Is It Just Me? - #212: Is It Just AI?

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

In this episode: Churi’s cameo in & Juliet is locked in! (00:39) Coat hangers are false advertising (08:45) Flight attendants need to stop LYING (13:04) Is It Just Meavesdrops - Sandra Sully edition (15:55) What do the AI versions of us sound like? (20:09) A Talkback Tingz/Mispronunciation hybrid (26:33) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (39:19)   Check out our new merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you. Hello you. Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. I'd rather be dead than be called Gunkle. Oh, that nickname for gay uncle.

Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change the word. Imagine if they were like, God, he's put on weight. Funkle's here, you fat uncle. Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. Oh, my goodness. How's my voice?

Is it sounding ready for the screening stage? The what? My voice. Is it ready for, well, just the stage? Oh, your big debut in musical theatre. Yeah, I've got news. Finally. I'm locked in to perform in N Juliet.

It's happening. I've got a date. We've been hyping this for ages. I know. We wanted to do a little excursion with our listeners. Correct. I will be in N Juliet with Casey Donovan. With Casey.

With Casey. Casey's there. We're BFFs, man. I thought that Casey wasn't going to be on that night. No, Casey's on. Casey finishes a couple of days later. Perfect. Yeah, it's me.

It's Casey. It's Rob Millsy Mills. Yes. I don't know if I've got a line of dialogue yet, but I've set my measurements in. I've got a custom boutique costume. Yes. I will be there at the start. I'll have a scene in the middle and I will be on stage and you will be able to see me at the Lyric Theatre. Yeah, what date? June 6th.

Oh my god, I'm free. Perfect. It's a Thursday, right? Yes, yes. Oh, perfect. I was really worried because I'm free, perfect It's a Thursday, right? Yes, yes, oh perfect I was really worried because I'm going on holidays in June Oh shit, yeah June 6th, alright, there you go, idiots If any Sydney idiots want to book their tickets to Angelia We'll fucking see you there, Pricekeeper Jenner, are you coming?

I'm coming, that's two days after my birthday It is Yeah, June 6th, I'll be on stage Wow Isn't that ridiculous? I really thought it wasn't going to happen Me too That's exciting.

It actually genuinely is. To be honest, but it's N Juliet. I mean, it's not the prequel. It's the aftermath of Romeo and Juliet. It's the hypothetical of what would have happened if, because you know how in Romeo and Juliet, he dies and then she's so fucking beside herself with grief that she also dies. Correct. It's the hypothetical of what would have happened if she woke up, saw him dead and went,

nah, well, and carried on. Yes. Wasn't distraught by it at all. It's a really good musical. have happened if she woke up, saw him dead and went, ah, well, and carried on. Yes. Wasn't distraught by it at all. It's a really good musical. Oh, you've seen it? Yeah. I've never seen it. I've heard amazing things.

It's amazing. And I can't wait to see it again. It's a jukebox musical, which means it's got pop songs interwoven into it. Oh, so not their own original stuff. No, it's all pop songs. Fuck yes. By Max Martin, who is like the greatest pop mind of the generation. He's done like all the In Excess stuff, a whole lot of Katy Perry.

Yeah, I was going to say, that's where I recognise that name. Yeah. Katy Perry, of course. Correct. So, yeah, the music's really good. It's a good night out. Tickets are very affordable. It's going to Brisbane as well, but at the moment it's in Sydney.

You won't be in it that night. In Brisbane? No, no, no. I'm not a Brisbane figure. I wonder who normally plays your role, because they've created like a specific role or whatever for cameos. Yes. Celeb guests and whatever. Yes, yes. And so I wonder who normally plays your role because they've created like a specific role or whatever for cameos. Yes. Celeb guests and whatever.

Yes, yes. And so I wonder who normally does it. Just some understudy? I don't know. Who's the me of Melbourne? I don't know. Anastasia Palaszczuk in Brisbane. No doubt.

I don't know. I think they just get whoever's available to be honest with you. Darren Lockyer or something, no doubt. That's me to a T. Main broadcaster, Darren Lockyer. So, yeah, I'm very excited. I'm a little nervous because I throw around that I went to acting school for years. Yeah, New York.

It's true. I studied in New York, but I haven't really had to shine. Don't overthink it. It'll be fine. Yeah. Just for the podcast content, can you trip over or something? Just fuck up in some way. I'm not.

This is my big time to shine. I've invited agents from across the country. Oh, my God. You're going to overdo it. Like that trolley witch on Harry Potter. Yes. Remember how we, ages ago, in the early days, we were talking about how in the first movie she was so meek.

Anything off the trolley, dears? But then she's like, I'm going to make my one line count in the third movie because she's like, anything off the trolley. She'd been perfecting it for two summers. I do remember that. my one line count in the third movie because she's like, anything off the trolley! She'd been perfecting it for two summers. I do remember that. I don't know, maybe, but I don't even think it's a speaking role. So my eyes are going to be big and I'm going to have that dance mum smile like I'm Jojo Siwa.

I actually can't wait. That's going to be a great night. I'm so excited. I'll get you guys backstage after as well. Do I have to buy tickets? I'm happy to. I think you might have to I haven't asked yet

I think I get a couple for my mum and dad and Stephen For important people in your life So we'll have to pay for them Tickets are very affordable though So you can grab some Good idea A night out at the theatre is always worth it in my eyes Totally

Can't wait to have another musical program for my collection Yeah, I'll sign it for you You'll have to come to the theatre door after the show I'll have to print out your headshot And slip it into the program. How fun. Yeah, it's very fun. I'm looking forward to that.

Me too. I'm actually a little nervous, but that's very exciting. I'll have to film some backstage. Oh, it's going to be great. Yeah, it'll be very fun. Very fun. Anyway, so if you want to go see Ann Juliet, it's the perfect time. Perfect time.

Yeah, the 6th of June. It's also the perfect time to buy yourself some Is It Just Me merch. Just a reminder, coupleofmitches.com.au, all the brand new stuff on sale now. Yes, it is available. All the new season merch, all the I'm With Idiot range, the five-year anniversary. The Mona Jenner. Yeah. I can't wait to see that hanging in someone's house, honestly.

It's all up for sale now. Go grab it, coupleofmitches.com.au. Fun times, huh? Yeah, it really is. Yeah. A lot of fun things happening on this podcast. Janet, how'd your paps me go? Really good. Good. Yeah. Good. Thanks for things happening on this podcast. Jenna, how'd your pap smear go? Really good.

Good. Yeah. Good. Thanks for asking. No, it's important to check. Jenna wasn't here last week when we were talking about, not backlash about us joking about you and I having a baby together, but we've decided that maybe we should put that whole running joke to bed because someone messaged me and said, that might be offensive to people with fertility issues.

Yeah. I was like, okay. Also, my manager, Kate, we had lunch and she's like, so Jenna's been trying for a baby before getting mitral sperm. She genuinely believed it. We were so earnest about it. She didn't realise it was a joke. You know, we're just so good at acting.

I know. We should be in fucking end, Juliet. You could be the ampersand, yeah. You could be Juliet. Perfect. If we're going to do it, we need to ham it up more, make it really dramatic. Like, Jenna, you need to wear a prosthetic clay bumper. Can I actually read a text that we got from a listener regarding the whole running gag

that Jenna and I are having a baby together? Trinny said, no, the baby joke with Jenna is fun. I've had three miscarriages and went through years of IVF. Now I'm a crazy dog mum. For me, part of healing from the trauma is finding a lighthearted side and still laughing down the track. It's hard not to sit in it and be sad for a long time, which I did. I now choose to laugh at myself.

Your banter is so, so good for me. It's my number one listen. Thank you for being unapologetic, authentically you. Oh, that's amazing. Very fair. So thank you for that, Trini. That is a very lovely message. Thank you, Trini. It is a nice message. People are on different points of their journey, though.

Well, yeah. Izzy also said, I have fertility issues and I go along with the joke. She's not mad about it, but then later gets sad and thinks, I wish this was actually real. So that's what I'm worried about. I don't want to make anyone feel sad. No. It's also not even that good of a gag that we need to resurrect it. It's fine to let it go. I kind of forgot about it. Did you?

Yeah. Well, you weren't getting any gifts. I forgot about my child. No, that's it. It's done. It's done. Well, considering we have two actual Idjim babies coming, we've got my first nephew or niece and then your next nephew

or niece coming too. Yeah. So I went into baby seed yesterday. Into what? Baby seed. The way I said that is awful. I went into seed the shop. Oh. But for babies. Right. I had no idea what you were talking about. No. And I walked in and I went to get my new baby in the family something and I ended up walking out with a key ring for Stephen. Because it was all bedazzled. I'm like, he'll love this. You know what?

I don't even have to make a joke about your boyfriend's young age. You've just written it for me. I can go home today. Thanks for that. You've made my job easy. Yeah, you can. Buying him shit from a baby store. He loved it.

He loved it. You know what? You should get him, as you know, Sean got me the perfect anniversary present. Oh, the best. You should get Stephen a baby bunting now, Chuck. That's not your best word. You might get a new rattle or something. You guys got all the hate from all the mums,

and just wait until you get the hate from the age-gap relationshipers. It's six years as well. Grow up. Well, grow up is actually my point. Oh, my God. Oh, you're making it too easy. Let's move on. I am.

If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We start every episode with an Is It Just Me? each. Something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Yes, it is. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. It's a complete and total surprise.

In fact, mine is taking aim at a certain profession. And I do know for a fact that we have some idiots that lie in this profession. But I'm just over the lies being perpetuated. I'm over it. It's a bit rich. I hate lie. I never lie! I'm always very open.

The fucking biggest lie you've ever told. But I'm not lying to swindle Jenna out of a million bucks. No, no, I get it, I get it. It's purely to get a laugh. Yeah, okay. All right, well, we'll get to yours. Should I go first? Yes!

Okay. Here we go. Bradley, count me in, darling. Is it just me or? Should coat hangers be able to support the weight of fucking coats? Oh, my God. I'm so with you. Call me old fashioned.

Yeah. But a coat hanger should hang coats. No dramas. Yes, I'm with you. You know, not all coat hangers are made equal. I will say that. But they should be if it's called a coat hanger. It's like they had to change the name of laptops because technically

if you put it on your bare legs, it could burn you. It's true. Is that why they called change the names? No, they're technically notebooks now. You're kidding. Because laptop is misleading. Don't put it on your lap. Don't put it there.

Don't call it a coat hanger if I can't hang a fucking coat on it without it getting all bent and fucked. Put that on TikTok. That'll blow your mind. I'm shocked. Laptop. Did you not know that? No.

That could be one of those things that I've heard as a fact and repeated. I don't know if that's true. It's like that story of the woman in America who drank the Macca's coffee, spilled it on her fanny, and then sued them for $5 million. So now it says caution hot on coffee cups. Yeah, no shit. It's hot as coffee. Sorry. That really blew my mind.

No, it's doing my head in because I've got my favourite coat hanger is like the black plastic ones. Oh, yeah. I'm the same. But they're only good for t-shirts and pants. Nothing too heavy. Even pants weigh him down. Really?

And so I've been doing a bit of a jacket cull because Sean's moving in soon. And yeah, I'm going to have to make wardrobe space. He's got a lot of shit and I already have a lot of shit. You've got a big walk-in wardrobe too. You don't have a small space. But it's already jam-packed with my bullshit and I'm due for a clothes cull anyway. Yeah. Oh, get Stephen in.

Boy, Stephen, he'll do it for you. You have to pay him. But I just noticed the other day when I started doing a bit of a cull that half of my jackets aren't even on the hangers anymore. They're on the fucking floor because they just fall off. The hangers get all bent. Yep. I don't understand the point of the coat hanger if it can't hang a coat.

Yeah, you know what you need to get? I've just upgraded too because, like I said, Stephen redid my wardrobe. Everything has been rechanged. Denim jackets, heavy coats, leather jackets are all on wooden. I love my wooden ones. Wooden coat hangers. But they take up more space. They do, but they're thick because you know what else?

There's nothing worse than a heavy coat or even like a cotton T-shirt that has been sitting on a coat hanger for a while it gets the pointy shoulders yeah you're right you know what's worse with that those hideous fucking wire coat hangers i hate them they're the worst it's like you're in a prison you need to get the black ones are good for t-shirts and real like singlets yeah but the wooden ones are also a suit ones that have the they're rounded on the end so the corners of the sleeves stay puffy. They're amazing.

But then how does one hang a coat? You need to get a coat hanger. Well, you would think, right? But apparently not. Well, what would you do? What are they on now? You've got your coat. Have you got snapped coat hangers?

Yes. So many. And I'm starting to let go of this idea that I want all my coat hangers to match because it's not practical. Why don't you double coat it? Double hang it? I shouldn't have to. No, you shouldn't.

I shouldn't bloody have to. You shouldn't have to do that. Well, what if you got the ones that clip? I don't like them. They're fiddly. Little clippers. They are fiddly. You get them in hotel rooms.

Yeah. Not for me. But you could. You could do it. I suppose. If this is the biggest problem in my life, I'm doing okay. I was going to say, there's a lot going on in the world at the moment. But if this is what's stressing you, we can nut it out.

What if you just folded them? Oh, don't be ridiculous. No. Okay. All right. What about if you got a coat rack thing? You know those old coat racks? God, that screams privilege, Jenna.

Jenna just suggested, what if you got a coat man at the door? Fuck that. What if you hired a full-time belt boy to hold the coat for you? No, Jenna. Jenna just suggested what if you caught a coat man at the door? Fuck that. What if you hired a full-time bellboy to hold the coat for you? No, Jenna, we don't all live like that. We live into a Meriton service suite. I don't live there anymore. Is it just me on the fly? Have you

never been in a situation like you see on American TV shows where you walk into someone's house and they're like, let me take your coat. Yeah, that's very true. Like as if they're forbidden indoors. Yeah. No, because in America it's cold and hot, so the heating's inside, that's very true. Like as if they're forbidden indoors. Yeah. No, because in America it's cold and hot. So the heating's inside.

It's very different. It's the same in the UK. It's been fucking freezing in Sydney this year. It's so cold. Oh my God. One of my friends really fucking humbled me the other day because I said, oh my God, I'm really feeling the cold this year. It must be because I'm not as heavy as I was this time last year. And they said, no, it's drastically colder than average this winter.

I was like, okay. Point taken. Yeah. That one got through. All right. What's yours? Is it just me? Let's go.

Who are you taking aim at? Go for it, Bradley. Count me in. Is it just me? Defied attendants need to stop lying on Instagram. What do you mean? In Paris for the weekend. No, you're not, bitch.

You're on a casual shift. You're working. You're on the clock. How long do you reckon they actually get to stay on the ground after they've landed? They sleep and they're back on that shuttle bus to the airport and they get back on that plane to work a shift. But I feel like they're either at the beach or they're partying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the time. Oh, and I love it. I'm all for a horse or a whore or a slut period. But the biggest sluts I know are male flight attendants. Oh, yes. They will get on a flight. They'll work a 12-hour shift.

They'll land in LA. They'll take some dick. They'll party at WeHo. They'll get back on a flight and they'll work another 12-hour shift. They don't work for six days. And then you can get them on Instagram. Morning, Sanrio. I'm like, what the fuck?

I was at dinner with you last night. It's true. And then the next day they've got a picture of them and their grandma. Always with a grandma. Or it's a photo of the turbine of the jet with the stairs going up. And they're like back at it. I'm like, you're working. You just clocked in.

You're in a uniform. You're not back at anything. I just Googled and if it's a long-haul flight, which if they're going to somewhere like Europe it would be, they get to stay 24 hours and sometimes up to two days. So they could do a little bit of exploring. It's not like they're just at the Ibis next to the airport For a few hours I know but they just snap it like they're Gina Reinhart

Getting on a private jet And it really pisses me off Oh right and you think that they're acting more luxurious Than their life really is Totally Back on that ground I'm like what no That's like us getting to work

And being like the laugh of the rich and famous Studio day It's like we're arguing 24-7 Guy Hart Radio wants to fucking shoot us in the head. It's not all glitz and glam, guys. Yeah, but I think most people, they post the good bits of their life, right? Yes. Yes.

Actually, I don't. I post whenever my fucking washing machine isn't working. I purely focus on the fuck-ups. Totally. Yeah, I'm a bit the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just something about flight attendants that pisses me off. You're just jealous i reckon i'm not jealous do you remember i think i said on the podcast when i was single in my my ho era yeah i was almost gonna fly to la with this gay flight attendant i think you'd have to book the flight no he was gonna give me the free flight to put me on the contest i didn't know that they had access to free flights it's called standby yeah they can fly for free whenever they want but it's only if there's empty seats. So they go, I want to get on this flight.

The last 10 minutes before the doors close, they go, yep, there's a free business seat. Jump on. Knowing your luck, you'd be all packed and ready to pound this person in LA when you get there. And then they're like, it's full. Yes. You're like, well, you won't be full. Here I go with the smart talk.

Fuck. What a hypocrite. There's a dollar. You're listening to Is It Just Me? Listening on Spotify. Don't forget to leave a five-star rating. Now, do you remember ages ago on the podcast, we did a segment called Is It Just Meves Drops?

Oh, my God. One of our best segments that we really kind of tucked away and didn't touch again. Well, the whole idea is that when we hear other people saying, is it just me out in the wild, whether it be a TikTok, if someone says, is it just me, we would bring it and then we would answer the question, is it just me that we've eavesdropped on? Correct. But I kind of didn't eavesdrop any is it just me's, to be honest.

I wasn't hearing them. I've always been listening for them and I do listen to them, but they're all terrible. It's like TikTok's like, is it just me or beef bourguignon, this time of year's favourite dish. I'm not going to fucking bring that to the show. No, I get you. Well, I've got a fucking good one today. Great.

Of all people, I've got a few actually, but of all people, guess who let an is it just me drop? Anthony Albanese. No. Tracy Grimshaw. Klaas getting warmer. Sandra Sully. Yes.-me drop? Anthony Albanese. No. Tracy Grimshaw. Clive's getting warmer. Sandra Sully. Yes. Oh, really? Sandra Sully.

Famed Australian journalist. I feel like she's the quintessential journalist in Australia. Like, when you think news reader, you think Sandra Sully. Amen, yeah. From Channel 10. Yeah. Nightly news. 6pm news. Yes. She used to do, like, national news and that's how everyone around the country knew her. But now she's just a Sydney girlie.

And so anyway, she was on the project last week. They were interviewing her about the fact that she overheard a true crime podcast using an AI version of her voice. Wow. And it sounded exactly like her. Wow. Listen here. One of our own is the latest celeb to have their voice ripped off by AI.

10 News legend Sandra Sully heard a voice identical to hers reading a headline on a true crime podcast. We've used an AI-generated voice to read some of the headline. St Patrick's College teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges. Oh, our real life Sandra Sully is with us now in the flesh. Sandra, is that really you? Well, apparently.

I mean, I didn't record that voice, but gosh, when I heard it, I knew it sounded just like me. I read it by a couple of my colleagues thinking, is it just me? And they went, gosh, that's you. I said, no, I didn't do it. Well, I mean, it's not just you, babe. That is you. That is you. It sounds exactly like her.

She's not imagining anything. That is spooky, isn't it? That's scary. Well, that's exactly what happened to Scarlett Johansson this week. She's suing ChatGPT or OpenAI because their new voice sounds just like her. Sky, correct. And they actually approached her to be the voice and she said, I don't want to be part of it.

And they're like, well, we're going to do it anyway. Well, I feel like because that podcast clarified that, oh, we use AI voices, it's kind of okay. No way. Ethically very blurry. Yeah, I know. I wonder why they chose Sandra Sully. I guess because she's the newsreader.

Well, hold on. Do you think, devil's advocate here, that the producers just typed in news voice, here's what we want you to say, and it just used internet clips in Australia. She's the most prominent voice, so that's what the AI used? I don't know. Or they could have just chosen her voice specifically and put it into an AI voice clone thing, which I've never done before.

Apparently, it's a thing. People like you and the radio industry are worried that that's going to ruin your job or whatever. Well, I'm not worried. You can't replicate these. Yeah, no, you're right. You would. I can't forget. Well, I would like to prove to you actually that you can replicate your voice. I knew you'd do it. But I haven't actually heard this

yet. I've signed up to a website. All I had to do was give it a sample of your voice, which obviously I've got fucking hours and hours and hours of your voice. I haven't listened to it yet, so it could be dodgy. I don't know if this website's going to work or not. Okay. But I've typed in the exact same thing that Sandra Sully said,

what her AI thing said. It was about crime, wasn't it? Yes, it was about alleged child abuse charges. Maybe I should write something else. Yeah, maybe we could have done something fun and light. Okay, well, I've got it open. What do you want me to type? Oh, I mean, should we do how maybe we start the show?

Is it just me or should we? Okay, we start. Yes, brilliant. So the same way. With an is it just me, something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. That'll do. I went to all the trouble of setting up the Sandra Sully script before. I don't want to hear that over and over again.

Do you, Jenna? No. Okay, ready? This is AI Cheery. Oh, this is me. Shit. Let's see how accurate it is. Should I say it first?

We've heard it a million times. Okay, you have. Sorry, every episode. We start the show the same way with an, is it just me? Something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Whoa. That's good. That's a bit fucking scary, actually.

It even got the vocal fry and the downward inflection. I'd fuck AI me. Whoa. That's good. That's a bit fucking scary, actually. It even got like the vocal fry and the downward inflection. Wait, I'd fuck AI me. Holy shit. Wow. Oh my God. That's freaky. I've also done the same with Jenna.

What should we get her to say? I haven't heard hers yet. I reckon nailing the quiver, even AI can't do that. Totally. That's true. What are we getting Jenna to say? What should I say? Something about a perpetual life, no doubt.

What about – I've got one. I'm not going to tell you what it is. Yeah, sure. Okay. Okay, again, ethically, we're going to clarify. This is not real Jenna. This is AI Jenna. When are we doing rash shirts? That doesn't sound like Jenna.

No, it doesn't. No, maybe if you write in more. When are we doing rash shirts? That doesn't sound like Jenna. No, it doesn't. No, maybe if you write in more. When are we doing rash shirts? Please, please. I'm begging you. Rash shirts. Because she loves to beg.

Yeah, I do. Can you do like an asterisk and write whimpers like a small animal? I think it'll read that out. Oh, we don't want that. Here we go. When are we doing rash shirts? Please, please. Sun safety is important.

Oh, no, I'm not getting Jen. No, that one doesn't work as well, but yours is pretty fucking freaky. We're doing you, Mitchell. Let's do you. Okay, I have uploaded mine as well. I'm happy to just say exactly what Sandra Sully said, even if it's a bit fucking dark. No, we can do it once.

It's all good. Okay, so this is AI me. St. Patrick's college teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges. Whoa. It even got my inhale. Got your lisp as well. Did it? Yeah.

St. Patrick's college teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges. Oh, my God. That's actually really spooky. Can you do that cheery one again? Yeah. Hold on. Make it say whatever you want. Here we go.

I want to fuck Mitchell Coombs. Sorry. Now play the AI. Why'd you bring that up out of nowhere? Sorry. Wow. Yours is the most accurate, I think. That's fucking weird. Wow, I'm scared. So Mitchell, did you give it how much audio?

Did you give it? Like 30 seconds. That's it weird. Wow, I'm scared. That's scary. So, Mitchell, did you give it how much audio? Did you give it? Like 30 seconds. That's it? Yeah. Oh, and this is in its infancy. Imagine in five years. Imagine in 12 months. Yeah. That's terrifying.

Our bank details are fucked. I've got another one for you. Okay, sure. Welcome to the night show on KISS, the world's worst radio show. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. It sounds so much like you. No, it doesn't, fuck up. Oh, my God. It sounds so much like you. No, it doesn't.

Yes. No, it does. It's not good. St. Patrick's College teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges. Oh, that charges at the end. You reckon? Holy fuck. Yes.

Can you get me to say that? Okay. We went from not wanting to say it to tripling down. Okay, hang on. Oh, my goodness me. That's scary. Jenna, I'll get you to say it. St. Patrick's College teacher arrested and facing multiple alleged child abuse charges.

There's bits of you in there. Yeah, but there's bits that sound nothing like it. What can I say? Get me to say something. Can we get it to say a joke? Do you have a joke that you've written for your stand-up that you could input in? Hold on.

This is really frightening. When? No, when did I ask? Oh, my God. I am triggered by AI. Oh, my God. This is scary. I want to tell AI to fuck off.

This is scary. I can make you tell AI to fuck off. Yeah, do it. Do it.. I want to tell AI to fuck off. This is scary. I can make you tell AI to fuck off. Yeah, do it. Do it. Hold on. Mitch Turi saying fuck off. Here we go. Fuck off AI.

Oh. Okay. The fuck off's good, but AI. I'll get rid of the exclamation mark that I put. I'll see if that makes a difference. Fuck off AI. Why was that a question? Well, because it doesn't want to be fucked up.

It wants to fight the charges. I've also done What That True Crime podcast, by the way, and used Sandra Sully's voice, so now we can get an official sweeper from her. An actual ID from Sandra Sully. Maybe we can end the segment with Sandra Sully. I did have more meme stops to go through, but they're short and sweet but here's

Sandra. Hold on. You're listening to Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Fuck. Why is her voice so AI-able? Like that's bang on. That's so weird. Maybe it works on people that have really distinct tone. Yeah it must do. Like I've got a real tone. Sandra's

got a real tone. So do you Mitch. Jenna unfortunately very bland and normal. Yeah. I can't use this to replace Sandra's got a real tone. So do you, Mitch. Jenna, unfortunately very bland and normal. I could use this to replace you on the podcast if you're away. I could use it to replace you as well. Nah, I've got too much nuance. You're so easy to impersonate. I'm going to get

yours to do a you impression right now. Okay, do it. Blah, blah, blah. Lies, lies, lies. Weight loss, weight loss, breakup, breakup. What was, lies, lies. Weight loss, weight loss. Break up, break up. What was your name again? Just like every episode. Anal, anal, anal. Anal sex, anal sex.

I thought we were charging a dollar for every time you say anal. Not anymore. Yeah, fuck it. I'm over it. That was the last episode. I've given up. I do have other meaves drops that we can just plough through. There isn't much to plough through.

Some guy called Jordan posted this. Is it just me or does the gay community really suck? Yeah. Jordan, we're shockers, mate. Not just you. I hate to be honest, but yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Sorry.

We kind of lead that pack. That's on us, so we claim that, George. Connor Wright posted this on TikTok. Is it just me or are we all just living in this constant state of what the fuck? Well said. Definitely not just you, Connor. We're all there with you, man. Is it just me?

You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. Okay, this next segment, I don't know what to call it. Is it a mispronunciation or talkback tings? Because it's actually both. No, it's a hybrid. It's a both.

Mispronunciation tings. Which opener do I even play? Both back to back. Should I do like the world's worst remix? Both of them just on top of each other. No, I'll just play them one after the other. Okay, sure. I'll try and blend them seamlessly.

All right, it's time for... I bought the radio. What? Oh, there were so many unknowns. Nico worthy? No. Hey, surprisingly, it really worked well. That was shocking.

I liked it. So one of our idiots, Ryan, works at 3AW, the talkback station in Melbourne. Hello, Ryan. Hello, Ryan. Hi, 3AW. He sent this to us. It happened on 3AW, the talkback station in Melbourne. Hello, Ryan. Hello, Ryan. Hi, 3AW. He sent this to us. It happened on 3AW.

And he thought of us immediately because it was a mispronunciation on talkback radio. So it's perfect for us. It's right up our fucking alley, right? So this was during mornings with Tom Elliott. Oh, I love that. They were talking about how certain offices have introduced Lego stations for staff to play with as like a way to de-stress. I mean, sure. Like here they've got the panic room where you can just go and scream, but it's not soundproof.

Yeah. It's like a doctor's office when they have all the play equipment in the corner that they never sanitize. They've got like adult Lego stations set up in certain workplaces. I can get around that, okay. So can I. Yeah. And so they were taking calls about whether that's weird or not, adults playing with Lego, you know.

I personally, I don't have an issue with that. I own Play-Doh, for God's sake. Yeah, yeah. Adults can play with Lego. Sure. No, I love it. And that's when a mispronunciation was dropped. One of the callers on 3AW.

Lego for adults. 1-num-a-3-6-9-3. Mary, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Good, Mary. I was just, I went to a wedding this year and on the register there was a request for Lego.

You could buy certain packs or you could contribute to a $1,300 pack of Lego that the bride and groom wanted. All right. So, not Lego. It was... Lego. Lego.

Lego. Yeah. Lego. Oh, bless her. Oh, that's not good. What did you... Yeah, I know exactly where this is going. Do you want to know what I had for breakfast this morning?

Oh, actually, I was going to ask you. Scrambled eggs. Yeah. Oh, yes. We're going to have my sister and your brother, they're both pregnant. Oh, pregnant. Yeah, they're pregnant. Your sister Bakey.

Yeah. Oh, what colour would you say the iHeartRadio logo is? Red. Red, yeah. I was going to say the same thing, but I thought it might have been orange, but it's definitely red. Have you heard the rumours? Oh, definitely right. Have you heard the rumours? Tell me.

Have you heard the rumours that Prince William enjoys being pegged? No. My name is Jaina. Jaina! Nice. Perfect. That was brilliant. Thank you.

You're not going to have another one, but that'll be here. That's all we need. I've got confidence she'll come up with one. Yeah. She will. You're not going to have another one, but that'll be it. That's all we need. Nah, I've got confidence she'll come up with one. Yeah, yeah. She will. You got another one? I've got legs. Yeah, you've got legs and you definitely do.

That joke doesn't. Can I say? So she was saying Lego instead of Lego. Oh, the poor thing. Did he correct her? Do we know? No, we didn't acknowledge her. Only people like us would notice something like that and be like, oh, we could work with this.

Yeah, no, you're right. Because we are, all of us, we're a bunch of train rakes. You're not wrong. Our minds have just turned into an absolute mace. Yeah. What's mace? Oh, mess. Mess.

Yeah, no, I got it. Yeah. That was a stretch. Yeah. That's a good one. it. Yeah. That was a stretch. Yeah. That's a good one. That was good. That was good. That's a stressful one.

A straceful one. Straceful. Straceful. Straceful. That's extremely straceful. You knew what I meant. Yeah. No, I did.

So. You know when you're in a tunnel, like the Janolan Caves or some sort of hole, and you get your hand like this and you scream out loud. Yeah. Yeah. And your voice kind of echoes. And it keeps going and going. You know what I mean?

It reverberates. It does. Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. What brand of oven do you have? Oh, I can't remember. Snake.

Yeah. Surely. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I thought there was a snake, but it's just a gecko. Oh, my God. You're lucky because they would have, yeah.

They would have scared the fuck out of you. So, I'll tell you a really beautiful story. Yeah. From when I was a child. Yes. Mum said to me, we're going to paint your bedroom and you can choose what colours you're putting on the wall. Yeah.

So, I went hogsbristle, like a creamy colour around the sides. But then I had one feature wall and the colour I chose was spiced nutmeg. Oh, gorgeous. Lovely, lovely. It was beautiful. Yeah, yeah, no one can really imagine. You know how I'm going to be an Ann Juliet? Yeah.

And then Juliet was, of course, bethrosed to. Juliet. Yeah, Juliet. Sorry, was bethrosed to Romeo. Gorgeous story of love. Can I say, a great hybrid, by the way, of both segments. I mean, that never happens. It's only ever happened once before, I'm pretty sure.

Remember that chick that kept saying COVID instead of COVID? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I do. How can I forget? Jackie O. That doesn't work. Or Coe O.

Oh, Coe. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, you're right. He doesn't gate it. No, I don't. I struggle. Once we get through all the big words, we're on the niche words, it gets really tough. Do you like to take mirror selfies?

Post it to Instagram and say, Sometimes. Fit shake. Yeah, I do. Oh, fuck. Sorry, it's back. What? Well, you know how I went to the physio. Yeah. I was. Oh, fuck. Sorry, it's back. What? Well, you know how I went to the physio.

Yeah. I was talking about getting it fixed. Well, it's not actually my sore leg. Turns out that it's all connected to my bad neck. Your bad neck. Oh, fucker. Your penis. Neck pain.

You should go to a chiro because, oh, never mind. I was going to say crake, but that's crack. No, I don't think that works. Never mind. Yeah. Maybe if you blow them away in your Angel yet performance, they'll make you like a regular character. They might.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. My fingers crossed. You might have to beg and beg to be cast permanently. I might get a tone. Don't make me beg. No, I won't beg. Do you reckon they'd get angry at me if I took my phone

and I filmed a bootleg recording of Angeliette to share with our audience? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The royal that recently died. Which one? Elizabeth.

What was she again? Oh. Quain. Yeah. Quain. Quain. Although it's a leh not yeah it's hard right yeah it is yeah lego it's tricky yeah i mean i wouldn't bat on it bait yeah bait you want to bait really is a tough one so yeah do you think when you eventually move out,

you'll move into a house that allows pates? Because you were talking about getting a dog. I don't want to get a dog. I just drink too much Pepsi Max and I'm worried that it'll just drink it all. So, you know how you're furious at flight attendants. Yeah, a little bit. Is it specific to like international flights or would you also be jealous of someone that merely works for JATES?

Nah, it's everyone. Yeah, it's everyone. I'll never forget the first day we met. I've got an idea. Let's have a little race. Ready, set, go. Jenna, there's no need to freight. Calm down.

When you were a little girl, Jenna, would you ever get in the spa bath and put your butt up against the jet? Jate. Jate. I'm forgetting. He keeps for gating. I keep for gating. It's Jate. I'll remind you.

Lego. Lego. Lego becomes Lego. Yeah. It becomes ah. Ah. Yeah. I've got to take Isabella to the vape.

I was going to ask. I missed my Vate appointment because I was watching the Mate Gala. The carpet was gorgeous. So, are you still enjoying Pilates? Yeah, I do love it. Does it get you all hot and sweaty? It does actually. Do you leave the reformer machine all weight?

I wish. Yeah. No regrets. No, no. None at all. I think we've gone through every letter of the alphabet at this point. I think we've exhausted it. Maybe we call it quits.

Really? Yeah, I'm done with it. Once my brain clicks off, I can't think of any more. I can tell when you click off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he gives up because I'm doing so well. I'm just getting on a roll. Jenna, do you have any more? Also, don't you

come at me with giving up. You have one good one and you close your eyes. My eyes are open. You used to play the saxophone, right? Yeah, alto. Alto. Did you ever try the clarinet? Because woodwinds are quite similar. I didn't. I didn't. Jenna, what are you doing? That's disgusting. What? If our fans knew

you were on sports bait right now, betting on the horses, that's disgusting as an advocate for our horses. As if you're not in enough date as it is. Yeah. You're in severe financial date. Well, thank you, Ryan, for sending that in. I've had fun personally.

Yeah, you're right. Funny. And I love that jacket on you, Mitchel. What style would you say that is? It's like a, like a Latimer jacket. It's not even a jacket, you idiot. It's a baste. He's also just wearing a t-shirt.

I know. It's like theatre of the mind. Thanks for writing in. That was very nice. Anyway, let's get out of here. I want to get home in time to watch the sun. Sage, you wanted to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I bait. I bait. Thanks for listening. You bait. Yeah, I bet. Took me a sake. That's all right. Hey, five star reviews, please. It'd be very nice. I bait. Thanks for listening. You bait. I bet. Took me a sake. That's all right. Hey, five-star reviews, please.

It'd be very nice. Please do. Apple Podcasts or Spotify. We should read one out, actually. It's been a while since we've done a shout-out. That person, sorry to be rude, but that person keeps commenting. Sorry. Wow.

That was a good one. Oh, God. Smell his breath. Have you been smoking cigarettes? No, I don't endorse that. Hot Dog Diggity Dog keeps editing. Oh, what have they said now? I don't care. I'm not renting it out because we're giving them energy.

We've read Hot Diggity Dog's review so many times and it's different every time because I don't know you can edit reviews. You can. Tess with the hibiscus says, I always listen to Ijeom when I'm in bed before going to sleep because it's always making me feel better after a stressful day and I feel like I'm part of the conversation. Best podcast on the cloud, she says.

Also with a pink, blue and yellow heart. Well done. What was the name again? Tess with a hibiscus. Kat Bob 8991. Hello, newbie here. Love this podcast. Gives me a good laugh when I truly need it and helps me get through my days. Love heart. Love that. Always hilarious,

says Ams W. I'm blessed by the arrival of Mitch and Jenna's baby.. Love hard. Love that. Always hilarious, says Ams W. I'm blessed by the arrival of Mitch and Jenna's baby. We don't talk about that anymore. Oh, yeah, we don't talk about that. She's not pregnant. I suffer from insomnia. Mitch, Mitch and Jenna pass the time. I actually have a review that I want to read out to you from Stephen's mother.

Oh, fuck, really? Zita messaged me. She's a fan of the show. Zita? She's lovely, yeah. Hardly not. Yeah. Zita messaged me and said,

Hi Mitch, not sure if I should tell you this, but I will. Was just listening to the Two Mitches podcast on the train. So this isn't, she didn't write this publicly? No. Oh, right. This is a non-public review. A private message. Correct. I fell asleep and lucky for me, the guy next to me got up at Janali. If he hadn't, I would have

ended up in Cronulla. Makes me think your podcast puts me to sleep. He he he he he. Wow. Yep. That's just hurtful. That's what I said. I said, not sure if that's the best or worst review I've ever had. We laughed. She laughed, reacted. It's all in good taste. What was the name again? Zita. Well, thanks for that, Zates. Yeah, thanks, Ziti. She actually

does listen to every episode of the podcast. That's how she found out about the bedhead and everything. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was all there. Yeah, a lot. That was a lot. Really need to have some sort of filter. I'm going to have AI Mitchell Coombs sign off today. Oh, okay.

Catch you next Monday, idiots. Bye, bub. That's awful. Yeah, the really low tone. I go, bub up, bub up, see ya. We do love you. We'll do a real human sign off now because nothing can replace this. Let's all do something that is quintessentially us.

Oh, God. AI can't cough like that. Jenna just whimpered. Mitchell? I don't know. What's something distinctly me? Make some sarcastic comment towards my body or Jenna's hair. Your body?

No. Let's just go. Oh, there we go. That's it. That snappy Mitchell. There he is. Yeah, let's just fucking leave. There we go.

Thanks for listening, idiots. We love you. I will see you very soon. Don't forget to buy your merch. Yep. If you haven't yet. If you haven't got your merch, it's available. We've got the multiple.

Or just go have a look. If you don't buy anything, that's fine. Just have a go. It's coupleofmitchells.com.au. And have a shop. It's really fun. And, you know, if you do buy merch, DM us, let us know. Tag us if you want to put on your stories. We love that.

And we will repost the photos if you get your merch. Yes, I can't wait to see that. Yes. All right, we'll see you guys very soon. Goodbye. See you, bye. Bye. Is it just me?

A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to Adabrief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show's done, but it's not. We keep talking shit. Why is my AI version so monotonous? It's not funny. Can you copy that and see what Chewie sounds like?

AI Chewie? It seems to have nailed me. It has. Okay, here's Chewie's version. Welcome to AD Debrief, Our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show's done, but it's not. We keep talking shit. You just went hyper femme in that one.

Holy fuck. Welcome to AD Debrief. AI's not there yet. But when you think about where AI was a year ago and where it is now, so scary. You know when you get those prank phone, well not prank phone calls, they're scam phone calls. And it's like, hello, this is ANZ Bank. When you answer and say, hello, that's actually them recording your voice. Yeah.

Oh. So then they use it to make AI out of it apparently. Why would they want to use someone's terrible phone line to make AI voices? Because AI can make a voice from just a little bit of noise, a little sample of your voice. So then they get the AI to actually call the bank and go, hi, I want to withdraw a million dollars. Here's my PIN code. Wow, that's fucked. So when you get those phone calls, never speak.

I don't answer them. I do. I go, hello. I throw them off. I go, hello, it's Mitch Turi. So then if hackers, if ANZ ever got a hack call from Mitch Turi, they'd be like, this is a fucking reptile. He's a gecko.

Yeah. I tried to make ai mitchell coombs say yay and it goes yeah you sound like a bee yeah yeah yeah what else can i get you to say what's the catchphrase i say um oh my famous catchphrase well Well, if you can't beat him, join him. Hold on. That's what you say a lot. Totally. Not even real. What about we've got a live tweet. Okay.

Here we go. We've got a live tweet. It's Julia Gillard. How did you get it? That was good. That was good. Julia Gillard. How does it know that I do that?

What's something that you would say regularly on your radio show or something? Hello, welcome to the show, everybody. I say that every night. Call us now. Yeah, call 131065 now. Okay, here we go. I've just typed something out for it. Call us now, 131065.

Tell us where you've gotten your fist stuck. That's good. That's real Kiss FM content there, Mitchell. Will it make a difference if I add an exclamation mark? Because he didn't sound that enthusiastic. Call us now, 131065. Tell us where you've gotten your fist stuck. He's had a concern.

Fist stuck? Where you've gotten your fist stuck. Where you've gotten your fist stuck. Kind of sounds like a 1920s transatlantic. Tell us where you've got your fish stock. I'm not into AI, guys. Don't like it. Not for it.

You know AI can flirt back now. Do you have the option to talk to an AI, Mitchell? What? What do you mean? Do you have the... I'm getting a scam now. Are you? Yes.

Oh, quick. It could be. It's a random number, but I think it's a scam. We'll see. you? Yes. Oh, quick. It could be. It's a random number, but I think it's a scam. We'll see. Hello? Hello, I'm on a hot girl walk. I thought I had to call you about Carla. Wait, send me a selfie. I'm about to jump into a podcast record. I actually am going to be killed if I take

this call. Can I text you when I'm done? Yeah, do that. Alright, bye darling. Alright, see you. Bye, bye. Was that a scammer? That was not a scam. I am Jenna. I was a slut on Contiki What the fuck? That wasn't worth I was a slut on Contiki

We all know that Do more Mitchell Coogs I'm going to write it phonetically Contiki How are you spelling that? K-O-N-T-E-K-I Hi, I'm Jenna I was a slut on Contiki

Oh, better Better Phonetic works C-O-N-T-E-K-I. Hi, I'm Jenna. I was a slut on Contiki. Oh, better. Better. Phonetic works. I wrote C-O-N-T-E-E-K-Y. Spell it out. Yeah, I had to write 131065. Not the numbers. That's frighteningly scary.

Yeah. Well, AI is doomed. It's the end of the world. Doomed? What do you mean? I just think I don't like it. It is thriving. That's why we're doomed. I don't think of the world. Doomed? What do you mean? I just think I don't like it. It is thriving. That's why we're doomed.

I don't think we need it. We don't need smart computers. This is dangerous for us. Is it because you just don't get it? No, I fully understand it. Do you want to have a play? No, I don't want to have a play. I get it.

I don't like it. We work in the audio space. This is not good. Yeah, but it's clearly just not hitting the mark. It's not quite right. So people, you couldn't actually replace announcers with it. That's true. Not quite right yet.

Like what if I, like next time we have to do an ad read, I just put the script in and let the AI read it. You'd be able to tell it wasn't us. Yeah, of course. But in 12 months, God. What do you want me to say? Give me the computer. Okay.

So you just type it in there and hit generate. Oh my. Are you going to make me say something stupid? No. Or is it something I would actually say? I'm not sure. Okay. Fair enough. Please come to my comedy show water off a duck's clot.

It's at Darren. Did I ask? What? A clot. It's at Dar. When did I ask? Oh, nice. Nice. Clot. Why did did I ask? Oh, nice. Nice.

Clot. Why did you write clot? I didn't. It's not a duck with its rags. Oh, really? Clot. What are you doing now? Nothing.

Stand by. I tried to do Marge Simpson and it did Marge if she didn't have a croaky voice. Yeah. Even though the voice I gave it to mimic was obviously just Marge being like, Homer. But it just goes, Homer. Oh, no. It got rid of the croak.

It needs to be. And it gets rid of Jenna's, like, freighting. Yeah. So there's different options for, oh, which one's mine? Oh, got it. I get it. Yeah. Five score years ago, a great American,

in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon in whose symbolic shadow we stand today signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon of hope for millions of slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. What the? It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But a hundred years later, the colored Americans are not free. Wow, Jenna.

I've got another one. Hold on. Oh, boy. We could literally do this all day. Should we wrap? Stand by. Should we aim to the show? Hello, guys.

Stand by. We are. He's got pursed lips as he types. He's quite proud of what he's come up with, I think. I'm not. I can't find it anywhere. Oh, you're trying to copy and paste something. Yeah.

You know what's a weird thought that I just have? Yeah, tell us. You know how we're putting things into AI and being like, oh, my God, that's so impressive that it can do that. But then I'm like, we don't talk about how impressive it is that humans can do that. I only just started thinking about, well, the technology in our brains that we can just talk.

No one else does that. Yeah, that's in our brains that we can just talk. No one else does that. Yeah, that's very good. Monkeys can't communicate. No. So this is me giving Professor Snape's monologue before he dies. Potter, the very name boils my blood. Potter, the new celebrity. Potter, Lily and James' son, Harry Potter.

He's just like his father. If he had known his father, he would understand why we say it all the time to him. He would also better understand the hatred I have for him This sounds so much like you Really? I see his defiance and his arrogance Then Harry looks at me in class Defiance in his eyes But all I see are her eyes

Lily's green eyes staring back at me It's unnerving That's creepy Yeah It's very good Anyway Are we done here? Yeah.

Okay. No, I don't think you are. I can hear the typing. I'm done. What are you typing? Nothing. Let's go. Okay, sure.

Thank you for listening, everyone. Hold on. I'll get the AI to do the 2% thing. I have a massive penis. Oh, my God. I shouldn't have said that, but slip of the tongue. That was really good. Thanks. It was. Jenna just saw my penis. I shouldn't have said that, but slip of the tongue. That was really good. Thanks.

It was. Jenna just saw my penis. I pulled my pants down. Get it to do the sign off. Hold on. One more thing. Just to restore balance after that boast from you. My boyfriend is nine years old.

It's not funny. Not funny. It sounds so real. He's not. He's funny. It sounds so real. He's not. He's 22. Oh, did he have a birthday? Well, he's got one coming up. You've been saying that for about four years.

Yeah, no, he's 22 in 12 months. Okay, here we go. Ready? We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. Yeah, so we do. Thank you. So we do.

That was really us, Jenna. That was. No way, Alex. Actually, you guys. Thanks for listening. You're going to get to be a Doya. Leave us five stars and we'll see you very soon. Oh, yes.

We will catch you very soon for Pick Week. Yeah. Pick Week. Yep, that's right. Next week is the week we've bumped it back for Jenna's birthday. It's normally the last week of May. Correct. We're doing it for you, Jenna. birthday. It's normally the last week of May. Correct. We're doing it for you, Jenna.

Yay. Because we love you. Our peer week. All right. Thanks for listening, idiots. Make sure you stock up on snacks, okay? Yeah. Catch you for next week.

See ya. Bye, bub. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you hit follow on your podcast app.