Is It Just Me? - #61: Jennnnaaayy From TikTok!

Episode Date: March 29, 2021

Jen Hanlon (aka. @jennnnaaayy from TikTok) guest hosts the show with us!Also in this episode:The bullshit Golden Gaytime debate (08:22)Twelvie trolls (14:50) Saying NO to cake?! (19:15)Dream continui...ty (20:45)Red Rooster reviews (23:55)TikTok School - Jennnnaaayy's live demonstration of her 'checking in' video! (26:21)Our "Secret Segment" ADDebrief (35:15)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 People do some weird shit. Television legend Kerri-Ann Kennelly fell several metres from a trapeze while performing in the musical Pippet. Some things make more sense than others. Ring Pike's Nurseries. What nursery? Pike's. P-Y-K-E-S. P-Y-A. K as in kill.
Starting point is 00:00:25 P-Y-A K as in kill. P-Y-E K! Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. What about me?
Starting point is 00:00:42 Don't forget Chin-O. Who? Now, here's Mitchudy and Mitchell Coombs. Episode 61. Hello. Hey, welcome to the show guys. Our third wheel, groundskeeper Jenna is on board as always. Hello. Hi Jenna. I'm back again. Great to have you here. We've even got a fourth wheel today, which I'm very excited about. Please welcome to the podcast, Jenna. Oh, yay. Oh, hi, darling. Jenna's here. How are you?
Starting point is 00:01:11 She's like the fun aunt of TikTok. Isn't she? Yeah. She is. She's like the Mrs. Claus, but young and sexy. Yes. And who's discovered box dye. Box dye.
Starting point is 00:01:20 That's Forrest Gump. Which I believe that's where Jenna, your name comes from, right? It's inspired by Forrest Gump. Well, yes. My real name is Jennifer. Jennifer Hanlon. Doesn't that sound like a newsreader? Oh, Jennifer Hanlon.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Crossing to you in the chopper. Jennifer Hanlon, Nine News. Yeah, beautiful. Signing off. Yes, and then I used to get Jenny, and then Forrest Gump came out, and my life was hell in high school. No, you would be get, you know, Jenny. And then Forrest Gump came out and my life was hell in high school. No, you would be bullied when people go, Jenny. I feel like you'd do a good Forrest Gump impression.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Is this appropriate? Can I do this? No, you can do it. Life is like a box of chocolate. You have to say Jenny. Oh. Don't you agree? I haven't really seen it.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Don't you agree, Jenny? I may not be a smart man jenny oh i know what love is that movie had so many plot flaws he was in war then he was cooking prawns i'm like what is happening how about you can sit here if you won't oh oh you've got the southern i know she is jenna but we refer to her as jen uh TikTok, Insta handle's all Jen A, is that right? Yes. So I think the easiest way to track you down is your website, right? All the links are there.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah, pretty well. So it's jen A dot com. Four N's, three A's and two Y's. Just think 432. 432, yep. Great to have you here. Thank you for having me. Obsessed with your TikTok.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Obviously from Eb's fame, your famous Eb's. Yes, that's kind of taken on a whole lot of its own, isn't it? Everything but bagel seasoning. I know. Is that it? What is it again? It's your own little seasoning you've made. Yes, and do you know what?
Starting point is 00:02:52 I actually have some with me. I used to try. I've never tried the famous Ebbs. Really? I have been on an Ebbs journey. I even messaged you the other day to say I found Ebbs in a can. It was like $13 for 10 grams. It's bullshit 20 dollars dollars you can make your own yeah I've heard that I've seen the tiktoks and the massive three ingredient cheese and bacon scrolls yeah that kind of took
Starting point is 00:03:15 me a whole nother level too didn't I even get on tv for that I know right yes yes you're like you're like a new cooking presenter for the morning show. How about that? That was brilliant. You were so good. I know, except I forgot to sift. I'm still having that. Oh, the flour? Yeah, but their pro is Kylie Gillies, who's like, that's fine, babe, move on. I'm like, no. Who cares? We come up with a thing now when we go live, and it's that on Fridays we don't sift.
Starting point is 00:03:36 If I'm cooking things. That's funny. Yeah. And you've got Cruiser Tuesdays as well on your TikTok lives. Whiskey Wednesdays. Oh, God. And Cider Fridays. Love it. Oh, what about And Cider Fridays. Love it.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Oh, what about Monday? Just rest, water. Oh, look, Monday is what I've been getting hands on because it's a fucking Monday. No, Monday. Oh, your beautiful husband Joe is here too. Hi, Joe. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Hey. Thanks for bringing Jen in. We love her. Yeah, thanks for driving, Jules. Yeah, I love her too, sir. Aww. So cute. Now, we were talking on the show recently about Jen's checking in videos, weren't we?
Starting point is 00:04:08 Oh, my God. They're these adorable videos she does on her TikTok where she just kind of acts like she's bumped into you and having lunch or having a cup of tea together. Here's an example if you've never heard one. Hello, sweetheart. How are you doing? What's for lunch today? Sounds good.
Starting point is 00:04:29 I've got sent your bowels I hate pronounce it I think I say so it's like the the mince in the lettuce leaf yeah listen I've missed you I do hope you're doing okay I would like to remind you that it is Friday which means the weekend's coming up and I would love to see you allay yourself a little bit of time
Starting point is 00:04:58 just for you for whatever you want, have some me time okay? I love you I'm gonna to cry. That was beautiful. I've wet myself with emotion. They're so beautiful. What sort of feedback do you get?
Starting point is 00:05:14 It's young girls that love them, right? Yeah, actually a lot. There's sort of not one particular age group. I have a lot of people reach out to me that are, when I don't do them for a little while, people will say, I really miss you not doing them are, when I don't do them for a little while, people will say, I really miss you not doing them. Because when I first started doing them, it was sort of like, it's kind of a little bit
Starting point is 00:05:29 awkward to begin with because I'm trying to leave that silence and pretending like I'm talking to somebody. Right. But I guess when all the isolation stuff started happening in Victoria in particular, when they went through all that. Yeah. Yeah. The quarantines were awful, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah. So when all that happened, I started doing them because I had people sort of say, oh, you know, I'm by myself or, you know, and so I have had a lot of positive feedback from it and that's why I keep doing them. People are like, I can't keep using the bergamot tea one, Jen. I need more checking in content. I do notice as well there's comments from people
Starting point is 00:06:03 who like appreciate just being reminded to eat yeah some people just like you're you're the one they're saying dolls have you had your lunch today that's right and I've had a lot of a lot of young girls actually will message me and sort of say can you do another one because you know I find if I play that it helps me eat so yeah and I don't know if you heard but a couple of weeks ago on the episode Mitch we do a segment here called TikTok school where Mitch schools me in TikTok tries to teach me how to get the trans because he thinks I've got the capability to be huge on TikTok, but I haven't done it yet.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I'm very lazy. Take a breath. I did. Yeah, sorry. I had a minor cardiac arrest. Jesus Christ. And I attempted it. And have you heard it?
Starting point is 00:06:39 I have. Oh, no. Oh, my God. We'll play it for you later if you haven't heard it. But it's, you you know it's a good attempt on my behalf it wasn't quite as wholesome as um as yours i feel like you need to show mitch how it's done i can do that the one thing i will say is that you've got the soft voice down pat yes they are so my tone yeah i've done it i've done it oh the face lesions have cleared up.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I see you've chewed your fingernails down to little bloody nibs. Well, we'll play you Mitch's attempt later. You can give him some feedback and we'll get you to do a live demonstration as well. Yes, because we have, thanks to our sponsor Red Rooster, a whole bunch of their brand new crunchy fried chicken in studio. So we'll get you to have a little live demo of the chicken. Sounds lovely. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:07:25 If it is your first time listening, hi, welcome to Is It Just Me? Brought to you by Red Rooster, the new crunchy fried chicken. Try it today. We're going to have some later in the show. Let's kick it off the same way we do each week. In Is It Just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mine's a bit fiery this year.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Fiery? Year? This year? Our annual legend. Someone's calling me on my watch and I got distracted so my brain said, say a measurement of time that will fit. And my brain said, mine's a bit emotional this decade. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:50 No, it is. Have you got an is it just me for us, Jen? I do. Great. I've come prepared. Jenny, do you want to do one too? I get to do one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 We often give Jenny a pity, Jim, if the guest is here doing one. We're like, oh, yeah, mate, I'll do one too. Jenny and Jenna, we haven't made that connection. Oh, wow. That's great. Two Jenns. Two Jenns. Couple of Jenns, couple of Mitches. Oh!
Starting point is 00:08:10 Stop it! Jen, Jen, Joe. Oh, he's on his phone. He's like, I'm out. I've driven 100 kilometres. I'm ready to start the show. I've lost you for quite a bit. He wants to go first.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I think I'll start. I think I'm ready to go. All right. Go for it. Let's go. Is it just me or? Are you pissed off with the media? Oh, we are the media.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Well, are we at media or are we entertainment? No, I think it's still. Both. But anyway, what's the media done? Well, I'm not pissed off with us. I mean, I am with you, Mitchell, but that's for another reason. Didn't answer my calls on the weekend. I'm pissed off with, more specifically, Channel 9 Sydney.
Starting point is 00:08:45 You know the Facebook? They all have their Facebook pages. All the news websites have their Facebook that are liked by millions of boomers. Whatever they post, the piranhas attack. You've probably seen it. It's blown up all over the last couple days. And it was the poll that they posted a couple days ago now. Should Golden Gay Time ice cream be renamed?
Starting point is 00:09:02 And I saw this. I'm like, why? Like, is it not golden? Should it be the Yellow Gay Time? Like be renamed. And I saw this. I'm like, why? Like, is it not golden? Should it be the yellow gay time? Like, what's happening? And apparently the caption says, A huge debate is raging across Australia thanks to an online petition calling for the classic Aussie treat to be rebranded over claims
Starting point is 00:09:16 the name is outdated and offensive to people of the LGBTQ community. What do you think? Which, one, this is absolutely ridiculous because you click the petition and it's got 80 signatures. Oh, but no, the debate is raging all across Australia. Raging across the country. The seas of anger. Bigger than the floods. Like, shut up. And since
Starting point is 00:09:36 that was published, what, a few days ago, almost a week ago, it's got a total of, I think, like 415 signatures. But the thing is, it's raging. It's raging across the of, I think, like 415 signatures. But the thing is... But it's raging. It's raging across the country. 80,000 comments across...
Starting point is 00:09:49 I've collated, like, Channel 7, Channel 9, even Pedestrian, who are, like, meant to be millennial, are putting this up. And the thing that pisses me off is that is not the view of the LGBT community. I even would go as far to say that that was probably put in by some ridiculous right-wing nut who wanted to inflame the debate, which is already so tense.
Starting point is 00:10:08 And all it does is further divide the groups that hate each other. Like, it's ridiculous. It's really annoying when it's just clearly a slow news day and everyone just picks it up and rolls with it because they know it's going to get comments and get engagement. And it's like, surely there's something better you can do than this because there isn't a debate raging, really. No. and get engagement. And it's like, surely there's something better you can do than this because there isn't a debate raging, really. Someone in the office said to me, hey, Mitch, do you find gay times offensive because they're called gay time? I was like, no. And they were like, oh, well, there's this article that just popped up
Starting point is 00:10:35 and it says, oh, the LGBTQI plus community are outraged. And I was like, it's one clown that's made this petition. It's not the whole community. Yeah, also, did we miss the newsletter? do the community meet on thursday yeah i saw nothing about that in the gay group chat neither did i the facebook group mentioned it not once it pisses me off and then you get carl stefanovic enraged and slams like on the on the today show my what why do they do this and then it encourages especially boomers to be like oh these minority groups exactly yeah they want to change everything and the thing is that this person doesn't represent a whole
Starting point is 00:11:13 community but the thing is you work in media jenna more so than mitch and i mean you write articles for the station you pump out how many a day a lot a lot of articles yeah and i guess it gets clicks and it gets engagement because you know it's going to start a debate. Well, we, Jonesy and Amanda covered this topic as part of the pub test. Everyone did. It was everywhere last week. So the pub test is when people call up and say whether they agree or disagree with the issue in the media at the moment.
Starting point is 00:11:39 And every single caller called up saying, no, the name shouldn't be changed because the pub test was, should the name be changed? And even Jonesy and Amanda said, you know, there's a huge debate among the community around this and all that. Ridiculous. And I subsequently put that on Facebook because I knew it would get a lot of engagement. Now look what you've done. Mitchell's upset.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I'm fuming. My blood pressure is through the roof more than normal. Oh, you're one of them. How dare you? Where's your duty of care? Shut up. I had to do it. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:12:15 And I completely agree. I know that you have to hit quotas and you've got to get arguments out there and you've got to get your clicks. But surely there is a duty of care for these publications to think this is so damaging and all it is is pushing people further away from each other it's i don't know what do you think jen well i mean i don't think they're having the right conversation like why aren't they talking about why that's what it's called like you know gay means happy and when that ice cream was come out yeah you know i mean like that's that was the original term where they came from you know what i mean so Like that was the original term where that came from. You know what I mean? So, like I think they're not incorporating that into the conversation.
Starting point is 00:12:48 For sure. Instead of it all just being negative, negative. Also, gay is not derogatory. Like, you know, back in the day we used to be able to buy fags. The little mini cigarette lids. Oh, I know. I didn't realise that. They're now called fads.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Fads. I didn't realise that they used to be called fags. I was like, what? Yeah. All the time. And, like, I get that. That's a slur. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:05 But just on them, can I just say, do you remember they had the little red endsads. I was like, what? Yeah, all the time. And I get that. That's a slur. Yeah, that. But just on them, can I just say, do you remember they had the little red ends that looked like cigarettes? They looked like they were burning. Yeah, yeah. But they got rid of that. I'm showing my age now. I don't know what they're meant to be.
Starting point is 00:13:15 It's like they're trying to make little mini chopsticks or something because they're just little grey sticks of sugar. Yeah. Fads. Yeah, but they taste like nothing. They're horrendous. It's just gross. Simply horrendous.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Very Easter show candy. But I don't know. It just makes me so upset that these debates happen. Then people think, people walk down the street, see us holding our hand with our boyfriend, they go, oh, look at them, trying to push their agenda. And it's like, no. But because they've seen this debate,
Starting point is 00:13:38 they inflame everything and it all becomes one big issue. It just annoys me. It's quite ironic, though, because all the comments are like, snowflakes, they're so easily offended by everything and it's like, babe, you're the one that's currently out. That's the thing, that's what annoys me especially. So the biggest debate for my audience
Starting point is 00:13:55 on WSFM was the changing of the Cheese Coon name. It was a massive thing for them and they were blaming lefty snowflakes and all that and i'm sitting there thinking you're the one having a cry about changing the name of a cheese like excuse me so it was the company that had pushed this forward yes exactly and like it's his last name i'm like well if my surname was holocaust i'd change it for god's sake no but
Starting point is 00:14:22 the thing is the last name was it was the last name of some American guy in the early 1900s and people are like, you're offending his family. It's like, oh, I'm sorry that we're offending a dead person. Too much. Seriously. Do better, Jenna. Stop using our dumb debates for clicks. All right, I've got that out of my system.
Starting point is 00:14:42 I feel good now. Who cares what people write? I feel great. Who wants to go next? Ladies first. Jen, would you like to? You're our guest. What's your regimen? Sure. Alright, let's go, Jen. Is it just me or
Starting point is 00:14:54 Are the younger teenagers the most horrible people who comment on people's posts? Yes! Like, you know, like trolls. Not all of them, and I want to just clearly say, for any of my It's horrible people who comment on people's posts. Yes. Yeah. Like, you know, like trolls. Not all of them. And I want to just clearly say for any of my beautiful followers that are listening,
Starting point is 00:15:11 I do have a younger audience and the ones that follow me are obviously fantastic. All gems. We love gems. All gems. Yes. But there is a small amount of them that are savage. Like the comments and the things that they write and the way they troll you on lives. It's like, excuse me.
Starting point is 00:15:28 So you've noticed that it's specifically the younger of your audience? Wow. I notice the exact same thing every time I click on the account of some troll that's commented some nasty shit on my videos. They're always like 12. And I'm like, I would never have had the nerve to speak to an adult like that when I was that age. No.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I know. I know. You know what? A little while ago, probably about six months ago, I did a live and this is about I had not as many followers. Anyway, and I was getting trolled by this girl. And so I started hitting back and I was sort of, you know, giving it back to her. Oh no, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Yeah, yeah. Anyway, then it turns out that she's like, oh, well, you know, I'm only 14. You can't speak to me like that. Oh, no. And then I was like, hang on a minute. If you're 14 and you want to speak to me like that, sweetheart, you need to be prepared to cop it back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:14 And then I was painted out to be this horrible person, lost all these followers because I stood up for myself. And I thought, you know what? This little girl needs a lesson in that you can't speak to people like that and then get away with it. So I kind of, you know, got little girl needs a lesson in that you can't speak to people like that and then get away with it so i kind of you know got on my soapbox i often clap back at people who are commenting on a live stream as well and i don't realize how young they are when i'm berating them yeah someone will point out they're like oh mitchell he's they're like a school child i'm like shit i know i shouldn't have been so brutal i my comeback. I've done it too. And she was actually in a bassinet. She was three months old.
Starting point is 00:16:45 And she just fell on the iPad and typed fat cunt. And I went, you little bit die. And she was in a bassinet with a little bib on. It was awful. It's true, though. I don't know what it is about being that age. But the funny thing is they always, always back down if you actually talk to them. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:02 They'll comment something really vicious being like, I got one that was like, oh, you're such a sellout. All you do is like sponsored posts and all this stuff. And I just commented back being like, oh, hi, darling. If you can get paid for doing something that you like doing and already enjoy doing, then it's like, why wouldn't you? And she comments back being like, oh, my God, that's such a good point. I never thought about it that way.
Starting point is 00:17:23 I'm only 14 and I'm trying to decide what to do as an adult when I grow up. Oh, my God. And so that's a really good piece of advice. I should think about how to get paid for doing things I love. And I was like, oh, yeah, backs right down as soon as you confront them about it. That's so funny. I get that too. And I'll do a reply video and be like, oh, you know, Dunlon, like, come on, do better.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Oh, I didn't mean it like that. Yes, you did. You've just been called out on it and now you're backpedalling. And my son's 14, so he's obviously – he doesn't have Facebook. Shout out, Sam. Great kid. He is. So he's only got Instagram and he has Snapchat with him
Starting point is 00:17:57 and his mates and stuff. And that's it. I don't let him have Facebook or anything else too much. Oh, he has TikTok too. But, yeah, so people got everything except Facebook. How does he feel about having a TikTok famous mother? All his friends must see you in their feed. It's funny.
Starting point is 00:18:12 When I first started off, he was sort of like, oh, it's a bit embarrassing. And I said to him from the word go, if you get picked on at school or cop any shit, I'll stop. Like, I don't want you to have, you know, a horrible school life because of me. So anyway, once I sort of got a few thousand followers and stuff like that, he was kind of like, oh, this is all right. And once I hit a hundred thousand, I was the coolest person ever. And then, yeah, so he's pretty well, a lot of the girls at school seem to follow me.
Starting point is 00:18:39 So, you know, he doesn't like, you know, Sam keeps his private life private. He doesn't tell me what's going on with that kind of stuff. But I would like to think that, yeah. He's enjoying the clout. He is. His lunchbox would be the talk of buddy playground, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's so true. Do you know what?
Starting point is 00:18:53 The last week he's taken money and bought his lunch because I was just not organised. Oh, wow. I know. True story. You're too busy. Exclusive. Good agent. Good guest agent.
Starting point is 00:19:00 And it's always good to do a great agent before a terrible tanking agent. Yes. So I'm next. Wow. Come on, Jenny. You've got terrible tanking agent. Yeah, so I'm next. Come on, Jenna, you've got this. All right. I mean, I'm hard to argue with that. Yeah, you took that, Jenna. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I'm ready. You ready to go? Yeah, do it. Good luck. Is it just me? Do you find it rude when somebody declines a piece of cake at a birthday party? And I'm not talking about like if they have an allergy or, you know, intolerance to a certain food.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I'm talking about just in general. I mean, I've never said no to a slice of cake in my life. Neither, which is why it's weird to wrap my head around other people saying no. Happens all the time in this office, actually. It's a birthday. Yes, that's the thing. Every time in this office, for example, on my side of the building, right, the other week there was a cake that came in.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah. Do you know how many people took a slice, including me, obviously? Three people. Everybody else said no. A beautiful cheesecake. Yeah, they're like, oh, I want to dye it. And then it just ends up sitting there. It ends up sitting there in the kitchen alone.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I actually had that at the night show. I just got a spoon and went at it. It was beautiful. But it's like, grow up, live a little, have the cake. Do you know what, though? I will say that I do get a little bit offended if I've made something, like a cake, and people don't eat it. It's like, excuse me, what's wrong with what I've made?
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah, true. Exactly. Like a store-bought one, it's kind of like, you know, I don't get as offended. But, yeah, if I've put my hard. True. Exactly. Like a store-bought one, it's kind of like, you know, I don't get as offended. But, yeah, if I've put my hard work and time into that, I want you to try my food. Even take a goddamn slice, put it on a paper plate and chuck it in the bin after 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Just pretend. I'm okay with that. Completely agree. Help my ego, please, and take a fucking piece of paper. Yeah. All right, good, Inge and Jenna. We'll have another one in 18 months. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Mitchell, you ready to round us out? Yeah, let's go. Is it just me or...? Are you able to wake up from a dream and then go back into it, like resume the dream? No. No. I am.
Starting point is 00:20:59 What? How? I didn't realise this was a thing. I thought everyone could do that. I will literally be in the middle of a dream, get up, go to the bathroom, lie back down, get into bed and be like, okay, where were we? And I just pick up where I left off in the dream. What?
Starting point is 00:21:13 I didn't realise that not everyone had control over that. That's not normal. I only just found this out like last week that apparently that's actually something that people, I can't remember what it's called. Jenna, can you Google it? Is it lucid dreaming? I don't know, but it's like, it's a thing. It's a skill that people actually study and try and learn to do to be able to control
Starting point is 00:21:33 their dreams, you know? Oh my God. No, I'm such a heavy sleeper. It's like I've been knocked out by a bull tranquilizer. I barely even dream these days. I don't, I was just going to say, I don't think I dream very much either. So I don't. Isn't it true that like everyone dreams, you just don't always remember it?
Starting point is 00:21:47 You dream every night, but you just don't always remember it. Hayden is adamant that I sleep talk every night and shake my body and move and speak. I flail like a salmon out of the Atlantic. I'm just flopping around that king-sized bed. And I go, really? Because as far as I'm concerned, I was like a plank of wood all night. So that's a no from me. Of course you can't stay quiet, even in sleep.
Starting point is 00:22:07 You're like, I've got to get a word in. Forward announcing, I'm at 3am, coming up. Jen, have you found it? Okay, so it's called dream continuity. But the thing is, you have that or there's also false awakening where you think you've woken up, right? But you haven't. Did I just dream that I woke up?
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yes. No, I'm definitely waking up. I'm not insane haven't. Did I just dream that I woke up? Yes. No, I'm definitely waking up. I'm not insane. Because apparently false awakening is quite common. After a false awakening, subjects often dream they are performing daily morning routines such as showering, cooking, cleaning, eating and using the bathroom. I have had that sometimes. Do you know how I know that that isn't the case?
Starting point is 00:22:41 It's because when I wake up, like a couple of times I have woken up and I'm having Dexy withdrawals and I'm like, I need my ADHD meds. And so I'll get up, take the medication, go back to sleep and resume the dream. And I know for a fact that I've taken the medication because I've no longer got withdrawals. So my brain knows that I've actually gotten up and taken it. And apparently that's a skill that people spend years trying to master.
Starting point is 00:23:06 But I'm just blessed, I guess. I can control my dreams. Interesting. You know, I woke up the other day because I work nights because I have a very successful number one rating show in Sydney. And I woke up because I didn't sleep until like 11. It's a struggle for us. It's honestly a struggle, I'll be honest.
Starting point is 00:23:21 We're climbing. And I fell asleep at like 1am and then woke up at 11. But then was convinced that I had booked a guest. I think it was like Miley Cyrus. And I woke up and got an email and went, great, Miley's locked in. And then woke up and genuinely thought, when's that Miley interview? But I dreamt that I had woken up and booked it. Dead set.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Dead set. Yeah. But I have had Miley famously. Maybe it's a premonition. Yeah, did that happen before or after the actual Miley interview? After. So, Jen, no, that's not true. Yeah, no. Sorry, yeah. But I have had Miley famously. Maybe it's a premonition. Yeah, did that happen before or after the actual Miley interview? After. So, Jen, no, that's not true. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Sorry, Jen. Well, I was just trying to, you know. You did well, thank you. That's right. Is it just me? You can follow the show online. Just search Couple of Mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yes. Jen A. Jen A. Is here. Hi, Jess. A.K.A. Jen. Jenay! Jenay! Is here. Hi, Charles. A.K.A. Jen. Our beautiful guest this week is Jenay. What did I call her?
Starting point is 00:24:10 The fun aunt of TikTok. I reckon that's got a ring to it. I'm very good, aren't I? The fun aunt of TikTok. Or the favourite aunt of TikTok. Oh, that's good, actually. Yeah, the favourite aunt of TikTok. Definitely the favourite.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Jen, it's great to have you here. Thank you for having me. Let's dive into some Red Rooster reviews. Don't forget, the new Crunchy Fried Chicken is available to order now. If you hear your review read out on the show, hit us up, couple of inches on Instagram. We'll send a prize your way. Did you know we did that, Jen?
Starting point is 00:24:32 I did, yes. Yeah. We'll hook you up with some Red Rooster vouchers, darling. Don't you worry. You're not leaving here empty-handed. CCC 101-234, best podcast I've watched. Some sort of droid from Star Wars. I saw clips of this podcast on TikTok, a couple of inches. One, two, three, four. Best podcast I've watched. Some sort of droid from Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I saw clips of this podcast on TikTok, a couple of inches. So I looked it up on Apple Podcasts. And wow, can I say, best 60 hours of my life ever. 60 hours. Is that like three days? Yeah, I think so. 60 hours. That's a back catalogue. Actually, Joe, Jenna's husband, you have almost finished going back
Starting point is 00:25:06 and listening to the whole backlog, right? Yeah, that's right. I've only got about four episodes to go, I think. Wow. I don't even remember what we would have talked about in the early episodes. Have we gotten better? I don't know. I liked it more from the start.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I thought it was pretty good. Well, thank you. I'm glad we have one straight male listener. I agree. So nice. Straight. He's wearing a feather boa, guys. You can't see him.
Starting point is 00:25:31 He's Jen's husband. He's got to have a bit of spark. He's in hot pants and acrylic nails. Then we have Catsking Matilda. It's worth the weird looks. This is the bee's knees. I listen every week while studying in my school library. Year 12 is tough, but this pod is the only vaccine I need.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Nice tie into topical. Nice. It's worth the judgment from my peers when I'm laughing out loud whilst they're trying to do algebra. They're the ones missing out. Lol. Oh, my God. That would be, the librarian would be furious.
Starting point is 00:25:56 I know. That is true. Shh. Oh, my God. Shh. That's how I'm picturing her laughing. All right, if you guys just heard your review read out, hit us up and we'll send you a prize.
Starting point is 00:26:09 But you've got seven days. That's right. And then it gets incinerated. No one gets it. So don't waste the pricing. I'm very excited about this. We're doing TikTok school, but we're learning from the master. We really are.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Let's roll the intro. She's here. We've got Jenna in studio with us and she's going to be doing a live demonstration of her checking in videos. Jenna! This soundtrack's the best. I'm going to have to totally start using this. It's very emotional.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Now, we played the audio at the start of the show, so you're checking in videos. Do you think they're what you're most known for or definitely not? It's the abs. I don't know if it's what you're most known for or definitely not it's the um i don't know if it's what i'm most known for but i think i would say you're more known for like your cooking and like your your lunchbox hacks and stuff like that but me personally because i don't pack fucking lunchboxes the checking in videos are my favorite they just warm my soul and i actually a few weeks
Starting point is 00:27:03 ago got mitch to attempt his own checking in video in TikTok school. Would you like to hear how he did? I would love to. I want you to rate how he did trying to emulate your famous video. Okay, here it is. Roll it. Oh, hi, Dallin. I'm just pulverizing the chicken for tea.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Yeah, chicken Kiev's again. I know you chugged last time on that bone, so I won't give you the thigh for tea. Yeah, chicken Kievs again. I know you choked last time on that bone, so I won't give you the thigh this time. I see your nose is still bleeding. It's been 24 hours now, hon. You should get that cauterised. Yeah? You can talk to me about anything. Yeah. Why don't you tell me? I'm all ears. You are funny. You are a little comedian. Alright.
Starting point is 00:28:08 You scurry off. Hey, you want some chicken to take home to the orphanage? Take it. Alright, babes. Great to see you again. Ta. That was me pulverising the chicken, Kia. That was me pulverising the chicken, Kia I've got to say
Starting point is 00:28:28 A lot less comforting than your videos, Jennifer I can't, it's the chicken bone for me I can't So what did you think? Did he nail it or no? Dals, it was beautiful There was a lot of care. You know, you would take, like I said, the chicken bone. You were being cautious,
Starting point is 00:28:48 because particularly after the accident last time. Yes, of course. She choked. On the thigh. Oh, check this, Mike. The nosebleed. The nosebleed's been 24 hours. Yeah, look, definitely need to get, you know, good advice.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah. You've definitely passed on good advice. Thank you. But I think I can probably give you a few tips. Okay, well, we've got the new Red Rooster Crunchy Fried Chicken. It is available now. You can order it. Have you tasted this before, Jennifer, the new Crunchy Fried Chicken?
Starting point is 00:29:12 I haven't. Can I just say it is amazing. So I am definitely happy to take some more of this. Thank you. In your checking in videos, obviously, there's usually a cup of tea involved or some food. So today the Red Rooster is going to be what you're feasting on. Sure. I suppose you shouldn't really talk with your mouth full, should you?
Starting point is 00:29:28 How do you do it? Do you do it before you eat or while you're eating? Just taking a bite, yeah. Yeah, maybe just pick at it while I'm doing it. Yeah, maybe have a bite and then there'll be like a bite out of the chicken so everyone knows. Yeah. Okay, should we look into one of the studio cameras?
Starting point is 00:29:44 Oh, she's doing it. I've got a little tripod here. Oh, great. Do you want me to do it on here? Yeah, Okay, should we look into one of the studio cameras? Oh, she's doing it. I've got a little tripod here. Oh, great. Do you want me to do it on here? Yeah, go, go, go. On her phone. All right. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:29:52 An in-the-flesh checking in video. This is so... I'm so excited. Oh, and I might film this point of view. Yeah. Good. Or should I film myself? Do you want the light on or not?
Starting point is 00:30:02 Is it fine? Sure, darling. I always need a bit more light. Do you know that I've never actually filmed one of these in front of anyone before? Don't worry. We've just been idiots in front of you for the last 40 minutes. You don't know. So don't worry.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Do you need more than one take or do you do it, nail it the first time? It depends. It depends. Sometimes I've taken a few other times. I'm like, you know what? That's actually kind of okay. We're not live on the cloud. So, hey, the magic of podcasting.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Oh, yeah. You'll get it your first go regardless. I've just popped a beauty light on. Should I record this way and have my reaction as if it's live? Or film Jen? Do whatever you bloody want. Turn this music off. It'll never be news.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I would love for you to give me a bit of a topic to work with. Okay. What do you usually do in them? Well, it depends. Sometimes I'll be inspired by something someone said or commented and then I might use that. There's usually like a little nugget of wisdom in there. I remember one that was beautiful was like,
Starting point is 00:30:58 now don't make yourself broke trying to buy Christmas presents for other people. Just be present and love. Give love this year. And I'm like, that's lovely. There's always this little nugget of wisdom at the end. What about, like, I don't feel comfortable eating one because I think I'm too fat, but I'm actually not.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Oh, and you can say, babe, you eat what you want, you know? Look at me. I'm eating fried chicken. Yes, all in moderation. Like, I really want one, but I shouldn't. You know what I'll do? I'll put this in the lunchbox for the kids. I like that.
Starting point is 00:31:25 All right. I can work with that. Okay, yay! I can work with that. All right. Our mic's off. Yeah, I'd say so. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:31 And action. Hello, darling. Have you had something to eat today? I've got some Red Rooster here. Have you tried that? Have you had that before? I know sometimes we try to be careful for eating because fried foods and things like that and particularly like i've had you know i've had
Starting point is 00:31:50 the gastric slave i try not to eat too much this stuff but you need to know that it's okay to treat yourself every now and then so we eat healthy most time but let's treat ourselves so i'm gonna have some of this one so tell me what have you been up to this weekend? Did you find some me time? Yeah that's good. Well if you haven't you've still got time you've still got time to do something so I want you to remember it's going to be a new week make sure you find something to centre yourself so that you can start your Monday on the right note. Okay? Make sure you have a good night's sleep.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I love you. Oh, my God. That was lovely. There's not a dry eye in the house. I love that. Treat yourself. I love that. And I'm sitting right behind the ring light, so I felt like that was all directed to me.
Starting point is 00:32:44 She was staring into your soul. Staring right into my thigh. Wow, so are you actually going to post that to TikTok? I will, yeah. Great. So everyone, Jenna, go find her on TikTok. Four N's, three A's and two Y's. Jenna.
Starting point is 00:32:56 No, sorry, Jenna. Jenna. Jenna laughs like a box of crunchified chicken. This chicken's really good, actually. Isn't it good? It's a bit cold from the air con, sorry. But it's beautiful. Jenna, well, I think officially we have to say thank you so much for being here.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Thank you so much for having me. You're welcome back anytime. Yes, please come back. I would love to. I would absolutely love to. Maybe we can poison Mitchell and get you to come fill in or something when he's sick. You do look a bit like me, really. It's the hair. I told really. It's the hair.
Starting point is 00:33:25 I told you. It's the hair and the eyes we worked out. In a dark room, people could confuse us for each other. I understand that. I've got a solid D cup going. Oh, my God. After we're done the show, let's put some of your eyeshadow on Mitch and then give him your glasses.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Yes. And then put that TikTok filter. Oh, my God. With the blue hair and I'll do a TikTok and see if people think it's you. I'll do a checking in. It'll be PG. Will it, though? No, it won't.
Starting point is 00:33:52 It won't. Thanks for coming in, darling. Jenna, we'll see you next week. And guys, we are back. Don't forget, it is still official. Why don't you say, Jenna, we'll see you next week? You just don't think, do you? Hey, I'll be here.
Starting point is 00:34:03 She's like, I'll hold you to that, dog. No. Don't forget, it you? Hey, I'll be here. She's like, I'll hold you to that, dog. No. Don't forget, it is still merch march. Oh, guys, our merch store closes after Wednesday. So if you're listening to this just as the pod's dropped, get in quick. You can order your jumper. It's not too late.
Starting point is 00:34:16 All side pieces have sold out, I should say. Yep. But the jumpers, there's no limit. They're unlimited. I've got mine. Oh, did you? I've got mine. I've got my little side pieces.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Great. Okay, they'll be at your place in the next three weeks, I've got mine. Oh, did you? I've got mine. I've got my little side pieces. Great. They'll be at your place in the next three weeks, I believe. Lovely. But don't forget, yeah, Wednesday. It's done. From Wednesday, it's over? As soon as we're in April. April 1st.
Starting point is 00:34:36 And it's no joke. Merch March. No joke. And we're doing clothing September. Yes. Which doesn't have the same name to it. Ratshirts. No, Jenna, ratshirts are not coming.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yes, they are. Apparel April. Merchandise. Oh, thatirts are not coming. Guys, we were apparel April. Merchandise. Oh, that's merch march. Yeah, we, yeah. All right. Bye, everyone. See you next week.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Bye. Bye. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. Or follow on Spotify. Welcome to AD Debrief. This is our secret segment on the end. We keep it a secret because it's kind of embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:35:22 We just go rogue. Nothing's planned. And, yeah, we don't want people to see that side of us, do we? No, not at all. Jen's still here. Hi. Hey. Why do I sound like I'm in such severe pain?
Starting point is 00:35:33 Get out! Is this segment a secret to you, or do you know about ADD, Rafe? I do know about this. Great. Okay, so some people, remember when Brooklyn Ross was guest hosting with us and he took his headphones off and I was like, welcome to the secret segment And he goes oh what He's like we were literally like
Starting point is 00:35:48 Alright see you next week He's like thanks boys for having us We're like nah sit the fuck down Sit down you piece of shit Another hour to go Yeah well not an hour Not an hour But this is the show
Starting point is 00:36:00 Sometimes some people think this is the best part of the show Joe you're an avid listener What's the best part of the show I do I like the Like the ADD booth We just make shit up Very hyper
Starting point is 00:36:10 It can go It can go all sorts of places It really can Anyway Not today We're on our best behaviour Because Jen is here What about that idea
Starting point is 00:36:18 I just came up with In the show Where we paint you with eyeshadow But I I was like yeah guys We'll do it off the air No we'll do it here. She has her makeup here.
Starting point is 00:36:26 It's like she's wearing a little hip bag with eyeshadow in it. She's just ready. Always on the ready. Are you going to do me? Yeah, if I can do it. Okay, well, I'll come over to you. I can swing my mic around. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:35 So is this your own eyeshadow palette? It is, yes. Where can people buy that? I'm sold out at the moment, but on my website. Oh, okay. Actually, I've had two lots of orders come in and they've both sold out within 48 hours. Wow. So that's kind of exciting.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Amazing. Yes. I've still got some stubby holders left and that's all I have. Wonderful. Any rash shirts? Do you know what? I actually was thinking about how can I do that so that I can get you one. Yes, thank you.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Because I love them too. I know, they're so good. Rash shirts? Yes, rash shirts, yeah. Have you seen Jenna's horrific designs for our rash shirts? No, they're not good. They're very good. Jen, they're terrible.
Starting point is 00:37:15 No, they're not. They're not good in the slightest. They're very good. They've had quite a bit of attention from fans wanting them. All right, I'm sitting next to Jen. Okay, so do you know what? Actually, I'm going to tell you, I've got aprons coming out. Aprons?
Starting point is 00:37:30 I play a big sound effect to congratulate you, but I'm on the other side of the room. That's okay. That's so cool. Hold on, hold on. You should put your phone on a little tripod and film it like a time lapse. Oh, are you filming? No.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I'll take it off. Time. What's it called? Time warp. It's on there, on the camera. Time warp. It's on there on the camera. Time warp. It's one of the settings on the camera. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I'm not an OCP. Just down the bottom where it says photo, video and stuff. There's one that says time lapse. I didn't know this. All right. This is exciting. Let me move me box still. How long have you been doing the wild makeup like this?
Starting point is 00:38:02 Honestly, I was starting to do a bit of makeup on lives. Hang on, I'm going to have to move this here. I'll have to give. Oh, sorry. And then I need to give a shout out to two of my followers, Doug and Karina, who said, hey, you should do a different color on each eyelid. And I was like, oh, that'll look fucking stupid. Anyway, and then I did it.
Starting point is 00:38:20 And then I was like, fuck, I love this. So now I actually have a name for it. I call it Toucheade. Like T-O-U-C-H-A-D-E. That is so smart. I did it. And then I was like, fuck, I love this. So now I actually have a name for it. I call it Toucheade. Like T-H-A-D-E. That is so smart. I love that. So when I do it, I usually tag that as a hashtag. Well, Mitch, you sometimes apply a little BB cream, don't you?
Starting point is 00:38:35 Pre-video? Yeah, I usually put on a bit of tinted moisturiser before I come in the studio because the lighting in here is not really flattering for my massive forehead. I just recently bought a primer that has highlight in it. And you're meant to apparently do more. Not a primer, a moisturizer, sorry. And you put it on your cheeks and your, like, nose and it highlights it. And, oh, my God, it makes me look beautiful.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Clearly not wearing it today. I actually am. I used extra. Thank you. You actually already look like her. Wow. Can I stop and look? Oh!
Starting point is 00:39:07 She's only done one eye. I just did the eye. Make sure you head to our Instagram at couple of Mitches. We're going to put a photo there all the time. That's Mitchell Cheery becoming a Gen A lookalike. Now, this is because we have similar hairstyles. Mine is definitely more bouffante and brown eyes, beautiful, cute faces. Yeah, well, considering I have blue eyes.
Starting point is 00:39:27 But yeah, it's beautiful. We have similar features, cute little plump cheeks. And also, Mitch, you're going to have to do the colouring. You're going to have to run a colour through it like Jen does. In my hair? Yes. No! You can use a filter.
Starting point is 00:39:42 It's 2021. Do you do that yourself, Jen? The blue hair? Oh, God, no. I go to a hairdresser. Oh, good. Okay. Pink is your trademark, though, don't you think? Pink and purple.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Well, the little animated Jen A on your social, your profile picture, she's got purple hair. She does. So is blue just, what, for autumn? I don't really know. I've done red. I've been pink. And then I was like, hmm. Actually, Jo wanted me to go with blue.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Has anyone ever told you that you're kind of similar to Emrasiano? Oh, my God. I get that so much. That was the first thing I thought when the very first time one of your videos popped up in my feed. I was like, fuck, is she Emrasiano's sister? Yeah, no, I get it all the time. Very similar. Did you know who Emrasiano was?
Starting point is 00:40:22 I actually had to Google her, if I'm being perfectly honest. She's a comedian. She's perfectly honest. She's a comedian. She's very funny. She's very funny. I knew the name, but I just couldn't sort of picture it. Then I was like, oh, okay. I think it's the, I don't know. Is it the hair?
Starting point is 00:40:32 Is it the? I don't know. It's the vernacular as well. It's the real Aussie twang. Yeah. It's like the mannerisms. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:42 There's just something about it. She's unapologetically her. You're unapologetically you. That's what you want to hear when someone's doing your makeup oh fuck my eyes have been closed for minutes now i'm losing the only sense is i have a smell taste and smell i need you to this way that's right do you watch drag race jen oh my god yes really yeah see no one in this room i can talk i can like have a little gossip about drag race because i don't watch it i haven't watched the new season yeah but i mean anything prior to 13 yeah i am all over how beautiful is the makeup oh like it's just exquisite i'm just gonna tidy that up a little bit because i fucked up on the top there no worries
Starting point is 00:41:19 i just meant it too high i'll watch the aussie drag race. Oh my god. I'm trying to get Aussie drag race contestants on this show. That'd be amazing. Oh, cool. I went on a 14 kilometre hike yesterday. I did see that, actually. I saw your Instagram. Was it really 14 kilometres? It was two. I bet it felt like 14.
Starting point is 00:41:39 It was 5k each way. What the hell for? So it wasn't 14. That's still not 14.K each way. What the hell for? So it wasn't 14. Yeah, that's still not 14. Five each way. The map, it was advertised as 14. And the whole week we planned it, everyone's like, it's a 14K hike. So that's just what I'm leaving.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Who's weak? That's the branding. Keep your eyes closed. Oh, this is wet! Oh, now she's doing the eyeliner. This is wet! So you and your boyfriend went for a hike? Yes, down the cliffs.
Starting point is 00:42:05 How boring. It was beautiful. How boring. Great to clear the head. Oh, Jenna, please. Every time we try to say, oh, let's record the podcast, you go, I can't, I'm bushwalking. It was one time.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I know you're a talker, but let's have a turn. It's an illness. Actually, I want to ask, how was Hamilton? You asked me to not talk. I know, but just so you can think about your answer. Okay, I want to ask, how is Hamilton? You asked me to not talk! I know, but just think about your answer. Okay, I'll cough twice if it's good. Oh my god. Alright, open your eyes.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Oh wow. Yeah, that's really thick. I'm alive. Wait, I need to fix this. Hang on. I don't mind. Close. Oh, we just had a blackout.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Hold on. I need to check that the radio station's still on there. Stand by. That was really weird. We just had a blackout, but the recording kept going. I'm just going to check the text. Keep talking for a sec. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:42:53 He's going to have to run and talk to the engineers with a face of makeup. He's going to look so weird. Well, he's got one done. One eye done. One not. Oh, my God. They're going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, God. done why not oh my god they're gonna be like what the fuck are you doing oh god did you see that um there must be some sort of like i don't know there must be some curse in the air at the moment because
Starting point is 00:43:14 channel nine i saw that issues with their studio the today show couldn't go to air today they had to put ellen on instead because they're just their technical studio is fucked. Due to technical difficulties, like a full-on announcement. Yeah, and then apparently today the radio station where we're recording, they have no electricity, so they're running off generators. Like there's a full-on diesel thing keeping this place afloat and that's probably why we decided to black out. Yeah. Yeah, right. Look at him walking around.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Oh, he's frantic. Oh, God. Apparently it was a cyber attack at Channel 9. What? Really? And that's what brought everything down. Shit. Yeah, that's not good.
Starting point is 00:43:52 That's so weird. All right, here he comes. All fixed. How'd you go? Sorry, all fixed. What did the engineers think of your makeup? They were at Subway. They couldn't take me seriously.
Starting point is 00:44:01 They got off the air and they're like, yeah, good, good, good. Shut up, boys. They're like, you look like you want the gate time to be renamed. I'm like, stop it. I haven't looked in the mirror yet, so I haven't seen it. I went too heavy with the... Maybe the amount of eyeliner shut down the building. I mean, it could have done.
Starting point is 00:44:17 There was a lot. We're like straddling each other, Jen. We really are. Okay, here we go. Hello. Alright, let's start again. I'll be quick. I'll be quick. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I'm going to have a quick little micro-sleep, so talk amongst yourselves. How good would a nap be right now, actually? I'm actually going there. After that crunchy fried chicken. Yeah, you know that food hangover feeling? You sound very sexual when you're... Crunchy fried chicken. Little behind-the-scenes fun fact for you guys.
Starting point is 00:44:53 You know how Mitch has a bit of a curse where he always fucks up credit lines? Like he'll thank the wrong client. He kept getting the name of the Red Rooster, the product, wrong. He kept saying crispy fried chicken. So over there on his side of the desk, there's a printout of the exact wording he has to use that I've written to ensure that he doesn't fuck it up. Because when he just ad-libs, he just makes it up. Thanks to Red Rooster's new deep fried fried chicken.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Deep fried fried. That's a joke, so they'll hear that. Thanks to Red Rooster's leg ham. Leg ham. Thanks to Red Rooster's new pot roast. Pot roast. Can I say, Jenny? Yes, you can, you will agree with me, I believe. Do you think the best item on the Red Rooster menu is the pineapple fritter?
Starting point is 00:45:33 Oh, my God, yes. Isn't it the best thing in the world? That is my favourite. It's perfect for after the chicken because it's sweet and it's kind of like you had your dessert hit, but it's also a little bit salty. Because it's sweet and it's kind of like you had your dessert hit, but it's also a little bit salty. A little bit salty. Yeah. A pineapple fritter.
Starting point is 00:45:46 I remember growing up with, remember when Red Rooster, growing up, it was the meal that your parents would buy when they hadn't cooked dinner. Yep. Yeah. Always. And they'd phone it in, which is such a compliment to Red Rooster because it was, it would match homemade meals. I remember when I was in Sydney with my brother and my nan was babysitting us both,
Starting point is 00:46:05 she was like, all right, we're going to Red Rooster for tea. And I was like, sick, because, you know, in Bougainvillea, we don't have Red Rooster. You have a Red Rooster, but it's the local rooster that chases the children. Yes. And it's right. It's right. Nan just did the order for us.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Like, didn't say, what do you want? Because we didn't really know what they had, really. We were quite young. And she got us the pineapple fritters as part of it. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And I don't remember what they tasted like. Because you know how I told you that I've never had one? I remember the other day that I have,
Starting point is 00:46:34 because that's like one of my earliest memories when I was like three or four, is my grandmother buying me a pineapple fritter and me being like, what's this? I thought it was so exotic. I was like, you don't get this in the country. And then you grew up to be a pineapple fritter. Hey.
Starting point is 00:46:47 But no, I don't remember what they taste like. Well, my error, because last week on the Mardi Gras hangover episode, we had six. So I got them all. Sorry. I'm really going to get in here. Oh, that's right. Well, you had them. Oh, it's stunning.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I've never really done eyelash on anyone else before, so it's weird. It's weird doing something that you usually do to yourself on others. Like, I can't paint other people's nails, but I can paint mine beautifully. And I've got real... doe eyes. I haven't seen myself. Hang on, I just need to...
Starting point is 00:47:18 But my eyelids feel heavy. Do they? They shouldn't. You doing mascara? Just a little bit. Okay. Are we almost done? Look up, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Look up. Your eyelashes are beautiful. Why did you pause before I said that? There was a pause. Your eyelashes are pig-like. They just very, like, they point down. So use them to swat away flies. Yeah, I can tell.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Multi-purpose. You can see my tail. That was it. Perfect. Wow. Am I done? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to reveal myself. multi-purpose you can see my tail that was it perfect wow am I done yeah okay I'm gonna reveal myself no put Jen's glasses on too
Starting point is 00:47:50 oh yeah you won't be able to see oh Jen's just fallen over oh Jen I know look at Jen how do I look oh
Starting point is 00:48:01 hi darling hi Chucky Joe get in here Hi, Bellin. Hi, Chucky. Joe, get in here! Sam, off the PlayStation! That's very accurate. That's you. Everyone, head to our Instagram,
Starting point is 00:48:16 at Mitchell Coombs, at couple of Mitches, see Mitch's makeover. Hold on, Jen, I'm going to do the pullback, and I'll go, oh, and then you come in and we'll wave. Okay. Ready? Oh, this is going up on TikTok, is it?
Starting point is 00:48:26 Yeah. All right. Oh, my God. You know what music I think we should put with that video? Bang, bang, Rita Ora? No. I was going to say that Forrest Gump music. And when you cover the camera, it'll be the key change.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Hold on, hold on. Joe's just come back from the bathroom. I'm going to go out and offer a lap dance and see if he accepts it. He thinks you're his wife. Yeah. He likes these ones. Oh, yeah, look at him. That's me. Thank God it's behind that glass.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Jen, oh, you need your glasses back. Sorry. Are you going to do your checking in video as Jen? Mitchell? Yeah, you have to talk. I don't do duck lips. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it with the abs.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Can you talk into your mic, by the way? I'm not hearing anything. Sorry. How's this? Yeah, better. It's because I can't hear myself. Headphones don't work in that one. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:13 That's convenient. Jen, you're a master with the brush. Oh, thanks, Daz. I need to work on doing someone else's eyeliner, though, clearly. On my face, I do. Well, you put some ebbs on the crunchy fried chicken. Yeah. We need to talk about ebbs, too. We haven't explained what it is. Well, you put some ebbs on the crunchy fried chicken. Yeah. We need to talk about ebbs, too.
Starting point is 00:49:26 We haven't explained what it is. Jen, quickly explain what ebbs is. It's your famous seasoning, isn't it? Yeah, so I shortened it to ebbs because I got sick of writing hashtag everything but the bagel seasoning because it's just too fucking long. So basically it's an American thing from a company called Trader Joe's, and when you buy a bagel, like a New York bagel, it comes with the seeds and things on top.
Starting point is 00:49:48 And I saw all these TikTokers from America using it, and I was like, I fucking want to try this. It's got garlic and onion and salt and all the things that I love in life. And so I went to try and find it. Can't buy it in Australia. You can in certain places now, and some people have come out with their own spin-off brands of it. So I worked out the quantities of what it was and where to buy it from and then put it together and here we are.
Starting point is 00:50:09 So I did say it was your invention. So not quite your invention, but there's nowhere else you can get in Australia. There's a couple of places I believe in Melbourne that sell it. And then there are a couple of people that have come up with like a spin-off version of it that are selling it. Like I'm surprised someone like Master Foods or something hasn't come out with their own version of it. So you've just figured out how to do it yourself. You should figure out the bloody 12 secret herbs and spices next, the KFC stuff.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Yeah, I have seen. Then work on the cancer vaccine. Speaking of which, have you guys seen on KFC's official Twitter account, if you look at who they're following, they're following all six Spice Girls and a bunch of guys named Herb. I have seen that, yes. KFC's Twitter are just following 12 Herbs. Is it 11 Herbs and Spices? Yes. That's pretty clever though.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I was like, that's brilliant. Should I do a checking in? Yeah, I don't think you should be wearing headphones in it. Okay. Have you got our branding in the background? Are you going to, like, try the Ebbs live? Yeah. No, I'm going to do a checking in as you.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Yeah. With the Ebbs and the crunchy fried chicken. I just want to see your reaction. I want you to try the Ebbs and see if you like it or not. I'm an Ebbs fan. Talk into the mic. Sorry, I'm doing 100 things Don't you have your own night show?
Starting point is 00:51:26 Do you know when I lived in New York Oh not this again Yeah I studied acting What are you laughing at Joe? When I lived in New York I was often in and out I um Every morning before acting school
Starting point is 00:51:38 There was a bagel van Because it's obviously huge in New York And I would get an every I had no idea what an everything bagel was And because I was living in New York, studying in New York, I would get a New York bagel every day, fresh from New York. How long did you live in New York for? Multiple days.
Starting point is 00:51:54 No, except for the better half of a year. Never. How many months? About nine. Could have had a baby in that time. About nine. Deathly silent. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Have you decided what you're going to say or just making shit up? I'll make it up. Perfect. Never read anything. How do you normally start them, Jen? With a greeting. Hi, Jook. Hi, Dallin.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Hi, Dals. Okay. Hi, sweetheart. All right. Depends on how, yeah. So are we actually putting this on Jen's TikTok and seeing if anyone notices? Or should we just put it on ours? We'll make it PG then.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah. Just film it on a normal camera. Yeah, we'll be fine. Okay. All right. Oh, hi, Daz. How are you, babes? Yeah, Joe, help him up.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Help him up on the counter. He can't walk after the truck. Yeah. You saw it, Joe. Oh, baby, hi. I'm just having some Red Arista crunchy fried chicken it's left over it holds really well unlike you on the back of that truck you really let go you just sit there no need to talk I know it's hard after after the fire I've got my ebbs here my world-famous ebbs everything but bagel seasoning
Starting point is 00:53:06 I'm gonna sprinkle on this chick chick yeah I think it'll give it a good crunch don't you baby yeah all right here we go oh sorry does that trigger from the gunfight in Afghanistan it don't mean to, darling. Let me give it a try. Oh, that's delicious. Have a bite. No, no, no pressure. I'm not hurting. I'm going to leave it there for you to try when you want. Now, there are poppy seeds in there, and I know you have a severe anaphylaxis, so maybe pick them out. Yeah. About 3,000 in every circuit. You've got plenty of time. Not much else you can really do, is there?
Starting point is 00:53:51 I want you to know that you're always welcome here, no matter what. All right. I'm going to go do shit. Talk to you later. Bye, sweetie. Insane. Oh, my God!
Starting point is 00:54:06 We can't post that on you Why not? That's horrific But also That's definitely an Instagram worthy place Maybe not TikTok Yeah you can tell That he's not He's not really an influencer
Starting point is 00:54:15 Because you've got to keep TikToks Under a minute darling You're rambled on too long I'm not a TikToker Stop eating People hate it when you eat on the vodka Oh shit it's my show, not yours. The ebbs is good.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Right? I'm sorry. Not that I'm mocking you. That's just me being silly. What? I hope you don't think I'm making fun of you. Oh, no. She loved it.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I would have told you to fuck off if I thought that. I was laughing. Oh, my God. I feel like you. You look like me. You look stunning. Look at the makeup. Jen, this is actually very well done. Give us some of that ebbs. I feel like you. You look like me. Look at the makeup. Jen, this is actually very well done.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Give us some of that Ebbs. I'm sorry. Pass the parcel. So do you just eat it on its own? You can or you can mix it with something. Oh, okay. It looks like bird seed. That's not an insult.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Yeah. No. Just lick your finger and we're friends here. Mmm. Ooh. Isn't that good? Yeah. It actually is like I've just licked a bagel. We're friends here. Mmm. Ooh. Isn't it good? Yeah. It actually is like I've just licked a bagel.
Starting point is 00:55:08 It's very good. It's like salty, garlicky, oniony. All the goodies. I made it at home, but I missed the black poppy seeds. Hey, Mitch. Can you talk into the mic? Yeah, is that what we have to do? Are you new here?
Starting point is 00:55:20 Try with a bit of chicken. There's a bit of chicken on that one. Take off a bit of chicken and then dip it in. All right. Yeah, I didn't suck that one. That wasn't me. You've got to start selling these abs. I feel like you've got to make it your thing.
Starting point is 00:55:29 They're very good. I know, but it's like... You took it on the morning show, right? Larry and Kylie were big fans. Loved it. Yeah, you had your TV debut. We're Studio 10 boys and you are morning show. I was also on Studio 10.
Starting point is 00:55:43 What did you think of it with the chicken? Oh, they really work well together. You've got to take this. I'll give you my red roots to contact. You just rock up to the office and go, hi, girls. What's for you guys to have here? So you've got your own staff. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:55:56 We get to do your podcast. Is it our ebbs? Oh, you're too good. Thank you. It is heavenly. Jen, that'll last me 30 minutes. I was going to say, how can people make their own ebbs? Like, what's the recipe?
Starting point is 00:56:06 But you can't be giving that out. You know what I do, though, because I'm a carer and I'm a sharer. So actually, on my Instagram and my highlights, there's a little click on that. There's a recipe on there. Wonderful. Ingredients. Do you think I look like Jen? Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Isn't that funny, Jen? Do you know what? I actually have polycystic ovarian syndrome, which makes me grow facial hair. Really? So if I let that go for about a week. And I don't have much as there is. Well, thank you for this, Jen.
Starting point is 00:56:41 And thank you for coming on. Where can people follow you? Where's your main source of... It's TikTok, right? Yeah, so if you go to TikTok, on my bio in TikTok, there's a link. There's a Beacons link. If you click on that, it'll give you all of my... Where you can find me everywhere. And I saw you put a post up on Instagram the other night.
Starting point is 00:56:55 You're like, I'm now on Fillet or something. Yeah, what's that? Yeah, I saw that. Is that Trump's new social media or something? Oh, Triller. Triller. Fillet, sorry. I feel like Triller is like the, I don't know, poor cousin of TikTok.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Very, very similar platform. But a lot of people seem to be on there. So I kind of create a profile just so I can, you know, spread my love. Should I be getting on Triller as well? I reckon you should. How does it work? Is it one minute videos? I'll figure that out later.
Starting point is 00:57:21 It's a bit longer than the minute ones, I think. Can you do a little bit longer? Oh, Mitch, that sounds like the perfect platform. Yes. I'm a that out later. It's a bit longer than the minute ones, I think. Can you do a little bit longer? Oh, Mitch, that sounds like the perfect platform for you. Yes. I'm a Trillin' boy! I think you were coming on. It was brilliant to meet you officially. No, thank you.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I don't really want to go. I want to stay. I've got to go. I've got to claim the couple of Mitch's handle on Trilla before some other dog gets it. He does. Joe, thank you for being here. Lovely to see you as always. Thanks for the invite.
Starting point is 00:57:44 That's fine. How long do you have to drive back now, back home? It's about two hours, two and a half hours. Oh, my God. Sunday afternoon traffic from to Newcastle. It'll be a breeze. I'll just TikTok and he can drive. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:57:54 It's your check. WSFM, time to see the traffic. Cowpastra Road. Is that where you guys take Cowpastra Road? No. Cowpastra Road. What do you take? It's Pacific Highway, right?
Starting point is 00:58:05 Pacific Highway, chuckle book. Make sure you've got Ebbs for the drive home. I do, actually. Get up with Ebbs in the morning. Oh, my God. Yeah. Beautiful. Ebbs actually does sound like a radio nickname.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Yep. It's Ebbs and Jen in the morning. Up next, Kylie Gillies. First, let's check your traffic. That sounds brilliant. It does. Ebbs. Ebbs. Ebbs.
Starting point is 00:58:26 What would their real name be? Eric? Ebony. Oh, Ebony. Hey, Ebbs. Hey, Ebbs. Yeah. Ebony.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Ebony. Ebony. Ebony. Ebony. Ebony. Oh, yeah. Let's end on this. I agree.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Fuck off our normal show. Thank you everyone for listening to episode 61. Back next for 62. We'll see you next week, guys. See you then. Thank you, Jen. Thanks for having me. I love you too.
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