Is It Just Me? - #58: Mardi Gras Hangover

Episode Date: March 8, 2021

The morning after Mardi Gras, fuelled by Red Rooster!In this episode:Mitchell's clit (10:43)Churi's shittest IIJM ever (14:24)This week's Red Rooster Reviews (17:22)Top 5 reasons all men should try anal play with Cam Fraser (23:51)TikTok School - Jennnnaaayy's checking in videos (38:33)Our "secret segment" ADDebrief (50:26)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People do some weird shit. Television legend Kerri-Ann Kennelly fell several metres from a trapeze while performing in the musical Pippet. Some things make more sense than others. Ring Pike's Nurseries. What nursery? Pike's. P-Y-K-E-S. P-Y-A. K as in kill.

P-Y-A K as in kill. P-Y-E K! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. What about me?

Don't forget Chin-O. Who? Now here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchel Coombs. Yeah, welcome, guys. Happy Mardi Gras. Oh, this is the official Is It Just Me Mardi Gras hangover show. Yeah, that's right. Powered by Red Rooster, we should say.

Yes, I'm drowning my sorrows in Red Rooster, the perfect hangover feast, I've got to say. They happen to be our show sponsor, but I do genuinely adore them. Oh, no. Ten seconds in. But I do genuinely adore them. Oh, that's the best. You had a very different kind of pineapple fritter in your mouth last night too.

Huh? It was Mardi Gras. Hey, no, no, I was the good girl last night. Were you? There was no action, nothing. Well, there was definitely a little bit of... Oh! Queerness? Yeah, definitely.

Oh, my shoulders are sore. I feel like I've done a gym workout just from dancing. Yes, so any of our international listeners, the Mardi Gras is Sydney's big pride festival. Yes, it is. Yes, I was partying well into the night. I'm still in my costume. Oh, is he? I thought I was doing a podcast with Adam Levine for a second.

Oh, my goodness. What? Adam Levine, he's very gay. You mean Adam Lambert? Adam Lambert, yeah. Who did I say? Yeah, Adam Levine. Isn't that the guy?

Aaron Five? Yeah. He's from Aaron Five. I was going to say I'd be thrilled to look like Adam Levine, but it's just not the case. Mitch got 12 tats and a buzz cut overnight. You know what they say about hangovers? Yes.

Hair of the dog. Oh, no. Oh, I don't think I can. It's what Freddie Mercury would have wanted. Why do you always buy champagne for this show? We need to stop drinking. So this is like a $150 bottle of champagne. Abby Chatfield left this here when she co-hosted.

Oh, that's right. It's been in my drawer ever since. She was meeting up with a friend after she left the studio and she got them a present, which is that champagne, and then she left it behind and I was like, hey babe, can we have it? Here it is. So, come on. Hair of the dog.

Beautiful Sam, do you want to do you want to over? Yeah, come on. I'll bring one out. Poor beautiful Sam. This is the first show back in the Ijem Tower. I know because Sam's been This is the first show back in the Ijum Tower. I know because Sam's been helping us out with producing and in the studio and stuff here for season three and then we just pissed off for two weeks. I pictured him like sitting at the glass staring into an empty studio

being like, are they not coming in this week? Like a cavoodle in a toy store just sitting on shredded paper just waiting to be bought. Yeah, we're recording the show on my bed and I'm like, you told Sam, right? I was like, no, you told Sam. I was just sitting at home by myself wondering, are they ever going to call me?

Just sitting outside the glass in a sleeping bag on a swag. And I said, who's Sam? Yeah, yeah, you did. Okay, Jenna. Who is he? Now, on the show today, Mitchell, speaking of Abbey Chatfield, actually, a couple of weeks ago when she was on, she was talking about how much she loves anal sex. Really? I didn't notice.

And I was talking about how you, even as a gay man, is still a little bit reluctant to allow that to be anything but an exit, that area. That is not true. You're obsessed with my butt. Oh, that area. That is not true. You're obsessed with my butt. Oh, goodness me. I don't know why you think I've made this up. This is a conversation we've had. True. Anyway, I did listen back and Abby and I were being like, babe, give it a go, whatever.

There's so many perks to anal. And it did sound a little bit like we were like interrogating you, like pressuring you to do something you didn't want to do. So don't think of it like that because today I've got a sex coach coming on and he's going to be doing the top five reasons why men should consider anal play. A sex coach? Yes. What does that mean?

It's not so much about me doing like an intervention on you. It's more just a general, it's really interesting what he had to say. I did go to write the top five myself and I actually couldn't think of five reasons. I was like, I don't know. Feels good. I found this sex expert to come on the show, Cam Fraser. He'll be joining us later on. Yeah, and he has his own podcast too,

Men, Sex and Pleasure with Cam Fraser. So he knows what he's talking about more than me. So yes, we'll get him on. Exciting. Plus, what else is coming up? Oh, we're doing TikTok school, right? Yes, correct. And this is where we like to rip off other people's ideas, essentially. Yeah, it else is coming up? Oh, we're doing TikTok school, right? Yes, correct. And this is where we like to rip off other people's ideas, essentially. Yeah, it's plagiarism school. And this one does, is going to, this red rooster will come in handy.

Put it that way. It involves food. So your favourite? Well, I never know. I don't know what class I'm entering. You know, it could be physics. It could be sciences. Correct.

It could be theatre. You know, I'd flourish. But Mitch has found a TikTok that he thinks I'd be good at or you think I'd be terrible at? Did you try to trip me up or you want me to succeed? I reckon this one will be good for you. Okay. You'll nail it.

Have you showered? Yeah, I did shower. You just kept your head out. Yeah, because I had so much. Are there lyrics in this song? Yeah, there is. I've noticed this. What is this?

Get rid of that. It's been repeating the whole time. Yeah, there is. I've noticed this. What is this? Get rid of that. It's been repeating the whole time. That is Rambalina Moricarfo, the girl from the podcast. Get rid of that. All right, it's gone. Happy Mardi Gras. So you did shower? I did, yes.

Because that outfit, guys, it's on the Instagram too, a couple of mitches on Instagram. It looks glued to you. Yeah. It's not easy. It's a very tight latex outfit What was the Before we start the show

What was the parade like? Because we've done the parade together On the Kiss Float But this year it was You were in a stadium You were like Babe the pig The finale of the movie

When they're all parading around That cricket ground That's what it was like Yes Because for COVID reasons They moved it from the iconic Oxford Street Obviously And it was the first time it was in a stadium.

And I've got to tell you, as someone in the parade, it did feel a lot more rock star at the stadium. I thought I was pink. I was like, in my mind, this is my show and you're all my fans. The tour that she cancelled because she had explosive diarrhea? Well, she flies on a frigging trapeze, right? She can't be sharting over the audience. That's so good.

Sorry, side note, she was far too honest when that happened. I mean, she came to Sydney. She's like, I've got to cancel all seven shows. I'm shitting blood. I'm like, Pink, you could have said a migraine, darling, and we would have believed it. So, okay, so you were walking around and you had, there were like screens.

Some of the bloody gays were carting screens like it was a Trojan horse with your videos playing. I know. So I was on the TikTok float and they had these big TV screens playing people's TikToks and I was one of them. So I was like, I didn't even have to turn up. No. I remember you walked straight past me.

So I was hosting the Kiss broadcast from the bleachers, from the stands, and I was interviewing all the gays. It was great. And then I was waiting and waiting and waiting for you to come past. And I'm like, I am three rows back from the crowd. He can't not see me. And then I see the giant TikTok logo. What is it?

It's a giant T, isn't it? It's a music note. It's a treble clef. Treble clef. Oh, yeah, because it used to be Music Alley. And as you're driving up, I'm like, here he is. And then I go, Mitchell! Mitchell!

And this queer man in front of me turns around and goes, who the fuck is Mitchell? And I go, I host a podcast with him. He goes, what's it called? I go, Couple Mitches, this is just me because I'm Mitchell. And I go, alright, put it in his notes. I'm like, there you go. Oh, well, hi, honey. Oh, hi. Hi, buddy. Thank you. And you didn't see me. You walked straight past. But then I did FaceTime you on the

ground. Listen, I had quite a few people, including yourself, have a crack at me for ignoring them. Quote, unquote. No, that's not, quote unquote. One person was genuinely upset. They're like, I'm so disappointed. I was yelling out to you and you chose to look the other way. And I was like, guys, it's a stadium of 30,000 people. Like, I can't hear you.

And there's music blasting. And there were pyrotechnics and shit. And so I was just like, I'm not ignoring you. It's just there's a parade happening. I'm a bit busy. It's the same as if you were screaming out Pink's name and she didn't look your way. Way that you're very true.

Or you're yelling at your uncle who's an aeroplane pilot. Yes. Uncle Bruce! In A380, cruising at 30,000 feet the next day at Christmas. You didn't wave to me, Uncle Bruce. I'm flying a plane, you dead shit. Well, look, I thought you looked beautiful. Thank you.

And then we did unite. We both ended up at the same after party. Do you know what happened, Jenna? No. The weirdest thing between Mitchell and I. What happened? He walked in the room and we hugged. Yeah.

I was like, hi, darling, happy Mardi Gras. And I was like, we don't do that. No. I even think I gave you a cheek kiss. Oh, my God. Yeah, you did. And I was like, fuck that. I happy Mardi Gras. And I was like, we don't do that. No. I even think I gave you a cheek kiss. Oh, my God. Yeah, you did. And I was like, I didn't do it back. Whoops.

Then I bought him a drink. You hugged? And the rest, as they say, is his thing. Yeah. What? Hayden was there. Hayden was there. Bless him.

That was wild. And I had all the bloody, because there's a parade for everything, like sitting there. They're like, I'm coming up now. Sydney asexuals. I're like, And coming up now, Sydney Asexuals. I'm like, good for them. It was good at the stadium when they announced each float, so I quite enjoyed the Mardi Gras being at the SCG,

but Oxford Street is iconic, so I'd be happy either way. New South Wales Oxygen Breathers. That's just all of us, isn't it? New South Wales Eyash extension enthusiasm. Everyone has a fucking flow. It's like the Easter show. It's like the Sydney Royal Easter. Yeah, they give every pig a ribbon.

Best pig. It's like, please, I've won that a couple of times. Anyway, Mardi Gras was good. We're relaxing. We got some rooster. I got my buttermilk pops. What are you chowing down on, Mitch? What do you have in front of you?

Oh, just a bit of everything. You actually have quite a few boxes in front of you. Yeah, I actually, this is I look like a bit of a pig. Sorry. Have you noticed Jenna? She pumped a large chips and a rooster roll. Yeah, I did. Jenna. Are you even hung over? Did you do anything to mine? Yeah, what were you? I was at home

watching it on TV. Great. Had a few wines. Were you as upset as I was that they barely featured me on the television? Yes. Barely seen. Yes. You were cut from the broadcast. I know. They did a close up on me though. I was devastated. Oh, you poor Yes. You were cut from the broadcast. I know. They did a close-up on me, though. I was devastated. Oh, you poor thing. Well, great to have you here.

Thank you. Have a pineapple fritter and enjoy the show. If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? We start the same way every week. Two idjams, two Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Plus, coming up, Red Rooster Reviews. Your chance to win some free Red Rooster.

Maybe even some merch. Stand by. Should we start, Mitch? Why don't you go first? You know, Adam Levine can jump right in. I'm happy to kick things off. What's yours going to be? Mine is just an observation I've had this week, and I think it's a bit of life advice

that we all could take and we all could grow by using. Yeah, okay. What's yours? Well, you're about to find out. Okay, sure am. I'll press the button. Enjoy. Is it just me or?

Does my belly button look like a clit? What? Dear, raise your hand if you've ever seen a clit. Well, I know that you're the only one here that has. Oh, Sam, you've seen one? Occasionally. Great, okay. Jenna has one.

What? You said, oh, so just you and me. Jenna has one! Oh, I meant, like, obviously it's quite different looking down at your own and being, like, full frontal with someone else's. Bird's eye and point of view are very different views of the, you know, wet snake. So this was not always the case, but after the appendix surgery a couple of weeks ago,

the keyhole surgery, right? They had to cut the belly button. And the last couple of weeks, it's been like with bandages and stuff. I've taken the bandages off to replace them, but not really looked closely. And you've been bloated too. Yes. And so a couple of days ago, when I finally took the bandages off because it was healed, I looked down and I was like, oh my God.

It's like I used to have an innie, but now it's kind of a half innie, half outie because there's like this bean-shaped skin that's just kind of poking out of my belly button now. And I was like, I've never seen one. But you know how they say, you know, flicking the bean. I'm like, I feel like that's what it is. Hold on. So you've got like a hybrid belly button.

Yes. It's like a Prius of a belly button. And so I need someone like yourself who has been up close and personal with a clitoris to tell me if it looks like one or not. See, it's almost like someone who's been in a car crash. You know, like I was there. I saw it all happen, but I'm trying to forget it. Why?

Because it's not, you know, it's not my vibe. Well, then I won't show you then. Screw it. What have you got? No. I want to see it. I'm just saying. Why do you ruin, then I won't show you then. Screw it. What have you got? No. I want to see it. Why do you ruin everything? I didn't ruin this.

I want to see his belly button. I don't know how we got from me asking, does my belly button look like a clit to him talking about car accidents. It's a metaphor saying that I don't quite remember the whole experience. I can't picture it. Anyway, stand up. Show me your belly button. Actually, I just realised that this is not going to be an easy outfit to manoeuvre.

I mean, I'm in a frigging leotard from Mardi Gras. I can get some scissors. Do you want to keep that for the kids? No, Jenna, can you get my zip? Yes, I'll get the zip. Oh, God. It's like we're at Year 10 formal after party. Hold my hair up while I vomit.

All right, come over here. All right. Ready to see my clip? Here you go. Oh! Is that a clip? Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh! Is that a clit? Oh!

Ah! Oh! Oh! It looks more like a hemorrhoid than a clit. What? Like a bum hemorrhoid. No! No, it doesn't look like a clit.

Okay. No. Congratulations. What did it look like? You're clitless. It's very scary. Well, I've only, look, I've been with a few women, but from my recollection, it's a bit more covered. Like it's got like a covering on it, right?

I mean, Pretty Sam, you've been there. It's not as... I think hemorrhoid is probably the best. Yeah. Yeah. Jenna, as someone who has one and sees it on a probably weekly basis, is that what it looks like? No. There you go.

Okay. Also, a clitoris in my mind that's what they look like just so you all know they look like a hemorrhoid so good thing i've never been with a woman it would just be awful for her you do have a beautiful belly button though okay that's it's not as big as well right sam like i don't think it's no no no i mean i feel like that's kind of a whole sort of area it's uh a little smaller a little bit more correct it's like finding the car park at an airport you know it's like right at the top and It's a little smaller, a little more dainty. Correct. It's like finding the car park at an airport. Right. It's like right at the top and it's a bit hard to get to.

That vibe. So a lot of straight men have never seen one themselves and they do it every night. You know what I mean? All right. Ready for my agent? Yes. We'll move on from my mutilation. What have you got?

You've got a beautiful belly button. Thanks. No worries. You don't have a belly button. Shame on this show. No. But I've seen Jenna's. My God.

All right. Let's do it. No worries. We don't have belly button shame on this show. No. But I've seen Jenna's. My God. All right, let's do this.

Is it just me or? Is repeating the same thing twice way more impactful than just saying it? As in you're going to say that whole sentence again? Yeah, like, God, you've got a beautiful belly button. Beautiful! Definitely, I agree. And you can do the whole sentence too. You can go, it doesn't have to be a compliment.

It's like, this house is a mess. This house is a mess! Nah, I would prefer it if you just repeated the last bit, the last adjective. This house is a mess. A mess, I tell you. It just hits home way harder. And while you're still processing the aggression or the impact or the positivity of the message you get hit hard with the punchline

once again what about this ready yeah mitchell yeah you're a fool a fool oh that's powerful that took me back to no hat no pie no school today school today. Mrs. Moon, I don't have my hat. You're a fool. A fool! That was fair. What the hell made you realise that? I don't know. Someone said it to me. I was trying to trace it back. I think it was the dentist.

Because I recently, I think I spoke about this on the podcast, around New Year, a cap came off my tooth. And she was like, oh, you've got a lot of decay. A lot of decay. And I was like, oh, that's like two times the amount of decay. That's bad. A lot of decay. Or even a doctor during your appendix, like,

your appendix is going to explode. Explode. Yeah, that's really unnerving. That'd be horrific. That's horrible. It can be used in, like, you go through drive-thru. We went through drive-thru to get all this red rooster today. It was, you know, a big order.

He could have easily said, oh, there's a lot of it a lot a lot i'd be upset police officers do it all the time what speed were you going that doesn't make sense no they don't where do you think it wouldn't work, though? Just then. Very true. And the police one. Maybe getting married. And now, kiss the bride. I do. I do. See, the timing isn't right.

Time of death, 4.37. 4.37. Wait, did you kill him? That's menacing. That is menacing. That's menacing.37. What, did you kill him? That's menacing. That is menacing. That's menacing. Yeah. Can I just, can I make a suggestion?

We've never done this before on the show. Yeah. Can we put one of his idioms in Jenna's junk while he's doing it? It's just so funny because I can tell that you have nothing else to say and you're trying so hard to flesh it out. And you just keep saying shit. And I'm like, I get it. I get it. I agree.

As soon as the police officer won, I knew that's going in my junk. I agree. I was like, there's not much to this, but he's still going. I think this is brilliant. Brilliant! Is it just me? Both Mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.

Yes, please. Five stars if you're fancy on Apple Podcasts. I think that's the only place you can leave a review. You can leave a review on our Facebook page. Couple of Mitches is where you can find us. Any positivity will reward, really. Yes, of course. Any niceties you can say about us.

We'll read it out on the podcast and get yourself a Red Rooster voucher. Go get some food. And if you don't have a Red Rooster in your local area, we'll send you some merch. Imagine not having a Red Rooster in your area. I'd rather be dead. I agree. Me as well. After that rooster roll I had today, it's breathed new life into me.

That thing was beautiful. No, I've got to say, we were eating it just before we started the podcast, and I was feeling flat. Like, the hangover was kicking in. But I'm brought back to life. Yeah, we're revitalised. So is Brooke Coughlin or is it Coughlin? I think it's Coughlin.

Coughlin. Sorry. Like Coughlin. Got a review from Brooke Coughlin. She says, the best part of my week I've been listening to this podcast since Ep 29. Can one of you find out what happened in Ep 29? By Abby Chatfield. Oh, really?

Yeah. You weren't even here. Sorry, Brooke. No prize for you. No, that's not true. If you hear your review read out, you hit us up on Instagram and we will send it out to you. But you have to do it within a week.

Well, she does say it's the best thing I've ever discovered. Every week I look forward to listening to Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. Every Monday morning on my way to work and it really brightens my day. What I love most is the private Facebook page. Yes, she's talking about enduring idiots. Our Facebook group, of course. I love the supportive and loving environment. I'm not afraid to be my true self on there.

Oh, I've seen some photos. She's not afraid. Love you guys so much. P.S. My nickname is Brookie Chook, so surely that deserves some Red Rooster goodies. That's perfect, isn't it? That is good. Brookie Chook. Thank you so so much P.S. my nickname is Brookie Chook So surely that deserves Some Red Rooster goodies That's perfect isn't it That is good Brookie Chook Thank you so much Brooklyn

Brooklyn Now this one Oh god I've said I've told you That's why we don't do Corbin Fit Chicken anymore Where's the sanitary wipe Sam

I've told you What have you done Brooke I need to turn the aircon down and my body is overheating. I'm like Iron Man when he gets broken. I'm overheating. It's not COVID safe at all. That's beautiful, Sam.

It was a medical emergency. He's got a wipe. Thank you. Just do my cheeks. Doing the mic. I'm good. I'm back. I'm back.

Wow. Popped a puffer valve. Thanks, beautiful Sam. Now this one, Mitch. we haven't done this before, but this is a review in the DMs. It's not really a review, but it's something that I think we need to say on the show. Are you ready for it?

Sure. Hit me with it. Coming. Sorry. Here we go. This is from Erin Mueller. Now, if you remember in our live last Sunday, we go live every Sunday night on a couple of Mitch's Instagram.

She mentioned, oh, I showed my boyfriend the podcast and we now listen together. It's a couples thing we do. That's very cute. Which I was a bit surprised by that because I feel like podcasts is something that you do on your own. You don't listen with someone else. But, hey, whatever works.

Erin Mueller says, hi, guys. I'm the one that said last Sunday my boyfriend and I listened to your podcast together in the car and we love it. Well, this happened on Friday and we listened to the pod on the way there and back. So you were pretty much part of the special day. He bloody well proposed. He proposed! Oh my God. I know.

Imagine. Imagine. Proposal. Well done. You get some Red Rooster. Congrats. Yes, your engagement party's on know. Imagine. Imagine. Proposal. Well done. You get some Red Rooster. Congrats. Yes, your engagement party's on us. Red Rooster.

Red Rooster's catering the event. An engagement must be the most nerve-wracking time of anyone's life. Having the ring in your pocket, knowing you're going to a venue where you'll propose, it'll be remembered for the rest of your life. And lo and behold, it's us talking about anal the whole way there. Well, if that's not going to put you in the mood, then what is? Exactly right. I mean, I know that I have that effect on people,

that I bring people to their knees, but there you go. Goodness me. Well, it worked. Congratulations, guys. We love you. Congratulations. Have you thought about how you're going to propose? No, I haven't.

I've thought about doing it and we've discussed it. I was going to say rubbish. You would have thought about it. No, I haven't thought about how I'll do it. I honestly haven't i've thought about doing it and we've i was gonna say rubbish you would have thought about it no i haven't thought about how i'll do i honestly haven't really you're such a king of big romantic gestures i thought you would have been planning it since you were like 10. i could almost think i want this to be like a impromptu thing the real romance you know get the ring but just get down on one knee at some somewhere meaningful and do it oh that's i don't want a flash mob we'll see hayden probably would love the flash mob to knee at somewhere meaningful and do it. Oh, that's nice. Don't want a flash mob. We'll see. Hayden probably would love the flash mob, to be honest.

I couldn't do it. Does he listen? No. Can you propose him on the podcast? Can, please? No, that's a bit... No, please. I mean, you've got to bring something good to the show. That agent today was shit.

That agent was great! You've got to make up for it by proposing to your boyfriend. It was great. You have to. Okay, we can discuss this off the cloud. I'm going to have to talk about it now. No, I insist. No, please.

Maybe. I might. I might. I'd have to drop it to him and subtly say, oh. No. Would you be mad if we did it? No. If it was telecast?

No, you just roll the dice on that shit. If he's mad, he's mad. What if he says no? Even better. That's great content. I've got to use my buzzer to buzz him down to the parking garage and send him out. If he said no, would you actually break up? You'd be like, that's so rude.

Or what if he just said not yet? I don't want to get married yet. That's very true. No, I feel like you just say no regardless and then you just get yourself ready. You'd never say no to a proposal unless you didn't want it, right? Like, I don't think we're ready for marriage now, but if he proposed to me, I'd say yes just because. I suppose it's like you say yes, but then you don't have to get,

because you know how some people are like, I'm not ready to get married. Some people stay engaged for, like, decades. They don't actually get married. Yeah, I still have an auntie that's engaged. You just, yeah, I guess that's what point you're at. Someone who I know, well, I don't know them personally, but Chrissy Swan, she's still engaged, never got married. You're kidding.

Her husband just can't be bothered. Well, it probably happened around the time of Can of Worms and then her career blew up and now she does Nova Breakfast, so she's very busy. Busy, busy. Busy, busy. Got that book, Is It Just Me? Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah. Her book is the same name as our show. I reckon we had more listens than she had bloody pages turned, just quietly. I read it. Anyway, oh, how was it? is it just me oh i forgot about that the book is the same name as our show i reckon she's had buddy pages turned just quietly i read it anyway oh how was it was really good really yeah does she have a red rooster sponsorship no she has her own range of plus-sized clothing a big w though so doesn't have a husband though all right shall we do tick tock school? Oh, it's the anal man. Yeah. All right. Let's bring in Dr. Cam Fraser. He's coming up on Zoom. He's not a doctor.

Anyway, guys, moving on. It's time for this. Air Gym Top 5. Yes, you know me. I love a good countdown here on the show. And today it's all about the reasons that men should try anal. How long have you had this in the back pocket? Well, I've been saying for a couple of weeks now I was going to do this topic with you.

You have. Because I feel like you don't really understand what all the fuss is about, even as a gay man. No, I'm not fussed about it. I'm probably just, you know, we've got our role that I play in my relationship and we're very happy there. And it's like, well, I'm probably just, you know, I'm just going to keep pushing it off because there's no pressure to get it done. Well, no, I'm not pressuring you. Put it that way. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

Very true. This is actually more, this can apply to anyone really, even females who are in a heterosexual relationship after hearing this might think, hey, I might just slip a finger in next time. Very true. As I'm about to detail, there are perks to the backdoor action. So I couldn't think of five myself.

I'm like, I need an expert to actually help me out with this. So Cam Fraser, he's a male sex coach. And he's a host of his own podcast, Men, Sex and Pleasure with Cam Fraser. And he wrote an article for lovehoney.com.au all about the reasons that men should try anal play. So I've got him on the podcast today to talk about it. Hey, Cam. Hello, Cam.

Hi. Hi. Thanks for having me. Our pleasure. So you've got him on the podcast today to talk about it. Hey, Cam. Hello, Cam. Hi. Hi. Thanks for having me. Our pleasure. So you like talking about anal, huh? Yeah. I think it's, especially as a straight dude, I think it's really important for my demographic of dudes

to talk about anal penetration and anal pleasure. How do you tell your parents what you do? You go, mum and dad, I'm an anal pro. And they're like, well, as long as you have this app. It's all over social media, so they're definitely aware of it. So what sort of other topics do you do on your podcast? Because it's a whole range of things, right? It's just basically sex talk for men.

Yeah, totally. Yeah, I talk about, I've had an episode all about food play and incorporating that into your, you know, both solo and partnered sexual experiences. Mitchell's eyes just lit up. I know. I'm like, all right, Cam, I'm going to have to get your Instagram handle and we can talk off from here.

I've got a room full of red rooster at the moment and a half erection. So I feel like we're getting there. What can I do with it? Very true. Okay, cool. That's exciting. I'm really curious about that. Long story short, what's the, in a nutshell, what is food play?

Okay, in a nutshell, push the pip out of a peach and stick your dick inside of it. Oh, call me by your name vibes. Yeah, wow. Yeah, sure. Oh, my God. So start fucking a fruit, pretty much. Well, I do that on a daily basis. Interesting.

We're not talking about fucking peaches. We're talking about fucking the peach emoji today. Oh, yeah. Very true. We're not talking about fucking peaches. We're talking about fucking the peach emoji today. Oh, yeah. Very true.

Now, do you think that particularly with straight men, there is a little bit of stigma around anal? They're like, oh, that's a bit too gay for me. Yeah. Yeah, I think there's more than just a little bit of stigma, unfortunately. There's a couple of resistances that I find when I talk to guys, straight guys about anal play, and there's a fear that it's going to hurt. There's like they're afraid that it's going to be painful there's some hygiene you know concerns and they're not sure how to do it hygienically and then the big one is the fear of being you know making them

gay or being called gay or being thought of as anything less than a heterosexual manly man so like emasculated almost like it's yeah yeah yeah. This internalized homophobia for sure that a lot of guys have. They might not externalize it and outwardly express it, but when it comes to exploring that part of their body, that's a big resistance for them. And we've got you up on Zoom. We can see that like you're a manly man yourself. You've got the rugged beard.

You're not like secretly gay because you love anal. You're all about it even as a straight man. I appreciate that. I don't consider myself maybe stereotypically masculine. I don't fit that like alpha jock stereotype. But I say to straight guys all the time, you know, guys that are in heterosexual relationships, anything you do with a woman is by definition heterosexual sex. It doesn't matter what the act is that you're doing.

If you're doing it with a person, it's like it doesn't matter what the act actually is you're doing. If you're doing it with a person, it doesn't matter what the act actually is. And it's on the flip side. There's Mitchell here who just really does not give a fat rat. He's not really that interested in receptive. So I'm going to work through this. Let's go to the list. I'm going to work through this top five. I feel like you need to hear this thing again.

Okay. I need to hear my jingle. Yeah, we're not really in the countdown, but now we are. Edgeham top five. Number one. It feels really good. Shit in the countdown, but now we are. Edgeham Top 5. Number one. It feels really good, says Cam Fraser. You're kidding. A common myth about anal play is that it is painful.

Sure, it can hurt if you go too fast, but like all sexual activities, if you go slow and do it right, you'll get better. And that's when the fun starts. The anus is rich with nerve endings and elicits a completely different experience of pleasure compared to simulation of the penis. Mitchell, would you say that that's been an issue with the... Because I did get you the training kit, remember? You dove in the deep end, so to speak.

Before practice. It's not very deep. It's a shallow pond. It's not that... I just don't see how I how i will get any uh any interest out of it because i'm very happy doing what i do essentially um but if there's if there's a wealth of pleasure out there that i'm missing then you know that that is that i'm open to okay correct me if i'm wrong but you can actually if you're the the giver and you're enjoying your role

yeah is that giving experience that can be enhanced if you've got, you know, a toy or something up your own, right? Yeah, totally. Yeah. The anus itself has a bunch of different types of nerve endings, which is really fascinating. I won't get into the anatomy of it, but we can experience sensations from pressure, temperature, roughness of touch as well whether it's smooth or whether it's like really vigorous there's all these different things and we haven't even talked about the prostate yet this is just simply like the canal um and all of that can can elicit some some pleasurable sensations so if you're incorporating you don't even have to enter

into you don't even have to talk about penetration we can just talk about like just massaging the rim or just using a little bit of lube and just kind of palpating or pulsing just the anal opening because there's a lot of sensation to be had just from that so yeah so you mentioned the prostate right that's on the list too number two is it helps overcome stigmatization which we touched on number three you can have prostate orgasms okay so you've written the prostate which is roughly the size of a walnut and is located about two inches inside your anus. When pressed or rubbed, the prostate is capable of bringing you to orgasm. You could say that the prostate is the male equivalent of the female

G-spot. Now, the interesting thing about this is that we had Abby Chatfield in the studio a couple of weeks ago and she loves anal. And I was like's so interesting they don't have a prostate yeah well i mean they still have all those beautiful nerve endings in the anus as well so there's still a lot of pleasure to be had from that type of uh stimulation um so either way you're you're going to experience pleasure the prostate which is something that can really only be stimulated through direct penetration of the anus, is something that can really unlock male body people's experiences of pleasure. It can take it to the next level. Interesting.

Jenna looks like she's going to be sick. I know. Poor Jenna's got a red rooster hat on. She's about to spew into it. It's beautiful, but I know all about that. I mean, I'm gay for Christ's sake, and I do have gay sex. I mean, I know all about the prostate, and I do have gay sex. I mean, I know all about the prostate and things are being done and I agree. Once you unlock that, it's like, oh, it's a completely different

kind of feeling to its standard, you know, old school 1920s jerk off. Oh, my God. It's like just jerking off or having sex is like having a fine economy and then you get the prostate involved, it's like, baby, you're in business. You know, you get the champagne on arrival. Right champagne on arrival right well it's a totally different experience like an ejaculation or an ejaculatory orgasm is uh mediated through what's called the pedendal nerve versus the prostate which is connected primarily to the hypogastric nerve you can have

a prostate orgasm and not ejaculate so you can have another prostate orgasm and another one and another one and become multi-orgasmic because you don't enter into your refractory period oh my god oh my god that is just i'm writing that down there's gonna be no mess because i've spoken on this show about how much i hate jizz and i said i'd love to live in a world where you could orgasm without making a mess oh we've cracked it amazing i'm learning from this top five myself like segment done thanks cam i'm getting out of here i'm gonna have a toy and i'm gonna be in bed for an hour now Now the next one, this one I thought was really interesting. I didn't know this. Number four, it's good for your health.

Prostate massages is one way you can help reduce your risk of prostate cancer. Massaging the prostate helps to clear the, oh, God, what is this? A prostatic duct. Mike Dyson does that, I think. What is a prostatic duct. My Dyson does that, I think. What is a prostatic duct? Right. So our reproductive system has a series of ducts that transport prostatic fluid or seminal fluid to form our jizz.

Wow. And those ducts can get congested, right? If they're not cleaned out, right? It's cleaning the pipes. That's kind of where this idea kind of comes from. Wow. In terms of kind of sexual lingo. So doing a manual massage on the prostate

can be really beneficial for releasing and relaxing the fluid that's being congested in there, that's been stagnant in there. And oftentimes this is what's called prostate milking. You're releasing that prostatic fluid in it. Did you have to say milking? That's foul. This sounds great.

That sounds fun. You know, in year six, I went and milked cows at the local farm. We should all be taken and taught how to milk ourselves because it's beneficial. And if it's helping us, my God, then that's brilliant. And it feels good, right? Yeah, yeah. That's the benefit as well. It's the bonus, I suppose, is that it's good for your health and it feels good right yeah yeah that's the benefit as well as that it was the bonus i suppose is that it's good for your health and it feels good wow now number five on the reasons all men should try

anal play this is the one any straight man should listen up to okay it makes you a better lover when you learn how your own anatomy works you will better understand the anatomy of others yeah if you ever want to get really good at penetrating, you need to know how it feels to be penetrated. There you go. Yeah. That, that, that's a big one. I think, right, Cam? I can agree with that. Totally. Yeah. This is like, um, you wouldn't do something to another person that you haven't done yourself already. Right. That's kind of the principle behind this. And, um, and for me personally, and for all the men that I've worked with, uh, you know, heterosexual dudes that have done this, they have all come back to me and said, I've got a newfound appreciation for how slow you need to go,

for how much lube you need to use, for how much patience you need to have, for how much checking in you need to do with regards to how the experience is going. They all translated that experience from themselves onto their partner. And their partners then said, wow, you're way more attuned and attentive to the needs that i have so your partner must just think you're the best fuck ever yeah we've been together for a long time as well so we we do know each other's bodies quite well so they've really seen from you know beginning to to where you are now is the the sex buddha yeah um we're actually expecting our first child together, her and I. Oh, congratulations.

When's that happening? When is the baby coming? We're 34 weeks pregnant at the moment, so it's within the next month, hopefully. Oh, really? I don't know how the weeks work. I was like, what does 34 mean? But, wow, that's quite far along. That's really close.

We're at the pointy end, yeah. Wow. Well, please let us know how far along. That's really close. We're at the pointy end, yeah. Wow. Well, please let us know how you go. That's very exciting. I think it's quite possible that you are the first cis white straight dude that we've had on this podcast. Yeah. I think you are.

I think so. I think so. Oh, my God. Very true. We need an applause for that. Welcome. Just on our behalf. Look at us go, getting all the demos.

Cam, before we let you go. We do have beautiful Sam outside the glass, but he fucking, God knows what he gets up to. Yeah, let's, yeah. I don't think he's fully straight, just quietly. I completely agree. We're all there. Before I let you go, Cam, question. Do you have any advice or any sort of, I don't know,

little tidbits for lack there of a better term, about erectile dysfunction maybe in youth or maybe in gay men age? Are you having issues, darling? No, I'm perfectly fine. My ducks are cleared. I may be talking about a friend that I know or a in gay men age. Are you having issues, darling? No, I'm perfectly fine. My ducks are cleared. I'm maybe talking about a friend that I know or a podcast co-host that I have who has had to get Viagra prescribed at the very young and youthful age of 24.

I mean, any tips or any advice? Maybe Mitch's ducks need clearing and Jenna and I can help. Hang on. We know that just for some background, Cam, I was put on antidepressants and one of the side effects is sexual dysfunction yes so yes just in case there was any you know issues getting up and staying up in the bedroom they prescribed me viagra as well and didn't mitch just fucking sink the boot in every week on the podcast he was bringing it up he just couldn't get over the fact that someone who is only 24 not in their their 80s, already needs Viagra.

Oh, no. It's not like I made a segment called Viagra Update and checked in weekly to see how his penis was faring and how the blood flow was going. No, but it's very interesting. But Mitch also wasn't told that it took how many hours? Three hours to kick in. So he went on a hookup, popped a pill, and then he didn't get the stiffy until the guy, you know, went in a jiffy, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, it only takes – it acts like an hour to an hour and a half. But is that something you've talked about in your podcast, erectile dysfunction, all that? Yeah, definitely. I've talked about natural Viagras as well. So if you're not keen on taking pharmaceuticals, there's other types of things that you can take to help with your sexual function. Like what? But you've got to listen to the podcast. Oh, he's good.

Oh, he's good. He is very good. God, he's good. What a piece of shit. I'll give you a little bit of advice a little bit of some tidbits here is to focus on what pleasure you're experiencing right so it's natural actually for erections to wax and wane over the course of a sexual experience for them to get a little bit firmer to get a little bit softer maybe to go flaccid completely and

then to become erect again but then secondly if you do kind of lose your erection, lose a little bit of firmness, one of the ways you can start to just continue that sexual experience and maybe allow that erection to come back is to start focusing on what you feel with your hands. Start to notice the sensation of pleasure from touching your partner's body, from touching your body.

Focus on the pleasure rather than on that like performative, oh God, now I don't have an erect cock, now I can't do anything sexual just bring it back to the sensation of pleasure that you're experiencing

and often times by focusing on the pleasure you'll start to enjoy yourself and by enjoying yourself you'll allow the direction to just come back naturally and then you're able to

be penetrative or do whatever it is that you want to do with your erect penis again Cam I know this is a podcast but Mitch has just filled an A4 book he's just been

writing frantically he's run a bit kilometrico. He's just been writing frantically. He's run a bit kilometrico dry. He's just writing notes frantically. No, they're very good tips. That's great. That's good for all of us. I mean, we all got exactly like you said.

I mean, you know, erections come and go. It happens to all of us, regardless of, you know, erectile dysfunction and things that are influencing. So great tips. And there's plenty more tips you can get on the podcast. Many sex and pleasure with Cam Fraser. Cam, thanks for coming on the podcast today. Thanks for having me on. I really appreciate it. See you, Cam. Alright, before we get out of here, let's do TikTok school, shall we?

Yes, every time I spot a fun TikTok that someone's done, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get Mitch to do that. Let's see if he can do that. Make it better. Maybe you're gonna be shit at it. Who knows? Have you noticed that he goes into teacher mode? He does. As soon as you play the opener. As soon as it plays.

Always a teacher. What do you mean? He's just going to teaching mode. Like, I just am ready to get my fruit break out. I can be more of a teacher than that. Go again. Okay, let's try. Year seven.

Yes, Mr. Coombs. Oh, wait. This is your lunchtime we're wasting. Sorry, Mr. Coombs. Sorry, Mr. Coombs. Oh, wait. This is your lunchtime we're wasting. Sorry, Mr. Coombs. Sorry, Mr. Coombs. Anyway, today's TikTok school, right? That was good. That was very good.

Very. You just needed the keys jingling. Hanging around your neck on a lanyard from, you know, surf, dive and ski. Yes. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. I just realised I'm wearing my TikTok Mardi Gras costume, so it's kind of fitting.

Oh! I'm your TikTok teacher today. I'm the expert. Now, whose TikTok are we plagiarising? Well, you are familiar with this TikToker, Jen A. Oh, my God. Her name's Jen. Her username is spelt like Jen A with four Ns, three As and two Ys.

So, Jen A. That's great for giving out your handle. But anyway, she's a mum. She posts all these cooking videos and a lot of fun stuff like that. And she's also posting these videos called Checking In, where she kind of acts like she's just bumped into you in the kitchen.

She'll be like, oh, hi, how are you? And she'll just chat. And she'll do that Dory the Explorer thing where she'll leave a gap for you to reply. And it feels like it's just very wholesome. She's like She'll just chat and she'll do that Dory the Explorer thing where she'll leave a gap for you to reply. Oh. And it feels like it's just very wholesome. Yeah. She's like that nurturing auntie that you want to give a hug.

You know what I'm saying? I've got an example of one of Janae's checking in videos. Oh, sweetheart. What are you doing awake? Can't sleep? I just made a cup of tea. Would like one i'll tell you what it doesn't matter whether you do or don't how about i'll make you one and then i'll set it over here and if you want it you can have it this one's a chamomile one so you don't need any milk with it okay

there you go i'll set it just here for you so listen um if you want to talk about it I can listen or if you don't want to talk about it we can just sit here together so how about I'll let you decide what you'd like to do let you decide what you'd like to do. So soothing. Just know, whatever it is, that I love you very much and you're so special. See what I mean? They're very

wholesome. I feel safe with Jenna. Choose your own adventure novel. You could really go down any route. I'd love to replay that and just be the girl. It is, yeah. So people do duet them on TikTok, but I don't want you to do a duet. I want you to actually do your own because you've got that kind of, you know, that friendly charm about you.

I reckon you can make people feel comfortable in a video. Right, like arms are open, you can tell me anything. Yes. And so instead of – she does lots of different ones. Sometimes she's eating lunch and she goes, oh oh do you want to have lunch together yeah sometimes she's making tea or whatever i figure because we've got some red rooster crunchy fried chicken today i'd get you you haven't tried this yet have you i've never had that's right i said i was going to bring it in for you so okay well firstly do you want to do you want to try it and then do

your checking in video or do you want to try it while doing? No, I want to try it first so I know what I'm working with. Because obviously Red Ruth's, they're usually more of a roast type of joint, you know what I'm saying? True. But they've added this crunchy fried chicken and it's absolutely delightful. I've got a leg. Been there before. Not after my hearty grab.

This is the third leg I've had in my mouth since the last time I've had this. Some people hate when we eat on the podcast, so just don't chew into the mic. Oh. All right. Jesus, you can hear the crunch. Stop chewing into the mic. You did that on purpose. I want to show them the crunch, right?

Oh, it is crunchy. It's good, right? It's moist. One more. Oh, yeah. Good. You can work with that? Oh, I can work with can work with this okay good i can keep the box yeah so um just get your phone out um pop it in front of you covered in grease and then just film

a video almost like you've just bumped into someone and then you just kind of just talk really nice to them be supportive have a really like, gentle tone of voice and keep it vague. So it's like you don't really know what they're going through, but, you know, it's implied that they're going through something. Okay. And it's almost like they're in my house. Why are they in my house? Don't ask questions.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You put your hand up if you want to ask your teacher a question. Yes. You just call out. All right. here we go.

Here we go. All right. Oh, hi, babes. Cut. You can't talk with your mouth full of food. Fuck, okay. No. All right, I'll pretend I've just eaten.

All right, take two and action. Oh, hi, darling. Yeah, you just caught me having some lunch no you're fine take a seat take a seat you can still sit after the accident right good now look I know it's been a tough week for you but um I just wanted to let you know that I'm always here for you and I can always apply the back moisturizer to the burns. If. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh pussy. Lesions. Oh chook. Oh babe. Oh darling don't cry, sweet pea Have a tissue, yeah They're Kleenex, you know what, take the box You can have it

It's mine, it's yours, okay Hey, I know mum and dad have been gone a decade now, but What? I just want you to know that I think of myself as a mother figure for you and I want you to know that I'm always here. I'm just one, one crutch walk away. Okay.

I'm going to leave this box of chicken here. And you help yourself, all right? I'm going to go have a hot shower. Oh, I know you can't have those anymore, but oh, you know what? I'll have a cold one to make you feel better. Okay, baby? Okay. Great to see you, yeah Kisses

And scene Oh my god Was that aimed at Sophie Delezier or something? Is that who you were picturing on the other end? I'll do a sweeter one, I can do a nicer one What happened to this person? She was just really hurt I don't know where So you want to do another one? Yeah, let's do another one What happened to this person? She was just really hurt.

I don't know where. So you want to do another one? Yeah, let's do another one. I'll make it more positive. I'll make it more positive. Okay. And you ready? Yep.

And action. Oh, hi, darling. I'm just pulverising the chicken for tea. Yeah, chicken Kievs again. I know you choked last time on that bone, so I won't give you the thigh this time. I see your nose is still bleeding. It's been 24 hours now, hon.

You should get that cauterised. Yeah, yeah, I can do it for you. I've got a bick over there if you need me. All right, you go to the doctors, you go to the surgery. I know Janice, we went to school together so you tell her that. You tell her that Marge says hey. Yeah? You can talk to me about anything. Yeah.

Why don't you tell me? I'm all ears. You are funny. You are a little comedian. Alright. You scurry off. Hey, you want some chicken to take home to the orphanage? Take it. Yeah, come on.

The box is yours, okay? All right, babes. Great to see you again. Ta. And sing, back to the chicken. I thought that was supposed to be a nicer one. Yeah, it really turned towards me. Yeah, okay.

When it comes to marking here at TikTok school, both attempts were an F because you can't be that specific. You're talking about some orphan who has a nosebleed. True. Who's been abused by... I didn't... It was subtle. Yeah, okay. Well, all right.

You can't win them all, can you? Very true. I think I pass with flying colours. Should I do another one? No. I can be really broad. No, it's all right. You're all right.

You've submitted your assessment. That's a pass? I feel like you've got to learn from the expert. Let's get Janae on. Should we get her on? I feel like we should get her on, actually. She's a hoot. She could come in and do it to us live.

Do what? The babe thing. She could soothe us down. Oh, checking in. Oh, my God. It's unbroken eye contact. Let's get her to assess your clit belly button. Hi, Joke.

Oh, yeah, it is quite big, isn't it? Yeah. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. No. I'm going to stop crying, baby cake. Et cetera. Yeah, yeah, okay. Can you contact her?

Well, I don't have to do fucking everything. I'll look into it. I'll look into it. Thanks, Brad. Beautiful Sam. Just so you know, it's Jen A with four Ns, three As and two Ys. We need to contact TikTok and get that handle changed. She's one of my favourite TikTokers, I've got to say.

She is good. Sorry, I'm just backing to this chicken. It's fucking beautiful. People don't like when you eat on the podcast, I told you. I got so many complaints last time I did that. Sorry, guys. Yeah. Daddy's making a check.

All right. Back next week. Yes, episode 59 next week. Thank you for joining us for our Mardi Gras hangover Leave us a review, please Five stars, because you've seen At Pace Off, you get free Red Rooster Awesome merch, speaking of

What month is it? Oh yes, it's March, next week is the big week We'll let you know everything you need to know About merch March I went and picked up the merch the other day No, they're not rash shirts I went and picked them up, I haven't. Rash shirts! No, they're not rash shirts. Yes, they are. I went and picked them up.

I haven't even shown you guys. They're beautiful. I love them. Can we reveal something, though? We don't need to say anything. No, no, no. All will be revealed next week. How you can buy them, when you can buy them, what you can buy.

It'll all be happening next week. What we should say, though, is it is limited, right? If you want it, you have to buy it because it's going to be gone. Yeah, so the online web store will be on. We'll be there for a week and you have to get your pre-order in during that seven day period and then it vanishes for life and then you've missed out. So if you're listening to this episode down the track sucked in, you missed it. You'll have to go to Depop or Etsy and get a second hand one.

You're like Billabong or Roxy for the rash shirt. No, Jenna, they don't exist. All right, Merch March. Details next week. And we will be back ready to say hi. Thanks for listening. It will be a much better state of mind. I'll be less rusty.

Mitch needs a hydrolite and a lie down and a shower too. I mean, I thought that was the chicken, but no, it's that innie. I very dare you. That's that hybrid button. Hybrid. All right, see you guys. See you next week. Bye. Happy Mardi Gras. That's that hybrid button. Hybrid. All right, see you guys. See you next week. Bye.

Happy Mardi Gras. Happy Mardi Gras. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. Or follow on Spotify. Well, welcome to ADD Brief. This is our secret segment in the end. We just kind of hang out on the end, talk shit, unscripted, unplanned,

and it goes a bit rogue. Can I tell you something? What? Oh, hey, Dallin. Welcome to ADD Brief. Not anyone's welcome in here. Even with an eye patch, you can come right on in, baby. Sorry, they always go with deformities.

Yeah, they seem to. Can I just say, Jenna's barely said a word this show. Yeah, Jenna, you're not even hungover. Were you in a bit of shock from the anal talk? No. I've just eaten a lot so am i every show for the last 58 episodes and i'm always fine not true yeah at any given point mitch is full yeah i'm not even joking i vomited the other day just because i had too much food oh not even sick it was true and we had a

couple parties and i actually vomited just because I needed to free up some space. Yeah, I hate that feeling. When you delete some photos from your camera roll, my body's like, let's get rid of a thousand from Christmas 08. Christmas 08. We should be hungover more. The juices are flowing. This is great. I don't know what happens to the chemical imbalance in my brain, but let's do it drunk more often.

I really don't think we should keep doing this. We've done it a few times. Drunk? We've been drunk more often than not this season. Oh, but it's a bit of fun. I think with the Abbey episode, we had champagne, didn't we? Oh, my God. I went back and listened to that.

By the end of it, we were fucking out. You were gone. And so was she. Oh, she was gone. She was. She stood up and fell back into the chair. It's like, fuck. I'm a celebrity.

Get her out of here. And then the episode, because this is our first episode back in three weeks in the studio. And Mitch passed out in his own bed in a cold sweat the day after surgery. And Jenna and I are like, should we dab at his forehead? Should we call Jane? We didn't know what to do. We didn't know what to do. Can I ask a question about that, by the way?

Yeah. So when we did that episode from my bedroom after surgery, you made a montage of all these emotional Get Well Soon messages. And I was thinking to myself, I mean, this is very sweet and I appreciate it, but, oh, God, it feels a bit dramatic. I was just like, people are talking as though I had a near-death experience. And then one of our listeners told me that when you reached out to everyone, you might have indicated that it was a bit more of a dramatic situation than it was.

What the fuck did you say to everyone when you asked for these messages? I think, well, have I told this story that I had to go Insta Live in enduring? Yeah, you told that. Our secret Facebook group, because Mitch would have seen it otherwise. What I asked was, send in messages. I think he's a little bit nervous, which isn't a stretch. I don't want anyone to be nervous for surgery. And then I may or may not have said that it was your first ever surgery.

Yeah. I said it's his first surgery. He's never had surgery before and he's shit scared. Just so you know, that's completely untrue. Why did I think that was true? I didn't even make it up. I genuinely thought you'd never been under the knife at their hospitals in both of you. No, but the thing is, he was so casual about the surgery as well.

Like, that's the thing. They actually said to me, because that was my fourth, by the way, my fourth surgery. Oh, sorry. Yeah. And so the first thing they said to me when they were putting me in that, you know, the cat scare machine thing where you kind of get put in that fucking tunnel. Yeah, at the donut. Yeah, apparently people are quite prone to freaking out when they're in that.

Oh, yeah. And the nurse said to me, you are very calm for someone who has acute appendicitis. And I was like, babe, I've been there, done that. I was just like, whatever. I was like, yep, seek whatever needles you need to do whatever. On the phone to our listeners, please leave him a message. And you wanted to record the podcast the next day.

Yeah, I did. You know what? Don't knock me for being a good friend. Fuck you and your message. No, I'm not knocking you. I just was trying to make sense of, I was like, why were they so dramatic? Now it makes sense. I was like, they thought that I was terrified to be getting my first ever vision.

Beautiful, Sam. You edited that with me. You should have picked up on it. No, I just liked the whole idea that he was maybe dying. Yes, correct. I even said that. I'm like, fuck, what if you do get meningococcal or something, die, and then we have to re-record, and they're all like,

we've already sent you really sad ones. Can you just cry into the phone for 20 seconds and we'll do a cry montage? But it was interesting how we realised we had fans in Russia. Yeah, Soviet Russia. And in the UK, that was awesome from the USSR. And we had fans in Russia. Yeah, Soviet Russia. And in the UK. We had one in, that was Orson from the USSR. Yes, yes.

And we had some in the UK. Yeah. I got a couple the next day that I couldn't include, so sorry to those people. Oh. Play them now. Where are they? They're nowhere there. Didn't it make you feel loved?

Oh, of course it did. But I was just like, how did this come about? Now it makes sense. You told everyone that I was terrified for my first ever surgery. You just invent facts, don't you? No, no, you no no my moral is what made you think it was that never let the truth get in the way of a good story that's been my motto since birth oh god it has it actually has i was four months premature secretly only three now i'm never gonna believe anything that's not true but it's never it's always within three

percent of the truth it's never like oh queen Queen Elizabeth, we went on Contiki to give up. I did. But it's like I... Okay, let me tell you two stories. You tell me which is true and which is false, okay? I want to go like this. When I moved to New York, it's true, by the way. When I moved to New York to live, I met Seth Meyers, the host of The Light Show on the Street.

And we took a photo and he was like, you should back and and watch a taping of the show tonight and I did know when I saw the taping and it was great I saw a taping as well it's a good show right yeah or I met Seth Meyers on the street and I begged him for a photo while his brother pushed me away because it was the middle of Manhattan it was someone's birthday and then I said I've got a ticket for your show and not only did he not care but he'd already walked off that's true that's the true story yeah that's the true story but the first one sounds better sounds really good not hurting anyone no hurting no one i mean you did see him on the street that's just i got a photo three percent three percent three percent ten percent would have been like and i we had anal penetrative prostate duct clearing sex.

Duct clearing. Yeah, that really hurt. It actually kind of makes me, you know when you pop a big pimple, you get an ingrown toenail out, and it kind of feels good? That's why I get that vibe. I'm like, oh, it would feel good, wouldn't it? Oh, you've suddenly got like an OCD about clearing your ducts, do you? Yeah, I want to clear my ducts. Why don't you guys continue ADD, Bree?

Oh. And I can chuck on some music and I go clear my ducks. No, no. Everyone's got that mental image now. They're just going to have to sit with that. Well, it's more internal. Everyone's prostate looks the same. Hayden's going to be thrilled.

Look, I don't really want anything, but I just want to clear my ducks. Yeah, yeah. It's his birthday next week. You know what you should do? You should propose on the show. No! After clearing your ducks. No! My ducks will be backed out. Would you ever propose to your potential future partner on the pod? Oh, I don't know. See? I reckon I'd be the one proposed to. Yeah, my mum said that. Mum's like, so what do you two do? You're definitely going to be the one proposing, I reckon. Yeah, I think so.

On the romantic, yeah, for our anniversary recently. You'd be furious if he proposed to you. You'd be like, how dare you? You just took away from my opportunity to look like the nice guy. I already know where I'm getting the rings from. Oh, so you have thought about it. I know where I'm getting the rings from. We've discussed it.

And I'm getting a good discount by saying the name on the podcast. Double Bay one? Don't you dare. House of Cador. Yeah, that's it. Xenna's looking after me. So Xenna from House of Cador, everything you need. Boutique necklaces, earrings.

She also does cars. And she can bake. And is it whenever you go inside, like in the store, she gives you wine? I went in, she's like, Mitch, good to see you. Like oysters? I'm like, yeah. She went, a dozen. Coming your way. Sent me a wine. I went in. She's like, Mitch, good to see you. Like oysters. I'm like, yeah. She went, a dozen. Coming your way.

Sent me a dozen. Didn't even eat them. So you use and abuse this podcast to get cheap rings, but you can't even guarantee the proposal will happen live here. Oh my God. Says you. Oh, I'm a bit tired today in this boohoo shirt. We could get it for free.

You've never said that, but on your Instagram, the boohoo. Yeah, that's my Instagram. I can do what I like with it. Very true. This podcast, you do what I like. You propose to your boyfriend because I fucking said so. We have to go to a tribunal. Jenna, should I propose to Hayden on the show?

Jenna decides. I, can I answer? Get it. Hold on. Get the sound effect. Okay. Jenna decides. I personally think that you should propose to Hayden on the show.

There you go. It's out of your control now. It's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty Sam's got an LED light. I made a big mistake. I'm really uncomfortable. I'm going to have to stand for a bit.

What? I accidentally put on Hayden's undies and they're really tight on the waistband. How did you not realise that quite quickly? I was in a rush. Right. Okay. Sorry, you're wrong. Okay.

Oh, actually, can you pass the leftover crispy fried chicken? Please? Get the fucking credit right and then we'll talk about it. Crispy chicken? No. Battered bird deceased. That's it. Crispy fried chicken.

Crunchy. Oh! Just like a chocolate milkshake only. Crunchy fried chicken. Can you buy us a crunchy fried chicken, please? Get it yourself. You're up. Yeah, it's not right next to you.

Yes. Have you guys tried a red-washed pineapple fritter? I'd love you to have a bite. Talk on the microphone, you idiot. It's AD Debrief. Pick up the chicken and then go back. Listen, if you guys want to join ADD brief, what do they have to do, Mitchell? Eh?

What do people have to do to join ADD brief? Nothing. Every time I go to bite the chicken, I'm going to... Listen, we are in ADD brief. To get into the, oh, the secret Facebook group. Yeah, I don't want any cunt joining us. We're doing this ourselves. This is us.

There's been some poor bitch who works at the local Supre trying to enter every week for the last month. Oh, yeah, right. And she doesn't know the answer. Are you talking about the Facebook group? Yeah.

Endurant idiots. Stop eating into them. Oh, my God. Sorry. You were so annoying today. I'm going home. Standing in the corner. Tell them about the group.

You need to be near a microphone when you speak. What the fuck was that? Oh. I was like, what the fuck was that oh i was like what the hell um yeah so the enduring idiots facebook group the entry question is what's the name of our secret segment and if you don't know it then you don't get let in and we just have to keep rejecting the same supra girl every week we're like same, knock off. Same one. If you don't know the answer, then we're not letting you in. A profile picture's on a horse, so if it's you. Can you sit down?

Okay. And stop eating. You can do that after the show. It's going to go cold, guys. Put it in the microwave. Does Red Rooster have a character? Does the rooster have a name? You are feral.

Get me some Verve. This is like a western suburb Christmas party, isn't it? Alright, let's go. No, I'm enjoying this little hangover. We haven't been in our studio for three weeks. True. This is the first episode of this season alone in studio because we had Abby Chatfield.

Then your appendix blew up. I think you'll find we did episode one, just us. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we did. We did. Sorry, the first episode back in the season, I meant. Yeah, true.

Beautiful Sam's got the Red Rooster. Yeah, there is a Red Rooster mascot. That's not the Red Rooster mascot. I've never seen that thing in my life. That's just a person dressed in a rooster costume. But he's at Red Rooster and he's's not the Red Rooster mascot. I've never seen that thing in my life. That's just a person dressed in a rooster costume. But he's at Red Rooster and he's got the logo and everything. He's terrifying. That's a tough job.

That would have just been a one-off something. That's not like that. It's not like a Ronald McDonald situation where they're iconic. Is that Nicki Minaj? What? She looks like she's wearing a red wig. No one can see this. This is so bad.

It's a rooster. Today's is so bad. What is? Today's ADD reef has just been the worst thing we've ever done. That's why we keep it a secret. We tell people. You're sitting there chewing with your mouth open, talking with a mouthful of food and talking about photos

that no one else can see. It's the worst content we've ever done. Going to the corner of the room and not speaking on the microphone. I know. It's like Elisa Lam hiding in the corner of the elevator, staring with my hands, eating chicken, convoluting. What's it called? Poor Lisa Lam.

Oh, may she rest in peace. She was killed. What were you watching on Netflix, Mitch? Because you've had a lot of time off to sit on that butt. I watched, what was it called again? Firefly Lane. Oh, is that Katherine Heigl? Yes.

She good? It was very good. There was one thing that I thought was really fucking weird, though, and it was that they had Katherine Heigl's mother. Yes. They had all these flashback scenes when they were kids. Right. And then they went to them as adults, right?

Yeah. And they had the same actress playing the 20 year old version of the mum and the six-year-old i hate but they did a very bad job at making her look old oh they didn't age her up nah they just basically put a fucking gray wig and like she didn't even look that wrinkled i was like you don't look like her mother maybe she's had work done but also 60 year olds don't have like gray hair like that and these days most people will try and you know that That's true. 70s, the new 60s, it's just going up. Interesting. Yeah, it was very bad.

That was so off-putting. I was just like, you look like a 20-year-old in a grey wig. They did that in one of the Marvel movies recently. They CGI'd Tony Stark to be young, and I'm like, this looks awful. Yeah. It looks like he's got pancake batter on his face. I thought we had gotten to the point where CGI, if we can make Godzilla tear through New York convincingly,

then we can make a human younger again with CGI, right? Do you remember when they CGI'd fucking the baby vampire on Twilight? I've never seen any of the Twilights. Oh, my God. What? They CGI'd the baby? Baby Renesmee was fucked. Can you get the baby?

Renesmee. Yes, it was a cross between Bella and Edward's mothers, Renee and Esme. Well, it's almost... Look at this. Oh! No, that's not it. No.

That's a meme. That's it. That's a meme. Oh, and what's that one? That's not real, is it? That's not it. No, that's not it. Okay.

Oh, yeah, that's horrific. is it that's not okay oh yeah that's horrific yeah it was terrifying that's like remember when they did american sniper and they actually they did the baby doll and bradley cooper wasn't holding it right in his head can you get the sorry poor sam's been typing baby pics into google he's going to be raided but um bradley cooper was holding a baby beyond in his arm i heard about oh yeah you could like see the stitch marks in its neckline. Everyone's like, that's not a real baby. I haven't seen this. Hold on.

It's really bad. It's a baby bjorn. Oh, yeah. It's a toy. Yeah, that's quite clearly not a real human. It's a toy. God, it doesn't even look heavy. No, it's not.

Have you seen WandaVision? I'm obsessed with WandaVision. No. No, it's not. Have you seen WandaVision? I'm obsessed with WandaVision. No. No, I haven't. Oh, my God. WandaVision is incredible. And I've been sent videos of Agatha all along. I mean, of course, Pretty Sam is right across the MCU.

Absolutely. Why do you change his fucking adjective every time? Because he's pretty, he's beautiful. Gorgeous Sam. Personally, I prefer Pretty. Get a name that you can commit to her. We don't screw with Jenna. She's a groundskeeper Jenna.

Yeah. Pretty Sam. I quite like pretty Sam. I like pretty. Because you actually are more pretty than beautiful. Thanks. No, don't you think? There's a difference.

But it used to be sexy Sam because people used to compliment his voice whenever he was on. I don't think I ever said sexy Sam. No, but the listeners did. And then you got the word wrong. It's not couple of listeners! It's couple of bitches. God, I wanted to just pick up another piece

of chicken and eat it into the microphone. It's not the sort of thing you can eat quietly. No, I completely agree. I've been watching Search Party on Stan and it's very good. Oh my god. Yeah, so a few people have recommended that. Yourself included. Search Party. It's very good. I was actually recommended it by our boss kieran right really and it's very good very good you know the lead actor that really gay one yes yeah he went to some acting schools i did in new

york really oh i love him acting school we both went there do you know him clearly never met him but he went there like a couple years before me all the teachers were like john early john john early said his name yeah everyone's like john early studied here john early john roseburne studied here you know felicity huffman i'm like well she's in prison so why don't you drop that from the little night tab on the website thank you what famous people went to your uni macquarie uni i don't know kate blanchett went to mine i don't I don't know any Macquarie Uni people. Really? You'd probably have like-

Yes, I do. Who? Rachel Capani from Macleod's Daughters. She went there. Did she? She went to Macquarie, didn't she? Yes, she did. What did she study?

I fucking forgot I went to Macquarie. Me too. I have to remember, why do I know more about your study history than I do? Yeah, well. Where did you study, Jenna? UNSW. Really? And NIDA is part of that.

So that's why, you know when I won that Arts and Media Award prize? Yeah, yeah. Another one was the Cate Blanchett Award. You're joking. No, I never keep. I had a lot of them. Sam, can you Google alumni Atlantic acting school? Atlantic?

Yeah, Atlantic like the ocean or Virgin Atlantic. Hang on. I don't like that Sam's now the Googler. That's Jenna's only purpose. Sam does so many other things. Jenna, you're still the Googler, just so you know. There's only one way to decide. Would you like me to look it up? Oh, there we go.

Here's the alum of my school. Anna Chomsky from V. Oh, I love her. My girl. Oh, Clark Gregg. He's in the MCU, Sam. Anna Chomsky from V. Oh, I love her. My girl. Oh, Clark Gregg. He's in the MCU, Sam. Yeah. Oh. Lizzie Olsen. Oh, Lizzie Olsen!

Jessica Alba, Rose Byrne. Wanda went to my school! How long did you go to this school for? Oh, like, better part of eight months. I did one year. Hey! Let me tell you, if I still studied, if I made it in the theatre world, they'd chuck me up here.

Yeah, I'm not noticing Mitchell Turi on this list at all. No, it's almost like you're not notable. Look at the tabs on the left. Notable alumni, alumni. Maybe you're in the alumni. I'm in the bottom. Who else is in there? Oh, they don't have a list.

All right, we should go. Oh, you can do a virtual. No, thank you. Can't believe Elizabeth Olsen went to my acting school, guys. WandaVision went to my school. I can claim that for the rest of my life, and there's no 3% on that. Pretty Sam. Mitch, what are you going to do now to recover?

Have a sleep. I've got to edit and upload this podcast, so. True. You really do do it all. So can we fucking go? You really want to leave? Yes, i've been wrapping up for the last 15 i'm having fun with my pals that's nice how's your wounds huh your

wounds oh they're pretty much back to normal are they healed well apart from the fucking maimed belly button it's fine yeah can we put a pic up on socials of my clit yeah and see say clit or belly button right Right, okay. Can we? I like that. Yeah, I guess so. Okay, people will want to see. Yeah.

So take a selfie, and then we, ladies and gents, will be back next week, almost at episode 62. Oh, we're heading up to the 60th. Are we going to do anything for that? Quite like your birthday. I think we'll leave it. When is your birthday? Coming up soon.

It's July. Yeah, well, it's coming up soon. It's Christmas, darling. No, but it's sooner than that. Jenna, when's yours? June. Sam? August.

Oh. So Jenna's is next. What date? Guess. Oh, Jenna, there's 30 days. All I know is that we made such a hoo-ha on the podcast for Jenna's birthday, I didn't get shit. Yeah, you didn't. You got a hoo-ha. I did get a hoo-ha on the podcast for Jenna's birthday, I didn't get shit. Yeah, you didn't.

You got a hoo-ha. I did get a hoo-ha. We were on break for your birthday. And remember, we're going to do a big one this year. Yeah. And we had a memorial service for your surgery. Surely you felt loved. Oh, no, there was no question of that.

I'm just like, I'm not dead. Oh, he's fading. Look, the TikTok silicon dress is slipping off. Oh, no. That glitter too. You're going to be in the shower for an hour. I actually can't wait to shower it out of my hair. Also, you have a dog collar on.

Oh, yeah, I do. Yeah, I think it's what you'd call a choker, Jenna. Not a dog collar. It's one of those dog collars that you put on one that bite. So you can link the muzzle up to it. Can we put a leash on it? Let's put a leash on it. Oh, what a shame.

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