Is It Just Me? - #26: Expensive Gobbies with Harry Jowsey

Episode Date: May 3, 2020

In this episode: Misheard song lyrics (09:33) Celeb Zoom calls (17:04)  Instant interview - Coombs interviews a celeb with zero preparation (21:18) Our "secret segment" ADDebrief (31:16)    Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. A surge in young people inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to get high. Some things make more sense than others. So I've done everything for you. I've put my career on hold. I could have been anything if I'd had the talent. Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. This is leadership. I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.

Do you? Yeah. Well, good hope. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Should one of us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell just to make things easier? You're Mitch. I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.

You always call me Mitchell. Oh. Now, here's Mitch Choo Julie and Mitchell Coombs. Here we are. Hello, back again. Blessed and highly favoured, Jenna Benson joins us. I'm here as well, yes. Good to have you.

Our trusty third wheel, groundskeeper Jenna. Groundskeeper Jenna, the sidekick, how are the lawns? They're looking really nice, actually. Welcome to the show. How is everyone? Good. Can I tell you something that happened to me this week, actually? You know that feeling where you recognise someone and you cannot figure out where the

hell you know them from? All the time. So I've had that feeling ongoing for like a few months now, but yesterday I cracked it. Oh, with one particular person? Yes. So I'm feeling very satisfied at the moment. So someone in my Pilates class, she's actually blind.

And when I first saw her, I was like, Jesus, I've seen you somewhere. I don't know where I recognize you from. Well, obviously, because of coronavirus, my Pilates classes have now moved online. So we do them on Zoom. And I noticed last night that her full name was displayed. Oh, because her webcam was up and it says her username. Correct. She'd logged in and I was like,

I'm going to make a note of that name and I'm going to do an online stalk after the class. Turns out it's Naz Campanella, the Triple J newsreader. Oh! Really? Yes. So I bet you're thinking, how the hell does someone who's blind read news?

I was thinking that, yes. And so the reason that I remembered seeing her was because back when I was at AFTRS, the radio school in Sydney, they showed us a video of her set up at Triple J. Got it. Where rather than reading the news, she has headphones on where a voiceover reads the script out. And she just says it back. And she repeats it word for word as she's hearing it. And I remember it stuck with me all

these years clearly because i was like that is very very impressive i can barely speak what i want to say let alone what someone else wants what i'm saying i actually have a grab of naz and what she hears in her headphones and also her reading it out here it is A New South Wales policeman who blew the whistle on allegations of a cover-up of child sexual abuse has admitted he lied to colleagues. She's a bro. I know. And so obviously, Triple J listeners don't hear the voiceover. They just hear her. Yeah.

But that's what she hears. I was like, whoa. It's like a Stephen Hawking voice, too. That's not like an easy to understand voice. Exactly. I remember the video they showed us in class. She commented, it's an American voiceover, so he gets the pronunciations wrong all the time. Oh, no.

That's even harder for her. In Karingaba. Like, you just get the suburbs all wrong. I want to try it. I want to give it a go. Oh, okay. Hold on. Is this insensitive?

No, no. I'm not pretending to be blind. Okay. Do you reckon you'll be any good at it? I think so. The goal is to get on TV, so I'm going to have to practice. This isn't how TV presenters work. They read the autocue.

I know, but they have the little inner ear thing, you know? Okay, let's make it double hard. I'm going to go on news.com.au, just read out a random news story. But how am I going to hear it? Well, I'm just going to read it out and you have to repeat it one second later. Okay, all right. And then the TV thing you mentioned, Jenna, how about you, while he's repeating what I'm saying, you just whisper random stage directions.

Can I get a newsbed? Do you mind if I put it on? Don't make it too hard for yourself. No, I want the newsbed ads to it. She doesn't have one. Okay. Anyway, I'm just looking up news.com.au. Do you want this story?

MasterChef star. People want less Poe. Oh, I want more fucking Poe. No, I won't read that out. I'm at News Corp. I. Do you want this story? MasterChef star. People want less Poe. Oh, I want more fucking Poe. No, I won't read that out. I'm on News Corp. I'm vetting the stories. Okay. What about Jasmine Cher's rare pregnancy update?

Karl Stefanovic's wife. Is she okay? That's a good one. Let's do that one. That's good. So I'm going to turn your microphone off, Mitch, because I want to be able to hear it, and we don't want the people to hear what you're saying, right? How are you going to hear me? Because you're in the headphones.

Your microphone's off. Leave the microphone. Jesus! Yeah, I was going right how are you going to hear me because you're in the headphones your microphone's off leave the microphone yeah i was gonna say you won't hear me this is hard naz okay all right and you're doing what stage directions so you're just being like a tight wrap throw to the ads after this something like that all right how long is this bulletin i don't know until you until let's see how long you can go really okay all right you're ready okay. I'm Mitch Jury with the news. Jasmine Stefanovic has shared a stunning new pregnancy picture just weeks ahead of the arrival of her first child, the shoe designer who is married to today. She has married to Karl Stefanovic to a twin sister on her Instagram.

She has an IQ of 8, and the daydreamer of being meeting the girl around Jasmine's service. And the image has been cradling. The bump kept in caption countdown is on shit how did you go can we listen back oh we didn't think

about that did we I think I I think I gave the poor bitch an IQ of 8 I don't know where that came from I said the woman has an IQ of 8

did you say that yes we have to listen back I don't know how we do that oh we should oh god as long as you're in record mode if you put the Vox Pro fader up it records into my We have to listen back. I don't know how we do that. Oh, we should have. Oh, God.

As long as you're in record mode, if you put the Vox Pro fader up, it records into my video. Oh, so you're going to get this feed anyway? Yeah. Okay, cool. Vox Pro. There we go. All right, I'm good.

Shoot up. This is my... Oh, now I can do the news bit because I think it'll add to it. Now I can add to it. It'll be fine. Here we go. It'll just add to the ambience. Jasmine Stefanovic has shared a stunning new pregnancy picture just weeks ahead of the arrival of her first child,

the shoe designer who was married to today. She has an iQ of A. She has an iQ of A. You idiot nut. She's got an IQ of 8. That was a fail. I think if you don't know what it said, you don't just guess. Surely you'd pause it and make sure you get, I don't even know how it works.

Can we get Naz on this show? I want to know how she does it. Well, once COVID's over and we're allowed back in the same Pilates studio, I'll ask her. And you know she's just left Triple J. I know, because when I Googled her, the most recent article was Naz Campanella leaves Triple J. Apparently she's the new disability affairs reporter for the ABC. What a boss. Go now.

Very impressive what she does. That is hard. And I'm sorry, Kyle's wife. I bet she doesn't have an IQ of 8, but it's somewhere in the 10s to 20s. Her name's Jasmine. Don't disrespect her. Do you know her? No, but she's not just Kyle. Onevic's wife. One of you Northern Beaches

dog walkers, but you've both got a greyhound itch. I don't live in the North. But she's your breeder. I'm excited for today. It really is a big show because today we're launching a brand new segment that I'm excited for. I created it. It's my little baby. I've nursed it. I've weaned it. It's had three bottles. It's very fucking hungry. But it's

going to be big. It's called Instant Interview. And normally, you know, you like to hang shit on me on this show. And I cop it. I'm a very nice person. Very sweet. Often people say to me, you're so nice in real life. But this segment isn't about you hanging shit on me. It's not.

But I'm just, turn to the tables. I can sit and I can sit back and just revel in you squirming. This is just cruel. I actually have a social anxiety disorder and I like to feel prepared. You'll be prepared. You've got to get the stuff out of this guest. Mind you, one of the biggest names in the world right now. Everyone is talking about them.

And let's just say that this person is only getting more famous. Obviously, I can't do any research. You still haven't told me who this random guest is. Nope. They're huge. Are you going to at least give me a clue before I go into this interview? You get nothing. And they think they're getting a full bonafide interview.

They think this is their Australian press junket. This is actually very stressful. It's fine. You'll be right. I do it every night. But this is what I don't understand about this. It's fine. You'll be right.

I do it every night. But this is what I don't understand about this. I, yes, this could be considered payback because a lot of my ideas seem to involve throwing you in the deep end and seeing how you cope. But that's because you thrive in those scenarios. You're good at improv and, you know, making shit up on the spot. Whereas I, I love being prepared and organized and I don't even know their name. Let's see if you sink or swim. Or float.

I float. It's very fun. You'll be fine. So stressful. And I have to go. He's going to sink. I have to go the next 15 minutes or so before we do this instant interview, hiding the fact that I'm really, really nervous and just doing a normal show.

My perfect. Hey, how do you think I feel before I do Cough and Fit Chicken? I've got to cough in the face of celebrities. Here's the difference with that, Darlene. Coughing Fit Chicken, you were very much involved in the process. You were involved in making the opener. We talked about, you know, what the concept was, and you knew what it was going into it.

Yes, I kept the guest a secret, but at least all you had to do was cough. I have to talk to this person and, like, hide the fact that I have no fucking idea about them. Okay, it's going to be fine. Just relax. It's all good. Welcome to the club. You'll enjoy it. What do Just relax. It's all good. Welcome to the club. You'll enjoy it.

What do you mean, welcome to the club? Welcome to the club. The interview club. Oh, okay. He's so nervous. I've never seen him like this before. This is great. This is going to be fun.

Why don't we start the show? We kick off the show, the start of every week, with the same. It's an Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Yes. Considering you're nervous, let's get yours out of the way with first. That might warm you up. The thing with the Is It Just Me's at the start of the show is that we deliberately

don't tell each other what it's going to be. Oh, just relax. Start the show with your regimen, okay? Goodness. Is it just me or? Do you feel like a right moron when you realise that you've misheard song lyrics and you've got them completely wrong. Oh, God, yeah.

I'd never even, I'd know it. I'd have to be singing it with someone else for them to be like, that's not the lyric. Yeah, you're actually really bad. I have heard you sing along to songs and I'm like, not even close. Yeah, I don't care. I just sort of sing to the rhythm but I don't know what the words are. For me, I think about the meaning of the song.

Of course you do. And it just doesn't make sense with some lyrics that I create. Yeah, right. Well, I think the reason that this most recent discovery of mine, the song of course you do it just doesn't make sense with some lyrics that i create yeah right well i think the reason that this most recent discovery of mine it's a sam smith song you know that one how do you sleep yes so it's played a lot on the radio obviously in our office at work and the thing with this is that the lyrics i thought were correct actually do kind of fit with the song yeah so in the song where Sam Smith says, love will keep you up tonight.

I thought they were saying so fucking good tonight. Oh. So hit play on this. It sounds like they're saying so fucking good tonight. No. Doesn't it? Yes, it does. Go again.

It definitely doesn't sound like love will keep you up tonight. It's close, but then they say no fucking goo up tonight. I know. I just thought that I hadn't really paid attention. And the reason I thought of it was because after hearing it for months on end here at work, being played on the radio radio it never even occurred to me that it was a swear word on a radio station which just isn't allowed oh yeah of course and i was this close people can't see me i'm gesturing very close like an inch this close to flagging with the music director you do realize that they say fuck right on air and then i was like oh i better do my

research and i looked it up and i was scrolling through the lyrics, scrolling up and down, rereading. I was like, where's the line? Because I just refuse to believe that love will keep you up tonight is what they're saying. It doesn't sound like that at all. It sounds like they're just really enjoying their porking. Yeah. So fucking good tonight.

It also sounds like they're putting a bit of an accent on. Yeah. So fucking good tonight. It also sounds like they're putting a bit of an accent on. Yeah. So fucking gay tonight. Well, a lot of singers do that. They do. For example. Yeah, they do. Okay.

Don't you reckon it sounds like it? I can hear it, but I wouldn't pick that on the first listen. I think you need to hear it in the full context of the song. Well, we can't because we only have the five second rule. Copyright. Legally only allowed to play five seconds. Yeah. True.

I'm pretty sure though, one of the reasons that you can get away with copyright, does this sound familiar to you? You guys would have done this sort of training, right? I think one of the reasons that you're allowed to play a song and not be charged for copyright is if you're adding your own artistic flair, like a song parody or something. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, you can. Because it's like a parody. Like Weird Al Yankovic doesn't have to pay for copyright because he just makes his own lyrics to the beat. No, maybe we shouldn't play it. I'll crop this out. Why? We can't do it.

Actually, if we sing my misheard lyric, does that count as a parody? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Okay, screw it. We'll play it then. Oh, my God. You're making me even more anxious. We're breaking copyright laws. Yeah, I know. You're nervous for the show. Okay, can you bring up the. Oh my God, I'm caught. You're making me even more anxious. Just try it. We're breaking copyright laws.

Just relax. Yeah, I know. You're nervous for the show. Okay, can you bring up the full song? Actually, you know what? Because this is coming out of the Kiss FM song library, technically they've paid for that song. So it's not like we've just gone on YouTube, right?

No, definitely not. Sam, see you in court. Who's Sam? Oh, Smith. Okay, so I'm going to play it and you're going to sing them as her lyric. Yeah. Remember, you guys sing it with me. So, so fucking good tonight.

Okay. So just like scroll somewhere in the middle of the song. I don't want to play the whole thing. Don't want to ask for trouble. We're in the middle-ish. Okay. So. Yeah, go for it.

Such a good song too. Ready? Oh, wait. There's an instrumental. Turn it down. Put it away for you. This sounds like an albatross. Okay. Ready, ready?

Ready? So fucking good tonight. It sounds like it, right? It does. That is good. Turned out such a good song, actually. I hated it, though. Here we are.

Ready? So fucking good tonight, baby. How do you sleep when you lie to me? All my dreams and all my patterns. Just in case. Just in case. Who knows? What's night, baby?

How do you sleep when you pie with me? There we go. Parody. Hilarious. Yeah. Funny. Anyway, turn it off. I don't want to ask for trouble.

The only one I have is Lizzo's, what's the song? Good as Hell. Oh, yeah. You've said this before. What did you think it was? I thought it was, I do my hair tall. Check my nails. When it's obviously, I do my hair tossed.

It's not obviously. She's got high hair. It's obvious. We've been over this. It's like the sassy energy. Yes. Tossing my hair. You know? I do my hair. I was like, that would give her a sore sassy energy. Yes. Tossing my hair. You know?

I do my hair. I was like, that would give her a sore neck if she does it constantly. Do you have any, Jenna? Okay, mine's kind of embarrassing. What is it? You know Dancing Queen? Yeah. Okay.

By ABBA. How very WSFM. What? It's a classic. Jenna, it's also... Oh, okay. True, true, true. Okay.

This song, hold on. That quality is true. Okay. This song, hold on. That quality is wonderful. What the hell? It's like AM. It sounds like they're yelling it. You know that part of the song that goes, see that girl. Yeah.

See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen, isn't it? Yes. Well, not to me. What did you think it was? This is embarrassing. See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen, isn't it? Well, not to me. What did you think it was? This is embarrassing. See that girl, watch her scream, dig in the dancing queen. That is very Jenna.

That's very Jenna. Hold on. Let's sing it along. Having the time of your life. Ooh, see that girl Watch her scream Killing the dancing queen Killing the dancing queen It's killing the dancing queen

Oh, that's even worse Skinning the dancing queen Wow, that's very you, isn't it? It is Wishful thinking, if anything, on Jenna's part Oh, it's very sad You do know that Murder on the Dance Floor is just Murder on the Dance Floor, right? That's not just you

Oh, I don't know if I have any more. I'm going to have to think. There's one other, actually. This is one that I can't unhear. So, you know that song, That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain? I'll put a little grab over there for you. Okay, here it is. That don't impress me much.

So, a comedian pointed out, I saw some video where they said, it sounds like she's saying, I can't believe you kiss your cock at night and I can't unhear it. Listen. Okay. I can't believe you've kissed your cock at night. Oh! It's actually carving knife, but it does not sound like that at all.

Oh, my God. Hold on. I can't believe you've kissed your cock at night. Oh, he said carving knife. I thought it was car tonight. I can't believe you've kissed your car goodnight. Oh, he said carving night. I thought it was car tonight. I can't believe you've kissed your car tonight. Now I'm confused. Maybe I've got it wrong twice.

Isn't it car tonight? Where is it? Oh, wow. Yeah, you're right. Oh, my God. It is I can't believe you've kissed your car goodnight. I thought it was carving night. Wow.

I can't believe you've kiss your car goodnight. I thought it was carving night. Wow. No, but now all I can hear is carving night. It is carving. Oh, no, it's car at night. It's car at night. Car goodnight. Yes. You kiss your car.

We've just been over this. All right. Well done, everyone. My turn? Sure. If you're ready when you are, darling. Is it just me or... Are you fascinated by what room celebrities choose to hold their Zoom calls in?

No. I interviewed Ava Max, she was in her goddamn kitchen. Yeah, a lot of them are like unbelievably average looking backgrounds. Like you'd expect them to show off some beautiful courtyard or foyer. Ellen does well. Ellen's got this beautiful place, your mansion. Probably has to hide her slaves though, let's be real. That show is just not as good at the moment.

It's not as good now. And she's got a producer outside? Yeah, I don't get that. That's cruel. It's very weird. Well, rumour is that she doesn't want to let it, because she's not mic'd up. She's using the laptop mic. Yeah, it sounds woeful. It sounds terrible because apparently she's like a germaphobe and doesn't want to let anyone in to touch her. Wow. Apparently so. Put your own mic on, Barb. Have you heard of that? Yeah, it sounds woeful. It sounds terrible because apparently she's like a germaphobe and doesn't want to let anyone in to touch her. Wow. Apparently so. Channel 9. Have you heard

of that? Yeah, but I've seen a whole bunch. I saw Diane Keaton doing one from what looked to be a wine cellar and I'm like, that's fun. All the celebrities doing it in their studies with giant bookshelves behind them. Meryl Streep. You've never read one of those books. Meryl Streep

can do it. Meryl Streep can do it in a bathroom. I wouldn't give a shit. Of course. But Hamish Blake does his Zoom calls where he jumps into random groups, which is funny. And he does it in his office and it suits. But I just find it so interesting where they choose to put their room. Don't you think? Yeah.

I noticed that The View over in America, all four women on the panel are just at home in their home office, their study, I bet they call it. It just looks shit though. I think Australian TV shows have got the right idea. They're still doing it. They're just social distancing. Yes, it looks like Sam and Koshi can't fucking stand each other because they're sitting so far apart,

but it just looks so much better than doing it from home. I think all the American shows doing it over Zoom are just rubbish. Isn't Sam still on sore throat leave or whatever she's doing? No, I think she's back. Really? Yeah. That's what my mum said. She went, Sam's on sore throat leave. And I went, what? I think she had a respiratory infection from the bushfire coverage. Oh. So

I'm clearly well versed on the Daily Mail. Were you all friends with her? I said, what happened to you? No, she's got a sore throat. She's taken six weeks off. Oh, okay. For a sore throat. Christ. She did take a lot of time I went, oh, okay, for a sore throat. Christ. She did take a lot of time off, yeah. From that bushfire smoke. I guess so.

That's what she said. Poor thing. Imagine the drones in her living room. No, she was saying on the family home out in Wagga or something, apparently. Oh, yeah. I know too much about this woman. You really do. In the Southern Highlands. I haven't had to dig very deep in my brain for this information.

Why don't I know all this? Do you just have a log of Samantha Armitage facts in your brain? Apparently, yeah. Where'd she study? Charles Sturt, and before that she went to King Coppel School. Okay, I knew about CSU Bathurst, but I did not know about, what was it? King Coppel. Really?

She went to high school. What's her new partner's name? Oh, I think I know this. Yeah. Is it Richard? I think it is, yeah. Very Richard. Oh, you didn't even know the answer.

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I'm very excited for this next segment. I'm so excited. It's the segment you've been dreading. Oh, God. And the segment that I've been just for this next segment. I'm so excited. It's the segment you've been dreading. Oh, God. And the segment that I've been just so excited to do. The first ever IJM Instant Interview. Now, you need to get out because I need to tell the people who you're about to interview.

Oh, no, that's not fair. That's the point of it. You can't know and the people have to know. Oh, but... Get out. Yeah, out. Tables and tents. Get out.

Come on. I was already anxious. Now that I know that everyone else is going to know, so you're going to tell everyone who it is. Get out. Yeah, out. Tables have turned. Get out. Come on. I was already anxious. Now that I know that everyone else is going to know, so you're going to tell everyone who it is. Get out. Stop your Doc Martens out of here. Go on. Go do a wee.

Leave. So slow. He's out of here. You don't even know who he's talking to. No. So, ladies and gentlemen, if you have Netflix, I mean, who doesn't? You're probably familiar with the new, Jenna, it's like the second trending show in the world.

It's too hot to handle. It's like that Love Island show, but they can't have sex. You're not allowed to. Everyone's talking about it. Everyone's talking about it, literally. And it's like writing its tits off. And one of the big, look at him at the window looking in. He's like a Cavoodle at the pet shop.

Pathetic. Buy me, buy me. No, no. Hot tip, when you say look at him, people can't see me. Out, out. Get out. Anyway, Harry Jousey is the star. He has three million, over three million Instagram followers.

And he was hard to get. I had to go through my contacts. I've secured him on the line. And he is here now on hold. He's been on hold for the last couple of minutes. We're going to bring Mitch in and then we're going to turn our mics off and it's going to be me and you and you guys listening and Mitch has five minutes to fill. Oh, my God.

Come back in. Take your seat. Why are you laughing? Headphones on And on three You have five minutes to film it Alright so can you at least tell me what they do No

Jenna's mic's off Oh I'm gonna I'm tearing up This is cruel And I'm merging Oh that's your mic sorry Are they on hold right now Yeah

Can they hear this No they're listening to music right now Oh right So they don't know that I don't know who they are Correct They think this is a standard interview. They think this is being broadcast.

They think this is the big Australian press. That's worse. Yep. Merging the call in three, two, one. Hello? Hello. Oh, hi. We've got an interview now, right?

Yes, we do. How are you going? Oh, I'm so good. Look, I'm sure for many people you need no introduction, but I'll give you that opportunity anyway. Introduce yourself. How are you? I'm Harry. How are you? What's going on? Oh, not a lot, Harry. What about you? You've been busy, right? What's your latest accolade? I've done a couple of things on Netflix. Have you watched that one? Have you got Netflix? Yes, I'll have Netflix. Yeah, big show, right? Really popular. For those who haven't heard of it, what is it? Well, I don't know. I guess you would know it Because you're the one interviewing me It's the number one show In the entire world right now

I don't know if you've I don't know I can't actually recall The show Could you just let me know What it is again It's called Too Hot To Handle Oh

Too Hot To Handle. Oh, Too Hot to... Oh, right, okay. That. No, the thing is, I've actually got really good pop culture knowledge, so that's the one that's a little bit like Love Island,

but you're not allowed to pork, right? There you go. Now we're cooking with gas, Harry. That's... Yep, okay. Too Hot to Handle. Wow, okay. Wow. Good thing you've got that in the can before the whole coronavirus thing.

How long ago was filming? It was in April last year, so we absolutely smashed it, yeah. Wow, okay. Thank Christ. Well, all right. Won't be holding my breath for a season two. So, not allowed to pork on the show, but I'm assuming before you went into the show, you thought you were allowed to bang the contestants like a normal dating show.

Well, yeah, but I still absolutely clap cheeks. There's no holding me back in that situation. Oh, right. Isn't there a punishment if you do bang people on the show or if you do even kiss or something like that? Isn't there some sort of penalty or punishment if you actually... I lost 32K of everyone's money. You lost 32K? Yeah, it was very expensive shag, but it was worth it.

Hold on one second. I know what K is, dickhead. All right. Wow, so you lost 32,000. And is that from the one communal prize money pool? Yeah, yeah, but we made it back. We're very fortunate. Wow, do you know what? I'm. And is that from the one communal prize money pool? Yeah, yeah. But we made it back. We're very happy. Wow.

I'm actually loving this. This is interesting. I'm learning all about the show from one of the people on the show. Okay. Wow, people would have been spewing with you, Harry. What a dog act. Yeah, well, look, I'm Australian. Of course.

There we go. So you would have been finger bashing people. That would have cost you one lump sum at once, right? Yeah, I was copping blowies and everything. Oh, my God. Was it different punishments or different fines for different acts? Yeah, it was $6,000 per head. It was $20,000 per head.

That's a lot of head. I'm no good at maths, Harry, but, God, that really adds up after a while. $6,000 per gobby. You're fucking out. Yeah, no, it was a quick 30 seconds as well, so I was very happy with that. Okay. Money well spent. Well, let's not spoil the ending for anyone.

So, obviously, someone won the prize money in the end. What was the original amount that you obviously deducted from for all your vigorous action? Oh, sorry, guys. I've just... Sorry, Harry. He's done it. He's made five minutes. Oh, so he did not. He's done it. He's made five minutes. Oh, so he did not.

He's hit it. Harry knew the whole time. Oh, Harry, you fucking... Oh. I felt so rude for not having seen the show, but now I'm intrigued. Oh, you were great, Haz. Well done.

6K per block. Gobby, that's intense, isn't it? Isn't it? Obviously, the prize money, every Gobby you copped, it was deducted from. So how much was left in the end? Well, I made all my money back.

But there was like $75,000 that we got up, that we made. I hate to think what you have to do to earn the money back. Well, it is literally hell. That was intense, but we smashed it. So you'll see it. It's in the final episode. Bloody hell. Do you know what? I'm actually intrigued. Too hot to handle, was we smashed it. So you'll see it. It's in their final episode. Bloody hell.

Do you know what? I'm actually intrigued. Too Hot to Handle, was it? Yeah. Too Hot to Handle, Netflix. In the entire world. Yeah, I've seen it. The number one show in the world right now. Harry Jowsey.

Go give him a follow, everyone. Harry, you're a good sport. All right, Harry, you've got to go. You're a busy man. And Mitch, that was some hard-hitting stuff. That was like Tracy Grimshaw on A Current Affair. Yeah, that's me. All right, Haz, you go, you superstar.

Chat to you next time. Cheers, guys. See you, buddy. Bye. See ya. Okay, so I thought that he had no idea that I was clueless and that I was having to cover it up. If I'd known that, I just would have owned up from the get-go.

I'd be like, mate. No, because you can't. Then there's no fun. Now I know you can't ever do this game again. I'm onto you. Oh, well, now I'm going to change it. He's the only A-lister I know in my phone books. You're going to get...

I have to Google this guy, even though I just spoke to him. Harry who? Harry Jousey. I don't know. Before he was famous. He has 2.4 million Instagram followers. I told you. You said you wanted big names on this show and I got them.

Next week, Katrina Rountree. Can you actually? I actually, like, Katrina Rountree's Instagram is a guilty pleasure of mine. Her chook shed, dope. He's a beautiful looking boy. Wow, $32,000 worth of head. I know, right? Anyway, should we go now?

No, I'm reveling in this. This is brilliant. I'm sweaty. That's a good segment. I think people are going to... Oops, sorry about that. What was that? We're not set up for the show just yet.

So, sorry, how do you know him? Oh, I interviewed him for my night show, A Kiss. Oh, you've already spoken to him? Yeah, we had a long, actually impressive journalistic interview. When did you speak to him? Oh, just before I spoke. You spoke to him. Oh, God. Okay, so you've already spoken to him? Oh, just before I spoke. You spoke to him. Oh, God.

Okay, so you've already spoken to him. Yeah, we had a full chat. I'm going to upload your interview with him as a bonus episode on our podcast feed, and people can compare whose was better. I know what you're going to do. You're going to do your circus clown. Harry, welcome to the show. We were just two bros talking about gobies, you know.

After I found out who he was and what he did, it was just smooth sailing from there. That's half the challenge. He wasn't giving you much, but once you know the name of the show and his name, you can just Google it and it's smooth sailing. I didn't need to do that. You got some good answers out of him, though. I was thinking, shit, Jenna heard my interview.

I didn't get half as good stuff. He didn't talk to me about the price of a blowie. Five minutes really does fly when you're in that scenario. It does. How long are your talk breaks when you do your radio show on air? Oh, no more than four with an interview. Oh, that's easy. I could do this job. Great.

Anyone could. Come on. Fuck the lot of you. They flew by. Anyway, well done, Mitch. I've got to say, the first instant interview, I'm going to make it harder next time. I'm going lot of you. He flew by. Anyway, well done, Meech. I've got to say, the first instant interview, I'm going to make it harder next time. I'm going to give you someone who isn't as big. He took it very well. No, but I feel like next time,

if I know that you briefed them beforehand, that I'm going to be clueless, then I don't mind. The reason I was anxious was because I didn't want to come across as rude. When he called me out for not being researched, I literally died. When he said, oh, well, if you knew, yeah, if you'd done your research, you'd know the name of the show.

Yeah, I was like, I thrive on being prepared. That's my thing. Oh, anyway, let's go. Harry, if you're listening, we love you. Thank you for coming on. We'll see you next week, guys. It's been a great one. Yep.

I've never seen you so overwhelmed. See you next week, guys. Is it just me? don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app or follow on Spotify welcome to AD Debrief

that genuinely was a sigh of relief I need to stretch to be honest oh you did very well this is our secret segment sure is we hope to trick people out of listening

because this is where we, on purpose, go in without being prepared. We just talk shit at this part of the show. Call it ADD brief because neither of us are very good at focusing. I actually have ADD. You, like I mentioned earlier, I'm just highly suspicious.

I think I'm fine. I have a coffee and I'm back on. A bit loosey-goosey today. But aren't we all? Yeah. Jenna, are you diagnosed with anything? I don't know. I'm dexing off my tits. I have a coffee and I'm back on. A bit loosey-goosey today. But aren't we all? Yeah. Jenna, are you diagnosed with anything? I don't know. I'm dexing off my tits.

I wouldn't know. You keep your dexies in your wallet in the coin compartment. I remember we went out once and I wanted to get a bag of natural confectioner co-snakes from the vending machine. And I'm like, Mitch, you'll have coins. Open it up. Just as like a fucking can of Tic Tacs in there. Yeah.

I don't want to carry the bottle around with me. I'll just put a couple in there in case I'm on the go, which hasn't been a problem for a while, funnily enough. Very true. Staying at home. Don't forget. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

It's Harry Jousey. He says, loved hanging with Mitch and Mitch. Great boys. Always up for a laugh. I'm a girl. Yeah, he thought Jenna was George. Interesting. That really was over very quick. It still hasn't sunk in that I

spoke to this person from that Netflix show. Well, he's a big deal. He's a bit of like an internet celeb. Yeah, wow. I'm going to go on his Instagram now. Harry Jousey. What are you doing on his Instagram now? Too hot to handle. I'm just having a look at what he's doing. Oh, this is riveting content for

your audience. He lives in LA and he's still with that girl. They're still together. Why does he follow you? Because when I used to work at an old radio show, we had him on. And he was like a nobody. And I found him via Instagram because he had no representation. Well, you just got a random Instagram person on. No, he was on a TV show before.

He was on a reality show before this. Don't ask me for the name of it. But he was on a show before this and now he's a big deal. Actually, let's see if he still follows me because he did. Harry Jowsell. He's following 353. That's not many. M-I-T-C-H.

He's unfollowed me. How unfortunate. What do you think the tipping point was? Maybe it was posts from this podcast. I was probably discovering I was a gay when I'm one of the gays the gays who's that oh that's shania twain interesting she says she wanted to do carving knife but the label said no don't do it because you're you're um no one knows what that is what made me think that the lyrics were i can't believe you kiss your carving knife i just pictured some man in the kitchen who's like takes great pride in his utensils and he like shows off

in the kitchen and he's got one of those stupid aprons it's like kiss the cook yeah that thing like well i picture one of those really arrogant guys that just takes himself really seriously as a chef at home i just i could just taste the roast beef and smell it because i kiss my carving knife hold on let me listen one more time i can't believe you've kissed your cock at night carving knife is better than cock at night. You think it sounds more like that? Yeah, yeah. God.

Speaking of roast beef, over the weekend, I finally cooked this leg of lamb that my parents gave me ages ago. A Bodengate sheep that they butchered themselves. Was it lame? No, that's their entire livelihood. I don't know. Getting cheap, fat enough to kill and eat. Is that what you're doing with me?

Maybe you're raised on it. I do not take responsibility for that. He just pointed at me, FYI. I have no input in whether you are slim or not. Very true. Anyway, they gave me a leg of lamb ages ago, and it's been in my freezer because it just sounds so overwhelming. I don't cook, ever.

I don't make time for it. I don't have time for it. I don't even know what I would cull from my day in order to have time for it. But a leg of lamb is one of the easiest things to cook. So I learnt. Yeah. Just shove the bastard in the oven for an hour and a half.

Halfway through, pop some potatoes in and you're good. Yeah, sprig of rosemary, maybe some garlic, olive oil. You you're all set but now i've got an overwhelming amount of dead sheep in my fridge oh you should every meal you should have called me you'll know i'll fucking devour it really sometimes i snap the bone and suck the marrow i thought that would be a bit weird though just like bring it i actually the thought crossed my mind maybe i should bring it into work and i'm like it's not cupcakes like it's lamb i can't just bring lamb in did you did you do this in primary school when it was your birthday your mum or you'd make cupcakes you'd bring them in and you all your class and have cupcakes in your classroom for your

birthday did you do that no yes well we did in you know civilized schools and i remember one year my mum made um slow cooked pork we i brought it in'm like, we're all having sliders. Really? We made barbecue pork sliders. The teacher loved it. But kids would normally bring in like cinnamon donuts from Donut King or cupcakes from Carl's, but mum was like, we're doing barbecue pork. Wow. Yeah.

Is that a normal thing for you to take stuff in to celebrate your birthday with others? Yeah. In my school it was. And all my friends from other schools would do it. I think maybe it's like, is it a Sydney thing? I don't know, are you listening? I don't know.

It was only primary school. Can I tell you, my most recent birthday, I was spewing that at no point did I have a birthday cake. I was given all these wonderful gifts and I was spoiled and I don't expect anything, but my friends gave me nice things. I was like, oh, that's very nice. And then as I laid my head down on the pillow that night, I thought, it feels incomplete without a birthday cake.

Yeah. Even one of those shitty Woolworths or Coles, like mud cakes in the office is enough. I'm like, without a birthday cake, it feels unfinished. And so the next day I went and got like a muffin from the bakery near work. You know that cafe down the road? Yeah, the Greeks.

Yes, the Greeks. I've been going there a lot. Support small business during the Rona at the moment near work. Aww. You know that cafe down the road? Yeah, the Greeks. Yes, the Greeks. I've been going there a lot. Support small business during the Rona at the moment. Gotta. Way less people going there now, but yes, I bought myself a muffin because I'm like, I need some sort of cake for my birthday. Did you get a cake from the KJ team? They forgot.

The year before I got one, but it was shared with one of the other producers who we had the birthday one day apart. And then the year after, because he left, I don't know. I guess they just didn't think of it. We have that with my auntie. She's like the 18th and my sister's the 20th. And they're like, let's have it because we have a family dinner for everyone's birthday. All the family get together.

And they're like, let's just throw it together. And I'm on the 30th, 10 days later. Like, let's do Mitch. I'm like, no, you're fucking not. What, 10 days? Absolutely not. And I want a custom cake and I want to sing a song just to me. We have two nephews.

Bless them. One of them is my godson. I love him to bits. Really? You have a godchild? Yes, I'm a godfather. I'm a very good godfather. I didn't even know about this.

Yeah, Fletcher. He's beautiful. Little Fletcher Ross. And because they're young and they love singing every birthday, we have to let them blow the candles out. And I mean, I'm all for fannies. Oh, rubbish. But they're my fucking candles. And we have to sing it three times. One for me I mean, I'm all for fairness. But they're my fucking candles.

And we have to sing it three times. One for me, one for Harrison, one for Fletcher. And Harrison is skewing seven. I feel like at some point someone's got to put their foot down and be like, no, you're not the boss, kid. Thank you. God. I love it.

It was all very cute. But now they're not in nappies and he's seen that cargo shorts are on my knee. I'm like, well. Yeah. I wouldn't be allowing that. And they always relight them. Why?

You go, happy birthday. Hooray, hooray. Straight away. Straight in there. I'm like, can you let me inhale again after blowing before you light them? At least you got a cake, Dallin. Yeah, true. My privilege.

Actually, it just occurred to me. Jenna, Mitch and I have been discussing what we're going to do for your birthday on the show. Yeah. So let me have a look. I mean, it is your 60th. It's a big one. Let me have a look. When is this?

Oh, it's not until early June. So hold on. I'm going to have to look at the calendar and figure out. Yours is July 2, Mitch, right? Mine's July 25th, yeah. 25th, yeah. What day of the week is that? Have a look. Let me and figure out. Yours is July 2 mid, right? Mine's July 25th, yeah. 25th, yeah. What day of the week is that? Have a look.

Let me have a look. Don't impress me. Okay, well, your birthday is not for like another five or six episodes to come. We could cancel the show before then. Yours is a Saturday. We've been brainstorming already. Oh, is mine a Saturday? Why don't we do a birthday special and why don't we release the episode on a Saturday?

Oh, because then that gives me less time to turn it around. True, yeah. Sorry, I forgot to open the lines. Oh, no. that gives me less time to turn it around. True, yeah. Sorry, I forgot to open the lines. Oh, no. There we go. They're on. And, oh, hold on. Who's here?

It's a move of rights. Leave it at the door! There's no one there. At the door! Down! Thank you. No one there. There's my Deliveroo.

I've got two different things. There's bubble tea on Deliveroo, but it's not a move of rights. At the door! I reckon we do Talk Back Tins soon. We haven't done that in a while. Yes. I've actually got one ready to go. Should we do it next week?

Let's do Talk Back Tins next week. Great. Yeah, I think we should. I believe last time we put a poll in our Facebook group for ADD Reefers Only, it's called Endurant Idiots, about people's favourite segment, Talk Back Tins was number one. Now, I think let's do it next week. Also, I want the help of listeners who get this far.

Also, let's be real, if you're listening this far, you most likely are in AD Debrief. It is in, sorry, Injuring Idiots. It's our secret Facebook group for fans of the show. And we don't fuck around. We don't let any outsiders in. You have to know the name of this segment in order to be entered. And can I just say, that brings me to my point.

Not in order to be entered. In order to just say, that brings me to my point. Not in order to be entered. In order to be accepted. Goodness me. We enter you. You want to fuck me? You know the full name. Want to have sex? Yeah, what's my middle name?

Oh, is it David? Nah! Is it Steve? Nah, you're not getting in! We have one member request. You and I are both admins, and every time someone hits request, that comes to our phones.

Yes, and we double check whether they know the name of this segment. There's two vetting questions. What is the name of our secret segment at the end of the show? Jenna? What? Jenna's not with us. AD debrief. Yeah.

Yeah. And is Mitch the cutest name ever? I mean, just say yes for God's sake. You can answer that in any way you like. This poor boy, Matthew Arachicano, has said, what's the name of our secret segment? He said, heard it but forgot. Oh, is he still pending?

I'm not accepting it. Yeah, get rid of it. Delete it. I've deleted so many people that haven't gotten the answer right. I don't even give them a second chance. He also says, is Mitch the cutest name ever? He says, thirsty. Get him out.

He's done. Declined. What was his name? I just deleted it. Andrew Ashton Ardo or something. No, he's bluffed. Okay, Andrew, try again. Andrew, if you're listening, we want you in the group,

but you've got to get the name right. It's a secret, though. Don't tell others. Yeah, very true. Don't say anything to anyone else. Sorry, we were just talking about birthdays, right? And I was stalking you on Facebook so that I could find out your birthday and pretend that I knew it all along, like I'm such a good friend.

Yeah. But something else has caught my attention while I was here. In the About section on your Facebook, it says Contact Details, and it says here, SoundCloud, Lemonade with Mitch and Paige. What, for the love of God, is that? No, no, no, no, no. What is that? Forget about that.

What is Lemonade? It's spelled Lemon and then A-I-D. Well, first of all, that's Beyoncé's album, and they dropped it the same week. But she didn't spell it like a fool. She didn't. We don't need to talk about this. What are you doing?

No, no, no, no. We're getting out of here. Hang on. Is this not your first podcast? You can talk. Your podcast's slut. Oh, my God. It's well documented that I've done other podcasts and do other podcasts.

I have. Lemonade with Mitch and Paige was my first ever sort of venture into being an announcer and being a person. Oh, my God. How long ago was this? This would have been five years ago now. I had just started at Kiss and I was on the street team with a girl called Paige Lisey. Lovely girl.

Radio announcer. How many years ago? I've been on at Kiss for five years now. So it would be four to five years old. Wow. And she was on the air at The Edge, 96.1. And I remember thinking, you know what? We're friends.

Who is this woman? What does she do now? She now lives in Bali and she braids hair, I think. Nothing comes up when I search it. It's got its own Instagram. Did you mean Mitch and Payne? Well. That may as well be our duo name.

Here's our Instagram. It's got 516 followers. Australian. What? Give it here. We had a massive listenership. We had thousands of listeners. Australia Hammer Supplies tagged you. Yes. Thanks for

coming to visit us Lemonade with Mitch and Paige. I had fans. Oh my god. Sydney's most refreshing podcast. Mitch and Paige. Spelled P-A-I-G. One part Mitch, one part Paige. A squeeze of sass. Correct. Who did all the editing and producing for this show?

Me. You've had that capability this whole time? Yeah, I did it all. I edited the podcast. You've been playing dumb this whole show, being like, oh, I can't do it. You do it. I did all the socials. I did all, I did the graphics. What is this?

Okay, have you heard about it on Facebook or social media? Wow, your voice is higher. We recorded it afters well before your time. And that's where I met Petho for the first time. Petho was an after student. Paige was an after student in his class. And I would go to afters and we'd record this podcast. It was actually not my cup of tea before.

That was not my cup of tea. What was the basic premise? The premise was each week we'd have a daily squeeze. It was very similar to Ijem and we'd both come in with a topic that we wanted to talk about. It's very similar to Ijem by the sound. Very similar. And then we'd just do then we'd just riff. Wow. One week Paige turned vegan.

Every episode was called That Time. So it was like That Time Paige turned vegan. That Time Mitch broke his foot. Oh, I like that. Yeah, it was very like we stole it from friends. And yeah, That time Paige turned vegan. She brought all the vegan food that she was eating at that point and she made me eat them. It was very funny. It's got 900 likes on the Facebook page.

Can we like steal those? Just merge it with ours? Can you have a look? I got rid of the decal. I got rid of the image because I want to merge it with IJM. Wow, okay. You have to change the name to something similar but not quite the same. Because if you apply to have two Facebook pages merge,

they have to be vaguely similar. Oh, so I do. So you'd have to change it to... Am I the only one? No, no, because our page is called Couple of Mitches. Oh, yeah. So it's called Lemonade with Mitch and Paige. You'd have to change it to...

A few Michelles. Two Matthews. Or maybe Lemonade with Couple of Mitches because then it's got It'll accept the name change application Can you do it? I'm the admin Make me admin bitch I had no idea about this

Also I didn't realise you had a hotline Oh wow it's a real hotline Yeah we had the sour hour What's that? It was a very successful podcast No one accused it of being otherwise. No, no. I'm making you admin, so I'm giving you full control.

I don't want it. This is me saying I prefer this. I'm passing it over. I liked your gym selfie. Thank you. I was a lot slimmer at that point. I put on so much fucking weight. God.

You know what's weird? Speaking of past podcasts, the fact that my old co-host, I'm not my cup of tea, Talisha, who I now auditioned in a committee with, through some weird twist of small world fate, has ended up doing a podcast with your boyfriend, Hayden. They do a podcast together.

What is it again? It's been a big day for. It's been a big day for, yeah. Oh, Mel, Mel's in that as well. That's how,

that's what my mum says when my dad's mad at me when I get home from work. It's been a big day for him. Leave him alone. Um, so you've got full control. Don't do anything silly, please. The podcast is still up there, Lemonade with Mitch and Paige. Is it? Mitchell, I think you'd like to see this.

What is it? It's a run sheet. Oh, yeah. I used to make the run sheets. Look how it's very thorough. Yeah, I used to time. Look how many words are on that page. I time everything out to the point.

I'm very organised. Oh, Mitchell, what the hell? I'm very organised. Wow. Yeah, what the hell? I'm very organised. Wow. Yeah, I can do it. What are you trying to do? Are you trying to steal that podcast? You can have it.

I'm giving it to you. I'm giving the thousand followers we have. Okay. I also Googled. Where's my phone? Do you have it? Did I give it to you? Yeah, it's over here.

I don't need it. It's all good. I have nothing to report, everyone. My life is fine. How's your life, Jenna? Any updates? No updates. A lot of people have been asking me about my nails.

Correct. Have you got a lot of DMs, a lot of support? Not so much support. Yeah. Just people intrigued. Yeah. I don't think it's funny. I don't think jokes should be made about it.

I love Jellicle. Jellicle. Jellicle. Jellicle. Jellicle. Jellicle. should be made about it. Don't get jelly called. I love jelly called cats. I'm sure you do. You would. I love my family too.

If you somehow missed it, last week on the show, episode 25, we found out that Jenna can't cut her nails short because they are, in fact, claws. They have to be a certain length, otherwise they'll bleed. Yes, I was diagnosed with cat fingers, cat nails. Claws. Cat nails. And actually, we asked Jenna before the show,

we recorded it in isolation. Jenna, how do you feel about the sort of publicity this has brought to the condition? That's what she had to say. And to be honest, it resonated with me. It really did. Oh, God. Turn your phone off, Jenna.

What's that? It's your text tone. Oh, guys, we do have fun. We really do have fun. And I think while we're here, considering that that girl who gave us the review likes it, let's get Bernadette on the line. Bernadette is... line. Bernadette is...

Where's Bernadette? Oh, it's going to take them three days to review the request to change their name. Oh, no, sorry. Just come through. It's been approved. All right, merging. Oh, yay. Oh, that was fucking quick.

Let's just go to Bernadette. Where is she? She's in Gunniston. Bernadette, give us the number on the wheel. Oh, she's texting. Six, all right. Oops, sorry's texting. Six, all right. Sorry, everyone. Sorry about that.

I just gave away a prize prematurely. Prematurely. Jesus, what a... I can't speak. Let's just spin the wheel. Jenna, why don't you tell her what she's won? It's landed on number 13. Oh, this is a good one.

A pair of Amanda Keller's old socks. Oh. What era was that? Was that when she was... 1990? Shit, yeah, that was when she was with Andrew Denton. A collector's item. A lot of sweating in those socks, I'm sure.

Put them on eBay. Okay, let's go to... Who do we have? Trent! Trent's coming out of Gwyndola. Gwyndola? Where's Gwyndola, Jenna? Oh, in the Southern Islands.

Thought so. All right, give him the spin, Trent. Trenty, Trenty, Trenty. Ooh, look at it go. Where's Gwyndola, Jenna? Oh, in the Southern Islands. Thought so. Alright, give him the spin. Trenty, Trenty, Trenty. Look at it go. It's a fast one. 23. What has he won, Jenna? He's won some cat hair. Oh! Jenna, that's nice of you to share some of your own personal body on the show.

Couldn't agree more, Mitch. How are you going with that merger? Oh, bad news, actually. What? So, in order to merge your old page with our current page, all the content needs to be erased off one of them. So, either we delete all of ours or we delete all of yours. Get rid of all of ours. Ours?

Yeah. That's like an archive. People love that shit. What, so we're getting rid of all of our stuff? Yeah. Lemonade's like a museum. Alright then. Well, the museum is now called Couple of Mitches Podcast. If people want to go search it. Because ours is just Couple of Mitches.

But if you search Couple of Mitches Podcast, that's where you'll find this museum. Right. So this museum now makes no sense. So the option is to delete all the Is It Just Me stuff. Yeah. It's going to be tough. I'm going to have to think about it. I actually would rather, I'd rather

leave it here so that it gives our listeners a chance to go and stalk your old show. Well, I have an Instagram so they can go and stalk everything that went on Facebook and went on Instagram. Okay. It's tough for me. I mean, it's my call after all. My show. Not this one. It's a dual show. Like a divorced parents with a baby where you both share it.

I don't mind if you don't want to erase this page. It's history. It is history. But you know what? I've been thinking about it and I'm over it. Delete it. Delete it. No, I couldn't possibly.

I want to delete it. It still exists on Instagram. No, I'll give it some time. Really? Yeah, because I want our listeners to go and stalk your old podcast, Posadas, and then next week maybe we'll merge them. Shred it. Kyle and Jackie O's Shredder.

Sorry, I thought that was a Shredder sound effect. Just stop playing sound effects. I'm not. What do you mean you're not? Sorry, I thought that would work if I just said I'm not. I thought that would clear me of all sins. Like I go, I'm so sorry. My mistake.

We know you killed the man, Mitch. Just admit to it. I didn't kill him. All right, we're done here. Out you go. That's literally a fly on the wall in Cardinal Pell's court case. Oh, please. No, I didn't.

All right, out you get. No, Pell chat. Out of jail. Did you see the video of Cardinal Pell? Oh, Mitchell. No, it's disgusting. Oh, no, cut that joke. It's already beeped.

Oh, yeah, bleep it, people. I love it when we bleep it and we talk about it and I don't know what I bleeped. That was shocking what he said. He was filling up his car with petrol and he was like, this media attention is atrocious. And he drove to the police station and said, I'm being followed by the press. And they gave him a police escort back to his Bible Society

or wherever he was living. Wow. Did you hear the Nine News report the night he got back to his house? Pell is now behind doors at the parish in Homebush. It is reported the nuns cooked him a dinner of steak, chips and gravy, his favourite meal. I'm like, he just is going back to his fucking life. What about how he's like, oh, jail wasn't even that bad for me.

I know, yeah, I know. Why not? What was his reasoning? Didn't give any reasoning. God, he's a grub, isn't he? That's like Rolf Harris. Rolf Harris is like, because he's a bit mental as well. He's living in some, like, it's like an apartment, but it's prison living.

Wow. I know. He's just being held, basically. It's pretty fucked. Prison living chat. I love this. Julian Assange, where's he at? Yeah, Julian Assange is still, free him, right?

I don't know. I don't know the backstory on that. I don't think so. I don't remember. Freedom of imagination. I feel like I would have known. I think he's still. He's still in prison. What I feel like I would have known. I think he's still... He's still in prison.

What is it? What's it called, the one he's in? He was in the embassy. He was in an embassy because he stayed there. America couldn't arrest him, but they tried to extradite him. It didn't work. Then he got out. Who was in...

I don't know why this word is in my mind. Who was in Carobican? Oh, Chappelle. Oh, Chappelle, of course. Oh, Chappelle Corby. Hold on. Can I find her song? We can play the whole fucking thing.

No one's going to sue us on that. She's got a good lawyer. Where is it? Is this it? Hold on. Chappelle Corby. Let me see. So finally, touchdown in...

Nope. The Palm Tree song. Yeah. Palm Tree. Have you heard of it? I've never heard this. Oh, bitch. Chappelle Corby has a song.

Yeah, she's got a song. Where are you now? You're with Kyle and Jackie. Is it possible for you to preview the audio before you play it no it's not oh right because we're recording gotcha let me find you i wish there was a way for him to preview them in like the left headphone before he plays it to us which is the right hand but it records in regardless. Also, where's the fun in that? Agreed. Chappelle Corby's song is, it's really nice. It's like, palm trees, I'm in the palm trees. Can you announce it in all seriousness as though you're on Kiss right now?

Yeah, okay. I'm in Kiss. Oh, hold on. No, that's not the. There's no intro. No, that's not the real version. Oh, really? That's the remix.

Oh, can you find it? John's a stan. I'll find it. We're about to leave, but it's all right. Yeah. Really? That's the remix. Oh, can you find it? John's a stan. I'll find it. We're about to leave, but it's all right. Yeah. Sorry, I've just stopped. This is important. I've stopped the show.

For international listeners, Chappelle Corby is sort of like an international treasure. Beautiful young girl. Loved boogie board. She's a convicted drug smuggler. Well, never proven. Actually, it was proven. I never said if it was proven or not. I said she's a convicted drug smuggler. That's never proven. Actually, it was proven. I never said if it was proven or not. I said she's a convicted drug smuggler.

That's a fact. That's what she was convicted for. She was young and she went to Bali and she had a boogie board and she'd opened the boogie board, cut it open, taken the foam out and filled it with marijuana. Allegedly. Well, no. Yes, the marijuana boogie board existed,

but she claimed it was someone else. Someone stole the boogie board and did it to her. She went to prison for years. Actually, she had the death sentence. Then she weaseled her way out of it. But now she's releasing bangers, so what have we got? Are we ready? Send me the link, Jenna.

Oh, can't I just... No, that's fucking awful audio, Jenna. How did you find it? Use your brain. What did you Google? Shut up! You can't even find it! Can't follow it.

What did you Google? Wait, I'm sending it to you. Thanks. It starts with, I'm in Queensland. Bet this never would have happened on Lemonade. Okay. It would have been a tight wrap. Absolutely no room for error or spontaneity.

Very, very organised. Is it on her Instagram? I just sent it to you. It's from 2017. I've got to do it on my work. She's such a character. She's great. Did you see a photo she put up with her boyfriend

and their feet were holding hands? Yes. She was like, my love. And it's like, I don't think that's... The post is from the 10th of July, 2017. So go right down. That was almost, she almost just left. She came in for an interview with Kyle and Jackie O

and I actually really felt for her. She wasn't doing press rounds. She chose Kyle and Jackie O specifically because she wanted to speak to them because she apparently listens to the show. She listened from Bali, she said. And she came in and she told a story, first ever interview.

And yeah, I really felt for her. Even though, you know, convicted criminal, I'm like, yeah, she's done her time. And, yeah, she was basically unravelling on air. She's not the full quid anymore. It's really taken its toll mentally. Yeah, I feel for her. All right, I think this is it.

Here we go. I don't know, Jenna, but it's all the same. No, that's the remix. That's the remix. Did you just send in the wrong one too? No. I can't get it open on this computer. I'll just play it from my iPad.

No. No. I don't care if this goes for two hours. We're finding the right one. How do you want me to send it to you? I'm just going to have to Google it. I'm going to have to type in the HTML link. Okay.

Instagram.com. Okay. You read it out. HTTP. It's on Instagram. Yes. Oh, she Formally released it With Warner Music

Forward slash Forward slash Oh my god After we've done this I'm going to play Another song That was never Formally released

Only posted to Instagram It's so funny It's a Lindsay Lohan song Forward slash Dot forward slash H-T-T-P Oh god Forward slash

Dot forward slash No no read it out So everyone can go search themselves. www.instagram.com slash P slash B Have you ever done that where... Yep. Have you gotten the two W's?

Yeah, BWW. Why can't you just read it off your thing? No, JT. Is that an L or a capital I? I think it's an L. I think it's L, yes. L, JT. thing. No, is it an L or a capital I? I think it's an L. I think it's L, yes. L, J, T, V, G, T, C, Z. There's a slash at the end, quite clearly.

No, I got it wrong. It's taking me to Pink's Instagram. There's a slash. Oh, there's a slash and a dot, Jenna. But you omitted the slash. Sabotage. What a fucking mole. Shut up.

At least I found it. No, it's not working. Oh, my God. Can you log into Facebook on the PC that you play YouTube off? And just click the link that you sent. Instagram.com. God. Slash P, slash capital B, capital W, capital W.

Shut up, Jenna. He's logging into Facebook. I've already problem solved. Fuck me dead. Goodness me. Don't want this being logged in. I don't want Kyle Sandilands going on my... Have you ever actually...

Because you know how some people put a link in an Instagram caption and it doesn't highlight because you can't post links on Instagram. Yes. Have you ever been so interested in the website they're posting that you actually do type it out letter by letter like this? Never once. Absolutely. Can't remember what it was for.

I think it might have been like a, oh, head here to donate. And I was like, oh, well, I want to donate. I'm a good person. Oh, here we go. All right, quiet on set. Here's the official song. Chappelle Corby. Convicted drugs.

Don't forget, you're doing it like you're on Kiss. Oh, now I've got to sign into an account on Instagram before I play it. Oh, no, no, it's not. I don't think that's a thing. I'm in Queensland. What happened to the announcing as though you're on Kiss? She fucking jumps right in! Yeah.

This is the unedited version, the original. Hold on one second. Coming, coming, coming. So it's not really a single, is it? Because she just sang on her Instagram. We're all like that. Okay, so there was Ava Max. And right now we're heading into a brand new song

out of an up-and-comer. You may know her from Ride on the Waves. Maybe you're into a bit of the magic stuff too and you get into Puff Puff. Maybe she's sold you some stuff. New music out of Chappelle. Corby, this is her latest Queensland fresh to the Kiss playlist. It is sunny. I have the palm trees behind me.

That's it. What? You know what? Everyone loves it so much. I reckon we give that another spin. Here it is, your pal Corby. Palm trees on Kiss. I'm in Queensland and it is sunny.

Listen to the birds. I have the palm trees behind me. Anyway, a couple of you guys told me that she released a song and that was it. It was a 10 second song. The remix is my favourite. You ready for this? Yeah, go on. I want to hear this now. Jenna, why did you insist he play that? That's the original. I live in Queensland and it is sunny. I have the palm trees Behind me I don't mind this. Can I be our new show opener? Mitch Turi and Mitchell Cooney.

Hey guys. Let's do it again, ready? I'm in Queensland When the bedroll is all kicking I have the palm trees Mitchell Turi and Mitchell Curtis. How you doing, guys? Welcome back to another show.

Here we are. It's been a big week. Hey, Jenna. I'm here too. You got back from Bali, right, Jenna? Yeah. How was the boogie boards? Really good, actually.

That's enough. God, wow. Okay, really quickly before we go, look up on YouTube, Social Anxiety. No, sorry. Xanax by Lindsay Lohan. It's so bad. It's actually, this song is how I felt before that instant interview.

Do I have to? I've got social anxiety. Do I have to forward announce it? No. Yes. Do you like? Yes. Okay, hold on.

It's up to you, darling. I may as well. I'm on the air in a couple of hours May as well get my practice Oh you're on the air Do you have a team? Do you work at night? Pardon me?

Don't be disrespectful This is Mitch Till Midnight Very intense isn't it? It is Wednesday night It's Mitch I I'm here. I've got brand new music from just a walking freckle. You look at her and you think, gee, she really needs a BB cream.

She would never say that on air. Yeah, I would. I would do it. I'm at 11 o'clock. No one's listening. You usually got a lot more energy too. I do. Yeah.

You're in podcast mode. I'm proud of you. No, when I do the show though, the show's more sedated. When I'm on weekends, I'm like, yo, fresh in podcast mode. I'm proud of you. No, when I do the show though, the show's more sedated. When I'm on weekends, I'm like, yo, fresh the kiss playlist! Alright, do the weekend Mitch for Lindsay Lohan. I don't have the Mitch openers on weekends

because that's only for my nights. This is more of a standard everyday bed. Oh. Here we go. Okay, hi everyone. Welcome back. Happy Saturday. Looking good. Top of the 16 16 in the city. 18 in the west. Nice.

Hey, have you heard the news? William and Kate moved to LA. Heaps of drama in Kiss News in 15. Right now, though, I'm going to jump into Lindsay Lowe and drop this on Friday. Xanax, fresh to the Kiss playlist. In joy. Obsessed. Oh, you would talk up to the post. I haven't fucking heard it!

Okay. Back again. That news in 15. Hold on. Kiss. That's how long you've got, so go again. I'm very good at this. Do that thing where you talk over the intro of the song,

and then as the lyrics start, as she starts singing, that's where you stop. Got it. So there's like a little intro. I'm sure you know how to feel it. Yeah, I got it. Okay. Hey, welcome back to Kiss.

Got breaking news about Cardinal Pell. In or out, what did he have for dinner? Spoiler alert. It's nice. In the next 15 at Kiss News right now, though, jumping into a song fresh to the Kiss playlist, I am going to say it's new from an artist that I, you're not probably used to hearing here at Kiss.

Neither am I, but I love it. It's Zenni, it's Lindsay Lohan, and it's fresh to the Kiss playlist. Turn it up loud. Enjoy. It's called Zennex, by the way, not Zenni. Oh, sorry, that's a very Irish song. Okay, skip to the chorus. It's atrocious. I'm fucked. It's so terrible. I'm in the hypocrisy. It's crowded and stuffy.

I can't do it. It goes on the Masked Singer. Yeah, but maybe that's why the judging panel was right at the back away from the press. You know how usually they've got the crowd in the background? Yeah, you and I went to a taping of that. I remember I waved to Jackie O because we know Jackie. We were like, hi, Jackie. And Lindsay thought we were waving to her.

Did you see? And Lindsay did the whole like the hand wave that children do where they close and open their fist. I really thought I would be more excited seeing Lindsay Lohan in the flesh because I was obsessed with her as a kid. But God. She's really freckled, isn't she? No, it's not about the freckles. I was just like, what are you doing here? Yeah.

It was just a surprise. She did not fit next to Jackie O and Dave Hughes. And Danny Minogue. Oh, I'm not sure if that show is going to come back this year. It just occurred to me. No, it is. They're filming it in Melbourne, aren't they? COVID, bro.

But they can't. Oh, of course, COVID, bro. Yeah. That show was so good. Danny Minogue is such a TV person. Like, even though she clearly, like, didn't know who it was, she'd be like, Osher would be like, Danny, who do you think the pineapple is?

Oh, such killer vocals. And the body. I feel like I know those legs, Jackie. I feel like I know those legs. Was it you that I was joking with? We were saying that when in doubt, Danny would just say something really generic that she knew they were going to put in the ad she was like this is unreal yeah oh she'd say really generic shit she knew she'd make the promo like I don't know she'd be like wow oh this just went to a whole new level yeah

yeah this is the hardest one yet yeah You ain't seen nothing like this before. They're like, oh, yeah, going to pop that in the ad. I love how they guessed celebrities like, that's definitely Michelle Obama under there. Oh, yeah. Lindsay Lohan. Are you joking? Yeah, someone's in the ick.

Guys, Lindsay can't be the only dumb fuck. Can you make some really inaccurate guesses and there's no way it's going to be them. No, but then Lindsay would guess some random Australian celebrity and you're like, obviously someone has told you to say that. Yeah. She'd be like, I think that's Asher Kitey. Really, Lindsay?

The smoker's cough was what killed me with her. Yeah. Between everything. She'd go. What's your favourite, Lindsay? My favourite, Lindsay, is Freaky Friday Lindsay. Oh, that's a good one. I watched that the other night with Hayden.

Great. I'm more of a Herbie fully loaded Lindsay kind of guy. Oh, are you? I can see that for you, Jenna. I'm more just my luck. Oh, that was no good. Yes, it was. Herbie was a great...

I think Herbie and Freaky Friday were very similar timelines. No, she was way older than Herbie. No, Herbie, she was older. Was she really? Yeah. And she stooped than Herbie. No, Herbie, she was older. Was she really? Yeah. And she stooped to Herbie. What do you mean stooped? That's a brilliant piece of cinema.

Herbie fully loaded. It's a great film. I think like a talking V-dub. Yeah, love it. Anyway. Herbie fully loaded. It was made in 2005. Don't be catty.

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