Is It Just Me? - #36: Kyle Sandilands Scolds Churi

Episode Date: August 23, 2020

In this episode: Kyle Sandilands left a FURIOUS voice message for Mitch (07:07) Dealing with scabby friends (14:52) Churi learning to clean up after himself (20:43) Popcorn Duet Challenge (27:10) Jenna's Junk (29:54) Our "secret segment" ADDebrief (55:05)   Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Hello, I'm Tracey Grimshaw. Welcome to A Parent Affair. Tonight we're coming to you from my bedroom. Some things make more sense than others. Which Australian gymnast won Commodore Games gold in 1990 for his performance on the pommel horse? India. Marcus, grow up.

Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Do you reckon we should include Jenna's name in the opener? How about a compromise? We'll say her name, but it's said in Simlish. Brayley!

Drop a newbie. Perfect. Now here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coon. Oh, it's good to be back. Hello, guys. How are we all? Feeling refreshed. You finally made it, Jenna, for season two.

Yep, I'm here. Season two looks good on us. Yeah, brand new. I feel like when you lose a whole lot of weight and you feel different, you put it all back on in six weeks and then people just don't talk about it again. That's what happened to me during ISO. I just shed those last few pesky centimetres from my waist and then everything shut down, the gyms, and then I started comforting.

You were doing really well. You lost a lot of weight. I know. It's actually kind of depressing. I look back at footage from this fucking podcast in like maybe February, March. Me? Damn. I was Mardi Gras ready.

Yeah, I had one less chin when we started this podcast. Now I've just developed a cousin. It's just grown onwards. It's good to be back, though. Season two is always, like, I think it's the best season of any show, any podcast. It is. We've all been busy during the break, actually.

We've had a lot of stuff happen. You've bloody moved out of home. I have. You've had a mental breakdown. Yes, I did have a brief psychiatric recess from work. What is a psychiatric recess? It just sounds more chic than stress leave. Is there a psychiatric lunch after the recess?

Ridiculous. Psychiatric supper. Psychiatric tea time. I'm very annoyed that you've moved out of home, though, because half of my repertoire was mocking you for still living with mummy and daddy. That was the first thing you said to me like i've got no gear on you now like what the fuck i have to lean on gay jokes and fat jokes for the rest of our friendship i am enjoying the opportunity to act like a know-it-all though because i've moved out of home for like six years

yeah i haven't been with mum and dad for that long and so i'm just like there's all these new things that you're learning that i'm sure you're going to talk about here on the podcast. I'm surprised I'm dressed and deodorized because I don't know what to do. I honestly feel, it hasn't hit me yet as well. I was sitting, literally, I feel like I astral projected last night having a glass of wine at 1am after work. I'm like, where am I? I felt like I had woken up in this random building. My brain wasn't familiar with the space yet.

What a culture shock for you, by the way. Can we just talk about the fact that you've gone from living in Cronulla, which is possibly the most bigoted suburb in Sydney, to Glebe, which I would say is the most lefty, fucking hipster snowflake suburb in Sydney. That's one

extreme to the other. It really is. My house doesn't even have an address. It identifies as a cottage. No, we're 10A, but it's a beautiful place. Jenna, you only moved out of home like a couple of years ago as well, so this is new-ish to you. Yes. It's never-ending.

You're like, I swear to God I emptied that bin yesterday. When you think your chores are done, more chores. Also, do you have to wash tea towels? Yeah. Yes. But why? They just go on the oven and they dry and that's clean. You don't have to soap them.

No, it depends. I've got a tea towel rotation system. Really? There's one for the dishes and one for other. So like if you're wiping over the coffee table or whatever. Yeah. Because you don't want grubby shit or like my cat's fur on your dishes. I've done that and I've rubbed mayonnaise on the coffee table because I was trying to

clean it. Yeah, see, no. You've got to put them in the wash. You have a whole pile. That's what my idjim for the week is. So we'll just put a pin in that and we'll get back to it because there's so many questions. Well, for now, I would like to give you your housewarming present that I got you. Oh, don't do this.

Here you go. No, please don't do it. How nice. Why? Why not? Because you know about the birthday present and the whole thing. The guilt, isn't it? No.

Here's your gift. Must be nice. It's very small. Hey. Sounds like a... It's the essentials. Because the first thing you said to me when you told me you were moving out of home, there was a lot of confusion around the tea towels.

Yeah. Do you have to buy them? Do they come with the house? Yeah. Come with the house. So it's from Australia Post. Into a premium store. Don't mock it.

Oh, Mitch. What is it? It's a tea towel. Like I said, there was a lot of confusion around the tea towel. It's by Kembler Corp. Australian Indigenous Art Series by Jenny Mills. It's got like the tick to say that it's like a certified Indigenous business. Oh, I love that.

Support them. Oh, it's beautiful quality. Oh, that's really nice. I've got one myself too. I feel like it's too beautiful to use. Look at it. Oh, wow. I use it for like, I use it for like, you know, wrapping up an ice pack and stuff.

I don't want to actually dirty it because it's so beautiful artwork. Ready? I'm going to rub it on the microphone and you can hear the thread count. There's a lot of threads. Ready? Sure. Oh, it's thick. Thank you, Mitch.

You're welcome. Add it to your tea towel collection and rotate them like a thing. I only have one. You have one. This can be the wet towel. That's the ones for the dishes. Yeah, this is for the dishes. Now I just feel like an absolute fucking bastard because I bought you a birthday present.

I was so organised. Oh, and Mitch's birthday is in July. I bought you a Chromatica pillow, right? Lady Gaga's merchandise. Yeah. And it got cancelled. She cancelled it. COVID.

Or maybe album sales. I think that album did very well, by the way. Lady Gaga is not worried about album sales. Very odd that she cancelled the cushion sales, but anyway. No, she cancelled the merch being sent. Hayden, my boyfriend, who I moved out with, I don't think we mentioned that. People think I'm living alone.

No, I've got a partner. Is there a new word now that you live together? Is he your de facto? Yeah, well, he was applying for Centrelink. Poor thing, it made it redundant just as we moved out. We were literally cutting the cake on the celebratory. Yeah, we moved out. Oh, my God.

Got a phone call. It's done. Fucking 2020. Horrendous. So, yeah, 2020's really fucked us over. So he's lost his job. And, yeah, he went on Centrelink payments, as anyone would. And they were like, single or partnered or de facto.

I'm like, what do we do? Turns out you don't get much money for being partnered. So we had to do de facto. We had to. What's the difference? Does that mean you live with them? De turns out you don't get much money for being partnered. So we had to do de facto. We had to. What's the difference? Does that mean you live with them? De facto means you've lived with each other for six months and you have shared assets. Yeah.

So we bought the fridge together and the TV and all the stuff. We literally went 50-50 in. Are you going to share that tea towel with him? This is my fucking indigenous tea towel. Nope. This is mine. So your birthday present is on the way. Okay.

And I will deliver it to you on the cloud very soon. Great. Can't wait. Also, people are probably listening and going, love Mitch, love Mitch, love Managadoobi. Where is Rikki Lee Coulter? Oh, yeah. We did say that Rikki Lee was going to guest host our first episode back for season two. She's going to be with us next week instead.

Yeah, next week. I can't wait. It's going to be great. But hey, lovely to be with us next week instead. Yeah, next week. I can't wait. It's going to be great. But hey, lovely to be back. Yeah. Did anyone tell you that your name came up on Kyle and Jackie O the other day? Oh, my God. No, see, here's the thing.

I got maybe 20 DMs from people who obviously, because I do the night show, they listen to the breakfast show and fans sort of cross paths. I got 20 messages. Oh, you're in trouble. So, you know, yeah, you're not in Kyle's good books at the moment. Obviously, you share the studio here at Kiss and he's been coming in and he's not happy with the state you're leaving

the studio in. This has come up before. Yeah. The state you leave the Kiss FM studios in after you're done at night. Remember the Uber Eats bags and the receipts? Well, Kyle's got a whole different bone to pick. I've brought the audio with you. You haven't heard it, right? No, I haven't heard it. But I just want to say I'm not a grub. I'm in the studio at night and I finish at midnight

and he's literally in six hours later. And I try to clean as much as I can because I want to be respectful. You clearly don't. Oh, no. Did I leave more food? No, but this is literally how the Kyle and Jackie O show started. He was angry from the first few seconds onwards because of you. Oh my God.

Here's what happened. Good morning, everyone. Hi, guys. Good morning. Hello. How are you guys? Hey, Jack. Hey, guys.

Hey, hang on. This is starting to get a bit much. Who owns all these little fragments of fingernails that are spat out all over this console? Who owns all these little fragments of fingernails that are spat out all over this console? Who owns this? It's cash cock. Dirty cash cock. Big Mitch.

Big Mitch at night. Mitch till midnight. I tell you what, he'll be arseholed in the Gordie studio if I see one more nail bitten off and spat on this desk. It's disgusting. He's got a nervous disorder, obviously, with chewing his nails. By the way, if you're a nail chewer, everyone knows you've got a mental problem.

Oh. What? Really? And when you go, oh, when someone says that, they also know you've got a mental problem. What do you mean? God, look at, Adam, look at all these nails. How many are there?

You see, there's thousands of them. Little spat out little bits of nail. Look over there. On all that shit. What's all that shit over there? Yeah, there's two over there. Disgusting. Guys, stop.

A little nail spat out. No, don't. You know, when I get overtired, I start to feel nauseous. It's like I start vomiting for no reason at all. And you start talking about chewed off fingernails. I really can't this morning. Don't do it to me. What about those mums that, and I've seen,

I don't know whether this is a real mum thing or not, but you see a mum, if a kid's got a cold, they put their mouth over the kid's mouth. Wow, she really didn't want to hear that. She's gone. So you've pissed off Kyle. You've made Jackie ill. The only thing I feel bad about is making poor Jackie O,

star of the Mars Singer, vomit on the air. Show us your nails. No, because they look like little nubs. No, they don't. They look like when a cat has mange and it loses all its hair. Now, it's one thing to be called out on air for this, but just so you know, I also asked Kyle to record a private message for you here on the podcast.

No, did you really? I did. It's over there on your little wall. It's called Nail Clippings 2. I think you'll find it over there. This is just for you, Kyle. It's for 57 seconds. This isn't a message.

This is a manifesto. Fuck, okay. I don't even have any more nails message. This is a manifesto. Fuck. Okay. I don't even have any more nails to bite. That's how small they are. Okay, here we go. Playing Nail Bite 2. Hey, Mitch. It's Kyle here. Hey. I know that I've been taking

the piss out of you on the radio about leaving little bits of fingernail all over the radio console and all the computer, but it's fucking getting out of control. I mean, there's hundreds of them. Every time I move a button or hit a keyboard button, out pops a fingernail out of the, it's just too much. Start spitting them into the bin or collect them in a bit of scrap of paper

because it's too disgusting for me to have to deal with. And I do love you, but I will not put up with fucking fragments of fingernail everywhere. Do you even have any fingernails left? It'll be bits of skin spat all over the desk. It's just disgusting. Love you, brother, but fuck, pull your shit together. And you've got beautiful manicured nails. That's the key to your success. This And you've got beautiful manicured nails. Isn't it cool?

That's the key to your success. This is what a person should be looking like. Oh my God. So you basically just dobbed yourself in there because you literally just said to me, I've got no nails left. I don't. Have a look at them, Reddy. Don't laugh.

I get very self-conscious. Oh, come on. Says you when I'm here. God, the two of us have severe nail problems. Oh, you're on opposite ends of the spectrum. Jenna's got cat claws. Yeah, you've got to give me some of yours. Diagnosed.

Here we go, okay? They're not that bad. Oh, my God. What? How? What do you mean? They look like, does it, like, hurt you to, like, put any pressure on your hands? Yeah, I can't.

No, it doesn't. No, no, no. I just can't open any cans. Oh. Oh. What do you mean? Are they actually bad? I used to have a really bad nail biting habit and that reminds me of that.

I'm like, oh, it looks painful. How do I shake it? Do you know what? Yeah. I'm going to sound insane, particularly because I've just come off a psychiatric recess. You always have sounded insane, sir. I stopped chewing my nails because I got a three pack of stress balls. Oh. I stopped chewing my nails because I got a three pack of stress balls. And now whenever I'm feeling fidgety, for example, in the car, at my desk.

Yeah. Just, yeah, just do that. And it's great for the hand strength because in this day and age, everyone's on their phones. They're not handwriting as much. So stress balls. That was actually one of my idioms, but I've just fucking blown a load here. That's fine. That was my discovery during the break.

I was like, stress balls are dope, guys. I need to tell everyone. I'm glad that made the jump, because this doesn't actually hold a tone for a segment. Okay, I also have tried that nail-off in the past. You get used to the taste. You get used to the taste. At the end of my, oh, this kind of tastes like an Amaretto Sour. I thought I was having a cocktail. This is like an Aperol. I was like...

You know what? I like that he was very sweet, and he obviously cares for me, which I like. Yes, he says, I love you, but fuck. He's at the end of his tether, isn't he? I mean, I would be too if there were clippings all over the bloody desk. Can I show you? Disgusting. Because we're going on for so long.

But we're in the same studio that I do my show. Kyle and Jackie do their studio. Did you see this? What is it? I have to drive to Bunnings Warehouse hardware store and buy this. What is it? It's air in a can. So at the end of every show, I do this. What is it? It's air in a can. So at the end of every show

I do this, ready? I stand up and I go and I spray the keyboard buttons and every fader on the desk to get rid of all the fragments of nail. But where do they go after that? Where do you spray them to?

Oh, into the air con machine. Oh, no wonder he keeps finding them scattered everywhere. Maybe that's the problem. That makes no sense. How about a vacuum? Have you heard of that? Yeah, I'm just redistributing them. Yeah, that makes no sense. That's like just you know, getting a vacuum, sucking everything

up and then blowing it back out again. I swear, that's not cleaning. I've just made them snow from the sky. Kyle's doing a show and one lands on the tip of his nose like a snowflake. Oh, that's foul. I promise, here's my vow. You can play this back to me if I ever get in trouble on KJ again. I will be actively aware of my nail putting.

So you should be. Your boyfriend is in need of clean up after you in this studio. It's on you. Well, we need to start the show. That was a mini intervention. That's right. Grub. We are doing Jenna's Junk.

Actually, we should say that, shouldn't we? Because you're mentioning your shit idjim. We've got a lot of idjims from the break and some of them aren't great. So they go in Jenna's Junk and then she reads them out to us. So new listeners, we start the show the same way every week with an Is It Just Me. We call them idjims. Idjims, it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I will be the gentleman.

And because you, you know, had your psychiatric recess, I don't want to trigger you. I'll play with my tea towel. And why don't you kick us off with the first idjim of season two? I will. By the way, jokes aside, I'm feeling good. I'm not want to trigger you. I'll play with my tea towel and why don't you kick us off with the first digim of season two. I will. By the way, jokes aside, I'm feeling good. I'm not as psycho as I was. That's just jokes. We love you and we're glad you're healthy. Here we go. Is it just me

or... Do you hate asking your friends for petrol money? Oh my god. You can give them a list somewhere. That's the worst. Not as much anymore. Now that I'm making money and I'm not know clawing at the bank like it's fine i feel i feel like i'm doing them a favor but back in high school days oh yeah all the time were you that friend that was like one of the only ones with a car yeah i was and i got my car early because i was like 18 one of the first people to turn 18 yeah so i had a car i had my peas i was like

driving everyone everywhere constantly constantly. I don't mind driving people places. I have a lot of friends without a license or a car or whatever and if it's like, I don't know, let's go to Kmart, it's fine. I'm not going to make a big deal. But when it's like a road trip or a big thing, I think it's a courtesy to just slip

them some cash or transfer them some money but what I hate is being asked to name an amount, like how much do I owe you for petrol? Because then it just feels so clinical and it's like I'm invoicing them, like $20, $50. Also, I don't know. I actually don't know.

It's just however much you feel is, you know, required. If it's a $10 or if it's a $30, whatever. I just think it's courtesy to just pay the friend, which brings me to this little rat to my left. Oh, for goodness sake. Our third wheel, Jenna. I thought it was going to be me for a second. I'm like, I shall pay you as much as you want. You're not to my left.

I couldn't work it out. Jenna, you bitch. So it's obviously no secret that Jenna is well off. Oh, yeah. She's a wealthy friend. Lives in a Meritan suite service department. She's the heir to British heritage, you know, considering she was part. She's a wealthy friend. Lives in a Meritan suite service department. Absolutely. I mean, she's the heir to British heritage, you know,

considering she was part of it. It's not service departments. Right. It's a normal unit. And because we've had time off from the podcast recently, I've been doing a lot of, you know, weekends away and road trips and stuff. You have, yeah. It's been great.

And so we went to Berrima. Lovely. Lovely place. And that's just like not too far away. But I personally think it's far enough away that you might offer to pay. But hold on. Who volunteered to drive? Because Jenna, you can also drive, can't you?

But you don't have a car. I was taking a bunch of people that don't have cars. Right. Okay. So it was basically no option. Yeah. Now, did these other people offer or give you money? Yes.

Everyone except the rich friend has paid me back for that. You know what? The richest people always have the smallest pockets. They're always so fucking tight. First of all, I'm not rich. Secondly, okay, I don't know how much fuel is. How much is petrol? I have no idea.

That's why I asked you. Here's your common sense. I offer a 20, for God's sake. That's the thing, right? I thought it was either 20 or is it 100? Definitely not 100. It wasn't that far. So, Jenny, you went through some anxiety over this.

Oh, I did. So did you think about doing it? No, she asked me how much. Right. And I was like, I don't want to answer that. I hate sending a price because it's not like, hello, I'm Mitchell. I'm happy to do you a favour. Please.

It comes at a price. Yeah. This is my rate. Like, no. You feel like a bastard if it's too high, then she's awkward, and if it's too low, you feel too generous. Well, because she doesn't know about fuel prices,

she might be inclined to think that I'm ripping her off. If I say $30, she'll be like, wouldn't it be worth it? I just hate it. I hate it. No, that's incorrect. Did you end up getting money from her? No. I'm still waiting for the answer.

We'll get your wallet out. I don't have it in here, but yes. And, you know, it was a traumatic event. Oh, calm down. It wasn't traumatic. It was. It was traumatic. Is he a bad driver?

Actually, you're a good driver. We've had road trips before. It was the weekend that I had the run in. Oh, dear. I wouldn't call it a car accident. I would. You had a bingle. It was a car accident. Oh, the Astra. There't call it a car accident. I would. You had a bingle. It was a car accident.

Oh, the Astra. There was a collision. Yeah. I was driving on a highway in Greenacre. Yeah. And then this guy didn't check his blind spot, just merged into me. So it was a nudge at best, Jenna. And she was like, oh!

But my actual reaction was, are you right? It was nothing. It was so scary. Yeah, but so you're saying you weren't at fault at all? No, 100%. And he actually did me a favour because I'd done damage myself on the right-hand side of my car, which he then bumped into. So insurance paid for this giant scratch that I'd done myself

and was saving up for. Oh, I've seen that one, yeah. The quote was like $900. So I just saved $900 because some clown side swore at me. It was great. Jenna though. I'm traumatised. I'm so traumatised I'm not going to pay for your petrol. You saved $900.

I went to the psychiatrist and I went through this. It was nothing, Jenna. Did it knock you off the road though? Did you swerve a bit? No. Barely. Really? Aggressively, yes. You're in your own zone when you drive. You listen to your music, did you swerve a bit? No. Yes. Barely. Really? Aggressively, yes. No. You're in your own zone when you drive.

You listen to your music. No, we were having a great catch-up. I'm pretty sure I kept going with my story as I was pulling over. I was like, anyway, what was I saying, Jenna? I can just picture it. This is what it would have been like. You would have been like... Do I turn left here?

Anyway, and then I said, the dog fell into the shit pit. You've told me this story. That's not what happened. No, because I didn't react like that. No, that was Jenna. You would have screamed. You're cool, calm, collected. Listening to fucking Kesha Prane.

Was that the first song you could find on the system? Yeah, it's the only song I could think of. It was so scary. Anyway, I just don't like... I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. It wasn't scary. Grow up. Shut up! It was so scary. Anyway, I just don't like... I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. It wasn't scary. Grow up. Shut up!

It was scary! As a driver, you get used to these accidents. I mean, I've hit people before. You just bump them. You get used to it. I know, but, you know, back in the 20s, it was traumatic with the horse and carriage. Yeah, she had a horse-drawn car overturned. Ran over your triplets.

It was awful. I don't want to talk about it. And that was on Bastille Day as well. That was a terrible week for you. Don't remind me. Anyway, pay up when you're ready, darling. Tell me how much! Use your brain!

Deal with this off the air, you two. Christ almighty. I'm not Dr Phil. You don't come here and want me to mediate. Sorry, darling. What's yours? I'm ready to go. Here we are.

Is it just me, or...? mediate. Sorry, darling. What's yours? I'm ready to go. Here we are. Is it just me or Do toilets get dirty really, really quickly? Like instantly? I don't know what's going on in your toilet, but no, not instantly. Not after a bowel movement, but like after

you clean it, there's piss in the screws. A little caroma, there's piss in the screws. A little caroma, there's piss all over it. What do you mean in the screws? You know how there's, like, they screw the toilet lid on and you have to open the hinges, open the lid up and down. We've got two little matte black screws just to screw it in. I feel like perhaps there's an issue of aim going on here if there's piss on the screws.

Maybe. I get home at midnight, it's very dark, I don't like to turn the lights on to annoy Hayden. Do you stand up when you wee? Oh, God, yeah. I don't sit. I always sit. I mean, that's why I've never had that problem.

What do you mean you always sit? I always sit. I have never sat to wee in my whole life. Oh, God. I just love a good sit. Any opportunity. But why do you do it? I just prefer it.

And at this point, it's just a habit. If you've got to bend down once, you can just stand up and do it. It's so much easier. Is it, though? Really? Think about how much energy you can just stand up and do it. It's so much easier. Is it, though? Really? Think about how much energy you're using remaining upright. Very true, and that's low demand for me at the moment. Jenna, how do you stand?

Yes. Imagine that. What a sight. Like a horse. Why do we have to pay you to do that, Jenna, to be standing up just to prove that it can be done? And I want to give you a Pyrex milk jug, and I want to see how many millilitres you get in the jug. No, we don't need to know that. No, we don't.

No, that's going too far. Also, wouldn't it flail out like the Bellagio Fountains in Las Vegas? Yeah. It goes on an angle, doesn't it? Like a broken hose. It depends. Sometimes the stream is quite ferocious from a woman. Yeah.

Well, yeah, don't you? Don't you? You fucking better believe it. I grew up with sisters. There's piss everywhere. Do your sisters not flush the toilet? I've seen a video on Facebook of a woman pissing standing up. And there is, like, you can kind of, I don't know, rearrange the position of the moot before you, yeah.

It would spray everywhere if you just kind of stood there, no hand. But if you kind of, you know, do a little bit of a pelvic lift. Yeah, kegel. Keel. What's it called? Keel. Kegel. No, that's not what I'm talking about.

Oh. Anyway. You could also rearrange. Do you ever pee standing up? When I was younger, I used to try it. Oh. You know. Okay.

Anyway. Didn't expect that. You're having issues cleaning the toilet? I'm having issues cleaning the toilet. Wow, that's a visceral image. I know why. It's because you've just moved into this new place. Yes.

And you've moved in and it's like spotless and you're trying to maintain that. You'll get over that real quick. You have to clean windows, right? Mm-hmm. How do you clean a fucking window? Windex and newspaper. I've got possum paws on my skylight. I was lying on the couch.

I'm like, Hayden! Yeah, mate? There's been a dog on the roof! Of course you have a skylight in your terrace. We've got three. They heat it up like there's no tomorrow. Everyone was talking about it and they kind of, oh, it's got a beautiful, what's that called again?

Not like, it's like the way that your house faces. What? Perception. Oh, God. We have to edit this out. I'm not editing anything. Like it faces fucking east. Right. Okay. So have to edit this out. I'm not editing anything. Like, his face is fucking east. Right, okay.

So we get the sun right in the morning. Anyway, the bedroom heats up like a German sauna. I wake up, absolute pit moistness. Oh, no air con, right? No air con, yeah. And because you work late nights, you're getting up at like 11. That's a lot of sun. You've been baking for a while by the time you get up.

You should have seen me open the blinds in the morning. There's a little... Oh, God. You did say blinds normally. Did I? have seen me open the blinds in the morning. There's a little, oh God. You did say blinds normally. Did I? Oh my God. Blinds in the morning. Instead of blinds. Maybe coming out of a laugh.

Blinds normally. Blinds. Anyway. They're metal beads, right? And I literally had to go and open them like this because they were boiling hot. Oh my God. Yeah. Also, the thing is, I didn't realise that you had to vacuum tiles.

What? What did you think happened you had to vacuum tiles. What? Really? What did you think happened? You just vacuumed. I just thought you vacuumed carpet. I didn't think tiles needed to be vacuumed. They're tiles. Yeah, but they have to be cleaned.

Yeah, but didn't you mop them? You would want to vacuum then mop them. That's too much time. Because there's obviously going to be grit on the surface, and if you run over that with a mop, you're just going to spread it around. I stood on a sun-dried tomato the other morning, and it scared the living daylights out of me. I just must have left it on the ground.

I thought normally my mum would pick that up. I have to do my own washing. What the fuck is a small? Hayden's like, should we do the smalls? I was like, what? Which means undies and socks. Your smalls still aren't smalls, Alan. You can follow the show online. just search Couple of Mitches.

If you don't, you're a dickhead. Oh, I love all these things that you're learning moving out of home. It's going to be so great. It's tough. I have to cook dinner every night? It's never ending, isn't it? No, really, it's relentless. It keeps me up at night.

Just when I've sorted one meal, oh, a few hours have passed. Fuck another one. I know. I've started tailoring my mornings to just have breakfast and lunch in one meal just so I may have a really big meal so I don't have to cook twice. Nice, okay. It's hell on earth. Anyway, it's lovely, though.

I'm enjoying the freedom. We're going to be able to unpack all this on the podcast. It's going to be a hoot. Yeah, it'll be fun. I can't wait. All these things that are still new to you, even though you're a fully grown adult. I'm only 24. That's young enough to go through this for the first time.

Yeah, I suppose. That's true. But this is funny to me because it's been years. My mum moved out when she got married. She got engaged and was still living at home. And then the day before the wedding, she packed everything up, had the wedding and then moved out. Yeah, wow.

What did you do with your first marriage to Baron Lord Skisworth? Well, unfortunately, he passed away, as you know. He got struck by lightning. Yeah, that was terrible. Was this in your first life, second life, third life? This was my first. Yeah. My second, I didn't marry.

No, because you were just a gypsy. Yeah. Yeah. And you travelled. Where was it? Wigham? Yeah, Wigham in the Alps. Yeah. Anyway, at Couple of Minutes, it's where you can find us on TikTok.

That's a new thing for season two. We're now on TikTok and we have more followers there than any other platform in a very short amount of time. Bizarre. One of the comments on there was like, oh, my God, he's on talk radio. It makes total sense, actually, because our audience are young adults, people our age, and that's where they are.

They're on TikTok. No wonder there's no one on fucking Facebook. Also, we mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, season one. TikTok is just full of gay kids, right? And that's all this podcast is. It depends what tribe you find yourself within, because my 4U page has none of that dancing gay rubbish.

I get a lot of thrusting. That's all my TikTok is yeah young people thrusting go show me your id please because i don't know if i should be watching this have you seen that challenge that's been trending recently it's called popcorn duets no but i have popcorn chicken at kfc fucking mother popcorn duets i've always wanted to try one remember our last episode of season one you got shitty because i didn't try duet yes maybe now's my time. That was Hamilton. So you've not heard of these? No.

Is this the acting challenge? Acting class? No, it's where someone sings a song. Yeah. And they call it a popcorn duet because they sing every second word and you have to fill in the blank. And so it ends up sounding like back and forth. You know what I mean?

Like popping popcorn. I suppose. But it actually looks really difficult. Let's do it. I'm in. Do we get to pick the song? Okay, so there's a bunch. It's like trending on TikTok at the moment.

It's not on my For You page. I'm not talking about the For You page. I'm talking about the trending section. I don't go on that. Go back to WSFM. Okay, I will. Boomer. Yeah, I know.

I've had six lives. Where's a good one? Where's a good one? Can I do one? Look for one. I found one. You can do what you like. I've had six lives. We're the good one. We're the good one. Can I do one? Look for one. I found it. You can do what you like. Here we go.

Okay. One, two, three. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Romance. Ooh. Ra. Ha. Ro. Ro. Ga. Na. La. Want. Bad.

Fuck this. You missed a few there. I feel like Harrison Craig on The Voice in 09. What stuttering. Stuttering all over the place. That's so rude. That's not. I met him at the Logies. Get it off.

Let me find a good one. I didn't like that one. Ga. Ga. You know what it sounds like? You know when you cry and you have such a hysterical moment you go i don't want mom oh yeah i apologize to me that was the most freaky thing trying to like breathe through that where's another good one can i do one yeah i me. Can I do one? Yeah, go for it. I don't know what this song is. It's fine.

Go on. 19. Killing. And. No, you're way off. Confess. No. How am I off?

Jenna, that's terrible. I've got to. You were singing your word at the same time as they were singing theirs. No, I wasn't. Jenna, you were behind. No. Ready? No. I'm going to try. You were that cheap popcorn from the same time as they were singing theirs. No, I wasn't. Jenna, you were behind. No. Ready? No.

I'm going to try. You were that cheap popcorn from Audi, not Pop and Roll. One, two, three, and. My lovely. My car is still in me. And I'm. My car is. I'm.

You call me. Still in me. I did it. You nailed it. Why did we film that? Fuck. Were we not filming? Oh, the studio cameras. Yeah. Hello, TikTok. I did it! He nailed it! Why did we film that? Fuck! Were we not filming? Oh, the studio cameras.

Hello TikTok. I did it. This is how it works. All right, let's bring back an old-timey classic. Let's take a peek at Jenna's Junk, shall we? This is where all our worst ideas come back to the surface. Mitch and I are thinking of an Is It Just-just-me we want to talk about, and then we think, nah, that won't really go anywhere.

Over the break, Jenna's junk has been unmaintained. It's been unkept. By all accounts, Jenna's junk is bursting at the seams of late. Yeah, I think so. There's no lid on it anymore. It's absolutely stuffed to the brim. It really is. And that's just how she likes it, isn't it, Jenna?

There's so much junk in my trunk. How does it feel? Oh, it's full. Yeah, you might have to start standing up again like when you were a kid. You always ruin it. Why don't you... Always make it too literal. Why don't you dive in, Jenna, and be careful with those cat nails of yours.

Okay, let's have a look. What have we got? Let's go. What shitty ideas? This one. Yeah, yeah. Do you look. What do we got? Let's go. What shitty ideas? This one. Yeah, yeah. Do you wonder what makes a grammar school a grammar school? You idiot, that's you.

You know? I've always wondered. You see Sydney girls' grammar. Do they just put an extra emphasis on grammar when they're in English? They're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Don't forget the apostrophe. And it makes the, what is it, a conjunction or whatever. What are these words?

I can't remember. What is grammar? Is that right? No, grammar is like, yeah, your, your, your, you are, those ones, right? Where, where, when, whether, whether, whether, all those ones. So do grammar schools just put extra emphasis on shit like that? Well, I don't know. I'd imagine so. Like what makes a grammar school a grammar school?

This would be the test. Welcome, Mitchell. I'm glad you are testing for Sydney Boys Grammar School. One question. I'd imagine so. Like what makes a grammar school a grammar school? This would be the test. Welcome, Mitchell. I'm glad you are testing for Sydney Boys Grammar School. One question. I before E except after? See? You're in. Like is that what they do?

I don't know. Is that grammar? Jenna, are you out of habit? You should be Googling. Yeah, Google what grammar is. Hey, Siri, what's grammar? Oh, fuck. That's not.

You can't. This is a podcast. Google in silence. In linguistics, grammar is the set of structural rules governing the composition of clauses, phrases, and words in a natural language. Oh, that was actually quite quick. Okay, that doesn't answer the question.

What makes a grammar school a grammar school? Do they put extra... Do they have extra classes on top of English just for grammar? That's really interesting, Jenna. Hey, Siri, what makes grammar a grammar school? Jenna, what are you doing? Google it. Google it.

Are you new to this? Because then we keep talking while you find the answer. Yes, man. Hell, look it up. We can take your name from the opener. It was easy as putting it in. Shut up. Should we ring one?

Yes. Why do you? I don't know. I think we'll get to the bottom of it. You're such a fucking radio guy. Your mind always goes to, should we call them? I think so. I think it's the easiest way to get through it.

I'm going to ring them. Oh, Jenna's not giving me anything. Jenna, here we go. She's got something. Grammar schools are state secondary schools that select their pupils by means of an examination taken by children at age 11. In the mid-19th century, yes, I know this, private schools were established in the Australian colonies to spare the wealthy classes from sending their sons to schools in Britain. These schools took their inspiration from English public schools and often called themselves For what reason?

Often call themselves grammar schools. Why? Because they had the wealthy, right? To set themselves apart from the poor schools. Oh, so everyone at public schools just can't fucking spell. Is that what the insinuation is? Yes. To be honest, I mean, it's not wrong.

So basically, they could just call themselves Sydney Girls Posh School. They could literally call it We Are Better Than You Girls High. Is that really all it means? Many parents prefer grammar schools because generally they offer a greater level of social diversity compared to private schools. Bullshit, they'll all be white.

I completely disagree with that. I agree too. They'll all be white and borders. Exactly right. I think the only way to get to the bottom of it is to call Sydney Grammar School. Really? Yeah, I think we should. Here we go, dialing now. What are you even going to say? I'll say hi. Who do you

think you are? No, don't say that. Just say, what do you call that for? Why are you called that for? Why are you called that for? You used wrong grammar. If you would like to leave a message, please do so after the tone.

Sorry, tunnel! Oh, she's diving back in! We're back here. Okay. I forgot about sorry, tunnel. I haven't. Oh, this is so bad. It's a big one. Is it just me or is all Thai spicy?

I'll claim that. Obviously. Speaking of white. Very true. Really? I had a fish cake the other day and I had to have a glass of milk. Oh, my God. I was like, what are we?

Dad, did you order the? You sure these are fish cakes? Yeah, mate, the fish cakes. I was like, why am I that white? Everything. I mean, I had spring rolls, milk. What? Pad Thai, big glass of.

That's what I was going to say. Pad Thai is the most unspicy thing ever. No, but Pad Thai the other day had little slivers of red chilli on the top to pick them off. All Thai food is always spicy to me. And Hayden and I, we have this joke where my mum, my mum always, whenever we have any sort of Thai food or food that's like not white, not Vegemite on toast, mum will start choking because of the heat. And we had this bit the other day.

We were like, you're right, mum, what did you eat? She went, the fried rice. So whenever she does it, she goes, Michelle, you're right. Did you have some of the water? It's very funny. Wow. But yeah, I just find it all spicy. It's always spicy.

Well, you can't be giving your boyfriend spicy food either, given his role in your sexual partnership. No, no, we don't have roles. We're in Glebe now, and he's not a he, thank you. Neither am I. Not making jokes. I am he, him. As am I.

Jenna? What am I doing? How do. I am he, him. As am I. Jenna? What am I doing? How do you identify? What are your pronouns? She, her. Good. Great. But back in the 1700s, you had to be she.

He can't believe now. He has to ask. I was also it back in the... Sorry, what? We can't say that. Yes. Because you were a haunted doll back in the 1800s, so that explains why you're in it.

Thanks for exposing that. Thanks for getting... Let's move on. Annabelle escaped this week. And Jenna put up an Insta story at the beach. I'm like, well, I know where she is, that's for sure. Down at Bundy. Can I just say, sorry, out of nowhere,

I've become a snorter in the time. I've started snort laughing. I never used to. You know what? That is on my is it just me list. Is it just me or a snorter's fake? It's not real. You know that quirky girl in your school who just wanted

to have a point of difference from Sally the cool one? So when she'd laugh, she'd go. She'd pause her whole being to snort, putting it on. Don't be that person. Or have you just developed it? I don't know if this started happening. Anyway. Maybe it's the weight gain from COVID because the more fat at the back.

I'm just saying. The more fat at the back, you know, hits the glandulars. Okay. Next. What else is in the junk, Jenna? Oh, God. Open it up. She already opened it.

Yeah, but it closed again. I know. It's so weird. I'm trying to open it again. She already opened it. Yeah, but it closed again. I know. It's so reopened. Sorry. It's opening again. It's like a clam. You hear the stainless steel crash. Yeah, it's very strong.

Shut up. Is it just me, or do you always put mayonnaise on the outside of your sandwich? That's me. You put mayonnaise on the outside of your sandwich? Why? I was hoping I'd get this reaction. This isn't strong enough to stand alone. This is a life changer.

It's a hack, a toasty hack. I have a toasted sandwich often. You know how I said I merge breakfast and lunch because I don't want to make two meals? I'll not eat until I'm hungry and then I'll make a massive toasty. Put the mayonnaise on the inside too if you want, but on the outside layers of the toasty, it's got such a high fat content that it crisps up to be like a –

it's perfect, better than butter. Okay, I'm going back into my junk. Okay, go for it. Let's go. Help high fat content that it crisps up to be like a it's perfect better than butter okay i'm going back into my junk okay go for it let's go help yourself go for it jenna why there's no sound what's she doing you don't run over here jenna you go into your junk when i say so this is terrible do you is it just me or do you not remember the last time you sang the national anthem no that's me yep of course it is oh when remember the last time you sang the national anthem? No, that's me. Of course it is. Oh. When was the last time you would have been required to sing Advance Australia Fair?

I don't go to school. I don't go to sporting events. It just doesn't happen in my life anymore. Oh, my God. I sung it the other day at a funeral. What? At a funeral? Yeah, because he was my nan's brother, right?

So like 89. And he was like a real Aussie patriot. You know the generation Aussies like Anzac's really into the heritage of the country. I know them very well. Raised in the Shire. Raised in the Shire. They wanted to play Advanced Australia Fair. You better believe without the Darrell Nation mention.

No Aboriginal verse. Well, I hope you're waving that fucking tea towel at him up in heaven right now. Yeah, fuck you. I sung it. I know that verse better than I know the original. So what, did he have this at the funeral instead of hymns? No, he did it at the very end. We all stood up and we all sung the national anthem

because that's what he would have wanted. Oh, God. Yeah. Then on the way out he insisted everyone yell, Lindsay Chamberlain did it! Isn't it? Is it Lindsay? Yeah, Lindsay Chamberlain.

Lindy? Is it Lindy? Lindy Chamberlain. Lindy? Is it Lindy? Lindy Chamberlain, yeah. She wouldn't go to Sydney Grammar School, would she, with that name? Also, what sort of name is Azaria? It sounds like one of the lines on Lion King. Well, I mean, wasn't that foreshadowing? Azaria!

What did they find? They found a bassinet, right, and the tooth of a dingo, didn't they? They found some mauled garments. They found the Oshkosh bagosh underneath a rock. Yes. A dingo DNA on it. Yeah. This poor dingo had a bloody terry-toweling cloth jumpsuit hanging out of its crack.

It was just feasting on this little child's flesh. And it's like, what is that bloody felt in my mouth? Didn't take the wrapper off. It's like when you bite into a Babybel cheese and you've got that wax shit on the outside. Nothing worse. You've done it, dude. All the time. Or when you get a cheese stringer

and you inhale some of the plastic. I've said this before. I've inhaled the plastic from a Macca's toy in the past. I reckon... We just likened a baby being eaten by a dingo to biting into Babybel cheese. Google Iggy Azalea Chamberlain or whatever the fuck her name is.

It'll all make sense. Let's put ourselves to the test. This is royalty free. Let's see if we can get it. I know the words. I'm just saying I don't remember the last time I was required to sing it.

Remember how you used to sing it at every assembly? Yeah, but I don't reckon I know the words. Can we practice? I feel like you want to. I do. I don't know.

I actually want to put myself to the test. Go on. Jenna used to sing God Save the Queen. This will be hard for her. Yeah, true. Ready?

Should we do it as a popcorn duet? God, yes. Aus. Let's try. Put the backing track on. Okay, here we go. Hold on.

Here we go. Okay. I'll start. Australian. Let us rejoice. For we are young and free. In golden soil and wealth for toil. In home we get by sea.

Oh, this is hot. In land and above in nature's gift. With beauty rich and rare. In his stories page in ever stage advance Australia fair. Oh, no. We had another bit to go. Wow, that was great. I've never thought so much about anything.

Jesus Christ. All the focus in my brain is gone. Yeah, me too. Anyway, what else is in the junk? Yeah. Let's go. It's a nice little break. Do you not know what bulk billing is?

Oh, I don't know. And I'm a bit worried that one day they're all just going to hit me at once. Is that what that means? Like the doctors are going to be like, all right, here's your 2015 to 2020 bills. And I'm like, $500,000. Because I don't pay a cent at the doctor's. No, bulk billing, I believe you pay with your tax, right?

You end up paying in a roundabout way. You never get billed. It's just you end up paying for it in one way or another with your taxes. You pay more to medicare or something you don't ever have to make an actual payment i believe is that right yeah i think it i just say bulk billing at a medical center means that it's free for me yeah yeah and it's like we don't bulk bill and i'm like it's fine i got this and like i remember paying 40 bucks per gp appointment at one point and then i went to one that bulk billed and i was like why aren't they charging me so i

was like secretly worried that they were like putting an IOU $40 per appointment and one day they're just going to be like, here's your account. Would you like to finalise that? And I'm like, fuck. Seven AIDS tests in 2019. Negative all the time. Lucky you.

I should do that actually. Yeah, you should get that tested actually. How often are you meant to get an STI test? Considering you were fucked and bloody restless yesterday, maybe you should. Sorry, we didn't mention that. My business that tested, actually. How often are you meant to get an STI test? Considering you were fucked, buddy, restless yesterday, maybe you should. What? Sorry, we didn't mention that. My business. Okay, sorry.

Sorry, Jenna. What? You had a great night last night. Really? Yeah. Moving on. I can't tell he's in a great mood as he yelled at us once. Either he's just got an inheritance from a dead uncle at the farm or he's been fucked.

And his uncles aren't dead. I just thought it again. Oh, it's real. At least it's genuine. Now, congratulations. You've been yearning for a while. I have not, actually. Who is this person?

Yeah, let's dive into Mitch's junk. No, we do not need to talk about this. This is embarrassing. You are like 12-year-old girls. Oh, my God. He fingered you. That's fucking exciting. Did he finger you?

No. You said it. I'm like children getting excited. That's like your subconscious letting things out. He fingered you, which is a exciting. Did he finger you? No. You said it. He sounded like children getting excited. That's like your subconscious letting things out. He fingered you, which is a nice way to warm up into things. Being fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been fingered by the right person. Goodness me.

Anywho, congrats. Stop it. Stop congrats. No, that's weird. Okay, back into my junk. Yeah. Let's explore. Okay, back into my junk. Yeah. Let's explore. We were still discussing bulk billing.

Yeah, we've finished that. Oh, okay. Look at him. He's glowing. He's radiant. Okay. Oh, gosh. Is it just me or is great energy not a compliment?

Oh, that's me. Oh, you don't think that is? I often get that. That's my, it's often my let down throw. Like when I go, not that I go for jobs, but I've, you know, I've got a manager and I often go for events or gigs or hosting things and they're like, hi Mitch. Oh, that's that Pepsi campaign they wanted you for. I'm like, yeah, they loved you.

They loved you. Great energy, but just not a right fit for the campaign. And I'm like, great energy isn't feedback. Everyone has. Tell me real, like, too much energy because I can pull back. I can be subdued. No, I think it's good, actually. Having great energy?

Yeah, it is. Would you say I have great energy? I would say so. It's not, like, it sometimes teeters on, like, the fakeness, but often you get away with faking enthusiasm when you don't actually mean it. Yeah, I've got to toy that line carefully. Like, but most of the time it is just a natural bubbliness. Have you noticed that I am less enthused with you now than when I first met?

Like, was I putting on a, hey, let's be friends. Oh, do you remember when we first started this podcast and it was like the battle of trying to get you out of radio mode? Oh yeah. You've definitely relaxed a lot more. You definitely swear a lot more too. That's my influence. That is your influence, true.

But you know what? I was actually thinking about this the other day because this is no shade to my other podcast co-hosts on the Schneider Committee. But obviously we're doing this new series, Schneider Committee Escape the City, encouraging people to go and visit regional spots. And we were trying to like put a lot of hype behind it, sound really excited.

And that just mustn't come naturally to them because I was like, and here we are in the Blue Mountains. And they were like, hmm, it's so nice. Whereas if I said that to you, here we are in the Blue Mountains, you'd go, the Blue Mountains! Here we are, home of the three sisters, and I fucked all three, Mitch. I was thinking about it.

I was like, wow, I never noticed that Mitch is such a natural hype man. Every word you say, he'll be like, yeah! I'm a reactor. That's how you've got to know your role. I'm good at making content. That's what we do. That's so funny. Yeah, well, there you go.

Jenna, I think you have good energy too. All three of us have good energy. It's different energy. But I don't think you should be offended by it. Anyway, good energy. Good energy, guys. Is it just me or does everyone talc their thighs? This is me.

I do recall a period in my life where that was required. I feel your pain. Required? Yeah. Has it stopped? Yeah, when I lost weight. It's the real issue though. It is. Especially when you start running

and you're like, fuck, that stings. Yeah. Yes, that's the perfect word. It's like when you pull that little bit of skin off in between your nail, it stings. I don't do that. And if I do, I clean it up. In between my thighs is so sore. Yeah, no, it's good that you talc it, though.

You know what my dad does? What? Because he's actually been losing a lot of weight recently. I think he's up to like 20 kilos or something. Oh, wow. When he first started, oh, I get such ick just thinking about it. He'd vaso in between his legs. He'd be like, Mitch, where's the petroleum jelly?

And he'd pick it up and then he'd fucking stick his hand in it. And then he'd in between his legs and then just walk away in his shorts. And I would just stare at my mother and be like, you poor bitch. Poor thing. You promised to love, honour and obey that clown. Unconditionally. Fucking vasoing your legs to go for a walk. Disgusting.

I'm going to have to get some vasoing between the legs. That could work. Talc dry. You know, I am a sweaty boy. You know, I'm six foot three as well. Do you find the talc effective? The talc absorbs so much moisture that it's gone by midday. I just sweat.

So you want it to be dry? Yeah, I want it to be dry because I chafe with the moisture. You know what I should give you? Yeah. I've still got in my glove box a bottle of dry hands that I used to have to put on before pole dancing to help you grip the pole. Yeah, Natalie Venegas had to do that in primary school.

It literally makes your hands feel like bloody... You've just put superglue all over them. Can you lend me some? I'm not going back to pole anytime soon. You can have it. Thank you. People will think I do pole, but in reality it's for my fat fucking thighs.

Oh, great. All right. Jenna, do you talk? No? No, I've never done that. Give it a go. Yeah, I will. Oh, wait.

Oh. We're done? My junk is empty. Oh. Oh, how exciting. There was a little tidbit in there, but you thought maybe it was not. Only good ideas still to come.

Did that mean? They were actually not that bad. Yes they were, they were terrible. I always liked the junk to be honest. I like my junk. As far as a woman's junk goes that's my favourite. I think that's one of everyone's favourite segments according

to our poll in our Facebook group. They love that and they love Talkback Tinks. Have you heard anything on Talkback recently? I was on Talkback recently. Last night. What? Did we not tell you, Jenna? No.

Oh, my God. Oh, Jenna. Oh, my God. So I was doing my radio show. I finish at midnight. Mitch was climaxing on a bed with a stranger. And... Sorry, can I just...

No, I'm going to tell the story. Right. Okay. Turn the music off. I was up late, which I'm not usually. And I was driving home and I thought, oh, Mitch is awake at this time of night. Were you uncomfortable on the chair? No.

Oh, good. That's a good sign. Dad must have given you some Vaso. Please explain. And it was after midnight. Mitch messaged me and just goes, listen to ABC. I was like, what's going on?

It was like quarter past 12 at night. I was driving home and I just said to Mitch, Mitch was in the car and I'm like, oh, turn the radio on. 702, ABC, now. I was like, okay. And then I put the voice memos on because I was like, I bet he's up to something. We should say this for Talkback Kings, but whatever, I'll play it.

So you'll recognise this caller, Jenna. By the way, the radio host's name is not Trent. It's, what is it? You just confidently called him the wrong name. Phil, it's Phil. Oh, I'll tell you what, Trent, I feel like I've been on hold for months. No one can get it uh the australian professionals from appeared in the silent films

netjun's daughter queen of the sea and venus of the south seas trent that'll have to be uh annette kellerman correct uh all right question number six we're water sports. Do you want to stay there? Well, give me the topics again, Mum. We've got water sports, Egyptian pharaohs, Australian big things, wild winds or orange. Oh, we'll go with Australian big things. It reminds me of me ex-missus. No, no.

Which big fruit is located in the Queensland town of Bowen? Bowen. That would have to be the big, not the big pineapple, not the big mango. Oh, hold on. Sorry, Donald. No. No, you did not. Yeah, I did.

And I was just like, do you do this often? Because I just happened to be awake at that time. I was like, and he was just like, oh, turn on ABC. It wasn't like he did it for me. I do that maybe two to three times a week. Oh, my God. That game is terrible. An hour-long quiz, 25 questions.

You can change the topic at any time. What's the fucking point? No prize. The prize is a fridge magnet that says, I won Australia's greatest quiz at midnight. Have you ever won the fridge magnet? No prize. The prize is a fridge magnet that says I won Australia's greatest quiz at midnight. Have you ever won the fridge magnet? No, but I've gotten to question 24 and I've googled six questions before and it got suspicious.

Oh, well you've got to keep it up. We need that magnet. Do you want to get the magnet? I think we should. Okay. Let's get it. Oh my god. I love a challenge. I google everything. Who the fuck is Annette Kellerman? I challenge you to have that fucking fridge magnet in this studio to show us before the end of 2020.

Okay, I can do that. I'm going to have to time it because I can get to... Like, if you get a question wrong, you're out. So if they're up to question 23, right, all you need to do is get two questions right. That sucks. Why would you fucking bother? Yeah, because if you get all the way, you've done so well,

you get ten questions, and then by the last one, you stumble, you're done. But then, likewise, questions, and then by the last one you stumble, you're done. But then, likewise, you could call in at the last question and just win it, even though everyone else did all the work. I was on hold for a good twenty minutes. That's why I said, Trent? I was on hold for a long while, mate. He didn't even address the fact that you

got his name wrong. No, I called him Trent Tye. Australian water... Australian big things. Like, what a stupid idea! Water sports. What was the next question? What's Magda's surname? Sorry, that was rude.

What feathered animal... Which of current affairs host is... ...is the last name of Chrissy? I think it's Swan. I think it's Swan, Trent. Yeah, correct. Well done. Swan, Trent. I think it's Swan, Trent. Yeah, correct. Well done. Oh, God.

Australian big things. No more. We can't be rude. No, we better not be. Can of Worms was hosted by who? Oh, God. You'll have to do your own Googling. Dicko, famously called Paulini.

You'll have to do your own giggling. Dicko, famously called Paulini. I can think of an Australian big thing from last night, just quietly. Oh, my God! It was there. I couldn't not make the joke. Well done. All right, we are going to get out of here next week. Speaking of big things in the music world, very petite.

Oh, Rikki Lee finally joining us. Long awaited. I can't wait for this. Rikki Lee is, if you don't know who she is, get Googling, because she was on Australian Idol, is that right? That's right. And now she's gone on to her own solo success, also Young Divas. And I'll tell you what, during all my fucking weekends away recently,

all the long road trips I've been doing, I've been singing in the car alone a lot. And there's this one song of hers that I really want to nail. Which one? That good one that you played at last episode. It was, fuck, it's like my favourite song of hers. What's it called? Richie Lee.

Is it Not Too Late? You know that one where she like screams a bit but it sounds good? Oh, yeah. That's really all singing is, isn't it? It's screaming but it sounds good. Oh, got it,'s really all singing is, isn't it? It's screaming, but it sounds good. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Hold on, here it is. It's so easy to forget how we got here.

Cause we are, we are, we are all the same. And it's not too late. See, there's no way I'm ever going to get those high notes. Not God, no. Maybe last night you were, but not... Oh, Mitchell. Can we not? This is not a thing. You did it.

You did the deal. But anyway, Ricky Lee on next week. So you're telling me you can't get bulk bill, but last night... I might make that my intro, actually. I'll be like, oh, do you always try and nail the high notes? So you don't know how to bulk bill? Anyway, thanks for listening, guys. We can't wait to catch you next week.

Ricky Lee will be on with this big show. It's great to be back, everyone. You were going on about bulk billing. We missed you during the break. I'm just so shocked that he can't get bulk billing, but last night he got bulk filled. It's interesting. All right, we'll see you next week.

Wasn't even worth it. Let's enjoy season two. See ya. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. Or follow on Spotify. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end hopefully no one's here it's just us it's a secret should we back ourselves more in season two and just admit that this exists no no no keep it a secret no i mean if we announced it we'd get more live please

and he's ricky like cool to can't wait to be on this is just me show shama got bumped congrats No. I mean, if we announced it, we'd get more live tweets. And it's Ricky Lee Coulter. Can't wait to be on the Is It Just Me show. Shama got bumped. Congrats, Mitch, on being dicked down. That's nice. Don't. Seriously, stop.

This is not funny. Live tweets are back for 2020. Season two. Sorry, the show was on in 2020. Yeah, this is the secret part of the show. You don't have to listen, but we implore you to do it. Yeah, like, obviously, if you tune out now, we get it. Yeah. Because it's not good content.

We don't try. We go rogue. That's the whole point of this segment. Nothing is planned in this segment. No. Nothing's really planned in the main show, for Christ's sake. Let's be real. Do you know what?

I feel like I've entered the, I'm calling it my chaotic era. Yeah. Like, I've come back from my psychiatric recess. Yeah. Being such a highly strung, for want of a better word, anal person. Well, what's that? And now here we are doing the podcast and I'm not stressed and we don't even have a run sheet.

No. Like we don't, we usually have, I'm usually so organised, I have all that stuff to go. Can I just say? I'm in my chaotic year. I'm like, it's a bit of a messy bitch, but I'm okay with it. No, but did anything go wrong? So many things went wrong.

Yeah, but you know what? Who cares? People love it. People want the podcast messy bitch, but I'm okay with it. No, but did anything go wrong? So many things went wrong. Yeah, but you know what? Who cares? People love it. People want the podcast back. They want the nitty gritty. They want the messiness. Nothing worse than a perfect cake.

You almost want a cake that's got too much sugar. You know, you want something. A bit gooey. Yeah, you want it. A bit stale. Yeah, yeah. Just that little bit. Yes, I know.

You want something wrong with it so you know it's real. You know what I mean? No one wants perfection, right? Even Beyonce fucks up. You know, Jay-Z screwed around on her and she had to think about... I'm not saying that our podcasts before this one have been perfection at all, but I'm just saying that I... Yeah, I don't know.

I'm just getting a little bit more relaxed about being unorganised. That's not an invitation for you to fucking slack off, by the way. I would never, because I've invented emails in season two. Now, we could have them last year, but the IP address wasn't in place. Yes, it was! We can get micro... No, it wasn't. Oh, are you reading the emails? The IP address? Yeah.

What's that got to do with your email? We have Mac as well. Plus... Sorry. You've got mail. ADSL to broadband. That's AOL. Is it? I'm pretty sure. Anyway, you can contact us however you want.

You can call us too. Actually, no, the phone lines are down, so you can't get on to us. Are they? Yeah, they're down. Oh, what a shame. Just a joke. They're on. You can call us this year.

We've made the number more succinct. Yeah, it's 013. It's a number. It's the same year. Yeah, but it doesn't feel like it. I feel like the year of the pig, you know what I mean? I feel new. I feel reinvigorated.

Okay. I feel fresh. What are we doing the break? You had your birthday. Jenna wasn't there. Your birthday party, we almost got dubbed on by the police. Remember, we thought the police arrived. We all ran inside and hid.

Yeah, I know. What a bunch of wusses we were doing nothing wrong the cops pulled up i live in a giant apartment complex they could have been there for anyone but we were like yeah they're here for us so entirely nothing they're here to get us get down they were yeah i remember duck now mitch's birthday cake you could have seen it on my insta story and mitchell may have uploaded it but his birthday cake were little frankfurt's what are they what did you call them little kid dick bits oh the little boys little boys little boys yeah i wasn't impressed with that weren't you i thought you were thrilled no my mom picked up on that that was nice so i don't know i've always said it's a big thing of mine that i want a birthday cake. I had one. Yeah. But the whole, all my friends, my disgusting friends, thought it would be funny to make this, like,

packet of little boys, little cocktail frankfits that my mother had brought to be shared at the party. Make them, put them in a bowl, stick candles in them and then sing happy birthday to me and present them to me in that way. And I was like, I want a fucking birthday cake like a normal person yeah and not only that i had to be like okay all right i'll blow out the candles on the frankfurt's whatever they think it's funny i'll go along with it then everyone ate them i didn't even get me frankfurt's my mother was spewing you know what she was like some friends should they ate all

your little boys i bought my little boy little boys and they fucking ate them i was like i know disgraceful i didn't get any little boys. I have one, right? And you know when you get to the bottom of the little boys, because you steam them. If you don't know what they are, they're little cocktail weenies, frankfurt's, little red things with bloody foreskin all over them. I went to the bloody purple Tupperware container that they were in,

and I had the last one that was bathing in the cold water. You know how there's always cold water in the end? Yeah. And it was cold, and it was wet, and the tomato sauce, the water gets in the tomato sauce. You know how there's always cold water in the end? Yeah. And it was cold and it was wet and the tomato sauce, the water gets in the tomato sauce and it was awful. Great night, though. Yeah. I had fun.

It was good. Got to meet Isabella. I'm like, where's Isabella? Turn around, under the lounge. My cat. Someone give her a glass of milk. Poor thing. Oh, God.

But Jenna wasn't there. No, I was having a mental breakdown So I couldn't go But if I did I would have brought a cake It was the guilt No I had a cake They just didn't present it to me I would have presented it to you

And then I was kind of It was a bit of a burden I was stuck with this whole ass cake The next day No one had any They all ate my little boys But no cake Jesus Christ

I feel like I'm listening To an Epstein documentary So you both had psychiatric recesses Did you have a recess? It was just a little supper Hers was a day trip. Yeah, your psychiatric day trip. More a weekend trip, I guess.

Yeah, like a two-day getaway. Yours lasted for longer. Two-day getaway that I bet you didn't pay petrol money for. Yeah, I bet you're right. Are you joking? Stingy little bitch. Your mum drove you, Jenna. What?

You know what? When I had lunch with you in LA, Hayden and I ordered all the food and you got up and left and didn't pay for a thing. What a scab. Are you joking? And the exchange rate in America is horrendous. We didn't eat anything! You had a chip. And you know me, I'm a chip counter.

And the waiter told us to leave. The waiter did tell you to leave, yes. But I would have too, looking at you. you had a Laney shirt on. Shout out. Laney. Your mum's like, we need to get a bus to Beverly Hills. I had a Heim jumper on. It's all the same.

Yeah, they're all just yelling at the end of the day, aren't they? Exactly right. Talking about their breakups, ambiguous sexuality. You're either one or you're the other. Not in Glebe. You can be anything in Glebe. God, I can't believe you're a Glebe guy now. It's so weird.

And I'm a real local. Where I live, right, I've already given the fucking address. I don't want to give out any more. We live on a street that's a terrace, and there's a pub on one corner and a pub on the other. Two different pubs. Hayden and I are like, let's go to the pub one night and get well acquainted with the people. So we walk down. Actually, we're making cocktails, and we go, we need ice.

We go, let's go to the pub. We haven't been yet. So we walk down to the pub, three doors down, and we go, hi, we're at the pub. How we walked down. Actually, we were making cocktails and we go, we need ice. We go, let's go to the pub. We haven't been yet. So we walk down to the pub, three doors down, and we go, hi, we're at the pub. How did you get in? And I'm like, oh no, I've already gone off on a bad foot.

You know me, I love to please people. I was like, oh, I came through the back door that should have been locked. Lucy! Like yells at this young 16-year-old. I go, poor girl. Were you not meant to be in there? Was it closed for COVID or something?

No, they have one entrance because of COVID. But I came in through the back because it was open. Some heroin junkie had fallen out. So I slipped through. You know what you're like in coming through the back. Oh, my dear God. Oh, so you're allowed to make sex jokes about me? Yeah, but yours is so current I can almost smell it on you.

And I walk in. He went, sign in. Scan the QR code. I went, okay. Bing, bong. Bing. Signed in. And then I went, what can I get you QR code. I went, okay. Bing, bong. Bing. Signed in. And then I went, he went, what can I get you?

Want a schnitzel? And I was like, you should do one there, actually, then come back to ours. Just an idea for your other. You could guest host. I could guest host. Never been asked. Anyway, stick a pin in that. And then I go, I just want to buy alcohol.

We want to buy ice. I want to buy ice. He's like, we don't sell ice. We have an ice problem here. We'll keep dead in the ice. No. And I'm like, here's my chance. alcohol. We want to buy ice. I want to buy ice. He's like, we don't sell ice. We have an ice problem here. We'll keep dead in the ice. And I'm like, here's my chance. Either impress him or I'm out. And I go, the drug or the ice?

And he went, he went. We don't sell it, but for you, I'll do it. What do you want? Really? And I went, I just want a bag of ice. He went, you know, funny fucker. All right. Ten bucks, mate. Just give want a bag of ice. Funny fucker. All right. Ten bucks, mate.

Just give me a ten. We don't sell it. You know what? You come back here. You sign up and be members. You come get schnitzel once a week. I'm like, we just moved in. Oh, great, mate.

Hits me on the shoulder. Slaps me. Bruises me. Thank you. And then we leave. Best friends. But it was a gamble. It was.

Did you have a slap on the pokey smile over there? Speaking of gambling. No, I should have. We can't endorse that on this show. I'm allowed to ask a gamble. It was. Did you have a slap on the pokey while you were there speaking of gambling? No, I should have. We can't endorse that on this show. I'm allowed to ask a question. And I have to reply with an ambiguous response. Mmm. Mmm.

Is that a yes or a no? Mmm. Mmm. That was you last night. Oh. Oh. So I've really, really moved in. Really?

That noise? Mmm. That would not be last night. That could be in the middle of it all, you know, like readjusting. Jenna, that's a good one too. What? What? That noise you just made.

Yeah. What kind of sex are you having? People are going. Gutterall. I don't want to know. Do you know what phrase I really hate? What? Speaking of it, just because you said guttural,

it made me think of it. When people say, like, rearrange my guts in terms of being penetrated, like, fuck that. If you perforate your bowel, you're done. You need a colostomy bag for life. I don't imagine. Can't someone rearrange? You know what?

You leave my intestines alone, thank you. You want to touch my fucking bowel? You better be doing me gastric banding. My nan, when she was in hospital a couple months ago, she's all well now. The lady next to her had a catheter in and one of her guests tripped on the catheter and unplugged it so the bag wasn't connected. So she was just pissing on the floor through a tube. And I walked in and went, did someone spill their apple?

Oh, dear God. Just piss on the floor. How mortifying. Imagine being that person being like, oh, no. Just shoot me. You know, my nan messaged me. My Ulmer, I've got two grandmothers, my mum and my dad. My dad's is Dutch, right?

Sorry, read just in the microphone. She texts me an article, HuffPost, 21-year-old Australian dies, COVID. And she messaged me. She goes, dear, oh, dear, being obese is a risk factor. Thinking of you with love, Alma. Wow. Oh, my God. That was a real wake up call.

So I had a chicken curry pie and a Neenish tart. And it was too spicy. It was too spicy. Rub some talcum powder on your legs, you're good. Shut up. Yuck. It's not funny. Are you going to try the Vaso?

I think I will. I'm not a Vaseline fan. I went through a phase when I was a kid where I got severely chapped lips. You know, once you chap your lips right. They're never not chapped. They're never not chapped. Your lips stay chapped. And then there's that smart cunt that's like, oh, actually, you build up immunity if you

don't use the lips. Shut up. Oh, yeah. Chapsticks actually dry out your lips more. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. I agree. That was Jenna in primary school, I reckon.

My mum told me that. Because your family owned Chapstick, right? That's where you got all your money from. No, they weren't around. Jenna's like, I remember the life pre-Chapstick. Yeah. Yeah. I weathered many dust storms and I was still plump.

You know what we'd do? We'd slice an orca in half and use the blubber. Yes, that's what we did actually do. But you did. Yeah. Use manta ray gel. Yeah, we did. Aloe vera.

Of course. You went to school with that, didn't you? That was a vera blub. Yeah, and once they're chapped, you know that eight-year-old kid, they're always eight and they've always got chafing like this, Mitch? It's always... It's like a clown makeup just around the rim of their lips it looks like a pass rush it looks like a pass rush and that was me for a good six months and i went through maybe like a like a 200 mil tub of vaseline a week i would

just scoop it up with two fingers like i was ready puberty blue style and i would just on my lips and i would just go to sleep and I'd wake up and there'd be like one millimetre less pass rash and then I'd do that and then I'd cure myself. But just, you know, that smell,

that like nothing petroleum jelly smell of like, I just can't do it. So no, I won't. I'll stick to talc. I'll try baby powder and baby oil for a while.

Baby oil? Yeah, baby oil is good. Yeah, I don't know about that. What do you do with that? You put it between your thighs. Really? Yeah, because baby oil like stays there for ages.

Oh God. Yeah, talc's good though. I've do you do with that? You put it between your thighs. Really? Yeah, because baby oil stays there for ages. Oh, God. Yeah, towel's good, though. I've got it down to a fine art. Shower. Dry. I keep the towel between my thighs. Five minutes while I blow dry my hair. Take it out.

Dry as an oven. Then I get the towel, and I go like this. I go, and I push, and I go, and then I put my thighs together, and then I put my undies on. I'm good as gold. Wait, you stand there with your towel between your legs? Yeah, so it dries. Oh, okay. You know, Hayden does the high wind. Well, you stand there with your towel between your legs? Yeah, so it dries. Oh, okay.

You know, Hayden does the... Well, you really just avoid physical activity at all costs, don't you? Oh, yeah. You can't even fucking dry your legs. You should see me. I try to save so much fucking energy. I will condition my hair and then face scrub myself while brushing my teeth because I want to get it all done at once.

I'll do the conditioner. I'll shampoo, then condition. I haven't even soaped my body because I want the conditioner to be done by the time I'm done soaping. Yeah, right. I want to get the fuck out of there. I think I've already told this story on this show, but one thing you should never do is blow your nose while you're cleaning your teeth.

Why? Foam everywhere. Really? Does it come out through your nose passage? No. No. But if you're going, think about it, if you're going with your nostril and your mouth is open, the air is going to come out there too.

Oh, yeah, true. So your mouth just goes you know something I learned off TikTok you can't hum while blocking your nose it's impossible it's impossible to hum it's not humming you're doing Sam Smith

can't do it weird Jenna stop Jesus you know what it was like a challenge Can't do it? Weird. Jenna, stop. Jesus. You know what? It was like a challenge or something on TikTok that I saw. And it was like, oh, try laugh without smiling.

And I was like, I do that every day. Let's try. Try to laugh without smiling. Actually, yeah, I do smile in life. I reckon I can do it. Ready? Yeah. Yeah. You need to post that on our TikTok.

Can't we just use the camera? They're not rolling during ADVB. It's a fucking secret. What do I do? Just film it, cockhead. But how? How old are you? I don't know how to TikTok.

Just film it on a normal video. I'll upload it. Okay, so I'm going to go. I'm doing the no laugh challenge. No, just start and I'll put it in the text. But make sure there's plenty of room above your head to put the writing. Okay. Is it just me logo in the background, won't you?

Stop it! Stop! You're killing me! I've never seen you get so fucked up in my life. Can I tell you how I'm so good at that? Stop your fucking story! You sound like Miss Piggy. You know how I'm so good at that? How? And I'm not gloating, but you know how I studied theatre in New York City.

Yes. There was a task we did. I'm going to get you to do it now, Mitch. Get soft objects that you can throw at my face. Ready? I have to not break while giving out some dialogue. Because they didn't want you to break, right? When you're in a comedic scene, right?

You can't laugh. So they would pelt soft balls, like Nerf balls, at my face while you were delivering a scene so you couldn't break. Then they'd get people to come up and slap you and pull your arm and yank you. Wow. And you had to just not break? Yeah. Okay.

I'll just give some dialogue, really. I'll do an Is It Just Me. You're going to throw things at my face. Okay. No, no. Jen asks. What an invitation. That's what he said to you last night.

Throw it in my face. Roll up some paper towel. Can you pass me that fucking Diamante microphone, Adakio? Of course. That Miranda Kerr moisturizer? Okay. I'm going to get up some... What should I get up?

Chekhov. I'll do some Chekhov. What are you doing? Getting some dialogue up. Oh, just fucking talk. No, I want it to be theatrical. Oh, God, this has gone on too long. The Seagull by Anton Chekhov.

Act one. Of course the whole effect will be ruined if Nina is late. She should be here by now. But her father and... You blinked. Fuck, you threw a bag of Neutrogena clean wipes at me. No, I think you'll find that's Blu-Tack. Fuck off.

All right, let me go again. Clinched. Threw the tea towel at him. I want to nail this. Okay. What did you just throw, Janice? It was a face mask. Stop.

Just hurling shit at him now. Don't throw the bloody Hydro Flask at him. Stop. Oh, look, all your hair's gone messy and everything. Oh, but no, totally unfazed. I'm so glad you went to New York for that theatre degree. Fuck off, the lot of you. I'm going to throw a fucking wet tea bag at him.

No, you'll stain my Pat Ralph Lauren. True, that'll be a whole thing. Kyle already hates me for making the studio a mess. Now there's fucking Blu-Tack in the desk. Well, you asked for it they had god i'm tired they had soft balls in school so did the guy well anyway who's that jennifer aniston i also did that challenge in preparation for the adam sandler film i recently did see all the grades all the grades all the grades what's our hot take you know i want

to say something my idjim i don't remember someone can fact check it months ago was on the downfall of ellen i can't believe we predicted it we were talking about that before it was huge true yeah it's only gotten like bigger hasn't it like it's yeah normally those things the pr is like they stomp it down the drain like a shit in a bloody camp shower. But it was just ignited. But it all started. You also didn't get the user just me logo in the background, by the way. Your fucking head's covering it.

Anyway. What are you going to do with it? Add a couple of Mitches on TikTok, guys. Why don't you do, I challenge my co-host, do a little piece to camera. That's not how tiktok works babe i get it i've gone viral i put i put up all this put all this thought into a video put it up three likes one comment fyp and then i put up a video that i do in 20 seconds berserk yeah

it's because if a video is shorter it plays more than once which means the completion rate on the video is really high which means the algorithm rate on the video is really high, which means the algorithm puts it in for you pages because they're like, oh, people are watching this over and over again and they're finishing the whole video. If it's a minute long and people tune out after 40 seconds, they're like,

it must be shit. Oh, I get you. So the shorter, the better, really. Yes. And also it's just not a podcast.

You don't need to go, Hey guys, today we're going to be doing a challenge. I know that. Welcome back to my channel. Like you just fucking do it. And everyone figures out what it is based off the caption. Should we do a quick little listen to our show opener and just pay some respects to Chris who made it and just have one last listen to the nuance of it or no, people can get

It's been too long already, this show, but go on. Let's just, let's go. Here we go. This is the new show opener for season two. Sorry, that's the show opener for my radio show. Of course. The lines are blur, mate. People do some weird shit.

Hello, I'm Tracey Grimshaw. Welcome to A Current Affair. Tonight, we're coming to you from my bedroom. Some things make more sense than others. A British Australian gymnast won Commonwealth Games gold in 1990 for his performance on the pommel horse. India. Hey, Marcus, grow up.

Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is Is It Just Me? hosted by a couple of bitches. Do you reckon we should include Janet's name in the opener? How about a compromise? We'll say her name, but it's said in Simlish Bradley! Drop a newbie

Perfect Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coons Let me tell you, the amount of test names we did for Jenna Oh, Bradley did like 19 takes He did 90, but I had to say them because I'm an avid Sims fan. You're actually really good at making up Sim talk. Yeah, I'll do it right now. Have a conversation between two Sims.

Okay. Blarpenorb Koopy. Glen Garbonusu. Flabbenorbnor. Ragdor Brew. Ragdor Brew. Lendor Poopagod. It's like they always like yell off into the distance.

There's always such pauses between their conversations. Lamona Badtree. The best is when they're like flirting. Oh, my cousin. Miga Ibadu. Yeah, that's it. You don't like me. Yeah. Badu. Badu. Yeah, that's it No, it's always, it's real soft Like there's never any harsh, like, it's never that

It's always softly spoken Have you heard the Katy Perry Simlish song? No Have you not heard it? No Oh, as a Katy Perry Peronite I'm wearing a Katy Perry perry daisy's jumper right now i wonder where that was from i just came up um well unlike lady gaga katie perry

doesn't cancel her merch orders do you not believe that it was canceled no i do believe it oh good i thought you were trying to accuse me no lady gaga has been a bit shit recently um yeah katie perry sims you know what she did they did it with with Mallrat, Aussie artist, and Troye Sivan. When they launch a new Sims, they do a collab with music labels because they play fake Sim music. They literally do, And they play that stuff. So they got Katy Perry to cover, I think it was Firework.

No, Last Friday Night in Simlish. Oh, my God. I think I have heard this. Have you found it? Yeah, here it is. Oh, my God. I think I have heard this. Have you found it? Yeah, yeah. Here it is. It's an ad for HCF. I actually need health insurance now that I'm not at home. I've got to pay for it.

Do you guys have health insurance? I do. Do you, Jenna? HCF, actually. Is it? Really? I should be with HCF. Well, I can't afford it, so.

Keep skipping the ad. What are you talking about? You don't pay for fuel or a car. Yeah. I know, but I can't afford it. Anyway. Where is your money going if you're not paying for a vehicle? To my rent! It's down a fucking funnel. Oh, that's right. She lives in a fucking luxury

home. Merit and service suite. Here it is. How humiliating for her But imagine being in this recording And being like hey am I saying that right? Like, how do you know? How does someone tell you a correction? Sorry, is it gloppy or snorpy? Froopy. That's froopy.

I'm going to forward announce it like I'm a radio announcer in six. Ready? Okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need to film this too. God. God. Okay. Is there an Instagram filter with the Sims thing above you?

Because that would make it so funny. Yeah, there would be. I feel like you don't realise you've been sitting on this talent that could have been having you go viral this whole time. Can you just make your TikTok purely Sims memes? I should. I'll browse effects. Here we go. Sims. What are they called again? There's a word for

that green shit that hovers above the Sim. Is it? I can't remember. Here we go. Google that producer Jennifer God's sake. I'm actually curious. I will. What's the green shit above the Sims head? Okay, here we go. Are we ready? I don't know what they're called.

The plumbob. I was about to say it's a plumbob. I thought of it. Okay, here we go. But they can't hear the audio on that. I'll fucking edit it later, mate. God, you're good. Alright, here we go. I'll do that drop. That's what Sims do.

Blabinor of Kusani Magoo. glad you're good alright here we go I'll do that drop that's what Sims do Jesus Dipler I'm the milk of death fucking hell bit of fun. Alright, we really should get out of here. We've gone over time. Well and truly, but hey, we're just making up for lost time. You also didn't have us for a while, so now

you're getting a lot of us. Kind of what I meant. I accidentally put that on your story. What? Delete it. That's on your Insta story. No, I don't mind it there. Delete it. Nah, it's alright. I look No, I don't mind it there. Delete it. No, it's all right. I look like fucking Hagrid.

Sim version of Hagrid. You know what? I used to do it with myself. I wanted to put that on my story. We'll post it on the secret Facebook group, Enduring Idiots. If you're not in there, you have to answer to a secret. Shut up. I didn't mean to.

I just screenshot it. Me too. If you want to be On the Secret Face Book group Endurant Idiots Join it A lot of special content there

And maybe some announcements About some things That are happening Real soon Get on there Maybe Yeah Well we'll see you next week

With Who do we have Ricky Lee It's going to be awesome I can't wait We'll see you then guys Great to be back We've missed you

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