Is It Just Me? - #227: Scratch & Sniff

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

In this episode: Revising the IIJM phonetic alphabet (04:44) Our spelling bee (11:11) Sean means well… (24:12) Do you scratch & sniff ya bits? (32:10) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (38:25)   Check out our merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello, you. Hello, you. Go! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. In high school, I thought compulsory meant you had a choice, so my year advisor, Mrs Moyman, went,

oh, no, Mitch Math is compulsory. I went, fantastic! I'll do two courses of drama. Now here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. Oh, Mitch, you're looking very demure, very mindful. What do you mean?

Just very mindful, very demure. Oh, you're going to be proud of me, actually, in terms of my presentation today. Guess what? I've finally decided to yield. I'm wearing baggy jeans Oh my, get up, I didn't even notice I know But I did think you were very demure

Look Show me, hold that leg up Oh, he's got the Pilates shakes too Oh ding, look at you go Show me the butt, your butt looks good See, I don't think that it showcases my gorgeous tush enough Stand in the corner of the room It's too loose

Stand in the corner please No it does, Trust me, because if it's too tight, it's kind of like, look here. But the illusion of being extra padded is like, what's under there? Ooh. It's mystery, you know? You're giving people 80% and they can find the other 20.

I do have some pairs of jeans, because you know, I love my skinny jeans. I've got some that are a little bit too tight around the rump to the point where it's like there is not just cheeks, there is crack. Yes, yeah, right. It goes in there a bit, you know? Yeah, I get your feeling.

I like mine super baggy. I want to be able to fit a second person inside my pants. Oh, just, that's a bit too baggy for me. These are somewhere in the middle, I reckon. Why? Why? Is it because of the peer pressure? Is it because I pressured you into it?

Or is it society? Just because I, after claiming that I'm not ready to let skinny jeans go, I realise it's winter. I'm actually a bit sick of them. They're not comfy. But neither are these. They are, Mitchell. No, these ones aren't.

Are you high-waisting them or you've got a belt on, don't you? I tried the high-waist, but there was definite bulging happening. Oh, there was moose knuckling. Yeah, you've kind of got to decide a side of the pants seem to put it. I did that thing where I ordered a million pairs of pants on ASOS and they just returned the ones I didn't like. Oh, I love it. I typed in high waist and just kind of got one of everything

and none of them were good. They were all moose knuckling. Yeah. So this one's just sitting around the waist, which I don't like. Good for you. I don't have that problem for some reason. What? Moose knuckling.

Really? Yeah, I think mine kind of just goes inverted. I think there's so much sort of centristal force that it just pulls inside. I don't think I've ever seen you in high-waisted pants because the amount of times I can see your ass crack, they're hanging that low, your pants. They are not! My pants are at my belly button now. Are they? Yeah.

Pricekeeper Jenna's here as well. Hi, what are you wearing? Hi. Have you got a camel toe today, Jenna? No, not... Well, I don't think so. Oh, I don't want to look. This feels predatory. Oh, you look fantastic. See, I wish I could wear jeans that go that high. You can. No. But Mitchell, I don't think so. Oh, I don't want to look. This feels predatory. Oh, you look fantastic. See, I wish I could wear jeans that go that high. You can. No.

But, Mitchell, I've got testicles and a penis. Thanks for reassuring me. And I do quite well in terms of, you know, proportion. Yeah. As are you. I'd only imagine it, as Sean has told me after a few drinks. I think you need to put into, mine currently, let me feel. Jen, actually, give me your hand.

To the left of my seat. Oh, yeah, yeah. Why the left? Well, it's just sort of how the way it works, you know? Oh, sorry, I've misunderstood what a moose knuckle is. That's what the problem was. The bulge was to one side. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, no, a moose knuckle. Which is still not ideal. Oh, that's not a moose knuckle. That's more of like a hockey puck sort of situation. A moose knuckle is the split down the middle. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So you've just got to rock it to one side. And then you wear a shirt. You tuck your shirts in, though, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, I know I'm fucked. Okay, split down the middle. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you just got to rock it to one side. And then you wear a shirt that you tuck your shirts in though, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, I know I'm fucked. Okay, that's the problem. They're also just quite heavy, these jeans.

It's really fucking hot. I pictured your dick then for a second. No. They're also quite heavy, my balls and penis. The shaft is quite thick. Well, listen, we'll put a photo of Mitch's noose and knuckle on the Idrim socials and you be the judge. I don't think so.

How does he solve it? We should. You look great. You look very nice. Your nail polish is on point. Thanks for noticing. You're definitely in an experimental fashion era, I've noticed.

You're trying different things, trial and error. Errors? Sorry. Well, Jenna and I were both talking and, you know, with trial comes error. That was Jenna's words. This is actually the most experimental I've been. Baggy jeans.

Yes. I wish I could just rock trackies every day and not look like a caravan park piece of shit. You can, but you need to have like a night. If you just do trackies and then you wear a designer bag on it, everyone's like, chic. You just get one nice fancy bag or a very expensive pair of shoes. That's a good point. And people say, oh, it's all intentional.

I don't want to do that. I don't want to go buying designer shit. But just buy one. No. You sure? I've got good dealers. I've also got good dealers. Yeah, we're into very different bags.

Prizekeeper Jenna, how have you been? I've been good, yeah. Can we just rewind a bit to Wednesday's episode with our phonetic alphabet? Official IJM alphabet, yes. G for Jenna. Yeah, G for Jenna. We put it out there, the phonetic

alphabet that we decided on, but our idiots have come through with some suggestions that I think should be in our alphabet. We should bump some of our ideas. Oh, we're making amendments, are we? Yes, I think we should make amendments because some of these ideas are way better. Remember how we were really struggling with the letter Z? That was hard.

But we did say open to suggestions. Yes. We ended up with Zaddy, but we're like, surely we can do better. And my God, Eve Kelly came through with Zed for Zumba. Oh, brilliant. Added in. You added in. Incredible.

Approved. Yes. D for Dot Wiggins. We've already got diaphragm for Sam, though. Yeah. Yeah, we do need a reference of Sam. But Dot has who, right? With an H.

Yeah, great. That's funny. Sure. As long as Dot is covered in some capacity, because she's not long for this earth. Claudia said, since you already have H for who, can we have W for when? I think that's fair, isn't it? Yeah, that's good. Sure.

Yeah, let's do that. What was W anyway? Who? We have who there twice. Oh, yeah. Okay, now I can relinquish one who. T currently is tunnel. Someone suggested totally. I like tunnel, though. I like tunnel.ish one who. T currently is tunnel. Someone suggested totally.

I like tunnel, though. I like tunnel. Sorry tunnel is... It goes way back. Remember when we sorry tunneled famed manifestation guru Zoe Marshall's child son? Yes. Oh, how good is this? Paul said S instead of Stephen and Sean should be S for sorry so that it flows in the alphabet.

S, T, sorry, tunnel. Oh, that's brilliant. Oh, that's brilliant. Yeah, that's good. Sorry, Stephen and Sean. You've been bumped. You've got our love. That's very smart. I don't know about this one.

Y for yappin'. Yeah, yappin' and jappin'. Yeah, but that's a U reference. That's a U. We weren't there for that. This is the IJM alphabet. No. Well, I thought it was a great suggestion.

Great suggestion. We currently have M for Mitch's. It's accurate, but it's lazy. I agree. We didn't put much thought into that one. What are some suggestions? There's two front runners for me. One is Megan!

Yes. Remember that? Yeah, of course. And the other one is Maddie. I don't know. Not sure what they're referencing. Neither do I. It's a nice name.

Beautiful name. So it's two names we can choose between. Megan! Or Maddie. What if M is just asterisks? What about missing? Or just Megan? Megan's good.

You know, I don't want to get in any trouble. Yeah. With the prior deluge police department. Oh, you mentioned it. No, I can say it, can't I? You can't say that. We did charge a dollar last time. I'll put it in.

But that's okay. I've had a good month. Yeah, you have actually. You really time. I'll put it in. I'll have a due. I've had a good month. Yeah, you have actually. You really have. I'll send it in. Some people are disputing C for Connie, which is Jenna's cat. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Could be cookbook.

Oh. Remember that, the Housewives reference? That is very idgim. I like cookbook. I like cookbook. I like Connie. Okay, two votes for cookbook. Yeah, sorry about that.

I vote for Cathy. It's out. Cathy. And I out. Cathy. And I think we got a bit lazy with the letter A. Why did we commit to ABBA? Yeah, that was shocking. That was so random. It's got nothing to do with it.

What else do we have for A? Someone suggested an authentic Amaretto Sour using Dizerono. That's funny. But is that going to make sense in five years' time? I reckon. I mean that going to make sense in five years' time? I reckon. I mean, lion still makes sense. Are we still running those ads? Not anymore.

Oh. But yeah. They were good ads. They were great ads. We actually made one for Mitchell. Sure. Why not? An authentic amaretto sour using diserona.

Done. Locked in. So should we hear the revised edition? Yeah. The new and improved Idjim alphabet. And this is final. Please, for the love of God, no more editions. Your phonetic alphabet according to Idjim.

Here we go. Where's that music? Here we go. Go for it. A for an authentic amaretto sour using disaronno. B for blinds. C for cookbook. D for diaphragm.

E for L Olympics. F for finger. G for Jenna. H for who? I for idiots. Are we happy with that? Yeah, I'm happy. Yeah, I like that. J for Jenna, K for kill, L for Elphaba, M for Megan, N for no.

God, this is killing my throat. O for Oscar, P for pig wig, Q for queef, R for Red Rooster, S for Sorry, T for Tunnel, U for Almond, V for Violin, W for Win, X for Hayden, Y for You've Got a Hustle, Z for Zumba. There we go. The new and improved. Well done, everybody. Yay! I love it.

We love a collaboration. I love it. Also, can we please change the letter X? Upon reading it, I had PTSD. But everyone loved X for Hayden. As funny as it was in the moment, I don't want to have to keep reliving. But how often are you going to be reliving it? Yeah, when are we going to use this piece of shit?

Yeah. Everyone found that funny. I wouldn't want to bump it. I did say last week, are you sure you want to do X for Hayden? Are you sure? It's pretty, but now we're talking about it. Yeah. You know?

Why don't we call him and ask if it's okay? Yeah, let's give him a call. Let's break no contact. No, I don't want to, please. Is he in the group? I don't know. Oh, well. Perhaps.

Well, what else can we do for X? That was really hard to think of something. What if we did Malcolm Turnbull being Janice X? I haven't revealed that on the podcast yet. Sorry, sorry, my error. X is hard. Has anyone suggested anything for X or they were just praising the joke? Yeah, they were just saying, oh, that sent me.

That was fucking hilarious. No, we can't. No other suggestions for X. We can't kill Stephen and Sean and keep. Update Hayden is not in the group. Oh, good, thanks. Oh, well, then that's fine. He won't even see it.

I just don't think it's that funny upon reflection. It is pretty funny. Well, you've got between now and the end of this episode to think of something starting with X. And if you do it, it'll replace it. Sure. He's going to be using so many words starting with X. No, I'm not. Well, no, I won't.

You know, great segue, though, Mitchell. Yeah. Welcome to Is It Just Me? Every week we start the show the same way with a couple of idioms. Is it just me? Something we've noticed Something we hate or appreciate Mine is to do with

I mean the letter X and all the letters of the alphabet Right And using them in certain fragrances Fragrances? I'm not well Sentences Sentences Correct

In certain You know Scents Scents That doesn't make any sense. Using them in a certain order. As in spelling? Correct.

Okay. As in spelling. Sure. I didn't want to say spelling, but my brain couldn't think of a synonym. That's just giving me no clue whatsoever about what this could be. I'm putting you and me to the test. We're going to be pitted against each other. All right.

Let's just do this one because I'm curious now. Shall we start? Sure, let's go. Okay. Bradley, let's go, mate. Is it just me or... Are you deeply concerned about the children and the future of this country?

What about them? I am. You know, I've always been worried about the kids. Michael Jackson and I have had that in common. I believe the children are our future. Me, Diana, Michael have all said that. You are. Well, you've always been worried about the kids. Michael Jackson and I have had that in common. I believe the children are our future. Me, Diana, Michael, I've all said that. You are. Well, you've always been highly, highly concerned about a certain missing child.

Correct. I'm worried about the future generation. It was revealed today that Australian literacy rates have dropped below global standards and four out of ten Aussie students are going to need extra help in high school. The NAPLAN results came out, which we all did the NAPLAN test in school. Does anyone actually try with that shit? Because you're not actually being personally graded. Yeah, it's just representative of your school.

I don't care if my school looks shit. I didn't give one fuck. I know, but the individual results have come out, and for years three, five, and six, the results are really bad. Just because they're odd numbers? What? No, no, no. No, I don't know why.

Oh, six isn't an odd number. No. Oh, shit. Ignore me. How well did you do in NAPLAN? Not good in math. Over 300,000 Australian students in every sort of state need extra care. Because they fucked up the English exam?

Correct. Wow. Well, all the exams, all NAPLAN. NAPLAN is math. It is also comprehension and spelling and all and sciences and business and all that bullshit. English was the only thing I was good at. Yeah, me too. English was good. I didn't do any level of math. I dropped all math.

Wasn't that the best feeling? When you were able to drop math? When you finish year 10 and you're like, this is my last maths class. I may have even burnt my textbook. Really? I think I may have. When did you guys get electives? What year were you able to choose your own? Year 9 and 10.

But at that point, we still had to do maths. Yeah, right. It wasn't until year 11. Got it. Well, listen, I was concerned that it was bleeding into the workforce because the children can go to Kumon and they can get tutoring. But my main concern was that it was going to bleed into the workforce and the adults in this community.

Oh, right, because when they're our age in the workforce, they won't be able to fucking spell. Correct. I see. That's why I've tasked Jenna with a task. Really? Jenna will be conducting the first annual IJM Spelling Bee. Oh, okay.

Bring it on, Mo. I must say I have to give a shout out to your producer for helping me with this. Oh, my God. We're going to have to put Grace on our payroll because the amount of fucking heavy lifting she does for you, Mitchell, and now Jenna. It was actually my assistant producer, Alex.

So thank you, Alex. Yeah, I've overworked Grace. No, the reason – Jenna, move the paper. The reason I outsourced this, Mitchell, is because I didn't want to be accused of any form of cheating. Oh, right, because you're taking part as well. We're going to be competing. Okay.

You and I. We both get a shot at the word. Can you give me a bit of paper or something? Oh, yeah, sure. This is the – I. We both get a shot at the word. Can you give me a bit of paper or something? Oh yeah, sure. This is the... I don't even know if I have a pen. I'm just as bad as the kids I don't carry a pen. Let me get you a pen. Thanks. Because you'll need to write it down. Jenna, give me a peek

at the words. I can't. How hard are they? They're pretty hard. I don't even know how to pronounce some of them. They're pretty good at spelling, I've got to say. Yeah, you are good. You know what I'm bad at, though? Typing. Really? You know when you're Googling something on your phone up in the search bar, autocorrect

doesn't work, and I'm like, whoa, that couldn't be further than what I was trying to type. And then you enter and it doesn't even know what word you're trying to type. Not even the did you mean can save me. Oh, he's back alive. Took you a pen. Thank you. Here you go. All right, shall we get started?

Let's begin. So we have the options to have the word used in a sentence. Mitchell, flip your phone, please, face down. No cheating. And I'm going to take my Apple Watch off. I don't want to be accused of any sort of cheating because, you know, you can, hey, Siri and whatnot. I think I'd notice if you did that. Hey, Siri.

Yeah. What would you mask it with, a cough? How do you spell it? Pockypine. All right, here we go. First word. Well, Jenny, this is spelling bee. You do what you need to do.

Word number one. Necessarily. Oh, easy. Really? Yep. Okay, I'll go first. N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-I-L-Y. I've done the same.

You've done the same? Yep. Can I just see that? Yeah, true Yep, both the same Correct Fuck yeah Okay, next one

Jam Jesus, are you okay? I would spell that J exclamation mark Q-M Jam Jamboree Can you use that in a sentence please? Yeah Every Idrim show is a jamboree. Can you use that in a sentence, please? Yeah.

Every idrim show is a jamboree. J-A-M-B-A-R-E-E. Okay. Mitch has logged in. I'm doing J-A-M-B-O-R-E-E. That's actually probably right. Fuck me. You're right. No!

Oh, my God, how? Well, it's jamboree. How? Screw you. Do they get harder? Yes. Okay. This next one, I don't really know how to pronounce, but I'll try. Okay.

Quadrilateral. Quadrilateral triangle? Quadrilateral. As in, SpongeBob is a quadrilateral sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. I just looked at my spelling and I know it's wrong. Quadrilateral sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. I just looked at my spelling and I know it's wrong. Quadrilateral. Quadrilateral.

Shit. All right. I'm going to lock in. Q-U-A-D-R-I-L-A-T-E-R-A-L. Coombs? I've done the same except it's double T-O-R-A-L. How are you doing this? What?

Did I get it right? Yeah. Damn it. Oh, my God. Quadrilateral. Why am I fucking up the vowels? This is hard. Mitchell.

I would have put money that Coombs would have won this. I've set myself up for failure by being like, oh, I'm good at spelling. I'm so good. I would have also have bet on you. No, we've still got a few more. Okay, cool. Yep. Okay, next one is cornucopia.

Oh, I love that word. It's a few more. Okay, cool. Okay, next one is cornucopia. Oh, I love that word. It's a good word. As in, Chewie's hair hides a cornucopia of secrets. I don't know if you're pronouncing it right. Say it again. Cornucopia. Oh, Jenna. Cornucopia.

Cornucopia. Cornucopia. Cornucopia. Cornucopia. Okay, so the first, definitely starting with a P. You go first. I don't know either. You can do it.

I've just written it phonetically, basically. C-O-R-N-U-C-O-P-I-A. I've done the same. Correct. Two brainiacs. It wasn't a trick question. I've done four for four. Is the next one wins?

How many fucking many are there? No, there's a few more. Okay. We can get through them. Next one is mayonnaise. M-A-Y-O-N-N-A-I-S-E. You've done the same? Yep. Can confirm.

Both correct. Mayonnaise-y. Next one. Machinations. As in, groundskeeper Jenna has machinations to take over the work. Like pottings, right? Yeah. Okay. Machinations. Not even her title. Groundskeeper Jenna. What is to take over the work. Like pottings, right? Yeah. Okay. Machinations. Not even her title.

Groundskeeper Jenna. What is it? Mayonnaise? Machinations. Oh, God. This is a bit tough. Shut up. Here we go.

All right. All right. I'm going to go first. Machinations. M-A-C-H-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. Coombs? M-A-C-H-O-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. Oh, fuck.

Churi. What? Machinations. Yes! Oh, my God. That's not how she pronounced it. She's throwing me with the pronunciations. I got it.

Machinations. She said machinations. No, I said machinations. Rewind the tape. This next one, okay? Coombs, I think you'll getinations. Machinations. You said mach-o-nations. No, I said machinations. Rewind the tape. This next one, okay? Coons, I think you'll get this. Neurotic. Oh, yeah.

You'll get this one. Because I've seen it written down in my diagnosis report enough times. Medicare. This is easy. Is it N? Actually, I'm going to wait until you finish writing. I don't want you to copy mine. Okay, you go first then.

Have you finished writing? Yes, I have. I've locked it in. N-E-U-R-O-T-I-C. Or is there a double T? Turing? Neurotic. N-E-U-R-O-T-I-C.

So same as me. Correct. Yes. All right. Okay. So you still won. No, well. Are we still going?

How many more? Let's do one more. Okay, make it hard and it can be worth two points. What if I just edited out all the ones I got wrong? And I'm like, whoa, we tied. Okay. Juggernaut. Oh, this one gets me.

Itcham is a juggernaut of Australian podcasting. Alex was right about that. He was. It's the vowels that I'm really stuck on. All right, you go first. Say it again, the word. Juggernaut. She's saying jugger.

So I feel like it should be an A, but I bet it's not. I bet it's not. I bet it's juggo. Jugger. Jugger-o-naut. It's not juggernaut. It doesn't look correct. All right, you go, Mitchell.

Okay. Say it, then spell it. Juggernaut. J-U-double-G. G for Jenna. O, I think. N-A-U-G-H-T. Cheery?

J for Jenna. U for... What's U? Almonds. G for Jenna. G for Jenna. E for... Jug and Nought.

Yeah, I think it's Jug, E-R, Jugger. J-U-G-G-E-R, N-A-U-T. Oh, I think you're right. Wow. Did I get it? Yeah, you got it. Oh, I got it. You won. I got them all. You won. Yeah, youT. Oh, I think you're right. Wow. Did I get it? Yeah, you got it. Oh, I got it. You won.

I got them all. You won. Yeah. Yeah, you won. Thanks, Jenna. I got four out of eight. That's only a 50%. I got eight out of eight.

All the accusations. That's still a pass, isn't it? It is still a pass. Also had the answers the whole time. Oh, you little c***. Look, he's got a tiny bit of paper. Where were you hiding that? Behind my coffee. I didn't even see that. I cheated of paper. Where were you writing that? Behind my coffee.

I didn't even see that. I cheated. Why did you even admit to that? That was so sneaky. I didn't want you to feel less than. I was watching you actually writing those words, not knowing that that was right next to you. Did you not even realise that he was cheating?

No. I should have kept it a secret. Well, that's just changed everything. I could have been the winner. Let me tell you, necessarily, Nat would have had that wrong. Your producer lied to me. Quadrilateral. I started it with a K, to be honest.

That's a funny prank done by all of you. Yes, hilarious. That was actually very good. I'm absolutely cracking up. Can't you tell? Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. Oi, I've got to tell you, idiots, I'm excited as fuck for Wednesday's episode, number 228.

Because Art Simone's coming on as a guest and we're doing something that I can't wait for. I know, my winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2, to be honest. Season 1. Was it Season 1? Down Under, yeah. Season 1. No, was it? Yeah, she's the one that got kicked off early and then they brought her back.

Oh, that was so bizarre. Yes, I do remember. Yep, Season one. No, was it? Yeah, she's the one that got kicked off early and then they brought her back. Oh, that was so bizarre. Yes, I do remember. Yep, season one. So Art's joining us and she's also doing like a Kath and Kim inspired drag show. And so we are doing another acting school, recreating a Kath and Kim scene. Yes. You're probably nowhere near as excited as me, Mitchell. I'm excited.

I'm not. I'll do it because I love you both. But, you know, this is a Mitchell idea and I'm running with it. Team player. Because Aunt Simone plays Kath in this parody play. So perfect. I'll be Kim. As for you two, I'm not sure.

You can decide now, I guess. Yeah. Do you have the script? There's two roles up for grabs. Sharon and Kel. Sharon. Okay. Sharon.

Well, I can be Kel. I'm happy being Kel. I'm the more masculine one in the room, so it feels fitting. And also you are the third wheel, so is Karen? What is it? Sharon. That's true, actually. So it's perfect.

I'm Sharon. And I'm offer only. I don't audition. Honestly, if you just channel Sean, that's going to be Kel. Your boyfriend? Yeah, he's so Kel-coded. Is he nice? Yeah.

Nice and sweet. And also just so beautifully tolerant of others. Okay, great. He puts up with Kim's shit and never retaliates. Yeah. Nice and sweet. Okay. And also like just so beautifully tolerant of others. Okay, great. He puts up with Kim's shit and never retaliates. Great. I'm Kel. So we're doing that with Art Simone. Yes. Does Art know about this? Yeah. She was in on it. Oh, great.

Because you've never been a Kath and Kim fan like myself so I guess we're trying to convert you. I could appreciate it but no, I've never sat down and watched. I've watched one episode with you, I think. You made me watch the debut episode. Did I? I think so, yeah. I don't think I have, because it's been on my wish list of segments on the podcast is to make Cheery watch Kath and Kim.

But now we're just going to do it ourselves. Alright, so that's coming up next episode. I can't fucking wait. I'm excited. I've been practicing. I haven't. And I'm not going to. Actually, to be honest, I haven't either. I've just been practicing my whole life. Yeah, but you've got the natural twang. I don't. Yeah, but you've got the natural twang. I don't.

Although, Kel doesn't have a natural twang, does he? Like, Kel doesn't have that same sort of speaking tone as the girls. No. He's just very polite. I can do that. Yeah. It'll be a stretch, but I can do that. You can do it.

I can't wait. Okay, that's coming up without Simone. Should we get into my idjim in the meantime? We should. I also do want to say I've received some messages from idiots that swapped their merch. You can still do that. Yeah, the really shitty quality merch that we didn't realise was being sent out until we were sent it ourselves. Correct.

And it was quite amusing because our lovely idiots that had received the shitty quality merch, they were like, oh, I didn't really notice. No. But now that they've received the replacements, they're like, oh, I can see the difference. There's a massive difference. Yeah, the quality is so much better now. So if you're still hanging on to a dud, some people in the group have been saying it was

a smooth as fuck process. Jump on coupleofmeetjes.com.au, contact us and then they should have it on the way within that day. Yeah, don't be afraid to do it because we're offering the service. Get yourself the merch. If you pay for it, get the good stuff. Yeah, exactly. You deserve better. Agreed, agreed. Alright, time for my itch. You ready? Yeah, let's go. Go on, Brad.

Is it just me or...? Does your partner mean well? Oh, no. What's happened? Which makes it hard to get cranky at them because they mean well. Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking, has Stephen, Sweet Saint Stephen done something or you're talking about your partner?

I'm talking about mine. What did you do to Sean? I didn't do anything to Sean. I'm on Sean's side. I'm instantly on Team Sean. He couldn't possibly have done anything wrong. What did I do? So am I.

Because he's like, he tries to be helpful and then he fucks it up. Oh, give him a break. And I can't be mad because I'm like, oh, look, he tried to be helpful. And it's not even weaponizing competence. It's sincere incompetence. Oh, no. Give him a break. What happened?

What happened? Whenever one of these things happen, normally I'd flip out and be like, oh, what the fuck? What are you thinking? But because it's him, I'm just like, bless, you mean well. Yeah, yeah. Like, he was sort of loitering in the kitchen the other day because I was cooking dinner. And I could see that he just was trying to be helpful. But I was kind of like, I've got this.

Get out of my kitchen. It's not a big kitchen. Yes, it's tiny. It was an easy as fuck recipe. I was like, I've got this. But he wanted to be helpful. So I said, oh, the rest of that chicken, can you pop that in a Snaplock bag and pop it in the freezer?

That's all I need help with. That's really all I need. So you can just sit down at the couch. Don't worry. It's an easy task. He's like, are you sure? I'm like, you know, that's fine. Of course, fast forward to the next day and I find it in the fridge, not the freezer. And I'm like, again, I can't

be mad. I just kind of went, oh, my darling, dumbass, Sean. Bless him. Wait, did you, are you sure? See, now my brain goes to, Mitchell was in the wrong here. Did you tell him fridge? I said freezer. Are you sure? No, he has since admitted, oh, yeah, you're so right. I don't know. I just brain farted, whatever.

Yeah, but I feel like he would always be on your side. So maybe you did say fridge and he's just saying, no, you said freezer. Why are you gaslighting me? I'm not mad at him. I don't need to defend him. Mitchell, if the police came to my door and said, Sean has killed Mitchell, I'd say, shit, what did Mitchell do? I'd say, does Sean need a character witness?

He slit his throat and killed him on the street. Mitchell must have done something. Mitchell must have said something awful. Where has this take come from with you two? I've not said that I'm mad at him at any point. I'd say Mitchell did it himself. Sean had nothing to do with it. Do you want to hear more examples?

Yes. Yes, please. Because, again, he means well. I got all my laundry out of the dryer and I was putting things away. And, again, he was just sort of loitering, wanting to help. Because like I said before, he's identified that I'm an acts of service kind of bitch. So he's trying to do that to show and make sure that I feel loved. Very sweet.

And so I'm like, okay, cute. You're going to help. And I said, oh, this hand towel from the bathroom, can you just pop it back on its hook? And he goes, sure, too easy, can do. And then a few hours later, I went into the bathroom, can you just pop it back on its hook? Yeah. And he goes, sure, too easy, can do. And then a few hours later, I went into the bathroom, washing my hands, and I'm like, where the fuck, Sean, where's the hand towel? And he goes, I put it on the hook. And I'm like, it's not there. I look down, it's on the one next to the toilet.

I was like, have you never washed your hands here? I don't use that hook. That's where the toilet paper goes. I was like, have you never seen this hand towel? It's always been in this spot when you wash your hands. It's next to the toilet. But I was like, that's on me. I should have been so specific. Right.

Put this on the hand towel rack next to the sink. I do believe you needed to be more specific. Clearly. Hold on, hold on. I should have held his hand the whole process. Are there any more? Yeah, this is the big one. I need more. I need more. This is the big one. Go, hit us. So should have held his hand the whole process. Are there any more? Yeah, this is the big one. I need more.

I need more. This is the big one. Go, hit us. So we were going to like a friend's party and we know in advance it's going to be a big night. So we knew we were going to be hungover and I was like, oh, I've got a recipe for a banana hangover smoothie. Maybe we should give that a whirl tomorrow knowing that we might be a little bit on the

hungover side. Yeah. And he goes, oh yeah, that sounds great. And he was going down the street. So I said, okay, I'll give you the list of all the ingredients you need and you just pick that up and then I'll make the smoothies in the morning. Lovely. Teamwork.

The next morning came. Sure enough, we were quite hungover. And I go to make them. I've got the coconut water, the honey, all the bits and bobs that he got. Sure. He said, Sean, where are the bananas? Oh, no. Oh, for the bits and bobs that he got. He said, Sean, where are the bananas? Oh, no. For the banana smoothie.

And it was like he was doing an impression of that painting, The Scream. Yeah. Or like that pose from Home Alone. Just hands on the face. Holly Corkin. Oh, my God. I was like, it's a banana hangover smoothie.

And you got everything except the bananas. Oh, no. And I was so hungover. And he goes, I don't know what happened there because I went to the fruit section and I was like, while I'm here, I might get myself an apple. Got the apple and then fucked off. Oh, Sean. You know what?

It's not like he's a bad partner in any other way. So take these faults with a grain of salt. That's what I mean. I'm like, he means well, so I can't even be mad. It was hard because, you know how, I don't know, vapes in the house. Yes. That was my whole strategy. At this point, because I was hung over,

the nicotine cravings are at an all-time high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I was like, I'm so irritable. You've got the bananas, but don't get mad. He means well. He does. He means well. He does.

That was the biggest struggle to not be like, what the fuck, Sean? I know. What do you mean? The problem is, is your default not to react with what the fuck, Sean? Like, are you having to go against your instincts? No, no, no. Okay, you're all right. I just laugh.

I just laugh and I go, for God's sake. Oh, Sean. Oh, I love him. Well, at least he's hung like a horse. You know, that is what he's got. It's good. It's good. You know, at least you can.

Where did that come from? I'm just saying, at least he's redeeming, you know. Let's not hold the baby up with a bathwater sort of thing. Look on the bright side. What happened to you trying to be less smutty? I'm just not smut. It's just a fact. At the bolo.

Well, how would you know? At the bolo. At the urinal. Oh, you sick fuck. He pulled it out. I know that's not true because he's like me. He always sits at the cubicle. Shit, you got me.

Yeah. So, Stephen, what's with your dainty gaze? I whip it out and I flip it around. I do the ten shakes and I look at the man next to me and I spit in the toilet too and I'm done. I don't know. I've just always found the concept so barbaric, just whipping your cock out at a trough in public.

But it's pretty cool. That was a good idea. And why did it catch on? Totally. And why not for women? Imagine Jenna just standing up, full beaver out, facing north like our founding fathers, and just pushing her hips up at the ARN urinal next to Amanda Keller.

With my hands on my hips. With your hands on your hips, your Lulu jeggings at your ankles. Oh, no. You couldn't aim it forward, could you? It's not how it works. I reckon she could. You reckon? It wouldn't be as straightforward as ours.

It's less of a hoax. No, but I feel like you'd have to stand on top of it. So it has to be in the neutral ones. Oh my goodness, you'd need a shiwi. It'd be a similar approach to primary school when you like turn the bubbler on, put your finger over it and like aim it at someone. Yes, yes, yes. Can you aim it like that?

It's like the tail of an aeroplane. It's sort of on an AY axis. Like it can only go left and right. No, it just kind of spurts it. Look, you're going to have to do it, Jenna. Let's go to a break and when we come back, live demo. That's enough of these two. Now let's hear, and is it just you?

And we're back. Wow, that was impressive, wasn't it? That was incredible. I told you. Now the carpet stinks, mind you. You wanted me to do it, so I did it. It's like a Nerf gun. You have so much control of that thing.

Yeah, years of practice. Yeah, let's get an idiot on, you wanted me to do it, so I did it. It's like a Nerf gun. You have so much control of that thing. Yeah, yeah. Years of practice. Yeah, let's get an idiot on, shall we? Yeah, I think we should. After all that. Let's go. If you want to get in touch and have an Is It Just Me of your own, you can send us a text on this number.

0-422-948-202 0-422-948-202 Send us a text. Yeah, we do this every Is It Just Me Monday. We open it up to you. You can DM us as well at couple of Mitches if you've run out of credit. I only got Wi-Fi, I don't know. Today we're going to New South Wales.

We've got Peyton in Barowa. Barowa. Barowa. B-O-O. Oh, God, Baroua. B-O-O. Oh, God, back to this. B-O-O-R-O-W-A. Oh, Baroua. I know where that is.

Baroua. Baroua. Barely know her. Let's give her a call. This is Peyton. The southwest slopes of New South Wales. Yeah. Oh, she's called before.

Her name's in the system. They don't call a prize pig Peyton for nothing. Peyton speaking. Peyton. Hi, darling. Mitch and Jenna. Helloton speaking. Peyton. Bye, darling. Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Hello. Hi, how's it going?

Good. You're in the database here at Kiss FM. You're a bit of a prize pig, are you? Pretty much, yeah. Oh, good. I like that you admitted it. I like that. I'm in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, do you listen to Kiss FM from Boorawa? Yeah, on the podcast. Oh, gotcha. Did I say that correctly, Boorawa? Boorawa. Yeah, yeah. I feel like I used to pass through Boorawa on the, on the podcast. Oh, gotcha. Did I say that correctly, Boorawa? Boorawa. Yeah, yeah. I feel like I used to pass through Boorawa on the way to Canberra. Not really.

You pass through Boorawa to get to like Cowra and Orange. Yeah, that's right. That's what I meant when I was driving from Bodengate. Right, yeah, he's passed you. Mitch has to get through you to get home. Correct. How are you? How long have you been listening to the show, Peyton?

Look, I'm not a long-time listener. It's probably in the last six months after I had my second child. Oh, really? Yeah, just wanted to keep myself entertained, and I came across this podcast, and it's kept me, well, laughing. I've heard of stories like that where people listen while they're doing, like, the midnight feeds. In fact, anyone who has a kid on their tit right now as you're listening,

send us a message. I want to know. Yeah. Are you being suckled on? Well, I'm sure we'll get some twinks that are listening having a similar experience. No, both my kids are asleep. Oh, they are.

Oh, how old? I've got a two-year-old and a five-month-old. Oh, my God. Is five months still young enough to be doing the tit sucking? Well, he never really got to that so he just went straight to the bot. Fair enough. Bot. Well, listen,

you've got an is it just me of your own, do you Peyton? Yes, I do. Alright, alright. Bradley will count you in and then hit us, okay? Okay. Is it just me or...? Does anyone else scratch their arse crack or their belly button and then sniff it and then just keep sniffing it

even though it smells disgusting? Peyton, people listen to this. I mean, yeah, I've smelled it. Yeah, I have. I don't think I've ever done the belly button. I wouldn't say I scratch my arse crack because, hello, it. Yeah, I have. I don't think I've ever done the belly button. I wouldn't say I scratch my ass crack because, hello, nails. But, like, since we're all sharing, I mean, if I'm on the bathroom, because, as you know, I see it.

Yes. It's not the ass crack, but, like, you know, the, what is it, the gooch? Oh! A scratch and sniff. Yeah, yeah. Not even a scratch, more of a wipe, a pat. Oh, really? The go. Yeah, yeah. Not even a scratch, more of a wipe, a pat. Oh, really? The gooch area, yeah.

That little flat part, the landing strip. I don't think I've ever done the belly button, though. I've done my belly button. My belly button sweats a lot. I've done my belly button. Yeah, I had to go to the chemist once and get bacterial wash because my belly button had a real sort of funky smell going on. Really?

Like cheesy? Yeah. Oh, no, don't. People are eating. Well, not just you then, Peyton, apparently. No, we'll see. You know, you're a bigger person. Your belly button really doesn't see much daylight.

No, no. You're right. You get a bit of a scratch and then it's all sweaty and then you sniff it and then you just can't stop. So is this a guilty pleasure? You have no shame admitting that you do this? No, I have no shame whatsoever. No shame. Did your belly button become an outie when you were pregnant? No way.

Oh, right. It's still an innie, is it? Yeah. I wonder if that affects the stench. Yeah. I'm sure it would. Wait, who has an innie here? Me.

I do. We all have innies. Yeah. I wonder if that... Outies are quite rare. Are they? I think so. Really?

I always have this theory that an Audi is someone who's skinny, like really skinny. Yeah, because it kind of pushes out? Yeah, I don't know. Just anyone I've ever met with an Audi, they're always really skinny. Yeah, but Jenna and Mitchell, you two are very skinny, and you two are both have any. That's true.

But I've seen pregnant women with the Audi as well. If they wear a really tight shirt, you can just see a little button. It pops. Yeah. It pops out. Well, look, Peyton, I think you should research wear a really tight shirt, you can just see a little button. It pops. Yeah. It pops out. Well, look, Peyton, I think you should research what a digital footprint is. And thank you for coming on the show. What do you mean?

What does that mean? Well, this will just stay on the public record for her. Yeah, I actually kind of hate that I admitted that. I don't. I thought it was going to be like everyone in the room going, oh, my God, me too. Thank God someone said it. But now I just feel like a sick fuck. No, I don't pat my gooch.

I don't think you have a gooch. Do women have goochers? No. Well, I guess, but it's not quite the same. No. It's there. Isn't it weird that we just have free land down there? Yeah, the barren wasteland.

It's just sort of nothing. Oh, you're not using it correctly if you think it's nothing. No, it isn't nothing. I'm fully aware of its purposes and its benefits. So you do the ass crack and the belly button. What about the gooch, Peyton? Depends on the day. Oh, my God.

We need to stop this. I love this. I feel very uncomfortable. Well, you're still getting one of our tote bags from Pricekeeper Jenna Payton, so make sure you give her a message on Instagram. Thank you very much. We'll get that out to you. And, Jenna, on the Egym credit card, buy some FemFresh and put it on.

I've already got it. Oh, then send it through. Okay. Thanks, Peyton. So much. Thanks, darling. Thanks for listening. All the way out in Barua, huh?

There you go. Barua. Barua. Yeah, close. There's some real stench of Baruan down there. If you ask me. Thanks for listening, everyone. We're going to go.

You can leave us a review, five stars. Should we do? We haven't done a review readout in a while. You're right, we haven't. Let's quickly just check if we have any freshies. No doubt we have. Otherwise, everyone's not doing their fucking homework. No, we don't have any updated ones. Really?

Yeah, come on, guys. If you haven't written us a review, please, for the love of God, write one. Even if it's just great. Do you know what fucking sucks? Tell me. You know how I could change the comment section on Spotify every week? We could tailor it. They've taken that away. Oh. I can't tailor it. So it I could change the comment section on Spotify every week? We could tailor it. Yeah. They've taken that away. Oh. I can't tailor it. So it's just a generic comment section.

Oh. I can't prompt them. And does that mean people aren't excited to do it anymore? Yeah, well, they don't have a prompt, you know? I find that really annoying. So just leave us a comment on Spotify if you're breastfeeding currently. If you're on T.E.A.T., please send us a message. Send us a tweet if you're on T.

Thanks for listening, idiots. We'll see you all next week. No, on Wednesday. We'll see you all Wednesday. Just a couple of days. We'll see you in a couple of days. Catch you then. Bye.

Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show's done and then talk shit for a bit. My throat's starting to go on me again. What's wrong?

Oh, no. All the shouting, all the begging. There was a lot of shouting. Oh, God. I hope I'm not catching something. Oh, everyone's been sick. But you know what's funny? I got the flu shot for the first time in my life this year, and I haven't gotten sick touch wood.

Why the first time? I've just never had it. We're not a flu shot family. We're not. So you're anti-vaxxers. Yeah, yeah. We don't. It's not an anti-establishment. It's a first time. I've just never had it. We're not a flu shot family. We're not. So you're anti-vaxxers. Yeah, yeah. We don't. Anti-establishment.

It's a whole thing. No, I've got every vaccine that I need. But the flu vaccine, the flu vaccine's not a vaccine. It's just a booster, right? Yeah. I'm afraid to say this out loud in case I jinx myself, but I've managed not to get sick once this whole winter. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, no, same. This winter I've been good. Have I? Guys, I don't remember a thing, to be honest with you. In general? My memory is really bad. I don't have any lozenges.

I feel like it's because you do so much. I agree. I use my brain so much. I agree. But then you're like me where you remember really, really random fucking things. I know. I think it's good, but also bad. Should we do a What's in Our Bag for the YouTube listeners?

Why don't we do it? If you ever wonder what's in Mitch's bag and my bag, that's why I'm getting my bag out. I was wondering why you both have your bags on the deck. Here's my bag. It's a tote. It's actually new, my new work bag. Do you like it? Smell it. It smells like it's leather. It looks like a saddlebag. It does look

like something that Kerry from McLeod's daughter... Smells like the Easter show. It does. It's actually... I feel like this cow has just been killed. It's a Mason Margella tote bag, everyone. Here are my car keys. How much? A couple hundred. It was a treat myself moment.

Good on you. A quick reveal of the good reveal. Go on. Chewing gum. Nice. Mitchell, here we go. Oh, I've got a Touchland hand sanitiser. Oh, I have that too.

Hands out, Jenna. Didn't I buy this for you? Yeah. Yeah. God, I'm a too. Hands out, Jenna. Didn't I buy this for you? Yeah. Yeah. God, I'm a good friend. I love it. Lozenges Mitchell, fisherman's friends. Thank fuck.

Thank you. Is that a throat lozenger? Yeah, they're good. They're very good. They're soothing. My grandma used to swear by them. I've got an air tag with a little pig on it. Oh.

For pig week. For pig week. I just thought it was cute. That's my front pocket. These don't look like throat lozenges. Mitchell, they do. These are breath mints. No, but they're still lozenge.

I don't think they do. No, they clear your throat. Some Vivienne Westwood glasses. No. Jenna, would you like to try these on? Yeah. Here you are. Look at me just confidently putting these in my bag.

I just stole your lozenges. Phone charger. USB-C. A little pouch for Panadol. Nice. Another pair of glasses. Jenna, they look really good. Thank you.

Portable battery charger. Summer Friday's lip gloss. Oh, nice. And a vintage Dior atomizer that Stephen Hand restored for me. He bought it at a vintage store. Sorry, say that again. That was a lot of syllables at once. It's a Dior atomizer from the 60s.

What's an atomizer? You put your favorite perfume in it and then you travel. So if your perfume runs out during the day, you can spritz. Oh, really? That's interesting. That's lovely. It's nice, right? What is that?

I don't know. I wear Mason Crivelli Oud. There you go, everyone. That's what I wear. You want to smell like Mitch Cherry? And also pork and cinnamon is my scent. Do I know what's in my bag? I don't think this is that interesting, but sure.

Mitchell, people love it. We're influencers. I've got paw paw in case I forget to put one in my pocket when I leave the house. I always need one. Smart. I've got my cards, the Kitty O card, my own cards. I've got a hand and nail cream. My keys. I've got some hair

spray. I've got a roll on deep heat. Oh yes, I've got that too. Mitchell, you're obsessed with deep heat. Yeah, well I kind of need them for my bung body. I've got a roll on deep heat. Oh yes, I've got that too. Are you obsessed with deep heat? Yeah, well I kind of need them for my bung body. I've got the mouth lube lozenges and also the mouth lube spray for the dry mouth. What's the bag? Black leather

bag. Nice arm strap. Is this from Amazon to be honest? I've got that bloody stain remover pen you gave me. You're welcome. Doesn't work. It does work! No, I You're welcome. Doesn't work. It does work. No, I had one stain. It wouldn't work. Where was the stain?

Protein bar. Oh, yeah. Serum Lorenzo. I've got a little Gucci fragrance thing. You've got an atomizer too. Yeah. I've got another pawpaw. I've got the little Panadol and Nurofen in a bottle.

Cute. What is this? Oh, I hate this. I got like a tiny travel size deodorant, but does this not remind you of like the PE change rooms? I hate it. Just by looking at it, I know. It's the most generic deodorant ever. Oh, man. Right?

I never put it on. I hate it. Sweaty teenage boys. I don't even know why I keep it in the bag. That's a bit... Bobby pins, my melatonin. Yep, that's it. And then your chlorine dry shampoo. Oh yeah, my chlorine dry shampoo. And then I've got that Traveland, the, that's it. And then your chlorine dry shampoo. And then I've got that Travolan, the stuff that's meant to prevent the runs. Upset tummy.

Oh, Jenna, where's your bag? Downstairs. Nothing in it. It's got my laptop, my two litre water bottle. That cannot fit in a handbag, all of those things you just mentioned. That's got to be a backpack, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jenna's got a backpack. My new Glossier lip balm.

It's really good. It's strawberry. Where'd you get it from? Mecca? Yeah, strawberry.com. Very expensive. $27. Oh, there's some pop-ups I forgot I had.

Oh, well, I've moved on. Oh, what's... Can you pass that yellow stick? Yeah, I want to see it. What is that? This is the... Oh, the... It's like a mascara wand, but it's for your hair.

It's like gel that you can slick down the flyaways. There's two. This one's the glue. That one's a gel that you can slick down the flyaways. There's two. This one's the glue. That one's a bit like you can see the gel. This one's a bit more subtle. What is that? Just gel on a stick. It's good.

Can you gel your eyebrows up? Yeah. Oh, I might do it. Oh, do you know what I figured out a hack? So they would, let me Google actually the slick stick. How much would that set you back if you wanted to buy one? That's 15 bucks a stick. So, you know, the corkscrew things that you use to open a bottle of wine that has a cork

on it? Yeah. The spiral thing that digs in. If you put that inside that tube and then just pull the little cap off and then fill it with hair gel. Hair gel. Refill it. Oh, you're a genius.

Do you do that? Yeah, I do. I'm not paying 15 bucks for a new stick. Are you fucking kidding me? So this is just hair gel? Refill it. Oh, you're a genius. Do you do that? Yeah, I do. I'm not paying 15 bucks for a new stick. Are you fucking kidding me? This is just hair gel? Yeah. Wow. How did my eyebrows look?

I think you went a bit heavy. Oh, did I? They look wet. They look sparkling. Oh, I look like a fucking fool. Yeah, you just went a bit much. That's all. I look like Horton who's just witnessed a who.

I've got the Lokis this weekend. Exciting. I'm excited. Will they already have been when this episode's out? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, they'll come out the day I'm at the Logies. Oh, yeah.

This will come out while I'm at the Logies. Cute. I know. Exciting. Yeah. I still need to work out what I'm wearing, to be honest with you. Are you interviewing or what? I'm interviewing.

I'm hosting the – KISS is the media sponsor, so I'm hosting the red carpet show live from the Logies, and then I'm going in. I'm at a table. Aren't you bored, so I'm hosting the red carpet show live from the Logies, and then I'm going in. I'm at a table. Aren't you bored of them yet? You've done so many. This is like my fifth Logies in a row. Yeah, that's why you're leaving the outfit to the last minute.

It's not that exciting anymore. They're exciting, but, you know, the novelty of the first one definitely wears off. The Logies for the international listeners are like the American – the Australian Emmys, like our TV. Bam! Go that far. No, they're our equivalent.

They're nowhere near as grand. They're more like the, what's the soapies, whatever they are. Yeah. I can't remember. Yeah. More like the Razzies. A little bit like that. Razzies are the worst of the year.

What are the digital ones? And Tyler Oakley said, cry, laugh emoji, wink face. Oh, what are they? Boingos or something. I forget. I don't even think they exist anymore. Oh, what are they? Boingos or something. I forget. I don't even think they exist anymore. Oh, really? They stop them?

Yeah. Mitchell, can you try my glasses on? Sure. But these aren't even prescription, are they? No, they're not, but they're more for fash. Yes, I figured. Yeah, they've got... Oh, they're blue light.

Oh! What? I like them. You look like Dharma. Yeah, but I need a prescription. You can get a prescription in those at Specsavers. Okay. They're Vivienne Westwood.

They're very fancy. I don't like my current ones. Can I try yours on? Yeah. Here you go. Oh, these are the infamous ones that were lost and found. Yeah, when I had to buy replacements. I can already tell they're too petite for my face.

Yeah. Why do they look Harry Potter-esque when they're on you? Do they? Yeah, they do. We've been doing a lot of visual shit today. Show us your jeans. These glasses look good. Have we forgotten how to podcast?

Well, sorry to the listeners that we're having a genuine moment of connection. Yeah, it's rare. Grow up. It is so rare, especially these days with us. All right. What do you mean? No, I'm just joking. I just want to add drama.

I got a notification. I very rarely do on the Is It Just Me group chat, the Enduring Idiots group chat. By the way, did you see that I managed to change the settings to allow everyone to swear? Yes, I did. I very rarely do on the Is It Just Me group chat, the Enduring Idiots group chat. By the way, did you see that I managed to change the settings to allow everyone to swear? Yes, I did. I saw that. How good. Now they can all swear in that group chat. Finally. No doubt they will. Pigs.

So if you go to the group Enduring Idiots, there's a section that says like community chats or something. You can join our group chat. Yes. And you can swear to your heart's content. Correct. You're welcome. That's what I was going to say. And someone said, oh, based on what Mitchell Coombs said to Mitch Turi, I'm really worried that this podcast is ending.

Did you see that? Yeah, and I replied saying, what did we say to indicate that we're wrapping up? And then they never clarified. They never replied. They just left the group. I was like, what? They fled the country. I don't understand where they got that impression.

Sorry, that was me. Oh, that was you on your burner account, was it? Jesus Christ. Anyway, that was me. Oh, that was you on your burner account, was it? Jesus Christ. Anyway, shall we go? This gum is good. It's good, isn't it? It's American. We've had a long episode. Actually, yeah, you're right. Fuck. With a spelling bug. It just flew by. It did, didn't it? We're having so much fun. Yeah. Art Simone is going to be our guest

next episode, which will be really fun. And that Kath and Kim scene, I'm going to have to get practicing. Yeah, I was going to say, should we do like a table read off the cloud? Yeah. I think so. We need it. Although you don't have to do the accent, so'm going to have to get practicing. Yeah, I was going to say, should we do like a table read off the cloud? Yeah. I think so. We need it. Although you don't have to do the accent, so you should be fine.

Thank God. Yeah. And I'm the only actual trained actor, so I'm not worried at all. Okay. I'm trained. Really? Some of us are just gifted. Yeah.

See, no, I had to really work at my craft, unfortunately. You know how we did the Wicked scene recreation and the Titanic one? Yeah. Do you reckon I could go off book for this too? I don't want to go off book. I didn't say anything about you. It's not all about you. No, I just more mean if you're off book, then I'm there reading the script.

They'll all be like, Mitchell's dedicated. Bring back Oscar. Sorry, that was me again. Yeah, that's Jenna's comments. I don't know how this has turned into what it has. I just said, should I try and go off book? If you want to go off book. Mitch Chury's pity party. I'm serious. Yeah. That's what it is. Fuck, said, should I try and go off book? If you want to go off book. Mitch, cheeries, pity party.

I'm serious. Yeah. That's what it is. Fuck, cry me a river. No, I won't. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. Didn't work for me.

So we do. It didn't make you feel 2% better? No, for worse. Oh, sorry about that. Your problem. Bye. See ya. Bye.

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