Is It Just Me? - #216: Bon Voyage x
Episode Date: June 11, 2024Coombs & Churi are off on holidays. Miss you already, idiots 💛 In this episode: Pre-holiday admin (08:56) Churi’s Yellow Jackets holiday house (15:22) Holiday sex hits different (22:51) Wi...ll Oscar & Jenna be filling in? (28:01) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (48:48) Check out our new merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️ Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is Is It Just Me?
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Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?
Sit on a dick and eat a cake, absolutely.
If you sit on a cake, you ruin it.
Do you think I'd ever waste a cake by sitting on it?
Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs.
Hello you.
Hello you.
Oh my God, it feels cheeky.
This is our last show for a little bit, so I feel like I've got an edge.
I feel naughty.
It feels like last day of school vibes, even though it's certainly not our last day ever.
Oh my God, it's muck up day.
Remember how much less exciting it was when it was like the last day of term two?
Yeah. Because you know that you only had a couple it was like the last day of Term 2? Yeah.
Because you know that you only had a couple of weeks versus the Christmas one. Like you finished the year. Was it four weeks? I think it was more than that often. Six weeks maybe? Yeah. It was
never consistent. Sometimes school was back in time for Invasion Day. Sometimes it wasn't. Yeah.
Oh true. You're right. It would always change. I know. No consistency. No I hate it. Well it does
have that energy. You're going away.
Where are you going?
You're going to Bali.
By the time this episode comes out on the Wednesday, I'll be flying at 6 a.m. tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
Thursday morning.
I've got a 9 a.m. flight too.
I'm going to America.
9 a.m. is so much more bearable than 6 a.m.
Yeah, but still for 9 a.m. for an international.
And you have to be there two hours early.
I have to be there at fucking 4 a.m. or something.
You don't.
Yeah, you do.
For international, you do.
No, I don't think you do.
For that early first flight, the airport's not going to be as busy as it would be at
9 or 10.
Yeah, but you still have to get there early for international.
I don't think it's real.
When I went to Europe, I got there an hour and a half early and still had 30 minutes
in shopping in duty free.
Well, that's what I want.
Yeah.
I'd rather that than be rushed.
Oh, the shopping, yeah.
Yeah.
Who are you going with?
You're going with all the gays, right?
Yeah, there's a group of 10 of us.
Oh, my God.
For Clay's birthday.
That'll be very fun. Have you not been to Bali before? Never. Oh, you'll love? You're going with all the gays, right? Yeah, there's a group of 10 of us. Oh, my God. For Clay's birthday. That'll be very fun.
Have you not been to Bali before?
Never.
Oh, you'll love it.
I hope I do.
Are you going to ride a tuk-tuk?
Not if I can help it.
Like a little scooter?
No.
I plan to just be at the villa relaxing the whole time.
I don't want to do actual nothing.
Nothing.
Yeah, but you've got to get around.
You've got to go to-
Do I?
What if I just don't leave the villa?
You could, but you want to go and get food and go for a drink.
There's great drag.
There's a good queer lifestyle. You've got to go out and experience it. I'll play it by ear because I just don't leave the villa? You could, but you want to go and get food and go for a drink. There's great drag. There's a good queer lifestyle.
You've got to go out and experience it.
I'll play it by ear because I just want to rot.
You want to check out.
Sean's going too.
Yes, he is.
You know, last time I was in Bali, I did fall off a scooter and had a near-death experience.
Yeah, that's why I don't want to do that.
I've got a good contact for an IV drip as well.
If you get dehydrated, they come to your house, put it straight in your arm.
It's amazing.
Why would you need that?
I don't know. Can't you just drink water? Yeah, you can. Or they can put it in your arm with a needle.
It's funner. Why? I don't know. There's Price Keeper Jenna
laughing in the background. Hello. Hello. How are you feeling? This is a big holiday
for you. You might be getting the call up to host the show when we're gone. Yeah,
maybe. Well, we don't know because she hasn't agreed to it yet. No, she couldn't care less, to be honest.
I do care. I'm just, I'm tired. Yeah, we'll figure this out later. Yeah, we don't know because she hasn't agreed to it yet. No. She couldn't care less, to be honest. I do care. I'm just tired.
Yeah, we'll figure this out later.
Yeah, we're going to actually be discussing it in depth,
whether or not you'll be hosting, with our beautiful roving reporter, Oscar.
Yes.
He's very keen.
He is.
It's actually Jenna we have to convince.
Yeah.
I'm still not over the line.
Doing you a favour.
It's good exposure and good practice for you.
Yeah, but I'm exposed enough.
Yeah, I was going to mention that actually.
Could you put your top back on please?
You've got lovely tits, Jenna.
So Mitch is going to Bali for a week.
I'm going to America for two weeks.
And then I'm going to Darwin for like a week and then Adelaide for a week.
I'm gone for a bit.
You are gone.
Including my McLeod's Thortis getaway.
Oh, I'm so jealous.
So that's in Adelaide.
Did I tell you, by the way, the other night when we went and saw You are gone. Including my McLeod's Daughters getaway. Oh, I'm so jealous. Oh, my God, yeah. So that's in Adelaide.
Did I tell you, by the way, the other night when we went and saw Ann Juliet when you were in it, right after the show finished,
we got a message saying that Sean's nephew had been born.
Oh, my God.
He's a first-time uncle.
Wow, congratulations.
And so that's the need for going to Adelaide.
We're going to visit the new fucking kid.
And while we're there, I'm doing a show and doing the McLeod's Daughters thing.
And I really want to hint, can we do more than one night at the McLeod's Daughters homestead?
But that's just very taking him away from the family time, isn't it?
It is.
What's the relation to him?
Oh, it's his nephew, like his brother and his wife.
Oh, that's so cute.
I didn't even know Sean had a brother.
Yeah.
Older?
Yep.
Wow.
Actually, no, younger.
He's the younger brother.
Yeah, Sean's the oldest.
So, Sean is first-time uncle this year.
I'm a first-time uncle this year and you're a third-time uncle.
Fourth.
Fourth-time uncle.
I've already got three.
I can figure it.
Your sister has had a third one.
She's just making that.
I feel like her pregnancies are three months.
Something's going on with her genetics.
Sean's sister-in-law, Beck, it was the opposite.
I feel like she had the longest pregnancy ever.
Really?
Because his brother was so excited and he couldn't keep his mouth
shut. We basically found out the night that
they conceived.
Is she still fucking pregnant?
There's a lot going on in the IJM universe.
I know. In the IIJMCU.
Can I show you this cute video?
I think my sister was watching
maybe one of my reels
or one of our videos or something and the
youngest, the third one that you keep forgetting about,
little Eleanor.
Yeah, I forget.
Eleanor?
I didn't even know that baby existed.
Yeah, Umbrella-nor.
Yeah, of course.
She got confused and thought that I was like on FaceTime,
so she started trying to talk to me.
Oh, stop.
And Nicole just pulled her phone out and started filming it.
Show me.
Hey, it's not on the phone.
No, it's not on my phone.
We could send this to him. It's not on the phone. No, it's not on my phone. We could send this to him.
It's not on the phone.
It's not on the phone.
Stop, that is so cute.
Isn't she cute and so dumb?
That's not how phones work.
Eleanor.
Oh, Eleanor.
That's going to be me in a couple of months.
I'm going to be an uncle.
You won't be FaceTiming.
You'll not give this kid any peace and quiet. I'll be in person. You're going to be me in a couple of months. I'm going to be an uncle. You won't be FaceTiming. You'll not give this kid any peace and quiet.
I'll be in person.
You're going to smother it.
Oh, my God.
My sister Becky had a baby shower.
I had the first family baby shower.
Such an event.
These baby showers are like the biggest event you've ever been to in your life.
Yeah, they're massive.
80 people.
Everyone gets a gift.
There's a yellow cake.
I don't think I've ever been to one.
Did your sister not have a baby shower for any of her 12 children?
Three.
Three.
Maybe she did, but it was
probably more low-key than what you experienced.
And I'm missing my brother's
baby shower because I'll be in fucking Darwin.
Why not? And that'd be such a good baby shower because
he's a plumber and that shower will have
a lot of pressure. That'd be a good shower.
He did your parents' bathroom. Yes.
That's why I get confused. He didn't do the plumbing within the bathroom
but he built it. Oh, see that's
where I'm deeply confused.
Why have you latched onto that detail that he redid my parents' bathroom?
It's just a funny story that I remember.
I don't get it.
It's not even funny.
Yeah.
My brain latches onto very bizarre things.
I actually remember the colouring of the tiles in the bathroom and everything.
I've got a vivid memory and an image of your parents' bathroom.
It was quite funny.
Sean saw the TikTok that I posted of the parents' bathroom
renter years ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I took him home for the first time for Christmas
and he's like, oh, isn't it funny how the world works?
I saw this bathroom on TikTok and now I'm in it.
Wow.
Because this is before we met.
I love that.
He saw that on TikTok?
Yeah.
So was Sean a fan?
I think he might have downplayed how much of a fan he was,
but he definitely knew who I was and he said that.
That's so sweet.
He wasn't like a fan fan, but he's like, oh, yeah, I've seen your videos.
I think that's what happens.
We've got a lot of just gay followers because we're gay in the gay space.
We make content.
Who knows?
Well, yeah, look, we're going to have a little break.
We'll be gone for a couple of weeks, but Mitch and I will be back.
Don't worry.
Do not stress.
Yeah, of course we'll be back.
We'll chat to you in July, so don't forget my birthday.
Oh, my God, we won't forget.
Just when you thought that you got out of celebrating my birthday.
No, no, we're definitely well and truly back in time for that.
No, but we're not.
Forget it.
We'll be Jenna.
No, never.
All right.
Well, we're going to discuss the fill-in show later on.
Yeah.
We will.
But if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me?
We start every show the same.
Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
It's in Idgim.
And Mitch doesn't know mine.
I don't know Mitch's.
Mine is just very holiday themed.
I'm excited.
Is it?
Yeah.
You've got a real, I don't give a fuck energy about you because you're going on break.
Have I got like a sense of urgency?
Like I want to get the fuck out of here. Look at his foot tapping.
I'm ready to go.
It's not normal.
You haven't shaved though.
Are you going to reshave for Bali?
What do you mean I haven't shaved?
Your legs.
I can see your regrowth.
Oh, I clipped them.
Oh, did you?
Sorry.
Yesterday.
Oh, man. A number three. Yesterday. Oh, man.
A number three clipper.
Oh, sorry.
So they're definitely not as hairy as they were.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
No, they look quite nice.
I don't normally look this closely at your legs.
You've got the best legs in the business.
You really have.
Thank you.
Although, wait, when Fadan was here, I was.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Going for it.
I heard about them.
You can't give me one thing, can you?
You have got great legs.
You've got amazing hair. But they're no Fadan legs. Stop being so hard on Can't give me one thing, Ken. You have got great legs. You've got amazing legs.
But they're no for darn legs. Stop being so hard on yourself.
You're a gorgeous young cat. I'm not hard on myself.
Everyone else is. People need
to just lay off. The trolling's gotten worse lately.
I don't know what I've done differently. I've noticed that.
Even I get the trolling on my videos
when you're in them. About me. About you.
They come for you. I don't get it.
Also, everyone, just
lay off. If you're thinking of writing me I don't think it. Also, everyone, just lay off. Thinking of writing me comments.
I don't think it's that ridiculous.
No, I know.
Well, there was.
There was that one two weeks ago.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
The call was coming from inside the house.
The one that said that you've had a glow up and I've had a glow down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was charming.
It's not nice, guys.
We're giving you a free fucking comedy podcast twice a week.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you or we'll fucking shoot you.
Oh, wow. Okay. That's not the expression. Let's move on. Shall we go? Why don't bite the hand that feeds you or we'll fucking shoot you oh wow okay it's not the expression let's move on um shall we go why don't you go first you seem
excited and you're itching to get your edge amount yeah okay but what's yours about uh i don't know
for sure i mean bradley let's just kick things off okay bradley is it just me or
is pre-holiday admin kind of fun? Oh, I love it.
It's so much fun.
I love creating a document.
I love getting all the passports.
Oh, no.
No, none of that admin.
Oh.
No, only certain types of admin.
Like what do you mean?
Well, like I don't enjoy doing shit like it's this last minute
and people are saying, oh, have you got your vaccinations?
Have you applied for your visa?
I'm like, oh, fuck.
I've got to do all this before I go.
I'm cutting it a bit fine.
But the kind of admin I do enjoy is having to, like,
postpone my Pilates membership.
Aha.
Cancel my dinner leave for a few weeks.
I'm like, oh, now it feels like a holiday.
I'm going away for this time.
Yes, you've got to put the normal life things on hold.
Yes.
It felt very much like, you wouldn't get this reference, but it felt very much like the Katharine Kim scene. Yes, I've got to put the normal life things on hold. Yes, it felt very much like, you wouldn't get this reference,
but it felt very much like the Kath and Kim scene.
Yes, I know, exactly.
Before she goes to the Hyatt Coulombe and she just calls everyone,
hello, is that apricot flowers?
I haven't got an order in or anything, but I just thought I'd let you know
we're going to Coulombe and we're flying business class.
Business class, Qantas, yes.
I've seen the video.
That's very funny.
Oh, it's so exciting about the whole pre-holiday.
The last like three days before a holiday, it's all you're thinking about.
It's always so exciting.
Is it just me on the fly?
Yes.
Do you also do that thing that mainly fathers would do if you were going on holiday where you turn off all the PowerPoints?
Yes, always.
Oh, no, I don't do that.
Always.
You wouldn't turn the fridge off, but like the toaster, the kettle, all that shit, you turn it off because you're like, oh, we won't be here.
We won't need it.
Why would you do that, though?
I always turn it off before I leave the house.
You do.
Oh, you're like Sean.
Yeah.
Except the fridge, obviously.
But then you've got to reboot them all when you come back.
Well, that's part of the fun, isn't it?
You come back and you try and turn the TV on and you go,
ha-ha, that's right, the PowerPoint was off because I've just been on holidays.
I turn all the PowerPoints off if I'm just going away for a weekend.
It is a good feeling, isn't it? It is. You're so right. You sit down to watch the block, you
turn it on, the remote's broken. Oh, wait, no, it's behind the TV. You're so right.
I turn all the Alexas off and shit like that. Like things you don't need.
You know, there's also a different energy to your house when you come back and no one's
been living in it. It's still.
Yeah.
Also, one of the biggest things I've learned as an adult is the biggest
fucking favour you can do yourself before going on holiday is tidy the house,
especially vacuum the carpet.
Yeah.
Because you don't want to walk back into the home after holiday
and see tasks in your eyesight.
Yeah.
No, I completely agree.
You want to walk into a tidy, perfect home so you can continue relaxing.
It's a good hack.
It's a good hack.
It's satisfying walking in and seeing like clean carpet.
I'm like.
Oh, clean carpet and a clean bed.
Oh, who's got Isabella?
The father.
The father.
Oh, yes.
Which, by the way, I'm going to have to find a new cat sitter for when I'm away because
he's getting a cat.
Oh.
He's married now, isn't he?
Well, practically.
Yeah.
I can't leave my daughter with him if there's a cat in the house.
She'll hate it.
How do we know maybe Isabella's evolved and can get on without a cat?
She likes dogs, but she hates cats.
She does.
When I went over to Mitch's with Stephen, Stephen's friend,
we were dog-sitting Stephen's chihuahua.
Yeah.
And the chihuahua.
What was the chihuahua's name again?
Peach.
Yeah, Peach loved Isabella and Isabella wasn't frightened.
I reckon if we gave it a bit longer, they would have bonded.
I agree. Peach's name is Peach Zen Cream. Yeah, you've made that joke and Isabella wasn't frightened. I reckon if we gave it a bit longer, they would have bonded. I agree.
Peach's name is Peach Zen Cream.
Yeah, you've made that joke and we've not laughed once.
On this podcast before?
Yeah, you have.
A few times.
The people at home, hold on.
Yeah, they love it.
I can hear it.
Peach Zen Cream and Isabella, great friends.
In fact, Peach was more scared than Isabella.
She seemed interested.
Isabella was like, oh, I'm curious about this,
but she doesn't fuck with cats because of the trauma.
What's the trauma from the kennel?
Huh?
The kennel.
Oh, well, she was impregnated as a teenager.
Same with Connie as well.
You both have rescued cats.
Hey, can I tell you something?
Eat them on the fly.
Really personal.
Are you coming around to cats?
Aye, here we go.
I saw a TikTok, and maybe it's because my life and our lives, they're very fast paced.
Like every day we're doing a hundred different things. I saw this TikTok of this woman just watching her cat frolic in the sun. I think you would and maybe it's because my life and our lives, they're very fast paced. Like every day we're doing a hundred different things.
I saw this TikTok of this woman just watching a cat frolic in the sun.
I think you would have seen it.
Yeah, it's great.
And I thought, I'd love to just be at home with a cup of tea, watching a cat enjoy a
slow life because dogs, fast paced.
And I'm actually now-
And you have to fucking walk them to release a lot of that energy.
How else can I sell it to you other than that it's less work?
But as I get older, I'm like yearning for a more slow pace in my life.
Well, get a bloody cat.
Well, that's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking when I move out, eventually, I might be a cat boy.
Yeah.
But I want to have an exotic cat.
I want one of those ones with like the real droopy eyes.
It's fine.
I'll help you pick.
I often do this trying to pressure my friends into becoming cat guys. I'll go on the Maggie's
Rescue website. That's where I got Isabella. And we'll just go through the menu, for want
of a better word. And I'm like, oh, look at Beyonce. You can't say no to her. Can I quickly
look? What is it? Maggie's Rescue. And you just adopt them. Well, there's a few more
hoops to jump through. They have to make sure you're right for the cat. Wait, they vet you?
Well, I had to do like a FaceTime inspection of the house because it was locked down.
Got it.
So they inspect the house and then you have to do like a meet and greet with the person
who is foster caring the cat in the interim to make sure you don't hate each other.
And we got along, Isabella and I, so she was mine.
Stop.
Look at these animals on Maggie's Rescue.
Look at that little chihuahua.
That's a dog. Oh, he's right next to him at that little chihuahua. That's a dog.
Oh, he's right next to him.
Henry the Chihuahua.
Okay, I'm going to do this in my own time.
Go down to the cats, though.
Let's have a quick look.
Okay, let's have a look at the kitties.
Oh, my God.
Aren't they gorgeous?
Ziggy, Abraham.
Aww.
Oh, that looks like Isabella a little bit.
And that looks like Connie.
Aww.
Oh, a little black cat would be cute.
Do they shed everywhere?
Not if you brush them regularly.
Do you brush Isabella regularly? Yeah. Connie doesn't like to be cute. Do they shed everywhere? Not if you brush them regularly. Do you brush Isabella regularly?
Connie doesn't like to be brushed.
So some cats don't like to be brushed.
Yeah.
It's all very stressful.
All right, leave it with me.
It's not stressful.
They're very cute.
They actually kind of look the same.
Oh, wait, that one.
That one there.
Yeah.
That's the one that Jordan's going to adopt.
Wait.
How about you beat him to it so that I still have a cat sitter?
I've got this one.
Major Tom?
Yeah.
Can you adopt that so that Jordan can't so that I can still have somewhere to drop his appellant?
Oh, my God, I'm going to do it.
Do it.
Thanks, that'd be great.
I'm making a bid on Major Tom.
All right, have you got an itch in for us?
I think so.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm stressed.
Yes, I do.
I do.
Actually, I need to get a prop up first.
A prop?
Yeah, I need to get an image to show you all.
All right.
Stand by.
When you're ready.
Stand by, Bradley.
All right.
I'm ready.
Is it just me?
Do you think I'm going to lose my life in this log cabin that I've booked on Airbnb
to stay in in the wilderness in Colorado?
Have a look.
Oh, okay.
Have a scroll through.
I mean, it looks charming, but it's very real estate photo-y,
where it could be real fucked in real life.
It's a log cabin in the middle of the Colorado Rockies.
That's going to be freezing.
Oh, well, it's summer, so it's going to be hot in America.
It'll be like yellow jackets.
No, Jenna, stop.
Yellow jackets are all lesbians that eat each other.
That's like saying, oh, that flight's going to be just like 9-11.
What are you worried about?
It looks cute.
It's cute, but Mitchell, it's completely isolated in the middle of nowhere.
Mate, I'm no stranger to that.
You'll be fine.
Oh, you're right, but America has guns and they've just got crazy people
and also skinwalkers in the woods.
Did they film Yellow Jackets here?
I know.
I will put a photo on Enduring Idiots on our Facebook group.
If you're not part, join it.
But we booked it so late.
We only booked this accommodation this week.
This holiday has been –
Shit, you have left the admin night.
We've thrown together this holiday and we couldn't get anything in the city.
But for a great price, there was this like five-bedroom log cabin in the woods.
And we booked it.
And we kind of booked it in a rush because we really needed to lock something down.
But I've looked at it.
It's 40 minutes out of the city in the middle of a small town in Colorado.
You're literally describing my upbringing.
40 minutes out of the nearest town.
Yeah.
That was my life.
This is beautiful.
It's beautiful, Jenna. But so is all the log cabins
in all the horror movies where people perish.
And eat each other.
Well, what makes – eat each other.
Well, why are you so concerned that anyone would have any reason
to shoot you randomly?
That's a good point.
Maybe because you run your mouth a bit.
Now, when I'm on holiday – you don't know holiday mode, Mitch, actually.
I don't.
This is just me on the fly.
Or do you go into a different mode when you're on holiday? I don't know holiday mode, Mitch, actually. I don't. This is just me on the fly. Or do you go into a different mode when you're on holiday?
I can't remember.
It's been so long.
Well, the last one, I was in Europe in December,
and I'm just a different person.
Don't gasp.
I'm shockingly organized.
Okay.
I've got a passport wallet.
I've got everything well ahead of time.
I'm a bit neurotic with it all.
I get to the airport with a good amount of time beforehand.
I've never missed a flight. I've got all my tickets pre-purchased, pre-booked.
Yeah, I've never missed a flight. That's normal. She'll have all those things. Yeah, don't miss a flight.
Well, I can tell you that I don't reckon I change much when I'm in holiday mode, but
it's certainly not just you because fucking Jenna over here, my God. Remember the change
in demeanour when she was on Kentucky?
Oh my God. Remember the change in demeanour when she was on Contiki? Oh, my God.
Yes.
But I feel like I'm at a different stage of my life where it's not like that.
You wouldn't.
If you went on Contiki now, would you do exactly what you did or exactly who you did last time?
Absolutely not.
Wouldn't you?
Her libido's dissipated with age.
Yeah.
It kind of hits you, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You're 31 this year.
Yeah.
Other day.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, of course.
How could I forget?
Bought you those gifts.
Yeah.
I just think I want it to be on public record that I'm staying in the middle of the wilderness.
And if you do not hear from me, I'm actually going to turn my location on for the two of
you so you can watch me.
Okay, please do.
I will.
I want to make sure.
I'm flying.
We're flying.
I'm from Sydney to New York.
We stop over in LA.
We're staying in Chelsea, which is where I went to acting school.
So I know Chelsea. We're
going to do a couple nights in Brooklyn as well.
Then we fly to Colorado
and we're getting a big truck and we're driving
from Colorado to Vegas to Grand Canyon. An actual
truck or what Americans would call a truck, which
is our ute. I think it's a ute.
Okay. I think it's like some sort of Chevrolet
thing. Yeah, right. Anyway, we're driving from Colorado
all the way through to LA, through Death
Valley, through Moab.
When did this fucking wood hut thing happen?
Right in the middle.
Smack bang in the middle.
Okay.
So you could just, if you're the trip mum, if you're that worried, then just take it
off the itinerary.
No, we're going to pay for it.
It looks lovely though.
It's being booked for.
And also because they all trust me, I'm going with my sister, Rachel, my baby sister.
First trip without the family.
Yeah.
For her.
Cute.
And then Kristen, my high school best friend, is coming with me too.
Yeah, good. There's all three of us. First trip without the family for her. Cute. And then Kristen, my high school best friend, is coming with me too.
Yeah, go ahead. There's all three of us.
But the awkward thing is you can only book,
if you want to stay in one bedroom and save money, two double beds.
So everywhere we go I'm going to have to either share a bed with my sister
and I've got sleep apnea.
Oh, yeah.
No, you can't do that.
You're the trip mum.
You've earned a bed.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
But then Kristen and Rachel have to share a bed together.
That's not fair.
Maybe we'll alternate. No, I think that's fair. No, I think you're right. But then Kristen and Rachel have to share a bed together. That's not fair. Maybe we'll alternate.
No, I think that's fair. No, I think that's
a fair assumption. Like our trip
mum in Bali, they get the fucking good room.
Who's your trip mum? Clay.
It's Clay's birthday. But he gets the good room
so it's fine. He checks out. Well, it's his birthday
celebration. He gets it. Well, sorry.
We're really just sitting here talking about our holiday and the idiot's
like, yeah, back to work tomorrow morning at nine.
Well, it's the first holiday I've had in years.
So, shut up.
You have earned it.
When was your last trip?
Probably Vegas in 2018.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's a long time.
Like, obviously, I've done fucking, you know, a weekend in Tassie and shit like that.
Little getaways.
And obviously, I travel for the comedy shows and whatever, but it's not like a proper holiday.
No.
Because weekends, the way, either just me on the fly, sometimes you come back feeling more
exhausted than you did before you left.
Hold on.
Because the pace was so fast.
Yeah.
Is this your first holiday with Sean overseas?
Yes.
Oh, that's very testing for a relationship.
Is it?
Yeah, 100%.
There's problem solving, there's critical thinking.
Not when you've got a trip, mum.
It's fine. Yeah, true. And also you're with other people. Yeah, you've got a trip, mum. It's fine.
Yeah, true.
And also you're with other people.
Yeah, you've got a big group.
If it was just both of you.
Yeah, we'll be right.
Oh, I'd love to hear.
I'd love to send you two on a solo trip together.
I mean, we're not going to say no.
You want to send us on a trip together?
Take that back.
That's not happening.
That's on the record, mate.
I'll hold you to it.
No, it's not.
No, not happening.
Is it just me? That's on the record, mate. No, it's not. I'll hold you to it. No, it's not. No, not happening. Is it just me?
That's enough of these two.
Now let's hear, and is it just you?
Yeah, if you do feature on the show,
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No, but you also have to message us to be able to get it.
Yeah, but they bank up.
They sometimes come to me like,
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Well, that's the problem.
They meant to message Couple of Mitches so that we're all across it
and Jenna should be checking the Couple of Mitches account.
It gets confusing when people DM other people directly.
It does.
But this is a deluxe.
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Correct.
So let's go now to Aubrey Wodonga.
Gorgeous.
We're calling Henrietta today.
Gorgeous name.
Henrietta.
Hello, Henrietta.
Oh, hi.
Henrietta.
How's it going?
Oh, my God.
Hello.
How are you?
Hello, honey.
How's Aubrey-Wedonga treating you?
Oh, it's amazing right now.
Is it freezing?
Yeah, is it cold?
No, not really.
I think it's like 15, but it's like blue sky, no rain.
It's amazing.
Oh, gorgeous.
Aubrey-Wedonga.
Is it like Aubrey in Wodonga or is the suburb Aubrey-Wedonga?
No, it's literally on the border of Victoria and New South Wales.
So Aubrey's in New South Wales, Wodonga's in Victoria, but we are one.
You literally cross a bridge and the town becomes a different name.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Aubrey Wodonga.
Coons, you need to come here, please.
Oh, as in like to perform?
Because I've been there before as a kid.
Yeah, no, to perform, obviously.
Yeah, all right.
I'll add it to the list, all right.
All these small town people.
You need to go to big regional hubs, then they can all travel for you.
Oh, Bermudong is pretty fucking big.
Yeah, that's big.
Well, then maybe that is your big hub.
You can get people from Canberra coming and you get people from Geelong.
I don't know that part of the world.
Sorry, Henrietta.
Hey, listen, we'll get your region.
Bradley will count you in and then you hit us and we can have a chat, okay?
Okay, sounds good.
All right, go, Bradley.
Is it just me, or?
Does holiday sex just hit differently?
Oh, goodness.
I mean, I don't know.
Sometimes at the start of a holiday, I'm all for it, so much sex.
But then towards the end of a holiday, I think it lulls out. Yeah, that's true.
You're right. It does if you manage to squeeze it in. But sometimes it's the last thing on your bloody
mind if you've been a busybody all day. You know what I mean? Yeah, because you're doing activities all
day. If you're out at Disneyland all day, the last thing I want to do is get fucked by Mickey Mouse at night, if you know what I mean.
What's your experience with it, Henrietta?
Well, let me just make sure no one's around.
Okay.
You know we're recording.
Yeah, you're on the show.
I'm on the cloud.
I know.
I've pulled over in a park.
So we went on a holiday about a month ago, my husband and I, with our kids.
But one night I literally ate his ass for one hour.
Like we don't do that in my family home whatsoever.
Where the fuck were the kids?
Asleep.
In a different room.
But then, like, we tried to do it in the pool.
We did it in the bathroom.
Like, just everywhere.
And we're not like that.
Have you had sex in a pool, Mitchell?
No, it sounds horrible.
So, an hour of eating arse is a long time to be down there.
That's a long time.
I know, right? I'm shook. Did you specify arse is a long time to be down there. That's a long time. I know, right?
I'm shocked.
Did you specify arse eating was involved?
I'd miss that bit.
She said she was eating his actual arse for an hour.
You must have a strong tongue.
You're in a choir.
Thank you.
Well, yes.
Surely you were checking your watch after a while, being like, God, are we still here?
Well, this was probably after about one and a half bottles of wine.
Got it.
I see.
Is there any pleasure in it for you?
Did you enjoy it or did you do it, you're a giver, you're doing it for your partner?
Do you know what?
I didn't mind it though, but he's like, all right, what happens on holidays stays on holidays.
I see.
Oh, interesting.
He's not asked for that since you've gotten home.
No.
Oh, that's true.
I don't understand why if he enjoyed it, it has to stay on holidays.
Because it's the same thing we're talking about, Mitchell.
There's a different energy around going on holidays.
We're different people when we're on holidays.
I suppose.
I'm not that different.
I really don't think I am.
My last international trip with a partner was Hawaii.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
But you had many trips together.
Did you route on your holidays?
Yeah, in the early days, yeah.
Right. How are you going to have sex with Sean? Because you're holidays? Yeah, in the early days, yeah. Right.
How are you going to have sex with Sean?
Because you're going with a house full of gays,
many of which have partners and husbands.
You would assume being quite understanding if they were to overhear something
to just give you your moment.
I'm not worried about that at all.
Have you thought about it?
Do you have a private room?
Yes, of course we have a fucking private room.
I don't know.
I don't know how it works.
You might not.
I think that's how they allocated it.
If there's a double bed, they're like, I will put the couples in those
rooms. So will you have
sex with Sean on the holiday, do you think?
I'm not prepared to offer a guarantee,
but I assume, yes. You don't have to guarantee,
but, you know, you've got to be careful
with Barley Belly, though. Oh my god,
that's so true. You don't want to douche with
Balanesian water, because then you'll get Barley Bourse.
You don't want Barley Bourse. Jenna had Barley B you'll get barley bores. You don't want barley bores.
Jenna had barley bores.
It really fucks you up.
I genuinely have not thought about this.
Oh, my God.
You can't because they say, oh, my God, they say don't brush your teeth with water in barley.
Don't douche your butt with water in barley, Mitchell.
Jenna, can you Google that?
It's the bacteria.
It's the microbiome, right?
It's the, it's, Henrietta, I'm sure you're across this as an arse eater.
It was one time.
Oh, well, you've got to try.
For an hour.
For an hour.
Yeah, no doubt.
I think I've done an hour all up in my life, in my whole sexual history.
So was that all you did in your holiday escapades?
Just eat ass?
Just that?
Or was there like a lot of other sexual things involved?
There was other things too, I think.
That was just the highlight.
That was clearly the memory that stayed with you.
Yes.
Got it.
Yes, you shouldn't use it to flush your colon.
Thanks, Jenna, for clarifying.
And that was on barley.com.
But if you do need it, use water bottles.
Yeah, you've got to use bottled water.
Oh, God, that's expensive.
It's a lot.
No, I'm not rooting in barley.
No, that's expensive.
It's real, yeah.
You have to budget for that shit.
All right, well, Henrietta, thank you for calling. I love the one-hour ice seating. That's expensive. It's real, yeah. You have to budget for that shit. All right, well, Henrietta, thank you for calling.
I love the one hour ice seating.
That's dedication.
Oh, my gosh.
That deserves a totally tote bag if ever I've had one.
Oh, absolutely.
I am literally super shy, reserved.
So me coming on here and saying that, I'm just like, oh, my goodness,
what have I done?
Yeah, see, you've got that post-nut clarity,
but it's like post-holiday clarity.
You're like, who the fuck was I on that holiday?
Totally.
Take me back.
Thanks, Henrietta.
Thanks, Henrietta.
Thank you so much, guys.
Enjoy your break.
Thank you.
I will too.
Thanks, Jenna.
Salamat pagi.
Thank you.
Bike, bike, Saja.
She's gone.
I hung up.
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Yeah, keep them coming while we're away.
You're going to do Is It Just You callers as well, Jenna. I don't even know if I'm going to do a show. Yeah, keep them coming while we're away. You're going to do, is it just you callers as well, Jenna?
I don't even know if I'm going to do a show.
Well, that's true.
That level of disrespect in we're offering this to you.
Do you think King Charles went,
Mummy, I don't know if I want to be king.
I've got to think about it.
Yeah, probably.
He might have, actually.
Okay, I think now's the time that we should sort this out.
I agree, Mitchell.
Let's sit up in our chairs.
Last week, Oscar was in the studio, our
fourth wheel, and we said, right, give
us a taste of what the episode would sound
like if you were to
host without Mitch and I. Just Jenna
and Oscar. It's safe to say
it was terrible. It was incredible. I
didn't say that. No. It wasn't terrible.
It just, I mean, I had an ear
bleed in the drive home. I thought, fuck that. We also
did spring it on them. Yeah, that's true. With little to no
warning. We did, I know. And you're not, you know, you're not podcast
or you are a podcaster, sorry, how dare I take that from you.
How dare you. Jenna is a podcaster. How dare you.
And so after we recorded those
little demos on the podcast
we were inundated
with people
in our Facebook group saying
petition to make this actually happen.
They want the Jenna and Oscar fill-in show.
And I've just been commenting back saying, guys, it's not us you have to convince.
Mitch and I, we ended up saying, all right, we'll hand over the reins.
Yeah, we don't mind.
Go for gold.
And also people have been suggesting ideas to us saying, I've got a pitch for the Mitches.
How about you let Jenna and Oscar do this?
And I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Don't pitch anything to me.
When I'm on holiday, I don't want to fucking think about this.
No, we don't want to be involved.
They can do what they want.
When I hand over the reins, I hand over the reins.
Normally we –
I don't want to think about it.
We go on break.
We don't have episodes.
We come back and we're back on the show.
Yeah.
If you want to fill in, Jenna, it is going to have to be full work put in by you.
What?
Yeah, because I do, you know, pick up some of the flack behind the scenes,
which I think that's Jenna's concern is having to take on the editing,
the social clips, things like that.
Yeah.
Mitchell does a lot.
Yeah.
You don't.
Well, no, not on this podcast, no.
It's true.
That was so unnecessary and beside the point, but thank you.
It's a real dig and I'm already not on your side,
so you're not winning me over any time soon.
You're not on Jenna's side.
No, no, I'm not.
So is this now a negotiation?
Is this an open negotiation?
No, it's an open forum.
We want to hear your concerns.
I don't want Jenna to rubbish the brand.
I actually think instead of doing –
Oh, excuse. Rubbish the brand.
In Is It Just Me, she should do a –
Does anyone else think this, but –
The same shit, different smell.
Correct.
Am I the only one that's had this thought or?
No, I reckon I'm with you.
I think they won't be, for example, episode 217, 218, 219.
They won't count to the official episode tally.
They'll be their own standalone bonus thing, similar to the Jenna Fling.
Yes.
Highly successful mini podcast.
So we've got to come up with a name, but first she's got to get on board. Yes. Highly successful mini podcast. You almost got us cancelled.
So we've got to come up with a name, but first she's got to get on board.
Correct.
So what's your concern?
Taking on the edit?
Yes, and doing all the work.
I understand your concern.
Yes, it's a lot of work.
And you're not taking time off from work, are you?
I'm not.
Oh, shit.
So it'll be on top of your workload.
Yes.
And I'm not going on holiday, so I can't have fun.
Yeah.
No, you're not.
That's all very valid, but we can't let Oscar do it.
He'll just sing and vape for an hour.
That would be funny.
If you have the same arrangement that you do currently
where you frankly just rock up, talk shit, and then leave
and don't do anything else, apart from sending out prizes,
credit where it's due.
So if someone else took care of all that bullshit,
like putting the episode out in the world,
you just rock up talking to a mic, would that get you over the line? Potentially, yes. For God's sake, that's the episode out in the world, you just rock up talking to a mic. Yes. Would that get you over the line?
Potentially, yes.
For God's sake.
That's the Mitch Turi contract.
What have we got?
That's a really coveted contract.
Hang on.
You've still got contraceptive diaphragm Sam's number, don't you?
Of course I was talking to him the other day.
Oh, where is he?
Get him on the phone because he is no longer working at TikTok.
He was burnt out, so he's moved back to Bellingen or something.
I think I got that wrong.
Bellingen? Bellingen? I don't know. He's not at TikTok at TikTok. He was burnt out, so he's moved back to Bellingen or something. I think I got that wrong. Bellingen?
Bellingen?
I don't know.
He's not at TikTok, that's for sure.
He's basically a free agent at the moment.
Maybe we could offer to bring him out of retirement.
Oh, my God.
As a freelancer.
With the business.
Yeah, I was going to ask your permission, but sure.
Cool.
Oh, can I be paid?
I'm across that.
I'm sorry.
Oh, now who's changed the tune?
Hello? Hi. Oh, now who's changed the tune? Hello?
Hi.
Oh, hi, Sam.
Is this contraceptive diaphragm Sam?
Yes, it is.
Hi.
Do you still answer to that?
Oh, my God.
It's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna, your old pals.
Do you remember us?
No, sorry.
Who's calling?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Very well.
No, no, no.
I've already set up my NBN.
I don't need another one.
You've got to stop calling me.
I keep saying that.
Sorry.
Sam, how are you?
Where are you?
I'm good.
I'm in my hometown right now.
I couldn't remember what it was.
Is it Bellingen?
Yeah, Bellingen.
It's right in the middle of near Coffs Harbour,
and I'm standing in the middle of a field.
There's a cow that's staring at me that's got like lust in his eyes.
See, you're very busy, so we won't keep you for long.
Well, actually.
Well, you know, I've got things to do, like the cows.
Cows to see.
Yeah, of course.
Well, that's kind of what we want to gauge.
How busy are you at the moment?
I know that you're having a bit of downtime to recover from burnout.
Yes.
So would you be willing to maybe do a little bit of freelance work for us?
We have a proposition.
Well, it depends what you want me to do because I've got Pilates on Thursday.
Yes.
And, yeah, so very busy.
That's the end of the sentence.
Got it, got it.
I'm in that predicament as well.
Well, we're thinking Jenna has committed to hosting the side show, not MTBC.
Well, she's not. She's committed on the terms that she doesn't have to edit the podcast
herself. So we thought, considering we're a highly profitable conglomerate these days,
we could potentially hire a freelance editor to work on the show. But she's got
Oscar as her co-host as well. So between the three of you, surely you'll be
able to slap something together.
Well, I mean, I guess.
Like, Jenna, what would you even want to do?
I don't know.
Good question, Sam.
Well, honestly, none of our business, actually.
They can figure that out.
Mitch and I don't care.
We're letting go of the reins.
But, you know, there's been an influx of messages demanding Oscar and I do the show.
Demanding?
Yes, demanding.
No, honestly, it's been surprising, the demand,
but Jenna doesn't want to take on the extra workload
because she's fucking burnt out as it is.
You know the feeling, Samuel.
You know me.
Oscar has no skills and so we need someone to kind of hold their hand
a little bit.
You might have to be that person.
Also, I'm going to go as far as saying I don't mind if Sam even wants to feature or speak
or if there's a segment Sam has.
Yeah, true.
You can be like you were in the old days, fucking buzzing in.
I'm so generous of you.
No, you don't need us to say, but, you know, I feel like it needs it, to be honest.
I'm very worried about that show.
Oh, you shouldn't be worried if it does eventuate.
What do you think, Sam?
Okay, tell you what.
I'm going to get on a flight.
I'm going to come down.
Fuck.
And Jenna, we're going to go for coffee.
I remember the last time we tried to do that, it took us 10 months.
So please come.
Yep.
And we'll round up Oscar.
We'll have a think about it.
And I think that we can probably come up with something.
Surely.
Like surely.
That went from zero to 100.
He's like, no, I like being in Bellingen,
staring at cows in the Mendo, minding their own business too.
I'm on a flight.
It's almost like you miss work.
Yes, and also there's more.
Listen, Pilates has taken a lot out of me,
but I really need to do something with my time.
There is more prep going into this one episode than Mitch and I have ever put into this actual
show.
I love that he sounds so excited about it, unlike Jenna, who just goes, oh, so this is
good.
We've found the right person, I feel.
We need someone who has a level of excitement.
You're going to play the Coombs role, clearly.
Sam can be the excitable cheery.
Yeah.
Well, if you're down to edit, Sam.
But you don't have to fly here.
Like, if Jenna is willing to hit record and send the footage to Bellingen
via a Dropbox or something, you can do it remotely.
But, fuck, we're not going to stop you after you're going to be in town.
No, I'd prefer you to be in person.
Listen, we've still got ADSL from Big Pond down here,
so I feel like I'm probably going to have to do that.
There's no NBN, is there?
Shit.
No.
Oh, well, that kind of sounds fun.
Jenna, Oscar and Sam.
Why don't I add Oscar?
Now I've got FOMO.
Maybe I'll stay.
I'm going to add Oscar into the call and just see.
True.
Because let's make sure he's okay.
Maybe he wants to be the alpha.
Also, I'm not even, to be honest, fully sold on his role in all this.
Oh, no.
It doesn't matter what his role is.
It's none of our business.
We're just going to fucking let him do their thing.
Really?
You underestimate Oscar.
Do an impression of some random.
Hello? Hello underestimate Oscar. Do an impression of some random. Hello?
Hello, Oscar.
This is Paul Simons from Paul Simons & Co.
Do you have a moment?
Paul Simon who now?
It's Paul Simon from Paul Simon & Co.
We're a freelance modelling agency and we got a referral actually from your Instagram.
We scout models, young men, women, gender neutral, non-binary,
and we were looking at recruiting and we thought if you had a moment
to chat we could discuss working together.
He hung up.
What?
He hung up.
Oh, my God.
He actually fell for it.
I think he wouldn't jump at that.
I think he wouldn't jump at it.
What?
Let me try.
I'll try a different route.
No, just say who it is.
No, I'm going to try.
Yeah, try.
Hello.
Hello, Oscar.
This is Tiffany from Vape Conglomerates.
We are across you being a lover of vapes.
We want to send you a PR pack of our most beloved flavors.
Jenna gave you a way to.
Lychee, grape, banana rama, peach fuzz, and apple guava.
Are you interested in the pack?
Oh, my God.
I'd love a pack.
That sounds delightful.
Listen, Oscar, you're on the podcast.
Mitch and Jenna are here.
So, you know how, Chuck, you were keen on filling in.
You were there with bells on.
What?
Yes.
Oh, hang on.
Sorry, you cut out.
Yeah, your phone line's fucked.
Can you go somewhere good and also, like, take your AirPods off?
They're horrible.
God, all right.
Hang on.
I'm in public.
Hold on.
Is Sam on the call yet?
Yeah.
Okay.
If this is what I'm supposed to be dealing with, I'm already regretting my decision.
Yeah. Yeah, okay. If this is what I'm supposed to be dealing with, I'm already regretting my decision. Yeah, as I was about to say, Oscar, you're keen to fill in.
Jenna wasn't keen because she didn't want to do all the actual leg work
behind the scenes, but we've decided maybe we rope in Sam
of the contraceptive diaphragm variety.
Oh, I can't tell you how much I've missed Pontusette's girlfriend, Sam.
Why don't you tell us?
Well, oh, well.
It's very, very sweet of you.
Do you have to come with, like, the boom gate that's behind you at the same time?
Yeah, it's bothering me too, Sam.
Hang on, hang on.
Give me a second.
Oscar?
Oscar?
Hello?
Oh, phew.
Look, all I wanted to ask was what name should we call the bonus episodes? Oscar? Oscar? Hello? Oh, phew.
Look, all I wanted to ask was what name should we call the bonus episodes?
We've done the Jenna Fling.
Yep.
We need something catchy for it so that they're their own identity, you know?
Yeah.
Well, my first immediate thought was the Chookin' Coop.
The Chookin' Coop.
Oh, I don't mind the Chookin'.
I don't mind the Chookin' Coop. It's veryin' Coop. Oh, I don't mind the Chookin'. I don't mind the Chookin' Coop.
It's very you.
Because Chookin', it is very me.
And I would like to point out that I have noticed everyone has started
saying Chook.
Yes.
So I thought, you know, because I say Chookin' and, you know,
the people see me on the street, one or two idiots,
and they'll go, Chookin'.
I'm trying to think of something to do with, like,
the fact that they're the third and fourth wheels,
like the fucking magic school bus.
Yeah, I like the third and fourth wheel aspect of it.
Where do you buy wheels?
Mitre 10.
Bob Jane.
Oh, my God, Bob Jane and Sam.
Yes.
It's like a radio trio.
Oh, my God.
Bob Jane and Sam.
No, that sounds like a regional radio show from where I'm from.
It does.
I know, not the regional.
Oh, I can't think of anything cute.
What about like...
Well, Jenna, you've offered nothing.
Do you have any name ideas?
Play on couple of Mitch's, like Mitch Freezone or something.
Well, we've had it suggested on couple.
We've had a couple of bitches has been suggested.
No, that's lazy.
I agree.
It's also the joke of couple of bitches.
It's also not accurate because Jenna's not that much of a bitch.
No, she's not.
Only to us.
Yeah, how dare you?
What about couple of misfits?
Oh.
Couple of misfits is cute because it's not the Mitches.
That's not bad.
You know what I mean?
Yes, I quite like that.
What about you, executive producer, contraceptive diaphragm, Sam?
Yeah.
Where's your head at?
I'm kind of fond of couple of misfits.
That's pretty good.
It is clever.
It is one of those things you can say once and then you never have to think about it again.
Why don't we –
You don't have to explain the joke either.
Hi, we're a couple of misfits.
Do they do, what, an idjim each?
Three idjims?
Yes, if it happens.
They can figure that out.
We don't need to worry about that.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, we don't want to worry about content.
We're cocking off.
All right, couple of misfits.
I say aye if you lock in couple of misfits, the name for the fill-in show.
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Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. It's happening. Well, I want to have something to listen to on all the flights I'm going to be on. Yeah, can I dial in from Bali?
Fantastic.
No.
If you need a guest appearance, we'll send you our fees.
We don't.
Mitch and I have a similar price point, so we'll just come on the show.
No, we don't need any guests from you.
If after all this time of me nagging, cheery, that you guys managed to get Dido.
Imagine.
Die.
Die.
Let's get Dido.
If you get any guest, I'm going to be shocked.
I'm going to be blown away.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I will be.
Well, that sounds like a challenge.
Yeah, I was going to say, now they're going to take it as a personal challenge.
Okay, well, I want to give them one challenge just to feature one guest at one point.
Yeah.
That's it.
So we're thinking maybe like a bonus episode a week.
So it won't be two a week like us.
And so that's four.
Yeah.
So you've got four fucking bonus episodes to make excellent.
Four episodes to fill.
Four?
No, that sounds great, actually.
And I think Jenna and I are going to step up.
I love the different reaction.
Sam, who has to do all the work, goes, four?
Sam thought it was one.
Four?
All right.
Save all this top-notch banter for the brand-new show that is part of the Idjim Proprietary Limited.
Mitch and I will make all revenue, unfortunately.
It's so funny because you're still going to hear us voicing ads in the middle.
Yeah, it's all good.
It's kind of like a spin-off.
You guys are the young Sheldon of our Big Bang Theory.
Nice.
And young Sheldon's better.
Young Sheldon, when you guys hit puberty, you're fucked.
Can't wait for the Misfits.
Really excited.
A couple of Misfits.
Here we go.
It's going to be amazing.
I'm actually more excited for Sam's appearance.
I've missed Sam deeply.
Honestly, I feel like it's a weight off my shoulders.
I feel like they're in safe hands.
I'll send you a Dropbox link with all the sound effects and shit.
You'll be right.
Good luck, guys.
Lovely.
I love you guys.
Oh, thanks, guys.
You watch.
They're going to get the most fucking high-definition IMAX cinema quality fucking reels from now
on.
Sam's actually a better man than me.
I'm so excited.
Sam's the best there is in the country.
Oh, absolutely.
No wonder he had to take a hiatus.
I bet he's going to make the most dramatic movie trailer for the couple of misfears.
We're also talking about, he's like, I don't want to do fucking anything.
It's up to you.
The power is in your hands.
Yeah.
Good luck.
We don't need your luck.
It's going to be amazing.
Thank you.
We'll leave you all to it.
Thanks, misfit.
Thanks, misfits.
This is going to be a train wreck.
No, it'll be good content.
No, Sam, you're not that attitude, please.
It's going to be wonderful.
I love a train wreck.
It's my whole life.
You're right.
You're right.
Sorry, Tunnel.
So I've hung up on the two co-hosts, Jenna.
They're both gone.
We were trying to wrap for a while.
We were.
They didn't get the hint.
No, not a problem anymore.
No, it's there.
Mitchell, enjoy your holiday.
You enjoy yours too.
Thank you so much.
Good luck, Jenna.
Wait, hang on.
So I leave tomorrow when this comes out.
Are you around for a little bit?
I'm actually here for two more weeks.
What are you doing?
No, so what's happened is I'm going away and then when I come back,
Cheery goes away.
So it's like one after the other.
You could just pop your head into the misfits if you want to say hi.
Are you going to record from Pepsi Palace?
Yeah.
Oh, then why don't you've got one guest to book?
Make it easy on yourself.
What are you going to be in their plug-in?
I'm going to be a diva.
Sorry, I can't be fit.
It's so funny to me.
I'm going to come on but as mid-shiru, the public figure,
and just not be like pretend I host.
Don't acknowledge that you know them.
That it's my podcast.
Thanks for having me, guys.
Big fan.
Oh, this is so much fun.
I've listened for so long.
Guys, thank you.
I brought an idiom.
I brought an idiom.
It might be bad, but let me know.
It would be interesting because when I get back, maybe I can pop in for one of them.
Yeah.
I'm not popping in and taking charge.
I want to sit back and you treat me like a guest.
Mitch and I want to be treated as talent, please.
No, not as talent.
It doesn't mean I'm editing just because I'm back.
Oh, I do. Yeah, but I'm talent. And I don't want to plan anything. So you take that to a contraceptive diaphragm, Sam. Oh, true. All right. I'll have to send treated as talent, please. No, not as talent. It doesn't mean I'm editing just because I'm back. Oh, I do.
Yeah, but I'm talent.
And I don't want to plan anything.
So you take that to a contraceptive diaphragm, Sam.
Oh, true.
All right, I'll have to send him a text.
Yeah.
I'll send him my manager's number.
Thanks for listening, idiots.
We'll loop them in with our managers.
We'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Yeah.
We'll enjoy our holidays and you enjoy the train wreck.
And there's plenty of episodes to listen to if you're new here
and you haven't caught up from the start.
Go back 10, 15 episodes.
You can go back and listen from the start. We're a lot younger.
I was crossing the street the other day and I
went into someone who, she stopped
me when she was crossing the street and goes,
oh my god, I literally just put my headphones on. I'm listening to
you. I saw that on Instagram. That's so cute.
Was she listening to this show? Yeah.
It was the most recent episode and she said when she runs out
she goes and listens to all the others.
Oh, that's so cute. I'm expecting that to happen when I go out. Of course. I and listens to all the others. Oh, that's so cute.
I'm expecting that to happen when I go out.
Of course.
I'm trying to remember her name.
Fuck, I'm so bad at this.
Give her a shout out.
Carly.
Carly.
Oh, Carly.
Carly.
Shout out, Carly.
Thanks, Carly.
We love you, Carly.
I actually was going to... Sorry, I've got to get all these stories out.
I'm going on holiday.
Yeah.
I've got so much to say and so little time to say.
Plenty of time.
I suppose, yeah.
If you think about it.
No, they're recent. No, we were about to wrap, but of course. Yeah. We've got so much to say and so little time to say. Plenty of time. I suppose, yeah. If you think about it. No, they're recent.
No, we were about to wrap, but of course.
Yeah.
So I went to Parliament House the other day because Sean had a work thing and I went along.
And I'm sorry, is it just me on the fly, but is Parliament fucking House the last place
on earth you'd expect to be recognised?
100%.
Oh, yeah.
There were so many idiots in Parliament House.
What? Parliament House? Really?
I feel like we must be their guilty pleasure.
Yeah.
Like they spend all day listening to fucking ABC News radio and shit.
And when they want a brain break, they come to us.
Isn't that funny?
Politicians 20 years ago would have gone to a brothel and had some coke at a Canberra nightclub.
Now they're like, let's listen to two gays.
You know, the way you're getting fucked.
Yeah, absolutely.
Well, shout out to the idiots in unassuming places.
We love you and we see you and we hear you.
Yes. As does a couple of misfits. It love you and we see you and we hear you. Yes.
As does a couple of misfits.
Is that what it's called?
It hasn't happened yet.
A couple of misfits.
I just know that Sam's going to give it his all.
There's going to be a stupid artwork.
I just know he's going to make it his baby.
Sam is so talented.
Yeah.
I'm very happy to have him back.
I feel like we're going to win a podcast award.
You wouldn't get ahead of yourself.
You'd be so fucked off if that happened.
I want it to happen so badly.
Knowing Jenna, she would submit it too for Best Original Short Form Fucking Podcast at
the Radio Awards.
Yeah, it's going to be submitted.
She'll add it to her Insta bio.
Why did she have such a vendetta against that?
I don't know.
Because it's just genius.
Well, have fun, Jenna.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Imagine if we called the bonus episode Blue Tickless.
Yeah, well.
Sorry, that's the most arrogant thing I've ever said,
but I had to go there.
No, Sam has a blue tick.
Oh, shit.
Can I use the Kitty-O to purchase one?
Like, fuck.
No way.
I mean, maybe.
Can I?
You can tell who's bought a blue tick.
You can go into their settings and it shows you at the top.
Yeah, I don't mind, but I can say I didn't pay for it.
Podcast paid for it.
The business paid for it.
We've not signed off on that expense.
Anyway.
Mitchell, how does it feel to have an organic, homegrown,
burnt blue tick?
Oh, it feels so old-fashioned.
It does.
Organic.
Yeah, well, I used to have a Twitter one.
What happened to your Twitter?
Oh, yeah, that's when they started.
You have to pay rent on the tick, and Jenna's like, fuck that.
I'm not paying. And Jenna's like, fuck that.
I'm not paying.
And yet here you are trying to scam us.
Wait, did they take it off you if you didn't start paying?
Yes.
Yeah, fuck.
That's so stupid.
No way.
All right, let's go.
Yeah, we're meant to be leaving.
You can buy the merch.
If you haven't bought the merch, just have a little shop.
Get a tee.
Get a hoodie.
Have a little look.
A water bottle, a coffee mug.
Coupleofmitches.com.au.
Maybe Oscar and I might do some merch.
Oh, for God's sake, let's go.
Her head's getting far too big.
Honestly, again, I'm not stopping you.
She has all these big ideas, but it won't fucking happen.
Yeah, call a supplier.
Shit, no, now that Sam's on board, they're going to have the hottest merch range ever.
They're going to outsell ours.
They're going to start their own domain.
I'd love to see it.
I'd love to see it.
Oh, God.
Okay, the reins have been handed over to you, Jenna.
Passing them to you.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Hand them to Sam, please, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Enjoy your holiday, Mitchell.
Thank you.
Right back at you.
Thank you.
We'll see you guys in a couple of weeks.
Love you, idiot.
Thanks for listening.
Five-star review if you haven't yet.
Give us a little five-star tap and a rating.
Yes, please do.
Myth, you already idiot.
See you in a while.
Chat soon.
Bon voyage.
See you soon.
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Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end.
We pretend the show's done, but it's not.
Sometimes, Mitchell, when you tell a story towards the end of the main show,
I'm like, save it for AD.
We're still on in moments.
Yeah, I know.
But then I worry about the idiots.
Sorry, no, not idiots.
That's a good thing.
I worry about the fuckwits, no, not idiots. That's a good thing. I worry about the fuckwits.
Yeah, who miss it.
Who actually think we don't have a secret segment. And I'm like, no, that story was just far too good not to share.
I bumped into an idiot crossing the road.
That's true.
Do you think we should just kill the secret segment?
Because so many people still miss it.
So many people.
Yeah, but then it's a dirty little secret, literally, for the ones that's like, oh, okay,
okay.
Also, didn't we look at the analytics once and we worked out that we have such a strong
listen through from start to end of our episodes?
Yeah, the retention's like 98% or something, which is gobsmacking.
It's very high.
That TV behind you.
Very above average.
Just started an automatic detonation.
Oh, that's fine.
I'm out of here.
I'm on holiday.
Not my problem.
Yeah, we're done.
Goodbye, screen.
Yeah, most people do listen Goodbye, screen. Yeah.
Yeah, most people do listen, but it's that 2%. They still come out of the woodwork every so often saying, oh, I only just discovered it.
Stephen thought that.
He's like, I stopped listening.
He's like, it's very confusing.
I'm like, well, it's not.
Good.
It's a bit of fun.
Good.
I want it to be confusing.
Oh.
What?
We're on holiday.
No, I just, we're going on holidays.
Yeah.
It's kind of hitting me.
Yeah. Yeah. This is my last chat for a're going on holidays. It's kind of hitting me. Yeah.
This is my last chat for a little bit.
Yeah.
It's not mine.
We know.
Fully across.
Yeah.
But you never know.
If you've got this attitude, executive producer contraceptive diaphragm
could be a nightmare right back.
He'll put you back in your place.
Yeah, that's true.
He'll put you back in your place.
EP, CDS, has a lot of power.
Epcotus
is to start calling him that
and never address it. Hi, Epcotus.
Can you Google that?
Yeah, you can actually be a diva.
And don't forget, you pull rank over Oscar.
You're the third wheel, he's the fourth wheel.
And Sam relinquished his wheel.
That's true. I forgot he existed. We all As far as wheels go. And Sam relinquished his wheel. That's true. Yeah.
I forgot he existed.
We all did, to be honest.
We thought he perished.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We did.
We didn't know what happened to Sam. No, he came to my Taylor Swift listening party unlike you fucks.
Yeah, we didn't.
Oh, yeah, I had my chiropractor.
Which just makes no sense.
Yes, it does.
Even an idiot said that you get pain after.
After what?
I don't think that's meant to happen.
A chiro is not meant to do that.
No, no.
You get relief after. An what? I don't think that's meant to happen. A chiro is not meant to do that. No, no. You get relief after.
An idiot also related to my experience.
Like imagine saying, oh, I'm really sore after a massage.
Aren't they meant to make you feel looser and more at ease?
No, because then it's sore after, but then it fixes itself.
I don't think that's right.
What do you go to a chiropractor for?
To crack my neck.
What's wrong with it?
It gets sore.
Yeah, but I used to get the neck crack and it didn't help the bulging disc.
You've got to go to physio.
Mine's way better now.
Rob Mills was actually telling me behind the scenes at Angelia that he gets acupuncture
and thinks it's so good.
Yeah, I've been thinking about that.
But the physio is going well, so why branch out?
My chiropractor is going well.
I'm loving Pilates, by the way, guys.
Oh, good.
I forgot about Pilates.
I only went twice a week this week, but I went four times in my first week.
Good. God, there's a whole hierarchy went four times in my first week. Good.
God, there's a whole hierarchy of getting the app, applying for classes,
going on a wait list, getting a text.
Applying for classes.
Well, not applying.
If you don't get it, you don't get a spot in the first allocation.
Oh, I usually book them like for the month.
Oh, I can only do a week at a time.
Really?
Yeah, it's a bit stressful.
That's how it works.
Yeah, same with me.
For tomorrow's class, I'm fifth on the wait list.
You're kidding.
No.
I actually need to book for next week now.
Just talk amongst yourselves.
I'm very upset.
I don't have to book because my membership's paused because I'll be in Bali.
Oh, you've paused your membership.
I guess that makes sense.
Yeah, he said.
That makes sense.
I know, I know.
It just kind of hit me again.
Oh, I can book up to next Tuesday.
It doesn't make sense, guys.
Anyway, you can sort that out in your time.
I can.
Well, good luck with your cabin in the woods.
Thank you.
I think it'll be fine.
Yep, thanks.
Good luck.
Don't eat each other.
No, we won't eat each other.
We won't eat each other.
I'm feeling like.
Unless you want to.
Yeah, you could.
Like Henrietta or whatever the fucking name was.
Yeah.
Unless you want to.
Oh, that's my sister.
No, but you're free.
But surely they have Grindr.
I'm in a relationship.
Yeah, but what happens on holiday stays on holiday.
That's not how it works.
That's what Henrietta said.
She did.
Henrietta.
Yeah.
Didn't assume that story from that name.
Yeah.
Out of nowhere.
Did the heating just fucking turn on?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ, they're trying to get rid of us.
Possibly.
It's been fluctuating all day, this air con.
It's disgusting.
We have no control over it.
Aren't you hot?
Yes, I am.
That's why I'm not wearing as many clothes as you.
Yeah, I probably need to take something off.
Jenna's in fur.
You look like Daenerys Targaryen.
Yeah, what the fuck's wrong with you two?
It's hot in here and so I just logically took layers off.
It was raining outside and it was cold.
And I'm tired.
Yeah, but now you can adapt.
I'm so excited.
There's a good bagel place around the corner.
I think I might grab one on my way home.
Oh, really?
That's cute.
That's amazing.
That sounds gorgeous, actually.
I might do the same.
Oh, can we all go?
You can pay for it.
No, you're not invited.
You've got planning meetings to do.
No, that's Sam's job.
I'm talent.
Who's he having a meeting with if you're not in it?
Yourself.
Also, you can't use the Enduring Idiots.
They're our audience so
if you want to create a facebook group you need to start it from scratch yeah you want to fucking
play bitch we'll play the game on yeah that's right okay i'm sorry we'll withdraw the instagram
access to starting your rss feed you're not uploading it don't you dare don't you dare
our subscribers will not be notified no don't please we're taking it from you no no no the
instagram to create your own.
Okay, well I'll go and delete the podcast.
I'm sure you will. I'll delete the whole. She actually does have
that access. I have that access. Back down, back down, back down.
I'm going to delete it all. Take what you need.
It's all yours. Can we get bagels?
Yeah, we better. We could get bagels.
Shall we go get bagels, guys? That'd be nice.
Nice way to end. We'll be back in a
couple of weeks, don't stress. You can follow us on our
personal socials if you want to follow our trips. Yeah. I'm sure I'll be posting some shit the whole time. We'll be back in a couple of weeks, don't stress. You can follow us on our personal socials if you want to follow our trips.
I'm sure I'll be posting some
shit the whole time. We've never plugged our personal
socials on this. Yes, you have. No, I don't think
we have. At Mitchell
Coombs if you want to check it out, I guess.
At Mitch Turi if you want to check it out.
Jenna underscore Benson.
I wasn't finished with my plug actually.
Oh, keep going. Sorry, sorry. You've got four
weeks to plug your shit, Jenny.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, as I've mentioned, I'm going to Bali and then Darwin and Adelaide.
So if you haven't got tickets for the shows in Darwin and Adelaide,
head along to the link in my bio.
Correct.
Adelaide, we've just added a second show.
Yeah.
Also, sorry, if you're an idiot and you're in New York or L.A.
or Colorado or Vegas.
Down the grinder.
No.
And you want to go out.
I want to go out to like, I want to see a drag show in New York and LA.
Oh, go to the OG Stonewall.
It's called.
Oh, I have been.
I have been.
Did you throw a brick?
No, I didn't.
Thought about it.
Message me.
Give me tips about New York and America.
I'd love to get tips.
All right.
Shall we go get a bagel?
Yeah.
I'm starving just at the thought of it now.
So am I.
Thanks for listening, idiots.
Five stars. We'll see you in a couple of weeks. Good luck, Jenna. Thank you. I'm starving just at the thought of it now. So am I. Thanks for listening, idiots. Five stars.
We'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Good luck, Jenna.
See you.
I'm going to miss you all.
Miss you, show.
Me too.
I love you.
We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today.
That's all.
So we do.
Catch you soon.
Well, not that soon, but soonish.
See you very soon.
Love you all.
Bye.
I'll see you soon.
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