Is It Just Me? - #2: You Gotta Hustle

Episode Date: October 4, 2019

Why do mobile phones do the fkn opposite of what they're meant to (04:37)Paying full price: to lie or not to lie? (09:16)'You Gotta Hustle' with Dami Im: Trying to promote our show in elaborate/stupid ways (13:21)How big is Churi's head? Producer Jenna's in with a game of 'Which Mitch' (22:14)"Secret segment" ADDebrief (40:15)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. This is it. This is the big one. This is for the girls. This one. Some things make more sense than others. Lindsay Lohan punched in the face after trying to take a boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy. I won't leave until I take you.

Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. That's the line. I see it quite clearly. Get new glasses. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Cinder, one Mitch is clearly better than the other one. Couldn't agree more. Now, here's Mitch Turi and Mitchell Coombs.

Oh, g'day, g'day. Oh, how are we? Oh, I've had a relapse. What? Another one. Oh, this is the third this month, I think. No, that's a different relapse. Oh, goodness me, what?

I'm talking about my Milo addiction. Oh. Did you get one sent to you? Because in this office, working in media, PR people send out free shit. Yeah. I got a giant tin of Milo sent to the office, and I'm like, oh, shit. You know, I didn't get some. I got sent Libby Trigger's new book. Good read? No, I used it for fire. I got a giant tin of Milo sent to the office and I'm like, oh shit. I didn't get some. I got sent Libby Trigger's new book. Good read? No, I used it for fire.

No Milo, but lucky you. No, but seriously, I banned myself from Milo years ago because when I was a teenager, I guzzled that shit. It's so addictive and it made me put on actual weight. Once I start, I just keep adding and then I just keep going and then I go back for more.

And then the milk bottle's empty. And it's the mum's upset. Oh, so that's your thing, how you're having it with milk. Well, yeah, of course I have it with milk. No, you don't have to have it with milk. You don't eat that shit dry, do you? Yeah, often. It's very good.

Wait, don't you cough? Yeah, horrendously. But it's actually quite enjoyable. That's where the smoker's cough comes from. Oh, we found the sauce. You've been eating dry Milo. Do you eat dry Weebix as well, you fuckwit? No, God no. I'm not a smokers' cough comes from. Oh, we found the sauce! You've been eating dry Milo. Do you eat dry Weeby's as well, you fuckwit? No, God no.

I'm not a manimal. Goodness me. Should have fooled me. But anyway, now I've got Milo in the house again. Had a relapse. Actually, you know how I've got that? I mentioned it last week. That 53 cent tape measure I use to monitor my weight.

It's not in an unhealthy, toxic way. It's just good to monitor your goals. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two centimetres. That's how much I put on from having Milo in my house. toxic way. It's just good to monitor your goals. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two centimetres. That's how much I put on from having Milo in my house. I fluctuate that, I think, with every meal. I can feel the two centimetres every time I eat.

You do that when you're holding a fart. I can feel the stretch marks stretching as I eat. Well, I can hook you up with another tape measure. 53 cents. No, I don't need to. I've got something even better. Did you challenge me? I don't even know what happens in this bloody place anymore.

You bought something and then you challenged me to buy something cheaper. Or did I just say I'd do it? So anyone that didn't listen to episode one, you're missing out. Yeah. Go back. I was telling you about the little tape measure that I have to measure my waist and it only cost me 53 cents online. No posted. Who's making money there?

Yeah, that was my question. I was like, how the hell did anyone make money off this? There can't be anything online cheaper than 53 cents total. That's where I came in. I thought, well, I am going to beat that. I'm going to get something cheaper. Yeah, you did say that. And I did. Bullshit.

39 cents. Bullshit. What is it? It's something that you already have in your bedroom that you've paid full price for. Excuse me, have you been rummaging through my bedroom? No, no, I've been in your bedroom quite a few times and I've noticed this and I've pointed it out to you and I've wanted one, but this is a car version of that exact device that is in your bedroom. I don't have to tell you anymore.

This is like the masked singer. It is. Oh, look, that clue is doing my head in. Have you got it? No, it's coming from Kekispan or somewhere. I did think that that was a miracle. We'll probably have it within the month, I expect. So we'll have it in the next few shows.

What's on today's show? Well, look, we are going to be doing a new segment called You Gotta Hustle. Because you do. You gotta. Yeah, we didn't get here by not hustling. We got here by hustling. This segment's all about us trying to promote the show in whatever elaborate way we can. Because when you, we've got to get the word out there.

And it's always at my expense. You love making me embarrass myself in front of celeb guests, don't you? I do, yes. I'm very excited to see how that went for you. Because I still haven't heard it. Also, producer Jenna is going to be popping in. She's doing Witch Mitch. Remember, she went around the office.

Yeah, I'm nervous about this. Well, she asked for a bunch of compliments and we don't know Witch Mitch they were talking about in the compliments. Yeah, how did you go, Jenna, with that? Was that hard, a hard task to get people to talk about it? It was pretty difficult. A lot of people around here didn't know who one of you were.

We clearly know who that is. They all follow me. You're on air, though, so surely. I'm excited about this. I'm quietly confident, as I would say during sport. I just know that you've got a bit of a big head, so you're going to think they all apply to you. Well, who knows?

Metaphorically, literally. And we're going to be competing, right? Whoever gets the most rights. I want to compete. Okay, fun, fun, fun, fun. And also, I don't know if you're going to be a fan of my Is It Just Me this week. I think you might take it a little bit personally.

Shall we get into it? But before we do, please call it Ijum. I'd like to call it Ijum. No, I'm still not in favour of calling it Ijum. No, I like them Ijums. Let's start. Is it just me? Do mobile phones do the opposite of what they were designed to do?

Oh, well, what do you mean? Well, you remember back in the day of the home phone? Yeah, of course I do. When it'd be like, oh, no one's home. Leave a message. After the beep, yeah. And so they thought, hey, there's a loophole. We'll make mobile phones so that people are contactable wherever they are.

I feel like this is very pointed. It does come from a point of frustration because you are hopeless at answering the phone, but it's not just you, as I found out. Like, no one answers their phone anymore. I've watched my friends, if I'm like hanging out with them at lunch, whatever, they've got their phone on the table in front of them. It'll start ringing. It's either one case or the other.

It's, oh, I don't know that number. I don't answer that number. I don't answer that number. I don't know. Or they do know who it is. There's a name there and they go, I'm not answering that. Oh, yeah, all the time. And it's like, why has everyone's, like, attitude towards phone calls completely shifted? I just think it's a millennial thing.

Millennials hate taking phone calls. See, I'm supposed to be a poster boy for millennialism, but I hate that. I hate that trait. I think everyone needs to go back to the attitude of the home phone. Really? In my house, it would literally, like, drop everything. If you heard the home phone ringing, it was like, quick, somebody hang the phone!

I'm in the shower, we'll make sure somebody hang the phone! Quick, run it! You're here. Hello. No one's ever treated me with such importance when it comes to the mobile. You're right. My mum had all of us kids trained, so the home phone would answer and she'd go, get the phone. And I'd go, I'm out the back, get the phone.

Hello, Mitchell speaking. That's what I'd say all the time. And it was probably my grandma. She doesn't need an official intro. I used to say, and this is before I'd done the speech therapy to kind of work around my list. Hello, this is Mitchell. Oh, that's nice.

What a little idiot. What would you say, Jenna? She wouldn't answer the phone work around my list. Hello, this is Mitchell. Oh, that's nice. What a little idiot. What would you say, Jenna? She wouldn't answer the phone. She'd cry. Hello. Oh, Christ. You the one calling Drew Barrymore in that horrific movie? That's terrifying.

But yes, you are probably the worst offender that I know. No, I'm bad. Do you know why? Why? Because for the love of fuck, you wear an Apple Watch. You were literally wearing your notifications. There is no excuse for not knowing that I'm trying to contact you. I actually don't think, and this is being 100% truthful,

I actually don't think I've ever missed a call from you. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think I've ever missed one. I have just actively not answered every call. Really? Yeah, I've never actually. It's never been in the shower. I've been've never actually. It's never been in the shower. I've been in the shower.

It's never been in my back pocket. I have always known and could have possibly answered, but I've always just not done it. I'm glad you've told me this because now next time you go, sorry, I was busy. I know that it's bullshit. Yeah, I make up excuses at the drop of a hat. Now, look, I'll be the first to admit that sometimes I'm a lot of work.

Is it just sometimes you don't have enough energy to deal with my shit? Um, no, no, no. Back me up here, Jen. I'm not using a lot of work. It's just that... See, this idjum wasn't meant to be targeting you, but you've taken us down this path. What the fuck?

I know. Why the fibs? I'm sorry. It's easier just to not answer. How is it easier to then make up a lie that's using so much creativity? You could just say, sorry, I didn't have time to answer at the time. I find it quite fun.

I would have. I'm like, you enjoy the challenge of the lie. I enjoy the chase. You know what that's called? Being a sociopath. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. I actually don't know if that is the definition of a sociopath.

Jenna, can you Google the definition of a sociopath? I just hurled an insult with a lot of confidence and then went, wait, shit. I accepted it, though. I mean, it's not far from the truth. What's a sociopath, Jenna? Fuck, the lisp is hard to work around that. No amount of speech therapy can help me manoeuvre that. P's and S's.

Sociopath. Sociopath. You know what I can't say? Similarly. Similarly. Similarly. Oh, similarly. Far out.

Sorry, Jenna's got the answer. Anyway, have you got it? A sociopath is a term used to describe someone who has antisocial personality disorder, also known as ASPD. Far from me. Is there a second definition? They'll often break rules or make impulsive decisions without feeling guilty for the harm they cause.

There it is. There it is. There it is. I'm not a sociopath. Do you have any guilt over the amount of lies you've told in your lifetime? None at all. Because I know that you think you're a very good liar, but I, because I've known you long enough, now I know when it's happening. You can tell.

Just so you know. Yeah. Let's jump into my idjim. Oh, let's get that trending. Okay. What have you got for me this week? Is it just me or... God damn it, brother.

You've got to be carried away there. Jesus, my God. Where did that one come from? Sorry. Anyway. That was very impressive. Sorry, I'll do it again? Yeah.

Oh, God, okay. Is it just me or... Do you love bragging about a bargain? Oh. Oh, I love it. And this is very topical for me at the moment. Why though? Because I have recently come back from a trip overseas

and I feel bad saying this. It just sounds very arrogant. But I bought a pair of shoes that were designer. Okay. They were Balenciaga, which is a very nice brand. I'm not big on brands. I don't know whether Balenciaga is good or not. Well, Cardi B raps about it. You know, the ones that

look like socks, they're the shoes. They're very famous. Okay, but I'm sure that there's song lyrics that include Walmart and Target and stuff, so she raps about it. It doesn't mean shit. No one's rapping about volleys. Anyway, very expensive, I'm guessing. Yeah, they were $1,500 US. But here's

the thing. Here's the thing. I saw them and they were... Jenna, can you do the conversion to Australian dollars? Just so we know. Thanks, Jenna. She's left. I got them for 70% off, right? Oh, that's great. And I had to because I've always loved these shoes, but I'm not that dumb to drop that

money. I really am not. See, even though it's 70% off, that's still a lot of money. I wouldn't buy it, but that's a bargain worth bragging about. Exactly. And things at that price place never get that discount, right? So I saw it. I'm like, I've got to do it.

So I was like, I'm going to buy these. I bought them. So they came down to like, they were like $450, $500 US dollars. I'm like, darn, I'm going to buy them. I bought them. So it came down to like $450, $500 US dollars. I'm like, darn, I'm going to buy them. Bought them. Still way too much, but okay. I love them. They're my favorite shoes ever.

To the point where I get compliments on them quite a lot. More so in America because I love their sneakers. You know what I mean? The problem here is my boyfriend, no way, not having it. He will only let me discuss the shoes when I'm talking about them full price. And he wants me to lie and tell people I paid full price. What do you mean? He wants people to think that you can afford that.

Here is a run-in I had in LA. Oh, man, the Balenciagas. Look at you go. I'm like, yeah, thanks, man. You won't believe. 70% off. He elbows me. He goes, no, tell him you paid full price.

You don't want people thinking you can't afford them. No, I do. I want to be relatable. Yeah, of course you do. If you said to me, oh, you wouldn't believe how much these cost me, and then their sentence ended there, I would think cockhead. Yeah, exactly. Look at us, finally connecting on an issue.

Jenna's got the conversion right now or after. $658.41. Oh, that's the final price. Thanks, Koshi. Yeah, thank you so much conversion right now or after. Yep. $658.41. Oh, that's the final price. Thanks, Koshi. Okay. Yeah, thank you so much. Tom Kotrowski. He had his name on with a beard.

He was awful. He was hot once. He needs to shave. I know. It looks like he got lost on a ship for a month and then just came back. I'll still do the reports. You need a Hydrolyte and rest. Come on, Hayden.

I think you don't like bragging about your bargains. No, he doesn't. No one under this sun thinks that he can afford full price, like fancy brand shit. Exactly. I can't afford that. I can barely afford Uber Eats, let alone $1,500 shoes. They're very nice.

I'm bragging about bargains that even at full price still wouldn't be a very big flex. I got these from Cotton on Full Price, brother. I got these Geno shorts with elasticised ankle, two for 60. Stop acting like bitches and follow couple of mitches. Please do. And you keep plugging it wrong.

I listened to the show last week and you keep saying follow us a couple of mitches. There's no A. Oh, but the at symbol throws me. So it's at couple of mitches. Oh, I've been saying at a couple of mitches. Jenna, we're. Oh, but the at symbol throws me. So it's at couple of Mitches. Oh, I've been saying at a couple of Mitches. Jenna, we're going to have to jump onto Twitter and Instagram and create a new account that actually is at a couple of Mitches and then just make the only tweet, wrong account, fuckers.

Yeah, funny. Follow us at couple of Mitches. Because if you keep plugging it wrong, people are going to be misled. Sorry, you're the social media guy. I'm just here for the buttons. I'll create it now. Jesus, Jenna, you've got to warn us. I'm just here for the buttons. I'll create it now. Jesus, Jenna, you've got to warn us. I'm not going to cardiac arrest you. Go again,

Jenna? Hello? Yeah, that's better. There we go. 3% volume. Anyway, follow us at coupleofmitches. Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, the whole lot. Please do. Right now, launching a brand new segment. Very excited about this, Mitch. You haven't heard the audio, so let's roll. Come on, baby. You know you gotta hustle.

You gotta. Exactly. We are new to this podcasting game together. Yeah. Because we don't like bragging about ourselves. We have to come up with elaborate and very creative ways of getting our name out there. And, yeah, once again, on me. You've got a platform of your own.

You've got your radio show at night. Yeah, so I do the night show. Mitch till midnight. Thank you very much. It's not just a podcast. It's on actual radio, which is why you keep talking like an energetic bastard all the time. You're trained to do that. No, you've the night show. Mitch till midnight. Thank you very much. It's not just a podcast, it's on actual radio, which is why you keep talking like an energetic bastard all the time. You're trained to do that. No, you've heard me. I talk like that.

I went to a funeral and did the eulogy and I forward announced the bloody cremation. Coming up in the next 15, Uncle Greg plays stings. I did and this is awful. We've got these hymns on the way. A little hook of Amazing Grace.

Coming up in the next 20, finger sandwiches. That's awful. Okay, so anyway. Sorry. In the next 30 minutes. Sorry. I thought, you've got a radio show. Yes.

I'm not your co-host there, but I'm going to try my best to infiltrate it anyway. Yes. So you came into the office of a night when you do your show. What did you find? Well, I walk into the studio and I see a piece of paper. Yes. So you came into the office of a night when you do your show. What did you find? Well, I walk into the studio and I see a piece of paper. Yes. On the desk.

There's also a lot of crumbs from my food. But I move, I shuffle those aside and I see a piece of paper and all they have are a few key phrases. Yes. So I've given you a list of things to try and slip into any interviews you do because you do a handful. Do you? I do. Maybe.

You do them occasionally. No, I probably do four a week. Yeah, you do them most nights. You do interviews with musicians. Aussie artists. Yeah, Aussie artists and stuff. And so I just put it on your desk and I said, whatever interview you're doing, you've got to plug it.

Thank God I did a little mix the week before because imagine that. They would have just been absolutely thrown. They would have been like, you what? What's going on? You're making fun of me being fat. No, I'm not, Jessie. You love the documentary.

This night just happened to be Australia's sweetheart, Dami Im. Oh, my God. That's not who I thought Australia's sweetheart was. I was like, oh, my God, he interviewed Magnus Zabanski. No, Dami Im. Dami Im is a sweetheart. I'll give you that. She won X Factor.

Wasn't she at Retrovision? Not Retrovision. Retrovision. Eurovision. I don't know. Was she? She could have been at Retrovision. Yeah, in therovision. Retrovision. Eurovision. I don't know. Was she? She could have been at Retrovision. Yeah, in a set-top box.

You know those X Factor stars. They're dark and fall quickly. She was at JB Hi-Fi Home. So no, she read Eurovision. She was on Eurovision and X Factor. Yes, yes, yes. She was also on my show. And I get in and I go, all right, I've got to do my interview with Dami M.

Oh, you did do it to her, did you? I did and I'm so nervous I'm going to piss off the Dami army. But what can you do? This is just the way the cookie crumbles. So why don't we do like it's you're my teacher, checking off my homework. Have you still got the bit of paper? Yeah, it's here.

I've written notes on it. There's probably tears from me sobbing. Where's my red pen? I'm going to mark it. And one tick for correct, two ticks for excellent. Okay, so yeah, cool. The list has had a couple of subtle things. Like, is it just me?

Weave that into a sentence. The words podcast and subscribe. So you did it? I did. Oh my God, I'm so proud. Here it is. I do love K-pop and like I got into my singing because of listening to K-pop artists. That's crazy.

I mean, is it just me or is everyone you talk to now a K-pop fan? Do you know what I mean? I feel like there's been this explosion of people just loving K-pop. I know. It's really weird. And it's not just Korean people or Asian people. It's like people of all different ethnicities. And you're just like, how did this happen?

Podcast. I was researching you. You're not doing a podcast, are you? No. I think you've got to have a special kind of talent. Like, you've just got to love talking. Like, do you love talking? Love talking, yeah.

Love it. If you haven't picked up on that yet. Oh, my God. Podcast! Okay, look. I did... I'm just going to pop out my Kilometrico. We're going to mark this assignment.

What did I get? I did... I should have specified in the rubric that I expected you to be a my kilometrico. We're going to mark this assignment. What did I get? I did, I should have specified in the rubric that I expected you to be a little bit more subtle. She was just talking and you went, subscribe! That's not subtle at all. The image of me

was smooth. Thank you. The podcast was a complete apropos of nothing. Podcast! Would you ever do one? But you know, no less. You did it. You got the job done, but you didn't. There was one very important one on this list that you didn't include. What was that? I wanted you to say that you know a Mitch much better than you.

Oh, no, I did. I did that. You did that as well? Yeah, in a roundabout way. Here it is. A lot of people know Dami M. Like, you said your household name. So there's no other Dami M, unless you know someone else with your name,

Dami M. Do you know anyone else? Yeah, I don't know anyone. Oh, I know. I know many more, you know someone else with your name, Dami M. Do you know anyone else? Yeah, I don't know anyone. I know many more better Mitches than me. One comes to mind. She was so awkward. Her last name would have been nice, just quietly. Oh, I couldn't have done that.

She was so done with your shit when you asked her. Yeah, I know. You could hear it in her voice. She's like, that's a dumb fucking question. It's like asking Hitler. Do you know any other Hitlers? He's like, no. Can you play it again? I want to hear it. She sounds so, you can hear it in her voice. She's like, that's a dumb fucking question. Do you know? It's like asking Hitler. Do you know any other Hitlers? He's like, no. Can you play it again?

I want to hear it. She sounds so fed up. People know Dami Im. Like you said, you're a household name. So there's no other Dami Im, unless you know someone else with your name, Dami Im. Do you know anyone else? Yeah, I don't know. She's like, no, you bastard.

That's fine. I'm just ticking off, ticking off questions. So what's the next one? I wasn't sure how much you were willing to embarrass yourself, so I put plenty on this list, and they did get more extreme as we went on. One of them was coughing. A salute to Coughing Fit Chicken, a new segment of ours that we launched last week in episode one.

You coughed down the line to Ben Fortner for two minutes and six seconds. A record, I'll have you know. There was no time pressure on this one. Please tell me you coughed at Darmium. This is one of the most embarrassing moments of my professional career. You didn't! But I coughed in front of Darmium. Yeah, I mean, of course, I've got this Australian

tour, the Dreamer tour that I'm on at the moment. Not many seats left to that, but be quick. Darmium.com forward slash tour and they're all there, yeah? Yes, yes. Great. Oh, God, sorry. You all right?

Goodness me. You got too excited for K-pop. Goodness me. I sound like a parish leader. Goodness me. Goodness me. Good heavens. Oh, that's awful.

Wow. Yeah. She tried to play it off like it was nothing, but she goes, God, that's unprofessional. Yeah. I did it again. I coughed twice. Can I just say...

I didn't think it was enough. I've learnt a lesson today, Producer Jenna. Don't underestimate him. I didn't have my hopes very high, but I didn't even expect one cough. You've done another one. Yeah. This one was much better. Go on, hit it.

Don't just keep me in suspense. Okay, sorry. Here it is. I feel like a YouTuber. Yeah, this one was much better. Go on, hit it. Don't just keep me in suspense. Okay, sorry, here it is. I feel like a YouTuber. Like, comment, subscribe! Another subscribe! Subscribe! Thumbs up! Is it just me, or is Crying Underwater just one of the best songs of your

career? It's huge, it's incredible. It is. We're going to jump into it now. Oh my god, not again. Oh, careful. That was like a hot pot. I just chucked all the ones in at the end. Seafood and medley. That's awful.

She's like thinking, this guy's fucked. Like, I'm not going to put words in her beautiful mouth, but she was just like, this is so strange. I will say. How long did that interview go for? Oh, that went for about 15, 20 minutes. Oh, okay. That was a long one. Okay, so it didn't take up How long did that interview go for? Oh, that went for about 15, 20 minutes. Oh, okay. That was a long one.

Okay, so it didn't take up heaps of the interview because I'm like, whoa, I just thought he'd do like, I thought you were going to work on this list gradually. Oh, Jenna, we're going to have to come up with some new things. Yeah. What interviews have you got coming up? Who do I have coming up? I've got Montaigne.

That's exciting. Rojda, Aussie DJ. Danny Minogue's coming on the show. No, I'm not doing Danny Minogue. We're doing Danny Minogue. What can he say to Danny Minogue's coming on the show. No, I'm not doing Denny Minogue. We're doing Denny Minogue. What can he say to Denny Minogue? We'll work on it. I want you to say just the word fat. Oh, okay. We'll work on it.

I reckon you use fat as like a reaction. You know how some people go, oh yeah, great. You go, oh, fat. You make it sound like it's a positive. I was having lunch with Kylie the other day in France. Oh, fat. You go, oh, fat. That's so fat. That's awful. I have to say,

Dami Im's Crying Underwater is out now. Please stream it. Great Aussie artist. I have to give that plug in, otherwise the poor thing. Subscribe. You were coughing over her plug. Got one thing to say for Dami.

Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe! Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you leave a review. Can't think of anything nice to say? Just hit five stars and tell them what colour socks you're wearing. Did you just look down at your feet?

What a dopey piece of shit. I have to say, next time, I'm embarrassing you. Two weeks in a row, you've made me look like a fool. Not happening. See, you make it sound like it's so unfair, but also you haven't given me any dares to reject. Yeah, well've made me look like a fool. Not happening. See, you make it sound like it's so unfair, but also you haven't given me any dares to reject. Yeah, well, I have to think of them.

I just throw them at you and you just do as you're bloody well told because you're a good boy. I'm a people pleaser. That's what I am. Goodness me. God, I have to stop saying goodness me. I feel Christian. There's nothing wrong with that, but I just feel Christian. You say it all the time.

Have you not noticed it? Do I actually say goodness me a lot? Yeah. Goodness me. You can tell you were raised in the city, whereas I go, fucking hell. Jesus, it's dry. Fuck me

sideways. Jesus Christ. Imagine if I said that to Dami Im. This is why I'm not on radio. Oh God. Alright, we've got one more segment to do. Yes, we do. And I'm very excited about this one. We're going to see how big your head is. Producer Jenna, we need you for this one. In you come. It's time for Witch Mitch. Okay? Coming.

Goodness me. TikTok bitch. Why does she walk like she's just healed a broken tibia? She's always very ill on her feet. Leave her alone. I feel like we bully Producer Jenna too much. Put your headphones on, your mics on. So we need you for this Witch Mitch because you've gone around the office and you've asked a bunch of people to give compliments

and they have not specified Witch Mitch they are talking about. I don't imagine it would have been a hard task asking them to come up with compliments. Also, I have to say, we are quite well known around the office. I've been here four years. You've been here how many? God, two?

Yeah, so I think the only two Mitches, we had a third, but he's gone. Who's the third Mitch? Remember the third Mitch who now goes by a new name? Oh, that dog now works at Nova. Yes, went to the competition. Well, he's gone. So we're the only two Mitches.

So it has to be one or the other. All right. Hit us with the first witch Mitch. Okay, here we go. Mitch is really good at doing impressions. Oh, no. I mean, that really could be Arthur of us. Who was that an impression of?

Shrek. That was not a very good Shrek. Okay, it was about me. I'm going to say it. I can do some impressions. If I do an impression good, it's good. Okay, Gary V. You know Gary V, that inspirational.

Oh, he's like a motivational speaker. Yeah. I'm going to insert a grab of Gary V right now. I don't understand why people think like it's one way or the other. It's just life is gray it's easy to make a decision with all these choices and information pick one okay okay thank you he's mad at the person asking for advice for not already knowing the answer to their question he's like why are you asking me this no it's like okay here's the thing the problem is here within you

the problem is in you it's not you okay and it's not in your iPhone either okay i'll give you a question okay gary yeah should i be using tiktok it's confidence your problem is confidence kid so okay the problem is our generation they want everything want want want want want okay the need and the need and i'll tell you what's wrong you're never gonna get mad kid you're never gonna get mad because you want so much you expect next question so who is it jenny oh no that could apply to you do you have an impression you do oh god nothing springs to mind but it has always been something i felt that I've been told that I'm quite good at. You do a good ITAR. I did a Michelle Bridges last

week, remember? Oh, you did, and I actually said that that was a good Michelle. Yes. You do a good ITAR buttress, come on. Head of CLIA. Now she runs ABC, the chairwoman. She is indeed. Let's hear ITAR. Okay, here we go. I'm ITAR buttress from Alzheimer's Australia. Oh, so good. The key to quashing early onset dementia is early detection.

Head to alzheimer'saustralia.org.au for your free dementia kit. Now, hold on. She did a segment on Studio 10, Your New Workplace, called Ask Ida. So let's just mimic that. Ready? Oh, so people would send her in questions. And because she's this media icon with all this wisdom, she would give them advice. So I'll be Jess Harris.

I'll be Jess Harris. Jess Harris? What's her name? The one married to Overton? Jessica Rose. Jessica Rose. Sorry, the one with the quirky dresses's her name? The one married to Overton? Jessica Rose. Jessica Rose. Sorry, the one with the quirky dresses, you know. Aita, question coming in from Michaela.

Michaela wants to know, her boyfriend's been cheating on her and she knows about it. How does she approach him about it? Well, Michaela, I would suggest that you attend your local library. Perhaps there is some research that you can do there. There might be some books and resources that would be very helpful in that area. I personally have never dealt with such a problem,

but I would take an approach where I just say, hey, buddy, you've got something good going on here. You should count your lucky stars. Good luck. That's phenomenal. That's such a good idea. Clearly I've been watching too much Ask Ida. I am so.

All right, it has to be Mitch. Mitch Coombs. Okay, which Mitch is it, Jenna? Which Mitch is it? Well, I know who I'd choose. Skyter. All right. It has to be Mitch. Mitch Coombs. Okay. Which Mitch is it, Jenna? Which Mitch is it? Well, I know who I'd choose, but... Well, go on. Who would you choose, bitch?

In this instance, it's you. Was it? Mitchell Coombs. But what did the staff say? The staff, however... Oh, I thought that was me winning. Okay. Unfortunately not.

The staff, however, have selected Mitch Turing. There you go. Oh, Jenna. Did they cite any famous ones that I've done? Did you kick them in the face for being incorrect? I would have loved to, yes. But she didn't. But I didn't.

Okay, so one to you. All right, next one. Hang on a second. I'm trying to keep score here, but I'm not very good at math. So did I guess correctly? No, you guessed yourself. Okay. So you're wrong and I'm right. No, no, no. score here but i'm not very good at math so did i guess correctly um no you guessed yourself okay so you're wrong and i'm right no no no you went you guessed that it was going to be me

which means you also got incorrect so final your final vote was oh i did change it last minute yeah you're right because i was so good all right here's with the next witch mitch mitch is just really naturally funny oh well i didn't back myself last time, but. I think the answer's obvious, quite frankly. Yeah, we'll say it at the same time. Three, two, one. It's me. I was going to say me.

It probably is you, to be honest. It probably is you. No, but you are naturally funny, and everyone in the office knows that about you. Oh, thank you. No, I don't know if they do, but anyway. I'm going to lock in you, because I've had instances where I tell people I know you and work with you and they go,

God, he's so funny. And no one says that about me. They just go, oh, yes, he's on the radio. So I'm going to lock in Mitchell Curtis. Everyone does say you're funny, by the way. But anyway. I'm locking in you. Or they usually say, which is something I can never claim, he's so nice.

I've never had that said about me ever. That's lovely. Jenna, have you ever said that about me? No. Okay. Okay. So I'm locking in. It's about you Jenna, have you ever said that about me? No. Okay. Okay, so I'm looking in. It's about you.

Okay. Which means you're looking in. I'm looking in to you. It has to be about you. God, we love complimenting each other, don't we? Yeah, we do. All right. If it was me, I'd pick neither.

The office have voted for Coombs. I'm fucking with you. You're kidding! Yeah, fuck. Oh, that was Nat from The Edge. I used to work with her. I recognised the voice,. I'm fucking offended. You're kidding! Yeah, fuck. That was Nat from The Edge. I used to work with her. I recognised the voice, so I can understand why. The office haven't voted, Jenna.

It's one pleb. Excuse me, you were not there. I saw them. Sorry. See, the thing is that because I guessed you, I didn't get a point because I was incorrect. But I guessed you, so I get a point. I get the glory of being the one that was complimented,

but you're fucking winning points-wise. Ah, look at me. How good. And I'm naturally funny. All right, next one, third one. Next compliment. Go. Mitch looks like he spends a lot of money on his clothes.

We've already established that that's not me. Who was that person, by the way? That was Chris. Oh. It's the audio producer that made our brilliant opener. I was going to say, sounds like you recorded that in a crèche. He's so young, that kid. Play it again.

Ready? Mitch looks like he spends a lot of money on his clothes. How many kids do you know in a crèche that have a voice that deep? He's the little one. He's very young. Yes. Yeah, I did his homework for him last week. I think, I mean, look, I do spend a lot of money on clothes.

I have a, like we said in this very episode. Yeah, I was going to say, like we've been over this. It can't be me. It can't be. So I'm choosing you. Yeah, I bought a pair of shoes over a thousand bucks. It has to be me. Yeah, I'm going to lock in with Churi.

I don't understand how you could do that, but yes, you are correct. It is Churi. That puts me on two points and you on one. Yeah, that's correct. We've got two more to go, so you can still win. All right. Ready for number four? See, I'm torn between which is more of a win, the point or the compliment.

I'm livid that I'm not naturally funny because that's all I ever want to be described as. I think that was my Tinder bio at one point. Fat, but naturally funny. Next compliment. I love the way Mitch walks. Oh, God. I mean, I'm like a newborn giraffe. You know what I mean?

They're very wobbly on their legs. I'm like a newborn giraffe. You know what I mean? They're very wobbly on their legs. One time someone told me in primary school that when I walk, my fat ass looks like the kamikaze, you know, the show ride? Oh, yes. That violently shakes. And you think it's done and they go, change direction.

That's you when you walk back from the bathroom. He's coming back. So I don't know. I don't have a lot of confidence when it comes to the way I walk. I'm actually a little bit self-conscious about it. But then again, your walk is nothing special, so I'm thinking it's about me. I want to hear it one more time.

I love the way Mitch walks. I love the way Mitch walks. And think of the person who said this. Yeah, I know her very well. Famous brother. Hang on. Yeah, that was Zoe Sheridan from WSFM. Yes.

She did one of the earlier compliments as well. So surely she'd give us one each. Correct. The first one was about you. It's you. It's you because you have a sexual, you have a walk about you that is promiscuous. You know, like an alley cat. Sorry, why did you just throw in the word sexual?

No, no, no. Because it's more like an alley cat. You know, it's just had its fancy face and it's just sort of waltz. Have a way to want it to be in Cats word sexual. No, no, no, because it's more like an alley cat. You know, it's just had its fancy face and it's just sort of waltz. I've always wanted to be in Cats the Musical. Cats the Musical. I'm walking in cooms. Yeah, it's about me, isn't it? It's true.

There we go. I'm on three, you're on two. So if you get this right, it's a draw and we'll have to get someone from the office in live to compliment. And that's the only way we can do it. There's people here. So let's go to this. How do I walk, by the way?

Like an alley cat. You do. Very Delta Goodrum-y. All right, last one. Here we go. Mitch has really great hair. Obvious. See, we have very good hair, the two of us.

Very different from each other, though. Very different, yeah. Your hair pisses me off because it covers the camera lens that films me here in studio. Yeah, it's very bouffante. It's very Elvis Drew and his fat face. My healthy aura gets blocked by your hideous quiff. I'm going to lock in me only because I recognize the voice. That was Gordy, one of the Kiss announcers.

He comes on after Kyle and Jackie. And every time I wear my hair out, he goes, God, that suits you. God, like, he compliments my long hair. So I know that that's not something he's keeping a secret. But see, also, he's literally one of my best friends. He taught me everything I know in the radio world well then shouldn't he be inclined to roast you yeah he wouldn't be complimenting you genuinely no but I think he would because I know his his hairline's receding so I know he's jealous of my hairline I'm gonna

lock in me I'm gonna lock in me I think he's talking about me it's that big head of yours playing up again oh I have good hair I think it's me personally not that my hair's a bit hit and miss some people hate it. Some people like it. Gordie happens to be someone who likes it. So I'm locking in me. I'm locking in Turi myself, Jenna. Deal breaker.

Okay. Well, I actually asked my mum for her opinion as well. Jenna, no, this isn't in the rules. It is now. I made this game, so yes, it is. And her selection was Coombs. I won't celebrate too early, but it means the world no less. Thank you very much.

What's your mum's name again? Rosalind. Yeah, Rosalind. Thank you. Me and your mum have a connection and I now hate her. Okay. Just so you know. She'll be very upset.

But anyway, the actual answer to the question, which Mitch was he complimenting? Gordie has said. You're not Gretel Colleen, Jenna. Yeah, I know. I love the air. Hang on. This is my segment.

It's time to go. Fitzy. The winner of Australian Idol is. All right, let's stop fucking around, Jenna. Witch Mitch. This is for the win, Jenna. For goodness sake, Osher Gunsberg doesn't flop around when he does. Yes, he does.

If she throws to an ad break, I'll be furious. Hold on. Because you're hot and you're bad. All right, which means? Hurry up. The winner is Mitchell Coombs. Oh, fuck yeah. But you know what?

You haven't won the comp. You haven't won the comp. We're tied. We're on three all. Oh, right. Because you want to bring someone. Jenna, this is your game. Are we allowed to bring someone in? Yes. There's not many runs left in the office. There's only crying Bradley.

Oh, Brad and our voiceover guy. He voiceovers the majority. He just sits around all day waiting for us to give him a script. Yeah, you'll know Brad from the Is It Just Me? No, undo it. Here, this is Brad. Is it just me? Can you run around and grab him, Jenna? Run and grab him. Do I have to?

Yeah, we have to get him in. Go and grab Brad. Go and grab Brad, yeah. All right, Jenna, fetch him. So I know for a fact that Brad can't stand you. Bullshit. So the compliment's going to be about me. I will have you know that I am Brad's protege.

How do you figure that? I am. He's told me that multiple times. Hello protege. How do you figure that? I am. He's told me that multiple times. Hello, Bradley. Hello. Just take a seat in this chair here very quickly. You don't have to speak in your voiceover voice this whole time. It's all good.

Great. What do you want? So we're doing a game called Which Mitch? Jenna's gotten a bunch of people to compliment either one of us. We have to guess which compliment it was for, whether it was for me or him. We are currently tied, so we need an impromptu. Mitch is really, but never specify which one of us you're complimenting. But you have to have one in mind.

Just any compliment, but it has to relate to one specific Mitch. Hmm. This could go a variety of ways. It could. Alright. What is... Great dress sense. variety of ways. It could. All right. You know, you're facing him. Is, ooh.

Great dress sense. Ooh. Okay. Wow. It's quite clearly. I've already posted on our Instagram that hideous bathmat looking thing that you wear that makes you look like fucking Blinky Bill. That's $300. So it can't be you.

That was $300. You paid $300 for that. That was three. It's designer. Oh my God. Are you kidding? You're the poster boy for Cotton On, i i definitely think that he's referring to myself i got this shirt from the ladies section at big dub so it's clearly about me moving on i think

it's myself you think it's you brad i honestly think it's you okay it's mitch coombs oh that means you won i won because you've got a point for getting it right. Yes, thank you, Bradley. Thank you for the compliment, Brad. I hate you. Do I get to explain it because of that life preserver thing that you wear? Oh, I should have known. What's the life preserver thing? It's just a bright orange jacket.

Like a puffer thing that you would put on if you were drowning. Like you were one of the women and children that got off the Titanic. Yeah, it's very Costa Concordia, the last ten minutes. You know, the shit that's... Gotcha. And the blinky bill thing that Mitch... Yeah, get out. Thank you. Thank you so much, Brad. Thanks, Brad. Appreciate it Concordia, the last 10 minutes. And the Blinky Bill thing that Mitch... Yeah, get out. Thank you.

Thank you so much, Brad. Thanks, Brad. Appreciate it. Thank you, Bradley. There we go. No worries. So it's not that I have good dress sense, it's just that yours is especially bad.

I feel very insecure now. I thought I was beloved by the office. I really need to re-evaluate my career choices. Most of them didn't know who you were. So you won because you got the most amount of guesses right, but who got the most amount of compliments? The winner. Oh, Jenna.

Mitchell. Coombs. Oh, there we go. So not only did I get three out of five compliments, but Brad gave me an extra. Wow, people just can't think of nice things to say about you, can they? They have to wreck their brains.

They have to dig deep. The ones who knew who you were. They all know who I am, Jenna. Maybe we should say something nice about Mitch to make him feel better. Okay. Jenna, give him a compliment. Jenna, you're like Annabelle and not the girl that works in marketing, the doll.

Who's Annabelle? I don't know who Annabelle is, but she didn't know who you were, so. We need to get her on more often if she's going to roast you. That's not fair. I'm always the one either coughing in celebrities' faces or being roasted on this show. No, I wasn't kidding. We should say something nice about him. Go on.

Jenna. Yeah, we should. You go first so I can have time to think. I'm thinking right now. Jenna, I know for a fact that you and I get along like a house on fire. I've got one. Mitch, get rid of the music. You've got a real gift for making people feel comfortable instantly.

That's very nice. Thanks a lot. Well, it's true. I've got severe social anxiety. And when I met you in the elevator here, never seen you before in my life, and there was no anxiety at all. You were just like, oh, hey. And it was just instant.

Like, we were just comfortable. And that never happens. Okay. That's very nice. Thank you. Same thing happened here. Jenna, have your own. Jenna's still terrified of you.

Jenna looks at me like I'm some sort of albino crocodile. Yeah. Jenna, can you not think of one nice thing to say about me? You're a good driver. I'm actually not. And you know that. No, you are. Your car is nice.

This is coming from an unlicensed woman. Yeah. So her opinion means nothing. Hurry, give me one genuine one. Well, that's about all we've got time for here on Either Just Me. Thanks for joining us for week two. Taste in food. That's because I'm fat. No, it's taste in food. That's because I'm fat.

No, it's not. Jenna, that's because I'm fat. He would never eat anything that tastes bad. This is awful. I liked how you ate Milo from the tin because I enjoy doing that too. I still hate that. That was nice. I had at least three tablespoons too.

Well, anyway, look, we need to get out of here. We're back next week. No one, not really anything booked, is there? Oh, God, I can't remember what we planned for next week. Jenna, do we have anything? We sure do. What is it? Jenna's Junk.

Oh, yeah. Jenna's Junk. I'm not sure if that's something that is worth trying to forward announce and hook people in to listen to next week because Jenna's Junk is literally all our shit idjams that we pitched her. Oh, he started, Jenna. He started using idjams. Oh, God.

I've coined a term. Fools seldom differ. You have to have a catchphrase. Idjams perfect. We'll get it trending. Hashtag idjam. Hashtag add a couple of minutes. I've heard you say that so many times, by the way.

We'll get that trending. Just so you know, it's actually not hard to get something trending. Oh, really? Okay. I've been trending before. All right. I've got... I'm not kidding.

What did you have? Lunch with Ida? No, Bogengate was trending on Twitter and Facebook. Were there fires? No. I just made a dope fucking video. Did the mayor that's also a cow die? I'm glad you find yourself funny.

Anyway, Jenna's junk. So as people know, we do not tell each other what our Is It Just Me is going to be every week. We run them through her. She's our filter. She vets them. I thought that she was going to be really encouraging and go, yeah, great, good one. And all she was going to do was just basically make sure that we don't have the same one. No, she's savage.

There's been many an itchim that she's just been like, absolutely not. Oh, yeah, she's brutal. I've had more no's than yes's from Jenna. And sometimes I think of them and I text them to her and she just sends back no. Once she, you know, he can react to a message on iPhone, she just thumbs down one. I'm like, this is brutal. She's so savage.

I know. She's like a smiling assassin, isn't she? Well, she really, oh gosh, she really is. Anyway. It's like Jenna's the sweetest person in the world, but she's fully capable of murder. That's all there is to it. Yes, you are.

And so next we're going to be rummaging through Jenna's junk. Yeah, rummaging through Ted Bundy's junk. Let's get it trending. Let's end it. Let is to it. Yes, you are. And so next week we're going to be rummaging through Jenna's junk. Yeah, rummaging through Ted Bundy's junk. Let's get it trending. Let's stop it. That's not funny. Let's end the show. Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast and leave a review because you know what that does?

Helps us climb the chart. Thank you so much. Leave us a review and hashtag Idjum. Do not hashtag it. Get it trending. Do not. All right, we'll see you next week. All right, thanks for listening, guys.

See you. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. Well. Too much dry Milo. I know. I love that shit. Oh, we can swear now.

Shit. I was swearing the whole time. What do you mean we can swear now? Yeah, but I'm used to radio, so I can't swear. I said. I love that shit. Oh, we can swear now. Shit. I was swearing the whole time. What do you mean we can swear now? Yeah, but I'm used to radio, so I can't swear. I said fuck within the first 20 seconds of the podcast, and I was like, actually, there's nothing wrong with that, is there? You can swear your mouth off. If anyone's listening to the show for the first time, this is our secret segment.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. We didn't even- It's called ADD Brief, because Mitch and I both have an inability to focus. I haven't been described. Described. Maybe. There you go. I haven't been diagnosed yet. No, you don't actually have ADD. because Mitch and I both have an inability to focus. I haven't been described. Described. Maybe. There you go.

I haven't been diagnosed yet. No, you don't actually have ADD. I do. I've got the dexamphetamines for it. You do not, which is why it's really hard to rein you in. So if you give us an open mic and the permission to be structure free, it could be messy. Yeah, we'll do that. So the show is actually a show.

It's planned. It's structured. Yeah. But even though it is kind of loose anyway. And so the rule of listening to ADD Brief is that you do not formulate an opinion based on this. Because if you're here, it's your fucking fault. We didn't ask you to be here. In fact, leave.

The show ended. I prefer if people don't listen to ADD Brief. I'd prefer if they did. I like it. It's my favourite time of the show. Get back out to the phone room. And plus people also. People tweeting live.

Oh, I hate it when you do this. I love the show. Or someone sent us an audio message, which is so nice, and they said it's catered towards Mitch Turi. That's very nice. That's me. Let's have a listen to what they said. Mitch is just really naturally funny.

That's so nice. You're not over that, are you? No, I'm not. I'm really upset. Anyway, welcome to ADD Weave. It's our secret segment. Don't tell anyone. If someone says, what's the podcast like?

Your answer cannot be based on this section. You say the show is great. Yes, and this is rating free. Thank you very much. You can't rate the podcast on this section. Yeah, five stars based on... I mean, if this is actually better than the show, then fucking whatever.

Formulate your opinion. But if you think this is a shit show, which it is, and this is an absolute car crash, well, why are you listening? Piss off. Couldn't agree more. Anyway, carry on. What was this show you were talking about?

Oh, Bogan Gates trending. Oh, God. The local member who's also a pig has just passed. Oh, and they're eating him. Oh, goodness me. There's photos too. He's on the spit. Oh, they've re-elected.

A budgie. When did you decide that Bogan Gates is run by animals? I don't know. I just thought it would be funny to realise. You've never made these jokes before, but I'm here for it. It's so stupid. Okay, so ADD Brief, welcome. Sorry, that's audio from Bougainvillea.

They've shot and killed the new mayor. He was a Shetland. He's been killed and they've re-elected someone. Who do we have? Who it is? Oh, a human this time. Her name's Margaret Smith. Oh, she's been killed and they've re-elected someone. Who do we have? Who it is? Oh, a human this time. Her name's Margaret Smith. Oh, she's been killed apparently.

They've elected a Labrador. There we go. That's nice. Sorry, that wasn't the Twitter sound effect. They just killed the deputy mayor who was a finch. Oh, God. That was that sound effect. Is it trending?

Yeah, it needs to be. Well, a bit of fun. And Jenna, I think you are clinically insane. I agree with you there. So there we go. So finally, thank God we agree on something. Well, a bit of fun. And Jenna, I think you are clinically insane. I agree with you there. So there we go. So finally, thank God we agree on something. I actually do agree with you. You didn't have to use that, but yes.

Oh, guys, this is a bit of fun. I'm clinically insane. What are we all doing this week? What are all our mental illnesses? Let's go through them. Oh, I've got a brain condition. I don't know if that's a mental illness, but go on, elaborate. It's a chronic illness.

Oh, my brain is falling out of my skull and my brain is being crushed by my spinal cord. Which makes it very difficult for me because it causes memory loss and I'm not allowed to be a cranky bitch when he forgets things. It gives me short term. The other day I drank three coffees because I forgot that I had one. That's not true. That's not true. See, I just forgot that I was telling the truth.

That's not a lie. My heart was racing. I'm like, what the hell And then I had a flashback Like that's so raving I was like In the Corey in the house movie Disney movie I'm like

Shit I had two coffees Back to present day And I'm like Oh my god Is there a name For this condition Yeah it's called Oh they'll love this

By the way Who's they I'm on a group page It's called Chiari Malformation And I'm on a Facebook How do I spell it C-H-I-A's called Chiari Malformation. And I'm on a Facebook. How do I spell it?

C-H-I-A-R-I. Malformation. It gives severe migraines. Do you get severe migraines? Severe, severe, severe migraines. How often? I've never heard you complain about this. Probably like maybe a really bad one a fortnight,

but I have a headache every day when I wake up. Oh, God. Yeah. What can you do? By coincidence, I am a headache every day when I wake up. You're not wrong. So Chiari malformation apparently causes difficulty swallowing. I don't think you have any problems with that. I wish.

There's absolutely no difficulty in food getting from A to B in your case. You're not wrong. It does actually, though, it does, because it puts pressure on the brain and the brain stem and the spinal cord, so it throws off my heart, my hearing, my eyes. It's not a problem. I'm actually fine. But I'm actually very asymptomatic, which is good.

I just get severe headaches. What's asymptomatic? Asymptomatic means you don't get the symptoms that the illness causes. Oh. Well, you don't get all of them. So someone who's asymptomatic of, you know, MS means they have it, but they don't have Are you type 1 or 2? 1.

Okay. Type 2 means you're born with it. Type 2 is, I don't really know. I don't like to think about it. Does that push you in front of a moving vehicle? Yes, very, very, very much that. But I'm fine. But it is good.

Hashtag Chiari Malformation. Go and Google it and get some arm exposure out there. And guys, let's get it trending. Chiari Malformation. So are we going around talking about our chronic conditions? Yeah, I think so. Hold on. The Labrador's been killed.

That's absolutely... It actually wasn't dead. They missed and they just got it. Put it out of its misery. Yeah. Oh, someone's been elected. Have a guess. Why is the tweet sound effect the notification for someone being elected?

Because that's someone tweeting at us. Oh. Letting us... This is breaking. It's on the... Why can we hear the gunshot from Bogeng, but they can't just tell us verbally? Because they're sending audio messages. See, I was just reading, and you're Chiari.

Yeah. Sounds like the name of the fucking, what was Simba and Nala's daughter's name? Chiara. Chiara. Chiara, yeah. Anyway. Well, it's not. It's a very chronic illness.

It says here that you have very poor hand coordination. Yes, I drop things all the time. Oh, is that what that means? Mm-hmm. And also speech problems. But I would have thought that that panelling and talking on radio comes into both. So you don't have all of them. I'm not exactly the best panel operator.

No. But I do have issues that flare up on bad migraine days. Right. If I oversleep or if I drink, that's why I really don't drink. I genuinely don't drink much at all. It just throws me for two. Jesus Christ, this is like this time next year. And Mitch is coming back now.

Welcome back to the stage. His head is so small now. He's here. Say hi, Mitch. Hi. I can't believe that I've made so many jokes during that Witch Mitch segment about you having a big head and now you're telling me that you have a swollen brain. I'm actually fine about it.

I don't want to talk about this anymore. You brought it up, no offense. You brought it up. That's my memory. I don't remember who did it. I'm just going to pretend it was you and hope that it stinks. What's that? Someone just sat on their phone.

There was nothing in the text box. Hey, is there an Instagram sound effect? I can find one right there. That's what the DM sound effect is. It's not 2012, but sure. That's what the Instagram is. Okay, well, alright. I'll deliver the news properly. Oh my god, guys, you'll never guess. I changed it up.

Why did you do that? We just agreed on what we were going to do. Okay, sorry, go again. Oh my God, guys, you'll never guess. What are you doing? Sorry, I thought that's what you wanted. Oh, fuck. Go again. Guys, guess what?

You'd be surprised how many there are on here. Just play the one we agreed to. Okay, go for it. It's the phone sound effect I wanted. Go. No, I want to hear it as a preview. No, I promise. No.

No, this is a trust test. Go. I don't trust you. I'll be the first to admit it. No, go. I want to hear it. Jace Hawkins just followed a couple of midges on Instagram. That's exciting.

As in, why did you do it again? I don't know. I forgot. I forgot that I played it. It's because I put it on the Instagram story. Jason PJ. Jason PJ. Very good radio show, Keith in Melbourne.

One of the best, genuinely. And they're both lovely, lovely people. Great show. And he just followed our Instagram. Go follow their Instagram. What did you fucking put on your Instagram, Jenna? Boomerang. Of what?

Of a couple of Mitches. Oh, okay. Didn't approve that, but sure. I did because I'm producer. Senior, that is. Senior producer. Who said you were senior producer? It doesn't just come with age.

Yes, you're ancient, but that doesn't mean you inherit this senior position in a workplace. Even though this is in a workplace, we are not paying you. Oh, it's not paid? Mitch forgot he's broadcasting. What are you doing? I'm just messaging Jace Hawkins. Saying what? We should coughing fit chicken, Jace Hawkins.

What? We should coughing fit chicken, Jace Hawkins. What? We should, actually. This is fine. This is a little precursor for the people that listen to this part. I was going to say, because you picked up your phone. I thought you were about to message him and say, oh, my God, can we coughing fit chicken? I'm not that silly. Do you reckon he heard episode one?

Yeah, he probably did. Cocky. Oh, that's Jace Hawkins now. No, he didn't. So he just tweeted. Okay, so he won't know what it is. No, he won't listen, yeah. Do you have his number?

Yeah, I do. Why do you have Jace's number? Because he mentors me. Oh, okay. Yeah, so he'll call me after a good show. He's a very nice person. The first time I met Jace, he said to me, oh, g'day, mate, we've met before, haven't we?

And I said, no. So he's nice enough to pretend that he remembers me. He probably thought you were me. I got a haircut the other day. And remember on... Why would he think that... No. No, I want to tell this story.

Remember when you were on the edge, 96.9. The dark days. You got the... They weren't dark. And also you got the numbers wrong. What is it? The edge 96.1. That's what I said.

Mikey and Carmella. Mikey and Emma. Mikey and Emma. You were gay, Mitch. Yes. Which is so creative, isn't it? Keep going. I liked it.

I got a haircut done and someone was like, the whole haircut. She's like, you're on radio, you're on radio. I never specified kiss. I've been on kiss for four years. Like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. At the end of it, she's like, God. Anyway, you've got to tell that Mikey. I'm a big fan.

I was like, I was still heavily in the closet at this time. Well, it was padlocked. And I could taste mothballs. That's how deep I was. I was in the winter section. Now he just tastes regular balls now that he's out of the closet. Sorry. I hated that joke.

Sorry. It wasn't bad. It was funny. Anyway, and I'm like, what do you mean? She went, oh, you're gay, Mitch. From Mikey and Emma. And then didn't pay for the haircut and ran out so so you're saying that this man that that mentors you jace could easily have mistaken me for you he could have seen me approach him and go up to say hi and go oh here's someone before me that has long brown hair because

it's two years later and it has a beautiful slender figure. That must be Mitch Turi. Back in the day he might have because I put on a bit of weight. But, yes, he was polite enough to be like, oh, we've met before. Well, let's plan it off the air. Sorry, my reflux. Oh, my God. It just came back up on me.

Jenny, go get his bib. He needs a snack. Let's plan it off the air. But right now, very exciting, guys. Bonnie Anderson joins us. Come on in, Bonnie. What the fuck? What are you doing?

Come on, Bon. Help in. No, turn this off. Why? Because we aren't allowed to play Kiss sound effects when this isn't a Kiss show. It's mine, my stuff. Okay, well, you can tell the judge. It's mine, Your Honour.

Back off, dog. Cut that out. No, I'm not cutting it out. I'm just saying, going forward, don't fucking do that again. We should wrap this out. If you're listening in Bogengate,

condolences to those deaths. See, this is exactly why I don't think people should listen once the show finishes. Why? Because I don't even know what just happened. I think it's the best part. It was a bit of a rollercoaster, wasn't it?

Yeah. We were talking about your swollen brain. You at no point asked us what our illnesses were, even though that was the arrangement. Oh, let's go around the room and talk about our illnesses. I was waiting, but I didn't get a chance. And then all the while you're shooting the Bogengate Parliament via sound effects. And then we're talking about good old Jace from Jason PJ.

And you guys are acting like you know him personally so well. I do know him. I do know him. Jenna used to work for Jason PJ. Oh, yeah. Did he ever say anything about the two of us? Be honest. He had no idea who either of you are.

What did he actually say? No. No clue? No. No clue? No. You used to do Jason PJ's social media, so you used to have to get up very early and deal with him at his potential worst. We're all very vulnerable at that time of morning. I get in at 5.30 and I'm a different person.

Yeah, same. Yeah, same. I say we get out of here. Oh, okay. I'm so sorry we weren't talking about you anymore. No, that's not what I meant, but it's a bit boring. Because Jase doesn't know you. You may also, if you've gotten this far,

I want you to tweet us and I want you to finish the sentence. Oh, the new Bogan Gate mayor has been elected. It is, and you tweet that out. Hashtag Egypt. Hashtag Idjim. Hashtag Trenner's junk. You've just stolen the Not My Cup of Tea code word tactic thing I used to do. It's fine. I've done it.

It's fine. We'll bear back. We'll bear back. No, we will not. I can assure you of that. We'll be back next week. I've been Mitch. You've been great.

That's how I finish my night show. No wonder it's tanking in the ratings. Oh, I thought you were saying you've been Mitch and I've been great. That's how I finish my night show. No wonder it's tanking in the ratings. Oh, I thought you were saying you've been Mitch and I've been great because I was like, I would agree. Yeah, I've been Mitch. You've been great. Jenna, you've been. You've actually been very good this episode.

Well done, Jenna. Very quick on the Google. Can't wait for Jenna's Junk next week. We'll see you next ep. Goodbye. Don't say anything. We're gone. I'm sorry to report.

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