Is It Just Me? - #218: The Pit Push

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

The 'Misfits' return for a mini reunion!    Also in this episode: Ya'll are sleeping on apples (05:13) Baggage claim dickheads (09:59) The 'Pit Push' pose (12:35) Churi was bullied by Alo Activewear (16:03) Did Coombs suffer from Bali Buss? (18:25) Skinny white boy, long hair, brown (21:40) Airchecking the 'Misfits' (21:40) Our "Secret Segment" ADDebrief (39:59)   Check out our new merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. You've really pissed me off. I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me. Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello you! Hello you. How are you?

How are you? How are you, Mitchell? I'm just fucking loving life, aren't I? You can tell me. I don't know. Are you? Nah. The holiday refreshed feeling is definitely gone already.

Isn't that sad? Yeah, I feel like I'm on my last few days, to be honest. I'm still getting up early. You're still riding yours? Yeah, I'm kind of riding the jet lag and enjoying the early bed nights. I forgot to factor that in. You would have been jet lagged after being in America. So bad.

I landed at like 10 a.m. Sunday and was back to work on the Monday. It was hell. What? Yeah, hell. Oh, fuck that. And on air till 10 p.m. Monday. So I was exhausted. Wait, would that have actually helped you if you were like wide awake American time

having to stay up late? Yeah, but I crashed in the afternoon. Like 2, 3 p.m. I'm like, I need to sleep. But then I had an upper at night. So it worked for the show, but I was manic by the time the show ended. Yeah, I can imagine. I was convinced that I was jet lagged just from going to Perth.

And that's only three hours. I don't know how I'd cope going to bloody London or New York or whatever. It's real. No, jet lag exists. You had jet lag in Bali, right? Or is it the same time? That was only two hours difference, I think. Yeah, that's all right.

That's enough for me. Yeah. It really knocked me round. Why has the holiday glow left you? Oh, no, I just mean like, you know how you kind of feel refreshed after a holiday. I'm like, no, I'm not. Gone. Back to it.

I wrote it in. But then also, I say, I already need another holiday, but I think the holiday fucking was exhausting in itself. I'm going to complain either way. No, well, price keep it. The holiday was so exhausting. I was supposed to be feeling less exhausted by going on holiday. Oh, that's how I feel.

Mine wasn't a holiday. It's hard to win, isn't it? It really is. Sometimes I just feel like I need to go away for a week and sit at a resort and just sit in a pool. But then I'd be bored. Yeah, I got bored with that too. Did you in the villa? Yeah.

In the gay villa full of gays. The gila. Of course. Were the gil full of gays? The gila. Of course. Were the gilas, was there group sex happening? Not that I was invited to. Really? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Did you go gay nightclubbing in Bali? I didn't actually. Oh. I wasn't sure if that was something I would regret not doing, but I don't. I don't regret not doing it. I was fine not doing that. I went out once in Baligate Clubbing. It was nice. It is stressful and dirty and hot, you know? Yes.

Yes, you can understand my reluctance. Yeah, to go. Yeah. Anyway, speaking of dirty, stressful and hot, Pricekeeper Jenna. Hi. She's back. Hi, Jenna. I'm back.

Yeah, big episode today. We're going to be sitting down with your misfits who filled in for Mitch and I while we were away, and we're going to be doing what we call in the industry an air check. It's a podcast. I'm so excited to see them again. It's a radio thing where we unpack the episode and we give you some notes and feedback. Yeah, bring it on. And like, it's not all bad feedback. It's just a couple of little things because overwhelmingly I think you did well. Did you really enjoy it? I really did because I do genuinely

enjoy their company. It was just very insolent. Like I feel like if you were a new listener that stumbled upon our show four weeks ago. Oh, babe, save it for the air check. Okay. I've got many thoughts and many notes. It just smells like jealousy to me. Far from it, to be honest. What's the opposite of jealousy?

It's that. What is the opposite of jealousy? Oh, my God. Did you mind the fly? Actually, fuck me. I just meant to Google Jenna. Jenna. Can you Google, please?

Happy for someone. Pride. Pr someone. Pride. Proud. Yeah, oh, pride. Oh, there you go. God, I'm a fucking genius. So you don't feel spiteful towards their success? No, I don't feel proud because I've got many notes and thoughts.

Oh, I don't even have that many, to be honest. Really? Short list? Yeah, it's only a couple of little things. Like, I wouldn't say that they did a bad job. Of course not. No, no, you didn't do a bad job. Yeah.

No, you didn't do a bad job at all. And they did us a big favour, didn't they? You did. Yeah. I would love to say that I went on a trip or a holiday. You could have. Oh, righto. Goes on a fucking cruise every five fucking months.

Oh, excuse me. It was my second cruise in my life. Yeah, anyway, we're doing the air check a bit later. The Misfits will be back. So, Jenna, your fucking new best friends that you like so much more than us, you'll be able to have a little reunion. Oh, I'm excited. And we're not going to be assholes about it.

It's fine. No. Or aren't we? Oh, please don't. I think I will, to be honest. I'm not going to hold back. You guys were good. I could tell there was a glint in your eye.

You were, but I was just so confused listening to it. Many parts of it were very confusing. You're just offended because I made you an AI fat cat. You did. Jenna made me an AI fat cat. Yeah, okay. Anyway, that will come up later in the show. We don't want to spend all the time on it because who really cares?

If this is your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? Every show is the same. We start with any gem, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. What's yours about today, Darla? I don't know. Mitch's, what is mine about today? Mine is something I noticed while traveling. And I think people need

to do better, especially in Australia. I've done some market research, I've compared Aussies and I've compared internationals and we do so poorly in this topic. Mine's also something that I noticed and appreciate, I suppose, in my travels. Oh. Wish I could travel. Oh my

God. You can. You paid very well. We see your pay slips. We signed them. Would you like to go first? Sure, I can do that. Oh, my God. You can. You paid very well. We see your pay slips. We signed them. Would you like to go first? Sure, I can do that. Yeah, go. Is it just me or? Is it important to stop down every so often?

Remind yourself, how good's fruit? Oh, my God. If this was done two weeks ago, I wouldn't have got it. But coming back from traveling, oh, my God, my bowels have never been happier after downing an apple. Because also, like, when you're on holiday, you're just like, oh, fuck the fruit and veggie intake. Reckless abandon when it comes to the diet.

Just eat like a pig and so you should. Yes. But there was a few times in my travels, particularly in Darwin, actually, I went, fuck, I don't think I had any fruit in Bali. And so I was wandering around in Darwin and I was a bit peckish and I was like, I don't want to go to a cafe and buy some expensive fucking snack. I'm not actually that hungry.

I'm just going to go into Coles and buy one apple. Yes. One apple. Responsible. Do you want to know how much that cost me? How much? 62 cents. Oh, that's the dream.

That's like you're living in the 90s. Fucking cheap, nourishing, filling. I was like, this is perfect. Everyone is just sleeping on apples as a snack. I reckon I'd go through at least two apples a day. I live on apples. Two? Two a day?

I eat raw carrots all the time. Yeah, you do eat a lot of carrots. I love it. I love a raw carrot. I love a raw cucumber. I'll just down those things. I do like cucumbers. Would you wander into a supermarket and just get one

carrot? In America, we did. What we did was- Like you're a horse. No, we'd get sliced pineapple and we'd get sliced fruit, but that was halfway through the trip when I hadn't shit in about a week. I thought, I need fiber in my gut. So we went and we had a whole bunch of fruit and it worked. Oh, it's the

best. Makes your body go back into harmony. I'm not so focused on that. I'm just focused on the fact that it was cheap as fuck. And I'm like, never once day to day when I'm out and about have I just thought to buy one piece of fruit. And I'm like, wow, why haven't I been doing this my whole life? Yeah, it's sort of a shock. Like, oh, I can do that. Yeah, it feels a bit psychopathic.

Is that a word? Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's up there with going to the deli. Do you know you can just ask for one slice of ham? I should have chucked that on the order with my apple. And how much is one slice of ham? Fuck all I bet.

Like 50 cents. But they have to wrap it. The wrapping would be worth more. Yeah, and they get so pissed off. I'm like, can I have two bits of Devon? They're like, yeah, sure thing, if you escape the asylum. But you can actually do it. You know what else you can do?

You can just do one litre of petrol for $3. If you want to. Three bucks, though. Fucking hell. I know, cost of living. Well, I just figure in the cost of living crisis, if you need a snack, don't buy some expensive fucking wrap or what have you, something at 7-Eleven.

Bloody bags of chips are going up to $75 basically these days. Essentially, yes. One apple from the supermarket, 62 cents. Get fucked. You wouldn't read about it. You would. I thought Mitchell Coombs is the face of Granny Smith apples. I can see it.

I actually have been going through my Granny Smith era, but I think I'm a bit off them. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I've had too many of the green ones. I'm considering becoming a Royal Gala girl. Oh, I like Royal Gala. Or maybe Pink Lady. I haven't actually made a decision, but I'll keep you in the loop, of course. I think Pink Lady. It's a big decision.

Pink Ladies are too sweet. I actually want to throw in, I like Red Delicious. No. Oh, I love Regina. And Fuji? Fuck off. Fuji, yeah. Fuji is crispy. Really? Nut putrid. What are the fluffy ones that are like clouds? Oh, they're yucky. Oh, are they Fuji also? Yeah, Fuji.

I like Pink Lady. Nah, sour. Yeah, they are. I hate, hate with a passion Pink Lady. So you'd prefer the mushy, disgusting. No, I like Red Delicious. They're crispy and they're red and they're kind of neutral. I don't think I'm familiar with the Red Delicious.

Oh, they're really. They're like the apple from Snow White. They're the ones that look real. Like, they look fake. They look fake, yeah. Google a Red Delicious. They're old school apples. You'd man and eat Red Delicious. And they are. Delicious isn't by the name. They're the ones that look real. Like they look fake. They look fake, yeah. Google are red delicious. They're old school apples. You can't eat red delicious.

And they are. Delicious isn't by the name. They're very red. Yeah, well, there you go. Who would have thought? Go buy one apple. It's a bit of a thrill. It feels wrong doing so.

But also, if I buy more than one, then I'm like, oh, that feels overwhelming. Like I've got all these apples to eat now. I just buy them as I needed them. On a need to buy basis. Yes. Wow. I quite like that. You drive in just to get an apple, you'd say. No driving. I just buy them as I needed them. On a need-to-buy basis? Yes. Wow. I quite like that. You'd drive in just to get an apple, you'd say? No driving. I'd just

see it there on the street and I'm going to pop into that RGA and get an apple. And grab an apple, yeah. I'm with you. How good are apples? I'm hyping apples but just for the record, I stand by what I've always said. No apples in salads. Oh, Mitch, you'll grow up. Or on sandwiches. They're delicious. Oh, not on salad. No, just a standalone.

It's portable. It's gorgeous. There's just so many perks. I, not on site. No, just a standalone. No, not that. It's portable. It's gorgeous. There's just so many perks. I am into kiwi. Someone get fucking Apples Australia on the phone. Oh, my God. Not this again. They exist.

They exist. And they don't want to work with us. Don't they? No, remember we pitched ourselves to Australian eggs. Was it eggs? No, I think you were. What was the fruit you wanted to be the face of? What was it?

Custard apples. Yeah. We called them. I can help. They didn't want to help. Anyway, what's your itcham, darling? Okay, my itcham. Let's go, Bradley.

Hit us. Is it just me or? Do we need tape on the floor at the airports to clearly show where to stand when you're waiting for your bag at the baggage carousel. Nah, dog eat dog world. No, it's not. As it should be. You're the worst kind of person.

What do you mean? You need to stand back at least three metres and stand and watch for your bag. These fools that stand right next to the baggage carousel waiting for their bag. That's what I mean. They block people from seeing their bags and they're standing there trying to get their bags. Mate, just relax, first of all. Stand back.

And we all need to stand in line. And when you see your bag, walk forward, grab your bag, leave. It causes so much chaos at the airport when we're already tired and stressed. We want to go on a holiday or go home. And the people are blocking the route to get our bag. It is actually mind-numbingly dumb. But the conveyor belts are pretty fucking big. Like they stretch around the room half the time.

Surely you can spot a gap. No, but the international flights. And there's a lot of passengers. A lot of passengers. And also, if you are on an international flight, people stand around the whole perimeter. But then also, you don't want to be at the very end. You want to be at the front where the bags come out from.

And it's just congested. I don't get the mentality around travelling. It freaks people out. No, I like to just keep an eye out from a distance where it's spitting out the bags. Yeah. Then when I see mine come out, I'm like, right, I'm going to find my opening.

There's usually like a gap where there's no one standing. And I'm like, I'm going to fucking time this perfectly. I swoop in, grab the bag, off I go. Nothing more demoralising than when you see your bag and you like run up to get it and you're excited, but it's actually really heavy. Yeah, that's always me. And then you grab the top handle, but then you lift it, then it kind of slips off and you've got to grab the other side of the handle and you've got to lift that up.

And like, I've just pushed someone out of the way to get it. It's the worst. And I'm walking with it. Yeah. One time Sean thought he was doing me a huge favour because he spotted my bag and he's like, I'm going to grab this for Mitchell. He grabs the bag. The whole fucking suitcase is open and just pisses shit everywhere.

And that's how we learnt the hard way that that's not even Mitchell's bag. Oh no. There was like women's clothes being flung everywhere. Shit from millers, little G-strings and stuff. And so he's just spilt some ladies' crap everywhere all over the conveyor belt because we had identical suitcases. And Sean is the most polite man in the world. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'll buy this. W Lane. Gorgeous buy. Good purchase. He goes, I'll take all this with me and do a load of washing. What's your address? I'll bring it back. I'll do it under my heart.

That's very Sean. Is it just me? washing your dress. I'll bring it back. That's very Sean. Listening on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five-star rating. Now, Cherry, I want to ask one particular question about your overseas trip. Yep. Have you gotten your go-to pose, have you,

in photos? Do I? Oh, I believe you do. Oh, my God. A go-to, what do you mean? Do you remember we called you out once on the podcast for your laughing clap pose? Oh, yeah. Where you clap your hands in front of your bodice and then lean forward and go, ha, ha, ha,

like you're in hysterics. I've noticed a new pose. Oh, my God, I can't even think of it. In every single one of your holiday snaps, I notice you doing this same pose. Show me. You'd cross your arms like you're cranky, but then you'd just dig your fucking hands up under your armpits like so.

Oh, like I'm cold. Oh, my God. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, is he freezing or what? It was the middle of summer. Yeah, I was like, why does he do that in every photo? Did I put them on all my, not all my photos, surely. Yeah, no, there's been quite a few, enough for me to notice.

And also, in most of these photos, you were in some sort of hike scenario. Correct. So when you aggressively shove your hands under your armpits, I'm like, God, his hands must stink like pit sweat now. Holy shit. Look, Janice has brought it up. Yeah, well, that's one photo. I've got more. This is what you're saying.

Yes. Oh my God. So are you... Well, two, it's not fucking Harry Houdini. Okay, well, that's... There you're saying. God. Yes. Oh, my God. So are you- Well, two. It's not fucking Harry Houdini. Okay, well, that's- There's another one. That's three. Yeah, I just noticed them in a lot of photos, and I thought it might have been on purpose, like your old pose, the laughing, clapping one.

No, it's not on purpose. Really? Yeah. Wow. Well, you try it, Mitchell. Let's see if it works on you. The Mitch Turi pit sniff. Right, so you cross your hands almost like you're cranky going, huh.

Yep. And then you open your hands up and just dig them under your armpits. Well, no, your thumbs go up. That's what I do. Yeah, like that. I don't know why I'm doing it. Oh, my God, it looks like I'm touching my fripples. Yeah.

Like I'm a woman at the beach and my strap has snapped and I've gone, oh, don't look at my beets. I mean, I'm not saying it looks bad, but my primary concern was, fuck, do his hands stink now? No. Well, because mine do. I just demonstrated and I was like, jeez, she's a bit sweaty underneath. You know, in every one of my photo dumps, there is one photo with me with my arms like that.

Yeah. What are we going to call it? What are we going to call it? We've got the cheery clap. The pit push. It's pushing your hands into your armpits. The official pit push, everyone. The cheery pit push.

So straight under the pits, thumbs to the roof. Thumbs up. It also doesn't feel that comfortable. No, you know what it is. Is it comfy when you do the pit push? Here it is. The truth is it's because I want to look like a buff man because it makes me look hot.

It makes me look like I'm powerful. I can throw you around. Oh, I knew it. You practiced in the mirror, didn't you? How do I accentuate my muscles? No, I don't even have muscles. You're like, oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to create a pose where it looks like I'm replicating a bra.

Like my fingers are spaghetti straps. No, it doesn't. Holding your boobs. No, it doesn't. Does it actually? You're not wrong. I didn't even notice. And if you need a demonstration, you won't have to dig very fucking deep at Mitch Cherry.

There's so many photos during the pit push. You won't. I thought I had a good trip. Well, how was the rest of the trip? That's just one thing I noticed. The trip was good. The trip was good. I should have been paying attention to what you were doing in the photos, but I was just

so distracted by the pit push. That's what you're there for in my life, to ridicule and pull my happiness to pieces. Hey, it's just something I noticed. I had a great trip. I'm very happy at the moment. Life is good. My mental health is in a good spot. Work's good.

I'm in a good spot. You know I love to shop. I like to spend. It's just a bad habit, but I do enjoy shopping. So in America, I wanted to go to all the brands that I can't get here in Australia. Have you heard of Aloe? A-L-O. It's an activewear brand.

Allo? Yeah, I've seen it on Instagram. Yeah, it's the new Lululemon. Everyone pays it to Pilates. Yes. Right? That's why I know. Yeah.

Anyway, it's this bougie Pilates brand, essentially. And I went to the place in the Grove, the big shopping centre in LA, and they had this Allo store. And I thought, I'm going to buy myself some activewear, you know, the hot girl walks, I'm going to do Pilates now, whatever. So I buy myself- To catch the sweat under your pits. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to buy myself some active wear, you know, the hot girl walks, do Pilates now, whatever. So I buy myself. To catch the sweat under your pits. Yeah, exactly.

Do you have mittens? Alo, do you have mittens? Alo. Alo. I said that. I went, alo, alo. They were like, sir, you need help, sir? I'm like, don't worry.

It's a simple joke. And this woman who was working at aloe, classic American LA, sir, thank you for shopping at Aloe. You know, so American. And she went, can I tempt you with a new Aloe supplement that we have? We're doing supplement and vitamins now. And I was like, oh, cool. I'll have a free sample.

She's like, based on your aura, sir, I've chosen a vitamin for you today. I went, oh, that's really sweet. What did she take? She written yours in. I brought it with me here today. I'm going to hand it to you, Mitchell. This is exactly the vitamin that she handed me from Arlo. Just read it out, what it says in front.

Based on my aura, this is what she got. Oh, no. What is it? Digest and de-bloat. No. What a rat. De-bloat. No, no, no, no. De-bloat. No! What a rat. De-bloat. No, no, no, no.

De-bloat like I'm a cane toad on a solar road. That is a load of shit. Thank you so much. Well done. Well said. However it doesn't work. You can take it, actually. Excuse me.

You need it. Don't need an apple. You need my aloe de-bloat. What a fucking punch in the guts. Oh, no, that's not cool. In your bloated gut. Totally like I'm a corpse. I'm embalmed lying on a fucking metal tray in the morgue.

De-bloat. You know, it was one of the worst decisions of my life, speaking of yoga. Yeah. I went to, I wanted to keep up my Pilates while I was on holidays. I went to three different studios, one in Adelaide, one in Darwin, one in Bali. Oh, wow. Oh, even in Bali. Yeah, that was a mistake.

Really? No amount of air con can fucking combat the Bali heat. It was disgusting. Yeah, I can imagine. The worst hour of my life. Really? And also I just wanted to fucking WD-40 the shit out of those reformer machines. They were not good. They were hard. Did you do reformer Pilates in Bali? Yeah, I did. How did you do one class? Did you just pay for one class? Yeah, you can just get a casual pass. Wow. And how was your trip again, Jenna? Shut up. Yeah.

But, Mitchell, anyway, the question on everyone's lips, actually, I want to know as well. I do. Did you end up contracting barley burs? Yeah. This was our last episode before we went on holidays. You guys kind of flagged that, well, if one is douching with water from a tap, you can't do that in Bali because you can't even drink the water there.

No, it's full of bacteria. Let alone use it to clean out your clack. Yeah. So I'd not even thought about that. I'm glad you fucking flagged it. So obviously bottled water was the only option. But also it was so cruel because they had like those fucking things attached to the toilet.

Bidets. The bidets. Which those things, the pressure on on those like they could put out a bushfire honestly i had to use it to wash away the fucking ants that were coming into my outdoor bathroom but um i was like that is such a waste isn't it there's like an actual douche attached to the toilet and i couldn't even use it lest i get barley boots yeah but it didn't happen yeah i didn't even get barley belly oh really, I was so afraid of getting it that I was taking these like, what are they called? Like travel aid or travel ease or something.

Hydrolytes. Or travel and. There you go. Travel and. I've got a friend named Anne who travels. So it's like a tablet that you take before each meal that just sort of lines your gut. And honestly, I'm still taking it in Australia. Really?

Because I was frankly doing far healthier shits in Bali than I ever have in Sydney. Oh, really? This shit was incredible. Really? I was so proactive to not get Bali boots that I went the other way. I was doing the healthiest shits of my life. Wow. It was amazing.

That's incredible. I'm still taking them in Sydney. What's it called? Travolan. Show me. Can I have one? You see I'm a moot pack, yeah? Yeah.

Why? Do you get the runs easily, do you? Of course I do. Look at me. I look like the kind of person that has hard stools once in their year. I barely even needed to do one wipe after taking these. No, that's the best feeling in the world. I know. It's a horse tablet, Jesus.

Travolan. Travolan. And so it's meant to be for if you're going overseas and you're eating unfamiliar food, but like, honestly, I just take them now because they fucking work wonders. Forget Metamucil. This is good shit. Traveling. Anyway, so you mentioned that you bumped into a few idiots of ours, didn't you?

I did. I bumped into an idiot, Jesse. I promise I remember his name in New York. He loves the show. I saw him in Brooklyn, cutie, with his boyfriend. So shout out to you two. Are you sure that's their name or are you just... Absolutely not.

I don't even know. It could have been a girlfriend as well. I forget. I forget. Also could have been a fever dream. It was very hot. On the plane, shout out. There was one more that was in my DMs. It was like, I didn't want to come up and say hi and ruin your holiday. I'm like, come and tackle me to the ground. Yeah, that's weird because I get that a lot, but I don't have the

most approachable face. No. I wouldn't be scared to approach you. Oh, my God. I'm basically always posing for a selfie anyway, so I might just put your camera in and put your cheek next to mine. Yeah, of course. The pit push. I bumped into a few of our idiots, especially back in Australia, obviously.

Darwin and Adelaide and Handorf, even. Oh. Where the fuck's Handorf? It's just like 40 minutes out of Adelaide. It's like a German-inspired town. Oh, cute. Sounds good. It's a tourist trap. Like, nothing is open on weekdays. It's just for people minutes out of Adelaide. It's like a German-inspired town. Oh, cute. Sounds good. It's a tourist trap.

Like nothing is open on weekdays. It's just for people to swat around in during the weekend. It's like their Blue Mountains, basically. Okay, Handorf. Sounds fun. But there was one person that almost recognised me. You know, they're like, oh, I don't know who the fuck you are. So this gorgeous young drunk lady came up to me at the pub in Darwin

and she's like, I know you. I know you, don't I? I know you from somewhere. And I was like, I don't know, maybe. She goes, wait, are you famous? I said, no, I wouldn't go that far, sweetheart. I wouldn't go that far. And then my mate who I was with goes, he's from TikTok.

And she goes, oh, yes, I've seen you on TikTok. No, don't tell me your name. Don't tell me your name. Don't tell me your name. I'm going to figure it out. So she fucked off back to her table. I was like, okay then. I could see you on TikTok. No, don't tell me your name. Don't tell me your name. Don't tell me your name. I'm going to figure it out. So she fucked off back to her table. I was like, okay then. I could see her on her phone.

She's trying to figure out who I am. Eventually 10 minutes passes and she comes back and says, yeah, I couldn't find you. And I was like, oh, do you want me to just type my name into the search? So gives me the phone back. Oh, and you see what she's typed. Yes. When I hit the search bar, it brought up the history, of course.

And she goes, no, don't look at that. Don't look at that. And I'm like, hang on. I've already seen it. So because she couldn't remember my name, she'd just use keywords. Oh, no. To try and find me on TikTok. Yeah.

Have a guess what she typed in. Gay, long hair. Skinny. Girl. That's actually, you pretty much nailed it. This isn't offensive. This is complimentary. She typed in, word for word, skinny white boy, long hair, brown.

And hurtfully, I don't come up. Who does come up? I'm going to search right now. What did she search? Tell me again. Skinny white boy, long hair, brown. Jacob Elordi comes up., brown. Jacob Elordi comes up. Close enough.

Jacob Elordi. Oh, that's really funny. And guess who else I got mistaken for? Who? When I was in Adelaide, we went to Mary's Pop and the nightclub there. Oh, yeah. I've heard it. It's great.

Oh, my God, it's a hoot. And you know how you go through security, they check your ID, and then you go to a second desk where you pay for entry? Uh-huh. At the second desk, again, I got hit with, I know you. Yeah. I know you, don't I? Yeah, and you're at a gay bar.

You think, well, these are my people. Yeah, exactly. And he goes, you don't have to pay. I'm going to let you in for free. And I was like, really? And he goes, yeah, you're Luke Combs. Are you – The country star.

You're joking. The country singer. The country singer, yeah. And I was like, if it means I'm getting free entry. Yes, I. The country singer. The country singer, yeah. And I was like, if it means I'm getting free entry. Yes, I am Luke Cain. Yee-haw. Yee-haw, mate. Yee-haw.

Where do I park me cattle? That's me. Luke Cain. Luke Cain. That's so offensive. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search couple of Mitches.

If you don't, you're a little bitch. Yes, so as we return to regular programming here at Is It Just Me. Back to business as usual. Balance is restored, some would say. Well, Jenna might disagree with that. I completely disagree. Jenna is still here, as we've established, and as you would have seen on the Is It Just Me socials and on the feed,

over the last few weeks we've had a fill-in show, The Misfits. Highly successful. Well, that's not what the ratings say. Yeah, the ratings do. I actually just checked. Did you really? Yeah. Well, that's not what the press says either.

Well, are you ready for a Misfit reunion, Jenna, because they're joining us over the net right now. Yes. Oh, I miss you guys. Oscar and Sam, welcome back. Hello. Hello, you. Oh, I wish you were here. Oh, I wish you were here.

Oh, I miss you, Jenna. It feels weird. I miss you so much. I miss you more. You guys hosted the show for two weeks. This is ridiculous. It's like the Friends reunion with James Corden. Four weeks.

Four weeks. Well, four weeks. Famously. Four weeks is what we thought. But, I mean, I've heard rumours that there was a sort of bulk recording session. But we can go into that later. That's wrong. That's absolutely not true.

And I hate all the rumours to say that we didn't go to Japan. You could see it out the window. I agree. Yeah. I agree. In the famously non-windowed studio. You could see it out the window. Guys, I do want to say, Mitch and I don't want to be awful.

Thank you so much. Thank you for filling in. No, you did us a huge favour. So, this is an air check, which is just us giving feedback. That doesn't mean you did a 100% shit job. But, hey, if you reunite the misfits and do this fill-in thing again, you can take this on board as a way to improve. We've got a couple of notes, but overall,

fucking thrilled with the job you did. Yeah, round of applause. Well done. Round of applause. Okay. Thank you. No, it was a lot of fun. Like, before we get into it, it was really fun and rather intimidating,

like going into an already established show and us doing our own thing. I get what you're saying, Oscar. I would imagine, and you can speak to this, Jenna, what you guys did was almost what King Charles would have felt when his mother died and he had to step up sort of with very little notice, with immense pressure in public eye, immense wealth. And, I mean, you guys, you guys, you swam. Yeah, and, you know, at first I was apprehensive

and I didn't really want to do it. But as soon as we got in the studio, we just clicked. And I've never had that feeling before. Oh, fuck you. Now let's have a look at what our idiots have said. Overwhelmingly positive feedback, which is a good thing. Benson Roberts said, Mitch is on Mondays and Misfits on Wednesdays, as an idea.

Fuck you. Absolutely not. Trying to shave one of our days a week. Well, that was a very quick no. Yeah, no, that will not be happening. And then Hannah Jones said, no way, give them their own day, Misfit Friday. Well, that was a very quick no. You know, that will not be happening. And then Hannah Jones said, no way, give them their own date, Misfit Friday. Thoughts?

Um, yeah, I'm in. I don't know. I'm in. Like, you all know and everyone knows that I'm in to it, so it just depends on if Sam and Jenna are on the same page. I would prioritise it. Yeah, so that's my first worry, right, is because immediately, Jenna,

you've now got three shows to do and you're already feeling burnt out and you're just like, oh, yeah, sure, I'll come in. What are the three shows? The three here, Monday, Wednesday, and then it would be Friday. But, like, obviously I'd just ditch one of your days. Right. How about this? What if next time we're away you just fill in again?

How's that? You don't have to do one a week because I can see the fear in Sam's eyes. I mean, I'd do it just because I get to spend more time with my chicken. A bunch of people that cry burnout as soon as they get one extra hour on their schedule. I'm shocked at how easy you guys can fit in a whole extra podcast. Let's have a look at some more feedback from the idiots. Katrina Duncan said, OMG, misfits.

You've mentioned added Deborah 19 times in the first five minutes. What is she talking about? Yeah, what's that? I'm not sure what she's talking about. I don't follow. There was also some shit about wishing people felt 2% better. 2%? I heard that.

What's that culty shit you pulled out of your ass, Oscar? I've never said that. What's that culty shit you pulled out of your ass, Oscar? I've never said that. No, that was my fault because I'd watched a Paul Smarter White ad, you know, 2% fat, not real milk. So I just had that on the brain during the day and it didn't hit me until I heard it back. I mean, I've got a bit of personal feedback. I was going to say, let's get on to the notes.

That's how these air checks work. You would know, Cheery working in radio. Of course. They fucking listen back to your work in front of, let's get on to the notes. Yeah. That's how these air checks work. You would know, Cherry working in radio. Of course. They fucking listen back to your work in front of you and then rip it to shreds in a way. That's what an air check is. It's how you grow. You listen back to the product and we critique and we give notes and then you improve. I just want to kick things off with a note of mine.

I got a fat dose of deja vu listening to one of the episodes you did because I thought, fuck, that sounds familiar. Cherry, I want to see if this sounds familiar to you. Ready for this? This is part of the Misfits episode. Is it just you, Callerong? Okay, yeah. Is it just me or does everyone enjoy the smell of their own farts?

You filthy bitch. What is wrong with you? Right, that definitely smells familiar, that one. Does it? It does, doesn't it? Let's do a little throwback to a moment when Mitch and I were here. It sounds awfully familiar, doesn't it? Is it just me?

Is smelling your own farts kind of fun? Just you, you filthy unhinged bitch, honestly. What's wrong with you? What? No, it's word's wrong with you? What? No, it's worded differently. No. Yeah, it's different. Filthy bitch, what's wrong with you?

It's basically plagiarism. Oscar, your response was word for word what Mitchell said. No, no, I will say I took someone's homework and just reworded it. Oscar, I know you're from a theatre background, but I don't think you realise when I asked you to fill in, this wasn't an understudy role. You didn't have to learn my script and repeat the lines exactly as the lead cast would.

Exactly right. Honestly, like I just called him Melania Trump. I just took Michelle Obama's speech and I just went with it, you know. I forgot about that. I understand. I understand. But, Sam, you don't get away with it. Sam put on 40 kilos just to fill in for me, which I thought is impressive.

I did the opposite of Ozempic, actually. Yeah. I just want to ask in all sincerity, who put that fucking call to wear? Because Sam barely listens to the podcast. He might not have known that it was a topic we'd already covered. Yeah, who was doing the bulk of the producing? Who produced that caller? Who put that call to air?

Executive produced the contraceptive diaphragm, Sam. Well, I believe, well, I put that call to air because I thought it was hilarious. However, the source of that caller was from another person. What do you mean? It was clearly Jenna. I don't want to name names. Wait, you were the only person in the room for both calls. Yeah, you mean? It was clearly Jenna. Yeah. I don't want to name names. Wait, you were the only person in the room for both calls. Yeah, you were present.

We run that bit of audio every few weeks in our show opener. Yes, it's in the opener. You should know that that's been done before. Yeah, I know, but I was under pressure and I had someone else, but then they dropped out, so I got Megan, who works with us, and she... Wait, wait, wait. It wasn't even a real call. What?

I feel so betrayed. How do you two feel? What do you mean it was in the open? Wow. Here they are. This is the downfall of the misfits. They're all chummy chummy. We all love each other, but this is what it's like working with Jenna, guys.

Really. She's a liar. People are like, oh, no, she's not getting a massage. She was actually getting a massage while taking that call. What are you talking about? I didn't even listen. Oh, that was part of it. She was in the middle of a massage.

That's one thing I've got with these guys. No context given. The socials clips that I saw all over social media. Here it is. Long-awaited cat AI. What do you mean long-awaited? I don't know who the fuck you are. I hadn't heard that episode.

I was like, what the fuck? Because I was tagged in it too. Well, all I'm going to say is that goes to show how supportive you were that you didn't even listen to the episode and you start questioning no context. Well said. If you listen. I'll be the in it too. Yeah. Well, all I'm going to say is that goes to show how supportive you were that you didn't even listen to the episode and you start questioning no context. Well said. So if you listen. I'll be the first to admit I didn't listen to all of them, but I listened to like, I think the first couple.

Yes. Yeah. So did I. And this is a personal gripe I have with you, Oscar. Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do this to my chicken. I think you guys did really well, truthfully. But something that you kept doing, Oscar, was referring to past moments on the podcast as if you were there for them.

You just kept going, yes, when we do pig week. Oh, yes, when we take the callers. Don't be mean. When we do Is It Just You? And it was very sweet, but it's kind of like if an elf was talking about Christmas and got all excited and said, yes, when we deliver the toys. Oh, when we fly in the sleigh. You're not Santa, mate. You're not fucking Santa.

Don't pretend. You're a little elf. Don't be mean. He's my Santa. You want to talk don't be mean, Jenna? You're the one that just keeps throwing it in our face that you prefer working with the misfits over us. Yeah, I do.

Actually, while we're on the topic, can you believe this? Mitchell, I was rejected as a guest from my own podcast. So was I. Yeah. So was I. I was meant to be on episode four, but they bumped me. Oh, my God, they bumped me from episode one. Fuck that.

Yeah, that's true. I messaged Jenna and said, hey, are you guys still recording Thursday? Because Mitch went away before me and I was still here doing my radio show. But please, Jenna, proceed to tell us not to be rude. And then I said, Jenna, are you recording? No, just don't be rude to my chickens. You can be rude to anyone else. But wouldn't you think?

No. No, all right. You wouldn't think, famously. Well, all I'll say is that in terms of episode four, there was a scheduling conflict from my end. I had a lot of doctor appointments that I couldn't remember. Oh, yes, of course. No, we hope you're all right.

So I wasn't in good health at one point. So I hope you feel awful now. But no, I didn't even know, Turi, that you asked about that one. So I can't speak for that. Who did you ask about that one? Who rejected you? Jenna. I said, are you recording tomorrow?

Yeah, that's true. As planned. And Jenna said, no, Friday. No budging, no moving. Oh, and that's your day off. It is. Well, I was flying away. I couldn't.

I was flying. Yeah, well, I'm not going to change the date that we're recording. No, for the host of the show. No, why would you? No, it's all right. It was a nice break. It was a nice break from our show, Mitchell. Yeah, no, it was a good break.

And I'm glad that you guys kept our seats warm. Any other feedback from you? Yeah, I was just fucking pissed off that you guys, when you wanted to go, what was it called? Chapin in Papin or something? It's Yapin in Japin. Yapin in Japin. We won't go into the cultural nuances of how that's offensive. I know it's not, but it just felt racist.

It felt wrong. No, no, no, no, no. It felt wrong. It's technically not. It was just fucking getting real close, you know? Like, oh, let's do Bindiya in India. Even though it's okay, it feels wrong. No, it was a great story arc that came from my first idjim.

And as the radio professionals would know, which you don't, story arcs are important to keep people listening. Got it. Yeah. It's a good story arc. It was successful. Yeah, no, it was. It was successful.

There was a lot of cut through. It wouldn't have been as successful if you hadn't disrupted my time off to get the merch on the website just saying I played a part. Well, here's what I take issue with. The fact that to get funding for Chapin and Yappin. No, Yappin and Jappin. Sorry, Yappin and Jappin. Fappin and Yallappin.

Yeah, yeah, just like last night. I did not even get approached when you were trying to dip into our extremely hefty kiddio. And I'll have you know I have just as much kiddio access as Mitchell Coombs. That's true. 50-50 split. Actually, you don't anymore.

I forgot to tell you they sent a replacement card. I'll have to give you the new detail. Well, at the time, at the time I did. At the time. But also, jokes on these misfit dickheads because all the merch on our website just goes into the kiddio, which we've not given them access to anyway. So we've actually just fucking made money off you, idiots.

Well, I see, Turi, seeing as you're very much, you know, now saying there's a potential that we could have reached out to you, we've said in the final episode of the Misfits podcast that we are planning a real Japanese trip for Christmas. So would you be able to fund that? Wait, don't fucking book a holiday over Christmas. That's when we need you to come back. No, we're doing the episodes from Japan.

Okay, all right. And Oscar's really generous latest grinder hookup has offered to accompany us and teach us Japanese. Lovely. Well, all I was saying was I'm the fun dad. I'm very frivolous with the spending. So if you had come to me, you'd all be in kimonos. That's true.

No, we wouldn't have got a response. You would have. No, that's not true. That's not true. Very quiet from Chook and Oscar as well, I will point out. Wow. Yes, wow. There is some tension.

I really don't have much time. No, Chunkin, Chunkin, you're just a weirdo girl. I'm just a weirdo girl. Huh? What have we done? I'm just a weirdo girl. Well, you'd know if you listened, so that's all I'm going to say. I think I did hear that episode and I had no idea what was going on.

We're just weirdo girls. Neither did I, and I was there. F and I had no idea what was going on. With your little girl. Neither did I. And I was there. Felt like you said, well, well done. Overall, very impressive. Yeah. Overall, it was very positive feedback. If it's a couple of little notes, it's in don't fucking take the words right out of

my mouth next time. Exactly. And if anything, we had FOMO. We'd love to join the Misfits next time you're in action. Oh, that'd be great. That'd be good fun. Having all of us in the studio would be just really fun in general. Will there be next time?

Are you happy to do this again if we have more time off? Yeah, absolutely. And I'll choose my wording different next time. Oh, please, no. For all of us. Run it through a thesaurus. That's hard to say with a lisp. God.

Yeah, of course. No, well done. And the Ijem family loved it, which is all we want, really. No, very proud of you, Miss Fitz. Well done. We are. And we appreciate it. Oh, thank you, guys.

Thank you. Any feedback for us at all? Yeah, more time off would be great, actually, yeah. Yeah. Actually, there's one final note I forgot. This isn't a question, Jenna. It's more just an FYI. I have added a dollar to the swear jar on your behalf.

Oh, no, no. As I made it clear, it was my podcast during the time, so I do not have to. She mentioned Jonesy and Amanda. I did that intentionally because it's my podcast. No, that's where you're wrong. It was my podcast. I was one of the misfits, and so during that time,

I don't have to pay. Here's how it works from my point of view. Let's just say, like, we're Coles, the Coles group, and there's a company-wide policy that you can't grope your colleagues, and then there's some smug fucking store manager at a Coles Express being like, no, my store, my rules. Correct. Bend over, sweetheart.

I expect you to uphold the company policies even when we're not here. No, I disagree. So what you're saying is that we're liquor land. Yes. Yes, correct. You guys are liquor land. Or red bottle, whatever the fuck. I will say in Jenna's defence, I did say to her she can go for it if she wants.

That wasn't your call to make, bub. Got it, yeah. No, I just think you guys, I mean, there's been no thank you from the three of you. No. None at all. Well, actually there has, but you didn't see it. I did a massive post on the injury.

That's true. Oh, I still have you blocked. So let me unblock you. So, yeah, there was a thank you post there. Oh, gorgeous. Just letting you know. No, no. Jokes aside, you did very well.

Yeah, no. Genuinely. Thank you. It was great to have some familiar voices on the feed while we were away. Oh, well, we're very happy to have you back. I mean, personally, we're not. But, like, it's great that you're here. All right.

Well, listen, first week back. Yeah. Don't dust it, guys. Thanks for joining us, misfits and idiots. It's great to be back with you. Please. And we'll be back again on Monday. Great to be back with you, Mitchell.

I've missed you. Likewise, darling. Honest to God. You can leave us a five- we'll be back again on Monday. Great to be back with you, Mitchell. I've missed you. Likewise, darling. Honest to God. You can leave us a five-star review. We'd love it. Five stars, Apple Podcasts, Spotify. I'm glad you got one of those in Oscar towards the very end of the show, which was good.

I'm glad. Get our extra five stars, baby, and we'll see you all in a week. Catch you then, idiots. Bye-bye. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.

Welcome to AD Debrief. Our secret segment on the end. Underlined. Misfits. Yeah. What the fuck? It's Idjim 101. We've done it since show number one.

The secret segment. Well, I didn't know there was that much commitment to the bit, to be honest with you. We've been committed since the start of the show. Honestly, Sam, I'm not blaming you in a way because I'm self-aware enough to admit that you don't fucking listen to our show when you're not on it. No. And so you don't realise that we've committed to the bit.

Oscar, maybe it slipped your mind, but Jenna, who is here every single fucking episode with us and with The Misfits, that's where you should have put your foot in and said, Sam, Sam, no, we don't talk about it at the start of the episode. It's just I was having so much fun that I forgot about all the former rules. Listen, if you're new here, this is the secret segment we've done since show number one, and we do not talk about it in the main show. It's just for the loyalty.

It's just for those that are smart enough to stick around and realise there's still more show to go. How dare you leak our company secrets. Indeed. You know what, that's like the newest hiree at KFC walking out with a megaphone and going, Oregano, salt, pepper, paprika. Like, no, we don't talk about that. Well, at least we know now.

It only took us a month. Yes, we know now. It's all right. Like we said, it's an air check. Just little things for next time. Correct. It's a slap on the wrist. It's a slap on the wrist.

It's nothing more. Oscar, we better let you get back to work. Sorry, we've held you up for a air check. Just little things for next time. Correct. It's a slap on the wrist. It's a slap on the wrist. It's nothing more. Oscar, we better let you get back to work. Sorry, we've held you up for a minute. Oscar's in the meat room. Where are you? You look like it's an Al-Qaeda video. He's being held captive. I know.

It looks like he's coming to us live from Abu Ghraib. Are you all right? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm just hiding in the stock room because it's the only quiet place in the whole place. Got it. All right. I also thought on a positive note, I actually thought that Oscar the only quiet place in the whole place. Got it. All right. I also thought on a positive note, I actually thought that Oscar did a good job at like the anchoring side of things.

I agree. Yeah, kept a very good eye. Did you notice that too? I did notice. It's not easy to do. And actually, it's very hard to make it look seamless as you push through and try to churn along with the show. So you did that very well, Chuck.

Especially trying to shut Jenna up. Thank you. My God. I can tell you what, you had a Red Bull before every show. I've never heard a more vocal Jenna. I thought either she's got a wee vibe in or she's had a fucking monster energy drink because she was on something well i found out on the show that she doesn't drink coffee and the way that my jaw dropped what like you know that but wait we've been doing this podcast for years and often i'll pop to the cafe and i'll say do you want a

coffee yeah i get it she gets a hot I'll say, do you want a coffee? She gets a hot chocolate or a chai. You've never once said, I don't drink coffee. No, I always get an almond hot chocolate. I think I know because I'm here at work. You've never said to me that you don't drink coffee. How the fuck do you get up early without drinking coffee? That is bizarre.

You never listen to me. I swear you've never told me you don't drink coffee. I always offer and she just goes, no, thanks. Because I've already had my hot chocolate. Wow. How do you actually do these early hours without drinking coffee? Genuine question. I just don't like coffee on my tongue.

Would you go on Mokra? That's like gateway coffee. Half hot chocolate, half coffee. Yeah, I've tried that, but like. What about a weak coffee? No, I don't want coffee. What about tea? The caffeine's really good. Yeah, but I like my hot chocolate. Okay, we'll weak coffee? No, I don't want coffee. What about tea? The caffeine's really good.

Yeah, but I like my hot chocolate. Okay, we'll stick with it if it works for you. Yeah. Works for you. Yeah. That could be the cure to her burnout, getting hooked on caffeine. Yeah, true. You haven't tried it.

Yeah, that's true. All right, guys. Well, that was all we had. Nothing else. Yeah, we'll let you go, Misfits. Sorry for berating you. Yeah, that's all right. That's all right.

I think it was rather a light tapping, to be honest. I had a message going, can't wait for you to rip into the misfits. I genuinely don't have anything to rip into them about. Neither do I. Just a couple of little notes. I'd like to see that message. I can show you the message. There was another message that I got from Hayley that said, train wreck, but I did love it.

Yeah, that was the brief, actually. That's what we were going for. To be fair, that's what we said. We said we want it to be a train wreck, but be lovable. Which is just like a regular podcast anyway. I was going to say that too. I actually love that. Well done, guys. Oscar, back to work.

Sam, back to being handsome. Thank you. It's a full-time job. Miss you, Paul. Chat to you soon. Bye. Bye, Chookins. See you, babes.

Bye, Chookins. Bye. See ya. I'm worried that Oscar was actually upset by that. I think he went quiet. He was actually upset by what I said. Was it his phone playing up again or was it just he actually just didn't have anything to say to it? No, because he tried so hard.

No. And you just brought him down and... No, we didn't. We didn't bring him down. And it's just very upsetting. We're working with you guys. Also, I'll be honest with you. We didn't really talk about the show as if it's his as much.

I just came up with that Santa Claus joke earlier and wanted to ease it in. I even told Mitchell on Messenger. I sent Mitchell a voice note with that. I went, I want to bring it in. It's a funny joke. That was quite funny. Thank you. He's all right.

You know what? I actually didn't even get to say that. I think he looks very handsome with his new buzz cut. Oh, you're backpedaling, aren't you? No, you asked even. I genuinely said, fuck, Oscar should have done it years ago. He looks so good with a shaved head. He does look very good.

Yeah, I like it. It really suits him. I noticed as well. Yeah, in that photo shoot you guys did, did you have a wind fan? It looked like contraceptive diaphragm. Sam was caught in fucking Hurricane Birdie or whatever. Beryl. Beryl.

What photo shoot? You mean the cover art? No, the cover art was the photoshopped like old English one. Yeah, right. But they did a photo shoot here in the desk where Sam was mid-laugh. He was doing the cheery pit sniff. Oh, the cover art was the photoshopped like old English one. Yeah, right. But they did a photo shoot here in the desk where Sam was mid-laugh. He was doing the cheery pit sniff. Oh, yeah. Jenna was standing there like she had a broom inside her. No, the pit push is

the one where it goes under the arms. Can you do it, Jenna? The pit sniff? This? Yeah, she did it earlier. But Jenna has tits, so it doesn't work. I've done it again, mate. My pits are going to stink after that. Oh, my God, use the tide pen. You've got wet pit. Do I? Yeah, look, Mitch, a wet drop out of pit. Oh, bugger.

I'll just let it dry. I don't need the fucking stain removal pit. True, don't waste it. They're not very full. It is in my purse. I've been carrying it around. I'm telling you. Just waiting for the day I have a stain.

It's a really good gift. I never said it wasn't. I wanted to get you in Vegas. Actually, I did actually get one for you, but I didn't bring it. Oh, good. You walk through the street and they give you, you've been to Vegas, Mitch, they give you cards with naked women. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

With sex workers that you can book. And I was trying to get one that said. They actually didn't hand me one of those. Did they? I saw what was going on but they were like, let's not waste paper here. He's not going to book one of our sluts. They handed it to me.

Of course they did. They gave one to me as well. And my mum. They thought you were swingers, lesbian swingers. Well, I was waiting. I was collecting them Because I wanted to get one That said Jenna

But there wasn't It was a lot of Sandy A lot of Braxton Destiny Hope No Jenna Oh I'm disappointed No

Mitchell Actually When I was in Vegas Everyone was like You need to get TodayTix You need to get TodayTix It's an app Yeah

You guys are across I've got it Oh really Yeah Oh okay You can get it with Sydney, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. You can get it with Sydney stuff as well. Really? Yeah.

Oh, I downloaded it and I was like, what can I get last minute? Lady Gaga. Tickets to see Lady Gaga. Wait, did you go to the Jazz and Piano? She was there. The final two performances when I was in town. And you didn't go? $600 US.

That's where you go. Do you realise what I paid to go to her fucking vagrant residency? Did you pay more than that? Oh, he paid a lot. Did you actually pay more than that? It was like, I think it was $1.4 grand. A ticket? Yeah, because I booked in advance, but then when I was there, I went on TodayTix, and I was like,

well, $600 is practically a bargain at this point, so I went twice. Oh my god. And I also got scammed, remember that? I remember, I remember. I was on the phone to my mum crying, being like, call the bank. I've been scammed twice. I got god. And I also got scammed. Remember that? I was on the phone to my mum crying. Being like, call the bank. I've been scammed twice. I got scammed too. Caesar's Palace. My friend Kristen, we go get pizza, right? We're walking through the strip

and we're starving. So we stop and get pizza at this fucking pizza joint. And then she's got six slices left. And she's like, I really want to keep it. And I'm like, babe, you're on holiday. She's like, come on. We're not home. Sean would do that a lot. An annoying me. Not be able to finish his fucking hand-off giant schnitzel, put it in

a bloody container and then leave it in the hotel fridge. He has no intention of returning to it. Get this. So Kristen goes, I want to keep this pizza. I'm like, we're in Vegas. She's like, I want it. I'm like, whatever. It's your holiday. Take it. So she's got this box. Mind you, we've got to walk the whole strip. So we're sightseeing going through the Venetian, walking through the canals and she's holding this fucking oily

pizza box i'm like good for you so lesbian coded but whatever we what is lesbian about leftover pizza just like you know i lesbian because i also love a good leftover no it's just so resourceful you know like i just it's good for them so we're in the hotel room and we get there open the mini bar fridge and it's one of those shallow fridges. It's probably no more than 10 centimetres deep for one row of drinks. And we go, fuck, I'll chuck it out. She's like, no, I want to keep the pizza. So she opens it, gets on her knees, and puts the individual pieces of pizza on top of every Coke can like this.

Oh, what? Not even a napkin between them. Oh, no. On top of a can of Coke. What the fuck? On top of a can of Sprite. On top of a box of Pringles. On top of a can of Coke. What the fuck? On top of a can of Sprite. On top of a box of Pringles. On top of a bottle of champagne.

And I'm like, whatever you want, babe. Just finish the pizza, bitch. What I thought, we go to checkout and I go, don't forget the pizza. We don't want to get in trouble. So she takes the pizza off. She throws it out. We go to checkout and they go, sir, you enjoyed your stay at Caesars Palace, Vegas?

I was like, so much fun. She's like, just closing up the bill. We've got the parking. I'm like, uh-huh. She's like, just closing up the bill. We've got the parking. I'm like, uh-huh. She's like, we've got the fee that you've already booked via Agoda. I'm like, yep, good. And she's like, we also have the minibar fee coming out to $290 US dollars. What?

What? Minibar fee. But you didn't take anything, did you? That's right. And I said, we didn't touch anything. That's an error. She's like, sir, our minibars are weight sensitive. Oh my God, it's one of those.

And I went, oh no. We didn't take anything, but we put something on top of it. She's like, that would have set off the trigger, even if it's more or less weight, because people fill them back up with water. So whatever the weight change is, gets charged. But wait, you get a bottle of wine at the bottle and then you want to pop it in the fridge. Are they going to charge you for it?

Not allowed. What the fuck? Oh, that's so. So then I said, we didn't drink it. So could you just scrub it? And she's like, well, sir, an investigation will now have to take place into room 3799. I'm like, okay, so...

How much can six bits of pizza weigh, really? Exactly, that's what I thought. So anyway, we had to pay it and they're going to refund us at the end of the investigation, which I haven't heard from yet. Oh, my God. I know, a little fucking Caesar's Palace investigator. We've run out of time today, but we're calling those bastards next week. Yeah. Oh, they are. I'd love to. Maybe today, but we're calling those bastards next week. Yeah.

They are. I'd love to. Maybe Dot Wiggins. I'm fucking furious on your behalf. That's unacceptable. Mitchell Dot loves Vegas. Her last international trip was to Vegas. I bet she's a Trump voter.

Fucking hell. She saw Elvis live in Vegas. She did. The first ever residency. Yeah. She did. Wait, sorry. You didn't go to the Gaga show?

No. Well, you're an idiot, aren't you? No. But can I just say, hand on heart, one of the best musicals I've ever seen in my life is Titanic. So gay. It's so brilliant. It's coming to Australia.

You must see Titanic. It's so good. Oh, I fucking will with Bell's one. It's just like a Venn diagram of all my interests. Titanic, musical theatre, bit of comedy thrown in there. I don't know if Celine Dion is one of my interests but I'm interested enough. I do get her confused with Shania

but you're a Shania girl. They couldn't be more different. They're so different. But Shania Twain, Celine Dion. Same rhythm. No, not at all. Shania Twain, Celine Dion. Same lyrics, same syllables. Shania is three, Twain is one. Celine Dion is two, two. But all up, four syllables in total.

All up. Correct. So do you also confuse Celine Dion is two two But all up Four syllables in title All up Correct So do you also confuse Celine Dion with Jenna Benson? No You don't Often You've got six persons as well Yeah yeah So that gets so deeply confusing

And also she's a hybrid Because she's a bit horse girly like Shania She is Jenna is Celine Dion and Shania Twain Reincarnated But they're both alive They're both alive Still

Still reincarnated They're both alive and well. Well, not well, but they're alive. Should we text Chookit and say you did well? If you want. I think you should. We're actually on the misfit side, you realise. This division was created by them.

Do we think we're going to let them come back or no? What do you think? I'm happy for them to do it. I'm right here. Well, I'm talking to my co-host and co-owner of the conglomerate that is Is It Just Me? It's just the board. Oh, I can't. No, I'm happy for them to do it. I'm right here. Well, I'm talking to my co-host and co-owner of the conglomerate that is Is It Just Me? It's just the board. Oh, I can't. No, I'm happy for them to do it.

In Japan? Yeah, well, I'm certainly not coming to Japan with you. No. My ADHD medication's illegal there. I'm not fucking going there ever. Oh, what? Yeah. My fucking psychiatrist had to, like, bail one of his clients out of prison there.

I bet that's- He had to vouch for one of his clients. That's going to happen to me. Absolutely. And I'll podcast. Maybe you should go to Japan, Jenna. I'll bring all my medication. Yeah, no, it's a bit tricky, the medication overseas.

I didn't take my vitamins away and I really felt it. I live on vitamins and I just didn't take any away. I love vitamins. I rattle in the morning. I'm full of them. You got your aloe one. No, I gave that to Mitchell, my degas debloat. Yeah.

How offensive. I know. Debloat. Anyway, should we get out of here? I think we should. Thank you for listening, idiots. We simply love you. We do.

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