Is It Just Me? - #194: Photoshop Fail

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

Kate Middleton isn't alone...    In this episode: Is Churi going in the 'I'm A Celeb' Jungle? (01:21) Does Coombs look like a woman? (07:50) Our dream jobs as a child (14:00) A sleep hack for when your thoughts are racing (19:44) Coombs’ photoshop that made headline (29:27) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (47:02)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Is this an intervention? No, it's not an intervention.

Well, a team meeting. That's not an intervention. No one's in trouble. Jenna and I just have a group chat without you in it and we were very scared. So you have a direct message? I'm not jealous of that. Now here's Mitch Turey and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you.

How are you? Yeah, I'm just fucking on top of the world. You know me. Yeah, of course, always. It's you every day of the week. Just chirpy. You're known for your attitude, your happy-go-lucky vibe. My glass-half-full approach to everything.

Yeah, of course. You've been better lately. You used to be more of a pessimist, but now you're more of an optimist, I feel. Yeah. Yeah, of course. You've been better lately. You used to be more of a pessimist, but now you're more of an optimist, I feel. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. I credit Sean to that. Oh. That's not a bad thing.

See, that when it started. No, no. It's just mellowed you out. Oh. It's a good thing. It's all compliment with love. It just means you're a great match. You're a good couple.

You work well together. See, I actually feel compelled to be more of a bitch around him just for balance because he's so horrifically pleasant. Far too nice. Far too nice. Prizekeeper Jenna's here. Hi, Jenna. Hi.

I'm deeply stressed. Why? Because potentially in four days' time, I could be going to Africa in the I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here jungle. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think you're supposed to say that. I'm allowed to say that. It's fully announced. It's revealed. The world knows. That you're going. Well, potentially, yeah. I don't think you're supposed to say that. I'm allowed to say that. It's fully announced. It's revealed. The world knows. That you're going. Well, potentially, yeah. So Julian Morrison, what's his name?

Who's the kid? The Irwin boy. Robert Irwin. What's his name? The kid. The boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Wanted a radio personality. So they came on the pickup and said, Brit, Laura or Mitch, one of you are going to be flying to Africa on this coming Friday. So we have to do challenges all week. And one of you are going to be fly to Africa on this coming Friday. So we have to do challenges all week. And then whoever wins the challenges gets to go to Africa.

I'm like, I might lose. I don't think I want to go to Africa. Yeah, just fuck it up. You'll be right. You reckon? Just what? Throw the challenges? Yeah, just do a dreadful job.

That'll actually be so easy. It might be a trick where the loser has to go. Gee, Jenna, that's what I thought too. I feel like if you were actually going, surely they would have done some sort of negotiations, gotten managers involved. Can they really just spring it on you? They're all involved.

I've had to sign waivers. I've had to do pre-approval for sheets. I've got times for the flights. I think you're going. I don't think. So by the time our darling idiots are listening to this, they'll know whether you're going or not. No, they will not.

Oh, right. But I have asked ahead of time if I can plug my CPAP into the jungle somewhere and they said absolutely not. You'll just have to choke. Well, Shane Warne could smoke. He could smoke. So I should be able to get my life-saving CPAP machine. Surely they could get production to build an African outlet into a pine tree

or something next to camp. This is an odd suggestion, but is it possible or a bit fucked up to borrow someone's sleep apnea machine? I've got two. You can borrow them. Do you? Because what if I just gave it a whirl? Do you think you have sleep apnea? Well, it'd be nice to find out.

Process of elimination. Because I just keep waking up during the night and not being able to get to sleep right away, which is why I'm doing a sleep hack on today's episode. Oh, yeah. Good tie-in. Yeah. Well, you can borrow what I've got, too. I've got an at-home one that I use every night and a portable one for travel. You can just take the travel one for a night.

Can I actually? Yeah. You'd have to deeply sanitize it, but that's all right. Just clean it for me. Wouldn't you clean it before you give it to me? Absolutely not. No, no. Because if you don don't i'm happy for you to have my juices but i don't want yours wow what a slander against my juices no i mean i've got

beautiful juice well you're not sick actually i really couldn't care less you know i had covid um and i when i first got diagnosed had covid i was using it and then my auntie and uncle like we want to try it so they had a nap using it and I had COVID. They didn't realise. And they didn't get COVID. They didn't? No. I'm not kidding.

I'd love to give it a whirl. Is that something I'm not supposed to do? Is it like using an asthma puffer when you don't have asthma? It's just that it's, no, it's not a medication. It's a treatment. It's just that the settings won't be right because mine is fully tweaked for the amount of apneas that I have. I don't even know what an apnea is.

An apnea is when you stop breathing during sleep. But do you really need it anymore? Yeah, mine's central sleep apnea. So there's two types of sleep apnea. It's central, which is like where your brain goes, you're not going to breathe. And then obstructive, which is when you've got a mass on your neck or it's physiological.

So I've got the brain one, which I kind of have for life. Like I've lost 45 kilos and my doctor's like, you're going to lose your apnea. And now it's the same. Oh, interesting. So it's in the brain. But you can use it, Mitch. You feel amazing.

I have oxygen all night long. And it's quiet. It's a little mousey mouse. Because I don't know if that's the reason I'm waking up two or three times a night. Because I don't have oxygen. I don't know if that's it. It could be one of the reasons. Yeah.

Anyway, it'll be interesting to find out. Sleep apnea is so common. I endorse everyone to go get a free sleep study. You can get free sleep studies. And they put wires and probes on you. Oh, okay. be interesting to find out. Sleep apnea is so common. You know, you can get, and I endorse everyone, to go get a free sleep study. You can get free sleep studies, and they put wires and probes on you. Oh, okay, maybe I'll do that instead. In the olden days, yeah, that's probably a better idea. The olden days of doing it in a hospital are gone. You do it in your house now.

Oh, really? Because I was going to say, do you have to sleep in front of doctors? When I was 15, you have to sleep in, like, a zoo enclosure, and two people watch you, and they take shifts while you sleep. That's what I picture it as. That sounds dreadful. It's awful. They loved it when I masturbated though.

Yuck, especially at 15. Yuck. Oh, it would have been fully virile. You could have been cracking stiffies all night. I was. God. So now it's changed. My erections?

No, they're all right. They're just not as strong as they were when I was 15. Well, anyway, I'm not claiming that I'm going to be able to cure your apnea. No, no, no. I do have a sleep hack that is supposed to be helpful for calming your racing mind before you go to bed, which is partly the issue with me falling asleep. And this isn't an ad. No, no, no.

It's not an ad. Yeah. I need it. I mean, with my sleep apnea, it's amazing. Sometimes I wake up and because it's just a nose nozzle, I don't have it over the mouth. It's like leaking. So I'm just air has been blowing in my face. So I have like an upward fringe.

I've had like a free blowout. Yeah, nice. Yeah. And also I'm going to be revealing my Photoshop fail. Yeah. As I've always said, I'm just like Princess Kate. Yes. We're in the same boat and always have been.

People often say that. He does. My friends go, how's that podcast with the Royal? I go, no, it's Mitchell Coombs. I do the show with Mitchell Coombs for God's sake. I'm actually not kidding right now. People have made comparisons with the hair. My long hair, they've said, oh, you look like Princess

Cain. I'm like, well, look, I'm going for it, isn't it? Well, it is bizarre. You're very Cain. I'm very Diana and Jenna is, of course, Prince Andrew. You think you're Diana, do you? Of course. No way, you're Camilla. I am not Camilla. I'm not Andrew. Yes, you are. You can't argue it.

Yes, I can. You can, but that's very Andrew. Why don't you go on 60 Minutes and talk about it? I do sweat. I was going to say, you're sweating now. Who's the horse girl on The Crown? What's her name? Anne.

Anne, yeah. Princess Anne. You're actually very Anne. I was saying Jenna was. Yeah, I'm Anne. Yeah, you are Anne. How am I fucking Anne? I'm stoic. No, I want to be Anne, not Andrew. Yeah, you'm Anne. Yeah, you are Anne. How am I fucking Anne? I'm stoic. No, I want to be Anne, not Andrew.

Yeah, you're Anne. Okay, thank you. Who would I be if not Carrie? What living royal am I? Camilla. No, I'm not Camilla. That was very Camilla of you. No, I'm not Camilla.

She gets a bad rap. God, the royals are so cool. Like, they're fucked. No, but the story, sorry, not cool, wrong word. So engaging. I'm so into it. And the fact that you are intertwined with the Mitchell and you almost went to legal court with a pop star is incredible.

Yeah. And that's the story we get to. It's very close to the true story. It is quite close to the truth. Yeah, like an OJ Simpson trial. That's very what Mitch went through. I think the nicest way of putting it is, obviously Princess Kate's Photoshop fail made the news,

as did mine. There you go. And that's on the show today. And I'll tell you a bit later. But first, though, is it just me, of course? Yeah. If you're listening, we start every episode. If you're listening.

If you're listening and it might be not the reoccurring time, it's your first time. Every episode we start with, is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's. Yeah. So we're going in blind here, dog. I went first last time. Do you want to begin? Yeah, I can go. Sure something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitchell's. Yeah, so we're going in blind here, dog. I went first last time.

Do you want to begin? Yeah, I can go. Sure. You may as well. Jenny, you just do as you're told, okay? Okay. All right. Is it just me or...

Do I look more like a woman than usual lately? What? This feels like a trap. I don't think so. No. I'm highly, highly confused with my social media activity recently. But can I say something I have noticed? Yeah. Your hair

has been looking so good. Thanks, I've got a new mousse. So nice and sticky. I've been admiring it. It's looking thick, you're right. Between the mousse and the mask I've got, oh beautiful. Mousse and mask? Yes. Sure. It's like a shine mask and then a mousse that I put in when it's wet before I go to bed. You're going to piss people off.

Tell them what it is. What do you mean? Well, what is the mousse and the mask? I can't remember. Oh, shoot. Actually, I think they're both Wella branded. Anyway. Oh, Wella's good, yeah.

But I don't think you look more female. Well, neither did I, but only in the last month. Only in the last month. Yes. Basically fucking everything I post post i've been getting comments from people saying shave your beard love women aren't supposed to have beards oh god here we go and as i've said before hello have you been to orpen yes women can have facial hair yes but also why all of a sudden do people lay eyes on me and think oh that's someone trying to pass

as a woman but the facial hair is what the giveaway is, that they were perhaps born a man. And I'm now having to clarify that I'm not a woman, nor did I used to be a woman, nor am I endeavouring to become a woman. Correct. I can't believe I'm having to clarify this now. No, I mean, are people that dumb that they see long hair and go, woman? Yeah, I don't get that. I don't understand it.

It started with the video that I posted at the Taylor Swift show pretending that I wanted to be proposed to by Sean. That was a good video. Yeah, that was one of your best. And I think because I was sort of imitating a clingy white bitch and because I dolled myself up for the show, so I kind of understood why people thought that I looked like a woman. And so people were like, oh, God, if you're a woman,

I wouldn't propose to you either because look at that fucking beard. Jesus. Which, by the way, side note, is it just me on the fly? I hate having to shave because I shave now more than ever. I used to be able to get away with like one shave a week and then it became two a week and now it's every second day because my facial hair grows that quickly. So don't think I'm not shaving.

Everyone's like, you need to shave. I probably did an hour ago. I promise you. I promise you. And so it started with the Taylor Swift thing and then our podcast artwork. Obviously, I was impersonating Beyonce. I looked quite fucking fabulous.

I was Jay-Z. I understood that people might have thought that I was a woman because I looked like a fucking supermodel. And people were commenting, shave your beard, love. And one of them was someone who'd been following me for a while. What? They'd been following me for seven months. And I commented back saying, you know that sometimes men have beards.

And he replies, oh, I've been telling everyone, all my friends, to follow this Mitchell chick who I think is really funny because I thought that's the look you were going for. I thought you were a woman. That's not true. That's what he said. They have to be a fucking idiot. Also, I've got the artwork up.

You've got barely any stubble. Yeah, I was looking at that too. See, I was cleanly shaven and even then too much stubble apparently because it grows back so quick because surprise, surprise, there is testosterone in my system. 100% because yes, yes. And so those two, thelor swift one and the podcast artwork i was like sure i looked a bit dolled up maybe they thought i was a woman but i posted a

video when i went home for mom's birthday i'd been on the road for fucking seven hours i was sweaty i was tired i did not have one lick of makeup on i did not look dulled up and same fucking thing why did this girl have a beard i I was like, what is going on? I've never gotten these comments before and suddenly I'm being hammered. I think all it says is that you're reaching new heights of your success because you're reaching those corners of the internet where people believe those things. Your videos are just going viral.

They're being seen by more people. Inevitably that's going to happen. Possibly. When my stuff goes viral sometimes, all it is is look at your tits. He's got tits. It's all they say. They go, who's this lesbian? I'm not joking.

When videos go big, people just go to the lowest hanging fruit. People that eat tits. Right. But okay, maybe that's true because I've noticed, particularly on Facebook Reels, my videos have been reaching dreadful corners of the internet. Yeah. But things like my profile picture, the podcast artwork,

that just went to my people that follow me. And the comments are still there. I'm like, have you followed me this whole time? I thought I was a woman. Yeah. I don't get that. So I found an old video of mine, right? This is from like a year or two ago.

Do I look more masculine here? I still had long hair. You know what? Now you mention it. Really? It's because you've lost so much weight in your face, you've got a chiseled jaw.'s because you've lost so much weight in your face, you've got a chiseled jaw. What?

You've lost so much weight in your face. Is that a feminine thing? Well, no. No, I feel like you look more feminine there. In the old one? Yeah. Well, now I'm equally confused. Don't read into it.

Also, there's nothing wrong with looking feminine. Oh, I've always believed that and I've led by a fucking example, but it's only suddenly in the last few weeks or whatever that people have started to think that I'm not a feminine man. I'm just a flat out woman with a beard. Here's the idea. Just lean into it and just say that you are a woman and then really fuck with them and go, yes, you've noticed.

Thanks. I'm actually really insecure about my fucking facial hair. No, be like- It's a hormone imbalance. Thanks a fucking lot. Thank you so much. I will shave. Totally.

Totally. I ran out of bleach. My beautician has gone into liquidation. I usually get the Mo Wax. Exactly. Just go thank you. No one's ever had the guts to tell me they didn't like it. And I'm going through menopause.

Totally. So fuck you. Oh, very good. Anyway. Fuck them. So the verdict is I don't look especially feminine at the moment. No, Mitchell. No, you don't.

I don't think so. Maybe it's the mousse and the mask and the hair. I think maybe. That's what throwing people. I think maybe the anal sex with your male partner. What does the anal sex have to do with anything? Just what means gay. That was never up for discussion.

That's true, actually. Mitchell's gay? But even if I, for instance, like, was a trans woman. Yeah. How fucking rude. Yes. Of course. To be like, get rid of your fucking mode, love.

Fuck you. Oh, it's rude regardless. It's disgusting, yeah. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Whatever. We'll move on.

Do you have any that just mean for us? Yeah, I've got one, of course. Please. I'll hit you now. Is it just me or? Was everyone else's dream job as a child to work on Getaway? Yeah. All I wanted as a kid was to work on Getaway.

I wanted to be Jules Lund and Katrina Roundtree like there was no tomorrow. Yeah. I really wanted to work on that show. Now as an adult, I realise that'd be fucking hell. Why would it be hell? Travelling is so exhausting and the packing of your bag, living out of a suitcase is awful. After doing four weeks in Europe, I'm like, I can't do another week.

Where do I wash my clothes? I've got to find a laundromat. It's expensive. You've got conversion rates. You've got different plugs in different sockets. Having your job being to travel, they make it look glamorous. I guarantee you they're there for 24 hours at a time. Imagine how much footage doesn't get used. Yes.

Because they go to like different corners of Europe and like, look at this beautiful spot and it's seven hours away. Here's another beautiful spot. And they do what, 10 seconds of talking to the camera? 100%, yep. So it would probably be a bit of a nightmare. Having said that, I've never once wanted a job on Getaway. I used to hate that show.

Really? I thought it was so boring. Really? Yes. Get away. I loved it. I just never got off on like real estate porn. Oh, look at these rich houses that I can never afford.

Knowing that I can't afford them. I just don't look. Yeah, I feel you on that. It doesn't do much for me. So like the holidays, we were raised in a bloody drought. Our idea of a holiday was going to fucking Penrith movie cinemas. Right. Orange.

Oh, orange, yeah. Yeah. I never thought, it's not that I wanted to travel. I just wanted that job. Jules Lander's like, here I am parasailing and next I've got lunch with a local tribe clan leader. And then he'd be eating like carver out of a coconut shell. I'm like, oh, I want to be doing that.

But it's also like, oh, you don't really have to do much you just travel yeah it seemed like the dream job but then adulthood kicked in reality kicked in and you realize that it's not fun you know what i'm actually more interested in my guilty pleasure is katrina roundtree's instagram i'm more interested in her home life than any fucking holiday she goes on i don't follow her oh my god it's so worth it she gives you updates on the chooks she gives you updates on the She's more interested in her home life than any fucking holiday she goes on. I don't follow her. Oh, I am upset. Oh, my God. It's so worth it. She gives you updates on the chooks. She gives you updates on the shed being built.

It's fabulous. Her experience at Taylor Swift was astounding. Is she Katrina Roundtree? Yeah. Like, catch-ry-owner. Yeah, catch-ry-owner. While I get her up, what were quickly your dream jobs as kids? Because I distinctly remember I had two.

Well, I'm glad you've asked, actually, because you know what I've been thinking lately? What? Career change? Well, not a change. But what I'm doing now, as in making videos full time, podcasting full time, essentially, I feel like I enjoyed it more when it was a side hustle. Yes. And so I've been thinking of getting an actual job.

Right. Like what? So that I enjoy been thinking of getting an actual job. Right. Like what? So that I enjoy all the creative stuff more. As a project. Yes. Yes. And so when I was a kid, I wanted to be a hairdresser. And I'm like, I might fucking go to TAFE.

Yeah. I can see you as a hairdresser. The only thing is that I don't want to do it full time. I'm like, I'll do every second Tuesday or something. Do it. I can't commit to doing a full time hairdressing job. Once a month. Yeah, maybe. God, isn't that funny? I'm the opposite. I've been thinking, I've never actually had a period since I was 18 where I haven't worked full time. And I'm 28. I'd kill to not work and just do the podcast. Want to swap? Do you want to hit award winning radio, two radio shows? I'd rather eat my own shit.

Honestly. Because it drains you, doesn't it? When you're expected to do these things Do you want to hit award-winning two radio shows? I'd rather eat my own shit, honestly. Fair enough. Because it drains you, doesn't it? When you're expected to do these things that you used to love so much full time, it takes the fun out of it. No, I still love it, but I know what you mean, yes. But I remember even when I was younger, right, I used to make all those fan videos and stuff in my own time. Now I couldn't think of anything worse.

You're like, son of a bitch, if I have to look at Premier Pro for one more second. Totally, totally. But even this, I'm like, God, I've got to come in. I've got to do more talking. I don't want to talk. The last thing I want to do is talk. I think I'd talk more in a week, if I said this on the show, than a pilgrim woman would

ever talk in her entire fucking life. It's true. Now, Katrina Rantree is not who I'm thinking about. I'm so sorry. It's who I'm thinking about. Go on her Instagram. No, I am. But who am I thinking about? I'm so sorry. It's who I'm thinking about. Go on her Instagram. No, I am. But who am I thinking about?

It's hard to say, really. I think it's Better Homes and Gardens. Oh, wait. The one with the huge knockers? Oh, my goodness, yes. Joanna Griggs? Oh, I think it's Joanna Griggs. Yeah.

No, we love her. She's the one that blasted the Olympics. That was shit. Yes. Was she an Olympian? Yeah. Did she blast the Olympics? She was doing the Olympics coverage and she basically said,

that was rubbish. Was it the opening ceremony or something for the Commonwealth Games? I think so, yeah. What did she host? Better Homes and Gardens. Yeah, is that what Joanna Griggs hosted? Yeah. That's what I'm thinking of.

She does host at the moment. Okay, but here's Katrina Roundtree's. Look at her. Isn't she just angelic? Oh, she's got sheep. They're the sheep. The sheep. It's just so funny that she's so dolled up looking TV ready

and she's roughing it in the shearing shed. I love her. It's worth a follow, Cherry. Do it. Okay, I'll give her a follow. Can I just say a game that I reckon we should play on the show at one point? When you go to an Instagram account, it says related accounts. I think we should play a game.

Who's related to me? Well, that's my point. We try to find someone. Like, we try to find Mitchell in the related to. Yeah, go to mine. Go to the bottom where it says related accounts. Oh. All right, hey.

Celeste Barber. Triple J. Fuck off. How insulting. The Prime Minister of Australia? Yeah, we're thick as thieves, Albo and I. I call him Ant. I love how Mitch isn't on there.

Wow, Instagram is trying to split us up. Oh, can you see mine? Yeah, quick. I bet you're online. What are you? I'm Jenna underscore Benson. Here we go. Related accounts.

Off in my lat. Oh, charm. You're listening to Is It Just Me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. Okay, are you guys ready for a nap, potentially? Apparently. You've brought us hacks in the past. Have I?

They haven't worked. Yeah, you've tried to make me fall asleep on the show before, which makes me think you want to just do weird things. When did I do that? You made me lie back in the chair. I remember that was the phone app that was meant to replicate an acid trip because the phone torch just flashes in your eyes. I still stand by that.

It's called Luminate. I love it. Yeah. It didn't work for me. I think it did, didn't it? You said that you had hallucinations. I say thanks to Harry this up. Oh.

He does. Oh, I'm trying to remember what you claimed that you hallucinated. I think you said you saw a giant praying mantis or something. Oh, I probably did. It was the praying mantis. No, no. I didn't make that up. No, I just don't think.

I can't remember. So my hacks do work. Take that back. Sorry. They back sorry what's your new hack because i'm ready yeah so i've been struggling to fall asleep recently i'll do everything right i'll try and have an hour of screen free time they say you should do that i'll take a sleep supplement all my vitamins i'll pop the fucking diffuser on with some lavender oil yeah i'll put the eye mask on. I'll go to bed. And then my mind's racing a million miles an hour. I can't get to sleep. I can't get comfortable.

And then when I eventually do get to sleep, sometimes it can take two hours. Yeah, that's not good. And even when I'm asleep, I usually wake up two or three times a night. I'm like, fuck me. I just want to sleep through the night. I wake up feeling refreshed. I genuinely can't remember the last time I did that. Yeah.

The last time I slept all the way through the night was because I was so fucking hung over. Like I'd had that much to drink and I'm like, I am trying to do the healthy thing here. I shouldn't have to write myself off every night just to sleep through the night. No, definitely not. You should A, go to the doctor, not talk to Jenna and I, but I think we can help in this moment. Yeah, I'm thinking that's the next step.

Get a sleep test. Sleep doctors exist. They're amazing. Yeah, okay. I actually, I'm genuinely thinking about that now i'm gonna have to i gave you my therapist i'll give you my sleep doctor they'll work wonders how far do i have to travel no no uh randwick oh sweet not bad at all i travel to see them because they're that good fuck yeah i'm not kidding i'll get those details off you but um you know how tiktok has a way of reading your mind i didn't search sleep hacks.

And there's this one that comes up and says, if you're struggling to fall asleep and you have ADHD, this trick might work. And I was like, fuck me. You've got my attention. Yeah. Keep going, lady. Okay. So what do you do? Well, I want to try it on you.

I'm not suggesting you have to fall asleep right here, right now. But maybe you can just tell me, oh, yeah, this is working. I'm starting to nod off. Okay. Well, I used to struggle falling asleep. Now I fall asleep right here, right now. But maybe you can just tell me, oh, yeah, this is working. I'm starting to nod off. Okay. Well, I used to struggle falling asleep. Now I fall asleep in five minutes flat as I've aged. Okay. I'm good with my sleep.

Oh, just naturally? Yeah. I take no supplements. That's so frustrating. I know I'm lucky. I'm lucky. Yeah. Anyway, so basically how it works is it's kind of like counting sheep vibes.

Uh-huh. So let's just say you've gone to bed, your mind's racing, and you know how you get a bit frustrated with yourself, like, oh, just stop thinking, stop thinking. Yes, all the time. This method, rather than putting pressure on yourself to stop thinking, you just channel your thoughts into something that's, frankly, quite boring. Here's how it works.

Okay. Pick a category. Let's say, like, I don't know, fruits and vegetables. Uh-huh. Yep. Boring. And then rather than trying to switch your thoughts off, you just use your thoughts to go through the alphabet from A, B, C onwards and pick a fruit or vegetable.

So for example, you might be sitting there going apple, banana, carrot, whatever it is. Yeah. And eventually you're supposed to just get so fucking bored that you nod off. So it's boring. It sort of calms your brain. Yeah. But it doesn't put any pressure on yourself to switch off your thoughts.

You're actually just using your thoughts. Yeah, yeah. Maybe you could play old episodes of Trash Alley because that would bore me to pieces and I'd be able to fall asleep. Is that the premise? Or you could listen to The Night Show. No, no. Well, you'd stay up all night.

It's a thrilling experience. See, it hurts, doesn't it? No, not your episode. When your co-host slags off your fucking work. No, no, no. It's not you. When you left and they got that model in. From one model to the other, I guess.

Yeah, of course. Birds of feather. Okay, should I turn the lights off in the studio? Sure. Yeah. So I've brought a sleep mask with me. Can you bring up some sleep music? Yeah, of course I can.

Do you want to do the thing where you lie on the floor? Yeah, definitely. Have you got the extension cord? Yeah, I've got an extension cord. There's one there. Now, obviously I'm not suggesting anyone tries this right now if you're driving a car or whatever. Actually, you probably wouldn't be able to play along

because we're doing an example. Yes. So maybe give it a crack later if your mind's racing and you want to calm your thoughts down. Okay, this is good. So I've got the mic on an extension cord. Can I have that sleeping mask? Of course.

I'm going to lie down. I'm going to take this mic sock as a pillow. Oh, do you want me to give you something as a pillow? No, it's all right. No, actually, I prefer – God, my back is going to crack. I can find a couch cushion out there or something, or is that all right? Oh. Did you get a good crack? I got a brilliant crack. out there or something, or is that all right? Oh. Did you get a good crack?

I got a brilliant crack. I love doing that, laying down on the Pilates mat. Oh, no, it wasn't in my back. Jenna's just standing over me. All right, I'm putting my eye mask on. It's dark in the studio. Okay, so do you want me to say A, B, C, and then you just go from there? Yeah, good idea.

Okay. All right, I've got a few topics here. I've got them written down on paper. Okay. I'll pull one out for? Yeah, good idea. Okay. All right. I've got a few topics here. I'm just going to, I've got them written down on paper. Okay. I'll pull one out for you. Ready? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, it's good to sleep on a hard surface. Okay. Your category is? I feel like I'm on the chase. Well, try not to act like you're on the chase. Okay. It's meant to be calming. Boring, sure.

And don't rush yourself. Your category is things you'd find in a supermarket. Am I saying them out loud? Well, how else do you think I want you to say it? Oh, out loud. It's a podcast. Yes, that'd be ideal. Okay, you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. A. Apple. B. Banana. C. Cherry ripe. D.

Digital camera. D. Digital camera. E. Eggplant. F. Frozen meals. G. Gravy. H. Horlicks. I. Ice creams. J. Jam.

K. Cogs, crunchy nut. Just checking in. Are you feeling tired, dozing off? It's not working, Mitchell. I'm awake and I can feel Zed coming. You can feel what? I can feel Zed coming. My head feel what? I can feel Zed coming. My head goes, I don't know what I'd get at the supermarket that starts with Zed.

This isn't working. Okay, up you get. Wait, can we change the location? The what? Like, grocery store's weird. I find grocery shopping exciting, so I'm excited. Okay. I've got all these categories written down.

Do you want me to pull another one? Give me the most boring category. Okay. The next category is TV shows and movies. Oh, God. And the alphabet too, okay. Yeah. All right.

Do you want me to say the letters or are you fine or just keep going? I'm fine to keep going. All right. I get the point. Abbott Elementary. Braveheart. Cats and Dogs the film. Dinosaur.

Elmo in the big city. See, now I'm stressed. Fallout Boy the documentary do you want to tap out i hate this game i'm honestly okay this is dumb you know what i'm more awake than ever i'm actually glad that this is how you've responded because it didn't work for me either i thought there was something wrong with me fuck tikt. The first night that I tried it, it worked. I was out like a light actually. It really, really worked. But then I started getting competitive.

I'm not sure who with, because I was just competing with myself. Yes. And then I started to get really frantic like I was on the fucking chase. That's how I felt. It didn't help. I started getting so aggressive in my head. Mitchell, can I say, if that's what you need to fall asleep, that's not normal. I just close my eyes and I'm asleep within minutes.

But all the comments swore by it. And so I was sure that it was going to work because it worked for me once. But then I started getting really fucking competitive. So do you want me to give it a crack now? Yeah. I'll show you what it brings out of me. Yes, sure. Show us.

Do you want the lights off and the lavender mask? Well, I bought the sleep mask for a reason. Yeah, true. The lights can probably stay on. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Do you need me to count you in? Hold on.

My category is... Oh, yeah. Sydney suburbs. Okay, sure. Okay. Can you do the thing where you say the letters? Yes. And I'll respond.

All right. I'll try and stay calm. I'll try and stay calm. Mitchell, good luck falling asleep. Thank you. Sydney suburbs starting with A. Artarmon. B.

Bankstown. C. Collaroy. D. D-Y. E. Epping. F.

French's Forest. G. Gordon. H. Pinebush. I. Ingleside. J. Jordan Springs. Calm down. K. Kellyville. A. L. Gordon H Pinebush I Ingleside J

Jordan Springs Calm down Kellyville L Leichhardt M Mascot Newtown

O Oran Park P Penrith Q C Cacus Hills Surrey Hills

Terry Hills Ultimo Four Clues X X X Expensive rent. Why?

You're going to. Z. Zeland. Oh, yes. See, you're stressed out. But now I'm really stressed. See, I'm not rested. You're the opposite. That's what it does to me when I'm trying to sleep.

Mitchell, this could be the worst hack you've ever brought to the show. Well, I was going to say if it worked on you, but thank God. Did not work. It's not just me. Ah, full circle, full circle. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches.

If you don't, you're a dickhead. All right, now, long awaited, Mitchell, you will be revealing your Photoshop fail, or as I like to refer to it, your moment, your brush with crime and the law. You almost ended up in federal celebrity court. This was a big moment for you. It's not quite how it happened.

Now, will you tell the story? Because it does involve a big celebrity. I don't know why. I'm actually, I thought this was going to be a fun story to tell, but I'm actually feeling a bit nervous. Are you got PTSD? Because I'm still quite embarrassed about this to this day. Well, this is off the back of Kate Middleton, all the Photoshop drama surrounding her and the many photos

she's released and the royals have released that were Photoshopped. You've had your own crisis at a similar level and to a similar public interest. Exactly. I mean, I actually don't believe what they're trying to tell us about Kate Photoshopping the photo. They put out this photo. I'm sure everyone's across it, but they put out the photo

on Mother's Day trying to appease everyone that was worried about Kate's whereabouts, because she hasn't been seen in ages. No. And the photo did not put anyone's mind at ease, because it was clearly doctored and not very well. No, it was doctored terribly. And then Kate came out on Twitter and said, I was playing around on my iPad mini, and I accidentally photoshopped it in Canva a little too far. K.

C. C. X. X. She said, like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. So they're blaming her saying it was a Photoshop fail, which I'm just going to put it out there. I don't believe it for a second. I think she's dead.

That's not true. But let's just operate on the assumption that that is true. Correct. I'm here to say, Katie, you're not the only one, my girl. It's not just you. No, happens to the best of us. I've had a Photoshop fail that has landed in the news headlines as well. I remember this.

Hit us. Tell us the story. This is going back to when I worked for the Kyle and Jackie O show. I was their video producer for three or four years. Yeah. And do you remember when I first started at KISS? I wasn't working for that show yet, but I probably told you my goal is to work for Kyle and Jackie O by the time I'm 25. Yes.

And then I got the job at age 21. And I was obviously stoked, but also kind of shitting myself. I was so young, so out of my depth, so nervous. Yeah. And so nervous that they gave me the nickname Meek Mitch. Of course. Yeah, Meel Meek. So that's the context that you fucking need going into this.

I'm Meek Little Mitch. And my job was to put all the social media stuff for them out into the world. How long did you stay in that job? I forget. Three or four years, I just said. Yeah. And in that time, there was a few things that I created

and put out into the world that landed in headlines. Just Google Kyle Sandilands, Virgin Mary. Yeah, don't bring that up. I'm not getting involved with that. It's still too soon to talk about that. But this one, not quite as controversial, but equally embarrassing for me, I would say. Yeah, okay. They were doing this thing on the show where they were talking about, is it possible to

make a hit song in one day? Yeah. And so they were sort of just proving that with the right producer even someone who can't sing necessarily well like jackie if you can still make a fucking bop really yeah and so they put together this song called honey money they did in a day they did and they debuted it on the radio show the next morning do you reckon it's still in the system i've got the song here i've got the song do've got the song. Do you want the hook or do you want the full song? Oh, give us the hook.

Yeah, so Honey Money, this is the song that Jackie O created. Yeah, this is Jackie O's voice. You can barely recognise it. My body, my bottles be poppin'. What? My body, my bottles be poppin'. You might have had a good drop. It's catchy, right?

I'm just a honey, making my money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they recorded that in the morning Then by the afternoon It was on streaming yeah Yeah No I think they recorded the song After the show that day

And then the next morning They debuted it Yeah And then Because I was the video producer I filmed them debuting the song Yeah And had their reactions in studio

To Kyle hearing it for the first time Whatever And then I put it on the YouTube channel. Yeah, you're doing your job. Yes. And I created a thumbnail for the YouTube video. Right. And in that thumbnail, I photoshopped an artwork of Iggy Azaleas, which was not random.

I think Kyle had made some joke about, oh, who do you think you are? Releasing a single. Who are you? Iggy Azalea. Like calling her a white rapper, I think. Yeah, maybe trying to imply. I think he said, oh, who are you? Jackie Azalea or something.

And so I took an existing artwork of Iggy Azalea's and photoshopped Jackie O's face on it purely for the YouTube thumbnail. That's it. That's it. Wasn't the album artwork or anything? No. That's as far as it went. Well, that's as far as I thought it was going to go.

And I didn't put much effort into the Photoshop because I thought, it's a YouTube thumbnail. Who's going to be paying that close attention? And obviously the whole thing's a piss take anyway. Yes. And so anyway, pop it on YouTube, come into work the next day, and the audio producer at the time, Kian, who has his own podcast actually, what's it called again?

Already cancelled. Oh. Kian Yazan Evnisha. Good for them. Yeah, that's them. Shout out. So he was the audio producer at the time and he said, hey, can you send me that artwork that you made with Jackie on Iggy's Alia? And I was like, sure.

What are you doing with it? Yeah. And he said, well, we've decided that we're going to put the song on iTunes and see if we can get it to number one. Yeah. And all the proceeds from people buying the song will go to charity, whatever, whatever. And I was like, oh, hang on a minute. Just a fucking minute.

What? You can't use that as the official artwork. Are you sure? Like, I put no effort into that. Can't I do something today can i take a photo of jackie today and make a new one he's like nah nah bro it's all good everyone knows it's a piss take it's fine it doesn't matter oh no that's not how that works in a court of law i think and i was like okay sure so i sent it to him that went out as the official artwork for the the photo. My bullshit photoshopping. Yeah.

Can I find it? Is it available anywhere? Yeah. Just Google Jackie O Honey Money and you'll find it. You can tell that it's photoshopped. Well, yeah. That's the whole thing. It wasn't supposed to be like a subtle photoshop hoping no one noticed.

It's like I didn't do a good job. Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Okay. So here it is. Mitchell, that's a shocking job. Well, yeah. But I thought that was the point.

Yeah, I mean, it's clearly a piss take. You photoshopped her head onto Iggy's body. If I'm being really fucking honest, I didn't make it shit on purpose. I just didn't try that hard because it wasn't intended to be used as an official artwork. Totally. Okay, so what happened from here? Well, oh God god he's just zoomed in on her face it looks really bad so anyway they put the song on itunes with that

horrendous photoshop job of mine yeah it's shocking and then it goes to number one everyone's overjoyed there's this huge celebration jackie's stoked she's loving herself sick. She's like, oh, I'm a number one recording artist. Fuck me dead. Yeah, it's a hit. And so that was great, whatever. And then the very next day, this is what happened. Oh, God. You're not going to believe this.

I've just been informed of something. What? So our song Honey Money, it went number one. We now have to take it down why um okay so let me tell the story can i just say the cover artwork is horrific um it's it's my head photoshopped and i didn't know who badly really badly photoshopped onto iggy azalea's body and that is a copyright infringement and we now have to take it down. This is such a disaster. They're calling your Photoshop job awful.

They threw you under the bus there. They really did. I mean, to be fair, they were quite good to me during that because I think they could tell that I was new, I was meek, and I was mortified about everything that happened. So on air, they actually blamed Intern Pete. Yeah.

Because it's a running joke that he fucks everything up. Yeah, yeah. They threw you a bone there. Yeah, they did. And Intern Pete copped the flag, even though he had nothing to do with it. Yes. It was all me. It was all fucking me.

Fuck. And I was just so fucking embarrassed about everything. Did anyone talk to you? Did anyone pull you aside and say to you, you've done the wrong thing? Did you get scolded? At no point did anyone talk to me? Did anyone pull you aside and say to you you've done the wrong thing? Did you get scolded? At no point did anyone talk to me about it which was actually worse

because little meek Mitch was overthinking it and I was like Jackie's going to hate me. Yeah. I'm going to get fired. They're all going to be so embarrassed

because no one had said anything to me about it so I was like what do they think? So I was like I'm going to have to go talk to them about it. I was like

guys I'm so sorry about that and Jackie was actually so relieved. She goes, I'm going to have to go talk to them about it. Yes. I was like, guys, I'm so sorry about that. And Jackie was actually so relieved. She goes, no, I'm so glad this is how the on-air saga ended because people were starting to pressure me to do a music video for it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All these things. I couldn't be far because I'm actually glad that this is how it ended. Like, that's funny.

She found it funny. So thank fuck. Good. But in that moment, I was just like, this has gotten so out of control. My Photoshop was never meant to go this far. So they had to take it down. There was no legal action, but there could have been. Yeah, but then have you seen the embarrassing news headlines that were generated from that?

Oh, yeah. I've got them up now. Yeah, there were people saying like, oh, this will haunt your dreams. Yeah. Jackie O's debut single has been pulled from iTunes after hitting number one due to a copyright infringement. Yeah. Oh, Mitchell.

So that's what you're referring to about me going to Celebrity Court, right? Totally. Yeah, that was me. You barely was going to see me personally. Yeah. I mean, Daily Mail really embellished. Jackie O'Henderson releases first ever single Honey Money off the back of Iggy Azalea's success.

Move over, Iggy Azalea. Jackie O'Henderson unveils her first ever urban track titled Honey Money and fans are going wild for the sexy song. One issue, the artwork. Yeah. The artwork. It's a long headline. And little did they know that it's poor little Mitchell Coombs.

I know. Well, it was never publicly announced or mentioned that it was me that did it. And yet I was still so embarrassed about the whole thing. Yeah. And there was one point where Sonia, the EP here. Actually, I don't know if she was EP at the time, but anyway. She was involved. A couple of weeks prior,

she'd asked me to Photoshop a few things really quickly. I can't even remember what it was. It might have been like Kyle and Jackie Owen Ayers saying, I wonder what we're going to look like when we're old. So a quick job. Yeah. And she was like, Mitch, quick, Photoshop it. And I'm like, now?

Yeah. She's like, yeah, they're talking about it, so just do it really quickly. And then we put it up on the screen and Kyle and Jackie Owen were like, Mitch, quick, Photoshop it. And I'm like, now? Yeah. She's like, yeah, they're talking about it. So just do it really quickly. And then we put it up on the screen. And Kyle and Jackie were like, that looks terrible. Who did that? Right. And then I think it happened a couple of times.

They wanted me to really, really quickly Photoshop Jackie O with a mullet or something. Yeah. Can't remember exactly. But basically, the honey money incident. That was like the third time that I'd done a really bad rushed Photoshop job. And Sonia says to me, Mitch, you're so fucking shit at Photoshop. You're banned from doing it ever again. And this was the first time that little meek Mitch arced up.

Yeah. She goes, you're so shit at Photoshop. And I said, well, fucking stop asking me to do it then. At no point in my job interview did they say I needed to be a graphic designer it's a separate skill no one ever asked me no can you use photoshop I never claimed to be able to use photoshop so just stop fucking asking me if it's not good enough then did they stop you well I think in that moment like Sonia wouldn't mind me telling this story we'd laugh about it now but in that moment i think she saw oh i've hit a nerve so she was like bro relax i was just staring you yeah yeah

but clearly the honey money yeah trauma was that song was playing back in your head and so this is why to this day i've never used facetune i've never fucking altered any photo of me in any way ever because i'm just i'm too scared of being caught out and the reaction it's just mortifying yeah don't do it the new artwork Mitch wanted to photoshop tits into the two of us Mitch your track record is not strong please don't that's why I always get someone better at graphic design like contraceptive diving correct I'm outsourcing because if I do it myself it'll look shit it's their specialty as well they know what they're doing exactly I mean in the new artwork the eas Easter egg of the Mona Lisa.

Look closely if you haven't clocked it yet. We had a professional do that. We won't say any more on that if you haven't yet realised. Look at the Mona. So what are you saying here? You're saying that Kate Middleton is Iggy Azalea. Is that the point? That's not at all what I said.

How did you derive that? I was just wondering. I thought maybe that's what we were angry about. Can we get Daily Mail to put that in the headlines? That'd be the next headline. Are you fading? How did you get to that conclusion? I didn't.

It's a joke. People in their cars are laughing. Only in their cars. People listening to this in the street, not the same. I'm glad you came out of that unscathed, Mitch. If you ever see Iggy's Daily Mail, and as I say that, I realise how stupid that sounds. I don't think I came out unscathed.

Reliving this. I'm still so embarrassed. As you were saying it, I'm like, this has clearly stupid that sounds. I don't think I came out on stage. Like, reliving this. I'm still so embarrassed. I know, as you were saying it, I'm like, this has clearly been said to a therapist at one point. No, it hasn't come up. That was my therapy session. Oh, good. Do you feel better?

No. I'm still easily embarrassed about it in hindsight. Don't be embarrassed. You were just doing your job. It's all good. Yes. You really were. The way live radio works is they're like,

get this and we need it 10 minutes ago. It's just not how it works. I do the same thing on my show and everyone's like, can you please stop? You know, it's the nature of it all. So no, I don't think anyone looks back at that and blames you. No. I feel like most people forgot it even now. It's also so funny.

It's like that story. Do you know what? It's funny in hindsight, but at the time I genuinely. Of course. Oh, you would have thought it was the end of your career. I did. I did. You poor thing.

Poor little fucking make niche. Well, look, there you go. You and Kate your career. I did. Yeah, I did. You poor thing. Poor little fucking Meg Mitch. Well, look, there you go. You and Kate Middleton, more alike and more in common than we even realise. If it's true that she actually edited that herself, which again, bullshit if you ask me. Yeah. She must be so mortified. Oh, yeah.

100%. But the photo's still up. I think either he's cheated on her will and she's like i will just not be i don't want to be seen with him i'm not she's just not playing ball with the royals um and she's going you fucking deal with it you talk i'm not doing i'm not talking i'm not going out in public blah blah blah or she's like had a genuine very she had surgery so she's not well and they're just letting her heal but like how bad would it have to be that she can't post a picture of her face take a selfie in the hospital bed doll yeah or put some makeup

on her i don't know yeah it is it is so weird or captivating all of this is just a pr that's what i said on instagram the other day i was like i give more of a fuck about the royal family currently than i ever have yeah exactly if she'd resumed her regular duties where she's cutting fucking ribbons or whatever she does, I wouldn't have cared. It's all a stunt to make us interested in the royal family. Yeah, great. But also to hide King Charles, his cancer. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, shit. Why did we all stop talking about that? Well, they said it was prostate cancer and then now it's- No, they said they're not- Oh, he had a prostate check, which we've all had, and then he had- Cancer. They found cancer. But it wasn't from that tense. No, it was they're not. Oh, he had a prostate check, which we've all had. And then he had cancer. They found cancer. But it wasn't from that tense. No, it was different.

Yeah. Yeah, very mysterious. But we still don't know what it is. Anyway, you came out unscathed, Mitch. Yes. And the Photoshop work you do is brilliant. Yes, we're very proud of you. My Photoshop work is not brilliant.

Don't ask me to Photoshop anything ever. Okay, I never will. I wrote fucking Wedding today On our cover photo On Facebook That was embarrassing Yeah I didn't notice that You're so fucking shit

At Photoshop meet Mitch Do you know what did make me feel better It's my son Because It wasn't our official artwork The podcast artwork That you're looking at right now As you listen

It wasn't that It was our Facebook cover photo Where I wrote Let me get it up New episodes every Monday and Wednesday But I got rid of the air so it's a wedding today yeah and one thing that made me feel better about that fuck up is that i sent all the cover photos to you two for approval and neither of you picked up on it either i didn't i did not see it and i'd shown it to

others as well no one picked up on it so i was like thank fuck i picked up on it within like 10 minutes of uploading it yeah no i did not see it not see it. Thank God. I didn't see it. I don't think anyone cared, to be honest. Everyone's on your team, you know? Yeah. So I can't use Photoshop at all. They need the red squiggly line under the text on Photoshop so I can see that I've written it wrong.

Yeah. Bring back the red squiggly line. Oh, it's never left my side. I'm so glad that it's a thing. Yeah. All right. Well, should we go, guys, on that note? Sure.

Let's go. All right. Thanks for listening, everyone. Leave us a that note? Sure. Let's go. All right. Thanks for listening, everyone. Leave us a five-star review if you haven't. We'll be back next week. I might be in the jungle, so who knows? I might not be there. You have to get a fill-in host.

Oh, God. Okay. You'll be fine. You and Jenna can hold down the fort. I might get eliminated. I don't know if that's going to work. You and Jenna. Yeah.

Yeah. There was one time in our very, very early days, it might have even been like fucking within the first ten episodes when we all worked in this office where you were fucking about talking to other colleagues and I'm in here going I want to go home! We start the podcast. And so, just to be a bit, I said to Jenna, let's fucking

start the podcast without him. And we couldn't actually hold a conversation. I remember that actually. Yeah don't remember that, actually. Yeah, we were like, maybe we do need it. But we all need each other. We just kept looking behind. I'm like, is he coming now? Although, Jenna, Mitch and I were talking.

We're very impressed with your availability this season. You haven't had one sickie in the first couple of weeks of season six. Yeah, you've done like 10 episodes without wagging. Yep. We're impressed. Thank you. You're medicated? I'm dedicated. Oh, I thought you. You're medicated? I'm dedicated.

Oh, I thought you said I'm medicated. Tell us something we don't know. Yeah, of course. You can understand our shock, though, because historically you've not been dedicated. Yes, exactly. But, you know, it's a new year. It's a new me. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. All right, let's go. Five stars, please. Look after yourself. Stay safe. We love you. Love you, idiots. Bye-bye.

See you in a week. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to A to Debrief. Hello. This is our secret segment on the end.

We pretend the show's over, but we actually just keep talking shit here. Nothing's planned or structured, what have you. Mm-hmm. Jenna was saying that because I know we keep rabbiting on about it, but it's big in our lives. We're changing studios. We'll be a new state-of-the-art studios. Yeah.

I had a look. Have I said this on the show before that I've seen our new IJM HQ? Yeah, you said that we wouldn't like them. I don't know if we will. The lighting is set to red by default. You can't change it because it's iHeartRadio. So every video we're going to have red neon lights around it. No, that's stupid. That's what I thought. We'll just look like we're having a hot flush. Red lighting. Mitchell, we don't, because we're brunettes, we don't skew nicely. Neither do you, Jenna. I'm a brunette too. You are. No, but Mitch and I

like dark chocolate brown. You're more of like a possum brown. If I had to make a sim with Jenna, I'd give it blonde hair. So would I. Yeah. You've got beautiful. Your eyebrows are gorgeous. Thank you. It's fine. But basically we spend our lives trying to look less red. Totally. So this is not fucking on our

side. The Kiss Studios are good. Something about the pink hues, bring out the pink in your cheeks. Everyone looks hot and under the pink light. You've got in WSFM, it's gold lighting, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, that'd be nice. Well, that's our colours. We're gold.

We're yellow. That's true. We should use that studio. You know what's cool? All the meeting rooms and the whole two levels of the new business, you've got gold. You walk in, there's an LED screen on the wall and you hover your hand over it and it goes pink, gold, blue. Pink for Kiss, gold for Kata or other network and then gold for-

No, gold. Blue for Kata. Oh my God, the moth flying around you right now. Sorry. Yeah, that says a lot that there's moths in the studio. Sorry about that. Yeah, and then you can just tap it and all the meeting rooms change to a set colour. Oh, that's okay.

That's cool. That's very cool. So you know how we've got the swear jar that applies to a certain missing child? Yes. I started one for Jonesy and Amanda, but we've forgotten to stick to that. I think we need a new one. No mentions of the new building until we're in it because, frankly, it does affect me and yet I'm bored by it.

And so people listening who are not affected by us changing buildings, it's going to sound the same, they're probably bored by it too. Yeah, no, I completely agree. He's got a point. I'll learn all this stuff myself. I'll find out there's a Coke fridge. I still think I'm excited for that Coke fridge. I'm excited for that Coke fridge.

I want to discover these things for myself. No spoilers, actually. No, that's true. Yeah, no spoilers. No spoilers at all. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's Peach's true. Yeah, no spoilers. No spoilers at all. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's Peach PRC.

I have to go. Huh? Peach PRC. I'm interviewing Peach PRC. TikTok superstar. On the phone or is she here? She's in the other studios. I know I'm not allowed to talk about it, so I'll hopefully transfer you the money.

Oh, no. Peach PRC is here. Wait, how far is the new studio from the old studio? About 20 minutes. Oh, my God. You have to go. Yeah, I really have to go. She's waiting for you.

Maybe Jenna and I should test the theory. Oh, you can do it. Do you mind if I go? I'm not my God, you have to go. Yeah, I really have to go. She's waiting for you. Maybe Jen and I should test the theory. Oh, you can do it. Do you mind if I go? I'm not joking. PHPRC is here. Yeah, go. But I told them I still couldn't do until 3.30. I'm not going to get there by 3.30.

Do you mind if I actually go? Go, go, go. Seriously? Run. You guys all right? Do you know how to export the audio? Yeah, I'm not an idiot. You guys all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good. I hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. So we do. I just meant you specifically. Oh, that's all right. Anyway. So does Mitch. This is a great test of the theory.

Yeah. Is this my marketplace? Drink bottle. Goodbye, Mitch. See, tell Peach I said hi, won't you? What's that charging brick? What do you need? That charging brick on your right.

This? Yeah, thanks. You call that a charging brick? What is it? It's a fucking plug. I don't know what the time is. This is the thing you put in the PowerPoint. It's love you, sir.

He says thank you, love you. Hello, lovely. There we go. This is a very rare opportunity for you, Jenna. This almost never happens. No. Is it just me? Oh.

Do you feel sus when you buy bleach? I do, actually. I bought bleach the other day and I just felt like I was a murderer. Do you know what's worse? What? I bought bleach on Amazon

and I was like, this might look good. No! Heaven forbid I needed garbage bags as well. Fuck, I know. Because the Woolies Metros, they deem the dumbest things essential. Like I can buy top deck chocolates, but I can't buy fucking mayonnaise. I know. And so I needed bleach. Yep.

Don't ask questions. Yep. And I couldn't get it at Woolies Metro. So I got it on Amazon and I'm like, that's going to look weird, isn't it? It's so weird. I bought just bleach on its own. What for? Because the toilet was yuck and all that, so I wanted to clean it.

And I wanted to get Connie some food. Didn't have any cat food, but they had a big lot of bleach. She didn't have a favourite whiskers. So I bought the bleach. I think that bleach for the toilet, you can just get that stuff, you know, the stuff you put around the rim of the toilet and then leave it for five and flush it. Yeah, that's good shit. I used to have that, but they didn't have it at the Coles Express.

So I had to get the bleach. So I walked home with the bleach in my hand because I didn't want to pay for a bag. And I just felt like a murderer. How big's your bathroom? It's pretty small. Yeah, that's the problem. Because if you use a tiny bit of bleach, you're like, fuck me, I can't go in there for an hour. I might die.

No, but now there's just a big tub of bleach next to my toilet. Yeah. It's just sus. I feel uncomfortable. And I didn't murder anyone. Well, that's not exactly true, is it? No. Oh, we've got an X.

Sorry, I meant X-Files. Wow. Oh, yes. What would we do if Mitch was away? I think we could get our fourth wheel, Rover, Ring of Porter, Oscar in. Oh, yeah. Because I've done that with you and Sam before. Yeah.

But because there's a hierarchy of wheels. Yes. You would be filling in for Mitch. Yes, I would be. And technically Oscar would be filling in for you. Yeah. How would you go doing Mitch's duties? You know, I think I'd be fine.

What sort of duties does he have on this podcast apart from playing sound effects? Not many. Just do like a wrap up. Like, okay, five stars, all that shit. Wrap us up. I'll play the music. There we go. Wrap us up today.

Thanks for listening. If you loved it, please rate us five stars, even if you hated it. Just do it for us because it's a nice thing to do. You can do it on Apple Podcasts or even on Spotify now. You can. Yeah. And you can comment below on this episode on Spotify. Yes, of course. Or leave

a review as well on Apple Podcasts. I think you said that. No, I said leave five stars. Oh, you want the written one. Yes, you can do the written one as well. Cool, cool, cool. Makes us feel happy. So thanks for listening. You know what? No notes actually. Thank you. Fuck

you, Mitch. We don't need you. Yeah. Thanks for listening, idiots. Bye-bye. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.