Is It Just Me? - #189: What's The Vision?

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

In this episode: Exposing Churi as a fake Swiftie (02:13) Churi’s getting a tat (12:43) The annoying kid wake-up call (23:27) Intern Georgia’s ‘Is It Just YOU?’ (33:02) Finding love at a run club (36:44) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief ft. a merch brainstorm 👀 (44:43)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you. Hello you. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake? Sit on a dick and eat a cake, absolutely. If you sit on a cake, you ruin it.

Do you think I'd ever waste a cake by sitting on it? Now here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. Hi, Mitchell. Listen, I know people are probably sick of hearing about Taylor Swift. This will be the last time we mention her again, but I do really want to hear what you thought of the show.

Oh. This is the first time we've chatted about it. Oh, my God. Yes, first of all, I want to say, bold choice of Taylor to choose the old new Sydney Zoo over Taronga Zoo. I mean, that was a political statement. Twice. She's like, I don't speak on political events,

but choosing Sydney Zoo over Taronga Zoo? Yeah. Bold. I heard an ad the other day being like, Taronga Zoo, the only zoo with a harbour view. I'm like, wow, they're really trying to hammer their point of difference there, aren't they? I know, and Sydney Zoo is outselling them in tickets, I was reading, and all their advertising

is, the old new Sydney Zoo, we're flat. There's no hills, because you go to Taronga and you've got to get on a fucking gondola. I've never even been to Taronga, to be honest. Mitchell! I know. It's iconic, but it is, like, you get your steps up. It's so steep. It's on the hills in Sydney Harbour. It's not a good spot. Anyway, this isn't

talking about the Taylor Show. You hated it, didn't you? You're avoiding it. No, no, no. I really enjoyed it. I had the time of my life. A little fucking long. Yeah.

She could have cut out the mossy roof era. How dare you? I went feral for folklore. Are you kidding? No, hated folklore and hated... Evermore. Evermore. I agree with that.

Really loved Reputation. That got me up. That was too short, don't you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted a lot more Rep Era. Yeah. But I loved how the, because when you're in the audience, you get given a glow band, right, a wristband,

and they're like geolocation. So a snake was serpenting through the audience. I know. Which was during the Rep Era, which I thought was really cool. It's fancy, right? Very fancy. That's what I loved. It was a spectacle. I didn't love all the B- I know. Which was during the rap era, which I thought was really cool. It's fancy, right? Very fancy. That's what I loved. It was a spectacle.

I didn't love all the B-sides. Yeah. I'm kind of curious to know if you've changed your mind about her, because I did threaten to dig up all the dirt, all the things you've said about Taylor Swift over time. Yeah. I've done so. Would you like to hear what you said about what you've said about Taylor on the podcast? I was a guest of her personal label.

I know, but that's why I'm asking if you've changed your mind. Yes. Because you can change your mind, can't you? I have changed my mind. Well, listen and see if you stand by it. Let me just do some more compliments first. I love Taylor Swift and I genuinely really enjoyed it. It was a great experience.

Okay. Now listen to the dirt. All right. Let's roll the audio. Don't you look at Taylor Swift and go, you're so annoying. I'm going to sing a song and you're going to believe it's a Taylor song. Okay, go. The fire bush rung really warm and bread.

The city lights captured my heart. I said no, it's a fart. What about 1989 Taylor's version? It does nothing for me. Really? Yeah, I just enjoy more adult music. Sorry. You've got a real attitude on you today.

I'm not scared of the Swifties because they're children and infants. No, they're not. And they're all such sooks. I just think they're annoying. Tetchel and children. I just think that Taylor Swift should be a... I wish our idiots could see the look on your face as you listen to that. I'm very, very embarrassed.

I'm very embarrassed. Which tells me that you probably have changed your mind. You're like, I can't believe I said that. I have completely changed my mind. You think she's incredible now? No, the stamina on that woman. But now it sounds like I'm just saying it to exonerate myself. But she really is incredible.

You know what I was planning to do with Roving Reporter Oscar? Yes. We were going to go to the stadium on the night of your show because you know i'd kind of accused you of being a fake fan yeah and you didn't deserve to be there because other people didn't get tickets having said that you didn't take tickets away from anyone else it was the corporate box they wouldn't have been allowed in there anyway no of course um we were going to go to the stadium and meet you at the front and like interrogate you to like prove that you're a fake fan we're going going to be like, finish this lyric.

Oh, that would have terrified me. Ready? Finish this lyric. Oh, fuck, why am I being grilled? I want to see how you would have gone. I wasn't ready for this. Oh, we don't have to do it then. No, no, Prize Keeper Jenna is here.

Hi. Are you complicit in this? Yes. Thanks a lot. What does complicit mean again? Like she's part of it. She actually had nothing to do with any of that. No, but I am. Oh, but she's playing along. I'm supportive. Now you're complicit. Oh, I she's part of it. She actually had nothing to do with any of that. No, but I am.

Oh, but she's playing a lot. I'm supportive. Now you're complicit. Oh, I can do this. Yeah, easy. I play these songs on my radio show. I know them enough. Okay.

Let's do it. Give it a go. Sure. I'm sweating. Look. We called it off again last night, but ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. This time. Away.

I never, ever, ever. You were a bit, you were a line ahead. It's, I'm telling you, I'm telling you. We, I never, ever, ever. Okay, you were close. First one, that's right. That's from Fevermore. Fevermore.

A paramour. What? What about this one? Yeah. This is a new one that you would have been playing. Okay, great. I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar. Oh, said I'm fine, but it wasn't true.

And I'm wearing a t-shirt. How about you? I don't want to keep secrets just to keep you and I. Yeah, there you go. See, I don't know lyrics. I've got lyric-nesia. I've told you this. Lyric-nesia.

I know, which is why I really wanted to do this. Oscar ended up not being available, but we wanted to just do it because I'm like, even if Mitch knows the song, it's just bad with lyrics anyway. I know these songs. One more, do one more. It wouldn't have fucking looked good for you.

Do you have any more? Yeah, what about this one? Ain't it funny? Rumours fly. And I know you heard about me. So hey, let's be friends. I'm dying to see how this one ends. Grab the passport

and your friends. Try to make a basketball out of a hoop net. Close. I knew that the end part was close. It still worked. It's grab your passport and my hand, not grab your passport and a friend. Call Tiff.

See if she wants to come on a romantic getaway with us. All right. Now, her lyrics are good. She writes very well. What's your favourite lyric of hers? Karma is your boyfriend. He's the guy on the Chiefs. Coming straight home to me.

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Jenna, I'm assuming you loved the show. Oh, I loved it. I did a comprehensive review on Jones in Amanda. Did you? Yeah. When, what day, what time? It was on Tuesday morning.

What time? 6.50. They gave you 6.50 in the radio world. That means this is the shittest content because everyone's asleep. If you got 7.55, that's prime time. I got 7.55 for the Scooby-Doo artwork. Oh, my God. Because they steal our content once again.

They do. All right. Jenna could fart on this podcast and they'd interview about it the next morning. What day was it, Jenna? Tuesday. What time? 6.50? Yeah.

Let's quickly just see. Oh, God. $6.55. $6.50. This is Jonesy and Amanda Breakfast Show. What time are you looking at? $6.40. $6.50.

Yeah, she was quite clear. Okay. And just to add to Amanda's FOMO, Digital Jenna, who provides all our digital content and does a great job, is a huge Swifty, and you were there at the last show. Yeah, I was there. It was incredible, amazing.

Great with you. Because it was the last one, and you'd seen what had happened in Melbourne and in Sydney, did you think she might be out of gas by the time she got to the last one? To be honest, no. And was everyone just up and screaming or filming themselves? What were they doing? Well, that's the thing I was surprised about.

The people around me, so I stood the whole way. Of course. Didn't everyone? No. The people around me, a lot of them were just sitting down. This is, you know. Oh, I wouldn't. You'd be for pandemonium. If you're going to skip through it, we can't actually decipher it. It goes forever. Shocking radio. I'm glad you got your way. It's not shocking radio.

I reckon, you know how we have a swear jar for every time we mention someone's name? Whose name? I'm not going to say. You know who I'm talking about. I reckon we're going to we have a swear jar for every time we mention someone's name? Whose name? I'm not going to say. You know who I'm talking about. I reckon we're going to have to bust out a second jar for every time I hear Jonesy Amanda's names. Oh, my God.

You name drop that. It's like when someone's dating a famous DJ and no one knows. They go, I'm dating DJ Konski. Shut the fuck up. I love DJ Konski. All right. I agree. For J&A, that's not part of it.

If you say it again, it's $2 transferred to the kiddio. But what about whenever I'm on and it's based on- Which is every day at the moment. Then you'll have to transfer the money. Okay? Now, Mitchell. Yes. Real egg on your face because you've just ridiculed me on my own show and proven that

I am a fake Swifty and all I've done for you is a kind gesture and an act of love. I'd love to see it. Well, as you know, Mitchell, you went to the show, and you went to get merchandise, and as you said, you couldn't get any. Yeah, they only had four Xcel and up. You really struggled. In stock.

Today on the show, we have a guest. Now, this guest, her name, she's an idiot. One of our idiots. One of our idiots. Yeah, of course. No, she's actually very bright, but she is an idiot. She listens to the show. She also is interning here at the show.

Yeah. Her name is Georgia. Georgia's out there in the phone room. Hi, Georgia. We love you. Is that mic going to work? Oh, Georgia, yeah. If you just press speak to all.

This one? Yeah. Hi, Georgia. Hello. You have an intern. How long have you been working on this show? This show? Yeah. A couple of hours ago? Yeah. Hi, Georgia. Hello. You have an intern. How long have you been working on this show? This show? Yeah.

A couple of hours ago. Yeah. So first time. 11 minutes or something like that. Georgia, why don't you bring in the gift that you have for Mitchell? Yeah. Coming now. Thank you.

What do you mean? Just your way. Brace yourself. I mean, when you said you had a surprise on the show, I went, oh, he'll get me something nice. I never said I had a surprise. I know. I'm just making it up.

Big walk. What's happened? Hi, Georgia. Come on in. Here we go. All right. Wait, talk into that microphone, Georgia. Goodness me.

Back to intern school. Yeah. All right. I was working at the Taylor Swift concert. Were you? Doing what? Kiss Activation. Oh, right.

Yeah. She works in the radio station. Giving out free shit from the radio station. Yeah. Cool. And we got given stuff that we weren't allowed to give out and I don't want it and I thought you would love it because it's a medium and it's the Errors. You're kidding.

Like the Errors shirt in a medium. She's got your merchandise in your size. So this is your shirt if you would love it or hate it or like it. Georgia, you can stay, darling. Jenny, you're out. We need a new third wheel all of a sudden. Thank you. Oh, my God.

Why didn't you want it? I just feel like it's not merch that I would wear because I didn't go to the concert. I literally was going to order some online this morning, but I ran out of time. So thank God I didn't. Oh, look at this. He's putting it on. They actually run big. Yeah.

They're real big. Oh, my God. That's perfect. Is it cute? Yes. Fuck yes. My collection real big. Oh, my God, that's perfect. Is it cute? Yes. Fuck yes. My collection's complete. Here's a Swifty.

Thank you. Thank you, Georgia. That's okay. Now, to say thank you, we also have a gift for you. What is it? And is it just me, Popsocket? Yes. There you are.

Fuck yeah. Do you use Popsocket on your phone? I do now. Yes. Good answer. All right, back out there. Thanks, Georgia. She's interning on the show today.

Bless her. She's very sweet. She's very good at her job. She's very good. So she's sitting out there watching. I mean, I'm blown away with her work so far. Look at this. I've got a Taylor Swift shirt.

Pretty impressive. Fuck yeah. Interesting she chose you, but also that means she's listened to the show because you were upset you couldn't get your own merch. Yeah, I was bitching about that. That's a real fan. I will say, I walked out of the box and there was some girl crying on the ground. I thought, have you lost your mother?

What's wrong? She went, no. Her secret song tonight was Willow Whisper. She was crying because the secret song. Wait, what night were you there? Saturday. She did New Year's Day that night. I was spewing.

Why? Because I love that song. Never heard it in my life. I actually went and did a piss during that song. Oh my God. Didn't even need to pee. Wow. All right.

Well, if it's your first time listening to the show, welcome to Is It Just Me? Welcome. Hi, everyone. Hi. You look so good in that shirt, Mitchell. Does it suit me? It does suit you. It really does suit you.

Yeah, that colour. The cream is lovely. Yeah. With all the errors on it. You look gorgeous. I did want a black shirt, but beggars can't be chews, as I get it. George is out there. Gave him the finger.

We start every show with, is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's. You don't? No. And mine's about a change that I want to make in my life that will affect me forever. Oh.

Permanent change. I'm talking bodily changes. What? Are we talking like some sort of cosmetic surgery? Yes. Yeah. Essentially, yeah. Oh. I'd have to go in for a day I'd say. I'm curious now. I want to hear yours. We can get to mine later. What's yours about? Mine's about reflecting on your childhood

and things that you miss about being a kid basically. Oh, so much. Well, there's one particular thing. Okay, we'll get to it. Shall we start? Yep, go for it. Is it just me or... Is it time for me to get a tattoo? Oh. Oh. What were you thinking? I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my right or left butt cheek upper.

Like picture you looking at my ass. Whoa, calm down. And where the crack is, like five centimetres to the right or to the left of the crack. Like kind of like on the top of the cheek. Why there? Because I can hide it. And only really anyone that sees me nude will ever see. Anyone who's lucky enough.

That's exactly right. Yeah. The competition winners. Yeah. By the way, you won't have to have day surgery for a tat. Don't worry. You won't be out for the day. I don't know how it works.

I wonder how much it hurts to get it on the day. I don't know how it works. I wonder how much it hurts to get it on your ass. Because I've only gotten it on my wrists. Yeah, you've got the New South Wales transport logo on your- It's a lotus flower. Sorry, sorry. Not a fucking wattle or whatever. What is the New South Wales transport logo? Is it wattle?

It's a waratah. Waratah. And then you've got paws up on the other wrist. See, the art pop tattoo, the Lady Gaga tattoo I got when I was 19 or maybe 20, and I was a huge Gaga fan and I thought, oh, I'll always feel this way about my favourite singer. About six months later I regretted it. No.

And now it's been years. I love it. I hate it. I love it. They all said it didn't do a good job. No, it's thick tattoo. Yeah, it's like bubble writing. It was supposed to be really faint text.

You know when you change the font on a Microsoft Word document and then all of a sudden it's this big chunky bubble writing and you don't know how to get it off? This is some clip art shit. So all I'm saying is don't rush into the tat because you might regret it but then I suppose you don't have to look at it every day and you wouldn't face what I

face often where people ask me oh what's your tattoo say? And then I have to be like sigh. Yes, I'm embarrassed. So here are my current thoughts. I face often where people ask me, oh, what's your tattoo say? And then I have to be like. Yes. Yeah. Well, so here are my current thoughts. Yeah. I want to get a Subway sandwich, like a deli sub with a bite taken out of it.

That's kind of funny. Is that some sort of hint that you want your ass hit? No. No, I hate that. Oh. I just want. You're going to have a bite taken out of your ass, Jake. No, on the sandwich. Because it's my favorite food. I love a deli sub and it's kind of funny. It's like You're going to have a bite taken out of your ass, Jake. No, on the sandwich. Because it's my favourite food.

I love a deli sub and it's kind of funny. It's like, why do you have a sub? That's it. That's as far as I've got. So that's the only idea. Yeah, that or a fish bowl with a fish in it. Okay, well, again, don't rush into it. Sit with that for a bit and if you still feel really strongly about that idea,

then sure, get a Subway sandwich on your ass. Or a fish. I hate to psychoanalyse it, but what does it tell you about where i'm at in my life because you know me i am so indecisive like i truly am crippled by decision making i really am like i can't even order food at drive-thru there's a fucking seven car pile up um but i am very convinced that a tattoo is the right choice and i go a year ago a year ago, I would have laughed at you if you said that Mitch Chury wants to get a tattoo. Well, do you remember this time six months ago on this very podcast? I said, is it time for me to get a nose ring? Everyone was in favour of it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everyone was like, yep, do it. It looks great. I had the fake one in. I never got around to it. So I obviously didn't feel that strongly about it. So it's probably a good thing I didn't rush into it.

Why did you not get that? I just forgot that it was something I wanted didn't feel that strongly about it. So it's probably a good thing I didn't rush into it. Why didn't you end up not, why did you not get that? I just forgot that it was something I wanted. You should do it. So I clearly didn't want it that bad. I think you really need to do it. I reckon I should give it a crack because that's not like a tattoo. No. No.

It easily just let it close up. 100%. Get it done and you pull it out. Although. Don't pull it out. No. Unclip it out. Yeah.

You know, go to Hair House Warehouse. Actually, don't. No. That's the trauma that I went through. So what's the process of getting your ass tattooed? That's my question. And I have to be, you know, when you- Are they just going to have to like pull your undies to the side or are you going to have

to be like dick and balls down on the table? Yeah. No, I'd lie on my stomach, I'd imagine. And then I pray there's a cutout for the balls in the dick. Just to fall for breathability. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm just saying, you don't want those things to get swollen. Mine did the other day.

Which ones? My balls and penis. From the gonorrhea. Jenna, that's glitter! That is one of the side effects. It's a fair question. It cleared up! No, I got a new cock ring.

Sorry, Georgia. Oh, God. A sexologist who comes on my radio show said, I'm going to send you a gift. So she sent me a cock ring. And it's got a perineum rubber. So it's a cock ring. And then it's got like a V that touches the prostate from the outside. I'll try this.

But before I use it with a partner, I want to use it on my own to practice. Okay. So I put it on and it goes like over, your penis goes in. Imagine like a disc. Your penis goes in. You've got to stretch it open. Penis goes in, then your balls go in. And it's a rigid, hard plastic.

You know those bendy rulers from year six that bend? It doesn't stretch, but it bends. So I put it over. Then I get erect, right? I look at myself in the mirror. Oh my God. And then it gets stuck because the blood flow goes into the penis, but then it can't escape because the veins are all blocked.

Isn't that the whole point? No, it shouldn't be that tight. You should be able to have enough blood flow for the erection to subside. So I finished and I went, oh, give me 10 seconds and it will go back to normal. It went purple. Oh, God. Like a zombie chew. And then the aching kicked in.

Oh, no. What did you have to do? Did you get a pair of scissors or something? It was 1am. Oh. I live at home. Yeah. So I have to waddle standing up with a navy blue pulsating, mind you,

because I couldn't turn it off. Oh, is it like vibrating? Yeah. Oh, God. And you know those sex toys you go, you'd think they'd be on, off, but it's on, soft, medium, hard. Vuh, vuh, vuh. Or, yeah, you can choose the pattern of the vibration on some cock rings. It's like, vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv the garage and I shit you not, I cut it off with a pair of pliers. Wow. That's risky. Yeah. Oh.

Using pliers so close to your member. No, no. I did it on the shaft. Huh? Like on the top of the penis. I didn't do it near my balls because, oh, the balls are soft. No, but what if you slipped and castrated yourself? I'm already circumcised.

What would have happened? No, castrate is very different to circumcise. Oh, fuck. You're right. Yeah. Oh, in my head I pictured something very different. Just lobbed it off completely Is what I meant I'm like god

Need that thing If that had been me in that moment I would have been a bit nervous Got the jitters And then just slipped Then I'm like oh no There it goes Alright

Yeah You lost your penis You're not using it anyway so Hey No you are You are God We could have sold that

Sold what? In the next merch drop I don't even know what to say to that. Rasputin's penis is pickled. When? I don't even know who you're talking about. He's a wizard. Anyway, I'll get the tattoo on my upper cheek.

If there are any tattoo artists that listen, because we are very creative idiots, I'd love you to send me some mock-ups. I'll pay you if you give me the tattoo. I'd love to employ an idiot. Do you just want them to do a sketch, like the design, or do you want someone to actually offer to do the tat? I'd design both, yeah.

I'd design it to be cute, but I want fine line. I don't want nothing – no, not there. Yeah, you better tell the tattoo artist that too, mate, because, look, my fine line turned out like this. Sorry. I didn't mean that when I said it. But like I said, I wonder how it's going to feel on the arse because the wrists, the bone is quite close,

but it's just quite spongy, the arse cheeks, aren't they? Yeah, and mine. I've got stretch marks too on my butt, so you're going to have to work around the stretch marks. Maybe you could integrate them into the design. I could. Like a wilted piece of lettuce falling off the sub, just a piece of stretch mark.

Streaky bacon, stretch mark. Perfect. You're a genius. You're going to have to post a photo of your ass-cracked stretch marks in the group so people can work with them. Intern Georgia, bring in the IJM camera. Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood.

Now, coming up in episode 190 this Wednesday. Wow, good on us. I know we're getting close to the big 200, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah. Happy for us. Yeah. You sound thrilled about it.

No, no, no. No, it is exciting. You're so distracted. What are you doing over there? Nothing. You're up to something. The whole point of having three fucking people on a podcast is that I can do something and you guys talk.

No, but every time you reply. But you're really bad at multitasking. No, I'm not. I'm looking at you two. Now, Carmen, what are you doing? Yeah. Because I'm getting excited because Wednesday's episode is the continuation of the annual. No, it's not annual.

Block. This is the extended version of the block theme song. This is your segment that you pitched last week where you wanted to make things that don't exist in block form into a block. Yes, and that is because Lint and their famous Lint Bunny is being turned into a block this Easter. And it made me think, God, there are some good Choccy bars that would work in block form

and there's others that wouldn't. Difference between a bar and a block, yes. 100%. So like a Crunchy, that can work as a chocolate block. It's very different to the bar though. Yeah, correct. Whereas some things like a Snickers or a Marns, you just never know how that's going to turn up.

And so there were lots of suggestions in the Facebook group from our idiots about what you could block. Yeah, so many. And Wednesday is when we'll get the update. I will say top currently is the top chocolate that the idiots want is a Curly Whirly. Oh, that's a good idea. But a lot of caramel.

There's not much chocolate. Like sticky. Yeah, and then you'd go, I don't know. Will it block? That's the whole point of the game. Yeah. And you two need to lock in. We've locked in yours.

You're doing the top deck. No, double decker. Double decker, sorry. Close enough. And then you're doing Scotch Finger, aren't you? I think I gave you a few options and you can take your pick. Okay, cool. Well, that'll be the next dose. Have you already made them or are you going to make them right in front of us?

No, no, no. I will make them ahead of time because I've got to chill. Because it will be wet chocolate. So I do have to do some prep. But I did. You should do an Instagram live or something when you're doing it as well. You reckon? Yeah.

Oh, that could be fun. To see the process. Yeah. I'm curious about that. Well, I TikTok live now. I just follow in your footsteps. Oh, yes. Yeah, I enjoy that.

So I won't do that. Jump on the couple of Mitch's account. Yeah, good idea. Well, I TikTok live now. I just follow in your footsteps. Oh, yes. Yeah, I enjoy that. So I won't do that. Jump on the couple of Mitch's account. Yeah, good idea. Well, I did order chocolate molds. I can't do it this episode because I haven't arrived yet. I ordered them from, I think they're coming from Taiwan. What? I ordered the chocolate molds that we spoke about last week.

Why are they taking so long? I didn't order. I don't have Prime, Amazon Prime. So I had to pay shipping and they're being sent. But look, I literally ordered some. They're right here. Oh, this is embarrassing. They were on Amazon, and it was the next day delivery.

Not from Taiwan. You don't need to be a Prime member. You can't ship things in one day from Taiwan. You're telling me Alexandria, Sydney has these chocolate molds just sitting by your place? I don't know where the Amazon warehouse is, but it was there the next day. There you go. Take those home, mate. Oh, and I skipped out and bought the cheap ones.

These are bougie. They're thin. This will be like lint. Oh, and I skipped out and bought the cheap ones. These are bougie. They're thin. This will be like lint. Yeah, they will be very thin. Oh, thank you. Wow. God, you're good at what you do. I am.

I was kind of going to make my own blocks and try and upstage you, actually. That's not nice. All right. I'll leave it in your capable hands. Thank you very much. That's on Wednesday. Yes, Wednesday's episode. Are you ready for my Is It Just Me? I'm ready. Right, let capable hands. Thank you very much. That's on Wednesday. Yes, Wednesday's episode. Are you ready for my Is It Just Me?

I'm ready. Right, let's go. Let's do it. Is it just me or? Do you kind of miss the days when you were a kid and you did not give a fuck how annoying you were? Yes. Yes.

You were just blissfully unaware that you were annoying every fucking adult around you, but you were just in your own little world. Totally. Yeah. Pain in the ass. I was wearing bad boy t-shirts, running through Best and Less. I was a bitch of a kid.

I reckon I would have been so painful. Like, adult Mitchell could not handle having young Mitchell around. Really? I would have been so annoying. Oh, but do you ever see those TikTok trends that go, when you think about giving up, there's some French song in the background. They go, imagine how proud a little you would be. Oh, I hate those things.

It tugs on your heartstrings, doesn't it? No, but if little me was in the room, he'd fucking ask if my DS was charged. Yes. Or if he could show me his. Have you got games on your phone? A hundred percent. That's what I always think. Little me.

My younger self, little idiot. Yeah. Like they give our younger selves too much credit. Like I was not introspective at six. No. I wouldn't go, you've lost weight and your podcast and radio career are amazing. Yeah, you wouldn't give a shit about how much progress you've made. I'd be like, did you get a horse?

No, you never did. So I was a very annoying kid, like I said. And the other day, me and a few friends went for a swim and there was this really fucking irritating child just getting on our nerves, harassing us. He like came up to us with his little fucking water pistol and started squirting us with the water. And at first we were like being polite. We were being like, oh, you got us.

Yeah, you got us. Yeah, you got me. And then we were like putting our hands up, being like, oh, you got us. Yeah, you got us. Yeah. And then we were like putting our hands up being like, we surrender. Nice. Yeah, we surrender. Off you fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please.

And so there was part of me that was really fucking irritated by this kid because the father sat idly by on a team's meeting just not paying any attention to how annoying his child was. And so it was really fucking me up the wall. There was like an angel and devil on my shoulder. On the one hand, I'm thinking, fucking hell, if this kid believes in the tooth fairy, I'll help him make a fortune tonight if he keeps his shit up.

But then on the other hand, I was thinking, isn't this nice? Look at him go. He doesn't give a shit. He's not aware how annoying he is yet. No. And so he's just happy-go-lucky, blissfully unaware. And you don't want to be the one to crash that reality that he's built, that he's not annoying he is yet. No. And so he's just happy-go-lucky, blissfully unaware. And you don't want to be the one to crash that reality that he's built. Yeah.

That he's not annoying. Do you remember the moment that you realised you're annoying? Yeah, I do actually. Same. I do. You know what happened to me? I was at a NILWA wine conference. My dad works in the wine industry.

As a child. And my parents wouldn't take us on holidays, but we went on my dad's annual wine conference, which was in wine capital. So the Hunter Valley would be in, what are some other wine regions? The Barossa, et cetera. So we went to one in the Barossa and we're in this resort pool. And I was this probably like 11 year old. Oh, okay.

Yeah. And this girl that my dad worked with, like a co-worker of my dad's. Now I think back, I realize how bad it was. She was probably like 25. She was in a bikini and I was playing with her and she liked me but clearly i thought she liked me but i was pissing her off like you right like she was really good at being nice yeah i undid her bikini in front of all the staff oh my god i remember i remember undoing it and then and then like subtly it was like calculated i did the left one then the right one then the middle one

and it all came off and all her co-workers saw her tits. And so did she lash out at you or did your dad have to reprimand you? Oh, dad kind of high-fived me. It was weird. He was like, that's my son! No, I got in so much trouble. And I remember that being a moment in my brain. From who? My mum. Oh, my mum gave it to me. But it was a moment of, oh my god, that was actually a bit fucking rogue, man. How did the woman whose tits you exposed react? How did the Janet Jackson of the piece react?

Yeah, I was really that. I don't remember. I honestly don't remember. We were in a chlorinated pool, but she just pulled it kind of right back up. Okay. Yeah, really bad. That's so embarrassing. And so you were like, actually, I can't be an annoying little shit anymore.

Yep. 11 is a late age to realise. I'm a late bloomer. I came out at 23. I reckon I was a late blo annoying little shit anymore. Eleven is a late age to realise. I'm a late bloomer. I came out at 23. I reckon I was a late bloomer too actually. What was your moment when you realised you're annoying? Because I can tell you the moment I realised for you. Go on.

I'm joking. I actually can't remember my age. My sister was already in high school. I wasn't. I was still in primary school. And whenever she had a friend over, I would just hang around them like a bad smell yeah and it's her friend coming for a sleepover not mine but i obviously just had no concept of that at that age yeah so i would just bother them all day long i'd follow them everywhere they went i would talk talk talk annoy the shit out of them

and one time my sister was kind of like dude she's here's here to visit me. Can you stop being so annoying? Rack off. And then I was like, what do you mean? She seems to be having fun. Oh, wait, no. I'm annoying. I'm annoying. I'm annoying, aren't I?

Oh, my God. And then it all dawned on me. I was like, fair call, babes. Fair call. I'll leave you to it. Wow. But then has that given you, do you now have that as an adult issue?

Like, do you think I'm annoying? Because my, you know, in therapy, they go, what's the root? Like, has that fucked you up? No, that hasn't fucked me up. I think everyone needs a little bit of a wake up call, you know in therapy they go what's the root like has that fucked you up no that hasn't fucked me up i think everyone needs a little bit of a wake-up call yeah you know otherwise i'd just be going about my life with no decorum whatsoever i'm not saying that was traumatic but that was the moment where i was like oh actually fuck yeah people don't want to hear me just talk endlessly about mcleod's daughters and tamagotchis and whatever is on my mind at the

moment yes so yeah i learned a bit of decorum that day. Ow, it just hit my funny bone. Fuck. Ow. There's nothing funny about that. Why aren't you laughing? Why do they call it that? Normal people laugh.

Yeah. Oh, funny. You know when your hands get all tingly? Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. God, you poor thing. Fuck. Yeah.

Why do they call it that? The funny bone? Yeah. Can you Google that, Jenna, actually? Yeah. There's nothing funny about it. You know what is weird? I feel like I'm paralysed.

No, but you know what's weird about the funny bone? You can never do it on purpose. All right, ready? Yeah. That's nothing funny about it. You know what is weird? I feel like I'm paralyzed. No, but you know what's weird about the funny bone? You can never do it on purpose. All right, ready? Yeah. That did nothing. But if that was an inadvertent knock, I'd be giggling. The funny bone is the clit of the elbow. You can't find it.

Famously. So it got its nickname because of that funny feeling you get after you hit it. It's not funny. It's a bit fucked. I remember the first time, probably the same age, when I was a annoying child, the first time I hit it by accident, I freaked out. I was like, I'm dying.

Oh, really? I'm going to get amputated. Also because it's the humorous bone. Yeah. So funny. That's where your comedy comes from. And I bet they all thought it was really funny when they thought of the name. Humorous bone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, we killed it. Is it just me on the fly? Adults just never get winded. I like used to get winded weekly and it used to shock me because you can't catch your breath and it was terrifying.

What would you do to get winded weekly? That's a bit alarming. How much belly flopping were you doing? Quite a bit. No, I was doing a lot of sport.

I would always, in water polo, you get like kicked in the gut all the time and you'd be winded. Do you want me to kick you in the gut and see if it works? Yeah.

I don't think I could do that. I don't think I could. You don't think you could do it? No. I couldn't kick you in the gut. Jenna's going, oh. Jenna, all right. Do you want to kick me?

Yeah. Pick up that 14 kilo drink bottle of yours and just whack me with that. Why don't you just throw something in my abdominal area? I'm not throwing my bottle. Okay, then forget it. Yeah, and we all know how this is going to go. Totally. She's not going to have the strongest punch on her. She can barely blow a whistle, let alone throw

a ball. Okay, actually, I'll throw my bottle. No, Janet, the moment's passed. Now she's getting revved up. Yeah, I feel, everyone has that moment, but you know what's even more mortifying? Having that moment of realising you've annoyed a whole room when you're a fully grown adult. Really? Yeah. Or like, not a full room of people, but one person when you go, oh, I'm actually annoying

them. Yeah. I don't know if that's super mortifying, but it's like, I think it's good to have somewhere where you're like, oh, actually I'm killing the vibe right now. Yeah. It's going to change gears a bit. Yeah. I've definitely had those moments where I'm like, oh, I'm talking way louder than everyone

right now. Yes. Oh, God. And I'm like, oh, tying it down a bit. Yeah. Or like I come home from doing the radio show or this podcast and I'm talking way louder than everyone right now. Yes, oh, God, yeah. And I'm like, oh, tying it down a bit. Yeah, or like I come home from doing the radio show or this podcast and I'm like on, like our brains are racing and then everyone else has done a full day of work

and I'm like, wow, sound effects. And they're like, shut the fuck up. Yes, quite literally that. What about you, Jenna? Were you an annoying child? Ah, yes. Or were you always so polite? No, no, I was annoying and it wasn't until I was like 11

when I overheard my aunt talking to my mum saying, I think she's mentally ill. Do you know what? I reckon I could have been 11 when it happened. And you were 11 too, you said. I was, yeah. 11's the age where you finally get decorum. Is that why I hate 10-year-olds so much?

Because I'm like, you're too old to be behaving this way. And they're only 12 months away. You should have had your wake-up call already. Seriously. Yeah. I don't know when it happens. But also in the same breath, I don't feel people should be nasty about telling a child that they were annoying.

I don't think my sister was nasty about it. No. And so, because that kid by the pool, I wanted to tell him to fuck right off. But I'm like, oh, I can't clip his wings. He's having such a good time. I know. I remember at my house the other week, like two weeks ago, it's been very hot in Sydney and we have a pool and our neighbours also have a pool.

But I walk out in my undies and I was about to get in the pool because I swim in my undies. I don't have speedos. Don't ask questions. And there were two children in the pool swimming. In your home? In my home. What? And I went, oh.

Can I help you? Yeah. I said, what are you doing, kids? And they went, our brother has his adult friends over and we don't feel comfortable swimming. And I got my hand and almost went, get out of here. Wait, wait, wait. Were they not known to you? No, they're my younger neighbours.

Oh, right, right, right. We're not friends. I thought they were just random fucking kids. No, they weren't missing children. And so there's an open door policy with them, I'm assuming. They felt comfortable just to go and use your pool. They've never done it in their whole lives. That's why I was ready to hit, like, you know, metaphorically.

Yeah, and then my hand went up and then I thought, I had a flashback, you were this annoying kid once. So I went, enjoy, boys. And then I realised I was in my underpants and their parents need to be called. And it was morning, so, you know. And the cock ring had just been pried off, so there was swelling.

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Yeah, an in-person-idgum. Because in Because intern Georgia can do an in-person idjim. So get in here. Come in here, darling. Idiot intern Georgia. She's so sweet. She's very good. Yeah. Come and sit there.

Here we go. Yeah. Squeeze behind Jenna. Is this Jackie O's chair? This is Jackie O's. I think that is Jackie O's chair. From the Kyle and Jackie O Show. That's why I don't use that chair because I don't want to like change the settings and

then have Jackie O be like, who's touched my chair? So that pressure's on you now. We all have questions as to when you started listening to the show. Did you get the job at the radio station because you liked the show? What's the story? So I'm pretty sure you guys popped up as a Facebook ad for your podcast. Did we do that, Mitchell? I think that might

have been an i heart radio thing yeah or like because i think maybe i've like liked kiss on facebook and then just the the relation so then i started listening like nearly day dot almost fuck yeah wow are you eliciting when it came out yeah just about don't ask me history questions no we won't how old are you i'm 24 okay right um and then yeah listened like in lockdown forgot podcasts existed and then when i got to go on like all my walks you guys were just like one after the other like bang bang and then i got this job or applied because of you trury huh oh wow because in the podcast one of the episodes you like spoke about how you started as a streetie.

Yes. And then the job ad, I was looking for a new job, and it came up, and I was like, got to start somewhere. Oh, my God. Yeah. I love it. Look at that. Can I just say- You're too close to home.

No, no. We live too close together as well. Yeah. I know too much about you. Where were you with Shy Girl? Just outside, San Susie, just like Brighton. Close. Yeah, very close.

You were actually very good too. So for my radio show, we did it live from Australian Idol, like the set of Australian Idol. And Georgia came and was there for my live broadcast. And you are so good, like so much better than any of the other street teamers, and I don't mind if they listen. But you are genuinely good. And, like, I wouldn't say that if I didn't mean it,

but you are very, very good. And do you know what? You know how I've said a few times on the podcast, you don't get nothing if you don't fucking ask for it. Can't hurt to ask. I reckon if I was working here and my, I was going to say favourite podcast, one of my favourite podcasts, I don't want to put words in your mouth. If I was in your position where I was working here

and one of my favourite podcasts was in the building, I'd be too shy to ask, hey, can I come hang out? But you were just like, oi, when are you recording? Can I come hang out? And we were like, fuck yeah, why not? Yeah. I love that. Yeah, and that's the Mitchell Coombs way.

Don't ask, don't get. Yeah, it took me some time to be like that. Oh, did it? I started here in November 2022. Oh, so it took you two years. So it's taken me a bit, but it's just, you know. So take it back, Mitchell. Yeah.

It took you too fucking long. Well, hey, you're here now and have you got, and is it just, you know. Take it back, Mitchell. Yeah. It took you too fucking long. Well, hey, you're here now, and have you got, and is it just me in mind? I'm prepared. Okay, what have you got? I've got too many, but... Oh, you've got options? I'm just going to run with the first one, I think. The favourite one.

Okay. All right, well, yeah, Bradley will count you in, then hit us, okay? Is it just me, or...? Do you not understand run clubs? Oh, that's good. Oh, my God. I've just signed up for one. What?

Have you? So I'm about to understand them and I want to understand them. I don't understand them. Why? Why not? Because everyone's at different starting levels and people using it as a way to date. I look horrific when I run.

Yes. Well, then the bar's low. That's kind of a good thing. Yeah, because then when you go on a date, they'll go, I've seen you at your worst. Look how hot you are. Yeah, well, I heard there was a run club across the Sydney Harbour Bridge and there was 700 people there.

See, too much. That's too many. I don't, I just don't understand why you want to wake up at 4am to go for a run. No, that's not a club. No, it is. Like, yeah. No, but like 700 people in a club. No, that's not a club. No, it is. Like, yeah. No, but like 700 people

in a club. Yeah. That's a small town. That's probably some fun run or some shit, but there's like smaller running clubs all over Sydney. But you're flooding the streets. Yes, yeah. It's a safety hazard. And the footpaths at Barangaroo. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, I didn't know they did it in the street. I thought it was just parks and stuff. No, no, no. They do it on the street. So I've applied

to do the one in Cronulla, the beach where I live. But then my theory is, you're right, I can run 5k straight, in Cronulla, the beach where I live. But then my theory is you're right. I can run 5K straight, like just a jog. I'm not bolting. But then once I get past 5K, I've got to take breaks. So then do you lose the group? Are they gone? But also, how do you talk while you're running?

I could not do it. No. Exactly. So for entry-level runners, where is the entry-level run club? They start at different paces. I get that. But what if your pace is the slowest that's ever been run and everyone else is doing... I think that's called standing.

I don't think there's the slow pace. I think there'll be people that want to walk. Why don't you create a walk, a hot girl walk club? I feel like you should do that. Yeah, that's your... That's on you. I don't want the copyright after me. Do you run?

I can. I don't go out of my way to do it. I actually hate running. I can't stand it. Really? It's really bad for your knees, apparently. Yeah, it's shocking for your knees. Or of a walker.

Yeah, and you're meant to interval, walk, run, walk, run. You're not meant to actually keep running. I went to a park run once, and not for me. I get the appeal because if you're part of a run club, you might be more likely to actually turn up and fucking do the run because there's accountability, you know. There's going to be a group of us doing it. Whereas if you're just going for a run on your own,

you can just be like, nah, can't be bothered. And also you kind of get competitive with other people running as well. You're like, oh, I'm going to overtake this bastard. Yeah. But not for me. Wait, so people are using it for dating, Georgia? Yeah, it's like this massive, it's kind of like a piss take at the moment. But I've seen people like the Batutic Advocate made a TikTok about, you know, Strava adding

a dating app feature so that people could chat about their pace and their kilometres. Yeah, and people like wear certain coloured t-shirts or something to like symbolise whether they're looking or whatever. Like open or into. Wow. Are you single, Georgia? No, I'm not. Situationship vibes?

A good one. Oh, great one. Yeah. So I would be wearing the colour that would mean no one talked to me. Yeah, nice. And no one should because I'd be like. Yeah, exactly. Totally, yeah.

Over the corner. Yeah, yeah. It'd be awful. Exactly. And then I always never get it they're like great run club everyone we're at this cafe let's all get an almond croissant i'm like you just ran why are you now all they're all having drinks and they're all they run to a pub i did the city to surf 10 or 14 kilometers and then everyone went to the pub to drink a beer my heart would go into a fatal arrhythmia that beer would taste so good in that moment though at. I know. At the end of a big run, wouldn't it?

It'd hit the clit real good. I went to Brittany Hockley, local Bondi Influencers house, and had a homemade acai bowl. When? The fun run day. No, when did I? Get them confused. So you've just joined a run club, you said? Yeah, I've sent a DM to the run club in Cronulla to see if I can join.

Oh, so you haven't actually had day one yet? No, haven't had it done yet. I'm so curious to hear how that goes. I accidentally messaged a Bible study group. What? Yeah. Why? The 5am club in Cronulla.

Oh. I was like, join me. But no, they all walk by the beach and then do sermons and go to the cafe and read the Bible and make their notes. No shame. All for it, but not for me. How did you get that so wrong? It's called the 5am club.

Right. I'm like, Jesus wants me up at 5am. Why else would anyone be up at 5am if not to run? I understand. That's right. I thought church was a Sunday thing. Why would they study the Bible at 5am? You've got all day. The sunrise. All day. It's pensive. Oh, okay. Yeah. Also, Jesus had a pair of Asics that he loved.

Asic sandals. Not Berks. No. Well, he would... Oh, Jesus would have loved Berkerts, Tom. He really would have. He also would have loved TikTok. That man just wanted everyone. He wanted to be so famous walking through that desert.

No one wants to comment on religion? Okay. Yeah, no, I don't think you should go there. I'm just saying he would have loved TikTok. Jesus would have loved TikTok. You could say that about anyone that's no longer living on this earth. Well, that was, what, notable? Yeah.

Like Princess Diana would have loved Zumba. She would. I thought Mitchell, she would have. All right, quickly, who's dead and who would have loved what? You know what I mean? The only name coming to mind is one that we're not allowed to say anymore. Yeah, that came to my head too. Yeah, right?

What were you thinking? I'm not saying because I'm not transferring. I'll pay the fee. Madeleine McCann would have loved Find My Friends. I'll transfer it. I'll pay the fee. Madeline McCann, would I find my friends? I'll transfer it. I just sent the money. That was worth the fine. Why would you say find my friends when we're talking about her?

That's so. It would have come in handy, yeah. Where is that tally? What are we up to? Oh, come on. Give me a break. You're up to $8. Jenna's on one.

Oscar's on one. So it's fucking $10 right there. $10? Yeah. I'll transfer. That's fine. That's fine. Come on, I'm listening.

You're only a dad. I'm listening. How much do you owe? $10. $8. Fuck. I'm George, a great agent. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thanks, guys. You're a sweetheart. To the same T's and C's apply, Jenna. Does she get a prize out a great idjim. Thank you so much. That was a good one. Thanks, guys. You're a sweetheart. To the same T's and Z's apply, Jenna. Does she get a prize out of this? Yes. What do you want? A rash shirt.

Oh, shit. We're on that season, OG. Well, you do have a pop socket, so you got your prize. I'm good, thank you. But I do advocate for the rash shirts. I surf, so you have a customer in me. Oh, my gosh. Amazing.

Fuck yes. That's all I need to know. Sun safety. Yeah. We should go for a hot girl walk. Yeah, we will. But come to Cronulla. San Susie. Obviously. Don't ask. I to know. Sun safety. Yeah. We should go for a hot girl walk. Yeah, we will. But come to Cronulla. San Susie.

Obviously. Don't ask. It's okay. I don't like San Susie Beach. It's too close to the highway. No, not swimming at the beach. Oh, good. Swim at Cronulla.

Yeah. Walk at Cronulla. It's much nicer. I swim every Sunday at the Oak Beach. Oak Park. Oak Park Pools. Oak Park Pool. You've really just led any potential Mediterranean stalkers right to the fucking island. We really have. We'll chat off the air. Did I say Oak Park Pool. You've really just led any potential Mitch Terry stalkers right to the

fucking line. We really have. Did I say Oak Park Pool? I mean... Pride Deluge. Too late. There you go. She just said she's got a transfer. A transfer. Thanks, Georgia. Alright, well, that brings us to the end of the show.

Thanks for listening, everyone. Fun show. Yeah, we'll be back on Wednesday, don't forget. We will for Will It Block? Why is no one excited? The age-old question. Yeah, will it block? Will it block? The Channel 9 executives would have said that 10 years ago

before they launched the show. Has the block been going that long, you reckon? I think longer. Jamie Drury used to host it. Did he? Yes, with Shelley Craft, and the first ever block was in Bondi. Yes. Oh, I thought that it was this Scotty Cam from Day Dog.

And you know a fun fact about Scotty Cam? For the internationals, he's the host of the show The Block, a renovation show. He was found at a pub. The casting agents, he wasn't famous. He had no TV experience. He was a tradie. They wanted a genuine Aussie bloke tradie to host the show. And they went to a whole bunch of pubs, spoke to people.

They were like, this guy's a hoot and he just had the right amount of gusto correct and they were like we'll pop him on telly correct how weird

I didn't know that isn't that cool we've got to start hanging out at pubs more I know we should we actually should okay let's go thanks for listening

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bye bye bye is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app welcome to ad debrief this is our secret segment on the end. Georgia mentioned the rash shirt thing. Someone posted a thread about potential merch ideas. Did you see that in the Facebook group? Yeah.

I did. I saw it when it was posted. I haven't seen the update. I'm actually just looking at it in real time now. Oh, okay. Let's have a read some of these ideas out. Sarah said something really fuck off random, like pencil cases or a wine bottle stopper. No.

Sorry. No. That makes me nervous because some wine stoppers, if they're a bit cheap and nasty, they don't do the job. Like, I put a bottle of champagne, I put a wine stopper in it that mum got me for Christmas, put it in the fridge lying down. Why did you do that? Because you should have that option when you've got a wine stopper on it. A good one will be fine. It's like having the bottle never having been opened. Are you doing wine or champagne?

This is sparkling, so champagne. And so I popped that on top of the bottle, laid it down in the fridge and then sitting on the couch, did this here. Inside the fridge. Fuck. And I just cleaned the prawn pong out. So I had to rip everything out of the fridge again because there was sticky champagne in

You and that prawn pong. And so I don't want, if we do a wine supper, it can't be cheap and nasty. No. Okay. What are some other options? Idjim caps. Well, we can't be giving out MDMA. I've got a good contact though if we want to make them cheap.

Met him at Run Club. Mitchell, you and I do not have cap heads. Yeah. I met him at Run Club. Mitchell, you and I do not have cap heads. Yeah, I think we discussed this once before. We were like, it's just not authentic for us to sell hats because we wouldn't be caught dead in them. Thank you. But I guess other people wear hats. Yeah, but it's for the show. It needs to make sense for the host of the show to wear.

We're not wearing hats. But you suggested a sun visor. Do you wear those? I wear sun visors on the walks, yeah. Okay. What if we did an Ijum douche? That's what our audience need. Imagine me pitching that to the supplier.

Can you source a douche? Where would we integrate our logo at any point? Well, it's a bulbous ball, so the QR code on one side. So while you're anally rinsing your butt, you can go, I'm going to have a quick listen to those guys. Not my best idea. What else is there? Enamel pin, said Elise.

What's that? That's cute. An enamel pin is like what people put on their, you know our friend Andrew, how he wears all those pins on his denim jacket? Oh, right. Yeah. Just like a shiny, like a high quality pin. It's not like a button pin.

It's like a metal painted pin. Oh, okay. They're nice. Or they get them on RuPaul's Drag Race UK. A lot of people are saying that we should um just get merch that says when on it which is very me when oh yeah when yeah that would work um jumper or t-shirt key ring tumblr not everyone drinks coffee no friends of mine don't drink coffee are you serious i don't drink coffee don't you yeah no friends of m's. As I said. He stands by it.

Phone cases. No, that would be such a fuck around. Yes, because you know why? Fucking Samantha will go, but wait, my Galaxy Quest Plus 4 with stylus isn't available. Shut up. I know. And there'd be a minimum order. And we'd have to get 50 of each size case.

And there would be PopS pop socket gate 2.0 where two years later we're still fucking stuck with totally it'd be the dumb people that have that zip you know that flip phone that's a touchscreen phone yeah and they need one for the top one for the bottom grow up and get an iphone yes beanies for the hot girl winter walks said oh i don't get this wrong katerson sounds wrong Sounds wrong. Meow. Katerson. Oh, fuck. I think you nailed it. Katerson.

And her surname. It's either Katerson or Kadason. I think it's Katerson. I don't want to say her last name. I don't want to dox her, but it's a funny name. It's a good name. Life-size cutout, said Holly. I don't think so. We could do like one-offs of the three of us and auction them off for charity.

AirPods cases, said Katie. No, because that's all so hard. Is it? Yeah, I bought my sister a pair of AirPods Pro and she's like, no, I've got the AirPods Pro first generation. The second generation has a spot for a lanyard. Yeah. So I had to get a new one.

What does the case? Yeah. How ungrateful. I know. Yeah, look, I've got it here. Look, they've just added a hook for a lanyard so you can't cover it up. Oh. It's dumb.

Is it just me on the fly do you not fuck with like phone charms you know people are starting to get like the their phones with a little charm yeah i guess not a lanyard it's just something that you use to hold it but i'm like that is so fiddly not for me that used to be a thing back in the day i remember having one of those on my nokia yeah i had one of them too. I had an evil eye. A what? Like an evil eye, like one of those Greek evil eyes. Like a blue crystal. Oh, yeah.

Stupid. What else? Pocket knives, said Brendan. I don't think so. I think that's quite good. Wake up to yourself. That's clever. We could just start with that and then have our own weapon range.

Yeah. Archery. Oh, yeah. Arch-tury. Oh, no. Yes. Coons. Only just made that connection. Yeah, archery. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Arch-chury. Oh, no. Yes. Coombs. I only just made that connection. Yeah, arch-chury.

It's an archery, but my face is on the arrowhead. And then we can also get a comb for coombs, but there's a switchblade in it. That makes sense to do like a hairbrush for me. Oh, it does. A comb. A wide-tooth comb. I use them all the time. Wide-tooth comb.

Yep. What do I use? My volumizer in the hair. I release a wide-tooth comb. That is so all the time. Wide-tooth comb? Yep. What do I use? My volumizer in the hair. I release a wide-tooth comb. That is so good. Yeah, that's funny. Fuck! No, I'm stealing that from my own merch.

Take it. I couldn't care less. Jenna Benson. Benson Burners. Jenna can create her own range of Jenna Benson Burners, and then I'll have a churro maker. And if you spend $100 on our website, you will get a complimentary gas bottle for your Bensonburn.

A kerosene. Yes. I love it. A wide-toothed coom, Jenna Bensonburner and the Mitchell churro maker. I like this one from Katie as well. Just an Idjim weighted anxiety blanket. She didn't say weighted anxiety. I threw that in.

She just said blanket. But a weighted anxiety blanket would be fun. Agreed. And also an Idjim money box, RIP unicorn, Katie said. Oh, yes. That was an accident and I don't regret it. You don't? Oh.

No, I don't regret it because it was an accident. So you can't regret an accident because then it sounds like you did it on purpose. Yeah, but can you imagine accidentally hitting someone with your car and you go to court for it and you look the family in the eye and say, it was an accident and I don't regret it. Well, no, because if you said I would say, I'm so sorry. It was an accident, but it just haunts me every day. The guilt. Not like, I don't regret it.

That makes you sound like a fuckwit. Yeah. It was an enamel unicorn. And can I just say, hideous. I thought it was beautiful. It was beautiful. It was a gift. You're such a liar. Mitch mouthed me, hideous. Go back and listen to that episode. You'll, hideous. I thought it was beautiful. It was beautiful and it was a gift. You're such a liar.

Mitch mouthed me, hideous. Go back and listen to that episode. You'll hear hideous. Or he'll probably cut it. Save himself. I thought it was absolutely beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful. All right.

Ceramics could work. Where are we at, Mitchell, with our headshots? Because we've chosen our selects. We've sent them off. They're currently being worked on. Yeah, ask Sam. Contraceptive diaphragm, Sam. Is he still working or is he currently off?

He's freelance. Got it. So, yeah, I'm not sure what the holdup is, but it's fine. No, no, it's just I'm just wondering. Take your time. But be a bit quicker. Yeah. Anyway, the new artwork's coming soon.

I'm excited for the new artwork. They're going to look good. I think we should just- Everyone send contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, a voice message on Instagram saying, get a wiggle on, please. Artwork's coming soon. I'm excited for the new artwork. They're going to look good. I think we should just- Everyone send contraceptive diaphragm, Sam, a voice message on Instagram saying, get a wiggle on place. Say, where the fuck are the pics? Yeah.

I think we should do shirts with, get this, a random photo from the shoot that we didn't use, and we call them the Ijemov cuts. So people just, they go buy a random shirt, and it could just be a photo of me coughing, or it could be a photo that could be the album artwork, but we didn't go with. Yeah. And you can't see it anywhere on the internet. It's only on a shirt. Exactly.

It's only on a garment. The lucky dip. The lucky dip. Is it just lucky dip? Sometimes it doesn't work. No, not always. Well, Georgia, you're an idiot. What do you like for merch?

True. Stubby holders. Okay. You didn't even sound convinced saying it yourself. It's weird listening to yourself through the headphones. Oh, you'll get used to it. You'll end up loving it. It's really weird. Oh, she's hearing herself back like half a second later.

That would be confusing. Oh, that's disorientating. You'll get used to it, though. That's the biz. Stubby holders. Again, it's the same with the hats. I don't use them. No.

And I've been given so many stubby holders as gifts, and I'm like, oh, thanks. I pop them at the top of the cupboard. Yeah. They never get used. And so I'm like, if other people drink beer and I don't, maybe we can do that, but it doesn't feel authentic. I hate to be rude. I've just never once needed to use a stubby holder. Yeah, exactly.

What about socks? Now, that's nice. That's a cute idea. What will we put on them? I don't know. Our faces? Our logo? Yeah, I want our faces.

Yeah. I want a T-shirt with our heads on it. We got a really cute one on our backs. Hey? On our backs. In the photo shoot? When we were on our backs? Oh, yeah.

That was good. I thought you said when we were on the bags. Yeah, you don't need to be secretive about that. That's not true. No, there was a – when we were at the photo shoot, I said to Mitchell, Jenna, I have this really cute idea where we all lie down on the ground with like our heads meeting in the middle. Yes.

And then the photographer takes the photo from above. And then Mitchell fucking Cherries uttered a sentence to me that I never thought I'd hear him say. He goes, so what's the vision? I said, pardon? He goes, what's the vision here? I said, we lie down, our heads meet and the photographer takes the photo from above. He goes, yeah, but what's the vision?

I was like, I actually don't know how to answer that question. What do you mean? Well, I just mean, what's the vision? I was like, I actually don't know how to answer that question. What do you mean? Well, I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term. I already told you what it was going to look like. Yeah, but I just, rather than going, what again? I just went, what's the vision? God, I'm a creative.

You know, what can I say? And everyone was saying, oh, that's, don't know how these are going to turn out, but we'll give it a crack. And sure enough, when the photos came back, you were like, oh, that's cute. I did say this is going to be fucking dumb. So that's the vision. But it's cute. Fucking cute.

It's very cute. I didn't know you put such importance on vision. Fucking Fred Holloway's over here all of a sudden. What's the go with that? What's the vision? I was like, since when are we directors? Anyway, people could buy individual shirts because we did individual shots. You could just get a Team Tury, Team Coombs, Team Jennifer shirt.

Oh, wouldn't it just crush you if mine outsold yours? Probably would. Yeah. You've got all those regional country fans. They're all sleeping with each other. Pop twist. Family members, too. You're from the Shire, mate.

That's the most fucking incest-esty suburb in all of Sydney. It's not. It's actually just very white and very religious. It's not really for me. Gotta get out of there. Alright, well we probably should go. On that note of incest, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today.

That's all. Wait! What? Fuck, no need to shout at me. There was that woman that said she wants the podcast episodes to be longer. No, she didn't. Didn't she? She just said, have you noticed them getting shorter gradually? Well. And then I said, well, it's just luck of the draw, mate.

Sometimes I have more to say about your origin and vice versa. True. I do have a fix. We just talk slower. Clever. Can we go? Sure. You promised me there'd be no fart-icing around today

because I've got to get out of here. I know. Mitchell has to go. Of course. He's auditioning for Alphabet. Do not play that fucking horse, Winnie. I swear to God. I will not. I'm waiting to God. I will not.

I'm waiting for it. I will not. You've got dinner, right? I can keep my dinner to a fancy restaurant. At a fancy restaurant? Who was that? Shania O'Connor. Sinead.

Do we have a... You mean Chanel? See, that was good. Thank you. That was very good. Do we have like a set date for our last ever recording in this studio before we move to the new building? Because I'm thinking that when we figure out what is our last day recording here,

that is the day that you just go rogue as fuck. Like I almost want like audio theatre from you. Okay. So many sound effects because you're going to have to get it out of your system because the new studio won't have the same sound effects. No, it will not. It won't have the same set-up. I move on the 11th.

My first day in there is on the 11th of March. Oh, my God, that's like a week away. Yeah. Well, mine is a month later, so we'll still have the studio. It depends, actually, what we want. I'm going to be working from the other office. Jenna's from this office. So who pulls rank?

Because this is further for me now. Well, I'm trying to convince the managers to let us trash the building. Yeah, I still really want to help with the demolition of this place. I just want some of the free gear. Apparently they're just putting it in skip bins. What? I'm not joking. Oh, it's been years since I've been dumpster diving.

I'm so glad you've told me this. Yes, I'm not joking. I used to do it a lot around the Macquarie area when I went to Macquarie Uni. No, there's quite a lot in the Macquarie area. If you want to go dumpster diving in Sydney, Macquarie and North Ryde is the best spot to do it. There you go. Hot tip. What do you get, food?

No. I'm not a rat. No, I don't mean a rat. I more mean like lobster and... No, you're getting furniture. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I misread that completely. And microphones apparently.

Yeah, in this building, yeah. What else is there? USB sticks, a lot of cords, a lot of fiber optic cables. Anyway, should we go? Yeah, we should. By the way, in answer to your question, who pulls rank, probably you because, Jenna, you have to go in that direction anyway when you're going home.

That's true. To the new studio. He would be going out of his fucking way. I would. You'd be going home. Yeah, but I'm trying to convince people to let us demolish the building. That actually doesn't connect to this conversation at all. We can come back especially to demolish it.

Oh, and we will. I have a sledgehammer. We have to record a podcast. Oh, and we will. Yeah. I have a sledgehammer. We have to record a podcast. Yeah. An award winning. Yeah. Multi-million dollar grossing. Multi-million dollar grossing.

Yeah. Yeah. We gross more than Madam Web. That's true. Who's Madam Web? You know, the new- The new Dakota Johnson movie. Crap movie.

People are laughing, trust me. Okay. Two people, but- Sure. The Madam Web fans are dying. Yeah. So we do. I forgot I already did that.

Yeah, this was the break in between. Hope you feel 2% better. We're out of here. Love you. See you. Goodbye. Bye, bub. Is it just me?

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