Is It Just Me? - #201: Hi My Love

Episode Date: April 21, 2024

In this episode: The Ninja Creami (11:22) Who wants to hand out pamphlets for us? (18:48) Coaching Coombs to use words of affirmation (23:56) Should family members not cut your grass? (38:44) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (44:33)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello, you. Hello, you. Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Oh, please, you're in bed with a cup of bloody Horlicks by 8. Horlicks? It puts you to sleep. It's like a malt drink. Sounds like a slur. Oh, I've heard that. Horlicks.

Ha-ha-ha! Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. Oh, my God. We're in our 200th era. This is officially season six, 200 episode territory on our way to 300. Bloody hell.

Look at us go. We're like a heritage show now where we can... I was thinking this in the car. We are... We're pioneers. We're ground a heritage show now. I was thinking this in the car. We're pioneers. We're groundbreakers. Is this what goes on in your head? You just think about how wonderful you are.

I think of different labels I can slap on before my name. We're an award-winning, groundbreaking podcast now. That's how we have to be described. Multifaceted. We're broadcasting from brand-new state-of-the-art studios. Did I tell you that last week you were recommending those, what are they? The lozenges. The lube drops.

Yes, because I was saying I keep getting a dry mouth, which is why I drink so much water, which is why I need to piss all the time. And you said, get these lozenges that are supposed to, I don't know, dry mouth lozenges. I got them. I don't like it. Did you bring one in? No, I didn't actually. Oh, I wish you did because I've never tried them.

I would have loved to. Really? Bring one in, please. I'm not even kidding when I say it felt like just having lube in my mouth. It was really, really weird. Was it actually? It was really weird. Was it sticky, slimy, was it?

Not sticky. Slimy is getting closer. Just lubey. That's all I can describe it as. Did it continue your wetness for the whole day or was it just while you had the drop in your mouth? I didn't notice any lasting effects. Oh. Yeah.

It doesn't replace water, put it that way. This is a bit of a naughty question, but would it be good for like- Gobbies. Yeah. Presex. And you know, you add spit to keep things going. I suppose it would help. It wouldn't not help. Well, I think maybe to continue this, Pricekeeper Jenna, who's here.

Hi. Hi, Jenna, of course. Hello. Great to have you back. Your thoughts? It's worth a try. Oh, Jenna, actually,. Hello. Great to have you back. Your thoughts? It's worth a try. Oh, Jenna, actually, before I fucking forget. What?

Are you doing anything tomorrow night? Yeah, I've got my chiropractor. At night? Yeah, it's at six. Is this your celebrity chiropractor that you're going to? Yeah. Did you see Jenna flogging free chiropractory on her Instagram? Yeah, I did.

He approached me and I said, do not come near me, let alone DM me. I would love to be cracked by him. No! Oh, it's a good crack. Is he even, is it really? Is he even, like, licensed? I checked his qualifications and he's very licensed. But you're a bit soft on him. Yeah. With all due respect,

why? Because I have neck aches. That's the sentence. Oh, but doesn't he do, is he just celebrities, right? Yeah, that's why I go. That's why you go. Because but doesn't he do, is he just celebrities, right? Yeah, that's why I go. That's why you go. Because you've got celebrity neckache. Right, and okay, so what were you inviting her to tomorrow night, Mitchell? Well, Contraceptive Diaphragm Sam is back in town,

and he asked if we should do something for Taylor Swift's new album release. Oh, yes, yes. At the time of record. It comes out tomorrow, Friday. Yes, yes. So we're going to have a little gathering and listen to it. No, am I not invited? You're right. I probably should have at least mentioned it. No, am I not invited? You're right.

I probably should have at least mentioned it to you, but I kind of assumed you wouldn't be interested. No, here you go. What are you doing tomorrow night? I actually don't know. I don't think I'm doing much. Okay, would you like to come to a Taylor Swift album release party? No, thanks.

Yeah, I figured as much. You just wanted the thrill of rejecting me, didn't you? No, I'm going on Sunrise on Saturday morning to talk about Taylor Swift. Oh, my God. They were like, we know you're a Swifty, so we'll get you on to talk about the detailed Poets Room. And I said, great, I will. Oh, well, then I think you better come to the album launch party

that we're having because if you have no fucking idea what you're talking about, you're going to look like a cockhead. They were like, we'd love to have you on. I'm like, I don't really know. Like, yeah, I went to the concert. You'll be fine. Just say how good she is. I'm like, all right.

Oh, my God. Yeah, who's Morning Sunrise host, I don't really know. Like, yeah, I went to the concert. You'll be fine. Just say how good she is. I'm like, all right. Oh, my God. Yeah. Who's Morning Sunrise host at the moment? Monique Wright. Matt Doran. Oh, Matt Doran. Yeah. Yeah.

And we all know his history with researching music before he broadcasts about it. Birds of Feather. It's like, I've heard Mitch at night. He does no research. Come on my show, mate. You're going to get cancelled like he did for Adele. You're going to be talking about this album that you've never fucking heard. You know, if I ever interviewed Taylor Swift, I actually think I'd be cancelled because

the things that I have said, not about her personally, but just not being a major fan. But she won you over after the concert, didn't she? Oh yeah, that was such an intimate performance. I felt like she was performing right to me. Can you sing one of her songs again? The one that you made up? Excuse me? Here's a typical Taylor Swift lyric. Oh, it's so easy. Ready? Give me, what's just happened in my life? Give me like a life situation and I'll write a typical Taylor Swift lyric. It's so easy. Ready? What's just happened in my life? Give me like a life situation and I'll write a Taylor song about it.

It feels lazy suggesting the breakup. You got invited to something. Okay. No, you didn't get invited to something. Even better. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Lost in the mail or just in translation. Didn't hit my email. Guess what? Off at the station. I'm pissed. Didn't hit my email. Guess what? Off at the station. I'm pissed. I'm mad. I'm really sad.

She's not Olivia Rodrigo. That's who I thought. Well, I mean, they're very similar, aren't they? Not really. Well, no. Taylor was Olivia's mentor. And they had a massive falling out. Did they?

Yes. That's a rumor. Well, I think it's a real rumor. I think there's legs on it. And you'll hear it all about it this morning on Weekend Sunrise. Well, Jenna, do you want to come after the Cairo? It's not like you're going to be there all night. I know, but I will be stiff.

No, you won't. You would have just been to Cairo. That's exactly right. It's the opposite. You'll be limber. No, afterwards it hurts a bit. Well, I think you're going to the wrong Cairo. That's not supposed to be the case.

No, he's very good. Since when do you go to chiro? What issues do you have? My neck pain. I think physio's better for that. I went to chiro for a long time, and it sort of helps for a day or two. But physio, I've gotten better long term. Do you crack?

Yeah, I crack. Didn't you watch the video? Could you do it to me? Do you know how to do it? No, no, no. Really? Don't do it. Really?

No, you can't mess with that. I love a crack. I know, but you can't just get someone else to do it. Really? Don't do it. Really? No, you can't mess with that. I love a crack. I know, but you can't just get someone else to do it. That's all you're doing. You should go to Dr. Cody. He's messaged me. Then go. I've balked him.

Okay, well then don't go. Oh, and his dog's there too. This conversation's very confusing. Do you want to fucking go to a Cairo or not? Yes, but not by someone that films it and puts it up and then he laughs. Oh, we'll just book a normal one. He cracks and goes, ha, ha, ha. He only films celebrities.

Oh, so what? So you'll be fine. I don't have to worry. Maybe I'll go then. Well, so do you want to come over tomorrow for Taylor's album? Potentially, yeah. I don't even know what it's called. I want to say Dead Poets Society.

No, Tortured Poets. Tortured Poets Society, yeah. Apparently that's her only, oh no, never mind. There's one other album that is more than one word. There's Speak Now and then everything else is just one word. Is it really? Fearless, 1989, Reputation, Lover, Evermore, Folklore, Midnight. And then all of a sudden she's got this essay of an album.

Tortured Poets Department. Totally. And her song title, she doesn't follow that. I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In. Grow up. It's also very rare for her albums to have a song on the album that has that name. Like, you know how Gaga's album Born This Way?

There's a song called Born This Way. There's no song called Reputation. Oh, that's a really good point. Oh, there is Lover. Fucking hell. Oh, that's one of my favourite Taylor Swift songs. I love that song. It's so dumb. So camp. You know what? Are you excited for Katy Perry's KP6? Is there any information you have?

Is it on the horizon? Yes. Fuck yes. It's coming. I don't care. No, Katy Perry is the original pop princess, and I know you're a Katy Perry fan. I love Katy. I'm such a tragic.

She's so good, and her last – Harley's in Hawaii was brilliant. Oh, and it only took people three years to actually start listening to that song when it blew up on TikTok. Totally. I do love Swish Swish. Oh, Swish Swish Bish. Okay, I prefer to pretend that didn't happen. Oh, no, Bon Appetit, baby. You're so good.

Yeah, I don't mind that one. It's like awful but catchy. Yeah, and Chained to the Rhythm is her best song. I do love Chained to the Rhythm. I'm ready for Katie to come back. I was hoping that when she resigned from American Idol that that was because she wanted to focus on a new album. I was like, oh, yes, I need that in my life.

I'm ready for it. She was on a red carpet this week with a glass handbag, and in the glass handbag was a secret document that said KP6 top secret. Really? Yeah, it's real. It's coming. KP6 is coming. Oh, here we go.

Go. Isn't this gorgeous? Oh. Oh, and I skipped to the chorus. Where are we here? Sorry. Ruined it. She sounds a bit tired.

Fuck you. No, she'll pick it up here, no doubt. Oh, I got goosebumps. Good on her. It's way better than the normal version. It's nice. It does work. I like this better than the normal.

Her and her husband. Orlando. Orlando Bloom, very hot couple. We've all seen the photos on the kayak. What photos? Oh, get the pool there, Ma. Wouldn't have said pool. Pause this trash. Trash? No, no, it's not trash.

How dare you? Not my good Catherine. It's a no from me. Have you not seen Orlando Bloom? No one was asking. No, Orlando Bloom, kayak pics, HD zoom. All right. How do you spell kayak?

Oh, my God. I'll just Google it myself. No, I've got it. Ready, set, go. I'm racing you. This is ridiculous. Found it. I've found them blue.

Oh, my God. Cock out. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, full cock out. Are you trying to find the uncensored one? Yeah. I don't need to see that. It's fine.

I understand what happened. Oh. He's just on a see that. It's fine. I understand what happened. He's just on a paddleboard. She's sitting there in a bikini. He's just fully stark as... What a random occurrence. It is a random occurrence and I wonder why because he could get sunburn on his penis. That'd be a shocking place to get sunburn. He does need a rash shirt.

I can't believe it. Don't we all? He does need a rash shirt. Anyway, listen, that is really... I'm glad we brought all that up. Yeah. So do you reckon you're going to get the opportunity to interview Katy Perry for a new album? Yes, I reckon I will. Oh, I'm so jealous. I know.

It'd be good, wouldn't it? I've not interviewed Katy. Hopefully she gets your name right this time. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Instead of Mitch Churl. Hi, this is Katy Perry, and this is my new single, Daisies. Listen now with Mitch Churl. I have to play that back to her. Mitch Churl. Hi, this is Katy Perry, and this is my new single, Daisies. Listen now with Mitch Churl.

I have to play that back to her. Mitch Churl. That'd be a funny full circle moment. How mortifying. Anyway, listen, if it's your first time listening to the show, welcome to Is It Just Me, everyone. Every episode starts the same way with an Is It Just Me, something we've noticed we hate or appreciate.

Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. We call them Ijjams. It stands for Is It Just Me. Is it just me? We do have to clarify that every so often. I've got an Ogham. I don't know Mitch's. We call them idjams. It stands for is it just me? Is it just me? We do have to clarify that every so often. I've got an ogham. I'm like, what?

They message me all the time. I'm like, go get it checked. An idiom. Something I've noticed. An idiom. Or like itcham. Itcham. I-T-C-H-E-M.

I-D-G-O-M. I'm like, where the fuck did the G and the O come from? I-J-M. Idjam. I've got an igam. I need a bit of help with my love life. That's what my idjam's about. And you've come to me.

Aww. It's something that I need help with because it's a strength of yours, but not a strength of mine. Well, mine is absolutely, once again, ridiculous as always. So, you know. Do you have any other information off it? It's a hobby that I want to do, but I'm scared and I don't know where to start. I'm wondering if maybe you two will join me in it to get me into it. Oh, not come with you for Hobby Hunt?

No, I might need you to come with me. It could potentially lead into a new Hobby Hunt. It could be. I'd love to do that. I don't even care what it is. I'll give it a crack. Oh, I don't know. Once you find out what it is.

Oh, it's not fucking golf, is it? It's not horse riding. It's not golf. I'm curious now. Let's do your region first. All right, let's start. Here we go. Count us in, Bradley.

Is it just me or? Are you guys also wanting to become a ninja? A ninja? Right. Well, this week I've become a ninja. Is that a hobby? It could be. It depends.

I mean, there's a massive community of ninjas. Well, you're already skewing a bit turtle, so you could be a ninja turtle. Do you mean I'm skewing turtle? Snapper or what? What kind of turtle? Sea turtle? I don't know how many types of turtles there are. I can't elaborate.

There's Betty Bottlenose. We did the dumb joke. Is that because I've got... Do I have a hunchback? Nah. Michelangelo. Thanks a lot. Very funny.

No, no, I am a ninja. As of this week, I'm officially a ninja. My sister, Rachel, is also a ninja. And I feel like, Mitchell, you'd be a great ninja. Jenny, you'd be a good ninja. What do you mean, and be a ninja? Oh, sorry. I really should elaborate.

How do you do it? I've purchased a ninja creamy. What? Ninja creamy? Oh, yeah. I'm in the fold. Oh, is this that thing where you buy all the shit before you actually try it? No, no, no.

I mean, yes. But the ninja creamy is a device that creates ice cream at home, but healthy fit ice cream, frozen yogurt, frappes, frappuccinos, Italian ice, sorbets. What's this got to do with Ninja? Oh, the brand's called Ninja. I'm actually not doing any athletics. There's nothing to do with it.

So that's not a hobby? No, it's a hobby, Mitchell. But you've already tried it? No, I bought it. I haven't started. This week I bought the machine. I have it at home. And I'm currently freezing tubs of icy goodness.

And there's a community surrounding the ninja. We all call ourselves ninjas. We're all ninjas. And I'm in the ninjas Facebook group. I accidentally did join one for actual ninjas. And then someone was selling nunchucks. I'm in the wrong page. And I've gone into the ninja creamy.

Google ninja creamy. I am. And you go on TikTok. And this is incredible. Some lady's like, i've made a low calorie ice cream using nothing but water and one apricot oh boy and it's delicious i feel like you would have heard of this jenna no i've never heard of it i know the ninja machines like the for juices and stuff you've got a ninja oh is that the same as my Nutribull, the same brand? Oh, you're a ninja. You didn't even know it.

Am I a ninja? Bitch is a ninja. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've got the juicer ninja. Oh, Jen is a ninja.

Oh, so it's not just you. There you go. Oh, my gosh. See, we're all ninjas. You didn't realise you were part of a community. I didn't realise. Will it cream? We've already used my ninja for will it blend.

Now it's will it cream Will it cream Oh my god That could really work Yuck Will it cream All we need is like something that can freeze It just needs to be liquids

Oh my god Let's do will it cream Oh god But wait I'm going to have to get some sort of understanding of the device Because I'm sure you can't just put any old shit in there and hope it creams No So if you Google Ninja creamy with an i i don't think they can legally

spell it with a y it's cream i um you just you get little tubs and you fill it with any liquid and then you put it in it and it turns it into ice cream or soft serve or frozen give me an example of something you put in okay so what i'm doing is i love ice cream but i'm like you know trying to eat better so what i do is I get that Chobani protein yogurt. Oh, that's good shit. Yeah, you just pour that in there. You add like 300 mils of almond milk and then some frozen blueberries, and you've got blueberry ice cream full of protein.

There's like no fat and sugar in it. It's amazing. And it tastes good. Because all those ingredients you just gave me, I would put in a smoothie as well. Yes, but it's- So you're making an ice cream instead? Yes, it's the consistency. It changes it.

Fuck, now I want one. I know. I'm not being paid by the ninja company, but we're all ninjas. Yeah. Should we do will it cream? Does it have to be liquid? No, no, no. You know, the one thing that got me over the line was a TikTok of a girl who got canned

tinned peaches. I just said the same word twice, canned and tinned. And she poured that into the tub, froze it, blitzed it, and it was peach sorbet. How long does it take? Well, you've got to freeze it overnight, but it takes two minutes to whip. I want that. Right, so it has to be frozen.

Yeah, it's going to be frozen. So my thought is on a Monday episode, you all bring your ingredients to me. You both provide me one wheel of cream each. I'll do one. I've got three tubs. And then by Wednesday, they'll be frozen and I'll whip them up and then bring them in. I'll actually creamy it here in the studio.

Will that make a mess? No, no. It's so self-contained. Okay. Oh, that's exciting. It's ninja. It's stealth. It's quiet.

But it's one of those things that like when you sign up for something, you forget that like in 2024, there's just a community for everything. Of course there is. Yes. There's a genuine Facebook group. People in Minnesota are putting packets in instant coffee to make their coffees in the morning ninja creamy. My mum got real swept up in the doTERRA community.

Oh, she... The essential oils. I remember that. Yeah, she tried to cure my congenial brain defect with peppermint oil. Is she still in that? No, she had to let it go in the drought because she felt like she was wasting money on all these oils. Oh, fair.

Also, I think she just kind of got over it. Every drop counts. She was a doTERRA mum for a long time. Really? Wow. You'd be surprised. There is a community for everything. No, I'm actually not surprised.

My sister is very much in sconce in the cloth nappy community. There's a whole fucking group for that. That's where people use reusable cloth nappies, right? Yeah, but it's not as gross as you make it out. Like, it's cute. No, I don't think it is. I don't know. They get different covers and shit. I don't know. I don't know. You know what?

A community that terrifies me? Jenna, you'll probably be across this. Yeah. The fake baby community. What? Oh, yes. They're all over TikTok. They're called real life babies or something. They're babies that are like, they're not real. They're silicon, TikTok and everything. They're called real life babies. Real life babies. They're babies that are like, well, they're not real.

They're silicon, but they look real. And they're so incredibly creepy. Why don't people take them around day to day and make it look like they've got a fucking child? Correct. And they look like a real baby. It's not wrong. It's really freaky. What are they called? They're called reborn lifelike dolls.

Reborn lifelike dolls. Make sure you Google them. They're not yucking if anyone's intos. Reborn Life-Like Dolls. Make sure you Google them. They're not yucking if anyone's into that. No, no, not at all. So, for example, there's one available on Facebook Marketplace, Full Body Silicon Life-Like Baby Doll. And so do people just carry them around? Yeah, wet and drink system. Takes a real pacifier.

Oh, that's handy. Interesting. But like... They're scary and there's a whole community around them. Yeah, no yucking anyone's yum. No, absolutely not. Oh, there's an. Interesting. But like... They look... They're scary. And there's a whole community around them. Yeah. No yucking anyone's yum. No, absolutely not. Oh, there's an Idjim community.

So, I mean... Yeah, totally. There's something for everyone. I mean, we love our little community. Of course. Yeah. Everything you can think of, there is like a diehard fan base for it. Really?

And there's nothing that I'm that obsessed with that I'm ever going to be the number one fan. You know what I mean? Totally, yeah. Like, I've got a fucking Gaga tattoo, but there's no way I could compete for, like, top dog of that community. What do you think about the Joker trailer? Have you seen it?

No. Why? It just looks a bit much. It just looks a lot, you know? I had a dream the other night that Gaga and Katy Perry put a new album out on the same day. Oh. I hope it comes true.

I don't think it will. Oh, wow. And I think you're the only person in that community. Of what? The Gaga-Katy fans. And I think you're the only person in that community. Of what? The Gaga-Katie fans. That's the most ridiculous thing you've ever said. The hybrid. I'm the only person in that community.

In the hybrid. The only one person that wants us two people to join. Oh, you can only like one or the other. Totally. Do you ship them? That's where you're wrong. Do you ship them? Meet your right fan art like there's a well or a Joey's hug.

See, I don't care that much. Oh, really? No. Oh, okay. I have a friend who literally, when Joanne came out, Gaga's album, he and a bunch of fellow little monsters from Twitter, they met up and were handing out pamphlets around the streets of Sydney promoting the album. I don't care enough to leave the house and promote her album.

I don't understand. That's a job, babe. Yeah. You're working for free. You need to start charging Miss Gaga. They're getting free labor. I feel like our idiots are kind of like that too. Like they enjoy it.

It's a community, but we don't care that fucking much. They're not going to go around handing out pamphlets. Totally. Yeah, it's cool, but you know. No, I feel like there'd be a couple that would do pamphlets for us. Why don't we make a pamphlet? No way. Okay, here's the test.

Idiots, let's make up a document with a QR code on it, the new artwork, and just says, listen to this podcast. And we can put it as a PDF downloadable on our Facebook group, Endurant Idiots on Facebook. And if you send us a photo of you putting it out somewhere, we'll send you a pop socket. But it can't just be one. You can't just print out one. Do you remember? I had an idea ages ago that never came to fruition.

Central Station? Yes. And you know that they're closing that tunnel in Central Station? What? So before it closes, we should make it happen where Jenna goes down there and hands out pamphlets for our podcast because I used to have to walk through that Central Station tunnel every day of my fucking life. If you do it, Jenna.

And they absolutely abuse you with pamphlets. They're like, here's a menu look voucher, $10 of HelloFresh. Really? Yeah. Like, you have to throw it at them. They make eye contact and they just go, here. You don't even have the choice to say no.

Okay, well, all right. Well, I think we just create a downloadable pamphlet and then you can send us photos of where you're pamphleting this show. We need to find our ninjas. Yeah. I'm very confused after this brain storm. What are we doing? Are we getting Jenna to do it?

Okay, we're doing will it cream? Creaming shit? We're creaming each other. We're pan footing. And we're picketing to get the Central Station Tunnel reopened? No, I don't. Oh, I'm confused. You and me both.

I'm not following. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. All right, coming up in episode 202. Isn't that a gorgeous number? 202.

It's going to be a good luck episode, everybody. I feel it will be. 202 coming out this Wednesday. Yeah. It's something I've noticed about you, Cherry. Oh, really? Yep. A glow, a certain glow.

An energy, a happiness. Yeah. Oh. Well, it's not that A glow, a certain glow, an energy, a happiness? Yeah. Oh. Well, it's not that. I'm not saying that hasn't happened, but do you remember ages ago on the podcast, I pointed out that you always said, good call. Oh, you picked up. Yeah.

You found a crutch of mine. Yeah. A crutch. That was the word for it. I found a new one. Right. Something that you keep saying. That's fine.

That's fine by me. Yeah. Listen, my voice is my job and sometimes I have words that I fall back on and I'm okay. Yeah, exactly. There's so many words to choose from. Totally. There's a lot. Sometimes you go back to your favorites.

Yeah. You know, it's like watching an old episode of Friends. We all have favorites. Why learn new words when you could just go back? But this one, this word you keep saying, I have the actual data to prove how often you say it. I hate it when you have fucking data. And it's way more than good call.

Have you? I think I've stopped saying good call. You have. You have. Yeah. I don't enjoy it. Now that I've learned it's a negative thing. No, it's not a negative thing.

Just something I've noticed. Okay. Be proud of it. Thank you. No, I don't want to be proud of it. Why? I will take it in my stride. I hope so.

It's really funny. These things make me paranoid though because I genuinely- Maybe we won't do it then. I don't want to make you paranoid take it in my stride. I hope so. It's really funny. These things make me paranoid, though, because I genuinely. Maybe we won't do it then. I don't want to make you paranoid. No, no, no. I already am. So we have to commit to it now. He's off his meds.

I seriously am. No, it's fine. I can cop it on the chin. Okay. It's all good. I've heard that about you. Now I'm going to worry. And now all this episode, I'm thinking, what is it?

Because have I said it this episode once? Have I? Fucking hell. Oh, my God. I going to worry. And now all this episode I'm thinking, what is it? Because have I said it this episode once? Have I? Fucking hell. Oh my God, I want to know. Was it Ninja? Because that's what the topic of discussion was. No, not Ninja. Fuck.

I'll tell you in the next episode. Fantastic. And I'll play it to you. Great. He's got the evidence. I do. You've got the receipts. It's really funny to me.

All right, that's fun. I'll take it. Also on episode 202, we're going on a tour of the new building. Yes, which is much to my surprise, something that was requested by our idiots. Correct. Because remember I said to you, they're not here. They don't care about the studio. It's not interesting to them.

It doesn't make a difference. They just hear our voices. It doesn't matter where we record it. Totally. No, people want to know about this alleged mystery Coca-Cola floor. Well, remember how I- Coca-Cola land, you called it. I swear I'm being gaslit because everyone who I've mentioned it to says it doesn't exist.

Jenna, I got in the lift today and there was a girl in there. So I fobbed to level 17 where we are. She didn't fob to level nine. And I said, oh, do you not need to fob your level? She said, no, no, it's one of the many Coke levels. Come and get a free Coke anytime you want. It's a party down here. Then she left and she danced off cartwheeled into Coke land because she's a little Coke performer.

I'm being gaslit. It's real. So I guess on Wednesday we'll find out if it's all it's cracked up to be. Because you've made it out like it's going to be some magical theme park. Guess what? Coke land. That's what I'm imagining. Sounds like the podcast awards.

So you're going to basically be proving to Jenna and I that it exists. Yeah. Cokeland exists and we have an open welcome to the main arena and we're going to go and find out. Right. We'll have to fire up those portable mics. We're going on a tour. Fucking hell, I know.

I'm excited. It's not that hard to fire up the portable mics. Fuck me. I just like sitting, you know. Anyway, speaking of fucking you. Oh, yes, thank you. Shall we jump into your regimen? Yes.

Okay, let's go. Okay, go. Is it just me or? Do I need to get better at being fucking nice? Oh, Jenna, I'll let you take this one. That's true. Don't jump to my defense so quickly. No, to be fair, you're much better than you were.

What do you mean? Well, you're much better than you have been in years gone by. Oh, yeah, I'm less of a cow. No, no, no, that's not fair. You're a softer, you're softer. You are. You're the nicest you've ever been. I think you're nice.

Thank you. No, you know what? Jenna sounds as surprised as anyone. I think you're nice, actually. Now that I think about it. I think you're nice. Thank you. You know what? Jenna sounds as surprised as anyone. I think you're nice actually now that I think about it. You're actually pretty nice. No, you actually have always been nice. You're a very nice person. You're deeply, deeply caring.

You just show it in different ways. This is the problem. I show it in different ways. So, you know the whole love language thing, how people show their love in different ways. What are they again? There's five, right? Can you Google them, Jenna? Yeah.

I can never remember all five. Words of affirmation. Physical touch. Physical touch, yeah. There's five, right? Can you Google them, Jenna? I can never remember all five. Words of affirmation. Physical touch. Physical touch, yeah. Acts of gestures, like a gesture. Oh, acts of service. Acts of service, yeah. Quality time. And then, did we say words of affirmation? There's one more I'm missing. Fuck, I always forget one. Physical touch. No, you said that.

Receiving gifts. Yeah, we said that. Acts of service. Said that. Quality time. Said that. Maybe you got all five and we just won't count it. Oh my god, I got it. Wow. That's why I'm such a good lover. You just can't count. That's my problem. I'm just an idiot.

Yeah. So what do you think yours is? Do you know what yours is? Oh, I know what mine is. And I know what Sean's is, but they're completely different to each other. And so we were talking about it recently, he and I. I'm an acts of service kind of bitch, right? You like the acts of service or you do acts of service? Both.

Okay. Both. Whereas he's a words of affirmation type. Aww. And it's not like I'm unkind and I never say kind things, but you know how he's just nice as all fuck? Yes. Always being pleasant and compliments and what have you.

Yeah. We were talking about that and I was kind of like, yeah, I don't know. Words of affirmation don't really do anything for me. And he goes, oh, they don't do anything. I said, no, no, okay, that's not fair. They don't do nothing. It's obviously nice to hear it, but like words aren't enough to turn around my day. If I'm having a shit day and someone just compliments me, that's not going to make much

of a difference. And it's not lighting up like those serotonin boosters in your brain. And he goes, well, I'm the opposite because words of affirmation will turn my day around. He fucking needs compliments like oxygen to his own admission. Really? And I obviously give compliments, but perhaps

not as often as he needs. But when I give them, I mean it. And so I think I need to get a bit better at it. Okay, good. Because mine, I mean, I think I hit all five, to be honest. Yeah. You said that last week that you're that needy. No.

Just any kind of love, give it. I want them all and I do them all. I think I can help. I think I'll be your perfect love coach. You reckon? Yeah. Are you a words of affirmation type predominantly? I give words of affirmation like crazy.

Like I'm happy to throw around a love you and the deep words. I mean, I obviously say love you and whatever, but like you can imagine. Let's just say this is the situation, right? Yeah. It's the morning. We're both about to start work. His love language is saying, I hope you have a beautiful day. I love you so much.

I'm so proud of you. You're so beautiful. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Which again, it's lovely to hear. But my love language, same scenario in the morning, he's heading to work. My love language is, yo, where do you think you're going? You haven't eaten breakfast yet?

You have not had breakfast. You can't go to work on an empty stomach. I'm going to go on Uber Eats and order something for pick up at the cafe next door. So make sure you get that on the way, please. Got it. But see, that's sweet. But for Sean, he just wants the kind words, right? Yeah, he wants me to be like, oh, you striking, beautiful hunk of a thing.

No, see that? Hope you have a gorgeous day. No, it's not that. It's as simple as a rollover and morning. I do all that shit. Really? Yeah. So I need to start adapting to his love language because, credit to him,

he's recognised that I'm an acts of service kind of bitch, so he's stepped things up in that area. Something as simple as unpacking the dishwasher, I'm like, oh my God, I've never loved you more. All right. Well, where are you going wrong? Should we do a role play? Do you want me to be short? Maybe you just tell me what to say.

Okay. I need to know what to say because I'll say a compliment if it springs to mind. I just don't think that they spring to mind as often as they spring to other people's minds. Got it. Do you have pet names for each other? No. Oh, come on. Get pet names.

No, we both are repulsed by that. What about like a honey or a baby? You know the baby? Hi, baby. Can you imagine that? Babe! Where are you? That's where you're going wrong.

What about Shawnee? No. My mother calls him Shawnee. Sounds like a white rapper, Jenna. That's disgusting. I've never been more erect in my life. Unerect. Forget the pet names.

We're not going there. But like, okay, a situation. Let's just say. Okay, I'm going to be you. I'm just going to say what comes to mind straight away. No, you tell me what to say. Maybe write it down. Yes, I'm going to say it.

All right, all right. Or do you want me to write it down and you say it? Yeah, maybe that way. Okay, cool. I'll text it to you. Okay, so let's just say the situation is he had a really stressful day yesterday, but today's going to be even more stressful. He's tired.

He's a bit sick. He's not sure if he's going to get through the day. He's bloody stressed beyond belief. Yeah, I'm on it. Yeah. Take your time. I'll edit out any silence if I need to. Yeah, put in some love.

Because I need to know what to say in that situation because normally I'd just be like, oh, fuck. That sounds shit. I'm not kidding. That's exactly what I'd say. I can just see you saying that. Oh, that sucks. Oh, sucks to be you, dog.

Better you than me, though. I'd rather be dead than have to do that. This is intense. Oh, is it? Oh, wow. Fuck me. How long is it? All right, I've just done it.

Jesus Christ, I'm sweating. Oh, my God, you look so stressed. And I'm also so turned on. Okay. Here we go. So you read it out. This is what you should send to Sean. Oh, my God. I was expecting the text to be way longer, given how long that took. No, I'm sweating. Oh, my God, you look so stressed. And I'm also so turned on. Okay. Here we go. So you read it out. This is what you should send to Sean. Oh, my God, I was expecting the text to be way longer,

given how long that took. No, no, no. You don't want to bombard them. That's another thing. Words of affirmation is just the short, the sharp, the sweet, I think. Okay, here we go. Go for it. Hi, my love.

Excuse me. What are you laughing at? Says you. I don't know if I can pull this off. I'm going to sound sarcastic. He needs support, Jenna, and you're not supporting. You sound lovely. Start again. I'm just reading it and I'm like, I know it's not going to sound right coming out of my mouth.

It's beautiful! But the tone is more like, hi my love. See, Jenna didn't laugh at that. I'm not Janae. Hi my love. Read it! Hi my love. Oh, fuck. Thinking of you today, I know yesterday was intense.

Today will be so much better. If you need anything, just call. But remember, tonight it's just you and I. I'll get some tea and wine on the way home and give you all the kisses in the world. See? Now, let me break that down for you. That wouldn't sound sincere coming from me. He'd be like, what the fuck? Let me tell you why that's a 10 out of 10.

A, you're thinking, someone whose love language of words of affirmation would love that. Why don't you just text that to Sean now and see what he says? Actually, I want to hear. I've seen his reaction. Because for you two, brain dead, loveless fools, it means nothing. Hey! Yeah. Sorry, I'm more pointing at you, Jenna.

Brain dead, loveless fools. How harsh. I think it'll, just send it to Sean, see what he says. Because it was yesterday a tough day for him. No, that was just a hypothetical, but it's going to be real confused. Yesterday was actually quite good. Did you just send it? Yeah.

Oh my God, just went through. Oh my God. He's going to be so confused because he's like, wait, did I agree to come to your house tonight? What did I send to Steve in the last? I just send a lot of lovely. But I'm talking about in real life conversations. Totally.

But you can't just flood compliments to the poor guy when he's having issues. I think that's what he wants. Oh, God. That's really tough. Yeah. Oh, my God. I genuinely think he'll love that. All it is, Mitchell, is as simple as a message throughout the day thinking of you.

I do that. Okay. I do. Maybe it's a tonal thing. Perhaps. Do I need to work on my tone, you think? Yeah, perhaps. Give me a message. I'm Sean in this scenario. Okay. I do. Maybe it's a tonal thing? Perhaps. Do I need to work on my tone, you think? Yeah, perhaps. Give me a message.

I'm Sean in this scenario. Okay. So, oh, I'm just, oh, my God, I've had the worst day. Yeah, fuck, I don't envy you. That does not make me feel better. What about, like, yeah, but you've gotten through it before. You'll get through it again. You're good at what you do.

I'm very proud of you. That's not really. Oh, Gemma. That's not really... Oh, Gemma. That's cute. That is actually very sweet. You could just add I'm proud of you into any situation. Why don't we just get some key little phrases you can tag on the end of anything? This is what I need from you.

Yeah, nice. Oh, no. What? Oh, my God. Oh, God, he just replied in all sincerity. Yeah, good. That's right. Did he love it?

What did he say? Mitchell, that's so sweet. Really appreciate it. I'm at Louise's for dinner tonight, but was going to come to yours tomorrow after work. Hope the recording's going well. Love you more. Oh. Oh, no.

See, that is. You have to keep this up. That is, that is brilliant. Oh, my love. He didn't even question it. I've never called him my love. Am I going to have to start doing that now? Yep.

See, he likes it. Because he would question it if he didn't like it. Wow. You need to reply. Be like, oh, no, I would say. It worked. I'd say, no worries. No worries.

Send my love to Louisa. Oh, God. Oh, God. A dick pic. A dick pic. Gorgeous affirmations, by the way. Means the world. Did he?

Oh, I'm the naturalist. He knows that I'm making an effort. Fuck. Oh, my God. He knows what I'm up to. Little does he know that that's me he's fucking. Wow. Okay, but at least I know how to go about it in the future.

Just channel my inner cringe cheery. Channel your inner cringe cheery. Think about it. If you cringe when you think it, then you know it's right. If you cringe when you think about your response, then you know it's right. You heard me and my ex talk. Yeah, it was naughty.

It was naughty, but it worked for us until it really, really didn't. It was like. No, we didn't. We didn't. Mitchell, I'm proud of you. Well done. That's coaching session. That's amazing.

One complete. What's another thing I could say? I often compliment his outfits, but maybe I need to change the wording because I just feel like, oh, fuck, that looks gorgeous on you. No, you don't say that. Is it the aggro? Yeah, it's the aggro. Maybe it's a bit.

But that's just me. Yeah, I know. But the thing is, what you give everyone else, you can't be giving to your partner. You've got to give him a different experience. Maybe he thinks, oh, but what about everything else I wear? Totally. You need to go.

What? Yeah. If I compliment his outfit, I'm not saying that everything else is foul. No. No, no. But the way you say it. The way you say it isn't exactly. Oh, I say it like it's some God-given miracle that he looks good for once.

I was saying to Jenna, I go, oh, you look very handsome. Well, I love that shirt. I haven't seen this shirt. You look very handsome. Thank you. It's really nice, babe. Thanks. You know what I mean?

God, you look good. I do say that. No, but instead of being like, oh, my God. You know what? I think your problem is it's not a soft language. Like, oh, you look fucking gorgeous. Like, that's very harsh. You look very handsome.

No, that's just my enthusiasm. I know. That's my passion. I'm like, fuck, you look gorgeous. Okay. Maybe it's, fuck, I could climb you like a tree. Turn that enthusiasm into something that he gets. Like, oh, I look that hot.

He could jump me right now. Not everything has to be sexual. It's love language. That's true. That's true. I'm not going. He could jump me right now. Not everything has to be sexual. It's love language. That's true. That's true. I'm not going to threaten him. All right. I'm going to jump you.

Add to your... He'd be so upset by that. He'd be really perturbed if I just threatened to jump him like a tree. You could jump him. I think you need to add to your repertoire, my love. Just try it, baby. You make a good point, actually, because he sometimes calls me beautiful man. Oh.

But I don't have a go-to phrase for him. I like my love. Gorgeous boy. How's that? I think my love is nice. Honey. I'm trying to soft launch honey into my repertoire. So I think you could really do honey.

You're gorgeous, honey. I'm telling you all the pet names. I sound sarcastic when I'm saying them. I'd prefer honey to baby. Sweetheart. No, I thought you were about to tell me dinner was ready. Yeah, exactly. What about boo?

Hey, boo. Monster's ink. It's not monster's ink. You know what you could do? My dad uses to my mum, he calls her lover. He goes, hi, lover. Oh, back to Taylor Swift. I don't mind that.

My lover. That's nice because it's kind of like, yes, very swifty, but very cool, but also kind of like, oh, mate, you're my lover. Like, it's very you, you know? Imagine if every time I called him that, I said it like Taylor Swift. I get a phone call and I'm like, oh, hello, is that you, my lover? Lover! Anyway, have a good day at work.

Goodbye, my lover. Okay, that could work. I do like lover. I like lover. I think lover could really work, Mitchell. Okay, I'll soft launch it, see how it goes. Why don't you just reply now and go, say hi to Louise for me. Have a great day, Mitchell. Okay, I'll soft launch it, see how it goes. Why don't you just reply now and go, say hi to Louise for me, have a great day, lover.

No, he's not clocked that it wasn't me sending that message. That'll give it away. He listens every week, doesn't he? Yeah, now he's going to know. Or he's going to know. He's going, hi, Sean. I'm never going to cheat on him with you because we just sword fight and it wouldn't work. We could never do it. Why did you have to clarify that? There's not one part of me that thought that you would

be a homewrecker. Oh, no, no, no. In my, no, goodness me, not me. I thought that potentially if Sean were to listen to this, he'd then fall for me because he knows that I'm the architect behind your life. Okay, tickets on yourself. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm just, I'm worried. I worry about these things.

Is that constantly flowing through your mind? I'm just worried that people are going to fall for me and then I'm going to ruin someone else's relationship. Correct. I can't walk past weddings. I can't. Not after what the judge said. No, of course.

You're listening to Is It Just Me? That's enough of these two. Now let's hear an Is It Just You? Okay, let's get a listener on, an idiot on the show. Mitch and I share our idjams and now it's your turn to share yours. If you've got one of your own, of course, you can DM us, or you can text us on this number. Send us a text. Yep, that's the number. Send us a text. Yeah, that's the number. Send us a text.

Even if you're not wanting to come on the show, just fucking flick us a text. Totally, yeah. Anything that springs to mind as you're listening. Yeah, and it doesn't even have to be like an idiom really. Like it can just be something's happened in your life that you want to share with us. I'm paying for credit to keep this fucking phone number rolling. That's exactly right. So we better make use of it. All right, today we have Caitlin. Let's give Caitlin a call.

Okay. Wait, no, we're not. What? Her name's Chloe, not Caitlin. Hello. Hello, Chloe. How are you guys? We're good, darling.

Chloe's in Kirrawee, joining us live for an Is It Just You. Where is Kirrawee? Kirrawee's near me. Kirrawee's in South Sydney, near the beaches. Kiriwi? Yeah, Kiriwi in the Shire. I almost went to Kiriwi High School. Oh.

I wish I went there. I didn't go. Oh, to school at all? No. No, I ended up out at Menai. Oh, that's deep. It's deep in barely even the Shire. The Shire is so much fun.

Yeah. I will never leave the Shire. Yeah, really? Wow. You love it that much, Do you work here? I will never live the Shire. Yeah, really? You love it that much, do you, Chloe? Yeah, born and raised. So I'm a Shire girl at heart. Same, so am I. We've probably seen each other around the traps. Vinyl Room, perhaps.

Honestly, I can walk to Vinyl Room in five minutes. My street is the main street where all the drunks walk up on a Friday and a Saturday night. And I've apologised. Yes, we've asked you not to bring it up again. Listen, well, Chloe, Bradley will count you in, then hit us with your regimen, okay? Have you got a fucking juicy one for us?

It's juicy. Oh my god, amazing. I can't wait. Bradley, count her in. Is it just me, or should family members not cut the grass? Oh, in Kiriwi? Like mowing? Is this mowing or is this metaphorical?

Metaphorical. Oh, here we go. What do you mean? What happened? You know when people say, oh, don't cut my grass. It's because they're coming for your man. A family member. A family member cut your grass, Chloe?

Yeah. So I was traveling to and from Tasmania quite a bit, so I was more in Tasmania than I was home. So my parents used my room as storage. Yeah. So when I was up in Sydney, I would share my sister's room. Oh. And one day, I went in to go and grab something out of my luggage, and I actually walked in on her sleeping with my ex.

Oh, my God. Oh my God. Wait, no. Like recent ex. Yeah, how recent had you broken up? Only a few weeks. We'd broken up because I was traveling. Oh, fuck. What a rat.

Did you have a big falling out with your sister? So when I first walked in, I was like, I was so shook. So my sister actually ran out of the room in pure embarrassment and I sort of just stared at my ex like. And then you just stuck with him. What do you say in that situation? Yeah. Well, I went into my luggage.

I was like, nah, screw you. So I actually had a pack of condoms in my luggage, funny enough. And I threw it at him and I said, you'll need these more than me. Like I don't need them. And then I left and went down and had a slap at the pokies with my mom oh my god wait wait so did what was the conversation with your sister like after the fact well i i was out for about an hour then i came home he had left she always kicked him out and i just i couldn't look at australia i was like you're kidding me right like it was it was

pretty embarrassing because like she still talks to him to this day. Do you speak with her? Yeah, me and my sister, I laugh about it now. It was nearly six years ago. But it's quite embarrassing that she still talks to him, though. That's really awkward. But wait, hang on. I just need to get to the nitty gritty here. When you say you walked in and they were sleeping together, again, metaphorical, like a full fuck.

But naked, book full going at it. You're kidding. And then you said that she just ran out of the room. Did she put clothes on? She grabbed like her T-shirt beside her and just put it over her area and legged it to the bathroom. That's an interesting way of coping from her. Fuck your sister and fuck the boy. That's disgusting from both of them.

Did your sister ever apologize? It's so embarrassing. No, she just finds it it funny she just thinks it's the funniest thing ever and i'm like okay like that's a bit yeah i mean i suppose after six years you just have to laugh or you'll fucking cry won't you but fuck it wouldn't have been funny at the time how long did you go not speaking to her before you finally made i think i was flying out like the next day so i really didn't speak to her like at all. And then sort of when I came up like two months back, like later, I was like, whatever. Like you slept with him.

Not much I can do about it. I think I was more annoyed that like if I didn't catch them, I would have never have known. Yeah. And so when you broke up with this ex of yours, were you like sad to be letting him go? Or were you kind of like, oh, whatever. Because I'm getting the sense that because you had condoms, you were quite willing to move on.

You were just like, ah, well, glad to get rid of that dead weight. Yeah, well, he broke up with me. And then I, like, because I was travelling, I was sort of like, oh, I don't really care too much. Like, I sort of moved on. Wait, how long were you together? Like, was it a long-term relationship? No, it was a few months.

Five months, six months. It wasn't, like, too long. Right. I mean, that changes things a little But still Family members Shouldn't cut your grass I feel like If you've dated someone

They're off limits Alright well listen We'll get you a prize Just for calling us And coming on the show But that sounds like You've moved on Which is good

Yeah It's funny now We just gotta laugh about it But yeah If you don't laugh You'll cry is what they say Or your sister will fuck your ex. I literally just said that.

Is that an expression? Yes. All right, Chloe, thanks for coming on the show. We love you. Message Pricekeeper Jenna, okay? All right. Thank you so much. Thanks, darling.

She was sweet. Sounds terrible. I'm trying to put myself in her shoes because I'm an empath. Yeah. But it's hard to because my sister wouldn't fuck Sean. My brother wouldn't fuck Sean. No, although I'd pay to say that. I also think it's funny that she just went down and had a slap on the poke with her mum.

Mum's like, no, no, no, don't worry. Come on. We all do what we need to do to cope in stressful situations. Put 20 on black, honey. Jesus Christ. All right, let's go. That's the end of the show today. Yeah, let's get out of here.

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Loved the two episodes a week. These two, plus Jenna. Give me a good laugh and love all the things they discuss, most of which is relatable. I've even got a few friends onto them as well since starting listening, so I love the podcast 10 out of 10. Mike 8 said, I suffer from insomnia deeply, and the best way to pass the hours is to listen to Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Listen to each episode at least four times. Keep it up, boys. And Jenna.

Yeah, Jenna's more. I won't. What should we make today's question in the Spotify comments? Should it be, do you also go about your day-to-day life worrying that people are going to fall in love with you instead of their own partner? Yeah. I think that's a bit wordy. No, I think that could work. What if we just do a little...

That's basically what you said. It's a joke. What about buzzwords of affirmation? Words of affirmation Mitch can add to his repertoire. Yes, please. Yes. Please. We need to add to my words of affirmation glossary add to his repertoire. Yes, please. We need to add to my

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Because we just go a bit rogue and it's not our best work. No. Because nothing's plenty. You're right. Oh, Mitch is raising his hand. You want to say something? What? Go for it. Oh, yeah.

Cheering this way better than me. Very sweet. That was nice. Yeah, annoyed that you said that. As I've always said, yes. I'm annoyed that you waited to the end of the episode to say that, but that's fine by me. I was getting a bit almost offended. For the majority of this episode, there were no sound effects from you.

Well, no. The laptop was pulled because you had to Google Katy Perry God Awful Song. And then we also Googled love languages. So I lost my sound effect board twice. And Orlando Bloom's uncircumcised penis. Do you have your own laptop? Because I can set it up on there. That might be better.

I shouldn't have to donate my laptop. I don't have my own laptop. I've got an iPad that I bought because I wanted to be an iPad baby. I remember that. You did art. Yeah. Remember I drew because I wanted to be an iPad baby. I remember that. You did art. Did you? Yeah. Remember I drew?

I sketched myself and I showed you and you were so blown away. I don't remember that at all. I know. That's in the – we do so much on this. It's 200 fucking episodes. Yes, I got that app on the iPad. Yes. Articulator, whatever it's called.

And I would write an Apple Pencil. Oh, my God. I was at the bank the other day because I had to open up a new account because I'm no longer a cell trader. I am a company and I hire myself. Guess what I called the company? What? Is it just media?

Oh, that's clever. Isn't that cute? That is very clever. Yes, yes. It's got its own logo, but it's very similar to ours. It's like a play on our logo. Wow, very fun, very cool. But I had to open a separate bank account for the business.

Yeah. And they were like, okay, if you could just sign here. You know those things that look like an ATM bloody F-plus machine? Yeah. And you have to use the pencil to do your signature. They have them at the post office. Yes, those fucking things. Yeah.

They tried to get me to do my signature on one of those. The pen wasn't working for whatever reason. And they were like, oh, just use your finger. And I've got long nails at the moment. You do, yeah. So, like, my finger skin doesn't actually touch the screen. When I tell you it's the most fucking atrocious signature I've ever done, I don't even know if they'll open the account for me.

Because it has to go through, like, a verification process. They're going to look at that signature and be like, what the fuck? Show me your nails. What child tried to open this account? Are they fake nails? No. Oh, press-ons. No, they're mine.

You've got a lot of jewelry on at the moment. Oh. Is that a bad thing? No, how many? Three? It didn't sound like, in your tone of voice, that that was a good observation. No, no. You were like, ugh.

Look at all the jewelry. No, no, no. I just wear jewelry on like a night out. I would never wear jewelry to work. No, I don't know. I just felt like it today. We're on camera. Because I'm a bit fl-y at the moment.

Oh, yeah. And so I was just like, let's just doll yourself up so you might not feel good, but you'll look good. Oh, you feel sick? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm a little sick too. I got my first flu shot ever yesterday.

What? Ever? How often are you meant to get those again? Every year. Shit. Yeah. Oh, I haven't got one for six years. I got my first one.

You anti-vaxxer. Yeah. No, I've never had one in my life. I had to do it on air on my radio show. I got jabbed. It's how you get all your life admin done. Just do it on air. So you don't have to go to the chemist and line up and get a fucking jab.

Let's make it a segment. Well, then everything's a tax rollout. Next week, my accountant's coming in. To do my taxes on the show. Next week on the podcast, I'm opening another bank account. Will It Bank. Oh, my God. I'm so excited for Will It Cream.

You guys are going to absolutely love it. I'm very curious because I've never heard of this Ninja whatever the fuck it is cream is. Oh, yeah. Our fans have never even heard of it. So you just need to look up some recipes and you bring in the ingredients and I'll make it for you. So you're yet to use it, though?

Yeah. I'm yet to use it. Right. I've frozen my pods. Maybe have some practice runs before you cream our shit. Yeah, maybe. Oh, my. Yeah.

And it's me. Not my actual shit. No, no. That's not if you're not doing it right if that happens. No. No. No, I don't. Creaming, though, you know, it's a bit of fun.

Tasty. The amount of people that keep sending me bedhead memes about like, or hacks how to stop the bed. Someone sent me a TikTok and you put socks behind the bedhead. I don't need that. Oh yeah. You were telling us a couple of weeks ago about how someone in your family home moved your bed.

Yeah. Because allegedly you may have been keeping people up at night with your fucking. Well, we didn't realize, but the bed just moved. So clearly we had been. We were talking about it on this podcast and I was like, let's call the family and find out what the story is. You refused. But they got away with it on the radio show, did they?

I saw that the pickup fucking called your father. Yes, they just did it. Really? A few people posted on it on Intra and Idiots. Did they? The video. Well, they just, they went and did it. I left the room.

I wasn't on the show. Did you? Yeah. I could not sit through it. I find that so incredibly awkward. I hate that discussion. It makes me sick. Really?

I left. But your dad seems very open. I feel like talking about sex wouldn't be that so incredibly awkward. I hate that discussion. It makes me sick. Really? I left. But your dad seems very open. I feel like talking about sex wouldn't be weird for him. It's weird for me. I do not want to talk about my sex life with my parents. It's the last people I want to. It's just so foreign to them. I don't talk about it with my family, but most of them listen to this podcast, so they know.

My family could not. So it's kind of, we've broken the ice in a way. No, my parents couldn't give a shit about this podcast. They have no idea. They don't listen to it. Wow. No, they don't. No, they like the podcast.

My dad calls you Coombsy. He's all for you. He loves you. No, he told me to my face he doesn't listen, which I don't mind that. No, that doesn't matter. Mum doesn't know how to. Doesn't know how? No.

Although she did manage to listen to Travis Kelsey's podcast because she's a massive Swifty. That's so cute. Yeah. So she worked that out listen to Travis Kelsey's podcast because she's a massive Swifty. That's so cute. Yeah. So she worked that out. So if she wanted to, she would. So basically, when we're in the studio and I said, let's call your sister and you said no, I should have just ignored you.

Correct. I just feel like that's a violation. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, Brittany Hockley and Laura Byrne, they're all about their big, you know, podcast. Suddenly consent means nothing to them. That's right.

We would never do that to you. And you can quote me on that. No, but this podcast isn't radio. Radio's very like, come on, let's go. The podcast's a bit more relaxed. There's nothing unrelaxed about a phone call. We can do that here. No, but it just would have stressed me out.

Yeah, I suppose. Dad was, also, they didn't move the bed because of the fucking. They made my bed because I live at home. That was the punchline. It was horrifically embarrassing. That is embarrassing. No offence, but that is fucking embarrassing. He went, mum said we need to make his bed when he gets home

because he's had a big day. So they went down and moved my bed head back to make the bed. I mean, it is sweet. It is. Oh, that's really cute. If anything, I'm just bitter and jealous because like, fuck. I need to move out. No, don't.

If you're already stressed and you've got someone making your breakfast. They don't make my breakfast. I make my breakfast. A couple of weeks ago, or maybe it was last week, you said recently on the podcast that he made your eggs, but you couldn't eat them because he touched them and you get queasy with things like that. Yeah, I have to peel my eggs. So I'm like, right, he's making your bed.

He's cooking your breakfast. Sounds like a fucking sick deal, actually. No, it is good, but it's, you know, I'm 28. I've got to really get on my feet, you know? No, you don't. Like, you see a little bird feeding its baby bird and you go, cute. But if that same bird was feeding and regurgitating Trill into another adult bird, you'd go, what the fuck?

That's what's happening here. Yeah, right. Might just be a big baby. I think I am. What about that fish on? Big baby. Hi, little bit. You're my big baby.

I don't think he'd appreciate that. That's a bit offensive, actually. What about my big boy? Hey? Oh, hello, big boy. I wouldn't say that. What about, oh, you're a tall boy. It just sounds like he's a male. We just start stating facts. You blue-eyed bitch. What about, oh, you're a tall boy.

It just sounds like he's a male. We just start stating facts. You blue-eyed bitch. Gosh, you full-time employed cunt. It's just ridiculous. Anyway. It's time to check it. Let's do it. WSFM Time Saver Traffic.

Is it still going? What's happened? Reaper, is it still going? Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, wait, fuck. Oh, no, we're good. I just panicked.

I thought that the recording stopped. This studio is still giving us grief. Anyway. It's actually ridiculous. Also, you know this studio is so fucked, right? You listen to your headphones. It's quiet. But the moment you touch the microphones with your lips, a hiss happens.

Ready? Mine doesn't do that. I think it's yours. No. Mine's not doing it at all. Can you hear the hiss? Yes, I can. Yeah, I can hear it.

Sounds like operation. Like, I'll just turn our mics off and I'll turn Jenna's mic up, ready? And you'll hear any noise Jenna makes. That's disgusting. Jenna. Anyway. Yeah. Well, that's it,enna anyway yeah well that's it really you know anyway should we go i think we definitely should on that note yeah yeah although if anyone does know morse code what am i saying oh yeah oh it just shorted out i think my heart just went i can hear the tongue no you can't i could i could can't you just use your hand I think my heart just went into it. I can hear the tongue. No, you can't. I could. I could. No, no. Can't you just use your hand?

Yes. Yeah, I can hear your tongue. To touch it. If anything touches it, you don't need to fucking lick it out. All right, let's go. Thank you, everyone, for listening to the show. We'll see you all on Wednesday. Wait. Oh.

We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. So we do. So we do. So we do, idiots. Baby. Love. That was nice. No, that. So we do. So we do, idiots. Baby. That was nice. That was appropriate. Baby was nice, Mitchell.

Really? Could I pull it off? You did. I think you could pull it off. But I like saying bub. I say every week, bub bub. That's not bub bub. That's cute too. But that's not unique to Sean. Everyone gets that. True. I don't think I've ever called you bub. No, you haven't. You don't deserve it. It's alright, bub. It's alright, my love. Everyone gets that. True. I don't think I've ever called you, bub. No, you haven't.

You don't deserve it. It's all right. It's all right, my love. See, that was nice. You can pull it off. It sounds sincere when you say it. It does. My love.

It sounds natural. Thanks. Honey. Thanks. No worries. Even honey you can get away with. Oh, my God. I could not get away with that.

Babe doesn't work. It doesn't work for me. Thanks, babe. No. But you always used to say that, didn't you? Did I? Yeah. Didn't you used to say baby? Excuse you? To my ex I me. Thanks, babe. No. But you always used to say that, didn't you? Did I? Didn't you used to say baby? Excuse you?

To my ex I did, yeah, baby. I like baby. It'd be more appropriate for the current boyfriend. Oh, right. That's very funny. Let's go home. Young man. Okay, that's enough.

Full grown adult. Born post 9-11, but that's nor his fault. Oh, really? Nor his fault. Wow. Not his fault. I never said it was. fault. Wow. It's not his fault. I never said it was. Are you saying that he was in that plane?

No. How dare you? Where the fuck did you get that? He wasn't even born. No, he wasn't. That's what I just said. How could he be on the plane? Oh, well, sorry, guys, but breaking news.

People are born. Hate to break it to you. I don't think you understand what's happening in this conversation. People! We've never accused him of being responsible for 9-11 or being born to spite us. Say that he colluded with Al-Qaeda Al-Qaeda?

To fly those planes in there, Mitchell. That's disgusting. Sydney girls, Qaeda. Australian children's Qaeda. Yeah, of course. Mum, mum, I'm flying this quiet Fuck me I thought we were leaving I love that Nicholas Is that from

From Quaymark Fucking hell Okay I've had Al quiet enough of this Okay Let's go Yeah Thanks for listening I can't I just can't.

You're such a quant. Wow. You could have at least used the beep. Oh, apologies. I can't find it. I can't find it. I did put them in alphabetical order. You're a quant. Alright, see you guys. Yeah, are we going or what?

See you on Wednesday. Oh my god, don't forget we're going on Wednesday to Quokland. Yes. We will be in Quokland. And we're also finding out your quutch. Yes, yes, my quutch in Quokland revealed on Wednesday's episode. What if we did the opposite? Anything that's like a Q-U sound, we just take that away.

Kane Elizabeth. I'm going to kinch my thirst. What does a duck do? It cacks. A duck famously cacks. I'm in a bit of a coral. Q&A is just cack and A. TV show.

All right, let's go. See you, everyone. Bye-bye. Love you all, idiots. Bye-bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.