first marriage is here. The half siblings of my new cats. Wait, is Isabella like a cat that goes out? Like my nan's cat, Magic, used to just go out on the street and not come home for days on end.

No, no, she would hate that. Cats do that, right? She's only just in the last couple of months mustered up the courage to go on the balcony. There's no way she's going for a wander. Is it not good, Jenna? No, because cats can destroy native wildlife and everything like that. Oh, really? Yep. See, I'm a dog person because

I love the constant affection. Oh, yeah, you would be needy like that. My cat gives me constant affection. With its arsehole in your face. I might like that actually. You might get a cat. Oh my god, I was heartbroken the other day because my friend told me like, oh, I love it when I'm patting cats and they give you that little love bite.

I was like, what? And I was like, oh, when they just, like, you're patting them and then they gently bite your hand. It's a sign of affection. I was like, oh, no. This whole time I've been scolding Isabella going, oh, why did you just bite me? Naughty.

And, like, I punish her. And then I found out she was showing me affection. I cried. Oh, are you sure? I was like, oh my girl. Well, hold on. We should talk about Jenna's Cat Podcast. Yes.

That's officially launched. Yes. Yeah, I thought you were kidding this whole time. No, it's real. I did think it was a joke as well, but it's here and it's out. It is out. Two girls. The first five episodes are out.

Two girls, three cats. Wow, on iHeartRadio. It's an exclusive podcast. Yes. Is it? It's only on iHeart? No, it's not exclusive. No, but it's an exclusive podcast. Yes. Is it? It's only on iHeart? No, it's not an exclusive. No, but it's an exclusive deal.

All right. Yes, we signed a contract. Congratulations. A cat tract. Yes. Gorgeous. And how does it work? Have you heard it yet, Mitchell?

I haven't heard it, no. I have tuned in. We should do an air check next week on this podcast. Yes. Okay. I'll play you bits and pieces and I'll just see what you think. Let's have a listen. Yeah.

A listening party. Yes. Jen, let's live tweet. When I say air check, that sounds a bit intimidating, like we're going to critique it, but a listening party. An air check is a radio term. You listen back and then you critique and get notes and feedback on the show.

Yeah. Let's listen back. So are you having guests, famous cat people? Yes. We might be getting Jessica Rowe. Oh, my. Wow. People like that, my. Chris Brown. Wow. People like that, yeah.

And do you discuss cat health or is it different types of cats? No, just our experiences with our own cats. Got it. Yeah, Mitch, I'll show it all to you next week. Don't you worry. Okay, all right. I can't wait. Jenna's air check.

I'll be feedback on the cat. Listening party. Listening party, sorry. And hashtag two girls, three cats, listening party. Yes. Nothing quite roll off the tongue like two girls, one cup, does it? Oh, don't. You're the ones who showed me that.

Oh, my God. I forgot we did that. Sorry about that. Jen, it's a reaction to two girls, one cup. Have you ever been to an actual listening party? What do you mean? Like an album listening party. Like I went to a Joanne listening party with the record label.

Oh, no. I haven't been to one of those, but I would have loved to have been at the Joanne one. No, it's so awkward because she's sitting with a bunch of people and they're playing it off an iPod on a Huey Boom. And then all the gays are gaggling and talking. You barely listen to the song. Yeah, that actually doesn't sound very productive. No, everyone claps and then you forget the name. It's a mess.

I don't like a listening party. Long story short. Yeah, no, I wouldn't be down for that. Well, this listening party will be different. Yeah, we'll listen intently. Yeah. Are you a bit tired over there, Chuck? I am a bit tired.

Trying to hide your yawn. There's no need to hide the yawn in this section of the podcast. What, you want me to yawn right into the mic? Yeah, go. I need a coffee. I can't yawn again. You know you can't force a yawn. Yes, you can.

I thought yawns were contagious, but I haven't caught one off you. You've been yawning all episode. I have. That's weird. His aren't contagious. No. Oh, interesting. Yeah. I'm. That's weird. His aren't contagious. No. Interesting. Yeah.

I'm trying to make you both yawn. You know what? Maybe it's audible. I took the sound out, so maybe you're missing the sound. Yeah, but I did see your mouth agape like a rhinoceros. There is something nice about the noise, isn't it? Oh, if you listening right now have

caught the yawn just from listening, please DM us. I'd love to know. Yes. I doubt it. If it's contagious via the cloud. I think it would be. You see someone yawn in a movie and I yawn. I get tired. Do you? Yeah. Maybe it's just not contagious for me because I don't do that. I'm not

getting it from you. I'm not getting it from you. Well, sorry. No, what are you talking about? I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm not getting it from you. I'm not getting it from you. Well, sorry. No. What are you apologizing for? I'm sorry. No, please don't be sorry. There's nothing I can do about it. Don't be sorry. No, I'm just saying maybe it's I'm the problem. And I'm the problem too. No, no, no.

You definitely are. It's our antidepressants. Oh, it is. That's it. Maybe. Do you guys struggle to fall asleep? No. No.

How long does it take you to fall asleep once you're in bed? Oh, it's different depending on the day. Some nights. Some days I'm out like a light. Some nights. It's always the nights that I try to go to bed early and I'm actively trying to get to sleep early that my mind races a million miles an hour.

But I like to read before as well. Books? Yeah, I did that for a little bit when I was struggling to get to sleep. And it's not because I found it soothing. It's because it's mind-fuckingly boring reading a book. So I'd fall asleep with the book in my hand. I've never done that. Does it actually help?

Yeah, it does. Really? It just keeps your mind focused on something. Yeah. And then I just naturally get tired. Really? Yeah, because your mind's not wandering. It's focusing on that one book and how boring it is.

Yeah. And then, what book was it? I can't remember. God knows. So, I can't wait for the Sean Pitt coming soon. We have to get his consent, of course, but I'll text him. I have his number. Do you?

Yeah. Do you actually? Mm-hmm. No. I can tell when you're lying. You do not. I do. I have four.

We'll get him on and we'll lightly grill him. Yes. Just lightly. Like a Weber Q. Yes. Like a small baby camping grill. I wasn't allowed to do this for Hayden. No, no, but we still had him on. The Sean Pitt. Oh a Weber Q. Yes. Like a small baby camping grill. I wasn't allowed to do this for Hayden. No, no, but we still had him on.

The Sean Pitt. Oh, my God. What sort of questions are you going to ask? Hey, how are you? What did you do today? No, because you said you're going to ask uncomfortable ones. No, I'm just going to ask, what are your intentions with our friend? You don't need to get him to come all the way in here for that.

Yeah, but it's better when it's more personal. Correct. Plus, I think you'll when it's more personal. Correct. Plus, I think you'll find Hayden couldn't be coming in. He did it from home. That was at the height of the pandemic. No, I think you'll find it wasn't. It was. He doesn't care about us or your podcast.

He also can't drive. I think that was probably something to do with it. Can Sean drive? Yeah. Thank the Lord. I know. What a green flag that was. I should have seen that with Hayden.

Anyway, what sort of questions are you going to ask? Hey, how are you? What are your intentions? When did you know he was right for you? Tell us a bit about you. Your first impression. First impression. Favourite part of the podcast?

Favourite episode? When did you start listening? I can tell you that I don't think he's gone back and listened to the Bat Catalogue. He's only started listening like maybe a month or two ago. Oh, that's right. Got it. And so he's only heard recent stuff. And you know how contraceptive diaphragm Sam took quite the hiatus?

Yes. He had like a month or two where he just wasn't around, didn't appear in episodes. When he came back, Sean was like, who the fuck is Sam? Oh, he missed. I was like, oh, I can tell you're fresh then because he had no idea who Sam was. Anyway, what else are you going to ask? Because I can just answer them now. No, that's not the fun.

You know what? I'm not even going to write questions. I'm just going to see how we vibe on the day. Well, if they're as fascinating as the ones you asked me, then I'll tell him not to waste his time. He can do it on Zoom. Do you split the bill? Who cares?

I care. About that stuff. Does he have access to your bank account I was like what the fuck I know you probably care but you the listener does not

yes they do we're all worried about your financial situation oh don't be dull I'm very comfy good that's good hold on here's a yawn

see if it works nah that was a big one it normally takes a couple of moments no i'm not getting anything no i'm so alert what the fuck go weird i'll have what she's having yeah what's that from uh is that from when harry met yeah when there's that big orgasm scene she's just screaming yes yeah in the restaurant yeah i'll have what she's having i didn't understand what that was as a kid,

because obviously I didn't know what an orgasm was. And you know when you put a VHS in, and there'd be trailers for other movies at the start? That scene, I probably saw it a million times, because for some reason my favourite movie was Look Who's Talking. What's that? I've never seen that movie. On the baby?

Yes. With Look Who's Talking? What's Look Who's Talking? I can just picture the artwork. Ah! Yeah, the little bald kid with the summies on his head. Yeah, look, the baby. Had John Travolta in it.

Wait, what's the premise? Doesn't that baby get lost? And curse the alley. No, he knocks her up, I'm pretty sure, right? Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I used to see that ad for the orgy scene. Can you find it?

Yeah. And I had no idea what was going on with the kid. I was like, she loves that Freon. What do you mean? I've never seen the movie, but I know that scene from the trailers before these movies. So what am I searching? Trailer for Who Coo's Talking? No, just say, what's it called again?

Harry Met Sally. There you go. Just go, when Harry met Sally, restaurant scene or something like that. Surely that'll narrow it down. Yeah. While you do that, I was very excited to learn last week that this screen on my side of the desk is a touch screen and I can answer calls. Hey, it's Kiss.

What's your name? Mal. What? What? Mal. Hold the line, Mal. Don't be rude to them because they'll now get me back. Why?

Because they'll call me tonight. Why did you hang her up? She's gone. What if someone else picked up the phone? The actual person who was calling? No me up on Mel. Because they'll call me tonight. Why would you hang her up? She's gone. What if someone else picked up the phone? The actual person who was calling? No one's on air. Oh. All right, here we go.

I should have told her that. She was on speakerphone as well. Yeah, she was terrible. Oh, we better tell her. Hold on. Is this her calling back? Try. Hey, it's kids.

What's your name? It's Mel. You hang up on me. Oh, sorry, Mel. You dropped out. Girl's having a heart attack. I'm like, 57 calls. No, I'd never hang up on you, Mel. You dropped out. Sorry, I was having a heart attack. I'm like, can I just have a call? No, I'd never hang up on you, Mel.

Listen, we're going to play again tomorrow. Are you calling for Bank of KJ? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Kyle and Jack play again at 8 a.m. and more chances all day while you work, okay? Okay, no problem. Thank you anyway.

Have a good one. Have a lovely day. Bye. See you, Mel. See, that's how it's done. All right, she hung up. Perfect. Oh, that's nice.

All right, I got your phone. I hope I got all that information right. I pulled that out of my, that's how it's done. All right, she hung up. Perfect. Oh, that's nice. All right, I got your phone. I hope I got all that information right. I pulled that out of my ass. No, it sounded right. Truly. When I do it on my show, I just make it up as I go. All right, here's when Harry met Sally. What do you do with these women?

You just get up out of bed and leave? Sure. I've been to that restaurant, Cat's Deli. I have too. There's a sign on the ceiling that points to the seat they were sitting at. Oh. So, yeah, she just begs an orgy. Oh.

Oh. So, yeah, she just fakes an orgy. Oh. Oh. Are you okay? Oh. Imagine reading this in the script and it just says in, like, brackets, fake orgasm. Oh, God. Oh.

Oh, gosh. Oh. Oh, gosh. Oh. Oh. That doesn't sound very convincing. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, right there. What is she eating?

Oh. I don't think it's about the food. Oh. I think she's trying to humiliate him or make a point. Oh, God. Oh. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, God. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. Look at all the oldies looking at her. There's some old wench looking at her like, Joseph's been years. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh, God. Oh. I'll have what she's having. Did you know that lady is the director's mum? Oh, that's sweet. Yes.

Wow. Can't say I knew that, yeah. It's a good fact, Jenna. Yeah, thank you. I haven't seen the movie, though. Neither. Wow. Can't say I knew that, yeah. It's a good fact, Jenna. Yeah, thank you. I haven't seen the movie, though. Another if I may. Is that when Harry met Sally or they'd known each other prior to that moment? Because that would be a very awkward first intro.

I think maybe, how did that scene come about? Did he maybe say, oh, women can't fake orgasms, you've never faked one, and then she was proving that, yeah, I can. Probably. Are you right? I said that you could yawn, but blowing your nose right into the mic is kind of taking the piss. Do it off mic, you freak. Because Hayden's got COVID, of course.

So I get PCR'd every day. I just wanted to check that the phlegm was clear. So that means I'm most likely to have COVID. Cool. Some things are okay to say as thoughts. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Want to take one more call?

Fuck off, Mel. No, I don't think that's her. Leave it to the prize. Hi. What can I do for you? I was just, oh, I'm so nervous. Oh, you're right. The call is actually okay.

Oh, the bank of KJ. Yeah. You've called a little too late. You're going to have. The call is actually okay. Oh, the bank of KJ. Yeah. You've called a little too late. You're going to have to call back a little bit later on, okay? Okay, thank you. Thanks. Oh. That was vague.

What? You're going to have to call a little bit later on. Tomorrow. No, you don't give them. No, because you want to keep them listening. So you don't give them. You don't say tomorrow. Oh.

You keep them listening. I never said to stop listening, Tamal. I just said, I don't want to waste their fucking time. If someone said to you, no, you have to't say tomorrow. Oh. You keep listening. I never said to stop listening, Tamal. I just said, I don't want to waste her fucking time. If someone said to you, no, you have to call back tomorrow. At 8 a.m.? Yeah, but you're not going to sit by the radio. You want them to stay listening to Kiss. No, but then she just gets frustrated and goes, fuck this place.

But I gave her the information, 8 a.m. and all day. That's when you're going to get the chance. So she'll know. Welcome to listening to commercial radio. It always is frustrating. Jonesy and Amanda, you walk over to their show in the morning when it's on. It's like zen. Yeah. It's like a spa.

Yeah, it is. Is that a Jonesy and Amanda rule? No speaking. Not even on air. No. Just sit here and just absorb the Roy Orbison song. Yes. Yes. Interesting. No, it's not a rule. Or it could be an unspoken rule. Unspoken rule. Shut the fuck up. It's Amanda Kelly. Interesting. No, it's not a rule. Or it could be an unspoken rule. Unspoken rule. Shut the fuck up.

It's Amanda Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let's talk about anything else. Yeah. Let's wrap it up, I think. Surely there's something happening with you.

I've already spoken about it. Hayden's got COVID. I won the award. The house hunting's not going well. We had to cancel the open house because Hayden had COVID and they couldn't come to the house. And the real estate agent, the little dick. Why are you trying not to get it? Just prolong your time in that house before being evicted.

Just be like, Hayden, spit in my face. I want to get COVID. Well, I didn't really want it. We are isolating because I wanted to avoid getting it. But I said to the real estate agent, hey, sorry, Hayden has COVID. You can't come through. And he went, hi, as per New South Wales guidelines, there is no law regarding him to isolate.

So I'd like to still make the open house go ahead. So I wrote a sign, open home cancelled, and put it on the front door. Did you actually? Yeah. So people would just turn around? Yeah. Mitchell. Why, I'm allowed to.

I suppose you are. Oh, I didn't realise you were that cunning. Yeah, my house, my right. My boyfriend is sickly. Anyway, that's about all that's going on in my life. Okay. Yeah. That's about it.

My sister bought a house. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Really moving on up in the world, yeah. Must be nice. You know what? It really is nice. Can't she just fucking let you stay there?

It's the Shire. Do I want to live back in the Shire? I don't know. You bloody schlep out there all the time. Oh, my God. You're not going to be able to go to any family barbecues now that you can't drive. Oh, no. I can get the train.

Yeah, but would you? I doubt it. I might become a train guy. Sorry. No, it makes me sick just thinking of it. Truly. It actually does. Mitchell, anything happening in your life you want to talk about?

Anything of merit? Well, I think I've given you the big update. Yeah, we've really hit all the things. Mitchell, you know, regular fuck. Jenna's podcast. I'm off the meat market. He's off. Sorry.

Not on sale, not on special, not even in the windy. No. The what? The window. Windy banks. I'm an award winner, as is Jenna. Yeah. We have a show pet.

I think that really is a solid show. Let's end this. Is this our series finale? Yeah. There's nothing else to discuss. We've finally run out of conversation. Actually, should we discuss? Should we wrap up for the year soon?

What? Should we wrap up for the year soon? Oh, it's heading towards Christmas. So, yeah, we've only got a few weeks left. Only a couple of weeks and then we're done for season four. Then we'll take a Chrissy break and we'll be back in the new year. Yeah. We deserve a little

break. You know how you ask, like, do you get to sleep easily? Yeah. Last night I did not, because I was literally thinking about the logistics of launching the new podcast season. I was like, we haven't done the photo shoot yet. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be tough. What. Yeah, it's going to be tough. What do you mean it's going to be tough?

It's not what I want to hear. What would be nice would be like we'll work through it together. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Don't worry about it. Worry about the now. What am I worried about in the now? Yeah, what's happening now? Nothing I'm worried about. Actually, no, I'm on realestate.com.au and there's no new ones.

It's the first time I've refreshed it today and there's no new ones. What the fuck? You sought by newest? Yes, I sought by newest. All those tricks of the trade. Yep. I feel like I might just have to move into a fuckhole and then move again because there's no point in delaying it until I find the perfect place that I love.

Yeah, get a six-month lease and see where it goes from there. Or just like a month-by-month lease. Six months is a long time. Oh, but if I put that on the it goes from there. Or just like a month-by-month lease. Six months is a long time. But if I put that on the application, they won't accept it, a month-by-month lease. But if it's a crap place, then... Maybe they'll take what they can get. They'll be grateful for the attention. Yeah.

All right, let's go, everybody. We've stayed our welcome in our own show. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 3% better today. That's all, Chuck. That's all. So we do. Love you guys. Congratulations, Dot Wagons, the new show pet.

Congratulations. Woof, woof, honey. Mitch has been thrown around on the reg. Yay! Jenna and I have an acra. Jenna's new podcast. It's a new era of VGM and we can't wait to see you next week and have you a part of it all. We love you.

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