Is It Just Me? - #209: Churi's Hyped Up

Episode Date: May 19, 2024

In this episode: Churi has gone feral on caffeine (01:21) Buzzing someone’s apartment is more awkward than it should be (09:20) TikTok 2 x speed is ruining Churi’s brain (17:51) Is Eurovision under or overrated? (24:40) Where do we sit on the masc scale of 1-10? (36:32) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief - including an update on the pig week poll! (39:25)   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you. Hello you. Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Did you know this? An apple has the same caffeine as a full one-shot coffee.

Bullshit. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm going to Google it now. What is it? It says there is no caffeine in the house. Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you.

Oh, my God. Look, I've got an iced latte. I never do iced latte, but I just feel like I'm such an iced latte girl drinking this. I did think that was strange because whenever I'm doing a quick coffee run before the show, you always say no. And then you walked in here with a fucking iced latte. I was like that was strange because whenever I'm doing a quick coffee run before the show, you always say no. And then you walked in here with a fucking iced latte. I was like, who are you? I know. There was a coffee shop and I got fully

swayed by the marketing and I said, I'm going to call Mitchell. I said, do you want a coffee? He said, no, I've just made one. I literally had just made one in the kitchen. But you know when you've like faffed around in the morning so you're kind of rushing to go somewhere and you're still hot from the shower? Yeah. You have a hot shower, your body hasn't cooled down yet. Oh, so you're driven all this way and you still needed something to ice you down.

I had a hot coffee in the morning and then I had the hot shower. I did my skincare and my skin still hadn't absorbed it in. Yeah, right. I was a bit damp. So I went, you know what? A nice iced latte. Be good. So I ordered this iced latte.

And as I sit here. You're appearing jittery. Am I? Right now. I guess I haven't stopped talking. Is this a shock to your system? Well, yeah, I haven't been drinking. I've only done one coffee a day for like the last year, two years.

This is your second? Holy shit. Wow. Second in a couple of hours. It's loose. I'm going to be crazy, guys. Can I just give a fun fact to our idiots right now? Any former trash bags listening to the podcast right now?

Yeah. We're not in our regular studio at iHeartRadio. We are in what used to be the Trash Alley studio. Correct. Spotify cancelled the podcast and had the studio. They used it as some sort of I don't know, it looks to be Coming to you live from Trash Alley.

The Trash Alley Tower. Well no, this is also the same podcast studio that Kat Clark uses for her podcast, The Kitty Cats. Did I tell you about the most awkward thing that happened? It's Kat Clark related. She's a TikTok, for those who don't know, Kat Clark is a big Australian, the best TikTok in the country. So my manager, David, is also Kat Clark's manager.

Yeah. And I was trying to call David one morning. I couldn't get a hold of him. And then later that day, I spoke to Sonia, one of the other girls in the office, about something totally unrelated. But I said to her, hey, while I've got you, is David in today? Yeah. I was trying to reach him earlier. And Sonia says, oh, no.

So he's been dealing with Kat. Now, I don't know what happened. I don't know if the phone line was muffled or if I just wasn't listening properly. But I heard Kat as in Cat Clark. But Sonia meant David was dealing with his cat. And then she proceeded to say, yeah, it's not looking good. Yeah, they're talking surgeries. They found a tumor.

Oh, no, you're thinking Cat Clark? And I'm thinking, oh, my God, that's awful. Cat Clark's such a young mum. My God, I can't believe she's terminal. Are you serious? And I had this whole conversation. Thinking. That it was Kat Clark on her fucking deathbed.

I was devastated. And then Sonia says, yeah, but like, it's fine. She's had a long life. I said, has she? And she goes, yeah, well, for a cat. And I'm like, what difference does someone's name make on your life expectancy? Fuck that. Am I young for a Mitchell? I don't get it. I don't know. I don't think so. She goes, well, for a cat. And I'm like, what difference does someone's name make on your life expectancy? Am I young for a Mitchell? I don't get it.

I don't know. I don't think so. She goes, well, she's 14. That's pretty old in cat years. And that's when I went, oh, my God. Okay. Cat Clark isn't going to die, thank God. No.

But also, David's cat survived, so it's all good. Oh, good news. All's well that ends well. It's a great day for cats. Well, I have a story to tell you. My beautiful manager, Kate, had lunch with her this week, and she goes to me. She's new.

She's just signed on. Just signed to new management. Very happy. Love them. So she flew out from Melbourne to have lunch. And as we were walking to lunch, she said, oh, I love the podcast, by the way. Oh, I love her already.

Yeah, she's doing her due diligence. She's listening to the podcast to understand me and whatever. She listens to the podcast, and she goes, can I just get a few things straight? She goes, the girl in the podcast. And I said, it's Mitchell. A couple of Mitches, but we invite a third occasionally. Yeah, I said, no, it's Jenna. She said, right.

So she went, so did she want a baby? And because she's friends with Mitchell, I'm not bullshitting you. Because she's friends with Mitchell, did it just come about that his sperm, it was easy. And is he going to be on the, is he going to be involved? She thinks it's real. She hand on heart thought it was real. And I said,

Oh no, Kate, it's a bit, it's a joke. It's a bit. And she went, she felt like it's such a fool. So we need to be way more clear to our audience.

I think we drop it because I got a message the other day saying that, Oh, it might be offensive to people with fertility issues to joke about having a baby with Jenna. And I said, yeah, no, fair call. Actually, that thought had entered my mind already. But when someone pointed out, I was like, okay, we might just have to leave it there then. I fully get that. I was prepared to make it a nine-month running gag.

I know. We all were. But no, I think that's a good call. I've been getting a bit of that lately, people getting offended on other people's behalf. Yeah. You might offend someone. you might offend someone. You might offend someone. How about this?

When I do offend you, let me know and I hope to learn from it. But, yeah, I won't bang on about it, but I've been getting a lot of that lately, people saying, oh, that might offend someone. That might offend someone. I remember at the start of the year you sat down with me and you said, I've been listening to a new podcast and I'm inspired by it.

And I said, what was the show? And you said, it's Joe Rogan. And I thought, interesting that you want to go down that route. But no, I get you. I'm with you. And I actually- Imagine if Joe Rogan had that filter. Should I say this or may it offend someone?

Nah. I don't think he's the benchmark for our show. I never said he was. But I will take a vow to stop sneezing on this show. You said you have to stop sneezing. I will just so I don't upset anyone. It might not offend. Or anyone who might be sniffly.

No. The fertility thing, that's a good point. Of course. And plus, Jenna's not here today anyway, our third wheel. It's nuanced. She's not here. She's doing a corporate presentation. We said, Jenna, can you get to the trash bag studios?

And she said, no, I'm presenting. Yeah, there's a school excursion coming to the radio station and Jenna's doing a speech. Get this. They said, hey, ARN, who owns the iHeartRadio, which is where we host the podcast, said we want to do a presentation to school students. We need someone who is in production, someone who is in audio, someone who is a presenter. And they asked Jenna Benson. I just can't picture her giving a speech to all these school students

because, like, wouldn't she get shy? Maybe I underestimate our Genevieve. I've got a question for Jenna. What? What is it? Who's your inspiration? The students would be so intimidated. She can't teach anyone.

Actually, that's not fair. Jenna's very bright and she's good at what she does. Oh, no, no one's negating that. I just can't picture her. Actually, that's not fair. Jenna's very bright and she's good at what she does. Oh, no. No one's negating that. I just, I can't picture her as a confident public speaker, but maybe I'm totally wrong. Imagine if the quivery voice just disappeared when she's public speaking. She's like, good morning.

Oh, yeah. Welcome, everyone. Jenna is like Harrison Craig. Remember that boy that had the stutter? But he could not speak a sentence without stuttering. But the moment he sung, his stutter disappeared. That's Jenna. She's like the King's Speech.

So she's currently singing to school students. That would not inspire anyone. You know what KISS sometimes do? Yeah. They record these presos and put them on the internal intro. So if you find Jenna's presentation, we're going to air it in full as a bonus episode. The full unedited Jenna performance.

We don't want to laugh at her. I just want to hear how she sounds. Yeah. She'd be brilliant. She'd be brilliant. Maybe we should try and call her later, see how it went. Yeah, perhaps. Because it should be finished by the time we're finished this episode.

It was a direct clash of time. It was. Well, let's go. Let's jump into the show. If it's your first time listening, we start every episode with an Is It Just Me, something we've noticed, something we hate, something we appreciate. Mine is a classic case just me, something we've noticed, something we hate, something we appreciate. Mine is a classic case of me overthinking shit, I believe.

Yeah, me too. Really? Yeah, we're often in sync. Oh, okay. I like girls when their periods get synced up, which I don't know if that's even a true thing. I reckon it would be. I don't know.

Like sometimes people in offices notice that they all sync up. But that would take a while, wouldn't it? Yeah. Because if you just randomly didn't have your period when you would expect to, you'd be thinking, oh my God, I'm pregnant. Oh shit, sorry. That's insane. I never brought it up. Do you think your mood syncs up with Sean's mood? Your boyfriend's? I don't know. How often do you see him? Like weekends? Friday, Saturdays? I would say like on average three or four times a week because he sometimes comes over during the week. Is it just me on the fly? Am I a bad boyfriend because I just never go to his house?

He's basically just, we don't even question it. He just comes to mine. In the early days, it used to be, oh, what should we do this weekend? Should I come to your place? Should you come to mine? He just rocks up now. Call me old fashioned, but the top goes to the bottom.

Have some respect. That actually really suits me in this instance. I don't have to travel. No, nor should you. My excuse was always that he doesn't have air this instance. I don't have to travel. No, nor should you. My excuse was always that he doesn't have air con, but I can't use that now. It's fucking freezing. Any winter you want to cuddle up to someone.

You know, it's cuffing season. But I also don't have air con in my bedroom. Like it's only in the lounge room. So that excuse didn't get me far. It carries through. All right. Well, let's go. Mine's just something that I've noticed,

but I'm worried about. And it's something you're overthinking? I'm overthinking and I'm worried about, I'm really worried about what it's doing to my mental health and my brain. Okay. Well, mine's a bit more stupid than that. Should I go first? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's go. Bradley, count me in, please, mate. Is it just me or- Is buzzing someone's apartment actually quite a daunting fucking experience? Oh my God. This I can agree with you on. Really? Yeah, because some –

We haven't agreed in ages. I know. I know we've really needed this for our relationship. We haven't, and you're right, there is no consistency with how it works. It's always a 1903 hash or it's a – did I just give out your room number? Your apartment number? No. or it's a, did I just give out your room number?

Your apartment number? No. 1903 buzz, 1903 bell, or then you've got a bell 1903 or just three. There's no consistency. I wasn't talking about that. I find the buzzing process quite straightforward. It's more just how to behave after you've buzzed someone's apartment, especially the ones that have cameras.

Oh, yeah. I'm like, what do I do in this situation? Do I treat it like I'm on the news and I'm doing a piece of the camera, look down the lens and say, hello, I'm here. Let me in, please. Hello. Yes, hello. But that seems a bit creepy because it's a fish eye.

If you make an eye contact, you look like a fuckwit. You look like a fly. Totally. Then they upload that footage to TikTok and put the scary music underneath it. All of a sudden, you're a creep on crystal meth out the front of someone's house. But then what do you do? Do you just stand there, pretend the camera's not there, act natural? Which is something that I've never been able to do.

Just act natural. That's what I do. I go like this. I wave. I go, hi. And it's just me. I always think that people are impatient when they buzz my apartment. And I look on the camera and they're basically leaning against the door,

just waiting for me to open it. I'm like, oh, fuck me. Did i hold you up that long sweetheart sorry but then i sometimes i step out of frame of the camera but i'm like is that going to confuse them more i just i i i spiral how do i behave when there's a camera filming me at the doorbell you don't need to worry it's not going anywhere it's not going to be put anywhere you just need to be yourself you just need to go hi come up will the door open for me maybe you need to go, hi, come up. Will the door open for me? Maybe you need to look ahead. Do I take the lift? Will the lift get me up? Ask a question. It can be somewhere I've been a thousand times though. Yeah. It still stresses you out.

Yeah. Because I'm like, how do I act natural on camera? And also, is it just me on the fly? How much banter do I engage in exactly? None. Because frankly, if someone buzzes me up to their apartment without saying hello on the speaker, I feel like they want to murder me. It feels like they're so furious at me for something. I feel like I'm in trouble if I just go, and then it is here. And they don't say, hi, come up from inside the apartment. I feel like I've offended them somehow and they want me dead. Here's a good way to look at it, I think. The etiquette is on the person who is inside the apartment, I feel like I've offended them somehow and they want me dead.

Here's a good way to look at it, I think. The etiquette is on the person who is inside the apartment. If they buzz you in like that and all you hear is the click of the door, which is cold, that's rude. But if you get a, come up, see you up, level three, that's all they need to say. It's not on you, Mitchell. It's on them to make you feel warm.

And I'm going to give you a compliment here. Yes. I've never felt anything but warmth when I'm buzzing into your apartment. Thank you. I treat it like I'm working the Macca's drive-thru again. Like back in the day, I'm like, hello, how can I help today? Yep, you're right to drive up. I've got that energy.

You'll often go, yeah, up you come. You'll say something to that tune. I'll be like, who is it? Yeah, you will. Acting like a fuckwit. Hello, Chuck. Something like that. I actually did it recently.

Buzz into a friend's apartment, went upstairs, and they gave me the cold. Didn't say anything. And I was like, what did I do? Am I in trouble? They said, no, no, my speaker's broken. I can't talk. Yeah. And I was like, oh, the relief I'm feeling right now.

I thought I was in fucking trouble. Oh, my God. In my first terrace, we had, you've been to that house, the one in Glebe. Oh, yeah, yeah. It had an entrance like that. Why? Was this a terrace? It wasn't an apartment.

No, but there was – remember, there was a top – they subdivided the terrace. The top floor of the terrace was one. Remember you came up those stairs? Yeah. Remember you'd walk in. Oh, that one. Sorry, I'm confusing your house. Yeah.

And I had a little phone. Fuck you. Get around. I know. I really do. Sorry, carry on. That's all right. And I'd have to hold it like a phone. And I had a little phone. Fuck you, get around. I know, I really do. Sorry, carry on. That's all right. And I'd have to hold it like a phone.

And I had a bungee cord. I felt like I was one of those cocky gay attendants on a Delta Airways flight. I loved that style of buzzer. I had that in one of my old apartments. Yeah. And there was no pressure of the camera. It was gorgeous. See, maybe that's it.

There is a different energy when you're on camera to when you're not. Because that one wasn't. That was all audio. And it's nice and chill, cool, calm, collected. While we're at it, you can fuck off with your ring doorbells. Yeah, the ones that record that you mentioned before. Yes. I struggle for storage space on all of my devices as it is.

I don't want to have to back up a doorbell. That just sounds like too much fucking admin. I went to my brother's place recently in Newcastle and sean and i rock up because we're staying there that night turns out my brother mark and sasha yes they're having babies yes yes um they were down at the cricket and so i'm knocking on this door there's no handle and then all of a sudden sasha messages me and says hi i've just spotted you on the cameras because it sends an alert to her phone if it notices any motion in the front yard, backyard. She's got cameras everywhere.

And then she goes, hi, I just spotted you on the cameras. The pin, the pin to the house is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They don't have a door handle. It's a pin. I was like, this is too high tech for a home in Newcastle. I know. I've got a friend that has a thumbprint door. It's dumb.

So you have to register your fingerprint to get in. And you know how thieves are going to hack your house? They're going to chop your fucking thumb off. Or I was thinking they'd just go, like in the movies and make the thumbprint appear. Like fogging it up. Yes. I don't know if that actually works, but cutting the thumb off seems a bit more drastic. Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

Yeah. Try the first, I would say. Hey, if you're a robber and you're a fan of the show, firstly, thanks for listening. Robber. Two, try that. Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. So, coming up on episode 210 out this Wednesday, we have very special guests.

Now, I would say, and I just want everyone listening to take a breath. One of our most controversial guests we've had on the show. What do you mean? Well, I wasn't aware that this content creator was so polarizing. If you're in Australia, you'll know her as Fadan, or maybe you've been on a side of TikTok. Maybe you've never fucking heard of her except for on this podcast because I've been saying for months, where's Fadan, mate?

Have you booked her in yet? You've been hyping it up and then just not actually following through. So on Wednesday it's allegedly happening. We'll see. Fadan is coming in. I've been messaging with her. And there were people in our Facebook group. I know what you're talking about now.

I noticed a few people saying that they are no fan and they're going to boycott the episode. That's fine. That's your prerogative. But we're not going to have her on for the whole episode. No. She's just going to come and do her little guest spot, bring an e-gym of her own. Correct.

Tell us something better than drugs and dick, hopefully. Did you brief her about that? No. I know you asked me to. Mitchell. Please do. No, no, no. Trust me.

I briefed her on everything. You can read the message thread. But I did not want to write in text, hey, Fadal, you need to bring in Is It Just Me? Here's what that is, which I did. This is where you come. This is the time. This is how long we record. Also, we want to know what you enjoy more than drugs and dick.

It's an in-person conversation. Yeah, it's too hard to explain, isn't it? Yeah, it is too hard. Imagine me trying to type that on an email to Angela Bishop. Fucking senior esteemed journalist at Network 10 trying to explain the concept of drugs and tic over emo. I agree. I also just want to say we are having her on because she is the mother of Australian TikTok at the moment

and I am fascinated by this woman. I'm genuinely fascinated by what makes her tic and what makes her work. I actually didn't know much about her until, like I'd never heard of her when you said, I'm getting for darn on. I was like going full Dot Wiggins on that shit. I was like, who? There's a lot going on uh yeah i've obviously

had to do a deep dive and you know the mystery of it i get it i get it i want to ask about mr for darn because there's so much mystery surrounding that man what do you mean well he's just not been outed ever oh she makes such a thing about not showing him so now everyone wants to know of course so they've dug up old photos of him i don't think it was actually right so i want i just want to ask her about Mr. Fadan. She's also written, I think it's a fiction book about some, it's like a Wills and Boone sex novel. So I want to ask her.

I think she'll be open to some of my sexy questions that I'd like to ask. All right. Well, we'll get to that on Wednesday then. Anyway, all the idiots in the group saying that we want to boycott, it's fine. You can listen to whatever episode of the show you want to. It's up to you. Your choice. I mean, frankly, even I've had guests on this program that I've not necessarily enjoyed

and I survived. So if you want to miss Fadan's episode, that's all good. But there's also plenty of people excited about it. So, yeah. Totally. I agree. All right. Totally.

Totally. Yeah. No, you're right. Shall I do my agent? Yep. Hit me. Bradley, where are you? Go, Brad.

Go. Go. Hurry up and do it. Is it just me? Bradley, where are you? Go, Brad, go. Go. Hurry up and do it. Is it just me or? Are you worried the fast forward function on TikTok has fucked your brain? Oh, my God, because everything seems in slow motion. Yeah, because they're thinking, get to the point, get to the point.

But I have to. Watch a TikTok in fast forward. It's the only way I can get through a TikTok. And I love it. I love the feature so is that where because i don't really use it that much um is that where you just hold down your finger on the right hand side of the screen and it'll play it in double speed yeah two times speed you can hold on the right keep up with it am i an idiot because i think that's too fast you can change it i can rock a 1.5 no you can do 1.5 you hold it then you tap the times two down the bottom and it changes the speed. Oh, that's stupid.

But you used to anyway. By the time I figured it out, the TikTok's over and I've stopped listening. Also, then you've got four fingers on the fucking screen like you're playing Twister. It's a bit much. But I find myself on YouTube going, hurry up! I'm on Instagram Reels going, spit it out! Get to the point. Get to the point.

Can you not actually do that on YouTube or Instagram, any other app? Is it just TikTok? You can on YouTube watching 2.5 or 1.5, but you've got to go to settings, speed, 1.5, and then you're watching it. And it's not as seamless as TikTok with the touch finger slide. You know, it's easy. You can come in and out really intuitively. See, it just goes against everything I believe and have been told.

Because I remember when I first started doing the bloody media training at radio school all that shit the first thing they said was that I talk too quickly and that I need to slow it down because people find it hard to keep up with so I now have it in my head that slower is better and now we're at this new era in the world where everyone's watching things on fucking fast motion and I'm like how do you keep up with that I've gone to all this effort to learn to speak slower for your sake for clarity but then only for you to fucking fast forward me what do you want this is just me on the fly or is it hilarious that you have had media training and me someone who's in the professional media hasn't had a second of it I would suggest the like acting school and shit that's it's presentation in a way isn't it

yeah but yeah but it's not like you just wandered in and went turn the mic on where do i talk no no no that's true i had a performance flare and studied but but i just haven't had any actual media training like i don't know there's no i know that's why i think it's so funny um there are formulas to how you answer a question and people might like well this well if you're say you go on a reality show right um and the untrained person would would not know that there are gotcha questions or there are questions that are framed oh i don't know any of that shit oh yeah there are questions that are framed in a certain way to get you to answer um regardless it's like a trap like it's a question worded so well that there's no way you can answer anything but it and if you flounder

like a politician's answer where you kind of brush the surface don't actually answer it correct um there's also it's politicians do it you're right it's how you can answer something without actually answering it yeah right um yeah so i just think media training in itself is very fascinating but funny that you've had it um that coffee is working wonders on you you've just been talking at two times speed for the last i would say the last 60 seconds which is fine but i'm like oh, I can't keep up. Is it bad? I think it has ruined your brain, the two-time speed on TikTok, because you were just talking at two-time speed.

That coffee ain't helping. I've also had a Ritalin. Oh, God, really? I'm going to leave that up to the audience. It's a choose-your-own-adventure. Has Thierry had a Ritalin? It's like Dora. Hi.

Elk my toy, Ritalin. Has he had a Ritalin? Correct. You Dora. Hi. Elke my duid Ritalin. Has he had a Ritalin? Correct. You got the answer right. You got the answer right. We don't know what your answer is though. I haven't had a Ritalin. He just winked at me.

Oh God. Mitch is lying. He's pinging. Fuck. He's pinging. I've actually got the hot sweats. The ping sweats. Yeah, it's quite hot in Trash Alley, I will say.

Fucking Trash Alley. Hey, how are all our Hey shows? Yeah, gorgeous. Stand up shows. Yep. A lot of fun. I'm doing mine as well if I can just sneak in a quick plug. I saw you run up and steal the microphone from him. Yeah, I did. That's a cute bit.

Why don't you do that on my night show? Oh, imagine how that would go down. Billie Eilish, hello, how are you? I'm going to let you finish, Cherry. Stop. Stop. But Billie Eilish, I'm performing in Darwin. I just wanted to let you know to buy tickets. Thanks, Billie.

When are you going to Brisbane? We haven't actually booked an encore show for that because the thing is I've done the Water Off A Duck's Clit show in all these cities. People are like, come to Perth. I was there in fucking November, doll. So it's only a few that we're doing encore shows. Well, I haven't had you on the night show,

but I feel the night show, for those who aren't in the media world, is slowly taking over. We're going to every city in the world. Right. I mean, the planet, it's imminent. The rollover of the other states and the cities. So if you're listening in, idiot, and you can't get my radio show in your city, there's some news here. TBC.

I'm just saying, once I am national, if you go to those cities, then you can come on the night show because it stopped me in the past. Well, no, it didn't because when you were only in Sydney and Melbourne and I only wanted to plug Sydney and Melbourne shows, oh my God, it was refused. Yeah, but I had less power then. Now I walk in, I go, put this person on the show. Back then I'm like, put this, please. You're so full of yourself.

I'm not full. The Ritalin. Yeah, it's the fucking Ritalin. Can you hear things? Huh? That coffee's doing wonders. I've got so much mental clarity. Oh, that's good.

I can hear people talking in the other room and I'm listening to them and listening to you at the same time. If you've noticed mental clarity after allegedly taking a Ritalin, then that confirms that you have ADHD. That's actually what you call a diagnosis, I feel. Yeah, no. Oh, there you go. You're listening to Is It Just Me?

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Or you can send us a text. This is the number, as if you need reminding at this point, but this is the number. Oh, 422-948-202 Oh, 422-948-202 Send us a text, bud. Gorgeous. Surely that's sunk in for people, right? I don't think it's sunk in for you. It definitely hasn't.

I truly don't even know the name of that person singing. Who is it? Orion. Oh, my God. I'm kidding. It's Oscar. We love Oscar. It's a joke, of course.

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He can hit up Jenna after he hears himself on the show, of course. He can. Prize skipper Jenna. But right now let's give him a ring to hear what's on his bloody mind. Let's go to Breezy. Let's call Ben. Adam. Oh. Is it? Yes. Let's call Adam. Did I say Ben? You said Ben, I think. Fuck, I meant Adam in Brisbane.

I think I said Ben. No, Ben in Brisbane's that twink from Big Brother. Oh. So did I say Adam or not? I don't remember. Let's call Paul. Hello, is that Paul? No, it's Adam.

Hi, Adam. We didn't hear you say hello. Mitch said your name was Paul. Sorry. No, it's Adam. Hi, Adam. We didn't hear you say hello. Mitch said your name was Paul. Sorry. Oh, that's all right. I absolutely did not. Paul, listen, how are you? Thanks for listening.

You're live in Brisbane. You're also live on the award-winning, highly acclaimed Is It Just Me podcast. Welcome. Absolutely. I am absolutely fabulous. I am living, loving, and laughing at life. Oh, I love that. You've been a listener for how long or an idiot, I should say, for how long?

Since day one, honey. Oh, fuck. You just grow on me every time you open your mouth. How gorgeous. So cute. Do you have a favourite season or a favourite episode? Oh, every episode. Like every episode episode I'm laughing my absolute ass off in the car people must think I'm absolutely crazy all day every day I'm going to be

that bitch for a second Adam are we on speakerphone or like the hands free or anything you're on the hands free car I can pull into a Bunnings now

and then I can that'd be gorgeous if you could do you mind yeah no that's all good it'll just sound a bit clearer and also

risk your life a bit less yeah that's okay yeah I am in the middle a bit clearer and also risk your life a bit less. Yeah. That's okay, yeah. Yeah, I am in the middle of doing deliveries at the moment. Oh, deliveries for what? What have we interrupted you doing? I do, I'm a contractor and I do deliveries for Bunnings.

Ah. Oh, I see. We'll pull into that Bunnings. I come around all over Brisbane all day, every day, driving and delivering packages and sometimes I deliver my own package every day. All right, so you probably don't have enough episodes of our podcast to keep you entertained. You'd be running out if you're on the road all day. I listen to mainly you guys and then Kyle and Jackie O and...

Oh, yeah. ...Frenny and Rye and other ones as well. Yeah. Big controversial shock jocks, the four of us. Six of us. All of us. Very controversial. Well, pull over so your audio quality's better, please.

There we go. How's that? Oh, that's much better. Adam, crystal clear, darling. Now, have you got an is it just me for us today? I do. I do have an is it just me. Perfect. Bradley will count you in. You've heard the show since day dot. You know what to do.

Yeah, we don't have to explain it to darling Adam. Okay. No. Alright, Bradley, count him in, please. Is it just me or Is Eurovision not Count them in, please. Is it just me or? Is Eurovision not as big as it should be in the Australian community and the wider gay community? Oh, hot take, hot take, hot take.

You're hanging out with the wrong gays. My fucking friends had a bloody Eurovision party on Sunday night. Yeah. I know. Yeah, because I watch it every single year with my sister. Like, we get the family together. We watch it every single morning. And then other people I talk to about it, no one knows about it.

No one hears about it. I feel like in recent years, it's not as big as it once was. I feel like it used to be bigger. It was, I think, when we had Dami Im and then we were in second place and then we got snubbed. Yeah, right. Have we got an Australian person there this year? Yeah, who was our entrant?

We had Electric Fields. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that now. You don't know them, Mitchell. No, I don't fucking know them, but I remember hearing that. The way you said that was like, oh, yes, Electric Fields. I was like, oh, that's right. I'm not a Eurovision gay.

It does nothing for me. I feel like I should love it. Give me the hard pitch on it. Why should I, why should I get into Eurovision? Well, first of all, it's the biggest song competition in the world. It's gay, it's camp, it's shoulder pads, it's costumes, it's camp, it's over the top. They discovered ABBA for fuck's sake. They did.

And Celine Dion was on it as well. Was she? Yeah. I didn't even know that. Who did she perform for? She did Sweden back in the 1960s, I think. Oh, shit. I did not know that.

Who won? Was it a queer performance, right? It was Switzerland. Switzerland. And it was a non-binary artist named Nemo. I love it. They were gorgeous. I saw that performance and I really enjoyed it.

How was the Aussie one? Because there's been a couple of years there where, I don't want to name names, but some of the people they've sent, I'm like, oh, I thought you would have done a bit more with that opportunity. I think our one was good compared to some of the other ones. And I think it was a really good, like, culture moment because they really, they showed off, you know,

the Indigenous culture and they had a didgeridoo player. Oh, okay. That's cool. They painted a traditional dress as well. Oh, I love that. And then we also had, you know, the artists as well where they are non-binary as well. I love that.

So I think it was good culturally, but the song I feel wasn't as good as some of the others. Strong. Who's out there that I think could be good as an Australian artist that could be like a good? Do you have anyone that you think would be great? No, I don't. I think I've done my annual allocated five minutes of caring about Eurovision.

I'd love to see a drag queen. I'm part of the problem, Adam. I'd love to see one about a local queen. Okay, well, do you want a juicy story while I'm here? Oh, you've got a juicy story as well. Why don't you lead with that? Absolutely. If you've got a juicy story, let's pivot there.

Oh, go to the juicy story. Okay. So, I was living up in Oh, go to the juicy story. Okay. So I was living up in a little place called Rockhampton at the time. And I was, you know, I was basically the town bike. I was sleeping with everyone there and everyone there knows everyone. Are there a lot of gays? Sorry to make assumptions, but are there a lot of gays in Rockhampton? There's not a lot of gays, but it's like all the gays know all the gays.

He found them all, yeah. Cockhampton. Yeah, all that. Anyway, so there's one guy that I was kind of with, but not really. We were like kind of friends, but not really friends. So like situationship? Yeah. So he was traveling overseas and he had a boyfriend at the time who was not living in

Rockhampton. He lived in another place called Bundaberg, which is a while away. Anyway, so he asked, can my boyfriend live with you for a little while while I go travel overseas? Okay. I said, okay. So it would be like me saying, oh, Cheery, I'm ending my lease. Can Sean move in with you for a bit until I come back?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, okay. To which I'd say, yes. Yeah. So I said, no problem, whatever, go ahead. So then he moves in and as soon as his boyfriend is overseas, he like starts playing around on the town. So he starts going out, doing whatever he wants to do. And I'm like, you know what? It's your problem, you deal with it. overseas, he starts playing around on the town. So he starts going out, doing whatever he wants to do.

And I'm like, you know what? It's your problem. You deal with it. Oh, he was sleeping around? Yeah. I mean, that's never stopped a lot of gays anymore. So that doesn't surprise me. Open relationships and whatnot.

Yeah. So then eventually he crawls into my bed and then we start sleeping together. Wow. Okay. That's not how that, that was not a natural progression. I need the context. Do they have an agreement? Is he cheating or is this allowed?

I don't know. Okay, but you went in. It's probably worth asking the question next time, bub. I would have tried before I did buy, but that's all right. I don't think it was agreed that he could sleep around. I think he was just like, you know, when the cat's away, the mice will play. You asshole.

So you slept. I didn't do just like, you know, when the cat's away, the mice will play. You arsehole. So you slept. I didn't do anything. He called in my bed. You slept with your best friend's partner. That would be like Sean and Mitch rooting. Mitch wasn't my best friend anyway. But I don't know whether that happened. I think it just happened to once.

I think we might have slept together or, you know, had full sex at once. And then that was it. And then, like, while he was overseas overseas he would call his boyfriend and he'd have like they'd have full-blown scream arguments at each other over the phone he'd be like completely drunk completely disorderly wouldn't know where he was going so do you suspect that they weren't overly happy together that's why he was sleeping around i think so yes okay yeah so then so they're screaming at each other on the phone. I'm with those people and I'm like, damn, like, this needs to stop.

Like, you need to get out of this if you can. He comes back from overseas. He drags him out of my house. Basically pulls him. What? They have a car accident. I think one of them ran one of them off the road at one point. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

They weren't in the same car? I'm confused. No, no, no. He had his car over at my house. So there were two cars. So they drove home in tandem? I think so. And then one of them ran the other one off the road because they were angry or having

another argument or something. Right. And then he then moved back into my house, stayed for a little while. The one you fucked? Yes. And then eventually I think they break up somehow. Isn't he your friend? What do you mean you think they break up?

What should you know? But he wasn't a friend. It was like more of an acquaintance. Like, you know, we had like a, I don't know, we had a history and then we were like friends. Oh, so you fucked everyone in this story? Quite literally. Yeah, and that's it.

And like I haven't spoken to the one that went overseas for, like, ages. I was about to say, did the so-called friend ever find out about you reading his boyfriend? He did because I let it slip one time during conversation, just very casually. What did you say? I slept with your boyfriend. How did he take it? That's not a slip. That's just straight up confessing.

I thought it was going to be like, yeah, I noticed that Seamus has a tattoo on his ass too. Oops, how do I know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just straight up told him. Okay. Right. How'd that go down? Yeah, so I just told him. And then he took it and he was like, oh, okay. And then he like left and didn't speak to me for a while. Then it was cold from then and yeah.

You've just gifted. Right. Yeah. This was like five years ago. And now where are you at now? Do you have a partner? No, I don't. I'm single, ready to mingle and ready to settle down. Well, if anyone wants to, any of our Brisbane gays listening right now want to hit up our Adam, just order something from Bunnings.

What suburb? Bunnings at Capera. That's where I usually go out. There you go. If you want something delivered, he'll come round and deliver a little something extra. What are your preferences? I'm 29. I like a masculine presenting man.

Uh-huh. Thanks. I'm right here. So Coombs is fucked. Yeah. So yeah, but just like someone who's just, you know, just nice and likes to have fun, likes to go out. Alright, just name me next time. Yeah. Oh, is Churi your type? I think when Churi and likes to have fun, likes to go out. Just name me next time. Yeah.

Oh, is Churi your type? I think when Churi was going through his co-phase, I was kind of in my, like, abstinence phase. You're like ships in the night. Yeah, and look, I'm not the beautiful goddess in the world, but, you know, I've got a bit of, you know, fluff here and there. He's had a little one too. And who likes to eat all the time as well, which is funny enough because it's coming up to pig week as well, is it not?

It is coming up to pig week. Did you slide into my DMs? Oh, no, I don't slide into anyone's DMs. Oh, you want to be slid into, so to speak. Oh, well, I am more a top. Oh, then it never would have worked. See you, mate. Sorry, tunnel. He's gone. never would have worked See you mate Sorry Tunnel

He's gone It could have worked What a sweetheart He was nice Oh my god You actually did hang up Yeah I hung up on him I'm sorry

No thank you Adam If you're listening Which I assume you are Because he listens every episode You can just DM Jenna On our Instagram And she'll send you Can I just say something

For a second Love it Love the queers Love the gay lifestyle Love that we can set How we want to love and date people. But I am not a fan of the like, oh, I didn't know that they weren't open or cheating's not my fault. It's their thing.

I'm just going to fuck him. If you know that it's going to, if it's, I'm just not on that side. I'm beginning to feel that we're in the minority though. The old fashioned types. I don't even think we're old fashioned. Listen, I was in a- I think we are now officially. I'm hearing more and more about the open relationship approach like you're my boyfriend but you can root others and whatever or i can have more than one boyfriend

or whatever it's not for me yeah that's fine but then i hear stuff like that and i'm like i just still think that's naughty you fucked one of your friends if i know fuck one of your friends boyfriends but they're not a friend. They just have history. If I fuck one of your friends' boyfriends – and was it in Bunnings? I'm very confused. No, I'll try and recap. No, I actually don't want you to. No, so Adam's sort of friend, now an acquaintance we've established,

was dating a man and he was going overseas for Britain, said, can my boyfriend live with you? And they fucked and Adam didn't check if that was an option in their relationship so yeah if you have a diesel car and you go to the petrol station you fucking check if you're putting in the diesel you don't just go whoops oh but he slid into his bed i just don't like it yeah i'm sure there's plenty of people listening that would agree with you i don't like it and i have no i'm this's plenty of people listening that would agree with you. I don't like it. I don't like it.

And this is no personal site. I'm just at a point where I'm like, nothing shocks me anymore. I've heard it all. That's what the gays are like. Nice to hear that I'm his time. My therapist should be hearing about that. I wish I could say the same. That felt targeted.

I was talking to someone back in my single days, and I was like, where do you think I fall in the masculinity scale? If Joe Rogan was a one, and Frankie Grande was a 10, they said I was a two. Really? I don't believe that. I don't think so. I'm not a two in the mask scale. I don't reckon you'd be over five though.

Yeah, I'd be five. I'm not a four. What am I? You should have put me at number 10, not Frankie Grande in feminine presenting. Feminine presenting is one of those e-femboys that wear the fucking knee-high socks with a pale white skin. Are my socks not knee-high? No, trust me.

You are not a femboy. I'm wearing them right now. No, you are. You could be if you wanted to. No, but people confuse me for a woman, so I would have thought that gives me some sort of clout on the femininity scale. People don't actually confuse you for a woman. It is for a woman.

No, it's them being bigots. They want to get a rise out of you. No, I will hand you my phone right now. To this day, that video that I posted at the Ears Tour in fucking February still gets new comments every few minutes. It's the video where I was joking that I wanted Sean to propose to me during Love Story. And every few fucking minutes, I still get a new comment. Ready? Look. They genuinely think I'm a woman. It's not them getting a rise out of me.

Look. Oh, God. Needs to shave. We need you, Jesus. Oh, wow. Vile. Oh, Mitchell, I don't want to read these. These are disgusting.

See? I'm telling you. And people are genuinely confused. Well, they're fucking idiots. Because you, on the Frankie Grande, Joe Rogan scale, are a seven. My favorite number. I'm comfortable with that. You are a seven. Take it. Take it. I'm a three. You're a seven. My favourite number. I'm comfortable with that. Take it.

Take it. I'm a three. You're a seven. All right. Well, let's go on that note. If you want to get in touch, of course, don't forget, you can text us if you want. Slide into the DMs. The number is what, Cherry?

This. No. 0422. Yeah. 0422 is at the end. 0422. Oh, God. You hear this every week. 2-0-2-2. Oh, God, you hear this every week.

9-4-8. You just did it. Yeah. 9-4-8-0-2. There you go. Thank you. Jesus, that was stressful. So it's 0-4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2. Correct.

That's what we got. You can DM us there. Get a free tote bag. We'll give that person. Jerry? Adam. Adam, bag. What is wrong with you?

This Ritalin isn't working. We will be back very soon with Fadan. Don't stress about it. If you don't want to listen, skip the episode. But also, she's not on for the whole episode, so just skip her bit. Fast forward, like I do on TikTok. Thumb to the right. Yeah, like we're going to be doing our idioms,

and obviously we don't keep any secrets from you, but if we did, we'd also keep it from her. Subtle. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, that checks out. Catch you on Wednesday, I guess. See you. Goodbye.

Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end. What I was trying to say there is that she won't be here for AD Debrief for down. I was picking up what you were putting there. She's got her own little bit. Now, Adam mentioned Pig Week just then. Would you like an update in the poll we did?

Because we were considering cancelling Pig Week, remember? I wasn't. Well, no, but we put it to the idiots, remember? Yes, we did put it to the idiots. We are a people's first poll. Because we were talking about how people who suffer from misophonia, they're getting louder, they keep complaining about us eating on the podcast, and we said we'd give them some time off so that they're not triggered by their phobia. It's a funny idea.

Hearing us eat during pig week. The whole point of that episode is that we eat. Yeah, I know. I know. And so we put it to the idiot saying, what should we do going forward? One of the ideas that you came up with, which I actually thought was excellent. Oh, really? I thought it was the best solution.

You said we released two episodes, two versions of the same episode, I should say. One of them includes all the chewing and the eating on Mike. One of them has that part muted, which isn't hard to do, edit-wise. I can do that. And I thought that our idiots would see reason and they would agree with that and think, yep, that's a fair solution. I haven't read these results.

No, it turns out our idiots are a bit brutal because I put the poll in the group and like vast majority of people say, fuck the misophobes. Carry on as usual. Don't like it. Don't listen. No, no, I don't. I don't have that opinion. Very few people, 3% of people were in favour of the two version thing.

3% of people? Only 3%. I thought that would be the best option. So did I. I was kind of like, yeah, that seems fair. And I'm sure our idiots will agree. Nah, they're just like, fuck them. Play on, dog.

What else is there? If you're looking at the poll here, the fuck it, play on option is winning by a landslide. By what percentage? 76. Far out. And then the other options are cancel it, no more pig week, chew quieter, chew as loud as possible,

advertise the episode as pig week, carry on as usual, but add a trigger warning. Do a whole Will It Crunch episode and piss everyone off. People are adding their own responses, aren't they? Yes, yes. But the overwhelming majority say carry on as usual. I think, I still think it's our podcast, our rules. If it's not hard for you, put two versions of the episode out.

Then we can actually see to a T how many misophonias we have. I actually, yeah, I'm curious to experiment. Can I get this coffee video up for you? Oh, you're sold. I don't need to. Yeah, I was going to say, I understand the explanation. Yeah, I don't need to go into it. Who was it again that does coffee reviews?

Paul someone. And you just wish you could watch it in double the speed. Yeah, he really w. Yeah. Do you watch the sip version or the sip free? I, here's the thing. I was so intrigued because I clicked the sip version, but then he said, just by the way, there is alternate video on this feed of this without the sips. So I went to watch it cause I wanted to hear it. And you know what? I didn't miss the sips. Didn't upset me, but I didn't feel I was missing anything. Oh, now I don't feel like that's going to be a fair experiment.

Because if our idiots are curious, they'll go listen to the crunch-free version of Pig Week, and then the numbers will be thrown. It won't actually tell us how many misophobes we have. But we're not Jamie and Adam. Fuck it. We're just going to play on like the poll says. All right, playing on. Sorry, misophobes.

We put it to the people. Yikes. Ah, well. Should we look at the results for the Fadan poll we didn't do a Fadan poll but yes there were plenty of people saying that they'll be boycotting the episode

that's fine I don't care maybe we should release two episodes of that two versions of that episode one with Fadan and the other one where we just

and the whole time we're saying coming up Fadan and she just never arrives no no no and then it cuts to how good was Fadan when we get to the secret segment well we might not say that if Fadan, and she just never arrives. No, no, no. And then it cuts to, how good was Fadan when we get to the secret segment?

Well, we might not say that. If Fadan's not good, we might go, how shit was Fadan? But I think she'll be fantastic. So before we go right now, should we do a quick welfare check on Jenna? Did she survive the public speaking in front of the school? Did she accidentally chunder because of nerves? That's so funny. Let me call.

Zero, four, two, three, five. You're letting your number play out. Oh yeah, believe that. She might have do not disturb on. Yeah, it takes a couple of rings to get through, doesn't it? She's texting too. Zero, four, two, 3, 5. We'll forget about that then.

You know, I'm just thinking back to the case. Maybe she's in hospital. Maybe she passed out because she was nervous. Mitchell, that's a real long bow. It's a stretch to get from not answering her phone to being in hospital. But this is what I'm saying. She had to do public speaking in front of a school excursion. Maybe she found that so overwhelming she fainted.

Isn't this me on the fly? Have you never fainted? I've never fainted. I want to know what it's like. I've found that so overwhelming she fainted. Isn't this me on the fly? Have you never fainted? I've never fainted. I want to know what it's like. I've never passed out, never fainted. And you know what? I've got a phobia of it. A phobia of fainting?

Not a phobia, but I am deathly scared of fainting. Really? I am so scared of passing out. I say bring it on. Nah, because to me- It's a gorgeous nap. I'm realizing that I might have a little control freak tendency in me. I just think, and I explored it with my therapist once,

I'm scared of passing out, our therapist, that I don't want to pass out because I don't want to give up the control of my body. I like to be in control. That's why I don't like doing drugs. I don't like coke. I don't like any pills because when you're putting your body in that realm, you give up control and I don't like it. Because she's asked, do you do drugs? I'm like, no, I don't do control and i don't like it because she's asked you do drugs

mate no i don't do drugs because i don't like my body i don't like putting my body in a state for a set amount of time and then not being able to come out of it if i don't like it and she's like all right now i know what you mean because i was gonna say you don't become a fucking puppet if you take a pill like you don't just lose control and go why is my arm moving i know if you do that it means you've taken a bad batch. I know. I've been there, but it just was a good realisation that I'm like,

oh, I think I like to be in control of my body. Not a bad thing. No, that's a very normal thing. Yeah, no. But I just want to be able to say I've experienced fainting, but I will never come close because often people faint

because they haven't eaten. I could punch you. Bitch, if there's one thing I've never done, it's not eat. Same. We both have that hormone, don't we? We love to eat. Yeah, and like, I've learnt not to overeat, which is good.

I'm like, yep, okay, I'm fuelled, that's good. But if there's one thing I'll never do, it's just forget to eat. You know how people are like, oh my God, I forgot to eat. I'm like, how? It's all I think about. I know all those people on the weight loss drugs, the Zempix and whatever the other one is, Wegovia, whatever it's called. They say,

they talk about the food noise or the food chatter. Have you seen these videos? And that goes away. And now they're potentially looking at. But how can Ozympic stop the food chatter? Okay. Apparently. Kate DeRouge,

I've seen her TikTok. She says that it doesn't stop the food chatter. Is she on Ozympic? She was. Kate DeRouge? Yeah. Australian Idol. Did she lose weight?

Yeah. Wow. So many people are being very open about it, aren't they? Yeah. My point is, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think you do. No, yes, he is. The coffee and the Ritalin are fucking sending you.

Shush. It's because. Shush. Yes, it's because. Wow. It's because. We're at that point in our friendship. Because food chat, I'm saying, apparently it helps with food chat.

But how can it? I don't know. I wasn't on it long enough to get that experience. But I'd love to not think about food. Because right now, Mitch, I'm thinking about a sandwich. Right now, I'm thinking about having a fucking cookie. Maybe we should do something about that. What?

Get food? Yeah. Wrap it up now. Oh. All right. Yeah, my tummy's grumbling. Yeah, I can hear it. Can you?

Yeah. That's a good on Sean. What? Sorry, sexual. Where are you going to take that? I don't know. Good on Yeah, I can hear it. Can you? Yeah. Yeah, right. I say, good on Sean. What? Sorry, sexual. Where are you going to take that? I don't know. Good on Sean. I don't know.

How does he make my stomach grumble? Please detail it. Because he fills you up with his penis. I don't know where it's come from. But the vulgarity, you're right. I don't know what's going on with me. I'm very happily sexually relationship wise, but. I can't remember who it was, but someone.

Feedback. Yeah, no was I was literally getting essentially live tweets because someone within the last maybe six months only just started listening to the podcast from episode one onwards. And they've just been sending me their commentary as they go. Cute, I get that too. And it was like post breakup of yours that she was like,

Jesus Christ, the podcast never used to be this smutty. Now you can't go an episode without Cheery mentioning anal sex. Because I feel, maybe not 100% of the time, but at least 90% of the time, I'm not the one to bring it up. Well, I'm very proud of it. Of what?

Anal sex. Not easy. Yeah, but just picture it on the other foot. Fucking straight boys sitting around talking about vaginal sex all the time it's different it's not it is different some people just don't want to hear that it's nuanced it's different it's not nuanced that's i wish it was straight such an easy run to be able to talk about their heterosexual sex gay men were not allowed to talk about their anal sex for decades and now we finally are and i'm being silenced what What if I was a woman and I said, oh, my stomach's grumbling.

He said, oh, is that because your boyfriend stabbed one up your puss? Completely different. I think it should be treated the same. Treat me like a lady, please. Don't speak to me with that vulgarity. Why start now? Let's go home, everyone. Thanks for listening.

We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. So we do. Fuck, give Jenna one more ring. She's got to say the so you do. Okay 2% better today. That's all. So we do. Fuck, give Jenna one more ring. She's got to say this so you do. Okay, let's call her. What a cow. You're either treating her like a lady.

Treat me like a lady. Where's that slut, Jenna? Zero, four, two, three. Ah, fucker. So we do. So we do so we do thanks for listening we have to say it in unison so we do we did the same note i'll do jenna okay so we do what i love in the spot she was always here in the spotify notes we're going to ask what is mitch and mitch on the scale of joe rogan to frankie grande it's a weird ass scale i don't think i sit anywhere who's the more feminine We're going to ask, what is Mitch and Mitch on the scale of Joe Rogan to Frankie Grande? It's a weird-ass scale. I don't think I sit anywhere.

Who's more feminine than Frankie Grande? Mitchell Coombs. Okay, do you want to be the top? Never. Never been said before. I don't know. I'm just trying to keep it fun. We'll make the question, how is the weather in your local area?

Want to do that? What did you have for tea? What's the name in your local area? Want to do that? What did you have for tea? What's the name of your local Bunnings delivery driver? What's your favourite Arnott's picky? Oh, I'd like to hear that. 3, 2, 1. Arrowroot. Oh, I was thinking the creams. That's a whole different kettle of fish. Oh, you're dirty. Your mind's in the gutter.

What, because I want to lick out a Monte Carlo? Where'd you meet him? Goodness me. Let's go. We'll be back on Wednesday. We have a timer. Can I just peel the curtain back? We have a timer because we try to keep the episodes to the same length every week.

We have a timer. It doesn't happen. I know. We never look at it. But right now it's in a different position because we're in the Trash Alley Cancelled Studios. I just see the timer. It's throwing me off.

Yeah, because we keep the whole point of two episodes a week with shorter episodes and we've relapsed. We can see the timer. It's throwing me off. Yeah, because we keep the whole point of two episodes a week with shorter episodes and we've relapsed. We've relapsed. We can't shut up. We keep talking too long. Hey, you've criticised me

for not laughing at your jokes. I've been great today. You have actually. It's the fucking Ritalin and the iced latte. I'm going to bring like seven of them every time I come

to the studio now. It's an ALB plus A plus one. I got an extra shot. Armadillone black. Gorgeous. Yeah, get me one every week. Thanks for listening, idiots. We adore you. Send this to a friend. That's an ALB plus A plus one. I got an extra shot. Armadillo in black. Gorgeous. Yeah, get me one every week. Thanks for listening, idiots. We adore you.

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