Is It Just Me? - #198: Will It BLEND?

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

In this episode: What happened to Esprit? (08:27) C**t Panorama (11:00) Triggering scents (12:05) WELL IT BLEND? (17:45) Churi’s embarrassing moment in the bedroom (30:55) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (47:17)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello, you. Hello, you. Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. I'd rather be dead than be called Gunkle. Oh, that nickname for gay uncle. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change the word. Imagine if they were like, God, he's put on weight.

Funkle's here, you fat uncle. Now, here's Mitch Cur weight. Funkle's here. You fat uncle. Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. How are you? How are you? How are you, Mitchell? I'm fuming. Why? What's wrong?

Well, remember how the whole parking situation in the new studio? Yeah, there's no parking. You're like, no, you'll be fine. There's street parking. Yeah, but you did get. You got one. And I said on Monday's episode that there's a one-hour street park. And that's all I paid for.

Correct. I got a fucking fine, didn't I? Because it took us so long to get the new studio working. Yeah, that's going to be a real issue. $117. Well, I couldn't... Was it $117? Yep.

Well, you might have to start getting public transport. I know, but I can't rely on it to get here on time and then we'll be late. I know. Well, you'd rather that. I can't rely on you either. Well, look at that. Apparently. I have a full-time job.

I hate to bring it up. What do you mean I have a full-time job? Well, you don't. Wow. Do you have a full-time? Do you have a full-time job? Being a sole trader doesn't mean that I'm just not working. Do you have a full-time job?

Well, yes, I do. Are you a full-time job? Well, yes, I do. Are you a full-time worker? Oh, yeah. Who's your boss? Me. Very different to working full-time for a boss. No, of course. Oh, I'd love to go to an event at night, let alone two in the same week.

Oh, my God. I'm just saying, it's very different. No, it is very different, but it doesn't mean it's not a job. It's just not, you don't have a full-time job. Yeah, I do. It's full-time. And also, going to an event at night, it's not a job. Oh, I thought that was work.

No. Oh. I just get invited. Oh. And I'm sure you get invited too, but you just can't. I do. Yeah, I'm working. I can't go.

Yeah. I've definitely said in the past, don't make jokes about, I work full-time and you don't, because it's just not funny. Well, it's clearly a very sore spot for you. It is. If you want to work full-time, you can. I do. But you can get a...

Then why is it a sore spot if you work full-time? Because I don't think you understand. I can't get it through to your head that I do work full-time. Just because I'm not in an office with a boss doesn't mean it's not full-time. No, but you have to admit, it's much easier to work for yourself than it is to work for other people. Oh, there's pros and cons to both. But that's a whole other conversation. It is.

But it's still full-time. Well, another full-time worker, because there's three of us in this room. Pricekeeper Jenna, hello. Hi. Welcome. You want to join this conversation? I didn't realise I was hitting a nerve, Mitchell. I apologise. It's because I've warned you about the nerve before.

Then I'm like, is he doing this again? No, I'm not doing it on purpose. I'm just saying. It's, you know. Yeah, I'm still not used to it being so bright. It's very bright in here. It is very bright. My eyes hurt a lot.

Did you see someone in Enduring Idiots was like, oh, he's Mitch Turi's version of when when he makes fun of Mitchell's many jobs. I'm like, I don't make fun of your many jobs ever. When have you done that? That's what I thought. You know how you go, when? Someone's like, Mitch Turi's equivalent is when he laughs at Mitch's many jobs. I'm like, I don't even think we've

ever spoken about it. Did you not see that? No. Oh, I saw it. Oh, let me have a look. I don't remember what her name was. Julie Blythe or something. Oh, I saw it. Oh, let me have a look. I don't remember what her name was. Julie Blythe or something. Oh, here we go. I found it. Maddie Burke. I was really close.

Is it just me or does Wynne give off the same energy as Thierry taking the piss out of all of Coombs' past jobs? Oh, past jobs. What have my past jobs been? McDonald's? I don't even... How do we talk about that? I don't know.

I can't think of my past jobs you've made fun of. I can't even think of your past jobs. You worked at Amplify. That's where you met Jenna. You've worked at McDonald's. Yeah. That's it. At the Star.

Yes, I did work at Star. What did you do at the Star? I was a waiter. I wish I did know that I would have made fun of you. I was really bad at it. Oh, I remember that. You were bad at it, yeah. Yeah.

I quit before they could fire me. Because they very much had grounds to. And you got the whiff of it, so you left yourself. Well, I just was like, I could apply myself to become better at this job but I actually just don't want to. Yeah, fair enough. I feel like there's got to be other random jobs I've done. I was an intern at Smooth FM

for a while. Oh, that's fun. Did that internship die? Well, pretty much. It was only a set amount of time. My first day was going to Wine Island, which was an activation they were doing. And it was on like, fuck, what's one of the islands you can catch a ferry to? Cockatoo? Yeah, I think it was that one.

And we went over there and there was torrential rain and then they cancelled all boat services. So we were stuck on the island with no shelter. And they were like, welcome to the radio industry. That was my first day, just stranded on an island with no shelter. Was Bogart Torelli there? No. I love Bogart Torelli, though. So do I.

Great presenter. Yeah, great voice. Great voice. She's the one that just constantly sounds really joyous. Yeah. Yes. And she really over-pronounces her F's. She's like, good morning, Sydney.

Yeah. It's a splendid Sunday morning. Pure and smooth. There's Bogart. He's the beachy. Yes, that's very Bogart. Yeah. David Campbell, who pre-records his month worth of shows in what seems to be 12 minutes.

I've witnessed it happen. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. He just comes in, records and goes, right? Yeah. They have full-time jobs. They do. Well, yeah.

They are. Depends on how you look at it. Yeah. Anyway, I hate to start on a bad note, Mitchell. I wasn't making fun of you at all. Yeah, okay. I know you wasn't making fun of you at all. Yeah, okay. I know you weren't making fun of me. I just, I don't know how to get through to you that I do work full time.

I believe you. You're the one who's got the block. I've never, I believe you completely. Rewind the podcast about three minutes when he said, well, no, you don't. No, I'm just saying you don't work the same jobs that Jenna and I do. No, I'd rather be dead, frankly. Right, so would we. I think you mean have a boss.

Correct, yeah. Like if you need to change your schedule, you can do it. We're not. We can't. So the schedules are a little different. Well, yeah, they're different, but it's a full-time workload. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to say.

Yeah, of course. I don't sit around on banana lounges drinking cocktails all day. No, no, no. Just Wine Island. That's right. Oh, it wasn't that clickbait if ever I heard it. Fuck now. Wine Island. What was the benefit of Wine Island. That's right. Oh, it wasn't that clickbait if ever I heard it. Fuck now. Wine Island.

What was the benefit of Wine Island? Well, the event was basically just all these wine and cheese brands. It's like a market, but just wine and cheese. Oh, wow. Yeah. It would have been gorgeous. And we would just go in there to set up for the weekend. And then I think it was a Thursday and it was just fucking pelting down rain.

Is it just me on the floor? But island parties never work. No. I went to a Love Island island party. Love Island party. And Sophie Monk and I were so stranded, she called her own private water taxi to take her off. Well, that's what we tried to do, but they were cancelled

too because of the fucking weather. She's like, I'm fucking getting out of here. Get the helicopter out like Bromley Bishop. I had to stay there and wait for the ferry with the Love Island kids. Anyway, welcome to Is It Just Me, everyone. You're welcome. If this is your first time listening, we start every show with an Is It Just Me. Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's.

And today, for the very first time, Mitchell, will it blend? Will it blend? This is a follow-up to your Will It Block. This is my version. We're going to see if fully-fledged meals on a plate can survive being blended. And if you can still recognize what they were originally. I've got three smoothies here for you to try. My stomach is going to churn.

I'm not joking. It's going to be horrific. How do you know? Because they're just normal meals. Yeah, but there's something about it not having the consistency and the bite through. Well, we'll see. Spaghetti bolognese, for example. You eat it.

You can see carrot. You see mince. You see tomato sauce. You see pasta, your brain goes to that spaghetti bowl. But if you're a busy girl on the go and you don't have time to sit down for a full-on spaghetti bolognese during your short lunch break because you work full-time. Correct, like all of us, yes. Yes, that's right. Just saying, we have a regimented lunch break. I don't have a lunch break.

I don't even get to take mine, but you don't get an hour. It was very rare that when I worked here, it was very rare that I took the full hour because I, for some reason, felt guilty. Totally. I've never taken an hour. And also, my show's on air during dinner time, so I literally eat during the show. It's actually horrific. Well, this could help you. Yeah, maybe. Because if you can just blend a full meal down to a smoothie and scull it, then you've got all the nutrients. You've got the taste, potentially, if it survives. But yeah, we'll get to that later. All right.

I can't wait. Exciting. I'm excited. We also have an Idjim each. And oh, today I'll be talking about something horrific happened in the bedroom with my new partner. Oh. Almost put us right back at the start.

What? Yeah. Is that your Idjim? No, no, no. This is just what I'm going to be talking about later on the show. Oh, okay. Sure. Oh my God.

I also don't think that I'll ever have sex again in my house. Oh. After what happened. Oh. But God. I also don't think that I'll ever have sex again in my house. Oh. After what happened. Oh. But your house, you practically have your own court. Anyway, we'll get to that. We'll get to it. You've got your own wing.

I know. I know. How could things go awry in the wing? I know. Something went really right. I'm actually mortified. I don't know how to recognize it. Oh, shit.

Okay. Well, plow through the itchums. So we'll start with that and then we'll get to that. When I said plow through, that's what got me in the issue in the first place. Oh no. I'll go first. Shall I jump in? Yep, sure. Hit us. Is it just me or... Do we need a federal investigation

as to what happened to Esprit? Esprit? Esprit. Oh, I love Esprit. The store. The clothing brand. E-S-P-I-R-I-T. It looks like a spirit. Yeah. Oh, is that how you say it? A spree. I thought it was a spirit.

No, no, no. That's what happens when you die if you're a computer. If you drop your computer in water, it becomes an e-spirit. E-spirit. It's like that store for Cook that I really confidently thought was just fuck for years. What? French Connection. French Connection.

UK, F-C-U-K, yeah. What is it? F-C-U-K, French Connection. Yeah? F-C-U-K. French Connection UK. Yeah, no. I just thought that was fucked. No. No. I think that's what they were going for.

But anyway, Esprit. I'm wearing fuck today. Esprit. Where did it go? It just disappeared. Why did they not tell us? But also, it was so big when I was little. It was massive.

When I was a kid, Esprit was the brand. What was it equivalent to? It was almost like a Gap. I don't know what that is either. Well, Gap still exists. It doesn't really exist in today's. Is it like Thupre? No, it was high quality.

Millers. Esprit. You know what? I actually did a bit of investigating because I think we need a federal investigation, but I did a mid-street level investigation. Esprit was sold. They made millions of dollars off the sale. Guess what they used that money to launch?

What? A little brand called The North Face. No. Are you serious? Correct. Are they even similar to each other? No, no. Esprit was like women's and kids.

Yeah, right. So cotton on? Yeah, cotton on but nice. Maybe like one step above cotton on. Yeah, the quality was good. How do you go any higher than that? It was like a Miller's or a... Yeah.

I was joking when I said Miller's, but there you go. Yeah, like a Miller's, like a Wombat or a Suzanne Gray. Oh, gorgeous. You know, like good quality, but not too expensive. You know, a working woman would love it. You, Mitchell. And then, yeah, it just disappeared and no one told us. But they used that money to reboot the North Face,

which is now one of the biggest brands in the world. I had no idea. Is that not cool? Wow. It's kind of like how I didn't know for ages that Red Rooster and Char-Grill Charlie's are owned by the same people. What? I didn't know that. That's why you'll never see two of them next door to each other.

How do you know that? They've drawn a literal line in the sand between Western Sydney and Eastern Sydney. It's Char-Grill Charlie's to the east, Red Rooster to the west. Wow. Are you sure? Oh, now you've got me questioning it. I don't know if I am sure, but someone told me that. It does make sense.

It makes so much sense because you're right, they're never next to each other. Having said that, I need to stop repeating fun facts that I've been told and not verify because I was so embarrassed the other day. I was telling Sean some story about, we were driving back to Bougainville, we went through Bathurst, you know Mount Panorama? Yes. The big fucking V8 race track. I saw it for the first time last month there you go and so you know it's got the letters mount panorama written on the hill yeah they're written in like white

stones yes and i was told a story about some charleston university students they went up there and they took all the white pebbles from the m and half of the, so then it's spelled panorama. Funny. And I've repeated that story so many times to so many people over so many years. I'm like, oh, how funny is this that they spelled panorama instead of mountain panorama. Hilarious. Great prank. And then I went to Google it because I was telling Sean the same story. I went to Google it and the only thing that came up was a Batuta Advocate article.

Oh, it's fake. So I don't think it ever happened. And I've told so many people. That's awful. That's humiliating. So you know what? I don't know who owns Red Rooster or Charcoal Charlie. Backtrack, backtrack.

Anyway, are you ready for my Is It Just Me? Yes. Cold hard facts. I won't make any shit up, I promise. Okay, go for it. Is it just me or? Do you find some candles triggering? To be fair, no, not yet.

Why? Like what? Because haven't you ever lit an old candle that you used to burn once upon a time and as soon as you smell it, it takes you back to that time? Oh, yes. I find smells extremely triggering. Yeah, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, smell is one of the strongest form of, it carries memories strongest over any other scent. I'd believe that. Makes sense. A hundred percent. Yeah. I lit a candle the other day.

I was given a glasshouse one, and it's one of those classic scents that they've had for years and years and years and years. Taha. I love Taha. Yeah, it was like peach and something. I don't know. Anyway, it was an orange glasshouse candle,

and I lit it, and as soon as I smelled it, I went, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I'm back in that share house in Concord. Oh, no. There's fucking weevils in my Weet-Bix. Oh, no. It's feral. I hate my housemates.

It took me right back. And there's ones that remind me of uni as well. The dusk ones. There's some sort of passion fruit situation. I'm like, oh, God, the single bed in the uni dorm. I've got readings to do. I've got an assignment due. Fuck this.

That's interesting. I don't think I want to admit this, but I'm going to do it. There's still a hand soap that I can't smell because it reminds me of the first ever time I masturbated. Oh. I didn't expect that. So did you use it as lube? No.

I washed my hands and had a sticky explosion and didn't know what to do with it. So I went and washed my hands. Scrub, scrub, scrub. And clearly the neurons in my brain had just felt an orgasm for the first time. So they were really firing. And I washed my hands and every scent that happened in that moment, my brain went, this is your cum scent. So now. You get too toey.

No, no. It's not when I get horny. I don't think of that scent. But when I wash my hands with that soap, sometimes it's a palmolive scent. I don't know. How old was I when I was 13? was 20 i don't know 2009 or something who knows um i i think of it i think of the i almost relive the orgasm it's quite beautiful so it doesn't sound like a bad memory no it's a quite nice memory but i feel young and i also didn't even jerk off i just hit it around like a paddle pop like a paddle pop like a whack-a-mole like i was like

like a you know, a cone. Whack-off-a-mole. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Well, that lucky mole. So yes, you're right. I have similar experiences with smell. I've got certain aftershaves. I can't wear an aftershave that my ex used to wear because I'm like, oh, that's a good one. That reminds me of them and it just all becomes a bit much. Do you know what I found the other day, Jenna? What? This will take you right back to the time. Oh my God. I think I know. You got both killed, man.

I think I know. No, so when I was back home over Easter in Bogengate, I remember giving mum a Delta Goodrum perfume and as soon as I smelled it, it took me right back to fucking 2016 when Jenna and I were unironically obsessed with Delta Goodrum. Oh, very much so. Not even in a funny

way. We were both obsessed with it and we lined up at Chemist's Warehouse and bought the perfume the day that she released it so that we could film a video reacting to it, which has since been deleted from my YouTube channel. I wish I could find it. I'm sure I could find it if it looked hard enough. What did you react to? Just the smell of Delta Goodman's perfume.

That's so funny. We're like, hey guys, here we are unboxing the brand new perfume from Delta Goodman. Hey guys, here you go. And I smelled it the other day because it was on mum's side table and I was like, hey, guys, here we are unboxing the brand new perfume from Delta Goodrum. Hey, guys, here you go. And I smelled it the other day because it was on mum's side table and I was like, oh, wow. Holy shit. It took you right back. It just took me right back. Holy fuck.

Totally. I sometimes when I smell sawdust, like if I'm driving past a construction site, it reminds me of woodwork in year seven and wood glue. If I smell wood glue, like putty. Holy fuck. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm in the year7 dorms pining over Lucas Riebman's cock. Never happened. Never got it.

I can't smell petroleum jelly without being triggered. About what? Uh-oh. Why don't you guess? Did you work on a car, carburetor? No, you know what petroleum jelly is. Yeah, it's like a thick viscous substance. Vaseline.

Yeah, Vaso. Vaso. Vaso. Oh. Yeah. Got it. Good for you. What do you think it on engines and stuff. Oh. Yeah. Got it. Good for you. What do you think it's triggering for?

Hair gel. No, actually, it was because my dad used to drag me to the fucking squash courts while he was playing squash when I was a kid. And because he had fat legs, he would lather on fucking vaso between his thighs. So he wouldn't chafe. To stop them from chafing. Oh, yeah. And it was just this sound.

Oh, God. And I'd be sitting there going, hurry up, finish your squash so I can go home. Like father like son, really. Why? Well, that sound, I've heard that come from between your legs in the past. Excuse me. When would you have ever heard that? Well, I've spoken to Sean on the weekend.

Right, and what did he say? How do you spell that? S-P-L-O-G-H-O-G-H-O-G-H Splosh, splosh, splosh, splosh Exclamation mark Title of the episode Jenna, what smell triggers you? Bleach? Chemicals?

Actually, like the smell of farm animals Takes me back to my Oh, yes Time on Studio 10 Yeah, that And also just, you know, growing up In a mansion in Clovelly No, medieval times Oh, got it Yeah, that. And also just, you know, growing up with- In a mansion in Clovelly.

No, medieval times. Oh, got it. That's why I can't use any kind of lanolin moisturizer because I'm like, sheep wool. No. Revolted. Oh, growing up, of course. Reminds me of the shearing shed. Oh my God, true.

Drama. I went to the Easter show this year. I didn't tell you guys. Oh dear, what did you think? Really fun. I really love the Easter show. It's my favourite time of the year. I do too, but I'm not like Jenna where I Easter show this year. I didn't tell you guys. Oh, dear. What did you think? Really fun. I really love the Easter show. It's my favourite time of the year. I do too, but I'm not like Jenna where I can go every year.

I was like, oh, I went last year again already. It's kind of like Mardi Gras. I'm like, fuck that crap background again. It really does grow on you, though. As an adult, I love the Superdome. I had a sample of all the vodka. It was nice. Oh, the boring bit.

No, that's the best part about Woolworth Superdome. I love the Woolworth store. You know the air conditioning is in the walls? What? The air conditioning is in the vodka. It was nice. Oh, the boring bit. No, that's the best part about Woolworths Superdome. I love the Woolworths stuff. You know the air conditioning is in the walls? What? The air conditioning is in the walls. When? At the Easter show between the dates of April 14th. No, when did I ask? Is it just me?

You can follow the show online. Just search couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. All right. Now, as you know, here at Is It Just Me, we only ask the big questions. Yeah. Such as, will it block?

And now, will it blend? Correct. We've only just started asking the big questions. After five years, we thought we probably should be asking the big questions to create the change we want to see in this world. The next experiment we're doing is, will it blend? Basically, we're taking fully-fledged meals and seeing if they can be put through a blender

and you can still recognise the taste. Correct. And somehow I am the test dummy. I will be the guinea pig trialling these meals. For some reason. Identify. What, because I'm fat? Because you suggested it well this

was mitchell's idea it was my idea but i mean naturally yes i'd be the one to eat it okay it's fine it makes plenty of sense the reason would be that i don't imagine you would have spent your free time making fucking food smoothies for me to try absolutely not well i did the chocolates i've turned you leave i have i have um so is that exactly what you've done yes so we were going to bring in a blender into the new studio and do it here and now so that you could watch the blending process. But then we thought, new studio, we don't want to fuck with it. Get food everywhere.

We'll probably get in trouble. So roving reporter Oscar has been busy in the kitchen. He's prepared these smoothies. We've got them in the kitchenette. Jenna, can you run and get them, please? They're in the fridge. We've got a kitchen the kitchenette. Jenna, can you run and get them, please? They're in the fridge. We've got a kitchenette now, yeah. And so I'll play you the preparation

process, Oscar cooking, but you're not allowed to listen, obviously. Oh, I didn't realise Chookin had helped out. He has. And everyone else listening right now will know what you're eating, but you won't. You have to guess and see if you can recognise the taste. Totally. But my question is how many ingredients? Like, you can't get me

to guess the herbs and spices that you put into it. Oh, no, no, no. It's just the meal. Okay. So if you've just got to guess the meal. Like, is it spaghetti bolognese? Got it. Okay.

Yeah. How rogue have you gone? Have you done, like, a braised beef cheeks? Have you done, like, an apricot curry? Neither of those. I wouldn't describe them as too rogue, but we'll just see. We'll see. And so I'm going to put a video online at a couple of Mitch's.

You can see Oscar making the smoothies. You can see them before and after the blending process. Jenna's here. Do you want to hold the door? No, she's good. Here we go. There's three to try. Pop them over here. Just pop them with me. Why are they all brown? I don't know. I guess the basis of a lot of meals is

brownness. Oh my God, Mitchell. I actually feel sick. Do you? Yeah, no. I actually, I'm very queasy with food. Okay, well, hang on. Let me once again assure you that we've not pulled a silly on you. We've not put any dreadful combinations. These are actual meals. That one looks like it's got blood in it.

Oh, this one? They all spew different shades of shit. No, that one looks like mousse. I would say that it's not shit. It's more like baby food. Yeah. I think I'm actually going to, I'm genuinely not embellishing. I feel sick in my stomach.

Okay, well, as Dua Lipabellishing. I feel sick in my stomach. Okay. Well, as Dua Lipa once said, one sip is all it takes. You don't have to finish it. Just one sip of each. She also did say hallucinate. So I feel like that's sort of the angle that I'm going. Wait, wait, wait, stop. Is it savory or sweet?

Smoothie number three might skew a bit sweet, but the first two are savory. Okay. So how's this going to work? So what I'm going to do is right now you're going to have to take your headphones off. Uh-huh. And Oscar is going to reveal what the first course is. Okay, let's go, Oscar. Okay, block your ears.

Yeah. Right. Welcome to Will It Blend. First course, chicken parmi with chips and gravy. Bit of salad for balance. And of course, it won't blend without liquid. So we're just going to put in some gravy. Right. Three, two, one. That is not blending. I think we need more gravy. Right. Take two. Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Oh, look at that. Here we are, course number one.

Chicken parmi, chips and gravy with a bit of salad for good measure. Nummies. All right, you can unblock your ears now. Headphones back on. Ivory. Hello. Okay, are you ready for your first course? Yeah, I'm ready. Here you go.

Oh, my God. You just slid the glass over and the substance inside didn't even jiggle. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. It's skewing a bit thick shake. Mitchell, I could tip this upside down. No, don't. Don't. No, not in the news.

Hold on. Do I get a spoon or am I drinking this? Well, no, the whole idea is that is it a portable snack that you can eat like it's moving on the go? If you need a spoon, we've automatically defeated the purpose. All right. Let me do a smell test. So far, let me judge what I see.

Yes. It actually looks like Macca's Big Mac sauce. It does, actually. It's kind of a bit brownie orange. It's not that. And it's got flecks of green in it. I think you should just take a sip. Try not to smell it.

Oh, you reckon? Just go in blind. Okay. And think positively. Oh, my God. All right. What? Don't, Mitch.

Don't. That's so bad what do you mean it's gonna be fine I suppose the mystery is what makes it gross I smell bread okay here we go

here we go I'm not joking stop it it touched his lip stop it and he just couldn't keep going one sip

you'll be right okay he's had the first sip oh my god it's nice how would you know have you tried it no One sip, you'll be right. Okay, he's had the first sip. Oh, my God. It's nice. How would you know? Have you tried it? No. I've got goosebumps.

Look, I actually have goosebumps. What does it taste like? It's awful. What does it taste like? I've had this before. I guarantee you would have. Yeah. I've had this before.

Yes. I can't put my finger on it. What do you think generally? Does it taste gross or are you like, oh, okay. No, it tastes like I've just chewed up a bunch of food, spat it into a glass and I'm now drinking it. It takes all the fun out of eating, by the way. Yeah, I suppose.

But busy working girls, you don't have time to sit down and have a meal all the time. But you can't go hungry, can you? I can't pin it. Is it a burger? No. Is it potentially like a burger? No. Is it potentially like a roast? No. I don't know. Do you want me to reveal what it is?

Jenna, do you want to try? No, thanks. Are you sure? Would I have eaten it? Would I have eaten it? No. I reckon you would have had at least one for sure. It might not be your go-to pub order. Oh, there's a clue. There's a clue. It's not a chicken schnitzel, is it? Getting very warm. I can't work it out.

Chicken palmy. Chicken palmy! And gravy and salad. I really thought the palmy element would overpower it more. That is awful. That is not what it tastes like. It's just become a savoury concoction mess. Mitchell, I cannot believe that you enjoy this.

I actually want to vomit. I didn't say I enjoyed it. Oh, don't do that. All right, you ready for course number two? Hurry it up, it. Oh, don't do that. All right. You ready for course number two? Hurry it up. Yes. Okay.

Fuck. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I'm just very stressed. I'm very peculiar with food. My dad boiled me eggs for breakfast today and then he peeled them and I couldn't eat them.

Why? Because he touched them with his fucking fingers. God, you really are just a spoiled brat sometimes. I'm not. My dad cooked me eggs already. So many questions. No, that's not fair. That's not how My dad cooked me eggs already. So many questions. No, that's not fair. That's not how most adults live.

All right. Bring it over. Oh, it's awful. It looks like Milo mixed with milk. Okay, course number two. Yep. Take your headphones off. With pleasure.

This is Oscar making course number two. Course number two. Dumplings. Bit of soy sauce. Yummy. Here we go. Will it blend? Oh, that's blending beautifully.

There. Blended. Okay, so here we go. It's a blended dumplings and soy sauce. Tira, you can put your headphones back on. Okay. We're ready. Here we go.

Jenna sounds intrigued about it. She went, oh. You're going to like this one. When Oscar said what it was. Look me in the eyes, Jenna. Yes. You'd never lie to me. Yes.

Am I going to enjoy this? Yes. So you can it was. Look me in the eyes, Jenna. You'd never lie to me. Yes. Am I going to enjoy this? Yes. So you can see this one working potentially as a smoothie, Jenna? Yes. I thought the same. I can't see that first one catching on, the full pub feed. I just don't think anyone would buy it. Well, here's course number two.

There you go. Somehow thicker inconsistency. Are you going to smell it first? Why? Why do you keep smelling them first? You need to go in blind. Mitchell! What?

I hate this. This is the worst segment we've ever done and I'm not even embellishing. I hate this. Why don't you just finger it and lick your finger? Okay, that's a good idea. It's actually the drinking of it. Yeah. Oh, God.

Here we go. He's taking a sip. Oh. Oh. There it goes. It's in his mouth. There we go. Oh, God. Here we go. He's taking a sip. Oh. Oh. There it goes. It's in his mouth. There we go. Oh, is it?

Oh, it's like Asian. Mm-hmm. Soy sauce. You know this. There's soy sauce in there. Yep. I don't mind that. Right?

See? You're so dramatic. What is that? Come on. You know it. Hold on. They're really yummy. Because there's carb.

I can taste carb. Mm-hmm. Is it dumplings? Yep. Yay! I did it! It's dumplings! Oh, let me have some more.

See? Once you overcome the texture. Oh, I feel like a new man. It just tastes like dumplings, doesn't it? It does. It does taste like dumplings. Which is not a bad taste by any stretch. You know what it is?

It's the cold element. Oh. If it was microwaved. Oh, sorry, princess. Should I have heated that up for you? No, no, no. Busy girls don't have time for microwaving. No, they don't.

Oh, that is better. You try it. That's better than the first one. Yeah, I rate this one, the dumpling one. Jenna? No. Just a little bit, for God's sake. No, no.

You're such a bad sport. I know, I am. Why is Jenna here? No. Just a little bit, for God's sake. No, I feel sick. You're such a bad sport. I know, I am. Why is Jenna here? Totally. What do you bring to this show? Nothing. Yummy. She just ran to the kitchenette.

I could have done that. No. Okay, last one. I'm ready. And you said notes of sweet. I'm going to get this two for three. Yes, okay. Headphones off.

Okay, sure. Block your ears. Okay, so before I play Oscar preparing this, I just need you all to know that this was Churi's idea, this combination. Here we go. Here's Oscar in the kitchen. And last but not least, a meat pie and choccy milk. And, of course, you can't have a pie without sauce, can you?

And now to complete a tradie's choice of meal, choccy milk with a pie. Oh, my God. of meal. Choccy milk with a pie. It's got a bit of glug to it. It's like a choccy thick shake at Macca's, though. Ta-da! Three meals blended into a portable snack. What do you think of that, Cheery? Yes, you heard correctly.

That is a meat pie with chocolate milk, as suggested by Cheery. Here we go, Cheery. Headphones back on. We're ready for you. Okay, back on. Are you ready for the third and final course? Yeah. Can you give me a clue? It was your idea. What? Yeah, I knew there was no hope

of you remembering. Here you go. I don't remember anything I said. This is... It looks like chocolate mousse. It does, doesn't it? And so I think try not to smell it. Just have a sip. Okay, I'm not going to smell. Why is it oddly savoury as well?

Well, it's a combination, isn't it? Oh, it's sweet. But it's also really fucking savoury. I'm getting chocolate for sure. Yep. My nose is blocked. This is a defence mechanism from my body, by the way. It's trying to close every orifice.

What's something you would suggest? I don't remember. I suggested this? Yeah, when we were brainstorming. I don't remember. I don't remember. Someone posted in the Facebook group at the time saying, that's fucked cherry.

What? Yeah. What does it taste like?'s fucked cherry. What? Yeah. What does it taste like? Just answer that. What does it taste like? There's meat and also chocolate. Mm-hmm. What could that be?

Well, they don't go on the plate together, but sometimes you might want to get a gorgeous drink to go with your meal. Wait, is that? Wait. You know it. What is it? Do you know it? That's a milkshake. Nah. Close. What is it? That's a milkshake. Nah.

Close. What is it? It is a meat pie and choccy milk. Oh, get fucked. Your idea. Oh, it's a big M and a pie? Well, to be fair, they didn't have big M's at this server. It's actually an oak.

Oh, this is what would be the inside of my stomach. No, I'm serious. This is really bad. And yet you're going back for more. I want to do it for the show. He's having another sip. That's fucking foul, Mitchell. Will it blend?

The dumplings will blend. Yeah. So you reckon that works as a blended form? The dumplings work as a blended form. They will blend. That abomination does not blend. And the first one, no way does it. I mean, they all blend.

The chicken parmi doesn't blend. You don't think that works in that form? They will not sell in any way, shape or form. I feel sick to my stomach. Sorry, that was the big M and the milkshake. And the fucking pie. This is horrific, Mitchell. Wow.

But you know what? I'm proud of us for doing it. Yes. Bringing stupid ideas to life is what we do. Oh, wow. Okay. Do you want to try it, Jenna? No.

Are you sure? I don't understand your reluctance. There's a spoon here. They taste exactly like you would expect them to. I don't like that texture. It makes me sick. Yeah, what if you use a spoon? No, I can't. Will that make it feel less like-

Jenna, please, I want you to try. You don't have to drink it. You're having like baby food. No, I feel sick. Please have one try. I can't even look at it. Think of it as a soup, spoon? No, I can't. Will that make it feel less like... Jenna, please, I want you to try. You don't have to drink it. You're having like baby food. No, I feel sick. Please have one try. I can't even look at it. Think of it as a soup, Jenna. No, no, no.

Jenna, if you... I don't like soup. We implore you. Please try. We implore you and we implore you. No, you don't. We do. And you know before when we said you don't have a boss?

You are Jenna's boss. Yeah. So technically you are a boss. No, but I don't want... Well, I'm not going to force my underlings to do things that they're not comfortable with. I think I'm actually... What? Going to be sick.

Well, so am I, because we're about to hear about your sex life. Moving on. Hooray! All done. Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. Okay, so I didn't think I could be made physically more sick after what we just did, but get ready. Buckling, guys.

It's only fair that you return the favour and make me fucking nauseous, I suppose. It's not nauseous. I'm not going to go into the graphic detail of my incredible sex life. I mean, as you know, I really enjoy sex and I'm fantastic at it. What do you mean, as you know? Well, I've always said it. I'm really good at sex. Do you think, by the way, looking at me on the street, would you go, oh, he fucks?

As in, I wouldn't think you're a virgin, I suppose. No, no, no. I suppose. But you said, oh, he fucks. No, but you know, you look at someone on the street and you go, oh, they have, they fuck. I never look at people and think that. I do. I don't really get that energy from you, but that's probably because,

even though you say as a joke, oh, you know, I have a fantastic sex life, you also are quite open in saying, oh, I'm lazy. I'm shit at sex these days. Totally. Yes, correct. So I don't know which one's the truth. Correct. Let's go find out. I'm more mean when you're at a club.

You know that if you're talking to someone, you're going to have – they fuck, you know? I wouldn't see you at a club. None of this is working for me. Terrible analogy. Also, I'd argue if you were going to see me at a club, it'd be with you. I'm only ever at a club with you. I don't go with anyone else.

Okay. Okay, so obviously I'm in a new relationship. It's lovely. We revealed him on the show two weeks ago before the break. Great. Steven, he's gorgeous. So I still live at home. You know, still live at home.

Hasn't been a year yet, but the year mark is when I need to go. I think I told you, Mitchell, please remind me at six months and I'll push through. I think you said that I have permission to nag you to get your own place in October, November. Okay. And I didn't bother with the nagging because I was like, he just got there. Yeah. You don't want to move twice that close together.

I'm in October, November of this year. Oh. Yeah. So I'm still at my parents and I'm in my childhood bedroom, right? But just to paint a picture for our idiots, you've got your own suite. Well, it's not. You've got the downstairs part of the house, the living room, kitchen, your parents' bedroom are all in the upstairs bit,

which is also at ground level at the front door. Very confusing. Yeah, it is. And you've got your own wing downstairs. Correct. With your own bathroom, your own bedroom. Correct. It's all very private.

However, next door to my bedroom is Rachel, my sister's bedroom. Oh, yeah. I forgot that. Now, keep in mind all these key players because we need to find a culprit. Rachel, our first suspect, in the bedroom next to mine. I wouldn't suspect her of anything. Well, just you wait. So, Stephen and I are in bed.

We have a wedding. My producer, Grace. Oh, yes. I've never spoken about her, but Grace Gard. She's a good friend of our show. She loves you two. She had her beautiful wedding. And we were a little tipsy. So, we had the wedding. We came home. And you've had a couple of drinks. It's like, oh, let Grace Gard, she's a good friend of our show. She loves you too. She had her beautiful wedding and we, you know, we're a little tipsy.

So we had the wedding, we came home and, you know, you've had a couple of drinks. It's like, oh, let's have a kiss and a cuddle, you know, in bed, whatever, have a shower, who knows. So we're in my bed and we get into bed and, you know, we start kissing and we're talking and, you know, it's a beautiful romance. Talking about what? The wedding and, you know, it was beautiful. What time of the day was this?

1am. Oh. We'd gotten home from work. Oh oh god this could go anywhere totally so naturally it's leading to you know a couple that are deeply you know falling for each other so but also drunk and need to sleep yes correct correct but i had a second wind you know i had a second wind i fuck so i'm like oh yeah so we're kissing and i got to kind of like put my head on the headboard because I've got a koala bed and it's got just a nice wooden oak bed frame. Right.

And I put my hand on the headboard and I go- Hand or head? Hand, my hand. Okay. And I put my hand on the headboard and I go, oh my God. I go, Stephen, when did you move the bed? And he goes, what do you mean? I didn't move the bed.

I'm like, yes, you did. The bed is four inches from the wall. Oh, was it usually right up against- Right up against the wall. Uh-huh. He goes, I didn't move it. Andhuh. He goes, I didn't move it. And I go, well, I didn't move it. Oh, my God.

Someone in my family has come in while we are out and pulled my 20 kilo bed four inches from the wall because quite clearly I'm making too much noise. No. So when you fuck, do you actually hear the bed head going against the wall? Yes. Yes. The answer's yes. You do?

Yes. And that doesn't bother you? It does, but I normally put my fingers behind it. Ow. Yeah, it hurts. It kind of adds to the fun, though. I mean, whoever in your family has intruded on your personal space and moved your bed actually has more common sense than you.

I know. I'm an idiot. Let's not let that go unacknowledged. I'm an idiot. Why would you ruin your fucking fingers when you've just started to grow your nails? I don't know. When you could just shift the bed a bit. I know. I don't know why. I'm an idiot. Why would you ruin your fucking fingers when you've just started to grow your nails when you could just shift the bed a bit? I know. I don't know why. I forget things.

So wait, were you noticing the lack of knocking when you were cocking? No, we weren't doing it. We were just talking and kissing and I don't know. I put my hand on the headboard. We truly were not going at it. And it was four inches. I'm talking like a solid gap from the wall.

I'm not good with inches. How many centimetres is that? Probably like eight? Yeah, probably eight. Eight centimetres from the wall. So that means either Rachel, my sister, Mum, Michelle, or Mark, my father, have gone, we can hear my son having sex, so we're going to go down when he's out of the house premeditated

and move his bed. It's a two-person job. That bed is heavy. Correct me if I'm wrong. The other side of the wall where your bedhead is, is that not just the garage? Yes, it is the garage. Yes, well done. Well, there's no one in there.

So where's your sister to your room? The other wall. So the bedhead wouldn't be directly hitting her wall. No, it'd be hitting the garage wall. But above the garage is mum and dad's suite oh sweet your words but also they're not directly above you no they're not directly above me they're a bit further down listen i'm 117 kilos so when i you know it's it's a it's a solid thud yeah okay so to speak jinx also thank god your parents don't have a rental they wouldn't get the bond back if you're smacking that fucking wood against the wall.

Has it left a mark? Well, yeah, it's like a good colour bond paint, so it actually does have a bit of a... Oh, for God's sake. Why didn't you move the bed yourself? Or put a pool noodle back there or something? Actually, the other day it happened. What? For sex.

And Dot Wiggins fell off the wall. The bespoke portrait I had sketched for you. Yes. In a gorgeous custom-made frame that was like 200 bucks. Yeah, it was the best gift I've ever given. Being given. Sorry, sorry. Being given.

Yeah, best gift you've ever received. Yes, correct. Speaking of receiving. But wait, I didn't know that she even made it to the wall because every time I'm at your house, I'm quite disgusted that my Doc Wiggins portrait isn't being hung with the pride it deserves. She's now on my wall.

Not anymore? No, not anymore. Stephen was actually like, can you take her down? There's an awful woman staring at me. What do you mean awful woman? Doc's gorgeous. Correct.

She's a beautiful woman. Correct, correct. She's MIA at the moment. But I just said mortified. Wait, did it survive the crash, the Doc portrait? Yeah, no, it didn't break at all. It didn't break at all. Solid portrait.

Thank God. Solid portrait. My question to you is though, you two, do I bring this up with my family? Yeah, right now. Get them on the phone. Absolutely not. Why not? No, I don't want to.

No, I'm not doing it. Oh, well, that settles that then. Thanks for listening, idiots. No, he won't bring it up with his family. I'm not bringing it up. Mitchell. You're both no fun today. She wouldn't drink the shit.

You won't call your fucking sister and tell her to stay out of your room. I'm not doing it. Do you want me to do it? No, Mitchell, I'm not doing it. Would you like me to do it? Oh, you're spineless. No. Has this ever happened to you and Sean? No. What about when you were back to the Bogan Gate? The Bogan

Gate? Yeah. The gate. Well, in situations like that, I actually think that part of the thrill Is trying to keep quiet Because it feels more sneaky We fucked in my brother's spare bed Wait his spare bed? Well we weren't in his bed

Oh you were in his house Yes Was it a king signal? He and his girlfriend lived together in Newcastle Wow Yeah Small bed? No it was a queen

Where's the craziest place you've ever done it? There's nowhere crazy. Always a bed. Yeah. Have you done the kitchen bench? No. Yeah. Why would I do that?

Have you? Yeah. Where's the craziest place you've fucked, Jenna? Oh, you don't want to know. Berlin, 1912. Picture, like, you know the parent trap, how they stay in those huts in the woods? Yes. Yeah, they're not very soundproof.

No, I can imagine. I'll tell you. I can imagine. I'll tell you. I can imagine. I'll tell you that for nothing. Jesus Christ, Paul Mitchell turned out like Amanda Bynes. He's lucky you didn't after hearing that. Don't know why that has to do with anything. Anyway, I'm mortified, and it's upset me greatly.

And I'm just going to leave it. It's upset you greatly? Yes. It just sounds like a very easy solution to, frankly, an annoying problem. I'd be like, oh, yeah. Why didn't I think of that? Yeah, but I just now have to face my parents with them knowing. I don't reckon it was them.

I reckon it was Rach. You think it was Rach? Because I can't see how your parents would be bothered by it. I think Rachel has confided in either your mum or dad. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God, this is awful. I say fire up, Dante. We're getting your sister on the line.

No, I don't want to. She's at work. She's a childcare worker. She's raising the next generation. Oh, I reckon childcare's knocked off for the day. No, they got late parents, the late picker. Oh, that's after school care. Different field altogether, Dom.

It's different. Yeah, that's what I said. You actually just emphasised my point. No, no, no. Dante's got his AVO. He's in jury duty. Speaking of, whatever happened to your jury duty? No, it, no. Dante's got his AVO. He's in jury duty. Speaking of, whatever happened

to your jury duty? No, I got cancelled. I was furious. Did it? I was going to go just for the audition, just for the pre-selection day where they select

the 12 jury out of like 200 people. I was just going to go for that and there's no fucking way they would have picked me. Yeah. Because I just would have walked in there and said,

I'm an influencer. And they would have said, get the fuck out. They would have got rid of you. But I still get paid to go to the audition. So I was going to do that. And then they just flat out cancelled it altogether. So I don't know what's going on there.

So you didn't get paid at all? No, I didn't. Listen, if I was a killer that was guilty, I wouldn't want you. If I was a killer that was innocent, I would want you. Yeah. Why? Well, because I think you'd be very thorough. And if I did it, I feel like you'd be able to pin it on me.

But if I didn't do it, I'd feel like you'd be able to dishonor me. To see reason. Yeah, of course. I feel like I could trust you. You're not very biased, you know. You're not very – No, I like to hear the facts. Yeah.

You do. Apart from **** panorama. I don't need the facts with that. Mitchell, I drove through **** panorama and I couldn't see the sign. The sign? No, it's written in the grass. Yeah. I couldn't see the written. What? On the hill. No written in the grass. Yeah. I couldn't see the written.

What? On the hill. No. I drove through Bathurst. Also, there's a prison. There's some town you drive through and there was a man eating a sandwich in the prison yard. Oh my God.

If you're talking about Bathurst, isn't that the cruelest fucking prison ever? Yes. The prison gates literally look out onto a golf course. All these people enjoying their freedom, having a leisurely day of golf, and you're just looking at them through the prison fence being like, fuck you. What's the prison, Mitch, with the really ornate sandstone? Like it's got a massive fancy gate. It's on the way past the orange.

How down pat do you think I am with prison? You're Aunty Trish or something. What about my Aunty Trish? Wasn't there one that featured? What? Didn't you have an Aunty around? That featured in prison. She collabed with the justice system.

Of course, Aunty Trish X prison reform. Oh, I don't know. Sorry, backpedaling. That's Mount Panorama. It's written in the grass. I didn't see it. I drove through Mount Panorama. You actually went on Mount Panorama?

You drove through it? On it? Yes, in my Honda. You went around the racetrack? No, I went, drove through it. You drove through it? I drove, but what are you, I feel like I'm going to be caught out. Well, I went, drove through. You drove through? I drove, what are you, I feel like I'm

Well, I'm actually trying to make sense of you, which you can understand the difficult task I have on my hands. I drove from Orange to Sydney and I drove past

Mount Panorama. How'd you know it was Mount Panorama if you didn't have a written on it? My Google Maps said Mount Panorama. You can see it.

I use Waze. Well, if you just turn your head physically and look out the fucking window, you'll see it right there. I saw the mount, but I didn't see the wordage. That sign is too low.

You see the big banana? No, you don't. That thing is way too small. It actually is not as big as I remember. I had to duck to get in. I'm not a tall person. No, yeah, you did. Did you know that's a Ture family brand?

You know the candy hut inside the big banana underneath the lolly shop? Oh, I loved that. That's a cheery family brand? You know the candy hut inside the big banana underneath, the lolly shop? Oh, I loved that. That's a cheery family brand. They sell the little banana things. Yeah, they do. Yeah, that was a cheery family business. And a big banana lolly. Correct.

Was, yeah, they sold it. They now live in Barcelona. Cheeries. They're gay, too. Have I spoken about my two gay uncles? Yes. Yeah. Cool.

Anyway, so- What was your gay awakening? Random question. about my two gay uncles? Yes. Yeah. Cool. Anyway, so- What was your gay awakening? Random question. Oh, I was thinking about this. I was talking about this when I was in Bougainvillea because I didn't have gay uncles or anything like that. I can't remember the first gay couple I met. It wouldn't have been as a child.

And so the only representation I had was that movie Billy Elliot, which was on Channel 10 one night. And I watched it as a kid. He was so gay. And the two boys kissed and I was like, you can do that? Oh, Mitchell. Interesting.

That was my gay wanker thing. What was mine? What was mine? I think I wanted Hamish and Andy to blow each other for a brief period. I think everyone was wishing that. Oh, God. I bet there's fucking fanfics on Wattpad. Oh, you know what?

No one's had sex in that new radio studio. I've got time. Have you? Yeah. I only need eight minutes and six inches of headboard space and we're good to go. Well, I had sex in the last one. I need to christen it. Did you?

What? You saw it on camera almost. Mitch dialed in from home, saw me and my ex in there. Oh. Nah, you weren't fucking, but I do remember that. Yeah. We had sex in the studio that night. Was it that same night?

Have I told this story in the podcast? Me? I don't know. No, you've told me personally. Yeah. So there was one time where you and your ex. Yeah. So Jenna, you know how this screen in front of me that controls all the cameras in the studio, you know, you can remote into that. So I was remoted in because I don't know, Kyle and Jackie were doing a pre-record or something. And I left the tab open. So when it was like seven or eight at night, I went to shut down my laptop to go to bed. I was closing all the tabs. And as I opened the camera tab, there's cheery humping in the studio.

Shut up. It wasn't humping. It wasn't actual sex. Clothes were on. It wasn't sex. And there was making out. There was straddling. Yeah.

There was. And I. We made out. That's all we did. We just kissed. Okay. Ready? You close was straddling. Yeah. We made out. That's all we did. We just kissed. Okay, ready? You close your eyes right now. Sure.

And then I'll tell you when to open them. Sure. But only open them for two seconds because I closed it really quick. But in that two seconds, this is what I thought. Kiss me. Open. Okay. Close.

What did you just see? I saw what looked to be two beasts engaging in homoerotic acts. You mounted Jenna. I did. We just kissed. That's all we did. So who were you in that instance? I was the ex.

Were you on top? Oh, yeah. You were on air. So you were just sitting there. And then as soon as you went to the ad break, he was just like, right, hop on board. Shall we go? Yeah. I want to ask one question with all due respect,

and this is not, I'm not trying to be shady. I actually just want to know the answer. I'll try and phrase it politely. Sure. What was the point of that story? It was just a personal story about my life. I thought we were getting to the bottom of who it was. No, no, no. Anyway.

Wouldn't have either. No, no investigation. Okay. Well, I think it's your sister. Thank you. And your mum. Thanks. But they're both just jealous, clearly.

My siblings? What? Am I having sex? Yeah. They wish their bedhead was getting thrashed against the wall. Good, good, good. Not by you. Oh, good.

That was the inference there. No, it wasn't. Not everyone's mind goes to incest. You've always had this problem. We've spoken about this time and time again. Stop thinking of incest. My favourite thing to do now is say something and then say, this isn't the first time we've discussed this.

Jenna, pooing on the floor, this isn't the first time we've discussed this. And then no one can argue it. Fuck, they must have spoken about this off the cloud. Jenna, I hate to bring it up again. Yeah. But could you stop shaving your pubes in the studio? All right, idiots.

Thank you so much for liking and subscribing. Yeah, thanks for bearing with us. Let's go. Hope this podcast... Oh, no. No, we don't hope anything. Shut up, in fact. Yeah, you're right.

We will go, because I've never said that before in the world. That phrase, we've never missed it. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you back for next Monday's episode. Oh, can I just say, sorry, I've touched ground with Fadan. We're emailing back and forth. We're trying to tee up a date with TikTok superstar Fadan as our first guest of the new season. I swear you said that in January.

Yeah, but we hadn't touched base. We were on DMs. She's very hard to get hold of. She's a litigator. That's exciting. All right. I'll believe this when I see it. She'll be staring right at you.

Will she come in or will it be? She'll come in. Okay. All right. Well, we'll catch you back on Monday, you two. See you soon. Thanks for listening. Love you.

Love you. See ya. Bye-bye. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcaster. Welcome to AD Debrief, a secret segment on the end.

Wow, a lot of that conversation could have been AD Debrief. I did wonder if you'd forgotten at what point of the show we were at. I have actually forgotten the day and time. Yeah. Well, we did talk shit in the end, even though we've been doing that the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys like my glasses?

I do. I was looking at them before. What's the point of them if they're just blue light? Well, because I spend so much time in front of so many screens in every studio that my headaches are coming back. You know how I used to get awful headaches? Yeah. So, I really-

That just could be general being like, being worn down. Probably. It probably is. But hey, it can't hurt. I'm trying to stop everything. So I invested in, like, good quality blue light glasses. But when you go into the sun, they go blue, like actually the tint blue.

Oh, like those transition lenses. Yeah, I'm like a dork. But I haven't been- Especially with that hair, too. You will look like someone's auntie. Once they go to transition lens mode What do you mean with this hair? I've had this hair my whole life

No, there's something about the glasses The auntie glasses That changes your hairstyle See, oh He just took the glasses off Different vibe altogether What's this vibe, Jenna? He fucks

Yeah, and this vibe? He makes a gorgeous pavlova It's actually true No, it'd be trifle Really? Yeah Try the monolith Okay, so your energy right now is Well, I've got the same problem Because I've got over. It's actually true. No, it'd be trifle. Really? Yeah. Try the monoliths. Okay, so your energy right now is-

Well, I've got the same problem because I've got a bun. Right now, it's a man bun, but when I put the glasses on, you tell me what you think. Okay, so man bun. Oh, my God. Oh, Mitchell. You look like that yearbook photo from the 80s. You're like a librarian. Put them on the head.

They're too big for your head Wow Well sorry I've got a big head It's not personal But yeah you're right It changes my vibe completely On camera you look really hot Jenna you try them on please

You can be a slutty nerd Like a whore Why am I slutty? No because like I don't know A nerd who fucks Oh god Who does she look like?

Who does she look like? Who does she look like? She looks like one of the lesbians from Yellow Jackets. No, wait. Which one? It's coming to me. It's coming to me. You actually look like someone.

The babysitter in The Incredibles. Oh, my God. What's her name? Yes. I don't even think she has glasses. Becky. No, she does. She's got braces and Becky.

Smile. Are you sure? Oh, no. I'm thinking of the girl who holds the fish in Finding Nemo. Forget it. Oh, no. That's who I'm thinking of the girl who holds the fish in Finding Nemo. Forget it. Oh, no, that's who I'm thinking of. Darla. Darla.

I don't know why, because the babysitter in The Incredibles doesn't even have glasses. No, but Jenny, you also look like... She looks like Edna Mode. Knockips. You actually also look like the babysitter from The Incredibles. How would the glasses make her look like the babysitter from The Incredibles? Totally. But the babysitter in The Incredibles doesn't have glasses.

I don't know how this has happened. Why do I look like an animated character? It's a Mandela effect. You do because you've got beautiful big eyes and features. Now you look like an incredible character. Yeah. Not incredible, by all means. No, no, no. The film.

Yeah. The franchise. Anyway, can we wrap this shit up? Because as you know, I'm unemployed and I have an event to go to tonight. Mitchell, that's not what I said. Let's never let that happen. I apologise. Ori, can I tell you what happened last week at an event that I went to?

Yes. Rocky Horror Show. Yes, that was good. Are either of you watching maths? No. Okay, well, these are fallen deaf ears. But basically, Sean's been watching maths and he said to me, oh, my God, that's Tristan.

He's my favourite on maths. He's not a fuckhead. He's actually really lovely. There's always one nice one. Yeah. And so we go, we have to say hi. And I said, all right, we can. We spoke to him and I was like, I would not have picked him for a maths contestant.

He isn't a buffhead. He's actually lovely. He was great. Anyway. Tristan. Tristan. This is how the interaction ended. He goes, anyway, you two, lovely to meet you.

Hey, let me know if you're ever up Manly Way. I work at Wharf Bar. Oh. I was like. You do not. Wharf Bar. The one where I was nearly bashed. No.

Mitchell was hate-crimed in that bathroom. If it weren't for the sturdy locks on those bathroom stalls, I could have been bashed. There was a homophobe trying to bash the door down. It was in the press. It was in Pink Newsrimed in that bathroom. If it weren't for the sturdy locks on those bathroom stalls, I could have been bashed. There was a homophobe trying to bash the door down. It was in the press. It was in Pink News. They wrote about it. And I was like, oh, you work there, dear Tristan.

Interesting. We told him the story and he said to come back, he'll look after us. That's nice. If he was nice to you, then, you know, what do they say? It's not one bad bot. One bad doesn't make the rest bad. There's an expression there. Like one bad stew doesn't make the restaurant shit.

Right. That sounds right. Be good if you could Google it, gentlemen. Yeah. No, once again, she hasn't bought a laptop. You have. I've got my phone. I hate to echo the same sentiment, but why is Jenna here today?

She refused to eat. She's not Googling. You've actually been mildly quiet. I know. It's just so bright in here. Oh, for fuck's sake. I can turn the lights off. Why don't we turn the lights off and see what happens?

No, that's the strobe again. Do you want a tour of the rest of the building, Mitch? No. No. What's the rest of the building? What? The rest of the radio station. Oh, I thought you meant other levels.

No, well, your level's level 16, my level's 17. No, I mean like other companies. Let that sink in. Oh, my God, guys. In a couple of weeks, we have to go to Coke Land. Coke Land? Can I say something? Go for it.

Oh, yeah, we've been waiting all fucking show. Did you? Totally. You don't have to ask just so you know. Which finally has happened. After you told me about that, I went to the concierge downstairs. Vlad. And he looked at me as if I was an idiot. Oh, yeah, it's not Coke Land. told me about that, I went to the concierge downstairs. Vlad. And he looked at me as if I was an idiot.

Oh, yeah. It's not Coke Land. I just make that as a joke. No, no. About access to level 13. Yeah, you did say that we had access to like- We do. A Coke level that is dedicated to like free Coke and fucking vending machines everywhere.

They've got every Coke that's ever been made known to man. Well, he said he's never heard of anything like that. Okay. First of all, you go to level 13 in this lift and it says all access level 13. In fact, I interviewed Michelle Visage from Drag Race. She thought level 13 was reception. So they just got in the lift. We got a call from her manager going, hey, we're at the Coke building.

We're at level 13. We're like, so Michelle Visage was in Coke land. Yeah, right. It's not called Coke land. No. So this building that we're in in if you want to Google it Is the Coca-Cola Amatil building Oh god you're leading all our stalkers right to the fucking prey

No no it's alright they can Google it And level 13 is the Coke level And they have all Coke merch or Coke products You're allowed to go in Yes guys I've been in there and I got free Coke I asked the concierge and he looked at me as if I was an idiot. Jenna, you don't go to the concierge. That's next week's investigation.

Will it Coke? Why don't we get the wireless road mics and we just investigate Coke land? Yes. But then what's the payoff? Jenna got a Coke. Jenna got her final Coke. Yeah, I finally got it. Now I'm really craving a soft drink.

Fuck both of you. Well, it closes. No, it's already closed now. Is there not just a soft drink fridge in the radio station? Ground, it closes. No, it's already closed now. Is there not just a soft drink fridge in the radio station? Ground level, yes. Oh, what about the green room? Not allowed to touch it, no. Or what? You're a guest. You can touch it. Because you're technically a

contractor in this experience. Yeah. So yes, you can come in. Yeah. So I can go to level 13. Only people that work full time can access that. I can go to level 13 whenever. Yeah, but they close at like four or something. Can you have this discussion off the cloud? Yeah, you're right.

I'm just very curious because I've told everyone about it. There, you have to verify your facts before you pass things on. I'm telling people that Coke Land, everyone's allowed to go and ride the roller coaster. Mitch is telling people that Mount C*** Panorama exists. No, it's C*** Panorama. Sorry, my error. C*** Panorama exists. We should go. Yeah, we should. Panorama exists. We should go.

Yeah, we should. Great episode, Mitchell. Will it be on one of your best segments yet? That's not what you said at the time, but thank you. I'll cop it. As a provider in it, hated it. Yeah. But as someone who can bring my brain as a listener, I enjoyed it.

Wait till you see the video on Instagram of Oscar concocting it all. That'll make you sick, knowing what it looked like before and then after. If it's great, let's all go collab. You too, Jenna. You spoke so much during. Literally all she did was go, no. That's icky. No.

As an experiment, one of these weeks when Jenna's away, we should just not acknowledge that she's away, but I'll just edit reactions of hers in so they think that she's just there and not saying much. Okay. We should sign off as we do every week, with a song. Oh, fucking hell, Cherry, what are you doing to me today? We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today, that's all. So we do.

By the way, we did get a suggestion on the text line. You know how we've got, is it just me Monday? Someone said, because Wednesday is more of a lucky dip. We don't just do idjams, We do other random shit like will it blend. They suggested what the fuck Wednesday. WTF Wednesday. That's good. No.

What the fuck Wednesday. What if we have children listening? Well, it's up to the parents whether they let us hear it or not. I don't think it is. You were the one just before saying, do you reckon I fuck when you look at me? And I've said panorama about 20 times. Can I tell you something? We have this listener of the show who I adore.

She's in my family. She's married into the family. Our show? Yeah, our show. She subscribed to our show just to support it or has listened to one episode or a couple episodes. Anyway. A pity listen.

Yeah, of course. Because she's like, I'll support the new family member, Mitch. She puts on, she sent videos to us. I'm going to find them and post them on the Injuring Idiots. She puts on for her kids Cocomelon for them to fall asleep to. Podcasts. There's kids podcasts. But she hasn't finished a full episode of IJM.

So what her phone does. Auto plays it. It auto plays IJM. So she's walked in to check on her toddler at 1am to see if they're asleep. And then there's me going, oh, fuck. You being like, oh, Sean, I blew Sean. I've never said that. I didn't remember something vulgar you said.

Oh, God. Most things I say are vulgar and yet that's what you came up with. She sends footage. It's mortifying. And she goes, my kids are listening to this. You're indoctrinating them. And then there's Jenna going, I was porked on Contigo. Totally.

Totally. Awful. So I apologize to that family or if that happens to anyone else. A lot of people do listen with their kids. Oh, yeah. And they're like, I'm the mum. It's up to me. I decide what they listen to.

Totally. Totally. All right. So if there are any kids listening right now, we just want to take the opportunity to say, fuck you. Oh, no. Quickly. And go tell your teacher that you said the same thing.

No, let's do some times tables for them. I couldn't. Two is four. Four times four is eight. Eight times eight is 63. And 63 times four is two. Did you ever know that? I couldn't tell you what the right answer was. Why are we doing this now? Ich bin Mitchell.

Hello there. My name is Mitchell. What about this? Ich bin ich und du bist du. Ich heiße Mitchell. Wie heißt du? That's I am me and you are you. I am Mitchell. Who are you? I's I am me and you are you. I am Mitchell.

Who are you? Oh, I thought it was, oh, McDonald had a farm. But it's the same rhythm, isn't it? They sampled it. Oh, if we hadn't already gone over time, I would play you both the McLeod sort of thing Oscar and I did last week. Not last week, week before. Where is it going?

Socials. What are you doing with it? Well, it's in the episode, but both of you fucked off. Oh, someone messaged me about that. Yeah, it was really fun. You missed out. That's funny. I was bummed you weren't it? Well, it's in the episode, but both of you fucked off. Oh, someone messaged me about that. Yeah, it was really fun. You missed out. No, it's funny. I was bummed you weren't there.

Oh, that's nice of you to say. I was at Pilates. No, you weren't. You were standing right behind the door, as documented via the video on social media. And then I went to Pilates. Of course. Well, thanks, guys. That was fun.

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Totally. Leave a gorgeous review if you feel like it. Yeah, of course. I'm not forcing you to. We'd love you to. No. Have a great couple of days. We'll see you on Monday.

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