Is It Just Me? - #207: Pepsi Palace

Episode Date: May 12, 2024

In this episode: Is this a RED or GREEN flag? (13:23) They need trolleys INSIDE the supermarket!! (22:28) Jenna’s recounts the death of Sylvia the fish (28:14) Coombs & Sean have switched roles 😏 (30:40) Does Coombs remember CPR? (36:55) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (45:52)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Is this an intervention? No, it's not an intervention. Well, a team meeting.

That's not an intervention. No one's in trouble. Jenna and I just have a group chat without you in it and we were very scared. So you have a direct message? I'm not jealous of that. Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. How are you, Mitchell?

Yeah, not too bad, actually. Good. You're in your Sherrilyn Barnes merchandise. You look great. Thank you for noticing. Yeah. My gorgeous chooky girl, Sherrilyn Barnes here. Yeah.

Oh, you're joking. That was her podcast. Very short-lived. Did Ches have a podcast? Yeah. Have we had Ches on this podcast? I think we... Oh, you're joking. That was her podcast. Very short-lived. Did Chez have a podcast? Yeah. Have we had Chez on this podcast? I think we, oh my God, I think we did Coughing Fit Chicken to her. Oh my God, did we?

That game where you cough on the phone. We did, yeah. Wow. People asked me this week to bring it back. I saw that, actually. Now that he's doing his hot girl walks, surely he can cope with the new lung capacity. That's right. That's a good point.

Now, if there's any new listeners, just for context, in the very early days, in fact, episode one, we were doing coughing fit chicken, where we just call someone, then you have a fake coughing fit and see how long it takes them to hang up. You just do nothing but cough at them. And it got to a point where you were dizzy afterwards. Unwell. You were like, oh, I can't do this anymore. I was not well.

You know, that was such good content. The Kyle and Jackie O Show asked if they could take it. Remember that? I don't do this anymore. I was not well. You know, that was such good content. The Kyle and Jackie O Show asked if they could take it. Remember that? I don't recall them asking. The Kyle and Jackie O Show took our content and they had Bo Ryan. Yeah. He didn't commit to the bit. It was just like he had a tickle.

Like he'd call other footballers because he's a famous footballer for the internationals. And he'd be like, hi, mate. You there? Sorry. Yeah. It wasn't the same. Could you muster up like one really gross,

barotinous cough for old times' sake? I've got like, my lungs are very clear at the moment. I haven't been smoking, I don't vape. That had some meat to it. You also spluttered all over our third wheel. I also- Pricekeeper Jenna. I tried to avoid you, Mitchell,

and went straight to you, Pricekeeper Jenna. Don't worry, I just got tested for everything. Okay. Everything? Yeah it's just the, I've just got meningococcal. Which is an airborne illness. Nothing else. No I had a pain in my abdomen and I had to get an ultrasound and it was so funny.

Just like Jenna's pregnancy. Yeah well we'll get to your ultrasound because we got them on the same week. We actually went to the same place. And I got my upper ultrasound on my liver and the lady's like, mm-hmm. I'm like, yeah, is everything all right? She's like, yeah, it's all good. And I'm like, okay, is everything all right on that side? She's like, yeah, it's fine.

I'm like, oh, that's where the pain is. Is everything all right? She's like, I'm going to live with you. I'm not a doctor. I don't know. I just take the photos, mate. Yeah, it's so annoying. I've got no idea.

I felt so annoying. Did you find out what was wrong? No, I haven't got the results yet, but it's one of those things where the doctor just doesn't call you and you're like, I hope it's fine. So you've still got the pain in the abdomen? Yeah, it happens when I run, but it's not a stitch. It's weird. It's the universe telling you not to run.

I know, Ryan. I would listen to the universe if I were you. I think it's my spleen. Apparently, because I was a big boy, I was 160 kilos, and I'm six foot three, your organs, did you know this, grow to the size of your body. Oh. It's kind of like when you put a turtle in a-

So there's not enough room for it now. No, no. So it grew to be bigger. Wow. And then now that my body has gotten smaller, my organs are large. That's what my GP thinks. There's a full team. Thinks or knows.

I feel like a GP should lock it in. Well, they kind of just theorize. They just kind of throw shit around until it sticks, right? I don't think that's the point of a doctor, no. They're meant to have the answers that we don't. We can all fucking theorise. He does do it on a park bench. Do you go to an actual doctor?

I don't. He wears a white lab coat. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it's an artist's coat. Fuck, I've been going to an architect. Oh, dear. It's my own fault. Now, how is your ultrasound price, Kiva Jenner?

Obviously, you're inseminated with Mitchell's sperm. Yeah, it's going really, really well. I mean, it's only the first few weeks, so they can't tell us the gender yet. No, not yet. But I just have a feeling it's a boy. Oh, really? Yeah. You know what I did?

My sister Becky's pregnant, so is your someone. Your brother. My brother's partner. Your brother's partner. I couldn't remember her name, so I felt bad. So is someone. Sasha. Sasha is pregnant.

Yes. To Mark. And Becky has an app that tracks the size of the baby. Oh, we should get onto that, Jenna. Yeah. Yeah, you should. It'll tell us, oh, it's the size of a peanut. Yes, that's what it does.

Yeah. But then also, it's to scale. So once the baby gets bigger than the iPhone screen, you only end up seeing its foot or its leg. Like, you put it up against your belly and it actually gives you the proportion. That's creepy. Yeah. But what you do is you go in and you can give it features that the family have.

So you can do skin tone, skin colour, hair colour. So it kind of does look like the parents. So my mum has the app on her phone that she checks. And I just gave it red hair. So mum's going to like, as it starts to get older, she's going to be like, oh my God, it's got red hair. I've got a little rang-a-grang kid. Can you actually find out what the name of that app is? Yeah.

We should get onto that, Jenna. Yeah, we should. I can text Becky. I'm very interested. Now, with it, what are you going to do on podcast days? Because you're going to swaddle it in studio. Yes. Yeah.

It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I can breastfeed off Mike. It's all good. Will it milk? We feed your baby different milk beverages. No, no, no. We don't be fucking with my baby's nutrients.

No, true. No, you're doing that. Not until it gets older. You know, there's a whole debate about formula or tit milk. Yes. Grow up. You're lucky to have anything. Don't you think?

I saw TikTok mums being like, if it ain't fresh creamed, then fuck off. I'm like, what? Aren't kids lucky to even have a meal? I'm sure some people would argue that if it's coming from the certain nutrients and whatever, but no kid's going to starve because they're having formula. It'll be fine. Exactly. Thank you.

I completely agree. It's like, oh, well, I'll take the bark off a red gum tree because it has antihistamine properties. I'd rather have a Telfast, bitch. That's what I'm going to do. Yes. Oh, have you two chosen to do a natural sort of situation? No vaccines?

No. Oh, I sense trouble in paradise. Why? Are you proposing an anti-vax approach? No, I'm not at all. Good, good. No, vaccinations are very important for babies. Got it.

We don't want baby getting polio. No. Again. No. She's been there before, our Jennifer. Yeah, you have. Multiple times. We don't want baby getting polio. No. Again. No. She's been there before, our Jennifer. Yeah, you have. Multiple times. That's where you got that gait from.

Just don't travel to Portugal with that baby. Oh, no. Oh, thin ice. Thin fucking ice. Kids club, not a good idea. Why do you say that? Because the English language barrier will be too much. And the meal at the restaurant across the road, I read their Yelp reviews.

It's not good. Welcome to Is It Just You? Every week we start the show. That's got to be like 10 cents or something, not a dollar. Where's that lawyer that listens to our show? Well, when you finally book Fadan in, maybe that's where we'll ask her legal advice. Well, I have an update on the Fadan front. You do?

I do. I'm the ultimate guest for this podcast, Fadan from TikTok. I have an update. Okay. She has, I know for a fact she's seen my email, but I don't have a reply, but I do know that she's seen it. Oh, so she's the one leaving you on read? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, she's not replying to me. She's a lawyer. She's a busy mum. I get it. That's until I was scrolling TikTok and I had about five tags from our idiots. Yeah. And they tagged me in a video that Fadan had posted.

Why don't we play the video that Fadan put on her TikTok this week? Okay. Yeah, so what else was happening? Oh, I was invited onto a podcast today. Not for today, but for another day just got to work out my schedule so i can participate in that i'm not sure whether i have to go into the studio i didn't actually say but anyway we figured that out that should be something fun i feel like it's been a little while since i kind of you know i did something

out of the box or something i don't know fun i went to that movie premiere that one time and i was on the cover of that magazine. Oh, wow. So I kind of thought things had kind of died down for a little bit in the world of Fadan. But now I've been invited on this podcast, which I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to talk about. They always come up with something.

Oh. So she's definitely seen the email. She's told her people about the invite but still not replied to you. Fadan, all of that could have been in a written form and I would have been very happy. You can clarify the details. I assume we do want her in studio. I have an update.

Since that video was posted, I messaged her and Fadan is coming on the show next week. Really? Fadan will be on the show next week. Fabulous. Well done. You've logged in. Did you DM her instead? Yeah.

I was about to suggest that. And she replied so quickly on TikTok. Like if I go to my DM, she replied in minutes. She said't wait she goes what do i need to do i said it's a comedy podcast we're very relaxed she said my kind of thing i'm very funny you know yeah right that's true she says so yeah honestly i don't blame her because i'm like that i'm shit on email but if you dm me i'll get back to you yeah there's something about emails that i'm like oh too overwhelming i'm the same it's stressful but there is something so badass about not replying to a request. And just telling the world about it.

Why are you cooking dinner? Yeah, I could hear chopping in the background there. Actually, it was very interesting. She was putting lamb chops in an air fryer, which I didn't even know was a thing. Yeah, people keep telling me I should get on the air fryer bandwagon. I don't know if I need to. I've got an oven.

No. Well, it's a mini oven. I understand. Oh, do you? Oh, okay. It cooks things. But apparently it cooks really quickly and really well, but I'm like, it'll be right. I don't care. Yeah, but there's something about an oven that feels laborious. It just takes so

much time to turn on. Yeah, I get that. Eat them on the fly, or should we be well beyond preheating? Oh, yeah. Mine preheats pretty quick. Does yours beep when it preheats? No. Oh, mine doesn't. I get yeah. Mine preheats pretty quick. Does yours beep when it preheats? No. Oh, mine doesn't. I get excited. Mine does a little dance.

Oh. Well, not mine. I live with my parents, my old one. I really need to move out. Whinging about the oven at your rent-free. Actually, are you living rent-free? Yeah. Fuck.

I'm jealous, actually. No, I'm very grateful. My parents have said, we're not giving you any money to buy a property, but our addition or our help is that we will let you believe rent free, which is nice. Well, that is a big fucking help. No. Oh my God. Far out. You know how much money I'd have if I wasn't paying rent, Deuce?

I know. And also, in the new building, Coca-Cola Palace. For God's sake. Hate them, but Coca-Cola Palace. I'm going to start calling it the Pepsi Palace, actually, just to piss them off. Because I'm not a fan of them. Out of spite. Yeah. So here in the Pepsi Palace. I'm going to start calling it the Pepsi Palace, actually, just to piss them off. Because I'm not a fan of them. Out of spite. Yeah.

So here in the Pepsi Palace. Yep. Yeah. What about it? I was just thinking of it. Have you forgotten what you were going to say? I'm trying to think of other drinks that have, I was trying to think of the Fanta fucking furnace, but I couldn't think of a building that starts with F.

Or the Sprite Shanghai. Sprite Shangri-La. Shanghai. Oh, now I'm on this thing. You know what I mean? Hang on, hang on. I'm in the rabbit hole with you. Give me Shangri-La. Shanghai. Now I'm on this thing. Hang on, hang on. I'm in the rabbit hole with you. Give me a sec. The Sunkissed structure.

Yes. That's nice. The Sprite Studios is good. I like that. Get it? Because it's where we do the show. We do this show. Pepsi premises. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. What about, is there any drinks beginning with E? Headquarters, but we're British.

No, I need the drink. I've got the word. Establishment. No, I need the drink that begins with E. I don't think you're listening. I really wasn't. Oh, the energy drink. Energy drink erection.

Although I hear they're a real killer. Are they? I would have thought the opposite. Energy drink erection. It wouldn't give me anything. It wouldn't give me a hard on. Wow. Well, no! Although I hear they're a real killer. Are they? I would have thought the opposite. It wouldn't give me anything. It wouldn't give me a hard-on. Wow. Well, no. Although, no, that little angel thing on the Red Bull ads is cute. You'd give the angel one, would you?

Yeah, and that little frog from the V commercials? He's hot. You know the frog? The little green frog? Yeah. I know the frog. And the big M monster? Oh, he'd plow you.

Well, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We start every episode with an Is It Just Me? Each. We don't tell each other what it's going to be. It's something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Correct. I think you're going to, speaking of erection, you're going to get a mad throbby for my idiom today because it's to do with something that is your kink.

Oh, you're kidding. A kink of yours, yes. Oh, that's lovely. I'm not into ball gags anymore, so I hope you didn't get that. Into what? Ball gags. I've got enough. We need to dial back the filth.

Do we? Honestly. Well, ball gags aren't filthy. Do you know what I learnt? Now you're going to have to tell the internationals what a ball gag is. I don't know. That's the thing. I've never used a ball gag.

It doesn't sound welcome at all. I had a sex harness for a bit and I just didn't know what to do with it. I couldn't put it on. Where would you tie the harness? Where do you dangle from? Oh. I would never wear it. I thought you meant like a swing.

You'd have to tie it from the roof. No, but why would you? What's the harness for? Because it goes just around. It's private, Jenna. Well, not anymore. I haven't done it in years. You put it on their shoulders and then it's like a backpack.

And then if you need to hold them, like pick them up, you have something to hold. Because you can't grab their arms and their skin. That's very awful. Is this you dialing back the smut? That'll all be cut. No, it won't. That's my new favourite thing to say. No, well, that'll be cut, surely.

And then it never gets cut. Well, Mitch will get that, sure. Well, what's your idiom about? Huh? Do you want to go first? Just fucking spit it out. Mine is about my relationship and something that I'm doing that I think is fully ethical. But I ran it by some friends and they think that it's actually a red flag for Stephen.

The harness for Stephen. Yeah, beautiful, beautiful Stephen. On the pick up, my radio show, his nickname has become Saint Stephen. Yeah, I was going to say, he's been red flag free this whole time. Yeah, no, no, no. A red flag that I am exhibiting that he has not noticed yet. Are you making him wear the harness? As in you've noticed a red flag in him?

I've got the red flag. He hasn't seen it yet. Oh, I would believe that. I don't think it's a red flag. I think it's a bright green flag. All right, we'll spit it out. What is it? Okay, here we go.

Yeah, I want to know. Let's do it. Is it just me or Should you be able to put your partner to work and pay them for the services that they provide? That's like an employee.

What? Well, I don't see that being a problem. Thank you. I agree. I need context. Okay, so I was at home and I have a whole bunch of old clothes that no longer fit me. Like I've got old 5XL, 6XL shirts. Rub it in. No, no, no.

I'm still a 2XL. I'm not a small boy by any means. But I have so many clothes. And I love fashion. I love clothes. So there's a lot. So I'm like, I always go through it. I go, it's so hard to find it with all these old clothes, with new clothes.

Stephen, God bless him, is an angel. He's like, I love to organize things. Like, let me help you organize your wardrobe. And I'm like, I love that. Honestly, that's very me. I would do the same thing. I'd be like, let me do it. Thank you.

I actually can't wait for when Sean moves into my place in August because he's going to have to pack up his place and do a cull of shit he doesn't want to bring. Yeah. I will be there for the cull. Thank you. I actually. I'll be leading the charge. Yeah.

It's some people's love language to offer acts of service, right? Yeah. So he was like, no, I love this stuff. And I was like, are you sure? Are you sure? He's like, yes, yeah, mate, you're such a sweetheart. So we did it. We had the trash bags.

We had a donation pile. Then he's like, you've got some designer pieces that I reckon you could put on a Depop or sell. He's like, let's just put a pile aside for shoes and clothes that you want to sell. So this pile started to mount up. We get to the end of the day and he's like, hey, I was thinking, why don't I run a Depop and I can put all these online for you? What is a Depop, by the way?

A Depop, it's like eBay for clothes. Yeah, like clothing marketplace. Yeah, it's like Etsy just for clothes, but secondhand clothes. Gotcha. Nice stuff. Yeah, like good brands. You wouldn't put like, you use like, you know, bonds on there. And so he wants to sell your shit on Depop, but does he get the profits? Well, that's the thing. He goes, I'll sell it. I'll put it all up. And I'm like, that good brands. You wouldn't put like, you use like, you know, bonds on there. And so he wants to sell your shit on Depop, but does he get the profits?

Well, that's the thing. He goes, I'll sell it. I'll put it all up. And I'm like, that's ridiculous. Like, let me pay you. I'll pay you. I don't know. I'll give you like 10% of the earnings.

And that's when I told my friend Laura and she was like, that's horrendous. You can't. That is a bit off. 10%. He should have negotiated high of a start. Well, he should have brought his people in, you know. He's a fool to do it on his own. But also, that's just classic scabby cheery.

I am so generous. I'm not ripping him off. 10% is nothing if he's doing all the work. And I bet you wouldn't have done anything with those clothes. You probably would have thrown them out and not earned a cent. No, they're still sitting in a pile. But I'm so deeply appreciative. You know what he said, St. Stephen?

He said after, oh, why don't we put the 10% into a date and we go on a date night together? Oh. It's going to be a cheap date. 10% is nothing. No. How much do you reckon this shit is worth? We'd probably get like a grand all up, I reckon. Really?

Yeah. Not of the 10%, Jesus, but we'd probably sell everything for a grand. So you've offered him fuck all money. No. And he's prepared to use that fuck all money to benefit you in the long run by taking you on a date. This is an absolute angel. So he's not profiting at all.

No, no, no, but these aren't the terms. No, but also you bought the clothing. I did buy the clothing. So essentially you own it. Yes. He's offering to put it on. Yes. So I kind of do get the 10%.

Thank you. I just feel like 10% is just so low. I would tell him to invoice by the hour. How long does it take you to set up the fucking- Shop? You name your price, Stephen, and then how long does it take you to set up the thing? Make a note of how many hours you spent on that and then go from there. That's actually a very good point.

You know what? I'm going to- I also don't care. If he wants 50%, he can take 50%. It doesn't bother me. Yeah. It's just skewing a bit PA, that's all. That's what I felt.

I feel bad. So should I- But if he PA, that's all. That's what I felt, and I feel bad. But if he offered, it's very different. He did offer. But surely you put Sean – have you ever put Sean to work? No, not in a paid sense. Like if it's a Sunday and I'm editing this podcast, for example, I'll say to him, oh, there's a dinner in the fridge I haven't cooked. Would you mind?

And so he'll make lunch. That's not really putting him to work, though, because it's lunch for both of us. Has he ever offered? Has he ever said, oh, can I? Yeah, yeah, he does that plenty. Yeah. But I That's not really putting him to work though because it's lunch for both of us. Has he ever offered? Has he ever said, oh, can I? Yeah, he does that plenty. But I wouldn't call that putting him to work. In my old relationship, my ex would make

videos sometimes for the radio station with interviews and I'd pay them a bit of money there. I think that's healthy. Yeah, that's fine. If you pay them in actual financial money, it is just something about the fact that he's doing all the work and getting rid of your shit for you. And getting 10%.

I know. He really is a saint. He is a saint. Saint Stephen is such a sweetheart. Are you going to return the favour in some way? And sell his clothes? I don't know. Sell it without telling him.

I'm not doing that. You don't want there to be some sort of power imbalance where he's the PA. You need to be a PA for him. He's not a PA. I am a PA for him. I'm not doing that. You don't want there to be some sort of power imbalance where he's the PA. You need to be a PA for him. He's not a PA. I am a PA for him. I went and bought him bagels while he was at work this week and anchovies and dropped them to his house. Oh, that's lovely. And then bought his mother a croissant. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, see, there's a give and take.

He did identify that there were some stains in my shirt. One he was convinced was shit. On a shirt? Yeah, I didn't think. On a shirt? Yeah. How fucked is your aim? It was almost near the nipple, I thought. He could be right on that one. More likely a Freddo frog or something.

Oh, 100%. It's falling in between the crease of my tit and my chest. And he goes, I'll take it home and wash it. So he got all the stains out of all these. Like, he's such an angel. I would do that too. Would you see? That's what I mean.

Very similar in the, like, I see an issue. I know I can fix it. Let me just do it. And fuck knows they're not going to do anything about it themselves. No, especially. I'll just step in. You know me. It's not my domain, you know?

Doing things. Not at all. Yes. Yes. You've always said that too. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches.

If you don't, you're a dickhead. So, coming up in episode 208 this Wednesday. Uh-huh. Not for done yet. No, for done is not done. The following week, apparently. Yeah. Don't talk about it.

But don't spoil anything. No, you're right. But what we do have coming up on Wednesday is another TikTok school and all I'm going to say is that it might make you a bit emosh. Oh. Fuck, you're not making us cry. Is this that girl that we listened to last week that we had to talk about? No, no, no, not that.

Actually, you're right, I'm doing a lot of emotional stuff close together. What does that say about my life? Well, I don't know. I just go on TikTok, find shit that makes me tear up and go, I'm going to bring it to the podcast and make everyone else feel miserable too. You think of us. Yeah. My TikTok does that say about my life? Well, I don't know. I just go on TikTok, find shit that makes me tear up and go, I'm going to bring it to the podcast and make everyone else feel miserable too. You think of us. Yeah. My TikTok does that.

It gives me like, I get like a couple of days worth of some sort of emotion. Like there's anger videos and there's health and it's like, you're going to meet your ex again. You're going to fall in love. It's like your dead grandma's calling you. I'm like, where the fuck? What is all this bullshit? I don't actually know if this one's going to make you cry, to be honest.

I just thought about it. Really? I don't think anyone's going to's going to make you cry, to be honest. I just thought about it. Really? I don't think anyone's going to cry, but it will hit you in the feels. Guaranteed. Okay, good. No, I think- Maybe not you, though. All right.

We'll see. But I'm very emotional and unhinged. Not on this podcast. Yeah. You just shut my shit down. No, I don't shut your shit down. I don't. Some fool messaged the IJM group chat.

Did you see their message? No, what was it? He said, is it just me on the flop or something? You got that wrong. Has Tury seemed disinterested in the podcast lately or is it just me? So I saw that and I said, you know what? I'll wait. I'll see if it is just you.

And guess what it was? So then I replied going just you and it got like 35 likes. I did really well. Well done. Bullied a listener in retrospect. But no, I haven't been disinterested. No, I know. I'm very interested in the podcast that I host with Jen.

I just know you very well, and I'm not sure if this TikTok school will hit you in the feels. You might not be able to relate, but I feel Jen will. And certainly our idiots will. Is it a cat jumping somewhere? No, nothing like that. I'll get to that on Wednesday, don't I? All right, okay.

Also, another all-staff meeting I've had to call. Yeah. On Wednesday, we'll get to that. That was another beautiful whistle. That. That. Still can't do it, that. That.

Nah. Can you whistle at all? Yeah, I whistle brilliantly. That's quite beautiful. That's a really beautiful whistle. So now why don't you say the word that and then just go On the end That

A bit more seamlessly than that That Is that it? Close Anyway How do you do it? Do it That

No but you're not whistling in the same way you do No you're right It's through the front teeth Oh That That Now who's got the front teeth. Oh. F. F. Now he's got the lift.

F. You're right. Anyway, yeah, another all staff meeting. It's not an intervention, is it? No, not an intervention. I would tell you if it was. I think I actually don't know what that word means because I really throw it around a lot. Jenna, can you Google what that means? Yes.

Because he is often afraid of me intervening. I'm afraid of anyone intervening. I go to the chicken shop and I'm like, can I get brown roll? We only have white. I'm like, is this an intervention? You say to the fucking ultrasound bitch, is this an intervention? No, that's your kidney. So intervention is the act of interfering with the outcome or course,

especially of a condition or process. Yeah, it checks out. Yeah. So I'm not shutting down something you're about to do. One-on-one coaching. Yes, that's not what this is. Yes, I just need the team's input. That's Wednesday.

Okay. Correct. Can do. Are you ready for my Is It Just Me? Yep, yep. Bradley's in the corner ready with the mariachi band. Don't forget this is one of your kinks. Oh, I can't wait.

Yep. Fantastic. Let's go, Bradley. Cue me in, mate. Is it just me or? Why the fuck don't they have trolleys inside the shop? Oh, my God. This is trolley talk.

Trolley chat. Oh, I'm with you. We went through a period on the podcast a while ago where you were bringing up trolleys a lot and people started spamming the Facebook group with trolley pics because that was just your thing. You were obsessed with trolleys. Yep, I am. I love with trolley pics because that was just your thing. You were obsessed with trolleys. Yeah, I am. I love a trolley.

What was it again? You were obsessed with the cute little ones or something. I mean, I love the advancement in trolley tech. So you've got the big trolleys, which are like the big mama grocery shop trolleys. And then now in the Coles and the Woolies, you've got the mini quarter size trolley. And then I was reminiscing about the family trolley that had the two seats for the kids in it. Not the standard bucket.

It was a whole contraption that was like a car on the back of a trolley. And we finally had an idiot send it in to us. And I saw it at Woolies recently. So they're bringing them back. Well, this is more about, my agenda today is more about just the placement of trolleys and their availability. Because I went to a different supermarket than usual and I just grabbed a basket out of habit. Because the one I go to is like one of the mini metro things. Oh, I feel so sorry for you.

And they don't even have trolleys because they're like, we assume you're just popping in for a couple of things. Yeah, you're a working woman in the city. Yes, exactly. That's me. And so I just grabbed a basket out of habit. I was only intending to grab a few things.

And then as I was wandering around the big shop, I was like, oh, there's all these fucking things that my tiny supermarket doesn't have. So in the basket it goes, in the basket it goes. Fuck me getting a bit heavy. All of a sudden, the little shop became a medium shop, and then it was officially killing me. It was hurting my bung shoulder.

I was like, okay, this is officially a big shop. It's a big shop now, so I need to get a trolley. Oh, and you were already inside. Yeah. I swear to fuck, they used to have them inside as well as. Like, after you've gone through the automatic gates that open and let you in, I swear they used to have trolleys inside as well. They used to have it on either side.

Yes. Like, there was the different ones on either side. Yeah, Kmart used to have them inside too. They used to do inside trolleys, yeah. And I'm like, well, now what the fuck do I do? I can't keep walking around like this because I'm only halfway through the shop. It's officially a big shop. I was going insane that day.

You know what? They need to have them like in the – what they should do is build them on the ends of the aisles. Imagine that. Yes. Because the aisles are a waste of space. Just put them on the inside of the aisles like a bowling ball conveyor belt. You know how they go under the floor and come back up? That would be great.

Trolley tech needs to be advanced. That's smart. Because you've got that poor trolley man who's always sweaty and very stressed and always has one air pod in. I go, where's the other one? And he always is coming up from that upstairs car park, coming down, like build some tech around trolleys, I think. Or just put them inside.

Perhaps. Because I had to, like, I don't know why, I had to find a hiding spot for my basket. Is it just me on the fly? Why does it feel like even though you've not yet paid for your groceries, they're not yours, that if you leave them unattended that someone might steal them? They're not stealing because they're not yours yet. No.

Well, I used to work at Coles and we used to have, I'm like, what would we call it? Oh, I don't remember. It's been that long. But someone's role was to walk around, find the baskets and trolleys that were left and you just walk it was the best job because people would just abandon them with shit in them yeah people would abandon but then you'd have that one woman who'd come back and who'd say like hey sorry i left my wallet in my car where's my trolley and you'd be like bernice i've just put back all of your grapes i'm so sorry and they'd be and they'd cry that's what i was worried about so i was like hiding my basket in the bakery section. Where did you put it?

Just like under one of those tables that has all the mud cakes and shit on it. Oh, yeah. And I was like looking so sus, being like, is anyone watching me do this? Looking over my shoulder. Yeah, yeah. I hid the basket, sprinted out. And then the security was like, excuse me, can I, like, it looked like I was in a rush and trying to leave.

And I think I might have had my hands in my pocket. So it looked like I was shoplifting. Sus. And I was like, no, Matt, I'm just getting a trolley. I swear to God, I'm not shoplifting at all. And then went back in there and, oh, it was a breeze the rest of the shop. Had a great time. Yeah, I can imagine.

I love those ones that are slightly raised. The trolleys that aren't as deep. Yes. Yes. I know what you mean. Yep. I love a plastic trolley. The new Woolies have the green plastic and it's so cool.

No, they start to flake off the green bits. Do they? Yeah. Some even have room for an iPhone, they start to flake off the green bits. Do they? Yeah. Some even have room for an iPhone, a coffee and a map of the aisles. Yes. Bread Arthur. Yep. Really?

Oh, yeah. Macquarie Sennoch. Oh, yeah. That's actually amazing. The future is here. I want a bell on mine to be like, fuck off, Nancy. Get out of the way. I want to get my Chobani protein yogurt.

That's actually the worst thing about going to a different supermarket which I did because I was like in another suburb and I was like I'll do my shop while I'm here everything's in different spots

and that's why I decided to do a big shop because I was like I've got a list but I can't be fucked trying to aimlessly wander on

I'm just going to go to every single aisle and pick things up as I need them yeah the planners of grocery stores

there's a lot to be studied in the math and all. You know, there's an inquest at the moment going on into the yellow ticketing in Coles and Woolies. Don't quote me on this. It's something like this. They put the, you know, the yellow ticket. You see it.

You go, oh, it's on special. And it's not actually on special. You lift the ticket and it's the same price. Or it's like four cents different. No, it's like, oh, lowest prices. Yeah. And it's the exact same price. The big department stores have a lot to answer for.

Yeah, they're all pigs. Especially the mini one I go to where everything's jacked up. Yeah. It's so bad, isn't it? Yeah. It's like petrol too. I'm still using that old lady Nana trolley that you got me as well. Oh, I was going to ask.

What a good gift. It actually is fantastic. Do you seriously use it? Yeah. Aww. With pride. Really? Yeah, because if I get like two bags worth of shit, right?

Yeah. I don't want to carry them both in. This is another, is it just me on the fly? I don't want to carry two bags, one in each hand, because for some reason it annoys me when one is slightly heavier than the other. Yeah. I try to make them evenly distributed, but I'm like, oh no, that's annoying me. So I pop it in the basket, the trolley thing.

Well, I got you that and then Jenna, I got you Sylvia the fish. Yes. Which people are asking about on the Facebook group. That wasn't the same year, but anyway. No, it wasn't. Well, it's the only time I've ever gotten you gifts. Yeah. That was, yeah, emotional when her-

Did she die? Yeah, she did. She hid it from us, remember, Mitch? We had to ask and she'd been dead for quite some time when we asked. She didn't tell us when it happened. No, it was very sad and I did a burial and everything. And you didn't even tell us. Where the fuck did you bury her?

You lived in an apartment. No, in my parents' and I did a burial and everything. And you didn't even tell us. Where the fuck did you bury her? You lived in an apartment. No, in my parents' backyard and I put her in a little Pandora box. Hang on. I need to unpack this. The Pandora box? No, no, no. The whole incident. So wait, Sylvia the fish lived with you in your apartment. Yes. And upon

her demise, you buried her in your parents' backyard, which means, as someone who doesn't drive, you had to take a dead fish on public transport. Yes. How did you transport the remains? No, because first of all, I had to take a sample of her fish water because she wasn't looking well.

So I had to take that to the pet bar near my parents' house. I thought you were going to say the vet. I'm like, it's a fish, Jenna. It's so not worth it. We got it tested and the water was fine. Really? But she just was suffering. Oh, poor little bitch.

They said that? They said this water, she suffered? They could tell? No, they said this water's fine. No, there's nothing wrong with it. So the water isn't causing her to be lethargic. I saw the saddest thing. A TikTok that said, think about it.

You never know if your dog or cat or bird has a headache or a tummy ache because they can't tell you. That's so sad. Isn't that so sad to think Isabella could have a crippling headache or could be having a cat's eye attack and can't tell her mum. I can absolutely tell when she's having a cat's eye attack. Really? She makes no sense. Yeah, she goes all skittish.

But what about a headache or a tummy ache or even like hemorrhoids, for God's sake? Like, we can go, God, give me a pen and I'll hug me, lover. Yeah. But dogs especially just have to kind of go, God, give me a pen and I'll hug me, lover. Dogs especially just have to kind of go, come on. I suppose you wouldn't know if they have a headache, but she just fucking sleeps all day, so surely she'd just sleep it off. She'd be fine. And if she's got a tummy ache, she'll

just yak on the carpet as usual. Oh, really? That's the message pretty loud and clear. Isabella really tells you how she's feeling. Yeah, we're in sync, her and I. Would you ever bring Isabella in a trolley? Because people in Bunnings do it all the time. Well, I've got a pram for her. What? Yeah.

I want to get Connie a pram so much. She loves it. You walk her? Well, I don't just take her for a walk because she wouldn't be walking. She'd be sitting in the pram. But if I'm dropping her at a father's because I'm going away, I'll use the trolley to walk down. And she loves it.

Got it. She sleeps in the trolley whenever Sean's over because normally that's her side of the bed, isn't it? Oh. And so now whenever he comes over, she sleeps in the same room as us in the pram. It's quite cute. How many nights a week does he stay over? Like two or three. Oh, cute. Weekends? Yeah. Yeah. He was there. He was at

my place last night. My God. Why? It's snoring. We have traded lives. Why? Because you know how I've been bitching and moaning about not being able to sleep well? Mm-hmm. I'm on the melatonins. Are they working? Yeah.

Good. Too well. Oh. Because I thought they were kind of like a sleeping pill. You take it if you need it and then you're out like a lion. My GP's like, no, no, you've got to take it the same time every night for two weeks and then you'll feel the effects. It just kind of resets your rhythm or whatever.

And now I take it at 9.30 every night and by 10.30 I need to go to fucking bed. Wow. And so I'm the one going home early as fuck being a party pooper and he's the one rocking up at 2 a.m. drunk as fuck. Wow. We've switched roles. He's going out. Yeah, more than me.

Good on him. We went out to a comedy night last night. He got hammered. Did he? Yep. Aw. Well, good on him. He works hard.

He should play hard. Oh, it's so bizarre that we've traded lives. Yeah, you have. Yeah. I'm the sensible one. Is it turning you off, Em? Are you going, I don't want a party boy? No, I find it fascinating.

Oh, do you find it kind of hot? I'm so fine. Is it hot? It actually is a little bit. I'm like, look at you letting your hair down. Yes. Oh, that's cute. Did I tell you what happened on the weekend?

No. I don't think I have, actually. So, my sister and I went back to Bogvillea for the fucking funeral I was telling you about. Yeah. And we came back on Saturday morning and I said to her, hey, since it's mummy's weekend off, why don't you spend one more night away from your husband and kids? Stay with me in Sydney.

I'll take you gay clubbing. Oh. So I took Nicole to see a drag show at Stonewall. Fucking loved it. First time ever going to some sort of club. Yeah. She was having a great time. I love that.

And then she stayed at my place. I went home early because of the melatonin. Yeah. So Nicole and I left. Sean stayed out. And I said to him, don't buzz the apartment because you'll wake Nicole up. Just call me instead. Wow.

And I'll let you in. For whatever reason, I cannot figure it out. My phone didn't make any noise. Even though he's on emergency push through, I had do not disturb turned off. I had it off silent, full ball. I don't know why it wasn't working. This has happened before, hasn't it? Only with Sean. I don't know why. What? And so poor bastard ended up buzzing the

apartment, waking Nicole up but she's never used one of the apartment buzzer things. She didn't know how to let him in. So she's looking at him all distressed on the camera. Oh no, what time was this? 2am. Oh no. And then she comes in to wake me up because he'd been down there for 15 minutes trying to call me. She came to wake me up to be like, how the fuck do I open the apartment?

Saw my phone ringing because Sean was calling again and she vouches it wasn't making any noise. So I didn't sleep through it. So she answered it. She let him up and I figured out a solution so this doesn't happen again. I've given him access to my Alexa. Oh. How does that work? I've figured out a solution so this doesn't happen again. I've given him access to my Alexa. How does that work?

He can just go on his phone app and play anything through my Alexa right next to me in bed. Oh, that's so smart. And he can put the volume up full ball. So he said next time I sleep through the fucking alarm, or sleep through his phone calls, whatever, he's just going to play the Doctor Who theme full ball. Oh, God. That's such a Sean thing to do. I know, right?

Oh. theme football. Oh, God, that's such a Sean thing to do. I know, right? Imagine trying to sleep through this. That'll wake you up. And those fucking Alexas, they pack a punch, actually. They're really loud. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. Oh, I'm so glad your sister had a good time at Stonewall. Yeah. Yeah, she did.

What time did you get home with her? Well, we probably left at, like, 11-ish. Oh, that's fine, early. And it wasn't even her shutting it down. I thought it would be, but it was me on the fucking melatonin. Wow. So Sean stayed out. Yeah. Wow.

Oh my God. Is it just me on the fly? Is it weird or convenient that we can stalk each other on Find My Friends? I was at home tracking him being like, nah, still at Palms. Oh, is it Nick's now? I think you can, I think it's fine. Especially in like a long-term relationship like you guys are. It's totally fine.

Would you let me add you on Find My Friends? Yes. For convenience. I had you for months and then you removed yourself. Yeah, because you weren't reciprocating and I thought that was power imbalance. I didn't know how it works. You can have it if you want. Okay.

That would be handy. It just saves having the conversation of like, oh, how far off are you? Do I have time for a shower before you arrive? I just look on the map and go, oh, I've got heaps of time. You know what you can do? You can tap and go notify me when this person gets within a five-kilometer radius. Yeah, no, I did that when I was giving Jenna a lift to work every morning. She still gets notifications every time I go to Macquarie Park.

It's true. She's five kilometers from you. He's near me. My spidey sense is tingling. It's true He's five kilometres from you He's near me My spidey sense is tingling Well I had Stephen

From when he was in Orange And living in rural New South Wales On his own So I was like Why don't I want him to get killed How is looking at him on a map Going to prevent him being killed? Well in case I couldn't get onto him

Right? Or if I didn't hear from him For a couple of days In case he'd been kidnapped Well yeah Emphasis on kid Or nabbed Or just adult nabbed

Full grown adult nabbed Why do they call it kidnapping If there's no infants involved? Yeah, yeah. Emphasis on kid. Or nabbed. No, we'll just adult nabbed. Full grown adult nabbed. Why do they call it kidnapping if there's no infants involved? Actually, do adults get kidnapped? Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah.

That's what you'd say. It's a kidnapping. Name a famous kidnapping. Don't even try. Why don't you? Huh? Name one. No, I don't want to.

How the fuck do we get here from trolley chat? That's Is It Just Me, everyone. Is it just me? That's enough of these two. Now let's hear an Is It Just You. All right, you've heard our waffle. Now let's let you waffle on your own if you'd like. And Is It Just You, if you've noticed something or you hate something or you want to appreciate something, we let you, the idiots of this show, have an is it just you of your own.

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Oh, well, they are tote bags. They are going to be to find envelopes. They're very funny. Well, let's go to the sunny coast today where we're meeting Peter. I think it's a female Peter, the way it's spelled. P-E-T-A? Yeah, I think it's a female Peter. Yeah, that's female, I would assume.

Sunny coast. She's like, good, eh? Hello. Hello, Peter. Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Hi. What are you up to, darling? You're at work?

I am at work. I'm just on my lunch break. Oh, what do you do? I work in childcare. Oh, good for you. Oh, darling? You're at work? I am at work. I'm just on my lunch break. Oh, what do you do? I work in childcare. Oh, good for you. Oh, sorry to hear that. Oh, you make the world go round. Well, we don't want to hold you up.

You're on your lunch break. Did you eat? What did you have? I just had a ham and cheese sandwich. Oh. Beautiful. Real fantasy. My sister's a childcare worker, and she says the cafeteria worker at her clinic gives them

all food that the kids don't eat, like the leftover sandwiches and bolognese. Do you get all that? Yeah. So I'm celiac, so I miss out on a lot of the lunches. But when it is gluten-free, I take every opportunity. And today's was a pesto pasta, which smelled really good, but I just stuck to my ham and cheese sandwich. We never had this shit when I went to preschool.

No, not at all. I had aeroplane jelly and Maggi two-minute noodles. Yes, I'd be lucky to get a grape. I'd just feast on Play-Doh. All right, Paula, let's get you on. Peter. Peter's up. Bradley's going to count you in, then hit us with your

Is It Just Me, okay? Is it just me or? Is saving someone's life like a bit of a heroic moment. Oh, my. Imagine if I was like, no, it's not heroic to save someone's life. Grow up. Let them rot. Well, I heard you guys talking the other day,

and it made me think about when my little cousin, she was probably about two, and she fully was choking on a cracker. Oh. Yeah, it was crazy. It was so scary. I had just done my CPR course and everything, so it was, like, fresh in my brain. Well, thank fuck for that.

Yeah. I know, I know. I feel like if I wasn't super prepared, it could have gone very differently because everyone else was just standing around, like, shocked. Freaking out. Well, I feel like I would be too if there was a choking child. I wouldn't know what to bloody do.

I'd be looking around going, someone deal with this. Yeah. It was a bit like that. Everyone was just kind of looking at each other. And so I just grabbed her, threw her over my knee and gave her a few whacks on the back and then she was fine. A bit traumatised, but fine. I think she would have been young enough that surely she'd forget that.

How old is she now? She's four now and she doesn't bring it up. She'd be fine. I was thrown into a ceiling fan by my papa at, you know, eight months old and I don't remember. But when she gets old enough, Peter, that it won't be traumatising to bring up, you should absolutely use that against her.

Be like, you'd be dead if not for me, mate. You, I, me. Wait, what's baby CPR? Is it different to adult CPR? Well, with like the Heimlich manoeuvre and all that sort of stuff, with little ones, you throw them over your leg or do the chest compressions kind of on your leg, whereas with an adult, you don't tip them upside down

or anything like that. Are you up to date with your first date, I'm assuming? Because I want to test if I remember mine. Yeah, I am. Because mine's out of date, but I'm going to see if I can remember. It's like doctors A, B, C, D, right? Yeah. So it's D, which is danger.

Yeah. Which is like, whoa, whoa, is it safe to perform CPR? Is there anything happening around me? Is there a car about to hit us? R is for? Fuck. Rub. Response?

Response, yeah. Like kick them and go, you're right, mate. Yep, yep. Can you hear me? Are you breathing? S, send for help. Yep. A, check their airways.

Like, open up their mouth, see if there's anything in the throat or whatever. Yep. What am I up to, B? B. B. Is that the breath in the mouth when you do the mouth-to-mouth? I think so, yeah. And then see your compressions?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, my God, you're going to be a great dad. Oh, I can save a life too. Peter. I'm glad Peter knows she's a childcare worker. So if she didn't, I'd be like, this is a surprise test from the Committee of Childcare Workers.

Well, when I did my first date, they told us that for adults, if you're doing the compressions, like on the chest, fucking give them a red hot whack. Don't be afraid to crack their ribs. And I was like, I could never do that. And do it to like staying alive. Yeah, that's right. But then when do you breathe?

After every 30 seconds of something like that. Oh, God. 30 compressions. They do say, though, that if like it's a stranger that you don't want to get that close with or they've thrown up or whatever, you don't have to do the breast. Yeah, I've heard that they've been putting less importance on that. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. It's more just keeping the heart pumping, is it? Exactly right. And then I think they told us that for babies, you don't use your whole wrists to do the compressions. You use your fingers. Oh, really? Cute little ones.

Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. My auntie had a rabbit that once fell into the pool, and she pulled it out and gave it mouth-to-mouth to bring it back to life, but she accidentally blew its lungs up and killed it. Oh, God. Again with the death story, Sherry. More animal cruelty.

Thanks for coming on, Peter. We're glad that you saved a life, Peter. Well, it's nap time. It's childcare, so you can take that story of mine and you can tell the kids That will go down a trip Make sure you DM Jenna on our Instagram And just send her your address and whatever Absolutely, I will, thank you

Thanks, darling, lifesaver Peter Our hero To our idiots, saving lives One cracker at a time My sister Becky is having a baby And she's insisting that all of the family have to learn baby CPR. Well, I just taught you, mate.

Yeah, I know. You've just saved 500. Doctors, ABCD. The more you know. Maybe I could save a child. I wouldn't panic if there was someone choking on a fucking cracker. I don't think I'd panic. I've been in a situation where something has happened, like an emergency, and I feel I'm

actually surprisingly calm in those moments. Did you know this? When you've got first aid training, if you see someone in danger and potentially do need CPR, you're like legally not supposed to just ignore it. Like if the police find out that you spotted it and just walked away, you're in trouble. And also if you perform CPR, you're not allowed to just go, oh, well, and leave them there. You have to wait for the cops and ambulance to turn up legally. Jesus, that's –

But mine's had a day now, so I think I'm fine. I'm in the clear. I could ditch anyone. I had a schoolteacher that had a... You know how schoolteachers wear their keys around their smiggle lanyard? And she also had a little pad on it. It looked like there was a little Listerine fresh breath tabs. And I said, you know, Miss XYZ, what is that?

And she said, it's a CPR mask in case one of your little fuckers ever chokes and I have to give you mouth to mouth. And it's a little plastic sheet that goes around the mouth with little perforated holes so she doesn't have to get our germs, but she can still give us mouth to mouth. You're still getting their breath, aren't you? Well, they're not breathing, are they? I suppose. Well, that's what you check in the A for ABC.

Yeah, you're right. Doctors ABC. All right. Well, listen, what a great episode it's been. Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun. I feel like we just started. It really does. We should go. Well, listen, what a great episode it's been. Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun. I feel like we just started. It really does.

We should go. Thanks for listening, everyone. If you've got an Is It Just Me of your own, or listen, we just want the great stories. If you've got a story that you think Mitch and I would love. We actually got quite a few texts about near-death experiences. So I'd like to get some of them on next week too. Okay. We'll just DM us or message us, send us a message.

And also, we got a question about whether we can do international calls with the time zones and stuff. Sure. You might have to get up in the middle of the bloody night, but sure. We hear. That's on you, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, in the Mountain Dew dialysis room that we've got in, we have the capacity to benefit off the radio station phone.

So, we don't pay for the international phone call. Kiss FM does. Yeah, that's so fun. Thanks, Kiss. Well, we can try and work around it and make it a bit easier, I suppose. Yeah, we've done. We had that call from New York, that gorgeous listener from New York a couple of weeks ago. All right, thanks for listening.

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Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show is over, but it's not. No, definitely not. No. It's actually just begun, really. Yeah, we've actually.

I don't know what it was that actually just flew by. It feels like we have just begun. It's because we're having fun. For once. You know, there's all this big dick energy around the iHeartRadio tower at the moment because everyone, we're in this new studio and there's a whole bunch of iHeartRadio podcasts that want to use this recording space.

And I think it hit me this week that we are a heritage show. We need to throw our weight around. We've been doing this for five years. All these new TikTokers are like, listen to my new podcast. We discuss the wacky things that happen in my life. Shut up! We're old school. See, it's the ego and things like that that they're worried about.

Who's worried about? The people that are trying to banish us and make it harder for us to use this studio. People don't want us to use this studio. They're trying to put us back in our box because they think that we think we're entitled. But we're not and we don't. No, they're just bullies. It's a comedy podcast. Anyway, when am I coming on Two Girls, Three Cats?

Oh, that's a good question. Don't know yet. That's all right. The day that you go on Two Girls, Three Cats is the day that Jenna can come on The Pickup. Okay. Okay. Well, you go on Jenna's and Jenna can go on mine. Even I was rejected from The Pickup. that Jenna can come on The Pickup. Okay. Okay. Well, you go on Jenna's and Jenna can go on mine. Even I was rejected from The Pickup.

Why is she going on The Pickup? I'm worried Mitch was rejected from The Pickup. No fault of mine. We have a new EP now, though. That's true, actually. We have a new EP, though, now. Yeah. So you'll have to pitch it the right way.

I think it would have been we have a new EP now, though. We have a new EP now, though. Yeah. We have a new EP, though, now. Or, however, we have a new EP. That's good. We have a new EP now, though. Yeah. We have a new EP, though, now. Or, however, we have a new EP. That's good. We have a new EP. She's amazing.

Producer Grace. Listen to her show. We love you. She's an idiot. She's in the page, in the group. Secret Facebook group. She's actually, she goes back further than being an idiot. She was on my old podcast, not my cup of tea.

Oh, she was. She was. Anne Mitchell, do you remember this? We were on her podcast. Yes. The project you cast with Nick Kelly. Talking about Katy Perry. Well, no, we brought the game, the hit game, Katy Perry or a fairy.

Or a fairy. Katy Perry or a fairy. We played audio grabs of Katy Perry. Can we put that in here? It's actually some of our best. I could dig through it and it was some of our best. It wasn't even on our podcast. Just play it like a five-minute grab.

It's hilarious. Katy Perry or a fairy. I think that's a fairy. What are you locking in, Nick? It's tough. Maybe I'm going to go Perry for this one. Yeah. Lock it in.

I'll lock in Perry. All right, Nick. Incorrect. Grace won Nick zero. There you go, Grace. Well done. That is the Queen Albaneri of Montreal. Let's do grab number two.

Katy Perry or a ferry? I think that's Katy Perry. Okay. What about you, Nick? I think that's a lighter form of ferry. Interesting. What a tumbo. All right.

Once again, Grace Gard. Correct. Grace to Nick Zero. This is the song Gard. Correct. Grace 2, Nick Zero. This is the song that was from. This is the vocal. Let it shine. This is brilliant, by the way. You can hear it now, can't you?

Go that fairy one again. Ready? So this is... Let it shine. Here we go. This is the final one. Katy Perry. Or as they say in the beers, a fairy.

Perry. That's clearly Perry. Interesting. That's got to be from her Super Bowl performance. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. Hold on one more time. I'm going to go fairy for that one.

It's a loud prank fairy, but it's definitely a fairy. Grace, you're going fairy? Yes. Okay. Here we go. That means Nick is correct, and you're now tied. Awkward. Correct, because that is the Montreal Empress Gabby.

I don't know where Gabby comes from. It's got such regal names, and then that ship the Montreal Empress Gabby. I don't know where Gabby comes from. It's got those regal names and then that ship's called fucking Gabby. Montreal Empress Gabby. See, I stand by that. That's good. That is very good. You thought of that and I was like, absolutely, we're doing it. It's so dumb and so stupid.

I had to find Archipelous of Katy Perry and make it sound like a fairy. Yeah, so dumb. That's how my brain works. I think of name first and then I of Katy Perry and make it sound like a fairy. Yeah, so dumb. That's how my brain works. I think of name first. And then we go from there. Then we go from there. On the night show, we're giving away Billie Eilish tickets and we're calling it Billie Lie-ish.

Yeah, you mentioned that. I still don't understand. Well, I've just got three lies, three truths about Billie Eilish. You've got to tell me what the lie is. Right. Okay. To prove that you're a fan. Yeah.

Okay. Oh, that's good. Yeah. And guess who the fan who won Googled the answer live on air and it was a whole thing. How did you know? Could you hear the typing? Yeah, and I said, because the question was, you'll get this, Mitch,

Billie Eilish is the same height as Lady Gaga at 5'1". Oh, bullshit. Correct. But she went, um... She's famously 5'2", our Gaga. That's why we did that. Producer Grace wrote, she's a fan, yeah. She went, no, Gaga's 162 centimetres. And I said, how do you know that?

Yeah, that's way too specific. And she went, well, I've Googled it. Ha! Why would you admit it? And we were live to air. So then we buzzed out to Grace and we were like, is this allowed in T's and C's? She did, you know. She didn't win?

No, she did win. Oh, why isn't that in the T's and C's? I feel like it should be. I know. But also, if you're going to Google the answer, be subtle about it. Lie about it. There's no way that I can. Just say, no, I'm a big Gaga fan.

I'm a monster. Rah, rah. Paws up. And I'm also really good at maths. I converted it. Totally. I believe that. I'm an idiot.

Yeah. So speaking of coming up with names, what do you reckon we should do for our next edition of... Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it. Wheel it, will it, will it, will it, will it, will it, will it,

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What if it's like, will it help? And people just call through and I give them advice on their deep issues. Will it help? Hi, Mitch. I've lost my child. Oh, go looking for them. Hope it helps. Did that help?

I'll have to come back the next week. Hi, Mitch. I'm definitely allergic to walnuts. Maybe microdose them. Will it help? Who knows? I'mdose them. Will it help? Who knows? I'm not a doctor. Will it fit?

No. What do you mean? You just try an odd fitting clothes. That's boring for a podcast. Yeah. I'll get Stephen to sort through it all. Of course you will. 10%. Does he still have a single bed?

King single. Okay. Still single. Yeah. You know who else has a king single? Who? My grandmother. Well, that's not funny.

I wasn't making a joke. I was just stating a fact. Well, they both could not be further from the start or end of their lives. Well, that's the thing. It's usually something that a child or an old person has. He's not a child. He's 22 in a month. I agree.

That's why I'm saying that's a not choice. Well, his parents listen to this podcast. Hey, when's his birthday, Mr. and Mrs. Stephen? 27th of June. Oh, that's soon. Get him a fucking double bed. Yeah. I'll go for a queen bed.

You know that my parents got me a double bed. I went my whole bloody childhood and high school years without a double bed. And then my 18th birthday, they got me a double bed. Six months later, I moved to Sydney and I lived in a single bed at like a student accommodation. Did you? You didn't take it with you? No. You can't take a double bed to your dorm.

No, that's true. True. It's such a good feeling when you get your first big bed. Yeah, it was. It was actually very strange to get used to. Yeah. I got a new king bed when I moved out of my old house. A king bed?

Yeah. Wow. It's really big. But yeah. Hey, speaking of your old house and speaking of your trolley fetish, what have happened to that custom trolley we got you? Because remember your birthday, I got you the Dot Wiggins sketch. That's in my bedroom.

And then we also got a trolley with the Idgim logo on it because you were obsessed with trolleys. I actually think my ex got that in the splitting of assets in the divorce. What? What business does he have with an is-it-just-me trolley? Well, he was shopping around while we were together. We spent a lot of time on that trolley. We did.

How did we get it again? I think I went and picked it up off Marketplace. I found it and I couldn't get there. And it was covered in cobwebs when I picked it up off Marketplace. Really? Yes. I had to bloody restore it. Well, we used it in our backyard.

Which was also hurtful. Well, it was metal, so it was waterproof. No, the logo wasn't. No, the logo was really destroyed. It would have been smudged. It was also wooden. It got deeply moulded. And we'd put our pegs in there for our clothesline.

Anyway, we also had our, we had like festoon lights over the back patio. What's a festoon light? Like those exposed bulbs that are like kind of in old cafes, outdoor cafes. They're like black cords with black lights. And when we broke up, I put them in that basket, which was the trolley,

and then he got all the outdoor stuff. So I can only assume he has it or he would have got rid of it. Just goes to show how much you value it. Well, no. You should have taken that trolley with you. It was a very traumatic divorce. We split the assets. We weren't talking.

It was very awful. So I think he would have thrown it out. I don't think he'd want any reminder. That's even worse. Why'd you tell me that? Of my successes. Why would he want to look at this hit podcast? Did you ever find that, is it just me, neon, that you lost as well?

It's in a Kennard self-storage unit. Oh, a unit. A lot of my stuff is in a unit. I just don't have to go to the unit and get it. I don't even know how to access it. I put it away. I said when I move out, I'll come and, like on Pawn Stars, get a big pair of pies and crunch it open and leave. You don't know how to access it.

Wouldn't they give you a key if you're hiring a storage unit? No, it's a code. Oh, fuck. God knows. You've got no hope of remembering that code. What about if you forgot about it? Heaven, I'm trying not to use the Lord's name in vain, thanks to Hot Dog What's the Face. Of course, fuck. God knows. You've got no hope of remembering that code. What about if he just forgot about it? Sorry, heaven. I'm trying not to use the Lord's name in vain.

Thanks to Hot Dog What's the Face. Of course. I was going to say heaven knows. That's also God adjacent. And what if your stuff was on Porn Stars Australia? Oh, my God. Imagine. All my old Yeezy shoes.

Sorry, it took me a sec to clock that we weren't talking about pornography. No. God, no. I was like, why the fuck would he stuff me on porn in South Australia? No, there's a show where they go to old storage units. Yeah, yeah. Because after, is it 20 years? No, I think it's earlier than that.

Is it? After 10 years, if they're not claimed, they auction them off. Yeah, right. But it's a gamble. It's like an oyster. You crack it open. It could be full of absolute bullshit. Yeah, and I remember I've seen one episode where they crack it open and they're like,

we need to cut to a break. We found human remains. We can't remove the cameras. I've seen that one. Remove the cameras. Holy fuck. Human remains. Next on Storytours.

That's not good, is it? Ooh-ah. No, that's shocking. Ooh-ah. My parents used to say, this is just me on the fly. Does no one say ooh-ah Glenn McGrath anymore? Oh. Oh.

Why'd you have to bring Glenn McGrath into it? I just like an ooh-ah. Yeah. Yeah, but do you know that expression, ooh-ah? Yeah, of course. Yeah. But I don't think that's saying like, because I would say, ooh, ah, as in like, ooh, that's not good.

Yeah. But the ooh, ah, Glenn McGrath, that's like a chant. Yeah, that was at the soccer, right, football. Cricket. Cricket. You could have cycled through every sport. That was at ping pong. That was at darts, wasn't it?

Yeah, well. Glenn McGrath, the famous dart player. I'm pretty sure that was a pickleball thing. Who is the Glenn McGrath of the current generation? You're asking me about who the fucking best cricket player is at the moment? You're on WSFM. Then how would I know? I'm over this conversation, Jenna.

Sam Smith? You're an idiot. There's someone with the last name Smith. I'll Google it. Michael Smith. You haven't brought your laptop again, Jenny. You could have just Googled it to get us the answer instead of just making shit up. She's got baby brain.

Best cricket player in Australia. Michael Clarke. Currently, though. Steve Smith. Who? I suppose Google is not giving me a clear answer because that would be rude for Google to make a call. That would be rude to all the other teammates if they said this.

Yeah, it would. Oh, hang on. I've never been into cricket. Pat Cummins. Oh. All right, good on him. Is he still playing? And the Smith guy.

I'll just take your word for it. I'm not Googling cricket players. Yeah. I think for our sake, you need to stop. Cricket fans listening right now are like, these idiots. Not even in the endearing way of idiots. Yeah. Oh, one of the producers I work with, she went to-

On what show? On the morning show that I work on. Who hosts it? What show are you on? No, the breakfast show that- Jones, it doesn't matter. It's fine. Go on. Who hosts it? What show are you on? No, the breakfast show that... Jones in Amanda, it's fine. Go on. Yes.

Anyway, one of the producers went to Charles Sturt and she confirms that the whole Mount Pomerana and everything did happen in around 2013. Panorama. Yeah. Well, I've been told that it happened in like the 90s. It must have happened more than once. It must have happened more than once.

I just want someone to send me a photo as if she didn't take a photo in 2013. I'm sure she did. She hasn't been there yet. Oh. Well, see, she can't confirm it if she didn't see it. Well, she said. It could have just been a rumor that it was spread to me. No, she was adamant.

Did she see it with her own fucking eyes? I cannot confirm or deny. Well, then she's not a credible witness. Listen, something's going on here and I'm deeply worried. What? It's just, it claims it's not recorded. What? Well, it has, but it's just.

Is it still going in? Yeah, but it's going in, but then it's just like, I don't know. Okay. I think we should stop. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. So we do. Yeah, so we do.

Fucking pod network. Ta-da. I'm going to pod monkey or whatever the hell it's called. Pod jam. Catch you soon, idiots. See ya. Goodbye. Bye-bye.

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