Is It Just Me? - #216: Bon Voyage x

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

Coombs & Churi are off on holidays. Miss you already, idiots 💛   In this episode: Pre-holiday admin (08:56) Churi’s Yellow Jackets holiday house (15:22) Holiday sex hits different (22:51) Wi...ll Oscar & Jenna be filling in? (28:01) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (48:48)   Check out our new merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you. Hello you. Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake? Sit on a dick and eat a cake, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:00:17 If you sit on a cake, you ruin it. Do you think I'd ever waste a cake by sitting on it? Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello you. Hello you. Oh my God, it feels cheeky. This is our last show for a little bit, so I feel like I've got an edge. I feel naughty.
Starting point is 00:00:35 It feels like last day of school vibes, even though it's certainly not our last day ever. Oh my God, it's muck up day. Remember how much less exciting it was when it was like the last day of term two? Yeah. Because you know that you only had a couple it was like the last day of Term 2? Yeah. Because you know that you only had a couple of weeks versus the Christmas one. Like you finished the year. Was it four weeks? I think it was more than that often. Six weeks maybe? Yeah. It was never consistent. Sometimes school was back in time for Invasion Day. Sometimes it wasn't. Yeah. Oh true. You're right. It would always change. I know. No consistency. No I hate it. Well it does have that energy. You're going away.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Where are you going? You're going to Bali. By the time this episode comes out on the Wednesday, I'll be flying at 6 a.m. tomorrow. Oh, my God. Thursday morning. I've got a 9 a.m. flight too. I'm going to America. 9 a.m. is so much more bearable than 6 a.m.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah, but still for 9 a.m. for an international. And you have to be there two hours early. I have to be there at fucking 4 a.m. or something. You don't. Yeah, you do. For international, you do. No, I don't think you do. For that early first flight, the airport's not going to be as busy as it would be at
Starting point is 00:01:29 9 or 10. Yeah, but you still have to get there early for international. I don't think it's real. When I went to Europe, I got there an hour and a half early and still had 30 minutes in shopping in duty free. Well, that's what I want. Yeah. I'd rather that than be rushed.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Oh, the shopping, yeah. Yeah. Who are you going with? You're going with all the gays, right? Yeah, there's a group of 10 of us. Oh, my God. For Clay's birthday. That'll be very fun. Have you not been to Bali before? Never. Oh, you'll love? You're going with all the gays, right? Yeah, there's a group of 10 of us. Oh, my God. For Clay's birthday. That'll be very fun.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Have you not been to Bali before? Never. Oh, you'll love it. I hope I do. Are you going to ride a tuk-tuk? Not if I can help it. Like a little scooter? No.
Starting point is 00:01:53 I plan to just be at the villa relaxing the whole time. I don't want to do actual nothing. Nothing. Yeah, but you've got to get around. You've got to go to- Do I? What if I just don't leave the villa? You could, but you want to go and get food and go for a drink.
Starting point is 00:02:03 There's great drag. There's a good queer lifestyle. You've got to go out and experience it. I'll play it by ear because I just don't leave the villa? You could, but you want to go and get food and go for a drink. There's great drag. There's a good queer lifestyle. You've got to go out and experience it. I'll play it by ear because I just want to rot. You want to check out. Sean's going too. Yes, he is. You know, last time I was in Bali, I did fall off a scooter and had a near-death experience.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Yeah, that's why I don't want to do that. I've got a good contact for an IV drip as well. If you get dehydrated, they come to your house, put it straight in your arm. It's amazing. Why would you need that? I don't know. Can't you just drink water? Yeah, you can. Or they can put it in your arm with a needle. It's funner. Why? I don't know. There's Price Keeper Jenna laughing in the background. Hello. Hello. How are you feeling? This is a big holiday
Starting point is 00:02:35 for you. You might be getting the call up to host the show when we're gone. Yeah, maybe. Well, we don't know because she hasn't agreed to it yet. No, she couldn't care less, to be honest. I do care. I'm just, I'm tired. Yeah, we'll figure this out later. Yeah, we don't know because she hasn't agreed to it yet. No. She couldn't care less, to be honest. I do care. I'm just tired. Yeah, we'll figure this out later. Yeah, we're going to actually be discussing it in depth, whether or not you'll be hosting, with our beautiful roving reporter, Oscar. Yes. He's very keen.
Starting point is 00:02:56 He is. It's actually Jenna we have to convince. Yeah. I'm still not over the line. Doing you a favour. It's good exposure and good practice for you. Yeah, but I'm exposed enough. Yeah, I was going to mention that actually.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Could you put your top back on please? You've got lovely tits, Jenna. So Mitch is going to Bali for a week. I'm going to America for two weeks. And then I'm going to Darwin for like a week and then Adelaide for a week. I'm gone for a bit. You are gone. Including my McLeod's Thortis getaway.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Oh, I'm so jealous. So that's in Adelaide. Did I tell you, by the way, the other night when we went and saw You are gone. Including my McLeod's Daughters getaway. Oh, I'm so jealous. Oh, my God, yeah. So that's in Adelaide. Did I tell you, by the way, the other night when we went and saw Ann Juliet when you were in it, right after the show finished, we got a message saying that Sean's nephew had been born. Oh, my God. He's a first-time uncle. Wow, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:03:37 And so that's the need for going to Adelaide. We're going to visit the new fucking kid. And while we're there, I'm doing a show and doing the McLeod's Daughters thing. And I really want to hint, can we do more than one night at the McLeod's Daughters homestead? But that's just very taking him away from the family time, isn't it? It is. What's the relation to him? Oh, it's his nephew, like his brother and his wife.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Oh, that's so cute. I didn't even know Sean had a brother. Yeah. Older? Yep. Wow. Actually, no, younger. He's the younger brother.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Yeah, Sean's the oldest. So, Sean is first-time uncle this year. I'm a first-time uncle this year and you're a third-time uncle. Fourth. Fourth-time uncle. I've already got three. I can figure it. Your sister has had a third one.
Starting point is 00:04:13 She's just making that. I feel like her pregnancies are three months. Something's going on with her genetics. Sean's sister-in-law, Beck, it was the opposite. I feel like she had the longest pregnancy ever. Really? Because his brother was so excited and he couldn't keep his mouth shut. We basically found out the night that
Starting point is 00:04:28 they conceived. Is she still fucking pregnant? There's a lot going on in the IJM universe. I know. In the IIJMCU. Can I show you this cute video? I think my sister was watching maybe one of my reels or one of our videos or something and the
Starting point is 00:04:43 youngest, the third one that you keep forgetting about, little Eleanor. Yeah, I forget. Eleanor? I didn't even know that baby existed. Yeah, Umbrella-nor. Yeah, of course. She got confused and thought that I was like on FaceTime,
Starting point is 00:04:54 so she started trying to talk to me. Oh, stop. And Nicole just pulled her phone out and started filming it. Show me. Hey, it's not on the phone. No, it's not on my phone. We could send this to him. It's not on the phone. No, it's not on my phone. We could send this to him. It's not on the phone.
Starting point is 00:05:11 It's not on the phone. Stop, that is so cute. Isn't she cute and so dumb? That's not how phones work. Eleanor. Oh, Eleanor. That's going to be me in a couple of months. I'm going to be an uncle.
Starting point is 00:05:22 You won't be FaceTiming. You'll not give this kid any peace and quiet. I'll be in person. You're going to be me in a couple of months. I'm going to be an uncle. You won't be FaceTiming. You'll not give this kid any peace and quiet. I'll be in person. You're going to smother it. Oh, my God. My sister Becky had a baby shower. I had the first family baby shower. Such an event.
Starting point is 00:05:33 These baby showers are like the biggest event you've ever been to in your life. Yeah, they're massive. 80 people. Everyone gets a gift. There's a yellow cake. I don't think I've ever been to one. Did your sister not have a baby shower for any of her 12 children? Three.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Three. Maybe she did, but it was probably more low-key than what you experienced. And I'm missing my brother's baby shower because I'll be in fucking Darwin. Why not? And that'd be such a good baby shower because he's a plumber and that shower will have a lot of pressure. That'd be a good shower.
Starting point is 00:05:57 He did your parents' bathroom. Yes. That's why I get confused. He didn't do the plumbing within the bathroom but he built it. Oh, see that's where I'm deeply confused. Why have you latched onto that detail that he redid my parents' bathroom? It's just a funny story that I remember. I don't get it. It's not even funny.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah. My brain latches onto very bizarre things. I actually remember the colouring of the tiles in the bathroom and everything. I've got a vivid memory and an image of your parents' bathroom. It was quite funny. Sean saw the TikTok that I posted of the parents' bathroom renter years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And then I took him home for the first time for Christmas and he's like, oh, isn't it funny how the world works? I saw this bathroom on TikTok and now I'm in it. Wow. Because this is before we met. I love that. He saw that on TikTok? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:40 So was Sean a fan? I think he might have downplayed how much of a fan he was, but he definitely knew who I was and he said that. That's so sweet. He wasn't like a fan fan, but he's like, oh, yeah, I've seen your videos. I think that's what happens. We've got a lot of just gay followers because we're gay in the gay space. We make content.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Who knows? Well, yeah, look, we're going to have a little break. We'll be gone for a couple of weeks, but Mitch and I will be back. Don't worry. Do not stress. Yeah, of course we'll be back. We'll chat to you in July, so don't forget my birthday. Oh, my God, we won't forget.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Just when you thought that you got out of celebrating my birthday. No, no, we're definitely well and truly back in time for that. No, but we're not. Forget it. We'll be Jenna. No, never. All right. Well, we're going to discuss the fill-in show later on.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Yeah. We will. But if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We start every show the same. Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's in Idgim. And Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Mine is just very holiday themed. I'm excited. Is it? Yeah. You've got a real, I don't give a fuck energy about you because you're going on break. Have I got like a sense of urgency? Like I want to get the fuck out of here. Look at his foot tapping. I'm ready to go.
Starting point is 00:07:35 It's not normal. You haven't shaved though. Are you going to reshave for Bali? What do you mean I haven't shaved? Your legs. I can see your regrowth. Oh, I clipped them. Oh, did you?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Sorry. Yesterday. Oh, man. A number three. Yesterday. Oh, man. A number three clipper. Oh, sorry. So they're definitely not as hairy as they were. Sorry about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:50 No, they look quite nice. I don't normally look this closely at your legs. You've got the best legs in the business. You really have. Thank you. Although, wait, when Fadan was here, I was. Oh, yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Yeah. Going for it. I heard about them. You can't give me one thing, can you? You have got great legs. You've got amazing hair. But they're no Fadan legs. Stop being so hard on Can't give me one thing, Ken. You have got great legs. You've got amazing legs. But they're no for darn legs. Stop being so hard on yourself. You're a gorgeous young cat. I'm not hard on myself.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Everyone else is. People need to just lay off. The trolling's gotten worse lately. I don't know what I've done differently. I've noticed that. Even I get the trolling on my videos when you're in them. About me. About you. They come for you. I don't get it. Also, everyone, just lay off. If you're thinking of writing me I don't think it. Also, everyone, just lay off. Thinking of writing me comments.
Starting point is 00:08:25 I don't think it's that ridiculous. No, I know. Well, there was. There was that one two weeks ago. Remember that? Oh, yeah. The call was coming from inside the house. The one that said that you've had a glow up and I've had a glow down.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah. Yeah. That was charming. It's not nice, guys. We're giving you a free fucking comedy podcast twice a week. Don't bite the hand that feeds you or we'll fucking shoot you. Oh, wow. Okay. That's not the expression. Let's move on. Shall we go? Why don't bite the hand that feeds you or we'll fucking shoot you oh wow okay it's not the expression let's move on um shall we go why don't you go first you seem excited and you're itching to get your edge amount yeah okay but what's yours about uh i don't know
Starting point is 00:08:53 for sure i mean bradley let's just kick things off okay bradley is it just me or is pre-holiday admin kind of fun? Oh, I love it. It's so much fun. I love creating a document. I love getting all the passports. Oh, no. No, none of that admin. Oh.
Starting point is 00:09:13 No, only certain types of admin. Like what do you mean? Well, like I don't enjoy doing shit like it's this last minute and people are saying, oh, have you got your vaccinations? Have you applied for your visa? I'm like, oh, fuck. I've got to do all this before I go. I'm cutting it a bit fine.
Starting point is 00:09:26 But the kind of admin I do enjoy is having to, like, postpone my Pilates membership. Aha. Cancel my dinner leave for a few weeks. I'm like, oh, now it feels like a holiday. I'm going away for this time. Yes, you've got to put the normal life things on hold. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:42 It felt very much like, you wouldn't get this reference, but it felt very much like the Katharine Kim scene. Yes, I've got to put the normal life things on hold. Yes, it felt very much like, you wouldn't get this reference, but it felt very much like the Kath and Kim scene. Yes, I know, exactly. Before she goes to the Hyatt Coulombe and she just calls everyone, hello, is that apricot flowers? I haven't got an order in or anything, but I just thought I'd let you know we're going to Coulombe and we're flying business class. Business class, Qantas, yes.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I've seen the video. That's very funny. Oh, it's so exciting about the whole pre-holiday. The last like three days before a holiday, it's all you're thinking about. It's always so exciting. Is it just me on the fly? Yes. Do you also do that thing that mainly fathers would do if you were going on holiday where you turn off all the PowerPoints?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Yes, always. Oh, no, I don't do that. Always. You wouldn't turn the fridge off, but like the toaster, the kettle, all that shit, you turn it off because you're like, oh, we won't be here. We won't need it. Why would you do that, though? I always turn it off before I leave the house. You do.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh, you're like Sean. Yeah. Except the fridge, obviously. But then you've got to reboot them all when you come back. Well, that's part of the fun, isn't it? You come back and you try and turn the TV on and you go, ha-ha, that's right, the PowerPoint was off because I've just been on holidays. I turn all the PowerPoints off if I'm just going away for a weekend.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It is a good feeling, isn't it? It is. You're so right. You sit down to watch the block, you turn it on, the remote's broken. Oh, wait, no, it's behind the TV. You're so right. I turn all the Alexas off and shit like that. Like things you don't need. You know, there's also a different energy to your house when you come back and no one's been living in it. It's still. Yeah. Also, one of the biggest things I've learned as an adult is the biggest fucking favour you can do yourself before going on holiday is tidy the house,
Starting point is 00:11:11 especially vacuum the carpet. Yeah. Because you don't want to walk back into the home after holiday and see tasks in your eyesight. Yeah. No, I completely agree. You want to walk into a tidy, perfect home so you can continue relaxing. It's a good hack.
Starting point is 00:11:23 It's a good hack. It's satisfying walking in and seeing like clean carpet. I'm like. Oh, clean carpet and a clean bed. Oh, who's got Isabella? The father. The father. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Which, by the way, I'm going to have to find a new cat sitter for when I'm away because he's getting a cat. Oh. He's married now, isn't he? Well, practically. Yeah. I can't leave my daughter with him if there's a cat in the house. She'll hate it.
Starting point is 00:11:44 How do we know maybe Isabella's evolved and can get on without a cat? She likes dogs, but she hates cats. She does. When I went over to Mitch's with Stephen, Stephen's friend, we were dog-sitting Stephen's chihuahua. Yeah. And the chihuahua. What was the chihuahua's name again?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Peach. Yeah, Peach loved Isabella and Isabella wasn't frightened. I reckon if we gave it a bit longer, they would have bonded. I agree. Peach's name is Peach Zen Cream. Yeah, you've made that joke and Isabella wasn't frightened. I reckon if we gave it a bit longer, they would have bonded. I agree. Peach's name is Peach Zen Cream. Yeah, you've made that joke and we've not laughed once. On this podcast before? Yeah, you have.
Starting point is 00:12:11 A few times. The people at home, hold on. Yeah, they love it. I can hear it. Peach Zen Cream and Isabella, great friends. In fact, Peach was more scared than Isabella. She seemed interested. Isabella was like, oh, I'm curious about this,
Starting point is 00:12:21 but she doesn't fuck with cats because of the trauma. What's the trauma from the kennel? Huh? The kennel. Oh, well, she was impregnated as a teenager. Same with Connie as well. You both have rescued cats. Hey, can I tell you something?
Starting point is 00:12:34 Eat them on the fly. Really personal. Are you coming around to cats? Aye, here we go. I saw a TikTok, and maybe it's because my life and our lives, they're very fast paced. Like every day we're doing a hundred different things. I saw this TikTok of this woman just watching her cat frolic in the sun. I think you would and maybe it's because my life and our lives, they're very fast paced. Like every day we're doing a hundred different things. I saw this TikTok of this woman just watching a cat frolic in the sun. I think you would have seen it.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah, it's great. And I thought, I'd love to just be at home with a cup of tea, watching a cat enjoy a slow life because dogs, fast paced. And I'm actually now- And you have to fucking walk them to release a lot of that energy. How else can I sell it to you other than that it's less work? But as I get older, I'm like yearning for a more slow pace in my life. Well, get a bloody cat.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Well, that's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking when I move out, eventually, I might be a cat boy. Yeah. But I want to have an exotic cat. I want one of those ones with like the real droopy eyes. It's fine. I'll help you pick. I often do this trying to pressure my friends into becoming cat guys. I'll go on the Maggie's
Starting point is 00:13:28 Rescue website. That's where I got Isabella. And we'll just go through the menu, for want of a better word. And I'm like, oh, look at Beyonce. You can't say no to her. Can I quickly look? What is it? Maggie's Rescue. And you just adopt them. Well, there's a few more hoops to jump through. They have to make sure you're right for the cat. Wait, they vet you? Well, I had to do like a FaceTime inspection of the house because it was locked down. Got it. So they inspect the house and then you have to do like a meet and greet with the person who is foster caring the cat in the interim to make sure you don't hate each other.
Starting point is 00:13:58 And we got along, Isabella and I, so she was mine. Stop. Look at these animals on Maggie's Rescue. Look at that little chihuahua. That's a dog. Oh, he's right next to him at that little chihuahua. That's a dog. Oh, he's right next to him. Henry the Chihuahua. Okay, I'm going to do this in my own time.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Go down to the cats, though. Let's have a quick look. Okay, let's have a look at the kitties. Oh, my God. Aren't they gorgeous? Ziggy, Abraham. Aww. Oh, that looks like Isabella a little bit.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And that looks like Connie. Aww. Oh, a little black cat would be cute. Do they shed everywhere? Not if you brush them regularly. Do you brush Isabella regularly? Yeah. Connie doesn't like to be cute. Do they shed everywhere? Not if you brush them regularly. Do you brush Isabella regularly? Connie doesn't like to be brushed. So some cats don't like to be brushed.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah. It's all very stressful. All right, leave it with me. It's not stressful. They're very cute. They actually kind of look the same. Oh, wait, that one. That one there.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Yeah. That's the one that Jordan's going to adopt. Wait. How about you beat him to it so that I still have a cat sitter? I've got this one. Major Tom? Yeah. Can you adopt that so that Jordan can't so that I can still have somewhere to drop his appellant?
Starting point is 00:14:49 Oh, my God, I'm going to do it. Do it. Thanks, that'd be great. I'm making a bid on Major Tom. All right, have you got an itch in for us? I think so. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:58 I'm stressed. Yes, I do. I do. Actually, I need to get a prop up first. A prop? Yeah, I need to get an image to show you all. All right. Stand by.
Starting point is 00:15:08 When you're ready. Stand by, Bradley. All right. I'm ready. Is it just me? Do you think I'm going to lose my life in this log cabin that I've booked on Airbnb to stay in in the wilderness in Colorado? Have a look.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Oh, okay. Have a scroll through. I mean, it looks charming, but it's very real estate photo-y, where it could be real fucked in real life. It's a log cabin in the middle of the Colorado Rockies. That's going to be freezing. Oh, well, it's summer, so it's going to be hot in America. It'll be like yellow jackets.
Starting point is 00:15:48 No, Jenna, stop. Yellow jackets are all lesbians that eat each other. That's like saying, oh, that flight's going to be just like 9-11. What are you worried about? It looks cute. It's cute, but Mitchell, it's completely isolated in the middle of nowhere. Mate, I'm no stranger to that. You'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Oh, you're right, but America has guns and they've just got crazy people and also skinwalkers in the woods. Did they film Yellow Jackets here? I know. I will put a photo on Enduring Idiots on our Facebook group. If you're not part, join it. But we booked it so late. We only booked this accommodation this week.
Starting point is 00:16:18 This holiday has been – Shit, you have left the admin night. We've thrown together this holiday and we couldn't get anything in the city. But for a great price, there was this like five-bedroom log cabin in the woods. And we booked it. And we kind of booked it in a rush because we really needed to lock something down. But I've looked at it. It's 40 minutes out of the city in the middle of a small town in Colorado.
Starting point is 00:16:37 You're literally describing my upbringing. 40 minutes out of the nearest town. Yeah. That was my life. This is beautiful. It's beautiful, Jenna. But so is all the log cabins in all the horror movies where people perish. And eat each other.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Well, what makes – eat each other. Well, why are you so concerned that anyone would have any reason to shoot you randomly? That's a good point. Maybe because you run your mouth a bit. Now, when I'm on holiday – you don't know holiday mode, Mitch, actually. I don't. This is just me on the fly.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Or do you go into a different mode when you're on holiday? I don't know holiday mode, Mitch, actually. I don't. This is just me on the fly. Or do you go into a different mode when you're on holiday? I can't remember. It's been so long. Well, the last one, I was in Europe in December, and I'm just a different person. Don't gasp. I'm shockingly organized. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I've got a passport wallet. I've got everything well ahead of time. I'm a bit neurotic with it all. I get to the airport with a good amount of time beforehand. I've never missed a flight. I've got all my tickets pre-purchased, pre-booked. Yeah, I've never missed a flight. That's normal. She'll have all those things. Yeah, don't miss a flight. Well, I can tell you that I don't reckon I change much when I'm in holiday mode, but it's certainly not just you because fucking Jenna over here, my God. Remember the change
Starting point is 00:17:42 in demeanour when she was on Kentucky? Oh my God. Remember the change in demeanour when she was on Contiki? Oh, my God. Yes. But I feel like I'm at a different stage of my life where it's not like that. You wouldn't. If you went on Contiki now, would you do exactly what you did or exactly who you did last time? Absolutely not. Wouldn't you?
Starting point is 00:17:56 Her libido's dissipated with age. Yeah. It kind of hits you, doesn't it? Yes, it does. You're 31 this year. Yeah. Other day. Yeah, sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Yeah, of course. How could I forget? Bought you those gifts. Yeah. I just think I want it to be on public record that I'm staying in the middle of the wilderness. And if you do not hear from me, I'm actually going to turn my location on for the two of you so you can watch me. Okay, please do.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I will. I want to make sure. I'm flying. We're flying. I'm from Sydney to New York. We stop over in LA. We're staying in Chelsea, which is where I went to acting school. So I know Chelsea. We're
Starting point is 00:18:26 going to do a couple nights in Brooklyn as well. Then we fly to Colorado and we're getting a big truck and we're driving from Colorado to Vegas to Grand Canyon. An actual truck or what Americans would call a truck, which is our ute. I think it's a ute. Okay. I think it's like some sort of Chevrolet thing. Yeah, right. Anyway, we're driving from Colorado
Starting point is 00:18:42 all the way through to LA, through Death Valley, through Moab. When did this fucking wood hut thing happen? Right in the middle. Smack bang in the middle. Okay. So you could just, if you're the trip mum, if you're that worried, then just take it off the itinerary.
Starting point is 00:18:53 No, we're going to pay for it. It looks lovely though. It's being booked for. And also because they all trust me, I'm going with my sister, Rachel, my baby sister. First trip without the family. Yeah. For her. Cute.
Starting point is 00:19:02 And then Kristen, my high school best friend, is coming with me too. Yeah, good. There's all three of us. First trip without the family for her. Cute. And then Kristen, my high school best friend, is coming with me too. Yeah, go ahead. There's all three of us. But the awkward thing is you can only book, if you want to stay in one bedroom and save money, two double beds. So everywhere we go I'm going to have to either share a bed with my sister and I've got sleep apnea. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:18 No, you can't do that. You're the trip mum. You've earned a bed. I think you're right. I think you're right. But then Kristen and Rachel have to share a bed together. That's not fair. Maybe we'll alternate. No, I think that's fair. No, I think you're right. But then Kristen and Rachel have to share a bed together. That's not fair. Maybe we'll alternate.
Starting point is 00:19:25 No, I think that's fair. No, I think that's a fair assumption. Like our trip mum in Bali, they get the fucking good room. Who's your trip mum? Clay. It's Clay's birthday. But he gets the good room so it's fine. He checks out. Well, it's his birthday celebration. He gets it. Well, sorry. We're really just sitting here talking about our holiday and the idiot's
Starting point is 00:19:42 like, yeah, back to work tomorrow morning at nine. Well, it's the first holiday I've had in years. So, shut up. You have earned it. When was your last trip? Probably Vegas in 2018. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, my God. That's a long time. Like, obviously, I've done fucking, you know, a weekend in Tassie and shit like that. Little getaways. And obviously, I travel for the comedy shows and whatever, but it's not like a proper holiday. No. Because weekends, the way, either just me on the fly, sometimes you come back feeling more exhausted than you did before you left.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Hold on. Because the pace was so fast. Yeah. Is this your first holiday with Sean overseas? Yes. Oh, that's very testing for a relationship. Is it? Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:20:19 There's problem solving, there's critical thinking. Not when you've got a trip, mum. It's fine. Yeah, true. And also you're with other people. Yeah, you've got a trip, mum. It's fine. Yeah, true. And also you're with other people. Yeah, you've got a big group. If it was just both of you. Yeah, we'll be right.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Oh, I'd love to hear. I'd love to send you two on a solo trip together. I mean, we're not going to say no. You want to send us on a trip together? Take that back. That's not happening. That's on the record, mate. I'll hold you to it.
Starting point is 00:20:42 No, it's not. No, not happening. Is it just me? That's on the record, mate. No, it's not. I'll hold you to it. No, it's not. No, not happening. Is it just me? That's enough of these two. Now let's hear, and is it just you? Yeah, if you do feature on the show, you will get a one-off limited edition deluxe Is It Just Me?
Starting point is 00:20:58 Totally tote bag that Pricekeeper Jenna will definitely ship out to you not late at all. No, but you also have to message us to be able to get it. Yeah, but they bank up. They sometimes come to me like, hi, I messaged the group chat and I got ignored. Well, that's the problem. They meant to message Couple of Mitches so that we're all across it
Starting point is 00:21:14 and Jenna should be checking the Couple of Mitches account. It gets confusing when people DM other people directly. It does. But this is a deluxe. It is a thicker tote bag than you can currently buy at coupleofmitches.com.au. It has got a different colour scheme. It's got gorgeous yellow thread a deluxe. It is a thicker tote bag than you can currently buy at coupleofmitches.com.au. It has got a different colour scheme. It's got gorgeous yellow threading on it. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:21:29 So if you hear yourself on the episode, that's when you message Couple of Mitches and Jenna will send you a prize. Correct. So let's go now to Aubrey Wodonga. Gorgeous. We're calling Henrietta today. Gorgeous name. Henrietta. Hello, Henrietta.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Oh, hi. Henrietta. How's it going? Oh, my God. Hello. How are you? Hello, honey. How's Aubrey-Wedonga treating you?
Starting point is 00:21:50 Oh, it's amazing right now. Is it freezing? Yeah, is it cold? No, not really. I think it's like 15, but it's like blue sky, no rain. It's amazing. Oh, gorgeous. Aubrey-Wedonga.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Is it like Aubrey in Wodonga or is the suburb Aubrey-Wedonga? No, it's literally on the border of Victoria and New South Wales. So Aubrey's in New South Wales, Wodonga's in Victoria, but we are one. You literally cross a bridge and the town becomes a different name. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Aubrey Wodonga. Coons, you need to come here, please.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Oh, as in like to perform? Because I've been there before as a kid. Yeah, no, to perform, obviously. Yeah, all right. I'll add it to the list, all right. All these small town people. You need to go to big regional hubs, then they can all travel for you. Oh, Bermudong is pretty fucking big.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Yeah, that's big. Well, then maybe that is your big hub. You can get people from Canberra coming and you get people from Geelong. I don't know that part of the world. Sorry, Henrietta. Hey, listen, we'll get your region. Bradley will count you in and then you hit us and we can have a chat, okay? Okay, sounds good.
Starting point is 00:22:45 All right, go, Bradley. Is it just me, or? Does holiday sex just hit differently? Oh, goodness. I mean, I don't know. Sometimes at the start of a holiday, I'm all for it, so much sex. But then towards the end of a holiday, I think it lulls out. Yeah, that's true. You're right. It does if you manage to squeeze it in. But sometimes it's the last thing on your bloody
Starting point is 00:23:12 mind if you've been a busybody all day. You know what I mean? Yeah, because you're doing activities all day. If you're out at Disneyland all day, the last thing I want to do is get fucked by Mickey Mouse at night, if you know what I mean. What's your experience with it, Henrietta? Well, let me just make sure no one's around. Okay. You know we're recording. Yeah, you're on the show. I'm on the cloud.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I know. I've pulled over in a park. So we went on a holiday about a month ago, my husband and I, with our kids. But one night I literally ate his ass for one hour. Like we don't do that in my family home whatsoever. Where the fuck were the kids? Asleep. In a different room.
Starting point is 00:23:48 But then, like, we tried to do it in the pool. We did it in the bathroom. Like, just everywhere. And we're not like that. Have you had sex in a pool, Mitchell? No, it sounds horrible. So, an hour of eating arse is a long time to be down there. That's a long time.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I know, right? I'm shook. Did you specify arse is a long time to be down there. That's a long time. I know, right? I'm shocked. Did you specify arse eating was involved? I'd miss that bit. She said she was eating his actual arse for an hour. You must have a strong tongue. You're in a choir. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Well, yes. Surely you were checking your watch after a while, being like, God, are we still here? Well, this was probably after about one and a half bottles of wine. Got it. I see. Is there any pleasure in it for you? Did you enjoy it or did you do it, you're a giver, you're doing it for your partner? Do you know what?
Starting point is 00:24:31 I didn't mind it though, but he's like, all right, what happens on holidays stays on holidays. I see. Oh, interesting. He's not asked for that since you've gotten home. No. Oh, that's true. I don't understand why if he enjoyed it, it has to stay on holidays. Because it's the same thing we're talking about, Mitchell.
Starting point is 00:24:48 There's a different energy around going on holidays. We're different people when we're on holidays. I suppose. I'm not that different. I really don't think I am. My last international trip with a partner was Hawaii. Oh, yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:00 But you had many trips together. Did you route on your holidays? Yeah, in the early days, yeah. Right. How are you going to have sex with Sean? Because you're holidays? Yeah, in the early days, yeah. Right. How are you going to have sex with Sean? Because you're going with a house full of gays, many of which have partners and husbands. You would assume being quite understanding if they were to overhear something
Starting point is 00:25:13 to just give you your moment. I'm not worried about that at all. Have you thought about it? Do you have a private room? Yes, of course we have a fucking private room. I don't know. I don't know how it works. You might not.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I think that's how they allocated it. If there's a double bed, they're like, I will put the couples in those rooms. So will you have sex with Sean on the holiday, do you think? I'm not prepared to offer a guarantee, but I assume, yes. You don't have to guarantee, but, you know, you've got to be careful with Barley Belly, though. Oh my god,
Starting point is 00:25:40 that's so true. You don't want to douche with Balanesian water, because then you'll get Barley Bourse. You don't want Barley Bourse. Jenna had Barley B you'll get barley bores. You don't want barley bores. Jenna had barley bores. It really fucks you up. I genuinely have not thought about this. Oh, my God. You can't because they say, oh, my God, they say don't brush your teeth with water in barley.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Don't douche your butt with water in barley, Mitchell. Jenna, can you Google that? It's the bacteria. It's the microbiome, right? It's the, it's, Henrietta, I'm sure you're across this as an arse eater. It was one time. Oh, well, you've got to try. For an hour.
Starting point is 00:26:09 For an hour. Yeah, no doubt. I think I've done an hour all up in my life, in my whole sexual history. So was that all you did in your holiday escapades? Just eat ass? Just that? Or was there like a lot of other sexual things involved? There was other things too, I think.
Starting point is 00:26:22 That was just the highlight. That was clearly the memory that stayed with you. Yes. Got it. Yes, you shouldn't use it to flush your colon. Thanks, Jenna, for clarifying. And that was on barley.com. But if you do need it, use water bottles.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah, you've got to use bottled water. Oh, God, that's expensive. It's a lot. No, I'm not rooting in barley. No, that's expensive. It's real, yeah. You have to budget for that shit. All right, well, Henrietta, thank you for calling. I love the one-hour ice seating. That's expensive. It's real, yeah. You have to budget for that shit. All right, well, Henrietta, thank you for calling.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I love the one hour ice seating. That's dedication. Oh, my gosh. That deserves a totally tote bag if ever I've had one. Oh, absolutely. I am literally super shy, reserved. So me coming on here and saying that, I'm just like, oh, my goodness, what have I done?
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yeah, see, you've got that post-nut clarity, but it's like post-holiday clarity. You're like, who the fuck was I on that holiday? Totally. Take me back. Thanks, Henrietta. Thanks, Henrietta. Thank you so much, guys.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Enjoy your break. Thank you. I will too. Thanks, Jenna. Salamat pagi. Thank you. Bike, bike, Saja. She's gone.
Starting point is 00:27:18 I hung up. Now, if you want to come on with an Is It Just Me of your own, at Couple of Mitches on Instagram is where you can DM us or send us a text on this number. A 4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2 A 4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2 Send us a text, please. Yeah, keep them coming while we're away.
Starting point is 00:27:43 You're going to do Is It Just You callers as well, Jenna. I don't even know if I'm going to do a show. Yeah, keep them coming while we're away. You're going to do, is it just you callers as well, Jenna? I don't even know if I'm going to do a show. Well, that's true. That level of disrespect in we're offering this to you. Do you think King Charles went, Mummy, I don't know if I want to be king. I've got to think about it. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:27:58 He might have, actually. Okay, I think now's the time that we should sort this out. I agree, Mitchell. Let's sit up in our chairs. Last week, Oscar was in the studio, our fourth wheel, and we said, right, give us a taste of what the episode would sound like if you were to
Starting point is 00:28:12 host without Mitch and I. Just Jenna and Oscar. It's safe to say it was terrible. It was incredible. I didn't say that. No. It wasn't terrible. It just, I mean, I had an ear bleed in the drive home. I thought, fuck that. We also did spring it on them. Yeah, that's true. With little to no warning. We did, I know. And you're not, you know, you're not podcast
Starting point is 00:28:28 or you are a podcaster, sorry, how dare I take that from you. How dare you. Jenna is a podcaster. How dare you. And so after we recorded those little demos on the podcast we were inundated with people in our Facebook group saying petition to make this actually happen.
Starting point is 00:28:44 They want the Jenna and Oscar fill-in show. And I've just been commenting back saying, guys, it's not us you have to convince. Mitch and I, we ended up saying, all right, we'll hand over the reins. Yeah, we don't mind. Go for gold. And also people have been suggesting ideas to us saying, I've got a pitch for the Mitches. How about you let Jenna and Oscar do this? And I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Don't pitch anything to me. When I'm on holiday, I don't want to fucking think about this. No, we don't want to be involved. They can do what they want. When I hand over the reins, I hand over the reins. Normally we – I don't want to think about it. We go on break.
Starting point is 00:29:14 We don't have episodes. We come back and we're back on the show. Yeah. If you want to fill in, Jenna, it is going to have to be full work put in by you. What? Yeah, because I do, you know, pick up some of the flack behind the scenes, which I think that's Jenna's concern is having to take on the editing, the social clips, things like that.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Yeah. Mitchell does a lot. Yeah. You don't. Well, no, not on this podcast, no. It's true. That was so unnecessary and beside the point, but thank you. It's a real dig and I'm already not on your side,
Starting point is 00:29:42 so you're not winning me over any time soon. You're not on Jenna's side. No, no, I'm not. So is this now a negotiation? Is this an open negotiation? No, it's an open forum. We want to hear your concerns. I don't want Jenna to rubbish the brand.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I actually think instead of doing – Oh, excuse. Rubbish the brand. In Is It Just Me, she should do a – Does anyone else think this, but – The same shit, different smell. Correct. Am I the only one that's had this thought or? No, I reckon I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I think they won't be, for example, episode 217, 218, 219. They won't count to the official episode tally. They'll be their own standalone bonus thing, similar to the Jenna Fling. Yes. Highly successful mini podcast. So we've got to come up with a name, but first she's got to get on board. Yes. Highly successful mini podcast. You almost got us cancelled. So we've got to come up with a name, but first she's got to get on board. Correct.
Starting point is 00:30:28 So what's your concern? Taking on the edit? Yes, and doing all the work. I understand your concern. Yes, it's a lot of work. And you're not taking time off from work, are you? I'm not. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:30:36 So it'll be on top of your workload. Yes. And I'm not going on holiday, so I can't have fun. Yeah. No, you're not. That's all very valid, but we can't let Oscar do it. He'll just sing and vape for an hour. That would be funny.
Starting point is 00:30:48 If you have the same arrangement that you do currently where you frankly just rock up, talk shit, and then leave and don't do anything else, apart from sending out prizes, credit where it's due. So if someone else took care of all that bullshit, like putting the episode out in the world, you just rock up talking to a mic, would that get you over the line? Potentially, yes. For God's sake, that's the episode out in the world, you just rock up talking to a mic. Yes. Would that get you over the line? Potentially, yes.
Starting point is 00:31:07 For God's sake. That's the Mitch Turi contract. What have we got? That's a really coveted contract. Hang on. You've still got contraceptive diaphragm Sam's number, don't you? Of course I was talking to him the other day. Oh, where is he?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Get him on the phone because he is no longer working at TikTok. He was burnt out, so he's moved back to Bellingen or something. I think I got that wrong. Bellingen? Bellingen? I don't know. He's not at TikTok at TikTok. He was burnt out, so he's moved back to Bellingen or something. I think I got that wrong. Bellingen? Bellingen? I don't know. He's not at TikTok, that's for sure. He's basically a free agent at the moment.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Maybe we could offer to bring him out of retirement. Oh, my God. As a freelancer. With the business. Yeah, I was going to ask your permission, but sure. Cool. Oh, can I be paid? I'm across that.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm sorry. Oh, now who's changed the tune? Hello? Hi. Oh, now who's changed the tune? Hello? Hi. Oh, hi, Sam. Is this contraceptive diaphragm Sam? Yes, it is. Hi.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Do you still answer to that? Oh, my God. It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna, your old pals. Do you remember us? No, sorry. Who's calling? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Very well. No, no, no. I've already set up my NBN. I don't need another one. You've got to stop calling me. I keep saying that. Sorry. Sam, how are you?
Starting point is 00:32:10 Where are you? I'm good. I'm in my hometown right now. I couldn't remember what it was. Is it Bellingen? Yeah, Bellingen. It's right in the middle of near Coffs Harbour, and I'm standing in the middle of a field.
Starting point is 00:32:24 There's a cow that's staring at me that's got like lust in his eyes. See, you're very busy, so we won't keep you for long. Well, actually. Well, you know, I've got things to do, like the cows. Cows to see. Yeah, of course. Well, that's kind of what we want to gauge. How busy are you at the moment?
Starting point is 00:32:37 I know that you're having a bit of downtime to recover from burnout. Yes. So would you be willing to maybe do a little bit of freelance work for us? We have a proposition. Well, it depends what you want me to do because I've got Pilates on Thursday. Yes. And, yeah, so very busy. That's the end of the sentence.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Got it, got it. I'm in that predicament as well. Well, we're thinking Jenna has committed to hosting the side show, not MTBC. Well, she's not. She's committed on the terms that she doesn't have to edit the podcast herself. So we thought, considering we're a highly profitable conglomerate these days, we could potentially hire a freelance editor to work on the show. But she's got Oscar as her co-host as well. So between the three of you, surely you'll be able to slap something together.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Well, I mean, I guess. Like, Jenna, what would you even want to do? I don't know. Good question, Sam. Well, honestly, none of our business, actually. They can figure that out. Mitch and I don't care. We're letting go of the reins.
Starting point is 00:33:39 But, you know, there's been an influx of messages demanding Oscar and I do the show. Demanding? Yes, demanding. No, honestly, it's been surprising, the demand, but Jenna doesn't want to take on the extra workload because she's fucking burnt out as it is. You know the feeling, Samuel. You know me.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Oscar has no skills and so we need someone to kind of hold their hand a little bit. You might have to be that person. Also, I'm going to go as far as saying I don't mind if Sam even wants to feature or speak or if there's a segment Sam has. Yeah, true. You can be like you were in the old days, fucking buzzing in. I'm so generous of you.
Starting point is 00:34:15 No, you don't need us to say, but, you know, I feel like it needs it, to be honest. I'm very worried about that show. Oh, you shouldn't be worried if it does eventuate. What do you think, Sam? Okay, tell you what. I'm going to get on a flight. I'm going to come down. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:34:33 And Jenna, we're going to go for coffee. I remember the last time we tried to do that, it took us 10 months. So please come. Yep. And we'll round up Oscar. We'll have a think about it. And I think that we can probably come up with something. Surely.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Like surely. That went from zero to 100. He's like, no, I like being in Bellingen, staring at cows in the Mendo, minding their own business too. I'm on a flight. It's almost like you miss work. Yes, and also there's more. Listen, Pilates has taken a lot out of me,
Starting point is 00:35:00 but I really need to do something with my time. There is more prep going into this one episode than Mitch and I have ever put into this actual show. I love that he sounds so excited about it, unlike Jenna, who just goes, oh, so this is good. We've found the right person, I feel. We need someone who has a level of excitement. You're going to play the Coombs role, clearly.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Sam can be the excitable cheery. Yeah. Well, if you're down to edit, Sam. But you don't have to fly here. Like, if Jenna is willing to hit record and send the footage to Bellingen via a Dropbox or something, you can do it remotely. But, fuck, we're not going to stop you after you're going to be in town. No, I'd prefer you to be in person.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Listen, we've still got ADSL from Big Pond down here, so I feel like I'm probably going to have to do that. There's no NBN, is there? Shit. No. Oh, well, that kind of sounds fun. Jenna, Oscar and Sam. Why don't I add Oscar?
Starting point is 00:35:45 Now I've got FOMO. Maybe I'll stay. I'm going to add Oscar into the call and just see. True. Because let's make sure he's okay. Maybe he wants to be the alpha. Also, I'm not even, to be honest, fully sold on his role in all this. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:35:57 It doesn't matter what his role is. It's none of our business. We're just going to fucking let him do their thing. Really? You underestimate Oscar. Do an impression of some random. Hello? Hello underestimate Oscar. Do an impression of some random. Hello? Hello, Oscar.
Starting point is 00:36:09 This is Paul Simons from Paul Simons & Co. Do you have a moment? Paul Simon who now? It's Paul Simon from Paul Simon & Co. We're a freelance modelling agency and we got a referral actually from your Instagram. We scout models, young men, women, gender neutral, non-binary, and we were looking at recruiting and we thought if you had a moment to chat we could discuss working together.
Starting point is 00:36:34 He hung up. What? He hung up. Oh, my God. He actually fell for it. I think he wouldn't jump at that. I think he wouldn't jump at it. What?
Starting point is 00:36:42 Let me try. I'll try a different route. No, just say who it is. No, I'm going to try. Yeah, try. Hello. Hello, Oscar. This is Tiffany from Vape Conglomerates.
Starting point is 00:36:58 We are across you being a lover of vapes. We want to send you a PR pack of our most beloved flavors. Jenna gave you a way to. Lychee, grape, banana rama, peach fuzz, and apple guava. Are you interested in the pack? Oh, my God. I'd love a pack. That sounds delightful.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Listen, Oscar, you're on the podcast. Mitch and Jenna are here. So, you know how, Chuck, you were keen on filling in. You were there with bells on. What? Yes. Oh, hang on. Sorry, you cut out.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Yeah, your phone line's fucked. Can you go somewhere good and also, like, take your AirPods off? They're horrible. God, all right. Hang on. I'm in public. Hold on. Is Sam on the call yet?
Starting point is 00:37:40 Yeah. Okay. If this is what I'm supposed to be dealing with, I'm already regretting my decision. Yeah. Yeah, okay. If this is what I'm supposed to be dealing with, I'm already regretting my decision. Yeah, as I was about to say, Oscar, you're keen to fill in. Jenna wasn't keen because she didn't want to do all the actual leg work behind the scenes, but we've decided maybe we rope in Sam of the contraceptive diaphragm variety. Oh, I can't tell you how much I've missed Pontusette's girlfriend, Sam.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Why don't you tell us? Well, oh, well. It's very, very sweet of you. Do you have to come with, like, the boom gate that's behind you at the same time? Yeah, it's bothering me too, Sam. Hang on, hang on. Give me a second. Oscar?
Starting point is 00:38:22 Oscar? Hello? Oh, phew. Look, all I wanted to ask was what name should we call the bonus episodes? Oscar? Oscar? Hello? Oh, phew. Look, all I wanted to ask was what name should we call the bonus episodes? We've done the Jenna Fling. Yep. We need something catchy for it so that they're their own identity, you know?
Starting point is 00:38:36 Yeah. Well, my first immediate thought was the Chookin' Coop. The Chookin' Coop. Oh, I don't mind the Chookin'. I don't mind the Chookin' Coop. It's veryin' Coop. Oh, I don't mind the Chookin'. I don't mind the Chookin' Coop. It's very you. Because Chookin', it is very me. And I would like to point out that I have noticed everyone has started
Starting point is 00:38:53 saying Chook. Yes. So I thought, you know, because I say Chookin' and, you know, the people see me on the street, one or two idiots, and they'll go, Chookin'. I'm trying to think of something to do with, like, the fact that they're the third and fourth wheels, like the fucking magic school bus.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah, I like the third and fourth wheel aspect of it. Where do you buy wheels? Mitre 10. Bob Jane. Oh, my God, Bob Jane and Sam. Yes. It's like a radio trio. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Bob Jane and Sam. No, that sounds like a regional radio show from where I'm from. It does. I know, not the regional. Oh, I can't think of anything cute. What about like... Well, Jenna, you've offered nothing. Do you have any name ideas?
Starting point is 00:39:34 Play on couple of Mitch's, like Mitch Freezone or something. Well, we've had it suggested on couple. We've had a couple of bitches has been suggested. No, that's lazy. I agree. It's also the joke of couple of bitches. It's also not accurate because Jenna's not that much of a bitch. No, she's not.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Only to us. Yeah, how dare you? What about couple of misfits? Oh. Couple of misfits is cute because it's not the Mitches. That's not bad. You know what I mean? Yes, I quite like that.
Starting point is 00:39:57 What about you, executive producer, contraceptive diaphragm, Sam? Yeah. Where's your head at? I'm kind of fond of couple of misfits. That's pretty good. It is clever. It is one of those things you can say once and then you never have to think about it again. Why don't we –
Starting point is 00:40:11 You don't have to explain the joke either. Hi, we're a couple of misfits. Do they do, what, an idjim each? Three idjims? Yes, if it happens. They can figure that out. We don't need to worry about that. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Yeah, we don't want to worry about content. We're cocking off. All right, couple of misfits. I say aye if you lock in couple of misfits, the name for the fill-in show. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye.
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Starting point is 00:40:42 Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. It's happening. Well, I want to have something to listen to on all the flights I'm going to be on. Yeah, can I dial in from Bali? Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:40:46 No. If you need a guest appearance, we'll send you our fees. We don't. Mitch and I have a similar price point, so we'll just come on the show. No, we don't need any guests from you. If after all this time of me nagging, cheery, that you guys managed to get Dido. Imagine. Die.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Die. Let's get Dido. If you get any guest, I'm going to be shocked. I'm going to be blown away. Oh, really? Yeah, I will be. Well, that sounds like a challenge. Yeah, I was going to say, now they're going to take it as a personal challenge.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Okay, well, I want to give them one challenge just to feature one guest at one point. Yeah. That's it. So we're thinking maybe like a bonus episode a week. So it won't be two a week like us. And so that's four. Yeah. So you've got four fucking bonus episodes to make excellent.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Four episodes to fill. Four? No, that sounds great, actually. And I think Jenna and I are going to step up. I love the different reaction. Sam, who has to do all the work, goes, four? Sam thought it was one. Four?
Starting point is 00:41:39 All right. Save all this top-notch banter for the brand-new show that is part of the Idjim Proprietary Limited. Mitch and I will make all revenue, unfortunately. It's so funny because you're still going to hear us voicing ads in the middle. Yeah, it's all good. It's kind of like a spin-off. You guys are the young Sheldon of our Big Bang Theory. Nice.
Starting point is 00:41:58 And young Sheldon's better. Young Sheldon, when you guys hit puberty, you're fucked. Can't wait for the Misfits. Really excited. A couple of Misfits. Here we go. It's going to be amazing. I'm actually more excited for Sam's appearance.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I've missed Sam deeply. Honestly, I feel like it's a weight off my shoulders. I feel like they're in safe hands. I'll send you a Dropbox link with all the sound effects and shit. You'll be right. Good luck, guys. Lovely. I love you guys.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Oh, thanks, guys. You watch. They're going to get the most fucking high-definition IMAX cinema quality fucking reels from now on. Sam's actually a better man than me. I'm so excited. Sam's the best there is in the country. Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:42:36 No wonder he had to take a hiatus. I bet he's going to make the most dramatic movie trailer for the couple of misfears. We're also talking about, he's like, I don't want to do fucking anything. It's up to you. The power is in your hands. Yeah. Good luck. We don't need your luck.
Starting point is 00:42:51 It's going to be amazing. Thank you. We'll leave you all to it. Thanks, misfit. Thanks, misfits. This is going to be a train wreck. No, it'll be good content. No, Sam, you're not that attitude, please.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It's going to be wonderful. I love a train wreck. It's my whole life. You're right. You're right. Sorry, Tunnel. So I've hung up on the two co-hosts, Jenna. They're both gone.
Starting point is 00:43:14 We were trying to wrap for a while. We were. They didn't get the hint. No, not a problem anymore. No, it's there. Mitchell, enjoy your holiday. You enjoy yours too. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Good luck, Jenna. Wait, hang on. So I leave tomorrow when this comes out. Are you around for a little bit? I'm actually here for two more weeks. What are you doing? No, so what's happened is I'm going away and then when I come back, Cheery goes away.
Starting point is 00:43:37 So it's like one after the other. You could just pop your head into the misfits if you want to say hi. Are you going to record from Pepsi Palace? Yeah. Oh, then why don't you've got one guest to book? Make it easy on yourself. What are you going to be in their plug-in? I'm going to be a diva.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Sorry, I can't be fit. It's so funny to me. I'm going to come on but as mid-shiru, the public figure, and just not be like pretend I host. Don't acknowledge that you know them. That it's my podcast. Thanks for having me, guys. Big fan.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Oh, this is so much fun. I've listened for so long. Guys, thank you. I brought an idiom. I brought an idiom. It might be bad, but let me know. It would be interesting because when I get back, maybe I can pop in for one of them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I'm not popping in and taking charge. I want to sit back and you treat me like a guest. Mitch and I want to be treated as talent, please. No, not as talent. It doesn't mean I'm editing just because I'm back. Oh, I do. Yeah, but I'm talent. And I don't want to plan anything. So you take that to a contraceptive diaphragm, Sam. Oh, true. All right. I'll have to send treated as talent, please. No, not as talent. It doesn't mean I'm editing just because I'm back. Oh, I do. Yeah, but I'm talent. And I don't want to plan anything.
Starting point is 00:44:26 So you take that to a contraceptive diaphragm, Sam. Oh, true. All right, I'll have to send him a text. Yeah. I'll send him my manager's number. Thanks for listening, idiots. We'll loop them in with our managers. We'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Yeah. We'll enjoy our holidays and you enjoy the train wreck. And there's plenty of episodes to listen to if you're new here and you haven't caught up from the start. Go back 10, 15 episodes. You can go back and listen from the start. We're a lot younger. I was crossing the street the other day and I went into someone who, she stopped
Starting point is 00:44:51 me when she was crossing the street and goes, oh my god, I literally just put my headphones on. I'm listening to you. I saw that on Instagram. That's so cute. Was she listening to this show? Yeah. It was the most recent episode and she said when she runs out she goes and listens to all the others. Oh, that's so cute. I'm expecting that to happen when I go out. Of course. I and listens to all the others. Oh, that's so cute. I'm expecting that to happen when I go out.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Of course. I'm trying to remember her name. Fuck, I'm so bad at this. Give her a shout out. Carly. Carly. Oh, Carly. Carly.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Shout out, Carly. Thanks, Carly. We love you, Carly. I actually was going to... Sorry, I've got to get all these stories out. I'm going on holiday. Yeah. I've got so much to say and so little time to say. Plenty of time.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I suppose, yeah. If you think about it. No, they're recent. No, we were about to wrap, but of course. Yeah. We've got so much to say and so little time to say. Plenty of time. I suppose, yeah. If you think about it. No, they're recent. No, we were about to wrap, but of course. Yeah. So I went to Parliament House the other day because Sean had a work thing and I went along. And I'm sorry, is it just me on the fly, but is Parliament fucking House the last place on earth you'd expect to be recognised?
Starting point is 00:45:38 100%. Oh, yeah. There were so many idiots in Parliament House. What? Parliament House? Really? I feel like we must be their guilty pleasure. Yeah. Like they spend all day listening to fucking ABC News radio and shit. And when they want a brain break, they come to us.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Isn't that funny? Politicians 20 years ago would have gone to a brothel and had some coke at a Canberra nightclub. Now they're like, let's listen to two gays. You know, the way you're getting fucked. Yeah, absolutely. Well, shout out to the idiots in unassuming places. We love you and we see you and we hear you. Yes. As does a couple of misfits. It love you and we see you and we hear you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:05 As does a couple of misfits. Is that what it's called? It hasn't happened yet. A couple of misfits. I just know that Sam's going to give it his all. There's going to be a stupid artwork. I just know he's going to make it his baby. Sam is so talented.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Yeah. I'm very happy to have him back. I feel like we're going to win a podcast award. You wouldn't get ahead of yourself. You'd be so fucked off if that happened. I want it to happen so badly. Knowing Jenna, she would submit it too for Best Original Short Form Fucking Podcast at the Radio Awards.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Yeah, it's going to be submitted. She'll add it to her Insta bio. Why did she have such a vendetta against that? I don't know. Because it's just genius. Well, have fun, Jenna. Good luck. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Imagine if we called the bonus episode Blue Tickless. Yeah, well. Sorry, that's the most arrogant thing I've ever said, but I had to go there. No, Sam has a blue tick. Oh, shit. Can I use the Kitty-O to purchase one? Like, fuck.
Starting point is 00:46:58 No way. I mean, maybe. Can I? You can tell who's bought a blue tick. You can go into their settings and it shows you at the top. Yeah, I don't mind, but I can say I didn't pay for it. Podcast paid for it. The business paid for it.
Starting point is 00:47:10 We've not signed off on that expense. Anyway. Mitchell, how does it feel to have an organic, homegrown, burnt blue tick? Oh, it feels so old-fashioned. It does. Organic. Yeah, well, I used to have a Twitter one.
Starting point is 00:47:21 What happened to your Twitter? Oh, yeah, that's when they started. You have to pay rent on the tick, and Jenna's like, fuck that. I'm not paying. And Jenna's like, fuck that. I'm not paying. And yet here you are trying to scam us. Wait, did they take it off you if you didn't start paying? Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Yeah, fuck. That's so stupid. No way. All right, let's go. Yeah, we're meant to be leaving. You can buy the merch. If you haven't bought the merch, just have a little shop. Get a tee.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Get a hoodie. Have a little look. A water bottle, a coffee mug. Coupleofmitches.com.au. Maybe Oscar and I might do some merch. Oh, for God's sake, let's go. Her head's getting far too big. Honestly, again, I'm not stopping you.
Starting point is 00:47:53 She has all these big ideas, but it won't fucking happen. Yeah, call a supplier. Shit, no, now that Sam's on board, they're going to have the hottest merch range ever. They're going to outsell ours. They're going to start their own domain. I'd love to see it. I'd love to see it. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Okay, the reins have been handed over to you, Jenna. Passing them to you. Thank you. Good luck. Hand them to Sam, please, my God. Oh, yeah. Enjoy your holiday, Mitchell. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Right back at you. Thank you. We'll see you guys in a couple of weeks. Love you, idiot. Thanks for listening. Five-star review if you haven't yet. Give us a little five-star tap and a rating. Yes, please do.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Myth, you already idiot. See you in a while. Chat soon. Bon voyage. See you soon. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show's done, but it's not. Sometimes, Mitchell, when you tell a story towards the end of the main show, I'm like, save it for AD. We're still on in moments. Yeah, I know. But then I worry about the idiots. Sorry, no, not idiots.
Starting point is 00:49:04 That's a good thing. I worry about the fuckwits, no, not idiots. That's a good thing. I worry about the fuckwits. Yeah, who miss it. Who actually think we don't have a secret segment. And I'm like, no, that story was just far too good not to share. I bumped into an idiot crossing the road. That's true. Do you think we should just kill the secret segment? Because so many people still miss it.
Starting point is 00:49:21 So many people. Yeah, but then it's a dirty little secret, literally, for the ones that's like, oh, okay, okay. Also, didn't we look at the analytics once and we worked out that we have such a strong listen through from start to end of our episodes? Yeah, the retention's like 98% or something, which is gobsmacking. It's very high. That TV behind you.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Very above average. Just started an automatic detonation. Oh, that's fine. I'm out of here. I'm on holiday. Not my problem. Yeah, we're done. Goodbye, screen.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Yeah, most people do listen Goodbye, screen. Yeah. Yeah, most people do listen, but it's that 2%. They still come out of the woodwork every so often saying, oh, I only just discovered it. Stephen thought that. He's like, I stopped listening. He's like, it's very confusing. I'm like, well, it's not. Good. It's a bit of fun.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Good. I want it to be confusing. Oh. What? We're on holiday. No, I just, we're going on holidays. Yeah. It's kind of hitting me.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Yeah. Yeah. This is my last chat for a're going on holidays. It's kind of hitting me. Yeah. This is my last chat for a little bit. Yeah. It's not mine. We know. Fully across. Yeah. But you never know.
Starting point is 00:50:14 If you've got this attitude, executive producer contraceptive diaphragm could be a nightmare right back. He'll put you back in your place. Yeah, that's true. He'll put you back in your place. EP, CDS, has a lot of power. Epcotus is to start calling him that
Starting point is 00:50:31 and never address it. Hi, Epcotus. Can you Google that? Yeah, you can actually be a diva. And don't forget, you pull rank over Oscar. You're the third wheel, he's the fourth wheel. And Sam relinquished his wheel. That's true. I forgot he existed. We all As far as wheels go. And Sam relinquished his wheel. That's true. Yeah. I forgot he existed.
Starting point is 00:50:47 We all did, to be honest. We thought he perished. Yeah. Oh, my God. We did. We didn't know what happened to Sam. No, he came to my Taylor Swift listening party unlike you fucks. Yeah, we didn't. Oh, yeah, I had my chiropractor.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Which just makes no sense. Yes, it does. Even an idiot said that you get pain after. After what? I don't think that's meant to happen. A chiro is not meant to do that. No, no. You get relief after. An what? I don't think that's meant to happen. A chiro is not meant to do that. No, no. You get relief after.
Starting point is 00:51:05 An idiot also related to my experience. Like imagine saying, oh, I'm really sore after a massage. Aren't they meant to make you feel looser and more at ease? No, because then it's sore after, but then it fixes itself. I don't think that's right. What do you go to a chiropractor for? To crack my neck. What's wrong with it?
Starting point is 00:51:20 It gets sore. Yeah, but I used to get the neck crack and it didn't help the bulging disc. You've got to go to physio. Mine's way better now. Rob Mills was actually telling me behind the scenes at Angelia that he gets acupuncture and thinks it's so good. Yeah, I've been thinking about that. But the physio is going well, so why branch out?
Starting point is 00:51:34 My chiropractor is going well. I'm loving Pilates, by the way, guys. Oh, good. I forgot about Pilates. I only went twice a week this week, but I went four times in my first week. Good. God, there's a whole hierarchy went four times in my first week. Good. God, there's a whole hierarchy of getting the app, applying for classes, going on a wait list, getting a text.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Applying for classes. Well, not applying. If you don't get it, you don't get a spot in the first allocation. Oh, I usually book them like for the month. Oh, I can only do a week at a time. Really? Yeah, it's a bit stressful. That's how it works.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah, same with me. For tomorrow's class, I'm fifth on the wait list. You're kidding. No. I actually need to book for next week now. Just talk amongst yourselves. I'm very upset. I don't have to book because my membership's paused because I'll be in Bali.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Oh, you've paused your membership. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, he said. That makes sense. I know, I know. It just kind of hit me again. Oh, I can book up to next Tuesday. It doesn't make sense, guys.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Anyway, you can sort that out in your time. I can. Well, good luck with your cabin in the woods. Thank you. I think it'll be fine. Yep, thanks. Good luck. Don't eat each other.
Starting point is 00:52:33 No, we won't eat each other. We won't eat each other. I'm feeling like. Unless you want to. Yeah, you could. Like Henrietta or whatever the fucking name was. Yeah. Unless you want to.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Oh, that's my sister. No, but you're free. But surely they have Grindr. I'm in a relationship. Yeah, but what happens on holiday stays on holiday. That's not how it works. That's what Henrietta said. She did.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Henrietta. Yeah. Didn't assume that story from that name. Yeah. Out of nowhere. Did the heating just fucking turn on? Yeah. Jesus Christ, they're trying to get rid of us.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Possibly. It's been fluctuating all day, this air con. It's disgusting. We have no control over it. Aren't you hot? Yes, I am. That's why I'm not wearing as many clothes as you. Yeah, I probably need to take something off.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Jenna's in fur. You look like Daenerys Targaryen. Yeah, what the fuck's wrong with you two? It's hot in here and so I just logically took layers off. It was raining outside and it was cold. And I'm tired. Yeah, but now you can adapt. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:53:24 There's a good bagel place around the corner. I think I might grab one on my way home. Oh, really? That's cute. That's amazing. That sounds gorgeous, actually. I might do the same. Oh, can we all go?
Starting point is 00:53:32 You can pay for it. No, you're not invited. You've got planning meetings to do. No, that's Sam's job. I'm talent. Who's he having a meeting with if you're not in it? Yourself. Also, you can't use the Enduring Idiots.
Starting point is 00:53:44 They're our audience so if you want to create a facebook group you need to start it from scratch yeah you want to fucking play bitch we'll play the game on yeah that's right okay i'm sorry we'll withdraw the instagram access to starting your rss feed you're not uploading it don't you dare don't you dare our subscribers will not be notified no don't please we're taking it from you no no no the instagram to create your own. Okay, well I'll go and delete the podcast. I'm sure you will. I'll delete the whole. She actually does have
Starting point is 00:54:09 that access. I have that access. Back down, back down, back down. I'm going to delete it all. Take what you need. It's all yours. Can we get bagels? Yeah, we better. We could get bagels. Shall we go get bagels, guys? That'd be nice. Nice way to end. We'll be back in a couple of weeks, don't stress. You can follow us on our personal socials if you want to follow our trips. Yeah. I'm sure I'll be posting some shit the whole time. We'll be back in a couple of weeks, don't stress. You can follow us on our personal socials if you want to follow our trips.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I'm sure I'll be posting some shit the whole time. We've never plugged our personal socials on this. Yes, you have. No, I don't think we have. At Mitchell Coombs if you want to check it out, I guess. At Mitch Turi if you want to check it out. Jenna underscore Benson. I wasn't finished with my plug actually.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Oh, keep going. Sorry, sorry. You've got four weeks to plug your shit, Jenny. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, as I've mentioned, I'm going to Bali and then Darwin and Adelaide. So if you haven't got tickets for the shows in Darwin and Adelaide, head along to the link in my bio. Correct. Adelaide, we've just added a second show.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Yeah. Also, sorry, if you're an idiot and you're in New York or L.A. or Colorado or Vegas. Down the grinder. No. And you want to go out. I want to go out to like, I want to see a drag show in New York and LA. Oh, go to the OG Stonewall.
Starting point is 00:55:11 It's called. Oh, I have been. I have been. Did you throw a brick? No, I didn't. Thought about it. Message me. Give me tips about New York and America.
Starting point is 00:55:18 I'd love to get tips. All right. Shall we go get a bagel? Yeah. I'm starving just at the thought of it now. So am I. Thanks for listening, idiots. Five stars. We'll see you in a couple of weeks. Good luck, Jenna. Thank you. I'm starving just at the thought of it now. So am I. Thanks for listening, idiots. Five stars.
Starting point is 00:55:25 We'll see you in a couple of weeks. Good luck, Jenna. See you. I'm going to miss you all. Miss you, show. Me too. I love you. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today.
Starting point is 00:55:33 That's all. So we do. Catch you soon. Well, not that soon, but soonish. See you very soon. Love you all. Bye. I'll see you soon.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.

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