Is It Just Me? - #47: Drugs & Dick with Toni Lodge

Episode Date: November 9, 2020

Our guest host Toni Lodge from the 'Toni and Ryan' Podcast adds to our list of things better than drugs and dick (05:10)Lady Gaga keeps dogging Katy Perry (08:05)"Wherever you get your podcasts" (13:45)Our 'major prize' for Facebook group member, Claudia (18:31)Sound of Silence (26:39)Our "Secret Segment" ADDebrief (39:27)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Drop a newbie. Perfect. Now, here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coombs. Okay, welcome back. Hi, guys. Jenna, Mitch. G'day, guys. How are we all?

I'm very good. I'm feeling good. We've got a guest here. Not in studio, technically via Zoom. We have the one and only Tony Lodge from the One Trick Tony podcast. G'day, Tony. Hi. How are you, darling?

I'm good. How are you? Oh, so good. I'm so sorry that just when Melbourne's been let out of lockdown, we're like, no, go home to your home studio. We locked you back down to join us on the podcast. I mean, today I went out and got myself a sandwich, but I've done myself some damage because it's actually given me a stitch

the size of Tasmania. And I ate this massive sandwich and I'm actually in pain. Look, I'm sweating. I'm sweating because I'm in pain with the sandwich. Your body's not used to eating the volume, right? Yeah. Because you couldn't get out and walk.

Yeah. So now that I'm mobile. You're like those people in Wall-E, you know, like the really fat humans that like their joints all dislodge after years of sitting on chairs. That's what Melbourne's like now. Or the jelly between their bones. Yeah, I thought you were cosplaying that, actually.

I thought it was going to say that. Yes, no, for Halloween I've still got the makeup and the suit on, yes. I just like to keep in theme for like a week after Halloween. But, Tony, people that listen to the show, very avid listeners, would have already recognised your voice. Yeah, I'm wondering if anyone was able to put two and two together. Because you've actually technically been part of our podcast since day one. So we've got Bradley who does

all our male voiceover stuff, but you're the chick. You're our female. Is there anything over there with Tony's voice in it? Yeah, I use them everywhere. So this is Bradley. I know, right? Classic campy Bradley. And then we've got this is the wonderful Tony. As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope.

You're listening to Is It Just Me? A podcast by a couple of midges. I haven't used that in a while, T. Yeah, that's a long one. We can return the favour now that you've got your own podcast. What is it? One Trick Tony. What can we do?

One Trick Tony. Yeah, guys, she isn't a phony. You're listening to One Trick Tony. That's good. Yeah, I'll get you guys to record those for me, but I'm not paying. No, that's not. Did we pay you? No. No. We definitely didn't. How long have you been doing the podcast

now? It's been a while, right? I just released episode 14. Bloody hell, it feels so new. I know. I think like for me, so we've just come out of hell, it feels so new. I know. I think, like, for me, so we've just come out of lockdown, like you guys said, but when I started it, it feels like a month ago, but it's been, well, literally 14 freaking weeks, which is wild.

But you guys have been going for over a year now. Yeah, we had our one-year anniversary. You'll get there one day, darling. You'll be there. I doubt it. It's a lot of effort. You guys have got you two and Jenna. Jenna doesn't do shit for us.

No, Jenna doesn't do anything. It's killed our friendship. We laugh in here, then as soon as the mics go off, Jesus Christ, we don't talk to each other. It's like Portia and Ellen. None of you told me that she was going to be on. We don't tell Jenna anything. Jenna, that's incredibly rude.

Okay, I'm a guest. I don't want you here. Are you guys hearing this? No, her mics aren't connected to our headphones. So let's continue talking. You know what's funny? Tony actually used to work here in Sydney at Kiss, where we work now.

And, like, Tony, you were at one point, like, in my top three best friends. What are you saying? Am I not anymore? Well, I mean, the messages and the FaceTimes have dropped off and there was a point where you'd give me great life advice and now with the podcast and you're very busy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, so I work breakfast radio, which Mitch Coombs fully understands. I don't know what Jenna does. She just like is a mouse. But we both work very early. Great. Have a block work very early. Great. Have a block of cheddar. And Mitch Turi, you work at night time. Correct.

It's not good for a friendship. No. It's actually not easy to overlap at all, to be honest. But hey, I feel like you meant that to be a nice thing, but it just came out so wrong. You used to be one of my friends. I know. You know what?

On the way here in the car, I'm like, Tony's on the pod. What can I say to rekindle that friendship? Yeah, I'll put her in the top three. And then here you are slashing me back. I think I'm still in the top three. I said this on the podcast before, actually, but I told you you were gay. There's no other friend that's better than that. No, you actually did.

I had not realised it or thought it in my head at that point. No one can take that away from Tony, you're right. No, congratulations Tony. So you got me in this fucking position. Good. Hey, there's one thing that I like to do with all of our guests that we have here on the podcast and that is to ask them to contribute to

my list of things better than drugs and dick. So it's essentially just a little list of things, you know, opportunities to appreciate the small things in life, you know, opportunities to appreciate the small things in life, you know what I'm saying? There are some people that get really hung up on drugs and or dick. And so it's like a PSA, a reminder

that there is more to life. I like that. Rattle some off, in case no one's heard it the first time listening. Okay, so there's a cool breeze, a nice hot meal, a beautiful pizza, an apple with a good crunch. More recent ones we've had stealing from the self-serve checkout.

That was Mary from the Odea podcast. Yeah, yeah. Well, that is no more. That podcast was cancelled. I know. They finished up. Having a freshly mocked house. Oh, my God.

Are you guys like a death sentence? Yes. Yeah, people come on our podcast. People come on your podcast and then that podcast turns to shit. Yeah, we're the death wish. Absolutely not. You'll have to wait and see because we're planning to do an episode with you as well.

I believe that this is part one. If people head to One Trick Tony and hit subscribe or hit follow, whatever you need to do, do that now. The episode will drop on Thursday. Okay. So we'll see if we ruin your podcast or not. But have you got something to add now or do you want to have a think about something better than drugs and dick?

Okay. I've got one. It's a little bit similar to one of those, but I just can't go past it. Really good melted cheese. Okay. Melted cheese. Not melted cheesy stringers. Dangerous as we found out.

I was just going to say I've got a great recipe for you, Tony. I can just DM it straight. One ingredient. And another one. I've got a great recipe for you Tony. I can just DM it straight. One ingredient. And another one. I've got another one. A glass of really cold water. No I hate it. I've got very sensitive teeth. I'm on the Sensodyne daily. I can't do that. Better yet a bottle. I've got one right here.

I'm constantly topping it up. That's too polarising though. What about a nice strong cup of barista made coffee? But not everyone likes coffee? Oh, I don't drink coffee. But not everyone likes coffee. Oh, shut up, Jenna. Jenna! I'm talking to the guest, Jenna.

Whether you're agreeing with me or not, I'm not interested. Get her off. I'm sick of it. Anyway, Tony's here for the episode, which will be exciting. Later on, we're going to get her to do one of our prank call games. So I hope you're keen for that, Dallin. When we invade your podcast, we'll do all the conversational stuff. But while you're here, we're going to carry on like cockheads.

I hope you're prepared. Yeah, I hope that people like me. What if people start listening and then they go, oh, that's not a good choice? Nah, that wouldn't happen. They all frothed OD when we had them on. They trust our recommendations, I feel, don't you? Your podcast numbers will go through the roof

and then three weeks later you'll be cancelled. So you'll have fun. Enjoy it while it lasts. We're going to start the show the same way we do every week with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's an idjim and is it just me, a word we've coined. And I don't know Mitch's, Mitch doesn't know mine. I went first last week.

Mitch, why don't you jump in and start the show? Sure, okay, I can do that. All right, here we go. Is it just me or... Do you wish that Lady Gaga would just stop dogging Katy Perry? Oh. She really wants to be friends, Katy Perry does with Gaga, but she's just not getting anything back. I'm not familiar with that. Is there a famous feud there? I wouldn't call it a feud, but there have been a few times where Katie has tried to, like, you know, reach out and chat to her online.

There was one the other day that I saw, right? So Gaga put up something about the US election. Katie Perry shared it on Twitter and wrote, pause up, Lady Gaga, and all of the replies are just, girl, why are you bothering? She's just going to ignore you again because there is a track record of Katy Perry trying to interact with Gaga online and just getting nothing in return.

And it makes me so sad because I love both of them and Katy Perry just wants to be friends with everyone. That's why she patched things up with Taylor Swift. Only with those terrible cookies with the leaves on them or something. Did she give her a stick and a choc-chip cookie and say, let's be friends? She sent her an actual olive branch. Oh, creative.

But that was Orlando's idea. Don't you fucking be shady to Katie, please. I could take or leave Katie Perry. Sorry. I tend to agree. If I had to pick her or Lady Gaga, if there was a sinking ship... Oh, I'm going Gaga. Yeah, I'd grab Gaga for sure.

Yeah. I feel like Lady Gaga is more elite in my mind, but I actually don't think I could hang out with her. I feel like she could just turn on you. I feel like she could disappoint me, you know? Whereas Katy Perry, I feel like you know what you're getting. But yes, this has happened multiple times,

right? So Katy Perry posted on Instagram a bunch of movie tickets. She went and saw A Star Is Born a couple of years ago when Gaga was in that. Yeah, of course. And she's like, oh, this is incredibly moving. Congrats, friends, tagged Gaga. Nothing. Not even a like?

Nothing. And Gaga was replying to other people. She did this big spiel to Anne Hathaway when she was complimenting the film. And then you remember her Vegas show that I went to a couple of years ago, Enigma. Oh, The Cabaret or something, right? No, Enigma. Enigma. I was so confident I said it. That was Cabaret. I don't know the name or the couple of years ago, Enigma. The Cabaret or something, right? No, Enigma. I was so confident I said it.

That was Cabaret. I don't know the name and the branding of it anyway. Yeah. Sorry. So I went to that and the night I was there, Celine Dion was also there. Oh. And Lady Gaga stopped down the whole show and gave her this big spiel. I can't remember the exact words, but it was essentially like, you are my hero.

We all worship you. And everyone was applauding. It was this whole bigfare katie perry went to her show nothing not even one acknowledgement at all i've even got the most cringe photo of all time where katie perry went to the meet and greet i don't know if she purchased it but you can just see i'm going to give you guys the photo. Just go Google Katy Perry Lady Gaga Enigma. She does not enjoy Katy Perry being there. Hold it up to the camera so Tony can see it. She looks like a fan.

Oh. But, yes, it's happened a few times. Katy Perry's even gone on record saying, I'd love to collab with Gaga. Nothing. Just absolutely no sign of life. There's never been any interaction between them. And I feel bad because I'm kind of starting to agree with the fans that are like, girl,

stop trying. She's never going to get back to you. Yeah. I don't know if you agree with this, Tony, but I feel like Lady Gaga is that one girl in school, right, that is like nails drama, tops the class really good and then leaves school and gets in one, you know, Sydney Theatre Company production of Pippin as the lead and then just doesn't talk to anyone, thinks they're absolute kingship for the rest of their life, right?

And changes their last name on Facebook so that people can't find them anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Changes it to, like, yeah, Stephanie Cookie. So it would be like Tony Louise instead of Tony Lodge. Yeah, 100%. Have you done that? You've changed it to Tony Louise?

No, no, absolutely not. I'm not that up myself. Yeah, 100%. Have you done that? You've changed it to Tony Louise? No, no, absolutely not. I'm not that up myself. Oh, God. Yeah, this is tragic. You know what? I actually think there is proof in that this could eventually one day happen because technically this is the same situation, Mitch, that you and Tony have been in before.

What? We're talking. No, but you're talking now, years later. I mean, your careers have both ended. That's what might happen with Katie and Gaga. But when we used to work here together, Tony and I are best friends. She's top three. At that point, maybe my number one.

And Tony and I would hang out all the time and you'd go, Mitch, me, you and Tony get along like a house on fire. Let's tee something up. I'm like, yeah, message her. And then he'd message me and go, oh, Tony doesn't reply. She doesn't want to hang out with us. I go, no, we saw Oceans 11 together on the weekend. No, I don't want you to tell the story.

You embellish everything. This what happened happened i had a proper conversation with mitch where i was like how many times do you have to be rejected before you stop suggesting to hang out with someone because i've said to tony a few times we should do this we should do that and there's always been something and then i said maybe she's just the type that doesn't like to mix work with friends like she doesn't like to hang out with colleagues. And Mitch goes, oh, we've been to the movies like 10 times together. I was like, what? Are you serious? I embellished.

We saw Ocean's Eleven together. It was brilliant. That is not fucking true. Yeah, we saw Ocean's Eight, actually, the Mindy Kaling one, which was great. And then I just moved away to get away from you. I know you did. I was like, oh, well, I tried, didn't I? But distance makes the heart grow fonder.

You two are best friends. I absolutely love hanging out with you, Mitch Coombs. I'm the Katy Perry that just like desperately sucks up and eventually Tony, the Lady Gaga, will just, you know, let her guard down and here we are. Arrogant with a weird haircut, Lady Gaga to a T. There's no situation where I'm the lady gaga of any situation ever i wish i wish that it was but i mean the shallow shallow okay uh ready to jump into my gym

absolutely okay here we go is it just me is wherever you get your podcasts, the most stupid sentence ever. Yes. Oh, for God's sake, you don't go and get petrol and they go at a BP and you're filling up and they go, thanks for shopping at BP or wherever you get your petrol. Like, it's just a given that there are other alternatives. You're not out of Wonder White at Coles and the Coles checkout chick goes, oh, if you like Wonder White, there's plenty of bread.

You can go buy it wherever you get your bread. Like, it's just so stupid. Race into Bunnings Warehouse or wherever you get your timber. Literally, 100%. Macca's Drive-Thru now open or wherever you get your nuggets. You might have noticed that I've never once uttered those foul words on this podcast. I know. Never ever had a sweep or anything say that.

So no, it's not just you. I'm with you on that. Thank you. I've never done it. I feel like you just say, oh, we're on Apple, we're on Spotify, we're on iHeartRadio, whatever you're tied to. Yeah. But anything outside of that, if you use some weird app, that's on you.

Like you just roll the dice and search the name. If it's there, it's there. If it's not, stop using some stupid app. We've got our Facebook group and one of the questions to get in the group is, where did you find us? Just out of curiosity, really. And some of the answers, they're like, I was browsing Stitcher. I'm like, what the fuck?

And how did we get on there? I was Googling our podcast the other day purely out of interest and it's like, you were number three on the Israeli podcast charts. I was like, what? That sounds like a lie. Who's counting the votes? Great. Tony, while we've got you, can you voice a sweeper that says

number three on the Israeli Australian podcast charts? Yeah. A couple of bitches. Number three on theralian podcast. Podcast charts. Yeah. A couple of bitches. Number three on the Israeli-Australian podcast charts. Thank you, darling. Get it in. Thanks. No worries.

What podcast do you listen to, Toni, outside of ours and your own? Like what was your influence when you launched yours? I actually, I'm not a big podcaster, which I know is like sacrilege to so many people, but it just, I am really like a quick person. I don't like sitting around and I just don't feel like I end up with much time to listen to a podcast. Like, you know how a lot of people are like, oh, I listen on the way to work.

I don't live very far away from work. So I'm never in the car for very long. Yeah. Do you know what? You'll actually love this because as well as your own podcast, you are audio producer for Jason PJ, which means you're responsible for uploading their podcast. So I'm the same where I like a quick fix,

which is why those little mini episodes that everyone started doing, We Do It, Jason PJ, Kyle and Jack Do It, I reckon I probably do. Who? Never heard of them. Oh, shut up, Jenna. Kyle and Jack do it. I reckon I probably do. Who?

Never heard of them. Oh, shut up, Jenna. I reckon I squeeze in like one Jason PJ mini episode a day because I'm like I don't have the attention span for a whole fucking episode, but like I do love them. So I squeeze in a little bit. I'm like, oh, what are they up to today? So I feel like, yeah, a lot of people are the same where they're like, oh, I don't really have time for podcasts.

But you don't need time, babe. If you're folding washing and you've got five, whack on a mini episode. Yeah, couldn't agree more. Love that. You're a genius. Love that. I have one more ready. You just finished your hookup, right?

Oh, that was fantastic. That was so good. Hey, we're still on to do this again next week or wherever you get your fucks. Just put it just in case. The hookup wants a cheeky one next week. What else could we do? What is there? Hey, this is the best coke I've ever made The best batch

Feel free to tell your mates Because I've got a big old Like I've got a Cuban load of The cocaine in the car You can come to me A Cuban load Or wherever you Tony no I was just about to do the thing

I don't know I don't know what it is He doesn't know He's not cool What did I say? Cube of cocaine? Yeah. A cube and load.

Like a sugar cube. Like the little boxes Mario jumps into. I've got a little cube of cocaine. Oh, fuck you guys. I tried. What else could you do? Oh, I'm glad I fucked that joke because that was really funny. Okay.

I'm wanting to think of another one. Yeah. Do you have any, Tony, or Jenna perhaps? Jenna's definitely not got one. Oh, thanks for the nay. Come back wherever you get your horses. Yeah. So Jenna used to work for Jason PJ as well, right?

Am I right in saying that her nickname was Janae because she looked like a horse girl? Janae. Yeah. Yes, that's correct. Right. So the relentless bullying is not new. It's like this didn't start today. Oh, no.

It started on my first day here when we were both still in Sydney. Yeah. Yeah. It went from Sydney to Melbourne and then when Jenna moved back to Sydney, it's continued across the trans-sentinel bubble. What's it fucking called? Yeah, well, somewhere. Transcontinental.

God, sounds like you've had a cube of Coke, darling. Bridge Patoons' number one podcast for aged horsewomen. Not wrong. Prove us wrong. We are Bridge Patoons' number one podcast for aged horsewomen. We'd like to see you tell us where not. So if you want to join our Facebook group, it's called Enduring Idiots. Head along, try and join.

There's a question you need to answer to get through, but you'll have to stick around later to find out the answer. Yeah, I've also added some rules too. So just have a little perusal over the rules before you head in there. Yeah, I've added a couple of rules. How many people have you got in your group? Well, funny story, actually. We now have over 500.

And before the 500th person joined, Mitch posted in the group, guys, when the 500th person joins, let's all troll them and say, oh, my God, congratulations, you're the 500th person, which means you won the major prize. And then never specify what the prize is. And deleted that post and everyone in the page was in on it, right? Literally, our listeners are cunts, man. Like, everyone was on board.

There were so many people trolling this girl. We're actually going to get her on the phone. I wanted to. Should we call her? Yes. Can you please? Because I felt so horrible. The best parts were like where people were like, oh, this is so useful, especially in 2020.

Like, the poor girl would have had no grasp on what this prize could be. It's such a nice colour, hon. It's going to match your house. What is it? Let's ring her up. Her name's Claudia, our 500th member. Got a number. She sounds like a great member or wherever you get your podcast members.

Joint Endurant Idiots or wherever you get your trolling. Okay, Claudia. Hello. Hi, Claudia. Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Hi. We've also got Toni Lodge as a guest host today, and she was appalled after I just told her the trolling that you experienced.

Oh, Claudia. In our Facebook group. That was pretty brutal. Sorry, Claudia. I wanted to ask, darling, what the fuck was going through your head when you were getting all these messages saying, you've won the prize, congratulations, because I felt terrible afterwards. Oh, I just felt like such a nit. Everyone was commenting like, oh, I'm so jealous, congratulations. And I thought, what the bloody hell have I missed?

I just felt so undeserving. I was like, oh, my God, I felt so guilty. Oh, you felt guilty because other people were making you feel bad for winning? Yeah. And so did you think that perhaps the prize was something that we'd spoken about in the episode? And you're like, I missed that bit. What are they talking about?

Yeah, I was screaming around everywhere, Instagram. Like, I was looking everywhere. Oh, God. Well, we're not going to leave you there. We actually have done some... I want to make it known that that was Mitch's idea, by the way. Yeah, that was my idea, but I have decided that I'm going to make it good, and we do have

something for you, Claudia. We couldn't let you go with nothing. I'm not happy with anything. No, and you know what? You do deserve something, and we're very proud to have you as our 500th member. And we reached out to our good friends at Sorry Toto. No.

She's gone. She's hung up. No. Poor Claude. As if she hasn't suffered enough. She's out. No. I'm going to kick her from the group too.

We'll do it again. No, don't. She's never going to listen to this podcast or wherever she gets her trust issues. Call her back. Poor Claudia. I reckon I could get something. It's too late. Hold on.

Hold on. I'll have to go check. But I reckon I've got something. I knew that was coming. Claudia, I'm so sorry that Mitchell's an awful person. No, no. I feel like we definitely owe you something now. I've got like a shitload of Red Rooster vouchers to give away.

Can I just send them all to you? Oh, sure. You've got Red Rooster in Perth, right? Yeah, is there a Red Rooster over there? Yeah, yeah, I think there's one in my house, yeah. Wonderful. I'm just going to go count them. I'll let you know how many vouchers I've got.

Claudia, there's like a good, maybe like a good 60 bucks. And Tony, you and I love a Red Rooster, right? That could buy you a lot of chicken. Yeah, flavour wrap meal. I love Red Rooster. Oh, Jenna, no. You're not getting any Red Rooster. I'm trying to bring the guest in and create a nice environment.

I don't need them all. I don't need them all. I don't want to be greedy. No, no, no. You've earned this. Trust me. The psychological torment we've put you through is up there with gaslighting, Jenna. You deserve it.

You deserve it. Except she doesn't get any free chicken at the end of it. No. All right, Claudia. Here we go. Count it up. Count it up. any free chicken at the end of it. All right, Claudia. Here we go. Count it up. Count it up. I've just done a bit of maths.

Bearing in mind I'm no good at maths, so take this with a pinch of salt. Pinch of chicken salt. How does $100 worth of Red Rooster sound to you? Oh, my God. Does that make up for all the trolling? Holy shit, I'm going to get so fat. It'll be worth it. Also, some Red Rooster socks.

Who doesn't want those? Oh, I would bloody love that. Thank you. Would you always play sound effects? And when I gave away the big prize, you didn't play a winner sound effect? I can't do a winner on top of a winner. There we go. You won $100 worth of Red Rooster.

Well done, Ed. Socks. That's what I wanted. We do have to thank Red Rooster or wherever you get your chicken. Thank you, Claudia. We appreciate it. No worries. Thank you, guys.

Thank you, Claudia. Congrats on 500. What a jam. She was really, really quite sweet. I feel terrible for what we did to her. Oh, she's fine. She got 100 bucks of free chicken out of it. Tony, what would you do for 100 bucks of free chicken? There's nothing I wouldn't do for 100 we did to her. Oh, she's fine. She got $100 of free chicken out of it. Tony, what would you do for $100 of free chicken?

There's nothing I wouldn't do for $100 of free chicken. They make you do all sorts of, like, stunts and shit on Jason PJ. I actually believe you when you say you'd do anything. I listened the other day when they sent you to Bunnings and you were running around getting people's shopping for them because all the shops had just opened up and stuff. That sounded exhausting. They were making her run up escalators and shit. Oh, Tony, I opened up and stuff. That sounded exhausting. They were making a run up escalators and shit.

Oh, Tony, I know you and that's not your forte. Not very fit. Not very fit. But, no, it's lots of fun because I get to go out and do things when no one else gets to leave the studio. Obviously, you guys work in radio and you know that, you know, you get whipped until you're bloody. So it's good to escape that sometimes.

Do you remember on my birthday in 2019? No, I don't. No, I don't remember. No, hear this. At like seven we went to the supermarket together. Tunnel! Oh, tunnel! Sorry, Jenna.

See ya. You got me a cake. Are you turning Jenna off? Yeah, I just slowly faded away. Oh, no. No, I'm sorry. Go back in, Jenna. Yes, I do remember that, Jenna.

Do you remember that? It was a really beautiful memory. Yep. Yeah, it was a really nice memory. I didn't even hear the story. Yeah, tell the story. Go, no. No, I'm sorry. Go back in, Jenna. Yes, I do remember that, Jenna. Do you remember that? It was a really beautiful memory. Yep. Yeah, it was a really nice memory. I didn't even hear the story. Yeah, tell the story. Go, Jenna. Oh, well, you turned me off.

I did. I did. Sorry. One day we went to the supermarket together at about 7am. Shut up, Tony. I'm telling the story. Let her speak. At like 7am and it was my birthday as well.

We went to get, there was some new cake or something and we got that. It was a a jaffa cake jaffa mud cake yeah the jaffa mud cake and the supermarket was closed so we were waiting at the front then we were running around the supermarket and it was a lot of fun and that's all we've got time for yeah it's the end of the show all right well tony before we go i wanted to get you to do one of our prank calls here on Is It Just Me? We do like to fuck around and kind of confuse people, as you just learnt with the Claudia incident. So do you do this sort of stuff on your podcast where you bloody prank people and shit, or is it mostly just talk-based?

It's kind of talk-based, and I feel like because I kind of do it alone, apart from my producer friend, it's not really fun to do that stuff by yourself. Yeah, that comes across as a bit Ellen-y, doesn't it, when you're sort of sitting alone pranking people, scaring people. It's a bit sort of sadistic. Great. Well, it won't be weird or sadistic when we get you to do it here because we're all here, we're all in it together.

Does your producer actually do things for you? Because Jenna was originally meant to be our producer, but she does nothing. I do nothing. That's why she's been demoted to groundskeeper, Jenna. Yeah. No, he does a lot. He does so much, actually.

Like, so in the podcast, I read out some reviews every week so that, like, people start reviewing and then I send them a fun-sized Mars bar if I read out their review. He organises all of that. He does a lot, actually. Why don't we tee up Jenna? And what's this lovely boy's name? No, I don't He organises all of that. We do a lot, actually. Why don't we tee up Jenna? And what's this lovely boy's name? No, I don't want to do any of that.

Pat Payson. We can get them to have a chat maybe and share ideas, Jenna. No, it's all good. I'm busy. Yeah, must be nice. Fuck me dead. No, I'm not going to do it. All right, so we wanted to get you to do a sound of silence today, Tony.

Hit it, Mitchell. Hello, darkness, my old friend. So there isn't actually much to do in these prank calls. You just call someone and then have a chat with them. Hello, darkness, my old friend. So there isn't actually much to do in these prank calls. You just call someone and then have a chat with them. You're making an inquiry. And then when they ask you a question, you go, um, and see how long you can go silent.

But you are allowed to try and extend that silence by using three bridging terms. And you're limited to three. And they could be, yeah, i'm still here or just a sec but you only have one so don't use that right off the bat you've got to try and milk the silence as long as you can yeah also what's our record mitch do we remember it was over well over a minute and a half yeah so no way our last guest host i reckon she went she nearly got to two minutes i went over a minute. You've never done one?

Yeah, I have. No, you haven't. Oh, this is coughing fit. Yeah. Getting confused with our benchmarks here, Tony. Yeah, I've never done it. Yeah, that's fine. Maybe you could do one today, see if you can beat Tony.

All right, we'll see how Tony goes, and then maybe she beats us all. We don't have to. I'm so nervous. I want to beat Nat. All right, I reckon you're going to nail it. Is there any business in particular you want to call? all right i reckon you're gonna nail it is there any business in particular you want to call oh so i know that you've done like a hairdresser before yes that would make me feel bad because then i would have to then make the appointment and i would just like drive to sydney and go and

do it um so now lucky dip lucky dip jenna yourself useful. Okay. There won't be much open on this side of the country, so find something in Perth. Yeah, okay. Oh, God, do your one job. Do I say it? That would be helpful, Jenna. BP Petrol Station. Okay, in Perth.

Yeah. Oh, how am I going to? Wouldn't it be awful if young Claudia worked there? Oh, no. A poor bitch. All right, here we go. Oh, that am I going to... Wouldn't it be awful if young Claudia worked there? Oh, no! A poor bitch. All right, here we go. Oh, that was quick. No, just Google it.

I've got it. Yeah, wow, okay. Here we are. All right, so you just open with a quick inquiry, and then when he asks you a question, we're in. Jenna, you've got the stopwatch ready? Yep. All right, I'm ringing.

You've got the stopwatch ready? Yep. All right. I'm ringing. AMN BP West Rail speaking. How can I help you? Hi there. How are you?

Hi. I was just wondering if you guys have any flowers today? No. We don't sell flowers here, unfortunately. Oh, no fresh flowers at all? No, no. I don't think we ever do that, unfortunately. Oh, no fresh flowers at all? No, no. I don't think we ever do that, sorry. Oh, okay.

That's okay. Do you have any copies of The West Australian? The West Australian? Yeah, like the newspaper. Is that the free one or am I thinking of something else? No. If it's not the free one, no, we don't Because we have... I can check for you. Hang on. Is that alright if I go check?

Thanks. Yeah. Well done. She's doing well. 30 seconds. Oh, this is unfair. No, sorry, we don't have those, unfortunately. Number three.

25, 27. Number three. 2527. There you go. Do you want a receipt? Do you want a receipt, mate? Cheers, mate. Hi, are you still there? Do you have a receipt? Do you want a receipt, mate? Cheers, mate. Hi, are you still there? Do you have any other papers? Yeah, we have Sydney Morning Herald, Australian,

the Daily Telegraph. Those are the ones we have. And the Weekly Times, which is a free one. Great. Thank you so much for your help. Have a great afternoon. You too. Bye.

Wow! That fucking counts. No, that fucking counts after I said any others. It's three words maximum. You can spread them out. I thought that you had to just use a phrase and it can be up to three words, but apparently it's three words and you can sprinkle them if you want. Yeah, three bridging. No,

no, it's three phrases. No, I played under these rules. If I was's three phrases. No, it's not. I played under these rules. If I was allowed three phrases, I would have gotten a much higher score. Let's go to Jenna. So I think she actually did really well. Reveal it. Jenna, what has our guest, Tony, from One Trick Tony achieved?

Tony got one minute, 14 seconds. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I'm happy with that. Oh, my God. Wow. I'm happy with that. It felt way longer. It felt like five minutes. You really hit the jackpot when he said, oh, go and check, and then decided to scan some man's bloody Kit Kat.

Who's going to check the papers? Surely you'd just be like, yeah, we don't fucking have that. Okay, so before you do yours, we need to nail the rules because I thought when I did mine, you said you're allowed one bridging phrase. It can be up to three words. So I was like, just one sec. So I blew them all in one go because I thought that's how it worked. But Tony sprinkled them throughout.

So which one is it? See, my impression was that it was you had three chances at using a bridging phrase. That's what I thought. Oh, well, you invented the game. Yeah. I'm just a bit fucked up about the rules situation, to be honest. So am I.

You changed them. Yeah, I'm really fucked up. I'm going to go back and listen to the original episode where he brought it up because I went by the rules that he gave me. Should we get it up now? I demand a recount, to be honest. Maybe we should. Here we go.

Bust me. Very attractive. I'll go. now i demand a recount to be honest maybe we should here we go this is justin today and all that shit keep going you call it no you say hi and then they will ask you hi what can i do for you and after they ask you a question you do not answer it okay yeah and let's just say if if if he's gonna hang up because if she's going to hang up, because I'm worried she'll hang up, right, you can use maybe two to three filler words in the middle to keep the 30 seconds going. Oh, okay.

Yeah, no more than three words. No more than three words. I thought it was filler phrase, like I could two to three times, I could talk. No, you can talk once and up to three words. Oh, yeah, you're right. So we can keep the one minute 14 score. One minute 14?

All right, so when you do yours, it's you speak once, max three words. Okay, I can do it. So you have to really use that sparingly, the filler words. Yeah, and that's after they ask a question. So I can talk and talk and talk until they ask me a question. Yeah, don't blow your load like I did. Yes, and that's after they ask a question. So I can talk and talk and talk until they ask me a question. Yeah. Don't blow your load like I did. Yes.

I'm used to that. What business am I calling, guys? Give me one. That's up to you. Why don't we call... Tony, any ideas? Yeah. Well, I was going to say the cheesecake shop,

but they probably know you there. So what about... Or wherever you get your cheesecakes. Yeah. Yeah. Call a gym and ask them about a membership because they'll be really busy. Ask really dumb questions like, what's a dumbbell? Yeah.

Hey, I'm new to fitness. Do you have a treadmill? How many treadmills do you have and how many buttons do each of them have? That's so good. So I'm calling Snap 24 Fitness Perth okay here we go i feel it thanks for calling jack i'm speaking good day jacob how are you mate i'm just wondering uh i'm new to sort of gymming in general like covid body sort of got me thinking i need to get fit for 2020 you know what i mean i feel like i need to just sort of get out there and get fit again

and it's been a while i just want to know a couple things gym related you got you guys are a gym, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah fully functional gym. Yeah, and so you guys would have like you guys have like a water bottle refill station Yeah, so it's a 24 7 gym man, it's just in the city on the CBD Anyone's George toast man when you're cruising, we've literally got all Techno Gym equipment. So essentially, you've got all the cardio equipment on the left-hand side as you come in. You've got cross trainers, stairmasters, treadmills, everything you need, stretching room on the right.

When you head down towards the back, bro, we've essentially got all of the free weights, plate-loaded, pin-loaded machines, all that sort of stuff. We have a water fountain, dude. The actual fountain at the moment, you can't use just because of COVID and all that, but the actual, you can fill your water bottle up there.

I mean, we sell bottles here too, if you forget one, and towels, all that sort of stuff. So there's no stress there. Right, right, right, right. I'm feeling new. Yeah, dude. I mean, the best thing to do is come around and check it out, man. You can literally come in, have a bit of a goose, do a trial if you like, we can give you a free day.

You can wander around, check it out, ask me any questions. Yeah, we've got a really cool PT here named Joe as well. Cool. If you need a little bit of guidance, assistance, all that sort of stuff, he runs some group fitness classes midway through the day if you can get a lunch break. Yeah, I know I get a lunch break. That's what's got me in this position, too many lunch breaks.

Fair enough. Well, 12.15 every day because we've got Quite a corporate style gym Right So we've got a lot of people Come in from the The big wig engineering buildings And all that stuff Around on their lunch break

12.15 He runs a 45 minute class Cool Essentially if you're quite fresh Quite new It's good It's non-specific So essentially it's got

A little bit of everything As far as cardio Strength, resistance All that sort of stuff At the same time You can do your own thing Alright cool man Alright well I've got your number

And I will I'll tee something up in the next couple of days, okay? Yeah. Can you see yourself popping in sometime next week, mate? Yeah. Hello? I think you cut out a bit.

Hey, if you can hear me, hopefully i'll catch you next week when oh there you are sorry mate you cut out for a second there hey uh uh sorry mate you you must be cutting out uh monday through thursday mate 9 a.m to 7 hopefully i'll see you next week mate, 9am to 7. Hopefully I'll see you next week. Oh, you hung up! Oh, shit! What was the time, Jenna?

39 seconds! That little fucker! What's with personal trainers and just not asking questions? He was really good at his job, though. He was really selling the gym. I was like, I'm going to fucking join that gym. That sounds great.

Alright. Anyway, let's end this. Tony, thank you for coming on. Thank you guys for having me. I had lots of fun with you except for Jenna. We tend to get that feedback from many people. From no one. Tony, One Trick Tony is where people can find you and that's on Apple Podcasts or wherever people get their podcasts. Wherever you get your one. Tony, One Trick Tony is where people can find you, and that's on Apple Podcasts or wherever people get their podcasts.

Wherever you get your podcasts. Also, One Trick Tony show on Instagram or wherever you get your stories. Maybe a library. And so we're going to be in an episode with Tony on her podcast coming out Thursday. Is Jenna going to be on that as well or just that? Absolutely not. She's not welcome. She is the opposite

of welcome. I don't want to be on it. Well, you weren't invited. Shut up, Tony. Move to you, Jenna. Take this to the streets. It was a pleasure, Tony. We love you. You have an open welcome anytime. Come on the podcast. So make sure you go check out her podcast and subscribe for part two. We'll be over there.

Fun. Oh, and also, I'm going to be uploading the chat I had with Sam Smith not long ago. Oh, yeah. A little bonus episode for you guys. I haven't heard this interview myself, so I'm very keen. It's one of my best ones yet with them. I've spoken to them a couple of times, and they were in a real good mood. Their album has just dropped, Love Goes. So I thought, you know what?

We have fun. Two big old gays. Let's upload it. Good. Oh, it'll be right after this episode in our feed. Did you stuff up the they, them pronouns at any point? Oh my God. You should have seen me.

I had them written on a post-it note next to the webcam. And every time I went to speak. But you never talk about them in that tense. Like it's very rare that I'll go, hi them. Like it's. Well, you wouldn't say hi them. No. Just like I wouldn't say hi he to you.

Exactly right. So I didn't stumble. I think I nailed it. We got on like a house on fire. And they actually invited me to drinks on Oxford Street and want to be in a thrupper with Hayden and I. Oh. I was going to say they're a plus one, but Hayden sounds like he's already taken that

spot anyway. Although I think Sam was very happy to just cast him away. You'll hear it all in the chat. We'll play it. It's going to be a little uploaded extra, right? Yes, it will be. All right, guys. We'll catch you back next week.

Thanks for listening. See you guys. Bye. Bye. Oh, Jenna. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app.

Or follow on Spotify. She's gone. Welcome to ADD Brief. This is the secret segment on the end. Please don't tell anyone about it. It's not the best example of our work, really. Yeah, it really isn't. No, it's not the best we have to offer.

So don't go telling everyone about this. If you found it, great. Welcome. You're more than welcome to stick around. But the thing is we actually don't expect people to listen all the way to the end through this shit yeah like people say to me in real life oh i didn't make it through add refi got bored and i'm like babe that's the point yeah that's what you want to you're not meant to we're not trying at all during this bit

do you think people sell our podcast in the way that we think they do. Like, oh, it's two great friends and their trusty sidekick, Jenna. I guess so. No. Why? What do you think they say? One fat diabetic and a confusing gendered one. And then there's someone who's been his since the dawn of time. I'm just going off the TikTok comments for Christ's sake.

Everyone's like, what gender is that one? I know. Fuck off. And they'm like, fuck off. And they're all seven years old. I'm used to that, though. One of them was a genuine question. I remember one was like, what gender that one? And I was like, a fucking guy, open your eyes, piece of shit.

They're like, I'm three. It was a genuine question. I don't have vision yet. I have not developed a cornea. They all backtrack when you say shit like that. Oh, they all back down. It's funny because when we first started this podcast. Yeah, a year ago.

I, yeah, I feel like for the first little while it was just our, like people who already knew us. Like people who already followed me, already followed you. Our family and friends, whatever. So there was no one outside of that. But then now that we've started posting on TikTok, we've reached far corners of the internet where people have no fucking clue where we are oh my god who we are we disappear and they're like what the fuck is that i know and now we're starting to get all these comments from people who are seeing us for the first time and we've never had to deal with this it's very funny someone from um british columbia dm me the other day really i love the podcast do you i was like thanks where

are you from talking to'm talking to British Columbia. I had to Google it. Canada. Sounds like a movie production company. Did you see that one that was like, oh, my God, why does she seem like she's on the verge of tears about Jenny? And I'm like, no, that's just her. We didn't upset her.

That's just. That's also how we want to brand it. That's the point. That's it. And she is. She's not putting it on. I'm always on the verge of tears. Even on her birthday, she's always sad. Yeah.

Can you pass me one of those eucalyptus gumdrops, me? Guys, a little tidbit to the inside. Just chuck me the whole container. I'll chuck three in at once. Mitch has, um, Mitch's desk is, we probably have the biggest desk in the Kiss team, to be honest, because you've got all those bloody monitors and chips. Yeah, it looks like I'm landing a flight. It does.

It looks like you're landing a Boeing A380 from Singapore on its maiden voyage. light it does look like so many screens landing a boeing a380 from singapore and it's made in voyage um anyway he's got all this food and these little items and these little eucalyptus gumdrops how many of these boxes do you buy a week oh i haven't had to buy them in a while but i i used to get them those little eucalyptus drops from um what's the brand candy cottage jenny you started that company didn't you i used to get them from my local IGA and I would bring them to work and my colleagues kept scabbing them off me and I would buy more and then all of a sudden they were discontinued from IGA or they'd be there some weeks but not others. So I was like, if I'm going to be having people scab off me, I don't want to risk not having

any. So I ordered in bulk. I've got a whole box under my desk full of them. That's like the limited run of merch we did when you made 10 mugs, and now they're all just sitting in your wardrobe. Yeah, I haven't figured out how to start a web store or any of that shit. What about those mugs? They're limited edition.

The merch is coming, don't worry. Yeah, we're on it. We're on the merch. But those mugs are like OG prototypes. I suppose. You know, Toni said something that I liked. What? When she reads out

a review of her podcast One Trick Tony, she sends them a fun-sized Mars bar. Mm-hmm. What if we maybe gave out a mug? We have to get rid of them.

We both have one. Can I have one? Jenna, they're for the listeners. How selfish. You both have one? Grow up, Jenna. Grow up.

You have it. No, I suppose you actually, I paid for it. What about him? I transferred. Actually, Jenna should. I paid for it. What about him? I transferred. He paid for it. I paid for it.

We went halves in it. We did go halves. I'll pay for it. We'll give you a mug. No, I can pay for it. No, you can have it. Okay. Take it.

We owe you that in there. We could give them out as an ultimatum. If you guys leave a review at random, each week we'll do one and we'll do it for however many mugs we've got and you DM us and we'll send you out a mug. Okay. Well, Tony also mentioned that Payson, which is producer Mason,

looked after that, so who wants to put their hand up? I will. Volunteer Jenna to do it. Oh, shut up! I'll do it. What is it? Sending it? Sending it. Oh, shut up. I'll do it. What is it? Sending it? Sending it.

Getting the address. You can have a mug if you do it. Can you message that Claudia chick that came on? Because I need to send her these Red Rooster vouchers. Maybe she can organise it. No, Jenna. God. Poor Claudia. Oh, she replied. God. Poor Claudia.

Oh, she replied. She messaged me. I fucking knew it. You picked the right person for that one. I'm stupidly gullible. Oh, poor thing. Listening to the right podcast. Can you minimise Zoom?

I keep looking at my own reflection. When Tony hung up, it put us up there instead of her. Wasn't she fun? I love Tony. She's so great. Yeah. Yeah, she's okay. She's a bad...

Yeah, she really targeted you, Jenna. Yeah, she's... Yeah, I feel like people need to know that that's just a running joke that Jenna and Tony have. She's not actually being cruel to her. No, but the stuff we put on Jenna is pure hatred. I wasn't kidding. Can you minimise it?

I keep looking at myself. I am. I've got to log in. This put on journal is pure hatred. I wasn't kidding. Can you minimise it? I keep looking at myself. I am. I've got to log in. This whole computer system is barbaric. Can I have a ukulele? Update, update. There's still no logo behind me this week, everyone. Yeah.

At least the studios won't fucking turn off. And once again, the texts were like, it should work now. I tested it. It's all fixed. I tried it. No. So, yeah, they don't really know what's going on. I tried it.

No. So, yeah, they don't really know what's going on. I know that everyone's just as invested in this as I am, but it's just how the fuck can we just have it there one week and all of a sudden it's impossible? It's pretty bad, isn't it? It's ridiculous. I don't think we should be eating these. It doesn't sound good.

No, I agree. Our voices sound gross. I've said this before. Hayden is obsessed with this kind of ASMR, just constant chewing. Oh, like people who do those eating videos. Yeah. Crank my mic. I'll do one for him.

Hi, Hayden. Here we go. Oh, my. Describe what you're eating, but whisper it. My throat's so soft. I need a eucalyptus drop. And to clear the sinuses. I know I'm probably not supposed to do this, but I bite them.

Yeah, I'm not into that. Sorry, mate. It says in Thai. Yeah, that really killed the vibe. Sorry about that. yeah i'm not into that sorry my incessant typing was yeah that really killed the vibe sorry about that i'm trying to be all peaceful and you're like i'm trying to get you're a very aggressive typer has anyone ever told you that yeah it's like i'm in an episode of ncis trying to hack into a pedophile's laptop ready i've got the codes, Bridget. I'm hacking the mainframe as we speak. What are you doing?

402-109-DRIVE. He's on Smithfield. He's got photos of the president's kid. I'm locked out. We have to go there in person. Have you got on yet? No. I can't keep looking at my side profile.

I forgot the password. What do you mean? I've been doing variations of what I think the password has been. That's what all that typing is. Oh, caps lockers on. I did a bit of online shopping this week and I finally... What did you get, Dylan? A bunch of new clothes for summer. I finally bit the bullet and just got a bigger size because I'm like, I don't think I'm shedding

my ISO weight anytime soon. Yeah. I've just, I've resigned to the fact that I've put on weight. Oh. You're going to have to be happy with that. I can't change it. What do you mean? Just turn the TV off.

You're just like the techs here. Just pull it out. Oh, you'll have to be happy with that. Fucking hell. Anyway. Do you know what my biggest issue with trying to lose weight is? Yeah. The fucking free food at work.

They've got this bloody commercial deal. If you can't get in, just stop typing. It's very off-putting. Sorry, sorry. I'm getting the president's daughter's photos deleted. Oh, we get sent so much free shit. We've spoken about this before. It's hell on earth. Sorry, sorry. I'm getting the president's daughter's photos deleted. Oh, we get sent so much free shit. We've spoken about this before.

It's hell on earth. They've got this new commercial deal with... Oh, shit. What? It's Jax Jones. Who? He's on Zoom. I'm not joking. I'm on Zoom too.

He'll see me. Oh, get down. Who is that? For nights. It's 8.15 at night and my show starts in 45 minutes. I'll just do the interview and you edit around it. I have to take it. Yeah, I don't want to speak to him.

Okay, go on. I don't know who I'm talking to. Then he can see us. You're going to have to fucking get out. Are we just going to sit here and not reference that I'm here? That'd be so funny. I'll just sit here and not. And stare at the spread.

Laugh at the jokes. No, not even. Not even. Just deadpan. Just don't say anything about the fact that there's two other people I'm just timing out my show Just don't say anything about the fact that there's two other people on screen I don't know the password

to get in guys I'm very confused about what's going on Alright, Jax Jones is not in the waiting room I apologise, that was a 15 minute notification Sorry, it just said Jax Jones and I freaked out See, in 15 minutes So he's not actually on 15-minute notification. Oh. Sorry. It just said Jax Jones and I freaked out. See? In 15 minutes.

So he's not actually on. So we'll just wrap up by then. Let's go back to your diet. Sorry. I can't remember what I was saying. You want to lose weight. Free work food. Oh.

Oh, right. Yeah. I don't think it's that good of a story, but anyway, I'll tell it. Yeah, I was going to say the biggest issue with losing weight is the amount of free food we get here at work. Yeah. And they've got this new arrangement with one of the new clients, Garlow's Pie. Oh, my God. And so they've just got this bloody pie oven set up permanently at the roof.

I can smell it, yeah. And it's like with everything that's happened in 2020, if I want a pie, I'm going to eat a pie. Yeah. Life is too short to say no to a free pie. Couldn't agree more. And so I've been having a lot of pies. It's probably not good for my figure, but oh well. How many pies have you been having a day on average? No, like two a week.

Right, okay. Max. Yeah. So, you know, but there's other things that get sent in, so, you know. Yeah. I'm just not very disciplined. What are you clicking over there? I'm doing my job.

Okay, well, let's finish then, because I feel like I'm talking to a wall. I'm doing multiple things at once. Jeez, riveting conversation. It's like I'm talking to a brick wall. All right, well, we should go, guys. We should go. Thanks so much for listening. It was an absolute pleasure. Back next week, all that jazz, you know, we should go, guys. We should go. Thanks so much for listening. It was an absolute pleasure.

Back next week, all that jazz, you know, et cetera, et cetera. You know how it works. Yeah. By now. You can leave us a review, and I'm going to go ahead and say it. Leave us a review, and if your review is read out on the pod, I will organise getting a mug, which means you will probably never end up getting a mug.

What happens in future episodes when we run out of fucking mugs? Like, that's going to be a big promise to uphold, because then we'll give away these mugs, and then there's no incentive in future. It's incentive to do it, to leave a review now if you haven't already done one. It's like when you go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and you're sitting on that chair waiting, and then people keep getting shit wrong, and you know you're only going to win maybe a thousand bucks, but you still do it. You know what I mean?

This is like a limited time run guys so just get your reviews in because we're at two thirty something let's get to two fifty and then if we read yours out on the pod

you'll get a limited edition money can't buy one of ten Ijem mugs. I don't even think there's ten to be honest. Yeah you maybe

dropped one or Isabella sort of played with it. No we ordered ten and then you took one I took one I think you gave one to be honest. Yeah, you maybe dropped one. It was Isabella sort of played with it. No, we ordered 10 and then you took one. I took one. I think you gave one to your mum. Yeah, maybe. Oh my God, my mum sends little boomerangs in.

Your mum got one and I didn't get one. They're here to give out. We paid for them. We bought them. We did buy them. I didn't know about it. I would have contributed. Yeah, we left you off those emails.

Leave us a review. We'll see how it goes. Who knows? Back next week. It was a pleasure. You too. Much love as always. Alright, well, I thought my mic was off. I couldn't hear myself.

No, no, I think you're down from the ASMR. Ah, alright. Well, anyway, we'll catch you guys next week. Thanks for listening. See you guys. Goodbye. And catch us on Tony's podcast as well. Oh yeah, One Trick Tony. Search it in the App Store or wherever you get your podcasts.