Is It Just Me? - #49: MAJOR Viagra Update

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

In this episode: The top 5 live performance FAILS & NAILS (08:19) What does the W in Big W stand for? (17:24) Reading out this week's Apple Podcasts reviews (21:32) A MAJOR viagra update (27:49) Our "secret segment" ADDebrief (38:26)    Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Do you reckon we should include Janet's name in the opener? How about a compromise? We'll say her name, but it's said in Simlish. Brayley!

Drop a newbie. Perfect. Now, here's Mitch Chooley and Mitchell Coon. Yes, hello, guys. Hello. Back again. Hi, Jenna. Hi.

Good to be here. Episode 49. I think you're right, yeah. Almost. I know if it was 50, I'd make a big old deal. Party poppers and everything. It's at the point where I'm like, oh, should we even bother counting them? But it does make it easier for people to keep track, I feel.

And people, it's like they're collecting Tarzos or something. Everyone's like, oh, this happened in episode 47 and also 41. I'm excited, though, for the show. And, Jenna, when's it coming? What? Oh, yeah, that's right. If you were listening last week, you might remember Jenna was actually stepping up for Once in a Bloody Life.

Produced a segment. Yes. She's always been useless to us. And then last week she actually contributed ideas. Many ideas too. And then we said, well, if you really want to prove your worth, you have to organise some free food, like all good producers, for the show this week. So what have you got for us?

What? What have you ordered? It was free food or you're out. And I said Oporto, Mitch said Red Rooster. Ah, very funny. No, I did the rash shirts and the sweeper. There was no mention of... That was last week, and then the challenge was to get us free food this week.

In order to earn your keep. That is no such thing. Do we have to get the group chat open? Okay, open it. What do you mean? We said Jenna. No, you didn't. I'm starving.

I can't believe you forgot. There was no food order. Mitch literally messaged me today and said, I'm not going to get lunch because I want to bring the... Oh, shut up. No, that is not true. It's not. Gaslighting.

That was not good. If you're new here, that was the fourth edition of Gaslighting Jenna. No, that freaked me out for a bit. Why? I think she's on to us now. We can't pull this off anymore. No, at first I thought you meant I would have to get the rash that's made. No.

Well, you had to drive to Roxy headquarters and ask if they can give you a mock-up. Jokes aside, if you were listening last week, I do have an update. Yeah. Remember how I was whinging about being scammed because I ordered a stress ball online from a dodgy website that turned out to be BS? Yeah. Well, look what arrived today. No.

The gobbles. No way. Gobbles. Gobbles. The gobbles. Look. Oh my God. I could have sworn it was a three-pack when I drank all of it,

but it's just the one. You know what? This is so exciting. Look, I wasn't scammed after all. It looks amazing. Oh, my God. It looks like a little piece of chewed up bubble gum. Hold it up against the microphone.

Go. I don't think it's going to make much noise. That's not really much to it. Throw it Let me play No you meant to throw it Against windows ready Oh my

It sticks to glass Whoa So I don't know If it's a stress ball Or a toy But hey It arrived It's also

Yeah it's not really stressy No it's not It's like a You know what it looks like The underside of a frog's chin Yes it does You squeeze it And it kind of blows out

Like that Like when you know How you've got a balloon with only a little bit of air left in it? Yeah. And you can squeeze it without it popping? Kind of like that. Let me have a pie, Jenna. I'll throw it against the screen. It's still... Don't throw it against the TV screen. What the fuck made you think

that was a good idea? The LCD just warped. We only just got these things fixed. I know. It changes back to the old screens. Imagine me trying to explain that to the techs. Mitch threw a gobble against the screen. It's gobble. Gobble. Well, I don't know if it is because that was a fake product.

You still can't find gobbles if you Google them. So maybe you bought them and they went into receivership and now they don't exist. I feel like it still very much counts as a scam because I paid $12 and this thing, the packaging that it comes in quite clearly says that it costs two cents. So they've marked me up right a lot. It's also a glorified water balloon with air in it.

Yeah. Yeah, that's just probably got bloody. That's probably from Wilhart. That probably has coronavirus air inside it. I reckon it was someone, some scheming person. It was just their idea. Let's buy a bunch of two cent balls and then create a TikTok ad, which by the way, aren't that expensive.

TikTok ads are like $20. Really? And then we'll just sell it for $12 and then make a TikTok ad, which, by the way, aren't that expensive. TikTok ads are like $20. Really? And then we'll just sell it for $12 and then make all this money. Well, good for them. Should we make a TikTok ad? You can go for your life. I want to throw this out the window. Take your anger out.

Don't pop it on your nose. Oh, shit! You just hit Mitch! What the fuck? She's getting her revenge. She's pulling a butcher's knife out. She's got a gun. Jenna, that's the weakest throw

I've ever seen. Anyway, Mitch did order globals last week. It's gobbles. Gobbles. Gobbles. Gobbles. Like a gobby. Jenna, stop throwing it. No, just let her play. It's better if she's away from the mic anyway. Let her burn herself out. Welcome to Is It Just Me? Mitch Turi, Mitchell Coombs, Jenna Benson. We're all here. It is better if she's away from the mic anyway. Let her burn herself out. Welcome to Is It Just Me?

Mitch Turi, Mitchell Coombs, Jenna Benson. We're all here. It is a big week. We actually... Sorry. Keep going. Do you want to take yourself outside? Here you go.

That's me. Oh, it's got fluff and shit all over it now. Jenna, look. Oh. None of that was there before it reached you. No, when it reached me, all that hair was on it. Look at that. It's like it's been behind a couch for a month.

I can see the lint from here. What have you done, Jenna, to my good gobble? Looks like a yellow Leamington. Stop! Anyway. I'm going to... Is It Just Me is the name of the podcast. Yeah.

It's chaos if you're new here. It really is. And this is something we've been doing every week. Viagra update. Viagra update. Uneventful too, Jenna. Very. It hasn't really proven fruitful.

Mitch, because there's a broken penis. The penis is broken. Not true. It's out of order at the moment. No, also not true. It's just warped a little bit. No, it's because the new antidepressants I've started taking recently, apparently a side effect is it kind of ruins your sex life

in many ways, shapes and forms. So just in case it became an issue, they gave me Viagra to use. So we've been doing Viagra update to sort of get updated on the process and they've been uneventful. We've got nothing every week. To recap, I've only used it once but it wasn't helpful

at all because the person with whom I was hooking up with only had a small window of opportunity. They just dropped in and it didn't kick in in time. They already left. Yeah, they needed four to six hours. Noticed.

For it to work. Well, every week I've been disappointing you saying no update, no update. I have a major update this week. And I don't know what it is either. It's not what you're thinking, but it's a pretty big development. I'll give you that. Right. So you've taken a but it's a pretty big development. I'll give you that. Right. So you've taken a pill?

Oh, my God. No, I'll tell you later. Oh. Later in the show, we'll get across that? Yes. Brilliant. All right. I'll save it for later.

It's a big one. Well, is it really big? It's soft. That's for sure. That's what we know. We also start the week the same every single week. And is it just me each? Something we've noticed?

Something we hate or appreciate? It's most often hate. We're very grumpy at the same. Every single week. And is it just me each? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's most often hate. We're very grumpy at the moment. Not true. Not true. What was yours? I've been making a conscious effort not to make them things I hate. Yeah, very true, actually.

Yeah, there's been a positive tone. Mine last week was very hatey. So I'm bringing it back. And mine's more something I've noticed this week. Something that has blown me away. Something that we probably notice every single day of our lives, but something that has been slipping under the radar, hasn't clicked for us. Okay.

Well, mine's going to make you cringe. Oh. I promise you that. Like, it'll be like, oh, God. It's not something I've done. No, no, no. Nothing you've done. Thank Christ.

But who's going to go first? Well, I went first last week. Why don't you start us off? Whose turn is it? I don't think you did go first last week, but, like, I don't care. I did. I can go. I always feel like I go first.

I don't want to say whose turn. I'll just go. You pick. All right, Mitch goes first. Idjim of the week, let's go. Is it just me or? Is it just me or Do you love judging other people's singing ability Even though you yourself cannot sing for shit

Oh, I mean, yeah I'm a big fan of those YouTube montages You know, the ones that are like Oh, singers' best and worst live performances Yeah It'll compare times they've nailed it And times that they've totally bombed on stage. Hayden does that all the time.

There's always Mariah in there, always Ari. It's always the high note gals. Yes, exactly. I'm a big fan of, you know, the edge of the seat moment. Are they going to nail the high note? Are they not? Yeah. So I'm doing another Idjim Top 5 today.

I've done a few. Oh, lovely. It's officially a thing now because I've made an opener. Idjim Top 5. So this is the Top 5. Bohemian, lovely. It's officially a thing now because I've made an opener. Air Gym Top 5. So this is the top five. Live, nails and fails. Oh. But the thing is, I'm not going to tell you before playing the audio

whether it was a nail or a fail. Oh, and we have to differentiate. Oh, you'll know. I just want you to experience that tension. Oh, my God. Are they going to do it or not? Are they going to fuck it? Yeah.

All right. I'm excited. First up, let's do this one from Rihanna. This is her live performance of Diamonds. Does she nail it or is it a fail? Okay. Oh, that's beautiful. Absolutely seamless. Yeah.

Like a bird gliding through the sky. That's a definite nail. Nailed it. Yeah, nail. Well done. Because she did very well. That was amazing. And it could have gone either way.

It was always in the high note. Like she sort of builds it up and then she got there. Rihanna doesn't really fail. She's a... Oh, there was a few fails. They didn't have the heart to put them in there though. Oh, okay. All right.

The next one. Yeah. This is Kesha with Praying. Sorry, Fail. I'm already going to put it out there. With Praying? Yes. You know that really famous whistle note in that song?

It's really high. And she herself has said that it took her 10 takes in the studio to nail it. And she would probably never attempt it live because it's that challenging a note to hit. But in this performance, to my knowledge, the first and only time she's ever attempted it live. Okay, let's go. Does she know the title? Good girl, Kesha.

Oh, she did it. Why am I the only one clapping? Oh, sorry. No, bad Kesha. What did you say, Jenna? You just went, no. No, because, no, I meant I was expecting it to be bad. I was too. It was a bit bumpy at first.

Yeah. Pitchy at first. And the way you said it, and her track record with being a bit of a junkie, I thought maybe she might. How very dare you. I'm just saying facts. She's good now and clean. I love Kesha.

I love Kesha too. She was on my show last week. Wow. Oh, cute invite. Yeah. I wish it was an, oh shit, Kesha's calling. That would have been great. It was Mitch till midnight, not Mitch and Mitchell till midnight.

Yeah. All right. That was brilliant. Okay. The next one is Idina Menzel. Oh, Frozen. Yes. Yeah.

This is her singing Let It Go from Frozen. Brilliant. Does she nail the high notes? Here we go. Here we go. You know what? Doesn't that hurt just to listen to it? My throat was sore at the thought of going, ah! She recovers well. True. Yeah, really.

Only real fans and gay men would realise that that was incorrect. Had you guys heard that before? No, never. I thought that you guys were going to know straight away because it went viral. Really? Everyone knew, not just gay men and fans, just so you know.

It went viral at the time. And her response was, guys, any song where I nail at least 75% of the notes is a success in my eyes. So she kind of just laughed it off. She was smoking a cigar. She said, anyone who's fucking says that. I was going to throw in a performance where she nailed it just as a curveball, but I was like, no, that fails too good to not play.

That was. But she honestly kept going. Like, she could have just stopped and given up, but, yeah, props to her. She was performing at New Year's Rock and Eve or whatever you call it. You can't just not perform. With Ryan Seacrest.

You can't just stop. She was at the iHeart Jingle Ball. Good on her for carrying on instead of running off stage in tears. She could have. No, but she could have just stopped. Yeah. So haven't you seen the Mariah Carey videos of when she screws up and she just pulls the headset off and she's like, I'm done.

Yeah, I didn't even put any Mariah in there because I knew that you would just know. She's notorious for it. I'd be more shocked if she nailed a note, to be honest. All right, okay, number four. All right, the next one is Madonna with Like a Prayer. Here it is. Oh, God. Life is a mystery.

Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name. And it feels like... Appalling. Absolutely atrocious. She sounds like that one confident girl in the school choir. She does. Who's terrible, who's terrible, but just is confident.

She sings at every mass, even though she has no business singing at mass. Oh, the poor thing. That was at Eurovision, that performance, and she uploaded that performance to her YouTube channel, but with another recording over the top with like a much better rendition. And all the comments are like, babe, we were watching live. We heard how shocking it was. You can't hide it from us.

So that was the original audio. She tried to cover her tracks, but yeah, that was woeful. You know what? I'm still impressed at all these people. Good on them for still going. That's the thing. That's what I'm saying. Like I have no business judging because I can't sing for shit shit but i still just love watching these compilations where it compares

them what's next number five all right so the last one is celine dion with all by myself so you might think celine dion you know one of the best singers in the world she couldn't possibly fail but i would like to point out that this was the first time she performed this song in Vegas after her husband died. But that could either make you nail it with emotion and energy or make you choke up. Is it about her husband? Not really.

Well, she's all by herself. Oh, true. Jenna. You do the math. I don't know. Here we go. The last one. When I was young

Never needed anyone making love was just for fun those days are gone oh by Michelle Oh, by myself Don't want to be Oh, by myself

Anymore Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. It'd be awkward if she failed now. Stop talking over it. I'm sorry. Oh, funny that you say awkward if she failed now

because she doesn't sing the rest of the song. She breaks down on stage. Oh, because she's breaking down. Oh, she's breaking down. If you watch the YouTube video, that's where she stops singing. Oh, my God, I'm shocked. So you're like, awkward if she failed now. And I'm like...

I was ready to applaud. But it doesn't matter. She nailed the high note. That's all that's important. Exactly right. Everyone gets the fucking picture from there. It's almost like this podcast. One really great moment and the rest is utter trash. I think that that's important. Exactly right. Everyone gets the fucking picture from there. It's almost like this podcast. One really great moment and the

rest is utter trash. I think that most of that song was good, but once you're at the last chorus, you can just like, I'll pretend it's an instrumental. Yeah, but that's not like Kesha. She didn't just smoke a pack of Winfield Blues and crack. You know, her husband died. Emotion. She's all by herself.

Yeah, it wasn't nicotine in the nose. In the nose. In the nose. In the nodes. Not in the nose. Wouldn't put it past Kesha. Two ciggies in the nose, though. Rancid. I'm going to play this audio to Kesha next time she's on your show.

No, no, no, no, no. She won't come back. You didn't get along. Why not? What, really? I need some cheering up. Viv, thank you for being an absolute king of the airwaves I love listening It says more about you if you didn't get along with Kesha

No, we got along She's great I love Kesha I can't believe you didn't tell me that she was coming on I'm furious Yeah, sorry Where's that fucking gobble? I'm going to peg it out

No, don't throw that Linfield shit thing Where is it? Back off! Where'd my toy go? I'm jumping into my e-gym to stop you Is it just me? Or? shit thing. Where is it? Back off. Where'd my toy go? I'm jumping into my agent to stop you. Is it just me or? Did you not realise that the W in Big W stands for Woolworth?

Until today. Yes. I didn't know until today. Oh, you found out today? Yeah, I did. Oh, shit. I should have done this last week. Yeah, you should have. Have more impact.

I found out yesterday. Oh, really? When did you find out? Like a couple of days ago. How did you find out? Like a couple of days ago. How did you find out? Found out on TikTok. Oh. But the thing is, so WSFM is older audience, right?

So I posted an article about that on WS and all the comments are like, obviously, who doesn't know that? Really? There was nobody saying, oh, I had no idea. They all knew it. But in our oh, I had no idea. They all knew it. But then our generation, I had no idea either. I found out because Sophie Monk said it today on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Yeah, but were you shocked when it happened?

I mean, I wouldn't say shocked. I was just like, oh, that's a fun fact that I didn't know. Really? Oh, I was blown away. It's a big Woolworths. It doesn't really reflect what the shop actually is, though. It's not a big Woolworths at all. Yeah, it's also got nothing that Woolworths. It doesn't really reflect what the shop actually is, though. It's not a big Woolworths at all. Yeah, it's also got nothing that Woolworths sells.

Yeah, apart from maybe like Tic Tacs. That's about it. Yeah, cheap socks. Yeah. Well, I thought I'd Google things that, you know, that sort of trend. It's like, I was today years old when I found out. Yeah. Yeah, I thought I'd get a couple that actually shocked me.

Okay. And were you actually today years old? Because I was today years old when I found out the Woolworths thing. No, I was Monday years old when I found out. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I'm like, I've got to save that for the podcast. Jenna, you have one too. Oh, all this shit that you're about to read out.

Yeah, yeah. I only found out today. Jenna, you start us with one. Okay, so you know the Devondale logo? It's butter, Devondale butter. Or milk. Or milk, yeah. The dairy company, yeah.

Here we go. So it's a cow, right? With butter. Or milk. Or milk, yeah, the dairy company, yeah. Here we go. So it's a cow, right? With its legs. Yep. Beautiful. Nice cow. You know, staying just a black and white cow, dairy cow. Yep.

Now, if you look closer, look at the legs. They're farmers. They're people holding the cow up. I'm so smart. I knew that already. They're farmers. This is now a game of teach me something today because it's like I was today years old when, but so far I've known everything.

He only knows that because if you zoom in, it's his mum and dad. All right. I was today years old when I found out the sides on juice boxes and cartons are for kids to hold it so they don't squeeze out the juice. You know how there's the little sides that fold up? That's a good one. Oh. Yeah. For little babies to hold so they don't squeeze out the juice. You know how there's the little signs that fold up? That's a good one. Oh. Yeah, for little babies to hold so they don't choke it

and juice goes everywhere. I wouldn't think that they'd be able to hold that. They're quite heavy. Yeah, but just on the table so they don't grip the middle of it like a bit willy and then it squeezes everywhere. Okay, well, there you go. I didn't know that. Game over.

I was today years old when realising that if you press down the space bar on your iPhone, it acts as a mouse pad. Did know that. Did you? Yeah, I knew that. Actually was today years old when realising that if you press down the space bar on your iPhone, it acts as a mouse pad. Did know that. Did you? Yeah, I knew that. Tech. Actually, you're both tech people.

Yeah, I should have known. Yeah, but I've never used that. I don't understand the reason behind that feature. Oh, really? It's really cool. Yeah, you hold down the space bar and then you can like click. Have a cursor. Yeah.

Today years old when you realise that there's actually a hidden bear in the Toblerone logo in the mountain. Have a look. There's a giant bear in the Toblerone logo in the mountain. Have a look. There's a giant bear in there. Yep, I've seen that. Oh, yes, I saw that. I eat a lot of chocolate. I'm just so switched on, Darlene.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get things past me. I was today years old when I realised that Pumba was spelt with two A's. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah, I knew that. Fuck off! I was today years old when I realised that Michael Myers,

you know, the face mask from the horror movie, was just William Shatner's face painted white. Do you know that? I've never. Fuck off. I was today years old when I realised that Michael Myers, you know, the face mask from the horror movie, was just William Shatner's face painted white. Do you know that? I've never seen the film, so no. Shit. I don't know what that is. Let me find one that gets you. I was today years old when I found out that the fraction number,

the division, like divided by, is just an empty fraction with dots replacing the numbers. What? I don't understand. You know, like the division. Oh, like when you do two out of four, it's two, line, four. Yeah, and the division is because it's just a fraction. The two dots are just replacing the numbers.

Yeah. Maths things, how fun. What about this? This is fun. Yeah. This could be on the merch. I was today years old when I realised this. Stressed is just dessert spelt backwards.

Oh, everyone knows that's... Everyone knows that. I have seen that. Really? I had no idea. Are you serious? You clearly don't have aunties on Facebook. Everyone's shared that. Is it just me?

Like Beryl Dibbledean's number one podcast for kids who really want to dye their hair a quirky colour but don't have the confidence. Ain't that the truth? You know what? Just do it. Just dye it. That's what we say.

Yeah, go for it. Leave us a review if you like. Actually, we implore you to leave a review because there's a benefit for us, keeps us going on the cloud. Yeah, so while you're there on Apple Podcasts, hit subscribe so that we come up in your feed. Yeah, we do bonus bits too and there's some little extra off-air things like I had a chat with Sam Smith the other week. We put that up there.

Yep. It's been fun. Also, we do podcast shout-outs. We do. We read out free. As a result of bribes. Yeah. We only will read yours out if it's good.

And if it is good enough, you will get a free mug, an Ijum mug. That's not true. We'd love to read them all out, but we only have a certain amount of time on our hands and a certain amount of mugs to give away. In fact, this is the last three. Yeah, this is the last three. So it's about just as of next week.

Also, if you need to contact us, find our personal Facebooks. Someone went through the radio station to contact you and I this week. Oh, yeah, guys, our boss was very confused. Please don't email the station again. Just message us. Someone went to Kiss1065. Where's my mug? Info.

Hi, I won the mug with Mitch and Mitch. I think Jenna's got a soothing voice. Dead set through that in. And our boss was like, mate, what the fuck is this about? Oh, that's podcast related disregard. So just add us on Facebook or something. We'll delete you after. Let's go to Callum Cantrell.

Did you get her details in the end? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a special edition mug this week. Yeah, Jenna, if you check the Insta story, it's begun now. Yeah, that makes no sense. Jenna ripped open one of the mugs for an Insta story but it was taking so long that she freaked out so she used her wolverine nails to slice the box open so it's torn up and then she decided to sign it yes oh jenna who do you think you are so she's like love producer jenna with an x and a love heart oh my god she

was a smiley face yeah anyway three reviews let's read one Let's read one out. This is Callum Cantrell. He said, is it just me or is this podcast one of the best things to happen to your life? That's just the title. It's actually very sweet. I'm not sure how to articulate how thankful I am to have found this podcast, but I'm going to give it a shot. This year has especially sucked. I graduated in November of 2019, top of my grade, and yet I wasn't happy.

All eyes were on me to see what the next step in my life was going to be. But to be honest I wasn't ready and I was leading myself down a path of unhappiness due to so much pressure. I decided to take the year off and get some work happening to save up some money and it's been tough trying to find somewhere that I feel like I belong. I mean just pause. Same. We all feel like that.

At some point or another. Yeah not right now. On top of the world! Mitch Mitch and Jenna have honestly given myself a new lease on life. I struggle so much with mental illness and find it difficult to see the positives amidst the stress of the unknowns. Very funny. Of deciding where in life I will take my next step. But for once, as a young queer teen, I feel like I finally have people I can look up to who make me feel seen and represent the kind of people I can only wish to be in the future. Ijum shines a light through the blinds.

Funny, again. On the darkest days when I need it most, I can trust that when I listen to the newest episode, I'll be left in a fit of laughter that leaves me extremely sore. Great. I haven't been here for long, but the short couple of weeks I've been listening to you have made me feel welcomed. I'm forever grateful. For once, I feel like I'm happy.

I feel like I'm seen. I feel like I'm home. That's like I'm seen. I feel like I'm home. Oh, that's very nice, isn't it? Beautiful review. You've won yourself a special edition mug. Yeah, you can have the special edition mug. Callum, I'll make sure that you get that sent out. Isn't that nice?

Wow, that's beautiful. It is nice when you feel, you hear something and you've, for once, you go, oh my God, I feel seen. I feel like these are my people. Yeah, because I've had that relationship with podcasts before, so I get it. I get it. Also, it makes me feel bad that we can't read out all the reviews, but when they're that glowing, it's pretty much guaranteed

it's going to get read out. Yeah. A mug per paragraph, thank you. I'll do another one. Here we go. I'm going to scroll down far because we've got some complaints. People were saying, I left a review a month ago and I'm not going to be involved. I said, no, no, no.

I've got real long thumbs. I'll scroll. Oh, I've seen messages like that being like, guys, I have been listening every week with my hopes so high. You're going to read mine out. And I feel so shattered. This one says, I love this already. Not my cup of...

Ah, no! Getting out of that. Sorry, you lost your chance at a mug. No, read the rest. I've deleted it. You can't delete reviews. I have. I'm the admin.

No, you can't. Admin of Apple Podcasts. Yeah, I know. I'll bring it back. I love this already. It was my favourite podcast, and when Mitch Turi was on, he was such a special guest. I love him, love the podcast.

The podcast I always needed. Very sweet. You can have a mug. Was that all about Not My Cup of Tea? I think so. At what point did it say but Idjim is... Was my favourite podcast.

Yeah, very true. That's just a glowing... The first sentence is I love this already. That's literally a review for my old podcast. That's Bjork's Backyard. So if your name is read out DM us. That's literally a review for my old podcast. That's Bjork's Backyard. So if your name is read out, DM us.

Oh, that's a very good username. Or contact wsfm.help. Let's go to the last one. This is Average Jazz. Jazz says, a podcast so nice I tried to five-star review it twice. God damn it, Apple. One just ain't enough. Thanks for the lols, legends.

I appreciate it. I would love some bonus eps released every now and then. My life is boring and needs more J-Com pods. J-Com pods? Dunno. J-Com. J-Com. Ta.

X-O-X-O. Did they accidentally review someone else's podcast on us? I think that's possible. Oh my god. Well, they have to get a mug legally. Can you search that name? J-Com. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And see if there's another podcast that she's accidentally say also how is sylvia right down the end which is a reference to jenna's fighting fish that was given to her at the christmas episode she's dying yeah i'm gonna search jacob hold on the fish that's barely alive oh yeah if i were you jake hurwitz and amir blumenfield. What? It couldn't be. Well, she's won a mug regardless. Shit. What could Jacob mean? Jenna and Coombs and Mitch, maybe?

J-A-C-O-M? Jenna and Coombs and Mitch? J has to be Jenna. I don't know. Jenna and Churi and Mitch, maybe. Jenna and Churi and Mitch. Sure, we'll roll with that. Let's hope so.

She's one of them. Anyway, it's time to do this. Viagra update. Yep. Okay. This is it. Don't act so upset. So you've been forcing me to talk about my use of Viagra, or lack thereof, every week.

I haven't had much to say to this point because, obviously, the antidepressants I've just started taking, one of the side effects that a lot of people experience is sexual dysfunction. And so the doctors were like, hey, with your antidepressant, we're going to give you some Viagra just in case you have problems in the bedroom. And I thought, great, I'm 24 years old and I'm already taking Viagra.

What a catch. Yeah. And so I've only used it once. Yeah. And on that occasion, I did not have any luck with it. You did it too early because you have to, what, three to four hours to kick in? Well, that's the thing.

So the guy who I was hooking up with, he only had a short amount of time on his hands, which, by the way, fuck that. Like, don't come to my house with a small window of opportunity. Oh, we've got to make this quick. Yeah, how rude. Like, oh, what a prize you sound like. I hope he's not around still.

No. Good. Anyway, as it turns out, I took it with more than enough time for it to kick in. It should take half an hour to an hour to kick in. Oh. But I now know the reason that it didn't, and it's not because my dick is dead, like you keep saying.

No, he's asleep. Just so you know. He's not dead, he's in concussed. I found out this week that Viagra should not be mixed with amyl. Oh, like poppers. Like poppers. You might have seen it in the Facebook group. Poppers or jungle juice, whatever you want to call it,

is a common ingredient in the gay scene. Yeah. In sexual scenarios. Yeah, what's it used for? It's helpful with like, oh, it just, it helps you relax muscles. Yes. Which obviously loosens certain areas that might ease the endeavour, if you know what

I'm saying. Yeah. And it's obviously just, you know, it's also a bit of fun just at parties and stuff. Yeah. When you're drinking. Yeah, I was at a party the other night, like, who wants ammo? I'm like, isn't that kind of also a bit of fun just at parties and stuff. Yeah. When you're drinking. Yeah. I was at a party the other night. Like, who wants ammo?

I'm like, isn't that kind of party hating we need to go? I didn't realise this was one of those swig of... Like, no, no, just to get a little high. I was like, oh, I'll just use it to clean my VHSs. Yeah. It just gives you a little like 30 second, like not even high. I don't even know. I don't know how to describe the sensation.

It just relaxes you. It's like sniffing petrol. It gives you that sort of, ooh, I'm a bit dry for a second. It's nothing like sniffing petrol. We've all had a bit of E10 up our nose and gone, that felt a bit good. Anyway, so I had Viagra in my system. Yes. And then mid-porking, sniffed some Amel.

Of course. Like I often do. It's on his bedside. He's got an iPhone charger. He's got a vase, a family photo, and then Amel. No, it's in the fridge. It's in a lot of gay people's fridge, actually. Yes, it's on his bedside. He's got an iPhone charger. He's got a vase, a family photo and then ammo. No, it's in the fridge. It's in a lot of gay people's fridge actually. Yes.

It's quite common. I'm surprised it's not in yours. No, it's in the bathroom. Is it? Yeah. With all the toothbrushes and stuff. Oh my God. Should it be refrigerated?

It's meant to be like, it doesn't really matter. But anyway, so I took both of them at the same time. Yes. And as it turns out, I'm not 100% sure, but my understanding is that Viagra makes the blood flow, obviously, because it's trying to encourage the blood to flow to certain areas. And because amyl is trying to relax you, it brings you down. And when you've got the two trying to compete with each other, it just kind of, like, fucks your heart rate. like long story short i could have been killed right so no wonder it

didn't work right how did you find out where did all this come from this all happened in our facebook group enduring idiots you might have seen it in there and also a paramedic yeah i did see commented yeah saying yeah that could have really likeed out, for want of a better phrase, bottomed out your heart rate. And so I wanted to get that paramedic on the line. His name's Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey.

So you just heard all that, right? Did I get that pretty accurately? They just don't agree, Amyl and Viagra? Close. They're based on a very similar kind of drug. They're a nitrate drug. Amyl nitrate and Viagra kind of do a similar thing in the body. So essentially Viagra prolongs erection by reducing blood flow out of the penis.

Okay. Yep. Fair enough. Fair. I understand. Gotcha. But it's also a vasodilator. So vaso meaning veins, dilating meaning opening up.

So it causes blood vessels to expand, which reduces your blood pressure. But yeah, amyl nitrate is also a potent vasodilator. So that's why you get the rush, the increased heart rate, the fluttering in your chest, the dizziness, the hot in the face. He's nodding his head. All that when you have amyl, that's what happens is you're vasodilating, which is also relaxing smooth muscle, which is your sphincter muscle. It's also doing that. So the issue is that those drugs together, individually are fine, but together, you're just bottoming out

your blood pressure. So what you're saying, Matt, is that I'm lucky to be alive. There is a lot of risks with it, of course, and that is dropping your blood pressure can increase your heart rate, and then you can get dizzy and faint and pass out. That's how I feel on a day-to-day basis. Jesus Christ, give me some amyl and I'll bloody bottom up. I've only used amyl once, and let me tell you, it wasn't a fun experience.

Yeah, I'm not into it either. Why did you not like it? Oh, it just made me feel like shit. And then I got dizzy, and then I got hot in the face, and then I got panicky, and of course, I lost my erection at that point. You've just got to allow it, babe. You just, like, get used to it.

You know you're going to get a hot, flushed face. It's fine. Do you have any tips? No, very true. Do you have any tips for a broken dick? Say, for example, like, your penis is completely broken. What kind of advice could you offer Mitch that isn't a Viagra tip? What do you mean, offer me?

Well, my penis is very, very sturdy. I don't have a broken... You need to stop saying that. It's very humiliating. No, no, okay. I don't want to... It's a sleep. It's not broken. It's a sleep. It's very humiliating. No, no, okay. I don't want to... It's asleep. It's asleep.

It's just dysfunctional. No, it's not dysfunctional. It works well. It's the medication. Through no fault of my own, thank you very much, Mitchell. No, and unfortunately, that's quite a common side effect for all, well, 90% of antidepressants. Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Really? I can't believe, Mitchell, you're so comfortable making fun of me after my near-death experience. I could have been killed. He's going to crap comfortable making fun of me after my near-death experience. I've just been through I could have been killed. He's done a crap on about this for months, my near-death experience. My word, I will. It's also not going to stop me from using it. You'll go home tonight and have a puff and fall asleep. I would, no.

You really just paint this awful picture of me. Give it 48 hours between them, Mitch, and you'll be fine. 48 hours? Which kind of doesn't work because you're using it at the same time. But 48 hours before the biogrid is fully out of your system. Yeah, okay. I can do that.

Well, thank you for coming on, Dr. Oz. I'm going to call you. You're our new correspondent. I appreciate it. This is me, medical correspondent. Medical correspondent. Dr. Gay, we'll call him. Dr. Gay, thank you for coming on, Dr. Gay. While we have you, is there anything you can take that'll up his blood pressure?

Why are you asking that? No, because you could do the two. Your blood pressure will bottom out and then have a big old jelly donut to heighten your blood pressure. Cancel it out. No, I don't think I want to pump all these medications in me. I've got a jelly donut.

There's not much that'll pump your blood pressure up, except for like amphetamines, but I'd steer clear. Yeah. He does take dexamphetamines. He does take dexies. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

He's dying. You're a ticking time bomb. Oh, my God. I'm a miracle. You won't stay away from a heart attack, Mitchell. Yeah, yeah. You're on the edge, Mitch. Anyway, Dr. Gay.

You've got to go. Something's happening. Someone's fallen off a cliff. Thank you, Dr. Gay. You've got to go. Something's happening. Someone's fallen off a cliff. Thank you, Dr. Gay. Thank you, Matt. Have a good one. Thanks for coming on. Is he gay?

Because that would be awful if he's not. Yes, of course. I stalked him. Oh. Oh. I found him in our Facebook group. Oh, yeah, true. But what if, you know, you want to message him and go, can we test the theory out together?

Handsome chap, I'm sure. In a relationship. Yeah. Oh, is he? Yeah. Shit. It's funny you should say that because now that I know where I went wrong the first time, I'm extremely horny because I'm like, now I know how to correct my wrongdoings.

Now I know how to make the Viagra work. Babe, I'm anyone. Now, what is it? You've got to take one but not the other? So it's exclusively. I'll just have to really try to resist the urge to sniff jungle juice during intercourse,

which is just going to be a whole new world for me. Did you notice? This is going to sound like a really whack conversation for straight people, but in the gay world it's very normal. Yeah, you need to have something to sort of get everything loose and goose because it's not really useful. Well, you don't need to, but it's also fun. It helps. Yeah.

Yeah, very true. I'm about to start crying. I feel like Celine Dion at Bellagio. All by myself. No, no, my question is, did it work, Mitchell, your penis, until you took the emulonitrate? What? Like, was your penis hard?

No, because you still require arousal to get it up in the first place. Of course. It doesn't just go uncontrollably stiff. But in all the movies, that's what happens. I know, that's what happens in all the movies. You know what, do it and put a pic on the Instagram

and then we'll know if it's working. Yeah, okay. It's been a great show, everyone. Thank you for coming on. We will see you next week. Please don't forget to leave a review. You could win yourself a limited edition Idjim mug. Oh, no, we gave out the last ones. There's no more. Yeah, that's them.

What do we have, though? We did have something else. Red Roots about it. Oh! Your memory's fucked, isn't it? It is. It really is. Get Dr. Gay back on!

Anyway, if you're going to leave a review, make sure you express your gratitude for the fact that I'm still here. It's a miracle. I've got to crap on about this for months, Jenna. I nearly died. I have died before. We know that. She's lived it.

Yeah, but if there was going to be somewhere for you to die, it would be underneath a gay man. Imagine that. It's the bad karma from all the times I've said, fuck you, Dan. Very true. All right, we'll leave it on that note. We'll see you next week for episode 50, our official 50th. Our vision will be gone.

We won't know how to use our iPhones. Our knee will be needing replacement. All the things that come with being 50. We'll see you then, guys. Thanks for listening. See you. Bye. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app.

Or follow on Spotify. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is the secret segment at the end and let me tell you you need to know the name of this segment to get in our facebook group that's how it works so if you're in the endurance idiots group it means you're our most valuable listeners because you you've discovered the secret and you've kept the secret to yourself. This is where we go rogue. Nothing's planned. We just talk shit. And I posted a TikTok the other day in which I mentioned the name of our Facebook group. We got so many requests for people to join and none of them got the name

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Here we go. Go and decline them all. 14 requests. Not one of them is allowed in. I'm going to do it now. Ready? What is the name of our secret segment at the end of the show? Guys, I have no idea.

I heard about it via TikTok. Oh, Carly, thanks for listening, but declined. Imagine if, like, you can't just write, no, I don't know, and then submit that. Imagine if I did that on my HSC. I'm not sure. Look what Dana Crowan's done. What?

What's the name of your secret segment? Secret segment? With a question mark. He doesn't listen. It's a woman. Fuck you. Declined. Who do we have?

Messy Higgy? Hasn't even answered them. Look at them all. Oh, why bother? Oh, we've got one. Here we go. Oh, not sure. Just started listening to you guys on TikTok. Out. Well? Hasn't even answered them. Look at them all. Oh, why bother? Oh, we've got one. Here we go. Oh, not sure. Just started listening to you guys on TikTok.

Out. Well, that doesn't count as listening. I don't know. I've seen it on TikTok. Decline. Get out. Guys, for God's sake. We just got another one.

Another one just then. Really? Yeah. Kelsey Lewis? Did they answer the question? No idea, they said. Get out. Go away.

Yeah, we're up to our six. Get off our property, Kelsey. We're up to 606. Oh, 605. I think one just left. Rightly so. Yeah. We up to Get off our property Kelsey We're up to 606 Oh 605 I think one just left Rightly so Yeah We want to weed out

The shit ones But it's all for you And it's Endurant E-N-D U-R-A-N-T Yes I get so many messages Like you've endured the show

You're an Endurant idiot Because you listen all the way Until the end Yeah Unlike those fucks Bastards I feel like Dr Gay Was actually very informative

I felt like I learnt something there Oh yes He was It was very interesting yes Very interesting Yeah Bastards. I feel like Dr Gay was actually very informative. I felt like I learned something there. Oh, yes. It was very interesting, yes. Very interesting. And I know that everyone listening is fascinated as to why I'm not dead. It's a miracle. You're a miracle baby.

I'm a medical marvel. My mum called me a miracle baby for years because I was born with one lung. What? I almost died, so they called me. You want to talk to me about almost dying? My life flashed before my eyes. Oh, what? Just more fucking?

No. Fuck, fuck, fuck podcast. Fuck, fuck, fuck. What? That's your life flashing before your eyes. Sex, sex, sex podcast. Sex, sex, sex. Edit.

Sex, sex, sex. Ijum. Why do you think my life is filled with that much fucking? Sex, sex, sex. Because your dick works with the Viagra. No, I give you weekly updates. No, I know, but I'm talking about your future. Your jokes make no sense.

I'm talking about your future. No, I said my life flashed before my eyes. That's everything that's happened in the past. No, the life flashing before your eyes, isn't that what's... No, everything that's happened to you in the past is what happens when your life flashes before your eyes. Oh. If you're 100 years old and you're dying of dementia, you don't then picture what you would have been like if you lived to 500. Oh, my God.

I'm having a – I'm not even joking. Are you serious? I always thought that meant what you're not going to get to live through. No. No. Oh, my God. Like, I always thought you went stabbed, life, kids, marriage, car, house, holiday, love, career. That's a very convincing argument, though.

Really? It could be it, actually. No, it's not. It's your life. Everything that's happened so far. That's why I'm pissed off at you saying fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's like, no, that's not what springs to mind when I think of the most iconic things that have happened

during my time on Earth. I apologise. Idiot. I apologise. What flashes before your eyes? Donuts? No, I clearly have a different idea about what that meant. Mine now makes sense, but now you know why.

Do you also think I'm going to spend the rest of my life fuck, fuck, fucking? It was a joke. A rubbish one. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Juice. Fuck, fuck, fucking. It was a joke. A rubbish one. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Juice. Fuck, fuck, fuck. My time on this earth is precious.

I nearly lost my life recently, so I'm not holding up with bad jokes anymore. Life's too short. Did you even have any of the symptoms that Dr. Gay mentioned? Yeah. Lightheadedness, heartbeat, red face? Yes. Really? Yeah.

But I just assumed that it was the frigging... Sex? No, the amul. The jungle juice. Which Jenna loves, by the way. Really? Yeah. But I'd just assume that it was the frigging... Sex? No, the amul. The jungle juice. Which Jenna loves, by the way. Really? She was fucking sniffing that left, right and centre on Contiki. Give me more of that bottle, dog.

Really? Yep. Yeah. Put a chuck of straw in it. No, you don't drink it. That's horrific. Jenna would be a real good drug person because she's got those cocaine fingernails. You know when you do coke, you sort of put a bit on it like someone has a little knife

or a key. You just put it on your little fingers. Didn't a bit on it, like someone has a little knife or a key. You just put it on your little fingers. Didn't know that. No, but then it would go in your nail. I apologise for saying you've had a sex-filled life. You've had an abstained virginful... What's that word? Yeah, I've had a virginful life.

That's going to be on my tombstone. Here lie virginful life. That's going to be on my tombstone. Here lie virginful Mitchell. I quit. You quit what? Speaking. No, Mitch, you've got to take life by the horns. Is that it? I nearly died recently, so I know what it's like to be grateful to be here.

Normally this is the other way around. I know how you feel every week. What? Being tormented in AD debrief. What do you mean? Normally I'm the one tormenting you and you're going, oh! But this week the roles have reversed. That's not torment.

I could have been killed. Oh! How? Tell me how. Elaborate. Get Dr Gay back on. I can't remember. All I know is that it was deadly, the combination that I had in my system.

Jenna, he didn't say deadly. Dexamphetamine. Oh. Amyl. Viagra. Nurofen, probably. Yeah. Rosé.

Yeah. Oh, that is an overdose. What else? Chapstick. All sorts of, it's a deadly cocktail. Probably some hand sanitizer during the day. Oh, the alcohol. Very true.

And you would have used a body wash, I'm assuming, which would have had some sort of toxins in it. Absolutely. You were just a walking time bomb. If you lit a match near me, I would have just combusted. Wow. Imagine if you lit one of your candles. Aren't we so lucky to be here?

I think I did. This is what I'm saying, guys. I walked through the valley of the shadow of death that day, and I've come back to tell the story. I survived a fuck. Oh, my God. I survived a fuck. Oh, my God. I survived a deadly fuck. Can't wait for this TikTok.

It's going to be a TED Talk, not a TikTok. Just so you know. Really? Ladies and gentlemen. Is this thing on? I want to tell you a little story. Don't take Viagra and Amel at the same time. It's fucked.

You know Zoe's muffled last. But also, they did not put that on any of the brochures, can I just add? Because I read up about Viagra. I know what not to do in conjunction with it. Is this still the TED Talk? No. No. Short TED Talk.

Boo. Sorry. Continue. We're lucky to have you. My life is hanging by a thread. No, you're fine. Boo Sorry Continue We're lucky to have you My life is hanging by a thread No you're fine now I'm not going to put up with this anymore No you're fine now That's what you think

Yeah but he could have died Jenna I've never been the same since I just I've been there before So I know Buddy Woe is me

It's not woe is me I'm empowered I'm here to tell the story and empower other people to not mix complex medication and prescription pills. That's a beautiful message. Well said. You're a brave man. I'm not brave.

I'm just lucky. Oh, it's true. You're a brave man. I'm not brave, I'm just lucky. What did you think the moment that your life flashed before your eyes? What did you think when the moment your life could have been snatched from you? I thought, God, is that what I look like? Nude. I had an out-of-body experience. Where did you come out of? Nowhere, because the Viagra didn't work.

Right. Anyway, what can you do? Not much. Why are you playing this? What would we say at his funeral? I'd be the keynote speaker. Or eulogy, sorry, it's not keynote. I'm thinking of an Apple event.

You know what Mitch would do? What? He'd fucking, he would pre-record the eulogy as a radio segment and then play it out there. He'd just like email it to them. Oh, I wouldn't. He wouldn't get up in front of everyone. He'd just play it out like it's a radio segment. Make some jokes. I'd back announce his grandma speaking.

We've made these jokes. Why would my, oh right, because I died young. Yeah, your grandma's still around. made these jokes. Why would my... Oh, right, because I died young. Yeah, your grandma's still around. Yeah, okay. No, both my grandmas are alive, so they would have been at my funeral if fate had its way on that day that I nearly died. Died, yeah.

I nearly perish in the grips of some awful man. Imagine. I want to paint the picture. Were you on your back? Not the whole time. No, but during the one moment where your life flashed before your eyes. Where were you? Downward dog, upward dog, sidewards cat.

Thulabler. Upside down dog. Parallel pigeon. Diagonal dog. Parallelogram dog. Cartwheeling canine. Hexagonal hedgehog. Tetrahedron tyrannosaurus.

My favourite sex position. No, decahedron dog. Where were you? Hexagon dog. I think we said that a minute ago. Jenna, you've ruined it. I did not. We're off.

We can't play this segment anymore. Well, we're lucky to have you. You are. Yeah. And I'm lucky to be here. And I think that's that on that. We probably don't need to go back. Because it's too hard for you.

It's too hard for you to go back on. It's emotional. It's emotional for us to talk about as your friends think of us everyone go he died doing what he loved but no that twink said i've got 45 minutes that's the only reason mitch rushed yeah how disgraceful by the way little pig so he said hey as he's pulling his dacks down you go on wearing bonds sorry what was that 45 minutes he should he? He should be charged with murder. He should be charged with manslaughter. Attempted murder, Jenna. No, murder.

He hasn't died. No, but if he did, that's murder. Imagine if they did an autopsy and they were like, you died because you took Viagra and whatever. I can't remember. What position were you in? When? During the live flashing. I can't remember. What position were you in? When? During the live flashing.

I can't recall. I can't believe. I thought it was fast forward rather than rewind. I know. That's embarrassing. Literally. But in movies and stuff. It's forward because they see themselves as an old man.

No, they see themselves as a child. Maybe I'm thinking of That's So Raven. raven because she often looks forward yes maybe i see a lot of myself in raven simone yes potentially that's where that's going from all right mitch you should give people a psa not or gay men not to mix cocktails of drugs oh yeah if anyone's out there i'm not sure if uh this is an issue for anyone at this stage of life when you're only 24. But, yeah, don't be taking Viagra as well as Amel. No. They don't complement each other well.

No, they're not good. Yeah. And we don't endorse it at all. My screens are coming on because the night show is about to start. Oh, disgusting. You know, oh, my God, guess what happened this week? What? Last night.

What? I, on my very own night show was sorry tunneled by a member of a little mix how does it feel horrendous it happened twice what member um leanne really yeah is she the one that left no jesse left and i interviewed them the day or after the day oh so or after? The day. Oh, so she wasn't there. No, she wasn't there. So which one sorry-tunneled you?

Leanne. Okay, Leanne. And I was talking to Leanne. I was like, Leanne! You know, very high energy. Leanne! It's so good to have you on Kiss Nights. Welcome. It's so good to be here.

And I was like, oh, are you in a car? Where are you going? She was like, yeah, I'm going. You've had a really rough day. I'm not allowed to ask anything about, you know. You can hint at it. Yeah. So I'm like, you've in a car? Where are you going? She goes, yeah, I'm going. You've had a really rough day. I'm not allowed to ask anything about, you know. You can hint at it. Yeah. So I'm like, you've had a rough day.

How is it? Oh, I'm just going through a bay. I'm going through a tunnel. I can't quite. Babe, I can't. Babe, I'm a think I'm. I'm like, shit. And that's when we decided that it's been a big week.

Oh, so she kept talking. All right. Hi. Talk to me about the new album. The new album can fit. Oh, that's how I'm not. Do you have the audio or not? I will, but it's on the same system that we're recording into,

so we'll have to do it in post. So let's. The magic. I wanted to be able to hear it. The magic of podcasting. It'll be inserted. You were meant to load it. In three, two, one. No, I'm not doing it. The magic of podcasting. It'll be inserted in three, two, one. I'm not doing it.

I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry to disappoint you. We won't have the order to play you today because Mitch didn't load it in advance. We'll place it here. No, we won't. Come off the back of it. Pretend we just heard it. That was a good one. I was so retarded. I wouldn't know. I haven't heard it. No, yeah, because it just played. No, actually it didn't. We were acting.

Guys are shit. Oh, live tweets. I must have sat on the activation button. That's Leanne. Love the chat with Mitch. That's very nice. She did. We really got on.

You'll put it in. Nah. Yeah. Nah. When your life flashed before your eyes, I actually heard that we put it in. No. Because it's the future. Remember when we argued because you thought I was implying that you have had a life filled

with sex, but in my mind, I was just portraying the future and we just didn't understand that we were both on different pages? I was like, why are you making up complete and utter lies about me? I was so shocked. You're really not painting an accurate picture of the fulfilling life I have had and the huge impact I have had on this earth in my short time when I was nearly taken that day. I can't wait to go back and listen because I was so convinced

that he was trying to ruin my joke. I was convinced you thought I was a slut. No, no. Well, you can't change, you know, first impressions. First impression in that lift here in the building. You know, the lift was going up and you wanted it to go down, if you know what I'm saying. No.

I thought you were a white rhinoceros. He thought he was at the Museum of Natural History. He thought, shit, are they filming Night at the Museum here? Dr Gay's back. Dr Gay's back Dr Gay returns No he's not here Isn't he? Nah

That's a sound effect Dropping the curtain for a second guys It's really hard when your best friend almost dies It must have been tough I remember when I got the call Best friend almost dies. It must have been tough.

I remember when I got the call. What do I have to say? I don't want to repeat the phone call. I can't say anything. But it was traumatic. It was a bit like... Is Mitch calling me? He's with Dodo, so he's fine.

He was huffed and puffed. I'm truly shocked. So was I. After all this, there's only really one thing to do. I need to check the traffic. WSFM Time Saver Track. We really should get out of here. It's been a great show show So you put that audio in

And we're all good to go A little mix, a little mix, a little mix All you'll have to do with that audio is just a little mix The thing is You probably told the story in such an embellished way That if I put the audio in it actually wouldn't do you any favours Because it would just show how wildly inaccurate your stories are. Oh, yeah.

I bet it was nothing like, I think it's better just to leave it to the imagination. She probably just took a breath in hindsight. I bet she said nothing about a tunnel. She probably didn't. She probably didn't. Now that I think about it, I didn't even speak to Leanne for a little bit. No, I did. All right. We're back next week. Hope you enjoyed the No, I didn't. All right.

We're back next week. Hope you enjoyed the episode, ladies and gentlemen. Join the secret Facebook group, Injury and Idiots. Get amongst it. Win a mug. Leave us a review. Five stars. Today's code word is creme fraiche.

Now, I bet you're wondering, guys, not only are you wondering, by the way, don't do a fucking code word. It took him 30 seconds to rebut. Now, I bet you're wondering, guys, where the hell are the girls from Life Uncut? Yes. I was wondering too. Because I said last week, coming up next week,

the Life Uncut girls. Brittany Lott. And then that was my way of saying you better fucking get them on because I'm sick of all these tentative ideas that just float around. I have a lot of them. Lock some shit in. Like Mitch's dick, they don't often land. Land?

Landed about as well as that joke, Dallin. Idiot. Anyway, keep going with this set up. And you would notice that Brittany is not here and Laura is not here. Correct. Why? Because Mitchell failed to lock them in. Laura is not here. Correct. Why? Because Mitchell failed to lock them in. That's not true.

But they said they would do it. No, you know what? Thank you! I thought the same thing. I remember him reading out the message and he goes, they never said that. He tried to gaslight me.

Mitch said that. He said, oh, so they booked in. I said, yeah, but they can't do this week. And he's like, but they said they could. Yeah, they did. Did they not, Jenna? He read out the message. I'm going to bring up last week's episode. I'm telling you. And he's like, but they said they could. Yeah, they did. Did they not, Jenna? He read out the message. I'm going to bring up last week's episode.

I'm telling you. This was, oh, now we could drop in the audio. Couldn't do it for the end. Sounds like we're changing the channels. Oh, fuck. I've accidentally skipped it because it was right at the end. Stop this god awful music. Who chose that shit? While we wait.

Oh. Group, we'll see you there. Don't forget Life Uncut Girls, Brittany Hockley and Laura Burner on next week. They replied. They replied. They replied. Really? You can read it.

I don't want to read it. Okay. Of course. Let us know when you're thinking. There you go. See? So it is your fault because the message you sent didn't specify when you

wanted. No, I'm correct because you just said that's not what they said and they did say Because I said lock them in for

this week. No, I... As in this week, so a specific date. Here we go. I said, what does your week this week

look like? I'd love to have you on my podcast this week as guest hosts. Then they said, how often do you record?

Might have to be in December. And I said, we record weekly at the Kiss Studios. And they said, yes, we're the Kiss Studios. And they said, yes, we're keen, but we won't be free

until December, though, as I work bananas. Oh, she's a banana farmer. Yes, she works in the big banana in the Gold Coast. Anyway, Zoe Marshall's on the show next week, guys.

Can't wait to have her in. I like her. Well, I'll do false hooks too. Next week on the show, Mitch's dick will be working. I've got Viagra now. It might just happen. I'll take it here in the fucking studio to show you that I'm accountable.

I will too, I know. I get shit done when I agree to do it. Jenny, if we ever want to just kill the bitch, put Viagra in his cup of tea. I can't. And then when he has his nightly nap, oh no, he wears that lavender shit face mask. We'll drench it. What do you mean lavender shit face mask? The face mask that you wear every night with lavender in it to sleep.

We will drench the body. You think that shit do? No, no, no. You just didn't get me one. I'm bitter. We will drench it in emulmitrate. And while he sleeps, he'll go into cardiac arrest and die. And there's no record of this because we don't have a podcast where I've just admitted to it.

He would be blinded before it all. Yeah, I'd figure it out pretty quickly. It's an audio medium. He doesn't need his eyes. Do you? For what? To see. You're a podcaster.

Yeah, you do need your eyes to see. It'd make video editing a bit tricky. Oh, yeah, it would. Hey, Stevie Wonder can be a world-famous penis. Thank you to Dr Gay for coming on. Poor bastard wanted a real plug for his actual business. Branded as Dr Gay. What, New South Wales Ambulance?

Head along, make sure you hit up New South Wales Ambulance. Guys, it's been tough with COVID. Can you plug my local pop-up? We're at the Glebe Markets every Sunday. What do you do? Government job. Oh, what is it? New South Wales Ambulance.

COVID testing. COVID testing. Guys, can you please plug my small business? We need all the help we can get during this time. What, what is it? New South Wales. COVID testing. COVID testing. Guys, can you please plug my small business? You know, we need all the help we can get during this time. What's your small business? The Senate. Oh, that's really funny. We're a homegrown independent growth, so we really need the backing.

What is it? Where do you work? Silverworth. I think you need the support of me. All right. We'll be back next week. Thank you for coming on, Jenna. Mitch, it's you need to support him, man. Alright, we'll be back next week. Thank you for coming on, Jenna. Mitch, it's been a pleasure. Leave a review. We'll see you for episode 50. Leave a review and I'll leave

a seat vacant for Zoe Marshall. She won't be here. She's sick at the moment. Wow. That's a new low on Mitchell jury excuses. She's sick next week. Alright, do you want me to send a message right now? Do you want me to send a message? Yes, I do! I don't know how I can make that

clearer. Yeah, but not right now! Do it right fucking now. I'm going to FaceTime her. There we go, it'll be easier. Actually, next week's no good for me. She lands like this. She goes, bubba, I'm sick. She always treats me like I'm a newborn. Baby, not now. She just goes off the IQ.

I went to her house. She tried to change my nappy. I'll do it myself. She won't answer. Probably recording her number one podcast, The Deep. I'll put an effect on. I'll be a little cow. Oh!

Well, TBC, we're leaving you on the edge. One more time before we go. WSFM time, say the track. I gotcha! See you next week, guys. Bye, Mitch. Bye, Jenna. See you, guys.

Bye! Bye.