Is It Just Me? - #180: Peter Rabbit

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Apologies in advance. This is easily our smuttiest episode ever.    In this episode: Seedless fruit (04:28) The gripping saga of Peter Rabbit (08:40) Virtual Reality porn (24:29) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (36:57)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you. Hello you. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. So what is the plan with this guy you've been chatting to on Grindr? Are you going to pork him this weekend? No, I've got dinner with Rebel Wilson this weekend so I can't.

Don't you hate it when you've got a Grindr hookup but you have to go to dinner with Rebel Wilson? If I had a dollar. Now, here's Mitch Tully and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. Oh, great to be back, Mitchell. This is giving last day of school vibes for some reason. Should we just wrap up the season early?

Season five is what, basically done for the year? Yeah, well, we've got next week. But this does, for some reason, have finale energy. Yeah, it does. Because listen to what we've got planned today, idiots. Oh, my God. Roving reporter Oscar is on another mission. They're always a bit chaotic, aren't they?

Yeah, a bit nuts. To be honest, we've done a couple, but the last one was so well received when we sent roving reporter Oscar into the streets of Sydney to sniff rugs. I was with Oscar at an event. Mitch, you and I were at the TikTok Awards. The Price Keeper Jenny, who's here, was there as well. And we had three people approach us all when we were in a group having a drink to say, oh, my God, I just wanted to say. Mitch and I, you know, fixed our hair and said, can't wait for the photos to be taken.

They went to Oscar and said we loved the rug sniffing video. Well, more of that kind of bullshit coming up today. And also, we're just flat out watching porn on the podcast. We've reached a new low. So that's what I mean when I say it feels like it's muck up day. It feels like this should be the last day, but it's not. We'll be back next week. Also, I love that it does feel like a show that hasn't been planned sometimes.

And we don't plan things like, let's just watch porn or do something dumb. But we have planned both the porn and the roving report. And this is because you were telling me that you've got a VR goggle thing, which I've never done that in my life. So I'm very curious about it in general. It was a Christmas gift a couple of years ago. And at Christmas, I showed all my aunties and uncles and all my relatives the VR porn.

And this was like the early days of the virtual reality world. So there was only heterosexual porn. And it was only like like mum, you know, raw dog by stepson. That was it. But now I've done some research. The gays have VR porn. I love how it's literally research.

Yeah. You were watching porn for research. Yeah. Those three jerk offs last week were all tax write offs. Jenna, have you ever seen gay porn? No, never. I like to think that you don't even watch porn. No.

No. What? No. Jenna, in my eyes, Jenna is just – Jenna, when she leaves the podcast, she goes into a cryo chamber and freezes herself until we text her and go, we want you for the podcast again. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm still a bit chilly. Yeah, can you defrost, Jenna? We need you. Oh, this will warm you up, Jenna. No doubt. Yeah, I didn't realise that obviously Jenna hasn't watched gay porn, but would you be curious? I am curious.

Okay, well, you can strap those B-archogles on too. That's all coming up. Okay, okay. You do know where we put it, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay, cool. Sorry, it's just a shock if it's your first time learning. I mean, even I was shocked when I realised I had to do it.

Yes. Anyway, welcome, everyone. If it is your first time listening, this is Is It Just Me? Every show we start the same with an Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Today we're kicking it off with a caller, aren't we? Who have we got on the line today? Today we have Hayley joining us from the Central Coast.

Hello, Hayley. Hi, darling. Hi, Hayley. Hello. How are you? Oh, not too bad, darling. Have you got an Is It Just Me for us? I do. I do.

Okay, good. How long have you been listening to the show? Give us the goss. Around about a year now. Awesome. I like how you say that like we're in a relationship. It's been about a year now. Yeah.

We're taking it slow. It's been about 12 months. Yeah, nice. Like when people have babies and they're like, yeah, my baby's like 32 months. I don't know what that means. I know, same. Honestly, a baby's a baby to me until it can like start talking. You know what I mean?

That's closer. And I also hate it. I'm on the fly, but I'm not buying a baby a gift that it won't really give a shit about until it's old enough to go, thank you, Uncle Mitch. I want clout. Yes. I buy my nieces and nephews shoes every Christmas because it's helpful. They're obviously going to wear them.

That's good. And it's sort of a present for the parents too. Yeah. We love a practical gift. We fucking love a practical favourite uncle, don't we, Hayley? Mitch is a really good gift giver, to be honest. He gives great gifts. Oh, don't say that.

I still haven't shopped for our secret Santa present. I've got no idea. Neither have I, to be honest. $50 was the limit, right? Yeah. That's next week. All right, Hayley, Bradley will count you in. Hit us with your region.

Amazing. Is it just me or? Are you as confused as me how the fuck seedless fruit works? Yes. What is it? Seedless fruit. Seedless fruit. Oh, my God.

Like grapes. That's a really good idea. What is it? Seedless fruit. Seedless fruit. Oh, my God. Like grapes. How does it grow? That's a really good idea. That's like spermless men having babies because the seeds are what grow new plants. Oh, my God. Exactly. Like how do you go, okay, I'm going to get these grapes, but then I'm also going to do the seedless variety. But then how do you take that seedless variety and continue it on?

Oh, my God. Thank you. I'm so glad that I'm not on? Oh, my God. I'm so glad. Thank you. I'm so glad that I'm not the only person on this. I'm Googling. I feel like grapes have seeds, don't they? No, but there's varieties of new ones that are genetically modified to have no seeds.

Like our cotton candy ones, they don't have seeds. They're actually removing them? Yes, they genetically modify them to get rid of the seeds. You know, avocados back in the day were inedible because the seed was 90% of the fruit. Nowadays, they've genetically modified them so that the avocado pieces- Who's they? See, as soon as you add genetically modified to things, you've lost me. Like, physics doesn't exist.

I am quite fond of a seedless watermelon. Fuck those black bastards. It looks like flies. I'll take the watermelon. Oh, guys, listen to this. Seedless fruit, such as navel oranges, are propagated asexually, usually by grafting. Asexually? Yeah, they're propagated vegetatively from cuttings by grafting.

What the hell? I don't know what any of that means. When the fuck did we become the Berks Backyard podcast? In such cases, bananas are essentially genetic clones of each other. No, I can't. What on earth is going on in the background there, Hayley? Oh, sorry. We just got in the car.

Who's we? The family. Can we say hi? Yeah. Boys and Brit, can we please say hi on three? One, two, three. Hi. Say hi.

Hi, everyone. Where are we going? The fruit market? Me and my girlfriend and the two boys are going to the circus. The circus? Oh, my. Well, put us on speakerphone. She's a fun bum.

Oh, my God. That's so fun. That's so cool. How long have you been with your partner for? This is cute. Like a few months now. Like three, four months. You've been with us longer than you've been with your partner.

I know, right? 36 months or something like that, like a newborn. Wow, that's very true. Well, we better let you get to the circus, Hayley. Thank you so much. Pleasure. Make sure you hit up Prizekeeper Jenna on our Instagram, add a couple of Mitches and you can claim your prize.

Oh, my God, I love that so much. Also, Mitch, um, by the way, jury. Yes. Um, I,

from a few episodes ago, I did hear about the fortnight chat. Maybe we play fortnight one day. Yes. Let's play fortnight. Wow. Because I have my fortnight character tattooed on my leg. Get out.

Who is it? Who is it? It's joy. Have you seen joy? Oh, joy is in like the film Joy with Jennifer Lawrence. No. Okay, you'll have to live Google her.

She's gorgeous. Oh, I play as the Ariana Grande from when they did a collaboration. Oh, stunning. Yeah, very cute. Do you want the pink little backpack? Yeah, the pink little backpack and the ponytail. Wait, message me, Jeff, me on Instagram? Oh, my God, yes, I do.

I will. DM me and we'll add our gamer tags and we'll play. I've gotten really good at the moment. I love that so much. Oh, my God. Love all of that. Gamer girl things. Gamer girls.

All right, I love how we went from Seedless Grapes to Fortnite. To Circus. To Circus. Yeah, I know. All right, DM Pricekeeper Jenna, please. Okay, thank you. Love you, darling. Have fun.

Love you. Bye. What a sweetheart she is, everybody. She sounds like a hoot, honestly. Okay, thank you. Love you, darling. Have fun. Love you. Bye. What a sweetheart she is, everybody. She sounds like a hoot, honestly. I like her. And co in the car. Very sweet. If you want to get in touch with us, you can DM us on couple of matches

or you can send us a text. On this number. Oh, 422-948-202. Oh, 422-948-202 Oh 422 948 202 Send us a text Yep, if you've got an Is It Just Me

of your own, anything that pops into your mind let us know, we'd love to chat Okay, here we go I promise to fill you all in on the gripping saga that is unfolding in my neighbourhood Facebook group. Yes. It has been ongoing.

There's different plot twists every step of the fucking way. But I promise you, you will keep up. I feel like I'm about to be let in on world government secrets. Yeah, I know. That's what it feels like. It does feel like that for me too, I'm not going to lie, but it's not quite that deep okay so okay we've been sat down there's a powerpoint presentation on i love this so much

obviously people listening won't be able to follow along with the powerpoint but i have got a powerpoint on my television right now okay all right well so far i'm excited so not far from my house there's one of those like shitty little parks that isn't really a park. You know, those tiny parks, it's this kind of filling up space. It's just got a bit of grass and a park bench. Green space. Yeah. Yeah. That's all it is.

It's not play equipment or anything. It's just one of those shitty little parks. Yes. I know what you mean. So there's one of those not far from my house. It's on the way when I'm walking to bar classes. And every time I walk past this park, there's a bunny rabbit. Oh, cute. Is that the rabbit? Yeah there's a bunny rabbit. Oh, cute.

Is that the rabbit? Yeah, that's the rabbit. Jeez, that's a good shot. And so I never really questioned why the fuck there is a random rabbit in the middle of some concrete jungle. Like, I don't know, I'm just a farm kid. I'm like, whatever, there's a rabbit. But now that I think about it, it is a bit odd.

And people suspect it might have been an abandoned pet because he's so friendly. And he's very cute. He's brown. He's so cute. He's a good size too. And so someone posted in the Facebook group saying, rabbit found in the park.

Anyone missing a rabbit? And everyone in the comments were very quick to clarify, no, that's Peter. He lives there. Oh. He's just like a community pet. Everyone calls him Peter. Yeah, Peter Rabbit. Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. Look what Mac Mac says. This rabbit is a community pet. Everyone calls him Peter. Yeah, Peter Rabbit.

Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. Look what Mac Mac says. This rabbit is a local and has been around for years. He used to have a friend but seems to be alone now. Oh, I didn't know that part. Yeah, look at the comments. He's been there for at least three years.

Used to come say hi during lockdown. Oh, that's so cute. He just appeared one day in COVID apparently. Wow. I feel like he was dumped by like a, by an hour. I think that's likely. Yes. But anyway, I've, I've obviously seen the rabbit.

I'm familiar with the rabbit, but I didn't realise it was such a wholesome scenario. Everyone's embraced the rabbit. It's a community pet. His name's Peter. That's so cute. People were posting photos of their dogs playing with Peter. It was so gorgeous. And people have seemed to be able to get close to Peter.

You're right. He seems domesticated. Oh, he's so friendly. And people seem to be able to get close to Peter. You're right. He seems domestic. Oh, he's so friendly. He's very cute. Okay. And now that I know that he has a name, I've started, because I can take a shortcut and not go through that park to come home, but I've started going out of my way to just be like,

hi, Peter. Hi, Peter. It's really, really cute. And so this is where the drama starts to unfold, right? I was going to say, I hope Peter isn't in a rabbit stew. One day someone posted a photo of two rabbits and they said, Peter has a friend. Wow.

All of a sudden another rabbit just appeared. Fucking like rabbits. I hope Peter's getting some rabbit poos. Well, this is where the controversy comes into it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Because now there are calls to have Peter exterminated. No. Because they don't want the pesky rabbits in the neighborhood look at all these comments i loved him at first but ultimately he's

a huge problem peter and his friends need to be destroyed for the sake of local fauna he isn't our friend oh my god that's disgusting very controversial there was a couple of days there where i was like oh oh, my God, they're going to kill Peter the rabbit because they don't want him to knock up his girlfriend. They can't kill Peter. What am I going to do? I've got to put a stop to this somehow.

Not a problem as it turns out because this was posted in the group. Sad news about the rabbit's new friend. Saw them on the side of the street this morning, hit by a car. Oh, but how do they know that wasn't Peter? That was the friend. Because we all know Peter's demeanour well enough. We could tell that Peter was alive and well, but there was a smeared rabbit on the road.

Oh, no. So Peter's mate, that was very short-lived, that saga. That was a situation ship for Peter. It was. And his friend was killed. God, I hope he didn't witness it. So not a problem as it turns out. No.

And also I think they knew it wasn't Peter because he's been there for three years. He's smart enough to know not to run on the road, whereas his new little slam piece, obviously stupid, got hit by a car. He's got street smarts. So Peter's now a widow. That's a bit sad, isn't it? And Peter is still there?

Well. Oh, no. Please say he is. I have a feeling that because Peter might have been overcome with grief that he might have put himself in harm's way because I was walking home from bar class on a Wednesday

and he was there Wednesday afternoon. You saw him? Yep, he was there. And I was like, hi Peter, how are you? Sorry about the loss. Very nice. And then this was posted the next day i'm scared any truth in the rumor that peter was killed by a dog this week oh my god no and i was like there fucking better not be any truth to that rumor oh my god please say it's just a room and

i really wanted it to be a rumor but then when i went to bar class on Friday, he wasn't there. Oh, no. And I was so affected by this that I even posted in the group and I was like, do we have eyewitnesses? Can anyone actually attest to this? Yes, yes, yes. And so it was all just rumor and speculation at this point. But then this postman Susie comes in and says, my dog found Peter's body. Oh, no.

Yeah. Oh, I don't have gloves or a spade to bury him. Can anyone help? Rest in peace. Update. I took him to Southern Cross at lunchtime. He wasn't microchipped. So they said they knew him and would cremate him free of charge.

Yeah. Ultimately unable to have the ashes, but feel better knowing he's out of the bushes on his way to bunny heaven. And obviously people in the group are now outraged being like, whose fucking irresponsible dog just mauled this beautiful bunny to death? This local icon. I agree. And all of this unfolded in the space of two weeks. I didn't even know he had a name and all of a sudden I'm so attached and I'm crying because he's dead.

No, first of all, you're mourning the loss of his wife. Then you're mourning the loss of him. The lady saying my dog's found Peter's body in the reeds this morning. It did smell in that park when I walked through. It did smell and I was like, surely when the dog attacked it they didn't just leave it there. That sounds suspicious. I feel like did her dogs do it? I've got no idea. She feels guilty. Oh no, don't. There's a memorial. Oh, my God.

It's like a vigil. I just flicked the slideshow. We were so affected by this that a few of my friends that live in the area, we made a shrine. Did you do this? Yeah. We were actually really sad about this and we needed to grieve. And so we made the memorial and then I decided to stir some shit in the facebook group you know my fake account bernice oh yes of course yeah so i

use her account to post in the facebook group and we had tea light candles in the garden where we had our little shrine for peter and i posted in there as bernice being like there is a total fire ban who's lighting candles very nice to see tributes to our bunny friend, but please be careful. No way should anyone be lighting candles in a total fire ban. I hope more people add to the shrine. I might leave some carrots. We were going to start a movement, carrots out for Peter. But you know what?

We came back the next day and people were now adding to the shrine. Someone bought those little battery-operated tea light candles so that we didn't have the fire. Nice. Hold on. Easter Bunny, stop here. Did you buy that? That was actually already there.

Wow. And so it was a really tricky grief process and we had the memorial in his honour. Beautiful. And I also prepared an obituary for him. Oh, lovely. Would you like to see it? I'd love to see it. Oh, my.

And I collated all the photos and videos that people had posted in our Facebook group. Oh, Mitchell to Peter. Oh, Mitchell. Oh, the up song. This is so emotional. Peter. We'll miss you, Peter. Oh. This is so emotional. Peter. We'll miss you, Peter. Oh, this is heartbreaking.

Oh, this is so sad. He's having so much fun. I'm going to post this in our Facebook group. Ultimately, that's what killed him, however. Look at him. Oh, God, that pit bull looks like it. I know. It could have been that pit bull looks like it. I know. It could have been that pit bull, surely.

He died doing what he loved, encroaching on dogs. Yeah, that's what I've written in the obituary. Gone but never forgotten. Valet, Peter. That's a beautiful photo. Oh, that was beautiful. I'm not joking. When I made that, I actually did cry.

Wow. It's been a whole ordeal. And frankly, I don't actually have closure yet. Yeah, no. I want justice for Peter. Exactly. The fact that the murderer just left his body there, no one cleaned up after him.

Yep. And also the fact that this dog was capable of that. Peter's been there for years playing with dogs and then all of a sudden this savage fucking mutt comes along and just rips him to shreds. All right, so where are we at now? Are they going to put the cremation, his remains in the park? Apparently the lady that took him to the vet to have him cremated

didn't take the ashes. I was like, if you wouldn't. What are you going to do with them? I don't know. I thought the same thing, honestly. Yep. And so obviously I don't have closure because I don't know what happened and I want to know what happened.

I need to know who's behind this. Of course. And so we cross now to our raving reporter, Oscar, who is on the scene of the crime. Investigative journalism. Oscar, it's over to you. Hello, couple of bitches, Jenna, my darlings. It is I, roving reporter Chulkin,

and I'm here on location at the homicide of Peter the Rabbit. Yes, yes, yes. And not only is it grim, but it is devastating because as I speak, I'm standing in front of the memorial tribute for Peter Rabbit, which includes a ceramic bunny. Oh, someone put a statue. That's lovely. Someone put a statue. Oh, it's so cute.

I'm pretty sure his little water bowl is still there too. I can't find the water bowl, but let's just agree that it is around here somewhere. Well now, if anyone walks past Oscar, I need you to interrogate them and find out as much as you can. In the meantime, we would like you to, on behalf of Mitch, Jenna and I, to lay a

wreath. Please do, yeah. Of course. I would like to say I lay this wreath in honour of Peter Rabbit from Is It Just Me, Mitch, Mitch Jenner and roving reporter Chalk. Yes, of course. He would have loved us. This is for you, Peter. Aw.

Let's have a moment of silence for Peter. RIP, Peter. Can we have a moment of silence? Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thanks. Thank you. Appreciate that. Right. thank you everyone thanks thank you appreciate that right all right oscar we we need to speak to the people of the suburbs is there anyone there because the only way we're going to try and attempt to solve this is to speak to the people that are there all right yeah i'll keep an eye out because there's people walking on the other side. I'll yell out to them. All right.

Hang on. Excuse me. Who killed Peter? Yeah, you. No, he ran. Okay. Never mind. Run over to them.

That's suspicious. Excuse me. I'm chasing them now. Excuse me. All right. You don't want to harass the locals. They're all mourning and grieving. No, all right.

I better not. No, that's true. I'm not current affair. Well, you are today. I need answers. No, that's true. I'm not current affair. Well, you are today. I need answers. I need justice for Peter. Yes. Oi, oi, oi.

I am literally in the direct path of someone coming up. Here we go. We're on. Here we go. Get him. Yep. Hi, hi. I'm just recording something really quick for a podcast. Do you know who killed Peter?

Well, I think it was Eric. He was in the library and he found out that Peter had been thumbing through his very rare, incredibly valuable 14th century illustrated manuscript. Wow. Needless to say, it was an invaluable manuscript. What is that? Worth like multiple millions. I think he's playing silly, because I don't think he's taking this seriously.

Oscar, what is going on? Is he talking about a different Peter? It seems like a bizarre thing to do. Yeah. But anyway, he did. Oh, my God, what is happening? So Peter used it. And to compound his crime, he...

This is terrible. He was reading it on the toilet. The toilet? And discovered they were out of loo paper. What is going on? So this invaluable manuscript, he starts reefing pages out of it and uses it to wipe his arse.

Anyway, that's how Peter died. I understand. He just saw red. Enraged. You're a reporter. Lead him into what you want. I hope I've answered the question. Guys, I don't know if you could hear that. That was the best answer I've ever been given in my life.

What's his name? What was your name? Sorry. My name is Tug Dumley. His name is Tug Dumley. Does Tug know that Peter's a rabbit? Tug, do you know that Peter's a rabbit? Oh, okay.

Oh. Oh. He was talking about Peter Rabbit from this reserve. Yeah. That was the wrong Peter that was mauled in the park, mate. You know what I do? I do actually know. I know that Peter.

I did know that Peter, sadly now deceased. Oh, here we go. Well, no, the thing is, Tug, I've been sent down here to investigate as in who got Peter. And the general consensus is that it was a dog. Now, do you think there are any suspects in the area? I don't think it was your dog, because your dog is about the same size as Peter. Show us the dog. What does the dog look like?

Do I have permission to show your dog? Yep. Hi, darling. So this is Boo. Boo, what have you got to say about the death? Boo looks small but mighty. Tell us what you know. What do you know, Boo? No, I agree.

I agree, Boo. I agree. Thank you so much. Boo is devastated. She did meet Peter Rabbit. She did. Well, she did. Yeah.

And she was like, I want to get at the rabbit. And then he went completely unperturbed and in fact hopped towards her and she was completely baffled and puzzled. Right. For one minute, straining to get the rabbit.

I'll ask one question. Coming right up to her nose. And then Peter just gorgeously naive and innocent. You can't write this. Tug has been waiting for this moment. I choose to have happy thoughts towards Peter. No, well, that's very true, Tug. And you and Boo have given me really good insight.

Thank you, Tug. Thank you, Tug. Thank you, Tug. Okay, well, what I've taken from that, can I just say, I'm a bit sus on Tug's dog. I think Boo was confessing, to be honest. Yeah. Boo is fully capable of murder.

Silence says everything. And also, Tug was acting like he didn't know who Peter was, talking about a different Peter, trying to throw you off the set. Correct. Guilty. Correct. Tug Dudley is the killer of Peter the Rabbit. Wow, Oscar, I think this is one of your best reporting duties yet.

It's not the best. You have solved the crime of a beloved local pet, Oscar. You can sleep easy at night. Peter would be so proud. Tug Dugley, the killer. I think that Boo deserves the death penalty, don't you? Chup to them, Oscar. Off that bitch.

Get Boo. Go get Boo, Oscar. Bring back his skin. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. All right, the moment you have all been waiting for.

As if that wasn't the moment they were waiting for. The PETA investigation. No, well, the PETA investigation has changed my life. And I thought, who feels stressed? Do you feel stressed, Jenna? Yeah. I feel stressed. Mitchell, you're stressed.

I don't have much closure, but anyway. Why don't we all... I've got to relieve tension. I was going to say, we might need to take some stress off. Yeah, I like that. Lie down, dim the lights, and maybe if you're at home listening, if you're in the car, I urge you to now take a moment to treat yourself and potentially touch yourself.

This is the first time on the show I've ever... Mitch is shaking his head. I've ever endorsed group masturbation, but I feel we all should because in comes my VR headset. Okay. And so this was just something that you mentioned at random that you can watch porn on a VR headset? Correct.

I did not buy this with the intention of watching porn, but I did buy it and then I realised that you could watch porn. Is this another one of your random impulse buys that you don't really stick? Oh, hang on, Oscar's back. He's back. Hi, chicken. He just walked in. Have a seat. We're about to watch porn. Is this another one of your random impulse buys that you don't really stick? Oh, hang on. Oscar's back. I'm back. He's back. Hi, chicken.

He just walked in. Have a seat. We're about to watch porn. Oh, good. Just in time. This is the perfect time. You're sweating. Oh, I'm so hot.

Oh, you're drenched. I'm so hot. God. Here, sit right under the air con. You'll be right. I've got my VR headset. It's fun for games. You can play things on it, but you can also watch porn. The issue is when I first downloaded or got the VI headset,

the only porn available was heterosexual porn. I've done research. You can now get straight porn. So I'm going to put it on. I'm going to set up. Gay porn. Gay porn. Gay porn.

Porn that we're all into. So I'm going to put the headset on. It's now streaming to the TV. You should all be able to watch. Oscar, Jenna's never watched gay porn, so I reckon we're going to get her to watch it. Oh, my God. Oh, Jenna, you're going to have the best time ever. right so jenna's got the phone jenna is it

streaming to the phone okay here we go so this is what i'm saying so i'm in a living room what should i google mitchell gay gay bukkake gay vr porn gay vr, 360 virtual reality sex. 360 porn. Wow. You know what, and these are the options you can choose from. I honestly feel that this might be a bit overwhelming for me. Oh my gosh. Oh, goodness me. Well, these are all VR options. Listen to Jenna.

What about this one? Hold on, this looks nice. Oh, that looks fun. This one looks good. Mitchell, why don't we go with this one? I reckon let's get this on. Mitch, do you want to watch it first or should I? No, I think Jenna should watch it first. I think Jenna should watch it.

Put the headset on your head, Jenna. Put the goggles on, Jenna. And you just have to press the play, Jenna. Actually, I'll get it fully set. How do you press play with that? I'm jerking off. Oh, my God. Sorry.

Oh, my God. That's in my head. I'm in the ad. I'm in the ad. Jesus. Wow. Okay. The skip ad button is the size of a bus for me And I'm going to just press it with my right hand Alright, Jenna

Jesus Christ I'm handing over to you Okay, she's got the goggles on What's with these fucking Nintendo Wii nunchucks? What is this? Is that how you control it? That's how you control it Is this the new Wii Sports?

No, it's not That's some bullshit You should be able to control it Wii Sports? No, it's not. It's not. That's some bullshit. You should be able to control it with your thoughts. Well, that's what I would have thought. Yeah. My thoughts aren't that powerful, actually. There you go, Jenna. All right.

So make it full screen. Oh, my God. Full screen. God, they've been to Pilates. They look flexible, those twinks. No, no. You press play and then it's the full screen. Oh, my God.

Press play, Jenna, and enjoy the porn.'s the full screen. Oh, my God. Press play, Jenna, and enjoy the porn. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jenna, look down. Oh, Jenna's a nice hot man. That's her body. Oh, my God. Someone is currently, it's a POV.

Someone's sucking Jenna off. Oh, Jenna's putting her thumb in his mouth. Jesus Christ. Get it out, Jenna. Your cat claws. You'll slice him open. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God.

Jenna, you are putting your foot in this man's mouth while you stroke your big penis. How does it feel, Jenna, to be in the room with it all? Disturbing. Oh, my God. You are being rimmed to pieces. This is starting to feel real wrong. Jenna, take him off. It's fine.

Put it on Mitchell. Give it to Mitchell. I'm going to pick another one for Mitchell. Yeah, pick another one. Oh, give me the headset, Jenna. Mitch, I've watched gay porn before, take them off. It's fine. Put it on Mitchell. Give it to Mitchell. I'm going to pick another one for Mitchell. Yeah, pick another one. Oh, give me the headset, Jenna. Mitch, I've watched gay porn before, but I've not watched straight porn. Buy me some straight porn. Oh, yeah.

We've got to give him some straighty porn. All right, Jenna. I genuinely, Chucky, do not think you'll cope. Jenna, why are the controllers sticky? I'm not an influencer. Jesus. It's so much more HD. Yes. Yes.

Fuck. I might save this one for later. The screen mirror that we're watching on the TV is so low res and really laggy. Oh, you have no idea how clear this is. Oh, we're going to get an idea. Actually, is it going to be clear for me? I'm going to have to take my glasses off to wear this shit.

No, it's clear. You won't need glasses. Jenna. Jenna sounds like she has just been through some sort of torture. Jenna just sounded like a war hero then. You're going to see some shit.

Alright, here we go. I'm going to Google VR porn. No, I want straight porn to be clarified. Mitchell, you don't even need to write straight. Yeah, you don't need to write straight. Well, that's just wrong that straight is the default, isn't it? Here we go.

Are you right? Mitchell, I'm going to do. You're a guest. I'm doing the most viewed VR porn, which is stepson craves stepson's cock. Stepmom? Stepmom craves stepson's cock. Mitchell, Mitchell, listen to me. On the bottom, there is a slider, which you adjust for clarity if you've got glasses.

Right, goggles on. Yeah, you're right. This is blurry as fuck. How do I change it? There's a slider on the bottom to the left or the right. You slide it. Oh, that's better. Press A and press aim at play and press the A button.

Okay. Yep. Go. There you are. Like I said, none of the actors are related. Of course. Come on. I've had the best time here with you, stepmom, in a whole new way.

Look down, Mitchell, you're in the room. Tell you. My God. Mitchell, you've got great quads and a thick, meaty bowl. This is really weird. I'm looking down. Oh, my God. And I'm wearing very similar gym shorts.

This could be me. And Mitchell, I hate to say it, but that looks a bit like Jane. It does. Oh, it looks nothing like Jane. Hang on, is he talking to me? I can't hear him. Yes, be quiet. Let's, I hate to say it, but that looks a bit like Jane. It does. Oh, it looks nothing like Jane. Hang on, is he talking to me? I can't hear her. Yes, be quiet. Let's listen to the dialogue.

Go. It's been already four weeks. How do I turn it up? Turn the volume. It's on the other side to where the blurry slider is. You know the blurry slider? This side? Yeah, it's on that side.

It's up and down. You're a bad boy. I don't know. Hurry up and suck me off, lady. You know what I've learnt from this comparison Straight people have a lot more patience than gay people Mitch how do I fast forward Mitchell don't Oh my god

Mitchell why don't you look at the room Have a look at the curtains Oh they're nice blinds Oh my god Oh my god the curtains. Oh, they're nice blinds. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, that is so. Oh my God. She's literally, I'm insider.

I'm insider. Is this the first time you've ever mounted a woman? Don't talk about my stepmother like that, sir. Get these off me. Do you want my review? Yes, please. What's your review of the VR porn? It's a bit trippy, but also the quality is shocking.

So it was not, I didn't feel immersed. It's not like I actually felt like I was in that world. It's very trippy, but it was like when you wear those 3D glasses at the movies. Yeah. It just wasn't quite right. You know, the weird thing is that you can have devices that connect to your VR headset

that like can, like you can put on your penis. What? What? Oh, I have heard of these, actually. What? They are wild. They're nuts. They are wild.

It's like a masturbating machine that can connect to the same video, so it can thrust into you at the same pace as the video. It's meant to be 4D, more immersive so like while you're watching and your step-mum's having a ride yeah it's like it's like gonna like grip and yes and like on like stroke you up and down itself like as if she is genuine you don't have to touch yourself she's doing it oh my god yeah but she's your step-mum yeah it's like a mechanical flashlight it sounds like a lot of admin just root your step-mum it's easier than this v technology shit. And I've always said that. And it's cheaper. It's cheaper. What a great takeaway. Root your step mum everyone. Don't buy a $500 VR headset.

Fuck your step mum. Oh my god. Is it bad that I kind of want to go? I've never done VR. Yeah, have a go. Cheery, pick a porn pluth. Oh yeah, thanks. Do you need your nunchucks? No, I can use me hands. I bet you can. Now Oscar, do you want queer or do you No, I can use my hands. I'll bet you can. Now, Oscar, do you want queer or do you want straight? Oh, no, give me gay porn.

I don't want to fuck about with my stepmom. All right, I found a perfect one for you, Oscar. All right. The title of this one is Virtual Real Gay, A Magical Place 1. Oh, my God. Okay. All right, so hold on. Press play.

Oh, hello. Do the Oscars and I don't. Look around. You're in the world. Did he just say my name? I thought I heard that too. Oh, my God. Oh, my.

I mean, gorgeous tiling. Like, I must say. Why is he reading a magazine? Get to the fucking. He's reading an interview with John Travolta on the top. I'm going to. So describe what you're seeing, Oscar. So you're in what looks to be a sauna in the outdoors.

We are in a sauna, which looks like it's in a cabin. Weren't you in a gay sauna literally less than 24 hours ago? Probably. He has nipple rings. Yeah. And they're quite lovely. Now, he's stroked himself a couple of times, but he's not really... Oh, I can't take it back.

All right. He's now revealing his penis. He's a tattered man. He's got two nipple piercings. And he's now revealing his penis he's a tattered man he's got two nipple piercings and he's put down his magazine because you've got his attention that's right no he's still reading the magazine well no he's on his laptop rodrigo i'm here can you stop looking at the computer please your emails can wait i want to suck you know how you can report videos on tiktok is it possible to report? Like, this is going to be the episode that gets fucking reported. Oh, oh.

Here's two. Oh, my goodness. Okay. I've had enough. I'm just going to get rid of this, please. Oscar, no. How do I get out? No.

You just take the goggles off. Oh, God. Take them off, Oscar. Take the goggles off. That's all you need to do. Wow. Well, everyone, Merry Christmas to you and yours. That was the best Christmas gift I've ever had, actually.

Do you want a turn, Mitchell? Oh, he's had many fucking turns. I've never masturbated with them on. Well, you've got the nunchucks in your hands. It's a bit fiddly. I was going to say, here's your own roving report. Come back to us and let us know how it felt. I will.

I might go the full hog and give it a go. Maybe, yeah, I'm all right. Maybe getting a blowjob while and give it a go. Maybe, yeah, I'm all right. Maybe getting a blowjob while watching porn could be fun. Oh, well, I'm free next week if you are. Yeah, no worries. If you're getting one, you're getting one. You don't need to watch porn. Well, you know how they've said, like, you know,

I'll give them the paper bag. Well, this is the new paper bag. Give them the paper bag. You put it on. A step-mum. Give them a step-mum. You put it on and watch your step-mum while some ugly cunt's all over you. I'm actually on board.

Can I just say, imagine them filming that. How do they film that? I know. There'd be like a multiple jerry-wigged camera. You know when you go to the fucking award shows and there's that 360 cam? Yeah. How would they film that porn? That was actually done at an award show.

Was it? Well, there you go. We've all been bonded and we're now closer as a team. I agree. Actually, as newly appointed fourth wheel, that was the best ice-breaking I've ever done. Yeah, no fun facts about yourself.

Just pop this on and watch your stepmum. I want to hear more about the gay saunas, but we can save that for another time. Yeah, save it for another time. Alright, shall we go, Mitchell? Jenna? I think that's probably for the best. Thank you for listening For another time, yeah. All right. Shall we go, Mitchell? Jenna? I think that's probably for the best. Oh, you're good.

Thank you for listening, everyone. You can leave a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or comment on the show. Watch our question this week, Bea. Have you ever watched VR porn? No, that's nice. We'll get in trouble. Would you root your stepmother? That's way more broad.

Sorry, step-parent. How broad is that? Sorry, well done. Step-person. You're right. That's a good one. Yep, step-parent. How broad is that? Sorry, well done. Step-person. You're right. That's a good one. Or guardian. Yes, slash guardian.

Yeah. Have you ever fucked your step-guardian? Oh, fuck me. All right, everyone. On that note, we need to go. Yeah, all right. We'll catch you soon. The season finale is next week.

Two more episodes for you, Monday and Wednesday next week. We love you to pieces. We'll see you then, everyone. Catch, alright. We'll catch you soon. The season finale is next week. Two more episodes for you, Monday and Wednesday next week. We love you to pieces. We'll see you then, everyone. Catch you then. Bye-bye. Bye, darling. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to A to Debrief.

This is our secret segment on the end. So, Sauna's Oscar. Now, Oscar, can you actually talk to me about that? Do you frequent a sauna? Not overly, but there are a couple on Oxford Street that I've been to. But you know what he does? It's because the bus to the beaches sometimes doesn't go overnight, so he'll just kill time there if he saves out too late.

He just, like, sits in the spa till six and goes, oh, mate. Yeah, like 95% of the time I'm literally there just in the spa. I go for a nap. Like, I mean, it's way cheaper than a hotel room. How much do you pay like i think the max i've ever paid is 30 and will you pay for entry just to get in and you and you can be there that's a bonus the entry but yeah right is there is there is there a bed multiple wow like it's all private rooms like it it's all private rooms and then obviously

because like there's sex on premises venues. So there's no rules. Like the only rule they have is don't have sex in the spa because obviously. Oh, imagine it. It's sick to your leg hair. It'll stick to your leg hair, contaminate all that. You'll get ill. But like if you go into one of the sauna saunas, there's a high chance that something will be going on in there.

When you say sauna sauna, is sauna the name of the venue and there is also a hot steamy sauna? Both. So, like, colloquially, they're called saunas. I think the correct name for them is a bathhouse. Bathhouse, yeah. So sauna is just another way of saying, like, the bathhouse, but they have actual steamy saunas in there. Like, there's a proper, in some of them,

there's a proper wooden sauna and then there's a steam room that is really intense. And they recommend do not have sex in the steam room you could fucking die right well yeah i've really yeah yeah i've been well because if you're the whole point of the steam room is to sit there relax and you're not supposed to really do any like exercise or movement try telling the gays that so like your heart rate skyrockets your body temperature goes through the roof it's like if roof. Have you ever left a sauna? You're exhausted. Honestly, Sean hasn't got air con.

It feels like a fucking steam room after we get a bit heated. Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, especially. Well, I have to take my pants off most of the time I'm there. Yes, you have to. I understand that. It's just polite, isn't it? So you can't fucking.

G, Mitch, you've got a lot of questions, don't you? Are you curious? I might be. I'll take you next weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Saturday nights are the busy nights. You've got to go at a certain time. What's the clientele?

What age group? What sort of tribe? Depends where you go. Like there's some places that are frequented more by the muscular jockey types that really only want to go for carbon copies of themselves. There's other venues that are a little bit more inclusive. There's other places that are frequented by twinks i'll let you know which one that is like it depends like anyone like they advertise and they make it out that

anyone can go but like you go in and it's very evident that it's not the case it's not the case do you see people you know they're you're like all the time all the time i've seen some pretty pretty big people in there oh yeah I just meant like mates of yours. Are you talking celebs? That too. Yeah, no, I've seen a couple of celebs. Sam Smith for sure. And that's what, no, no, no.

No, I've seen. You're like my ex, Sam. My ex. That's right. Sam Smith. It's also his name. No, I've seen a couple of celebs in there. I always see people I know and then I just end up sitting.

I shit stir in there mostly though. Keep talking. I've just got to get more water. Yeah, no, you're right sitting I shit stir in there mostly though like talking I've just got to get more water yeah no you're right um I shit stir in there mostly like I sit in the spa I make friends I remember one time I was there this might be a bit graphic but one time I was there and um I was with uh two friends of mine and we were all just yapping and all of a sudden it gets very busy in the spa and because they are my two friends are absolutely gorgeous and so they get swept off by these big hunky men and I'm just sitting there with the losers like the ones that no one's really looking at and which is fine again I don't go to these venues to look for some cock it's really

not that hard to get cock in Sydney that's right but I'm just sitting there and then all of a sudden I felt a hand on my leg and I was not into it. And in hindsight, I could have very easily and politely just gone, sorry, not interested. But I panicked and blurted out, what's everyone's star signs? So there was all this hot and heavy action in the corner of the spa going, and they all just kind of looked at me and my friend, bless his cotton socks. I love him so dearly. He just like literally stopped what he was doing and goes, He wears his cotton socks. I love him so dearly.

He just like literally stopped what he was doing and goes, I'm a Gemini. And then that prompted everyone to stop all the mass blowjob and they all just answered my question. It turned into a 30-minute like literally sit down. I felt like Oprah Winfrey. Of course you were. Like sitting there and we're all talking and discussing and then everyone was like, oh, that was nice.

So then they all left and went and did their thing in the private rooms and I moved to the other side of the spa and went. It takes a lot to stop some head, especially in a gay sauna. Well, hello. Yeah. But Rachel, have you ever been to a sauna? No. No.

As in like the gay ones or just generally? The gay ones. No. Would you? I've got a boyfriend, so probably not. No, no. Although I might just go there for the spa and then everyone's obviously going to be forming a queue. And I'm just there like, no, no, just here for the spa.

Well, you'd be surprised how many couples go into these venues. Like there are so many couples. Oh, no, I probably wouldn't be surprised. That doesn't surprise me one bit. And you can have sex? Yeah. Wow. On the beds?

Yeah. And you can have sex? No, I mean people people are just fuck. It's like you're going to a car wash and being like, hi, can I wash a car for you? Got a Macca's. Do you guys, have you heard of nuggets? No, but I just more mean you can go and have sex.

You have to like pay extra. Like you have to get a room higher. No. I mean, you can. There are some venues that have higher rooms that you can do whatever you want in them. And they're private or some of them have um higher rooms that you can do whatever you want in them and uh they're private or they're some of them have viewing glasses um there's one particular venue i'm not gonna i'm not gonna name it because i don't really want to run into any of the idiots there

yes i just i just know they're all gonna go um now that they're tickets once they know i'm there they won't be able to receive well that, that's right, isn't it? There's one particular venue that has private rooms and every single room has a little, like, you know how in Grey's Anatomy they have those observational things? Yeah. Similar to that, but like a small, like, strip of window. Viewing platform.

Yeah. Oh. So maybe you should just dip your toes in the water and just go for a view mitch i might go for a little watch it's like an inspection totally when i got my fucking animal mri i had a whole fucking bunch of animals veterinary students watching there you go yeah so it's very much like that but then there's other venues that are very private very discreet um you know a lot of i it's interesting though because i'm talking it's all based around sex i've met some of the most interesting people in these venues that have, that come from

all walks of life. And, and you, I mean, you guys know me, I'm very much the kind of person that loves a yarn and I love getting to know people. Hadn't noticed. I'm very subtle. You? Me? Oh no. So like I've met, I've like, I literally met someone and had like a two hour conversation with them in the spa just about like literally everything. Wow. And and then I looked at the time went now at 7 a.m. I better go. Thanks for that. Get me bus. I've got to get me. Yeah, I've got to get me bus. But no, I mean, like, but you've got to be very open minded when you go into these things like it's like it's quite confronting. Like I've told a couple of people that have asked me about it. I'm like,

if you're going to do it, like be open, like be open physically as well as like, you know, be prepared for what you walk into because like, it's not, it's not like it's just a general spa with some private rooms. Like it's fucking all over the place.

Wow. Literally. Is there security? Like what, what, where, where are the lines on consent? Like,

so they're, the staff are all trained in first, like any, like, any venue I've gone to, there's been a couple, they're all trained in, like, first aid. Like, if they need to step in, they will. Like, I remember one time I went in and some guy followed me from the street and was getting all handsy with me and they, like, not that I couldn't handle it, I was fine, but they, as soon as they let me. And they, like, not that I couldn't handle it. I was fine.

But they, as soon as they let me in, they didn't let him in. And they sat me down and they were like, are you okay? Like, that guy was practically following blah, blah. And I was like, no, I'm fine. Just don't let him in. So they were all over it. They're very on top of everyone's safety in there. Like, I've heard of, I've never seen it, but I've heard a lot of stories of people get like things have happened and they've been all over it.

Wow. But there's no like, it's not like a club. There's no outward, like outward security. So cool. I mean, you sound like you've been sold on the idea. I am sold. I'd go. Shall we go now?

My dad's going to say, are you busy? There's a straight version. My dad goes to the straight version. He always goes to the sauna and with his dad. He and his dad go once a month. Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Not the fuck house sauna, right? Not the fuck house kind, right?

No, not the fuck house. Well, apparently not. He just goes to a sauna. It's called a boys club, men's club. Sorry, a gentleman's club. I was going to say, aren't they all? It's on George Street or Pitt Street? Boys will be boys.

I think it's Pitt Street. Oh, yes. I know the one you're talking about. It's like an actual gentleman's club. No, it isn't. No, yeah. I know the one you're talking about. It's like an actual gentleman's club. No, yeah. I know the one you're talking about. Yeah, it's for the straight men. And they just all talk about chess and poker.

Chess? Pussies? How much is there to discuss? Ah, moving pawns and kings and queens. Oh, pawn. Yeah. Moving pawn. Just like those goggles.

I get it. That was revolting. And I'm sorry that I brought that to the show today. No, I loved it. No, thank you for apologising. Yeah, I feel like I needed to. I don't know why you're apologising. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a lot. That was so funny. I don't that I brought that to the show today. No, I love it. No, thank you for apologising. Yeah, I feel like I needed to. I don't know why you're apologising. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

It was a lot. That was so funny. I don't think I could get erect. There's so much happening. No, it was overwhelming. Yeah. It was too overstimulating. Yeah, I agree.

But also because we're all friends. Imagine getting erect in front of your friends. I couldn't possibly. I get erect around you all the time. I do have that effect. You should see Sean. My goodness. Poor bastard. Why do you think he won't return my calls? We all went to Sean's birthday last week. That was cute. to rectum and you all the time oh i do have that effect you should say sean my goodness poor bastard

why do you think he won't return my calls we all went to sean's birthday last week that was cute yeah that was fun i was very late it didn't go unnoticed that you left without saying goodbye to sean by the way oh my god it hit me in the car i felt so bad he noticed was he beside himself um there's a strike against your name yes i bought him, I bought him two drinks. Tell him to grow up. Whereas Jenna, Jenna surprisingly stayed later than I would have expected. Yes, that's true. She A, turned up and B, was there for ages after you left. I was. Wow, Jenna.

Yes. Oh, okay. Is someone's phone ringing? Oh, that's mine. Who is it? Put him on. I'm so sorry. Who is it?

Oh, it's Sean. Oh. Sean calling you on Viber. It's my beloved. What does he want? I'll call him back. Hello. How are you?

Hi. You're on the podcast. What do you want? Hi, Sean. They're saying hi. I just saw you downstairs. I was just seeing what was happening. Yeah, we're up here.

Up you get. Come on. We're about to wrap up, Sean. Yeah, we'll kill time. Make it snappy because we'll chat to you. Don't walk past Peter's grave. No time to mourn, Sean. Oh, Sean.

No time to mourn, Sean. No, none at all. We were just watching porn, Sean. Yeah. Oh, you just missed Oscar. He was on the lawn, Sean. Sean, don't be in the forest too long. You'll see a fawn, Sean.

Sean, of course you will. Yeah, yeah. With all due respect, that story about your day was really nice, but it made me fucking yawn, Sean. That's me. Oh, there he is. I'll get him. I'll get him.

He was torn, Sean. I'll get him. Oh, for fuck's sake. Hurry up. No, the poor thing has just finished work. Would you guys have sex on a Friday night after work? I answered that way too quickly. It's not out of the realm, but it's like not our usual go-to slot.

You're a Saturday morning. Yeah. I will admit morning sex is kind of nice. I prefer morning sex. Yeah, me too. Yeah, because you're tops. Of course you do. That's true. I do forget how much power we have. Now I'm so glad you're here.

Now I want you here every episode. Oh, speaking of top. Oh my god. Hi. Speaking of top. Hi Sean. Hello. Hi baby. Come sit here next to me. Yeah, okay. No, Sean, here, come have a microphone. No, I'll just share mine. Oh, alright. Oh, Sean, here, come, have a microphone. No, I'll just share mine.

Oh, all right. Oh, Sean, I have to say, I'm so sorry for abandoning your birthday party and not saying goodbye. Mitch told me how much sleep you've lost over it. Oh, the tears as well. Yeah. Did you tell him that? Yeah.

Lots of crying. I'm so sorry. No. It wasn't sadness. It was more rage. Oh, okay. It wasn't. I was more rage Oh Okay It wasn't I apologise

I apologise You're so polite I'm trying to get him Riled up over here And you're like No Okay no It did ruin my birthday

And I won't be forgiving you Well let's be honest Your birthday was Seven weeks before the event So it didn't ruin Your actual birthday So I don't feel bad Now jokes aside

Thanks for being there That was lovely Had a great time Yeah no you're alright And you eventually Rock, that's fine. I had a great time. Oh, yeah, no, you're right. And you eventually rocked up. Okay, yeah, sorry I had a prior commitment of a gig and having to sing for fucking bus people. No, it's a product.

Bus people. Yeah, I had to do the Christmas party for the bus depot, and that was wild. Wow. By the time Oscar rocked up, it was like 1.30 a.m. Oh, no. And Sean and I were like, oh, God, we have to wait for Oscar because he's on his way. But we are so fucking tired.

No, it was earlier than that. I got there around about midnight. Yeah. Yeah, no, you were there for a while. Yeah. I don't know what time we left, to be honest. Well, you guys left before me. And then I looked at the time and went, fuck, the bus is going for another two hours.

So you can imagine where I went after that. The sauna, of course, no doubt. When? No. You just missed it. We were watching porn, Sean. Yeah. Oh, were you?

We actually were. We were watching VR porn. Yeah, VR porn. Do you want to have a little spot? You would have loved it. You would have been so drawn, Sean. Actually, do we have time? Can we put the headset on, Sean?

We really, really don't, but we can do it in real life. We'll do it after. Sorry, sorry. No, clarify. Does that mean you're going to have anal sex or you're going to watch VR porn? When you say we'll do it in real life, are'll do it. Sorry, sorry. No, clarify. Does that mean you're going to have anal sex or you're going to watch VR? When you say we'll do it in real life, are you fucking or are we going to do it

when the show ends? Why do I have to choose one or the other? Oh, true. All right, well, I'm sleeping over. I'll film it and let you know. Wait, now that I'm single, have you guys ever thought about inviting me into the bedroom?

No. Sean, pass the mic. Why don't you think about it right now and tell me what you think about it. As I'm sitting here cross-legged, I've had my Benafiber today, so I'll be fine. I'll tell you what, I'm cross-legged as well and, you know, we all have our reasons.

Correct. But there's no need because if they do bring a third person, it's always me. Yeah. True. I've never been an option. I've been out of reach now, but now I'm available. Out of reach.

Well, you can be the fourth wheel in this instance. Yeah, I could be the fourth wheel. Yeah. I could kind of just, you know, watch. No, but I could like add a little like a spank or something. Like it doesn't have to touch. I could just like hit or kiss or spank. Yeah, I was going to say, if I'm inviting two tops in the room

and I'm going to be put on the fucking spit, I should have a say in this. Imagine three tops in the room with you, Mitchell. Oh, God. Have you got that VR? All right, let's go. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% hornier today. That's all.

So we do. So we do. Go on, Sean. So we do. Sean, you look great. Yeah, you do. You have like a tan. I was going to say it's all the fake tan.

I'm actually wretched underneath it. I do not look good. I'm pale. I'm turned on either way, Bob. All right, we should go. See you guys. See you very soon for our final episodes

of the year next week. One week to go, idiots. Bye, Bob. Love you. Bye, darling. Bye. See ya. Is it just me?

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