Is It Just Me? - #187: Six Clicks Away

Episode Date: February 25, 2024

In this episode: Coombs’ review of the Eras Tour in Melbourne (10:01) Are we only ever 6 clicks away from 9/11 content? (23:06) Getting car sick (28:06) Jenna exposes Coombs’ Uber chunder (31:12) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (35:43)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. You've really pissed me off. I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me. Now here's Mitch Turi and Mitchell Coons. Hello you! Hello you! How are you? Now, here's Mitch Turi and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you.

Hello, you. How are you? Not too bad. I'm in a bit of a moral conundrum, actually. I might get your two cents on this. I've never been good at helping with these situations, by the way. This is going to be right up your alley, I feel. Yeah.

I'm literally just looking at my emails now. Five minutes ago, I got an email from Central Baggage Services at the airport. Oh, yeah. Because you know how I went to Taylor Swift's Melbourne show? Oh, you did? Yeah, I forget, yeah. Yeah, I got home and I could not find my AirPods anywhere. And so my first thought was, oh, fuck, I left them on the plane, didn't I?

Yeah. On the flight back to Sydney. And so I contacted them and I said, hi, this was my flight number, this was my seat number. And they've just emailed me and said we've found them oh just now yes but the thing is i actually found them at home oh yeah oh sean came through with this thing called common sense and said check the find my app i did and they were literally in the home oh you see you found yeah i found them behind the couch yeah i'm certain i looked there by the way

i'm not that much of an idiot so So now Central Baggage Group thinks that they just have someone's AirPods. They've emailed me and said, we found them. You just have to call and identify them. And I'm like, they're fucking white in a white case. I've not personalised them in any way, shape or form. There's two of them and they're in a clamshell design and mine are white. See, now the moral conundrum is, do I get a free pair of AirPods out of this? No, Karma, in the words of Taylor, Karma is my boyfriend.

Karma is on the Chiefs. Karma is that guy. Don't do it. Karma is the cat. Pricekeeper Jen is here. Sorry. I don't think you should do it. Bad Karma.

Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't do that. Also, you're quite well off. But actually, when I spoke to them on the phone yesterday, they said, we've got a pair of AirPods at Melbourne Airport. And I said to them, oh, I'm pretty sure I wore them on the flight. So I know for a fact I didn't leave them in Melbourne. They came with me on the flight and they said, oh, but you never know.

It's like they wanted these AirPods to be mine. They were like, no, you never know. They could have been left on the flight. And then the flight went back to Melbourne and then somehow they got picked up and left at the airport. We reckon they could be yours. I'm like, okay. You found them in their house?

Were you embarrassed? Did you feel like an absolute idiot? You would have written this fiercely worded email. No, no, no. I called them and I wasn't pissy about it. I was actually just like, is there any chance? Like, I know this is a long shot. And now they've come through and said, yeah, we've got them.

They're yours. I'm like, I don't think so. So they've asked you to identify. That's stupid. You can identify a baby, for God's sake. Birthmark on the hip. That's my child, Isabella, I left her on the Rex flight. But AirPods, no.

If it was my phone, I can say, is it just me? Pop sock and a blue case or even a laptop. I've got stickers on it. But who the fuck personalises AirPods? Totally. I've got plenty more to say about that Taylor Swift show, by the way, which is going to be part of my Is It Just Me today. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, actually, I'm about that Taylor Swift show, by the way, which is going to be part of my Is It Just Me today. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, actually, I'm going to Taylor Swift this weekend. By the time this airs, you would have heard I would have been. But I actually have something to give you both. Right. Yeah. I've actually done something. What?

Okay. I've already got my hopes up. No, don't keep your hopes up. Relax. Are you going again, Mitchell? I wish. I'm going. I've made you both friendship bracelets.

Oh, cute. I'm going. I've made you both friendship bracelets. Oh, cute. Jenna's go. So, Jenna, I made you this one with rainbow for pride because you work with two gay men. Yes. Oh, cute. And then Mitchell has a high level of class and you're a star in my eyes. So, I've made you a classy gold one with stars on it.

Oh, thank you. That's cute. Is there any... No, there's no words on it. I didn't know your favourite Taylor song. And also, these are quicker to make. The individual words, it's too hard. This one's very chic. Isn't it?

Yeah. I really like this. If I'd known, I would have worn my bracelets, because you're meant to swap them, apparently. You trade them, yeah. So you can trade that around with, I don't know, some real housewife of Sydney, because that's got gold beads on it. I had two that Clay made for me. He put Idjim and When Did I Ask?

That would have been perfect, because I could have traded that with you. That's so sweet. Yeah, I know. I've made he perfect. I could have traded that with you. That's so sweet. Yeah, I know. I've made heaps. My mum, it's like an iPhone factory in my house. She's got a headlight on. She went to Kathmandu and she's sitting there in the middle of the night making beads for women in the nursing home.

That's so cute. That's so cute. I've got one on, a little pink one. Oh, that's pretty. Yeah, I'm going tomorrow night. I'm very excited. We can talk about that coming up, I guess. Do you remember my old place where I used to live in Ashfield?

Yes. So, between the city and Ashfield in like Leichhardt, there was this random shop on Parramatta Road with just this aggressive sign. All it said was, BEADS! I've seen that! Red and white. The bead shop. And for years I was like, how the fuck are they still in business? That must be a front for

something. But oh my god, now that friendship bracelets are a thing, that place would be cleaning up. 100%. Now's the time to be in the bead business, I would suggest. There's beads everywhere. I went into Officeworks, they were selling beads. I went, that makes sense. Then I went to Chemist's Warehouse, beads. I thought, I love Chemist's Warehouse, it doesn't really make sense.

Then I went into Mitre 10 because I had to get new windscreen wipers and they had fucking beads. No. Mitre 10. Car oil, beads. So can I tell you why I said that I got my hopes up? Why? Because this is how the conversation flowed. You were like, I'm going to Taylor Swift this weekend.

And do you know what? I have a surprise for you both. And bearing in mind, you've been giving away free tickets on your radio show. That's where I thought it was headed. Sorry. Oh, no. So I was like, I'm not getting my hopes up. I'm not getting my hopes up. I'm not getting my hopes up.

Oh Mitch. Do you know how many people have DM'd me asking if Cheery can get them free Taylor Swift tickets? I was like, he's not even going to throw me a bone. I'm not going to get them for you. Guys, I don't even have tickets. Like I've just got like from a friend who works at the label, like an entry pass. I don't even have actual tickets. It's that insane.

There's so many emails, Amanda Keller asking for tickets and she can't even get it. Pricekeeper Jenna is here. Welcome, Jenna. Hello. What night are you going? We established that, didn't we? I know, but you didn't get an official eye contact look.

Yes. I'm going on Monday night. There's something very funny about that. Why? Well, why Monday? Because that's what I was given. Given? Yeah.

What do you mean given? By who? Because at the end of last year My team surprised me with Taylor Swift Oh that's nice Oh they did a give back So neither of you actually tried to get tickets Yes I did No the day that the tickets

Oh that's right you did No the days the ticket opened Was like two days after my horrific breakup Remember and you had to come to my old house As I was packing Yeah To get tickets And we went and got lunch together

I walked in and I had my hotspot connected to my laptop. I was like, don't touch it. Don't even breathe near it. Don't refresh it. Sorry, I'm not judging. But I'm going to tell you a Friday or Saturday or Sunday is kind of like the discussion. I've not heard anyone say Monday. I didn't even know there was a Monday show.

Yeah, it's the last one. So that means it's the best one. Is she only doing Sydney, Melbourne? Yeah. That shocks me. So there's a lot of people flying from here, there and everywhere in Australia, even overseas. Wow, that's so insane. When I was flying back from Melbourne, there was an announcement that went over that said

anyone that's using this flight to Sydney as a connecting flight to Perth, just so you know, the connection won't be happening. We're all going to be shouting your accommodation in Sydney. These poor people in Perth just trying to get back to work. Oh, God. How stressful. I know. Pandemonium.

See, we all need to fly private. Let's invest in an IJM jet. We've got enough money in the kiddio to get one flight on a Cessna. Who knows? We might be able to rent one for the weekend or something. Maybe. Should we show from a private jet? Yeah.

Yeah, up in the clouds, literally. Apparently, it's actually more trouble than it's worth owning a private jet. I've heard that, yeah. The upkeep is just so ridiculous. Very expensive. Too much admin. And so anyone thinking of buying a private jet, this is so relatable. Don't do it.

Don't bother. Just rent one. You know what? On the fly, I'm going to check Marketplace on Facebook. I just want to check if they exist on Marketplace. I'm just going to go, how much to rent a private jet? Could we afford it? A lot of jet skis.

No, there's no planes. I'll search plane. Surely there's planes available. Oh, hang on. Skis? No, there's no planes. I'll search plane. Surely there's planes available. Oh, hang on. It says here the cost to rent a private jet varies from $2,000 to $14,000 per hour. Per hour? So if you're flying to Melbourne, that's fucking... $14,000.

Yeah. Okay, we can get a 2004 Allegro 2000 for $65,000. It's a plane that seats three. So we could do the show every week from an Idjim plane. $65,000. That's a tax write-off we could do it yeah oh my god all right but updates on the idjim plane coming everyone yeah um yeah of course yeah jenna has to wear one of those full head scarves like she's on emirates

i'm the captain and mitch is that one gay flight attendant that has a great ass in those pants yeah yeah because i pressed the buttons when we landed in Melbourne, it was, for those of you that are visiting, welcome to Melbourne. For those returning, welcome home. And for all you Swifties, hope you have an amazing weekend. And I was like, you know what? I enjoyed that because they didn't make any stupid lyrics about, no bad blood here. Totally.

Shake it off, girls. Like, fuck off. I got so sick of hearing all that. Every weather report for the last two weeks. I know. It's a cruel girls. Like, fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got so sick of hearing all that. Every weather report for the last two weeks. I know. It's a cruel summer. Oh, my God. There is good, like, material there, though.

Like, if you still have crumbs on you from your in-flight food, shake it off. That's good. That's good. Anyway, should we get into our Is It Just Me? Yeah, well, we really should say, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We haven't even done the intro. Every show, we start with Ijum, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. The Is It Just Me? Yeah, we really should say if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We haven't even done the intro. Every show we start with Ijum, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

The Is It Just Me's. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's. You can go. Yours is Swifty related, right? Sure. We'll get all the Swifty stuff out of the way. But what's yours about?

What is mine about? Oh, mine is, I don't know. Hold on. We've just been talking about planes. I'm hooked. You know my brain only works in one. Oh! Mine will involve the internet.

And funnily enough, in a really somber way, this will make sense when we talk about it, aeroplanes. Really the most famous couple of aeroplanes. Okay, I have no idea what that could be, but let's just plough through. I wouldn't have said plough through. Oh, why? Oh, God, is it 9-11 related?

Well, no. Yeah, I mean, yes. Spoiler alert. Yes, but in like a, yes. I know more about 9-11 than I want to know about. Sure. And there's a reason why. Okay.

And that's why. That's what we'll talk about coming up. All right. Well, I'll get into my ether, Disney. Let's go. Is it just me or? A concert's actually a bit much. Yeah, I'm completely with you.

I've said this on the show. I hate live music. And I remember you talking about how concerts aren't for you. And I was there like, loser. Yeah. Because I never thought I'd be this person. I don't know what's happened. I've not been to a concert for a very long time.

I don't reckon I've been to one since before COVID. What was your last one? I don't know what's happened. I've not been to a concert for a very long time. I don't reckon I've been to one since before COVID. What was your last one? I don't know. It might have been Elton John or Lily Allen. Do you remember that year? Oh, yeah. Between 2018, a little bit into 2019, it was like my concert era. I do remember.

I went to like nine or ten or something ridiculous. Even things that I didn't desperately want to go to, like Elton John and Shania Twain, which ended up being phenomenal. Even things I didn't necessarily want to go to, like Elton John and Shania Twain, which ended up being phenomenal. Even things I didn't necessarily want to go to that badly, I just went because it was a concert and I was so into concerts at the time. I loved it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All my girlies came to town.

Katy Perry, Kesha, Lily Allen, Kylie Minogue. They are your girls. Yeah, yeah, your friends. Gaga didn't come to town, so I had to go to her in Vegas. Fair. I remember you flew to Vegas. Yeah, I was into concerts big time. Yeah, I remember.

But then I don't reckon I've been to a proper one in quite a while. And so when I went to Taylor Swift in Melbourne, it was a bit much. Yep. It was a bit overwhelming. I don't know what's changed because I went to the bathroom a few times when I didn't even need to go just because I was like, fuck, I need a bit of time out. Yeah, it's a lot. It is full on. I've never liked concerts for that reason because it's loud, it's annoying.

If I have a favourite artist, I will sit there with my headphones on and just listen to it and enjoy it or go for a walk and enjoy the music. There's nothing enjoyable about live music. It's overstimulating. I wouldn't say there's nothing enjoyable, but it was surprising to me that I struggled at all because I never have. It was obviously 90% phenomenal, amazing, unforgettable, and I've got mad FOMO that I'm not going again in Sydney. Yeah.

But I won't be greedy. It's fine. I've been once. Some people aren't coming at all, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. I'm not jealous at all. Wait, Jenna, do you like live music?

I do, but, like, in moderation. You strike me as a Horton Pavilion kind of girl. No, I hate Horton Pavilion. Really? Sorry, I meant Enmoreavilion kind of girl. No, I hate Horton Pavilion. Oh, really? Sorry, I meant Enmore Theatre. Enmore, no, I hate Enmore Theatre. I love the Enmore. Nah.

See, you're right. If it's an intimate theatre, I can get around it. Like the Enmore is what? $1,500, if that? $1,100? And it's the perfect amount. The state theatre, the perfect amount. I love state theatre.

Stadium tours. You can't park. The food is only a chip on a stick or a hot dog. And it's like $30. $30. You've got park. The food is only a chip on a stick or a hot dog. And it's like $30. $30. You've got to get public transport. It's awful. I'll tell you what, though.

Oddly enough, most people at the Ears tour, I don't know what was going on. There was no line for food, no line for the bar during the show. A Swifty's non-drinkers or something, because I had no issues. I was offering to my friends, does anyone need a top up? Because I need another break. Because I was just a bit, it was also a bit claustrophobic. Well, it's because they're children, one, right? Like the majority of people there are children and they all have the energy of Mormons.

I mean, they're not. They all have that, you know, real sort of religious energy about them. And they don't want to miss the song because Taylor drops like a new song, a car brand, a new album, a new boyfriend, every album, every live show. So they miss it and they've missed the big moment. I managed to not miss any of the big moments, but there were a couple of times that I just needed to duck out because I thought, oh, this is a lot.

At one point I went to the bathroom. There were two doors for the men's bathroom. Me being a fuckwitter, I accidentally walked in the exit, not realising. Yeah, I hate those doors. I didn't realise there was entrance and exit. I walk in and I see this massive queue of women. My first thought is, oh, shit, am I in the wrong bathroom?

Yeah. But then the girl at the front of the line goes, you can go first, you're actually a man. Oh. And I didn't realise the line for the ladies' room must have been so horrendous that they've all just decided, fuck gender tonight, we're just going to any bathroom we can. So I said to her, no, you stay put, sweetie.

Fair is fair. I'll jump at the back of the line. That's all good. I love that. I would have walked straight in. I would have been, thanks. I totally would have. No, because I'd be quick.

I'd whip it out and go. I don't use the trough, though, ever. Oh, I do. Yeah, I love to stay out. They weren't queuing for that. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, just trough.

Yes, of course they're not going to be sitting on a trough. They're Taylor Swift fans. They'll lay toilet paper down on the toilet seat. Yes. But no, it was... What was your secret song? Did she sing something? Getaway car?

Oh, the acoustic set. What's that? She does a surprise song, acoustic, just on the guitar or piano, whatever, every show. Of course. This one was a mash-up between Getaway Car, August, and some other song I hadn't actually heard of. I know I sound like a fake fan. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm a fucking fake fan.

I'm not a fan. Yeah, we know. I like her music. I don't think you do. I do. No, I do. And I love B-sides. I love Getaway Car.

I love Delicate. That's a good one. I reckon it was only a week or two ago when you were talking about your newfound love for Miley Cyrus. Yeah. And you actually said, but don't you think like Taylor Swift? Yes. So annoying.

Did I say that? Yes. I've got to be very careful. And it's not the first time. Why do we have to compare artists? I'm not comparing. I just, she just doesn't cut it. Oh God.

No. It's fine. I won't let you go down that hole. My career is to potentially talk to her one day. So I really need to just shut it. Yeah. Just keep it to yourself. Also, she's incredible.

I don't think she's a brilliant artist. I just don't listen to her music day, so I really need to just shut up. Yeah, just keep it to yourself. Also, she's incredible. I think she's a brilliant artist. I just don't listen to her music. That's what I mean. So my review of the show, I don't feel like I should waste everyone's time pointing out the obvious. Yes, she's brilliant. Yes, it was amazing. My only criticisms were that it was a bit much.

That's a me problem. That's fine. Me hee hee. She didn't do that song, which is weird. It was the lead single. That's my favourite song. I know. Ridic a surprise song i hope i get that yeah what has she done so far on this australian tour do we know i'm not sure but ashlyn our mate is like manifesting that she does false god she's got false god written on a piece of paper with candles

around it that's how hard she's manifesting yeah Yeah. That's where I draw the line. My only other criticism was that, I don't know, maybe it's because I was so far away so I wasn't quite connected to it, but it just felt a little bit like autopilot vibes. From Taylor? Yeah, like very, very rehearsed. You know, which not to knock her because it is very rehearsed and what she has rehearsed is obviously fucking impressive. But, yeah, there was something about it that felt a bit...

She didn't go rogue at all. Yeah. She doesn't talk heaps. She doesn't do a lot of interaction. That's not her thing. That's fine. But yeah. Interesting.

If that's all that I have that's bad to say about it, then it was pretty fucking good. How was Sabrina Carpenter? I love Sabrina's music. I listen to Sabrina a lot. I didn't see her at all. Oh, what time did you get there? I got there after Sabrina had performed before Taylor came on, which honestly, bit of a hack.

I was thinking to myself, where is everyone? The crowds, there was nothing. It was no trouble getting in whatsoever, but that's because probably 99% of people were already seated. So we just waltzed in right at the end. What time? Bit after 7, maybe quarter past 7. To Taylor's credit, she starts like clockwork. 7.30 on the dot.

Yeah, she is on. God, she's cool. And there's literally a clock on the stage counting down. So there's no fucking about. Like, you know how Madonna got all that heat because she started like three hours late and didn't really address it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And nobody could get home because public transport had shut down. Was all shut down.

Taylor would never do that. She would never. And she was at the zoo. Good for her. I know. Two days in a row. Did she go twice? Yeah.

I wonder if she did a roar and snore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was there two days in a row. Did she stay overnight in a tent next to the line and no doubt travis kelsey snores he'd have severe sleep apnea that's a football player you'd have cauliflower nose he would she apparently she loved the australian animals i'm not joking she loved the cassowary i read in an article which is a giant tall bird actually kind of like her a beautiful yes very much like her. A dangerous, tall, beautiful bird of prey. Yeah. Is it just me on the fly?

Have you ever noticed, especially watching that Netflix documentary, The Miss Americana? Yes. Have you seen that Taylor Swift documentary? Oh, I did and I gave up, yeah. See, that's what I mean. That's the attitude that I've picked up on over time. So boring.

I'm so over it. But is it just me on the fly? Does she actually have quite dreadful posture, Taylor Swift? I'm not commenting. Why? Yes. She actually does. I saw a TikTok that was like, here's why Taylor Swift will not live a long life.

That's a bit much. No, not my thoughts. But apparently she's a mouth breather. If you breathe through your mouth, it's very unhealthy for you. You've got to breathe through your nose. But isn't it in through your nose, out through your mouth? Correct. But if you inhale through your mouth and breathe through your mouth, you then hunch your neck over. When you sleep, got to breathe through your nose. But isn't it in through your nose, out through your mouth? Correct. But if you inhale through your mouth and breathe through your mouth,

you then hunch your neck over. When you sleep, you should breathe through your nose. Right. You should be wanting to. Because you get more oxygen through your nose. You get more carbon dioxide through your mouth. That's why you can get that mouth tape. I mouth tape every night.

What? And I'm the healthiest person you've ever met. If you haven't met many people. Is it just me? Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app. If you don't, you're a little bitch. Now, if any part of you is thinking, no, I won't listen to episode 188 coming out this Wednesday, well, think again because you might remember I had my big pitch last week.

Yeah, Mitch's big pitch was very dramatic. It was. Huge. It wasn't that dramatic. It was just, do you want to be in the Mardi Gras parade? Oh, yeah, sorry. It wasn't that dramatic. But you've apparently got another big pitch of your own to try and top mine, I guess.

Yes, I will. Well, I've been trying to top you for years and finally I feel like I will do it. I have a big pitch for a new segment and I think you're all going to love it because it just involves eating treats. Oh, like pig week. No, not like pig week, which is coming up. I don't think it is.

It's later in the year, isn't it? No, it's like May. It's May. I feel like we've just had pig week. Are you kidding me? No, it's like May. We've just lost almost 100 kilos between the two of us. I can't believe that it's nearly pig week again.

When is the annual pig week? It's around May because it's usually before my birthday. Are you kidding me? We just lost almost 100 kilos between the two of us. I can't believe that it's nearly pig week again. When is the annual pig week? It's around May because it's usually before my birthday. Are you serious? When's your birthday? Fucking hell. You're right. I've just looked at the other pig week episodes.

They've been May 31, May 27 and May 30. It's May 31 around that area. Like late May, early June. March, April. We still have three months. It's not close. But that's still much sooner than I thought. If you'd asked me, if you'd put a gun to my head and said, when's our annual pig week?

I would have said September. I don't know why. No, you're right. Could we do pig week for my birthday? That's a drastic change. We'll have to take it to the board. Yeah, we will. We've got a few months to decide.

We'll ask them. If we can get contraceptive diaphragm Sam, who still owns 23% of the company, we'll find out. Anyway, so you've got a big pitch that somehow involves food. I've got a big pitch. It involves food. It involves science. I'm out. And it involves, no, and it involves your favourite chocolate bar.

That's all I'm going to say. Okay. We've all got a favourite chocolate bar. Jenna's. Double Decker. Double Decker. Mitchell, the Sara DiLorenzo cookie crumble bar. Cherry Ripe, actually. Cherry Ripe. Sorry. Cherry Sara DiLorenzo cookie crumble bar. Cherry ripe, actually.

Cherry ripe. Sorry. Cherry ripe. So they sound so similar. Mine, Snickers. Okay. And the listeners will be involved too. Right.

Well, that's happening on our Wednesday episode. And power tools are involved. Power tools? Yep. I'm in my handyman era. Are you? Yeah. What did you do that's handy?

All sorts of things. I've got a drill. Well, it doesn't get much use. And a hammer. Do you? Yeah. What did you do that's handy? All sorts of things. I've got a drill. Well, doesn't get my juice. And a hammer. Do you? And pliers. Mm-hmm. Full stop.

Yep. What a weird kit. What's in your toolbox, mate? I've got toolboxes. I'm very handy. I'm masculine. What's in it? A drill, an air pump.

What? An air pump? Yeah, for blowing up balloons and pool toys. Well, I've also got an air pump for my tyres on my bike. Oh, yeah. Same, same. Anyway. This week, Mitch's big pitch.

Also coming up in our next episode, our souvenir exchange. Please tell me you brought them. You got stuff from overseas. I did. The holiday souvenir gift exchange. Yay. Isn't this your Hawaii music? Yeah, well, this is the tropical. This is Jenna's gift exchange. Yay! Isn't this your Hawaii music? Yeah, well, this is the tropical.

This is Jenna's gift exchange. Oh, nice. Yes. Jenna, remind everyone where you went again. I went to Vanuatu, Fiji, and New Caledonia. Wow, so this is very you. Yes. And I've just been to Melbourne.

We've all got souvenirs for each other. I'm going to back myself in here and say, I reckon mine's going to be the fucking best out of the lot. The ones I got for you. No, mine top. Mine are historical. This is the aeroplane ambience too because this is you in the aeroplane. That's all you went.

And then, of course, mine are from Germany. They're all from Germany. It's just one of those days where you're going to go feral with the sound effects. I can feel it. It just helps paint a picture. Where's the horse? Pardon me? It's never far, Jenna.

Stop encouraging the horse. I'm so sick of the horse. The horse is next to the Ijeoma opener. It really is. I'm not lying to you. All right. Should we get into your is it just me for now? Should we?

Are you typing something? No, I'm not typing anything. Oh, my God. I'm just saying there's also another gift from France. Mitch gets two because he's the host of the show. I don't know why. You get one, you'll be happy with one. Okay.

And no returns on yours. Okay. Because I can't. No, because Jenna's, I can admit, Jenna's was stolen. What? It's those missing AirPods at Melbourne Airport, isn't it? Jenna's was stolen from Germany. What the fuck?

I was sweating at customs. Sweating. I'm not joking. I had the jacket on. I had to take it off. Was it foreign fruit or something? It was a papaya from Germany. I love papaya.

I went into Aldi and stole a papaya. No, I stole it. I can't wait. Anyway, you'll find out on Wednesday's episode in a couple of days. Great. Gift exchange from all of us. Exciting. From around the world.

Shall I do my e-gym? Yes, please. Let's jump in. couple of days. Right. Gift exchange from all of us. Exciting. From around the world. Shall I do my Ijem? Yes, please. Let's jump in. Is it just me? Are we all only ever six clicks away from a 9-11 video? Yes. Thank you. You've counted?

I have a theory and I want to put it to the test on the show. I just feel whenever I'm on YouTube watching anything, anything, within six clicks, like six recommended videos on the right-hand side, by the sixth video, I'm watching 9-11 clips. I reckon that's based off your search history and your watching history though, isn't it? No, Jenny, you feel it too. For me, it's TikTok and Facebook.

I've never searched 9-11 on Eater. Neither. Mitchell, I've baked cakes and watched a couple of recipes, and then now I'm not forever getting cake recipes. It should have wiped it after a couple of weeks. But the reason it clicked for me was because I went to Europe and I flew Premium Economy, and I wanted to watch the cabin interior analysis of Premium Economy. It shows you the inside. So I went, oh, cool, clicked it.

And then, shit you not, within six videos, I was watching a minute-by-minute, blow-by-blow breakdown to 9-11. It happens, Mitchell. And did you actually watch it? Yeah, for hours. I saw it. I think I messaged Jenna and said, you've got to get on this. It's such engaging content.

Well, that could be why YouTube keeps serving that up. No. Because they know you like it. You're a sucker for it. I'm going to test it. What do you mean? So I'm logging in to the Kiss FM YouTube. Right.

So this is not my algorithm. All right, ready? Yeah. So I'm going to start with this. It's plane spotting. Emirates A380, full cabin tour. That's just the first video that I'm going to. Then, for example, I click the next one on the side. It says

inside the A380's cabin. That's recommended on the side. I'm going to click that. Clicked it. Here it is. It's got me. Inside the A380's cabin. That's the next video. Charming. I click one on the side. HD cockpit scenes done. How many clicks is this? Two. Okay, two clicks.

Look, he's opening the cockpit in an aeroplane. Oh, wait, two videos in total with one click. There you go. Okay, so two videos in total. Let's find another one. Extreme maneuvering of the Boeing 777X. Sure. It's just a Boeing 777X.

Extreme maneuvering. Let me click the next one. Landing in Prague, LKR. Great. I'll look on the right-hand side. Ah! Yes! What? in five clicks sunset takeoff over twin towers may 2001 and now on the right all the shocking footage everything absolutely i told you it's true 1999 inside the twin towers how many clicks was that four yeah yeah four or five i think now should

we test it from a cake video? You give me something. I think you've made your point. No, Mitchell, let's do something obscure, something you'd Google. Aeroplane cake. Oh, God. How to volumise hair. I don't need to know anything about that.

Fluffy pancakes. Here we go. How to make the world's most decadent fluffy pancakes. The next video. This recipe makes the softest. Yep. We're making churros now. Click one.

See, you've got to kind of cater it to maybe an aeroplane. How to make crispy potato chips next. Yep. Ooh. Yep. On the recommended now. First Hawaiian Bowen 787 takeoff. I've clicked it.

What does that have to do with potato chips? That's right. That's right. And we're back in three clicks. To New York City. New York Cityscape, May 2001. And now we're into 9-11 content.

Mitchell, and that was from Fluffy Pancake Recipe. The internet needs to answer for its sins. How bizarre. There you go. I just think the internet, it takes you to dark places, not for kids. My TikTok used to be full of 9-11 shit until you taught me how to reset the algorithm. I haven't seen anything for ages. Yeah, I was getting all that break-up stuff.

But again, that was my own doing. Yeah. Because I had watched a few things. Oh, the TikTok algorithm is sticky like honey. You watch one video for three seconds too long and then, oh my God, I'm on Duran. Durian TikTok. I get durian fruit now because I watched three seconds too long and then, oh, my God, I'm on Duran. Durian TikTok. I get durian fruit now because I watched one for too long. Did either of you watch that Who the Fuck Did I Marry viral thing?

Yes, I'm up to part 10. What? Is that all? Yes. Oh, I finished it and now my algorithm on TikTok is full of people talking about it. And I'm like, I don't want to hear other people talk about it. What is it? I don't know what it is.

Oh, it's this woman, Risa Tisa, I think is her username. Yeah, Risa Tisa. And she did a 50 part, maybe more than 50 part explanation. It goes for like four hours. Part one, who the fuck did I marry? She was married to like a pathological liar and it is wild. It took me all day. It's literally like listening to an audio book.

Wow. Because she doesn't, at the start, you're kind of like, hurry up, spit it out. Stop dwelling on the details. Just spit it out. But on the details just spit it out but then by the end you're like do not skip any details I want to hear every fucking word

I'm up to part 15 send me one Jenna I'm interested yeah please do but now that I've finished the series TikTok thinks that I want to hear other people

talk about it I'm like no fuck off you'll be on 9-11 in a few days I mean guys if you want to make pancakes this weekend

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Welcome. How long have you been an idiot? Since about season two. Wow, it's been a while now. Just wait for season five when Mitch and I date briefly. Real good. But then season six, we split. I have a feeling that she's up to date.

Oh, you're up to date? I am up to date. I just finished it this morning. You that she's up to date. Oh, you're up to date? I am up to date. I just finished it this morning. You're even more up to date than everyone because you're currently hearing an episode that hasn't come out. Yeah. Fuck. Look at her go.

Look at that. You are ahead of the curve. What are your thoughts on Jenna? She's sick today. Oh, Jenna, she's not good enough. Do you think she's nice or do you like her on the show? I love Jenna. Well, she's here, so you've made awful comments about her and she can hear you.

Nice try. Nice try. All right. Bradley's going to count you in. Hit us with your regim, okay? Is it just me or? Is vomiting in your car a lot worse than vomiting anywhere else? Oh, my word.

Oh, God. Vomiting full stop is pretty rancid. I'd argue that a vomit is a vomit. No, but it's much more convenient to be by a toilet. Totally. But when would you vomit in your car? You make it out like we've all been there. So I was about 10 weeks pregnant and I just left work and I swallowed a fly.

Oh, no. And I thought I was okay and I thought I'll hold this in until I get home. It's about a 10-minute trip home. Wait, so you knew that you were going to vomit. You kind of had a feeling that you had to hold it in. I felt it, and then it went away, and then it came back, and it went away, and I was reversing my car out of the car park at work, and it just came flying out.

Oh, my God. Jesus. I've never spewed when I'm the driver. That's interesting. So how did you handle it? Well, I called my husband and was like, can you meet me at the front door? And he's like, I'm not home at the moment. Oh, no.

I just drove home and got out of my car and cleaned myself up and then cleaned my car up. That's a girl. That is a powerful feminist woman. Yeah. It's very tricky when you're the passenger in a car, whether it be, you know, when you're getting car sick as a girl. That is a powerful feminist woman. Yeah. It's very tricky when you're the passenger in a car, whether it be, you know, when you were getting car sick as a kid. You never know whether to flag it or not. You don't want to cause a fuss.

Like you might start feeling a bit queasy and like you said, Catherine, it comes and then it passes and you're like, no, I'm fine. Yeah. And then it's usually when it's like, oh, fuck, it's going to be too late. Pull over. Pull over. Yeah. That's happened to me a few years ago when I was younger and couldn't hold my liquor

and I spewed an Uber. That wasn't good. Oh, did you have to pay the fee? Yeah. How much? I can't remember. It wasn't fucking good. I couldn't afford it at the time.

I was a poor uni student. And I had like an empty water bottle with me. And in a panic, I just tried to vomit into the bottle. But it just sort of splashed back all over my face. It wasn't good. And the guy just pulled over and said, I'm going to let you make your own way home from here oh really you had no concern it was just like get the fuck out of my car i remember you were in an uber with me yeah and we had to pull over and you speared on the road oh my god i don't remember that

jenna when this was after your birthday party. My birthday. What? Back in like 2019 or something. Shit. Yeah. Are you serious? Yes. What house? Wringley? No, it was at that Mexican restaurant.

What? What? Are you sure? I don't think I've ever had a birthday at a Mexican party. Yes, you did. My party at a Mexican restaurant. Yes. It was 2018.

2018? Yes. If Mitch can't remember, I can't remember. Are you positive? It was at that cantina. What is it called? El Camino Cantina. Yeah. 2018? Yes. If Mitch can't remember, I can't remember. Are you positive? It was at Cantina. What is it called? El Camino Cantina. Yeah.

Where? In the rocks. No, I don't believe you. Yes, you did. I forgot my ID and we used it. Oh! Jenna couldn't get in and we both, I spat on the back of her hand and transferred my entry with her sticker.

And it worked. And she got in. I went, no worries. Bring your girlfriend in i went yeah fuck this is eye opening that i don't even remember the event let alone chundering on the way home yeah and i had a five star rating until that day if you had told me if you had told me that that happened when we first met in like 2016 i would have believed you but 2019 too old for that 2018. I think I was still straight at that point. My God. Wow. Well, you know, Catherine. I'm mortified. Yeah, Mitchell.

Thanks for bringing it up, Catherine. No worries. I've never spewed in a car. You know what? This is just an interesting fact about me. Vomiting is one of my biggest phobias. I hate it. You just don't do it. I have vomited a very heavy... I suppress vomit. I will stay feeling do it. I have vomited a very heavy... I suppress vomit.

I will stay feeling sick over the act of vomiting because it triggers something in me. Something about not having control over your body in that moment is just like... And you look like a fucking hyena. Anyway, Catherine. Thanks for your input, Catherine. Hang on. Was this recently? Are you still pregnant? I am.

I'm 28 weeks. How's the morning sickness going? It's just started getting better. It was more night time sickness. Oh, yeah. Well, that's fucking annoying. So usually my dinner would come back at me most nights. Bloody hell.

But I'm at six weeks left of work and then I'm done. Sweet. Hopefully no more yaks in that time. Totally. No. No, we're going to try and keep it down now. You be careful. You don't want any loud or sudden noises because that could induce the baby.

Oh! Sorry. And just remember, Mitchell's a beautiful name for a boy. Well, we're having a little girl. Oh. Michelle. Jenna. I'll keep that one in mind to pass by my husband.

Oh, would he not be keen on that? Might toss it around. Maybe, yeah. Well, that's what got you pregnant in the first place. Toss it around, Catherine. Thank you. DM Jenna will get you a prize. What a little sweetheart.

All right, let's get out of here. Let's go. That's the end of the show. Hang on. Don't fucking wrap us up too soon. We've got to tell people what our phone number is. Oh, of course. So you can get on the show just like Catherine.

She sent us a text on this number. 0-4-2-2-9-4-8 2-0-2 0-4-2-2-9-4-8 2-0-2 0-4-2-2-9-4-8 Send us a text. That's the one. That is it.

So catchy. Now we can go. We've ticked all the boxes Yes Thanks for listening Five stars on Spotify Leave a little comment If you see the comment box You can write a comment What should we make the question this week? I don't know

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Let us know By the way, if you do come on with an Is It Just Me of your own, Jen and I, we're restocking the prize cupboard as we speak. We're getting some good shit. Oh, my God. Are we going to do what we were talking about doing? Probably. Oh!

Well, they're currently, you know, well, there's popsockets that go out, there's mugs. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. We've got the popsockets still. I had to superglue mine on to my phone. I changed this the other day, and I reckon the sticky bits go on a bit fucked because they're a couple of years old that we got those pop sockets.

Yeah, they are. So I reckon that's why we need to get some new shit. Well, we're thinking. We're brainstorming. Don't forget my big pitch on the episode in a couple of weeks, in a couple of days, and then souvenirs. It's been a while. See you guys.

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Are there any photos from that so-called party of yours, Cherry? Because I'm really confused. Let me Google my birthday 20 when, Jenna? 2018. I mean, I'm mortified, but also it is somewhat redeeming that we pulled over in time. Yes, we did. Where did we pull over? Somewhere in the city.

In the city? Yeah. I don't know where. Why would I have been sharing an Uber with you? I was staying over at your house. What? Yeah. Which house?

The one in Valmain or something. I don't know. Concord? Yeah. No. What was the one after that? Annandale? Yeah, there.

Did you sleep with Mitchell? You stayed over? Yeah. All right. I'm looking at the rocks. Oh, my God. Why is my memory fucked? You, Talisha, and I shared a bed.

Surely we didn't. Yes, we did. What bed? memory fucked? You, Talisha, and I shared a bed. Surely we didn't. Yes, we did. What bed? You're full of shit. The big bed. The big bed. I had my own. I lived with her.

Yeah, it was upstairs. Oh, my God. I've got photos. Why would I have been sleeping in Talisha's room? I'm so confused. I don't know. I was looking after you. Oh, my God.

Was this with my sisters? Were my sisters there? More than likely. If it was one of your events, the whole fucking family would have been there. Yeah. But I don't remember. Yeah, I've got photos from that night. I knew it. Not with you guys, but I'm in it.

Ready? With my sisters. I just want to have that light bulb moment where I go, oh, yes. That's what I was wearing. Doesn't help. Was that the night, Jenna? I don't know. And these girls were there with Mexican hats on.

Who were those two? Wasn't it your party? Yeah, I don't know. And these girls were there with Mexican hats on? Who were those two? Wasn't it your party? Yeah, I don't know who they are. No, you had randoms there. I'd never seen them before. She got married and I think she got her bung eye fixed. When was it? 28th of September, 2018.

My birthday's the 30th. Okay, let me look in my photo. Mitchell, why are you so worried? It's all good. Well, no, it's just a bit alarming when you don't remember shit. Yes. It could have something to do with the fact that I was clearly a little bit pissed. Correct.

But also, you would think I would remember everything that happened in the lead up, like the part where I was sober. I just, oh my God. What? A photo that Jenna and I took that night. Oh my God! Mitchell, show. What the fuck? You look insane.. Oh, my God. Mitchell, show. What the fuck?

You look insane. No, I don't. Mitchell. That was obviously before things went a bit askew. Show me, show me. Oh, my God. Jenna, you guys are gorgeous. Jenna looks no fucking different.

Wow. You look the fucking same. Mitchell, you look different. You look like 12 years old. That's the only photo I have from that night. Oh, my God. Does it say what time it was taken? It should. Yeah, at the top.

No, I mean my Google photos, but everything gets backed up. 8.44 p.m. Shit, it was an early night. No, I think that was when we were going. On the way, on the way to El Camino. I don't remember it, but there were photos on my phone. No wonder Jenna doesn't want to hang out with me anymore. Jesus.

You thought she just didn't like you anymore, but it's because- And I was correct. Yeah, for good reason. Fuck. She vomited all over the room. No, I think I vomited on the road. Yes, it was on the road. Oh.

Yes. I just have no memory of this. Well, you were blind drunk and it was probably Mexican tequila. Yeah, actually, I think- It would have been frozen slushies. Oh, that's ringing a bell. Is it? think. It would have been frozen slushies. It was full of slushies. Margarita. That's ringing a bell.

Is it? That's ringing a bell because those motherfuckers were potent. Yeah. And I remember getting up to go to the bathroom. You know that feeling when you sort of get up and go, oh, I'm drunker than I thought. Yeah. I do remember that. Was that the one in the rocks sort of on the corner?

Okay. Oh, my God. And on the way. It's clicking. It's clicking. On the way there, we were drinking from a wine bottle. What? And we saw Tamara at her friend's comedy show or something.

I don't remember that. Yeah. Drinking from a wine bottle. Wow. Yeah. Do you have any decorum? Okay. I know we make jokes about me being an alcoholic now, but fuck, at least I'm not that bad anymore.

Totally. Holy shit. Yeah, but you, in 2018, how old were you? Yeah, you were little. Six years ago. I don't remember. You were 21. Yeah. You were a In 2018, how old were you? You were little. Six years ago. I don't remember. You were 21. You were a kid. I would have dated you. Mitchell, I can make

jokes about you fucking wanting to date kids. You can't. That's not the joke. It was a 21 year old joke. You just said you were a kid. I could date you. No, you were a kid. You were 21. I could have dated you. Let's have to cut that. Wow. There you go. Don't stress stress about it no no I'm just glad that it's sort of coming back to me because I'm thinking oh my god like I believe Jenna but also not no bells being run but now I do remember that now

because every time I walk past that place I go oh there's a nasty memory that took place there oh now you know now I know it all falls into place well there you go I'm honest Jenna that night there must have been part of you because you're not a big drinker you're not the type to apparently walk down the street drinking straight from a wine bottle yeah you're not that type there must have been part of you that night that thought fuck mitchell has a problem no not at all but i clearly did no now you're a bad friend for not being concerned i do remember you getting up to go to the toilet and you took a while. So I went to check on you and you were thrombing up in there. And the staff member came.

At the restaurant. Yeah. Oh, no. It's not even a club. It's a Mexican family establishment for kids. But I do remember those slushies being like too easy to drink. Yeah, they're potent. They don't taste like you're drinking them.

Yeah, they're sweet. Yeah, which is like a 7-Eleven slushie. And they're also massive. They probably have three to four standards in them. They're really big. I don't know why it's taken me this long to sort out my own habits, but I've realised that I just am always sipping on something. I've always got a drink bottle with me throughout the day.

At any given point, I've got a drink bottle in my hand always sipping on something. It must be like a fidget thing. And so I only realized too recently, I should have realized long ago that I kept accidentally drinking more than I wanted to because I would just keep sipping on the wine and one of my friends being lovely, obviously would like top it up for me. And then I just kept sipping and then I'd go, fuck me. I'm plastered.

Yeah. I've realized I have to start having the waters which sounds like very entry-level drinking like very entry-level rsa yes but i've only just sort of clocked it after years of being a mess you need to hydrate you know what gets out my i don't i rarely drink but my after drink ritual is four hydrolite two pentadol and i wake up feeling mitchell it'll change your life i didn't know you could have more than one. Mitchell, if you read the back of a hydrolite, it says minimum six. What?

Because it needs to, also with a hydrolite, if you don't, you only use 200 mils of water. If you dilute it, it doesn't work because your body needs to absorb the high concentrate. So you need to do more tablets, less water. I do four tablets. I do barely any water, but I didn't know you could do more than one. Yeah, I do four tablets. That's exciting news. I can get munted as I like.

Mitch will do it. Four tablets, two Nurofen. You wake up feeling, and you actually feel amazing the next day. Really? It's such a good hack. Do you know what? I actually thought recently that perhaps I've become immune to hydrolite because I would have one, one before bed, and that used to do the trick, but these days it doesn't.

I'm like, what the fuck? I had a hydrolite. Why have I got a headache? For the international listeners, hydrolite is- Probably American or something. Yeah, probably. You reckon? It's just like electrolytes or whatever.

Oh, right. Yeah. Anyway, this has been a very confronting day for me. Thank you for exposing my filthy behaviour, Jenna. That's okay. Sometimes we just have to look at... Is there any other filthy memories you have of me that you've been sitting on? We should do a Jenna's Fable, but it's just Mitchell's drunken antics.

I don't remember anything else. Jenna, do you have any experiences... Sorry, just so you know. We should do a Jenna's Fable, but it's just Mitchell's drunken antics. I don't remember anything else. Jenna, do you have any experiences? Sorry, just so you know. Someone aged 12 to an adult can have up to 20 in one day. 40 in one day. What? But the intake in the first six hours they recommend is a minimum of 12

and a maximum of 20. What? No. Minimum? Take in the first 12 hours, 12 to 20. Yes. If you're under 12 months, you can have up to four or maximum 10 in a day. That seems fucked.

I'm telling you. They're just trying to drum up sales, aren't they? It's working. I'm the fucking face of Hydro Light. Do you have any negative memories of me like this, Jenna? Negative memories? Well, clearly that has traumatised you, Mitchell vomiting. Do you have any memories similar about me?

No, because you barely drink. I've got stories about Jenna similar to mine, but definitely not as embarrassing as mine. Well, there was that one radio awards where I was vomiting so heavily into the cubicle toilets and then someone came in to help me and it was Brendan Jonesy Jones and he tried to pick me up and I vomited on him and he jumped back and I got it all over his tie and he went, this is Calvin Klein.

Wow. I over his tie. And he went, this is Calvin Klein. Wow. I got his tie. Well, what about one time Nat Penfold, who I hate. Nat's been on this show. She's co-hosted this show. Your mortal enemy. Our very own Nat Penfold. Yes.

Yes. Of course. We championed and created her. Yes. She, uh, Jonesy, she drove Jonesy home from the Christmas party a few years ago. That's funny. And spew up, like threw up all over her new car. He threw up in her new car?

Wow. Oh, that's hilarious. See, do you know what? Hearing all these stories about your radio awards and even the embarrassing one about my history, hearing all these stories, I'm actually finding them a bit reassuring because I'm like, God, it's been a long time since I've had a night like that. Yeah, that's good. You're right. I must be getting better in terms of like not handling my liquor.

I mean, like just not drinking as much and being a bit more sensible about it and knowing my limits as well. I've noticed that. That's actually reassuring. I've noticed that going out with you. It's less. Yeah. You drink less.

Yeah. Fuckin' hell. That's so embarrassing. Yeah. I'm terrified. The thought of that night with Jenna. You were young. Yeah, but you don't overthink it. It's all good. Oh, I'm not overthinking it. That's so embarrassing, the thought. Yeah, I'm terrified. The thought of that night with Jenna. You were young. Don't overthink it.

It's all good. Oh, I'm not overthinking it. It's fine. There was one area in Christmas Party where I got so drunk, I would have been 20 or 21, and I fell asleep in the cubicle at Marquis, and then Casey Donovan was trying to get in because she was the guest performer, and they're like banging on the door. And you know when you're drunk and you hallucinate,

but you hear do, do, do, do. Knock, knock, knock. What's going on? Open the door. It was Casey Donovan. Do I need to get in here and do a shit? No, I'm sorry. But I fell asleep on the toilet for probably a good half an hour.

Oh, my God. Remember that time at Stonewall when I fell asleep? I fell asleep on the pole. Oh, Gemma, that was the story I was going to use against you. Now that you've taken ownership of it, it's less embarrassing. Yeah, she's in power. She's brought power back into it. Yeah, we got kicked out of Stonewall because I think the security guy knew

that we were all there as a group. And Jenna obviously had had one too many Long Island ice teas, which basically one too many is just one. Is one, yeah. That's all you need. She had A. Those things pack a fucking punch. They do.

I'll tell you something about that. They do. And so Jenna might have just been feeling a little bit woozy and she sort of like laid against the wall with her eyes closed but was still dancing. I was still dancing. Yes, cute. And then they were just like, I think she's got to go home. So we all got kicked out. But that wasn't one

where I'm like, oh, how embarrassing for her. I was like, fair enough. It's a big night for Jenna. I went out. Then we went to a porto. I have no doubt. I have no memory but I have no doubt. I've been to a porto six times in my life and five of those six have been with Mitchell on Stonewall. It's his ritual.

You're out with Mitchell on Oxford Street, we end up in a porto getting chicken strips. Of course. Yeah, I'm not knocking it. I fucking love it. It's everyone's tradition. I went out with my radio show, my night show team, and three of us are queer and one is gay, is straight,

and we were walking to the bar. He's like, I've never been to the Imperial. I might as well take you to the Imperial. Don't rush off. I like the Imperial. And we line up. I get in. My executive producer, Grace, gets in. Alex gets in. He's gay. And then we kind of get in. I'm like, oh, where's Michael? He's standing at the door and he goes, well, this is it for me, guys.

They didn't let me in. He was stone cold sober. But he was so anxious about going to a gay bar that he stammered and stuttered when they asked him where he's been. Oh, have you been here before, mate? No, but he didn't want to sound homophobic, so they thought he was on something. He didn't want to be like, as if. Yes, exactly.

So they went, you're not coming in. That's it for me, guys. I'll just get a train home soon. Mark, that's a shit guy. I know. I reckon he would have been secretly quite relieved. Well, we all thought we probably should go with Michael, and then we all heard Sophie Ellis-Bexter, so we left and put him in an Uber. All right, shall we go?

Yeah, I mean, if you want to get out of here, we can. Well, we'll be back in a couple of days, so don't worry. Sure. Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all, just 2%. So we do. I saw some bitch running past me in Cronulla with a T-shirt that said, Hope today makes you feel 1% better.

Really? And I thought, I tried to turn around and chase her, but she was faster than me. And I wanted to get the brand of the shirt so we could sue them. We didn't invent that. No, but we made it famous. True. You know, it's like someone made the Cronut before the Cronut was famous. He's got a point.

Don't know where that analogy came from. Neither do I. Oh well. So we I. Oh, well. So we do. We'll see you guys in a couple of days. Catch you then, idiots. Love you. Bye.

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