Is It Just Me? - #29: Abbie Chatfield's Bizzare "Talent"

Episode Date: May 24, 2020

The Podcast host behind It's A Lot, Abbie Chatfield, joins us this week! With Churi away, IIJM becomes WIIJM - that is, WOMEN'S ONLY It Is Just Me?'s... Coombs & Jenna are also joined by Aishlin & Talecia from 'The Schnitty Committee' In this episode:Abbie on being the face of that iconic 'I'm a gemini' meme (07:30)Are you anxious about going back to normal after COVID? (08:38)The time Abbie "BROKE DOWN" on Kyle & Jackie O (10:54)Abbie's contribution to our 'things better than drugs & dick' list (13:34)Normal or not: chopping up the box so burglars don't know what expensive shit you own? (16:19) The best seat in the car + the best driving games (21:52) Being abused for unsubscribing to promo emails (26:33)What sort of group chat member are you (29:03)What it's like going phone-free in The Bachelor mansion (32:06)Abbie's hilarious talent for being able to picture someone's past life (35:17)Our "secret segment" ADDebrief (47:38)... It's a lot, isn't it?Follow us @coupleofmitches Check out Abbie's Podcast 'It's a lot' here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/its-a-lot-with-abbie-chatfield/id1500849438Check out 'The Schnitty Committee' Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-schnitty-committee/id1187651686See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. A surge in young people inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as mains to get high. Some things make more sense than others. I've done everything for you. I've put my career on hold. I could have been anything if I'd had the talent. Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. This is leadership. I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.

Do you? Yeah. Well, goodo. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Should one of us be Mitch and the other be Mitchell just to make things easier? You're Mitch. I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.

You always call me Mitchell. Oh. Now, here's Mitch Choo Julie and Mitchell Coombs. G'day guys, welcome to the show. Groundskeeper Jenna, how are you? I'm very well. We're one Mitch down this week, if you hadn't noticed. My wish came true.

You don't mean that. Yes, I do. I'm worried that because he's not here, he's usually the one you make fun of. You're not going to turn on me, are you? Maybe, we'll see. We've got a couple of other people in the room right now that you could bully if you'd like to, because obviously he's not here. He'll be back next week for

episode 30, but fortunately I do happen to host another podcast, so it was quite easy for me to drag my schnitty committee co-hosts in here. So, Aislinn and Talisha, welcome to Is It Just Me? Ah, hello. I thought it was called Is It Just Mitch? No, you're wrong again. Yeah, look. Jenna,

if you're going to bully anyone, let's just gang up on the minority over there i agree i was gonna say don't try it with me i'm no mitch churl i will fight back do not direct that over this way can i just say it was actually quite hard to convince these two to come and do this show because schnitty committee is only a monthly podcast that's more than enough mitchell Coombs than anyone needs in their life, really, once a month. I was going to say, I'm hungry already. How do you do a podcast that doesn't involve eating? I know.

Well, last time, Talisha. Oh, I'm hungry. Remember when we dragged you in here for a guest segment and I kept getting angry at you because you were gnawing on M&Ms the whole time? Yeah, well, you didn't even put out any snacks this time. For that precise reason. It was so gross hearing the whole show.

Well, I'm not coming back. I don't blame you. Anyway, if this is your first time listening to Is It Just Me, we kick off each week with an Is It Just Me each. It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Usually Mitch and I do one each. Obviously, he's not here. And so I've decided we'll do things completely differently.

I'm also going to sit this one each. Obviously, he's not here. And so I've decided we'll do things completely differently. I'm also going to sit this one out. And so I'm going to be clearing the runway for widjems. As in women's idjems only. Is it just me? Does that mean that I'm going to finally be able to do one? That's right, Jenna.

Have you not been able to do one, Jenna? Mitch and I do one each. We don't actually know why Jenna's here. What is this rancid show? I know. So you've both got a widgum each, a woman's idgum. I've got a widgum, yep. Excellent.

I have been asked to prepare one, and I have. So we're going to get one from you three, and also we've got a guest joining us who's going to bring a guest idgum. So her name's Abby Chatfield. You might know her from her own podcast. It's called It's A Lot. Or you might know her from the TV. She was on The Bachelor last year.

Exciting. If you also did not watch The Bachelor, you might have just seen her as a viral meme floating the internet. Someone was introduced as an astrophysicist and she said, hi, I'm a Gemini. Oh, I did not realise that was her. So I love a Gemini. She's good gear.

Yes, she was a very popular contestant on The Bachelor last year, which is why she's going to be on Bachelor in Paradise on Channel 10 later in the year. Okay, go on. Let's not piss around, though. Let's just get her on now, should we? Yeah, bring in the Gemini. I've even heard her singing in the Abbey.

It's a lot, isn't it? Here she is, Abby Chatfield. Welcome to Is It Just Me? Your face after that opener. Oh, my God. Oh, goodness. That was, wow. Okay, what corner of your brain did that come from?

I'm not sure if Zoom's breaking up, but I'm pretty sure what you said was you wanted an encore. I've even heard her singing in the Abbey. encore it's a lot isn't it I hate hearing my voice so fucking much I've had to get an edit of my podcast because I hate hearing my gross like it's a lot isn't it shut up so your podcast it's a lot how long have you been doing that I'm up to on the episode 12 like only like it's a baby podcast like so it's like three months i do one a week um i it kind of was an accident that i started it though like i i this was i think i was just like a bit kooky one night on instagram like you know sometimes

i don't know if you guys follow me but sometimes i get a bit weird on instagram no yeah i've noticed it's a bit no it's like manic i think i think i it's a lot um so on brand um no but then i just kind of like was like oh guys because people were like you just had a podcast and i was like okay fine and i thought it would be really easy because as you guys know i've listened to many podcasts in my time, including Not My Cup of Tea. Oh, our old show. Your old show. Because Mitch isn't here.

Yeah, the other Mitch doesn't like the old show being brought up. It's like, he's like the scorned ex. Oh, but so upsetting. I mean, I got, I like, I did this stupid Instagram poll and I was like, should I ask them on a podcast? And then I fucking, they were, everyone was like, yes. And I was like, oh God, now I have to do this. Then I stayed up till 4am.m. drawing the podcast art. Did you draw that?

Yeah, on Adobe Illustrator. Wow. Guys, I know, graphic design is my passion. That's not actually – I was just fucking unwell. I know. I just sometimes have these moments where I'm really unwell. And I was like, hey, that's the podcast art. And then like two months later, I was like hey that's the podcast art and then like two

months later i was like fuck gotta release this shit and i didn't realize like how much like it drains you to record a podcast and it sounds so i'm complaining about it but it actually ties me out so i only got an editor last week because like i was saying i can't stand the fucking sound of my own voice and it was getting to a point where i was like editing the podcast 10 minutes before i had to upload it because i was like i can't listen to this bitch anymore i live with her i fucking see her in the i live alone during quarantine i fucking talk all fucking day my job is talking and then i have to listen to myself talk it's just especially solo episodes i'm like shut the fuck up and i want to edit all of it out so i actually that's my story with the podcast recently to one of the solo episodes and I want to edit all of it out. So that's my story with the podcast.

I actually listened recently to one of the solo episodes and I was like, I could never do that. I need someone to bounce off. I was so impressed that you were able to do this solo show. And for something that you apparently accidentally started, it's doing really well, right? It is. It's doing quite well, but I am very lucky, obviously,

by the following. Everyone's like, how did you make it and i'm like uh i told a man i wanted to fuck him on australian television and then i got dumped on a rock and then i got 140 000 followers like like it's going well but like i also am very lucky to have like a following already can i tell you that when talisha told me do you realize that someone from the bachelor listens to our podcast as in not Not My Cup of Tea. I was like, what, really? And then I was like, which one? And she told me that it was you.

And I was like, oh, okay, the one that was bloody dry humping Matt on the beach. Of course that loose unit listens to our show. That makes sense now. We're proud of her. We support her. How do you vote for this thing? Oh, my God, our horny queen.

Wouldn't that be beautiful if you could text in and force him to be with me? I would love that. I would have lost miserably. I would have been gone the fucking third week if that was true, actually. You would have fucking hated me. That's all right. We were talking as well about that joke you made with the, I'm an astrophysicist.

I'm a Gemini. Brilliant. Don't fucking bring it up. It actually makes me want to die because the stupid Americans only got a hold of it again. The bloody Yanks only got a hold of it like a few months ago and it was going viral again and it was like on all my meme feeds and i was like commenting being like um this is please don't ever like what a fucking idiot and then like everyone's doing the classic comment of like us gemini's don't claim her and i'm like shut the fuck up i came second suck my dick

my american friends just recently resend it to me but they were like loving it because my friends are gemini and she was like who is this queen from your country and i was like let me tell you i actually so funny i actually have a gemini mug in like keep cup with me right now i'm like i'm even an astrophysicist freak astrophysicist astrology fuck fuck fuck no i'm, honestly, guys, let's move on because I'm sick of talking about this fucking joke. Well, look, I did mention to you that we were doing Widjems this week. That is women's only. Is it just me?

So I'm hoping you've come prepared with one. Would you like to kick it off? Yes, okay. All right, here we go. Is it just me or...? Do you guys, like, kind of not want isolation to end? Yes. Like are you a little bit anxious about getting back into the real world?

100%. Absolutely. It's too soon. I'm anxious as fuck. I'm anxious as fuck. So I live alone and I've lived alone. I've only lived alone since the start of quarantine. So I've kind of gotten used to living.

Oh, no, I know. But I actually love being alone because like my job is talking shit and i like sometimes just need to shut up and be alone 100 so it's been good it's it's been good living alone and like my friends all live a block away from me and in queensland it's been pretty chill to be honest with the restrictions but um i am like i i fucking hate going out like i like i hate going to clubs yeah i hate going to like bars i fucking hate it and my friends like our entire friendship i've been like i'd rather just have wines at home and now they're forced to do that yeah and then they're forced to just like come to my house and i'm like oh like that sucks but I'm like yeah I'm like oh guys

anyway I've made a full like taco meal for everyone I've got like a cheese board for eight people I'm like being like a hostess of the most and I'm like guys I don't want I don't want to go back I think it's one of those things that I just want I want what I can't have because when I was at first I was like all I want to do is go to Pufdorf and like get legless. But now that we're starting to be allowed to go back out, I'm like, nah, too soon. I'm just, I'm isolating. I'm going to hide under my bed.

It's just not happening. Yeah. No, I just feel like I don't want to talk to anyone. I don't want to be forced into an environment. I also am like the thought of like, I mean, I hate going out because people talk to me that like know me from the show. So I get like – and like they're lovely but then I get like my friends get really annoyed at me because they're like, why are you talking to fans?

I'm like, because if I'm a cunt, they're going to be like, oh, the edit was true. She is a cunt. Yeah, you're one of those people that has Daily Mail write articles about your every move. In fact, let me just ask a question to you ladies over here. Yes, ma'am. In your jobs as entertainment writers,

have you or have you not ever written some sort of clickbait headline about our Abby here? About Abby? No, no. Mitch, have you? Is that why? Have you done a clickbait headline or something mean about me? Are you trying to ease some guilt?

Yes. So I remember when you came on, Kyle and Jackie O, who I work for, Kyle accidentally made you cry. I just embellished what really happened. I was like, Abby breaks down on air talking to Kyle and Jackie O. It was just a little sob. It's fine. I cry all the time.

No, I cried the whole season of The Bachelor. Like it was a point where they had to stop interviews sometimes, so I would scream crying. I was like on the floor like and everyone's like, okay, we can't understand what the fuck you're saying. But also Kyle also described to me the first time that Chelsea and Matt had

fucked. Oh Jesus. In detail. Is that true? Yes. Oh my god. No, he wasn't being mean. He was just being Kyle Sanderlands, right? Like it's like he wasn't being like, oh I I'm going to get her to cry. But I had just – I'd been up since 4 a.m. doing media and it was like – I think what time would it have been by then?

Nine? Yeah, 8.30, 9 a.m. So I'm like five hours into interviews and I'm sitting at the front of Nova about to go in and he describes that to me and I like cry. He's like, how could you still like the bloke when you know that they've fucked on the couch I was like Kyle I didn't know that obviously I wasn't in the room anyway and then I went up to I went up to Nova I went up to Nova and then I fucking saw them and cried so that's the same day that was within a hot no I was out the front I was sitting at the front on a bench

like at the coffee shop at Nova and then walked upstairs and then they were there and I was like, okay. Oh, my God. I like someone who's quite happy to admit that they're a bit of a crier like yourself. I actually saw a tweet earlier because Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga's song just came out. Ariana writes, oh, Lady Gaga is someone who cries as much as I do,

drinks as much wine as I do, eats as much pasta as I do. We got to express how beautiful and healing it is to motherfucking cry. And I'm thinking, I never cry, especially in front of other people. Yeah, I cry once a year. Wow. Crying is the tits, guys. No, like I was, I rewatched The Bachelor. Like I was doing like reactions on my stories the other day,

another manic thing that I reactions on my stories the other day another manic thing that i did my stories and i and i was watching it i watched my intro to mat and even though it's so bad and i look like i'm on copious amounts of cocaine for some reason i look like i'm drugged up i i literally like this hello um i cried i cried watching it and was like this is such a beautiful moment i was like oh my god this is when i met matthew and then realized he dumped me on a rock so then sorry you just mentioned uh being on copious amounts of coke and it you just reminded me that i forgot to do something vitally important at the start of the show when we first got you on so ashlyn and i have been working on something that we're hoping to get you to contribute to got to do something vitally important at the start of the show when we first got you on. So Aislinn and I have been working on something that we're hoping to get you to contribute to, all right?

So it's the list of things better than drugs and dick. It's essentially a PSA that, yeah, sex can be great. It can be wonderful, but it's not your whole life. It's not the best thing in the world. It's a reminder to appreciate the small things. I'll just bring up the list. So you don't have to think of your answer now. You can think of it now or you can let us know later.

I'll just plant that seed for you. Where is the bloody list? Well, I can remember a few. A nice cool breeze. Yeah, a beautiful pizza. Not an ordinary pizza. A beautiful pizza. That's better than drugs and dick.

A good book smell. Beautiful. Better than drugs and dick. Better than drugs and dick. Apples with a good crunch. A good quality fruit cutting knife. All these things. Better than drugs and dick. Apples with a good crunch, a good quality fruit cutting knife, all these things, better than drugs and dick. Ooh, the knife when it goes like, ooh, yeah, you're right.

So every time we have a guest on this podcast, I like to ask them what they think is better than drugs and dick. So I'll leave that with you. If you've got something on your mind now, let me know. It might take a little while for me to think of something that's better than drugs and dick. Is it drugs and dick combined? Drugs and or dick.

Okay, so it's not better than drugs and dick, it's better than drugs and also. Is it drugs and dick combined? Drugs and or dick. Okay. So it's not better than drugs and dicks, but than drugs and also better than dick. Yes. Yes. And not like at the same time. I'm not sure there is anything that exists. Yeah. I'm not sure if there's anything above that on the pyramid.

You know how they do like, you know how they do like food hierarchies? It's like drugs and dick hierarchy, like different kinds of dicks, different kinds of drugs. We should do that. Dairy, meat, drugs, dick. I just feel like we're low-key lying to ourselves. I'm like, oh yeah, a cool breeze is better than drugs and dick. As if someone's going to come up to me and go, hey, you can never smoke weed for the rest of your life, but here's a cool breeze. I'm clearly kidding myself. Listening to us on Spotify?

Hit follow so you don't miss a second of this bullshit. It's like when you're in bed and you can hear a mosquito up near your blinds. Blinds? Blinds. Keep the sun out in your bedroom. It's one syllable. Blinds. You're like, blinds. Blinds. Can you hear a second syllable? Blinds. No, there's only one syllable. Blinds. I'm doing one syllable.

Blinds. Have you always said it? Blinds? Oh, no. I really don't mind. Sir, I'm your surgeon. You've broken your spion. My what? I parked illegally. I hope I don't get a fire-and.

You're listening to Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of Mitches. Yeah, so that big idiot Mitch will be back for episode 30 next week. Unfortunately. Oh, Jenna, shut up. He's so stupid. We're doing women's idioms only in the meantime. Jenna, Jenna, shut up. He's so stupid. We're doing women's idjams only in the meantime. Jenna, have you got something better than that?

That was good gear, if you ask me. But anyway. It was pretty good. Who wants to go next? Oh, I'll give it a crack. You ready, Aislinn? I've got one. I've been sitting on it for a while.

Have you? Yeah. All right. Here we go. Is it just me or? Were your parents way too intense on Christmas or whenever you got a new electronic about chopping up the box before you threw it out?

Oh, my God. Like, if someone... If you, like, got a new TV, you couldn't just put the box out with the recycling. You needed to chop it up, let someone see the new television you've got and break into your home and steal it. What?

It's just you. I think it literally is just you. No, so Ashley and I were hanging out with some friends and they were all fellow city people. Me being the country kid, I'd never heard of chopping up the box, lest we have intruders. A Sydney in a West thing. Apparently it was too wild out here. You can't even own a television without someone trying to steal it.

Because me and Mitchell recently just bought scooters together, matching ones. And she says to me. We look very cool. I said, we should chop up the box or someone will try to steal your scooter. I'm like, why the fuck do I chop the box up? Yeah, what the fuck?

Because this is the inner west, Mitchell. This isn't Bogan Gate. If someone sees you've got something, they will try to take it. It's a dog-eat-dog world out here. You know, you make a good point. My parents warned me when I moved to Sydney that they had a total of three televisions stolen. I feel like in 2020 there's so many other things I'd steal just quietly. Who the fuck would steal a TV?

I, like, don't even have a TV that, like, plugs into the ground. I literally just have, like, an Apple TV and a screen. Why would I watch normal TV? If I need to watch normal, I'll just screencast it onto my screen. So you don't actually watch yourself on TV there, Abby, so you're not contributing to your own rating. Babe, I do. Are you kidding?

I've watched The Bachelor I think six times over. I'm trying to analyse where it all went wrong. Template app. I watched my hometown last night and I was like, oh, you can see he doesn't like me there in his eyes. Oh, no. Aislinn, back to your little widget. Yeah. Aisling back to your little widget yeah um I have never done that

but I do have a thing about um chopping up my mail or bills people can't see how much debt you're in because they're like they're like oh fuck who does this belong to this is a bit of a nightmare so I chop my name off

I will say one time we didn't chop They're like, oh, fuck, who does this belong to? This is a bit of a nightmare. So I chopped my name off. I will say one time we didn't chop up the box and our TVs got stolen. Really? No. Wow. I mean, we probably deserved it for being so bougie. We got two new plasma TVs when I was like 12 or something. And then we came home like three days later and someone had punched in our front door's window, like reached in undid

the lock and ripped them off the wall oh my god do you reckon your parents so set that up so they could be proven right so they were like it's gonna happen it's gonna happen it's gonna happen and then your dad just like put my dad that's why we chop up the box that shit insane probably did do that like he is an insane man i actually think it would it would take me learning the hard way to start chopping up the box because, like, I've never been broken into, touch wood, so I feel like I don't live in fear of burglars. You guys haven't been broken into either, I'm taking it. Well, no, and I lived in, like, a not, I wasn't as rural as you,

but I did live in, like, a town, not the city or whatever. We don't live there anymore, but like we never carried a key. Like I didn't have a key for years. And the back door was always wide fucking open. And the front door was always like a little ajar. Oh, God. And we never, ever had a key. I could not sleep in your house.

I was saying earlier when I was a kid and like someone would knock on the door you do that who is it if someone didn't reply yeah my entire body would go cold and I'd be like I'm about to get murdered no they didn't say who they were so they're clearly planning on killing me and especially if it was at night yeah I'd be like no they're coming it's tonight's the night they couldn't hear my little shrill 11 year old voice going who is it actually jenna you live alone just like abby right do you ever get scared at night in particular if you hear like a creak or something oh shit someone's coming for me yep as soon as i go as soon as i go to bed right i hear creaks outside because i always close my bedroom door and i hear creaks all the time and i'm like yep someone's in here that's a fairly new building even though it can't be that haunted

well I live in guys I live in a old so in Brisbane have you guys been to Brisbane land I do love it actually I've been there Brisbane's quite nice yeah it's quite nice so um they I live on like these this area of Brisbane called the wool stores and it's like on the river and it's where they used to have all the like where they used to like process the wool and I live in like this area of Brisbane called the Wool Stores and it's like on the river and it's where they used to have all the like where they used to like process the wool. And I live in a place called the Cannery. And the Cannery is where they used to can pineapples, right? Cute. So it's like an old, it's like an old like warehouse style, like a New York like loft

apartment. But that comes with many crates of like exposed wood many crates and i believe many hauntings i reckon there's someone in here that's like had their hand chopped off with like with like the canning i just have a feeling my friends feel the energy as well i want to come i know i know we're hyping ourselves up maybe a little bit but because it's all exposed and it's like this like it's like fucking 11 meter ceilings and like a brick wall i'm looking at in front of me and a loft bed and i really think it's haunted and also it was renovated in 1997 so like the lock system can't be that good so i'm either gonna get broken

into or i'm gonna get murdered by a ghost looks cool though yes no that sounds so good as long as the aesthetic works as long as you're dying in a cool apartment. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. That's all that I want. All right. Are either of you guys ready to do your idjams now? Yeah, I'll go. Who wants to go next?

All right, Talisha, you're up next. Lucky last, Jenna. You will get there eventually. Is it just me or? Is the passenger seat the best seat in the car? Nah. Get. No.

A hundred percent. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You get to join in on the music. You're not stuck in the car? Nah. Get? No. 100% yes. Yes. Yes. You get to join in on the music. You're not stuck in the back. Brilliant. I think it depends on who else is in the car as well. Jenna, you can't drive. You've only ever been in a passenger seat or the back seat.

Yeah, me too. A back seat. Are we talking about the back seat? Well, there is the back as well. You know, when Murray's in the back seat, et cetera. Well, there is the back as well, you know, when Murray's in the back seat, et cetera. I think that because I lost my licence for a bit,

I've now got it back. I got a new appreciation for the front passenger seat and I really enjoy it. It's Stockholm Syndrome. That's what that is. The driver's seat is the best. You've got so much room because there's no fucking pedals in, like, there's no garbage down the fucking bottom. You can recline if you want to.

In my car, like, you can, like, raise the seat and stuff. There's no steering wheel to deal with. You can control the music because you're not driving. You don't have to look at the street. Sorry, incorrect. The driver is in charge of the music in this day and age with the apple car player i can control i remember you and i had this full-blown argument because you were like i'm the passenger i get to choose the music and i was like my father

if he was dead would be rolling in his grave that's not the appropriate phrase to use my father would be furious because he always said no no, I'm driving, I choose the music and I concur. Well, my father is dead and if I am driving or if I am in the passenger seat, I control the music. Why do you always do the arguments like this? I was going to say, if you start with that, everyone is going, yeah, you're right. No, I know. Well, my father left when I was born,

so I might have a different perspective on this perhaps. Okay. I actually know I do agree with Talisha. i think it's i think it's a passenger 100 because how can the driver be trusted to make a good music choice if they're concentrating on driving how can you be like yeah and then what you have to think being like oh now play now play in a bloom by flume by flume not even a song see panicked but also, you can't get a queue going if you're a driver. And imagine, like, the fucking, if you're voice controlling a song next, you ruin the vibe completely.

Yeah. Hey, Siri, play Daisies by Katy Perry. Sorry, I can't understand what you're saying. Ugh. I could never. Yeah, nah. Anyway. Do you drive, Abby?

So do you know what it's like to be the driver, right? Yes. Oh, yes. I drive a lot. I actually did a road trip down from Brisbane to Sydney like two new years ago with my Scottish boyfriend at the time, which is a random story. But we would play a game that actually fixed this conundrum about the music that we used to play at kick-ons as well. Yeah. I don't know if you guys have ever played it.

But where you like – it's the alphabet game so you'll do like say if i started off i i'd have to think of a song that is by someone who starts letter a they do b then you do c and then d and it actually is great because you think of bangers you haven't thought of in ages and everyone is happy because they know all they have to get through is the three minutes if they hate it. That is so good. I respect that. We should play that on the way home. I have something to bring up. Abby, I think you will really like this.

During Sagittarius season, we played this thing called Anti-Vibes and it's kind of like the alphabet game in the way that it brings up songs that you haven't thought of in a while. And yeah, so it's anti-vibe. So basically someone in the car will pick a song and then you find the antithesis of the song. So you have to change the vibe completely. The whole point is it should not flow well. Everyone's laughing the whole time at how different the song we love an awful flow what was did you have the playlist there's one

example that was so ridiculous i still listen to that i just pulled up the list and it goes jenny from the block jlo the anthem good charlotte the only exception paramore vroom vroom charlie xcx and take me home country roads john den. Like it makes no fucking sense, but it's the best fucking game ever. I forgot to try and do that. Now, Jenna, we've saved you till last. You've been mine and Mitch's trusty third wheel on the show for so long. You've been waiting all this time to do an Idgen, but unfortunately that's all we've got time for today.

Thanks for joining us, guys. No, go on, Jenna. I won't do that to you. Have you got one ready to go? Yeah, I do, actually. How exciting. You ready? Is it just me or...?

Have online stores become really passive-aggressive in terms of if you don't sign up for this? You know how it comes up with a pop-up and it's like 10% off if you sign up to our newsletter and if you don't it's like no I don't want a discount or no I want to pay full price no I don't I don't want to be an insider I enjoy paying put more than I need to yeah it's it's just like um can't you just say close that I I do like discounts so why should I push it if I don't but I don't want to sign up to your newsletter.

Yeah, I noticed the other day I signed up to something and the option to tick the box where it says, I'd like to receive promotional material, you can usually untick that and still sign up. This one said, no, no, it's mandatory to sign up. Don't worry, you can unsubscribe later. No, we can full well I would forget to do that. I'm going to be spammed with bloody Gmails from Priciceline now i hope they just get straight up like just aggressive at one point where it's like

no i'm a stupid fucking cunt and i don't want to take this off i can't remember what website it was but one of them was literally no i don't like fun yes that website? Yes! I can't remember what it was, but fuck, it really hurt my day. Do you know what? We kind of do that, though. Here's a tip from me to you, Abby, as a fellow podcaster. Mitch and I put these really aggressive sweepers in. It's like, don't forget to subscribe on the Apple Podcasts app. If you don't, you're a dickhead.

And it's like, oh, well, I don't want to be a dickhead. It's really worked in our favour. So you should disabuse your listeners, too. Yeah, one of my favourite podcasters just says, I don't want to be a dickhead. It's really worked in our favor. So you should disabuse your listeners too. Yeah. One of my favorite podcasters just says, if you don't watch my new YouTube video, then you hate me and my entire family and you hope that my dogs die. And I'm like,

oh fuck, I better go watch it. Like it's a very extreme, like he'll post, he'll post on Instagram being like, if you don't watch it, you hate me and everyone that I've ever met. And I'm like,

oh fuck. You just got to trigger everyone. My mom noticed actually a while ago on a similar page when i lived at home remember like basic bitch was the worst thing you could ever be called one day i didn't wash the dishes and she was like ashlyn only basic bitches don't wash the dishes and i was like fuck and i like ran into the kitchen and i was like i can't believe that worked and she's british too that would have cut she was like only basic bitches don't do the dishes and i was like oh shit um but on the uh don't do the dishes. And I was like, oh, shit. But on the

unsubscribe thing, there's a new thing in the Gmail app. I don't know how new it is, but I just thought I'd let you know. If you haven't interacted with an opened newsletter or something in a while, it comes up with a little pop-up saying, hey, do you want

to unsubscribe from this fucking thing that you don't like? I want a text option of that on the iPhone where it comes up going, you've muted this group chat seven times this week. Are you sure you want to be friends with these people? Do you want to leave the group and move to Zimbabwe? Yes, I do. I really be out there muting everyone. It's horrible.

I'm the driver of group chats. Oh, really? You're like, hey guys, missed you all. What do you, what do you she's like, love you. What's everyone doing today? And everyone has like nine to fives, like actual fucking jobs, like HR. And they're like, we're working, babe. And I'm like, oh, cool.

I'm just recording a podcast. I'm probably going for a walk or something. And they're like, yeah, okay. Like, all right, babe. We'll talk to you tomorrow when we see you. And I'm like, okay, love you. And I'll send like voice notes, like two minute long voice notes when I'm walking. Are you like me where if no one replies, you'll send some passive aggressive good chat?

Yeah. I'd be like, cheers. Excellent. And everyone's like, we have fucking, we're employed, Abby. I'm like, okay. I was once too. What do you tell people your job is now when they ask? Oh my fucking God.

It's a nightmare because people if i say i'm an influencer people literally will be like i don't know they'll just they'll just be like oh that's nothing so i just say oh i just like work for myself and they're like okay because i like i like write my column if i'm if i'm meeting like an adult i'd be like oh i like i i write a column because that's all i can understand yeah and then if i'm if i'm meeting like an adult i'd be like oh i like i i write a column because that's all i can understand yeah and then if i meet like someone like i have a podcast and i write my column and then if it's someone like that i'm actually friends with like oh i make bank on instagram that's it it's like it depends who i'm talking to because they're all true yeah

it's just i make money from every avenue it's just i don't um i need to pick my audience i don't know how the fuck i'm gonna date like i don't know how the fuck i'm gonna date like i don't know how like if i ever have to date i'm gonna have to talk to people and be like oh what's osha ginsberg like i'm gonna be like i'm not sure is that part of the reason you don't want to go out of iso the fact that you don't want to answer questions like that on dates um no because i am I single? Am I in a relationship? No one knows.

Oh, okay. I know if you were trying to trick me to say no or not, but that actually was – it almost worked. Oh, right, because Bachelor in Paradise hasn't aired yet. Do you know when it's coming to Channel 10? No idea. No idea. It was supposed to be in April and then obviously COVID happened.

Yeah. And then Bachelor – And then The Bachelor stopped filming, which God knows is going to happen there. Like who knows what's going to happen with those girls? Like how are they going to get back into that? Like if I didn't see Matt for like two months and I could have my phone back, I probably would be like, oh, I see a BF going back into that mansion. Like going back into like isolation not seeing your friends and like for a guy that you've forgotten what he looks like like what um and like or or if you liked him

wouldn't you just dm him yeah true like if i got out and matt was like on instagram like hey do you want to go for like a normal date because who knows like the world is ending baby yes like that's a great pickup line right now yeah just anything goes the world is ending babies fucking go for it so do they actually like take your phone off you that would kill me babe babe you have no idea although my memory so you get one phone call every two weeks for 10 minutes oh that's what like jail like no it's worse than jail but but i'm and then you can't and you can't really talk about anything because obviously you can't tell the person what's happening. So you used to be like, I'm good. And you're like crying.

And like, I really like him. I'm good. Mum would be like, is she okay? And I'm like, I can't tell you why I'm not good. But I'm not very good. But it's okay. Jesus. But, yeah, they take your phone.

But my memory got really good in there. Oh. Like supernatural, like elevating above my body good like i could this is fucking crazy by hometowns i could i was writing down word for word conversations that matt and i had because i was driving myself crazy being like what did he mean by that so by hometowns i made an effort to try and remember what he was saying to me and then i got home to the hotel and wrote down our conversations in a notepad it's and i could like and i could like smell if i want if i felt like i needed to smell him that's so weird but i could like if i thought about him i could like smell his cologne like i could like conjure up and memories and i'm like

i was like a superhuman it was crazy you're You're too powerful. That scares me. No, I know. So we all do that if we're in our phones. So we had it inside us all along, but our phones are making us dumb. No, I don't know if they're dumb. It's just like because you have no other stimulus, you're actually listening when people talk, which is so random. Like you're actually like you're there and you have nothing else to think about as well.

So the whole car ride home, you're just thinking about what happened with matt or like you're thinking about what lunch there was like i could like it's crazy and then you get back to your phone and you're like half-assed doing things like half watching a movie whereas like i watched all of netflix in the mansion and i remember everything so well like so so well i'll never watch it again but when i'm out i'm like when i'm out, I'm like, when I'm out? When I'm on the outside, I like will be on my phone, you know? Yeah, the whole thing's pretty fucked. No phone sucks.

So your brain's gone back to normal now, has it? Yeah, it's all mush now. It sucks. I mean, but we had no news either. Like the Christchurch shooting happened when we were in there. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. I don't know why they didn't do one of those Sandra Sully things

where she's like here's what you missed while you were in the big brother house i used to love watching those that would actually have been really interesting although what happened i found out because i saw my sister like after like four weeks she came to a date it was like a best friend but it was my sister and the first thing i said was what's happening in politics it's like um there's been a shooting um oh my god and i was like what's trump done what's trump in politics it's like um there's been a shooting um oh my god and i was like what's trump done what's trump tweeted and she was like i don't know i didn't come prepared i just i'm happy to see you and i was like i don't care i need some information because

all my conversations in i've realized i realized that in my life that are interesting are about like current events yeah so what the fuck do you talk about for three months when you have no news you're just like i oh, remember that time? Oh, history. Actually, we watched a few historical films. We watched Schindler's List a few times, which was really a big downer on the mood. But, yeah.

One thing you should know about our Jenna here is that she has actually lived multiple lives. She was alive in the 1700s, so she's all about history. She was there through all of it. Yeah, and the Spanish flu. Were you really? there through all of it. Famine, all that. The Spanish flu, really? Yes. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Abby looks excited. Abby, when were you alive? Okay, no. I was alive in the 1700s, but I was actually... Okay, this is twisted. No, go on. I had this thing, this weird thing, where everyone that I meet,

I will imagine them in the 18th century. Really? Everyone that I i see i'll imagine what they would have been and i believe it's because i had a past life in the 18th century i give people full backstories my best friend was a french aristocrat but she was she was bougie but she wasn't like so she got made fun of because she was like kind of povo oh so you've met jenna yes i thought we'd met yes you look yeah we have we have in a park where are you where did you live in the 1700s i'm gonna go were you in english you seem like an english yeah you were english yeah the countryside yeah no i was gonna say northern you were northern

but in like a weird little castle yeah northern in a castle, yeah. This is the coolest thing I've ever experienced. I'm so happy right now. What about us? What were we like? Okay, so I'm not going to lie, guys. I think Mitchell was a bit of a cunt. That's true, he was. I actually – Some things never change, babe. So you were in the south of America, like in Mississippi or something weird.

Oh, what are the accents like there? Oh, I can't even do one without sounding stupid. Wait, was he racist? I bet he was racist. Yeah. No, but like it's actually – I give you full backstories. Like full backstories. Like, for example, I think you two – I think you two were sisters.

Ooh. Oh, God. Is that why they bicker? Stop it. Stop. And I really think you were German sisters. And I think you – oh, no. I think you owned a beer house together and everyone thought you were witches in the town.

Oh, my God. And that's just what I'm getting. Love that. And that's the vibe that I'm getting. Love that. I don't know if I'm a psychic or what. That's good. Sorry you're racist, Mitchell.

That really sucks. No, no, it's not your fault. You lucked out. I think it's actually just the hair that you have in right now, babe. Oh, that implies that I'm somewhat racist? No, I think it's more than that. You're a southern racist. No, no, no, no.

You look like George Washington. Oh, I know what you mean now. I'm with you. Okay. I don't think it's a racist hairdo. You look like an American southerner. You look like an American southerner in the 1700s. Therefore, it confuses my vibes.

Sometimes people need to just like be themselves. And I feel like you're not being so offended. Mitch is so offended. He's like, yeah. Did you have one of these visions about Osher Gunzberg when you first met him? I actually didn't because Osher's, I think Osher has reached Nirvana. Yeah, Osher's a new soul. But I think Osher literally is like elevated above the rest of us.

He's better than all of us. So he literally just like, he's like, it's so weird when you talk to Osher, you're like, oh, you're like, like, he's just so intelligent that you don't feel like you're good enough to talk to him. Have you met Osher? No. I've seen him. He's come in here a few times.

Yeah. He's quite nice. I remember having one of my first jobs in media was being an intern at the ARIA Awards that he was hosting and I had to fetch him a coffee and he was like, oh, thanks, mate. That's going to get me through the night. I was like, oh, he's so charming. Oh my God. He's lovely.

Isn't that lovely of him? Yes, it is. That's so lovely of him. I mean, I am kind of mad at him, though, because he didn't give me any hint that I wasn't going to win The Bachelor, but that's fine. I don't think he's allowed to. Imagine if he just looked at you, like, off camera, just like. Babe, get a grip. He told me I looked really pretty, though, so I guess I'll take it.

Oh, that's nice. That's so nice. I'm enjoying this game, though. Looking back, maybe that was a sign. What about our Prime Minister, Scott Morrison? Does he have a backstory in your mind? The eyes roll. No fucking, I mean, look, speaking of ScoMo,

is anyone else annoyed that he's handling this pandemic well? Yep. Bonus, is it just me? Because everyone's forgotten about the bushfires. Yep. Yeah. Everyone's like, he's the best Prime Minister ever. And I'm like, okay, but we's forgotten about the bushfires? Yeah. Everyone's like, he's the best prime minister ever. And I'm like, okay, but we also went through the bushfires

and he went on a holiday to Hawaii and he's handling this well. Yes. But like well compared to Trump. So it's a whole other thing. I think ScoMo, I think he was a Scottish pig farmer. And I think that he really enjoyed his time on the farm but he was an outcast in society right and that's why in his life now he's trying to um uh be a public figure because he was a lonesome pig farmer previously and it's sad for him

in scotland in like aberdeen or something. Yeah. He was part of a clan. Yeah. Did you ever visit? I did occasionally, but I'm not a fan of him. No. He wasn't nice. No.

No. And I wasn't a fan of the whole pig farming. Did he travel to the countryside at all? Never. No. Never. He wasn't allowed. Never.

Fuck that. He wasn't allowed to go to Narvan. Narvan. That's so weird. I mean, if you'd allowed to go, Narvan. That's so weird. I mean, if you'd like to know, Matt Agnew was in Italy. He was Italian. Oh.

I can see that for him. Yeah, he was a shoemaker. That's hot, kind of. That is hot. Do you guys ever, like, am I the only, I had to ask, when Todd King and I were dating,

we literally went for a walk and I never told anyone this. And I was like, do you like – do you do that thing where you like imagine people in the 18th century? And he was like – he was like, what? And we were like on like a walk and I just casually brought it up because we were like just like having like a nice time. And I was like, yeah, like you know that thing like everyone does this, right?

And he was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, well, like you were like a German aristocrat. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And you thought you were so normal in saying all this nonsense. No, I've thought it since I was little. Like, I'm telling you, everyone that I meet, I imagine them at least in the dress that I imagine them in in the 17th century. Wow. But, like, at least in, like, the outfit.

That's fucking awesome. I don't know. It's demented. And he was like, no, dude, like that's not normal. And I had to come – I asked the group chat. No one replied. Got a shock. Do you know what Jenna and I were talking about on the show recently?

And this was one thing that we thought everyone went through, but apparently not many people at all. Do you sneeze when you look at the sun? Like when you look at the sun, that's a trigger that makes you sneeze. I don't look at the sun often. When the sun catches you. I've made fucking don't be a bitch. When you go outside, right?

I wear directly in. Or like if you feel the urge to sneeze and you look at a light or something. Yeah. Like if I look at a light, yeah, but not every time I'm in the sun. No, not every time. Just like if you go from being – Are you just not sitting at a picnic just nonstop? No, picture this.

Picture this. Right, right, right, go on. I'm in the GP's office. Yep. Naturally not a lot of light in there because it's like indoors. And then you walk out onto the street and then you just go – No, that's just the road dust. That's just you two. i haven't been paying attention to

that um my sneezing habits where i do it what triggers well we got lots of messages of support saying no babe it's not just you we all go through that i i can't wait to see all the messages flooding in saying yeah i mean me too i picture people in the 1800s. Yes. I hope that's the case. But part of me also hopes that it isn't the case so that I know that my psychic ability is real. Yeah. Is it a psychic ability when you're not predicting the future? You're like forecasting the past when no one can prove you wrong?

Okay. Stop coming for me. At the very least. It's like, what have you guys guys do you guys ever watch real housewives of sydney i didn't even know there was no i didn't know there was one season and it was so it was so catty they had to stop filming it because it was so insane like a viral video of some cat fight happening jesus yeah they're insane but athena was one of the women on there and she got this done by like a hip like she got hypnotized and she to to

bring back her past lives and she discovered isn't this awful she discovered that one of the women in the group had was her best friend and um had fucked her wife in a past life in in in the 13th century in japan oh my god yeah it was really hard for her to come to terms with. And she was like, and she realised that's why she didn't like this woman. That was wrong because she had animosity from her past life. Guys, you have to watch it. You must watch Sydney at Real Housewives because it's so funny. That's brilliant.

I mean, I was already hooked when you said it got cancelled because it was too catty. I was like, amazing. I have to watch it. In episode two, one of them throws the other's coat into the into the harbor like we've all had those days because she thought it was ugly but she's like oh what this thing and she goes oh she's can i borrow a doll and then she puts it around her shelf and she goes oops and throws it into the harbor because she thought it was ugly. I'm hooked. I'm hooked already.

I want to do that. It's so weird. Do you know it's taking everything in me right now not to dislike because I know we're recording. Pick up my phone and just start watching it. Oh, my God. You must watch it. No, I'm not bored.

That's like the best thing I've heard in so long. Well, Aishan, that's about all we've got time for. So you can go watch the bloody How Die if you like. It's about time we finish this thing up. Abbey, it's been awesome to have you on the show. Thanks for joining us. Thanks for having me. I put more cheese in my mouth.

She's like, oh, I thought that they were just going to do a tight wrap. She's got a mouth full of cheese. Classic Abby Chatfield. Sorry, guys. I was going to say, hey, where can people find your podcast? Maybe I'll just let them know. It's called It's A Lot. Go search it on the Apple Podcast app or Spotify.

Where can they find your column thing you mentioned? PopSugar. PopSugar. Is that a dry biscuit, Abby? It's a fig and pumpkin seed biscuit with some French brie and prosciutto, and I feel like it was worth me chewing into the mic. But yeah, It's Lot Pod is on Instagram and also on wherever you find your podcasts. Wherever you find your podcasts.

I actually said to you, Talisha, at the start of the show, no eating during the show, but Abby wasn't here for that. I know. Last time I was on this show, Mitchell had snacks out and this time he didn't because I chewed into the mic last time. And when I told her not to, she refused. She's like, no. I always eat and drink during my show and I like, you can always hear like I have to

edit out like wine pouring. I'm like, someone's talking. I'm like, uh-huh. And it's like, that was me pouring a giant glass of red to deal with whatever the fuck we were talking about. Speaking of which, Mitch and I usually record on a Wednesday. I just realised because it's a Friday, Jenna, the bloody work drink fridge is open at the moment.

Oh, Abby, we've got to go, darling. We've got beers to be sculled. Oh, my God. Have fun. Thanks for having me, guys. Absolute pleasure. You're a delight. It was a hoot.

Can't wait to see you on Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, fuck. I'm going to do, I'm going to do, when Bachelor finally airs, I'm going to do recap episodes, but I'm going to get like different people that I like talking to on it. So would you guys come on for a funny recap episode? Yeah, absolutely. You don't have to ask us twice.

It's going to be really funny. Only if you don't edit out the wine pouring, leave it in for our episode. Yeah, absolutely. You don't have to ask us twice. It's going to be really funny. Only if you don't edit out the wine pouring. Leave it in for our episode. Yeah, that could be the opening sound. Yeah, absolutely. But, I mean, Bachelor's kind of COVID derailed my plans. But go enjoy your work trips, guys. We will do.

We will do. We will do. We'll chat to you soon in that case. Looking forward to it. But thanks again for joining us. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thanks for having me. Bye, Joel. All right, Mitch, we'll be to you soon in that case. Looking forward to it. But thanks again for joining us. Bye. Bye. Thanks for having me.

Bye, Joel. All right, Mitch, we'll be back for episode 30 next week. Jenna, you'll be back too. You too. Thanks for hanging out. I'll catch you for the next Schnee, right? Yeah, no fucking worries. Schnee to Committee podcast.

Yeah, finally. A podcast with food. What is this garbage? All right, we'll talk to you next week, guys. Thanks for listening. Bye-bye. Bye now. week guys thanks for listening bye-bye bye now welcome to add brief this is the secret segment on the end we keep it a secret we hope to trick people out of listening even abby fell for it. She's hung up.

She just left Zoom. See you fucking later, Abby. She didn't even get to hang around for the messy bit of the show where we go a bit rogue. That's why we keep it a secret. It's our shame. Why is she so cool? Oh, I forgot to ask her about, because she's from Brisbane. I forgot to ask her if she remembers the

scooter gang that ran amok the streets. Do you know what I'll do? Because she's a fan of a voice message. Let's send her a quick voice message now. Come around here. Yeah. Don't get too close. Social distancing.

Yeah, no, of course. I'll just hold it to you. All right. Hi, thanks again for coming on. We just wanted to send you a really quick voice message. There was one thing that Aislinn forgot to talk to you about while you were on. Aislinn? message, there was one thing that Aislinn forgot to talk to you about while you were on.

Aislinn? I've just recently found out within the last few weeks about the Brisbane scooter gang of the, what was it, thousands of teenage boys. I just wanted to know what your opinion was on that and if you remember that hellfire day. If you were across it, what was your perspective that day? Inspirational. And then we'll leave you alone.

Thanks so much. Inspirational. Inspirational. across it what was your perspective that day inspirational and then we'll leave you alone thanks so much inspirational inspirational as an avid scooterer i i love scootering i commend them oh my god jenna i just forgot that actually i've just gotten in the scooting the scooting club i scoot everywhere now do you oh my god every time i go to my mum's house i scoot home like all the way home yep or it's downhill most of it's downhill it cuts it like way and half usually when i walk from my mum's house to my house it's like a 45 minute walk takes me 20 minutes 20 15 minutes to scoot home now yeah wow brilliant i carry my scooter in the boot of my car just in case i haven't actually used it if not leisurely with you but anyway um jenna yes We've just joined the Scooter Club, like I mentioned,

and I completely forgot that you used to scoot to work every day when we worked at that bloody social media company together. Yes, I did. Every single day. Do you scoot to work now? No, it's too early. I pick her up and drive her. Yeah.

But I do enjoy the leisurely scoot in the afternoon. We should start a gang and get jackets. Imagine us looking stupid as hell in leather jackets and sunglasses. I don't have a scooter. Also, because I posted on Twitter the other day, Jenna, and you commented on it when I was like, who remembers this show? And it was Lil Elvis Jones and the truck stoppers.

My favourite show. It was my favourite show. I forgot it existed for a while until I was scooting with Mitchell and I was laughing. I was like, it's weird that I feel so cool right now because I know I look stupid. And I feel like I'm like Lil Elvis Jones on his scooter. Yes.

Oh, what a show. Well, you know know whenever somebody mentioned Elvis when I was little I thought they were talking about the show yeah I never realized it wasn't a normal name to have because every time I had a friend named Elvis in primary school I'm still friends with him he also had red hair like little Elvis Jones so I had Elvis Presley little Elvis Jones and my friend Elvis so I thought it was like a super common name. So every time I was like, oh, my friend Elvis, everyone was like, you've got a friend named Elvis? And I'm like, is it not like there's lots of Elvises in the world, isn't there? Apparently not. If I had a kid, I'd name him Elvis.

Abby just replied, by the way. Oh, what'd she say? She sent a second voice message that just came through. Good, eh? Good. Expect seven more. Pretty. Thanks for having me, guys.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What? I'm Googling this. The Brisbane Scooter Game. What? Although we do have those green scooters that are really problematic for me. They're just very hard to... Brisbane Scooter Game.

Googling now. Googling now. Holy fuck. Brisbane Scooter Gang. Googling now. Googling now. Holy. Yep. Fuck. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. So, everyone else out of the loop. Brisbane's claim to fame. Like, the second I heard Brisbane, I was like, you're from Brisbane?

Do you remember the scooter riots? Yes. I'm going to look up on YouTube here, the Brisbane Scooter Gang, because it's even funnier hearing these news reporters talking about it in full seriousness when it's just like a bunch of kids. And I don't mean like a bunch as in like a group of 10. There were like, it was like looking at a swarm of ants. There were so many children on fucking scooters. And hearing the news reporters talk about it is so funny.

And when I saw what it was, I was disappointed because our friend Amy, when she said a scooter gang in Brisbane, I legitimately thought that there was like thugs on razor scooters and I was like, what the fuck goes on in Brisbane? And then when I saw it was just like a bunch of teenage boys, like thousands of them, I was like, that's even funnier to be honest. But I actually thought there was like grown men terrorising the people of Brisbane on their razor scooters.

I was like, what the fuck? I love how there were leaders of the gang as well and there were like 16-year-old boys. There were like three of them and they were so proud of themselves. Okay, you ready for this? Yeah. I found a news report about the Brisbane scooter gang back in 2017. A rolling invasion by a squad mounted on scooters.

Hundreds of young riders swarm the Brisbane CBD ignoring the rules, riding on the wrong side of the road, shutting down streets with police in pursuit. Officers intercept the mob at Eagle Street attempting to break them up. The scooter gang resists. Punches are thrown as police wrestle with their underage assailants. The copper, he came up to me, throat punched me and made me go flying back in on that a copper. Arrests were made including Jack Doubt. The Instagram celebrity was a headline act at the event called the Brisbane Street Jam, a

scooter rally through the streets, a call to arms to his 160,000 followers and a rolling riot was born. Joel Dryer, Nine News. How ridiculous is that? I just love when they're listing the things that will go wrong. It was like ignoring the rules. This is worldwide news.

Oh my god, some kids ignored the rules. I know. All I do is ignore the rules. Also, obviously it's not going to happen this year because COVID, but if they do another one next year, I think we should all go. I agree. Should we road trip to Brisbane? And if Abby wants to join in, that's tea.

Once they open the borders, all good. Yeah. Sorry, I'm just looking at my reflection on the cameras. I'm fixing my hair because Abby told me I look like I have racist hair. I don't think that's what she said. You're click baiting her already, Mitchell. I'll send that as a pitch to Daily Mail. look like I have racist hair. I don't think that's what she said. You're clickbaiting her already, Mitchell. I'll send that as a pitch to Daily Mail. Abby said I have racist hair.

Abby accuses gorgeous interviewer of having racist hair. Oh, Jesus Christ. God. So there was something that you mentioned earlier, Aislinn, before Abby joined us. We were chatting about what we might do on the show, which none of that actually happened, by the way. I don't know why we planned it.

That was just chatting with friends and it was good. I loved it. Loved it. So what was the idea that you said that we should do at some point during this podcast? Oh, we have to rate out of Matthew, Mark, Luke or John, like who's the twinkiest or the least twinkiest. I didn't mean that one.

I thought you meant the other one. I was readying my thing. Me too. I thought that's what you meant. We can do syncopine in that. We've got time. Actually, we've run out of time, but we'll do that too. We can do it right now.

What's the other thing? The other thing was the pockets. Oh, my God. That's the good gear. So what was that idea? Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God.

I sound unhinged. Who's the twinkiest in the gospel? Because can I just pre-explain it before I start and say, I think they were all twinks. And I just want to know like who was the least matthew mark luke and john yeah they were all twinks anyway um yeah so my my less insane idea i mean really was i wanted us all to take the lint out of our pockets like not all of it just a good bit of lint um and i want everyone to just pull it out everyone got their heads in there and um just describe the size and shape of the lint.

Can you imagine if I hadn't got Abby to do this? I'm done. I'm actually out of here. Oh, my God. All right. I don't think I have any. I don't really like this. These are my good trackies.

I don't like this bit. Okay, I've got a bit. Oh, that bit's got a bit of paper in it. All right. Mine's got paper in it, too. Okay, so my lint is a dark blue because i'm wearing a denim jacket it is small um and it's i'm not gonna say oval it's it looks like a little grub it's small there's also a hair in it not a long hair a short one but it's not a pube it might be an eyelash

imagine if i had pubes in my pocket that'd be un that'd be. And there's also a tiny bit of paper in it. So yeah, I've got a little dark denim blue bit with an eyelash. Wow, okay. That's my pocket lint. So, my lint. That's big. My lint is it is connected. It's a

lot of small lints connected. Yep. Which is like the world, I think. Fucking hell. But there is two types of lint in here. There is black and then there is like a lighter grey. And I think the lighter grey is like the inside of like a seam. Right.

And it is like a medium-ish size of lint. I feel like it's quite... Is this pants pocket lint? Thisish size of lint. I feel like it's quite... Is this pants pocket lint? This is pants pocket lint. I'm wearing black tracksuit pants that I've been wearing all day because I don't want to change. Fair. I think it's a quite sizable piece of lint and I quite enjoy it.

I would say that mine is a thinking man's Uluru. It's like it's sparse. It's kind of long and flat. It's got like the bumps to it The slopes This is obviously black and not red soil Anyway That's beautiful I think mine's really cute actually

It's very very soft Similar to my jacket obviously Is yours from your jacket? It is Where was yours from? Oh my good trackies Mine's from my bad trackies. Your heat is good trackies. All right, yep. Jenna's from her jacket. Mine's from my bad trackies.

Very, very soft. Like I said, very cute. A bit curly as well. In texture and a bit frizzy. Yeah, yours is very fluffy. Like ours were very condensed. Yours is like loose. It's free.

It's fluffy. That's good. It's very fluffy. I'm actually a big fan. It's really cute. Oh, I just put hand sanitizer on. I've got little cat scratches all over me. You've been fostering new kittens and you've

got bloody scratches all over you. Has Jenna been scratching you? That was one time! I've got scars forever, doll. I hate that though when you put hand sanitizer on like an open wound. So I'm thinking because Mitch is going to

be spewing that he missed out on such beautiful content, I might give him a quick call and see what his lint is about. Oh, go on. You guys should start doing the lint every week. I love that idea. But you need to pay me for it. Yeah, what kind of lint you got? You know that you have a podcast.

Don't be giving out your good ideas. We could do that on Shrini Committee. Oh my God, we have a podcast. Y'all remember podcasts? Yeah, do you remember that podcast that you are on and you came up with the idea yeah it was your idea no don't remember that i love that abby more or less confirmed that she listened to not my cup of tea but has not been on board with the rebrand she's not about the shindig committee you know what that's fine that's fair

okay she didn't remember producer jenna and i i was i was truly inspired by that you're an integral part of the show moves me to then again you weren't actually on it it was your robot voice i did nothing i did nothing and i do nothing for this show so what do you do jenna nothing nothing have i told you guys this story well so when mitch and i when mitch and i were um launching the show i said to her um we were driving at home the three of us together and i said oh so mitch and i were thinking because it'd be good to have an extra pair of hands and also a third voice on the show to bounce off like we could actually bring producer jenna back and she wouldn't just be this robotic response

that we're used to do on is it just on not my cup of tea i should say where is jenna hold on i'll find one the jenna button bar yeah so the jenna back on not my cup of tea of course we used to do on Not My Cup of Tea, I should say. Where is Jenna? Hold on, I'll find one. The Jenna Button Bar? Yeah. Oh, the Jenna Button Bar. Back on Not My Cup of Tea, of course, we used to just, like, come up with dumb – we'd make Jenna respond with these pre-recorded responses that we'd done with her.

So we'd be like, hey, Jenna, are you an absolute downright fool? Yes, that's right. So we said to Jenna, oh, how about you come and be a real producer, Jenna? It'd be good to have an extra pair of hands and also someone to bounce off. And she was like, oh, my God. Yeah, please. Yeah, I'd love it. And we had all these grand plans and then we started and then it was like week two or three.

And I said to Mitch, has she done anything? No. I don't think so. And then even if we asked her to do something, hey, can you do this? Too busy. Just wouldn't do it. And so we were like- I love that energy for you, Jenna.

We tried to fire her, but then we were like, okay, by this point our listeners already adored her. It's really annoying. People leave reviews being like, Jenna's the best one. They're all Jenna on different accounts. If it was me, I would admit that. That's my dream, just being on a show and not doing anything, but they can't get rid of you because everyone loves

you. Well, this was the compromise because I went full Mitchell on that shit and I was like, well, if she's not leaving, then she's not taking credit for our work. So she has to have a new job title, which is why she's now groundskeeper Jenna. Because I don't want people thinking she actually produces anything. She does fuck all. And I'm proud to

admit I do nothing. She just shows up and roasts us on our own show. Yes, that's true. That's so Jenna. We don't even tell her when we're recording now. We just arrive and she's here. She's the lovable antagonist of the group. As an Australian, when I first found out you were in a Gemini,

I was like, I don't see it. But this is such Gemini energy and I respect you for it. Thank you. You just turn up and roast them on their own show? Yes. Fuck, Jenna. Powerful. Someone has to.

You're cool as fuck, dude. Mitch fully answered, by the way. I just could not figure out how to turn him on. There is no phone, Vader. How is that a thing? It's a radio studio. Oh, the Comrex 3. I think that's Jackie's home studio.

What's she up to? It's called Jackie. Not much. Let's ask what kind of linchpin she has in her pocket. Hey, Jackie-o. Hey, we're on the phone with radio DJ Jackie-o. Let's ask what kind of lint she has in her pocket. Hey, Jackie-o. Hey, we're on the phone with radio DJ Jackie-o. What's in your pocket? Describe your lint to us, Jackie.

And then we can ring Amanda Keller. Yeah. We'll get all the radio stuff. There's actually a cardboard cutout of Jackie out there, and it's wearing a jacket. Should I pull some lint out of it? Yes. Yes, go.

All right, I'm just going to sanitize my hands first. Yeah, good stuff. Here, have some sanitizer, mate. Go pull some lint out of someone's pocket. What did you find? What's in the cardboard cutout? Jackie O's lint pocket. In Jackie's pocket, I will say she is just as clear as I thought she was.

There was no lint in Jackie's pocket. What? I know, but I did find. So let's. There was no lint in Jackie's pocket. But. What? I know. But I did find. So let's be real. It's probably not Jackie's. I don't think Jackie leaves her jacket on her cardboard cut out. She hasn't been here in months. Actually, I'll go see. I could probably tell you if it's hers or not. Anyway, in Jackie's jacket

is half a Mentos wrapper. Oh my god. That's from downstairs in reception. A dollar. So I'm going to put that back in. That is fully her jacket. She wears that often. That's actually Jackie's jacket. Alright. She has a dollar. So's from downstairs in reception. A dollar, so I'm going to put that back in. That is fully her jacket. She wears that often. That's actually Jackie's jacket. Alright. She has a dollar, so she's looking for that.

Should we call her and be like, Jackie babe? If she needs this dollar. Do you need this dollar? I don't know, Kitty might want to get some bubble gum or something. And then also, fuck knows what this is, Jackie. That's a hairpin. Oh, it's a hairpin. I thought it was a shiv of some sort What is it? That's a hairpin. Oh, it's a hairpin. Oh, yeah, it's like a munted bobby pin.

A shiv of some sort. I thought it was half a paperclip. I feel bad that it's actually his jacket, actually her jacket. Now, I thought someone just left that there. No, that's actually her. I've gone through Jackie O's things. Jackie of your list thinks I know you love this show. I'm really sorry.

Also, I did sanitise my hands before I touched anything in her pocket. So, like, just... Put Jackie's stuff back in her pocket. I'm freaking out now. I'm putting Jackie's stuff back in her pocket. Go put Jackie's stuff back in her pocket. It's very weird using this studio knowing that Kyle and Jackie also use it because if something's different, I'm always worried that they'll notice. I literally have in my phone notes a to-do list of things to put back the way they were

after every time we record Is It Just Me? And anyone who watches our videos, they might notice that I insist that Jenna use as one of the scabby guest mics. No way am I letting you speak into the beautiful, bedazzled Jackie Nort mic. Oh, I have before, though. Remember? Oh, yeah. That was a whole thing.

I looked back at the video and I was like, Jenna, what the fuck? I would never do that to Amanda Keller's weird wooden mic. A fire hazard. Does Amanda Keller have a wooden mic? Yeah. Yeah. I respect that. It's fucking dope.

Is it cool? Oh, my gosh. She is so cool. I love Amanda Keller. She is. Jackie's mic? Yeah. I respect that. It's fucking dope. Is it cool? Oh my gosh, she's so cool. I love Amanda Keller. She is. Jackie's mic looks a bit scabby. Yeah, I'm not a fan actually. What's wrong with Jackie's mic?

There's fucking rhinestones and shit that have fallen off. Oh yeah, apparently someone actually called through and said, hey guys, just from your videos I can tell Jackie's mic is scabbed up. So I think they're getting it redone actually. They would have to get it redone because that's not good enough for Jackie Norton. I think it would look good if it had a little more pink in there, like some pink and silver. Well, she's never complained about it.

I respect that for Jackie. It's something everyone else. I also made a point of not using the gold mic, FYI. Yeah, no, it was on the alarm when we walked in. I was like, that's no good. You've got to take that off. This is not a good look. If someone from my office saw me using the gold mic,

they'd be like, who do you think you are, you racist little man button thing? I was about to say I should get my own fun, bedazzled mic when we record our show, and I was like, we don't record in a studio anymore. We literally record on our phones in restaurants for the schnitty committee. That's true.

We do. I wish we did. I like the studio. I love the studio. A studio schnitzel it just you wouldn't be able to rate the vibe like we normally do no and plus we take i don't know if i don't know if we've ever spoken about this but we take so long to get ready for the show like we arrive at the studio and it usually takes them two hours of me fucking around making sure the text right us just like we're like a cat that like you know how they kind of get into bed and they just kind of tread their paws around for a bit before actually nestling in?

Like we have to vibe and like sink into the place before we can officially get started. So if we did that with schnitzels, they'd get so cold. Like we could not do that in a studio. Although now with that 1st of June thing, we can probably go to a pub again. Oh, but our episodes come out the first Monday of every month, and I'm pretty sure June 1st is the Monday,

so we've had to have pre-recorded it. No, that's what I mean. I mean, like, the next one will probably be another ISO schnitty. Oh, so one more ISO schnitty. Our next schnitty, we can probably go to a venue again. Fuck. But I mean, like, I'm also – Even though we're technically allowed to go places again,

I'm still trying to, like, not go places. It just seems like the right thing to do. But we can wear masks in the pub. So anyone who hasn't listened to our Shindy Committee podcast by chance, like, how it works is we take turns choosing the venue that we go to. Have you listened, Jenna? Yes, I have.

You have? Good. Alright. You can be a guest one time. Oh, okay. You haven't had guest one time. Oh, okay. You haven't had a guest yet. No, we have not. We were going to. We've had Emily, but she didn't try the parmigiana. She didn't try the parmigiana, so she doesn't fucking count. She doesn't fucking count. She caused a scene.

She did not cause a scene. Emily caused a scene. Anyway, we take turns picking the venue. I'm pretty sure it's my turn to do the next ISO one. And then, Talisha, is it up to you? Yeah, so I'm the first pub back. First venue back. Big call.

Well, that's actually good. That works out well because you guys have both picked a place, right? Yes, we've all done it. So by the end of this, we'll have all done an ISO-tionity. Oh, so you've never chosen a venue. Your first choice was us in ISO. Yeah. Fuck, so you've never chosen a place to go to.

That was terrible. But you gave it the best review ever, you fucking asshole. Mitchell was on top of the world that day. Oh, yeah. 10 out of 10 for everything. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Which is really embarrassing because now the fat chook,

which in hindsight wasn't that good, is now number one on our leaderboard, Jenna. It's embarrassing. Because the hangry bird was so much better than the fat chook, but now the hangry bird's in second place because I was inebriated and thought that the fucking fat chook was amazing. I was like, how then?

The fat chook was no fucking good. It was good, but it was like drunk food. Yeah. It was, yeah. That's probably why it hit so well because we were like, because usually when we record the Schneider Committee, we're in a pub, but we're not like munted. No, I've got to drive. We were drunk when we recorded that one. We were like, oh, when we record the Schneider Committee, we're in a pub, but we're not like munted. No, I've got to drive.

We were drunk when we recorded that one. Oh, yeah, brilliant. Ten out of ten. Guys, this is completely off topic, but I just got a notification and I am very fucking excited about it. So we're talking about how on June 1st, we're allowed 50 people back in a venue. Too many.

So obviously that's nowhere near the amount of a big concert or something like that. But when they do start coming back, Ticketek has just announced that in a global first, we

have partnered with Afterpay. Oh, did you not used to be able to after pay tickets tickets now oh my god we can now after pay tickets oh no in the next in the next couple of months so when um when concerts and stuff are like back up and running we can fucking after pay our tickets i feel like out of everything concerts are the things that make the most sense to need afterpay for. Because there's so many people who can afford to do

that little bit each month. But like, oh my God, when I was trying to buy Harry Styles tickets and they were like almost $200, which I could swing it, but I was also at the same time,

it's like, I'd rather not drop $200. That's brilliant. Brilliant! Un-fucking-believable. I want to go to so many fucking concerts. I've never afterpaid anything, so I don't

trust myself. I mean, other than, like, a car, which isn't, like, actual afterpay, but I'm paying it off, obviously. I've never done anything big. The biggest thing I've ever afterpaid has been, like, the most I've ever had to do is, like, $40 per repay. $40 every two weeks. I've never done

anything big, and I don't think I ever will. Because I'm an idiot. Well, I don't know. I feel like I'm pretty on top of my my finances at the moment I've already paid off a credit card a full credit card me too how good does that feel I've never been a credit card does that imply that there's multiple I yeah well I have two and I've paid off one okay that's good that's that's really good actually it is really fucking good it's such a good feeling I've never been more aroused in my entire life and i got an email the other day saying your account has been closed i'm like oh my god actually i i had that with my travel loan i paid that off but because i and i because i was paying so much in my travel debt i kept getting

caught short with rent every like every month and so I'd end up asking mum and dad for money. So I paid the travel debt, but then from there had to pay the Ian and Jane debt. And I just realised that I think June 15th is my last payment. How fun. And so I'll be debt free as of June 15th. That's beautiful. Except for your car. Yeah, fuck that.

And also Holden. Why did I bother? Oh, yeah. Holden's now shut down. It'll be worth nothing. Bloody hell. I'll be just sent another voice message. Oh, yes. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Holden's now shut down. It'll be worth nothing. Bloody hell. Abby just sent another voice message. Oh, yes.

Let's go. Oh, God. There's so many. Wow. She wasn't kidding. Okay. I'm not going to play those on her. No.

In our own time. That's just for us. Oh, God. Love her. She was great. Yeah. Yeah. She was really good.

Well, she learnt from the best. She used to listen to us for fuck's sake. Oh, Jesus. That's fucking crazy to me, actually. good well she learned from the best she used to listen to us for fuck's sake oh jesus that's fucking crazy to me actually i can't believe that it was that early too like when it was just you two i know who who did that i say no offense but like you know no but not like those weren't good i guessed that on one of them and i was like but also full offense people were actually listening like we we used to like look on our, SoundCloud numbers or whatever the fuck.

And people were actually genuinely listening on SoundCloud. I'm like, I would never. I would never do that. But, like, people did. Like, do you remember we listened to, like, our first episode back? Oh, my God. I recently listened to that one, one too where you listened to it back and you guys are talking so slowly and quietly.

See, it's weird because now that I'm doing this show, I feel like I now talk slower and, like, quieter because I've just, I have to balance out that fucking boofhead Mitchell. Like he's so over the top. And also I'm just way more relaxed because I'm not panelling. Do you remember how I was just always constantly like a little bit panicked whenever we did not make up a tea? Because I was like trying to like, you know, keep it tight and bright.

I was radio. It was like you were always trying to hold a toothpick between your butt cheeks and if you unclench the toothpick would fall out. Like it was almost like as if there was a hidden goal of the show it's like yeah you could do the show but if the toothpick fell out of your butt yeah like the show would be over and it's that's kind of yeah yeah you're trying to like hold it all together yeah i that's not a thing anymore and i was thinking oh my god i was listening to an episode of this and i was thinking oh my god has my voice

finally broken and i was like no i think it's just because I'm calm. Whereas on that one, I was like, yeah, like constantly a little bit high pitch. Anyway, I'm going to call that fucking loser. I bet he won't answer. He never does. I'm so hungry. If he doesn't answer. He'll answer on FaceTime.

You guys are back next week. Oh, is this just not my cup of tea? Yeah. We're back with producer denner you have to do some work we'll steal her oh he sucks he's off the show he's all i'm done as groundskeeper she can make that yep she can make that call i will say now abby has inspired me to be more comfortable with my unhinged rants on Instagram stories. Because when she mentioned

that she did those before and I've seen them, I was like I should do that because I used to do that a lot and I feel like every time I did people would reply and think it was funny and then I stopped doing it because I was like people probably think I'm batshit crazy. Like I'd wake up the next morning and see all the shit I had said and

delete it immediately but it was so therapeutic but fucking let him think you're crazy i think there's worse things i think there's worse things to be thought of yeah no i'm just gonna start going on instagram rants again that's so good i remember i went on one and i deleted it like 10 minutes after i posted it because i was so drunk and i was trying to word it to people I was like well I do this thing when I'm drunk on Instagram where it's like it's not that I don't like you but it's like I'm not the kind of person who like likes and comments on people's pictures it's not that I don't care it's just I have nothing to say and like so if you ever see that I like one of your pictures or comment or like reply to your story just know it's because I'm

drunk and I would never do that if i was sober like i do it to like people i went to high school with all the time yeah who i've never spoken to and i'll be drunk and i reply to the story of like their fucking baby or some shit like oh have you been babe and then like i won't see their reply until the next day where i've like sobered up and i have a headache and i'm like oh I don't give a fuck like I'm not gonna reply to this so is that is that the the rant that you deleted yeah why would you delete that that's relatable everyone does that sounded like a cunt yeah but it's representing the thoughts of many you know most of my some of my most viral videos have been my rants that I just put on Instagram story and then I saved them and posted them as actual videos the Lisa Wilkinson

thing yeah the toenail thing they were all just Instagram story rants I saved them and posted them as actual videos. The Lisa Wilkinson thing, the toenail thing, they were all just Instagram story rants. I think it was less the... It's all the thoughts you're thinking we're not saying. It was less the topics that I was... It was just the way I was wording it. I just sounded like such a fucking dick. You are. Because I made a point of like... Embrace it. Because I don't like, I don't interact with anyone. Even

like if I see a picture of my best friend and she looks fucking beautiful, like I won't like it. No. Because I'm like what's the point? Actually I will, but like i don't comment things on my friend the only kind of person is going to comment going like twin or like oh looks so good fucking like looks great babe second a drop of alcohol enters me i'm there going hey you look so cool lol that was so funny do you want to get lunch you're also like that in real life as well like when um when you're you're drunk as well, you start calling everyone babe. Oh, I get super straight.

Like I reach a certain level of drunk. Yeah. And I'm like, no, babe, like, listen, like it's. I love you, babe. Oh my God, I get so intense. Babe. It's probably because my emotions are so repressed all the time. The second I have any alcohol, like I have some friends who like,

I don't hug. Like I don't see mitchell and go i mean like give me a hug oh but when she's drunk she insists but then other friends like our friend oscar for instance like if i missed mitchell i'd be like oh hey i miss you haven't seen you in a while oscar i messaged him and i was like so sick of this quarantine can't wait for you to be inside of me again i miss you so much oscar's never been inside of me and then he's like me too, babes. We started saying this weird sexual shit to each other.

And I was like, what is this? I can't even set someone I like, but I can message my platonic friend going, can't wait for you to be inside of me again. What the fuck? That's good shit, though. That is good shit. Oscar Villar saying, can't wait for you to be inside of me again. Are you much of a

hugger, Jenna? I don't think you are not really no no I feel like Jenna seems like the person who if like someone was coming in to hug her she'd like do the whole okay yeah I see that just roll with it yeah um because like you wouldn't like offend someone like if someone was coming up to me and like going in for the hug you'd be like oh cool she doesn't like she doesn't like cuddles she just prefers to sit up on the windowsill and lick herself yeah yeah who doesn't i mean i'm kind of flip-flop like i don't like hugs i'm not gonna hug my friends all the time but if i'm dating someone they need to be touching me at all times or i think they hate me i'm like do you want to cuddle i know we just did that for like three hours but do you want to cuddle? I know we just did that for like three hours, but do you want to cuddle me some more?

Give me a kiss now. Now. This is why I'm always single. Jesus. I walk around when I'm single. Like, I don't need anyone. I'm such a bad bitch. The second I start liking someone,

I'm the neediest motherfucker on the planet. I'm like, tell me you love me. Again with the wanting what you can't have. I've been so horny all of ISO, but now that things are starting to open up again, I'm like, no. No. Don't want to go on dates. No.

No. God, no. I couldn't imagine that. God, no. I couldn't think of anything worse. Absolutely not. All right, well, we should get out of here, shouldn't we? Yeah, I heard beers earlier.

I did hear that. Is there also cider? I don't like beer. I don't know, hun. I know as much as you do. Or wine. Actually, there probably would be. I don't really know. Something. I don't like beer. I don't know, hun. I know as much as you do. Or wine. Actually, there probably would be. I don't really know.

Something. I'm hunkies. Yeah, we should go. Jenna, lovely to have you here. Thank you for being more loyal than the actual host of the show. Oh, of course. Although you've missed your fair share. God, I'm just such a constant, aren't I?

Miss my fair share? Never. Yeah, you've missed like three or four. No, I have not. You have. No, I have not. It was either episode three or four where you just didn't show up again, claiming to be busy.

No, that was Zumba. That was important Zumba. Jenna has been doing Zumba as long as I have known her. You should know to work around her schedule. Those were important Zumba ones. They were themed. But, Tanisha, the old issue with Jenna still exists in that there was no communication. She never said to us, hey, I have Zumba.

Can we move the show? Yes, I did. No, yeah, you would come on the show while we're recording and go, I've missed Zumba for this, like to guilt trip us. And I'm like, fuck, you didn't suggest an alternate. Anyway. You knew that every Wednesday. You missed episode three or four, one or the other. I can't remember which one.

I don't remember that. And then you missed episode eight. And then you did have a perfectly valid reason. My grandmother died. That was episode 20-something. I can't remember. Why are you holding that over there? You think you just skip over that one and not bring it up?

I said her fair share. I reckon three is a fair amount of shows to miss. I did not. How many shows have you done? I actually missed like fucking two months on Not My Cup of Tea. I reckon three is a fair amount of shows to miss. I did not. How many shows have you done? I actually missed like fucking two months on Not My Cup of Tea. I was busy. Talisha, you've missed like one or two where Aisha and I had to do it. I've never missed one.

I've been all right. I was really bad at school though. Like they, I never went there. Never to that place. Never went. But anyway, I'll be back next week. Jenna will be back next week. The other moron Mitchell will be back next week.

You two are welcome any time. Sorry. I swallowed my water wrong. You were so rude. Mitch really likes you. I like Mitch a lot too. That's why I'm comfortable being a cunt to him even when he's not here. Right.

Okay. Cool. Yeah, right. Dickhead Mitch, if you're fucking listening. Anyway. Fight me in the parking lot. Oh, wait. No, we can't.

Social distancing. Yeah, I don't. He can't catch these hands. What if you have whips? Anyway, sorry. We're getting carried away. Can you get a whip? I would like to see that.

Yeah, exactly. Some whipping. Some whipping. You want me to whip Mitchel? Yes. Mitch Churl. Mitch Churl. Where has this gone?

All right. Episode 30 next week, guys. We'll catch you then. Bye-bye. Bye. See you later.