Is It Just Me? - #233: Beth You

Episode Date: September 8, 2024

In this episode: Should we bring back the episode number rhyming? (00:30) Penthouse perils (11:57) Yo-Chi guy is a dog (18:51) Randoms wanting to come to your wedding (30:19) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (38:13)   Check out our merch shop! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Is this an intervention? No, it's not an intervention. Well, a team meeting.

That's not an intervention. No one's in trouble. Jenna and I just have a group chat without you in it and we were very scared. So you have a direct message? I'm not jealous of that. Now, here's Mitch Curie and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, you. Hello, you. Episode 2-2.

If people want the rhyming. 3. What is it? 200 and... 23. No, 233. Sorry. 233.

Hold in that wee. Nice. The idiots have asked for the rhyming to come back, and I think I'll do it for the time being, and then when I get over it, I'll stop. Well, because we realise that it's the same numbers. You only had nine numbers to rhyme with. Yeah, so there's only nine words that I could really... Actually, ten if you

include the T, like twenty, thirty, forty. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it just became a bit too much for your brain. It's harder. It's hard. Rhyming is tough. I'm not Dr. Fucking Seuss. I'm not Roald Dahl. Well, don't bring it back then. You're putting yourself in this position. No, I'm going to bring it back, but they're going to be simple.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Sure. You know, that kind of thing. But will we do that in lieu of hello you? No, I'll go hello you, rhyme. That's a bit wordy, isn't it? It's a lot going on. We listen to the idiots.

Yeah, they just want you to rhyme every number. That's what they want. That means you have to remember what fucking number we're up to. If I'm struggling to remember, what hope have you got? No offence. Groundskeeper Jenna, hi. Oh, my God. What is it again?

Prizekeeper? Yes. Oh, sorry. It's been Prizekeeper for about three years. Yeah. Where's Groundskeeper come from then? Oh, that was ages ago. Was it?

Yeah. Sorry. And then I was promoted to Prizekeeper. Sorry. Well, Prizekeeper Jenna, hi. I need you to produce me and you need to write up the episode number on a piece of, on the Mary McKillop notepad. Every episode, just hold it up next to me so that I can refer to it and then I don't get it wrong.

Can't you tear it out of the notepad and give it to you? The holding up is so different. That's, listen, I've just come from television. You'll probably notice I've got a face full of stage makeup. Yes. Oh, I knew something was different. I knew you looked refreshed and sprightly. No, no, no.

There was something different. I couldn't put my finger on it. Has it actually made that much of a change? No, there was just a subtle change. Like they've gone for the I'm not wearing makeup makeup look. Yeah. Well, I didn't realise I'd be putting hair and makeup. I was on the Today Show Extra today.

And guess who I was next to in the makeup chair? Who? At 9am this morning. Who? Liz Hayes. Liz Hayes. Wow. Journalist from 60 Minutes, right?

Who was she doing at 9am? That's what I thought. Are they pre-taping 60 Minutes? Wow. Yeah, probably. Oh, you're right. Yeah, it is pre-taped. Imagine doing that live, timing it to 60 Minutes.

Because you know at the end it goes tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Yeah, that's not how it works. It's very much pre-recorded. Is it? Oh, alright. On fucking battle zones it goes tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Yeah, that's not how it works. It's very much pre-recorded. Is it? Oh, all right. They're on fucking battle zones and shit, and then you blink and they're in Queensland. Like, it's not live. Poor bastards in there on battle zones, war fields, and then I'm there talking about TV

and music and so fresh. She's like, I've just come back from the press kit in the Middle East. So you were on the Today Show. Today. Discussing with some sort of authority, So Fresh. Yes. The compilation CD. Correct.

Why? Because I'm a radio presenter. I talk into music every night, so they wanted a professional. And they were sick, so I was going to say. I listen to music and they didn't ask me. Yeah, well, obviously you're not, you know, don't have a high net worth. This is such a weird breadth of topics. First you were talking about earthquakes,

and now you're talking about compilation CDs. Did you actually buy So Fresh back in the day? My parents did, yeah. I loved it. From Sanity. Remember Sanity? Yes. I went insane in Sanity.

Oh, you would have. You would have. I used to love – I had Anne Turner used to come back from Bali, and she would bring back pirated movies, you know, like fake movies, and they'd have to change the title for copyright reasons. So instead of Legally Blonde, it's like, not legally brunette, but lighter. They'd just change it. 50 First Dates.

It's like 49 First Loves. Anyway. What was your point? My point was that she would put her So Fresh in with those movies. I remember sitting at Ann Turner's house, and she'd put the stacker in front of you. It was one of those big, it looked like a bread, a loaf of bread, and you'd flick through it. It was so fresh.

It was so fun. It was so fun. I was actually king shit at burning CDs. Oh, you would have been. I would replicate them down to the fine details. Like, I'd get the blank cases, and I'd photocopy it, even the bit around the edge. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I'd even go to the trouble of photocopying the whole booklet and fucking sapling it in so it looked like the real one.

And I had one of those things, like, you know, if you've got a CD, there's something on the disc. Yes. But if it's a burnt CD, people just write with a permanent text. So, nah, that wasn't good enough for me. I had a thing where you photocopied the disc and then pushed that onto the burnt one. Wow. They were so realistic.

And I was like, I could make this my job if it wasn't highly illegal to pirate music. Burning CDs was such a thing. It was a moment. I remember when MacBooks came out without a CD-ROM player and it freaked everyone out because they're like, how the hell do we burn things now? And now we don't. Do you know what?

This goes back to how much of a slight hoarder I am. When I was moving house last week, I found I have an external CD-ROM you can plug in and I have blank CDs. I only needed them once for my comedy gig at the Bogengate Hall because I was like, what if that's the only technology they have? CD. That's going to have to be my walk-on music.

It's a fucking CD. In the end, no, but I still had it as a backup and I've still got the blank discs and the CD-ROM and I was like, I just might need it one day. Why? I've needed it once in the last 10 years and yet I'm like I'll hang on to it. That is so you to just prepare a CD in case you'll need it. I'm the complete opposite. If I need it, I'll find out in the end.

Doesn't that drive you crazy thinking of all the options you might need? Not really because I know where it is. It's in the bottom of the storage in the office now. So it's not taking up much space but if the day comes and someone goes, God, I wish I had a blank CD I'll go, haha, and I'll be so smug about it. I've got your sword. That's and someone goes, God, I wish I had a blank CD, I'll go, ha ha, and I'll be so smug about it. I've got your sword. That's true.

Well, Jenny, you were, speaking of pirating, you were a pirate. I was. Do you want to know why pirates wear an eye patch? That's a good point. Why? Good question. From my experience, it would be when you go under the ship, you know, the underground,

below deck. Yeah, of course. It would be able to adjust to the ship, you know, the underground, below deck. Yeah, of course. It would be able to adjust to the light so that eye where the patch is, is permanently dark. So you could swap eyes. Is that true? Yes. Did they just not have torches? No. Well, no, because they built out on the sea.

So their eyes were adjusted to bright rooms. No, I understand, but it's a really fucking weird solution to the problem. Yeah, they could just put like an LED light strip underneath the bar. Yeah, but they're pirates. Didn't they have their iPhones on them? No, not this time. Their iPhones. Not this time.

Truly terrible. You did move. How'd the move go, Mitchell? Because you've moved places this week. It feels wrong even saying how did the move go in past tense like it's done. It's still ongoing. Yeah, move lingers for weeks. I hate it when people say that. They're like past tense? Like, it's done. It's still ongoing. Yeah, move lingers for weeks. I hate it when people say that.

They're like, oh, yeah, that's normal. It takes us months to unpack. I'm like, no, I just want it done. Yeah, I agree. That gives me anxiety. There's nothing I hate more in life than moving. It is the worst thing in the world. I hate it.

It's fucked because everyone's like, okay, we've helped them move their shit in. Job done. No, I can't find anything. Do you know how long it took me to find this shirt? The Shania Twain shirt. Thank God you found it. Actually, honestly, I was like, oh, that's a blast from the past. I haven't worn this Shania Twain shirt in years.

Well, that's the one good thing about moving that you find things that you lost. I got you a housewarming gift. Did you? Yeah. I thought, you know, you don't know where everything is and you'll go to bed tonight and you'll need a t-shirt to wear to bed. And I thought, my God, poor Mitchell won't have a shirt to wear. So I got you this to say, welcome to the new place.

Oh, that's beautiful. What for the love of God? Oh. It's Peter Overton. No, I understand that. But what is this? Vote Petey. Yeah.

Jessica Rowe. Jessica Rowe sent Peter Overton the nine newsreader. Jessica Rowe, her husband, Petey's wife, who you love, sent that to us to promote so he would win the Logie. I didn't even know he got one. Yeah, he didn't win. He lost. He lost. So what a waste of a shirt.

Alison Langdon won. But it was sitting on my desk and I thought, you love Peter Overton and that's your size, an extra, extra, extra small these days. That's why I'm inheriting it because it wouldn't fit you. No, no, I could use it as a necklace perhaps. Happy moving in week. Thanks.

That's beautiful. Good thing I haven't taken my huge tub of clothes from my clothes car down to the recycling yet because that can go with it. Oh, come on. I'll put it on the- I need another shirt. I know, I know, I know. I've actually, you know, is it just me on the fly?

How good is this like a black freebie shirt as a pyjama top? Oh, yeah. That could be a Jammie shirt. Wear Petey. No, it's a small. I want it to be oversized and baggy for the bed. Jenna, do you want it? No, you can have it.

Okay, it'll go on my clothes, Carl. Just donate it. I found out the other day that my apartment, how fucking good is this, has just, like, three huge skip bins for clothing recycling. I was like, oh, heaven. I don't have to lug it to a Vinnies bin or something. Just right here. In the complex.

Yeah. Wow. I was like, fuck, where is this bin? I'm alive. How good. Next time I pop over to yours, I'm going to use that because there's none in my local area. And sometimes if there is, they're just overflowing with garbage bags full of lint ridden jackets.

I've already had other friends come and put their old clothes in there. Oh, I'll be doing it for sure. Yeah. Are you happy with the movie? Sometimes if there is, they're just overflowing with garbage bags full of lint-ridden jackets. I hate it. I've already had other friends come and put their old clothes in there. Oh, I'll be doing it for sure. Yeah. Are you happy with the move? Are you feeling good? You look refreshed. Yeah.

You look like you got some sleep. Don't lie to me. You do. No, you do. Genuinely. I feel so tired. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what moving will do that to you.

Did you sleep? Last night, yes, but I still feel like I have some catching up to do because I've been functioning on a little sleep all week. So I don't think last night's good night was enough to undo the damage. Is it weird living with Sean full time now? Are you? I don't feel like we've gotten a taste of the new normal yet. Yeah. We've barely had any time just the two of us at the house.

Yeah. There's just been so much happening. He went to bloody the beaches for Father's Day. Oh, cool. He goes to work during the day, so he's not there. And we've had social things, like things with his family. And then Aislinn invited us over to herald the new moon with spells. So we had to do that during the week.

Of course you had to be there, yeah. Yeah. What did you guys do to herald the new moon? I looked at it. Yeah. I took a photo. Well, that's not how it works. It's a new moon.

You can't fucking see it. How do you herald a new moon? With spells. Yeah, I used some spells and I's not how it works. It's a new moon. You can't fucking see it. How do you herald a new moon? With spells. Yeah, I used some spells and I pictured it in my mind. Do you know what herald means? Yes. Like make way for. So there's no moon there yet because it's a new one.

It's coming. Yeah. And are you excited for this moon? What's to come with this moon? I don't know. Actually, do you know what? Hilariously, my tarot at this fucking heralding told me to be more selfish. I was like, fine.

I didn't think you needed any permission. I thought you'd been doing that for the last few years. Excuse me. You definitely were. Today, Mitch was like, I'm 15 minutes away. Order me a coffee for arrival, please. I was like, all right, no worries. It's really not what happened.

Remember New Moon? The Twilight series? I've not seen Twilight. I'm not going to start now. I've missed it and I don't want to watch it. Is this just me on the fly? Does it make no sense? Any of the titles in the Twilight saga, they never actually address the title.

That's true. They don't address Twilight. They don't address any New Moon in New Moon. No. There's no eclipse in eclipse. No. Really? Yeah.

What about the apple? Hey? There's an apple. Isn't there an apple? There's an apple. That's on the cover. Yeah. Oh, does anyone eat an apple?

They worked that into the movie Twilight. I really should see apple? That's on the cover. Does anyone eat an apple? They worked that into the movie Twilight. I really should see it. It's apparently really bad. It's gotten worse with age. It's terrible, but in a great way. Quite like the show. Welcome to Is It Just Me? Every week we start the show the same too. Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed.

Something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. I'm riled up this week. I'm on my feminism train. I'm the driver. Jenna's the conductor. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. I'm riled up this week. Great. I'm on my feminism train. Oh. I'm the driver. Jenna's the conductor. Cool. And Mitch, you're pushing the lolly cart today.

Anything off the trolley, dears? Yeah, feminism. I'm pissed off. I've seen a TikTok that's upset me and I want to play it for you. Okay. Well, mine's about moving. So since we're kind of on that track, should I just get it out of the way? Is that a train reference on that track?

Yes, obviously. Yeah, choo-choo. Total accident. But yeah, I did that on purpose. Add some coal and let's take it to the station. All right, shall I kick it off? Yeah, go for it. Good.

Thanks, Bradley. Is it just me or should a penthouse have fucking drawers? Oh. Any apartment should. Yeah. Yes. I'd agree. 100%. Yeah. So obviously I keep joking that I've moved into the penthouse. That makes it sound far more glamorous than it is. It's just

a higher up apartment, but I have gone from a one bedder to a three bedder and three bathrooms. So on paper, it sounds like an upgrade, right? Yeah. My one bedroom apartment has that huge fucking walk-in wardrobe. That was great. I should say. You've seen it on my Instagram, me trying to clean that thing out. There's too much room for my own good. Yeah, I loved it.

I got to the new place and I opened the wardrobe in the huge master suite and I was like, where the fuck do I put my undies? Oh, no. There's no drawers. The wardrobe is simply just railing for jackets and shit. And I was like, the shirts that I deem special enough to hang up, that's actually, that takes up

the least amount of space. I have all these drawers of shame where I tuck shit. Yeah, but you've got no drawers at all built into the built-in wardrobes. No. Well, you're going to have to get drawers. You're going to have to get dresses, like from Ikea or Facebook Marketplace. But that's so inconvenient. That's what I've been doing all week. Yeah, it's the worst. You're paying for a penthouse dresses, like from Ikea or off Facebook Marketplace. But that's so inconvenient. That's what I've been doing all week. Yeah, it's the worst.

You're paying for a penthouse and you don't get shelves. That's a good point. Yeah. Like, you get on a helicopter, you expect it to be- To fly. Correct, yeah. Yes. I have been spending the week on Facebook Marketplace trying to track things down, carry shit.

Oh, my God. Don't get me started. It's a nightmare. Like, I measured how much room is in the wardrobe, found the exact fucking thing to fit. I swear it was like half a centimetre off the wardrobe by clothes. Oh, no. You bought it? Yeah.

Lugged it up the fucking stairs myself. Do you want to see how many bruises are on my legs from all the furniture moving? Oh, my God. Oh, God. And the other one. Oh, my. Oh, wow.

Ow. They're blue. You look like a nightwalker. Yeah. And it's just from lugging shit upstairs, accidentally kicking things. Also, you've got stairs now for the first time. I do. You've got to lug shit upstairs.

Isn't that horrendous? That's what I've been doing to avoid the stress. I'm like, I'm just going to vacuum the stairs again. It's quite fun. Are they carpeted stairs? It's quite a thrill. Yeah. I saw Isabella struggling to get up the stairs.

I don't think she's ever walked upstairs in her life. It's ridiculous. Has she learned how to now? Yeah, she's figured it out. Yeah, good. Clever girl. Good treat struggling to get up the stairs. I don't think she's ever walked upstairs in her life. It's ridiculous. Has she learnt how to now? Yeah, she's figured it out. Yeah, good. Clever girl. Good treat at the top of the stairs. But speaking of Isabella, that's another thing that I thought would come with the upgrade

to a three bedder and three bathroom, right? Mitchell, that's too many bathrooms. You're going to hate it. I'm telling you now. Well, that's what I thought. But does Isabella get her own bathroom? That was the idea. I was like, no.

What do you mean no? Can I just fucking finish, please? Yes, but then you're going to have to clean it. So, you know, I've had the fucking kitty litter in the lounge room, in the one bedder, and it's not ideal when I've got guests and then all of a sudden, oh, you can smell cat shit. Which happens. And so I thought, finally, there's too many bathrooms for my own good.

I'll just pop the kitty litter in one of them so that she's not getting in anyone's way and I can just check it every so often and clean it out. No, none of the bathrooms have enough floor space for the kitty litter. It's like you wouldn't be able to open and close the door if I put it there. Oh, they're tiny bathrooms. Yeah. Right. Like really tiny motel en suite size bathrooms.

Oh, that's ridiculous. I'm not whinging. It's convenient having them every few steps, every time I'm walking around the house. But I was like, I thought I'd be able to put the kitty litter in there. So now it's in my office. Oh. I know. Could you get her a smaller tray?

Huh? Like a smaller kitty litter tray or train her to use the toilet. I've seen smart cats. Would you like a smaller toilet? Well, no, but smart cats, if I had a cat, trust and believe it, to be able to drive a vehicle. I can't be getting her a smaller tray because sometimes, even as it is, she misses. Jesus.

Thank God for those mats you put under the kitty litters, right, Jenna? Because sometimes there would just be a fucking turd outside of the litter box. I'm like, oh, you are a disgrace, Isabella Marie. Wait, she misses the toilet? Yes. I knew she was simple. Oh, don't you dare. Who misses the toilet?

Well, I've got her in one of those kitty litter disguise things that looks like a coffee table, so it's dark in there. She doesn't know what she's doing. Is that the house that you've got? There's a little house for her? She's got, it's like a cathedral. You're at Caesar's Palace. I've just got an even more fancy one.

Really? She's spoiled. She's too spoiled. No, she's not. Yeah, but now she's going to be in my office, so I want it to look cute. You're going to be in the middle of a Zoom call signing off on a new brand deal and you're

going to have a cat laying a shit in the background. Probably. I actually need to rearrange my office because I did a Zoom call the other day and it was very confusing because there's mirrors behind me and I just kept going, why is Ray Gunn in my house? I actually look like her from the back, don't you? You do. You do.

We should try and you should actually message her if she's trying to get the exclusive interview. I think she's already had that. Yeah, she was on the project. She chose the project? Yeah. Over us. Yeah. Anyway, look, it's not all bad in my penthouse.

You bet your ass I'm going to tell everyone it's a penthouse. Yeah, of course. I do have a huge balcony, which is kind of cute, and I have it on good authority, according to my hairdresser, Franco, that I overlook a gay beat. Oh. What's a gay beat? Wow. You don't know what a gay beat is? You Franco that I overlook a gay beat. Oh. What's a gay beat? You don't know what a gay beat is? No, what's a Lady Gaga

song? No, like a public fuck spot. Oh, like a cruising spot? Yeah. What's that? I've never heard of a beat. I think I know the cruising spot you're talking about. How would you know? No, I know of it. You should pop upstairs next time you're done. You might be able to hear me finish. Is that a wolf howling?

Oh, no, Mitch is back to the gay beat. Is it just me? Listening on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five-star rating. Now, coming up in episode 234, don't be a whore. Hey, whore. Nice. Is that a knock on the door? Oh, no, it's just 234. 234, Don't Be a Whore. Hey, all. Nice. Is that a knock on the door? Oh, no, it's just 234.

234, knock on the door. That episode's out this Wednesday, and Oscar is going to be joining us for Hobby Hunt. Yay! We're doing our first. A third wheel Oscar. Mitchell, I feel like you've lost. You've said, Aislinn, you're dropping all these names. People don't know these people.

Everyone knows Oscar. I think that's a mistake. No. We have new listeners. We've got new audience. This is Radio 101, Broadcasting 101. We have new listeners. We've got new audience. This is Radio 101 Broadcasting 101. We need to reset. No. Tiffany

says zero regards too, guys, but let's move on. Hi, Tiff. Hi, Tiffany. Tiffany, for those wondering, is our accountant. She says we're making too much money. Just so you know. Oscar is our third wheel. No, he's not. No, please, you continue to give context because you're so good at it.

Fourth. He's our fourth wheel. Our fourth wheel roving reporter, Oscar, is joining us. Yes, from the Misfits. You would have heard him in December for the three people that listened. December. It wasn't December. Anyway, coming up on Wednesday's episode, our fourth wheel roving reporter, Oscar, will

be here for Hobby Hunt because we're doing singing lessons and he's going to be teaching us what he knows because it turns out he was a fucking singing teacher at one point. I didn't know this about him even though we're like besties. I had no idea he was a singing teacher. Was it for children? Was it for a school choir? I have no fucking clue.

Yeah, I'm the same. He's very talented. I'm excited for that. Hobby Hunt returns. He's very talented. Well, should we do my idjim? I've got one. Sure.

All right, let's go. This is why I'm pissed off this week. Ready? Hit've got one. Sure. All right, let's go. This is why I'm pissed off this week. Ready? Hit me, Bradley. Is it just me or? Do you hate Yochi Guy? Oh, I hate him. Yochi Guy.

Have you seen that he's an Aussie? He went on a date this week with a girl. It's going super gangbusters all around the internet, especially on Australian TikTok. Yochi Man, his name Is it guy or man? I'm trying to Google it right now. Oh, man. Well, guy or man. I mean, same thing, right? Man. Wait, that's not his name.

That's not his name. His name is Phil Martin. Phil Martin, on his TikTok account, posted this. Google autocorrected to Yochi in Manly. I do like Yochi. So Yochi's a frozen yogurt place. He met this girl on Tinder and they went on a date. The date went really well, according to all reports. Then they went to Yochi So Yochi's a frozen yogurt place He met this girl on Tinder And they went on a date The date went really well

According to all reports Then they went to Yochi He then dropped her home And posted this to TikTok I grabbed the normal size cup, right? Like the small one I see that my date Grabbed the big cup

I'm like, ooh That could be an issue Because realistically I'm probably going to have to pay for this And I'm starting to freak out So anyways Fill up the cups Mine's at a reasonable amount I'm looking at it And I'm probably going to have to pay for this, and I'm starting to freak out. So anyways, fill up the cups. Mine's at a reasonable amount.

I'm looking at it, and I'm like, God, that's like $40 already. I'm like freaking out. And then we get to the toppings. I'm like, ah, surely she lays up on the toppings. So then I'm filling up. I'm putting like a strawberry on at a time. This girl is just putting every topping on. I'm like, Jesus, leave some for everyone else, okay?

What a grub. I hate him. What a little pig. I hate him. I mean, I understand the point in that it's so unpredictable at those yoji places. You can either pay $8 or $48. And you're like, oh, fuck. I thought I bought the same amount of things.

No, I know. Because it's all based on weight. It's weight. Yeah, but if you're taking a date there and you're offering you're the man, you pay for whatever toppings she wants. Yeah, you just suck it up and you certainly don't rant about it on TikTok. That's only going to go one way. You look like a pig. Totally.

Yeah, and also going on about how she chose the big size. Like, shut up. He continues in this next one. Ready? Have a listen. So then it comes to Pang and it's the classic, are you guys together? And you look at her, she looks at you. I was like, yes.

Oh, my God. Comes out, it's like $330. I was like, this sucks. Anyways, whatever. I'm kind of offered at this point. I've sort of got the ick. Don't want to be there. He got the ick because she put whatever toppings on her Yochi that she wanted.

Yochi have now come out and said, what a joke. Yochi have actually come out and made a statement. Yes, yes come out and said, what a joke. Yochi have actually come out and made a statement. Yes, yes. They also said, what a joke. Never judge what's in someone's Yochi cup. By the way, there's only one uniform size. So he was lying. I thought so.

He was lying. Oh, yeah, that's so true. That is true. There's just one. There's just one big size. Yeah. There's no different size cups. You just fill it however much you want.

Yeah, but then the girl came out and posted. She said, morning, I woke up. It was like a text post on TikTok. She said, morning, I woke up feeling a little bloated after my yochi last night. Turns out my date woke up and posted the entire ins and outs to our date night on social media. Yeah, but then she came out and said that it wasn't her. She was joking. Oh, was she?

So I've been fooled. Yeah, you've been fooled. So I'm a feminist trying to stand up for women. I saw your comment on it. I commented being like, I stand with you, my girl queen. And I liked it. And then I went and looked at her other videos and she's like,

I saw all the comments. Yeah, I wasn't the girl. But I just wanted to make a point. Well, she got heaps of views. But that man, what a pig. So sorry that he had something in his hand that was big for a change. Sorry about it. But if that ever happened on a date that I was on, I would be

livid. If I was shamed, because I love toppings. You don't have to tell me. Did he think that anyone was going to be on his side in that? Just straight men like that shit? Is that what hell is it? I don't know. At most, that might be a conversation you have with friends. Oh my god, I had to pay for Yochi. She put so much in it.

Don't put that on TikTok, you fuck stain. That's only going to go one way. I completely agree. Or if you wanted to take the angle of, oh, it's outrageous how much you have to pay for frozen yogurt. Yeah. But it's worth every cent if you ask me. That shit is heaven.

Oh, Yochi's amazing. But don't bring her into it and be like, oh, she put so much in it and all this. Well, funnily enough, because he said it was an ick, Stephen, when I first ever messaged Stephen, ever, first ground zero for messaging him on an app. On Grindr. It was on Grindr, yeah. And I was like, on Grindr, and not really using it for its intended purpose,

which is the gay beat. And I messaged him and said, hi, do you want to get frozen yogurt? And he was like, what? And I was like, do you want to get frozen yogurt? I can come pick you up. He's like, so this is Grindr. And he got the ick straight away. He's like, the frozen yogurt. He's like, I don't want to. I'm in the bath. Why did he

get an ick from that? Well, cause he's like, it's not enticing to be offered a frozen yogurt on a gay dating app. But I thought, you said in literally the most recent episode when Jules was here, you said that it was a lovely first date. He never got the ick, did he? No, but we didn't, we didn't have a yogurt berry first date. It wasn't Yochi in my area. He said no. Oh. We messaged and then didn't talk for another week.

Well, that changes everything. I know. I thought you said to Jules that you did go for the fro-yo date and it was very wholesome. We've actually never had fro-yo together because we're like, oh, that will end us if we get frozen yogurt because we were meant to get frozen yogurt and we didn't. So now we can't.

He said that that gave him the ick. Well, he said like on the night, he's like, I'm in the bath having a Bailey's, babe. I don't want to come out and have frozen yogurt. Try to get me with something better. Saint Stephen, my ass. I know. It was 9pm on a Sunday night. So what did you come back with a week later?

A photo of my giant penis. Yeah. And it worked. No, seriously. Or is that being serious? No. No. Then tell me. I don't remember. No, seriously. Or is that being serious? No. No. Then tell me.

I don't remember. He remembers this. He's got all the messages screenshotted. So you don't remember, other than being rejected on the first invitation, which was let's go to frozen yogurt. He said no. No, I want to stay in a bath. And then there was a week between communication,

and you don't remember what the next thing was. No, he messaged me the second time and said hey, and I said hi. And then we didn't meet until we had cocktails at a cocktail bar on the 1st of September because it was a year, he messaged me the second time and said, hey, and I said hi, and then we didn't meet until we had cocktails at a cocktail bar on the 1st of September because it was a year, a couple weeks ago. Oh, wow. A year since our first date. So not frozen yogurt. No, we've never had frozen yogurt. Interesting. Yeah. That's a real

shame. It's good shit. That's why I wanted to get frozen. Who has ever regretted going to get frozen yogurt? I've never done it once. Yochi is amazing. Yochi's the best. Do you know where I want to go to? And this is based off Sherilyn Barnes' recommendation. She randomly weaved this

into a video somehow. She was talking about a place in Western Sydney called Lickett's. Oh, I've heard of this. Lickett's. Yes. It's frozen custard. Oh, I love a frozen custard.

And so I think that's going to be a huge game changer compared to yogurt. Frozen custard. Why don't we invest's going to be a huge game changer compared to yogurt. Frozen custard. Why don't we invest? Sherilyn said, so yeah, go to Lickett's if you like custard what's frozen. Yeah, no, I say. And it's a real place.

Lickett's in Harrington Park. Oh, that's a bit far. Where is that? Could we send roving reporter Oscar out to get some Lickett's? Honestly? Yeah. He's not our slave. He's our roving reporter.

That's very much in line with his duties. I'd rather that than sing, to be honest with you. Just sit there and eat custard. Should we say to him, don't bother coming in. Instead, we're going to do this. Go and get lickets. I would actually quite like some custard. We could.

We'll sing another week. Mitch and I are in bad moods. Yoji Flogs pissed me off and Mitch had a bad morning at the Gay Beat. Oh, stop it. That's enough of these two. Now let's hear, and is it just you? Oh, yeah, you've had enough of us. It's time to hear from one of you, an idiot, a listener,

an adoring fan of the podcast. We get fan mail. It's crazy to the P.O. Box here. Do we? I'm not across this. Where is it? The P.O. Box. at Idjim. Do we? I'm not across this. Where is it? The P.O. box. Downstairs next to your pigeonhole.

Actually, I do have to apologise to darling Mel and Jacob from Adelaide who sent me a birthday card and I didn't get it for two months because I don't even know where the pigeonhole is here. Oh, no. I don't think to check it because I don't actually fucking work here. And then two months later you eventually found it and gave it to me. Someone handed it to me and said, this is for you. I said, this isn't me.

It's Mitchell Coombs. Close enough. Yeah, I mean, same, same. Totally, it's going to get to you to me and said, this is for you. I said, this isn't me. It's Mitchell Coombs. Close enough. Yeah. We're adjacent. Totally. It's going to get to you via me. You're my PA here. Yeah.

Pigeon hole. Is it just me or on the fly? Or should we rename that? I seem to recall, I think we Googled why the fuck's it called a pigeon hole on this podcast and we found out it's quite gross, actually. Pigeon hole. Yeah. Doesn't sound exciting.

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I just googled by the way. Look how gross that is. All these pigeons in pigeon holes. Jesus. Disgusting. That's horrific. All these pigeons in close proximity. Imagine letting my cat run loose through there. She'd love it. She'd lose some weight too. Excuse me. It'd be good exercise. She's already lost the weight. The vet's very happy at her most recent weigh-in.

So Sarah DiLorenzo does people and cats. No. the weight. The vet's very happy at her most recent weigh-in. So Sarah DiLorenzo does people and cats. No. The vet. The vet. Oh. Anyway. Who are we calling? We go to Newcastle today. I love it. The Pasha Bolka. Henny Penny. Is that all you know about Newcastle? You brought that up last time.

No, I know Beth lives there too. Let's call Beth. Please do. I dare you to sneeze at some point during this phone call, but say the word Pasha Bolka or whatever it is, and then never acknowledge it. Just be like, excuse me, Beth. Yeah, but Jenna, you have to bless me, but say Beth you. Instead of bless, okay?

Hello? Hello? Are you in a toilet, for God's sake, Beth? No, I'm in the bathroom at work. Oh, dearie me. It's a terrible line, Bethica. Beth I'm in the bathroom at work. Oh, dearie me. It's a terrible line, Bethica. Bethica, can you put it to your ear, please? Yeah, it's okay.

Oh, love you. Perfect, thank you. You're in the tea room. What do you do for work, Beth? Hello. Hello. Hi, can you hear me better? Oh, that's crystal clear.

I did have an earphone in. That's probably what happened. I'm shocked at how good that got. It sounds like we're on a telethon. No, I'm a beauty therapist. Oh, beautiful. A beauty therapist. What kind of beauty?

Are you doing tits, you know, tit wax? No, I work in a Japanese head spa. Oh, I love those. My dream is to just sit there and have my head seconds away from imploding and to be squashed. We were talking about this in the last episode. Yeah, so I do remedial massage and Japanese head spa. Oh, that sounds incredible.

Do you do lymphatic drainage massage? What's that? Yes, we do. Oh, Stephen has been doing it for me because I've just seen them online and I want one. The lymphatic system is like, it's a, I don't know, Beth, you're the beauty therapist. Do you want to explain what it is?

So the lymphatic system, so it's mostly in your face as well. So it's above your eyeballs, around your eyes and stuff like that, and in the back of your neck, like where your glands are. And we push against that to drain everything out of it. That actually sounds lovely. So that you are less puffy and more relaxed, I guess. Yeah, apparently you do a lymphatic drainage on your body, then all the gross stuff that comes out, you have to poo out.

Really? Is that true? We don't. It is. We don't do the body. We just do the face. Oh, right. Otherwise that day spa would be stinky.

All right, Beth. Well, when you're ready. Thank you. Thank you, Jenna. We need to do your itch-em, something you've noticed you hate or appreciate. Yes, we do. Okay, you ready to go, Dale? Counter in.

Is it just me or? All of a sudden people you haven't spoken to in years think they're entitled to an invitation to your wedding. Oh. Wow. Well, the drama of it all. I can't say I've been in this boat. Like people you haven't spoken to in like five, ten years, all of a sudden message you like, congratulations, you're engaged.

Yeah. When's the wedding? When can I expect the invite? And it's like, dude, you bullied me in high school. I hate you. Like, so. Yeah. Well, we're all quite far away from weddings, Mitch.

You're probably the closest of the three of us. I'm going to a wedding this weekend, actually. Oh, who's wedding? I'm going to quite far away from weddings, Mitch. You're probably the closest of the three of us. I'm going to a wedding this weekend, actually. Oh, whose wedding? Back at home. One of my high school besties, Katie. Oh. She's an idiot as well.

Oh, Katie, happy wedding. Give her a shout out. Sweet, Katie. Oh, how exciting. Who's she marrying? Her fiancé. Oh, that's beautiful. Is it a gay wedding? No.

Oh, right. But that was one of those ones where I'm like, oh, I don't know if I will get invited because yes, we keep in touch after all these years. But, you know, maybe she's got people that are closer to her now. But I was very, very honored to be invited, but I didn't expect it. I wasn't entitled to it. No, no, no, no. So are you getting married?

Have you been married, Beth? Yeah, I'm getting married next year. Oh, so you're currently going through this. Who do we invite? Yes, I'm currently going through this. It's a pain in the butt. What are you thinking? Are you keeping it small, are you? What am I thinking?

Are you asking Mitchell what he's thinking? No, are you keeping it small? Well, I wanted to keep it small, but my family or one side of my family is Italian and he's also got a big family, so we have a hundred coming. Oh, wow. But if you don't want that, then fuck that off. It went down from 150

to 100. Okay, so you've already. It went down from 150 to 100. Okay, so you've already done a cull. That's good. That's culling. I think that's far too many people. You know what I hate? Destination weddings. I went to a destination wedding once, was asked to fly to Fiji, MC a wedding.

I had to pay for my own flights, pay for my own accommodation, MC the wedding, and then I had to be back at work by Monday. So I left Friday night. It was the worst 48 hours of my life. Hey, Mitch, I'm having a destination wedding. Oh, bitch! I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I'm joking! I'm literally having a wedding around the corner from where I live. Oh, now that's handy. That could be your solution, though, Bethica, because if you have a destination wedding, then a lot of people won't actually

fucking be bothered to come. Less people. Bingo. Totally. That was my plan originally, but then it was like my 85-year-old grandmother, there's no way she'd get on a plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

After the Pasha Volker, yeah. It was like, yeah, okay. It's like I probably should do it close to her so she can actually come. Yeah, you do want that. Are you being a bit brutal about it when people say, where's my invite? Did it get lost in the mail? Are you saying like, oh, yeah, maybe, and diffusing it?

Or do you just say to them point blank? I'm straight up telling them they're not getting one. Oh, good. Straight up. Yeah. Depending who it is. If it's someone that's like messaged me and just straight up gone, oh, when's my invite coming?

And I'm like, again, we have not spoken to each other in 10 years. Actually 10 years? Are you exaggerating? I am not paying for you to come and get drunk and have a meal. No. Is it actually a 10-year gap? Actually 10 years between talking or are you just exaggerating? Sorry?

You know, it doesn't matter. What was that? I can hear Mitchell sort of faintly in the background. Oh, God. Is it one of those things? I can't really hear. I can sort of like just hear him in the background. They're the settings that I've orchestrated for the studio for my audio to be at 100%

and for Mitchell to be at 3%. Yeah. I can hear Jenna and Churi very clearly, but Mitch, sorry. I can hear you faintly. The Pepsi palace is falling apart. This has happened before where everyone, my mic is the only one they can't hear. There's something going on here. Hang on, there's a spare one right next to me.

Let me just check. Hello, Beth Dickels. Are you there? Hello. Yes, I'm here. Hi, Mitch Coop. How are you going? Oh, yay, I can hear you.

Anyway, bye. Sorry, tunnel. Thanks, Beth. We'll send you out. Bye. We'll send you out. Bye. We'll send you out. Love you all. Love you.

Have a gorgeous wedding as well. Love you. Love you, Jenna. Bye. Bye, Beth. See you. Bye. Bye.

Is she ignoring you? Something was going on there. No, this has happened before. Remember when Oscar was doing a roving report and he literally couldn't hear me? Really? He could hear both of your mics but not mine. Where are we at? Well, there you go.

Well, that's the end of the show. Thank you for listening. We appreciate it. Now I'm paranoid that this whole time I haven't been on. I'm definitely on, aren't I? You guys can hear me. I can hear you loud and clear. Perfect.

I could hear you. Okay. Now, I couldn't see the wave line. You're coming through. Gorgeous. In the Pepsi Palace, we have this big screen that we look at that shows us all our audio lines, so we know we're coming through. Do you reckon we could do that thing where we try

and make a dick out of the audio lines? Oh, so what is it? It's a big jump. Yeah. And then another bit for the head. So a big jump, a long sustained note, then a medium jump. Yeah, for the knob. Yeah, for the knob.

All right, shall we try? Okay, I'll let you try. Okay, I'll try. Ready? What colour am I on that? Red. Okay, ready? I'll let you try.

Okay, I'll try. Ready? What color am I on that? Red. Okay, ready? Bow. Oh, my God. Hey, come on.

That is good. Now mine's coming. Look. I don't think anything's going to tap that. Oh, my God. People who don't understand what's happening are going to be tap that. Oh, my God. People who don't understand what's happening are going to be so confused. Oh, my God. I'll post it on our socials. Don't worry.

I nailed that. That's long and thin. That is a Sean penis if ever I've seen one. I'm just imagining. I'm just imagining. Well, can I be honest? I've never imagined your boyfriend sick and I don't bring it up. Well, now you are.

I find it a bit sick. Your obsession with Sean's dick. It's just, Jenna, have I ever mentioned it before? Yes. Yes. Name the date. Last episode. Oh, I don't.

The most recent one was, well, thank God he's hung like a horse. I did perv on him in the bathroom at your birthday dinner. It's a joke. I didn't even go to the bathroom at your birthday dinner. I know, but I haven't laughed once at them. Read the room. Oh, well, welcome to my life with you. Wow.

Just, you know, sometimes we just plod along. I know, but it's so strange because you don't talk to me like that in real life. When we're on the podcast and you're just absolutely vile, I don't know what to do. The problem is when you're branded as a shock jock, you just have to. Who branded you like that? Jenna says it. I don't want a shock. I don't even want to be a jock.

Well, thank God you couldn't be further from one. Do you want to try and create a penis on the waveform? No, you actually, and don't even fucking make the joke. You can't top that. Don't do it. He's going to do it. He's literally biting his lip. He's going to do it.

No, I'm not. I'm not vulgar As of now Starting today There'll be no vulgarity No you can do vulgarity Just stop Talking about

My boyfriend's dick I've never seen it It's merely just A passing comment For the idiots Jenna texts me and says What do you reckon Do you reckon he's packing

I'm like Jenna I would never do that To my beloved Sean. Thanks for listening. Yep. Thanks for listening. Our merch is still available at coupleofmitches.com.au. You've got until the end of the month.

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Yep. Not involved. It's like Switzerland. It's just neutral. And there is new merch, which would be perfect in time for summer, which will be on the website shortly. We'll let you know. Exciting.

I'm sure you could figure it out. I'm very excited about this. Long awaited. Long awaited. Oh, don't bring weight into this. All right. Goodbye, everyone. We, don't bring weight into this. Alright. Bye everyone. We'll see you in a couple of days. See, don't laugh at my jokes. Bye.

Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the air. We pretend we're done, but we're not yet. No, we're not. We've got more shit to talk.

Nothing's really planned in this bit. In fact, Jenna, speaking of shit talk. Yeah. You know what happened? I went to Pilates, Jenna, speaking of shit talk. Yeah. You know what happened? I went to Pilates the other night. Jenna shit herself. No. No, we don't go together.

No, different studios, different suburbs. Yes. The instructor that was teaching this Pilates class, she's a Kiwi, by the way. Yeah. She was doing her usual spiel before the class being like, okay, before we get into it, any sore bits, sad bits, pregnancies, anything I need to be aware of before we move together today. So she's got everyone's attention and then goes,

Mitchell, I was talking to Jenna about you. We had a little gossip. And because I was put on the spot in front of the whole class, the only response I could muster was, all good, I hope. Oh, no. And I wanted to die. I was like, shut the fuck up, Mitchell. But with no content, no context.

Like, what was she even talking about? Jenna, what was the gossip? About your hair. Oh, what did you say? Pretty hair. The ray gun hair? Yeah, yeah. It is a bit ray gunny.

I've never made that connection, but I do see it. I only saw it as of yesterday because I got a haircut and I reckon he took a bit too much off. Look, it's quite short. No, I was actually thinking your hair looks very healthy. It's very nice. Oh, really? You take hair vitamins? No, but I've got a million different serums and shit.

It's quite a fucking strenuous regime. But yeah, I reckon he's taken a bit too much off. I've run my fingers through it and I'm like, where's the rest? Yeah, you know what I hate when they get the thinning scissors out. I'm like, put those fuckers down. I want to keep every strand I've got. It's like if it's not Ray Gunn, it's Rachel from Season 2 Friends. It's a little bit Rachel, isn't it?

I really like it. And Charlotte did say that you've got the best hair in the inner west. Did she? She did. That's the instructor. Yeah, got it. But if Mitchell goes to shout Pilates and you go elsewhere. Oh, Charlotte's a slut.

She sluts away around to different studios. But she makes it known that she is slutting. Freelance baby. I go to in-life Pilates. She doesn't go there. No, no. Well, that's down in the beaches. And I haven't gone in a couple of weeks, but I book in because I'm like, I'm going to go

and I get exhausted and I cancel. It's a good incentive. Yes. Oh, but you do cancel. I do cancel, yeah. Well, not all the time, but when I do cancel, I'll often cancel because I'll think, oh, I just want to go for a walk, you know, easy. But then the owner of the Pilates does the same walk every day,

and I've seen her three times now when I've cancelled. It's very awkward. No. See, this is where we're different. I would never cancel and just go for a walk instead. If I cancelled to go for a walk, I just wouldn't do the walk. Yeah, same. The difference is that no one's forcing me to go do the walk, whereas at Pilates,

I'm like, oh, I have to be there at a certain time. Yeah, I know. Accountability. I know. If it was up to me, I just wouldn't do the walk. Yeah, same. The difference is that no one's forcing me to go do the walk, whereas at Pilates I'm like, oh, I have to be there at a certain time. Yeah, I know. Accountability. I know. If it was up to me, I just wouldn't do it. But I only have mornings free because then I start work at like 3, 4. So I have to get – all my errands I've got to do in the morning or midday. It's good for traffic.

True. And good for lunch. I'll have a good bakery sandwich. For the first time in my life, I'm actually jealous of the fact that Sean works a 9 to 5 because he's been able to avoid all the unpacking. Yeah. Oh, of course. But I'm stuck there and I actually cannot function with all this shit around me.

You know, you bring up a scary part of my memory because I, when I moved out of my house, remember my old house in Enmore, in the inner west? The last one I had. The most recent one. Yeah, the most recent. Yeah. And then obviously that was, we left because the breakup. So I packed all my shit into these boxes.

But then I moved back home, which was going to be for a year. So I've still got all my moving boxes in the garage unpacked. So I am still yet to unpack. At least they're hidden out of sight. And you've obviously got the things that you need to function day to day. I don't even have enough bathroom storage for my toothbrush. So I'm like, where's that ended up? Is there not a large bathroom, like a main house bathroom?

No. I mean, I'm still happy with it. I'm not whinging, but it's definitely an adjustment because my ideal is that when I move out of the old place, I set it up basically identically to the way it was in the new place. I make it exactly the same as it was in the old one. And I've tried to do that, but there's just not enough drawer space. So I'm like, oh, no, I have to learn a new system just to make everything harder.

Where's all the new space? Is it in the living room or is it in the- Oh, yeah. Like that shit's way bigger. Living, dining. My office has a window. What a novelty. That's amazing.

How nice. It's actually made a huge difference. With the view as well. What about the kitchen? Is it the same as your old one? No, a bit bigger. Nice. Does it have an island or like a bench?

Bench. I don't even know what an island means what an island means one island like you can walk around oh yeah no very american to have an island yeah jenna of course has an island and a kitchen island and also like the kitchen is not a completely separate room but it's sort of tucked away so it's like if i just want to be in my own little world cooking with some airpods on yeah mind my own business i can do that. Whereas the islands, I feel like I'm performing. I feel like I'm on TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Up next, we have. Yeah, of course. I sent all my stuff off to like a mortgage broker because I want to try and like buy an apartment, which is hell. I can't afford anything. It is ridiculous in Sydney. If you can't afford it, then I certainly can't.

It's horrific. It's really bad. So I was talking to a mortgage broker and he's like, all right, Mitchell, I'd like your receipts from all your purchases you've made over the last year. Oh, here we go. Oh, actually, speaking of. What? I've got one for you.

A docket? Yeah. Thank you. I am. There you go, for the coffee this morning. I'm famously, oh dear, I'm famously shocking with receipts. And I said to him, Doc, I don't have any receipts for anything. He's like, right.

Well, surely you've got your big purchases and your income. I'm like, no. I don't know how many big work-related purchases you do, though. Not written on. You just steal shit. I do much. Don't say that. I'm talking about the well-documented roadcaster incident on the Judge Gina podcast.

Of course. Which was cancelled. Another podcast we appeared on that got cancelled. I don't know if it's been cancelled, but there's certainly been no news about the future. Of course. Which was cancelled. Another podcast we appeared on that got cancelled. I don't know if it's been cancelled, but there's certainly been no news about the future. No, it's been cancelled. I think it might have. How do you know?

I know through the iHeart thing. Oh, fuck. Yeah, sorry about that. That's all right. So, by the way, you just got to get in the habit with the dockets. I know. I got my hair cut yesterday, and I can claim that because I'm a commodity, mate.

Of course. And so I said, Franco, give me a do that because I'm a commodity, mate. Of course. And so I said, Franco, give me a docket, please. And so he did. And then I got the app out, took a photo of it and then said, Franco, put that in the bin, please. Yeah. Smart. You just get it done in that moment.

Dext. D-E-X-T. Why haven't you told me this? I swear I have. Dext. I'm getting it right now. D-E-X-T. And also, look.

Yeah. When I renew my parking, they give you a custom email address. So, if you get a receipt on your email, you just forward it to, like, Mitchell at Dext or whatever. Oh, that's smart. That's incredible. So, if you get a digital receipt, you just forward it to that email address. Done. Wow.

Oh, I'm going to get that too. Let me have a look. And the irony is that Dext is a paid software, but you can claim it on tax because it's tax related. Oh, you've got to buy it. Well, I'm the same. I don't know how much it is. My accountant set it up and I went, sure, sounds easy. Well, yeah, so I've got a new account.

Anyway, basically. So don't let them pile up. Like, you know how some people put all their fucking dockets in an envelope or a plastic sleeve and collect them throughout the year? That's stressful. No, just get it done as you're going. And if you don't want to use Dext because that's expensive, just get a fucking Google Drive folder. Well, what I did was I'm so lazy. I said to my new money guy, I was like, I'm going to give you my bank statements for the last two years.

And actually, he suggested it. He's like, just give me a bank statement. He sat there with a highlighter and he's just going through all my bank statements and doing deductions that way. God, I hope you didn't use that bank account for any OnlyFans subscriptions. I did OnlyFans once. Did you? Just to try it. As did OnlyFans once. Did you? Just to try. As a creator or? No.

Did you get no fans? Is that the problem? No. OnlyFan. That's all I had. It was myself. It was your OnlyFan. No, I didn't have. I didn't do OnlyFans. I just watched one user, one creator. Who? The OnlyFans I subscribed to was for Paul Burrell. Who? Princess Diana's friend. Why? What? The only fans I subscribed to was for Paul Burrell. Who? Princess Diana's friend.

Why? What? The old guy. He's like 60-something. He's trying new things. Anyway, deductions galore. What type of content did he have? Predictions.

Surely you can't claim that on tax porn. I'm talking about it now, aren't I? I'm sorry. Anything we do, because we're public-facing, I get my eyebrows waxed. Ka-ching! Can't claim that on tax. Porn. I'm talking about it now, aren't I? I'm sorry. Anything we do, because we're public facing, I get my eyebrows waxed. Ka-ching! Ear pierced. Ka-ching! I know, but I never want to take the piss with it.

Like, some things I'll let that slide. Yeah, imagine being someone working in the ATO. Like, Mitch Cheery just lodged his lodgment. He's claimed a panini because he had it in his teeth when he was on the Today Show. Technically, I could. The one thing that I never claim is, let's just say, like, this is just an example. This didn't actually happen. But, like, let's say I caught an Uber to Anjuliet.

Yes. Because that was all part of the podcast. I can claim the Uber there. And if I went straight home, I could have claimed it back. But let's just say because that was the travel to and from a work event. Right. And let's just say, hypothetically, that night I decided to go out on Oxford Street and I ended up going home at 3am.

I'm like, can I claim that Uber? Oh, I know what you mean. Or are the ATO going to be like, took you a while? Why are you leaving from Oxford Street at 3am instead of the theatre? This event got out of hand, didn't it? I never do those ones because I'm like, oh, that's pushing it. That's what I always think. But then shortly the ATO are after people with offshore accounts in Panama, for God's sake.

I've got those too. Right. Interesting. Okay. Well, we need to talk off the cloud, no doubt. All right. Well, shall we go? Sure, we can go.

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Go have a purchase. Buy something. It's getting warmer. Get a short sleeve tee In the I'm With Idiot range Oh yeah that's so true I forgot about those I was about to be like

It's warming up The jumpers are going to waste But no there's shirts as well Fucking go buy one They're cute Yeah I was wearing my shirt The other day On a hot girl walk

It's perfect Great quality Really? Yeah The I'm With Idiot shirt Is it nice and Like loose? Yeah

I still You know I still That sort of t-shirt material When I exercise Gives a weird, like, you know the weird bumps on your arms? Yes. No, it was fine. No, I still get a 3XL because I love it baggy. I love an oversized shirt.

I did have to do that thing with this Shania Twain shirt where you kind of put your hands in the sleeves and just heave it to make it a bit looser. Because I was like, no thanks, we're not going to be clinging to that. You hear the tension cracks. Yeah, Shania's face is so warped. I thought she just had a lot of work done. She has and I've undone it. Oh, you didn't do J News. What?

Oh, Adele taking the break from music. We're going to get J News back up and running. I thought that Adele always takes a break from music every couple of years. Well, Jenna asked me. She said, can I, I want to pitch a new segment. I said, what is it? She said, J News. I said, what is it? She said, Celeb News. I don't know. All right, what's the big story? She went, Adele always takes a break from music every couple of years. Well, Jenna asked me. She said, can I, I want to pitch a new segment. I said, what is it? She said, Jane News. I said, what is it?

She goes, Celeb News. I don't know. All right, what's the big story? She went, Adele. You don't want to talk about it? I didn't say that. You did. Don't lie.

I didn't. She goes, I'm taking a break from music, babe. You're not going to hear from me for a long, long time. She doesn't have a speech impediment. Why are you bringing this up now? We're leaving. Well, Jenna texted me and said, can we do Jane News? No, I didn't.

God, you're a liar. I thought you were saying Jane Ooze. I am. No, I'm like Jane Ooze. Great note to end this show on, cocktail quality banter. Who's Jane Ooze? You tell me. I thought you were talking about my mother's leakage.

Mitchell, can you make two pairs of tits? That's easy, but you need nipples as well. What? Two boobies. Oh, on the audio. No, that won't be happening. You're soits, that's easy. But you need nipples as well. What? Two boobies. Oh, on the audio. No, that won't be happening. You're so immature. Let's go. You're going to clip that and use that against me, aren't you?

Mitch Cheery. Creep. Yeah, that montage would fill up a lot quicker than the Coombs dissing Cheery one. I'd do it for the audience. They love it. When we did that poll, remember we did the study and they said I love it when Mitch is dirty They love it. When we did that poll, remember we did the study? And they said, I love it when Mitch is dirty.

We did the focus group. I don't remember that. The market research. The market research. I remember that, but I don't remember anyone saying that. I think they said it. All right, should we go? Stop it.

Oh, one's smaller than the other. No, not good. Oh, one's smaller than the other. No, not good. Yay! Oh, my God. I'm turning off the recording. Goodbye, idiots. Bye, Bab. We're out of here. So we do.

We already did that. We already did that. Oh. I'm like, why are we talking about J News? We've done it. We're gone. Bye, Bab. There you are.

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