Is It Just Me? - #64: Jenna In Court

Episode Date: May 3, 2021

You might know her from The Project or KIIS-FM's 3PM Pick-Up, but this week we were lucky enough to kidnap Kate Langbroek to come and guest host our show with us! In this episode: Kate's impressive vocabulary (03:20)Is it wrong to laugh at your own jokes? (09:18)Red Rooster Reviews (20:18)Crossing to Prizekeeper Jenna's court case (24:02)Talkback Tingz - Breaking the news of Prince Phillip's death (31:15)Our "Secret Segment" ADDebrief (42:26)Follow us @coupleofmitchesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, by the way, Kate, you're allowed to swear on our podcast, so please feel free. Oh, no, I won't. I never swear. I never swear. That would make me such a c**t. I won't do the opener. You just don't have to play the opener unless you start.

I want to hear the opener. Oh, my God, it's so obnoxious you don't. I love an opener. How close are you with Kerri-Ann Kennelly? No one's close to Kerri-Ann Kennelly. Then you've got to love this. People do some weird s**t. No one's close to Carrie-Anne Kennelly. Then you've got to love this. Television legend Carrie-Anne Kennelly fell several metres from a trapeze while performing in the musical Pippet.

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Brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time. This is Is It Just Me? Hosted by a couple of Mitches. What about me? Don't forget Jenna. Who?

Now, here's Mitch Chudy and Mitchell Coombs. Hello, hello. Oh, hey, guys. Welcome to the show. We are one man down, our usual third wheel, Prize Keeper Jenna. She's not here in studio with us, but we will be checking in with her later in the show. Mitchell, I know where she is. You do not.

I cannot wait for you to find out where she's going to be checking in with us from today on the show. But we have a much more highly qualified and experienced third wheel filling the void in the meantime, don't we? Oh, my God, we do. This is so exciting. Aussie TV legend. Aussie radio legend. Guys, please welcome our Kiss FM colleague and host of the 3pm Pickup, Kate Legbrake is here!

Kate, hello, how are you? Do you know what? I'm so sated just from the opener. You're so what now? Sated. Sated. I'm full, I'm satisfied. Oh.

Do you know what? The reason I've actually dragged you in here, Kate, is to talk about your vocabulary. So the fact that you've already taught me a new word within the first few seconds of joining us is actually incredible. This is very exciting because every day driving into work, because I do nights here at Kiss, Kate does the 3pm pick up, which is the pick up, the school pick up time, 3 to 4pm. I hear your show every day and it's the one show that I truly listen to every single day because it's short, it's punchy, it's just an hour. It's so much fun.

I love it. And you're back this year, which is great. Yes, I am back. I do enjoy it too. Look, Mitchell, you don't enjoy it. No, I seriously don't. No, you can't just chip in and hitch your wagon to Mitch's horse on these ones. Excuse me, I'm not hitching myself to that thing.

I know in any way, shape or form. Am I the horse in this metaphor? You know, they call the show. They call the show Mitch, Mitch Hitch. Or we could go Mitch, Mitch Bitch. That's us. It's great to have you here, Kate. So we start the show off the same way every week.

The show is Is It Just Me? With two idjams, as we call them, which is a new word we've coined. I-I-J-M. I-I-J-M. And mine actually does relate to something that I heard on the 3pm pick up. That's why I brought you in here, actually. I was like, I've got to bring this up with Kate. I did already mention it. I've

blown my load, but hey, let's get into it. Alright, first idjam. Let's go. Is it just me or... Does Kate Langbrook have the most wonderful vocabulary in the world? Let's go. Is it just me or...? Does Kate Langbrook have the most wonderful vocabulary in the world? It's stunning. I learn a new word every day listening to Kate. I'm like, got to pull over my car and write that down.

Don't even know what it means. Is this a compliment for you, Kate, or no? Well, do you know what? I don't think that people who invented commercial radio invented it to be like the Shakespeare of our time. Do you know what I mean? Vanilla, most popular flavour. Nobody likes the fucking wordy lady in the corner sitting on a thesaurus. No one likes that.

I don't think any of our bosses would be sitting there going, oh, she uses words people don't know. Oh, that'll get the 10 plus flowing in. Have they ever said anything about it? No. Do you think they probably will after this? They'll sit you down and they'll go, Kate, take a seat. Betty in Penrith, which is the analogy I always get,

Betty in Penrith doesn't understand the word analogy. But I think Betty does because I do think that Australians speak quite colourfully and beautifully. I agree. Like, do you know what? We love a, you know, a bit of rhyming slang or a bit of a clever expression or a, you know. We do.

But what didn't you understand, Mitchell? Well, I've got the audio here. So this is what I heard the other day. Betty. I'm going to call you Betty. That's me. What didn't you understand, Betty? I'll roll the audio here. So this is what I heard the other day. Betty. I'm going to call you Betty. That's me. What didn't you understand, Betty? I'll roll the audio, Betty.

You do it for yourself because you go, my legs look so beautiful and smooth and they're offset by the stunning vista behind them. Let me share this with the world who otherwise heaps derision upon me and my body. Wow, that's deep. Yeah, that's so deep. Too much? I was like, I don't know what that means,

but I'm just sitting around waiting for the opportunity to accuse someone of heaping derision upon me and my body. Well, Betty, nobody would heap derision upon you. What does it mean? Because you are the archetype. It means they mock me. Really? That just means mock, heap derision.

It means they mock me, but, That just means mock. Heap derision. It means they mock me, but well, derision means like in a more negative way. Right. Okay. I literally, I'm not even kidding. I wrote it down. I was like, heaps derision, heaps derision. Funnily enough, it hasn't come up once, but I'm waiting for the day. I'm waiting for the day.

You'd face some derision, division. Mitch heaps derision on you all the time and vice versa. That's Latin. Have you heard that? It's mostly the other way around, yeah. Have you heard vice versa? Yes, I have. I don't know what you – I don't know, Betty.

I don't know how your Latin studies went. No, not good. Did you also have a good vocabulary when you were living in Italy for two years? Like how was your vocab there? You would have loved me there because I spoke so simply like a toddler, like give food me. Barata salami tummy. Exactly.

That's all I needed, siesta. Yes. I was like a two-year-old. Oh, that would have killed you not knowing all the words you know here. Do you know what? That is so true, even though I think you're slightly heaping words you know here. Do you know what? That is so true. Even though I think you're slightly heaping derision on me. No, I'm not.

Betty's a bitch. Anyway, because I'm so used to opening my mental drawers. Yes. And the elves, when they wake up, they open the drawers. There's heaps of words in there. Yes. So many words. And when my mental elves opened the drawers in Italy,

there was nothing. Moths would fly out. Yeah, like niente. Oh, that's beautiful. That sounds great. You know what? That's so funny. I watched the Joan Rivers documentary a long time ago

and the one thing that stuck with me was that she said her jokes in her brain works in the same way as like a rolodex like she will be in a situation she will just open the rolodex and her brain will go flick through pull out a joke and then she can just you know slam it out there by road and i think that's such a skill to have well that happens to me with words but isn't that everyone that's how talking works yes i was gonna say that isn't that everyone? That's how talking works. Yes. I was going to say, isn't that just a really fancy way of saying she has a memory? All right, you two, lay off with the deriven. Derision.

I can't even fucking say it. Lay off with the division. Derision. Derision. We'll be the derision division. Oh, I do like that. Of the Mitch Mitch Bitch show. Now, poor Jen is going to have the fright of her life when she returns to the show rebranded

as the Mitch Mitch and Pitch. What did I do? That's terrible. That's like Will and Woody when I came back asked if I'd come back to take their job. But I'm like, I had your job. If I wanted your job, I wouldn't have left your job. Yeah, you had that job and you couldn't stand it. All right, we've done derision.

Yeah. What's next on our learning, at our learning academy? Or was that it? That was just the one that I needed clarity on because I heard it the other day, but I have taken quite a few from you. I remember you used the word repast to refer to just like a meal. And I was like, what the fuck's a repast? A very sumptuous repast.

Yeah, there you go. And I was like, Mum, when's our repast ready? She's like, where the fuck did you hear that? Mama. Look, Betty, because this is the thing about words. There's a different one for everything. Yeah. And a repast, and I'm sure I would have said a sumptuous repast

because they're two words that always go together. Yes. Do you know what I mean? Like Mitch and Mitch. They're inseparable. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's more stunning than just a meal. Yes.

Where's me plate, Mum? No. Why can't we be, why can't we elevate ourselves? That means lift up, Betty. Why can't we enjoy being the best versions of ourselves? Why do we always have to be so basic? I agree. That's why I bloody write down all the big words here. I Why do we always have to be so basic? I agree. That's why I bloody write down all the big words you use.

I love it. I tend to agree. I've got a Kate-related idjim too now that we think of it and it's something that I feel like I do too. Are you ready to hear mine, Kate? Oh, I can't wait. I'm adoring this. Is it just me or...?

Is it totally fine to laugh at the jokes that you make? Oh, yes. Yeah. Next. Yeah. Okay, that's the end of the show, ladies and gents. We get out of here. I completely agree, Kate.

It's something that I've noticed that you do. It's something that I do. Mitch pulls me up on it. Sorry, Betty pulls me up on it all the time. I don't pull you up on it, but I just remember at an early age, Dad saying, oh, it's rude to laugh at your own jokes. And you know what? You know what he was doing?

Clipping your wings. Yes. Like Icarus. Google it. Icarus. You would have flown so close to the sun. Save for your father. I did have to say to my husband once when we started dating,

there's enough people in this world that don't want the best for you. It's a very, I have to say, prevailing Australian attitude as well. I don't know. I've only lived in one other country overseas. But people are always like, back in your box. Oh, you got tickets on yourself. Oh, you love yourself. As though that's an insult.

Yeah. Anyway. True. But I just think that's a wing clipper. It is a bit, isn't it? I think why wouldn't you laugh at your own jokes unless, of course, you're not funny? No, it's not. I'm fully aware of my being hilarious.

But the thing is that I think that it's fine to laugh at your own jokes if your laugh in of itself is hilarious. Like you and Mitch have very iconic laughs. Like I just laugh because you're laughing sometimes. Well, because I've got a cackle. You do. And I'm fully in support of it. So whether you're laughing at your own jokes, anyone else's, I don't care.

I have an example. So this is when your co-host Monty called through to the show, the 3pm pick up, to announce that she had had her own little baby. And this was your reaction, Kate. I've seen photos. He looks like his brothers. He does. He looks like his older brother.

And that's amazing because they don't have the same father. I know. I haven't broken it to Sam yet. I can't tell him. Such a stupid. Can you even believe that I have a daughter who's about to turn 19? Oh. Yes.

Yeah, I remember I was pregnant on Channel V. She was breastfeeding in the make-up chair. Wow, who was breastfeeding her? Ah, that's very funny. Anyway, so. I love how she's the first to laugh at her own joke. It's the best. Totally.

Your dad wouldn't like it, Betty. No. But I like it. No, it must be a city thing. Sometimes you have to. Yes. Because you might be talking to people who are dead inside. Yeah, true.

Yeah? I completely agree. So you've just really, you've got to be in control of your own emotional state. Yeah. And that includes enjoyment. Sometimes it also lends a hand to the other people to say, hey, it's okay to laugh too. Here's an invitation to laugh. It's all right.

If a joke was a little bit inappropriate or on the nose, then if you laugh, then they go, I'm... Or not particularly funny. Yes. They miss the obvious place to laugh. That's very true. Oh, God. Can you fake laugh, Kate, or is it always genuine?

Because Mitch has actually nailed a fake laugh, and so I never know whether to believe him. Is he pitying me and just fake laughing or is he actually laughing? Pitying you? Yes. Pitying you? I say that without having heard the joke. I mean, no one wants to be mean to Betty.

No, no, no, no. I haven't differentiated the two. So my genuine laugh is identical to my fake laugh and that's where I've gone wrong. So no one can ever tell the difference. Really? So I sometimes, in fact, in that last one I did do a fake laugh but it's a funny

fake laugh. Oh the, oh that was clearing. Where I go, oh Yeah that's different. That's high comedy in itself. You're allowed to do that. Oh thank you. I noticed you're not laughing at it. That's fake laugh. That's fake. Oh fake. Oh I love it because it's got that wheeze.

It does have the wheeze. Our listeners compare it to a little duckling. Sometimes it has a little it's intermittent. It's a. Oh, fake. Oh, I love it because it's got that wheeze. It does have the wheeze. Our listeners compare it to a little duckling. Sometimes it has a little, it's intermittent. It's a squeak. Sounds a bit ducky. Oh, my goodness. Do you smoke? No, I've had one Marlboro Red in my life.

I had an instant nosebleed. Never again. Yeah, but you're a chronic vapor. I mean, something's going on there. No, I was born three months premature. The neurothormax in the lung. And thanks for bringing it up. But it's lung issues. Well, I know Mitchell's frequently premature, but he doesn't weep. Oh, very dear you.

Kate, that is so apt. We do a segment on this show called Viagra. Oh, you are not. Kate might have some advice. She doesn't have to deal with erectile dysfunction on account of her antidepressants. You don't know that I don't. Thank you. Your own. Maybe someone else's. I don't know.

Correct. That's true. And who's got the bigger problem? It would be me in that situation. That's true, actually. Yes, it would. Because at least you know what's going on with the flaccid Latin Google it, Betty. Mitch likes to mock me because at age 24 they prescribed me Viagra to counteract the antidepressants being a boner killer.

Antidepressants are shocking for that. But haven't they improved them? Nah. Not the ones I'm taking. Clearly not. Not on the strengths either. How hurtful for the people you're with. Let's just have a moment to acknowledge them.

I know because it's not like I can fake it as like a woman can. Just be like, oh, yeah, I'm really into it. No, you know if a guy's not into it. No, that's right. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that schwing. Yes. Google it, Betty. The problem is.

It's a song. He's got a pen writing all these down. How's your Google list going? Got an iPad going too. No, the problem was is that he couldn't work out the timings. So he'd pop a pill two minutes before, you know, sort of copulation. Oh, no, two minutes is not enough, is it? Takes a couple hours.

Well, they'd go home and then he'd get a buddy, you know, stiffy halfway through Friends. So it's not good. But he's worked it out now. This is all embellished. Don't believe me. Do you go home to watch Friends? No.

No. You do. Are you sure, Betty? This is all embellished. Don't believe me. Do you go home to watch Friends? No. No. You do. Are you sure, Betty? I think Friends is a very Betty show. I do too. Isn't it? You know what I do?

I go home and listen to the 3pm Pick Up podcast. Oh, he's good. Tie in. Well, you know what? We are very Betty. We're totally there for Betty. I adore Betty. The unsung heroes of the world are the Bettys. I concur.

I completely agree. No one's checking out to see what she's wearing on Insta, but let me tell you, if you want a passion fruit sponge, you're going straight to Betty. No Insta models ever provided comfort at a funeral, but Betty's sandwiches, stunning. You know what? I think there's a hole in the market there for influencers

who are actually influencing the right shit. Have you ever been sold anything via influencing, Kate? Are you buying the BB oil that Carrie Bickmore's spruiking? What's BB oil? Is that the cream? Clearly not. It's clearly not working. I see Carrie Bickmore.

Oh, the BB cream. Yeah, I bought BB cream. That's quite good. There you go. All right. Yeah, but I didn't know Carrie was onto it. She's clearly not working. I see Carrie Bigmont. Oh, the BB cream. Yeah, I bought BB cream. That's quite good. There you go. All right. Yeah, but I didn't know Carrie was onto it. She's all over it. But she's not putting me off it.

No. You and I had the same. We were doing the same Insta stories for Every Plate, which is brilliant and family friendly. Oh, my God. Do you know what's happened with my Every Plate that I've just realised? Yeah. I've lost weight.

Really? Yes, because I'm not shopping as much. Right. And so I'm not there for the milky bar, the king of the bar. King of the white chocolate. You can jam your Cadbury, whatever it's called. Nah, nah. Betty, don't come at me with it.

Anyway, yeah, I lost weight from every plate. Mitch was very chuffed to be able to brag, oh, I've got the same brand deal as Kate Langbrook. We're both flogging the same thing on Instagram. And I'm like, yeah, but you're probably doing it for a fraction of the fee. I was. He was just happy for the food. I was.

Now, what the hell happened? We need to talk about this. It's the TV show that you did on Channel 10 a couple of weeks back. It was all about reflecting on the year that was with COVID-19, life in lockdown, all the Zoom interviews, and you narrated the thing, right? Such a great year, yes. I'm the voiceover person.

I miss it. It's up on 10 Play to watch back. I've been meaning to do that. But did you throw in any of your own stories about lockdown in Italy, which was far worse than it was here? There was no time. Unlike you guys, there was no time

for Katie. I just had to keep the story rattling along because there was a lot to fit in. Yes. It was a hell of a year. I don't know if you noticed. I don't know what you're talking about. I was thriving. It was a hell of a year. I don't know if you noticed. I don't know what you're talking about. I was thriving.

It was a great year for us. Well, can I just say I really enjoyed lockdown. Oh, that's good. Are you an introvert? No, but you know what I am? I was tired. I got four kids. I was living on the other side of the world.

That's a lot of work, Even though I was technically not working It was just nice to have the breather Yeah There was a brief period, right, when you were actually working out of Italy Didn't you have your own little home studio? Oh, I did for the first six months Yeah, right That's why I was so tired

Did that little home studio just end up gathering dust? Like, what happened? No, it wasn't at home It was like two kilometres from my house but still in the old city. Or as we call it, Chentro. Google it, Betty. Chentro, not C-H, it's with a C, but it's pronounced Chentro because it's in another language.

Right, add it to the list. Add it to the list. Anyway, it was about two kilometres from my place and it was in a filmmaker's office because they used to move big files and Sasha, our producer, found it because they had the best internet in Bologna. Oh, right, of course. Trusty producer. Now you're back in Australia and you're like,

I can't even watch fucking Friends. Oh, my goodness. You are spot on. Isn't it just garbage? What has gone on? Wait, what is this? The internet? Yeah, just in general.

There's third world countries that have got better Wi-Fi than Australia. Oh, right. I would definitely agree. Like, it's just, I feel like it's gotten worse. It has gotten worse since I was away. There you go. Well, use your 4G to listen to the 3pm Pickup podcast, Kate. We'll have to get you back on.

Use your 5G anytime, Mitch and me. We loved you. That was fun. God, you're a good fit for this show, I feel. Do you go on shows sometimes? You've got to talk about business plans. You have to go on and talk about climate crisis. Is this your vibe?

Sort of just shit talk? Do I strike you as someone who's invited on any show to talk about business plans? Very intelligent! I'd listen to you talk about business plans. No, but that's because you know nothing. Very true. You know what I mean? So relative to that, of course I seem smart.

Beautiful note to end on. We've just been absolutely ribbed by Caitlin Brook for the last 30 minutes. What a privilege. And I've enjoyed it. Me too. Oh, Betty, I adore you. Oh, likewise, darling.

It's been a pleasure. Thanks for coming on. We love you. Oh, ciao, ciao. Is it just me? You should follow these idiots online. Search Couple of Mitches. Yep, give us a search.

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Hold on. Michelle. Oh, sorry. I was just checking my Instagram at MichelleMayhemDQ. Follow it. No, seriously, fucking follow it. Have you met Michelle? I haven't met Michelle, no.

On Instagram, yes, but not in real life. I've met her a few times out and about at the clubs, and she's a hoot. And then I saw that she'd released a song. I was like, oh, you've gone all legit, have you? Yeah, and no auto-tune on that song at all. No, no, I wouldn't have thought so either. Completely her voice. All right, let's do some Red Rooster reviews.

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Then all of a sudden we scroll through. It's like the bloody Bible in there. I know. So people do often ask, if I don't use Apple Podcasts, how can I leave a review? The answer is our Facebook page, Couple of Mitches, and we've just found a whole bunch. Yep. Leah Weaver recommends Couple of Mitches.

Oh, that's nice. Good for her. Thanks, Leah. She says, so after a lockdown a month ago, I was looking for podcasts to listen to on my six hour journey to see my sister and came across the Couple of Mitches pod. I downloaded it all and listened to it the whole way there. I don't even remember the drive and I was so into the podcast, I laughed the whole way.

Oh, that's awesome. That's cute. Now I live for it. I love you guys. I especially have a soft spot for Mitch Coombs. She just stopped typing from that point on. Love, love, love, Red Rooster. Just saying.

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I don't know what she's talking about. She really lost me towards the end. But you get some free Red Rooster. Pricekeeper Jenna will send that out. Thank you, Leah. I love that feeling when you're doing a long road trip and a podcast makes it go quicker. I'm so proud that we're responsible for that feeling. I had that feeling last night.

I actually went around the block a couple of extra times when I got home at midnight because I wanted to finish the podcast I was listening to. Yeah. Crazy that we have that effect. I know. Modu Dunga Gashkaka recommends a couple of bitches. They say, best way to save your relationship and get your ex-lover back fast. My boyfriend broke up with me two months ago because he thought I was cheating on him with

a male friend online. I don't think this has anything to do with our podcast. I didn't pre-read it, sorry. I just dove straight in. What else does it say? I tried to contact him and told him my problems. 15 hours later, my boyfriend came back to me and apologised. So just skimming over it, nothing to do with us?

No, that's got nothing to do with the podcast. Oh, well, you've read it out now, so we're still eligible. Modu Dunga, technically we owe you a red rooster voucher. If you're listening. DM us, buddy. Message Prizekeeper Jenna. Hey, by the way, if you're listening DM us buddy message Prizekeeper Jenna hey by the way if you head along

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So head along to our Facebook group, Enduring Idiots. There might even be a little discount code for you in there. So there'll be a discount on top of the discount. It's billions, isn't it? Instead of billions. That's correct. So yeah, we've got to do something with all these fucking jumpers. If you want a faulty jumper, head to our Facebook group. Yep. If you want some Red Rooster, leave a Red Rooster review. Don't forget five stars on the Apple Podcast app. Get the new crunchy fried chicken. It's available at Red Rooster

now. Hey, should we check in with Price Keeper Jenna? It's been a while since Jenna's been out on the road. Yep. I know where she is. You don't. I can't wait for you to find out where. I've got no idea. She's Maddie McCann to me.

Could be anywhere in the world. We've got her up on Zoom. Well, we're trying to get her up on Zoom, I should say. Yeah. I don't know if she's there yet. How do you tell? So I've got the screen in front of me. Are we ready to add her in?

I think after all this pandemic and things, I would know how to use Zoom. I still have no idea. Yeah, no, no. And my backdrop is still set to a Palm Beach location. It's very confusing. Oh, there she is in the waiting room. Oh, admit Jenna B. She's being admitted.

We've got the cog turning. Oh, she's all right. Oh, loading. Jenna. Jenna B is connecting to audio. Can't hear you yet. Hello. Oh, there she is.

Okay, Jenna, would you like to tell Mitchell why you were missing in action from the show today? I'm reporting to you live from court. I'm at the Sydney Courthouse. Yep. Jenna went to court today. What? Yes.

For arson. Yes. Those 1,200 murders finally caught up to you. What the fuck are you in court for? It's over a rental bond, to be honest. I want my money back and the landlord wants my money and I'm not giving him my money. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

But why are you in court yourself? Get a lawyer to do it for you and sit at home. Yes, but a lawyer costs a lot of money. So I'm representing myself and I've got a script here. Oh my God, it's a whole page. Oh my, it looks like the Magna Carta. Hold on. You're representing yourself. Yes. So it starts off with... Now hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll give you an official lead in. You've got the script for what you're going to say to the court, yes? Yes. Okay. When you're ready, Jenna, give us the plea you're going to make to the High Court.

Excuse me, member. I'd like to respond. The respondents claim that the property I rented for 18 months requires $456 worth of repairs. What did you do to it, Jenna? Which I dispute liability for as they predate my tenancy. This can be evidenced in the five pages of evidence I've supplied the member. What's the evidence?

Five pages of photos, which I got printed at the Dubbo Library for $10. Had to send it to Express Post, which cost another $10. Oh, no. Hang on. Can we just backtrack a little bit? What did you do? How did you fuck your apartment up so spectacularly

that they're charging you that much? I didn't. That's the thing. It was done by the previous tenants and this loser. What's their claim? He's claiming that I put scratches on the wall. I mean... LAUGHTER We're aware of your

claw issue. Yeah. The fact that you don't have human fingernails, you have cat claws. I mean, hello, Jenna, you do the math, darling. Have you disclosed your predisposition for having cartilage fingers? No. And the thing is, you know I was born with this and I can't help it, but I did not scratch the walls. Hopefully the jury don't listen.

They would have been persuaded. They're like, oh, that's that cat bitch. We know her. She would have been using it as a scratching post, this whole apartment. The paint damage and scratches that the respondent claim I caused can also be evidenced in pages one to five of the images I supplied, which show photos from the 2019 condition report proving that they were

caused by past tenants because they were taken before in capitals. I moved in. Okay, let's fast forward through all that shit. I want to know what your were taken before in capitals, I moved in. Okay, let's fast forward through all that shit. I want to know what your conclusion was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wrap up, wrap up. Skip the bibliography. We don't care. All the references just get to the end.

Okay. I dispute liability for claims that the property was left in condition like that as I predate my tenancy. Thank you. Objection. Overall. I've always Objection. Overall. I've always wanted to do that. That was hot. Jenna, maybe chuck in a Your Honour every now and again,

but other than that, that was impassioned. Well, I got some help from some volunteer lawyers, and they said I have to call them Member, not Your Honour. I was going to say Your Honour, but I had to change it to member. Right, right, right. Have you done this yet or are you preparing? When's your court session? It's today.

It's been postponed. To when? Till like half an hour or something. I did half of it and then the thing is I think we've – it's not going further, to be honest. What do you mean? This is what happened. I was called by the tribunal, who then called the landlord,

and we were put in a meeting to, a council, like, counselling session to think of what, how we can move forward. Like mediation. Oh, so even the judge was like fucking get over it like this is nothing this is such a non-issue that's what he said he said do you realize it's only 456 dollars worth of repairs when we have issues that are worth like tens of thousands and i said yes i didn't want to say anything, Jenna, but it does seem very petty. Anyway, we have decided, both of us, the landlord and I,

who's very mean to me today, very mean, almost caused me crying, but I didn't. I will pay 50% of the $456 worth of repairs. Oh, Jenna, why are you representing yourself? I would have absolutely fucking torn him a new arsehole in that counselling session. You seriously? Oh, no, no, no. Because then the member guy, right, he said,

if you want to take it further, you have to pay more money and it's going to be more than $456. Yeah, cut your losses. It's not worth it. Yeah, just give up while you're ahead, Jenna. I thought it was free. What was? I thought I could continue the next tribunal, the next court date.

Were you sitting there alone, Jenna, while your landlord was across the table from you, all lawyered up with men in suits, and you're sitting there? I can just picture your hands crossed, your fingers interlocked. Were you quivering? Were you nervous? Yeah, I did. And I had my monologue and I got mixed up with the paragraphs and I read one instead of the other and I was very confused.

Well, I hope you feel it was worth your time. We've had a wonderful episode. Kate Langbrook was on. She was a hoot. Oh, no. She was great, to be honest. She was bad. You adored her.

Anyway. No, I really like her playing. That's so unfair. Why did I do this? What a waste of time. I feel like it's a valuable question as well. I agree. We'll leave it to it, Jenna.

Thank you, Jenna. This is so annoying. Good luck at court. No, I'm not happy. Scene change. All right. The Meritan Apartments The 12th of the 4th, 2021

Jenna, so many flaws in your argument by the way Oh no, I meant scene change as in cut her off I'm over it See you Jenna Bye Yeah What are we doing now? I don't know

What are we doing? Oh, talkback tings Oh, are we? Yes, we are We're doing it? I don't know if I's a run sheet in here somewhere. What are we doing? Oh, Talkback Tings. Oh, are we? Yes, we are. We're doing it? I don't know if I told you. Yes, we are doing it. One of our favourite segments where we listen to things that go down on Talkback Radio. I've got some stuff for you. Alright, let's roll it. So, while we were on our Easter break,

we missed some rather major world news when Prince Philip passed away. Oh, Phil. Can you believe it's been like a month now? Since he died? Yeah, that flew by. That really did. Poor bastard.

He was 99, just shy of his 100th birthday. I know, I know. That's a bit of a shame. That is rough. But now that we're back, I was curious as to how some of the big news talkback radio stations covered the breaking news when Philip died. It was 9pm our time and, you know, we like to keep an eye out on what's happening on talkback radio.

So I've gone and pulled the audio from that very night. No. Well, you know, this is a big thing in the UK. Like I've seen TikToks and YouTube videos that are like, this is exactly what happens when the Queen of England will die. And there's like code words and secret languages. And apparently a lot of the news stations have packages already recorded and made.

One of my friends works for one of the TV news stations here in Sydney and he told me ages ago that he'd pre-prepared Prince Philip's, what is it? Obituary. Obituary, yes, yes, yes. Obituary. He pre-prepared the obituary and so as soon as he carked it, I messaged my friend and was like, babe, I saw the obituary,

loved it. He did so well. News.com.au released theirs and they clearly didn't proofread it because it said Prince Philip has died at the age of 99 of XXX. And they didn't fill it in. It just looked like he died of drinking a beer. I think that happened a few months ago when someone accidentally published their template. He hadn't died yet.

I think it was Sydney Morning Herald. Oh, like what they had, like a skeleton. Yeah. Oh no. It was like fill in the blanks. They accidentally published it before he Herald. Oh, like what they had, like a skeleton? Yeah. Oh, no. It was like fill in the blanks. They accidentally published it before he died. But anyway, this is how Talkback covered it. So it happened around 9pm.

The press release came out. And I'll kick off with ABC News. This is how they covered it nationally. So you know how they got the news on the hour? Yeah. ABC News with Glenn Lauder. Federal health authorities are urging older Australians... So this would have been like 9pm on the dot.

The press release wouldn't have even come out yet. So credit to this newsreader. He would have had to have read it live as it came up on his desktop because he wouldn't have gotten the news yet. The Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine is now the preferred option for younger Australians after the AstraZeneca jab was linked to a small number of rare blood clotting cases around the world. In breaking news, Buckingham Palace has just announced that His Royal Highness Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, died earlier today. The 99-year-old had been married to Queen Elizabeth since 1947 and officially became her consort when she ascended

the throne in 1952. So there you go. He just kind of had to throw out all the other shit he'd pre-prepared for that news bulletin. That's hard. When you're doing live radio, you've got to be on it. You've got to be looking out for things. Yeah, so I think they nailed it. Meanwhile, over at 2GB.

Oh, we love a bit of 2GB. Yeah, the big news station in Sydney. I was quite surprised by their coverage. Negatively or positively? Negatively because they're meant to be like, your news leader, 2GB. And obviously they didn't know that this was happening so it was unfortunate that it came out during a football match

that they were covering. Oh, dear. And so the footy commentators had to break the news mid-match. So not the newsreaders? No, they didn't even interrupt it. They were just like, oi, quick, you guys, ignore the game for a sec, read this sheet out. I would have thought that the newsroom would cut in and be like,

we interrupted this program. Yeah, they'd cut it off. No, they just got the commentators to do it. All right, here we go. The player I think has done very well tonight is George Williams. I think the halfback's been pretty good for the Raiders. Boys, Raiders out on the field for the start of the second half. Sadly, I've got some breaking news that's coming in from the UK.

Prince Philip has passed away at the age of 99. Now, he was due to turn 100 on June 10 this year, but a statement from the royal family is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty the Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip. He's passed away this morning at Windsor Castle. So that is a terrible story. It is.

He was a legend, Prince Philip. The second half coming up here. The Raiders to kick off. Let's take you to the call team. David Morrow, Daryl Broman and Mark Piggy-Riddell on the sideline. It's the Panthers leading the Raiders by 12 points. Yeah. Skip a beat.

I know. They just kind of read the statement and then go, I mean, what else do you say? Move on. It's almost as if no one was even acknowledging what he was saying. No one gave them any banter. I know. It was very weird.

Big Mom went, yeah. They obviously didn't have an obituary to play. They were just like, well, there's the news. You got it. Move on. That's so funny. Back Mom went, yeah. They obviously didn't have an obituary to play. They were just like, yeah, well, there's the news. You got it. Move on. That's so funny. All right. Back to the Raiders.

Interesting. And then, obviously, I had to check in on our favourite station, 2SM. Oh, we love them. And our mate, Graham Gilbert. Oh, we love Graham Gilbert. Do we? Yeah, Graham Gilbert does the game that I play. I'm still trying to get the fridge magnet.

No, that's on him. That's on ABC. Is it? Yeah. I can't even keep up myself. Graham Gilbert does the game that I play. I'm still trying to get the fridge magnet. No, that's not him. That's on ABC. Is it? Yeah. I can't even keep up myself. Graham Gilbert is the one, remember back in episode 15, you prank called him? Oh, of course.

With Liz O'Leary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, I'm getting confused. Yeah, so Graham's the one that we don't, I mean, I don't have anything against him, but God, we like to mock him on this show, that's for sure. Yeah. And so he was on air at night and I did keep tabs on the actual time codes.

ABC News at 9.02 got the news, TGB at 9.04. And then 10 minutes later, 2SM didn't even break the news. One of Graham's callers had to tell him. So he's not the most reliable news source. He has to get his listeners to fill him in. Oh, my God. So this is what happened on 2SM. Talk tonight on 131269.

Michael, good evening. Oh, hello, Grant. I just heard some very sad news. Prince Philip died. Who has? Prince Philip. Ah. Yeah, I met the gentleman quite a few times. I remember telling you. Yep. Just when we

came over, a news flash on the television. That is dreadful news. I'd like to let you know, I didn't know if you already knew. No, I'm glad you told us, Michael, and God bless his soul. Thank you, mate. Thank you. Good on you. God bless you, Michael, and please email us your resume.

We need a new newsreader, quite clearly. I was just like, whoa, how did you not get on top of that? You had 10 minutes. Presumably, as a talkback station, you'd be kind of keeping an eye on the sites. I don't know. Although, could you hear the vintage Bakelite phone ringing in the background? It sounded like a bat phone. Going off the hook.

He had no idea. He also didn't sound that phased, did he? He was like, who died? Prince Philip. Oh. Oh. That's a shame. It's like when a great uncle dies that you don't really know.

Oh, that's awful, isn't it? He was sick, though. He lived a good life. Yeah. When did I last see him? When I was four? Yeah. That's a shame.

He was at my christening? Oh. Oh, the poor son. I hope he wasn't in pain. Dog tonight. Do you reckon that's how Graham covers all of his breaking news? He waits for the listener to tell him and then feigns some sort of pity. Graham, you wouldn't believe,

a plane has just crashed into one of the World Trade Centres. Ah, dear, oh, dear. Thanks for your call, Richard. Ten minutes later, Graham, another one's hit. Oh. They were so beautiful. Oh, Graham, another one's hit. Oh. They were so beautiful. Graham. Yes?

This is Dot here, darling. What is he like to say, Dot? Just like to call, this is Graham, yes? Yes, Dot, you're on the air. Just like to call and say that there's a car crash on the M1. Three are dead Oh It's a pity I knew them very well, all too well

I caused it of course Oh thanks for letting me know Tom That's horrific Graham It's Petunia Steve Irwin's been stabbed in the heart by a stingray. Oh, dear. Hoping he really would make it through that ocean swim.

Ah, well, what can you do? Talk tonight. Talk tonight. I don't know what I would have done if that news was given to me on my show. Where was I? I was off air. I don't think I was on holidays. I woke from a nap at like 10pm and I was like,

no. That's a shame. Really hoping you would have made it to 100. Dog tonight. Oh. The memes were very harsh though. I know, that was too soon, wasn't it? There were TikToks and I made

one and I got hate for it and then I deleted it. What did you make? What was your meme? I spent $3 on it. I bought an app to make it. Why did you need an app to make it? I had the idea to make it. You must have been bored on that holiday. Because it was late at night. We were in an Uber

on the way to a restaurant or a bar or something and I bought a fake Tinder profile making app because I can't Photoshop for shit. And I made Liz. I think I still have it. Oh. And I wanted to. I made Liz. I think I still have it. I'll find it for you. I made Liz. Oh, right.

99. Single. Interest in walking my corgis and governing the Commonwealth. Was that you? I swear I saw that meme somewhere. I put it up and then Fluffy Octopus Legs who listens to this podcast said, God, people are quick and so cruel. This is disgusting or something like that.

And I deleted it. She didn't realise that you made it. No. Oh, my God. Do you know that TikToker Hannah West? Does she do the school videos? No, no, no. So she does all sorts of funny videos.

She's hilarious. So a lot of her videos in the past have been making fun of Prince Philip and being like, why won't he just die? Yeah. And as soon as I heard the news, I was waiting for her two cents because I knew she was going to post something. Turn the music off. I'm going to play you Hannah's reaction to Prince Philip's death.

It's so funny. A part of me sort of didn't think he'd actually die. You know what I mean? I just sort of wasn't expecting it. I was expecting him to get a letter from his wife who's also his second cousin but we're not gonna i think he watched some of my tiktoks and went right that's it you know what i mean all jokes aside may fucking rest in peace okay he's dead you know you can't take the peace out of a dead man. Although I'm pretty sure he's been dead for a few months and he's been taxing.

Oh my God. Anyway, let's get out of here. Rest in peace. There's my mate, Mook Elizabeth Lees on Tinder. Yeah, okay. Very good. All right, back next week, 65. 65.

Wow. Thank you for Kate Langbrook for coming on. Yep. Well done, Jenna, on your court settlement. She's all right. She sounded very frazzled. Yeah, she did. That would have been very nerve-wracking for her.

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Here's his contact. Okay, so you want to call Dr. Oberfuckin. What is it? Dr. Oberfuckin. You're Oberfuckin, aren't you, at the moment? Oh, gosh, yeah. Don't get me started on Oberfuckin. Hayden and I were Oberfuckin the other night.

Who is it? Dr. Oberfuckin. I'm going to call him. What is it actually? Is it actually that? O-B-O-D-G-B-I-E. Hang on. Go again.

I'm going to do a background check on this clown. Okay. Dr. O-G-B-E-I-F-U-N. I was reading it very quickly. Obifuckin. I was close. Obifuckin Kenobi. That's my dad when I ask him who his favourite.

Oh, mate, I haven't seen it in years. It's Obi fucking Kenobi. All right, give this clown a call. I can't find much information about him on the internet, so I feel like it might be a load of shit. Okay. We're doing it in the podcast studio, so we won't have to pay for this.

What's plus 234? Oh. Yeah, do that. Do a check. Zero, one, one. Plus 234. Yeah. Nigeria.

Oh, he's a prince. I don't know if this is a good idea. 399. A lot of nines. Oh, you're still calling. Okay. 5939. 6879.

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Thank you. Yeah, I feel that Dr. Obie fucking might call 1221 for assistance. Thank you. Yeah, I feel that Dr. Obi-Fuckin might not be open for business. You can also WhatsApp him. Don't. He'll have your number. Also, love potion. That's some...

Oh, I didn't even hear that part. That's what he said. Me and my boyfriend were having issues so I approached Dr. Obi-Fuckin and... Imagine if that was your doctor. Dr. Obi-fuckin'. Dr. Obi-fuckin'! We have a code red. Intensive care

room three. Oh, that's so funny. You know what I was thinking? You know Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz? Those daytime shows. Do you reckon they're anyone's GP? Surely not. You couldn't just get into Dr. Phil and then he Oz, those daytime shows. Do you reckon they're anyone's GP? Surely not. You couldn't just get into Dr. Phil and then he's like, he has to knock off at midday to go film a show.

No, but he would have had to have started as a doctor. Humble beginnings. Presumably. But maybe they mean doctor as in like a doctor of psychology. Although Dr. Oz is an actual doctor. Because Dr. Phil is not fucking, you know, taking your temperature. Oh, someone's calling. Is it the Nigerian doctor fucking? Let's see.

Hello, is this the doctor? Hello? Sorry, who are you calling for? I'm calling about the... It just said on the ad, I might have misheard about who famous you've worked for. Oh, yeah? Who have you worked for?

Actually, I worked at a strip club but I kind of travelled and Justin Bieber, Post Malone Jaden Smith, Usain Bolt Yeah Have all come to your strip club? Um, well we kind of yes, Justin Bieber and Usain Bolt

did and then I just because I was in that um, just because I was in that um just because i was in that kind of working environment when like the um when the managers and stuff really thought highly of you then they take you to the before and after parties of like beer biz and post-mortem clubs um but oh yeah oh my god Were you working on those nights or no? Pardon? Were you working on those nights or no?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, so you've met all these people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, completely. So, like, been back to their hotels and things, but you've got to give, like, your license, saying your phone in and everything before you go in there. Were they gentlemen? Yeah. Um, I, you, St. Gould, and Jaden Smith were. Were they gentlemen?

Wow, okay. Interesting. Yeah. But the others weren't so much, or you didn't really deal with them much? Were they pigs? Fair enough. Okay. Interesting.

What was your name again, sorry? I don't know if I'd want it on the... Oh, yeah, you can use a fake name. Yeah, I'll go Blair because that was my stripper name. Okay, nice, nice, nice. Blair, perfect, okay. So your name's Blair? Yes, for this fake name.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blair. Blair. Blair? Yes, for this segment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blair. Blair. Yes? You've won the prize! You've won it! What did I win? Well done!

What did I win? Sorry, Tunnel. She's gone. We had nothing for her. What? I was fascinated by that. How dare you get rid of Blair? That was the most interesting interview I've ever done.

Better than Kate? Well, I do have a soft spot for Kate. You know that. That was so dramatic. We had nothing to give her. Oh, she's calling back. Close the lines. Should we give her some Red Rooster?

I'll text you her number. Give it to her off there. I'll text her. No, I'll answer it because we have to explain it. Do we? Yeah, I will. I will. Oh, my God.

You were so funny. That's a joke we do on the show where we go sorry tunnel we just get rid of people you were great oh sorry you've won a prize we're gonna give you some uh we're gonna give you some free red rooster oh yes i love red i'm gonna send you i'm gonna send you a text now and then you just send me your info and we'll send it out to you okay okay? Okay. All right. Okay. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you, Blair. Thank you so much, Blair. Wink, wink. Okay, bye.

See ya. Well, that was fun. God, the things that you do for love, huh? Thank you, Dr. Oberfucking. He let us there. Yeah, he did. Well, isn't this nice? You know what?

As much as I love contraceptive diaphragm Sam and Prizekeeper Jenna. Isn't it nice if the two of us for once? Back to where we came from. Yes. None of those clowns were part of the original concept when we came up with the idea for the podcast. No, this was eventually I liked the name Mitch Please. I remember when we were thinking about doing a podcast and I was like, let's call it Mitch Please. And I said

okay, can you expand on the idea? And he goes, no just a name. I was like, great. What do we do on it? That's all I had. This kind of feels like a very classic American movie. Two parents. The kids have just gone to college. And then they're like, oh. No, we're like Dave and Julie Rafter and everyone's left the country.

Yes, that's what I mean. And the kids are left and it's just them. And they have a glass of wine and they're on the porch and they go, well, it's just us again. Where is contraceptive diaphragm, Sam? He's vacationing. He's in Queensland again. But not for vacationing.

He's doing some shoot for the radio station. He never stops, does he? He's in a video shoot. He's not got a gun, you know. Just got to clarify. In this current climate. Hey, you did your TikTok thing this week. Yes, I did.

Did you post? We should post that for everyone to see. It's on my Instagram. My first ever attempt at stand up. Turns out, because they said you have to do like a five minute set. And if you get to five minutes, they start flashing a torch at the back, which is your wrap up. I was the only one that didn't get the wrap up.

I got like four minutes something, but didn't quite get to five. And turns out that five minutes is quite easy to fill. I was really shitting myself. I was like, oh my God, what am I going to talk about? How do I fill five minutes? I literally told one story, which you've already heard on this podcast so the shrek was the shrek grinder date yes exactly um and so yeah i told that one and it was uh to a room of only around 10 people but it was going out to thousands on tiktok live and yeah

first ever time doing stand-up i didn't hate it actually i quite liked it you got the most laughs did i yes oh that's good now i was screen recording it so i had to send to you afterwards And yeah, first ever time doing stand-up. I didn't hate it, actually. I quite liked it. You got the most laughs. Did I? Yes. Oh, that's good. Now, I was screen recording it, so I had to send to you afterwards. But what I forgot was that about two minutes in that I was screen recording, and then I had started to attack people in the comments.

What were you attacking them for? They were attacking you. Oh, I don't want to know. I don't want to know. No, they were kids. But they gave us advice. They said to us, we've done this once before in Melbourne and some of the comics had their phone with them and they were reading the comments and reacting to it.

Our advice is leave your phone off stage and don't think about it. So I was like, if they have to tell us, then people must be a bit brutal on those things because it wasn't like on my TikTok where it's my followers who know me. It was going out to all these strangers. So I don't want to know what they said. But what were you saying back? Oh, someone said, oh, I'm gay.

And that's all my sense of humor is, blah, blah, blah, about you. So I replied going, congrats. Because it sounded like they were announcing it. Then he went, smart ass. And then I said, tragic. And then people were then mocking me. And then it was a whole thing. And then someone said, Mitch from Kisses there.

I was clearly recognized. And I said, hi, how are you? The comments, they just go so quickly. You can't see them. Yeah. The version I was clearly recognised and I said hi how are you and the comments just go so quickly you can't see them the version I was sent didn't have comments on it thankfully so what I don't know won't hurt me but they're kids what we need to remember is like Janae said yeah they're babies anyway you did very well

I was very proud and you know what I had a great night with your boyfriend Hayden was my plus one to that TikTok comedy event I heard about that and I don't is that the first time I've hung out one on boyfriend. Hayden was my plus one to that TikTok comedy event. I heard about that. And I don't, is that the first time I've hung out one-on-one with Hayden? Probably, yeah. He's a hoot.

We're going to hang out again. We said that we're going to go clubbing and stuff. I've always been very fond of Hayden, so it was nice to not have you there. Gee, thanks. I mean, I could come. Oh, no, we wouldn't want to put you in that position. We know you don't like clubbing. It's fine. We'll just go.

You were very busy. You guys, you had a lot to do. You were the star of the night, so I doubt you spent, there was much FaceTime. No, there was plenty. What did you talk about? Oh, none of your business. What did you talk about? Girl stuff.

You talk about me? I'm sure you came up at some point. That's very nice. I can't remember why, but no, it wasn't much about you, no. All right, well, great. He also didn't reply to me for an hour, and I messaged you to say you did so well, and I said, oh, you still there with Hayden having a drink? You went, no, I've been home for an hour.

Yeah, he stayed. I had to go home because I had to come into fucking work at 4 a.m., and so I had to leave early, and when I say early, I mean 10 p.m., so it was hardly an early night. But yeah, Hayden stayed there. What was he doing? I wasn't there. I couldn't tell you.

He didn't reply to me. He said there was no phone service. I'm like, they streamed a TikTok live. I'm not kidding. The phone service was quite fun. I had to walk out the front to get an Uber. I couldn't get it from the inside. I sound like a toxic boyfriend.

I wasn't. I was not on fun, my friends, looking at him. I've got you on there too. I've got you on there too. I've got you on there. Since when? I do. Can you track me on a bloody GPS?

Yeah. I do it often. I don't remember giving you that entitlement. Good for you, Nate. Yeah, no, it was great, yeah.

You can get him on the podcast when I'm sick. Yeah, I could do that. No, you wouldn't need to be, you wouldn't want to. Yeah. I'm jealous. Well, I also do that. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't want to. Yeah. I'm jealous. Well, I also did invite you.

I know, but I've got the radio show. I've got commitments. Yeah, Chuck is sicky. Do the migraine thing. You know that you've got that up your sleeve. I have never used it. I don't. Exactly.

No offence. If I had it, I'd fucking use it all the time. You know what I realised? I qualify for medicinal cannabis. Fuck off. Cannabinoids. Cannabinoids. I was doing all of the research.

Janet, can you... Oh, wait. Oh. Cannabinoids. We have to do it ourselves. I did the research. It's not the flour. It's the oil.

What's the fun? I don't know. You'll have to find out and get back to me. I could get some oil. Yeah, go on. Bring it to us. I don't think there's any high in it out and get back to me. I could get some oil. Yeah, go on. Bring it to us. But I don't think there's any high in it. I think it's purely to medicate.

Well, I feel like that wouldn't go astray either. No, look, I've got Dober. You could do with chilling out. I've got Dr. Obifucking on the line here. Dr. Obifucking. Okay, we need to get Dr. Obifucking on the air. I firmly believe that Dr. Obifucking doesn't actually exist. It's a scam.

I'm ringing one more time. I just want to see if it rings. Oh, that's different to last time. That's different. Maybe this is a microphone feed to his operating theatre that he's in. That's someone's heartbeat. They've got the wires crossed. That's actually a heart monitor.

They're really unwell. Oh, they're picking up. I'm going to harmonise. No, it's higher. That was, you just did the same note. That's not a harmony. Isn't that what harmony is? No, a harmony is when two different notes complement each other

Hello Hello Hi, who's speaking? Hello Hello, is this the doctor? Yes Hi, Dr. Obi What was your name, sorry?

Dr. Obafuckin? Dr. Oba Yeah, Dr. Oba Dr. Obafuckin I Someone sent me your number to call about a love potion. Okay, okay. Are you on WhatsApp? Sorry? Are you on WhatsApp?

I don't have WhatsApp, no. But I can get. I prefer to talk on the phone. Yes. Okay, you know what we do? Just chat, download WhatsApp, okay? Talk on chat on WhatsApp, okay? But will the love potion work on me because I'm gay?

You said what? I'm gay, so I'm homosexual. I just want to make sure. Sorry, is that an infant in the background? Yeah, which country are you from? Which country are you from? Which iPhone do I have? Yeah, which country are you from? Which country are you from?

Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm from Australia. Australia? Okay, that is good. You know what you do? Just try to download WhatsApp. So you can message me on WhatsApp. So catch up to WhatsApp, okay?

Hold on. I'll just put my grandmother on right there. She needs the... Yeah, just... Hello, what time? WhatsApp, so you can chat on WhatsApp, okay? Hold on, I'll just put my grandmother on right there. She needs the... Yeah, just... Hello, just try and follow me on WhatsApp, okay? Are you hearing me? Where is he? Where is he?

In here. Doctor, before I couldn't... Hello? This is... Hello? Hello, darling, this is Dodd Wiggins calling. Yeah, just... I said you should try and follow me on WhatsApp, okay?

Just try and follow me on WhatsApp, so you can chat on WhatsApp, okay? What? WhatsApp? WhatsApp, yeah, WhatsApp. So you can explain your problem to me, okay? Yes, well, what's the app? You said what? Who?

What do you mean what? No, you said what? What is the app, darling? You're saying what app? Tell me the name of the app so I can download the app. Yeah, you go and go to the Play Store. Just download the WhatsApp, okay? Is it green, darling?

Just go to your Play Store and download the WhatsApp so you can message me on WhatsApp, so you can text me on WhatsApp. Oh, the app is called WhatApp. Yeah, WhatsApp, WhatsApp, WhatsApp. WhatsApp, WhatsApp, WhatsApp, WhatsApp, WhatsApp. You're funny, Dr. Overfucking. Tell me, if you study...

Yeah, don't download the WhatsApp. Just let me know. Just message me on WhatsApp, okay? I'm going to put my grandson back on, darling. Hold on. Yeah, don't you know how to use WhatsApp? Don't you have WhatsApp on your phone? What's going on about WhatsApp? I'm going to put my grandson back on, darling. Hold on. Hi, mate. Sorry, that was my gran.

She's like 93. Yeah, so it's 001123 Just move the number and hide Yeah On me with your number okay Okay And I just want you to tell me now Will the love potion work on me I am gay

Yes Everything is going to work fine for you You are welcome okay You are welcome Just try a galop walk up Okay So we can talk on walk up Thank you

So it works for gay men My name is Dr. Oberfucking Okay Dr. Oberfucking yeah Okay Dr.. My name is Dr. Oberfucking. Okay. Dr. Oberfucking, yeah. Okay, Dr. Oberfucking. Yeah, Dr. Oberfucking. Oberfucking. Oh.

Ober. Oberfucking. Oberfucking. Fucking. Yeah, Dr. Oberfucking. Oberfucking, yeah. Dr. Oberfucking. All right, thank you, buddy.

This was a pleasure. Oh, he's hung up. Yeah, he really had enough of you after that. Wow. We found Dr. Overfucking. Guys, we've just found... Fuck Dr. Gay. We've got Dr. Overfucking.

That's our new medical correspondent. If you head along to our Facebook page, look at the review section. That's where you can get his number. If you would also like to inquire to get an appointment with Dr. Oberfuckin. He is open to gay couples. Yeah, you really had to fucking pan for that guy, didn't you? He wasn't going to say it. I wasn't giving that out for free. What do you think the love potion is? No kerosene. Oh, God. All right. Thanks to Dr. Oberfuckin.

What a pleasure that was. I can't believe he answered. I really didn't think he was going to. I thought he was going to be a scammer. I still believe he is, but he just happens to answer the phone. There was a child there. I know. That poor child. Little Madison Overfucking.

Madison O. Befucking. You know that radio show on KISS. I adore it. It's got that Kyle and Jackie O, but fucking. I bought a lawnmower because I was fed up. I'm in a rental property, but you know how much grass there is out the front of mine. You've been over.

Really need a mower, but fucking. Oh, God, I can't think of anything. You that uh ingrown toba fucking um i don't even know but fucking classic classic christmas phrase from Santa. Ho, ho, ho, bafuckin'. Oh, God. How do you make bread? You need the dough, bafuckin'. What did the super nanny say to the catchphrase? No, no, no, bafuckin'.

Just go with the flow, bafuckin'. I hate us. We're so fucked. Go with the flover fucking. What's short for Chloe? Clover fucking. What have you been doing to your skin? It's got such a natural, healthy glover fucking.

What was J-Lo's career before she was an actress? Oh, she was a hober fucking. Hey, J-Lober fucking. J-Lo's career before she was an actress? Oh, she was a hoba-fuckin'. Hey, J-Lo-ba-fuckin'. J-Lo-ba-fuckin'. Brilliant. I was really perplexed because I booked this beautiful summer getaway to perish. I didn't realise there's no snow-ba-fuckin' in December. Oh, we better go-ba-fuckin'.

We really should fuck this. We really should. Embarrassing. That's hilarious. Thank you, Dr. Overfucking We need to call him Again at some point I want to see what that love potion looks like

Totally He could send it to us What's the harm in WhatsApp? You can't be hacked on WhatsApp Yeah, surely not We'll get producer Groundskeeper Jenna to do it Prizekeeper Jenna

Prizekeeper Jenna Yeah, alright Okay Back next week For 65 It was a pleasure Don't forget Endurant Idiots Prizekeeper Jenna. Prizekeeper Jenna. Yeah, right. Okay. Back next week for 65. It was a pleasure. Don't forget Endurant Idiots. Our 65th show, but fucking.

We've really said an all-time low, but fucking. Next week, 65. Endurant Idiots is the Facebook group. Guys, it is like a little family in there, isn't it, Mitch? Yeah, absolutely. People, they post not only, you know, quips or little funny memes or things they've noticed on the show. They post

life problems and things that are happening in their lives and with their relationships and their family and yeah. Join it. Endure an Idiot. Search it on Facebook. I thought you were going to do another Oberfucking. No, I was thinking but I couldn't and also I was talking about people's family and... Where did you ever... That would be a low blow, b'fuckin'.

Whatever happened to you learning the banjo, b'fuckin'? Genuinely, whatever happened to that? It's collect dust. It's still not in tune? No, I did a couple of hours of training. Right. But I just don't have the brain power. I am not smart enough as a human.

I cannot do... My brain cannot physically... Because you've got to do two hands at once and multiple fingers at once. Yeah. That's why I could never be straight. Can't finger any girls. It's just too hard.

So you just have to let it go, but fucking... Yeah. Let's go with the flow, but fucking... Yeah, I think you've outgrow, but fucking... No, that doesn't work. You can't just put any O. Yeah, I know. It's got to just be the O.

Shh. I don't want mum and dad to know we're up. Make sure you tip-toberfucking. Tip-toberfucking. Head along to our Instagram, add a couple of images. We've got lots of videos and faux-toberfuckings.

Did you end up going to the Easter show-berfucking? Noberfucking. Noberfucking. That's the best. Just noberifuckin' Let's bring it up with Contraceptive diaphragm salmon Producer Jenna

Fuck Pricekeeper Jenna next week Yeah That's gonna be hard to remember I know right It's hard Pricekeeper Jenna Yeah

She's been great I've had a lot of messages Of people going We received it Express I know she's actually doing her job Unlike you You're a bit too slow

Bifuckin' Let's go Bifuckin'. Let's go, Bafuckin'. That's not even his name. He did try to correct me. He didn't answer to it for the first few times. Then he was like, no, I'm going to have to fucking step in here and let you know that that's not my name. Didn't his eyes light up?

I mean, figuratively speaking, when there was an old lady to prey on. I know. Although, Bafuckin'. Let's go, Bafuckin'. All right, back next week, 65. Although, but fucking. Let's go, but fucking. All right. Back next week,

65. We love you all. Thank you for listening and we'll see you in the week's time. I'm so sorry about this show. It was fucked. Thank you for listening, guys. Bye-bye.

Bye.