Is It Just Me? - #51: The New Boss

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

Churi's makeup fail (09:01)OH SHIT, IT'S MILEY CYRUS... Hear the interview in the bonus ep now! (10:32)Buckingham Palace is a bit shit (17:46)Reading out this week's reviews (25:30)Jenna Decides... Do we go ahead with our risky segment idea? (29:43)Our "secret segment" ADDebrief (42:26)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Hello, I'm Tracey Grimshaw. Welcome to A Current Affair. Tonight, we're coming to you from my bedroom. Some things make more sense than others. Which Australian gymnast won Commodore Games gold in 1990 for his performance on the pommel horse? India. Marcus, grow up.

Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. Do you reckon we should include Janet's name in the opener? How about a compromise? We'll say her name, but it's said in Simlish. Brayley!

Drop a newbie. Perfect. Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coon. Yes, that's us, Jenna's here. Hello, groundskeeper Jenna, back in studio. Yep, 51. 51 episodes, hey? God, it's literally Christmas already.

I know, I was looking at the calendar when we were figuring out when we were going to record and everything, and I was like, God, it's really creeping up. What are you guys doing for Christmas? Have you got planned on going back to see family? Yeah, I'll head back to Bogengate at some point. Lovely. Dinner.

I'm going to Dubbo. Great. Visit family. Are you going to be at your parents' place or your boyfriend's parents' place? We're trying to work that out now, but we're going to do Hayden's family Christmas Eve and then my family Christmas morning, go back to his mum's Christmas day,

drive back to my family for Christmas night. The whole thing. You could be bothered. Same. But, you know, presents. We still get presents. Do you know what, though? One thing that's going to be interesting about this Christmas is it's the first time I'm

going to have to cart my fucking rescue cat back to Bougainvillea. Oh, it's her first Christmas with you. Marajam, the cat. Isabella. Isabella. I'm not exactly sure how a cat is going to go with a seven-hour car trip. You can't take the cat. Leave her with your housemate.

No. Well, he's going home as well. Oh, no. So you need a cat sitter. Well, I just can't because she was rehomed so many times before I adopted her. And I just couldn't bear the thought of her thinking that she's been abandoned again. She's a cat.

So it's either she comes with me or I leave her at home and I get someone in Sydney to go and feed her, but I just don't trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to keep her alive. I'll go and feed her. I'll say it again. I don't trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to keep her alive. Oh, if it's one fancy feast if she had one fancy feast a day?

I can pop that in. One, but then two servings of the Biggies. Jesus. Which are her special skincare brand. Oh. Yeah. Does she have a skin? Does she have fur?

Okay. So someone needs to be living in your house, essentially. No, I'm not living. I'm probably just going to have to take her with me. I could probably do it if you really want me to. Would there be a fee involved? Absolutely not. Oh. Like a be a fee involved? Absolutely not.

Like a pussy petting fee? How are you going to have time to go and feed my cat in amongst all your cross-country driving to all your friggin' family's places? True. I'd probably won't have time. But if for you, as a close dear friend, I would do it. I just, no. If you're between a rock and a hard place, I will do it. It would end

in disaster. Well, if the cat dies, the cat dies. You know, he's getting on the way. Excuse me. What do you mean? It wouldn't be for Maya. I'd probably overfeed her. You'd get her back and she'd be Garfield. Oh, we've got animal cruelty back.

No, we've done it, animal cruelty. I'm offering to help her. This is an issue. We often catch you out making animal cruelty jokes and we're like, why is this a recurring thing for you? It's not. You're painting me in light. I'm a very sweet person.

Do you really not want me to do it? Because I'm telling you now. There's no fucking way I'm leaving my cat in your care. There's no way. I've handled pussies before. Also, she can't stand you. Yeah, she's terrified of me. She knows I'm in the five dog vicinity.

My car stops on Mitch's street. She knows. She thinks the big one's here. Bigfoot has arrived. She can hear me coming up the stairs, so can Mitch. It's like, Are you 401 or 404? I just don't know. Would it be... Because I definitely can't have her stay at a friend's house

or put into a kennel or whatever, because she would think that she's being rehomed again. So I don't know what's better. Leave her in my house empty or take her with me. Your cat gets her claws caught in the fly screen. I don't think she's exactly going to revert back to old ways. She's not the smartest cat in the shed.

That's cruel. How does she not get her claws caught in the fly screen? Cats are very smart. Yeah, but we only leave the fly screen door open when we're home, in case it happens. I wouldn't leave it open the whole time I'm away. Right, so imagine if you got home and she was just caught up in the roof from the fire screen, that'd be horrific. No.

Animal cruelty. You're right. You just love envisioning animals in pain. No, I don't love it! There's no way you're looking after my cat. I would rather have her sitting in the little bloody carrier shitting everywhere all through my Astra, bloody projectile diarrhea from the stress

of the car trip. I'd rather that than you just conveniently forget to feed her and she gets electrocuted or some shit. Why don't I do an audition and I come to your house and you audition me to be the pussy patter and we see how I go. Just sit on the couch, feed her. I'll do everything you do. Wine, invite a date over.

I'll have access to your Viagra. I'll film a TikTok off three. I'll do everything you do. Wine. Invite a date over. I'll have access to your Viagra. I'll film a TikTok off three. I'll get the payment from TikTok. Be great. You want to play that with my cat to see if you're worthy of looking after her. I'll be Mitchell Coombs for a day. I'll wear a little wig. Hang on.

I'll starve myself for a month and drop 29 kilos. Okay. Well, what are you doing Sunday the 13th? Maybe we'll do our Instagram Live from my place and then I'll leave, just you and the cat, and we'll see how it copes. I think that's Uncle Phil's birthday. Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

I'm in. Great. So this coming Sunday, Instagram Live at Couple of Mitches, you're going to do a play date and we'll see if my cat gets along with you. All right, done. Locked in. I'm in. Great. So this coming Sunday, Instagram Live at Couple of Mitches, you're going to do a play date and we'll see if my cat gets along with you. All right, done. Locked in. I'm booked. She called me Bondi Vet.

Oh, God. What's her name again? Isabella. Isabella. I keep calling her that. My little baby. Look, she's on my coffee cup. Is that your cat?

Yeah. I thought that was a missing milk carton. We've like, help, find this cat. Stop being mean to her. Oh, what's she ever done to you again? All right, let's start the show. There's enough cat chat. You think this is the Berg's Backyard podcast?

Not into it. What is to come? Well, coming up today, it's another one of these, guys. Jenna decides. Jenna decides. Yep. Mitch and I are currently disagreeing on an idea of his. He thinks it's a great idea. I think it's terrible. Yep. Mitch and I are currently disagreeing on an idea of his. He thinks it's a great idea.

I think it's terrible. Yep. And so last time this happened, sorry, Tunnel, episode 35, we put it to Jenna. We said, you settle this. You mediate. We gave her the power. And she made a very wise decision, I believe.

She did greenlight it. But, Jenna, this one is way more risky for us. I'll explain later on, but it could come back to bite us in the workplace. You and I only, not him. And I think it's genius. It might not benefit you, but trust me, listener, I'm talking directly to you now. You will love it.

It does have all the ingredients to be great because it centres on a mispronunciation. It's something that I heard and I put it to Mitch and now I'm like, no, but we can't talk about it on the show. I just wanted to talk to you about it off air because I think it's so inappropriate to do it on the show. I just wanted to talk to you about it off air, because I think it's so inappropriate to do it on the show. We can't do this mispronunciation here.

It's risky. It could end up with both of you two losing your job, and me flourishing and maybe getting a pay rise. That's not why I want to do it, but that's just, you know, on the side. I'm scared. Anyway, that coming up. Jenna, it's all up to you. It's like we're on CNN. A nation decides. Biden versus Trump. Jenna, you are. I want to know. See you later on, Jenna. It's all up to you. It's like we're on CNN. A nation decides.

Biden versus Trump. Jenna, you are. I want to know. You are out there. You are our news correspondent. Just remember who you've been friends with for much longer and who your loyalty should lie with. I don't think we should do it.

I've got your back, Jenna. I wouldn't want any issues for us at work. Jenna, who brings you peanut butter snacks? Not you. No, not me. I'm actually asking because I've seen you eat them and I'm very interested. I've never eaten. Got the wrong person again.

Who braids your hair for you? Myself. I've done it for you once. I don't think you know how to braid. I remember my little sister, Rachel, once taught me how to fish braid, fish bone. Fish bone. My fingers got all tangled in it. I know how to plait, but I can't braid.

By the end, the poor thing had very oily hair because my hands were perspiring the whole time. Yuck. It looked like she'd just gone for a swim. It's awful. Anyway, that to come. Plus, we start the show the same way we do every week with two idjams. I-I-J-M for Christ's sake. Is it just me?

Someone was like, I-D-G-M. I love this podcast. I'm like, what? It's idjama. Where does the D come from. Is it just me? Someone was like, I-D-G-M. I love this podcast. I'm like, what? It's I-D-G-M. Where does the D come from? It's just me. Correct. I-D-G-M.

Two of them. Something we've noticed. Something we hate. For God's sake. Something we bloody appreciate. Mitch brings one. I bring one. They're the core of the show.

We get things. We get discussions happening. I don't know Mitch's. He doesn't know mine. And this week, I have to go first. Please do. I'm always having to be the first cab off the rank. I hate it. Don't you try to argue!

I'm going first! It's your turn. Don't try to stop me! Well, I'll tell you that mine is something that I hate. Negative Mitchell is back. I've been trying to avoid it, but today I'm just not happy. Can't say I've missed him. Alright, let's start the show. Is it

just me or...? Just wearing a little cheeky bit of make-up here and there make you feel just so much more confident. Very groovy, yes. Oh, see, now, I thought about this yesterday. I was at a shoot in an upcoming Channel 7 production. OK. Thank you so much.

You're welcome. More deeds than that to come. It's embargoed. But I was on set and the hair and make-up lady was like, take a seat, Mitch. And she's like, your hair, beautiful. Do you have a Dyson blow-dryer? I was like, yes, I do. makeup lady was like take a seat mitch she's like your hair beautiful do you have a dyson blow dry i was like yes i do she's like your hair's great i'm like thank you did they have to do much to it other than a bit of hairspray no they actually ruined it and made it look i've got i've got a still photo right from from the set i'll

show you both um and this is what i looked like yesterday um and she did my hair put a bit of hairspray in and it sort of annoyed me we We might be able to put this photo on our secret Facebook group, Enduring Idiots, and you can always kind of look. Notice something about my face that sort of stands out? Hold on, let me get it. It's me on set. I'm representing Gen Z. It's like a Talking About Your Generation show

and I'm doing a Z pose with my arms. Ooh, okay. Yeah, there's a lot going on in the eye department, isn't there? Is that the only spot she put makeup on? No, she put a light concealer, but I had bags, obviously, working nights. But you're usually so across the bag situation. As soon as she said to me, we're going to put some concealer under your eyes, I went, great, lather it on, I've got big bags.

So I think she overcompensated. But you don't have big bags. What is she talking about? I think it's a complex. Someone told me once, you look extremely tired under the eyes. And from that point on, even Mitch knows. I get the eye rolls and the ointments. Yeah, I was going to say, it's your pride and joy taking care of your bags.

Oh, shit. It's Miley Cyrus. What? It's Miley Cyrus. I'm not sure. It's actually Miley Cyrus. Really? Yeah.

No, I have to go. Oh, my God. I forgot. But we're all people. Are you serious? I need my phone. Give me my phone. Hold on. Hold on. I didn't go. Oh, my God. I forgot. But all people in series. No, give me my phone. I need my phone. Give me my phone. Hold on, hold on.

I didn't know. Oh, no, this is a calendar reminder for 7.30 tomorrow morning. Oh. No, it's not now. Not PM. No, it's not now. Not PM. No, 7.30 tomorrow.

I'm so sorry. I just fully believed it because this happens so often. No. That you double book the time that we're doing a podcast recording. No. I'm free. Just forget that you've got your bloody celeb interviews. I don't double book.

It's because my show's on in an hour and a half. And this is when I have my normal chats and we've run overtime. I'm so disappointed. We're not even halfway through the show. No, we're really not. Also, why do you always say, oh, shit, with such panic whenever a celeb calls through? Like they're your pesky in-laws. Oh, shit.

I freak out. It's Mary Magdalene. Oh, shit. I can't think of anything. Oh, shit. I freak out. It's Mary Magdalene. Oh, shit. I can't think of anything. Oh, shit. It's Dido. Oh, I love that. That'd be great.

Oh, they need to get more and more inanimate. Oh, shit. It's Rudolph. The red nose reindeer. Oh, God. God, imagine if Miley did actually call. Would you jump on with her? I want to talk to Miley.

Of course. So you're talking to her tomorrow? Yeah, I've got her tomorrow. It actually was meant to be the weekend. And that's why I said a reminder because it only just came through today. But yeah, so we only have eight minutes with Miley. Oh, we better not invade that. No.

You'd also have to come to the house in the spare room. Oh, it's in your home studio. Yeah, we'll be at home. Yeah. Well, it's 7.30 in the morning. I'm not coming in here. Oh, imagine coming in that early. The company can send me a car, drive me to work. Yeah. Well, it's 7.30 in the morning. I'm not coming in here. Oh, imagine coming in that early. Just go back.

The company can send me a car, drive me to work. I really wish, my heart's beating. That's what Miley Cyrus is calling through. No, it's not happening. This happens all the time, though. When does that air? It'll be next week. It'll be actually Tuesday, the day after the podcast airs. So we could probably just put it up.

Okay, so yeah, that's what I was going to say. Should we put it up as a bonus episode? Yeah, put it up. May as well. I'll do it after it airs on radio. That's the priority, isn't it? Anyway.

Yeah, of course. The Kiss Kiss Show. I do love that album Plus the Cards. It's very good, isn't it? I'm obsessed with it. The Stephen X remix of Midnight Sky.

Oh, I love it. Oh, it's great. I love it a lot more than Kylie Minogue's Disco. Oh, don't you dare slam Disco. Oh, but it's just like there's a time and a place for disco. Miley's album is like really a lot more, it's a lot deeper.

Like it's the sort of songs I can picture myself just running to the edge of a cliff and just shouting the words. But Kylie's Disco is very, oh, put your fucking dance shoes on. Oh, blues and Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I love that song. That's my favourite. You can't compare disco. They're very different things.

It's like Japanese bone broth and a sandwich. This is our own behind-the-scenes rivalry. Mitch keeps ripping on me for not being as obsessed with Kylie Minogue's disco as I should be. Oh, so good. It's good. There's a time and a place for disco, but right now I'm in a place where I appreciate

Bloody Miley's new album. You're perpetually depressed. That's why you like Miley. I love. And I'm just constantly upbeat and happy. I'm. Who? Isn't this the perfect way to say who we are as people?

Constant disco music, depression music. Miley's album's not that depressing. It's just like honest and emotional. Well, that's you. Yeah, true. Yours is just haunting. Three women, ageless sisters that have never left home. Pale

white. Pale white Wiccan girls from some sort of witch coven. Anyway. Where were we? Eyebags? If you're just listening now, just tuning in. Yeah, usually you take pride in your lack of eyebags

because you're so across it. You're always, you know, putting on the right serums and the right rollers and all that shit. But this person has lathered on some orange paste on the TV set. Look at Jenna. Look how much it stares out. You remind me of, in that photo, the bad guy in Spy Kids. Oh, yeah.

The one who's frugal or something. He's got the clay and he makes the faces. Yeah. I kind of look like the raccoon from Over the Hedge. But also, your cheeks are very shiny. So why would she pay so much attention to your eyes but not the cheeks? Anyway. Put that sample photo down.

Thank you. But I thought she put a little touch of mascara on because she said it makes your eyes pop. Yeah. So I thought, I've got a stick here. I got it from the newsroom. Ooh. I thought, why don't we each put a little bit on.

What for? We all apply some and we just see if we feel any more confident doing the show. You do realise you can't all use the same mascara. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Why? You get an eye infection. Is that true? Yes.

It's really true. Yes. What if one of those filthy things in the newsroom has a stye on their eye? That's revolting. I don't want to be spreading that around. We'll all get styes. Oh, but I was in the same make-up chair as Kitty Flanagan. Does that mean Kitty's got my bloody sweaty eye hair now?

They might not have used the same bullshit or they might have cleaned them beforehand. I'm not worried. Should I put some on? Okay, sure. Okay. Then if you get a sty. I know what you mean, though, because usually before we come in to record, I pop on a bit of tinted moisturiser.

I've noticed you like your... Not today. Not today. But usually I put a bit of tinted moisturiser just to make me look a little bit more alive. It's not makeup per se. It's not make-up per se. It's a light tint. Yes. I'm putting some on now.

Jenna, do you keep your eye open or closed? Open. While you're doing it? Yeah. Yes. My mum used to do this in the car. Oh, yeah, okay. Is that right?

Yeah. Oh! I'm nervous. You've never done this yourself, have you? No. Oh. I'm going only had my minions do it for me. Mitch, your coffee's

ready. Put it on the table! Can you please film on the selfie camera right now? You look ridiculous. I'm a step ahead of you. Are you proud of me? I already did it. You look ridiculous. Oh, I'm so nervous. Oh, call it. Oh, please. It feels heavy. We've got to put this on our Instagram, at couple of Mitch's.

Ira can just leave one done. I'm a modern Marilyn Monroe. Hold on. No, that's a good light amount. You don't want the goops. Oh, oh. Oh, you got a goop, didn't you? My mum has a bit of a goop problem.

It gets all clunky. Bless her. I love mum. And I'm not even joking. I could call her right now and say, what do I always say about your mascara? And she'll say, it's gloopy. Even as a kid, I vividly remember when I was six years old, I went, why is your mascara all gloopy, Mum?

She smacked me across the noggin. Just one eye? I reckon it's, yeah, it shows the before and after like a Jenny Craig ad. Yes. Right. You look fucked. As you're replying it, that's the most hideous face I've ever seen. At couple of images on Instagram, like I said.

I'm done. How does it look, Cle the most hideous face I've ever seen. At couple of mitches on Instagram, like I said. I'm done. How does it look, Clemmie? You look like Elton John. That's beautiful. What am I going for? You look like Elton John at the Wynn Stadium in Wollongong. It actually looks very nice. Does it look good?

That's what she said. She said it opens up your eyes, especially on television. Yeah. All right, thank you for coming to Mitch's salon. I already feel more confident. Wow. There you go. Next week we'll be doing Rouge.

Why did you insist on getting that inch amount of the way first? I think, no, because I wanted it on for the whole show. That's why. Because I wanted to feel the difference. All right. I feel good. Are you ready for yours? Absolutely. Let feel good. Are you ready for yours? Absolutely.

Let's roll. Is it just me or? Is Buckingham Palace a bit shit? You know what? Yes, it is. Yeah, I concur. I've really just, it was so underwhelming when Jenna and I were on our little slutty contiki trip a couple of years ago.

She was there when I first laid eyes on Buckingham Palace. And do you remember what I said? I literally turned to her and I said, is that it? I've never felt more spoiled or entitled in my life, but I could not believe how grand it doesn't look. Oh, so you two were there together? Yeah. So I'm more like Buckingham Palace, if you know what Jenna got up to.

What? Interesting. Yeah. So I'm more like fucking Tim Palace, if you know what Jenna got up to. What? Interesting. It looks like someone has taken the saturation setting in a photo and turned it right down. It's so dull looking.

Yeah. Wouldn't kill him to throw a coat of Dulux over it, I'll tell you what. No, I agree. And also it's not like an impressive amount of stories. No. There's nothing impressive. Maybe a one-storey building is nice and a ten-storey building is nice, but there's nothing fun about a four-storey building.

It's so bad. Like, Jenna, can you Google when was the last time Buckingham Palace was painted because it looks like it hasn't been in ages. And also I have this thing where when I'm standing outside a building, you know how people talk about big dick energy? Yeah, BDA. I like to judge buildings on good air con energy. Yeah.

That place looks like it has rubbish air con energy. Yeah, I feel you. Your place looks like it has good air con energy from the outside. Yeah, my house where I live. Yes. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Jenna's Meritan also looks like it has good air con energy. Yours would have great air con energy. You look at any hotel, great air con energy. Exactly. The studio has great air con energy. Oh, my any hotel, great air con energy. Exactly. The studio has great air con energy. Oh, my God. Yeah.

So we went in 2017. Yeah. Apparently, from 2019, it's been renovated. Shut up. Cost $500 million. Oh, there you go. Does that include a paint? But it's not going to be finished until 2027.

No. How long does it take? It doesn't take eight years to renovate. It's not going to be finished until 2027. No. How long does it take? It doesn't take eight years to renovate. It's not exactly big. No. Queen Elizabeth has also shared a video showing how difficult it is to remove all the artwork from the palace ahead of the work being carried out. Oh, what, like she's picking off the Picasso from the wall in the green room?

I don't think she'll live to see the end of the reno. True. Yeah. Could they hurry along? Maybe that's why they're making it take this song because they want a pink room prince william's like please i want finally to get that green room like wait till she's dead and then she'll be 101 jesus yeah she'll make that actually she needs her mom lived to over 100 i believe yes far why why why now where have you

seen buckingham palace no it's because i was watching The Crown the other day. Oh, everyone's watching The Crown. And I saw the scene, did you hear about this, where someone broke into Buckingham Palace and sat on the Queen's bed just around she was sleeping and started talking to her. Is that a true story? Yeah. It's an actual thing.

I've got the news article here. Oh, wow. So it says, On July 9, 1982, Queen Elizabeth awoke to be confronted by a young man watching her as she lay in bed. Michael Fagan had seemingly done the impossible, breaking into Buckingham Palace and finding his way to her bedroom. The overnight police sergeant, who usually watched the corridor

outside her room, had gone off duty at 6am as scheduled. Domestic staff had begun their shifts. A footman had taken the Queen's corgis for a walk and the maid was cleaning a nearby room. Things were running smoothly at the palace so smoothly that nobody heard the Queen's night alarm bell. So when I saw this scene on

the Crown, he broke in and I was like, that'd be right. That doesn't surprise me at all. That place is a shithole. You could break in there like an abandoned barn. Like it's nothing. I've got the audio from the Crown actually. This is obviously not a documentary but this was some indication of what would have happened that night. Who are you?

My name is Michael. Out! Get out! I promise you have nothing to fear from me. There is an armed policeman outside this door. No, there isn't. Hello? Don't do that, please. I'm sorry. Don't you dare touch me!

Hello, help! Stop it! Just give me a minute, will you? Sort myself out. I'll say what I've got to say and then I'll go. You don't have a cigarette handy, do you? No. Filthy habit. I say what I've got to say and then I'll go. You don't have a cigarette any, do you? No. Filthy habit. I know, I know.

You're bleeding. From breaking the window. Am I? I must have cut myself. Where do I... Bathroom. That door. So when he goes to the bathroom, she's ringing the emergency bell on her side table.

Slam the bed. And no one hears it. They're all busy vacuuming and shit. Don't you have a hundred corgis? Can't hear it over the vacuum. Oh! But you would think of all places Buckingham Palace would be quite secure and it wouldn't be that easy to break in. Yeah, also, was the alarm a doorbell on a piece of rope?

Well, this was back in 82. Oh, right. Bear in mind. Hold on. It's just this. Yeah. Yeah. We've given you a maraca.

Shake this in case there's a murderer in your room. But that was the second time we'd broken in. The same man? Yeah. The first time he just like wandered around and then went, oh, I better go now. And they saw it on security camera later and were like, holy shit, what a breach of security.

Clearly didn't do much to improve security because then he got back in. We need to fix that one day. One day. Let's get him on the show. Also. Can you Google if Michael Fagan is still alive? Because I know that he was put into a mental institution after that, but I think he's out now.

He seemed very sweet. Also, did anyone get the Queen channeling a bit of Dot? Dot Wiggins. Dot Wiggins, yeah, my alter ego, my character, my 87-year-old RTA worker. She was on the show last week twice. Yes, did a couple of prank calls for us last week. She did.

Have a listen to the audio because she's channeling Dot Wiggins. Who are you? Who are you? Do you think she was saying who? Who? Like Dot? Imagine that. You're the Queen of England.

Serial pest walks in your window. Who? I'm going to have to go back and re-watch it. I'm not sure if that's what she said. I'll have to see the subtitles. Who are you? She was very sweet to him, though, too. So Michael Fagan.

Yep. So he's currently 72 years old, still living in London. Wow. And still thinking of the Queen. Quote, I hope she lives to be 100. If she does, I'll send her a 100th birthday telegram. Telegram? Yeah.

I would think he'd be black banned on their telegram bloody inbox. Yeah. Can you, I don't know, DM him? Yeah, message him, Jenna. Start a group chat. What about this?. DM him. Yeah, message him, Jenna. Start a group chat. What about this? You and him. When he snuck in, he drank Prince Charles's wine.

Yes, he did. Which was an Australian wine. No. On the filing cabinet. Oh, lovely. I was just waiting to be captured. Really? I feel like he was getting off on this.

He said, I was loving it. It was like Goldilocks and the Three Bears. These guys are nuts. He'd be a great fit for this podcast. He would, wouldn't he? He would. Reach out, Jenna. Reach out, Jenna.

Try and get the loon on. But don't tell us and we'll be doing the show and then all of a sudden one of the studio windows will smash and I'll go, who are you? No, you know what'll happen. Oh, shit. It's Michael Fabian. one of the studio windows will smash and I'll go, who are you? No, you know what'll happen. Oh, shit. It's Michael Fagan.

Is it just me? Hello, podcast pals. It's Jonesy. Jonesy, you know me. It's like Prince, just Jonesy. You're listening to Jenna Benson on Just Me. Thank you, Jonesy. We're here too, at Couple of Mitches is where you can find us on Instagram and TikTok and head along to our Facebook page where you can leave a review. Yes, Jonesy. We're here too, at Couple of Mitches. It's where you can find us on Instagram and TikTok

and head along to our Facebook page where you can leave a review. Yes, you can. If you're not using Apple Podcasts, you can leave a review on Facebook. Yes, and I'm not going to say do five stars, but I mean, you know, you can get a mug if you leave us a five star review. It's kind of implied. Yeah, please do it, for God's sake. Should we read a couple out this week?

Of course. What have you got? This week, because it was Spotify Rapped. You know how they do their 2020 Rapped and they obviously have all the analytics and the data from your streaming habits over the year yeah well they wrap it up and show you like a little chart or a countdown from what your number one podcast two three four five they do it with songs too this time i'm always like oh fuck off everyone's posting their spotify screenshots on social media but we got so many tags saying that we were their number one podcast. I was like, oh my God, great.

So I thought, why don't we get the person that had the most impressive numbers? So congratulations, Michael Lauda. How many hours did he listen to? He streamed 20 episodes in one day. Oh my God. That's ridiculous. That just can't be right though. Because most of our episodes are over an hour.

Yeah. I reckon he would have accidentally left his phone going on low volume or something. There's just no way that's right. Yeah, he's confused himself. He said, not entirely sure how I achieved this. Oh, well. It's the biggest stat. He's like, love these guys.

We love you, Michael. DM me on Instagram and I will send you a mug out. You've won. Congratulations to that. Also, you can leave reviews anywhere. Do we have mugs left? Yeah, I think we're down to our final three. But we have been for the last three weeks. No, no, we have six mugs.

People haven't claimed them every week. It's like a missing puppy. Oh, right, okay. Not everyone claims them. Oh, there you go. TikTok, you've got a week to claim it, idiot. Yeah, get across them. We also had an influx on Apple Podcast reviews, which is very sweet.

Look what bribery does. I know it works, right? This is very sweet. We have Jules1088 I know it works, right? This is very sweet. We have Jules1088. She says, bottoms don't need Viagra, which is obviously directed at you, Mitchell. How very dare you. She gave us five stars.

I'll take it. Is that all she said? No. That was the title. So she wanted to really get us in. Very impact. Everything else is very positive. The best podcast ever.

Bringing joy and fun to my week. I love you guys so, so, so much. FYI, black tie for men means a tuxedo. It's not semi-formal at all. I think that's in reference to me talking about what I was going to wear to the Arias. Yeah, you were very stressed. Then she said, Delta and Joel host to the Arias. Clearly didn't hear that I said pre-show.

Didn't host the main show. Are you sure you're going to give her the mug? She seems a bit unhinged. No, I like her. She still gave us five stars and that's all that matters. You know what? We're both unhinged, so for God's sake. Bottoms don't need Viagra.

That's just rude. Like it's all about the top. They're the only one that gets to enjoy sex. Fuck that. Sorry, Jules. We love you. Congratulations, Jules. You get a mug.

And the last one is, this is hard because there's no name. The name is I'm Bored AF. So maybe the name is Anne Frank. Maybe this is Anne Frank. Leaving a review. Listen for six hours straight. We'll put it on your fucking Spotify rant. I'm a huge fan of the podcast.

Started listening about a month and a half ago, and I regret not finding you guys sooner. I've just driven six hours from Melbourne to my hometown in country New South Wales. She's a neighbour. Wonderful neighbour. And I listened to you guys the whole way, literally from when I got my car to the minute I pulled into my parents' driveway.

Wow. I swear the trip went so fast because I was enjoying myself tremendously. Oh, that's good. Very sweet. I also listen to you guys on my way to work, to and from, every day, and I'm genuinely worried about the day I catch up and have to wait for new episodes as they come out each week. You guys put me in the best mood, and I've told all my friends they need to listen.

P.S. I love Jenna's Junk. I need more junk action. There you go, Jenna. Another Jenna's Junk fan. There's so much junk. So I don't give AF. DM me and will I get you that mug?

I'm bored AF it was. I'm bored AF. I'm glad that they've gotten their friends or they've told them to listen. I wonder if they actually have. I reckon they have. Although if my friends told me to listen to a podcast, I'd go, yeah, thank you. Send me the link. And I'd never fucking listen.

So in reality, I actually doubt it. I reckon I would. It depends on what the podcast is. Someone's like, oh, I've got this science fiction, sci-fi, murder, mystery, xenon, super warrior podcast. I'd be like, thanks, Jake. That's my podcast. It's brilliant.

I've listened to every episode. Yeah. Anyway, right now, I'm excited for this because we don't know where it's going to go. It's time for... Jenna Decides. It's up to you't know where it's going to go. It's time for... Jenna Decides. It's up to you, Jenna. Ball's in your court. Last time we left it up to groundskeeper Jenna to decide whether we go ahead with a segment or not

was Sorry Tunnel back in episode 35. And in the end, Jenna said, yeah, I love Sorry Tunnel, which I feel like was the right call because now, even though I was against it at the time, I now love it. It's become synonymous with our show. It's got a cult following. People Sorry Tunnel their parents in the street on the phone. It happens all the time. And episode 35, when we did that, that's our most listened to episode of all time.

Well, it's titled Sorry Tunnel. As a result of me. You're like Nostradamus predicting trends. So once again today, Jenna, Mitch and I have come up with an idea. I don't think we should do it. He thinks that we should do it. It was his idea, right? I back it fully.

And the reason that I don't think we should do it is it could come back to bite us professionally. All right? We've all been bitten. So you know we all love a mispronunciation on this show. Backbone-a-vigim. Well, I heard one. It was mine and Jenna's new boss who said it. Oh, and he's only recently stepped into this show. Backbone of idjim. Well, I heard one. It was mine and Jenna's new boss who said it. Oh, and he's only recently stepped into this role.

That's the thing. So our boss, Rosie, who we love, went on maternity leave. Shout out to Rosie. Our new boss is this guy, Kieran, who fortunately we like as well. He's a very nice guy. I like Kieran too. I had a meeting with him. It was kind of a passing of the reins.

My first meeting with him is the new boss. Checking in. And I couldn't help but notice that he kept mispronouncing a certain word. Oh, no. It was podcast, which is quite a big word in our vocab. Yeah. Even we host one. He says it podcast.

Oh. He's like, I can, Mitchell, I can tell that your passion really lies with podcasts. And I think that you do so well with your podcast. And I can see that and I was just like, try to keep a straight face. That's like people that say masturbate instead of masturbate. It's like, what? And so the first thing I did, of course, was tell Mitch, oh my God, I was trying not to

laugh at this mispronunciation. Yes. Thinking, surely Mitch knows that this is not for the show. This is just me telling him an anecdote off air. And he goes, were you recording? And I was like, of course I wasn't recording. And he goes, I want to hear podcasts come out of your boss's mouth. I want to know what it sounds like.

I need to listen to it. Exactly right. And so you want to prank call him. I want to ring him. So just to prove that he says podcast. No, I want to ring him and I want to lead him down a path that will get him to say a path. I want to lead him down a path that'll get him to say podcast.. I want to lead him down a path that'll get him to say podcast. And I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This is my new boss. You can't be screwing around with this. This is inappropriate. No, I don't give a shit. Definitely crosses a professional boundary. He's not my boss. I've got no dog in the fight. He can be pissed off at me.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, guess who he will tell. If he has an issue with this and doesn't see the humor, guess who he's going to take it out on? Jenna and I. Then play him the audio and go, we tried and tried but the fat bastard called you, which I'm about to do.

So, Jenna, it's your call. I will not do it if you don't approve. But if you do and it gets the green light, I'm calling him right now live on the podcast. You know Kieran too, Jen. Do you think he would have a – you'd know him better than me, actually, because you worked in the Melbourne office where he is. So do you think he would have a sense of humour about this?

Because he seems chill to me, but it's still like... He does. It could be too far. Well, you were the one to work with him last. I was the last one to work with him. He's a tricky one. He really is. But I really want to hear him say podcast.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Do it. Jenna? No, and if we get in trouble, it's because of you. You're greenlighting the segment? Yes. Yes!

Yes! Just because I want to hear him say podcast. I'm surprised you haven't. He doesn't know I'm calling, too, and he hasn't spoken. He might be nervous. He's talking to Kiss Talent. He might go, oh, my God, it's Mitchell Cheery. Three, seven.

Don't read his number out. God. All right. I'm calling Kieran. No. All right. So all I'm going to do, guys, is lead him down a path and get him to say podcast. That's it.

It's going to be hard, though, because if you want someone to say a certain word, hey, this is a challenge. This is a challenge. It's a hard task. We could be here for hours. We could be. I'm turning your mics off. Oh, God, he's just contested in the other studio.

Sorry, the lines are going berserk. It's not a free line. A day to answer one. I'm going to have to get one and tell him to. Hey, sorry, call back in a bit. Okay, thank you. I'm using that line line and it's working. Poor guy.

Here's the sacrificial lamb. Here we go. Hello, Kieran speaking. Kieran, it's Mitch Turi from Kiers. How are you, man? I'm good. How are you? I'm good, thank you.

This is so funny. I think this is the first time we've ever actually spoken. Yes, it is. What's going on? Not much. I just thought I'd call you. Sorry it's a bit late, but, you know, working till midnight. That's sort of the body clock for me.

No, you are Mitch to midnight. I know. I know. I need to get the custom number plates or something, like MC till midnight. Anyway, we can workshop it. I just sort of wanted to touch base, say hi. I know Mitch has been talking to you a lot obviously you guys work together and signing the podcast too i heart is really exciting um and i just sort of wanted to chat through to make sure

you had everything you needed from us and to see if basically everything was sort of good to go on that front because i know mitch makes all the digi stuff and uh i think we're good to like schedule it and pump it out as per the contract yeah yeah well we'll have to talk about that and what what content we go because you know different brands do have different uh vibes so I'll have to see how we go with the podcast stuff as we go yeah cool I understand it's one of your like last priorities like it wouldn't be up front for you it's uh look podcasting is a major priority for the business so it is it is up there for me as we as we go into 2021 um there's a lot of podcasts out there though you know well i mean i'm surprised yeah that's right i heart radio is number one and that's why i was so nervous that we like

passed the test like we got hired on i heart it's like shit i'm uh but um yeah i'll see how i can help you boys out next year yeah it all happened so fast i was like jesus and I'm a... Happened either, but I'll see how I can help you boys out next year. Yeah, it all happened so fast. I was like, Jesus. And I didn't want to not get it and then be downcast, you know? You don't speak like that. What do you mean? I've heard you show.

You don't say laugh. You don't say downcast. What do you mean? That's how I speak. Kieran, that is how I speak. And I can hear Jenna laughing in the background. Jenna. You gave it away.

Shit, Jenna. Come on. I was doing so well. Mitch and Jenna are here, Kieran. Yeah. I was wondering why it was a no caller ID. That's your first clue that you're being made fun of. The problem is, is that because I am the big dog, as you know.

Yes, boss. I have to answer all the calls. So no more, I still get answers. Very true. I didn't want this to happen. But I mentioned to Mitch that I noticed that you said podcast instead of cast. And I just couldn't. I wanted to call.

I was the one that made the call happen. I wanted it. Turn your mic on, idiot. Go on. I said it was a terrible idea made the call happen. I wanted it. Turn your mic on, idiot. Go on. I said it was a terrible idea and Mitch said. Oh, right. Sorry. Suck up, Jenna.

Yeah, exactly right. I said no from the very beginning. Jenna just wants an extra 10K for 2021. Where does the podcast come from? Is that a Melbourne thing or British? No, I'm from the UK originally. So I've lost my accent along the way, but I still have some words.

So pasta, faster, podcast, obviously. I say sixth. I can't say it properly. My tongue can't get around sixth properly. Oh, like sixth. Not the fifth, the sixth. Fifth, sixth, seventh, yeah. Wow.

It sounds normal over the phone when you say sixth. It's just muffled enough. To be honest, I'm glad you caught me out when you did because I was running out of words. I was like, I've got vast up my sleeve. Vast? Vast. How do you say vast?

Vast. Vast, yeah. Oh, you know what was just shocking? That Beirut blast. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Wrap it up, guys. Yeah, I know.

He is the boss. We really should be listening. We haven't thought about how we have the boss on the line. He can air check us on the fly. What are your thoughts on this segment? Do you enjoy it? I mean, it was shit-ass. Oh, God.

Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss. We appreciate it. Our new boss, I guess, right? Officially. So it's great to... You should be glad, Mitch, that you've already had your performance review from me already. Thanks, boss. We appreciate it. Our new boss, I guess, right? Officially. So it's great to... You should be glad, Mitch, that you've already had your performance review from me already.

Yeah. Exactly. Oh, God. We'll talk about this in November next year. Did I pass? See you, boys. I got a question. Oh, Jenna has a question, yeah.

Oh, a question, please. We've only spoken five times today. Yeah, okay. So in Melbourne, do you still have to wear masks? Okay. Bye-bye. See ya. Bye.

You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. Geez. Aren't you glad we did that segment? He was great. I'm still not sure whether he was amused or not. Oh, he was scary.

He figured you out pretty soon, though. Oh, he definitely. I think it was the first one I said last. I was the last to know. The last. I reckon he right now is just, I was pranked by the podcasters. Mention, mention, Jenna. Sending off an email to his boss.

I hope not. Far out. Jenna, you've got a good eye for content. That's the second segment you've picked. I know. I'm pretty good at it. I actually have a mispronunciation of yours that I heard on the show a few weeks ago. Oh, me?

Mm. You didn't pick me up in the moment? You didn't hear it until you listened back? No, I listened back and I grabbed, I cut the audio, put it aside. I just haven't brought it up yet. Did you leave it in the final edit? Like, could people have heard it? Really?

I wanted to see if anyone else would pick up on it. Clearly not. No one did. Isn't that interesting? So what, next week, you reckon? I don't know. Should we? Yeah, let's do it.

I don't mind. All right. If you want to do it next week. Show us book next week. Mispronunciation. I'm not afraid. I'm confident. Very rarely make mistakes, so it will be nice to reflect.

Yeah. I still maintain that my mispronunciation wasn't a mispronunciation. What was yours again? Extremely. Oh, extremely, yeah. Yes, you just said it that way. No, I was doing it, I was saying it how you say it. And what do you think?

It's three syllables. Extremely. Extremely. You just said it my way, Jen. No, she didn't. I didn't. Say it the correct way. Extremely.

No, just you. Extremely. I'm saying it the same way you were. Yes, but you were, before you were like, extremely. Yeah, you're changing it up now. Extremely. Yeah, there.. Extremely. I'm saying it the same way you were. Yes, but you were, before you were like, extremely. Yeah, you're changing it up now. Extremely. Yeah, there. But you said it the same.

I said extremely. I heard the extra syllable. Yeah, there might be a little extra in there. Yeah, but not as profound. You're right. Anyway, we've been through this. Is mine... It's not bold.

No, it's not bold. Oh, God, you both have one. This is my first. No, it's not. Yeah, blind. Oh, yeah, the one that started the bowl. Yeah, yours kicked you've both had one. This is my first. No, it's not. Yeah, Blyan. You're the one that started them all. Yeah, yours kicked it off, fucking idiot.

How could I forget? That's inspired everything. Look at the fucking backdrop. Jesus. Stares at me every day. Those beautiful shutters. Thanks to Winston with Y providing those. Alright, we're back next week for episode 52. We've got a mispronunciation and we will see you there, guys. Can't wait. Also, if you want a little bit more Mitches in the week,

we're actually hosting a bonus podcast on Kyle and Jackie O's podcast while they're away. So every Friday we're doing Friday Loose Bits. It's almost like Gogglebox, but it's just us two just listening to bits from their show. It's also like we get more and more like this show every time we do that show. Oh, my God. It's humiliating, Jenna.

The first one, we were so well behaved. We were very good. Welcome to the best bits. I'm Mitch Till Midnight. Mitchell Coombs. We tried to be quite normal and kind of, you know, tame because we're visitors on their podcast. And by the seventh one, oh, my god. It's humiliating. He started doing the freaking sound effects. Yeah, there was a lot

going on. He isolated a moment where Jackie said, is it just me? On air and kept playing it. I was like, you can't make fun of her on her own show. She's a big fan of Is it just me? So head to the Kyle and Jackie O podcast for Friday Loose Bits if you want to hear that. And we'll be back with more. Is it just me?

Next week. She sounds like she's in an aquarium. Doesn't she? Listen. Is it just me? You're so embarrassing. She could be in an ad for Coddrell. Is it just me?

Have one tablet of Coddrell and you'll clean your sinuses overnight. What a relief there's Dimetap. Is it just me? Or do I love Dimetap? Thank you, Jackie, for the plug on the podcast. Yeah, go listen there. I've been in. Otherwise, we'll be back next week for episode 52.

Catch you then. See ya. See ya. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. Or follow on Spotify. Welcome to ADD Brief. This is the secret segment on the end.

We pretend the show's over. We say bye-bye, hoping people tune out so that we can just kind of carry on like dickheads. Yeah. It's a bit embarrassing, so if you've discovered the secret, don't tell anyone. We're a couple of kids with ADD having a debrief. Yeah, and undiagnosed on my behalf, but kind of quasi-diagnosed on this show. Yeah, if you did have it, it would be like, ooh, surprise. What a shock. What a surprise.

Yeah, well, it's great to be here, debrief on the show. I was thinking in the car, AD debrief, should we discuss what happened on the show? Like, it's meant to be like a... We often do. Yeah, we do. After a football match when they're like, boys, we did well. You know, they're all pissing you the kids off. And that's, it's meant to be like a... We often do. Yeah, we do. After a football match when they're like, boys, we did well. You know, they're all pissing you the pants off.

And that's what this is meant to be, right? Well, no, this bit is meant to be nothing's planned, nothing's scripted. So if you want a debrief on the show, then absolutely, by all means. I thought it was great. Just don't plan it beforehand because that's breaking the rules. Nothing's planned. It's all fucking just rambling.

Improv'd. Did I ever tell you about the improv school that I studied at? Yep, in LA. In LA. Really? Yeah. And when I did my graduation show, because I was studying for weeks and weeks and weeks, and then at the end-

You just looked up at the lights and I could see your mascara. It's very pretty. Such a pretty- Sorry, you keep talking. I feel like Elsa. So beautiful. Where's that video? I want to find the video.

Fuck my improv story. Right off. No one gives a shit. See, didn't kill an animal, killed the story. Is that bloody shotgun sound effect back? Yeah, it's back. Yeah, but it's a. I deleted it.

It's a rifle. It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. It's not real. Jenna, fuck you. Also got this. It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. It's not real. Jenna, fuck you. Also got this. It's a chainsaw! Yeah!

Ah! Woo! I mean, okay, you know, I did tell you to get new sound effects, but there you go. I got it. I also got... You meant to weave it into a story, though. ...ahead of time to be prepared for February. How's everybody feeling? The Oscars. The Oscars. And the winner goes to... Ready. So when the Oscars happen, we can debrief. The Oscars. And the winner goes to... Ready.

So when the Oscars happen, we can debrief. That's old. No, it's not. I got made. What for? The Oscars. Oscar season. Because it's going to be a COVID Oscar season.

You're not that prepared. No, I am. That's from earlier this year. No, I have it ready. Anyway. I'm going back to this mascara video. I filmed it. Were you proud of me?

Yeah, I was. Because you were using your phone as a mirror and you were filming the whole time. It's going to be on Instagram, like I said. Are you doing it? Yeah. My mum used to do some of that. It's a fucked face, just so you know. Let me go to it.

Oh, dear. Yeah, your eyes. What's going on with my eyes? Oh, my. You look like you're having a fit. It doesn't even look like you. That's hideous. And what's my mouth doing?

It looks like a mungfish. Your eyes actually look like they're looking at separate corners of the room. Hold on, let me just look up naturally, and you tell me at what point my eyes sort of act like a 12-year-old gymnast. You'll have to do a slow glance. Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, Jenna, you start with your finger, hold this mascara, and then you point it and then slowly go up and I'll follow it.

Come closer. Okay. At what point do they go, Doe-y? She's not tall enough. She can't get that tall, but I'll keep going. There!

That's where. Oh! Oh, my God! What's happening? Oh, they've gone! What's happening? Oh, my God! Oh, I can see my brain!

Oh, hold on. I've got to look down almost to reset them. They fully went up. Did they? They really just got to a point where they... You try it. You look up.

Oh, no. Yours is straight 180. You've got two lanes of traffic. You know me. Higher? You know, they're fine. Let me go one more time. That's off.

Really? That's way off. Maybe it's got something... Oh, God, I feel woozy. Have you never noticed that before? I think I've just been on the Superman ride. Well, he can't look at himself while looking up. No, but has anyone commented on it?

No, no one said hi. Your eyes go in diagonal when you look up. I would have thought that Hayden would have seen you in that position at some point. Oh, yeah. Oh, maybe, you know, climaxing. No, I more meant like this. Hey! Oh, yeah, actually. Yeah, maybe, you know, climaxing. No, I more meant like this. Hey! Oh, yeah, actually.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. You look up at them while you're down anyway. Yeah, I fully understood. That hurts! Anyway, my beautiful mascara looks great. When we eventually get Hayden on to do a gold digger interview and expose on your relationship from his side,

I'm going to ask him, interview and expose on your relationship from his side. I'm going to ask him does Mitchell's, do Mitchell's eyes go doughy and like point outwards when he's, anyway. Do Mitchell's eyes part like the Red Sea in the middle of copulation?

He actually, fuck that improv story too, it was terrible. Jeanette McCurdy was in the audience of my graduation show, that's it. The iCarly girl, blonde head girl, That's it. That's the story. I would have gone on. I still would be telling it now, but there's the long story short. Hayden is every time I come home, he's like, hey, how was your day? How would you do on the podcast? I'm like, oh, we had Ruby Teas on. He's like, oh, great. Oh, I'd love to come on one day. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, what'd you do this week? I'm like,

oh, it was great. We had Abby Chatfield on. And he's like, right. Still haven't asked me. And I was like, these are guest hosts. They're celebrity people. I'll get him on for this. I've told you we're going to do the gold digger. He's always, I've always said to him, yes, I will have you on, but we need a reason to do it. And on Instagram Live we confronted him the other night

and he's coming on. Yep. We've gold digged. Sounds wrong. We've dug for gold. Yes, we've dug Jenna. Yes. We've mined Mitch. We didn't. Dug for gold. Yes, we've dug Jenna. Yes. We've mined Mitch.

You didn't have much luck with me. No, we didn't. He wasn't happy with the questions. Remember that? No, it's not that I wasn't happy with the questions. It's that you didn't get anything. Yeah, we didn't get much. I was like, come on, bro.

I got so much out of both of you. Jenna's a cat. Yeah, I revealed my cat-ness. True. That's when we found out that Jenna was part feline. Yes. Because of her bloody claws. What did you get from mine?

I got that you first got with Hayden after stalking the perimeter of his university, swiping on Tinder, hoping to be within his radius. Can you fucking fix that, my candle? What? Oh. If anyone's thinking about getting Christmas gifts for us, please send a can of WD-40 to the Kiss office in Sydney. I'm going to do it. What?

I saw one yesterday passing the bathroom. Really? Yeah. Wait there. Wow. Scratch that. Yeah. If you're thinking of sending a gift, just send, I don't know, flowers.

Yeah. Oh, flowers would be nice. Yeah. Maybe a few rash shirts. What is it with you and fucking rash shirts, bro? Do you even wear one? Yes. I don't sound convinced of that.

Well, I don't go to the beach that often. I don't like being in the sun. No. No. Well. Yeah. I bet he can't find it how are you i'm good how about you oh yeah no no killing it unreal yeah that's really nice

yeah what are you having for dinner? Don't know, actually. I brought a YouFoods with me. It's in the fridge. I can't remember what it was, though. Last time it smelled very nice. Very good. They always do.

Chicken, I think. I'm having rice. Love it! We just had the best banter ever. You won't even know. What happened? Oh, Jenna's coming for your gig. What'd she say?

It was great. Tell me. Nothing. No. I'll rewind it. You'll have to listen. Anyway, have you got the stupid can of shit? That's not a can of WD-40.

Okay, where's the creek? We need to isolate. I think it's that. Move the mic so you don't get an electrical hazard. True. Okay, I'm going to unplug for a sec. Oh, thank God. So, twist it again there.

Yeah, it's right there next to the mic. That's shocking. Sounds like a witch before they eat a child. Oh. Oh. Sounds like a witch before they eat a child. It's not much of a mist going on there. Oh, and now it's going high-pitched. It sounds like it's a pig squealing. Or a seagull at the fish market. Who's that?

Hi. What's wrong? Is it urgent? No. Someone told me it was urgent. It is urgent. He's finally WD-40ing the mic. It worked. What did you do? Tell you did it. It's still not

working. It's all yuck. Why does it not work? Is it too tight? The tech's in here, everyone. For those who are wondering, that's how we think it's... Oh, that's better. That's better than what it was. Yeah. What did you say when you were down there to make them think that they were panicking?

This bloody engineer's just come running. He's looking for you. It's urgent. I ran and I said, stop what you're doing! There's a fire in the studio! Then I ran out. Okay, it sounds less like a screeching pig and more like a guinea pig now. Right now.

Oh, there we go. Go. I mean, it's probably a little loose. Oh. No, it works when you're gentle. Because if I go... Oh, no. It does get better.

That's much better. Maybe after sitting... I think there's actually some squeaking coming from that end. Sounds like a puppy moaning That'll do Thanks Braden No urgency I'm off So no more urgent problems

No no more urgent problems God Appreciate it Thanks Braden All good Oh do you want your WD back? I don't think you're done with it Braden do you want

That's not WD-40 What did you spray in there? Oh my god What is it? That's electrical solvent What's that mean? It you spray in there? Oh, my God. What is it? That's electrical solvent. What's that? It's isopropyl alcohol, essentially. Electrical solvent?

That doesn't sound good. It's for cleaning electronics. You can flood an electronic board and it won't zap. Right. This is just really strong booze. Will it stop the squeaking? Only for like 10 minutes. Oh, well, what a waste of time.

Well, that's only really how much we have left. Thanks, Brayden. Such a sweet man. Did you just spray the first aerosol can you could find? Oh, well, what a waste of time. Well, that's only really how much we have left, so. Thanks, Brayden. Such a sweet man. Did you just spray the first aerosol can you could find? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That or more tan. That could have been like, that could have caused all sorts of problems. You've got to read the can, bruh.

It's all content. So what are you two laughing at? None of your business. You'll have to go back and listen. No. Why don't you tell me? Because you can't repeat genius. What?

Yes, you have to. Otherwise, you'll lose it. You'll hear it. All right. Great episode, everyone. Thank you for listening. It was a real pleasure. Oh, we out of here already.

If you want to. I'm happy to stay. It's up to you. Do you want to put some mascara on? No. Come on. No, I don't want to get your sty. Guys, it's not my sty.

It'd be Tash from the newsroom. You just said it was Alana. They're all the same. Spoken like a true white gayman. Remember the Sydney Gays? Oh, yes. I think the podcast is still there. Is it? They didn't even delete it. We should go back and listen to that. For those who don't know what I'm

talking about, the Sydney Gays is a podcast that launched, I don't know, a year ago now by two white, straight, cis gay men. And they got great reviews. And when I say great, I mean scathing. Terrible. It was bad. It was like, what did you do on the weekend, boyo?

I went to Arknight Club and hooked up with the best Brazilian. They sounded like they were doing a parody of gays. Yeah. It was actually very funny. They were like, how many good boys did you hook up with last night I lost count honey Oh yas And I was like what

This can't be serious Our first segment yas queen Did I spill it You've got mascara all over your face We made fun of the Sydney gays in our very first episode Did we what did we do We were introducing each other and i said this is mitch churi he does this he does that and when you were introducing

me you said this is mitch mitchell coombs you might know him he's a viral influencer and i'm like not really haven't you got more insta followers than me you're like i don't know maybe i do and i'm like oh let's not start by talking about how many insta followers we have that's what the sydney gays did And look what happened to them. Very funny. Oh, God. I'm craving a wine so much. We could have one in here. If there any?

Not really. Oh, well, thanks. The wine fridge is... No, you can bring your own. The wine fridge downstairs is locked and it's open at 2.30 on Fridays. And they're like ravenous if you try to get in before. Fun fact, I had a key to that fridge at one point and it was taken off me and cut with a pair of pliers.

Why? Because at one point before I was on air or did anything good here at the radio station, I was the fill-in janitor for a month. So I filled in here and cleaned the building and cleaned the toilets and I got all the keys. Right. And I had a master key. You held on to the one that you needed most.

Oh, I made a cut of it. No joke. One of my jobs was to go get another key cut for the groundskeeper while he was away. And I got it cut. And I'm like, this is my phone card. And I did. And then I would go down the middle of the night and get a drink. And they found me out and they cut the key.

Fuck. It was attached to my little key ring. I've been trying to drink less. I've been doing that whole, you know, that, oh, swap it. Don't stop it. Oh, no. How does that work? You substitute something.

Like when you would normally be craving a bad habit, like a cigarette, you might swap it for a vape. Or in my case, instead of if I'm craving a wine and I'm like, it's 11 a.m., Mitchell, it's still too early to drink. I'll swap it for peach iced tea. Oh, God. Just an alternate, sweet, refreshing, cool beverage. And then what are you going to do once you get over peach iced tea? Go to Lemon? I don't know.

I really don't know. You do a full circle and end up back at Grog. Probably. It's just a habit. Like, I get home and I'm like, oh, put my bag down. If I'm not editing the podcast or whatever, I'll, you know, put some Netflix on. It's just a habit that I have a cool drink with me. So I started putting the peach iced tea in the wine glass,

and I'm like, oh, this is refreshing. You do love a beverage and a lot going at once. At your desk, you've got a green smoothie, and you've got your water bottle. The other day, Jenna, he messaged me, called me ten times. I thought his poor mother had fallen into the shit pit. And I'm like, what's happened? Have you seen my drink bottle?

Well, what about now in front of him? He's got two drink bottles. What does he have? Oh, I've got two drink bottles because this is the one that I left at work. And this is the other one I brought today. Did you hear that? I almost broke the chair. Why do you have two Frank Green thermoses?

So that I can rotate them. One of them goes in the dishwasher while I use the other. But why do you have them both here now? Because I left one here the other night and called you saying, where's my drink bottle? Interesting. So there's still one here at work. What happened to the blue one that I got you for Christmas? We dropped the act.

You didn't actually get that for me for Christmas. Oh, did we? Yeah, that was- The Disney one. Remember how you pretended to give it to me so that we could trick Jenna into giving her the fish? As soon as you gave her the fish, I dropped the act. Really?

Yes. Oh, wait, so. If you listened to our Christmas episode, I was like, oh, thank you so much for the drink bottle. And then, oh, Jenna, me pretending that I wasn't also in on it. I don't remember dropping the act. As soon as you gave her the fish and I was like, I said to her, we were talking about it and we're like, Jenna lives alone.

She could do with a friend. There you go. We got you a fish. So I was in on it the whole time. You didn't actually give me the fucking drink bottle. That was my drink bottle. So you didn't give him the drink bottle? No. No, it was all faked. No, we just

said that we wanted to give you a fish somehow and so we staged it by pretending that he got us Christmas presents and he gave me my own drink bottle. It would have looked weird if we only had a gift for you, so we had to do that for you. Yeah, I dropped the act instantly. I'll have to go back and listen back. All these things I forget. That was a very nice bottle. Yeah, it was mine.

Yeah, I didn't buy it from Orson and I. Disney Plus gave it to me actually. Really? Yeah, they sent me a a very nice bottle. Yeah, it was mine. Yeah, I didn't buy it from all the nice people. Disney Plus gave it to me, actually. Really? Yeah, they sent me a chocolate Disney Advent calendar. Yeah, look. I got to send mine today. Look. Oh, you got one of those?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's the same. Oh, can I have one? You've already opened them. No, I've only opened as many days have passed. You open one per day. That's how Advent calendars work. He's up to the current day.

I was confused. Oh, well, just open them. I've already finished mine. I'm up to the 24th already. I never got one. Did you really? Yeah, it's Christmas Day inars work. He's up to the current day. I was confused. Oh, well, just open them. I've already finished mine. I'm up to the 24th already. I never got one. Did you really? Yeah, it's Christmas Day in my book. I've gotten all the way.

I don't even have one. Oh, then Jenna hasn't tasted them because they're good. They're like marvellous. They've got like jelly beans, like the marvellous creations. It's quite cool, actually. They've sent us this Advent calendar and you open it. Not only is there a chocolate inside, but it also gives you a recommendation of something to watch.

Oh, my God. Oh, really? If it's not Mandalorian, you need to watch it. Baby Yoda. I'm obsessed right now. Open it. It says today, the first. Season one, episode one of The Simpsons, which by the way is so creepy.

It's nothing like The Simpsons are today. Really? The first episode is so weird. Oh, the animation is off too. Second, they want me to watch 12 Dates of Christmas. Oh, Hayden's obsessed with that. On the third, they want me to watch The Nutcracker and The Four Realms. I haven't seen that.

I'll have to get across. And I'll start opening the rest. Yay! Yay! I want to see. I'm starving, so let's just open this today. All right. The Santa Clause I'm watching.

Anna, what do you want? Oh, my God. Let's see. You know what? What? Oh, my God. Let's see. You know what? Oh, what happened? Choking on the advent calendar. Thanks to Disney Plus. Can I have some?

They want me to watch Milan. Good idea. Oh, I like Milan. Very Christmassy. Mine has a little gummy bear in it. Oh, throw me the box. You know what I started watching today with a glass of peach iced tea? Black Beauty on Disney+.

What is that? The horse. Yes, but it's like a... The original Black Beauty is... Actually, no, it's not animated, the original. They've redone it. It's good. It's about a horse?

Yep. She gets rescued. She was a wild brumby or some shit. Oh, Jenny, you've been there. Yes. What did you have to watch? How many did you take? Three.

What the fuck? Mine's got mint in it. Oh, you've got to watch Santa Buddies. Ow! That was my godmothered crown. And Mulan on Disney+. Like I said, I'm currently watching Mandalorian. Oh, it's so good.

What is that? Is it on Disney Plus? Yeah. Star Wars. Oh, yuck. Disney Plus. Why? I don't want to watch Star Wars Holiday Special.

I'm not into Star Wars. Oh, I watched that. The Lego one. It is so good. You know what? I wasn't into Star Wars and I went to Disneyland. Courtesy of Disney. And I went to Star Wars Land and I was hooked instantly.

I'm a Hayden. I'm now a Star Wars guy and we watched all the movies on the way home. Really? And you got a jacket. I got a Rebel fighter jacket, yeah. You know what? It's not like Star Trek-y. It's not that in.

I've not seen either. I haven't seen Star Trek, but you can, like, choose to opt into the hype, you know? Like, you can just watch it and enjoy it for what it is, or you can get really involved, and I love that there's no pressure. Richie Rich. It's a great movie. Merry Christmas, Sol.

All right, Christmas. Disney wants us to watch? Sol. I want us to watch Sol on Christmas Day. What's that? Oh, did you just take the 25th? Yeah. You scumbag.

Gummy bear. I can't believe you fucking skipped to the good one. Which one should I take? Christmas Eve. That'll be nice. It'll be peppermint. Oh, I hope it's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Oh my God, that's my favourite.

I watch it every Christmas too. That's my favourite Christmas film. What is it? The Muppets' Christmas Carol. Oh, it's still on theme. Something new. Oh, what was that? I know, it says...

Oh, that's candy cane. Is it? Yeah, that's candy cane. Is it? Yeah, fine, it said peppermint. Here you go, yeah. It's very stressful that we're now eating these out of order. Mr. Popper's penguins. That sounds fun. Mitchell?

I'll have one more. Oh, sorry. What was that? Someone had a cockroach in it. Imagine if they're like, 24 have sweet, one filled with arsenic. You will be killed. I didn't realise how much Christmas shit they had on there. Yeah, love me some Disney Plus.

We're not being paid, by the way, so people probably think we're being paid by Disney+. We're definitely not. Santa Claus 2? I haven't seen Santa Claus 1. Oh, Santa Claus 1! Santa Claus are my favourite Christmas movies! Yes! Why don't we quickly rank what our favourite Christmas movies are? I've got some suggestions. Like what? Alright, so, let me just get some

music to theme it. Okay, my favourite this is Bing Crosby 2, so it's probably out of royalty. It's 200 years old. I got Santa Claus 3. Oh, wow. No. All right.

So the Santa Claus 1, 2, 3 trilogy is fantastic. That's where Jack Frost's management comes from. Because Jack Frost is the villain played by Martin Short, I think, in the second one. It's brilliant. My favourite Christmas movie. Oh, I should have done this for an idjim. Should I hold it?

Maybe. Home Alone. Oh, Macaulay Culkin. Nah, let's do it now. Who cares? It's a little bonus. Christmas with the Cranks. Really?

Have you seen it? It's terrible. Pardon me? What's that based off? When I first watched it, it was horrific. When? I don't know. What's the plot?

Some family. The little boy from Malcolm in the Middle is in it. No, he's not. Yes, he is. Oh, the baby one. Yeah. What do you mean? Malcolm.

The little boy. If you say the little boy and Malcolm in the middle, you think Malcolm, right? No. Yes. No. What is that rat looking one? The rat one. The little one.

That's like that alien from E.T. Oh, E.T. No. His mum. Completely different. You know that horse out of Black Beauty? Yeah. Oh, you mean Black Beauty?

Black Beauty. No, I meant Nutmeg. The one they share the stable with. Yeah, I love that Marley and May with that beautiful dog. Who, Marley? Marley. No! The little runt of the litter at the start of the film!

I love that fish out of Finding Nemo. Oh, Nemo? No! Absolutely not. Marlin! That's so stupid. I love that wizard in Harry Potter. Oh, Harry.

No. Dumbledore. I love that ogre in Shrek. Oh, Shrek. No. One of the ogre babies. What are they called? They've got the weirdest names.

You've got to Google it. The weirdest part of that was donkey and Dinosaur's Baby. Donkey and Dragon. Dragons. The Dronkeys. Dronkeys. Yeah, that was funny. I had a DS game.

Can you go down? I had a Nintendo DS game. It was Shrek, Ogres and Dronkeys. It was like The Simons, but you were their kids. So these are the babies' names. Charles. Fergus, Farkle and Felicia Oh

What's your favourite ogre in Shrek? No it's Felicia Don't be dumb Farkle Who's your favourite rat in Stuart Little? Oh Stuart Don't be ridiculous Don't be daft One more time

How did this start? Oh Don't be daft. One more time. How did this start? Oh, that little boy from Malcolm in the Middle. Jenna. No, the mother. Oh, that superhero from Spider-Man. Oh, you mean Spider-Man. No! The green Goblin.

That's a great film. Peter Parker. He's my favourite Spider-Man 2, Tobey Maguire. Yeah, the Tobey Maguire era. I agree. When he gets... Although Tom Holland's beautiful. What, he just throws an adjective in there

and thinks he can start a new series? The amazing Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah, I know. What's the next one? The Toey Spider-Man. Does that just do a new adjective and start from scratch? The Frigid Spider-Man. Will he save the day?

He's kind of nervous. I love that zebra in Racing Strikes. Oh. Does it have a name? I don't know. Who knows? Yeah, the main one. No.

I don't even know. See, Jenna, this would work if you said, oh, I love that animal in Madagascar. And you go, oh, of course. Which one of seven cast animal members? I said The Little Boy. In Malcolm? In the middle, which is a show about a little boy named Malcolm.

No. The Little Boy was like six. Malcolm was like 12. I love that witch in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Oh, Sabrina. Oh, you mean Sabrina. No. Howdy.

Helda. Helda. Salem the cat. So stupid. Who's that lead actress in... Oh, God. What's her name again? Raven. Who's that lead actress in That's So Raven?

I love her. You mean Raven? No. I don't know who the other is. Rachel. Yeah. Oh, my God. We need to go to inanimate objects.

Oh, my favourite ship is that one in Titanic. Oh, you mean the Titanic? No, the lifeboats. The Carpathia that rescued them. Give it. There's only one left. Mine. Thank you, Disney.

I love that little V-dub in Herbie Fully Lighted. Herbie? No. His sister. That's very stupid. What else is there? See, and it'd also work with, I love that monster out of Monsters, Inc. You'd go, oh, explain, which one?

Yeah. Just too much. Oh, I love that dwarf in Snow White. Oh, which one? Grumpy, sleepy, dopey? Yeah, see, that's open-ended. That's like, I love that friend in Friends. Exactly. Could be Joey, Monica, Chandler.

But I'm sorry, when you say the little boy Malcolm in the Middle, we all just assume it's the title character. No, you don't assume that. Because I would say Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, not the little boy from Malcolm in the Middle. I think you made a mistake. Just own it. Okay, whatever.

Well, Christmas with the cranks is horrific. I love that princess in Princess Diaries. Oh, you mean Anne Hathaway? Mia Thermopolis? Absolutely not. That fugly princess. Who's that one, the one with the giant nose that could have taken her job? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can't remember her name. They're remaking that too. What? What for? I love that Betty in Ugly Betty. You mean Ugly Betty? No! Who's that foul-looking girl in Ugly Betty?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You mean Betty? No, no, the post lady. I love that yellow one in The Simpsons. Literally everyone. Everyone. Well, Merry Christmas. Christmas with the Cranks is my favourite. I love that yellow one in The Simpsons. Literally everyone. Or Merry Christmas. Christmas with the Cranks is my favourite.

I love it. Get across it. Hickory Honey Ham. For those who have seen the film and love it like me. I wonder if there's a Facebook group. I'm really into Facebook groups at the moment. Join it. Yeah, I'm going to Google it right now.

There'd be none because no one likes it. Doubt it. For those listening now who love it, message me. I love Santa Claus. Santa Claus is good with Tim Allen. Yeah. And National Lampoons. National Lampoons are great.

Yes. I love that dog in Red Dog. Oh, you mean Red Dog? No, the Kelpie cross that he sits next to at the bloody servo. sits next to you at the bloody servo. Christmas with the Cranks Fan Club. There you go. How many members? One, me. I started it. I was just speaking out loud

when I found it. Yep. I love that Disney movie. Wall-E. I love that Disney movie Wall-E I love that robot in Wall-E Oh Wall-E? No Eva! This is one of our worst

Nemo is my favourite Get rid of me then I love that fish in Nemo Nemo? Nemo? No! Dory! Dory! Dory!

The shark! Bruce! Bruce! I love that sponge in SpongeBob. Oh, SpongeBob. No! His dish sponge that he uses to clean. His mother, Mrs. Sponge.

I love that pig in Babe Oh you mean Babe No His mother that was sent for slaughter I love that spider in Charlotte's Web Charlotte No She's not a spider Isn't she

Yes it's Charlotte's Web Charlotte is the spider Oh I thought that was bloody Dakota Fanny. No, that's Fern. Oh. Oh, no. Charlotte's Web is... Charlotte is the spider.

Yes, and there's a pig too. Yes. Named... Oh, you're going to have to Google it. It's like Montgomery or something. It's a real... I cannot end the episode until I know that. Charlotte.

It's like Wilhelmina or something. It's a very odd name. I love that bee in the bee movie. Oh, you mean this Jerry Seinfeld? No, the queen bee. To whom he reports. Wilbur! Wilbur!

I knew it! Wilhelmina. Oh, it's the squeakers. It's pretty much still there. Yeah, it's not as bad as it was. I love that bear in Brother Bear. Oh, you mean the bear? Don't you know their names?

No. I know that there's Sinkdart, there's Keen Eye. Who else is there? In what? Brother Bear. I don't know. Oh, you're both embarrassing. I love that Japanese fighter in Mulan.

Oh, Mulan. No. The extra with the sword. I love that dog in Scooby-Doo. Oh, Milan. No! The extra with the sword. I love that dog in Scooby-Doo. Oh, you mean Scooby-Doo? No, Velma. I love Velma. You should have said Scrappy-Doo.

Oh, that's funny. Scrappy. No, because it's insinuating that Velma's a dog. She's not a dog. I love that bitch in Lion King. Oh, you mean Nala. No. Because they're lions. They're cats.

Oh, I love that bitch in Cats. Oh, you mean the lead cat. Oh, female dog. Oh, I thought they were cats. What's another dog movie? I don't know. There's not that many. I love that

panda in Kung Fu Panda. Oh, Jack Black? No! Me, me. Actually, it's kind of funnier to do, like, open-ended ones. I love that bug in Bugs Laugh. Oh, oh, yeah. No, but then that works. That's what I mean.

It's open-ended. You're like, that's not specific at all. You're going to have to narrow it down. I love that dinosaur in Jurassic Park. I love that dog from The Secret Life of Dogs. What? I love that penguin in Happy Feet 2. I love that dead thing in Coco.

Wow. They're all dead. All right. I like the Titanic one. I love that boat in Titanic. Oh, you mean the Titanic? No. No?

The Carpathia. Was that what it was called? Carpathia? Yeah. Really? I was like one of those weird kids that was obsessed with everything Titanic. And now I'm on Titanic TikTok. It's a thing.

Oh, yes. But what do they do on Titanic TikTok? Talk about it. Oh, they just do like fun facts, things you might not have known. Behind the scenes stuff. Yeah. Not even behind the scenes about the movie, like the actual wreckage. Yeah.

I didn't know James Cameron actually went to the ship. Yes. Yeah. That's nuts. That's dedicated. He didn't have to do it. to the ship. Yes. Yeah. That's nuts. That's dedicated. He didn't have to do it. Google it, mate. He did.

I love that elephant in Dumbo. Oh, you mean Dumbo? Yeah. I don't know. Oh. The circus leader. I love that dog in Lady and the Tramp. Oh, Lady.

No. Tramp. Obviously. Obviously. I love that dumb bimbo in Home and Away. Who? All of them. That's savage. All right.

Episode 52 next week. We've got a mispronunciation. And apart from that, it's been a great episode. Thank you to your boss for coming on, Kieran. He was great. You know what I can't say? What? The plural of the word text.

Like when you get more than one text. Oh, I was just reading our texts. Texts. Oh, it's like, yeah, I can't say. It sounds like you're asking a horse to giddy up. Text. Like, how do you do it? Texts.

Yeah, it does sound like that. Oh, like there's aliens in Area 50. You know that movie when they're all like crickets? They're all lobsters? No. No? That's a bad reference. Why?

I can't say similarly. Similarly. Similarly. How do you say that? Similarly. Similarly. It's fucking easy, Dom. Similarly.

Similarly. Is that it? Close. Similarly. Similar. Similar. Yeah. We should go Summer Lily? Yeah. We should go, guys.

Probably. Probably. People are probably loving this. I love that man in Man from the Snowy River. I love that river in the Snowy River. Oh, the snowy. No. The Murray.

The Murray. I love that mountain Brokeback Mountain Oh The one where they have sex No Kosciuszko Oh god

I love that bridge In Bridge to Terabithia Oh The main bridge No The Harbour Bridge No the bridge around the corner From the house

Bladesville Bridge Idiot Bladesville Bridge The Iron Cove You dumb daft fool. Tell you what, I love that war in the Star Wars. Or the main war. No!

The Gulf War. I wonder if people laugh at this. Or are they tuned out? Do we also have sponsors at this point? Will there be ads playing now? No. No? Not now. Like, not at this point. Oh, is it the end? No.

I think the middle. Middle and mid-roll and pre-roll. I've got mid-roll, pre-roll and bottom-roll down here. That's a fat joke. Alright, see you next week, everyone. It was a pleasure. Don't forget to join us in our secret Facebook group. It's no secret to you't forget to join us in our secret Facebook group. And you're an idiot. It's no secret to you.

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