Is It Just Me? - #204: Mispronunciations RETURN!

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

In this episode: Bless you x (02:00) Jenna's having our baby (05:00) Do freshly washed dishes smell like fish (10:10) Who has to pay the $1 fine for mentioning M*ddie McC*nn? (14:20) Mispronunciations RETURN! (26:09) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (38:48)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. I don't want to bore everyone and show you my Europe trip videos. It's a bit late for that. Oh, fuck off! Now here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs.

Hello you! Hello you. Hello you. How are we Mitchell? Pretty good. I've been googling what celebrations are happening today, by the way, because you know how on Monday we were going through all sorts of random shit. What was it again? National Tree Day? National Tree Day.

God, there was some National Linguini Day, I believe. If you've got a sneeze, let it out, darling, because it's Blessing Day. Today? Yeah. I believe that's... Wednesday the 1st of May. Pinch and a punch. It's not a religion thing.

Yes, I believe it is. There's nothing to do with actual sneezing. Yeah, but if I say bless you, that's pretty much in the spirit of blessing day. Is it just me on the flyer? If you don't bless someone, are you a bastard and a half? Yeah, I do feel like I've done something wrong if I sneeze and no one blesses me. I'm like, did I fucking offend you? Totally.

I'm not religious in any way, shape or form, but I will bless someone. Bless you. I throw blesses around like there's no tomorrow. It's a reflex. It's just the right thing to do. If someone's upset or if someone said something really nice, my go-to at the moment is, oh, bless you. Like, it's a thank you.

It's a real Mother Teresa thing. Oh, God bless. Yeah, God bless you. Someone's going to meet you at a really handsome... God bless you. It happens all the time. Bless you. Bless you, my child.

Yeah. And blessings unto thee, Pricekeeper Jenna, who is also here. Bless you. Bless you. Blessed be the fruit, Pricekeeper Jenna. Blessed be the fruit indeed. Of course. You know what?

What? That's actually highly relevant because for some reason... Oh, God. ...today my idjim is about the fruit of Jenna's womb. Wow. Finally, we're discussing the children that Jenna has had throughout the recording of this podcast. And the one on the way.

Yes. Yeah, no doubt. I didn't realise we were talking about that. And good for you, Jenna. Thank you. Bless you. I'm happy for you. Bless you.

Where do you think bless you would not work? Because bless you works like a thank you. Bless you works as like a... It would just sound a bit weird in certain contexts. Like, I'll bless you for dinner. Bless you for having me. Mitch, can you transfer me for dinner? Oh I'll bless you for dinner. Bless you for having me. Mitch, can you transfer me for dinner?

Oh, you just did? Yeah. Bless you. Yeah, that's a bit odd. If you went like, bless, it would sound kind of sarcastic. That'd be fine. Oh, my God. But actually saying bless you is a bit weird.

Oh, bless you. Bless you. No, I don't think that works. What if I get water on my hand? Ready? Dite. Because if I go like, it's more impact if I go, bless you. Oh, you've sprinkled holy water onto her.

And I bless you with that sparkling San Pellegrino. Bless you. Yeah, bless for that. Yeah. Bless heaps. I think bless should make a comeback in a non-religious sense. That's all I'm saying. And amen. I mean, for God's sake, you have a good shag?

Finish coming? Oh, amen. Amen. Imagine your reaction if someone actually said that. Mid-sex. No, like they just finished and they just went, oh, man. Well, I mean, that's kind of what we think, isn't it? Oh, man.

Oh, man. Well, anyway, listen. Hi, everyone. If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? Every week we start. We often make more sense than this. No, no, no. Actually, today's not the day for making sense, is it? No, it's really not.

No, no. With what we've got coming up. Totally. We have mispronunciations back. It's been a long time, but I've found three fresh mince pronunciations. Three? I said mince pronunciations. Mince pronunciations. Mince meat. That's hilarious that you mispronounce mispronunciations. That's how my brain feels. Brilliant.

My brain feels like mince meat and the one that's got half fat, half full fat. Do they have those? Yeah, 50-50. I've never seen that. They have half fat and normal full fat on the one side. So you're only getting three quarters of the fat? I think so. I don't really know. I think that adds up, actually.

Yeah, it does. No, I'm not confidently backing my maths. I never should. Oh, no. We're keeping Big Mint happy with that plug. If it is your first time listening, yes, welcome. We start every episode with an Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I never should. Oh no, we're keeping Big Mint happy with that plug. If it is your first time listening, yes, welcome. We start every episode with an Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's, but we have a mispronunciation coming up today. Three of them and the intervention

for the ages. You keep flip flopping. First you told me it's not an intervention, but now it is. What have you got against me? It's not an intervention, but it's the only word I can think of to accurately describe the energy of what I want to bring to the table. You owe the podcast. You owe the listeners.

And more importantly, you own us financially. Financially? Oh, my God. What? Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. I've got no idea what this could be about because you said it was something I said on another podcast.

I've actually been wrecking my brain. I've got no idea. Yep. You're a guest on a podcast. You said something that was sent to me by multiple idiots in the DM. Actually? I can prove it. Really?

I'll shout them out. When I get to that point, I will shout them out. I'm offended already. Let's go. Is it just me first? I already said mine is about Jenna's womb. Oh, you can go first. Yeah.

Yeah. So you can. What's yours about? Do you not know yet? No, I don't want to keep mine a little secret. Sure. Okay. Yeah.

I'll get to it. We don't keep secrets on this podcast. No, we never. Ever. Well, it's because it's in the notes section of my phone. So I can go and get it if you want. keep mine a little secret. Sure, okay. I'll get to it. We don't keep secrets on this podcast. No, we never. Ever. Well, it's because it's in the notes section of my phone, so I can go and get it if you want. No, it's fine. I'll just fucking go.

Bradley, count me in. Is it just me or? Have you ever pictured what Jenna would be like as a mother? I think you'd be brilliant. I haven't pictured it, but I kind of get your work with Dunlop. You can't. Have you ever pictured what Jenna would be like as a mother? I think you'd be brilliant. I haven't pictured it, but I kind of get your work with Dunlop, your cat. Connie. Connie.

Reebok, yes. Reebok, yeah. And you do great work with them. So I feel you'd be a great mum. Yeah, and also I look after my colleagues' children as well. Do you? Yeah, I do. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah, so when I went to Amanda Keller's holiday house

Were you invited? Money in the jar? No, no, no, I didn't mention the full name Amanda Keller, that's her full name. No, the show's name. The only thing you could have done is include her middle name, Amanda Reginald Keller Continue. Anyway, when I was there with a few colleagues they brought their children and I looked after their children and they had the best time. And now every time they go out somewhere, they always ask for me. Oh, that's a good sign, isn't it?

I can see it. Why, Mitchell? Why do you bring this up? Yes. Because I literally have never thought about what Jenna would be like as a mother, but last night I had a dream. Oh! A dream!

That she was just pregnant. Up the duff. It was quite far along in the pregnancy. No way. And we just acted like it was totally normal. There were no questions being answered. So we were still doing the podcast and everything? Yeah, and you were just going about your life like normal,

up the duff, full bump on display, and there were no answers about who the father was. Nothing. We just carried on like normal and it was seamless who the father was. Nothing. We just carried on like normal and it was seamless. And then you gave birth. I wasn't there for that in the dream, thank God. But once you had the kid, it just, again, it wasn't like a huge lifestyle adjustment.

You just kind of brought it to work, went about your life and adjusted just fine. I was like, maybe she's a natural. I've never thought about what Jenna would be like with a fucking kid. Yeah. I think you'd be good. Who would the person bringing the baby into the world with you be? Would you have a dream sort of person?

Not particularly. Whose sperm would you want? And be honest. Oh, I've got to choose between us. Mitch and I both have potent baby cream. Oh, both of you. Oh, my God. Do you have to call it baby cream?

I've got big viscous semen loads. Oh, stop. And it's just because I take a lot of vitamins and I drink a lot of water. So I make a lot of volume. But I haven't had them tested yet recently. We don't need that information. No, well, you're about to divulge yours. No, I'm not.

She's a shark tank. I'm offering what I can give you and you want how much percent stake in my account. You want a kid with this fucker? No, no, no, no. You're actually doing the pitch for me. No, you just pay for it. Because who's going to be a responsible parent? Jenna pays for my cum and then I fuck it. No, no, no, no. You're actually doing the pitch for me. No, you just paid for it. Because who's going to be a responsible parent? Jenna pays for my cum and then I fuck off.

No, but. Yeah, but she has to deal with your genetics after that. Yeah, I've got to. You're not the best example. Hold on. The baby would forget everything. I'm only on the pros. The cons list, and you've got a pen and paper because we'll be here a while.

No, I've already written it. Well, yo-yo in its way. And that's just something you're going to have to deal with. It will have a great thick head of hair and a brilliant personality. But its brain is hemorrhaging from its skull. I believe that's a congenial defect. Well, I can also offer the thick head of hair and the great personality. True.

And I still have theories that your brain is also leaking. What? Like mine. Why do you have theories about that? Oh, I've never published them. But they're with scholars. Oh, my God. You're in a weird-ass mood today.

No, I'm not. Okay, I've decided who I want. Okay, so play the Oh, my God. You're in a weird-ass mood today. No, I'm not. Okay, I've decided who I want. Okay, so play the music, everyone. So if the day comes, right, that fucking Jenna decides she wants to be a single mum, she just needs a donor, who's it going to be? Play the intro. Jenna decides. I've decided that the father of my baby.

Well, not the father, but sure. Yeah. What else would you call it? Yeah, but I don't want to be daddy. I want to rack off. No, the father of my baby... Well, not the father, but sure. Yeah. What else would you call it? Yeah, but I don't want to be daddy. I want to rack off. No, the father... Wow, that speaks volumes about your heart. Speaking of volumes, I want to cum.

Just want to say it again. Oh, my God. The father, even before you explained your cum situation... Hearing Jennifer cum is so funny. ...would be Mitchell Coombs. Thank you. I thought that was a given. Yeah. Excuse me, where's my applause sound effect?

Yeah. No. Sorry. I think you made the right choice, Jenna. I think so too. There we go. Can you talk to us as speakers to why? I think you just explained why.

Wow. Yeah. The kid's going to be all over the shop. Yeah, it's going to be a fucked kid. You also look the same. So, in fact, genetically. Yes, you both have the same hair. Same brown features.

Very similar bodies. Literally got hazel eyes. But you literally said, I don't want to be the father. Yeah. You have my semen. I just don't want to be around to raise it. Well, what an offer. But, Mitchell, you're a donor.

The scenario was you're just donating semen. I get visitation. Yes, I want him to be part of the baby's life. We'll go over it with the lawyers later, but I will get visitation. Well, you guys can have it. Okay. Let's get cracking. Let's go to a break. How long do you need?

Alright, have you got an engine ready to go? I'm just going to my notes. Oh my god. Well, he's brought two other segments to the table, an intervention and mispronunciations. I can't expect him to prepare too much. I can't decide. Okay, well, just give me a vibe for the ones you're tossing up. No, I've got one, don't worry.

It's very nothing. You don't sell them very well. But I don't need to. But I don't need to. But I don't need to. Count us in, Bradley. Is it just me or? Do all freshly washed dishes smell of fish? I think you've said this one before.

Have I? Yeah. Fuck. It's a good one, though. Do you agree? Yeah. Do you? I've never made that observation myself. It does have a fishy smell. I'm going to go to the dishwasher. I've done a quick though. Do you agree? Yeah. Do you? I've never made that observation myself.

It does have a fishy scent. I'm going to go to the dishwasher. I've done a quick cycle. What? Talk amongst yourselves. Maybe discuss how it's going to happen. What are you doing? I'm getting the dish that I've run.

Oh. So you can smell it. Oh, okay. Okay. Why was he looking through his notes trying to find one? If you'd already done the preparation of putting a dish in the fucking... That's another reason why I don't want him to be the father. He's a liar.

He's a liar? He's a liar? He won't stand by you? No. You can just imagine, Jenna, because you'd be coming into the office. I can work from home. I'd be the stay-at-home daddy. Yeah. Actually, no, then we'd have to live together.

What are we going to do about the cats? Oh, that's difficult because Isabella doesn't get on with other cats. No. You're going to have to surrender, Connie. I'm sorry. No, no, no. If I'm to be the father... No.

...you're the primary caregiver, you get more time with Jaquavius... Yes....then I have to at least Connie. I'm sorry. No, no, no. If I'm to be the father, you're the primary caregiver. You get more time with Jaquavius. Yes. Then I have to at least have Isabella at home. Otherwise, I'd be a lonely mother. That's true. Well, I would have to have... So we're going to assassinate Connie. No, we're not assassinating her. No, no. I will give her to my mum and have visitation rights to her

when the baby is with you. Okay. So it'll work like that. So she'll still be... Although the reason that we're assassinating Connie is so that we can live together. Do we even want that? Not particularly. No. I feel like it would work better if you did. I'd like to be able to give Jaquavius back when she's being a little bitch.

Exactly. And likewise. No, I do the day shift. You do the night shift. Yeah. Which I've heard from other parents that sleeping babies, it's no trouble. Oh, they sleep. They sleep really well.

It's fucking breathing. Yeah. So I'll just sleep and it'll be in its cot and you'll have to deal with the day. Got it. Oh, here we go. He's back. So I've run this in the dishwasher. My theory is to all freshly washed plates smell of fish.

Okay. Something that I've noticed for years. Clearly. So close your eyes, Jenna. Yep. Have a sniff. Oh, that's so fishy!

I'm not closing my eyes. What have you done to it? You smeared tuna on that, didn't you? Oh, that's revolting. No, it's just fresh out of the dishwasher. You bitch! That's tuna! You smeared tuna on it. Tip the plate over. What's that on the back? It's not even hot. Jenna, fresh out of the dishwasher. You smeared tuna on it. Tip the plate over.

What's that on the back? It's not even hot. Jenna, I said tip it over. Did you ooze tuna juice onto the plate? I didn't plan it. Because that certainly hasn't been in the fucking dishwasher. I didn't plan it. Look at the back.

That's that volume he was talking about. I didn't plan the segment and I freaked out. So what I did was I went to the kitchen, I found a can of tuna and I poured it on. So now someone's going to be really lost at lunchtime tomorrow. It was chili chicken tuna. I can tell. Chili tuna. Okay, you said you were tossing up.

Just give us the other fucking inch of it. Yeah, do you want it? Well, I feel like we can't leave it at that. Oh. Putting fucking tuna in my face. Actually, can you get the plate out? It still really stinks in here. It's actually on my skin now.

What are you going to do about the tuna can? Someone pop that in there for lunch. It's still on the table. They're not going to. Reimburse. Reimburse? I feel bad now. Some salesperson probably looking forward to having it on there.

Oh, my fingers stink. Oh, it's travelling. The smell is travelling on your fingers. I feel like I've just been to an under-18s rave. Jesus Christ. You smell like all of Jenna's Contiki flings. Totally, don't I ever. Alright, would you like the other one?

It's up to you. I mean, it's not really worth it. What do you mean it's not really worth it? I don't know. Go on, just give it to us. For fuck's sake. Go, Bradley. Is it just me or?

A hard launch is really hard to do in 2020. Oh, stop it. Go on. Give us one more. All right. Sorry, sorry. One more. Go, Bradley.

Hurry up. Is it just me or? Should telemarketers be legally forced to call you back after you hang up on a call? I'm hanging up on this fucking segment. Let's go. Move on. It stings of puss in here. It does.

It stings. Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. All right, Mitchell Coombs, how are you feeling? It is almost time for your intervention. It still smells like mutton here, so that's not helping the situation. And that's not me. The intervention is the least of my concerns.

Thanks for clearing it up, Jenna, because everyone at home was worried. So this is a, it's not really an intervention. It is just me being disappointed in my co-host. And you know what? I'm not disappointed. I just am making things right. Disappointed is like the harshest word you could use.

When people say, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. That cuts so much deeper than anything I've said. I'd rather you be mad. Totally. And I would not do that. Oh, I just said totally. Totally. That's fine. I, Mitchell Coombs, want to ask you to speak before I play you the audio that I have of you featuring on another podcast.

Do you know what I'm about to ask you? Do you know what I'm about to play you? Do you have any theories as to what I have for you today? No, because I haven't recorded with anyone else's podcast in a long time. I haven't been a guest. And like I said the other day, I was on Jimmy and Nathan's podcast, but the episode hasn't come out. So there's no way you could be offended by something I said.

Any other podcasts you've been on recently? I don't think so. None that you can think of? No. Just this one. I've only got one now. Well, I'm going to point your all attention today to Jenna Benson, who used her forbidden word on the show.

Jenna mentioned Amanda from the Jonesy and Amanda show. We set up a rule that we cannot mention Jonesy and Amanda if we do. Because she bloody loves to. Correct. She rabbits on. If we let her, she would just do it the whole show. Yeah. We also have other sanctions on other words.

There's a sanction on a word. What word? A person's name. Who? That could get me in deep trouble. You're just going to have to say it for the sake of the argument. No, I'm not saying it. No, I don't.

Why don't we put in a news bulletin grab here of a chief news journalist saying it? Well, that's more work for me. I'm not paying the fine. It's only a dollar, mate. No, I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it because... Okay, we banned talking about the world's most famous missing child. Correct.

We banned me saying a certain word on this podcast. Because the name came up a lot. Listen, you were on the Nobody Asked podcast with Eden McGovern and Lockie McIntyre. Oh, McIntyre, by the way. Okay, no, I'm with you now. Of course I was. Yes, I remember that. You were on that podcast. I wasn't a guest. I just had to record a bit for them to play. Oh, really? Okay, well, I didn't listen to it. Sorry.

I've got every competitor blocked. Competitor? Yeah. I've just seen their content. They're blocked. Corey, who is an idiot of this podcast, sent me a message. Shout out to Corey. Corey said, have you heard Mitch's appearance on the Eden McGovern and Jonathan Smith podcast? Lockie McIntyre.

And I said no. Both gorgeous friends of mine. Show some respect. No, no, of course. He sent me the episode. And I'll support my friend. I'll have a listen. This is what I heard.

In terms of forming an alliance, I did get a little bit of FOMO when you put Maddie, not Maddie, fuck, I nearly said Maddie McCann, Molly McCran and Blake Pavey. When you put those two together, I did have a bit of FOMO because I think they're both brilliant. Mitchell, you owe the company, is it just me, Proprietary Limited, a dollar and I cannot let you get away with it. He's right. You've said it and you tried to get away with it. I'm sorry, but...

Jenna, get the lawyer. The one that's doing our parental paperwork. The same one? Yes. Tell him to put that on hold. They're busy. Because I've got another argument to make. Oh.

There's T's and C's lying around in the filing cup, and I'm sure... No, we never wrote the T's and C's. We didn't have time because it was legislation that needed to be passed urgently. The lawyer has something. Okay, can I just give you context? The Nobody Asked podcast, they were doing this thing called the Influencer Hunger Games.

Yes, I saw it on your Instagram. You won. I said, can I give context? And you said yes. So how about you fuck up while I give context? Very upset about the $1. Wow. No, it's not about the $1.

I'm trying to rebut. That's what I do. I debate. Well, this isn't an open forum, really. This is more of a... Oh, it is, actually. It couldn't be more gaping and open, this forum. Oh, my goodness.

So they did the Influencer Hunger Games, which I won somehow. It was basically a game of chance. Like, they had all these influencers' names, and then they would have scenarios in which case someone would die. They would literally roll the dice. I won the Nobody Asked Influencer Hunger Games by fucking accident. I did nothing. But when I was put forward

as a contender, they just asked me to record something to send to them. They played a message from me. Yes. And so I wasn't in the room with them talking to them. Got it. And I would like to point your attention to the fact that I have our neon logo in the background so that we get a bit of fucking promo. Thank you.

I had this podcast in mind. Correct. But I wasn't on this podcast. I'm allowed to talk about you know who in my day-to-day life as I please. It's on the podcast that it became an issue. Actually, do you know what that means? What? That you owe the money for bringing this up.

Why is that? Because now her name has been uttered, through no fault of my own, on this podcast. But uttered by you. I would never. Hold on. But by playing this audio, you've said it on this podcast. But you pushed it. So what if I was trying to pull off this great scam

where I did a montage of every fucking time you've mentioned her name and then I just played it on the podcast and because it's your voice, I would just get 70 bucks straight up. See, this is like. I'll play it on repeat podcast and because it's your voice, I would just get 70 bucks straight up. See, this is like- I'll play it on repeat. I'm the editor. Next week's episode, it's just you saying that name for an hour and I will get a dollar for every time.

No, because we haven't closed- I reckon you could probably say it twice a second. In an hour, that's a lot. The legislation, we're currently in a board meeting and we have to, it's open, so it has to close. We now have a constitution open because we believe in that. So we can change the constitution right now. We can make amends to it now if we need to.

Do we want to kill this rule? No. Oh. The rule's in place for a reason. Well, we need to add now. It's only on this podcast. I feel like Jenna is the jury right now because did you notice how quickly she flipped?

She was on your side saying to me, I'm sorry. Look, you fucked up. You said the name. But then when I made my rebuttal, she goes, yeah, it's got a point. It's your fault that her name was mentioned. Now you've got to pay the fucking dollar. I backed you before when you said Amanda Keller's name. Mitchell hammered down. This isn't about AK.

Well, listen, I think, well, we can let the idiots decide. I mean, why don't we put it out to the public and we can come back in a week with a verdict. But also, I was trying to say Molly McCran and they sound similar, which is why I accidentally... To who? Molly McCran to who? Don't play dumb, Cherry.

I don't know all these influences. It sounded similar. It actually just slipped off the tongue and then I corrected myself quickly. Also, that means he was thinking of you. Why? No, I was thinking of the missing child. Because you're

synonymous with that. I don't think I am. You very much are. I'm not. When I think of Mitch, I think of the current tally. Don't forget, I've been making a tally of every time that name is mentioned and it's a dollar per mention. Jen has only done one dollar.

Oscar did one. Intern Georgia did one. And Chiri, you've done it nine times so far. It's $9. But I would think that that's a tenner now because you brought it up. You played her name. Yes, because you said it. Not on the podcast. But I didn't say it on the podcast.

No, this is the hill I'll die on. But I haven't said it on the podcast either. But you pushed the button to make it play. But if Mitchell's saying it on the podcast. You facilitated the mention of her name on this podcast, which you know is against the rules. Also, you wanted. No, no, no.

Those rules were never stated. I heard them too, didn't you, Jenna? Oh, my God. But you said you wanted a newsreader to read it out. So that means the newsreader would have had to pay as well. No, because the newsreader's not a host. The newsreader's not a host. Oh, now there's rules that have never been discussed.

No. Ah. Well, the rules of it only being said on this podcast were never discussed. I think it was implied. They're allowed to say a name in real life. That doesn't stand up in the court of law. Wait, does that mean that I can't speak about the show that I work on? Yeah, you can't mention Jonesy and Amanda ever.

That's going to be a bit fucking hard. Okay, well. What if I said to you, there's a swear jar. Every time you say kiss, you have to pay a dollar. Oh, yeah. You say it a lot on air. It would only apply to this podcast, surely. I can say Maddie McCann.

Oh, fuck. Oh, Mitchell, no. Okay, okay. That dollar, I'll pay. Yeah, pay it. I'll pay. You've got to pay it. But the other dollar is still up for contention.

That's true. Well, you know what? I'm actually happy. I just want a dollar. I'm about to be a father. I can't be willy-n it. You've got to pay it. But the other dollar is still up for contention. That's true. Well, you know what? I'm actually happy. I just want a dollar. I'm about to be a father. I can't be willy-nilly throwing around cash like it's nothing. Money doesn't grow on trees, as I've always said. Well, let's raise the stakes.

I reckon you have to pay $1,000. I'm so confident in my argument that if we raise the bear, I won't be paying it. So if you want to put a grand on the line, we put a grand on the line. But you'll be the one paying it, my friend. I'm not. I've done nothing. I'm the judge. You played the audio. No, I'm the judge. You're the juror.

Your husband said so. No, no, I'm the judge and the jury is the idiots. True. Why don't we call Jamie jury? Why would we do that? Because he can be our jury. I have his number. Fucking hell. I'm going to call Jamie jury. What are you doing? I don't know.

I did a video with him once. What are you going to say? Hi. The person... Oh, shit. He's changed his phone number. Well, if a glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. I think it was Oprah Winfrey that said that.

I think famously, yeah. Pre-Ezempic, yeah. I love a stupid debate, and I'm fucking committing to the fact that I don't know the dollar. I was not responsible for that name being mentioned today. All right. Well, here's how it works. I love a stupid debate and I'm fucking committing to the fact that I don't know the dollar. I was not responsible for that name being mentioned today. All right. Well, here's how it works. If you're on Adamant, you'll pay the dollar.

My debt is cleared. So that's how that will work. Your debt is cleared? Yeah. I won't pay my $9. But I heard her name mentioned on this podcast. Whose fault was that? No.

But that actually was after the fact. What do you mean? Prior to it. Huh? I'm just using big words to confuse everyone. You nearly said prior to something. Did we mention, is that not allowed, is it? No. Just kind of anything in that category.

In that area. What about Portugal? Can you talk about Portugal? Yeah, please. Okay. What have you got to say about Portugal? I love the tarts. They're good.

They're yummy. They're really yummy. Well, you know what? It's not a hill I want to die on. Oh, I'm prepared to fucking perish right here right now on this hill. If you want to, it's fine. But I think we open it up to the idiots and we ask what they think. Because really, this is a podcast for the people of the people.

So if they think you should pay the fee for breaching the codes of the show, as I stand, then I think you pay the fee. If not, then this will be thrown out. No. No, no, no. Thank you, Jen. She sees reason. This is why we're going to be great parents. You've already got his cum. Stop sucking up. Wow. Don't talk to

the father of my child like that. How dare you? No, the idiots can decide who will pay the fine. So the dollar is being paid anyway. No, but I know there is no world where I pay the fine. Yeah, but you pushed that button. If I found a dead body on the side of the road and went to the cops and they're like, well, we can't find who did it.

It was you, you fucker. That's not how it works. It could have been you. They would definitely ask some fucking questions, I can assure you. Ask your questions. I didn't say the girl's name. I've asked you the question. Whose fault is it that her name was heard on this podcast today?

Ben's, the idiot that sent it in. It was Corey for starters. Corey. I deal in facts in this court. You're not in the court. You're being grilled. You're being questioned. You're OJ Simpson.

I am. I'm Kim Kardashian's husband. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dead dad. Well, let's ask the idiots what they think. Dad. Dad. Dead dad. Well, let's ask the idiots what they think. Jamie might get back to me and we can go from there.

But I've already got a dollar, so I'm happy, to be honest. That's all I wanted. No, the dollar's not going to you. Yeah. No, I know it's not going to me. It's going towards our end of year something. Our end of year party. We haven't decided yet what we're doing with it.

We'll have to pay for Jenna's baby shower, no doubt. Yeah. Where do you want to have her? The John Cave still? Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fun. So far, we've got $13 to play.

What's that going to get us? A fucking fillet of fish? Has Georgia coughed up yet? Yeah, she coughed up her dollar. Yeah, good. Which is all we paid her as an intern, so she just had to give it right back. Is it just me? You should follow these idiots online.

Search couple of Mitches. All right, this is a segment that we have not done in a long time. The returning of Ijum to our roots. Returning to our roots. Does that make sense? Returning to our roots. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, in one of the very first episodes,

it was found out that I say Blyans incorrectly. Well, allegedly. Yeah, we do love a good mispronunciation, don't we? We do. So do our idiots, frankly. Oh, my God. We get sent soonunciation, don't we? We do. So do our idiots, frankly. Oh, my God. We get sent so many mispronunciations. So many.

And this is how this started. So this segment is returning once again. Blyans. Oh, there were so many unknowns. Micro YV. No. Yes. Now, you guys don't know these mispronunciations.

There's been so many. Oh, my God. There have been some greats. And it's been a long time since we've found one. In fact, we actually get sent them and we think they're great. We love to talk about them. But we can't just play one mispronunciation and go on. God, we're so stupid.

We should just do a few back to back. Totally. And that's what you're doing today, right? Yeah, we're banking them up. I've got a few mispronunciations. I've not heard any of these. So I'm very fucking excited. Okay.

So this is the first one. You actually probably have. Oh, what if we hype it up too much? No, no, no. I'm excited. This segment could be shit. No, it's not going to be shit. I'm setting the bar low.

Okay, set the bar low. I think it's going to be amazing. This one is going viral at the moment. It is a TikTok star who is talking about an article that is in the news about a drink brand cancelling one of their most beloved drinks. They're cancelling a variety of drink. Right. And he's talking about that, right?

And this is what he says on his TikTok, right? Literally don't know how to pronounce this word, but PepsiCo just officially recalled their sugar-free Shua Pepees ginger ale. Oh, my God. What? Just once again, that was. Shua Pepees. Instead of Schweppes?

Instead of Schweppes, yeah. No. Shua Pepees. Shua Pepees. Wait, one more time. Shua Pepees. No. Shua-pee-pees. Shua-pee-pees. Wait, one more time. Shua-pee-pees. No. Shua-pee-pees.

That's hard to work with, that mispronunciation. That's very hard. Instead of schlep, it's shua-le-pee-pee. I don't know. That's hard. I don't think there's much we can work with on that one. Just anything that ends in P-S, like ps, at the end, becomes pee-pees. Oh, my God.

I've got her pippies Again And so close to National Couple Appreciation Day Of course no you're not wrong Wait so it's anything with a P and an S In the end You're bringing it to the table I'm having to decode this mispronunciation

P.S. I love you P.P.S. I love you What do you call a thin Pancake like consistency Oh that's a yeah P.S. I love you. P.P.S. I love you. No, it doesn't work. What do you call a thin pancake-like consistency? Oh, that's a, yeah. Cray-pee-pee. Yes. Yes.

Cray-pee-pees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been working really hard, building my strength. I've been lifting. Do you want to see my bicep-ee-pees? Oh, yes. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I actually got my biceps out. No one was impressed. No, I wasn't. Not the slightest. That was impressive. Thank you. My favorite variety of snack is Red Rock Deli chip-ee- impressed. No, I wasn't. That was impressive. Thank you. My favourite variety of snack is Red Rock Deli

Chippippis. See, that makes sense. See, I'm more of a Smith Chippippie myself. Yeah, yeah. But do you remember that time you told us that story about you had the hit and run and you didn't know what to do with the Corpippis? Now we're on a roll.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, you know that famous Sunsafe Now we're on a roll Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh well you know The famous sun safe Slogan Yeah

Slappy Slappy And slappy Yeah Oh fuck Okay I've got another one I've got another one

So funnily enough These are all food related I think people are just Struggling with food these days Yeah I saw this on my own TikTok for You page. This is the full grab. This is a girl talking about a dish that she's enjoyed cooking.

Have a listen. I have officially found one of my new favourite meals. This is a creamy lemon chicken with yonkies. With what? What? Well, of course, with. Yonkies. What?

Yonkies? Yeah. Yonkies. What is she trying to say? Yonky. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Yonk, yon? Yonkies? Yeah. Yonkies. What is she trying to say? Knocky. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Yonk, yonk.

Who's there? Yonkies. Hey, no, he cut you off. You need to yonk him with your horn. When the bed's ronking, don't come nonking. Oh, my God. Yay. Hickory dickory dock.

The mouth ran up the cloy. Yes. That's hard, that one. That just sounded like I was talkingory dock. The mouth ran up the cloy. Yes. That's hard, that one. That just sounded like I was talking cursive. The cloy. The cloy. Sounded like birdie. Come on, pretty love.

There's no need to meok me. I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the bloke. That's what we want. Yonkies. That's what we want. After all this time, I've taken stoke. Yonkies. Yonkies.

But also, I-E-S, it's not plural. No. Yonkies. Yonkies. Is it written? I've never seen gnocchi written. G-N-O-C-C-H-I. Yeah.

Gnocchi. Like garden gnome. Not yonkies. Right. Yeah. But I think it is sort of said like gnocchi, but it's not yonkies. Yonkies. Nah, she's way off.

She's a fool. All right, the next one is also another food. Oh, come on. Hang on. We've got more with this one. Okay, all right. Yonkies. Oh, look, there's a flunk of right, the next one is also another food. Oh, come on. Hang on. We've got more. Yonkies. Oh, look, there's a flunk of birds flying past the window.

Gorgeous flunk. All right, last one. Sure. You want to hear the last one? This one is, again, someone talking about a favourite ingredient they've discovered on TikTok. It's another video. So here it is. It's so delicious with tzatzikai.

What? What? Wait. What? Tz Wait, what? I still can't decipher what he's meant to say. He's mispronouncing. Tziki. Tziki.

Oh. Mate. Nah. I can't even begin to imagine how I'd tackle that with my lisp. I don't think I could say the word normally. Please try to say it. I need to see it written down. Tziki. Jenna, how do I spell it?

It's T... Why did I ask Jenna? No, wait. It's T. I did garner that much myself. The one I had. Yeah, it's T-Z-A-T-Z-I-K-I. Tziki. Oh, Mitch, this is cruel.

I know. Tzatziki. Yeah, you should just run through it. Tzatziki. Yeah, no. Hold on. Oh, yeah. Nyok, nyok.

Yeah. Can you let me in? I've forgotten my kai. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just focusing on the bit I can say because he said kai instead of ki. That works. Well, it's like, you focusing on the bit I can say because he said, Kai said a key. That works. Well, it's like, you know, the new album from Queen Bi.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. What do they call Rihanna? Well, her nickname is, of course, Rai Rai. Rai Rai. Rai Brittany. Oh, I just banged my nigh. Did you ever watch Gly as a kid?

I loved it. It was my favourite show. My favourite musician. You know, he's gone. He's perished. He's a troubled man, Michael Jackson, but his catchphrase still lives on. Hi-hi. That's actually my, that's my pronouns.

Hi-him. That's the 12 dwarfs, isn't it? Hi-him. Hi-him. Yeah. How sweet is Mitchell Cherry, by the isn't it? Hi, him. Hi, him. Yeah. How sweet is Mitchell Cherry, by the way, Jenna? Look at this. Before we started recording, he made me this gorgeous cup of Thai.

I did. Oh, Thai. Yeah, I did. It's not enough milk for my liking. It's a bit blank, but that's okay. Is it actually? That's not a joke. I just was offering criticism.

You said a dash of milk, so I gave you a dash of milk. Yeah. Yeah. I just thought you'd use your brain. That's all. No. I've got to go pie. Tee-zay, tee-zay-kay.

How many people are dumb? Yonkies. Tee-zay, tee-zay-kay. Sure were pee-pees. Fuck them now. All these Gen Z kids on TikTok. We want to make a desperate plight of the public to come forward with any information. Information they have.

Yikes. Well, that worked. Yikes, yeah. Oh, well, they're my mispronunciations. That's what I have. That's what I brought to the table. Well done. Yikes. Well, that worked. Yikes. Yeah. Oh, well, they're my mispronunciations. That's what I have. That's what I brought to the table. Well done. Thank you.

They were good. I think they're good. And if you found one, send them to us. We'll collect them. We'll do it in a couple of weeks. You know what one of my favourite hobbies as a kid was? What? Well, you've got to speak on it.

And it's been so many years since I've done it. Yeah. What was it? It's not something people do as adults. It's very childish. Maybe we should normalise climbing tries. I think so. As adults. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go climb a try. should normalise climbing tris. I think so. As adults.

That'll be fun. Let's go climb a tri. Especially for National Tri Day. Whoopi! Jen, I need your cat mum advice again because Isabella's got flies. Are there any fly treatments you recommend?

Alright, well that's us done. I think we should probably go home on that note, don't you think? Oh, Mitch is still thinking. I'm so fan-sign. You already know. It doesn't work. It does. It's an E sound. I know it's an E. God, I thought that was obvious, you dumb

eye. My Lysiris. My Lysiris. Fuck it up. You want some gum-eye worms? Some what? Gum-eye worms. Gum-eye worms. Yeah. That actually makes it sound fancy, doesn't it?

Fancy. Yeah, fancy. Gum-eye worms. Sorry. It was a bye. Mitchell. Of what? A bye.

Oh, of B. Yeah. Nice. Mitchell. Yeah. You. Mitchell. Yeah. You know we're good friends, but how good of friends are we really? How much do I mean to you? Ten out of ten.

Like, do you love me enough to donate a kidnight if you need it to? Okay, that's ridiculous. I'm over it. I'm going to go home, actually. I'm going to slide down this slippery slide. Ready? Why? That was fun.

Oh, you landed in a puddle, you old mudder. I am. That was fun, aye. Thanks, Jenna. Finally contributing one. And it's not even, well, it is. It's the E sound. God, it's a good thing that I'm a good friend to you as well

Just as well because I do a lot of editing for the podcast Taking out all the offensive things you say Like, fuck, if it weren't for me cutting out the shit things you say Imagine the controversy Yeah, it'd be a lot So much controversy Oh, the profanity Profanity!

She's done it Yeah, she's done it, well done Let's end it on that note Thank you Come on, let's go home I Well done. Well done. Let's end it on that note. Thank you. Come on. Let's go home. I'm just getting into it. No, no, no.

Isn't it interesting that as adults now, we don't have to wear a uniform like we did in school every day. It's a muff tie day. It is. Hold on. Hold on. I love the golf there. I've got no more.

Okay. Will you give up? I do give up. I concede. Oh, yeah. I've got no more. Okay. Will you give up? I do give up. I concede. Oh, it's nice hanging out. I love it when it's just the three of us. Yeah. Me too.

It often is. More often than not. Yes, either thing is. Yeah. That's done. It's going to start annoying me. You brought it up. I know, but I get over it very quickly.

Yeah, I notice. I'm just getting into it. I've got no more. Okay. We can go. You're thinking. I'm thinking. God, we could be for hours.

Yeah. No, that's all. I've got no more. Okay. Let's go on a shopping spry. Let's go. Goodbye, everybody. Thank you for listening.

Yes. Yes. We're sorry for that. It's kind of what we do We knew it was going to happen That's the point of a mispronunciation Isn't it? Yeah

Yeah, a bit of fun We still never got to unpack That mispronunciation of yours The way you say gifts Gifts Yeah Gifts Gifts

I just feel like there's too many S's Gifts It's gifts Gifts And also Yeah, you're doing two S's You're like gifts Gifts

It's the double S in gifts Yeah Because it's only one You go gifts There's a second one Gifts. And also. Yeah, you're doing two S's. You're like gifts. Gifts. It's the double S in gifts. Yeah. Because it's only one. You go gifts. There's a second one. Gifts. No. Gifts.

Oh, my God. Also thorough. Thorough. Thorough. That's the other one. I was a real thorough. Thorough. Thorough investigation.

Thorough investigation. It's the same word. Oh, hang on. Guys, listen. Yeah. Oh. I don't know if our mic's going to pick this up, but can you hear outside? There's a kookaburra.

Okay, that's where I draw the line now. I'm just being very thorough. No, I know you are. Yeah. We really must go. No. We really, really hope this podcast made you enjoy it. No, I'm just saying something else.

It's got nothing to do with it. We'll see you all next week. Thank you for listening. Catch you back on Monday, idiots. Bye-bye. Idiots. Tootsie-ya. Idiots. No, I'm just saying something else. It's got nothing to do with it. Yeah. We'll see you all next week. Thank you for listening. Catch you back on Monday, idiots. Bye-bye. Idiots. To see ya. Idiots.

To see ya. Hang on. Why don't you say idiots? Because that's a plural. You don't go idiots. See ya, idiots. See, that's normal. Just say gifts like that.

Gifts. The double S. What is with that? I don't know. Sounds like when your can of spray paints run out and you want to test it. Yes. Gifts. Yeah, you sound like Windex.

Gifts. Goodbye. What about how do you say pets? Yeah. Yeah. Rats. Yeah. Gifts.

Guys, I feel not well. Oh, my God. I feel it. I also speak for a living. I don't think it's a problem. I love that. I feel not well. Okay, living I don't think it's a problem I love that I feel not well Okay we'll go then

This hurts Bye idiots Love you very much We'll see you in a couple days Bye Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches Make sure you've hit follow

On your podcast app Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show's done, but it's not. Totally. Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally. We just keep talking shit here. We could put that on merch, totally. We are. The tote bag, remember? Totally. Yeah. Total. Yeah, totally. We just keep talking shit here. We could put that on merch, totally. We are.

The tote bag, remember? Totally. Yeah. Total eye. Total eye. Total eye. Fuck off. Why didn't we think of that?

Young keys. Young keys. Young keys. What did, um... It sounds like a baby trying to say, give me your keys. Young keys. My baby. It does.

Young keys. Aw. Eleanor, my niece, can't say her name properly. She just says Ennor. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. You too and your baby doll. So how will you do the semen?

Well, we're expectant. Transaction. Expectant. How will you do the semen extraction? What did you think we were doing when you were going to the dishwasher? Oh, is that the fishy smell? No. That's the tuna smell.

I do feel bad. I stole someone's can of tuna. Yeah. I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about that for some reason. I'm like, oh, that poor, I assume woman for some reason, that poor woman, she's probably got the salad at home and she's going to bring the salad bit in fresh and then add the tuna to it or she'll bring the rice in. Well, that's what she gets for knowing that I work in this building.

You're the king of gaslighting. I'm just teasing. Well, now she doesn't have tuna, so. Well, have a protein shake, babe. Where's she supposed to get that? Buy it. Well, she doesn't know that there's no tuna and we have no way of knowing

who the mystery tuna woman is. She's in for the fright of her life, isn't she? Yeah, and it's your fault. Whose fault is that? See, if you just go around in circles, it actually really works. You sound like my driving instructor. What? Teaching me how to use roundabouts.

If you actually go in circles, it really works. Yeah. Do you know you're meant to indicate in and out of a roundabout? Not in, just out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're meant to. But apparently that was a hard adjustment for people

to make who, when they invented that rule, it was a hard adjustment because they're like, fuck, I've just been able to turn out whenever I like all this time. But from the moment I got my licence that was already a rule, so I just do it. When you got your driving test, did you have someone that worked there that everyone was like, if you get them, you're fucked. We had a dragon

lady. Everyone said, if you get the dragon lady, she's not going to pass you. I don't know if there was more than one, but I knew the guy who did the test. He was like the dad of one of the other guys at my school. Oh, cute. And he did that fucking thing that people do when they make it look like they're delivering bad news. Oh, funny.

He was deliberating with the results and I'm sitting there in the waiting room after having done the test being like, did I get it? And he walks up to the counter and goes, Mitchell, I was beckoned to go to the counter. He had this really stern look on his face and he's like, congratulations. Oh, don't do that to me. That's sweet. Yeah.

When I failed my L's on my birthday, I cried. How many times did you fail? Well, I failed my L's on my birthday. So did I. It ruined my birthday same and then i cried so please let me re-sit it and she did let me re-sit it and i failed again so i was just really shaken after failing the first time went back a week later and i said to mom and dad yeah i've been studying i've been totally studying i hadn't i thought i've been

driving since i was fucking nine years old i know how of course. I know how to do this shit. It's fine. I failed again. And then the third time we went back, I had studied. I'd put my whole boss into it. Yeah. I'd studied. I was so confident. And then there was like a trick question or something on there. And so I failed by one question.

And instead of taking me home and yelling at me for not studying, dad's like, no, no, I know you've got this this time. I'll pay for you to do it again. And so I got it the fourth time. Aww. Yeah. Congrats. Because for once he was like, no, I know you've actually put an effort in.

Yeah. That's bullshit that you didn't get it. Try again. I failed my first time and was so, so sad. It ruined my day. I think I cried too. Yeah. Was it the 16th birthday?

16th birthday for L's and 17th would be for the Reds. Yeah. Yeah. And then Greens, you go in and like play with an iPad for 10 minutes minutes and you're like you've passed i failed that too mitchell the first time it was just one because you know there's certain sections of the driving test you wouldn't remember jenna fuck it was years ago there's certain sections of the driving test where you're allowed to get like one wrong but then i think maybe it's the final handful of questions maybe the final five where it's like you can't fuck even one of these up. Yeah. If you get any of these wrong, we do not trust you on our roads.

And it was always those ones. They made them tricky. Yeah. And I've clearly gotten over it. Sorry, I took a sip of water at the worst time. Really on the liquids. Yeah. Where's Pepsi Land?

They're actually probably, I'm going to Google it. Pepsi Land probably exists. Pepsi. They need to shout. Pepsi Land is in Harrison, New York. And when I say that, it's their head office. It's not. Yeah, the whole.

Commonwealth Bank Land. If you just add land to anything. Oh, I went to Westpac Land and it was fun. It makes it sound more fun. It does. I went to the dentist land. Yeah. Do you want to hear something fucked? Yeah. I want to see if this grosses it was fun. It makes it sound more fun. It does. I went to the dentist land. Yeah. Do you want to hear something fucked?

Yeah. I want to see if this grosses you out as much as it grosses you out. Go for it. So you know how you get, what is it, like a crown on a tooth? Yeah. If it's like dead, basically. Yes. Are you familiar with the concept?

What do they call that? What? Fillings. No, just the crown. Veneers. No. Stop just shouting dentist jargon at me. What?

What do you mean? Like with the crown? Root canal. Youinnies. No. Stop just shouting dentist jargon at me. What? What do you mean, like, with the crown? Root canal. You know, on Netflix. Princess Diana. Yeah. Eugenie. Yeah.

Is it just me? Clearly it is. Neither of you have had this procedure. A dental crown procedure. A cap or covering for an existing tooth. It can improve the way a decayed or broken tooth looks. So basically one of my back teeth was fucked. Yeah. And so they sort of remove a lot of it.

And then the stump is still you. Yes. But then they put a cover over it. Yeah. Like a fake tooth. How do I even? I'm going to get a Google in me to know you're both visual learners. Yeah.

See, look. Oh, yes. See how they've got a little bit of the OG tooth left and then they put a fake one over the top. I've never had that in my life. They used to be gold. Yeah. An amalgam.

Well, I had mine done like a year or two ago. Good for you, yeah. And because it's essentially a fake tooth, I can't fucking feel it. And do you remember when you were at my place and we recorded from home and you pointed out that I had those toothpick things on my coffee table? Yeah, you did. Yeah, I like to kill two birds with one stone. I just floss my teeth as I'm watching TV, multitask. So there's obviously no mirror in front of the TV.

But the other day I was getting ready to go somewhere. I was pacing around the house and I was flossing my teeth. And as I was doing it, I looked in the mirror and I went, holy fuck. Because I don't look at my back teeth in the mirror very often. But when I did, bitch is black. Oh, really? It looks like I've been drinking a lot of red wine on just that tooth. Can you show us?

Do you want to see it? Will it gross you out too much? No, no, no. I'm very self-conscious about having shit in my teeth now. Let me have a sip of water. I'm not worried at all. I love this stuff. You're about to give Jenna a baby.

Sean was actually repulsed. This is the look he gave me. You're going to have to describe it. Ready? It was this. Oh, my God. It's Macaulay Culkin, Home Alone. The scream. It's Home Alone boy. Sean was actually repulsed This is the look he gave me You're going to have to describe it already It was this Oh my god It's Macaulay Culkin Home Alone The scream

It's Home Alone boy Yes it's Home Alone meets The Scream Yeah He was just saying nothing Just processing the fact that he's been kissing this grunt with a black tooth I don't know I actually don't know I'm going to have to go to the dentist

But anyway Are you ready for the reveal? Yeah let's do it Do I get a drum roll or something? Yeah I can give you a drum roll No worries Oh it is black It's not black It's not that bad It's not white Do it. Do I get a drum roll or something? Yeah, I can give you a drum roll. No worries. Oh, it is black.

It's not black. It's not that black. It's not white. It's not white. No, it just looks like it's... I'm not shocked. Has the cap come off? No. Really?

Yeah. It's still there. Yeah, I can see. It's not decayed. I think it's the colouration. You'd be able to... Your breath would stink if that was decayed. Yeah.

Yeah, right? You'd think. And it would be super stink if that was decayed. Yeah. Yeah, right? You'd think. And it would be super painful. No, I can't feel a thing. Really? Oh, yeah. So it's not dead. It's more just the coloration is gone.

But I think that tooth is like dead now. Yeah, it would be. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they've just decorated the corpse with a cap. Yeah. I have, all my back moles have all been capped like that. Oh, so you have had the procedure done. Yeah, but I don't know.

I thought they were just putting fillings on. It could have been that. Because I was premature. My teeth are very soft, apparently. My moles are all not developed or something. They're pussies. Yeah, they're little bitches. So I have to get caps on the majority of them.

But mine fall off all the time. So there's a difference between a cap and a filling. A filling is when they just kind of silly putty the cortices. But then a cap is when they get a whole ass fake fucking tooth and jam it in there. I've got like half a fake tooth here and there. It's not the whole thing. That's probably a filling. Okay, maybe.

Mine always fall out. The fillings? Yeah. That's not ideal. No. How does a filling fall out? Because they've got such a soft fucking tooth trying to cling to it. Yeah, the soft teeth.

Yeah. And every time I get there, they're like, this is the third filling we've put on this soft tooth. We're going to have to take the whole tooth out. Scares me. When I was a kid, I had an unnecessary second row of teeth. What? You're like a shark.

Do they have that? They've got unlimited rows of teeth. It was like the two front ones here. There was just a second set behind them. Oh, wait. And they took them out? Yes, eventually. Wow.

I went the other day looking through my dad's wardrobe because I like watches. Sorry. No, I'm getting there. Because I like watches. And he has a watch collection. I was the other day looking through my dad's wardrobe because I like watches. Sorry. No, I'm getting there. Because I like watches and he has a watch collection. I was going to steal one of his. Oh, you were going to replace your Apple watch with an OG? I was going out, so I wanted a nice fancy night watch. Oh, right.

Anyway. Borrowing your dad's watch. It's like an 18-year-old going on a first date. It's cute. But you're a grown adult. I know, living in his house. And I found a little red velvet bag with gold tassels. Oh, fuck me.

Here we go. Let me have a look. Oh, my God. So I opened it, and inside it was all my baby teeth. Oh. And I said, Dad, have you killed a child? And are you keeping teeth? And your baby teeth made me cry.

He was like, they remind me of you as a baby. I'll never get those years back. Yeah. Did you not have a camera? There's got to be other ways of being reminded of you as a baby without keeping your fucking teeth. Something about holding them. You'll know it in about nine months. Yeah. Did you not have a camera? There's got to be other ways of being reminded of you as a baby without keeping your fucking teeth. Something about holding them. You'll know it in about nine months.

Yeah. When you feel it, it's like, oh, this is a real connection to that person as a child. I suppose. I don't know. I'm just extrapolating. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can't really explain the feeling of becoming a parent until you are one.

You just don't understand. And so I'm sure it'll change completely once our little one arrives. Totally. What are you going to name it? Have you thought about names? Jaquavius. We've settled on Jaquavius. Yeah.

For short, it will be Jax. No, V. Not Us. Could be Us. Yeah. V or Us. Vs. So Jaquavius Benson.

Jaquavius. Oh, sorry. Jaquavius Benson Quavius Oh sorry Quavius Benson No she's taken my name No no I'm doing both Oh she's hyphenating It's a point of contention That's not what we agreed to actually

Yeah it is No it's not A lawyer Fuck our lawyer's going to get paid A lot of money today I know It's actually not going to be worth my while The legal fees I'm paying

For these petty arguments I could just pay the dollar We should have gone to No but I think Stand up for yourself I agree Stand up for what you believe. That's why we're good parents. That's what we're going to instill in Jaquavius. What if it's actually twins?

But I can see the future and I see one. When did you develop that ability? No, she's always had that ability. Do you not remember? His memory isn't good. It's shocking. Don't you gaslight me. I can't believe you didn't take my semen. It's actually so unfair to gaslight you with anything memory related when it's a genuine issue.

Like, using memory gaslighting, we shouldn't go there. You know I take cognition vitamins every day. I think you need to up the dose. No, I take fish oil as well and then I burp all morning and I can just burp fish juice. Are you burping on the good crockery? Is that why it smells like fish? It could have nothing to do with the dishwasher. I don't want to wash that thing.

I'm just going to chuck that thing in the bin. What thing? The bin. The plate. The plate. The plate. You can't just go smashing all the good plates. I don't feel well.

I can tell. I'm so exhausted. The cognition meds are not working. And this is the time. They wear off. Yeah, I can tell. Well, clearly it hasn't worked for you, but for our idiots,

we hope this podcast made you feel at least 3% better today. Or is it 2%? What are we up to? 2%. Just 2% better. That's all we hope.

So we do. Bless you. Bless you. We'll see you guys. Could you conjure up a sneeze? I could try. Oh, he's just rubbing his nose. Apparently that works for him

No nothing My nose stinks of fish Do an impression of that little dainty sneeze that you do That's so cute I sneeze like a guinea pig Oh see your baby could be sneezing like that Jenna But you already took my load Your baby's gonna fucking sneeze

Like this I couldn't think of one. How do I sneeze? Don't know. I was going to think of one of your catchphrases. This is a bit of an overshare. Oh, gosh. As if having a fucked black tooth isn't enough to gross people out.

Your words. We think it's fine. But sometimes when I sneeze and I go, and like onto your hand, I'm quite appalled at the amount of things that have exited my mouth. Oh. Like the shit on my hand after I sneeze. I'm like and like onto your hand. I'm quite appalled at the amount of things that have exited my mouth. Like the shit on my hand after I sneeze. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'll leave you on that. Stay in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially when people are looking and you have to kind of like. Hide it, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, where do I want this? Well, if anything, it's embarrassing, isn't it? Yeah. All right, let's go, guys. Come on.

Time to wrap it up. Okay, we should go. Thank you for listening. We'll see you in a very few days for a new episode? Yeah. All right, let's go, guys. Come on. Time to wrap it up. Okay, we should go. Thank you for listening. We'll see you in a very few days for a new episode. Yeah. Well, you've only got to wait until after the weekend. You'll be right. Yeah, of course.

We'll be back. Hope you have a gorgeous weekend, in fact. Did you? Enjoy it. We love you. We'll talk to you soon. And vote in that fucking poll for who owes the dollar. Correct.

We'll put a poll on the Spotify comment section. If you're listening on Spotify, it'll be in the Facebook group too. Endure an idiot. And also, if you haven't left us a review yet we're getting a lot more coming in which we'd love

so five stars on Apple Podcasts do you know why I think we're getting them why because you started reading

them out so we better do one oh yeah just go get one oh yeah yeah you gotta do a

shout out you may as well sorry about that everyone Sal Hot Dog Diggity Dog says you'd have to be

is that a Christian name idiot to listen to this that's what the listeners are. I like to decompress when I take my baby on a walk. Pretty funny. Oh, we get it, us mums.

Some jokes can be overdone. Oh, wow. What? Take that back. There have also been comments like Christ on a bike and a number of oh my god that are a bit offensive. Oh, I didn't realise. Oh, we've been taking the piss out of blessings all episode. If you're not a Christian. Oh my god, spicy hot dog, whatever the fuck you are. I'm so sorry. Co, I didn't realise. Oh, we've been taking the piss out of blessings all episode. If you're not a Christian...

Oh my God, spicy hot dog, whatever the fuck you are. I'm so sorry. Coombs is very quick. Cheery sound effects are hilarious. They're more entertaining than the pickup radio show. Is this all real? Wait, is this legit? That is not my cup of tea.

What? So she said that we're an abomination against God. We're better than the pickup, which is one of my two radio shows. Well, I can't disagree with that. Shut up, Sally. Imagine if they aired us during the fucking school pick-up time. They air half of us. Huh?

They air half of us. No, I mean this show. Oh, it would just be outlawed. Have you mentioned She Who Shall Not Be Named on The Pickup? Who? You know who I'm talking about. Oh! The one what sounds like Molly McCray.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh. Well, you're allowed. No, I wouldn't. You can. And there we go. That's all I'm reading today. So did she say that we are offensive and people shouldn't?

Unless you're Christian, you're going to be offended. Smiley Dagwood Dog, whatever your name was. I'd love to know which jokes are overdone. That's interesting. I don't give a shit. She said it. I can't believe she said that with five stars. That's so interesting. Anyway. Thanks for the

five stars. I'm glad we shouted her out. Fuck me. I like to listen and decompress while I take my baby on a walk. Pretty funny and entertaining. Some jokes can be overdone. Name one. Christ on a bike and a number of oh my god. Like if you're offended by oh my god. Yeah, that's entry

level shit. You would have hated the Anzac Day show. Firstly, Jenna and I are having a child out of wedlock. Yes, that's true. We've been having premarital sex.

At least it's vaginal. Which is the way God intended. Let's go. Okay, have a great couple of days. We'll see you very soon. Catch you then, idiots.

Five stars. See ya. Bye bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.