Is It Just Me? - #249: My Heart Will Go On

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

In this episode: Coombs had a fall x (03:22) Stinky scrunchies (08:18) Can celebs stop writing kids books (19:20) Oscar’s beef with TikTok singers (22:29) Bloody roadworks (28:52) Oscar’s bathroom rendition of My Heart Will Go On (35:54) Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (37:56)   Merch still available! coupleofmitches.com.au 🛍️   Join our Facebook group 'Endurant Idiots' facebook.com/groups/477062186470271 Hit us up: @coupleofmitches Send us a text: 0422 948 202See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Hello you! Hello you! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. You've really pissed me off. I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me.

Now here's Mitch Chury and Mitchell Coombs. Hello you, happy Monday idiots. Chury's not here today, he Coombs. Hello, you. Happy Monday, idiots. Chury's not here today. He's having a bit of time out. Nothing to worry about. Our third wheel, Pricekeeper Jenna, is here as usual. Yes, I am here.

And also our fourth wheel, Roving Reporter Oscar. Hello, you. Is here as well. Welcome, Oscar. Welcome back, Chuk. Oh, thanks for having me, Chuk. We're all... Jenna and I are sitting like Channel 10 newsreaders.

Guys, loosen up. You look real formal. Now, I just want to do a bit of housekeeping and just to avoid any confusion, Oscar. You are not here to fill in for Mitch Turi. No. Jenna. It's me. Is stepping up.

She is Mitch Turi today. Oh my God, Jenna. And you are therefore filling in for Jenna. Of course. There is a hierarchy. Jenna's my co-pilot. You're just some scraggy fucking air hostess doing the safety demonstration. Yes, but I'm doing the safety demonstrating at the back of the plane.

On a Rex. On a Rex, yes. And no one's seated at the back, so you're doing it to nobody. No, I'm just doing it to the mirror, actually, because it's for demonstrational practice. Yes. Yes. How are you two feeling being reunited? It's been a while since the last video.

Oh, it's so lovely. It's so, so lovely. I know. I have missed you, Janet. It's been a hot minute. I've missed you so much. You know, I send you like thousands of AI cat videos on TikTok. Yeah.

No, I love them all. I know. I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end of those just quietly. Oh, no. They're so good. Can I tell you both something very exciting that's happened in my life? Please. Oh, what?

So, a very exciting milestone. You're getting married? No. You're having a baby. Jesus Christ. How did you know? No, I just had a big lunch. I could feel it in my waters.

No, so. Oh, my lunch. I could feel it in my water. No, I just went, oh, my God. Sorry. You all right? Sorry, I haven't been well. I love that you went to the effort of coughing off, Mike, but it was so loud, there's no way I can edit that out. That scared me. Fucking hell.

Like, it doesn't help if you go, ah! Yeah, it was fully just like, sorry me one second like fuck are you still sorry i'll get back to my huge life news soon last time you were on co-hosting with me oscar you were an absolute train wreck if i can be frank spring was knocking you around you had fucking shocking hay fever how are you doing that cough is not encouraging no so um You had fucking shocking hay fever. How are you doing? That cough is not encouraging. No. So update on the shocking hay fever. It's fucking revolting still. I'm still anti-spring. I think spring should just fuck off. I can't believe it's still spring. I thought it had been so long. I know. And my health issues are just out of control. So when I get hay fever, it can develop anyway. So I've just not been a well chook. I can't recall the last time you were well.

Honestly, me neither. Don't even get me started on a therapist. I've got lozenges. Do you want one? Oh, yeah. I might steal one from you. Yeah, that'll be good. Thanks.

But yes, as I was saying. Yes, your pregnancy. Huge milestone. Oh, yes. As you know, I moved into the penthouse recently. Of course. Upgraded apartments. Yes.

Here's your lozenge. Oh. And after all this time living in a fucking penthouse that has two levels, I finally had my first trip down the stairs. Oh. You've got a pen. Three pen. I had a good run.

I had a good run. Oh, well done. It was like, admittedly. I'm that proud of you, Chook. It was 3am. Oh, okay. I'd had a couple of drinks. I'd turned all the lights off upstairs because, weirdly. Oh, admittedly. I'm that proud of you. It was 3am. Oh, okay. I'd had a couple of drinks. I'd turned all the lights off upstairs because weirdly.

Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I thought that was going to be internal. No. When are burps ever internal? That's not a thing. Sorry. I'm so sorry.

My co-pilot, Jenna, can you rein him in? Yeah. I'm so sorry. So I wasilot Jenna Can you rein him in please I'm so sorry So I was walking downstairs The lights were off I must have just missed a step And I just went like Tumbling Hit my elbow

And then Sean comes running around the corner Being like oh my god He said to me I thought I was going to see Like a squished Mitchell And much to his surprise He comes running around the corner And there I was just Standing see like a squished Mitchell. And much to his surprise, he comes running around the corner

and there I was just standing at the bottom of the stairs. So like a cat, I tripped, but I did not actually trip over. I stayed upright. Well done. All I have to show for it is this one injury on my elbow. Oh, my God. That's where I hit my elbow. That's quite a nice graze you've got there.

It's a gorgeous graze, isn't it? It's a gorgeous graze. Oh, Jenna, you'll feel this. Oscar won't understand, but at Pilates, they're making us do a plank, but on our elbows rather than on our hands. And imagine this grazed elbow from my fall on the Pilates mat. I was like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. It was killing me.

Oh, that's sore. Yeah, it wasn't fucking good. No, that's not fun. Disgusting. And now, because you're the honorary cheery, ow, ow, ow. It's killing me. Oh, that's sore. Yeah, it wasn't fucking good. No, that's not fine. Disgusting. Now, because you're the honorary cheery Jenna, would you like to let anyone who might be listening for the first time how this fucking podcast works? Yeah, so we talk. Oh, my God.

You're here every time he says it. Is It Just Me is something that you notice. No, no, no. Like, appreciate. no. Or appreciate? Wait. If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We start every episode the same way. With an is it just me?

Or a idjim is what it is. It's something you've noticed, hate or appreciate. Correct. Who will go first? I think I'm going to kick things off. And then obviously my co-host Jenna will bring one. Yes, that's me. You may as well throw one in as well while I'm here.

Yeah, I did think of a good one in the car on the way here. Well, last time you were here, Oscar, when we did our Misfit episodes, I was roasting you for having a shit hook. Yes. Yeah, that's right. Because you've got to sell it up top to keep people listening. So what would your hook be? So my hook would be... What's your rich and bap, bub? Yeah, that's right. Because you've got to sell it up top to keep people listening. So what would your hook be?

So my hook would be... What's your hitch about, bub? Well, my hook for this would be it will probably get me in trouble and I will definitely be called a hypocrite. Oh, I'm hooked. That's pretty good. I definitely will end up being called a hypocrite, but I just have so many passionate emotions about this topic. Sweet.

All right, Jenna, what about you? What's your hook? So this is something I've noticed, particularly with the breakfast show that I work on. What is it? Just a show that's on in the morning on Sydney's number one radio station overall. Triple J. What's the radio station? You haven't said it yet.

I can say that. It's WSFM. I just can't say the name. Oh, yeah. Actually, you know what? It's Jonesy and Amanda. Here you go. The Kitty O.

Another coin in the jar. Another coin. I can't for new idiots that are not understanding what's going on right now. We have a swear jar because Mitch and I were like, God, Jenna mentions Jonesy and Amanda all the bloody time. Yeah. And so we started implementing. She owes a dollar every time she mentions them.

Yep. So I'll put a dollar into the Kitty O. There we go. It's in. How much do you owe the kiddio? Oh, what is it? I'm trying to bring it up. Here we go.

Yeah. You only owe one for the missing child. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yeah. And you owe four for the... Four for the... For Jonesy and Amanda. I'm allowed to say it.

You're allowed to say it. Yeah, okay. So $5 in total. That's not bad, actually. I thought it was going to be higher than that. No, it's not. Oscar, you owe a dollar on here. I don't even know what for.

What do I owe a dollar for? Did we coerce you into saying the missing child's name? Oh, yeah, fucking Mitch Turi did. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm not paying that dollar. You can get fucked. It's a fucking dollar. No.

Every dollar counts. You know what? As Turi, I'm going to pay that extra because I'm Turi. So how much does cheery-o? Oh, my God, babes, it'll send you broke. He's up to 15 bucks. Well, cheery will be paying for his own, mine, and Oscar's because I'm cheery today.

I suppose I can't. We've got equal power here. We're a team. I can't actually. Shit, all right. You're going to be the one to explain that to him when he's back. I am. I'm acting in his place so I am him today.

I'll write that down. So don't worry, Oscar. I've got you covered. Are you ready for me to kick things off with my Is It Just Me? Go on, you better. Let's go. Bradley? Is it just me or... Did you not know that you're supposed to wash your fucking scrunchies?

Famously, I don't have enough hair, so I didn't know that. Yeah, I knew you weren't going to be able to relate. You've got no hair. No. On your head, that is. Your back. Your back's a different story. I've never, ever thought of washing my scrunchies, ever.

And then I saw your Instagram video, and that night I smelt my scrunchie, the one that I've got in my hair right now. It's quite fucking eye-opening, isn't it? I've been meaning to tell you about it. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, wait. So for those that didn't see the video on my Instagram last week,

I have been harbouring a putrid stench for months. I thought that I just had some unexplained BO. And I was driving myself crazy with this because I was having extra showers. And yet I'd just be sitting there at my desk or on the couch and I'd go, oh, God, it's back. And it was such a unique stench. It wasn't like the usual pits or whatever. I thought it might have been a certain hair product I was using. I thought it was because I was sleeping with wet hair.

I went through all the motions trying to figure out why I reek. Which is so wild because you're possibly one of the most cleanest people I know. How many people do you know? And so basically I was driving myself mad trying to find a fucking solution to this. I couldn't figure it out. And then eventually after months and months of this fucking stink following me which by the way it got worse and it was so bad yeah i'm surprised neither of you noticed it actually i didn't probably because it was i could smell my own

possibly yeah after months and months i realized oh my god it's my scrunchie it's been my scrunchie this whole time so no wonder it was mostly my hair and my wrist that was stinking. Because that's where the scrunchie lives. Stink. And so I posted a video about this on Instagram, like Jenna said. And I got so many comments saying, babe, you're meant to pop your fucking scrunchies in the laundry and wash them. I didn't know that. They don't teach you this shit in school.

People should tell you this. I agree. Like, fuck algebra. When have I ever used X, Y over the F and the fuck with? Like, teach me how to wash a bullshit scrunchie. Yes. Yes. Sorry, Jesus.

Jesus Christ. Lay off the vapes, bub. No. Okay. Good chat. Fair enough. So hang on, Jenna. You told me that you checked your scrunchie after you saw my video.

Yes, I did. And yours was stinky too. It was stinky. Yes. Wow. Disgusting. We've all learnt something from the stinky scrunchie saga, haven't we? Yeah, we really have.

But yeah, a lot of people in the comments were saying that they wash their scrunchies after every use. I'm sorry. I'm not that busy, but I am too busy for that. That seems excessive. Right? That seems insane to me. Yeah, because you also have like such like you have your plain scrunchies and you've

got a beautiful scrunchie on your wrist today. Yeah, I had to get rid of the stinky one. Yeah, obviously. The other thing people were shocked about in the comments was that I'd had that one scrunchie for four years. I do have others. You've seen in my house, Oscar, I've got like a little scrunchie rack. You have?

But I don't shake it up. I've already got one on my wrist. So why would I bother to shake it up? Yeah, exactly. I've just had the same one this whole time. Unless I'm going to like, I don't know, I went to a Barbie themed party. So I was like, right, I'll grab the pink scrunchie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But every other day I was just using this one, frankly, Richard Brown scrunchie. I didn't realise. At least it was brown. Well, I do that. The brown one, it blends in with my hair, which is why it was my favourite. Yeah. And a lot of people were like, holy fuck, how did you keep the same scrunchie without losing it for four years?

I was like, I don't know. I've had this one for about two years. Yeah, it's weird, right? But hair ties and bobby pins, different story. Totally different. I lose them all the time. Totally different. But my trusty scrunchie, it was always on my wrist.

Yeah. Well, I can imagine with scrunchies because they're obviously larger. So, I feel like a scrunchie would be harder to lose than a hair tie. As someone with two hairs on their forehead, I can imagine a hair tie or a bobby pin would be very easy. But a scrunchie because it's fat. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know, it's like a bracelet in a way. Like I can feel when I don't have my bag on.

I'm more baffled that people manage to lose scrunchies. But anyway. Whenever I see a scrunchie on the floor, it makes me a bit sad. Oh, I know. And you never pick it up though. Oh, never, never, never. Do you know what the fuck thing is though? This whole time I'd gotten it all wrong because I would actively avoid getting my scrunchie

wet because I was like well that'll wreck it yes I thought you know I would never take it in the shower even if I was like washing my hands or something I'd take the scrunchie off the wrist right because I'm oh I can never wet it no people were saying that I actively shower with the scrunchie really to give it a quick wash I was like how the fuck have I had long hair all this time and I didn't know the rules? No. I didn't know the rules. No one tells you this shit.

No, I had no idea as well. My hair would be wet and I would avoid putting the scrunchie in because I'd be like, well, I don't want to get it wet. Yes, it's a good scrunchie. You don't want to fuck it. Do you think before, you know, because we're terminal, do you think before we go we should create an idgum handbook guide of how to use a fucking scrunchie?

Because I am learning. I think that's a business idea. Maybe the Misfits, we can do something about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say this. Proud Japan trip. I can't keep taking on board merch suggestions. The group, I love you all idiots, but the Facebook group's like, when are we getting a coffee table book?

When are we getting the card game? And I'm like, Dallin, we have so much fucking merch as it is. Let a bitch rest. I love you and I appreciate the enthusiasm. Let a bitch rest. Okay. Maybe that should be the next T-shirt. Let a bitch rest.

Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood. So coming up in episode 250 this Wednesday. Oh shit, the final five. I just realised. Oh, this is so sad. Oh my God. Oh, that makes it feel real, doesn't it?

Yeah, anyway, sorry. Snap out of it, Mitchell. Coming up in episode 250, Oscar, you're going to be on again because the three of us are doing something quite fucking fun that I've been looking forward to for a very long time. I can't tell you how excited I am. I could piss. Absolutely. You can.

I will. Yeah. I think I will. Oh, not now. Stop. Sorry. I will. Yeah. I think I will. Oh, not now. Stop. Sorry. Got excited. So, idiots, do you remember ages ago we were doing the hobby hunt, trying out new things,

and I really had my clit set on doing a smash room. Yeah. Where you literally just go in. I'm not actually sure. We haven't been yet. We'll bring it to you on Wednesday. But I assume it's just like crockery. Yeah.

Plates. Ceramics. Well, when you brought it up with me, I did watch a couple of TikToks that were about rec rooms or smash rooms. And I got a bit confused because I looked at the wrong account. Yeah, you've been to many a smash room. I've been to many a smash room. In the Saunas.

Yes, famously. But no, it looks like it's just appliances or like... Appliances? Yeah. So like I saw one video where someone was smashing up a microwave. And that looked so satisfying. I'm even more excited now. I mean, but there's other ones where it's like bits of old furniture.

Do you like use a baseball bat or something? I think you can take your pick. Because I saw baseball bats. I might bring a golf club. I've got one. Don't ask why. bat or something? I think you can take your pick. I might bring a golf club. I've got one.

Don't ask why. There were some videos I saw where they were using baseball bats, sledgehammers. Okay, I'm even more excited now. Anyway, we're doing the smash room. Can we do it now? I want to do it now. I know. So we were going to do it, the three of us, Jenna and Cherry. And then he was like, maybe do it as a roving report with Oscar.

And I was like, you know what? That ticks off two things on the bucket list. That's true. Because people requested before we finished the podcast in five episodes time. Oh, don't. People requested that we do, A, a roving report with Oscar and, B, a smash room. So we're killing two chooks with one stone. We're going to go smash shit, the three of us.

Cherry's going to miss out. I reckon he's going to get FOMO. I reckon he'll get FOMO. If I tell him, are you sure you don't want to come? I reckon he might join us. But we'll find out on Wednesday, won't we? We'll find out Wednesday. We'll find out.

Stay tuned for that one, idiots. Excited. Now, while I've got you, idiots, don't forget Mugvember is coming to an end. So you've got to get your mug pre-orders in before the end of the month. Coupleofmitches.com.au. We've got the brand new mugs for this season. And also all the old mugs if you want to get the full collection. Yeah. All the Idja Mart works from years gone past.

Soon to be a collector's edition. That's right. Soon to be a souvenir edition. It's literally memorabilia. Yeah, it is. Lest they forget. It is. Oh, God, don't say it like that.

What? Memorabilia. Yeah. I've got to say, I'm slightly reluctant to even encourage people to order mugs because I blew my fucking back out today. Oh, no. Literally, like, more than 70 kilos worth of fucking mugs turned up today for me and Chiri to sign.

And imagine me lugging them up the penthouse. My God. Oh, no. But, no, they're still not happy. They still want a fucking coffee table book and whatnot. God, haven't you people got enough? Fuck. How often do you eat a fucking – I was about to say coconut book. table book and whatnot. God, haven't you people got a nap? Fuck! How often do you read a fucking...

I was about to say coconut book. How often do you fucking read a coffee table book? Can we get coconut books? I don't even know what that means. That's not a thing, Jenna. I just got my words mixed up. Oscar, could you Google a coconut book and just see what comes up? Yeah, sure. Just use your phone. Oh, yeah, shit. Sorry. Have you got credit? No!

Sorry, don't. Shit, sorry, Jenna. This is our cue to kill time. Oh, yes, yes, sure. Just use your phone. Oh, yeah, shit. Sorry. Have you got credit? No. Sorry, don't. Shit, sorry, Jenna. This is our cue to kill time. Oh, yes, yes, yes. While he Googles. And then he seamlessly enters into the conversation like you do so beautifully. Of course. Of course.

I'm not used to it. I'm much quicker than this. Yeah. Look at the panic in his eyes. Because 17 different things came up. So the immediate thing that came up is a novel called Coconut. And it says Coconut is a 2007 novel by Capano. I'm going to say this so wrong.

Capano Matloa. And it tells the story of a young black girl and her life in Johannesburg's white suburbs. Oh, we should buy that. So I think we should buy that for our new book club. Maybe I'll just buy 100 copies of that and put that on the fucking merch store. Here's your coffee table book. I highly agree. I like that idea.

Anyway, yeah, get your mug orders in before the end of the month and we'll have them to you in time for Christmas. Yes, that's a promise. You can get it signed or unsigned. I will just do a quick PSA. I did buy the most heavy duty fucking texta for the signing of the mugs, but I would just encourage a quick PSA. I did buy the most heavy-duty fucking texta for the signing of the mugs, but I would just encourage be careful. Yeah.

If you accidentally run it through the dishwasher once, it'll be okay. But if you do it a lot and you, like, actively scrub it with the sponge, it probably will come off. So it's the sort of thing where you just, like, rinse it under the tap, but then you can scrub the inside of the mug. Or you can get two, one the collector's one, and then one that you can actually use. Oh, fuck, you're good. That's a really good business tip.

You're fitting right into Cherry's greedy shoes. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, big shoes to fill. Yeah, they're big. Speaking of Cherry's big shoes, I think it's only right that, Jenna, you go next. Oh, okay. Or is it just me? What have you got, darling?

Hit it, Bradley. Is it just me or? Do celebrities need to stop writing children's books? Well, I've got an announcement to make. No, no, no, no, no, no. Get out. Get out. Why?

Who's been coming into the radio flogging their children's book? Every single celebrity possible. Who most recently? Jamie Oliver. Apart from Jamie, the disgrace. Jamie Oliver. We had it all organized. And then the day before it was announced

that about the content of the book which was very on the nose. See here's the thing if he was writing a children's book about like cooking

I'd be like that makes sense but what in the actual living fuck do you know about He wrote about an Indigenous girl who's in the foster system.

Like yes I'm going to take that from a 49-year-old white English man who's only stepped foot in Australia to be a television personality. Yes. What business do you fucking have writing a story that is about a culture you're not a part of? Exactly. What the fuck business does Jamie Oliver, the naked champ,

have writing children's books? Can we put some clothes on, please? Every single celebrity. Some podcasters, too. I might do it next. Am I going to put that on the IJM merch website? You missed it. You can deal with that.

I do agree. I think it's very odd that, you know, in today's business ventures from celebrities, because like, there's always a trend. Like, originally it was makeup companies. Yes, yes, yes. Like, you had Gaga, Ariana, Selena. Who else has done them? Selena, Hailey Bieber.

Everyone. Everyone. Every single person. And now all of a sudden, like, I wouldn't be surprised if Gwen Stefani turned around and went, I've written a lovely new children's book. Of course. And the thing is, every page has like two words. It's all the illustrations that are nice. Yeah.

But the illustrator only gets the smallest little byline on like the third page. Well, that's business, baby. Like Kate Ritchie didn't write many words in her picture book. It's all the illustrator. True, true. You know what I found interesting? You know, Andy Lee of, there's another one. Who has his own children's book.

Yes. Andy Lee of the Hamish and Andy fame, obviously. He is fucking raking in money with his children's books. But interestingly, they're doing really well overseas where people don't know him as Andy Lee. That's so weird. Like, people aren't buying it because it's Andy Lee doing a book. They're just buying them because they're actually good. And I'm like, I would not have put that on my bingo card,

Andy Lee being an accomplished author. How fucking random. Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that. No. But good for him. But, you know, like, I feel like we have enough children's books, you know? This is where I think I need to do some investigative journalism as a roving reporter because I've had enough. What are you going to do?

Just walk up to Simon and Schuster or Penguin House and be like, stop. Yes, I'm going to. Go to Big W, the book section. I'm going to go and burn them all. I'm going to go to Target. One of the few targets left. And I'm going to walk in and go, listen, enough. And how much of these books are they actually writing?

Oh, please. They can't even write. Next, we'll get Lea Michele writing something. Well done. No, we'll get Ryan Murphy on that, actually. And he'll read it out to her for the audio book. Righto, fourth wheel chicken. You reckon you can top that?

Yeah, I reckon. I reckon. I was hooked by the hook So don't fucking disappoint me Alright yeah Alright okay Come on brattles Hit me baby One more time

Is it just me Or Do internet singers need to calm the fuck down Oh yeah Oh my god What's your beef with internet singers Jealous? Is that what it is?

No, maybe. Also, what would you describe yourself as? The world's most professional coattail rider. Well said. You sing on the internet now. I sing on the internet. However, here's the big difference. I'm not climbing up on tables.

I'm not doing lip-synced productions to my own bullshit edited vocals while I'm climbing up onto a chair with no shoes on or the fucking one that gets me, Jenna. Oh, which one? The car park singing. Oh, don't. Don't get me started. I actually kind of love those. No, no, you don't. No, let me explain to you the logistics.

Yeah, you, yep. I'm going to try and find the one I'm thinking of. Let me explain the logistics. A car park actually does not have good acoustics. A car park is possibly one of the worst acoustics for singers. But that's why they do it. They do it and then they add those fucking edited auto-tune things, which is fine.

Like there's this one singer. Do you guys remember that Arabian Nights trend that was going around? Yes. Oh, yes. When all of those people would be holding like a thing and they'd be like, for another Arabian Nights nights there's one singer i can't remember her name right now but i can literally see it she got fucking dragged all over the internet because she is genuinely a good singer yeah she did the arabian nights trend with such heavily edited

vocals then she got called out for it and instead of sitting there and here's where i had the shits if she had just sat there and went you're so right babes yes i did i did edit my vocals i would respect that i'd be like oi real real sees real but she did this full thing where she went i'm a live singer i would never edit my own vocals and this and this and then literally all the tiktok detectives because don't mess with tiktok. No, no, no. They all were like, babe, listen to this. Yeah. This is not your voice. Hang on.

I found the one I was looking for. You know that chick that does the, my heart will go on riff in a car park? That's when you need the shitty echoey acoustics. It sounds gorgeous. Hello? Are your ears painted on, arsehole? That's beautiful. No, Oscar could do it better. Jenna, does your past let you into the car park here at Pepsi Palace?

No, it doesn't. Fuck. I just, like, I have such an issue with it because it's like, guys, there are some, like, actual... Oh, no. The one I'm thinking of, have you seen those two guys who sing in the kitchen with no shoes on and they get, like, a celebrity in? Yuck. No, I don't know who you're talking about. Oh, my and they get like a celebrity in yeah i don't know who you're talking about oh my god you're talking about so yeah so i was like okay on them but one of them i was like your voice sounds really superficial yeah and then i listened to it more

closely and i went oh he's not actually singing it's the video they did with kristen bell yeah i have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry. You should have brought the grabs and plates. I know. You're new to this. Jenna would absolutely have done such. I literally only thought of this in the car on the way here because every time those videos come up. But those guys did.

So Kristen Bell, who was Anna in Frozen. Yes. So they sang the. Do you want to build a snowman? No, no, who was Anna in Frozen. Yes. So they sang the. Do you want to build a snowman? No, no, no, the other one. You and I were just meant to be. That song. So they did that.

And it was beautiful. They had all these harmonies. But none of them are singing. None of them are singing. They fully just lip synced it. And then the one that's standing with no shoes on. The one that's standing with no shoes on and the dirtiest fucking socks possible. He lip synced the wrong fucking words.

I've got no idea what he's on about. I'm so sorry. Let's move on. Hang on. Just a quick tally around the room. Is it just him? I partly agree, but I wouldn't have brought it up. Got something on your mind?

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Okay, but you're confident the tubes will work? Yes, they're definitely going to work. They fit perfectly. Nothing worse than a faulty tube, isn't that right? Oh, don't I fucking know it. I couldn't think of anything worse. No. Okey-doke, today we're going to Katie,

who is in Methowra. I probably got that wrong. It's in the Riverina of New South Wales. We'll ask Katie. Oh, nice. Oh, Methran. It's got a... Methoura, I think.

Methan we. Hello? Hello, is that Katie? Yes. Hi, darling. You're on the podcast. How you doing? Hi, Katie.

Hi, Katie. Oh, sorry, you've got Oscar instead of Churi here. Oh, Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk. Chuk.uri here. Oh, Chukka. Chukka.

Oh, my Chukka. Oh, we've missed you. What have we interrupted you doing, Barb? Nothing. I have a day off today. Oh, good for you, Chukka. Oh, God. I've done all of my housework, so I'm just lazing about.

Fuck, yeah, that's the way to go. Have we had you on before, darling? Yes, you have. Yeah, I thought so. And have we already asked you how on before, darling? Yes, you have. Yeah, I thought so. And have we already asked you how to pronounce Mathura? Yes, and you said it perfectly that time. Oh! It must have been stored back there somewhere.

I see, Catherine, I got it wrong. I said Mathemwee. We can settle on that. That's fine. Yes, we can settle on Mathemwee, can we? I think we can settle on that, yeah. Okey-doke. Katie, have you got an Is It Just Me ready to go? Yes, we can settle on the family, can we? I think we can settle on that, yeah. Okey-doke. Katie, have you got an is it just me ready to go?

Yes, I do. Perfect. I've been making these two do a really good hook for me. Have you got a good fucking hook before we get Bradley to count you in? It's something that I hate. I don't know if Jenna's going to agree, but I'm sure we've all been in the situation. Okey-doke.

We'll soon find out. I'm hooked. Are you ready to go, darling? Hooked, lined and sunk. Yes, I'm ready. All right, Bradley. Is it just me or? Is it so effing annoying when you finally overtake a slowpoke just to end up at a road work?

Katie, I'm putting a pin in your actual idgim. I'm rewinding. You can say fuck. We're all friends here. That was so cute. F-ing annoying. I love her. I love her.

Have you not got much of a foul mouth on you? Oh, no, I swear like a fucking sailor. There you go, girl. That's that girl. Remind me, it's so fucking annoyingor. Oh, there you go, girl. Remind me, it's so fucking annoying when you get stuck in roadworks when you're making good time. Yeah, it's so fucking annoying. Oh my God, Katie, you hit the clit on the head there. I just fucking hate that.

But the only time I'll ever like not feel bad about it is if it's a learner. Because I'm like, yeah, valid. Like, take your time. Excuse me, you're looking at a learner. I'm here. Yeah. But I'm a minus learner because I still have to get my learners again. Yeah, I was going to say.

You need to get that sorted. Yeah. I was in the same boat as you. I only got my red peas probably when I was, how old am I? When I was 28. Wow. I was a late bloomer, but you have to do it. It's so good to have your license. Okay.

Is it just me on the fly, Katie? Would you say that 28 is around the age where you do have to stop and actually think about how old you are? I just lost count. Oh, I do it every day. I forget how old I am. Because you're just like, wait, how old am I? And I'm like, fuck, I reckon it was 25 onwards. I was just like, oh, shit, where am I at? every day. I forget how old I am. I went into- How old am I? And I'm like, fuck, I reckon it was 25 onwards.

I was just like, oh shit, where am I at? I agree. I agree. I don't want to admit that I'm 30 some days. I'm just like, no. Yeah. Who cares, darling? Yeah.

30 is nothing. I've got four years left. I'm good. But anyway, when you're just overtaking someone in traffic, Katie, and then you get stuck at road work, you just know that person you overtook is so smug about it, thinking, suck shit, bitch. Oh, for sure. Of course.

And the highway, I live on a highway, and they've got roadworks happening at the moment, and you don't know where they're going to be at each day. So you can be like, oh, yeah, making good time. I'll overtake this oldie. And then not even 10 metres up the road, you're like, fuck, there's a roadwork sign. Bloody hell.

That's so good. Do you know what's actually so satisfying, though? It doesn't happen often, but when basically every light is green. And you're like, the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is on my side today. Mary McKillop put a good word in for us. Yeah, oh, I love it when that happens. It's so good. Mary's up there looking down.

Have you ever had one of those moments where maybe you've decided to be really nice and someone's trying to merge in. You're like, yeah, yeah, you go. And then they'll like pop the hazards on for one blink by way of saying, thanks there. And then like you'll flash the lights and be like, nah, you're right. Oh, that's cute. It's so fun. Yeah.

Or you do it in reverse. Sometimes I'm the one popping the hazards as I'm saying thanks, fab. I didn't know what that was. I just wave. Well, yeah, I do that too, but sometimes, yeah. I feel like I'm always thanking people, but they never thank me. Story of my bloody life. I want to be like Sharon and Cass and Kim, you know,

chases a person down going, thank you. Stop so I can say, thank you. Oh, great. We're in Holland. Oh, God. It's so nice being in like-minded company. Cherry never gets this shit. I love you, Katie.

Oscar's crying. Yeah, he actually is. What else have you got, Katie? I feel like he's loving this. Yeah, yeah. Keep going. More Kath and Kim quotes. Go.

Oh, I always love when Kath is talking about, I think it's Kel's party, and they're going to go on a cruise, and then Sharon's like, how Pacific in the Pacific. Yeah, they're going on a Pacific cruise. Oh, nice. We're specifically in the Pacific. Here you go. I mean, my favourite will forever be the first ever wine time.

I've just, Kel doesn't know I smoke. Brett doesn't know I smoke. Of course he does. He can smell it on you. In the top cupboard. Above the oven. In the top cupboard. Oh, Katie, you're a fucking hoot.

Jenna's going to send you an umbrella one of these days. Is it wet down your way, mate? I love it. Thanks. We're probably not going to get any rain for a while, but I love it. Thank you. It'll protect you from the sun while you also wear your rash shirt. That's right.

You have to purchase the rash shirt. I'm not saying that. I'm still going to get onto one of those. I'm a bit late in buying. Oh, yeah, we're running out, bub, so you better get on that too, sweet plush. I have to. Yeah. Oh, guys, I love you guys so much.

Love you, Katie. I love you, Katie. I'm so bummed that you're finishing. Oh, it's just, I speak of everyone and I wish it's just a massive gaslight, Jenna, but I don't think that's going to be the case. Unfortunately not, darling. I appreciate your support. We see you there in the group.

You're one of the most active ones and don't think that we don't notice. It's not lost in us. We appreciate it. We really do. We love you. We love you there in the group. You're one of the most active ones. And don't think that we don't notice. It's not lost on us. We appreciate it. We really do. We love you. We love you, Katie. And Meredith's doing well, you guys, if you remember that one from last time I was on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The bird or... Oh. The budgie, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. The budgie. Fuck, that was ages ago, Katie. Long time no chat, darling. Yeah.

Long time. Anyway, lovely to chat to you again, honey. We'll let you go. Thanks, guys. I love chatting to you. You have a lovely day. Right back at you, Beth. Thanks, Katie. Anyway, lovely to chat to you again, honey. We'll let you go. Thanks, guys. I love chatting to you. You have a lovely day. Right back at you, Beth. Thanks, Katie.

Thanks, Katie. Bye, guys. And if you want to come on with an Is It Just Me of Your Own, just like Katie did, you can hit us up at coupleofmitches on Instagram. Let us know what's on your mind. Or you can send us a text. Oscar, what's the number again? Sing, bitch.

Sing. Nice. Sing. Nice. Sorry. That's not the number. Here we go. I'm going for this. 0-4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2. 0-4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2

0-4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2 0-4-2-2-9-4-8-2-0-2 Send us a text. Yeah, send us a text. That was great I was not prepared for that Oh, were you struggling, were you? A little bit

Well, I think we should have an encore, actually Please, no We need the number again I'm just kidding, I won't do that to you I love springing that on him whenever he's here It's so good Actually, I did see on the group recently Someone suggested for the final song

Should Be My Heart Will Go On with me singing it. I veto that. Yeah, no, I also veto that. Do you know what? Before we go, let's see if you can do My Heart Will Go On. If we can't get to the car park with Jenna's pass, just run to the men's tour. All right?

All right, okay. I've got one of those portable mics in my bag. Oh, yes. Of course. Yeah, all right. All right, here you go. Off you go. All right, I'm going.

Hang on. And this is to prove that I think those TikTok singers are actually onto something. I bet he's going to sound better than ever in that men's tour. Yeah, he probably will. It's going to be so awkward if there's someone in there. That'd be even better. Oh, you're not shy. They'll get a live performance.

All right, I'm in the tour. I'm in the tour. Okay. Perfect. Is anyone else there? No. I'm going to do a quick warm-up. Hang on.

No. No warm-ups. Just fucking sing, please. Okay, just do it. All right. Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart will go on. You guys can't see, but I've climbed up onto the sink. Hang on, Chook.

Can you do just the riff? Oh, sorry, the riff. No, I just want to hear that too. That was beautiful. Make no mistake. That was amazing. Oh, fuck, what's that? Still pretty good.

That was amazing. I can't take this seriously. I hate this so much. You sound so good. All right, well, we're going to wrap this shit up, Oscar. Thanks for coming in today and thanks for listening, idiots. We will be back again with another episode on Wednesday. Yes. Actually, Jenna, you should be doing cheery-shooties right now.

You should be asking for five-star reviews and shit. Oh, yeah. If you'd like to, well, actually, we really want you to. Can you go into, like, Apple Podcasts or, like, Spotify and whatever and give us five stars or even, like, leave an actual review as well saying how great we are? And pop a comment on this episode on Spotify too. There's a comment section on Spotify, which is a bit fun, isn't it?

Yeah, that's a lot of fun. But also buy a rash shirt. All right, we'll talk to you very soon, idiots. Ta-da. Bye. Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.

Welcome to AD Debrief, our secret segment on the end. We pretend the show's done, then we keep talking shit. Nothing's planned here. We just, yeah. Have a little, what do you guys call it? The misfits? You call it a yap? Yeah, we yap.

I literally used that word today. I don't know why I'm implying that that's a you thing. Oh, he's back. Oh, he's back. Hi, bub. Welcome back. Oh, thanks. I just had to piss.

I was like, has he forgotten about the secret segment? It's taken a while. Did he just leave? That's because it's secret, you know. It's private. Yeah. Did you hear that secret nearly come unstuck last week? Oh, yes, I did. I didn't hear that. We you hear that? Secret nearly come unstuck last week. Oh, yes, I did hear that. We all make mistakes.

Jenna has been flawless this whole episode. She's the perfect substitute for cheering. I agree, actually. And, you know, I mean, it goes to show that not everyone can do what Jenna does here. Exactly. Does this mean that just for this episode only, you're going to delegate the prize keeping to Oscar? Like, is he going to have to send the umbrella to Katie? I don't think he's up for it.

She knows me too well. After that, I don't think he's up for it. I've got to give it to you, though. You were impassioned about it. I just didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. That's so fair. I had a feeling it was going to be. You say with conviction, that's all that matters.

I had a feeling it was going to be. That is very true. Thank you. I had a feeling it was going to be a bit too niche with conviction. That's all that matters. I had a feeling. That is very true. Thank you. I had a feeling it was going to be a bit too niche, but it's just something that's been on my mind. And I have, I mean, you guys know me. I have a lot of one-sided beef with people that don't know I exist. So like who?

Well, like that fucking Natalie Jane bullshit who gets up on sinks and counters and car parks and she just does a split while she's doing like a wow. And I'm like like shut up you know that you gotta make that not interested button on tiktok your friend because i don't get this shit they keep giving you those videos because you bloody watch them i know because i'm such a hater i love you bitch i just hate watch it and i go look at that stupid little bitch getting up on that fucking counter she's got no shoes. Like, she didn't wash the socks this time around. Like, ugh.

It's just I have so much, like, passionate hate for dreadful singers. By the way, one of you mentioned Mary McKillop just before. Oh, yes. That would be Oscar. I didn't even tell you this, Oscar. Oh, my God. We nearly, nearly roped you in for a roving report because for context, idiots, if you're lost, Mary MacKillop Place, I don't even know what it is, but it's downstairs from our studio. I park my car opposite Mary MacKillop Place often.

Oh, yes, of course. They've got a lovely little cafe as well with delightful food and drinks. And they heard us talking about Mary MacKillop Place and they sent an email to the contact us section of the coupleofmitches.com.au website. Yeah. Which we don't actually get those emails, but it goes to the merch guys. They will pass on anything of relevance. And so they said, hi, Mitchell, just forwarding this email you received. It was an invitation for Jenna, only Jenna.

Only me. Only me. To go to the Mary MacKillop Place open day. Yeah. Oh. And it was literally last week. It was. It was last week.

And we were like, fuck, should we get Oscar to be a roving reporter and go to Miriam McKillop Place? But you were working. I was working. Yes. You were working. I was working and I would have caught in flames, actually. I feel like I would have burst into a spontaneous combust.

But you know what? I responded and I said, unfortunately, due to other commitments, can't attend. Do you reckon that they would do a private tour? That's what I was trying to allude to. I would love that. And they said that they would do a private tour? That's what I was trying to allude to. I would love that. And they said that they would contact us with any future opportunities. Because I'm curious now because I'm like, what is it? I know there's a cafe and gift shop.

What else? Yes. Surely there's got to be a little, you know. Is it a tomb? What do they call it? What's like a little church? Yes, apparently she's buried there. A chapel.

Chapel. Yes. Oh, I love Chapel Rowan. It's a little Chapel Roan. Good luck, Chook. Good luck. Because is she buried there? Is that the whole point? Chapel Roan?

Yes. Is Chapel Roan's career buried there? Oh, is Miramie Killip? Yes. At rest. Yes, she's at rest across the road. That makes sense. Oh, my God.

It just sounds sad. She's with us right now. She's with us right now. She's walking in studio. I thought that smell was Jenna's scrunchie. Oh, my God. Yes. Okay, I want to jump in on that.

Yeah. Because, like, that's very fascinating. Definitely. I'm not religious in the slightest, but I'll pretend. No, but you've got to. We might not air it. I just want you guys to find out for my own curiosity. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah, no, that'll be me and Jenna. Oh, my God. We should go as a couple. That'll be our first date. Yeah, yeah a couple. That'll be our first date. Yeah, that'll be our first date. Oh my god, I dare you to fucking inquire

about getting married in the chapel there. And you should just be so overtly gay but just every so often slap Jenna on the arm and be like, what do you think,

bye. Well, I do that anyway. Just a quick gripe of the tit. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, specifically Jenna's left tit. Yes. We have a shared favourite between to. Specifically, Jenna's left tit.

Yes. We have a shared favourite between us. We do. Oh, as in like, that's your favourite as well as hers? Yes. Why do you prefer your left tit to be groped, Jenna? Just the way Oscar does it, you know? What did he do so wrong in the right tit?

He's just better with the left. Yes. Yeah, it's just a left thing. He's such a lefty. Yeah. Well, I'm in so much trouble with work because I made a... Because you're a lefty? Yes, because I'm a lefty.

Yeah. What did you do? Why are you in trouble? What's wrong this time? No, because after the whole shriveled mango one again... What? What? Donald Trump winning.

Oh. I call him the shriveled mango. I was like, I thought you were talking like some nickname of someone in your office and I was like, we're not across that. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. When the shriveled mango won, I made a comment to someone at work saying Americans are dumb. Not a customer.

No, no, no, no. People I work with. I'm just picturing someone coming in being like, how do we all? And she's got an American accent. And he goes, fuck, you're dumb. Just to a customer. I would actually. I mean, if they really ticked the right buttons

you know like i would i've said worse to customers so you were bitching to a colleague and they didn't like it pretty much yeah he's the colleague american yes why'd you say it to them well i didn't know they were american i thought they were canadian because there is such a difference hey that they're like canadian the one is so much softer yeah yeah but the thing is is when Americans, because I had a friend of mine who lived here for ages, who was from America before he went back. American and Australian accents, when they merge, it sounds Canadian. Sounds like fucking Kid Leroy. That's what it sounds like.

Can't stand it. Bindi bloody Irwin. Kid LaBouche. I hate that hybrid American-Australian accent that some of our Aussie celebs pick up. I know. I don't like it. I miss hearing fucking thick, dumb, bogan accents on TV. australian accent that some of our aussie celebs pick up i know it's like i don't like it i miss hearing fucking thick dumb bogan accents on tv you know we talk every day so i'm like you know

i love it how much more do you want but like fuck bindi erwin kid la bullshit margo fuckwit she's next like margo's isn't too severe yet no but she's she's bordering, she's next. Like, love her. Margot's isn't too severe yet. No, but she's bordering it. She's bordering it. I watched an interview. But what does help is that she's married to a British guy. Yes. So that helps.

So that'll, like, diffuse it a bit. Yeah. Kind of balance it. Yeah, she gets a couple of points for that one. Kylie Minogue did it right by going to London. That's true. She still sounds Aussie as all fuck. No, it's so funny listening to how Kylie Minogue sounded when she was on Neighbours.

She was way more bogan than she is now. Yeah. Yeah. My dad met her in the early 90s, I think, when she was... Jenna, you'd know because you're old. Because I was there. Because you were there. Did Kylie Minogue date Michael Hutchence from In Excess in the early 90s?

Yes. So my dad was touring with In Excess as a muso and he met Kylie. Was she a mole? No, she wasn't awful. He said she's very sweet, very shy, but she didn't talk much and he didn't get it. And then when he finally got her talking, he goes, Oscar. Really? She sounded like she came from Mount Druitt.

I love that. And I was like, oh, I want to hear rough as fuck, Kylie. Because she's so like dainty petite and she talks and it's so sweet. I absolutely adore this woman, but fuck me. I want to do a couple of Proseccos. I reckon after a few Proseccos, she sounds like she's from Blackdown. I should go back to her roots. Yeah, I hope so.

And she's got her own brand of Prosecco. Maybe we should call her up. We should call her up. You say that like it's so easy. Has. And she's got her own brand of Prosecco. Yeah. Maybe we should call her up. We should call her up. You say that like it's so easy. Has anyone got Kylie's number? Yeah, my close personal friend Kylie Minogue. I'll just call her Kay.

Sometimes I call her Lou. Now, Jenna, as you are the honorary cheery today, as you would know, he's often the one to make the call and be like, all right, should we go? Yeah. So I'm leaving that in your capable hands. Okay. I don't think we should go yet. I'm enjoying it. Up to you.

Yeah. Look, I can talk all day. Anyway, I think we should go. I back the decision. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. Just 2%. So we do.

Yes, we do. And we will catch you back. I think that was the best one ever. That was quite melodic. Can you sing it, Oscar? Yeah, can you? Jenna, you say it normally. We'll go from the top. You, we do. I think that was the best one ever. That was quite melodic. Can you sing it, Oscar? Yeah, can you? Jenna, you say it normally. We'll go from the top.

You say it normally. You just riff the living fuck out of it. Okay. We hope this podcast made you feel at least 2% better today. That's all. Just 2%. So we do. So we do.

Stop it. You were coughing off mic at the start. Now you're even trying. Inconsistent. That's me. Thanks for listening, idiots. A brand new coughing off mic at the start. Now you're even trying. Inconsistent. That's me. Thanks for listening, idiots. A brand new episode coming your way on Wednesday. Won't be long.

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