Is It Just Me? - #154: F**k, Marry, Kill

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

In this episode: TV shows need to calm down (08:46) Churi’s scathing fashion review (14:26) Our grand game of F**k, Marry, Kill (30:49) Find out how much we sold our Ukulele for on eBay (41:56) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (50:28)   Donate to Emma's Warriors: gofund.me/f159ef4f   Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you. Hello you. Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Did you know this? An apple has the same caffeine as a full one-shot coffee.

Bullshit. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm going to Google it now. What is it? It says there is no caffeine in the house. Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coons. Hello, you. Hello, you.

Hello, you. Are you nervous for today's episode? Oh, my God. You know what? I haven't lost sleep over it, but I did think about it right when I went to bed and as soon as I woke up this morning. Because I am bringing... Ow, I just bit my own lip.

Oh, no. Ow. How did that happen? My cheek, sorry. Could your lisp be getting worse? Not my lisp. I bit my inner cheek. Is that symptomatic of the lisp?

Nah. Oh. Nah. Show me. He's an idiot. Anyway, I'm bringing you the results from our Fuck, Marry, Kill survey. Oh, don't you mean our grand Fuck, Marry, Kill survey. Don't you mean our grand Fuck, Marry, Kill survey? Yes, Bradley and I will bring you the results later.

Because you were paranoid about being killed. Well, I was paranoid about being killed. Yes, that's correct. Well, you'll find out today. When you bit your cheek just then, remember what he said, Jenna? He said, Fuck. It was awful. Pricekeeper Jenna, of course. Hi. Yeah, I've got your results too, Jenna? He said, fuck. It's awful. Price

Keeper Jenna, of course. Hi. Yeah, I've got your results too, Jenna. Don't you worry. Oh, I'm dead. I already know. No, this is because a couple of weeks ago my idgum was, is it just me or do you worry how many times you've been killed in Fuck, Marry, Kill? Because I'm insecure. And well, I'll let you know whether you got the majority kill. Shit. You've kept these so tight-lipped. You haven't told anyone the results. It took me a while because I'm no good at maths. I was like filling out a tally. Yeah, I was doing a tally and then calculating the percentages.

I got a fucking mad headache from it, but I've got the results today. Bradley and I will announce it later. And this is from our idiots, from the listeners of the pod. Well, who else would it be from? It's actually from Madonna. You could be like one of those fucking 12-year-old blonde-haired kids on King

Street. You know, on TikTok, they walk down the street and they're like, oh, where do you live? You know, they've done the Vox Pops they do on TikTok. How much do you make a year? Totally. Or like, what sort of car do you drive? What's the hottest suburb? I keep getting those ones. Shut up.

Who, Jenna? Yes. Shut up. Shut up, Jenna. I will kill you. They'll be exciting results. I'm anxious, but fingers crossed. They play into my favour.

How has your week been? Good? Yeah, yeah, good. Business as usual. Nothing exciting to report. Good, that's good. Sean's away overseas, so. I saw that. He looks like a little French boy on Bastille Day. Did you see that

photo, Jenna? He really suits the European look. Oh my god, he looks so hot. He was standing on this cobblestone alley. He had chinos on, gorgeous fitting chinos because he's got luscious long legs. This beautiful brown belt. And then he had a tucked in white shirt. He looked so good.

Oh my God. He looked like a little French boy that runs down the street with fresh baguettes in a tote bag. Don't you think he looked gorgeous? Oh, definitely. He's fully embracing it. Do you miss him? People keep asking me that.

And is it bad that right now at this point in time, the answer is no. No, I think it's all right. It's been a week. Yeah, exactly. I miss him. Because I don't usually see him heaps during the week anyway. So maybe this weekend is when I'll go, oh, actually, it's weird without having him around.

But, yeah. To be honest, the worst parts of the breakups, of breakups, multiple, has been weekends. Because that's when you spend the most time together. And because I do a show every night, like nights are fine, mornings are fine, we podcast in the day, but once it hits weekends, oh boy, you feel the void. It feels a little funny that he's in a different time zone, so I can't just call or text whenever I want.

That's the only thing I've missed, I guess, but I'm fucking coping. Have you had a FaceTime with him yet? Yeah, but I don't know where he's staying. So far, it's just been horrendous reception. So I just go, I can't deal with this. It's like a five-minute FaceTime, if that. Because I can't even decipher any words he's saying. Yeah, it's tough.

I can imagine him just staying at a palace. Like he has that look. It's so Sean. Yeah. I'm sure that's what he'd like you to think too. Jenna, he's at a hostel. Probably. In the middle of those Greek wildfires.

Is he anywhere near the fires? No, I don't think so. He's in Paris. I don't get how Europe works. Neither do I. I don't understand. And everyone's talking about the... Do you reckon he'll see Atencio on their pickpocket?

Eh? Atencio on their pickpocket. Sure. Are you not across Atencio on their pickpocket? No. Oh my God! This viral woman. She films...

You know how pickpocketing's big in Europe? Yeah. You guys would know. You've been there. Just flogging people's shit. Yeah, stealing something out of a back pocket. There's this woman who has a TikTok account and you don't know what she looks like, but she just films people that are pickpocketers and outs them.

But she's obviously Italian. So she goes, attention there, pickpocket, pickpocket, attention there, and chases them down the street. And she scares off the pickpockets. Anyway, she's got this cult following. I don't know. I don't know. If you can find that out, I'll let Sean know.

Go find her. Go steal shit in front of her just so you get a bit of spotlight. You'll hear her before you see her. Attention there, pickpocket. Sean's pants are so tight, there'd be nothing to pick. Aside from what's at the front, and you're missing out on that. Wow. Would you ever, here's a question, have FaceTime sex with Sean

because you're apart from each other? Have you had FaceTime sex? Never. Phone sex? Never. Would you? I mean, I'm not adverse to the idea, but I don't see that being something that I'm going to take to like a duck to water.

Yeah. How the fuck do you do that? Yeah, how do you do that? I've done it a couple of times. Very awkwardly because the whole point is that you want to be pleasuring yourself while you're filming. So then you've got the phone and then the other hand doing the action. But then you also want to watch because that's going to turn you on.

Too many things to happen at once. Yeah. It sounds like a lot to think about for my little ADHD brand. I don't think I'd like it. I find myself trying to- I couldn't relax. No. You've also got to film your bits so then the other person can get off.

But then I'm trying to touch myself and then watch that. So then my phone drifts. So then all they get is my ceiling fan going off while I'm moaning into the camera. So you've got to be turned on, turning them on and a cinematographer all at once. It's a lot of pressure. It's a lot. Then you take into account the score. Sometimes you want to play some hot music.

And then once you finish it's like. I'd just be like, fuck this, Sean. Watch some porn, for God's sake. Watch some porn, Sean. Have a prawn, Sean. Is that a French horn, Sean? No. When were you born, Sean?

Let's go on a road trip. Where to? Maybe lawn, Sean. Oh, for fuck's sake. Ow! What happened? My ankle's been torn, Sean! Sean comes home with all those shopping bags.

Oh, thank you. You've got everything I need. Yeah, we've got the lettuce, we've got the tomato. Where's the corn, Sean? Yeah, well, there are fires happening in Europe at the moment. And he said, I'm still going. Because at your birthday dinner, I spoke to Sean for so long. We were talking to him.

The cake came out and we kind of got distracted. And then I said, are you going to Europe? He said, yes. I went, all right. Anyway, then he messaged me when he landed. And he said, there's fires. I said, well, I tried to warn Sean. Tried to warn.

He just didn't listen. Jenna, come on. It's the easiest one we've ever done on the show. Those pants are a bit worn, Sean. Why did you yawn, Sean? Yeah, okay, yes. I gave it a try. You gave it a try.

Could have given an elaborate backstory. Yeah, true, but my first time. I went to Barbie with Sean. He was so offended. I was offended. Why? Well, because he was so tired the whole film. I said, why did you yawn, Sean?

Yeah, you've got to have the leader. You've got to add. It's better if you're not really sure where they're going with it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I could call him right now and get him to rank. Actually, no, I can't. The time zones. He's got a flight.

He's airborne, Sean. Okay. All right. If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? Every show we start the same way with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's an idjim. Mitch doesn't know mine.

I don't know Mitch's. Mine this week, I was humbled. Oh, it's been years. Truly humbled. Shut up. I've had a rough week. I thought you were about to say you've had a relapse. Like a relapse of being humble.

I'm humble. I've been clean for years. I'm humble. Relapse. Spack. Very funny. No, no, no. I need to get your opinion on something that has upset me this week.

Yeah, that's mine. All right. Well, do you want me to kick things off? Yeah, you want to start? Sure, that's mine. All right. Well, do you want me to kick things off? Yeah, you want to start? Sure, let's go. Is it just me or? The TV shows just need to keep it simple. Oh, what do you mean?

Explain. Just like, you know, when you're browsing, looking for a new show, which is what I was doing yesterday. Anything on the menu that just looks too much, like it's going to make me think, I'm just like, nah, count me out. I watch TV because I need a brain break. You know what I mean? So anything that has fucking thriller or mystery or whatever,

I'm like, no, it's not happening. It's your job to teach me. I don't want to have to put the pieces of the puzzle together myself. And if you want that, there's a certain time and day. Yes. Not for me. Never for Mitchell. Like recently, Jenna recommended a show to me, Colin from Accounts.

Yes, very good show. Even the name is a bit mundane, isn't it? Colin from Accounts. It's great. Yeah, but perfect for what you want, right? Just nothing. Yeah, it was an easy watch. And I plowed through that in like a day.

They were like 25-minute episodes and they've only got one season so I was a bit pissed off. I was like, what? It's done already? Oh, my God, I completely agree with you. Last night I just finished Hijack by Idris Elba. Oh, and it was a fucking marathon. Thriller, plane hijack.

There you go. See, nah, nah, I'm out. Too much. I was browsing Netflix and it was like Blacklist and you know how they've got dot points underneath the title? It was like psychological, exciting, mind game. I was like, forget it. Absolutely not.

Or there was Witcher. Action, adventure, fantasy. I'm like, no, no, fuck that. Like the sort of thing I'm looking for is five bedrooms. You know that show on Paramount? I do. Five people move into a share house together. I'm like, perfect.

Great. Love that. That's simple. That's not overwhelming by the title and description. We should make a reality show that is actual reality. No drama. No stress. Nothing happens.

The episode starts with us living together and I just ask if Mitchell wants a cup of tea and then he says yes and I make him a cup of tea. And the description is, I can't believe you're watching this. It's so boring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is normal, mind-numbing, basic. Yes. They're the three ticks.

Pretty much. I actually think in today's culture that would do okay. Probably. Yeah. It's like bringing back the old school Big Brother. Yeah, well, why? Where you just sit and watch Reggie and Chrissy Swann sit on banana land just talking about how much they hate men for 20 minutes.

I miss those days. Beautiful viewing. So do I. There's no dramatic sound effects and editing and all that shit. But it's funny because people are so into podcasts now, which is just that. We're just having a conversation. So interesting that it hasn't really bled to TV yet.

I'm hoping it does because there are some shows that sound really simple but then end up being way more intense and there's more to it than the title suggests. Did you watch that show Beef on Netflix? I couldn't. I watched the first 25 minutes and I went into full AFib. I could not. What's AFib?

My heart changed rhythm. Oh, right. Atrial fibrillation because it was so stressful. Well, that's the thing. I was sold under false fucking pretenses. It was like, it's called Beef because these two people have beef after a road rage incident. Nice.

And I was like, sweet, simple. Oh, my God, that show's full on. I mean, I was hooked, but that's how you hooked me. Make it sound like nothing's going to happen and then fucking surprise me. To be honest, I've gone back to my comfort shows. I've been re-watching Veep with Julia Lee Dreyfuss. I'm trying to get out of the comfort show thing. I know.

It's so boring, isn't it? So what are the new shows? Actually, good recommendations. If any idiots are listening, send them to us because we the comfort show thing. I know. It's so boring, isn't it? Yeah. So what are the new shows? Actually, good recommendations. If any idiots are listening, send them to us because we all need new shows. Clearly. There was only a few weeks ago we were begging for more recommendations, and now here we are again. So what have you been watching?

Actually, whatever you recommend to us, make it sound boring. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's brilliant. Fucking mundane summary of what it is. Okay. For example, Heartbreak High. Math exam. angry kids.

Two little gays go to school. Great, that's better. Heart stopper. Jenna? Two gay people. That's this podcast. You just reminded me that as we're recording, Heart Stopper Season 2 came out today, so fuck me.

There's my new show. Heart Stopper. There we go. We have an idiot who is in Heartstopper. What? Yes. Since when? Phoenix, who listens to the show.

Shout out, Phoenix. I know Phoenix. Oh, my God. They're so adorable. They're very cute. And I've been messaging them a lot. They are in Heartstopper. I didn't know that.

And they messaged me the other night and said, how are you? I said, good. Where are you? They said, I'm Phoenix Stone, everybody. He's gorgeous. He's such a cutie. He's in Heartstopper. I'm furiously Googling this because I didn't know about that.

Yeah. Imagine if Phoenix loved the show so much that he got the other cast onto this show and the other twinks from Heartstopper. If Phoenix loved us at all, that would happen. You know that we got a message from one of our darling idiots not too long ago saying, oh, I'm actually the dog groomer for Gina Riley's dog. Gina Riley being Kim from Captain Kim. I know that, yeah.

Comedy fucking genius. And she goes, I'm going to get Gina Riley onto your podcast. I was like, oh my God. If I found out that Gina Riley was listening to our show, I would fucking shit myself right here, right now. Yeah. Honestly. And I have asked, any update? And I haven't heard, no.

But I do constantly have that in the back of my mind every episode. This could be Gina Riley's first episode. Well, I will say I booked us a podcast guest. Right. At the Logies. Okay. Which, I mean, it ties into my idiom, are we all done with your shows? Oh.

What? I was just trying to segue into my idiom. It didn't feel like the neatest segue, but sure, go. That was so rude. I was just bragging that Gina Riley might listen to us. Anyway, go on. Well, she's not here. I want to just theorise that she's listening.

I wonder what she's wearing if she's listening. Is she eating a banana while she's maybe listening? Go on. Do your stupid idjim. Is it just me or? Do you also disagree with Fashion Critical's review of my Logies red carpet look? See, I do see how you got there from Gina Riley listening to our podcast. Yeah, I do see how you got there. They do intertwine.

That was a smooth segue. Okay, well, let me point out the segue. I was at the Logies on the weekend, a week from today when this episode is out, and I bumped into, I bumped into, I bumped into, fuck. I bumped into, oh, my God. Do you need keywords? Just describe them. White woman, lovely, Peter Overton.

Jess Rowe. Jess Rowe. I bumped into Jess Rowe. Sorry. Yeah. That was fun. It'sowe. I bumped into Jess Rowe. Sorry. Yeah. That was fun. It's been a while since my mind's done that. And she was so warm, said she loves you.

She loves me. She loves the ghoul that we do the show with. I'm assuming that's you, Jenna. Oh, thank you. I didn't know that she knew me at all. Yeah, well, she follows me, so I think she sees the podcast clips and I've asked her about the show. And I said, Mitch would be so proud of me.

I've got to take this opportunity. And I said, Jess, we'd love to have you. Before I could finish, ding dong, Denise Drysdale. Oh, yes. My personal friend, Denise. Taps me on the arm and says, excuse me, love, you look like you're in a tea towel. About my Logies look.

Now, what the fuck was Denise Drysdale wearing at the Logies? That's an awesome question. Thank you. No, she was actually, she looked really nice. Actually, let's not fight Denise Drysdale wearing at the Logies? That's an awesome question. Thank you. No, she was actually, she looked really nice. Actually, let's not fight fire with fire. She looked lovely. I think she looked gorgeous. I do remember spotting her.

She did look cute. And then I turned to our good friend and I said, would you come on the podcast? She said, it'd be my pleasure. So Jess Rowe is coming on the show very soon. She gave me her number. Wow. Okay. And she loves cats.

She does love cats. She does love cats. Yes does love cats, yes. You did yell that, Jenna, and that came across as mildly serial killer-ish. Sorry. But we have Jess Rowe coming up, Mitchell. Now, I'm just looking at Denise's outfit. You're right. She wasn't throwing stones from a glass house because her outfit is so much better than yours.

Let's see. Show me it. She's got rainbow lorikeets on a black shirt and then rainbow lorikeet tight. Oh, that's lovely. Good for her. So you're right. You look like you're wearing a tea towel compared to her. Yeah, she was right.

All right, so if you don't know who Fashion is. If you're wearing a tea towel, she's wearing a fucking tablecloth. Sorry. Oh, you're so defensive of me. Thank you. But I love Denise. And we all do. All right, so Fashion Critical is a Facebook group.

It's got a cult following. They're also on Instagram. They've got like 700,000 followers. They review red carpet looks from around the world. They'll do the MTV Red Carpet Awards. They'll do the Logies. They'll do the Oscars. Do we know who runs it or is it anonymous?

It's anonymous, but we know she's in Australia. Yeah, I was going to say, they must be Aussie based if they give a fuck about the Logies. And they're known for their cutting review of looks. Anyway, I am a nobody. I've never been in a point where I could be reviewed. This year I was reviewed for my very first time ever, and the review was scathing. Your outfit was obviously that eye-catching that they were like,

we've got to include this. Totally. So if you don't know, we'll put a photo on the – it was actually in the Facebook group. Yeah, Enduring Idiots, our Facebook group. There's a photo of Cheery and his little powder blue number. How would you describe it? With the big dandruff, as I said.

Yeah, they're little pearls. They are pearls and diamantes. They don't look out of place up close, but this is a photo from far away, and it's not obvious what the pearls are. It kind of looks like you've just got a heap of moths on your shoulder and you haven't chewed them. Well, I can take that. Only from a distance.

But close up, it's stunning. You think? Yes. Okay, thank you. I agree. I think close up, it is stunning. So here, let's get some, we'll do some fashion music and I'll read the review that Fashion Critical said about my Logies look.

She says, One time in a high school exam, the entire room of year eight students commenced hurling tiny spitballs of paper at one another. Somehow the teacher on duty didn't notice. I feel like this suit is that teacher. So many little spitballs, so little time. I mean, that's taken us on a journey, hasn't it? It has.

Quite poetic. Spinning a tall tale there. She continues, to be fair, like you said, Mitch. How do you know it's a she? Did they ever disclose that? Because I actually assumed it was some bitchy gay man. No, because I heard from some mutual friends that also got reviewed that they know her. Oh, okay.

And they referred to her as a her. I don't know. Wow, women supporting women. Lovely to see her tearing you down, a fellow woman. To be fair, up close, the pearls were quite lovely, she says. I have issues with the proportions of the jacket and pant length. And the shoes look like commercial kitchen shoes. What's wrong with...

I don't get the length thing. Yeah. Okay. The problem was the pants were custom... The suit was custom made by Rainer. Go look at Rainer Clothing. They did a beautiful job. The pants were meant to be above my ankle.

However, I was wearing skimmed shapewear for the first time ever. Oh. And have you ever worn shapewear? Yeah. Remember, I've bitched about it on this podcast. Skims shapewear for the first time ever. Oh. And have you ever worn shapewear? Yeah. Remember, I've bitched about it on this podcast. Kmart shapewear, torturous. Oh, well, so I'm going to buy good shapewear. But then I got sent good shapewear.

One of our listeners happens to work in PR for Nancy Gantz. Yeah, James. And they sent me the good shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, I want some Nancy Gantz. I want some. Hi, James, if you're listening.

I love you, James. James is a sweetheart. I got Skims. So I put two Hi, James, if you're listening. I love you, James. James is a sweetheart. I got skims. So I put two pairs of skims on. Two pairs. How did you survive? How did you piss later? I didn't piss.

I put it on my Instagram. I couldn't piss. Anyway, the shapewear was on and my pants were touching the shapewear. And because shapewear makes you slippery like a little baby seal. Yeah, it's like a rash vest. Yes, my pants kept slipping down my hips. So that's why. Why do you wear a belt?'s like a rash vest. Yes, my pants kept slipping down my hips. Oh. So that's why.

Anyway. Why do you wear a belt? That's a good point. He's got a point. It's an easy way around that. I didn't think of that. Belts aren't new, aren't they? She finishes it with, but y'all know I love that men are having fun with fashion on the carpet and long may it continue.

See, I don't feel like that was that scathing. Okay, well here's the thing. The comments are worse. Oh. Someone says, I don't know like that was that scathing. Okay, well, here's the thing. The comments are worse. Someone says, I don't know who the hell he is, but he's tried his best. That's not that bad. That's nice. This is what happens when Adam Lambert is your style icon. It's a lesson for all of us, really.

That's awful. Elvis is back in the building. Shut up, Sonia. Oh, my God. I'm going to the Elvis musical premiere this weekend. I am too. And I have to wear something Elvis themed. I'm going to borrow your fucking jacket.

Do you want it? Yes. Take it. Yes. I can't think of anything to wear. It's covered in champagne. Who the fuck spilled their champagne? Mel Tracina, who won a Logie from the cheap seats.

I went up to congratulate her and she had a Logie in one hand, her champagne in the other. And she gave me a hug and she tripped. So she said, do I throw my Logie at Mitch Turi and damage it? Or do I throw my champagne? So she threwi and damage it or do I throw my champagne? So she threw her glass of champagne and it shattered on my chest because it hit the pearls. Or just watch where you're walking. If you've got time to weigh up the options.

She's a Logie winner. Someone says I feel the Specsavers logo really adds to this picture because Specsavers is in the background. Oh, that means like you clearly didn't look in the mirror properly. Gotcha. Someone says his mum had a filled day with a glue gun. Like you clearly didn't look in the mirror properly. Gotcha. Yeah.

Someone says his mum had a filled day with a glue gun. Eva says, is this that boy with the podcast and the other person is the girl with the glasses? That's you. Are they talking about me? Because I very rarely wear my glasses on the podcast. I don't know. Well, who else would they be referring to? Who's the girl with the glasses?

Yeah. I mean, they must just be referring to me. Maybe. Oh, it's probably something I hate. Miss Cheerio, I think he does weekends on Kiss. No, Philippa. I don't. Wrong.

Rachel says this is dire. Who is this? Who is this guy? Hideous. I wouldn't get too attached to it. I wouldn't give it too much oxygen. It's a silly little Facebook page about fashion. It's silly. Did you feel $100 in that?

I felt $110. There you go. Yeah. That's the main part. Well, you know, it's true. Koshi was there because he obviously resigned from Sunrise, hosted Sunrise. He walked up to me and you know what he said?

He whispered in my ear. Yeah. He said, I'm... Fuck! You're listening to Is It Just Me? Got something on your mind? Hit up at coupleofmitches on Instagram to get yourself on the show. Yes, if you'd like to be on the show, you'll get a prize of your own.

Prizekeeper Jenna will message you and get you something nice, something from our prize department. Yes. Yeah, just a little bribe to come on the podcast. Of course, if you don't make it on air for an Is It Just You, because we only do one call a week, well, this weekend is Talk Back Tings Live. You can call the show the whole episode.

The phone lines are open and you can watch us on Facebook Live and call in about anything your little click desires. Going to be huge. You can also message us on the Insta, DM us on our Facebook group, or you can text us. 0412 712 092. That is it. Today we've got Newcastle homegirl Meg.

Hi, Megsy. Hi, Meg. Hello. Hello. What's happening? Sounds like there's a lot happening. Good. Yeah, good.

What's happening in Newcastle? Are you guys still talking about the Pasha Bulka? I don't even know what that is. The big boat that got moored in the beach at Newcastle and everyone drove up from Sydney to look at it. Oh, maybe I wasn't here then. I don't know. Where were you born?

I was born on the Central Coast. Oh. I can't believe they're not still talking about it. That's all I think of when I think Newcastle. Same. That's the one thing I think of. Apart from my family living there. Yeah, I've never heard of that.

Yeah, good call. Or Henny Penny. Henny Penny. Oh, true. Is Henny Penny still there, Meg? I believe so, yeah. What's that? What's Henny Penny? It's like a fast food restaurant. Oh, yes, yes, yes. It's like a chicken thing. Oh, true. Is Henny Penny still there, Meg? I believe so, yeah. What's that? What's Henny Penny?

It's like a fast food restaurant. Oh, yes, yes, yes. It's like a chicken thing. It's chicken. Yeah. And the toys with the kids' menus, when I went 30 years ago, was a full-size teddy bear. What?

Really? And they're like, here's your chicken, and then here's a bear. And I was like, whoa. Cool. I loved Henny Penny. I was hanging out with Oscar on the Northern Beaches the other day. I drove past a chicken shop, and it was called The Honest Chicken. Oh, that. I love Tenny Penny. I was hanging out with Oscar on the Northern Beaches the other day. I drove past a chicken shop and it was called The Honest Chicken. And I was like, well, thank God for that.

I'm so sick of being fucking lied to by birds. I completely agree. Untrustworthy chook. By dishonest chicken. What would The Honest Chicken say? I'm fucking over it. You'd go, oh, God, you're honest. You'd just walk in and they'd go, back again.

Yeah. Right. Anyway, Meg, you've got an Is It Just You? Yes in and they go, back again. Yeah. Right. Anyway, Meg, you've got an Is It Just You? Yes, I do. All righty. I hope so. Hit us. Is it just me or?

Is going to the cinemas overrated? Hey. Yeah, I think so. Really? What makes you say that, Meg? Okay, don't get me wrong. It is great at times when there's a good movie on. Like, Barbie was great.

True. For the experience. Yeah. But other than that, it's always too hot, too cold. If it's too hot, I feel like I'm going to fall asleep. If it's too cold and I haven't brought a jumper, I'm just sitting there freezing. Well, that's on you.

I hate to sound like your mother, but take a jacket just in case. And then also, like, if you're not in the recliner chairs that are more expensive, you just feel uncomfortable the whole time and you're breaking your neck to look up at this massive screen. I don't know. Look, I'm not going to lie. With the whole reclining chair thing, because it's been a while since I've been to a cinema that's actually packed

and actually full, it's very rarely people in front of me. I'm not fucking above putting my feet up on the chairs in front of me. Yeah, no, same. You know where my feet sit. They don't go at the top of the chair in front of me. Yeah, the little gaps. The little gap between the chairs, yeah. Perfect.

I squeeze my feet in. It's so nice. No, look, I'm back in my cinema era. A couple of years ago I would have agreed with you, Meg, but I'm kind of like, it's a bit of fun. I've been a few times recently. Yeah, I agree with you. Have you seen Barbie?

You did on your birthday. I did, yes. Yeah. I enjoyed the social aspect of Barbie. Like, there were people in there, they were all in pink. And I'm like, this is nice. It's cute. It's like an unspoken rule that everyone wore pink to Barbie.

I wore purple. What did you wear? What did I wear? Fuck. I ended up wearing a jumper that everyone wore pink to Barbie. I know. I wore purple. What did you wear? What did I wear? Fuck. Oh, I ended up wearing a jumper that has little pink flowers on it. Yeah, that's nice. Did you wear any pink to the red carpet? Of course I did. I wore a pink jacket. She's not an idiot.

No, I wore black. Jenna just wears a veil. No, the movies are great because where else can you confidently, without judgment, eat a whole bag of peanut M&Ms, a whole box of popcorn and three litres of Pepsi Max? At home. In my own home on my couch when I'm watching the movies. No, Meg, there's judgment there.

That's disgusting. Or there's guilt attached to it. But when you're at the movies, you're like, oh, I fucking better. I'm at the movies. There's a pass. There's no calories. It's tradition. What about Gold Class, Meg?

Have you ever treated yourself to Gold Class? Oh, once. Yes. It's quite not. There you go. What are you saying? I think I saw, oh, what's that one with Lady Gaga in it where she does all the singing? Oh, Starborn.

That one. Have you seen Starborn, Sean? Anyway. Yeah, no. Look, Gold Class was interesting. The first time I did Gold Class was a couple of weeks ago when it was my birthday gift. And Sean was pre-ordering everything before we got to the cinema,

which I thought was interesting. I was like, oh, I thought it was like all the pubs now with the QR codes. Ever since COVID, you could just order anything whenever you like. And so we got there and there were QR codes. So I thought, sweet, at any point during the movie, I can order anything. They'll bring it to me. I ordered a second wine and it just never turned up.

And I was like, what the fuck? I thought this Gold Class thing was like a pub. You can get whatever food anytime you like. And so I went up to them afterwards and I said, hi, sorry, I ordered this wine and it never turned up. They said, oh, my God, we're so sorry. We'll refund you. I said, bullshit, just give me ordered this wine and it never turned up. They said, oh, my God, we're so sorry. We'll refund you. I said, bullshit, just give me the wine now.

I don't care. I want it now. I'll scull it. I'll make it. I'll make the thing. So it was cute. It was good. But, yeah, I thought that was interesting that it wasn't round the clock.

You have to preorder the food. No, I like the movies, man. I feel like people maybe walking through the cinema are like little server people. If everyone's ordering food, maybe people might get annoyed. Yeah, possibly. Although I was in the front row and there was someone who, bless them, one of the waiters tried to duck but achieved nothing. They would have had to have scurried across the floor on their belly

to actually get past the screen. But whatever. I didn't mind. That little whisper they have to do when they talk to you, like if you're there with someone, they go, you've got the chicken wings. I've got the chicken wings. Or have like, I've got the chicken wings. Or have you ever won the Spice Buffalo?

Are they mild? These are mild. Oh, I've got the mild ones. Oh, okay, no worries. Thanks so much. Then you miss the plot. And you go, fuck. Batman's dead and I don't know why.

And you're trying to focus on the movie and what they're saying. It's so confusing. Look, Meg, I don't agree with you because I think the movie's fun for a bit of an experience, but I will say the one thing I hate about it is that my bladder's not what it used to be. You can't pause and go do a piss. That's it. Exactly. It's better at home.

Well, I don't know because I'm just like my mother where I can't sit for too long during a movie at home. I'm like a sim on autopilot. I'll just start fucking finding random chores to do around the house and I'm like, no, no, I'm still watching Sean. I need to pause. I need to pause. All of a sudden I'm on a ladder cleaning autopilot. I'll just start fucking finding random chores to do around the house. And I'm like, no, no, I'm still watching, Sean. I need to pause. I need to pause. All of a sudden I'm on a ladder cleaning the fucking lampshades.

But it's also the ADHD when you're in a cinema. Yeah. Because you have to sit there and absolutely pay attention for, you know, two hours. Whereas when I'm at home, I'll pause 50 million times. Awesome. I agree. It depends if the movie's got you or not.

If it's a boring movie, nothing worse than being stuck at the cinema. But if it's a good film. Can I just say, there is nothing I miss more than the maybe 2010s to 2015s of a home movie on a network, on a Channel 7, Channel 10, Channel 9. Really? With the ads and shit? I love the ads.

No, because you know what I love? The charm of where they would place the ads. Yeah. Like, say, for example, you were watching Harry Potter. You'll know where this is exactly where you'd put the ad. You're the wizard, Harry. Sometimes they do just slot it in randomly. They'll be mid-sentence.

I'm like, oh, okay. It's always at the most random spot. And then they play three seconds of the iconic jingle, like Mission Impossible. The murderer is in Russia. Book me a plane. I forgot about that. Did you ever do that thing where you'd tape a movie that was on TV and you'd run up and

hit stop on the recording when the ad started and then you'd quickly run up and hit record when the movie came back in the break. Yes. So then I ended up with this bootleg version of Parent Trap that had the little logos down the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. Me too.

The good old days. God, they were fun. Anyway, Meg, you're wrong and cancelled from the show. So. Fuck you. I still love the cinemas. I'm just saying they're overrated. No, no, we understand.

We understand. Yeah. It's okay. We get it. It's not without its flaws. Yes. Put it that way. Yes, yes, yes. All right, Meg, we understand. We understand. Yeah. It's okay. We get it. It's not without its flaws. Yes. Put it that way. Yes, yes, yes.

All right, Meg. Good luck. Thank you so much. No worries. Send Jenna a message. Yes. Of course. I will.

All right. See you, sweetheart. Bye. Goodbye. What were you wishing her life for? I don't know. Just living in Newcastle, I guess. That'd be a tough.

Keep an eye out for drive-bys. That'd be a tough gig, to be honest. Dry chicken. Honest chicken and fucking banked cruise ships. No thank you. All right, it is time to get an update on our grand game of Fuck, Marry, Kill. Oh my God. I have anxiety over the fact that I think I would be killed in a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.

It's my insecurity. In conversations that you're not aware of. Correct. Which I don't understand why you bother dwelling on things like that. But you were convinced that all these people behind your back would have chosen to kill you rather than fuck or marry. I'm working through it with my therapist. Don't worry.

But this will make it either worse or better because you asked the question. Well, no, you did. Oh, did I? Oh, God. Yeah, you told everyone to, out of the three of us, choose. Fuck, marry, kill. Mitch Cheery, Mitchell Coombs, Jenna Benson. Oh, my God. We popped it in the Facebook group, Enduring Idiots, and we popped it in the Spotify comments. So I've gone through and I've tallied how many times you were killed, how many times

you were fucked, how many times you were married. Oh, my God. Fantastic. And I've done the same for all of us. Oh, my God. So I've got the result. And I've got some sound effects. Yeah, no.

So what's going to have to happen is we're going to have to swap sides. We're going to have to swap desks because I don't want to spoil it. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. Bradley's going to do the reveal. Okay. Let's move.

Let's swap. I love when we swap and it happens so rarely. I know. But it's always an exciting moment. Do I take my drink bottle? If you want. How long will I be here for? I don't know.

Sorry. Oh, Mitch has snacks. You've got snacks on your side of the table. I just make you snacks. You've got snacks on your side of the table. I just farted on mine. That's all you're going to inherit. You've got moisturiser over here. I was just looking at how ashy my elbows were. That's not mine.

That's Jackie Nort's. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Marky, it'll slim me down. Can I just say, while we're on the topic, is Jackie O not a little bit of a pig? I can't stand the clutter on that side of the desk. I wish you could see.

There are two empty drink bottles. There's barbecue sauce. There's nasal spray, sunglasses, matcha, vitamin gummies, salt and pepper. I think she might have decluttered it. It used to be worse. Yeah, it did. Anyway. Bless her.

We still have to get them on the show. Where are these sound effects? You'll see them. They're on the wall. Mitchell, can we start doing the show? Can I start doing the show from here? If you want. Just for, like, I really like it.

I feel like I've got a different energy. Cool. Okay, I found them. There they are. So I'm going to go through the results. I've done a bit of maths. Oh, my God. And Bradley will tell you if the majority chose to fuck or if they chose to marry or kill.

Okay. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Should I reveal yours first? Hold on. What? I'm nervous. So, hold on.

So, how are you going to do it? Are you going to go by who had the most fucks, who had the most marry, or are you going to go Mitch Turi and then my percentage in all? I'll go through one by one, person by person. Okay. What your feedback was. All right? Oh, my God. So, who are you going to start Mitch, Tury, and then my percentage in all? I'll go through one by one, person by person. Okay. What your feedback was. All right? Oh, my God.

So who are you going to start with? Who should I start with? Well, don't start with me because I'm the most anxious. Okay. All right. And you know the results. So to make the most suspense, you choose. Huh?

I don't know. What's going on? Can I just fucking spit it out already? My God. I'm so nervous. Okay. I'm ready. Okay. Well, I'll I'm so nervous. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, well, I'll start with Jenna then.

Okay. There you go. Yeah, let's hear. Now, Jenna. Yes. Your number one vote. Yeah. The majority of people chose two. Cool.

Oh, yay. Which is what you were most worried about. Yes, I know, but it happened and then I realised I can just come back as something else Well, that's the thing, that's what most people said It was either, most of the comments Were saying that they killed you for one of two reasons Either they know that you'll live on You'll come back to life, you're perpetual

Or it was actually just a sexuality thing People were killing you because they Are not attracted to women Most of our listeners are gay men Fair enough, I accept that. Nicole said, I'll kill Jenna because I know she enjoys coffins, killing people, and I want to live. So really, she was being quite selfless there.

That's actually a really lovely response. You actually look okay that the majority of our audience want you dead. Yeah, I know, but I'll be back to kill them. True, true. Yeah, I did notice in that thread early on, Jenna was replying to people with threats. It was really off. No, it was on. I will say though, Jenna. So yeah,

57% of votes were to kill you. But then second place, 31% was... Fuck! Yeah. Oh my god. So marriage was the least appealing option when it came to you. Scott said I. Oh my god. So marriage was the least appealing option when it came to you. I'm splattered.

Scott said, I want to fuck Jenna. Let's be honest, I'm man enough to take up the challenge to make that queen squirt. Oh no, I'm going to be sick. Mel said, I'd fuck Jenna. The quiet ones are always the wild ones. Oh, thank you. That's true. Contiki, need we bring that up again?

And this comment says, fuck Jenna to get the Contiki experience off. Oh, my God. I don't know if you want that. I was there. What happens on Contiki stays on Contiki. What beautiful messages. We're both single, Jenna. We could just road test it.

We could. May as well. May as well. Now, as for me. Okay. The majority of people chose two. Fuck. Oh.

47% of votes. Wow. You don't want to rail ya. But the thing is that none of them really sound... Because we asked them to elaborate on their answer, right? Yeah. No one sounded particularly excited at the idea of fucking me. What do you mean?

I don't know. Let me find it. Brayden said, I'd fuck Coombs because I don't think he'd tolerate me long term. Just to get it over and done with. Amy said, I'd fuck Coombs because I don't think he'd tolerate me long term. Just to get it over and done with. Amy said I'd fuck Coombs. It'd be fun, but there's no sexual chemistry. And so we'd end up being best friends. So she chose to

fuck me, but insulted me at the same time. Dino said I guess I'd fuck Coombs because that's all I have left. You'd already chosen to marry and kill you two. Got it, got it, got it. So I'm not really taking that as a huge compliment. Okay. Second was marriage.

That's beautiful. Oh, that's lovely. That's nice. I will say that I, what was that one comment that I thought was so flattering? It said, oh, Chris said, I'd marry Coons because I feel like marrying someone with all these practical skills would be so helpful. Oh, that's quite nice. That's a great quality. You call me a handyman.

You can change a tyre. Are you ready for your results, Shuri? I'm ready. Here we go. Are you ready? Yep, hit me. Okay, where's quite nice. That's a great quality. You call me a handyman. You can change a tyre. Are you ready for your results, Shuri? I'm ready. Here we go. Yep, hit me. Okay, where's that fucking drone? Oh, it should be on there. Drone SFX.

Make sure the fader's up and on. I know how to panel down. I can't hear anything. I just turned it up. Is it on? Yeah. It is on. I can't hear it.

I haven't turned the drone on yet. I'm waiting for you to shut the fuck up so that I can do a bit of suspense. I can't hear it. I haven't turned the drone on yet. I'm waiting for you to shut the fuck up so that I can do a bit of suspense. I can't hear it. I can turn your mic off just as easily as I turn the drone on. I can fart in your seat. Are you ready for your result? Yes. I am ready.

It has kept me up at night. This could either really make or break the progress I've had in the last few weeks after my breakup. Mitchell Cheery. In the Is It Just Me grand game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, the majority of people voted to... Marry! Oh! Yeah. You got majority marry.

Wow. 50%. Oh, wow. That's pretty high. That's good. Yeah. What did they say? What's the justification? Jess said I'd marry Cheery. Have I Oh, wow. That's pretty high. That's good. Yeah. What do they say? What's the justification?

Jess said I'd marry Cherry. Have I got some romantic music over here as well? You're a woman. I'm having fun with this. It's very fun. It makes you dramatic, see? Where do I find the romantic music? It might not be on there.

Just have a look at one of my defaults. But if you command F. What about this? That's a Shetland pony. I have that on hand in case we make fun of Jenna. You don't have romantic music, but you've got the fucking Japan National Anthem. Just play that. Play that.

All right. Jess said, I would marry Cheery. I think we'd get along swell. We could date whoever we wanted. Take long walks. Wait, wait. Marry you because you can date whoever we wanted, take long walks. Wait, wait. Marry you because you can date whoever you wanted? Because I'm single now.

She's proposing an open marriage. Because I'm single. Is that what she means? But you're married to her in this hypothetical. But you can still date whoever. Oh, don't. I can't escape open relationships. She also said, I've already got kids and a husband,

but we're pretending he doesn't exist for the minute. So you would already have a ready-made family without having to root her. I'm not sold on Jess, sorry. Jasper said, marry Cheery because his old money also could lead to my fame. And Tessa said, marry Cheery. Seems like a great partner and we could have an open marriage to make the most of our slut phases. So hold on no

so my my fear is affirmed people want to marry me but they don't want to fucking touch me with a 10-foot pole i think you'll find that in second place people chose to fuck yes 34 percent bitch says liana because i feel sorry for him and his breakup era. All right. Next, please. I didn't realize that was a pity fuck. Surely there's more. Oh, don't. Niaz. N-I-A-Z. Is that how you say it?

Niaz, yeah, sure. All right. N-I-A-triple Z. Niaz. Wow, it seems fake. Would fuck Cheery because he's funny and it's cuffing season and I need a big boy. What does that mean? What is cuffing?

Cuffing is just like having a partner, I think, isn't it? I don't know. Jenna, can you Google that? If he wants to put me in cuffs, I'm down. Also, Sarah said I'd fuck Churi because he's entering his slut era, so he'd be up for getting experimental. Oh my, definitely. Get that Japan National Anthem ready. Wait, is cuffing...

Usually the colder months when new relationships start and old relationships turn. Yeah, hold the fuck up. I found it. Yeah. Cuffing is? Cuffing is usually the colder months, for instance, fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. Ooh.

Wow. So Niaz is ready to pounce during cuffing season. Niaz, send me a message. Anyone else want to fuck me tonight, preferably? Wait a second. It says it begins in October and lasts until just after Valentine's Day. Oh, well, that's good. You've got time.

That's coming up. Pop it in the diary. I'll schedule it in. That's all right. He said just in time for cuffing season. Niaz is thinking ahead. A few months. And so only 16% of your votes were to kill.

That was the least. Wow. I'm sorry. My insecurities were ill-founded. Okay, I won't read any comments about why they'd kill. There was only a couple, though. That's the important thing here. I'd like to know the percentage of the three of us.

Like, out of the three of us, what we got. What do you mean? Well, fuck, marry, kill, Mitch, Jenna. Well, I got kill. Jenna got kill. Yeah. You got fuck. And you got marry. Oh, I thought you were just looking at all of ours, kill, Mitch, Jenna. Well, I got kill. Jenna got kill. Yeah. You got fuck. And you got marry.

Oh, I thought you were just looking at all of ours, but this is all round. Oh, as in like out of all the votes Jenna got, 57% of them were kill. Wow. Yes. Okay, so it is fuck coombs, overarching, marry, cheery, kill Jenna.

I thought it would be more for me for kill. Well, it is the biggest majority. I know, but I mean. You got 50% marriage. Wow. 57. I got 47% fuck. So once again, people are reluctant.

Yeah. And then you got 57% kill. I thought it'd be higher. So I'm happy. Yours was the most common thread. Wow. Okay. Well, we love our listeners.

Thank you guys. Whether you're killing us, fucking us or marrying us. Thank you so much. All right. Do you want to swap back? Yeah, let's go. Is it just me? Listening on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five-star rating.

Now, another thing that we need to follow up on, this is from a couple of weeks ago. Oh, is this Jenna's STD? Oh, yeah. Did you get those results? No, I haven't yet. Shit. Well, no news is good news as far as I'm concerned.

That's what I like to say. I mean, given your behaviour, God, I can imagine why you'd be worried. Yeah. A bit worried, but we'll see. Sleepless nights. Yeah. Anyway, a few weeks ago, remember I brought in a ukulele to cover Colleen Ballinger's apology song, Toxic Gossip Train?

Yeah. We did the Aussie version. This was it if you missed it. Apology song. Yes. Toxic Gossip Train. Yeah. We did the Aussie version. This was it if you missed it.

All aboard the rusted bullshit bus. Fanging around the block of fucking porkies. Yeah, stunning. Beautiful. Really good. Did well on TikTok. We really riled up some Ballinger fans. Oh, yeah.

And, like, beautiful ukulele playing from me, obviously. Yes, I agree. It needs to be said. Well done. I agree. And we decided that we were, like, beautiful ukulele playing from me, obviously. Yes, I agree. It needs to be said. Well done. I agree. And we decided that we were going to pop the ukulele on eBay. We all signed it in permanent marker and then go forth and bid, see how much we get for it.

Last time we did this, it was a wine cork from a wine bottle that we popped for some reason. We signed it too, I think I remember. And we said we'll donate the money to a charity of the winning bidders choosing. Correct. And the wine cork, I think was 60 bucks or something. 60 or 70. Yeah.

Yeah. And so I was expecting something similar for the ukulele. Yes. Oh my God. Did the ukulele bidding get out of control? But first let's just bring on the winner, shall we? Let's do it. The winner of the bid for the, what was it? Basic Bullshit Bus? What do we call it?

Rusted Bullshit Bus. Sorry, it's my first single. I should know the title. Our rusted, busted ukulele. You might know him. It is Mitchie Boy is back. Yay! Yes, how are we fellas? All the better for hearing your voice, Darlene. Mitch, it's back. You were on a few weeks ago. It might have even been the same week that we used the ukulele.

Yeah, you had an Is It Just You, Mitch? That's right. So that's why I thought it was fitting that I won that little bad boy. Oh, well done. When you say won, you technically paid for it. But don't worry, it's going to charity. Yeah, and now we'll say you, the winning bid was $660, Mitchie. Oh, my God.

Yeah, how good. Amazing. You didn't think to throw six bucks on there. How good would 666 be? Yeah. Just for lols. I cannot believe that you ended up spending $660 on that fucking ukulele. If it wasn't for charity, I'd feel bad knowing how much I paid for it on Amazon.

It was actually quite funny, too, because you know when it's all gone through or whatever and it says down the bottom it's like suggested items for you and it's other ukuleles. And they were like $12. Yeah, just add that to the checkout too. I will say the one I got was not $12, but it was around that mark. It's a good quality uke. We've all signed it, so it's on the way to you. You'll have to send us a photo when you get it, Mitchie.

Oh, hasn't it rocked up yet? I don't think so. Oh, I was going to get you to play it down the phone line. That's all right. We'll have to get you the video. Send us a rendition. Yeah, post something in the Facebook group if you're playing the ukulele. That'll be good.

Yeah, yeah. I'll try and learn how to play something. Well, it's an investment. $660. So we've got that money, Mitch, and what we're going to do is we're going to donate it to a charity of your choice. Yes. So it was $660, and we're going to round it up to $700. Yeah, we may

as well. We better not be stingy. No, it's a nice, neat number. So a fucking tax write-off for us. Yeah, fuck it. Mitch, what charity are we donating the $700 to? So the charity is, it's called Emma's Warriors. Emma's Warriors. Yeah, so it's called Emma's Warriors.

It's a, I suppose, long story short, it's a young girl who shopped with my brand quite a bit. She's- Lone Clothing Company is the brand, by the way. I'm wearing one of your shirts today. It's lovely. It is. Corduroy.

Oh, lovely. I think she's only young. She's only, say, 10 or 11. A little girl. Yeah, she's young. And, yeah, she's been diagnosed with leukemia. And it's very heartbreaking. And she spent around 160 days of the last days in hospital.

Oh, God. She's beating it. She's doing really well. But what she's gone and done, so she's done, she's created this little charity to give back to other kids in her position, right? In a similar situation, yeah. So what she's doing, she's making these backpacks,

and they're filled with items that she needed during when she was in hospital that made her more comfortable. Does that make sense? Little care kits. Yeah, exactly, yeah, for kids like her that are going through cancer and stuff. Oh, that's adorable. Yeah, it's really, really really really you know like fuck we

get everything like you just don't realize how lucky we are like you know and when you get someone that's gone through fucking hell and back come in to you and say to you this is what they're doing and giving back and you know they're worrying about other people when they're going through the worst i can't believe that the money you're donating isn't even going towards her and her treatment because I'm looking at it now. There's a GoFundMe page, which, by the way, we'll pop that in our Facebook group in during the week if anyone else wants to chuck some money their way because that is beautiful.

I thought it was going to be going towards Emma's treatment and, you know, the costs involved with her. But she's using that money to look after other people. That is so beautiful. Amazing. Yeah. So it's really touching. That is so beautiful. Amazing. Yeah. So it's really touching. Yeah, it's fucking sick.

It's really cool. Beautiful. It's fucking sick. You know what? My favourite numbers are seven and three. Can we round it up to 737? 737. That would just fucking really warm my heart and my OCD.

And the aeroplane nerds. 737. People are very weird. They're going to love that. Yeah, think Boeing. Yeah. Boeing, yeah. Do I have permission to use our podcast funds?

737. Yeah, go for it. Great. Do it. It's happening. Well, if you put it to that, I'll put in the rest to make it to 1,000. We'll give them 1,000. Oh, Mitch.

Amazing. Jesus H. Christ. All right. I'm doing it now. Boom. Donated. Yay. Yay.

Woo. Mitchie, you're a good man. Lone Clothing Co. If you want to give his brand a plug, you are such a nice guy. Like, we've only really met you in the last couple of weeks, but you're a good egg. There's not many people out there like you. Cheers, crew. Mate.

Cheers. No, I appreciate it. Did mate sound natural? Yeah, I said mate and it really... No, it sounded natural. Yeah, mate, copper. Just stop. By the way, I said mate and it really. No, it sounded natural. Yeah, mate, Cobber. Just stop. By the way, I don't know if you know this, Mitch,

but a lot of people wrote in saying he sounded hot. Yeah. When you were on the show last time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he's got a man. He's got a man. So do I.

And that does not mean that people aren't allowed to tell me I'm hot. That's true. That's very true. Is your man masculine? Like, is he the same energy as you, Mitchie? Pretty similar. Interesting. Wow.

Which is, I don't know. It's cool. I love that. Yeah. We'll send us your nudes and we'll post them on the Is It Just Me page, Mitchie. No, you've got to subscribe for that. Shit. God, he's a good man.

He's a businessman at his core. He's very cool. He's a businessman at his core. All right. And we'll put the link, obviously, to the charity in our Facebook group if you want to have a little more info. Emma's Warriors is what it's called. They've got a Facebook page as well.

On you, Mitchie. You play your ukulele with pride. Yes. Love it, guys. Thanks, teams. Thank you, buddy. What a good guy he is. He's such a sweetheart.

You could almost call us the Thruppler Mitches. You could. That's true. Thruppler Mitches, huh? I've got to say, this GoFundMe is really unnerving. Look, it's been loading for the last two minutes or whatever since I had, right, I've clicked it, we're paying. It's still loading.

I'm not sure if it's worked or not. All right, on that note, let's go. It's the end of the show. Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's leave. But we'll be back before you know it. On Saturday at 5pm Sydney time, to be precise. That's us.

Yeah, we're here. Talk Back Tings live. Can't wait for that. Anything you want to talk about, give us a buzz. Yeah. We'll give the number out on the day, don't worry. Yeah. Don't fucking call the Idjim phone.

Not the one that you text us on. No. It's a very different number. We'll give you all the details next week. Don't worry. It'll all be in the Facebook group all across the socials. Yes. We'll catch you soon, idiots.

See you guys. Thanks for listening. Leave us a review. Five stars, please. Spotify and Apple. We'd love it. Yeps. Yes. We'll catch you soon, idiots. See you guys. Thanks for listening. Leave us a review. Five stars, please. Spotify and Apple. We'd love it. Yep. Love you, bye.

See you in a week. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end. You might think the show's finished, but it just isn't. It's not. We were kidding.

We wrap it up and then we talk shit. We kind of want to trick people. Hopefully they don't hear this part because we just go a bit rogue. It's not our best work. You know what? You might want it to be over, but sorry, it's not And given the fact that our episode consumption rate is at 98% I would hazard a guess and say most people have discovered the secret

There's 2% out there that I really feel sorry for I know, I know But we can't change it Actually, I don't really feel sorry for them I wouldn't say this is the best stuff they're missing out on Nor do I Just drivel, absolute drivel Absolute drivel I wouldn't bother Have we for them. I wouldn't say this is the best stuff they're missing out on. Nor do I. Just drivel. Absolute drivel.

Absolute drivel. I wouldn't bother. Have we all had a good week so far? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good. Yeah, good. I'm quite excited because we've got talkback things coming up.

Yeah. And we've started to lock in things for the hobby hunt. We're going on the road. Exciting. I know. We're going to leave the studio. Yeah. Obviously, there's a lot of winging it on this show, but we've actually got fun things planned.

So it's a good era. We do. It's our unhinged era. Yeah. Chaotic era. I don't know. Maybe. Silly era.

Silly goose era is what I was calling it. Oh, yeah, of course. I coined that. No, it didn't, did it? Hot girl walk era has caught on. I'm getting so many idiots sending me photos of them on their hot girl walks. Which is weird because I didn't have the same uptake from my walking era, which I'm still in.

It's just become your personality. Well, I've posted it every day. That's weird. It's sort of become the thing and then now everyone's sending me anti-chafe cream and I've really made it the brand. Supportive. It's not what I thought I'd be at at this point in my life, but I'll take it. I usually wear like a little, similar to the

skims really, a little pair of bike shorts so I don't get the chafing. I've never needed the cream. Someone suggested cooking flour between the legs. Imagine that. I don't know about that. Which works when you're rolling, like kneading dough, but I don't know if it would work between my thighs.

I'd fucking run so quickly it'd turn into focaccia. There is so much heat down there that there'd be damper by the time I've reached the end of my run. My dad used to smear on petroleum jelly and it was so fucking foul. Imagine just putting lube between your legs. Been there. We have come such a far way since the days of petroleum jelly. It used to be my mum's fix for everything.

Yeah. Really? Chapped lips? Petroleum jelly. Oh, yuck. Burnt hand? Petroleum jelly. Car won't start?, petroleum jelly. Oh, yuck. Burnt hand, petroleum jelly. Car won't start, petroleum jelly.

What even is it? It's like the byproduct of petrol, isn't it? And we put it on our lips. I'm not even sure. I wouldn't put that on my lips, though. I can't think of one thing that I'd go, fuck, I wish I had petroleum jelly for this. I can't think of one thing. Growing up, I used to always put it on my lips.

Everyone did. Same. When I ever had windburn, I had shocking windburn. Yeah. Because I used to go, I don't know why it on my lips. Everyone did. Same. When I ever had windburn, I had shocking windburn. Yeah. Because I used to, like, I don't know why I had windburn. I've never had it since, but it's just me on the fly, what happened to windburn? But I used to put it all over my lips.

Me too. I looked like Miranda fucking Sings with a transparent lip balm on, and it worked. Yeah. Have you guys heard of slugging? No. What's that? It's the new skincare trend.

Involving what? Involving you do your skincare routine, right? So your serums and your toner and your moisturiser. This is only before bed. Once your moisturiser is on, you then get three fingers worth of Vaso or petroleum jelly and you cover your... What is Vaso?

Yeah, sorry. And then you cover your face in it. Your face? Then you look like a slug because you're slimy. Then you go to bed, you wake up, the petroleum jelly is all soaked in and melted off and your skincare. And stained your pillow. Stained your pillow and your skincare has soaked in rather than your skincare getting rubbed off on the pillow in your pyjamas.

Oh, I see. So it's less for the skin and more to protect the shit you've already got on. Correct. Because skincare is expensive. It locks that in and then the petroleum jelly is the shit, the Vaseline's the shit that gets rubbed off rather than the expensive retinols and stuff like that. Right, okay. But I've got nice sheets, as do you, Mitch.

You spend a shit ton of Nadez. Yeah, I don't know if I'd want to use that. Like petroleum jelly all over my good spinal aids? No. It'll ruin my silk pillowcases. It will. I'm also like a weirdo when it comes to texture. I could not sleep with slime on my face.

Yeah, especially because I'm a side sleeper. I would have my face. That's it, boys. I've been sleeping. Or like it's your pants at the Logies just sliding off the skin. Sliding down my hips. I have a feeling that the fucking GoFundMe site is glitching because it's not donating and I'm trying to sign up and make an account and it's not doing that either.

Emma. It's not her. It's GoFundMe and make an account and it's not doing that either. Emma. It's not her. It's GoFundMe. How about GoFuckYou instead? No, go fuck you. Yeah, right. So you're pleased with your results, are you? I'm so pleased with my results.

I could have predicted that. Majority marry. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, it makes sense. And a high number of fuck. Isn't that nice? Yeah.

Oh, here we go. We've encountered an error. Please try again. Ah, glitch Yeah. Oh, here we go. We've encountered an error. Please try again. Ah, glitching. All right. All right. Well, someone absolutely keep me accountable to that. If you check the GoFundMe and our donation isn't in the list of donations, tell me.

Because I'm not going to forget. I won't fucking forget. No, God, no. Nor should you. No. No, I won't. Were you happy with your results? Oh, not really.

Because everyone chose fuck, but no one sounded excited at the thought. Like I said. It was a byproduct. Yeah. It was kind of like, I guess I'll fuck him. Jenna? Oh, well, I thought I'd get killed by more people, but it was only like 56%. That's extremely high, Jenna.

That's the highest response rate that we got. Do not be happy. No, but I thought it would be more, so. Okay. Success. Yeah, but it's 50% of votes to you. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, do you want us to break it down any further, Jenna?

It's like they didn't, like picture a pie chart. I don't want to picture it. They cut it in half and that big bit was just kill and the other two bits of pie. Yeah, but I'll be back. Oh, because you won't die. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll come back as a fucking ladybug or something.

Got it, got it, got it. Yeah. Whenever a ladybug used to land on me, I used to make a wish. Did you guys do the same? Yeah, I did too. No, I'd put it in a jar and try and keep it as a pet. It'd be dead within a few hours. Mitchell.

Yeah, I know. It was one of those Macona jars. Yeah. You know the instant coffee? Yes. I don't think you're supposed to, you know, block the air and see all the ladybugs in there. I don't think you are either.

No, I wouldn't do that. Well, no one told me. Is it just me on the fly? Did we stop producing those bug catchers? Oh, I remember those. As soon as I tell you, you'll picture it. Those green ones. It looks like a pineapple.

Oh, the ones you buy. Yeah, it's just got like a round cylindrical body, then it tapers up like a bottle of it and a massive top. It looks like one of those automatic pet feeders. It does. It does, yeah. No, I had no interest in that shit. As if anyone would ever think that, oh, this is a great present for Mitchell,

a bug catcher. I feel like I used to see them all the time. I had so many bug catchers. I had heaps. Yeah, they used to be on the shelves and stuff. I don't know how often you go to toy stores, though, or the toy aisle at Big Dub. I did have to go to the toy aisle last week.

What for? I bought myself a Squishmallow. What's a Squishmallow? That sounds right up my alley. Oh, they're cute. Let me buy you a Squishmallow. Oh, fine. If you insist I will let it happen. And it's edgy and yellow. They are. The texture of a Squishmallow is like a marshmallow. It is gorgeous. It's not stuffing. I want to rip mine open

and find out the magic that is inside it because you melt into these things. So why were you buying one? Well, thanks for bringing it up. Me and my ex had two on our bed, Chipley and Harris were their names. Don't tell me he got one of them and now they're apart. What happened was, it's actually quite sad. Oh, it might get sad.

We loved them and we slept with them. We had jokes about them. Probably shouldn't have brought this up, actually. and we slept with them. We had like jokes about them. Probably shouldn't have brought this up actually. When I kicked him, when he left the house, he took Harris and then I had Chipley.

Anyway, I lived in the house for eight months. You can't split up the squish fucking mellows. I agree. At least grant you some sort of visitation. True. So then when I packed up the house, because I was living in the house for nine weeks alone, I am such a thoughtful person that I thought, you know what?

He can have Harris. Both? No, no, no. I didn't know he had Chipley. I thought Chipley had been packed in one of my boxes, but Harris was still on my bed, our king bed. Oh, I see. So then I go, I'll give him Harris because I want him to have one.

I'll have one. Anyway, I get home, unpack. He'd already flogged him. He'd already had Chipley. Oh, no. So I lost Chip him Harris because I want him to have one. I'll have one. Anyway, I get home, unpack. He'd already flogged him. He'd already had Chipley. Oh, no. So I lost Chipley and Harris. Anyway, Mitchell, they fill such a void in bed. You can cuddle it.

You can use it as an iPad stand. You can put your Mac on it. An iPad stand? I've seen them, but I've never felt them. Oh, my God. Anyway, I went to Kmart and I was looking around and they had this beautiful yellow one and they all have names. So Chipley and Harris were the names on the tag. Actually, it was Chip and Harrison.

It was Chip and Harrison, but we shortened to Chipley and Harris. I miss Chipley and Harris every day. I do wonder if they're in a box or if they're on the bed, although in that new slut era he's in, I'm sure they're packed away. The number one question on Google when you look up Squishmallow is why are Squishmallows so expensive? Are they deer, are they? Yeah, they're about $30. Oh, that's fine. That's all right. Question on Google when you look up Squishmallow is why are Squishmallows so expensive? Are they deer, are they?

Yeah, they're about $30. Oh, that's fine. That's all right. I thought they were going to be like $112 or something. No, no, no. There are many sizes. Tiny, medium, big, large, extra large. I see. They're like smelly bellies.

I've got the size that's like a teddy bear. It's the size of a football. And they're round and they're gorgeous. They're fucking cute. They're cute. I know that I'm a grown And they're round and they're gorgeous. They're fucking cute. I know that I'm a grown-ass adult, but they're gorgeous. I love them. I know I offered to buy you one, but it's very personal and I want you guys to pick your own.

I'll be honest. Just buy your own. Is this you pretending to be thoughtful, but you just don't want to buy me one? No. I'll buy one, but if someone bought me my own Squishmallow, I'd be pissed off. Because I want a pick. Your birthday's coming up. That was first on my list.

Oh, damn it. Here, look on the screens. I've got up the variety of Squishmallows. Okay. You want a big one. They've got Pokemon Rangers. They are quite cute. I'll show you the one that I've got.

Are they scented? Because that would just make it. I think you can get them. Oh, I've got the 40 centimeter. Fuck. Oh, they've got a cat. They've got cats. Oh, no, that's Chipley.

I actually can't. That's going to make me cry. I'm not joking. Did you get a replacement Chipley? No, because I couldn't find it because it was rare. Oh, my God. I'm actually going to cry. That's Chipley.

Which one? Down the bottom in the middle. Which one did you buy instead? One of the new ranges. It was a fucking dinosaur. Does it have a name? Not yet, no. I thought it had a tag.

It does, but it's like Terrence. It's shocking. You can't give Terrence a new name. That'll confuse him. I want a cat. Do you think I chose Isabella as the cat's name? She came with the name. I wanted to honour her history. Same with Connie as well. This is the one I've got. Look, it looks like a burns victim. Oh, it's fucking cute.

It doesn't look like a dinosaur. Terrence looks lovely. It's just the one I've got. Look, it looks like a burns victim. Oh, it's fucking cute. It doesn't look like a dinosaur. Terrence looks lovely. It's just got a stupid... I don't love him. I mean, sure, I'd prefer if he stayed where I could see him. If I was out in public and met him at Terrence's, he doesn't look trustworthy. They're the new Beanie Babies.

Right. They're very... Oh, shit. What? It's Scott Cam, sorry. What? I have an interview with Scott Cam from the block. Well, let's just wrap early.

All right. Sorry, I really went down a squishmallow hole. No, I won't right now. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 3% better today. That's all. So we do. Because the new season of The Block starts. They didn't promo that well.

I feel like The Block is always on in my mind. Is it? Do they have seasons or that it's always on? It's just perpetually building. I see on my way here on the bus, I see Scott Cam dressed as a Grease character or something on a billboard. Jenna, your medication has side effects. You're not well. Not well.

Should I interview Scott and go, hello, Scott, how are you? Come on. Fuck. Sorry, I'm late. It was fucking podcast time. you? Come on. Fuck. Sorry, I'm late. It was fucking podcast time. Oh, my God. The fucking traffic. Honestly.

Anyway, sorry. We should go. You've got an interview to do. What? What do you like? I'm trying to make Mary work into something, but it's very hard. Sorry, Scott. I was hoping this interview would come off.

I was praying to Magdalene. Anyway, Scott, sorry was hoping this interview would come off. I was praying to Magdalene. Mary Magdalene. Anyway, Scott, sorry to cut you off, but I've really got to get home. I've got to lay the chook before I put it in the oven. Yeah, of course. That was good. Scott, sorry, mate. You won't know me, but I know you.

I saw you the other day at the kids' park. And your kids were on the go round. Okay. Let's go. That was a beautiful guilt, you all. Guilt. Okay, Scott Cam is literally there. Okay, okay. We have to go. Stress out. Love you idiots. Bye. See you guys. Love you. See you next week.

Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.